1 00:00:00,840 --> 00:00:03,257 [panting] 2 00:00:03,340 --> 00:00:05,090 Ah, for shit's sake, you again? 3 00:00:05,174 --> 00:00:06,548 Really, you forgot what happened on 4 00:00:06,631 --> 00:00:08,882 last week's episode? It was seven days ago. 5 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:10,840 Drop the drink and get yourself to a fucking meeting, 6 00:00:10,923 --> 00:00:13,090 you loser. 7 00:00:13,174 --> 00:00:14,882 I'm busting my ass to get you out of this shit hole. 8 00:00:14,965 --> 00:00:17,132 My work here's not done. 9 00:00:17,215 --> 00:00:18,923 I-I need a few more days. 10 00:00:19,007 --> 00:00:20,756 [Fiona] You don't think I should bail him out? 11 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:22,215 [Ford] If he skips town, you lose all your money. 12 00:00:22,299 --> 00:00:23,174 Could be put to better use. 13 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:24,673 - How? - I don't know. 14 00:00:24,756 --> 00:00:26,257 Invest in another apartment building. 15 00:00:26,340 --> 00:00:29,007 Buy a café, yoga studio. 16 00:00:29,090 --> 00:00:29,965 Why don't you come stay with me for a couple of days? 17 00:00:30,048 --> 00:00:32,132 That'd be cool. 18 00:00:32,215 --> 00:00:33,132 [Brad] You spend all your time hanging out with that 19 00:00:33,215 --> 00:00:34,174 10-year-old girl. 20 00:00:34,257 --> 00:00:35,257 She doesn't have anybody else. 21 00:00:35,340 --> 00:00:36,590 Call DCFS, bro. 22 00:00:36,673 --> 00:00:38,257 Shit ain't your problem. 23 00:00:38,340 --> 00:00:40,174 [Debbie] Eighteen dollars? I make fifteen. 24 00:00:40,257 --> 00:00:42,715 [Jacob] Well, you're a girl. Way of the world, Jugs 25 00:00:42,798 --> 00:00:44,257 [Kev] V, why they got so much energy now? 26 00:00:44,340 --> 00:00:45,340 Go get it. 27 00:00:45,424 --> 00:00:47,048 [Veronica] So well-behaved. 28 00:00:47,132 --> 00:00:49,132 [Kev] Pre-school. 29 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,715 What are your plans for after graduation, Corporal? 30 00:00:51,798 --> 00:00:53,215 Sir? 31 00:00:53,299 --> 00:00:54,548 Cadet lieutenants have traditionally gone on 32 00:00:54,631 --> 00:00:55,756 to service academies. 33 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,299 West Point? 34 00:00:57,382 --> 00:00:59,299 Get a congressman or senator's recommendation. 35 00:00:59,382 --> 00:01:00,548 You really think I could, Sir? 36 00:01:00,631 --> 00:01:02,382 There's an epidemic at our school. 37 00:01:02,465 --> 00:01:03,965 [Dr. Rosenbaum] Four people have tested positive 38 00:01:04,048 --> 00:01:07,048 for virulent strains of multiple STDs. 39 00:01:07,132 --> 00:01:09,048 - I slept with Frank. - So did I. 40 00:01:09,132 --> 00:01:11,882 - [woman] I slept with Frank. - [woman] Frank. 41 00:01:18,882 --> 00:01:21,756 ♪ rock music ♪ 42 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,756 ♪♪♪ 43 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,965 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 44 00:01:29,048 --> 00:01:32,340 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 45 00:01:32,424 --> 00:01:35,382 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 46 00:01:35,465 --> 00:01:39,506 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 47 00:01:39,590 --> 00:01:43,090 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 48 00:01:43,174 --> 00:01:46,340 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 49 00:01:46,424 --> 00:01:48,424 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 50 00:01:48,506 --> 00:01:53,090 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 51 00:01:53,174 --> 00:01:58,299 ♪♪♪ 52 00:02:00,007 --> 00:02:03,506 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 53 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:06,590 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 54 00:02:06,673 --> 00:02:09,673 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 55 00:02:09,756 --> 00:02:14,215 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 56 00:02:14,299 --> 00:02:17,382 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 57 00:02:17,465 --> 00:02:20,965 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 58 00:02:21,048 --> 00:02:22,798 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 59 00:02:22,882 --> 00:02:26,756 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 60 00:02:29,465 --> 00:02:31,715 Good morning, my day-drinking brethren. 61 00:02:31,798 --> 00:02:34,215 - How's everyone this morning? - We were good. 62 00:02:34,299 --> 00:02:36,715 You smell like actual shit, Frank. 63 00:02:36,798 --> 00:02:39,590 Uh, rye whiskey, V. Leave the bottle. 64 00:02:39,673 --> 00:02:41,882 Can't pay with cans, Frank. 65 00:02:41,965 --> 00:02:45,174 Why not? There's gotta be 20 bucks in there. 66 00:02:45,257 --> 00:02:47,007 [Veronica] And that's our recycling. 67 00:02:47,090 --> 00:02:48,548 I just put those out. 68 00:02:48,631 --> 00:02:50,965 Right, and now I'm recycling them. 69 00:02:51,048 --> 00:02:52,590 No. 70 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:56,798 Uh, run a tab? For old times' sake? 71 00:02:56,882 --> 00:02:59,715 [laughing] 72 00:03:02,506 --> 00:03:06,174 Oh, damn, I just peed myself a little. 73 00:03:06,257 --> 00:03:09,257 Guys, can you spot me? 74 00:03:09,340 --> 00:03:11,715 We fucking hate you, Frank. 75 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:17,424 V. 76 00:03:17,506 --> 00:03:21,132 Can I have the keg tray? At least let me drink that. 77 00:03:21,215 --> 00:03:24,340 You wanna slurp warm, day-old beer runoff from a keg tray? 78 00:03:24,424 --> 00:03:26,382 Wow, lowering the bar, Frank. 79 00:03:26,465 --> 00:03:27,840 - Disgusting, Frank. - Every day. 80 00:03:27,923 --> 00:03:31,048 When options are few, the wise man adapts. 81 00:03:31,132 --> 00:03:33,923 Fine. One pity beer. One. 82 00:03:34,007 --> 00:03:36,090 [Hughie] You tight on cash, huh, Frank? 83 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:38,882 [Frank] Tighter than a Mormon virgin. 84 00:03:38,965 --> 00:03:40,631 I know how you can make some quick dough, 85 00:03:40,715 --> 00:03:42,132 if you're interested. 86 00:03:42,215 --> 00:03:44,299 I don't do blowies anymore, Hughie. 87 00:03:44,382 --> 00:03:46,132 This lady's paying five bucks 88 00:03:46,215 --> 00:03:49,132 for every "Ruiz for Congress" sign you steal from a yard. 89 00:03:49,215 --> 00:03:50,965 You bring the signs over to the alley 90 00:03:51,048 --> 00:03:53,756 behind Wyman's headquarters, she gives you cash. 91 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,506 For stolen signs? What's the catch? 92 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:59,132 Just get paid to steal. 93 00:03:59,215 --> 00:04:01,923 All right, thanks. 94 00:04:06,715 --> 00:04:08,048 [Lip] What's with the uniform, GI Joe? 95 00:04:08,132 --> 00:04:09,715 I thought you were off for the summer. 96 00:04:09,798 --> 00:04:11,257 Yeah, aren't you supposed to be "at rest"? 97 00:04:11,340 --> 00:04:13,340 At ease. And there is no ease 98 00:04:13,424 --> 00:04:15,673 for a soldier who's West Point bound. 99 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:17,215 Debs, can you pass me the milk? 100 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:19,007 [Carl] Debs. 101 00:04:19,090 --> 00:04:21,090 Eighty cents. 102 00:04:21,174 --> 00:04:23,007 That's how much women make on the dollar compared to men. 103 00:04:23,090 --> 00:04:25,548 [Debbie] And if you're a woman of color, 65 cents. 104 00:04:25,631 --> 00:04:27,882 This is a sexist shit nugget of a country. 105 00:04:27,965 --> 00:04:30,257 - Don't you forget that. - [Kev] Oh, Debs! 106 00:04:30,340 --> 00:04:32,798 Thank God you're not working. Hey, I need a favor. 107 00:04:32,882 --> 00:04:35,340 I gotta take V to this nursery school tour. 108 00:04:35,424 --> 00:04:36,840 Can you watch the girls for like an hour? 109 00:04:36,923 --> 00:04:38,257 They can't come. Thanks. 110 00:04:38,340 --> 00:04:40,007 Why are you speaking to me? 111 00:04:40,090 --> 00:04:41,923 - 'Cause you're Debbie. - [Debbie] No. 112 00:04:42,007 --> 00:04:44,590 Why are you speaking to the only woman in the room, 113 00:04:44,673 --> 00:04:46,257 Kevin Ball? 114 00:04:46,340 --> 00:04:47,424 Why is childcare a woman's job? 115 00:04:47,506 --> 00:04:49,007 Let me tell you why. 116 00:04:49,090 --> 00:04:51,174 Did you know that the average American man 117 00:04:51,257 --> 00:04:54,798 works about 17.5 hours a week doing unpaid home labor? 118 00:04:54,882 --> 00:04:57,174 Cooking, cleaning. While women, however, 119 00:04:57,257 --> 00:05:00,007 spend about 28.4 hours a week. 120 00:05:00,090 --> 00:05:01,756 [Debbie] Now, considering the fact that the average American 121 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:05,090 makes $26.82 an hour, that's $40,000 a year 122 00:05:05,174 --> 00:05:06,673 that women are not getting paid 123 00:05:06,756 --> 00:05:09,923 to cook, clean, and wipe baby asses. 124 00:05:10,007 --> 00:05:12,798 - So you can't do it? - [scoffs] 125 00:05:12,882 --> 00:05:16,007 Come on, Franny, let's oppose patriarchal oppression. 126 00:05:16,090 --> 00:05:17,756 Yeah! 127 00:05:17,840 --> 00:05:19,299 [sighs] 128 00:05:19,382 --> 00:05:21,007 Lip, just an hour, man. Please. 129 00:05:21,090 --> 00:05:23,007 - [Lip] No. - Just one hour. 130 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:24,590 I can't. I would. I gotta head to a meeting before work. 131 00:05:24,673 --> 00:05:27,756 - I'm sorry. - Carl! My man. 132 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:31,257 Yeah, sorry, I got a parley with a superior at 0900. 133 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:35,548 [Xan] I can do it. I don't have school. 134 00:05:35,631 --> 00:05:38,548 Amazing! Thank you so much. 135 00:05:38,631 --> 00:05:39,798 Here's their diaper bag. 136 00:05:41,631 --> 00:05:43,174 Who are you, again? 137 00:05:43,257 --> 00:05:45,465 This is Xan, she's staying with us for a while. 138 00:05:45,548 --> 00:05:47,965 Are you sure? I mean, that's really nice of you. 139 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:50,798 - You're paying, right? - Bless you, Xanadu. 140 00:05:50,882 --> 00:05:52,007 - You're good? Sure? - Yeah. 141 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:53,756 - All right. - I gotta get going. 142 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:55,048 - [Lip] Yeah, me too. - Yeah, Lip, 143 00:05:55,132 --> 00:05:56,048 I'm already late for school. Take me? 144 00:05:56,132 --> 00:05:57,673 Yeah, I got you. 145 00:05:57,756 --> 00:05:59,215 - [Xan] Oh, Hi! - [overlapping chatter] 146 00:05:59,299 --> 00:06:00,882 There you go, Bud. Hey, Xan, text me, all right? 147 00:06:00,965 --> 00:06:03,882 - Yeah. - Okay. 148 00:06:09,048 --> 00:06:11,965 Mm. 149 00:06:13,465 --> 00:06:14,840 [clears throat] 150 00:06:14,923 --> 00:06:18,299 Hey. You know Max Whitford? 151 00:06:20,007 --> 00:06:22,007 The guy from the bus benches? 152 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,923 Yeah, he's the number one commercial real estate agent 153 00:06:24,007 --> 00:06:25,007 in Chicago. 