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See what happens when you miss a show?
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Jesus, what were you doin' last week
that was so much more important
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than making sure I can feed my baby?
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Who is going first?
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- IAN: Flip for it.
- Heads or tails?
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- Heads, of course.
- Right.
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- Oh, fuck me.
- Okay.
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Check it out, sister-wives!
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We gonna ride around in that?
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Whoo!
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The provost granted your appeal request.
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I didn't make an appeal request.
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You're too stubborn
to admit your mistakes,
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so I did it for you.
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You're gonna go sleep at Daddy's.
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He's gonna take you to school
in the morning.
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Charlie left Lucas
with his next door neighbor an hour ago.
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I knew he was lying,
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but I wanted to play nicey-nice
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so that he'd give me
the child support he owes me.
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- Svetlana and her dad.
- That's crazy.
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Yvon is husband. Not father.
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I got rid of him.
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What's going on?
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DCFS is coming to make sure
Debbie can keep Franny.
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Do you feel good about yourselves?
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Going to this all-white, private school,
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while leaving my little brown boy, Liam,
out in the cold?
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What would you say if I offered Liam
a place here at Hopkins Academy?
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I'd say I'm about 20K short
of the 20K this place costs.
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We'd be picking up
the cost of his education.
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Oh.
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Etta, this is the check that I gave you
to buy the laundromat.
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I'm an owner.
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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(SIERRA MOANING)
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SIERRA: Right there.
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- Neil, Neil.
- Hmm.
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I have to go see Derek's sister.
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The one who called
Child Protective Services on me.
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But you said
you wanted to shit down her throat.
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Well, I do,
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but my love for my daughter
is greater than my hate for Tanya.
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I have to show her
how well I'm really doing,
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get her on my side.
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And I really need to get a job.
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Okay-
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(LIP AND SIERRA MOANING)
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God, could they be any louder?
They're gonna wake up Franny.
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They're almost done.
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How do you know?
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- Sierra's voice is getting higher.
-(MOANING CONTINUES)
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(SIERRA MOANS LOUDLY)
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They're done,
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unless they start again.
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4GRoANs)
-(SIERRA PANTING)
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Oh, fuck.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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Jesus.
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-(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)
- Mind blown.
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(SIGHS)
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- Hey.
- Yeah?
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(BOTH SIGH)
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You gonna go?
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- Why, you want me to go?
-(SIGHS)
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No.
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Good.
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ETTA: No sleepin' in here!
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- Thi... This ain't a homeless shelter!
- Hey! Ow! Etta!
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- Etta, stop. Stop.
- Out!
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- Out!
- Hey. Etta, hey.
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- It's me, it's Fiona. Stop.
- Out.
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Stop. You sold me
the laundromat, remember?
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I bought it from you.
I paid you 80 grand.
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Remember?
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(SNIFFS)
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Well, you made an awful mess.
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Yeah, I know, but there's...
There's mold under the floor tiles,
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and the ceiling tiles are rotting,
so it's a necessary mess.
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Well, I... I can't sleep.
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I used to be able to sleep all night.
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(GROANS) Then I hit menopause.
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You want me to walk you
across the street to Patsy's?
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Get a piece of pie?
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Have they got cherry?
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(CHUCKLES) Usually, yeah.
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- Okay. (SNIFFS)
- Come on.
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That's you.
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Okay-
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My sister from another mister.
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Don't take this wrong,
but you look like hell.
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What's the right way to take that?
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When's the last time you slept?
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Do you want me to try
to round you up some Adderall?
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There's some speed
queens at table eight.
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Uh, no. I'm just gonna take this
whole pot across the street.
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Oh, get Etta a cup of coffee and some
cherry pie? And don't charge her.
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Done and done.
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I love this.
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Love what?
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(G RU NTS) Playing house.
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I mean, you told me
about your big, chaotic family,
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but this is more like
a romantic breakfast for two.
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I know, it's kind of weird
around here lately,
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especially with Carl being gone.
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Kind of miss the chaos.
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And the weaponry.
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Hey, bud.
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You lookin' sharp, man. Look at that.
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-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- Yeah.
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Hey, hey, smells good in here.
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Oh, come on. Jesus.
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- Come on!
- No.
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- It's cold out there!
- Get out.
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I got Liam into private school.
That doesn't buy me breakfast?
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TREVOR: Do you mind if I take this one?
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- Be my guest.
- Okay.
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You were stealing
from homeless people, Frank.
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You were pretending to be
their father and their guardian,
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and then you turned
them into slave labor
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-for your own personal indulgence.
- Okay.
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You're lucky you're still alive.
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- No.
- Because no one would have blamed them
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for beating you to death
and burying the body.
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- So, no, you don't get breakfast.
- Okay, I missed-
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Okay, let go of the door
before I hurt you, Frank.
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- I was- Stop. I was their fake father.
-(GRUNTS)
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I'm your real father,
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and I'm not gonna let go of the door
until you let go of the door.
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- Get the pepper spray.
- Oh, come- Would you-
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- Come on.
- You've been warned, Frank.
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- Wait. Uh--
- Gonna count to three.
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- One.
- Hey, Liam.
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- Would you get me a blanket?
- IAN: Two.
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Get me a blanket and some of that bacon.
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Get me- Fuck! What happened to three?
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(IAN GRUNTS)
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You said, "I'm gonna count to three."
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Oh, shit!
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Gallagher house.
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As advertised.
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(DEBS SCOFFS)
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He'!-
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Everything okay, Debs?
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Fine, just didn't get
a lot of sleep last night.
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- You worried about the DCFS?
- Yeah, that,
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and there were a lot of loud noises
coming from Sierra's bedroom
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-till about three in the morning.
- I didn't hear it.
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Were you guys playing
a game or something?
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NEIL: No, they were having--
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Debs, you know it takes
more than a fight with a homeless lady
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for the state to take your kid away.
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Sierra, I moved the spices
into the drawer by the stove,
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and the tools
back where you had the spices.
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Why?
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'Cause it made no sense
the way you had it.
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God, she's like a dog
pissing on her territory.
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Dogs are more subtle.
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I already started looking
for a new place to live.
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Yeah. Comm' to work'?
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I'm gonna take Lucas to school first.
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All right. Bye.
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Bye.
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(LIP SIGHS)
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- CHARLIE: Sierra.
- Oh, shit.
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I'm sorry. Let me see Lucas.
I can explain what happened.
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No. No.
