1 00:00:03,461 --> 00:00:06,464 rock music 2 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:22,689 Des Rocs' "Let Me Live/ Let Me Die" plays 3 00:00:26,776 --> 00:00:29,612 [Mickey] Here. Shotgun. 4 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:35,618 [partier] Oh! 5 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:40,957 [all cheering] 6 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,626 I know pain, I know dread 7 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:46,129 Look, his eyes have turned to lead 8 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:50,842 The tears don't stop the fire 9 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,427 It's killin' time 10 00:00:52,469 --> 00:00:54,054 Liam's team. 11 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:57,557 See your eyes got nothin' left 12 00:00:57,599 --> 00:01:00,477 Kiss me, I am the cobra 13 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,313 It's killin' time 14 00:01:03,354 --> 00:01:05,273 Oh, oh, let me live 15 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:08,026 -[Ian laughing] - Oh, let me die 16 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,445 music warps, stops 17 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:13,823 light music 18 00:01:20,872 --> 00:01:23,458 [gunfire on TV] 19 00:01:24,834 --> 00:01:27,962 [gunfire continues] 20 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:30,465 -Take that, motherfucker. -Stop shooting all my guys. 21 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,008 Part of the game, douche bag. 22 00:01:32,050 --> 00:01:33,843 -Fuck you. -Uh-uh. 23 00:01:33,885 --> 00:01:35,428 You're done, you're done, you're done! 24 00:01:35,470 --> 00:01:37,889 -Yes! Uhh! -God...damn it! 25 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,682 Victory, bitch. 26 00:01:39,724 --> 00:01:41,184 -You know what that means? -Ohh... 27 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:44,354 That means you owe me another blow job. 28 00:01:44,395 --> 00:01:46,231 Yeah 29 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:49,692 Yeah 30 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:52,278 Yeah yeah yeah 31 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,701 Hey 32 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:04,999 When I'm feelin' myself I move like this 33 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:07,043 When you feelin' yourself, then move like this 34 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,921 -Hello, boys. - Now do it 35 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,798 When I'm feelin' myself I move like this 36 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,258 If you feelin' yourself then move like this 37 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:16,302 Now do it, just do it 38 00:02:19,597 --> 00:02:20,974 Yeah 39 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:24,352 vocalizing 40 00:02:24,394 --> 00:02:27,564 [Ian] And I'm bottom now, too, if you wanna switch things up? 41 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:29,065 I wanted to fuck a guy in the ass, 42 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:30,817 I woulda stayed in prison. 43 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,569 Get the lube, bitch! 44 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:33,945 Move 45 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,738 Move 46 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:37,198 Move 47 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,409 Mickey...[panting] I'm exhausted. 48 00:02:39,450 --> 00:02:41,953 -Uh-huh. I don't care. -We been at this all night. 49 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,705 And now we're gonna be at it all morning. 50 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:45,790 Jesus Christ, this is like the fourth nob job 51 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,750 -I've given you. -Six, bitch. 52 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:51,379 Come on, get your cum dumpster down here. 53 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:53,131 [sighs] All right, fine. 54 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,717 But after this, you're getting dressed and showered, 55 00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,635 and we're gonna be productive, okay? 56 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:59,721 Oh, don't you worry. I'm about to be very, 57 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:00,930 -very productive. -Uh-huh. 58 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:03,558 -Uh-huh! -[Ian grunts] 59 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,226 Ah... 60 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,394 mmm... 61 00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:08,938 [chime] 62 00:03:08,980 --> 00:03:11,399 [Ian] Oh...shit. 63 00:03:12,775 --> 00:03:14,235 You can't stop mid-gobble. 64 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:17,780 Yeah, sorry, I got a text. Ned died. 65 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,991 The fuck is Ned? 66 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,160 Well, nice to meet you, Ian. 67 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,287 [Ian] So you drove all the way to the South Side 68 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,122 -for chips? -Well, a bag of chips 69 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:29,000 and, uh, ginger snap, I'm hoping. 70 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,710 Make that body work 71 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,962 Oh, come on, Ian, now, don't be rude. 72 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,297 Invite your boyfriend back to my place. 73 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,216 I mean, the more the merrier, right? 74 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:38,676 -What'd you call me? -What? 75 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:41,012 What the fuck did you call me? 76 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,722 [car horn honks] 77 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:44,557 I need somebody to rob my house, 78 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,142 and I'm hoping you could help. 79 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:47,810 Make that body work 80 00:03:47,852 --> 00:03:51,272 -Hey, fucker! -Fuck! 81 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:52,732 [gunshot] 82 00:03:52,774 --> 00:03:55,235 No fucking way! -[Ned] It is the toughest 83 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:58,404 badass fag beater this side of the Chicago River. 84 00:03:58,446 --> 00:03:59,989 Fuck off! 85 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:02,242 Oh...right. 86 00:04:02,283 --> 00:04:04,035 Yeah, I don't give two shits, man. 87 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,870 Finish up slurpy. 88 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,957 Not in the mood anymore. 89 00:04:08,998 --> 00:04:11,084 [Mickey] What? 90 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:13,962 You fuckin' serious? 91 00:04:14,003 --> 00:04:17,006 rock music 92 00:04:20,718 --> 00:04:22,512 [urine splashing] 93 00:04:22,553 --> 00:04:25,515 You really this upset over some wrinkled old fag dying? 94 00:04:25,556 --> 00:04:27,809 [muffled] Yeah, kinda. 95 00:04:27,850 --> 00:04:30,770 Why? 96 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:34,274 I guess everyone I've been with 97 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:36,567 gets a little piece of my heart. 98 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:37,860 Wait--everyone? 99 00:04:37,902 --> 00:04:39,737 funky rock 100 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,990 I was hoping to get my hands on your hose. 101 00:04:42,031 --> 00:04:44,075 - Take what I want -All right. 102 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:45,952 My muffin top is delicious. 103 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:47,161 You want the bottom half? 104 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:49,247 You did not order a muffin just to make that joke. 105 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:52,166 I should probably shut it off, but then I'd miss the part 106 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:54,752 where you take it up the ass from a teenage boy. 107 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:56,296 - Just do it -[Ian] Jesus. 108 00:04:56,337 --> 00:04:58,006 We can have a nice time 109 00:04:58,047 --> 00:05:01,592 -Gonna be a long night? -Oh, yeah. 110 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:07,640 Billy Elliot, cornholing the father of my children. 111 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,642 You ever pitch? 112 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:11,769 Usually, but... 113 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,689 I'm open, depending on what you're into. 114 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:16,733 Where are we doin' this? 115 00:05:16,774 --> 00:05:18,318 Follow me. 116 00:05:18,359 --> 00:05:20,903 You can go and make it happen 117 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:23,114 What's our safe word if we wanna stop? 118 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,490 Ow, motherfucker? 119 00:05:24,532 --> 00:05:27,618 Must be big, judging from the grimace on your face. 120 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:30,496 Oh. Perfect. 121 00:05:30,538 --> 00:05:32,206 Yeah. 122 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:33,666 J City playin' around 123 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,419 These rappers sayin' when ya around I'ma take him down 124 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,796 He get aggressive when they put me in the ring 125 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:42,508 I don't wait to take the crown 126 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:47,764 Come on, G.I., pound me like an Iraqi solider! 127 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:50,558 Okay, you need to shut the fuck up. 128 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,727 I'm winnin', I'm winnin', I'm winnin', I'm winnin' 129 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:55,271 I'm winnin', I'm winnin', I'm winnin', I'm winnin' 130 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:58,691 Admit it, I'll get it, ain't get enough 131 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,568 Yep. 132 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:06,532 rap music 133 00:06:18,294 --> 00:06:22,757 Okay, maybe not everybody. You don't feel the same way? 134 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:24,884 Hey, you wanna bang? 135 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,260 Do I look busy? 136 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:29,055 rock music 137 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:33,101 Oh, at least you finally got hard. 138 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:35,895 Yo, Angie. 139 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,439 -[Angie] Yeah? -You wanna fuck? 140 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:39,774 Sure. 141 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,068 We're gonna have sex whenever I feel like it. 142 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,861 Obviously, I'll be the top since you're... 143 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,238 pretty much a chick, but you are gonna have to 144 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:46,989 stick something up my ass every once in a while, 145 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:48,741 or I'm gonna get real bitchy. 146 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:51,994 Get up, this is the price that you pay 147 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:54,414 -What the fuck? -You like the penis, yes? 148 00:06:54,455 --> 00:06:56,457 Not when there's tits directly above it. 149 00:06:56,499 --> 00:06:57,834 You want it up in your poo place? 