154 00:06:25,090 --> 00:06:27,299 So says bench boy. 155 00:06:27,382 --> 00:06:30,090 He sold Miles that place over on 26th street. Why? 156 00:06:30,174 --> 00:06:32,257 I got a meeting with him today. 157 00:06:32,340 --> 00:06:34,340 I'm gonna start looking at commercial properties. 158 00:06:34,424 --> 00:06:36,840 [Fiona] Ian's bail money is burning a hole in my pocket, 159 00:06:36,923 --> 00:06:39,840 so I'm gonna spend my equity on buying another property. 160 00:06:42,548 --> 00:06:44,174 Commercial real estate? 161 00:06:44,257 --> 00:06:47,382 Yeah, you were the one who told me to invest. 162 00:06:47,465 --> 00:06:49,215 I meant maybe buy another building, some apartments. 163 00:06:49,299 --> 00:06:53,257 Those things are mini-malls. 164 00:06:53,340 --> 00:06:55,631 And mini-malls are out of my league? 165 00:06:55,715 --> 00:06:57,923 Max Whitford's just gonna try and fuck you, trust me. 166 00:06:59,299 --> 00:07:00,798 Well, I can handle men trying to fuck me. 167 00:07:00,882 --> 00:07:03,090 I've been doing that since I was nine. 168 00:07:03,174 --> 00:07:05,007 [Ford] Commercial real estate carries more risk. 169 00:07:05,090 --> 00:07:06,840 [exhales deeply] 170 00:07:06,923 --> 00:07:09,299 I did pretty great flipping that laundromat. 171 00:07:09,382 --> 00:07:11,132 I just don't think it's for you. 172 00:07:14,506 --> 00:07:17,090 Who's it for then? 173 00:07:17,174 --> 00:07:18,340 It's for people who were born on third base 174 00:07:18,424 --> 00:07:20,257 and think they hit a triple. 175 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:23,090 Oh, so I have to be an un-fuckable trust fund baby 176 00:07:23,174 --> 00:07:25,132 to get anywhere in life, that's what you're saying? 177 00:07:25,215 --> 00:07:26,673 You know what? Forget it. 178 00:07:26,756 --> 00:07:28,840 Don't worry about it. 179 00:07:28,923 --> 00:07:31,299 I turned a profit on not one, but two properties. 180 00:07:31,382 --> 00:07:33,631 I know you did. 181 00:07:33,715 --> 00:07:35,673 - And you'll do great. - Mm-hmm. 182 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:38,631 ♪ rock music ♪ 183 00:07:38,715 --> 00:07:43,882 ♪♪♪ 184 00:07:49,382 --> 00:07:51,174 So what are you guys in for? 185 00:07:51,257 --> 00:07:54,090 Stole a first grader's Black Amex. 186 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:56,756 Didn't share my breakfast sushi. 187 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:58,631 Cool. 188 00:07:58,715 --> 00:08:00,798 Liam, come in, please. 189 00:08:00,882 --> 00:08:04,631 ♪♪♪ 190 00:08:04,715 --> 00:08:08,132 [sighs] 191 00:08:08,215 --> 00:08:11,340 Are you familiar with the saying 192 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,465 "sins of the father"? 193 00:08:13,548 --> 00:08:15,340 Think I've heard it at home. 194 00:08:15,424 --> 00:08:20,048 Your father made a lot of Hopkins parents very... 195 00:08:20,132 --> 00:08:23,673 unhappy, and where there's unhappiness, 196 00:08:23,756 --> 00:08:27,132 there's often anger and retribution. 197 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:30,424 The Committee for Diversity and Advancement 198 00:08:30,506 --> 00:08:33,424 who fund your scholarship, they have made some demands 199 00:08:33,506 --> 00:08:36,548 and, well, 200 00:08:36,631 --> 00:08:38,840 we've loved having you here, son. 201 00:08:38,923 --> 00:08:41,382 Why are you speaking in past tense? 202 00:08:41,465 --> 00:08:44,132 We see this as an opportunity for you. 203 00:08:44,215 --> 00:08:45,965 With the step up that we have given you, 204 00:08:46,048 --> 00:08:49,048 you can soar now, little bird. 205 00:08:49,132 --> 00:08:51,048 I'm getting kicked out? 206 00:08:51,132 --> 00:08:52,382 Yeah. 207 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:57,215 ♪♪♪ 208 00:09:00,673 --> 00:09:04,174 Are you lost, honey? 209 00:09:04,257 --> 00:09:06,299 Cadet Lieutenant Carl Gallagher. 210 00:09:06,382 --> 00:09:07,673 I'm here to see Congressman Ubberman, ma'am. 211 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,465 Why? 212 00:09:09,548 --> 00:09:12,215 I seek the honor of his recommendation for West Point. 213 00:09:12,299 --> 00:09:13,882 Are you a constituent? 214 00:09:13,965 --> 00:09:15,590 Ma'am? 215 00:09:15,673 --> 00:09:18,257 You live around here? 216 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:21,048 Okay, sweetheart, I'll tell you how this works. 217 00:09:21,132 --> 00:09:22,840 First, you set up an appointment, 218 00:09:22,923 --> 00:09:27,048 and the first avail we have is in nine weeks. 219 00:09:27,132 --> 00:09:29,257 And you come back with your transcripts and your vitae-- 220 00:09:29,340 --> 00:09:31,007 My what? 221 00:09:31,090 --> 00:09:33,798 Your athletic and your academic achievements. 222 00:09:33,882 --> 00:09:35,923 You know, publications, awards, 223 00:09:36,007 --> 00:09:37,756 and your exceptional record 224 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:38,965 of your volunteer work in this community. 225 00:09:39,048 --> 00:09:40,673 Volunteer work? 226 00:09:40,756 --> 00:09:42,673 You have to work for free to get into West Point? 227 00:09:42,756 --> 00:09:45,840 Thought you just had to wanna kill some towel heads. 228 00:09:45,923 --> 00:09:47,090 The 100 hours of community service I did 229 00:09:47,174 --> 00:09:48,424 after juvie count? 230 00:09:48,506 --> 00:09:50,257 Court-ordered? 231 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:52,631 No. [clears throat] 232 00:09:52,715 --> 00:09:54,090 Here is a list of our 233 00:09:54,174 --> 00:09:57,090 accredited volunteer organizations. 234 00:09:57,174 --> 00:09:59,840 Maybe start there. 235 00:09:59,923 --> 00:10:02,299 Any of them pay? 236 00:10:05,756 --> 00:10:09,215 When we speak of marriage, what do we speak of? 237 00:10:10,424 --> 00:10:12,882 Well, you could turn to the Bible, 238 00:10:12,965 --> 00:10:14,715 see what they have to say. 239 00:10:14,798 --> 00:10:18,465 We could try Ephesians 5:25. 240 00:10:18,548 --> 00:10:20,882 "For a man shall love his wife 241 00:10:20,965 --> 00:10:22,673 the way Christ loved the church. 242 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:25,257 He gave up his life for her." 243 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:28,090 But that's not very applicable to us, is it? 244 00:10:28,174 --> 00:10:31,132 Well, when I see these 245 00:10:31,215 --> 00:10:34,424 beautiful couples standing before me today, 246 00:10:34,506 --> 00:10:37,048 living under the terms of our newly-negotiated deal, 247 00:10:37,132 --> 00:10:41,007 one of mutual consent and reduced aggression, 248 00:10:41,090 --> 00:10:45,673 I see a true union, a union that defies categorization. 249 00:10:45,756 --> 00:10:47,673 So, Bob and Hobart, 250 00:10:47,756 --> 00:10:49,923 Sameer and EJ, 251 00:10:50,007 --> 00:10:51,798 Gary and Turkish, 252 00:10:51,882 --> 00:10:53,215 do you come to this courtyard today 253 00:10:53,299 --> 00:10:55,174 purely to exchange vows? 254 00:10:55,257 --> 00:10:56,756 [all] I do. 255 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,590 Let's start with you, Bob and Hobart. 256 00:10:58,673 --> 00:11:00,840 [guard] Gallagher. 257 00:11:00,923 --> 00:11:03,215 You made bail. 258 00:11:03,299 --> 00:11:05,174 - What? - You're out of here. 259 00:11:05,257 --> 00:11:06,882 [Ian] No, there's been a mistake, all right? 260 00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:08,631 I'm in the middle of vows. My work here is not done. 261 00:11:08,715 --> 00:11:10,215 - I am not leaving. - Move it, come on, come on. 262 00:11:10,299 --> 00:11:11,882 - No. - Don't touch Father Gallagher! 263 00:11:11,965 --> 00:11:13,715 [Hobart] We protect him. 264 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,631 Let him finish! 265 00:11:15,715 --> 00:11:17,506 I don't wanna go! 266 00:11:17,590 --> 00:11:19,548 So wait, are they married or not? 267 00:11:19,631 --> 00:11:21,132 Say they're married, Gallagher. 268 00:11:21,215 --> 00:11:24,174 By the power vested in me 269 00:11:24,257 --> 00:11:27,090 and the great state of Illinois... 270 00:11:27,174 --> 00:11:28,382 - [door slams] - [man] Crazy. 271 00:11:28,465 --> 00:11:31,340 [girls screeching, barking] 272 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:37,132 Girls are still doing that screechy dog thing, huh? 273 00:11:37,215 --> 00:11:39,132 - [chuckles] - [girls] Whee. 274 00:11:39,215 --> 00:11:43,257 Look, Zehra, it's Gemma and Amy. 275 00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:46,840 Oh, I think she's still a little afraid of them. 276 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,299 [Reshma] You their new sitter? 277 00:11:48,382 --> 00:11:50,631 Yeah. 278 00:11:50,715 --> 00:11:52,965 [Reshma] Yeah, baby, we can do the slide. 279 00:11:53,048 --> 00:11:56,174 Nice to meet you. 280 00:11:59,048 --> 00:12:02,174 [girls screeching] 281 00:12:03,715 --> 00:12:06,090 [Reshma] What're you doing with my wallet? 282 00:12:06,174 --> 00:12:07,673 Are you stealing from me? 283 00:12:07,756 --> 00:12:09,506 Uh, n--no. 284 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:11,923 Hey! Give me my wallet back! 285 00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:13,631 ♪ upbeat pop music ♪ 286 00:12:13,715 --> 00:12:15,132 What the hell are you doing? You can't just leave 287 00:12:15,215 --> 00:12:17,174 the girls here. 288 00:12:17,257 --> 00:12:21,631 ♪ I love my leather more than ever before ♪ 289 00:12:21,715 --> 00:12:25,382 ♪ I picked it up off some beauty queen's floor ♪ 290 00:12:25,465 --> 00:12:26,756 [man] What do you think you're doing? 291 00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,798 [Frank] No, these are, uh, defective. 292 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:32,382 The signs are defective, and, uh, they've ordered a recall, 293 00:12:32,465 --> 00:12:34,590 the FDA. The ink 294 00:12:34,673 --> 00:12:36,882 was, um, choking hazard, 295 00:12:36,965 --> 00:12:39,090 so they're going to be returned. 296 00:12:39,174 --> 00:12:41,882 [man] That's my sign, asshole! 297 00:12:41,965 --> 00:12:43,923 No, I--I'm gonna bring them back. 298 00:12:44,007 --> 00:12:45,631 - [man] Yeah, sure, you will. - I'll return them. 299 00:12:45,715 --> 00:12:48,257 ♪♪♪ 300 00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:50,424 So, how old are your princesses? 301 00:12:50,506 --> 00:12:51,882 Uh, four years old. 302 00:12:51,965 --> 00:12:54,424 Well, our program has thrice been awarded 303 00:12:54,506 --> 00:12:57,590 the Stamp of Excellence by Good Parenting magazine. 304 00:12:57,673 --> 00:12:58,965 Follow me this way. 305 00:13:03,548 --> 00:13:05,965 [Kev] Holy shit, are those bunnies real? 306 00:13:06,048 --> 00:13:07,798 Oui, oui. 307 00:13:07,882 --> 00:13:11,090 Each child gets his or her own bunny at Beaucoup. 308 00:13:11,174 --> 00:13:13,673 We try to surround the children with soft textures, 309 00:13:13,756 --> 00:13:14,590 like in the womb. 310 00:13:14,673 --> 00:13:16,798 Oh. Wombs are soft. 311 00:13:16,882 --> 00:13:18,090 [Clover] [clears throat] 312 00:13:18,174 --> 00:13:20,965 [Clover] speaking Mandarin 313 00:13:21,048 --> 00:13:22,923 Very good, Clover. 