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Sierra, I swear to God,
we went to go get pizza-
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- I... I don't care.
- And the asshole behind the counter
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-is this dude I used to run with.
- I don't care, Charlie.
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- The guy owes me like-—
- Charlie, I don't fucking care.
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- I just wanna see Lucas.
- Oh, please.
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Hey, man, she's been pretty clear,
all right? The answer's no.
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Stay out of this, Lip.
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- Sierra...
-(SIERRA SCOFFS)
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(FRANK SIGHS)
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Pepper spray is an excellent reminder
for never fighting
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with a cock-sucking redhead.
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Wow. He really takes shitty parenting
to new heights, huh?
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(FRANK GRUNS)
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Come on, Liam.
We gotta get you to your fancy school.
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FRANK: I'll take him.
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No, you won't.
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Fiona says I can take him.
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- Fiona's not in charge anymore.
- Since when?
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Since she bought that laundromat.
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She bought a laundromat?
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I'm in charge, and I say no.
Come on, Liam.
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I'm the only reason he got in
in the first place!
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I'm a classroom volunteer--
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Okay, take him if you want to, fine,
but I'm comin' with you.
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Straight to school.
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If I find out
you've been begging with him,
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it's gonna be a lot worse
than fuckin' pepper spray.
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00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,685
(GRUNTING)
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00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:12,848
You still closed, huh?
You know we're losin' business?
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00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,405
-(FIONA SIGHS)
-(GRUNTS)
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00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,360
Hey. Brought you some day-olds
in case you're hungry.
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00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:21,087
Thank you. How'd your shift go?
200
00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:25,246
Poppin' all night. Pocketed 120.
Less fun without you there though.
201
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,207
Hey, any chance you wanna stay
and help me out
202
00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:30,441
for a few hours with this floor?
203
00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:32,011
I gotta get this place up and runnin'.
204
00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,169
(SIGHS) I'm pretty wiped.
205
00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:36,367
What are you paying?
206
00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:41,489
(SCOFFS)
Never mind, just go get some rest.
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00:10:42,440 --> 00:10:43,521
Cool.
208
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:44,961
(SIGHS)
209
00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:47,007
Where you want this?
210
00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:50,604
(CHUCKLES) You got the wrong place.
211
00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:53,240
"Etta Teasdale"?
"Wendell's Wash 'n' Dry"?
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00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:55,243
My new TV!
213
00:10:56,160 --> 00:11:00,848
Etta. You don't even have a wall
upstairs big enough for that thing.
214
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,923
Then it can stay down here.
215
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:04,440
Ain't it a beaut?
216
00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:05,761
Need you to sign.
217
00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,410
You sure that's how
you wanna spend your money?
218
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,127
Well, who am I leavin' it to?
Got no kids.
219
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:15,047
What I do have
is a bank account full of cash.
220
00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:20,610
And a new 65-inch TV! (CHUCKLES)
I'm gonna make some popcorn.
221
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,007
MAN: Where you want it?
222
00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:26,129
Just, uh...
Just take it in the back, I guess.
223
00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:53,086
- Van's gone! Tittie van, stolen.
- VERONICA: What?
224
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,481
I parked it out on the street last
night, and now it's not there.
225
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,483
Who in the world
would wanna steal that van?
226
00:11:57,640 --> 00:11:59,642
People who like boobs,
people who like ice cream,
227
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,040
people who like driving.
228
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,526
- It was insured.
- No, it wasn't!
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00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:05,490
It was, and I already report stolen.
230
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:09,673
I don't understand what
that wink's about.
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00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:10,644
V can tell me later.
232
00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:15,124
SVETLANA: I made us
good insurance money.
233
00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:16,441
You should've talked to him first.
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00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,329
He doesn't wanna talk to me.
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00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:21,211
He'll come around.
You just need to give him some time.
236
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:22,561
I made us good money.
237
00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:26,327
He is mad now, but come Christmas
when we spoil babies, he will thank me.
238
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,560
Is it true what Ian said?
239
00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,166
Fiona bought a business,
gave up the supermom gig?
240
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,321
Mmm-hmm.
241
00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:38,046
Without Fiona, this family's adrift.
242
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,690
You need a rudder.
243
00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:42,368
Just have to prove my worth.
244
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,322
Hey, what needs doin' around the house?
245
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,764
The upstairs toilet ever get fixed?
246
00:12:47,920 --> 00:12:48,921
No.
247
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,327
You ever figure out
that smell in your room?
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00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:52,561
No.
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00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,723
(INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY)
250
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,607
Hi, Tanya. I'm here to thank you.
251
00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:05,801
What?
252
00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:10,205
I was goin' down the wrong path,
and your call to DCFS really woke me up.
253
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,803
And I thought you'd like
to meet your niece, Franny.
254
00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,845
Oh, my God.
255
00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,048
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
256
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,688
(IN ENGLISH)
Aw, she looks just like Derek.
257
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,485
Will you come in?
Let her meet her abuela?
258
00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,001
Her what?
259
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,328
Her... Her grandmother.
260
00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,524
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
261
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,042
Okay. Sure. Thank you.
262
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,046
Jesus.
263
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,086
Fuck, man!
264
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,287
Sorry.
265
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,482
-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
-(SIGHS) Shit.
266
00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:54,921
Yo.
267
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,121
NY 0“ f?
268
00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:59,648
That your way of committing to a life
in the ghetto in one syllable or less?
269
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,366
What's up, Professor?
270
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:02,931
What's up is I need an answer.
271
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:06,527
Am I canceling my office hours
so I can testify on your behalf or not?
272
00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:07,841
What are you talkin' about?
273
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,604
Your appeal hearing.
274
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,523
I thought I told you to cancel that.
275
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,284
Right, and I didn't listen.
276
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,520
Why not?
277
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,047
'Cause you're stubborn as hell
but generally not stupid,
278
00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,929
so I thought you might come around.
279
00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,082
And because the 20 G's
you owe me for rehab
280
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,971
aren't likely to get paid back
on a dishwasher's salary.
281
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,130
All right, fine, fuck you. I'll go.
282
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,965
Is "Fuck you" the new "Thank you"?
283
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,121
Yep.
284
00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:34,284
Then fuck you, too.
285
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:36,761
I'll see you at noon
at the provost's office.
286
00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:39,321
And bring a witness
to vouch for your character.
287
00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,170
With that mouth, you're gonna need it.
288
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,601
(CHUCKLES)
289
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,010
SIERRA: Your professor?