150 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:59,585 No, I don--I want you to fuckin'-- 151 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:02,004 I want you to put it away. Can you put that away? 152 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:04,048 Put that fucking thing away, please. 153 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,258 No, I don't. 154 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:07,677 You know what, fuck you. 155 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:08,678 What the fuck? 156 00:07:08,719 --> 00:07:10,805 What the fuck are you doin'? What the fuck do you want? 157 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:12,932 Fuck off. The fuck are you lookin' at? 158 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,809 Tell fuckhead this is not over. 159 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,811 Fuck off. Fuck's sake. 160 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:18,062 Yeah, tell him to go fuck himself. 161 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,064 Fuck you want? Not my fuckin' problem. 162 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:22,191 Shut the fuck up. Fuck do I care? 163 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:23,734 Who the fuck knows if it's even mine? 164 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:24,902 What the fuck kinda name is that? 165 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,028 That a fuckin' gay joke? 166 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:27,822 Hey, if anybody's got something to say, 167 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,490 fuckin' say it. Shut the fuck up. 168 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:31,200 Fuck you! Didn't know she had a piano. 169 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:32,326 What the fuck? 170 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:33,953 Are you outta your fuckin' mind? 171 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:35,288 The front door's plenty wide enough 172 00:07:35,329 --> 00:07:36,789 for you to walk the fuck out. 173 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:38,916 Oh! Fuck! Fuckin' A. 174 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,293 The fuck you lookin' at? Pi. 175 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:42,295 The fuck you chasin' my bus for? 176 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:44,213 'Cause I need you to go buy me a fuckin' Orange Julius. 177 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:46,257 I thought I told you to shut the fuck up! 178 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:47,925 You fuckin' bitch fucker! 179 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:50,887 Hey, fuck you, fuck you, 180 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:53,473 -and especially fuck you. -[Ian] All right. 181 00:07:56,517 --> 00:07:57,477 [grunts] 182 00:07:57,518 --> 00:07:59,687 I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. 183 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:00,688 [Mickey] No problem. 184 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,523 Excuse me for thinking I had your whole heart. 185 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,984 You do. The vast majority of it. 186 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:07,528 Vast major--What-- how much is that exactly? 187 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,489 I don't know. Eighty-seven percent. 188 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:12,283 Eighty-seven percent. Not enough. 189 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:15,036 -You're being sensitive. -Maybe. 190 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:16,496 And you're bein' soft. 191 00:08:16,537 --> 00:08:18,414 Yeah, well, it's kinda hard not to-- 192 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:20,249 cooped up in here with you all these months, 193 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:21,959 having to blow you every two seconds. 194 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,961 You know, you don't like it, you can leave. 195 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:25,755 Yeah. Maybe I will. 196 00:08:25,796 --> 00:08:26,964 [Mickey] Of course you will. 197 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:29,675 That's your whole fuckin' M.O. 198 00:08:29,717 --> 00:08:30,676 Is not. 199 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:32,428 Is too. 200 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:33,971 Well, I'm leavin' town. 201 00:08:34,013 --> 00:08:34,972 [laughs] 202 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:37,808 There a queer rights rally somewhere? 203 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:40,478 We're done. 204 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,940 Fuck are you talkin' about? 205 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:46,692 I don't need to be fixed, okay? I'm me! 206 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:49,946 This is it. 207 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:53,699 This is you breakin' up with me. 208 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:57,370 Let's go. 209 00:09:00,122 --> 00:09:02,917 I can't. 210 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,253 How 'bout like a... 211 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:06,963 temporary separation? 212 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:10,341 Wait. Are you dumpin' me? 213 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:11,968 I need some air. This whole quarantine thing's 214 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:13,344 -getting to me. -No, no, you don't get to 215 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,096 fuckin' leave again. I'm goin'. 216 00:09:15,137 --> 00:09:17,181 Where the fuck are you goin'? 217 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:18,516 -Away from you. -Oh, yeah? 218 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,726 What are you gonna do, some thug shit 219 00:09:20,768 --> 00:09:22,061 like you always do? 220 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,396 -[loud thud] -[women scream] 221 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:26,107 -[man grunts] -On the floor, motherfuckers! 222 00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:28,818 Hey, Officer. 223 00:09:28,859 --> 00:09:30,403 Oink, oink. 224 00:09:32,029 --> 00:09:33,239 [Mickey] Yo, brown ass! 225 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,907 -Oh, shit! -Oh, shit is right. 226 00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,117 Come here. 227 00:09:36,158 --> 00:09:38,244 [man mumbling, whimpering] 228 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,079 -[Mickey] And curry says what? -[man shouting] 229 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,289 This is his errand? 230 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:42,498 Do I tell you how to do EMT shit? 231 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,083 Leave the goddamn stealing to the experts. 232 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,418 We just tell 'em we'll pay 'em, 233 00:09:45,459 --> 00:09:47,253 and if they complain about it, we'll beat the shit outta 'em. 234 00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:49,130 You were right. We gotta kill her. 235 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:51,841 Adiós, motherfucker! 236 00:09:51,882 --> 00:09:53,134 Hey, Sanchez. 237 00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:55,177 -Oh, no. -Time to pay up. 238 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:56,554 Fuckin' right, you keep your mouth shut. 239 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,347 You say that again, I'll rip your tongue outta your head. 240 00:09:58,389 --> 00:09:59,640 You two can put that back, 241 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:00,891 or I can crack your skulls on the pavement. 242 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:03,060 -You want this in cash? -No, we want you to pick out 243 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:04,687 fuckin' stocks for us. Move your ass. 244 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:05,938 Cut his hands off, pull his teeth, 245 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,064 he can't even be identified. 246 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,774 Hey, you get the gun, I'll go get the saw. 247 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:11,235 We can bury that piece of shit in pieces down by the river. 248 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,987 -How much do we charge? -[Mickey] 50 bucks. 249 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,572 -Girls get 17. -17? 250 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,324 Yeah. And we learned a valuable lesson. 251 00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:19,243 Anyone can jerk a cock. I jerk mine, he jerks his. 252 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,120 Learn a unique skill, or shut the fuck up. 253 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:23,205 [speaking native language] 254 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:24,582 No one knows what the fuck you're sayin'. 255 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,417 [Mickey] I say we put battery leads on her nipples 256 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,002 and light her up like a fucking Christmas tree. 257 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,004 [electricity crackling] Aah! 258 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:34,258 [overlapping screaming] 259 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,344 And you're bouncing off the walls-- 260 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:38,346 I came out for you, you piece of shit. 261 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:39,764 Aah! 262 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:42,558 -I got him. -Let me go, douche bag. 263 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:43,851 -[Mickey] Come on! - [woman] Okay, drop him 264 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,936 -out the window. -I'm on like the third floor. 265 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:48,189 [woman] Yeah, let's see if he bounces. Come on. 266 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:50,191 Go Milkovich on him. 267 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,859 Aah! 268 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,487 You know what? 269 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:56,197 Better than goin' off and having another 270 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,991 fuckin' bipolar episode. 271 00:10:59,033 --> 00:11:01,827 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 272 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,621 What do you think of gaming? "World of Warcraft." 273 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,748 The business side of it. Online multiplayer gaming 274 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:08,042 is the future--I read all about it in a magazine. 275 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:09,502 Think you'd be any good at it? 276 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:10,711 [Ian] I went for a run this morning. 277 00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,213 I have a ton of energy. Oh! 278 00:11:12,254 --> 00:11:13,839 Check out this sunrise. 279 00:11:13,881 --> 00:11:15,841 -Look at that--it's crazy. -Yeah, that's real nice. 280 00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:17,718 Must really clear your mind watching a sunrise 281 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,553 after a long night of gargling old man balls. 282 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,263 Mm-hmm. Hey, how come none of us 283 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:23,724 ever learned to play guitar... or any instrument? 