314 00:13:23,007 --> 00:13:26,007 I think you are a future surgeon too. 315 00:13:26,090 --> 00:13:28,506 I'm proud of you. [chuckles] 316 00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:29,923 [sighs] 317 00:13:30,007 --> 00:13:32,174 Mandarin Immersion today. 318 00:13:34,756 --> 00:13:36,673 So what do you think? 319 00:13:36,756 --> 00:13:40,257 This is where I wanna go when I die. 320 00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:42,382 [Gayle] Here is our applications packet 321 00:13:42,465 --> 00:13:45,174 with beaucoup info about Beaucoup. 322 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:46,548 What's this, uh, number here? 323 00:13:46,631 --> 00:13:48,673 Is that a year in the future? 324 00:13:48,756 --> 00:13:50,840 No, that's our tuition. 325 00:13:50,923 --> 00:13:52,631 - For a year? - For the month. 326 00:13:52,715 --> 00:13:54,090 For a month? 327 00:13:54,174 --> 00:13:56,257 Uh, that's three times our mortgage. 328 00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:58,798 Oh, dear. Yes, these numbers can seem 329 00:13:58,882 --> 00:14:00,590 a little bit high, 330 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:04,048 but it's pretty standard in Chicago. 331 00:14:04,132 --> 00:14:05,673 Are there scholarships? 332 00:14:05,756 --> 00:14:07,382 Not at Beaucoup. 333 00:14:07,465 --> 00:14:09,465 [Gayle] Why don't I recommend you somewhere 334 00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:12,424 that's a little more budget-friendly. 335 00:14:12,506 --> 00:14:14,382 Okay? 336 00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:19,715 ♪ rock music ♪ 337 00:14:19,798 --> 00:14:24,715 ♪♪♪ 338 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:28,090 Hello, everyone! My name is Debbie Gallagher, 339 00:14:28,174 --> 00:14:30,465 and I am a proud welder with a vagina, 340 00:14:30,548 --> 00:14:33,506 and I will stand for the wage gap no longer. 341 00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:36,340 I am here to look for strong, independent women 342 00:14:36,424 --> 00:14:38,506 who will stand up with me and say no. 343 00:14:38,590 --> 00:14:40,048 We need equal pay. 344 00:14:40,132 --> 00:14:42,090 We need to unite, ladies. 345 00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:44,548 We need to stick together, ladies. 346 00:14:44,631 --> 00:14:46,590 We... 347 00:14:46,673 --> 00:14:49,174 Uh, excuse me, sir, where are all the female employees? 348 00:14:49,257 --> 00:14:51,257 Buying pantsuits. 349 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:52,923 - [man] At the women's march. - [man] Sewing pussy hats. 350 00:14:53,007 --> 00:14:54,299 [man] Leanin' in! 351 00:14:54,382 --> 00:14:55,590 [man] I wish they'd lean over. 352 00:14:55,673 --> 00:14:57,756 Nice, nice, misogynistic dick. 353 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,465 ♪♪♪ 354 00:15:00,548 --> 00:15:03,590 [Jason] All right, um, 355 00:15:03,673 --> 00:15:06,548 so my name's Jason, 356 00:15:06,631 --> 00:15:10,132 and... I'm an alcoholic and an addict. 357 00:15:10,215 --> 00:15:11,882 - Hey, Jason. - Hi, Jason. 358 00:15:11,965 --> 00:15:13,590 [Jason] Sorry for having a kid with me. 359 00:15:13,673 --> 00:15:16,340 I didn't have anywhere else to take her. 360 00:15:16,424 --> 00:15:18,840 Her mom got busted six days ago. 361 00:15:18,923 --> 00:15:20,756 And I keep trying to take her to a shelter, 362 00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,965 but shelters don't let men with babies in, 363 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:25,048 so, 364 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:27,465 a lot of hard nights in the car. 365 00:15:27,548 --> 00:15:30,340 Uh, I was sober four days last week. 366 00:15:30,424 --> 00:15:33,215 Blew it two days ago. Blacked out. 367 00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,631 Woke up to her screaming. 368 00:15:37,007 --> 00:15:39,923 What I really want is a fucking hit. 369 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:42,007 But I came here, so... 370 00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:43,631 [man] Thanks for sharing, Jason. 371 00:15:43,715 --> 00:15:46,465 Anyone else? 372 00:15:46,548 --> 00:15:49,590 Okay, that's our time for today. 373 00:15:49,673 --> 00:15:51,007 - [clears throat] - All right, see ya. 374 00:15:51,090 --> 00:15:52,673 [clears throat] 375 00:15:52,756 --> 00:15:55,590 Wanna hit Patsy's for pie before work? 376 00:15:55,673 --> 00:15:57,382 It's kind of early for pie, no? 377 00:15:57,465 --> 00:15:59,215 It's never too early. 378 00:15:59,299 --> 00:16:00,756 Besides, they have breakfast pie. 379 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,048 - It's called "apple." - [scoffs] 380 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,798 Hey, uh, thanks for your share, man. 381 00:16:07,882 --> 00:16:09,715 Was it okay? 382 00:16:09,798 --> 00:16:12,424 I--I mean, it's weird telling everybody your shit. 383 00:16:12,506 --> 00:16:15,215 Yeah, no, you did good. Just, uh, keep coming back. 384 00:16:15,299 --> 00:16:17,882 Hey, actually, can I ask you something? 385 00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:19,673 Uh, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. 386 00:16:19,756 --> 00:16:22,257 I don't know how this is supposed to go. I-- 387 00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:25,590 Feels like I'm asking you out on a date or something. 388 00:16:25,673 --> 00:16:27,215 I need a sponsor. 389 00:16:27,299 --> 00:16:29,048 Wondering if you-- 390 00:16:29,132 --> 00:16:30,215 you'd be up to sponsoring me. 391 00:16:30,299 --> 00:16:32,257 Me? 392 00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:35,257 No, man, I'm--I'm the last guy you'd want to sponsor you. 393 00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:37,007 But, uh, 394 00:16:37,090 --> 00:16:38,756 you know, maybe ask Marshall. 395 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,007 [Jason] The guy with the walker? 396 00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:41,715 [Lip] Yeah. 397 00:16:41,798 --> 00:16:45,048 [snickers] I need somebody born after 1990. 398 00:16:45,132 --> 00:16:47,840 I mean, these people are all fucking dinosaurs. 399 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,048 No offense. 400 00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:51,548 None taken, shithead. 401 00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:55,590 [Jason] I feel like I could talk to you. 402 00:16:55,673 --> 00:16:57,548 Yeah, let me think about it, all right? 403 00:17:08,965 --> 00:17:10,923 What? 404 00:17:11,007 --> 00:17:13,882 [Brad] Let me think about it? 405 00:17:15,174 --> 00:17:18,424 It's unity, service, and recovery, man. 406 00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:21,090 Service. That guy needs you. 407 00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,506 I got enough people that need me. 408 00:17:22,590 --> 00:17:24,382 [scoffs] Boo-hoo-hoo. 409 00:17:24,465 --> 00:17:26,215 You're loved and in demand. 410 00:17:26,299 --> 00:17:27,299 [cell phone buzzes] 411 00:17:27,382 --> 00:17:29,174 Excuse me. 412 00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,715 Hello? 413 00:17:31,965 --> 00:17:33,090 Yeah. 414 00:17:35,631 --> 00:17:37,465 Shit, okay. Yeah, I'll be right there. 415 00:17:37,548 --> 00:17:40,090 All right. Yeah, I'll catch you later! 416 00:17:42,923 --> 00:17:44,590 [Charmaine] So Congressman Ubberman's office 417 00:17:44,673 --> 00:17:47,132 sent you over? Where's that form? 418 00:17:47,215 --> 00:17:48,715 Oh. [chuckles] 419 00:17:48,798 --> 00:17:50,798 Couple of routine questions. 420 00:17:50,882 --> 00:17:52,673 Why do you wanna be a mentor? 421 00:17:52,756 --> 00:17:54,965 I don't. 422 00:17:55,048 --> 00:17:57,340 Then, why are you here? 423 00:17:57,424 --> 00:18:00,923 I have to volunteer somewhere. 424 00:18:01,007 --> 00:18:04,715 What academic subjects could you tutor your mentee in? 425 00:18:06,631 --> 00:18:08,506 None. 426 00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:09,965 Special skills? 427 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,465 Steady hand with a knife, ma'am. 428 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,923 Like to cut things and watch 'em bleed. 429 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:19,424 I think I might know a place for you, 430 00:18:19,506 --> 00:18:22,132 and... [chuckles] I guarantee you 431 00:18:22,215 --> 00:18:25,840 they are in desperate need of volunteers. 432 00:18:25,923 --> 00:18:27,465 Here. 433 00:18:29,465 --> 00:18:32,048 Soothing Horizon? 434 00:18:32,132 --> 00:18:33,923 Sounds like a nail salon? 435 00:18:34,007 --> 00:18:35,715 It's not. 436 00:18:39,257 --> 00:18:42,132 Hi, I'm here, but I'm not here. I'm super late. 437 00:18:42,215 --> 00:18:44,174 - I just need shoes. - Okay. 438 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,007 [footsteps thump] 439 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:48,007 [TV playing indistinctly] 440 00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:50,673 [Fiona] Hey, whose shit is this in my closet? 441 00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:53,090 Mine. 442 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:55,048 What'd you do with that box of shoes? 443 00:18:55,132 --> 00:18:57,631 I need those red heels for my meeting. 444 00:18:57,715 --> 00:18:59,174 [Fiona] [scoffs] 445 00:18:59,257 --> 00:19:01,090 Oh, yeah, Gallaghers, that's great, 446 00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:05,174 just ram 'em under the stairs under some wet, moldy towels. 447 00:19:05,257 --> 00:19:07,132 Thank you very much. 448 00:19:08,673 --> 00:19:10,340 Why aren't you in school? 449 00:19:10,424 --> 00:19:12,756 I got expelled. 450 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:13,840 Why? 451 00:19:13,923 --> 00:19:15,424 Frank. 452 00:19:15,506 --> 00:19:17,174 What did he do? 453 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:18,882 [Liam] All the moms. 454 00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:21,548 He gave them venereal diseases. 455 00:19:21,631 --> 00:19:23,424 And they kicked you out? 456 00:19:23,506 --> 00:19:26,631 [TV continues indistinctly] 457 00:19:30,257 --> 00:19:32,215 Get in my car now. Come on. 458 00:19:32,299 --> 00:19:36,007 - [Liam] Ugh, okay. - [Fiona] Come on. 459 00:19:36,090 --> 00:19:39,048 ♪ jazzy music ♪ 460 00:19:39,132 --> 00:19:44,007 ♪♪♪ 461 00:19:46,257 --> 00:19:47,882 ♪ What makes a man? What breaks a man? ♪ 462 00:19:47,965 --> 00:19:48,882 ♪ Tell me what to do... ♪ 463 00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:50,382 - Oh. - Hey. 464 00:19:50,465 --> 00:19:52,257 Sorry, just surprised. 465 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:54,299 We don't see a lot of your type collecting signs. 466 00:19:54,382 --> 00:19:56,007 How many you got there? 467 00:19:56,090 --> 00:19:58,631 Twenty-two. 468 00:19:58,715 --> 00:20:01,590 Nice gig you got here, fencing signs. 469 00:20:01,673 --> 00:20:03,090 [chuckles] I'm the campaign manager. 470 00:20:03,174 --> 00:20:04,798 Jesus. 