290
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,649
We at that eavesdropping stage
of our casual relationship?
291
00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:54,282
Apparently we are.
You going to that college hearing thing?
292
00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:56,801
Yeah.
293
00:14:57,440 --> 00:14:58,601
Good.
294
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,487
Why good?
295
00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,730
'Cause I think brains are sexy in a man.
296
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,321
- Oh.
- Hmm.
297
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,402
Hey, are we at that kissing-in-public
stage of our casual relationship?
298
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,684
- We smell so bad.
-(BOTH CHUCKLE)
299
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,651
-(BELL RINGS)
- CHEF: Order's up, Sierra.
300
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:21,926
Get back to work.
301
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,889
ANNOUNCER: (ON TV)
...around the corner. Oh, and he's down!
302
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,201
She stole it.
303
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,001
She stole it!
304
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,521
My tittie van, Svetlana stole it!
305
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:40,566
She didn't steal it. She had it stolen
and she banked the insurance money.
306
00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:43,087
- Aha! Oh, "For us."
- For us!
307
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,765
"For us"? Who's "us"?
308
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,361
Does "us" include her other husband
who she said was her father?
309
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,045
Or is he dead and buried under the L?
310
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,931
- Or do you not care about any of this?
- I do care.
311
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:54,321
But I'm married to her,
she adopted our children.
312
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,641
It's a little more
complicated than that.
313
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,849
Well, your marriage wasn't legal
so maybe the adoption wasn't either.
314
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,526
Look, it was fun while it lasted,
but it stopped being fun
315
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,604
right around the time
she started fucking her fake father
316
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,410
with the scary tattoos in our bed.
317
00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:10,849
I just don't think we should make any
big decisions from an emotional place.
318
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,729
I am not emotional.
319
00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,810
(SIGHS) You're just, like, totally cool
with the whole Yvon thing?
320
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,530
You don't feel betrayed?
321
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,605
No, I'm not over it.
I feel betrayed and angry too, Kev,
322
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,843
-but I'm considerin' other factors.
- Like what?
323
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,725
Like how much better
our lives are with Lana.
324
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,844
We have more money,
we have time alone away from the kids.
325
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,411
Our sex life is off the chain.
326
00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:34,801
Our sex life was always off the chain.
327
00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,001
Who is this?
328
00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:41,050
Lana rented the apartment upstairs
to her aunt from Russia.
329
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:43,607
Is this really her aunt?
330
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,161
Or are we gonna find her fucking her
in our bed a week from now?
331
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,762
I'm pretty sure that's not gonna happen.
332
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,490
She's trying to make it up to us.
333
00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:01,440
The van, the aunt.
Whether they are actually related,
334
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:03,329
the old woman is paying
good money in rent.
335
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,125
So she's tryin' to buy our love?
336
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,601
She's tryin' to buy your love.
I'm still in love with her.
337
00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:08,847
I can't help it.
338
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,082
- Are you siding with her over me?
- No.
339
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:14,289
Baby, no. I'm siding with us.
340
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:17,091
I just want it to go back
to how good it was.
341
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,687
Please, babe,
just go home and talk to her?
342
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:24,049
Tell her how you feel,
she'll tell you how she feels.
343
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:34,721
LIP: Jesus. What happened?
344
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,330
Place needed a little work.
345
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,440
Are you tryin' to do it all by yourself?
346
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,604
Out of money, so yeah.
347
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:49,244
I'm bitin' my tongue pretty hard here.
348
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,648
I appreciate that. What do you need?
349
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,803
Uh, there's this thing I have to go to.
350
00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,891
What thing?
351
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,507
Is it all right if I
switch my dishwashing
352
00:18:02,519 --> 00:18:04,126
shift with Julio's night shift?
353
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,004
- No problem.
- Great.
354
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,564
See... See how I did that?
355
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,689
You know how I asked your permission
before trading shifts?
356
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,767
Yeah.
357
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,285
You might wanna borrow
a page from that book
358
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,442
next time you're thinkin'
about makin' any large purchases.
359
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:27,041
Ask your permission?
360
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,690
No, ask my fuckin' opinion.
361
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,121
MAN: Hey.
362
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,891
You order a hot tub?
363
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:41,002
No, I did not order a hot tub.
364
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,370
- It says "Etta"?
- Yeah, she's got dementia, okay?
365
00:18:48,120 --> 00:18:49,565
Sorry.
366
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,961
Can you just...
Can you please just take it back?
367
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,201
You her daughter?
368
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,561
No, but I'm lookin' after her or...
Or trying to anyway.
369
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:01,850
Hey, look, I... I can say you refused
delivery, but if you want a refund,
370
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,889
you're gonna need to cancel the order
on her credit card.
371
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:05,725
Okay, thank you very much.
372
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:06,927
Sign here.
373
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,809
Might wanna take her credit cards away.
374
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,482
(GRUNTING)
375
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,441
Home.
376
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,603
(SINGING LOUIS ARMSTRONG'S
"I AIN'T GOT NOBODY)
377
00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,244
(GRUNTS) Oh, fuck!
378
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,131
Oh, God!
379
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,208
(GROANING)
380
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,166
Fuck.
381
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,368
-(TOILET FLUSHING)
-(CHUCKLES)
382
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:24,964
(CONTINUES SINGING)
383
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,201
BOTH: Abuelal
384
00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,170
(BOTH LAUGH)
385
00:20:27,182 --> 00:20:29,648
She's so beautiful.
Yes, you are, mama.
386
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,229
You are so beautiful, Frances.
387
00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:33,043
CELIA: You look
just like your papa!
388
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:34,770
- Yeah.._
- So, how's Derek?
389
00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,644
- He's doing well.
-(CLICKING TONGUE)
390
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,165
Hi, mama.
391
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,890
He said he wants to meet Franny.
392
00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:42,202
He does? Is he comin' home?
393
00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,328
No, not any time soon.
394
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,767
But he has been asking after her.
395
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,929
Yes, papa. (CHUCKLES)
396
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,891
Maybe we could take a
picture to send him?
397
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,401
Uh, sure.
398
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,923
- That's a great idea. (COOS)
- DEBS: Okay.
399
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,810
(SPEAKS SPANISH)
400
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,561
(LAUGHS)
401
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,844
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
402
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:09,521
Oh!
403
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,881
- Okay, I think I got it.
-(CELIA LAUGHS) That's good.
404
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,805
You should send me those.