284 00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:25,768 I was thinking that maybe we could pick up guitar 285 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,354 or-or piano, drums even, just--it's-- 286 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,356 Hi! Hi! Hey! 287 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,565 The Army's on its way 288 00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,776 Count off the cadence loud and strong 289 00:11:33,818 --> 00:11:36,278 Two, three, four, wherever you go 290 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,530 You will always know 291 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:40,241 That the Army goes marching along 292 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:42,076 Oh, my name's Ian. I don't know 293 00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,120 if I'm up or down or up or down! 294 00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:45,996 Don't mind me while I just go off, 295 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:49,458 acting like a crazy-ass loon! 296 00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:53,879 Good morning, Illinois! 297 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:56,257 Hey, why you crying? 298 00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,092 You're gonna scare Mr. Sun away. 299 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,135 Heavy metal diaper! 300 00:11:59,176 --> 00:12:00,261 -[baby crying] -[humming] Yeah! 301 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:04,014 No food--we go now. We hunt like men! 302 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,058 Up, up, and away! 303 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,061 You're gonna love Florida, man! 304 00:12:09,103 --> 00:12:10,646 Pools in every fucking backyard. 305 00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,440 Every backyard! Can you imagine that? 306 00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:13,607 Ah, shit, I should watch my language. 307 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:15,985 Aw, shit! Fuck! I said shit! 308 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,153 Ha ha. You feel that? 309 00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,529 That feeling is all our problems 310 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,948 just disappearing right now. Just...[whistles] 311 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,742 Whoo! 312 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:24,994 The sunset's fuckin' beautiful! 313 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,412 [howling] Ow, ow, oooh! 314 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,747 Whoo! 315 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:30,082 Hey, what are you doin'? My baby! 316 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,250 Tell me to calm down! 317 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,544 Who sent you? Jesus send you? 318 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,129 Did Jesus send you to take my baby? 319 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,006 [cop] No. 320 00:12:37,506 --> 00:12:39,800 They wanna steal my baby! They're trying to steal him! 321 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,219 [overlapping shouting, baby crying] 322 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:44,805 Go away, go away! I-I'm sorry. 323 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:47,808 -I'm so sorry! -[baby crying] 324 00:12:51,395 --> 00:12:52,521 Have a nice life. 325 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:56,150 -Don't worry, I plan on it. -I wish I never met you. 326 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,152 [Mickey] Me either. 327 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:02,990 I, Ian, 328 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,075 take you, Mickey... 329 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:08,537 Lisa Prank's "Perfect Love Song" plays 330 00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,581 How do you know you love me? 331 00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,461 Yeah, please proceed. 332 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,756 I guess that, uh, 333 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,091 makes us all done here, huh? 334 00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:27,181 For a moment, I pretend I'm home 335 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,849 Fuck you, Gallagher. 336 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:32,603 If I lay still enough 337 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:35,356 I'm gettin' some new IDs, some cash and heading to Mexico. 338 00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:37,566 Feels like we're in love 339 00:13:37,608 --> 00:13:41,362 Gallagher's spelled with two Ls. 340 00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:44,114 No, it's fuckin' not. 341 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:50,579 This isn't my first rodeo 342 00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:55,459 By now I know 343 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:02,341 Nobody wants to take it slow 344 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:06,136 And you don't wanna be in love 345 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:07,388 -Stubborn-- -Leave me alone! 346 00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,056 Be in love 347 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,933 You don't wanna be in love 348 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,811 Means you don't wanna be in love 349 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:18,065 I just want everybody here to know I'm fuckin' gay. 350 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,900 With me 351 00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,820 Comin' back? 352 00:14:22,862 --> 00:14:25,698 Depends. Will you suck my dick whenever I want? 353 00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:31,287 They say you stole a helicopter. 354 00:14:31,328 --> 00:14:33,455 [laughs] That's hilarious. 355 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,416 Oh, is it? 356 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:39,336 And I hope I didn't say too much 357 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:45,676 You pay me compliments all night 358 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:49,597 I mean, look at Mickey marrying some whore he knocked up. 359 00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:51,056 What? 360 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,478 How do you know if a guy you've been hanging out with 361 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:57,730 likes you? 362 00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:04,028 But, seriously, this does nothing for you? 363 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:06,530 [Ian] Eh... 364 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:08,407 -Still gay. -[Lip] Still gay. 365 00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,827 You ready to go again, or you, uh, 366 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:13,579 you need some time, firecrotch? 367 00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:18,751 Take your hand off the glass. 368 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:22,588 I don't wanna be in love 369 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:26,425 I don't wanna be in love means I don't wanna be 370 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,760 In love 371 00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:32,598 With you 372 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,146 Ian Gallagher! 373 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:45,361 [thumping dance music plays] 374 00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:05,631 [Ian] You want kids? 375 00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,508 Hell, no. With your mental problems 376 00:16:07,549 --> 00:16:10,094 and my family's comfort with committing homicides? 377 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:14,431 I wouldn't mind a kid or two, though. 378 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:15,933 Well, there's plenty of strays 379 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,434 wandering around the neighborhood. 380 00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,812 I'm sure we can pick one up for cheap. 381 00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:25,567 Wow. You're an ugly motherfucker. 382 00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:27,820 Well, at least I don't have to hide in a coffin 383 00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:30,155 -till the sun goes down. -[laughs] 384 00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:35,661 Ready to do this, Milkovich? 385 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:39,331 Damn straight, Gallagher. 386 00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,713 [dance music continues] 387 00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:49,591 Stupid...Gallagher. 388 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,391 Hey, dipshits, don't leave your shit layin' around 389 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,226 for someone to steal. 390 00:16:59,268 --> 00:16:59,977 Morons. 391 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:03,939 Who the fuck wears those man-purses anyway? 392 00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:07,401 [upbeat music plays over speakers] 393 00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,337 [pounding dance music] 394 00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,151 Time's up, lovebirds. 395 00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,861 [Mickey] Get up. 396 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:54,698 That means get the fuck up. It's my turn. 397 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,658 [pop music in background] 398 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,786 Stupid Milkovich. 399 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,505 [gunfire on TV] 400 00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:12,132 Come on, motherf-- fuck! 401 00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:28,398 Cayucas' "Yeah Yeah Yeah" plays 402 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,332 Eastside style with a westside smile 403 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,961 I'm gonna push away the Palisades 404 00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:52,047 Whoa, that's different but it's cool 405 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,550 Different, hear the timbre 406 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:57,469 Rattle of the rattlesnake 407 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:01,932 And we were hanging underneath the bleachers 408 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:06,019 In my army-green colored cargo shorts 409 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:08,063 I stopped and stuttered 410 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,566 Turned around and muttered 411 00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:13,610 "Damn, I guess I'm a dork" 412 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,445 Ah 413 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,531 Yeah yeah yeah 414 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,867 Yeah yeah yeah 415 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:22,494 Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah 416 00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:25,998 Catch me by the bluffs when the sun goes down 417 00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:29,418 A buzzing barfly in Silver Lake 418 00:19:29,459 --> 00:19:32,129 Feels like summer in September 419 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,381 'Neath the eucalyptus 420 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:37,885 And the versus with the shake, shake 421 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,972 And we were hanging underneath the bleachers 422 