471 00:20:04,882 --> 00:20:06,756 How do I become a campaign manager? 472 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,090 - Hard to break in. Lot of hustle. 473 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:11,840 Took me a decade of policy law, and an MBA from Yale. 474 00:20:11,923 --> 00:20:13,798 Here you go. 475 00:20:13,882 --> 00:20:17,257 One ten, plus an extra ten bucks for your discretion. 476 00:20:17,340 --> 00:20:20,215 I could be a lot more discreet for 20. 477 00:20:20,299 --> 00:20:22,174 It's the going rate for nondisclosure 478 00:20:22,257 --> 00:20:23,965 on the South Side. 479 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,465 Okay. Here. 480 00:20:25,548 --> 00:20:26,882 Thanks again. 481 00:20:26,965 --> 00:20:29,257 Well, wait, what blocks still have signs? 482 00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:31,132 I could have another 50 by end of business. 483 00:20:31,215 --> 00:20:34,340 Oh, we'd rather give the work to the diversity hires. 484 00:20:34,424 --> 00:20:36,465 You understand. 485 00:20:36,548 --> 00:20:37,215 [Bailey] Vote Wyman! 486 00:20:37,299 --> 00:20:42,424 ♪♪♪ 487 00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:47,090 ♪♪♪ 488 00:20:48,132 --> 00:20:51,132 Yo, Kev, I'm so sorry, man. Hey, you girls all right? 489 00:20:51,215 --> 00:20:52,048 They're all right. 490 00:20:52,132 --> 00:20:53,965 Hi, hey, ma'am. 491 00:20:54,048 --> 00:20:55,382 Are you the one responsible for that little hood rat 492 00:20:55,465 --> 00:20:56,798 who stole my wallet? 493 00:20:56,882 --> 00:20:58,798 Yeah, look, I--I'm so sorry about that. 494 00:20:58,882 --> 00:21:00,673 Um, how much did she take? I--I can pay you back. 495 00:21:00,756 --> 00:21:02,132 She took the whole damn wallet. 496 00:21:02,215 --> 00:21:04,756 Eighty bucks, my ID, my credit cards. 497 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,424 Okay, all right, we can take care of that. 498 00:21:06,506 --> 00:21:10,174 Uh, here you go, there's 80, and, uh, I'll find it for you. 499 00:21:10,257 --> 00:21:11,382 I'll get it back to you, all right? 500 00:21:11,465 --> 00:21:14,923 I promise. Um... 501 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,590 Hey, did you see which way the--the girl went or... 502 00:21:17,673 --> 00:21:19,340 Not my problem. Tell that girl 503 00:21:19,424 --> 00:21:22,299 if I see her in the park again, I'm calling the cops. 504 00:21:25,756 --> 00:21:27,506 What about Briar Lane Academy? 505 00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:30,174 - Mm, where's that one? - Skokie. 506 00:21:30,257 --> 00:21:32,174 How're you gonna get up there every day? 507 00:21:32,257 --> 00:21:33,965 Those schools are for kids with nannies and drivers. 508 00:21:34,048 --> 00:21:36,132 You gotta find a school way closer to home. 509 00:21:36,215 --> 00:21:37,923 Or just go to Dyett. 510 00:21:38,007 --> 00:21:39,756 [Liam] I can't go to public school. 511 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,798 - Why not? - Hopkins made me soft. 512 00:21:41,882 --> 00:21:44,548 I have manners now. I eat paté. 513 00:21:44,631 --> 00:21:46,299 I put apricot oil on my cuticles. 514 00:21:46,382 --> 00:21:48,215 Well, there's three weeks of school left, 515 00:21:48,299 --> 00:21:50,798 - and you gotta go somewhere. - [cell phone chimes] 516 00:21:50,882 --> 00:21:52,424 Max Whitford says he's gonna be late. 517 00:21:52,506 --> 00:21:54,048 Classic power move. 518 00:21:54,132 --> 00:21:57,299 Can't we just see if Briar Lane Academy has a spot? 519 00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:59,590 Maybe they provide transportation? 520 00:21:59,673 --> 00:22:02,007 [Fiona] Fine, here, put the number in. 521 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,382 [line rings] 522 00:22:05,465 --> 00:22:06,756 [woman] Admissions. 523 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,715 Hi, there, I was calling to see 524 00:22:08,798 --> 00:22:10,548 whether you might have room in your-- 525 00:22:10,631 --> 00:22:13,382 [woman] Ethnicity of the student? 526 00:22:13,465 --> 00:22:14,965 Black. 527 00:22:15,048 --> 00:22:16,382 [woman] Sorry, we already have one. 528 00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:18,299 [Fiona] One what? 529 00:22:18,382 --> 00:22:20,048 [woman] Black student. Thanks for calling. 530 00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:21,673 [hangs up] 531 00:22:23,007 --> 00:22:25,715 [sighs] Sorry. 532 00:22:25,798 --> 00:22:27,756 I'll take you over to public school tomorrow. 533 00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,756 But today I have to impress this Whitford guy. 534 00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,840 Real estate agents always have something better 535 00:22:32,923 --> 00:22:34,798 than whatever it is they're showing you. 536 00:22:34,882 --> 00:22:37,506 You just have to convince them that you deserve to see it. 537 00:22:37,590 --> 00:22:39,548 He's also got fiduciary duty. 538 00:22:39,631 --> 00:22:42,424 We covered that in Ethics. And if you wanna impress him, 539 00:22:42,506 --> 00:22:44,965 use the word "artisanal" a lot. 540 00:22:45,048 --> 00:22:46,840 It's how fancy people say good. 541 00:22:46,923 --> 00:22:49,174 Artisanal cheese. Artisanal soap. 542 00:22:49,257 --> 00:22:50,673 Wow, where did you learn all this? 543 00:22:50,756 --> 00:22:52,798 Artisanal private school. 544 00:22:52,882 --> 00:22:54,590 Artisanal. 545 00:22:54,673 --> 00:22:57,548 ♪ upbeat music ♪ 546 00:22:57,631 --> 00:23:01,215 ♪♪♪ 547 00:23:01,299 --> 00:23:02,965 [Diego] Can I help you, sir? 548 00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,923 Yeah, I--I need to speak to the campaign manager. 549 00:23:06,007 --> 00:23:07,840 It's a--it's a matter of some urgency. 550 00:23:07,923 --> 00:23:10,840 He's at a fundraiser, but I'm the operations manager, Diego. 551 00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,965 All right, Operations Manager Diego, 552 00:23:13,048 --> 00:23:15,673 are you aware there are two whole city blocks 553 00:23:15,756 --> 00:23:17,424 with no Ruiz signs on them? 554 00:23:17,506 --> 00:23:19,299 Oh, I know, it's a problem. 555 00:23:19,382 --> 00:23:21,007 Crooked Eleanor Wyman pays the homeless to do it. 556 00:23:21,090 --> 00:23:23,048 - I mean, it's deplorable. - It's despicable. 557 00:23:23,132 --> 00:23:25,048 She's evil. 558 00:23:25,132 --> 00:23:28,506 Well, luckily, I have, uh, some experience in erecting signs. 559 00:23:28,590 --> 00:23:30,673 Maybe I could go around and replace them for you. 560 00:23:30,756 --> 00:23:32,132 - What do you guys pay? - Five bucks a sign. 561 00:23:32,215 --> 00:23:34,048 But, um, we try to hire local people. 562 00:23:34,132 --> 00:23:38,007 Hey, I'm as local as they come. South Side, born and bred. 563 00:23:38,090 --> 00:23:39,882 Uh, local Hispanic people. [chuckles] 564 00:23:39,965 --> 00:23:42,174 I am Hispanic. Frank Rodriguez. 565 00:23:42,257 --> 00:23:43,548 - Rodriguez? - Yeah. 566 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,090 My dad was, uh, Irish, but, uh, 567 00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:48,048 mamacita was Mexican. 568 00:23:48,132 --> 00:23:49,882 I'm a big, fat chimichanga. 569 00:23:49,965 --> 00:23:52,174 Hey, I'm gonna take 22 of these. 570 00:23:52,257 --> 00:23:54,174 Do you guys pay in advance? 571 00:23:54,257 --> 00:23:55,715 You're gonna have to meet us at the debate afterwards 572 00:23:55,798 --> 00:23:56,923 to get paid. That's where Alejandro, 573 00:23:57,007 --> 00:23:58,882 the campaign manager, is. 574 00:23:58,965 --> 00:24:01,382 All righty, then. 575 00:24:01,465 --> 00:24:02,965 Got it. 576 00:24:03,048 --> 00:24:04,756 - Go Wyman! - You mean Ruiz. 577 00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:06,299 What? 578 00:24:06,382 --> 00:24:07,715 Go Ruiz. 579 00:24:07,798 --> 00:24:10,090 Right. Arriba, arriba. 580 00:24:10,174 --> 00:24:12,923 [chuckles] 581 00:24:17,923 --> 00:24:19,673 [Geneva] [voice echoing] Ian. 582 00:24:19,756 --> 00:24:21,340 Ian, oh, my God. 583 00:24:21,424 --> 00:24:23,798 [giggles] 584 00:24:23,882 --> 00:24:27,048 Oh, my God. [laughs] 585 00:24:28,340 --> 00:24:30,756 Oh, my God, can you believe it? 586 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,756 We raised every dime ourselves. 587 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,923 - We? - Your disciples. 588 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:37,132 We crowdsourced your bail to get you out. 589 00:24:37,215 --> 00:24:38,007 I wasn't really done in there, though. 590 00:24:38,090 --> 00:24:39,590 Those guys need me. 591 00:24:39,673 --> 00:24:42,048 Oh, my God, so much exciting stuff has happened. 592 00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:44,132 We have sponsorship now. 593 00:24:44,215 --> 00:24:47,631 We're in 45 states, 1 mil strong on Insta. 594 00:24:47,715 --> 00:24:49,882 We're getting some of those conversion facilities 595 00:24:49,965 --> 00:24:51,798 closed down. Got money 596 00:24:51,882 --> 00:24:53,840 and pro bono lawyers working on it. 597 00:24:53,923 --> 00:24:56,756 Got you a defense attorney. [exhales deeply] 598 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,965 Okay, I'm sorry, I'm talking so fast. 599 00:24:59,048 --> 00:25:00,756 I'm just... 600 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:02,257 I'm really happy to see you. 601 00:25:05,048 --> 00:25:08,215 You ready to face your public? 602 00:25:08,299 --> 00:25:09,798 Come on. 603 00:25:09,882 --> 00:25:11,631 Come on! 604 00:25:11,715 --> 00:25:14,257 They've been waiting for hours. 605 00:25:14,340 --> 00:25:16,673 Here he is. Gay Jesus! 606 00:25:16,756 --> 00:25:19,882 [uproarious cheering] 607 00:25:27,465 --> 00:25:30,257 My name is Debbie Gallagher and I am a welder with a vagina, 608 00:25:30,340 --> 00:25:32,548 and I am here to stand up to patriarchy! 609 00:25:32,631 --> 00:25:35,548 I am looking for any and all female employees... 610 00:25:35,631 --> 00:25:37,132 - [man] Show us your pussy! - To stand up with me, 611 00:25:37,215 --> 00:25:38,590 and say no! 612 00:25:38,673 --> 00:25:40,340 We need to stick together, ladies. 613 00:25:40,424 --> 00:25:41,798 - [man] Sup, double Ds? - We will not be silent! 614 00:25:41,882 --> 00:25:44,590 Ow, you fucking dickhead. You almost hit my kid. 615 00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:47,090 'Ey, 'ey, 'ey, yo, lady, you gotta go. 616 00:25:47,174 --> 00:25:48,965 - You distracting my men. - They're a bunch of pig fucks. 617 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,007 [man] We see boobs! 618 00:25:51,090 --> 00:25:52,382 I am not leaving until I get to speak 619 00:25:52,465 --> 00:25:53,590 to one of your female employees. 620 00:25:53,673 --> 00:25:54,965 There aren't any. 621 00:25:55,048 --> 00:25:56,215 You don't have one female employee? 622 00:25:56,299 --> 00:25:58,923 No. 623 00:25:59,007 --> 00:26:00,840 So get your smelly cunt out of here. 624 00:26:00,923 --> 00:26:02,840 [man] [guffaws] 625 00:26:02,923 --> 00:26:05,840 ♪ rock music ♪ 626 00:26:07,798 --> 00:26:10,673 Yeah, well, I just think it's a little tacky 627 00:26:10,756 --> 00:26:13,673 to be doing business at a funeral, David. 