405
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,368
(CELIA AND TANYA SPEAKING SPANISH)
406
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,281
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
407
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,683
- Yo.
- What's up? Everything all right?
408
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,729
Yeah. No, everything's cool.
I just, um...
409
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:41,210
You... You busy?
I got this thing I gotta go to.
410
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,846
- What thing?
- A disciplinary hearing.
411
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,085
What'd you do now?
412
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:49,523
Well, it's nothin' new. It's...
It's kind of like an appeal thing.
413
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:51,125
Remember my old professor?
414
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,408
He... He called my college, you know,
415
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,801
and asked them to reconsider
my getting expelled.
416
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,287
What does that mean? Like...
Like, they might take you back?
417
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,169
Yeah, I mean, you know, maybe.
418
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:04,169
But Youens says
I need a character witness, so...
419
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,770
Character witness?
What would I have to say?
420
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,401
Fuck if I know.
Tell 'em that I've changed?
421
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:14,531
You know, tell 'em that I'm an
upstanding member of society?
422
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,849
You want me to lie for you?
423
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,883
Kidding. When?
424
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,451
It's at noon.
425
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:25,764
All right, well, text me the address.
I'll make some calls,
426
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,968
see if I can get someone
to cover my shift.
427
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:29,601
All right.
428
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,167
(IAN SIGHS)
429
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,410
(CONTINUES SINGING)
430
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,848
(WASHING MACHINE CLANKING)
431
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,121
Cobbler's children always go barefoot.
432
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,561
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
433
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,964
What the hell is all this?
434
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,484
This is new revenue stream.
Fake passports.
435
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,164
Very reliable and less work
than tittie van.
436
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,803
I liked driving the tittie van.
437
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,004
You will like it less in winter.
Your windows don't close.
438
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,360
All right, so let me get this straight.
439
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,363
You... You...
You steal my van, which I love,
440
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,729
which I've owned way before I met you,
441
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,844
and you sell it
and you spend my money on all of this?
442
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,041
It's better profit.
443
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,043
It wasn't yours to sell!
444
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:34,481
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
445
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,322
Stop plotting against me in Russian!
446
00:23:54,360 --> 00:23:58,046
Big Poppa, you must trust me.
I show you, come on.
447
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:04,521
You been shoppin'?
448
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:08,162
Damn straight. Triple ply toilet paper.
449
00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,527
I didn't even wait for a sale!
450
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:14,566
You know, I'm sure it's...
It's fun havin' some disposable income,
451
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:19,206
but you gotta stop buyin' stuff
you don't even have room for.
452
00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:21,089
You're not the boss of me.
453
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,205
I know.
454
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:27,206
You gotta go online and you gotta cancel
that hot tub that I sent back today,
455
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,925
otherwise they're gonna
charge you for it.
456
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,844
I didn't even wait online.
457
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,924
I ordered it all through QVC.
458
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,321
Now, if you'll excuse me,
459
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,165
I'm gonna go see how
the other half lives.
460
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,922
(WHISTLING)
461
00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:14,446
(LAUGHING) Daddy Frank,
you are a serious badass
462
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,090
and an essential member of this family.
463
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:22,490
Well, shit.
464
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,289
Gemma said "Egg" this morning.
465
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:35,529
She said "Omelet" to me last week.
466
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:39,407
She also said "Horsey" and "Twat," but
I think she was tryin' to say "Trot."
467
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:43,921
What?
468
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,243
You love V. I love V.
469
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:51,411
We don't need love, me and you.
We need like and desire.
470
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,244
I still like you even though
you are douchebag when angry,
471
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,811
and I still desire you.
472
00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,521
(GRUNTS)
473
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,970
Do you still desire me?
474
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,330
You got great tits.
475
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:09,722
Spasibo. You stop being douchebag,
476
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,843
you could put your face
between them like before.
477
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,207
Stop stealin' my shit
and I'll stop bein' a douchebag.
478
00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:17,284
I get insurance, I report stolen.
479
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:20,842
I collect insurance, I hide van.
480
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:22,921
Huh?
481
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,491
You wait two weeks, you can paint,
you make ice cream again.
482
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,925
CELIA: Okay.
DEBS: And Neil's a really great guy.
483
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,889
He has a big apartment
which is totally baby-proofed.
484
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,281
Would you guys like to come over
and see it?
485
00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:40,446
Um, no, I don't think
that'll be necessary.
486
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,763
That way if DCFS calls, you can
say you saw where Franny's living
487
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,524
and that she's in really good hands.
488
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,365
Look, it's good
that you're trying, Debbie,
489
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,045
but I saw you punch a homeless lady.
490
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:51,406
That was an accident.
491
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,689
You accidentally punched
a homeless lady?
492
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,042
No, I accidentally lost my temper.
493
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,690
- Does that happen a lot?
- No, never. No.
494
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,724
Please, you're her abayla.
495
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,041
"Abuela."
496
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,401
DEBS: Exactly.
497
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,568
Come on. Please?
Just come see where we live.
498
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,165
Come see how happy we are.
499
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,007
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
500
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:17,802
Professor Youens, I have your letter
requesting this appeal hearing.
501
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:19,965
Do you have anything to add?
502
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:26,370
Only that while I am the supposed victim
of Mr. Gallagher's violent outburst,
503
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,003
I'm also his most passionate advocate.
504
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:32,004
He earned his scholarship
with the odds stacked against him,
505
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,685
and he fought hard to keep it
506
00:27:33,880 --> 00:27:37,009
through the sort of culture shock
you and I can't even really imagine.
507
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:41,405
He's got the kind of mind we don't see
every day or even every decade.
508
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:45,362
The kind of kid we always talk about
wanting to educate but seldom do.
509
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:48,410
And it would be a terrible shame
510
00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:53,925
to let all that talent and intelligence
go to waste over one incident.
511
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:56,529
In fairness, it wasn't one incident.
512
00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:59,048
Mr. Gallagher sat before this panel
once before.
513
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,522
YOUENS: Yes, but in that instance,
he was the victim, not the perpetrator.
514
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:07,130
He was used and discarded by a professor
more than twice his age,
515
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,203
who is now in treatment
for sex addiction.
516
00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:12,125
It was Dr. Runyon's behavior that,
in my estimation,
517
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,362
led to Mr. Gallagher's
later transgressions.
518
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,601
With all due respect, Professor,
one doesn't excuse the other.
519
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:20,806
I'm sorry, who are you?
520
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:23,440
Lindsey Chen, student representative.