00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:46,685 In my army-green colored cargo shorts 423 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,062 I stopped and stuttered 424 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,190 Turned around and muttered 425 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:54,484 "Damn, I guess I'm a dork" 426 00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,445 Ah 427 00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:57,905 Yeah yeah yeah 428 00:19:57,946 --> 00:19:59,990 Yeah yeah yeah 429 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,117 Yeah yeah yeah 430 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,494 Yeah yeah yeah 431 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:06,288 Yeah yeah yeah 432 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,998 Yeah yeah yeah 433 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,209 Yeah yeah yeah 434 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,794 Yeah yeah yeah 435 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:18,884 [clicking] 436 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:23,972 [clicking] 437 00:20:24,014 --> 00:20:27,517 Ooh 438 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,519 -[clicking continues] - I'm feelin' mellow 439 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,480 -[Ian groans] - You're feelin' mellow 440 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:35,400 We're feelin' mellow yellow in the parking lot 441 00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:36,944 Uh-huh, I'm feelin' mellow 442 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:40,113 -[dialogue inaudible] - You're feelin' mellow 443 00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:43,659 We're feelin' yellow mellow in the parking lot 444 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:47,204 Ah, yeah yeah yeah 445 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,122 Yeah yeah yeah 446 00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:51,500 Yeah yeah yeah 447 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:53,001 Yeah yeah yeah 448 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,504 Yeah yeah yeah 449 00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,339 Yeah yeah yeah 450 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,299 Yeah yeah yeah 451 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:02,636 Yeah yeah yeah, I'm feelin' mellow 452 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:04,221 You're feelin' mellow 453 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:08,016 We're feelin' mellow yellow in the... 454 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,060 You softy. [sighs] 455 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:13,063 I'm sensitive. You're soft. 456 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,316 -Remember? -Oh. Right. 457 00:21:18,026 --> 00:21:20,070 So... 458 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,197 how'd your bipolar tirade go? 459 00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:24,241 Oh, so crazy. Thanks for asking. 460 00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,076 How did your stealing shit go? 461 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,788 Great. I have so much more stuff now. 462 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,250 Sometimes we really suck at this relationship stuff, huh? 463 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,002 It's 'cause you're an asshole. 464 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,337 Takes one to know one, bitch. 465 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,011 We're good at it sometimes, though. 466 00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:47,055 We work well together. 467 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:49,224 -Hey, where the hell you been? -Jesus. 468 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,643 I went to your house. You weren't there. 469 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,186 My shift's starting. 470 00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:54,479 Look, you got any money on you? 471 00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:55,689 Two bucks. Why? 472 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,816 I need more than that. 473 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,776 -What for? -My bitch of a wife 474 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,445 thinks I owe her something. 475 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,197 Like I'm the only guy ever dropped a fuckin' load in her. 476 00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:06,450 [man] Boys? Ride around the block? 477 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,661 We look like a couple fags for sale to you? 478 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:11,496 [man] Yes. 479 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:14,124 Well, this ain't Macy's, bitch. You ain't window-shoppin'! 480 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,044 You're in Boystown outside a bar called The Fairy Tale. 481 00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:19,379 Why don't you fuck off 'fore I give you a broken spine 482 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,381 to go along with that limp wrist? 483 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,633 Yeah, get goin', you fuckin' fruit! 484 00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,178 [bottle clatters] 485 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:28,221 Thinks he can buy whatever he wants 486 00:22:28,263 --> 00:22:30,891 'cause he's got fuckin' Rolex and an S-class. 487 00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:32,768 That shit happen to you a lot? 488 00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:34,936 Every night. 489 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,813 From rich dudes? 490 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,399 -Gotta get to work. -Hey, hey, hold on! 491 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:42,110 Tell your boss you're goin' home sick tonight. 492 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,445 [Ian] Sick? 493 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:46,531 Yeah, whatever. Tell him you got AIDS. 494 00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:56,750 Got a room upstairs. 495 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,835 You don't beat around the bush. 496 00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:00,921 I know what I want. 497 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:01,963 Do you? 498 00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:06,051 You like it rough? 499 00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:08,804 Whatever you're into. 500 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,182 [Mickey] Say cheese, motherfucker. 501 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:14,643 [man] What the hell? Oh--uhh! 502 00:23:14,684 --> 00:23:16,853 Hey, that's Bulgari. That's like 200 bucks cash. 503 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:18,105 -Nice watch, man. -I'm calling 504 00:23:18,146 --> 00:23:19,856 -the fucking police. -[Mickey] Yeah, you do that. 505 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,108 What you think Claire and little Eleanor 506 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,234 would make of the photo 507 00:23:22,275 --> 00:23:23,360 -I just took? -[man] Who? 508 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,486 Whatever their fuckin' names are. 509 00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:26,363 Why don't we take a little trip downstairs? 510 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,490 -We can go to the ATM machine. -If you're gonna 511 00:23:28,532 --> 00:23:30,367 take my money, least you can do is have 512 00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:32,869 -the twink suck me off. -That what you think he is? 513 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,038 -Some twink? -He gave me blue balls. 514 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,165 Oh! 515 00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,458 [coughing] 516 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:41,128 Now they're black and blue balls. 517 00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:43,296 Yeah. 518 00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:45,132 But we fight a lot, man. 519 00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:46,216 It's how we started. 520 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,260 Started? That shit still happens. 521 00:23:48,301 --> 00:23:50,053 Well, it's all I know. 522 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:52,806 I didn't exactly have the best parental role models 523 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:55,350 with Frank and Monica. 524 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:57,936 There you are. It's you. 525 00:23:57,978 --> 00:24:00,021 -Hi, Mom. -I almost didn't get in 526 00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:01,982 'cause my license is expired. 527 00:24:02,023 --> 00:24:04,568 They thought I was a Muslim spy or something. 528 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:08,405 Hey! Oh, enjoy your big, empty, lonely SUV, 529 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,324 you motherfucking yuppie piece of shit! 530 00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:13,410 Don't worry. We'll get another one. 531 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,954 Oh, yes! Ian, come on, come on. 532 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,665 Anywhere south of here is great. 533 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,250 Oh, a dog! 534 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:22,377 Oh, I want a dog! 535 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:24,880 Mm. Get warm with the dog. 536 00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:26,673 Bye, Bill! 537 00:24:26,715 --> 00:24:27,966 Thanks! 538 00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:31,303 -I don't have any money. -No worries--I got money. 539 00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:32,762 Go in and get us a table. 540 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:34,723 Yeah, go on in! 541 00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:36,183 Really, go on, go on. 542 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:38,143 [Ian] What were you doing with that...trucker 543 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,937 -to get money? -I sold him something. 544 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:42,981 -What? -Nothing very important. 545 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:45,650 And it got us a lot of great food, right? 546 00:24:45,692 --> 00:24:47,152 What? 547 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:49,779 You're a beautiful, beautiful man. 548 00:24:49,821 --> 00:24:52,532 I did fucking good making you. 549 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:55,035 -[Monica] Aw, I missed you! -[man] Who's this? 550 00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:58,622 This is my son. This is my son, Ian. 551 00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:00,165 Hey. 552 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:01,416 Yeah. 553 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:03,710 -[Ian] Are you selling meth? -What? 554 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:04,920 I found some in your bag. 555 00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:06,338 You're going through my stuff? 556 00:25:06,379 --> 00:25:07,839 [Ian] Is that how you got that money? 557 00:25:07,881 --> 00:25:09,424 Then what's he doing out here? 558 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:11,760 -Is he cooking out here? -He takes care of me, 559 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:13,136 and I take care of him. 560 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,429 And I'm happy! 