628 00:26:13,756 --> 00:26:15,215 [Max] All right, well, you can tell him to come back 629 00:26:15,299 --> 00:26:16,882 with 740 firm or he can go fuck himself. 630 00:26:16,965 --> 00:26:18,798 Right. 631 00:26:18,882 --> 00:26:22,132 Sorry about that, I'm just slammed today. 632 00:26:22,215 --> 00:26:25,424 What can I say? Abundance, it's a real thing. 633 00:26:25,506 --> 00:26:27,132 So, what do you think? 634 00:26:27,215 --> 00:26:29,340 It's got good bones, but I'm really looking for 635 00:26:29,424 --> 00:26:33,923 something more upscale. More, uh, artisanal. 636 00:26:34,007 --> 00:26:36,965 [Max] Uh, I see. [chuckles] 637 00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:40,840 I think we know someone in common. 638 00:26:40,923 --> 00:26:42,007 Ford Kellogg? 639 00:26:42,090 --> 00:26:44,590 Uh--oh, God, the Irish guy? 640 00:26:44,673 --> 00:26:46,090 You're friends with him? 641 00:26:46,174 --> 00:26:47,590 Oh, no, not really. 642 00:26:47,673 --> 00:26:49,257 I just know him a little from around. 643 00:26:49,340 --> 00:26:51,299 Yeah, my boy Tobey hired him on a remodel. 644 00:26:51,382 --> 00:26:53,424 Nightmare. That joker 645 00:26:53,506 --> 00:26:55,424 took six months longer than he said he would. 646 00:26:55,506 --> 00:26:58,048 Charged three times more, and threw a temper tantrum 647 00:26:58,132 --> 00:27:00,174 about taking out some fucking wainscoting. 648 00:27:00,257 --> 00:27:02,756 Anyway, need a wood guy, just call me. 649 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:05,798 Okay, I appreciate that. 650 00:27:05,882 --> 00:27:08,257 So it's, uh, 540 firm, 651 00:27:08,340 --> 00:27:10,548 and I've got another offer on the table, so... 652 00:27:11,965 --> 00:27:14,465 What do you think the rental increase per square foot 653 00:27:14,548 --> 00:27:16,756 is gonna be year to year, with gentrification? 654 00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:20,215 At least 20%. Maybe more. 655 00:27:20,299 --> 00:27:22,756 Really? Huh. 656 00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:25,257 Aren't things actually leveling off, 657 00:27:25,340 --> 00:27:27,715 down a few percentage points last quarter? 658 00:27:27,798 --> 00:27:30,257 [Fiona] CBD heading towards an equilibrium? 659 00:27:30,340 --> 00:27:32,048 Sorry to interrupt. 660 00:27:32,132 --> 00:27:35,090 Fiona, gotta get you to your next closing by 1:00. 661 00:27:35,174 --> 00:27:37,756 [giggles] Who's this little guy? 662 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,756 [Fiona] This is my intern, Liam. 663 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,923 He's a prodigy. Anyway, 664 00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:42,215 nice to meet you, Mr....? 665 00:27:42,299 --> 00:27:43,882 Whitford. 666 00:27:43,965 --> 00:27:45,798 Here. 667 00:27:45,882 --> 00:27:47,631 Hey, you know what? 668 00:27:47,715 --> 00:27:50,299 You seem savvy. 669 00:27:50,382 --> 00:27:52,090 Why don't you let me show you something else? 670 00:27:52,174 --> 00:27:55,506 I got another property just off Malcolm X, not even listed yet. 671 00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:57,590 What do you say, can you push your 1:00? 672 00:27:57,673 --> 00:28:00,548 ♪ smooth funk music ♪ 673 00:28:00,631 --> 00:28:01,715 ♪♪♪ 674 00:28:01,798 --> 00:28:03,132 Okay, just this once. 675 00:28:03,215 --> 00:28:05,673 Fantastic. I'll text you the address. 676 00:28:05,756 --> 00:28:09,382 ♪♪♪ 677 00:28:09,465 --> 00:28:11,424 - [man] Look who's back1 - I'm bringing 'em back. 678 00:28:11,506 --> 00:28:13,340 [man] What the hell are you doing now? 679 00:28:13,424 --> 00:28:16,340 I'm bringing 'em back, asshole, just like I said I would. 680 00:28:16,424 --> 00:28:18,548 See? I'm bringing 'em. 681 00:28:18,631 --> 00:28:19,965 [Frank] Here they are. 682 00:28:20,048 --> 00:28:20,965 [man] I didn't ask for that sign! 683 00:28:21,048 --> 00:28:22,299 [Frank] Brand new, see? 684 00:28:22,382 --> 00:28:23,756 They were defective. 685 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,756 [man] I don't want any more signs! 686 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,257 It was defective. 687 00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:29,382 What are you, an idiot? Jesus. 688 00:28:29,465 --> 00:28:31,715 [man] Who you calling an idiot? 689 00:28:34,631 --> 00:28:36,048 [bell rings] 690 00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:40,340 [dogs squealing, barking] 691 00:28:43,299 --> 00:28:45,299 Can I help you? 692 00:28:45,382 --> 00:28:48,007 Yeah, heard you guys might be in need of some volunteers. 693 00:28:48,090 --> 00:28:50,257 You wanna volunteer? Here? 694 00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:52,923 Yes, sir. I'm in need of some documented community service. 695 00:28:53,007 --> 00:28:54,048 Trying to get into West Point. 696 00:28:54,132 --> 00:28:57,132 Well, great. Military boy, huh? 697 00:28:57,215 --> 00:28:59,673 Yeah, strong stomach. Perfect. 698 00:28:59,756 --> 00:29:01,715 How much can you bench, son? 'Cause these sons of bitches 699 00:29:01,798 --> 00:29:03,299 can get heavy. 700 00:29:03,382 --> 00:29:05,882 Uh, what is it exactly you guys are doing here? 701 00:29:05,965 --> 00:29:07,132 Well, come on back, I'll show you. 702 00:29:07,215 --> 00:29:09,215 [dogs whining] 703 00:29:09,299 --> 00:29:11,465 [dog panting] 704 00:29:11,548 --> 00:29:14,299 Got a, uh, 15-year-old Rottweiler in there 705 00:29:14,382 --> 00:29:16,756 and a pair of 16-year-old Mastiffs. 706 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,715 Should be done in a second. 707 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:19,299 Done? 708 00:29:19,382 --> 00:29:22,257 Yeah. Only takes three or four minutes, 709 00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:24,506 if you get the, uh, hose on the tailpipe right. 710 00:29:24,590 --> 00:29:27,257 [engine humming] 711 00:29:28,424 --> 00:29:30,048 You're killing dogs? 712 00:29:30,132 --> 00:29:33,673 Yeah. That's the service we offer the community, son. 713 00:29:33,756 --> 00:29:38,590 Euthanasia for elderly, and, uh, terminally ill dogs. 714 00:29:38,673 --> 00:29:40,590 I'm a retired vet. 715 00:29:40,673 --> 00:29:43,756 Had my own practice for, uh, 38 years. 716 00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:46,756 And I got sick of seeing these poor people around here 717 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,631 shooting their own dogs in the street when they got old, 718 00:29:49,715 --> 00:29:52,548 toss 'em in dumpsters and drop 'em off the bridge 719 00:29:52,631 --> 00:29:55,424 with a--with a cinderblock tied to their paw. 720 00:29:55,506 --> 00:29:58,756 And all because they couldn't afford the $150 721 00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,506 to put 'em down at the vet's. 722 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,923 Well, now they can call Soothing Horizon. 723 00:30:03,007 --> 00:30:06,715 We pick 'em up, bring 'em here, and let 'em go peaceful. 724 00:30:06,798 --> 00:30:07,965 In a gas chamber? 725 00:30:08,048 --> 00:30:09,465 Yep. 726 00:30:09,548 --> 00:30:11,631 ♪♪♪ 727 00:30:11,715 --> 00:30:13,424 Uh... 728 00:30:13,506 --> 00:30:15,382 Banjo and Lucky are dead. 729 00:30:15,465 --> 00:30:16,923 [dog whimpers, thumps] 730 00:30:17,007 --> 00:30:19,840 Skippy too. Come on, grab a leg. 731 00:30:19,923 --> 00:30:21,299 ♪♪♪ 732 00:30:21,382 --> 00:30:22,882 Did you see his face 733 00:30:22,965 --> 00:30:25,090 when I called out his 20% lie? 734 00:30:25,174 --> 00:30:27,882 He was like, "Ah, damn!" 735 00:30:27,965 --> 00:30:30,923 God, we crushed it back there. 736 00:30:31,007 --> 00:30:32,590 Did you find another private school? 737 00:30:32,673 --> 00:30:35,465 No, but there are 57 private schools in Chicago. 738 00:30:35,548 --> 00:30:37,215 One must need a token. 739 00:30:37,299 --> 00:30:38,631 And stop fidgeting with your hair. 740 00:30:38,715 --> 00:30:40,631 It reads weak. 741 00:30:40,715 --> 00:30:43,215 ♪ foreboding rock music ♪ 742 00:30:43,299 --> 00:30:44,506 [Ruiz] Two hundred grand... 743 00:30:44,590 --> 00:30:46,840 Campaign Manager Alejan-- 744 00:30:46,923 --> 00:30:48,923 [Ruiz] Speaking engagement at the Black Corporate Officers 745 00:30:49,007 --> 00:30:51,257 of America Conference. And where did my opponent... 746 00:30:51,340 --> 00:30:53,548 -[Ruiz] ...put that money? - Are you Alejandro? 747 00:30:53,631 --> 00:30:55,965 Right in her pocket. 748 00:30:56,048 --> 00:30:57,965 [Wyman] If by "pocket" Isaac Ruiz means my campaign... 749 00:30:58,048 --> 00:30:59,299 - [Wyman] ...then yes... - Alejandro? 750 00:30:59,382 --> 00:31:01,174 - No. - [Wyman] ...I am guilty. 751 00:31:01,257 --> 00:31:03,090 Guilty of trying to represent my constituents 752 00:31:03,174 --> 00:31:05,424 by staying in office. 753 00:31:05,506 --> 00:31:08,923 And Isaac Ruiz is one to talk. He's a Republican businessman. 754 00:31:09,007 --> 00:31:13,132 Took a $500,000 donation from the Mexican Youth 755 00:31:13,215 --> 00:31:16,257 Soccer Organization and then announced massive plans 756 00:31:16,340 --> 00:31:20,424 to turn our baseball fields into turf soccer fields. 757 00:31:20,506 --> 00:31:22,715 Hey, what--what's going on here? 758 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:24,756 [man] It's the Ruiz/Wyman debate. 759 00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:27,882 They are the congressional candidates from this district. 760 00:31:27,965 --> 00:31:29,299 Congress, huh? 761 00:31:29,382 --> 00:31:32,048 ...To turn this condemned eye sore 762 00:31:32,132 --> 00:31:35,756 into an LGBTQ Latino Center of South Side. 763 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,631 [cheers and applause] 764 00:31:37,715 --> 00:31:39,007 [Ruiz] What about the hardworking 765 00:31:39,090 --> 00:31:40,756 African-American citizens 766 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,215 who want a Martin Luther King African Art Center 767 00:31:43,299 --> 00:31:44,340 in that brewery? 768 00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:46,923 Hey, um... 769 00:31:47,007 --> 00:31:48,424 you Alejandro? 770 00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:50,923 Uh, yes. Uh, sir, uh, sorry. 771 00:31:51,007 --> 00:31:52,465 - Contributions are over there. - No, no, no. 772 00:31:52,548 --> 00:31:55,340 I--I wanna get paid. I, uh--I put up signs. 773 00:31:55,424 --> 00:31:58,132 A hundred and ten dollars. 774 00:31:58,215 --> 00:32:00,215 So, uh... [clears throat] 775 00:32:00,299 --> 00:32:04,299 You must be Frank Rodriguez? 776 00:32:04,382 --> 00:32:07,590 In the flesh. 777 00:32:07,673 --> 00:32:09,174 Thank you, mi amigo. 778 00:32:09,257 --> 00:32:12,132 [cheers and applause] 779 00:32:14,798 --> 00:32:18,590 Here at Basic we have a strict "no nothing" policy. 780 00:32:18,673 --> 00:32:22,257 No acting up, no crying, and no snitching. 781 00:32:22,340 --> 00:32:24,465 What happens at Basic stays at Basic. 782 00:32:24,548 --> 00:32:26,673 [woman] That toilet's not gonna clean itself, little missy. 