521
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:27,047
And in this world of open carry
and daily lockdowns,
522
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:31,762
I have to go on record saying that I
don't feel safe with you on this campus.
523
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,764
I'd also like to state for the record
that since his expulsion,
524
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,810
Mr. Gallagher completed 30 days
of in-patient rehab
525
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:40,440
and has his issues with alcohol
well in hand.
526
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,609
Thank you, Professor Youens.
527
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,003
Mr. Gallagher, can I assume
that this is a character witness?
528
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,771
Yeah, it's my... My brother, Ian.
529
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,649
PROVOST KEEGAN: Would you like
to make a statement?
530
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,125
Lip once walked about eight miles
531
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:55,601
trying to find a G.l. Joe
I left on a train.
532
00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:00,849
I was six. It was my favorite toy.
533
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,404
My parents,
they gave me shit about losing it,
534
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:08,167
they said that they weren't gonna
be able to find it, that it was lost,
535
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,563
but Lip somehow got ahold
of a map of the L,
536
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,722
he got on the phone,
he started making calls.
537
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,451
He found out
where the train would be and when.
538
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,481
Like, where it would be parked
for the night.
539
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,531
My parents wouldn't give him cash to
take the train, so he took off on foot.
540
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,523
He walked 80 city blocks down to Midway,
541
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,170
talked the conductor
into searching the trains,
542
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:33,403
found my toy, walked 80 blocks back.
He did all of that by himself.
543
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,847
He figured that all out
at seven years old.
544
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,208
And I didn't even know what a map was.
545
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:43,011
Lip is not supposed to be stuck
in the ghetto.
546
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,760
KEV: What the hell are you doin'?
547
00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:57,328
(SIGHS) Pullin' up tile.
548
00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:58,646
With a spatula?
549
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,401
Don't ask.
550
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,287
(GRUNTS)
551
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:05,526
How are you, Kev?
552
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:07,769
Went over to Patsy's Pie,
they sent me here.
553
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,445
Since when do you work
at the laundromat?
554
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,206
I don't work here.
555
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,240
I own the place.
556
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,641
- No shit? That is so cool.
-(SIGHS)
557
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,565
I thought so, too.
558
00:30:20,720 --> 00:30:21,881
Does V know you're here?
559
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,368
No, and she'll be pissed.
560
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,727
Look, you know us best
and I need your advice.
561
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,530
So how 'bout this?
562
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:34,884
I'll help you out in here
if you'll help me out in here?
563
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:37,001
You're on.
564
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:39,241
(SIGHS)
565
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,604
I run the homeless shelter.
566
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,243
Maybe you saw me on the news.
567
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:48,366
Anyway, the washing machine is a
hindrance to the safety of my community.
568
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:51,251
It was nice
of some good Samaritan to donate it,
569
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:53,402
but it's not safe
in a house with young kids
570
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,449
and very little sober supervision.
571
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:59,281
You know, the kids see that
round and round, they think it's a ride.
572
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,602
There's a real danger of suffocation.
573
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:06,527
So, in through that door there,
all the way in the back by the kitchen.
574
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,923
Unplug the washing machine
and deliver it to this address.
575
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:12,731
A neighbor's agreed
to take it off our hands.
576
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,644
Mr. Gallagher, if you would like to say
anything on your own behalf,
577
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:27,847
now is the time.
578
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:34,329
My father,
he has kind of a brilliant mind.
579
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,163
You know, and that's...
580
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,007
That's a pretty hard thing
for me to admit,
581
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,640
because he's such a waste of space
and all, but...
582
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,490
You know, it's true.
583
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:51,282
He could have been a college graduate,
but instead he dropped out.
584
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,847
He fucked up his kids.
585
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,846
And he drinks and does drugs.
586
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:02,010
That's his whole life.
587
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,167
I wanna be around people
like Professor Youens.
588
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,810
And Professor Runyon, even though she-
589
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,249
It's minds like theirs.
590
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,881
You know, these minds that...
That are brilliant.
591
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,570
You know, and they aren't wasted.
592
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,881
I... I don't have any big ideas
about what I wanna do with my life,
593
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:35,565
but this morning I was... I was washing
dishes at the diner where I work,
594
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,725
and Professor Youens called me
and I thought,
595
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:42,684
"I miss that."
596
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,888
You know, I don't... I don't miss
the kids who grew up so privileged
597
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,008
they didn't even know what they had.
598
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,564
But I miss being around people
with minds like Professor Youens'.
599
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,245
You know, and I think...
600
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,720
If I could get
a couple more years of that,
601
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,402
I'd have a real good shot
602
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,562
at, uh, making some better choices
than my father made.
603
00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,246
I don't blame anybody
else for what I did,
604
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:10,603
and I do regret it.
605
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:17,927
But if you guys would have me back, I...
I promise, you know, I'll...
606
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,006
I'll do better.
607
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:25,641
Thank you.
608
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,365
And we don't even know
if he's alive or dead.
609
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:30,726
Or Russian.
610
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,521
Or even related to her.
611
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,524
We don't know anything.
We can't trust anything.
612
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:40,080
And the craziest part of it all
is that V doesn't even seem to care.
613
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,410
It's like she's pussy-whipped.
614
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,281
(KEV GROANS)
615
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:48,128
I feel like V... (SIGHS)
616
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,688
...might be in love
with her more than me.
617
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,451
If you could talk now,
that would be awesome.
618
00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:05,724
Uh... (SIGHS)
It's hard to know what to say.
619
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:08,449
Why, 'cause it's all so messed up?
620
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,165
No, because I know that you're...
621
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,444
You're practically married to Svetlana,
so I don't wanna say anything now
622
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:19,649
that I can't take back later if you're
just gonna go home and make up.
623
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:23,725
Because that makes me the asshole,
like, forever.
624
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:26,766
I need you to tell me the truth.
That's what I'm here for.
625
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,961
Okay-
626
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,650
I never trusted Svetlana.
627
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,049
Not for a single minute,
not since the day that I met her,
628
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,886
because I was raised by a con artist,
so I know one when I see one.
629
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:45,681
And when V married her
to keep her in the country,
630
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:49,162
I understood because she was providing
childcare and help with the bar.
631
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,641
And I thought it's about convenience.
632
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,126
But then it got really weird.