561 00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:16,556 Hey, what the fuck is going on out here? 562 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,433 -We're just talking. -Shut the fuck up. 563 00:25:18,475 --> 00:25:20,018 -I'm trying to sleep. -Okay, we will. 564 00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,186 -[Ian] Jesus. -The fuck you say? 565 00:25:21,228 --> 00:25:23,605 Jesus. I said fucking Jesus! 566 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,315 Don't eye fuck me, motherfucker. 567 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:27,067 Did I make you hear me, asshole? 568 00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:29,110 -Fuck you. -Get the fuck outta here. 569 00:25:29,152 --> 00:25:31,196 -[Ian] Back off. -No, no, no, he's just tired. 570 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,073 He's under a lotta stress now, okay? 571 00:25:33,114 --> 00:25:35,742 His name is Walter, and he's very handsome. 572 00:25:35,784 --> 00:25:37,118 And I'm finally happy. 573 00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,246 I hitched a ride with a tractor salesman. 574 00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:41,873 People like us, we can be happy. 575 00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,208 [whispers] I love you. 576 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:45,377 We're gonna be okay. 577 00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:48,713 I'd love a dog, you know? 578 00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:53,468 Yeah, like Terry was a fuckin' dream parent? 579 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:55,679 Hey, my dad took my brothers on a run outta town 580 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:58,223 for a couple days, so you wanna ditch that dump 581 00:25:58,265 --> 00:25:59,975 and crash at my place, you can. 582 00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:01,309 Was I just invited to a sleepover? 583 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:03,228 Fuck you is what you were invited to. 584 00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:04,729 [laughs] 585 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:11,069 [no audible dialogue] 586 00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:13,989 [Ian] Fuck! Shit! 587 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:17,033 What the fuck? 588 00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:19,077 [Mickey] D-Dad, hold on, hold on. 589 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,330 -Mandy wasn't enough for you? -Dad, hold on! 590 00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:24,249 You sick piece of shit! 591 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:25,875 -[both grunting] -[Terry] Huh? Huh? 592 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:28,128 Get the fuck off of him! 593 00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:31,172 tense music 594 00:26:34,217 --> 00:26:35,468 No son of mine 595 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:38,096 it's gonna be a goddamn AIDS monkey! 596 00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:41,099 Sit your ass down. 597 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,226 Fuckin' ass digger! 598 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:46,396 tense music continues 599 00:26:56,031 --> 00:26:59,951 It's Terry. Send over the Russian. 600 00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:09,002 She's gonna fuck the faggot outta you, kid. 601 00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:11,463 Ride him till he likes it. 602 00:27:11,504 --> 00:27:13,715 And you're goddamn gonna watch. 603 00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,103 In a way, Frank is worse. 604 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,898 Terry is worse in every possible way. 605 00:27:29,939 --> 00:27:31,399 -Frank. -Terry. 606 00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:33,610 Are we gonna fight about this too? 607 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,570 No. I guess they're both pieces of shit. 608 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:37,238 -Gallagher! -[Monica screams] 609 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,991 [Frank] I paid you! I paid you, Terry! 610 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,746 [Monica] What the fuck, Milkovich? 611 00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,748 Get the fuck off me, you crazy bitch! 612 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:49,084 -This ain't about you! -[Monica] Frank, what the hell 613 00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:51,544 -did you do? -Why's it always my fault? 614 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,714 -[Monica] Would somebody-- -[Terry grunting] 615 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:57,342 [Ian] Hey...is that my shirt? 616 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:59,427 Yeah. 617 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:01,513 I'm just asking. 618 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:04,307 -Whoa! -Jesus! 619 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:07,018 [slow motion] Whoa! 620 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:11,940 Mickey! I know you're in there, you fuckin' homo! 621 00:28:11,981 --> 00:28:14,609 Hey, Mick, you faggy faggot! 622 00:28:14,651 --> 00:28:17,320 I got a little conversion therapy for you. 623 00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:19,614 -You suck a dick, you die. -Would you shut the fuck up? 624 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,574 You're annoying the shit outta everybody. 625 00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:23,368 Well, if it isn't the little shirt lifter. 626 00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,328 Just want you to know, you marry a man, 627 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:26,996 I'ma put a fuckin' bullet in your head-- 628 00:28:27,038 --> 00:28:27,956 simple as that. 629 00:28:27,997 --> 00:28:29,457 Let go of the door before I-- 630 00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:31,334 I'm not gonna let go of the door 631 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,877 until you let go of the door. 632 00:28:32,919 --> 00:28:35,130 -[Ian] Get the pepper spray. -[Frank] Aw, come--would you-- 633 00:28:35,171 --> 00:28:36,381 -Come on. -One more, Frank. 634 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:37,465 I'm gonna count to three. 635 00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:38,883 -One-- -Hey, Liam, 636 00:28:38,925 --> 00:28:41,094 would you get me a blanket? Get me a blanket. 637 00:28:41,136 --> 00:28:42,429 And some of that bacon. Get me-- 638 00:28:42,470 --> 00:28:45,598 Ah, fuck, what happened to three? 639 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,559 Look at the little shit. 640 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:49,686 Oh, my, my, my. 641 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:53,440 [laughing] Oh, he's a cute little fucker! 642 00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:55,108 Oh, no, those are mine. 643 00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,276 [Fiona] Come on, let him go. 644 00:28:56,317 --> 00:28:57,360 No, put it back! 645 00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,237 [Frank] Are you fucking kidding me? 646 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,947 -[Fiona] Hey! -[Ian] Get off! 647 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,450 -[Fiona] Hey, stop that! -[Frank] Are you kidding me? 648 00:29:03,491 --> 00:29:05,744 -[Ian] Aah! -[Fiona] Fucking stop it! 649 00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:08,079 -[overlapping shouting] -[Fiona] Knock it off! 650 00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:11,249 [Fiona] Get away from him! 651 00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:12,459 [clang] 652 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,377 [thud] 653 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,171 [Terry] God damn it! Ohh! 654 00:29:16,212 --> 00:29:18,548 Fuckin' candy-ass motherfuckin' pussy! 655 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:20,842 Get these goddamn cuffs off. I'll kick your fuckin' ass. 656 00:29:20,884 --> 00:29:22,886 You and your goddamn faggoty boyfriend! 657 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:25,472 You peckerneck bastards, you rotten motherfuckers! 658 00:29:25,513 --> 00:29:26,639 You pig-ass pieces of shit! 659 00:29:26,681 --> 00:29:29,100 Give me the goddamn meth! 660 00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:30,518 Or what? 661 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,188 [overlapping screaming] 662 00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:35,106 [Ian] Hey, get-- 663 00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:38,109 Aah! 664 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,154 -Fuck you! -[Frank shouting] 665 00:29:41,196 --> 00:29:42,113 [Debbie] No! 666 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:44,949 [shouting continues] 667 00:29:48,077 --> 00:29:49,454 [groaning] Uhhhh! 668 00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:52,916 Aah! 669 00:29:52,957 --> 00:29:56,920 I'll fucking kill you, you son of a bitch! 670 00:29:56,961 --> 00:29:58,129 Ohh! 671 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:03,384 Ohh--God! 672 00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:05,136 You fucker! 673 00:30:05,178 --> 00:30:08,097 [continues shouting] 674 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,684 [man] Don't need no cops, Terry. 675 00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:13,102 Don't need no cops. 676 00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:15,355 [overlapping shouting] 677 00:30:15,396 --> 00:30:17,232 [Terry] Come on! Uhh! 678 00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:18,817 Fuckin' faggot! 679 00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:21,486 Get outta my house, you pole-smokin' queer! 680 00:30:21,528 --> 00:30:22,987 Fuck you! Don't worry about it. 681 00:30:23,029 --> 00:30:26,491 I been stayin' at Ian's since you been in the can, bitch. 682 00:30:26,533 --> 00:30:27,700 Guess what we been doin', Daddy? 683 00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:28,952 We've been fucking! 684 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,162 -Oh, let me go! -[Mickey] I take it! 685 00:30:31,204 --> 00:30:32,956 He gives it to me good and hard, 686 00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:34,749 -and I fuckin' like it! -Let me go! 687 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,793 -Let me go! -[cop] Calm down, Terry! 688 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,045 Fuck you! I fuckin' take it! 689 00:30:39,087 --> 00:30:41,381 -I fuckin' love it! -[cop] Get him outta here. 690 00:30:41,422 --> 00:30:42,757 -Fuck you! -[Terry] I'm gonna 691 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:43,925 cut your balls in little pieces 692 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:45,677 and shove 'em up your ass so far, 693 00:30:45,718 --> 00:30:47,637 you'll grow ball trees, you fuck! 694 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:50,390 -You--uhh! -What is your problem, Terry? 695 00:30:50,431 --> 00:30:52,475 You been out for four hours. 696 00:30:52,517 --> 00:30:55,270 Faggots! [muffled] Faggots! 697 00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:57,313 end chords 698 00:30:57,355 --> 00:31:00,191 [siren whooping] 699 00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,277 Yeah, we're doomed. 700 00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:05,238 Guess we have daddy issues. 701 00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:08,575 What if we learned how to do things 702 00:31:08,616 --> 00:31:11,619 like a normal couple? 703 00:31:11,661 --> 00:31:13,329 Okay. Like what? 704 00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:15,999 Like fuckin'... 