783 00:32:26,756 --> 00:32:28,382 Get down in there. 784 00:32:28,465 --> 00:32:31,257 [Rita] Come on, keep coming. 785 00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:34,174 Through here. 786 00:32:34,257 --> 00:32:35,798 ♪ downtrodden rock music ♪ 787 00:32:35,882 --> 00:32:38,007 This is our infant area. 788 00:32:38,090 --> 00:32:41,798 And out here is where we hold our older kids. 789 00:32:41,882 --> 00:32:44,590 We call it the Imagination Area. 790 00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:47,465 [truck honks] 791 00:32:47,548 --> 00:32:48,715 Where are the toys? 792 00:32:48,798 --> 00:32:50,631 Bunnies? 793 00:32:50,715 --> 00:32:52,590 See, that's just it. You use your imagination. 794 00:32:52,673 --> 00:32:54,424 You imagine toys. 795 00:32:54,506 --> 00:32:56,257 ♪♪♪ 796 00:32:56,340 --> 00:32:59,673 [Max] So... [clears throat] 797 00:32:59,756 --> 00:33:02,048 - Doesn't look like much. - Yet. 798 00:33:02,132 --> 00:33:04,048 But this is a killer opportunity. 799 00:33:04,132 --> 00:33:05,923 Trust me, everything on this block 800 00:33:06,007 --> 00:33:08,631 is gonna quadruple in value in the next five years. 801 00:33:08,715 --> 00:33:11,548 You could put in a cold slab ice cream store there. 802 00:33:11,631 --> 00:33:14,007 A yoga studio. Pilates. 803 00:33:14,090 --> 00:33:15,382 Sky's the limit. 804 00:33:15,465 --> 00:33:17,007 Why quadruple? 805 00:33:17,090 --> 00:33:18,215 There's a new project coming in down the street. 806 00:33:18,299 --> 00:33:20,756 Not announced yet. 807 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,798 The nursing home rumor is true? 808 00:33:22,882 --> 00:33:24,882 Yeah. 809 00:33:24,965 --> 00:33:26,673 We're putting in another Sunset Brook Senior Care Center. 810 00:33:26,756 --> 00:33:28,382 [Fiona] Wow. 811 00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:30,090 [Max] Nobody wants to change parental diapers. 812 00:33:30,174 --> 00:33:31,673 It's sad, right? 813 00:33:31,756 --> 00:33:34,882 Lack of gratitude for our most vulnerable. 814 00:33:34,965 --> 00:33:37,007 Anyways, there's a Whole Foods coming in down the street. 815 00:33:37,090 --> 00:33:39,965 Serving this up to you in a silver platter. 816 00:33:41,257 --> 00:33:43,048 Any way to get in on the Sunset Brook deal? 817 00:33:43,132 --> 00:33:45,340 [chuckles] No, no, I'm sorry. I'm way oversubscribed 818 00:33:45,424 --> 00:33:46,673 on that as it is. I mean, I had to fight 819 00:33:46,756 --> 00:33:48,506 to get my own money into it. 820 00:33:48,590 --> 00:33:51,715 But this is the opportunity right here. 821 00:33:51,798 --> 00:33:53,382 So, interested? 822 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:56,048 In Sunset Brook I am. 823 00:33:56,132 --> 00:33:58,424 Listen, I gotta get to a drinks thing at Fig & Cherry, 824 00:33:58,506 --> 00:34:00,132 but if either of the properties I showed you interest you, 825 00:34:00,215 --> 00:34:01,840 just give me a call. 826 00:34:01,923 --> 00:34:03,965 Unless you wanna come along for drinks. 827 00:34:04,048 --> 00:34:06,174 Drinks could turn into dinner, it could turn into... 828 00:34:06,257 --> 00:34:09,257 maybe more. 829 00:34:09,340 --> 00:34:12,590 You should really let me in on this Sunset Brook deal. 830 00:34:12,673 --> 00:34:14,715 I got cash in hand. I know the neighborhood. 831 00:34:14,798 --> 00:34:17,506 Drinks? Yay, nay? 832 00:34:17,590 --> 00:34:19,756 I think I already have a thing, don't I? 833 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,299 Dinner with investors. 834 00:34:21,382 --> 00:34:22,798 We needed to leave five minutes ago. 835 00:34:22,882 --> 00:34:25,174 [Fiona] Well, nice to meet you. 836 00:34:25,257 --> 00:34:26,756 Absolutely, let's stay in touch. 837 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:31,215 I'll see you, Lance. Stay fresh. 838 00:34:31,299 --> 00:34:33,048 [Liam] What a douchebag. 839 00:34:33,132 --> 00:34:34,631 [Fiona] Beyond. 840 00:34:34,715 --> 00:34:36,840 [engine starts, rap music plays on stereo] 841 00:34:51,174 --> 00:34:53,340 [car honks] 842 00:34:54,965 --> 00:34:57,090 [Lip] Hey! 843 00:34:57,174 --> 00:34:59,506 Hey. 844 00:34:59,590 --> 00:35:01,090 Xan, stop! 845 00:35:02,756 --> 00:35:03,631 Xan. 846 00:35:05,965 --> 00:35:07,340 Xan. 847 00:35:07,424 --> 00:35:08,798 Come here. Come here. 848 00:35:08,882 --> 00:35:10,590 - You stop trying to hit me. - Get off of me. 849 00:35:10,673 --> 00:35:12,506 I'm not going back to DCFS. 850 00:35:12,590 --> 00:35:14,132 What are you talking-- [grunts] 851 00:35:14,215 --> 00:35:15,132 Fuck! 852 00:35:15,215 --> 00:35:18,174 Would you stop? 853 00:35:18,257 --> 00:35:22,007 I didn't call DCFS, dumbass. I'm on your side. 854 00:35:22,090 --> 00:35:24,340 Jesus Christ. 855 00:35:24,424 --> 00:35:26,048 The hell's going on with you? 856 00:35:28,007 --> 00:35:30,007 Can't leave toddlers in the park, Xan. 857 00:35:30,090 --> 00:35:31,590 The lady was gonna call the cops on me. 858 00:35:31,673 --> 00:35:34,882 Yeah, well, why were you stealing from her? 859 00:35:34,965 --> 00:35:36,673 I would've given you the money. 860 00:35:39,132 --> 00:35:41,382 What'd you need the money for anyway? 861 00:35:41,465 --> 00:35:43,257 My mom. 862 00:35:45,798 --> 00:35:47,548 Your mom's around? 863 00:35:47,631 --> 00:35:49,548 No, but she has a P.O. box 864 00:35:49,631 --> 00:35:51,424 at the mailbox place around the corner. 865 00:35:51,506 --> 00:35:53,215 That's where she gets her SNAP benefits, 866 00:35:53,299 --> 00:35:56,174 so I try to leave a little money there for when I can. 867 00:36:03,590 --> 00:36:06,506 You can't be doing that shit, all right? 868 00:36:09,299 --> 00:36:13,465 All right, my mom, she was always disappearing, okay? 869 00:36:13,548 --> 00:36:15,631 Always asking me for money, but you can't do it. 870 00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:18,174 She doesn't ask me. 871 00:36:18,257 --> 00:36:19,590 ♪ gentle guitar music ♪ 872 00:36:19,673 --> 00:36:22,215 Okay. 873 00:36:22,299 --> 00:36:27,048 ♪♪♪ 874 00:36:27,132 --> 00:36:29,007 Listen, I'm gonna put some money in your mom's P.O. box, 875 00:36:29,090 --> 00:36:30,590 all right? 876 00:36:30,673 --> 00:36:34,048 But you cannot do this again. 877 00:36:34,132 --> 00:36:36,798 M'kay. 878 00:36:36,882 --> 00:36:38,798 All right. 879 00:36:38,882 --> 00:36:40,340 ♪♪♪ 880 00:36:40,424 --> 00:36:42,840 [exhales deeply] 881 00:36:42,923 --> 00:36:45,882 ♪♪♪ 882 00:36:45,965 --> 00:36:47,424 Where's that lady's wallet, huh? 883 00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:49,340 She's pissed as shit. 884 00:36:49,424 --> 00:36:50,798 In a dumpster on Ellis. 885 00:36:52,923 --> 00:36:55,715 ♪♪♪ 886 00:36:55,798 --> 00:36:59,673 - Where are you going? - Dumpster diving. 887 00:36:59,756 --> 00:37:01,673 Coming? 888 00:37:01,756 --> 00:37:06,715 ♪♪♪ 889 00:37:06,798 --> 00:37:08,215 [Frances] And then the puppy said, 890 00:37:08,299 --> 00:37:09,715 "Let's be friends, Kitty." 891 00:37:09,798 --> 00:37:11,506 And Kitty felt afraid, 892 00:37:11,590 --> 00:37:14,048 because cats are supposed to be scared of dogs. 893 00:37:14,132 --> 00:37:16,382 But Kitty decided to be brave 894 00:37:16,465 --> 00:37:20,215 because dogs and cats can be best friends. 895 00:37:20,299 --> 00:37:23,424 [applause] 896 00:37:26,174 --> 00:37:28,424 - Great puppet show, Sister. - [Frances] Thank you. 897 00:37:28,506 --> 00:37:30,756 The children help make the puppets out of donated clothes 898 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:31,923 - and milk cartons. - [Kev] Mm! 899 00:37:32,007 --> 00:37:33,506 Teaches creativity and recycling. 900 00:37:33,590 --> 00:37:36,673 Mm! Let's cut to the chase, Sister. 901 00:37:36,756 --> 00:37:38,506 How much? 902 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:39,923 Well, we try to keep tuition affordable, 903 00:37:40,007 --> 00:37:41,798 so we only charge $150 a week, 904 00:37:41,882 --> 00:37:44,424 but we do need your child to be baptized. 905 00:37:44,506 --> 00:37:45,715 Is your little one baptized? 906 00:37:45,798 --> 00:37:47,340 - 100%. - Baptized. 907 00:37:47,424 --> 00:37:50,132 Dunked in the water. We're very religious. 908 00:37:50,215 --> 00:37:52,257 We pray every night and we put those dirty crosses 909 00:37:52,340 --> 00:37:53,382 on our faces. 910 00:37:53,465 --> 00:37:55,090 He means on Ash Wednesday. 911 00:37:55,174 --> 00:37:56,382 [Kev] Sometimes Thursdays too. 912 00:37:56,465 --> 00:37:58,048 We are down with the Christ. 913 00:38:00,048 --> 00:38:01,923 Then the one spot we have open is all yours, 914 00:38:02,007 --> 00:38:03,923 Mr. and Mrs. Ball. 915 00:38:04,007 --> 00:38:05,756 Sorry, did you say one spot? 916 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:07,840 [Frances] Yes, you're in luck. 917 00:38:07,923 --> 00:38:10,882 Little Emily-Jo joined her parents on their Sudan mission. 918 00:38:12,965 --> 00:38:16,257 ♪ upbeat rock music ♪ 919 00:38:16,340 --> 00:38:19,590 [cheering, overlapping chatter] 920 00:38:19,673 --> 00:38:21,132 [man] Ian, we love you! 921 00:38:21,215 --> 00:38:26,007 ♪♪♪ 922 00:38:28,590 --> 00:38:30,506 [indistinct shouting] 923 00:38:30,590 --> 00:38:35,673 ♪♪♪ 924 00:38:37,382 --> 00:38:38,923 Are you okay? 925 00:38:39,007 --> 00:38:41,465 Yeah. Just used to being in lock up. 926 00:38:41,548 --> 00:38:43,756 [chuckles] Right. 927 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,965 - Who are all these people? - They're the movement. 928 00:38:46,048 --> 00:38:48,048 This is Jo, Beth, Sara, Monte, and Kimby, 929 00:38:48,132 --> 00:38:49,340 our Senior Council. 930 00:38:49,424 --> 00:38:51,007 Let's get you to the conference room. 931 00:38:51,090 --> 00:38:52,673 We told them only one selfie per person. 932 00:38:52,756 --> 00:38:54,590 - Selfies? - Our donors. 933 00:38:54,673 --> 00:38:56,882 If you give 1K or more, you get a step and repeat 934 00:38:56,965 --> 00:38:58,590 - with Gay Jesus. - Wait. Geneva, donors? 935 00:38:58,673 --> 00:39:00,007 [Geneva] For your bail. 936 00:39:00,090 --> 00:39:03,340 It's exciting, isn't it? How much we've grown. 937 00:39:03,465 --> 00:39:06,215 Because of you, thanks to you. 938 00:39:06,299 --> 00:39:08,174 Oh, give 'em the index cards. 939 00:39:08,257 --> 00:39:09,882 [Geneva] Monte wrote a statement for you. 940 00:39:09,965 --> 00:39:13,465 He used to work in publicity for Leo Burnett. 941 00:39:13,548 --> 00:39:16,257 "My harrowing and abusive time in jail"? 942 00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:18,174 Good, right? 943 00:39:18,257 --> 00:39:19,840 Prison was inspiring. 944 00:39:19,923 --> 00:39:21,840 Well, just emphasize your oppression as a gay man 945 00:39:21,923 --> 00:39:23,798 and the daily violence you endured. 946 00:39:25,090 --> 00:39:26,506 What is this? 947 00:39:26,590 --> 00:39:27,923 Oh, that's all the van torchings we've done. 948 00:39:28,007 --> 00:39:29,132 We're doing more tomorrow in your honor. 949 00:39:29,215 --> 00:39:31,090 Why? 950 00:39:31,174 --> 00:39:33,923 It's become a symbol of freeing kids from oppression. 951 00:39:34,007 --> 00:39:37,090 Oh. [chuckles] We got you this to wear. 952 00:39:37,174 --> 00:39:40,007 [exhales deeply] It'll make a great picture for the website. 