633
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,441
And then the next thing I know,
634
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:03,323
my best friend is married to and in love
with a Russian hand whore con artist,
635
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,045
who's turned her against me,
636
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,850
so it's too late for me
to say anything about it,
637
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:09,008
which is maybe
the biggest mistake of my life
638
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,970
because I miss her every fuckin' day.
639
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:17,204
Delivery for Etta Teasdale.
640
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:18,361
What is it?
641
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:20,363
Floor tiles and ceilin' tiles.
642
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:24,241
Oh, yes. I am Etta Teasdale. (SIGHS)
643
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,241
Long story.
644
00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,050
Jesus, what do you think
they're doin' in there?
645
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:33,931
Discussing the merits of the case.
646
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:35,923
Or they went to lunch to make you sweat.
647
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,684
YO U E N S: Also a possibility.
648
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,049
I'm supposed to pick up Liam
from school today.
649
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:42,761
I have a class.
650
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:44,761
IAN: Want me to see if Debs can do it?
651
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,810
No. No, no, no, I'm...
I'm fine, you know.
652
00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:50,247
Good either way, for real.
653
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:53,130
Well, I should go.
654
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:56,400
Thanks for showin' up.
655
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:57,891
Thank you for...
656
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,691
Thank you.
657
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:06,646
Good job.
658
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:07,847
IAN: Later.
659
00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:10,844
New school won't let Liam leave
without a grown up,
660
00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,001
but I can go late.
661
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,243
No. No, you know, we gotta be
better than Monica and Frank, right?
662
00:36:16,240 --> 00:36:19,084
- Go. Go.
- All right.
663
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,961
- Hey, let me know what happens.
- Yeah.
664
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,050
Hey, thank you.
665
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,441
All right.
666
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:36,446
As you can see,
all the outlets have been covered,
667
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:40,047
the strings to the blinds
have been tied up and out of reach,
668
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,965
and the shelves have been
secured to the walls.
669
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,009
Oh, and, uh, this is Neil.
670
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:48,083
Neil, this is Celia and Tanya,
671
00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,368
Franny's aunt and grandmother
on her father's side.
672
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:52,604
Her father was a deadbeat
who ran out on Franny
673
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:53,807
before she was born.
674
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,722
Uh, Neil doesn't have
an editing mechanism
675
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,484
so he just tells the truth.
676
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:00,926
What do you mean, he doesn't have a--
677
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,161
He has a brain injury.
678
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:03,600
But he's really great with the baby.
679
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:07,766
I think kids respond really well
to that level of honesty, you know?
680
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:12,846
(SIGHS) She's so beautiful, Debbie.
Thank you for letting me meet her.
681
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,805
Of course. You guys can come
back and visit anytime.
682
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,685
Hi, baby. (CHUCKLES)
683
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:20,641
(TANYA CHUCKLES)
684
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:26,165
And if DCFS calls,
I could really use your support.
685
00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:28,926
Yeah.
686
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,891
Nice work, fellas.
687
00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:05,961
Hey!
688
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,164
Son of a bitch.
689
00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:12,965
What the hell, Frank?
690
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,124
Fixed the toilet, cleaned the house,
got you a new washing machine.
691
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:20,011
I think the proper verbiage is,
"Thanks, Dad."
692
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,408
Uh, fuck you, Frank. Get out.
693
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,450
Maybe you want to bring your boy toy
over for some afternoon delight?
694
00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:28,888
I'm happy to distract young Liam there
from the double boy-grunts.
695
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:30,526
Get out!
696
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:34,446
Calm down, I have a few repairs
to do on the house.
697
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,807
- Now that Fiona has dropped the ball...
- Okay.
698
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:40,288
...someone's got to pick it up,
and that someone is me.
699
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,644
Wait, plus my...
My clothes are in the wash.
700
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,842
You have till the count of three,
dressed or not, Frank.
701
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,889
- One!
- Let's take a vote.
702
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,967
Everyone in favor of having
an actual parent in the house?
703
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,243
- Two.
- You never say three!
704
00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:01,241
(SCOFFS)
705
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:09,731
N EW FIONA: Frank!
706
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,282
What the hell did you do
with our washing machine?
707
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:17,240
You mean my washing machine that
you stole from me
708
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,284
when you kicked me out of the house
709
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:22,091
that I secured for all of us?
710
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,446
The house--
711
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,284
-(ALL YELLING)
- You son of a bitch!
712
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,081
You didn't get an inspection?
713
00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:34,288
I didn't know that I needed one.
714
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,841
I don't know, it seemed like
it would be easy, you know?
715
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:39,651
A half a dozen washing machines,
nice cash flow.
716
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,723
I thought that
I was seizin' an opportunity,
717
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,644
and that if I waited, I'd miss out.
718
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,131
And now I feel like a fuckin' idiot.
719
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:46,526
You Etta?
720
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,446
(GROANS) Jesus. What'd she order now?
721
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:50,766
Whole lot of cat food.
722
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,490
What is this,
an animal shelter or something?
723
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,291
No, just, just stack it in the back.
724
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,201
Whoa, what happened in here?
725
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,610
Doin' repairs. What's up?
726
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,524
Have you seen my credit card?
727
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:05,650
QVC's running a sale on wine racks.
728
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,649
I've always wanted a wine rack.
729
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,490
No, Etta, I have not seen it.
730
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,962
I need a job, and I wasted the whole day
tryin' to make nice with Derek's family,
731
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,441
and now I have to go grocery shopping
and cook dinner for Neil.
732
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,723
You know, I swear that
that card was in this wallet.
733
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:21,406
You don't suppose
someone stole it, do you?
734
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:25,450
Well, maybe you left it
at one of the places you were shoppin'?
735
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:27,523
If you want
I can help you call and cancel it.
736
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,081
If I tell DCFS that I work here
and they check it,
737
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:31,327
can you confirm it with them?
738
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:35,049
I can actually do better.
I can offer you actual work.
739
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:40,170
I can pay you 10 bucks an hour if
you help me install this new floor tile.
740
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,682
- Now?
- Yep.
741
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:43,921
Did you not just hear me say
742
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,889
I have to go grocery shopping
and cook dinner?
743
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,883
God, you literally never listen to me.
744
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,361
ETTA: That goddamn chink
down at the market
745
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:53,126
-must've stole my card.
- Nice language.
746
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,203
Look, she's got dementia,
cut her a break.
747
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,089
Oh, and that's an excuse for racism?
748
00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:58,844
Live through Pearl Harbor,
then talk to me about racism!
749
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,002
Fiona, I am in good clothes.
Do you expect me to just ruin them?