705 00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:21,546 light music 706 00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:31,222 [bird twittering] 707 00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:32,932 Eh... 708 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:36,311 Okay, uh, count of three, first thing that comes to mind, 709 00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:37,896 something normal that we could do together. 710 00:31:37,937 --> 00:31:40,148 -Yeah, okay. -One, two, three. 711 00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:41,065 Funnel beer 712 00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:42,609 -through our assholes -Take a bath together. 713 00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:43,610 -Huh? -What? 714 00:31:43,651 --> 00:31:46,571 [Ian exhales deeply] 715 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:49,657 [soft music plays] 716 00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:51,659 This is gay. 717 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:53,161 We're gay. 718 00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:55,496 I don't think I'm this gay. 719 00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,417 No. I'm not this gay. 720 00:32:00,543 --> 00:32:02,420 Can we just do one romantic thing together? 721 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:03,922 I don't know what you want from me, all right? 722 00:32:03,963 --> 00:32:07,884 I'm not into frilly fuckin' smelly shit. 723 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:09,928 Jesus Christ, you want us to put a blanket out 724 00:32:09,969 --> 00:32:12,055 and look for shooting stars next? 725 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:13,890 Liking what I like don't make me a bitch. 726 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,184 Doesn't mean I'm gonna wear a fuckin' dress or anything. 727 00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:17,685 [belches] Douche bags. 728 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:20,772 Make way. I call crapper. 729 00:32:20,813 --> 00:32:21,940 Shove over, faggots. 730 00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,524 The cops decided to make the streets safe 731 00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:25,735 for strollers and yoga mats again, fuck you very much. 732 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,028 You ever try to get me to move to Milwaukee, 733 00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,738 I'll fucking murder you. Yeah, sure. 734 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,990 Got nothing better to do than watch a bunch of pruny queens 735 00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,533 slap their sacks against your ass cheeks. 736 00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:34,786 [Ian] Thirteen years old, she's bringing a shiv to class. 737 00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:36,371 Man, I miss high school. 738 00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:37,497 [thudding] 739 00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:38,998 Motherfucker-- 740 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,502 Hey...ah, found it. 741 00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:44,003 -We don't believe... -Finishing sentences, Grandma? 742 00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:45,546 -[Ian] Mickey. -That what you don't 743 00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:46,547 believe in? 744 00:32:46,589 --> 00:32:47,715 Why'd you climb through the window? 745 00:32:47,757 --> 00:32:49,592 Bunch of fuckin' Mexicans out front. 746 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:51,678 I'm fuckin' busy, Peppermint Patty. 747 00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,805 Go whine to someone who gives a shit. 748 00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:56,224 -You can't let hate win. -Wake up little Mary Sunshine. 749 00:32:56,265 --> 00:32:57,475 Hate always wins. 750 00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:58,685 I fucked Angie. 751 00:32:58,726 --> 00:32:59,852 Everybody fucks Angie. 752 00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:01,396 You don't fuck Angie? 753 00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:02,897 -No. -Wanna fuck Angie? 754 00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:04,482 I could call her, get her down here. 755 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:06,275 -Can you take baby to funeral? -No, it's illegal 756 00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:07,402 in this country. 757 00:33:07,443 --> 00:33:08,861 Oh--that fat fuck? 758 00:33:08,903 --> 00:33:11,614 He'd give a shit, believe me. All he's thinking about 759 00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:13,074 is whether to have extra helpings of kielbasa 760 00:33:13,116 --> 00:33:14,659 or pierogi at his mom's tonight. 761 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:16,577 [speaking native language] 762 00:33:16,619 --> 00:33:18,663 I don't know what you're fucking saying! 763 00:33:18,705 --> 00:33:20,415 -[continues in native language] -Oh, my God! 764 00:33:20,456 --> 00:33:21,874 I don't know what that means! 765 00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:23,584 Look, don't worry, we'll get a dick in 766 00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:24,877 as soon as we can. 767 00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:26,796 Yes, I wanna help. I wanna help 768 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,089 by shoving a shotgun down my dad's throat 769 00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,258 and watching his spinal cord burst out his fuckin' back 770 00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:31,551 all over his kitchen wall! 771 00:33:31,592 --> 00:33:34,595 rock music 772 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:39,434 Okay, you need to push the fuck back, nutjob. 773 00:33:39,475 --> 00:33:41,352 Eat my cornhole, cocks! 774 00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:42,520 I gotta do this with you again? 775 00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:44,230 It's not a fucking Antiques Roadshow. 776 00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:45,940 You get on the whole thing or nothing at all. 777 00:33:45,982 --> 00:33:47,942 Think I'm gonna stand around here selling each piece 778 00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:49,527 for 5 bucks like it's a fuckin' yard sale? 779 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,029 -We're thirsty. -Good thing 780 00:33:51,070 --> 00:33:52,905 there's a sink in the fuckin' bathroom, huh? 781 00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:54,615 Get the fuck outta here. 782 00:33:54,657 --> 00:33:56,492 Get outta here! 783 00:33:58,494 --> 00:33:59,537 And learn how to run like a dude! 784 00:33:59,579 --> 00:34:03,458 That is the dirtiest white boy in America. 785 00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:05,543 Jesus Christ! 786 00:34:06,669 --> 00:34:08,629 You fucking never wanna do what I wanna do. 787 00:34:08,671 --> 00:34:10,757 Maybe that's 'cause you're always trying to change me. 788 00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:12,592 Yeah, maybe some change would be good for ya. 789 00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:15,595 Fuck you. Why don't you change? 790 00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:17,180 You're more fucked up than I am. 791 00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:19,932 Bullshit, you're the king of fucked up. 792 00:34:19,974 --> 00:34:22,894 rock music 793 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,940 I'll head over by myself. I'll be back in a couple hours. 794 00:34:27,982 --> 00:34:31,486 What, you don't want me to go? 795 00:34:31,527 --> 00:34:33,780 Probably best if you don't, tough guy. 796 00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:34,947 Watch me now, look at me goin' 797 00:34:34,989 --> 00:34:36,115 What the fuck, Ian? 798 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:38,159 Sick of your whiny, pussy crap. 799 00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:40,286 [Mickey] You're so tough, come here! 800 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:41,496 [Ian] He's a shit-talking, 801 00:34:41,537 --> 00:34:43,790 bitch-slapping piece of South Side trash I fell for. 802 00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:45,583 Where is he? The fuck is he, Mick? 803 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,877 Fuck you! Fuck me for giving a shit, you prick. 804 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:50,630 Hey, what the fuck, Gallagher? 805 00:34:50,671 --> 00:34:51,798 [Ian] Oh, he speaks! 806 00:34:51,839 --> 00:34:53,174 You can give all the shits you want, 807 00:34:53,216 --> 00:34:55,635 but the next time my dick is limp from all the meds, 808 00:34:55,676 --> 00:34:57,678 don't go all, "Oh, it's okay. Wah-wah." 809 00:34:57,720 --> 00:34:59,639 Just suck it harder, you faggot. 810 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,848 Fuck you! 811 00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:08,106 You're gonna love it 812 00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:10,733 Hey, you wanna fag bash? Make you feel like a man? 813 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:12,652 Go ahead--do it! 814 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,905 You're gonna love it 815 00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:20,827 Get the fuck off! 816 00:35:20,868 --> 00:35:22,787 [heavy breathing] 817 00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:24,122 Got a premonition 818 00:35:24,163 --> 00:35:26,124 I'm ready for demolition 819 00:35:26,165 --> 00:35:28,084 Start it up, start it up 820 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,169 I want my recognition 821 00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:33,548 You love me. And you're gay. 822 00:35:33,589 --> 00:35:35,174 Just admit it. 823 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,635 You been waiting your whole life 824 00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:38,803 [Mickey] Suck a dick! 825 00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:41,848 For something this good 826 00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:43,850 I wanna know how you feel, you know? 827 00:35:43,891 --> 00:35:46,060 Put me up in that limelight 828 00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:49,105 Runnin' it like we should 829 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,565 You're gonna love it 830 00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:52,441 Just this once... 831 00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:55,361 fuckin' admit it. 832 00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:56,279 Feel like a man? 833 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:57,572 Motherfucker! 834 00:35:57,613 --> 00:35:59,740 You're gonna love it 835 00:36:03,911 --> 00:36:06,289 You're gonna love it 836 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:11,002 Feel better now. 837 00:36:12,628 --> 00:36:13,963 percussive music 838 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:16,048 Ha. Yeah. [laughs] 839 00:36:16,090 --> 00:36:18,759 I don't do normal, Gallagher. 840 00:36:18,801 --> 00:36:20,469 [Ian grunts] 841 00:36:20,511 --> 00:36:22,680 I don't either. 