953 00:39:40,090 --> 00:39:43,465 - Am I allowed to take a piss? - Sure, yeah, of course. 954 00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:45,673 It--it's around the corner, just make it quick. 955 00:39:45,756 --> 00:39:47,257 Press conference starts in ten. 956 00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:48,257 [door slams] 957 00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:53,506 ♪♪♪ 958 00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:03,506 ♪♪♪ 959 00:40:04,923 --> 00:40:08,048 ♪ Watch us disappear ♪ 960 00:40:08,132 --> 00:40:10,382 ♪ Back into the ether ♪ 961 00:40:10,465 --> 00:40:13,132 ♪♪♪ 962 00:40:13,215 --> 00:40:15,215 One point seven million. 963 00:40:15,299 --> 00:40:17,090 You hear that? 964 00:40:17,174 --> 00:40:19,424 And the Sunset Brook up in Evanston sold two years 965 00:40:19,506 --> 00:40:22,465 after initial acquisition with a $2 million profit. 966 00:40:22,548 --> 00:40:24,882 That piece of shit is sitting on a golden egg, 967 00:40:24,965 --> 00:40:26,882 and he's trying to unload that dump on me 968 00:40:26,965 --> 00:40:28,840 that hasn't been renovated since the '80s 969 00:40:28,923 --> 00:40:31,340 and has been on the market since--I--when, Liam? 970 00:40:31,424 --> 00:40:34,257 February. Asking price went down on Looper yesterday. 971 00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:36,382 - Unbelievable. - 'Cause he's a dick. 972 00:40:36,465 --> 00:40:37,882 [Ford] I told you that. 973 00:40:37,965 --> 00:40:39,299 The nursing home offering is still online. 974 00:40:39,382 --> 00:40:41,090 It says there's five partnership spots left. 975 00:40:41,174 --> 00:40:44,132 ♪ funky music ♪ 976 00:40:44,215 --> 00:40:46,340 ♪♪♪ 977 00:40:46,424 --> 00:40:48,340 [Fiona] Oh, he's a fucking liar. 978 00:40:48,424 --> 00:40:50,299 He's putting the whole thing together and he wrote me off 979 00:40:50,382 --> 00:40:51,882 as dollar store trash? 980 00:40:51,965 --> 00:40:54,340 'Cause he's a dick. I told you that. 981 00:40:54,424 --> 00:40:57,090 Can you stop reminding me that you were right? 982 00:40:57,174 --> 00:40:58,506 He try to sleep with you as well? 983 00:40:58,590 --> 00:41:00,715 Yes, he tried to sleep with me. 984 00:41:00,798 --> 00:41:02,840 No, he didn't take me seriously. 985 00:41:02,923 --> 00:41:05,048 And yes, you were completely right. 986 00:41:05,132 --> 00:41:07,174 And he's not gonna get away with it. 987 00:41:07,257 --> 00:41:09,215 Sunset Brook is coming to my neighborhood. 988 00:41:09,299 --> 00:41:11,590 It's coming to my backyard. It's gonna print money. 989 00:41:11,673 --> 00:41:13,756 [Fiona] And I want in. Come on, Liam. 990 00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,673 Where are we going? 991 00:41:15,756 --> 00:41:19,340 To take what's ours. 992 00:41:19,424 --> 00:41:22,048 [dogs barking in the distance] 993 00:41:22,132 --> 00:41:25,965 Don't worry, Sergeant, he won't feel any pain. 994 00:41:26,048 --> 00:41:27,923 The injection doesn't hurt. 995 00:41:28,007 --> 00:41:31,798 And he'll be buried in a grassy field down by the lake. 996 00:41:31,882 --> 00:41:33,215 [Jordan] That's a great comfort to me. 997 00:41:33,299 --> 00:41:35,132 Thank you. I love Biscuit. 998 00:41:35,215 --> 00:41:37,174 [Ralph] Of course you do. And he loves you. 999 00:41:37,257 --> 00:41:39,132 When you're ready, we'll begin. 1000 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:43,382 Put the music on. 1001 00:41:43,465 --> 00:41:45,965 [Ralph] And, uh, toss some rose pedals. 1002 00:41:46,048 --> 00:41:47,174 Not all of them. 1003 00:41:47,257 --> 00:41:49,215 Save some for the others. 1004 00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:51,215 [gentle choral music playing on stereo] 1005 00:41:51,299 --> 00:41:55,424 There's my boy. There's my good boy. 1006 00:41:55,506 --> 00:41:57,756 God, he's a service dog? 1007 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,590 Yep, General Biscuit's been with me since Afghanistan. 1008 00:42:01,673 --> 00:42:03,923 I lost an eye. 1009 00:42:04,007 --> 00:42:05,382 I gained a best friend. 1010 00:42:05,465 --> 00:42:07,756 [sniffles, pats Biscuit] 1011 00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:10,215 through thick and thin, eh, buddy? 1012 00:42:10,299 --> 00:42:13,007 ♪ Lord be with you ♪ 1013 00:42:13,090 --> 00:42:17,132 ♪ Till we meet again ♪ 1014 00:42:17,215 --> 00:42:18,965 ♪♪♪ 1015 00:42:19,048 --> 00:42:20,590 [rock music playing on stereo] 1016 00:42:20,673 --> 00:42:23,174 Over there, all right? Yo. 1017 00:42:23,257 --> 00:42:26,048 So where the hell was she? 1018 00:42:26,132 --> 00:42:28,007 Oh, it's a long story. Sorry I'm so late. 1019 00:42:28,090 --> 00:42:30,840 I'll work tonight, make up for it. 1020 00:42:30,923 --> 00:42:32,798 Don't worry about it. 1021 00:42:32,882 --> 00:42:34,631 [Lip] Hey, could you, uh, toss me the torque wrench? 1022 00:42:34,715 --> 00:42:36,631 Yeah. 1023 00:42:36,715 --> 00:42:39,007 ♪♪♪ 1024 00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:40,340 Thanks. 1025 00:42:43,756 --> 00:42:46,299 What's up? 1026 00:42:46,382 --> 00:42:50,257 ♪♪♪ 1027 00:42:50,340 --> 00:42:53,257 I wanna tell you something. As a friend. 1028 00:42:53,340 --> 00:42:56,631 Are you coming out to me, man? 1029 00:42:56,715 --> 00:42:58,631 You should sponsor that guy with the baby. 1030 00:42:58,715 --> 00:43:00,590 [chuckles] Fuck. 1031 00:43:00,673 --> 00:43:02,631 It's the next stage in your sobriety, you're ready. 1032 00:43:02,715 --> 00:43:04,965 [exhales deeply] 1033 00:43:05,048 --> 00:43:06,965 What am I supposed to say to that guy, Brad, huh? 1034 00:43:07,048 --> 00:43:09,382 "You can do it"? 1035 00:43:09,465 --> 00:43:12,715 - I can barely do it myself. - Then so say that to him. 1036 00:43:12,798 --> 00:43:15,174 Look, you've already been a sponsor without knowing it. 1037 00:43:15,257 --> 00:43:17,590 Look what you did for Youens, and for me. 1038 00:43:17,673 --> 00:43:19,424 ♪♪♪ 1039 00:43:19,506 --> 00:43:21,424 I got enough shit to be stressed about, all right? 1040 00:43:21,506 --> 00:43:23,340 Lip. 1041 00:43:23,424 --> 00:43:25,590 Helping another AA member is a hell of a lot better 1042 00:43:25,673 --> 00:43:28,590 for your sobriety than chasing after a kid who's not yours. 1043 00:43:28,673 --> 00:43:31,215 ♪♪♪ 1044 00:43:31,299 --> 00:43:33,631 Gallaghers don't sponsor. We get sponsored. 1045 00:43:33,715 --> 00:43:35,174 It's in our DNA. 1046 00:43:35,257 --> 00:43:37,215 Well, maybe you're more than your DNA. 1047 00:43:37,299 --> 00:43:40,215 At least I think you are. 1048 00:43:40,299 --> 00:43:42,424 ♪♪♪ 1049 00:43:43,506 --> 00:43:45,798 I gotta take a leak. You take 'em in there 1050 00:43:45,882 --> 00:43:47,382 and, uh, give 'em some treats 1051 00:43:47,465 --> 00:43:50,257 and, uh, make 'em feel real comfy and then get started. 1052 00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:53,007 Uh, you know, maybe we could wait a second. 1053 00:43:53,090 --> 00:43:54,882 Wait for what? 1054 00:43:54,965 --> 00:43:58,340 I mean, let 'em die naturally. They're practically dead. 1055 00:43:58,424 --> 00:44:00,631 Plus Biscuit's a vet. Deserves better. 1056 00:44:00,715 --> 00:44:02,715 I couldn't agree with you more, son, 1057 00:44:02,798 --> 00:44:04,548 but I'm a not-for-profit. 1058 00:44:04,631 --> 00:44:07,090 I get 20, 25 dogs through here a week. 1059 00:44:07,174 --> 00:44:11,090 That's a lot of dog food, doggy diapers, medications. 1060 00:44:11,174 --> 00:44:14,631 Some of them need a senior diet, and that's twice as much. 1061 00:44:14,715 --> 00:44:17,673 So, uh, get started. Chop chop. 1062 00:44:23,424 --> 00:44:25,090 - [knocking on door] - [Debbie] It's open! 1063 00:44:25,174 --> 00:44:28,090 I'll be right down, Farhad. 1064 00:44:28,174 --> 00:44:31,882 [Alex] Hello? Looking for Debbie Gallagher. 1065 00:44:31,965 --> 00:44:34,215 What the fuck are you doing here? 1066 00:44:34,299 --> 00:44:35,465 [Alex] Can I talk to you a minute? 1067 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:37,506 No. How did you find me? 1068 00:44:37,590 --> 00:44:39,840 You told everyone in Chicago your name is Debbie Gallagher 1069 00:44:39,923 --> 00:44:41,840 and you're a welder with a vagina. 1070 00:44:41,923 --> 00:44:43,590 - [Alex] Not hard to find. - What do you want? 1071 00:44:43,673 --> 00:44:46,174 - I'm gonna be late. - I lied to you this morning. 1072 00:44:46,257 --> 00:44:48,465 There is another woman on my site. 1073 00:44:48,548 --> 00:44:49,840 Who? 1074 00:44:49,923 --> 00:44:52,174 Me. 1075 00:44:52,257 --> 00:44:54,174 [chuckles] You're a woman? 1076 00:44:54,257 --> 00:44:56,382 I don't wanna get paid 1/3 of what the dudes make. 1077 00:44:56,465 --> 00:44:58,340 It's bullshit. 1078 00:44:58,424 --> 00:45:00,673 [Alex] My last job I was the best electrician on site. 1079 00:45:00,756 --> 00:45:02,048 Foreman paid me 1/3 of what the guys got. 1080 00:45:02,132 --> 00:45:04,257 Now, I got a good gig, 1081 00:45:04,340 --> 00:45:07,007 but you saw how Neanderthal them jokers can be. 1082 00:45:07,090 --> 00:45:08,340 I'm in the lion's den. 1083 00:45:08,424 --> 00:45:11,007 I had to pull a Boys Don't Cry. 1084 00:45:11,090 --> 00:45:13,382 Wow. That's hardcore. 1085 00:45:13,465 --> 00:45:16,340 You can't tell. My foreman's a piece of dog shit. 1086 00:45:16,424 --> 00:45:19,299 ♪ rock music ♪ 1087 00:45:19,382 --> 00:45:21,007 Oh, sorry, I don't mean stare at you. 1088 00:45:21,090 --> 00:45:23,007 You just really look like a dude. 1089 00:45:23,090 --> 00:45:26,465 Yeah, yeah, I--I know. [chuckles] 1090 00:45:26,548 --> 00:45:29,506 Ah, shit, I gotta go. I'm gonna be late for work. 1091 00:45:29,590 --> 00:45:32,631 Yeah. Um... 1092 00:45:32,715 --> 00:45:34,215 [Alex] what time do you get off? 1093 00:45:34,299 --> 00:45:36,090 Maybe you wanna grab a beer later, 1094 00:45:36,174 --> 00:45:37,382 topple the patriarchy? 1095 00:45:37,465 --> 00:45:39,299 Hell yeah. I'm off at 9:00. 1096 00:45:39,382 --> 00:45:41,923 All right, then, it's a... it's a date. 1097 00:45:42,007 --> 00:45:47,174 ♪♪♪ 1098 00:45:48,048 --> 00:45:49,715 [overlapping chatter] 1099 00:45:49,798 --> 00:45:51,048 [Max] ...Because I don't know if anybody's 1100 00:45:51,132 --> 00:45:52,882 gonna be there to pick me up. 1101 00:45:52,965 --> 00:45:54,923 You still got five limited partnerships available 1102 00:45:55,007 --> 00:45:58,007 on that Sunset Brook lot. 1103 00:45:58,090 --> 00:45:59,965 [Fiona] So what the hell, Whitford? 1104 00:46:00,048 --> 00:46:02,007 Do you think I'm not smart enough? 1105 00:46:02,090 --> 00:46:04,257 Or you just like making women feel like 1106 00:46:04,340 --> 00:46:06,756 they need to fuck you to join an LLC? 1107 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,215 Um... 1108 00:46:09,299 --> 00:46:11,756 This is Fiona Gallagher. She's--she's very passionate 1109 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,340 about real estate. 1110 00:46:13,424 --> 00:46:15,007 I know the neighborhood. I know the people. 1111 00:46:15,090 --> 00:46:17,174 I know the old people you're gonna put in diapers. 