750
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,004
The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor,
I'm Chinese.
751
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,400
You stole my credit card!
752
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,164
Are you seriously accusing me of-
753
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,409
She has fucking dementia!
She's not accusing you of anything!
754
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:12,961
Fine, sign.
755
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,407
(SIGHS) Gladly.
756
00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:16,526
Can't you just
lie for me this once, Fiona?
757
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:18,887
- The laundromat is closed!
- DEBS: I have had a shitty day!
758
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:20,965
Do you see it open? It's closed!
759
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:24,243
What would you like me to tell them
that you are doing here, huh?
760
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,087
Well, why is everybody yelling?
761
00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:29,561
(LAUGHING GIDDILY)
762
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:31,650
Are you really laughing at me?
763
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:32,841
I think she's just tired, Debs.
764
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,764
Yeah, well, so am I!
765
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,201
You know what? Fucking forget it, Fiona.
766
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:38,930
Have a great day.
767
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,290
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
768
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,970
Holy, Jesus!
769
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,401
(ELECTRICITY SPARKS)
770
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,770
(CONTINUES LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
771
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:53,486
Are you okay?
772
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:56,448
I can't tell if you're
laughin' or cryin'.
773
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,522
(KEV LAUGHING UNEASILY)
774
00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:05,088
I don't know what we're laughin' about.
775
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,562
(CRYING)
776
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:17,321
-(MAN WHISTLES)
-(KERMIT CHUCKLES)
777
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:20,406
Whoa, new look, Frank?
778
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,601
My usual.
779
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,649
- Hey, your taint is showing, Frank.
-(ALL LAUGHING)
780
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,121
- Three-fifty.
- I paid my tab!
781
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,762
And there won't be a new one.
This is not a charity.
782
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:31,491
Three-fifty, plus tip if you want
me to keep taking your order.
783
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,327
(SCOFFS) Fuck.
784
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,045
Wow, what's happening?
785
00:42:38,240 --> 00:42:40,049
No big fight? No dramatic monologue?
786
00:42:40,240 --> 00:42:41,366
Where's the Frank we know and hate?
787
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,010
- Shut up.
-(TOMMY CHUCKLES)
788
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:44,806
Hey, listen up, everyone.
789
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,281
I'm offerin' free drinks for a full week
790
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,807
if you come help me out right now
for a few hours.
791
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,161
Kevin, what's goin' on?
792
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,321
I'm helpin' Fiona.
793
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,721
The offer is good, folks,
but you gotta come with me right now.
794
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,202
- You're helping Fiona?
- We'll talk about it later.
795
00:42:57,360 --> 00:42:59,169
You can't just offer
free drinks for a week
796
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,651
without running it by me first!
797
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,167
You didn't run it by me
when you married Svetlana.
798
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:07,086
Svetlana didn't run it by me
before she fake stole my tittie van!
799
00:43:09,240 --> 00:43:11,129
- Where are the kids?
- They're upstairs with my aunt.
800
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:13,050
You don't even know
if she's related to that lady.
801
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,201
- Go get 'em.
- Kevin--
802
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:15,526
I mean it!
803
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,047
Okay. I'll go get the kids.
804
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,286
All right, let's go.
805
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:27,564
Uh, is Professor Youens...
806
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:29,889
- Oh, he had a class.
- Oh.
807
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:32,045
All right.
808
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,201
- Mr. Gallagher...
- Mmm.
809
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,681
...we have carefully weighed
your testimony
810
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,201
and the testimony of the witnesses
that you brought.
811
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:40,441
All right.
812
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:44,321
We admire the efforts that you have made
to get your drinking under control.
813
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:49,411
And we agree with Professor Youens
that you have a bright future
814
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:51,011
if you set your mind to it.
815
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,207
Yeah.
816
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:59,161
But under sections three, four, five
817
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,006
of the non-academic bylaws,
818
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,448
we stand by your expulsion
819
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:08,446
and we will not expunge the incident
from your official transcript.
820
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,923
A lot of students drink.
Many even to excess.
821
00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:15,924
But you can't attack people or property,
822
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:19,402
or interfere with the educational
environment of your fellow students,
823
00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,085
all of which you did.
824
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:23,561
(SIGHS)
825
00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:31,164
Hey. (SIGHS) Thought I scared you off.
826
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,560
KEV: No.
827
00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:36,008
I mean, yeah, you're scary,
but I brought help.
828
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,001
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
829
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:47,641
TOMMY: Uh-huh.
830
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,525
You came to help?
831
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,371
Looks like you could use it.
832
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,488
Christ. What a shit show.
833
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,641
All right, listen up.
834
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:57,929
I need three guys on the ceiling,
three people on the floor.
835
00:44:58,080 --> 00:45:00,128
Everybody else is cleanup, okay?
836
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,611
Fiona, you got any masks?
837
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,323
- No.
- TOMMY: Any other tools?
838
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:12,366
I got tools in my truck, it's parked
around the corner. I'll go grab 'em.
839
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,484
Everybody, shovel all this broken tile
and get it the hell out of here.
840
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:16,641
I'll be back.
841
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:19,650
Did you really buy this place?
842
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:21,886
Yeah.
843
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,649
Smart. Good investment.
844
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:26,921
(GRUNTS)
845
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:28,121
IAN: Hey.
846
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:30,807
He'!-
847
00:45:31,360 --> 00:45:34,443
Kev texted me.
Why didn't you say you were in trouble?
848
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,051
I don't know. Thanks for comin'.
849
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,682
We think it's pretty badass
that you actually bought this place.
850
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:42,405
- You do?
- Yeah.
851
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,001
(CHUCKLES)
852
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:51,448
Why, you're nothing
but a great, big coward.
853
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:52,687
You're right. I am...
854
00:45:52,840 --> 00:45:57,084
Hey. I got pasta for dinner and a
precooked chicken that smelled good.
855
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,010
And a Jell-O salad
'cause we're celebratin'.
856
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,401
I thought it went really well
with Derek's family, didn't you?
857
00:46:01,560 --> 00:46:03,130
Yeah. They were super nice.
858
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:05,249
COWARDLY LION: I haven't slept in weeks!
859
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:06,561
Where's Franny?
860
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,207
The grandma came back
and took her for a walk.
861
00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,927
What? You let Celia take Franny?
862
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:13,690
Yeah. You said they could visit anytime.
863
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,604
I said sometime! Not tonight!
864
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,201
She's not my family, Neil. Jesus.