842 00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:30,104 [Ian] Ahh... 843 00:36:30,146 --> 00:36:32,899 [Mickey] Fuckin' love you. 844 00:36:32,940 --> 00:36:34,817 [Ian] I love you too. 845 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:37,486 [both chuckle] 846 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:49,874 upbeat rock music 847 00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:02,094 Why do you do the silly things you do? 848 00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:04,513 Beats the hell out of me 849 00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:08,267 Why does it make me feel the way I do? 850 00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:11,687 Got me weak in the knees 851 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:14,565 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 852 00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:16,025 Don't want to talk about 853 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:17,860 Ain't gonna talk about 854 00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:20,571 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 855 00:37:20,613 --> 00:37:22,031 Don't want to talk about 856 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:23,866 Ain't gonna talk about 857 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:25,576 I'm going insane 858 00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:29,705 I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 859 00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:31,582 I'm out of my brain 860 00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:35,544 you got me crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 861 00:37:35,586 --> 00:37:37,421 I'm going insane 862 00:37:37,463 --> 00:37:41,884 I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 863 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,594 I can't explain 864 00:37:43,636 --> 00:37:47,098 You got me crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 865 00:37:47,139 --> 00:37:48,224 About you 866 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,059 Whoo, ooh, ooh 867 00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:51,394 Whoo, ooh, ooh 868 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:54,063 [Mickey] I knew you'd come. Come here. 869 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,898 Whoo, ooh, ooh 870 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,733 Whoo, ooh, ooh 871 00:37:57,775 --> 00:37:59,902 Whoo, ooh, ooh 872 00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:01,946 How do you keep me coming back around? 873 00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:03,322 Gonna see you again? 874 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:05,491 I'm on a tight, tight leash 875 00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:08,619 Why do you chew me up and spit me out? 876 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:11,205 C-c-c-catch and release 877 00:38:11,247 --> 00:38:14,000 I'm going insane 878 00:38:14,041 --> 00:38:18,087 I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 879 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,840 I'm out of my brain 880 00:38:20,881 --> 00:38:23,592 Come here. 881 00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:25,886 I'm going insane 882 00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:27,555 I'm going crazy, crazy... 883 00:38:27,596 --> 00:38:30,099 [door clangs] 884 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,976 I can't explain 885 00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:35,521 You got me crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 886 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:37,273 About you 887 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:40,901 I rolled on the cartel I was workin' for, and in exchange, 888 00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:44,071 guess who gets to pick where he gets locked up? 889 00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:46,240 Holy fuck. 890 00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:50,619 Oh, hey, I got bottom, so... 891 00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:52,621 you're on top. 892 00:38:52,663 --> 00:38:54,290 I'm gonna talk about 893 00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:56,959 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 894 00:38:57,001 --> 00:39:00,796 I wanna talk about 895 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:02,173 I'm going insane 896 00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:06,302 I'm going crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 897 00:39:06,344 --> 00:39:08,179 I'm out of my brain 898 00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:12,141 You got me crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 899 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,268 I'm going insane 900 00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:16,062 I'm going crazy, crazy... 901 00:39:16,103 --> 00:39:18,064 Come here. 902 00:39:18,105 --> 00:39:20,149 Whoo, ooh, ooh 903 00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:22,401 Whoo, ooh, ooh 904 00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:25,821 Isn't that cute? Little domestic bitches? 905 00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:28,824 Mm. thank you. 906 00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,701 I'm gonna talk about 907 00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:33,204 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh 908 00:39:33,245 --> 00:39:36,165 I wanna talk about, I'm gonna talk about 909 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,792 I wanna talk about... 910 00:39:37,833 --> 00:39:39,627 I love you... 911 00:39:39,668 --> 00:39:42,588 Mickey Milkovich. 912 00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:46,217 More than anything. 913 00:39:46,258 --> 00:39:47,885 And if you'll let me, 914 00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:49,929 I-I'd like to spend the rest of my life-- 915 00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:52,348 Jesus Christ, save the fuckin' speech, you pussy. 916 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:54,058 I'm going insane 917 00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,768 I'll marry you. 918 00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,978 Of course I'll fucking marry you. 919 00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:59,522 I can't explain 920 00:39:59,563 --> 00:40:02,942 You got me crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy 921 00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:04,610 About you 922 00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:10,282 I, Mikhailo, take you, Ian, 923 00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:13,077 to be my husband... 924 00:40:13,119 --> 00:40:15,246 to have and to hold, 925 00:40:15,287 --> 00:40:18,124 from this day forward, 926 00:40:18,165 --> 00:40:20,543 for better or worse, 927 00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:23,796 richer or poorer, 928 00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:27,675 sickness and in health, 929 00:40:27,716 --> 00:40:32,304 to love and to cherish you 930 00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:33,681 till death do us part. 931 00:40:33,722 --> 00:40:37,226 The field underneath the tree 932 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:41,480 I, Ian, take you, 933 00:40:41,522 --> 00:40:42,815 Mickey, 934 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,651 to be my husband... 935 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:48,946 to have and to hold you from this day forward, 936 00:40:48,988 --> 00:40:51,240 for better or for worse, 937 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,826 richer or poorer, 938 00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:56,454 in sickness and in health. 939 00:40:57,496 --> 00:41:01,500 To love and to cherish you till death do us part. 940 00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:04,503 [pastor] Now that Mikhailo and Ian 941 00:41:04,545 --> 00:41:06,589 have given themselves to each other 942 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,090 with these vows 943 00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:10,301 and the giving and receiving of rings, 944 00:41:10,342 --> 00:41:12,970 I now pronounce you 945 00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:16,015 husband and husband. 946 00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:19,810 -Now? -[pastor] Yes, now. 947 00:41:19,852 --> 00:41:23,606 [cheers and applause] 948 00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:36,118 [cheers and applause continue] 949 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,163 indie rock music 950 00:41:41,165 --> 00:41:43,459 She pulled me closer 951 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:46,003 Under the crying sky 952 00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:49,006 In greater New Orleans 953 00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:51,133 End of a lonely night 954 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:54,053 And spirits watched 955 00:41:54,094 --> 00:41:56,388 I thought this was forever 956 00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:59,266 True crime, water into wine 957 00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:01,602 Woke up with the wool over my eyes 958 00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:04,230 She said, "Love, tell it to the judge" 959 00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:06,565 Truth frees, but it's easier to lie 960 00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:10,903 You did me wrong, but I played along 961 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,030 And it's a 962 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,952 It's a true crime 963 00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:29,171 This is like the fourth time 964 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:31,090 I've Stormy Danieled your little Trump. 965 00:42:31,131 --> 00:42:33,175 Sixth. Come on--get your cock pocket down there. 966 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:34,718 Fuck. I feel like a Russian brothel. 967 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,429 This is like the fourth time I've gobbled your turkey neck. 968 00:42:37,471 --> 00:42:39,890 Sixth. Get your cock pocket down here. 969 00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:42,101 Ugh. Happy Thanksgiving. 970 00:42:42,142 --> 00:42:43,435 Jesus Christ, this is like 971 00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:45,980 the fourth Showtime casting couch I've given you. 972 00:42:46,021 --> 00:42:48,941 [both laughing] 973 00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:50,025 Jesus Christ, this is like 974 00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:51,402 the fourth sloppy toppy I've given you. 975 00:42:51,443 --> 00:42:54,029 Sixth. Get your Clay Aiken pie hole down here. 976 00:42:54,071 --> 00:42:55,656 Jesus Christ, this is like the fourth time 977 00:42:55,698 --> 00:42:57,449 we've played swallow the sausage. 978 00:42:57,491 --> 00:43:00,077 Sixth. Get your Mississippi bird bath down here. 979 00:43:00,119 --> 00:43:01,537 Jesus Christ, this is like the fourth time 980 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,330 I've eaten your hot dog on a stick. 981 00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:05,499 Sixth. Get your Alabama dog--dog whistle? 982 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:07,209 -Alabama dog whistle? -[crewman] Dirt whistle. 983 00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:08,502 -Dirt whistle. -Dirt whistle. 984 00:43:08,544 --> 00:43:09,670 Dog whistle. Dirt whistle. 985 00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:11,255 Dog whistle's something different. 986 00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:14,008 Jesus Christ, this is the fourth sausage swallower 987 00:43:14,049 --> 00:43:15,384 -I've given you. -Sixth. 988 00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:18,262 Get your Bulgarian scuba mouth down here. 989 00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:21,098 Your, uh, Boston snowplow? 990 00:43:21,140 --> 00:43:23,183 That's the only one that I remember. 991 00:43:23,225 --> 00:43:25,853 Jesus Christ, this is like the fourth shaft flashing 992 00:43:25,894 --> 00:43:27,104 -I've given you. -Sixth. 993 00:43:27,146 --> 00:43:28,480 Let me try that one more time. 994 00:43:28,522 --> 00:43:30,065 -Shaft lashing. -Shaft lashing. 995 00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:31,859 Shaft lashing, shaft lashing. 996 00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:33,152 Jesus Christ, this is like 997 00:43:33,193 --> 00:43:34,737 the fourth shaft lashing I've given you. 998 00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:38,949 Sixth. Come over here with that sweet lovin' mouth. 