1112 00:46:17,257 --> 00:46:18,382 I know the permits. I know the people 1113 00:46:18,465 --> 00:46:20,215 that stamp the permits. 1114 00:46:20,299 --> 00:46:23,215 I know that block like the back of my hand. 1115 00:46:23,299 --> 00:46:25,798 I got 50K in my pocket and I want in. 1116 00:46:25,882 --> 00:46:29,007 You'd need 100 to play. 1117 00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:31,798 Then I got 100 in my pocket. 1118 00:46:31,882 --> 00:46:35,132 So what do you say? 1119 00:46:35,215 --> 00:46:37,215 Am I in? Or am I out? 1120 00:46:37,299 --> 00:46:39,382 'Cause if I'm in, I'll leave. 1121 00:46:39,465 --> 00:46:42,007 But if I'm not, 1122 00:46:42,090 --> 00:46:44,798 I'm gonna keep standing here. 1123 00:46:44,882 --> 00:46:47,923 And I'm gonna eat every one of your goddamn breadsticks. 1124 00:46:48,007 --> 00:46:50,631 [dance music playing on stereo] 1125 00:46:50,715 --> 00:46:52,923 ♪♪♪ 1126 00:46:55,756 --> 00:46:57,798 Let me ask you fine gentlemen, 1127 00:46:57,882 --> 00:47:00,382 Which of these congressional candidates look like you? 1128 00:47:00,465 --> 00:47:03,882 That's a gay Latino man and a semi-hot black woman, Frank. 1129 00:47:03,965 --> 00:47:07,715 Exactly. American men used to control everything. 1130 00:47:07,798 --> 00:47:10,506 Look at a history book. We used to be the leading men. 1131 00:47:10,590 --> 00:47:12,424 Now, we're marginalized. 1132 00:47:12,506 --> 00:47:15,882 I attended a congressional debate this afternoon, 1133 00:47:15,965 --> 00:47:17,715 and you know what I experienced? 1134 00:47:17,798 --> 00:47:19,798 Reverse racism. 1135 00:47:19,882 --> 00:47:22,840 It's all diverse gays and vaginas now. 1136 00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:25,132 The tide is changing, gentlemen, 1137 00:47:25,215 --> 00:47:28,673 and it's changing too damn fast, am I right? 1138 00:47:28,756 --> 00:47:31,631 [overlapping chatter] 1139 00:47:34,174 --> 00:47:37,215 [Frank] Give me a beer. 1140 00:47:37,299 --> 00:47:39,382 I'll tell you something else. 1141 00:47:39,465 --> 00:47:41,882 They're trying to take the Old Blue Brewery away from us. 1142 00:47:41,965 --> 00:47:46,424 They wanna convert it into an LTGB-E-I-E-I-O, 1143 00:47:46,506 --> 00:47:49,756 or a--a goddamn African Art gallery? 1144 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,340 So? 1145 00:47:51,424 --> 00:47:53,424 We need a candidate of our own, boys. 1146 00:47:53,506 --> 00:47:56,299 A bright, shining beacon of hope. 1147 00:47:56,382 --> 00:47:58,465 We need someone who will promote and protect 1148 00:47:58,548 --> 00:48:01,257 our values. Someone who'll make sure 1149 00:48:01,340 --> 00:48:03,798 our culture doesn't disappear. 1150 00:48:03,882 --> 00:48:07,382 Someone who sat on a barstool and stared down the gun barrel 1151 00:48:07,465 --> 00:48:09,756 that is the working class experience. 1152 00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:11,548 But who? 1153 00:48:14,132 --> 00:48:15,882 What about Mo White? 1154 00:48:15,965 --> 00:48:18,506 - He died. - [Frank] He did? Are you sure? 1155 00:48:18,590 --> 00:48:20,590 He did--somebody check. Did he die? 1156 00:48:20,673 --> 00:48:23,382 Uh, says here he's alive, just retired. 1157 00:48:23,465 --> 00:48:26,965 Well, that's perfect. Mo White is a genius idea. 1158 00:48:27,048 --> 00:48:30,340 He was a true American congressman. 1159 00:48:30,424 --> 00:48:33,923 He loosened the liquor license rules so that the Irish 1160 00:48:34,007 --> 00:48:35,882 would have some place to drink. 1161 00:48:35,965 --> 00:48:37,382 - ♪ patriotic music ♪ - He helped rebuild Comiskey. 1162 00:48:37,465 --> 00:48:39,715 He put in bocce for our Italian brothers. 1163 00:48:39,798 --> 00:48:42,548 - A--and--and horse-shoe pits. - That's right. 1164 00:48:42,631 --> 00:48:44,090 Didn't he keep the Chris Columbus memorial 1165 00:48:44,174 --> 00:48:45,257 from being torn down? 1166 00:48:45,340 --> 00:48:46,882 [Frank] You bet your ass he did. 1167 00:48:46,965 --> 00:48:48,798 Mo White is a friend of the South Side. 1168 00:48:48,882 --> 00:48:51,715 We gotta find Mo White and write White in. 1169 00:48:51,798 --> 00:48:54,548 [Frank] We need seed money for his campaign. 1170 00:48:54,631 --> 00:48:56,132 Ten bucks. I'll go first. 1171 00:48:56,215 --> 00:48:58,174 Give me that. Ten bucks. 1172 00:48:58,257 --> 00:49:00,007 Everybody, ten bucks. What do you say? 1173 00:49:00,090 --> 00:49:01,257 Come on, yeah. 1174 00:49:01,340 --> 00:49:03,506 The fundraising starts right now. 1175 00:49:03,590 --> 00:49:06,174 The campaign pot is coming around. 1176 00:49:06,257 --> 00:49:09,174 Hey, let's make Chicago white again. 1177 00:49:09,257 --> 00:49:10,882 - [all] Yeah. - [chuckles] 1178 00:49:10,965 --> 00:49:14,215 - Mo White, Mo White... - [all chanting] Mo White... 1179 00:49:14,299 --> 00:49:16,965 ♪ patriotic music ♪ 1180 00:49:17,048 --> 00:49:21,090 ♪♪♪ 1181 00:49:21,174 --> 00:49:24,340 I got it. Mo White, Mo White. 1182 00:49:24,424 --> 00:49:28,132 Yeah. Mo White, Mo White, Mo White. 1183 00:49:28,215 --> 00:49:30,382 [dogs howl, whimper] 1184 00:49:30,465 --> 00:49:32,007 [door opens and closes] 1185 00:49:32,090 --> 00:49:33,798 [dogs barking] 1186 00:49:33,882 --> 00:49:35,965 [Carl] Yeah, I know this isn't the Ritz-Carlton, 1187 00:49:36,048 --> 00:49:38,798 but the Gallagher basement beats the murder van, guys. 1188 00:49:38,882 --> 00:49:41,548 I got you guys some water. 1189 00:49:41,631 --> 00:49:45,007 I'm gonna do a Petco run. Any requests? 1190 00:49:45,090 --> 00:49:47,798 No? All right, well, you guys just relax, 1191 00:49:47,882 --> 00:49:50,590 take all the time you need, just die naturally. 1192 00:49:50,673 --> 00:49:52,382 All right? Take care. 1193 00:49:52,465 --> 00:49:54,257 [dogs whining] 1194 00:49:55,882 --> 00:49:57,756 [dogs barking] 1195 00:50:01,382 --> 00:50:04,299 [grunts] Jesus Christ. Ian. 1196 00:50:04,382 --> 00:50:06,257 - When'd you get out? - Today. 1197 00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:08,132 Welcome home. You look good. 1198 00:50:08,215 --> 00:50:10,882 Did you lean out in there? 1199 00:50:13,382 --> 00:50:15,299 So... 1200 00:50:15,382 --> 00:50:17,923 what'd I miss around here? 1201 00:50:18,007 --> 00:50:20,132 You know, same old, same old. 1202 00:50:21,923 --> 00:50:24,257 Well, I gotta go pick up like 80 pounds of kibble. 1203 00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:26,673 You know, catch up later? 1204 00:50:26,756 --> 00:50:28,882 Yeah, yeah. 1205 00:50:28,965 --> 00:50:30,340 Wait, who's the girl on my bed? 1206 00:50:30,424 --> 00:50:32,756 Uh, that's Xan, Lip's kid. 1207 00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,923 [door closes] 1208 00:50:35,007 --> 00:50:37,548 So... 1209 00:50:37,631 --> 00:50:39,340 you're both going to nursery school 1210 00:50:39,424 --> 00:50:42,299 and you'll both have on the exact same outfit, 1211 00:50:42,382 --> 00:50:44,756 but you can't ever be in the same room at the same time. 1212 00:50:44,840 --> 00:50:46,756 Gemma, Daddy's gonna drop you off at the back door. 1213 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:49,631 And Amy, Mommy's gonna drop you off at the front door. 1214 00:50:49,715 --> 00:50:51,174 [Veronica] And Amy, if you're on the play ground 1215 00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:52,215 that means you, Gemma, 1216 00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:53,798 you gotta be in the classroom. 1217 00:50:53,882 --> 00:50:55,756 And Gemma, if you're in the arts room, 1218 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,673 then Amy, you're gonna have to hide in your cubby. 1219 00:50:58,756 --> 00:51:00,299 And you're both named Amy now. 1220 00:51:00,382 --> 00:51:03,715 There is no Gemma. Gemma doesn't exist anymore. 1221 00:51:03,798 --> 00:51:06,340 Only Amy. And you're devout Catholics, 1222 00:51:06,424 --> 00:51:09,340 so cross yourselves a lot, like this. 1223 00:51:09,424 --> 00:51:10,923 - [giggles] - Good. 1224 00:51:11,007 --> 00:51:12,715 Okay. 1225 00:51:12,798 --> 00:51:15,048 This is going to be 1226 00:51:15,132 --> 00:51:18,548 a super fun secret family game, right? 1227 00:51:18,631 --> 00:51:21,132 We love you Amy. We love you, Fake Amy. 1228 00:51:21,215 --> 00:51:23,882 We love you, Fake Amy. 1229 00:51:23,965 --> 00:51:26,923 ♪ solemn music ♪ 1230 00:51:27,007 --> 00:51:31,882 ♪♪♪ 1231 00:51:37,756 --> 00:51:39,798 [Lip] Hey. How's it going, man? 1232 00:51:39,882 --> 00:51:41,257 ♪♪♪ 1233 00:51:41,340 --> 00:51:42,840 I'm here. 1234 00:51:42,923 --> 00:51:45,548 Yeah. 1235 00:51:45,631 --> 00:51:48,299 [Lip] Hey. 1236 00:51:48,382 --> 00:51:51,299 Coming in? 1237 00:51:51,382 --> 00:51:56,465 ♪♪♪ 1238 00:52:01,382 --> 00:52:04,465 [baby crying] 1239 00:52:09,506 --> 00:52:11,882 [Lip] Hey, man, I tell you what. Why don't we go in together? 1240 00:52:11,965 --> 00:52:14,340 Huh? 1241 00:52:14,424 --> 00:52:17,548 Uh, I'll sponsor you. Come on. 1242 00:52:17,631 --> 00:52:19,424 [baby crying] 1243 00:52:19,506 --> 00:52:21,840 Come on, sweetie, come on. Come on, you're okay. 1244 00:52:21,923 --> 00:52:24,548 ♪♪♪ 1245 00:52:24,631 --> 00:52:28,299 We'll get some pie after and talk. 1246 00:52:28,382 --> 00:52:30,215 I know a good place. 1247 00:52:30,299 --> 00:52:31,965 I don't eat pie. 1248 00:52:32,048 --> 00:52:35,174 Now you do. 1249 00:52:43,048 --> 00:52:45,424 - Can I help you? - [Frank] Mo White? 1250 00:52:45,506 --> 00:52:47,590 Yeah. 1251 00:52:47,673 --> 00:52:49,715 Yeah, who are you? 1252 00:52:49,798 --> 00:52:51,756 ♪ rock music ♪ 1253 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:55,340 Sir, your country needs you. 1254 00:52:55,424 --> 00:52:58,257 ♪♪♪ 1255 00:52:58,340 --> 00:53:00,424 Uh-huh? 1256 00:53:00,506 --> 00:53:02,007 [Fiona] All right, pick your poison. 1257 00:53:02,090 --> 00:53:04,174 - Grape or punch? - [Liam] Punch. 1258 00:53:04,257 --> 00:53:07,007 ♪ The world ♪ 1259 00:53:07,090 --> 00:53:09,007 ♪ Passed it on to somebody else ♪ 1260 00:53:09,090 --> 00:53:11,048 We did it. 1261 00:53:11,132 --> 00:53:12,715 [laughs] 1262 00:53:12,798 --> 00:53:15,548 Gallagher finally made it off first base. 1263 00:53:15,631 --> 00:53:17,007 ♪♪♪ 1264 00:53:17,090 --> 00:53:19,424 ♪ Whoa ♪ 1265 00:53:19,506 --> 00:53:21,798 ♪ Oh ♪ 1266 00:53:21,882 --> 00:53:26,756 ♪ Taking bets from Bangkok to France ♪ 1267 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:29,548 ♪ Why sit down when you wanna da-- ♪ 1268 00:53:40,007 --> 00:53:41,215 [man] Hand. 1269 00:53:41,299 --> 00:53:42,840 Chest. 1270 00:53:42,923 --> 00:53:44,340 Cock. 1271 00:53:44,424 --> 00:53:46,506 And fire. 1272 00:53:46,590 --> 00:53:49,299 Chest. And fire. 1273 00:53:49,382 --> 00:53:52,424 Chest. And fire. 1274 00:53:52,506 --> 00:53:56,299 Chest. Shoulder. 1275 00:53:56,382 --> 00:53:58,548 [plays "Taps" on trumpet] 1276 00:53:58,631 --> 00:54:00,257 ♪♪♪ 1277 00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:02,007 [Lip] What the fuck? It's 5:00 in the morning, 1278 00:54:02,090 --> 00:54:03,715 Carl. 1279 00:54:03,798 --> 00:54:06,215 [Debbie] It's a goddamn dog, Carl. 1280 00:54:06,299 --> 00:54:08,548 ♪♪♪ 1281 00:54:08,631 --> 00:54:11,548 ♪ rock music playing ♪ 1282 00:54:11,631 --> 00:54:16,756 ♪♪♪