865
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,362
NEIL: Sorry, Debbie.
Just don't slam the door.
866
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:21,521
(DOOR SLAMS)
867
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,889
Are you seriously smoking in here?
868
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,486
Your sister will fire you for that shit.
869
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:36,051
- Hi.
- Hi.
870
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:45,047
Uh, Lip, you taste
like the floor of a bar.
871
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:50,606
Hearing didn't go well?
872
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,245
I never should've gone.
873
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,326
Sierra, order's up.
874
00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:11,208
Hi, guys, I'm gonna be out with yours
in just a moment, okay?
875
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,931
- Hey, hey. I brought money.
-(SIERRA SIGHS)
876
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:16,209
- Now can I see him?
-(SCOFFS)
877
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:17,641
He's not here.
878
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:20,121
I need to see him,
I need to explain to him what happened
879
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:21,930
or he's gonna hate me forever, Sierra.
880
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:24,005
SIERRA: He's not gonna
hate you forever, Charlie.
881
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,162
Sierra, please, fuck, come on,
882
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:27,521
give me another chance.
883
00:47:27,720 --> 00:47:29,370
- Let me see Lucas.
- SIERRA: No!
884
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,569
- Sierra, you can't keep me from my kid.
-(SIERRA SCOFFS)
885
00:47:31,720 --> 00:47:34,246
Give me another chance.
Don't keep me from my son.
886
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,561
- Come on.
- One second, sir. I'll be right there.
887
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:37,051
She told you to go away, asshole!
888
00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:38,241
(DINERS YELLING)
889
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:39,881
What?
890
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,208
Hey, hey, look, man, this is
none of your business, all right?
891
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:43,646
Well, she told you to leave her alone!
892
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,007
Lip! Lip, stop!
893
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:48,607
Jesus Christ, Lip! Stop!
894
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:49,801
(GRUNTING)
895
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:54,165
Stop! What are you doing?
Fucking stop! Lip, stop!
896
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,282
IAN: Hey, Lip!
SIERRA: Lip, please, stop!
897
00:47:57,520 --> 00:47:58,646
Stop it!
898
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:01,441
Hey! Easy. Hey!
899
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:02,721
(LIP YELLS INDISTINCTLY)
900
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,291
Get off me, motherfucker.
901
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:07,921
Come on.
902
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:09,491
What the fuck?
903
00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:11,241
(CAR HORNS HONKING)
904
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:16,207
All right, okay, it's over.
Let's go, let's go.
905
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,165
- It's over.
- I didn't hit him.
906
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,006
What the fuck just happened?
907
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,242
I don't even know. (PANTING)
908
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:28,006
I'm sorry.
909
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,169
Look at me. Lip, hey!
910
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:33,087
(LIP PANTING)
911
00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:34,890
- You got this?
- Yeah.
912
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:43,641
You're drunk.
913
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,451
What, you're gonna give me shit now?
914
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,526
If they didn't take you back,
you don't fucking need them, all right?
915
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:53,729
You don't know what the fuck
you're talkin' about!
916
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,962
Celia? Tanya? It's Debbie.
917
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,688
It's almost Franny's bedtime so...
918
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:21,921
Hi.
919
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:24,050
We're gonna keep her a while, Debbie.
920
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:26,723
What? What do you--
921
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,042
- What?
- You may be able to trick DCFS
922
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,770
but you can't trick us.
923
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:32,280
You cannotjust take my baby.
924
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,920
You were begging on the street,
and fighting with a homeless woman.
925
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,602
Now you don't have a job, and you're
marrying a man with brain damage.
926
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:41,082
Neil is 10 times the man
that Derek ever was!
927
00:49:41,240 --> 00:49:42,571
Because Derek wasn't a man!
928
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:45,371
He was just a kid,
and you tried to trap him.
929
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,609
- We're keeping Franny.
- Hey!
930
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:50,850
Celia! Tanya! Open the goddamn door!
931
00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:52,765
Give me back my baby!
932
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:56,410
Give me back my daughter!
933
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:59,291
Hey! Franny! Franny!
Franny, baby, I'm here!
934
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:01,408
Mommy's here, baby! I'm right here!
935
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:06,921
I will kill you
if you don't give me back my daughter!
936
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:09,242
I'll fucking kill you! You hear me?
937
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:13,764
I'll burn your house down! You hear me?
She needs me!
938
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,361
Hey. I'm really sorry.
939
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:36,360
Hey, can I come in?
940
00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:37,961
No.
941
00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:41,769
- Well, come on.
- No.
942
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,761
Look, that guy was fuckin' with you
all day long, you know?
943
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:46,963
That guy is the father of my son.
944
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:50,090
And I have been working so goddamn hard
to have a relationship with him
945
00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:51,765
because I want Lucas to have a father.
946
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:55,489
I told you from the beginning
I didn't want any drama.
947
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:58,327
I'm sorry.
948
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:00,161
I, I had a...
949
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:03,485
A really shit day.
950
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:08,171
I already have
one out-of-control addict in my life.
951
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,041
I don't need two.
952
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:12,641
He'!-
953
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,001
(KEV SIGHS)
954
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,170
I don't know how to say thank you.
955
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:29,889
How 'bout you let me
crash on your couch?
956
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:32,201
Sure.
957
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,522
Uh, hey. Um...
958
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:38,684
Would you happen to have a spare bed
for your old Pops?
959
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:40,205
BOTH: No.
960
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:44,249
Looks like a party in here, Wendell.
961
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,761
Show those kids how it's done.
962
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:48,681
(MOUTHING) Wendell?
963
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:50,161
(WHISPERS) Her dead husband.
964
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,402
Does she still have an
apartment upstairs?
965
00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:56,367
No.
966
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,041
Liar.
967
00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:00,721
(FRANK GASPS)
968
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,162
- This is my song.
-(ETTA GASPS AND CHUCKLES)
969
00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:11,369
Remind me, darling, uh,
do we have a double bed upstairs?
970
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:12,561
- Uh-huh.
- Ah...
971
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:14,722
- FIONA: Frank.
- It's cold out there, Fiona.
972
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,923
You can stay on the floor in the back
if you leave Etta out of it.
973
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:20,526
- DeaL
-(ETTA SIGHS)
974
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:22,769
(CHUCKUNG)
975
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:31,248
That's right. Here we go again, yes.
976
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:03,281
(SIGHS)
977
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:20,882
Etta, your Wendell is home.
978
00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:52,561
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