999 00:43:44,538 --> 00:43:47,458 -Only on Showtime. -[laughter] 1000 00:43:56,508 --> 00:43:59,053 You must be joking. 1001 00:43:59,094 --> 00:44:00,929 What, you're-- you're fucking him? 1002 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:07,227 -What'd ya hit? -Girl at school. 1003 00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:09,355 Don't forget to check for hair behind the grill. 1004 00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:11,732 I don't know what you see in that geriatric Viagroid. 1005 00:44:11,774 --> 00:44:13,817 Why don't you tell me, John Wayne Gacy? 1006 00:44:13,859 --> 00:44:15,194 Guns ain't Garanimals. 1007 00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:16,695 Well, Sasha needs to find out 1008 00:44:16,737 --> 00:44:18,405 that my wife's a hooker, not a slave. 1009 00:44:18,447 --> 00:44:21,325 Jesus Christ, Russian whores know how to run their mouths 1010 00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:23,494 when there ain't some dude's junk jammed in there. 1011 00:44:23,535 --> 00:44:25,329 What the hell is this? Poolside at the Flamingo? 1012 00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:26,497 We got a line of clients upstairs 1013 00:44:26,538 --> 00:44:27,956 with their hands down their pants--go to work! 1014 00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:30,584 Don't think you're gettin' off just 'cause you're about to 1015 00:44:30,626 --> 00:44:32,127 drop a patty from your fur burger. 1016 00:44:32,169 --> 00:44:33,504 -Fur burger? -She won't shave. 1017 00:44:33,545 --> 00:44:35,381 -I like the way God made me. -That's nice. 1018 00:44:35,422 --> 00:44:36,674 You're late again, I'ma dock you 50. 1019 00:44:36,715 --> 00:44:38,425 -This isn't a shelter. -No shit. 1020 00:44:38,467 --> 00:44:39,843 Shelter has better water pressure. 1021 00:44:39,885 --> 00:44:42,262 -Oh, make yourself at home. -You got a problem? 1022 00:44:42,304 --> 00:44:45,099 This should more than cover the Bisquick, asshole. 1023 00:44:49,395 --> 00:44:51,021 Hey, you plan on giving a beatdown 1024 00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:52,648 to every guy Mandy's been with? 1025 00:44:52,690 --> 00:44:54,692 Your arms are gonna get fuckin' tired. 1026 00:44:54,733 --> 00:44:56,193 Hey, Nanook of the fuckin' North, 1027 00:44:56,235 --> 00:44:57,277 why don't you lose parka 1028 00:44:57,319 --> 00:44:58,612 unless you're planning on banging' Eskimos. 1029 00:44:58,654 --> 00:44:59,822 Yeah, you know when someone robs me 1030 00:44:59,863 --> 00:45:01,448 with my own fuckin' gun, they're not my friend. 1031 00:45:01,490 --> 00:45:02,783 I'm kinda funny like that. 1032 00:45:02,825 --> 00:45:05,035 Work it out with a fucking AR-15 to his fuckin' head. 1033 00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:06,412 That's how I like to negotiate. 1034 00:45:06,453 --> 00:45:08,622 Hey, Mrs. Patel, 1035 00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:11,750 can you jerk your fuckin' husband off once in a while 1036 00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:15,879 so he doesn't come back to my rub and tug ever again? 1037 00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:18,090 Lisinopril. 1038 00:45:18,132 --> 00:45:19,425 Should I Google it, see what it does? 1039 00:45:19,466 --> 00:45:21,343 No, you should give me some, and I'll let you know. 1040 00:45:21,385 --> 00:45:24,763 We have electric shavers, Jamaican rum... 1041 00:45:24,805 --> 00:45:25,931 and this. 1042 00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:29,143 That has a hair on it. You touch me with that, 1043 00:45:29,184 --> 00:45:30,477 I will knock the teeth outta your head. 1044 00:45:30,519 --> 00:45:32,187 -I will knock the teeth-- -With this? 1045 00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:34,481 [Mickey] What the fuck is wrong with you? 1046 00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:36,775 -[Ian] En garde! -What is wrong with you? 1047 00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:38,777 What the fuck is wrong with-- Oh, my-- 1048 00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:41,238 -[Ian muttering] -This is not funny. 1049 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,115 I'm not fucking Star Wars-- 1050 00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:44,408 [laughter] 1051 00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:46,618 -What's your type? -Redhead. 1052 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,412 -I am downstairs. -Batshit crazy. 1053 00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:51,415 -Check. -Packin' nine inches. 1054 00:45:51,457 --> 00:45:54,418 rock music 1055 00:45:56,670 --> 00:45:58,213 -What do you mean? -I mean people 1056 00:45:58,255 --> 00:45:59,506 will slip that bitch a roofie, 1057 00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:01,508 slap her to a chair, and pull her fucking teeth out. 1058 00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:02,801 -I stabbed him first. -No, you did not. 1059 00:46:02,843 --> 00:46:04,178 -Oh, shut up. -You shut up. 1060 00:46:04,219 --> 00:46:05,387 Don't fuckin' tell me what to do. 1061 00:46:05,429 --> 00:46:06,513 If you shut your fuckin' pie hole, 1062 00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:07,598 I wouldn't have to tell you what to do. 1063 00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:08,849 Yeah, please, that'll be the day, 1064 00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:10,642 when Ian Gallagher doesn't nag the shit outta my ass 1065 00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:12,227 and tell me what to do about something. 1066 00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:13,479 You know, if you just wipe the toilet seat 1067 00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:15,105 for once in your life, I wouldn't fucking nag you. 1068 00:46:15,147 --> 00:46:16,231 If you just picked up 1069 00:46:16,273 --> 00:46:17,357 -your nail clippings! -Who gives a shit 1070 00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:18,567 about any of that? We're in fucking prison! 1071 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:19,985 -I do, you fucking pig. -That's the problem. 1072 00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:21,737 [guard] You sound like a couple of old broads. 1073 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,697 I'ma murder you two if you don't stop talking. 1074 00:46:23,739 --> 00:46:25,783 Shut your face. I just got outta prison, 1075 00:46:25,824 --> 00:46:28,577 so I have no qualms about reaching down your throat, 1076 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,662 through your intestines and out your fucking asshole 1077 00:46:30,704 --> 00:46:32,247 to take back whatever you stole. 1078 00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:35,334 Okay, we both know what we know we know... 1079 00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:37,544 that we know. 1080 00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:39,379 [Ian] The fuck does that mean? 1081 00:46:42,382 --> 00:46:45,177 Mandy's makin' eggs. 1082 00:46:47,179 --> 00:46:48,138 Put some clothes on. 1083 00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:50,933 You two look like a couple of fags. 1084 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:53,477 There's an ATM card. 1085 00:46:53,519 --> 00:46:55,938 Congratulations. It has no fuckin' PIN number. 1086 00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:57,815 What're you gonna do, rob the same mailboxes 1087 00:46:57,856 --> 00:46:59,691 every day until they send the PIN? 1088 00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:01,318 Jesus Christ, what happened to a man's home 1089 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,111 bein' his fucking castle? 1090 00:47:03,153 --> 00:47:05,614 Three things. This is my home, 1091 00:47:05,656 --> 00:47:08,033 you do have a small dick, and you started this, 1092 00:47:08,075 --> 00:47:10,536 all because you thought your wife's worth more 1093 00:47:10,577 --> 00:47:11,829 than a couplea bucks a lay. 1094 00:47:11,870 --> 00:47:13,789 Let me tell ya from experience: she's not. 1095 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:17,584 Two hundred twenty bucks. How many Johnsons you squash. 1096 00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:18,544 Seventeen. 1097 00:47:18,585 --> 00:47:20,170 That's like 12 bucks a wank. 1098 00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:22,464 Do you guys know rich people count the number of threads 1099 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:23,715 -in their sheets? -Fuck that. 1100 00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:26,051 I can't even count the number of stains in mine. 1101 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:27,094 You know what they say-- 1102 00:47:27,135 --> 00:47:28,637 the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 1103 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,389 It does if it lands on a dick! 1104 00:47:30,430 --> 00:47:31,682 What's he doin'? 1105 00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:35,811 He's getting us drinks. 1106 00:47:36,603 --> 00:47:38,313 Crazy how realistic it looks. 1107 00:47:38,355 --> 00:47:40,190 Where's my hug? 1108 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:46,655 Girlfriend's gonna love this one, bro. 1109 00:47:46,697 --> 00:47:48,490 It's not my girlfriend. It's my mom. 1110 00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:49,783 Oh, you shoulda told me that 1111 00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:53,036 before I started workin' on these titties. 1112 00:47:53,078 --> 00:47:55,539 Oh...fuck! 1113 00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:00,627 I hear you give exquisite head. 1114 00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:04,506 I'm curious if your skills extend to both genders. 1115 00:48:06,091 --> 00:48:07,467 Fuck off, rectum boy. 1116 00:48:07,509 --> 00:48:09,720 I'm not here to see Mickey. I'm here to see you. 1117 00:48:09,761 --> 00:48:11,430 What, you trying to fagify all of us? 1118 00:48:11,471 --> 00:48:13,849 You don't fagify people. That's not how-- 1119 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,100 -What's your problem? -Sick of the smell 1120 00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:17,019 of goddamn mayonnaise. It's like getting screwed 1121 00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:19,187 by a bowl of potato salad every morning. 1122 00:48:19,229 --> 00:48:20,522 You were mouth and ass raped? 1123 00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,232 You kidding? I did the raping. 1124 00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:23,692 Milkoviches don't bottom. 1125 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,611 Was Mickey adopted? 1126 00:48:25,652 --> 00:48:27,946 Is it as annoying as the way you lick your finger 1127 00:48:27,988 --> 00:48:29,573 every single time you turn the page 1128 00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:31,366 of whatever faggety-ass book you're reading? 1129 00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:32,618 -Okay. -My name's Ian. 1130 00:48:32,659 --> 00:48:34,578 I can't turn the page like a normal human being. 1131 00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:36,580 I have to put my whole goddamn paw in my mouth. 1132 00:48:36,622 --> 00:48:38,665 You know what, if you actually knew how to read, 1133 00:48:38,707 --> 00:48:39,875 maybe you'd understand. 1134 00:48:39,917 --> 00:48:41,793 Not, "Look at these fucking squiggle things 1135 00:48:41,835 --> 00:48:43,629 all over this piece of paper!" 1136 00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:45,422 [inmate] Every morning, the same shit. 1137 00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:46,632 You're like old women! 1138 00:48:46,673 --> 00:48:48,842 I came to prison to get away from my parents! 1139 00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:50,719 Eat my cornhole, cocks! 1140 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,679 [inmate] Not if it smells like mayonnaise. 1141 00:48:52,721 --> 00:48:55,223 -Exactly! -[buzzer sounds] 1142 00:48:55,265 --> 00:48:58,268 punk rock music