1 00:00:02,967 --> 00:00:04,842 The fuck were you doing last week 2 00:00:04,926 --> 00:00:06,801 that was more important than watching Shameless? 3 00:00:06,884 --> 00:00:09,592 Protesting homophobia and bigotry? 4 00:00:09,675 --> 00:00:11,343 Damn right you were. 5 00:00:11,425 --> 00:00:14,301 - [all cheering] - Now watch the show! 6 00:00:16,592 --> 00:00:18,509 They made a list of the rapiest bars 7 00:00:18,592 --> 00:00:20,759 on the South Side, and The Alibi's number one? 8 00:00:20,842 --> 00:00:23,509 I can't go to public school. Hopkins made me soft. 9 00:00:23,592 --> 00:00:25,592 I have manners now. I eat pâté. 10 00:00:25,675 --> 00:00:26,884 There's three weeks of school left, 11 00:00:26,967 --> 00:00:28,134 and you got to go somewhere. 12 00:00:28,218 --> 00:00:29,592 What if I help you get better grades? 13 00:00:29,675 --> 00:00:30,926 For free? 14 00:00:31,009 --> 00:00:32,801 No, for protection from Cracker Girl. 15 00:00:32,884 --> 00:00:35,592 Okay, deal. 16 00:00:35,675 --> 00:00:37,592 Your political contributions are welcome 17 00:00:37,675 --> 00:00:39,176 and most appreciated. 18 00:00:39,259 --> 00:00:41,842 Mo White is our only hope. 19 00:00:41,926 --> 00:00:43,675 You sure this isn't about the money, Frank? 20 00:00:43,759 --> 00:00:46,176 Of course it's about the money, Tommy. 21 00:00:46,259 --> 00:00:47,675 - You got a sister? - Half-sister. 22 00:00:47,759 --> 00:00:50,675 She's been in and out of rehab, like, 100 times. 23 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:52,343 I look after her kid sometimes. 24 00:00:52,425 --> 00:00:54,759 The woman who owns box 669-- 25 00:00:54,842 --> 00:00:56,425 could you tell me about her? 26 00:00:56,509 --> 00:00:58,259 - I mean, what's she like? - She's a junkie. 27 00:00:58,343 --> 00:00:59,801 Her daughter's in here all the time looking for her. 28 00:00:59,884 --> 00:01:01,467 There's a kid... 29 00:01:01,550 --> 00:01:04,176 I want you to recommend to West Point. 30 00:01:04,259 --> 00:01:07,218 I already recommended someone. 31 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:09,218 - [Wubby] Oh! - Bitch, I'm not asking. 32 00:01:09,301 --> 00:01:10,926 [winces] What's his name? 33 00:01:11,009 --> 00:01:12,884 Carl Gallagher. 34 00:01:12,967 --> 00:01:14,467 Aah! 35 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:15,801 Why do you wear an ankle bracelet 36 00:01:15,884 --> 00:01:18,218 that shocks you when you get near a school? 37 00:01:18,301 --> 00:01:20,051 She told me she was 18. 38 00:01:20,134 --> 00:01:20,926 - But... - But? 39 00:01:21,009 --> 00:01:22,093 She wasn't. 40 00:01:29,051 --> 00:01:32,009 ♪ rock music ♪ 41 00:01:32,093 --> 00:01:36,009 ♪♪♪ 42 00:01:36,093 --> 00:01:39,176 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 43 00:01:39,259 --> 00:01:42,509 ♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪ 44 00:01:42,592 --> 00:01:45,634 ♪ You were beaming once before ♪ 45 00:01:45,717 --> 00:01:49,675 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 46 00:01:49,759 --> 00:01:53,343 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 47 00:01:53,425 --> 00:01:56,509 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 48 00:01:56,592 --> 00:01:58,509 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 49 00:01:58,592 --> 00:02:02,134 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 50 00:02:02,218 --> 00:02:07,343 ♪♪♪ 51 00:02:10,176 --> 00:02:13,675 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 52 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:16,550 ♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪ 53 00:02:16,634 --> 00:02:19,842 ♪ You were willing once before ♪ 54 00:02:19,926 --> 00:02:24,425 ♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪ 55 00:02:24,509 --> 00:02:27,550 ♪ What is this downside ♪ 56 00:02:27,634 --> 00:02:31,218 ♪ That you speak of? ♪ 57 00:02:31,301 --> 00:02:33,051 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 58 00:02:33,134 --> 00:02:36,926 ♪ You're so sure of? ♪ 59 00:02:42,134 --> 00:02:43,425 [chuckles] No. 60 00:02:43,509 --> 00:02:45,134 I'm not feeling so good. 61 00:02:45,218 --> 00:02:46,967 Think I'm coming down with something. 62 00:02:47,051 --> 00:02:49,509 Buddy, it's not happening. You're going to school. Go. 63 00:02:49,592 --> 00:02:51,717 It's a waste of time. I'm not learning anything. 64 00:02:51,801 --> 00:02:53,425 Can you just homeschool me? 65 00:02:53,509 --> 00:02:55,634 No coffee. Milk or juice. 66 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,842 [Liam] All the famous people are homeschooled-- 67 00:02:57,926 --> 00:03:00,009 Leonardo da Vinci, Abe Lincoln, 68 00:03:00,093 --> 00:03:01,550 Justin Bieber. 69 00:03:01,634 --> 00:03:02,926 I don't see you painting the ceiling 70 00:03:03,009 --> 00:03:04,592 of the Sistine Chapel anytime soon, Biebs. 71 00:03:04,675 --> 00:03:05,467 Go. 72 00:03:05,550 --> 00:03:09,717 [dogs barking, growling] 73 00:03:09,801 --> 00:03:11,717 Hey, Carl, how much longer those dogs 74 00:03:11,801 --> 00:03:12,842 gonna be dying down there? 75 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,634 It's in God's hands now. 76 00:03:14,717 --> 00:03:15,884 Well, tell God to hurry the fuck up, all right? 77 00:03:15,967 --> 00:03:17,176 The whole house stinks. 78 00:03:17,259 --> 00:03:18,717 I'm providing an essential service 79 00:03:18,801 --> 00:03:20,717 to below-the-poverty-line animal lovers 80 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:22,717 while racking up on community service hours 81 00:03:22,801 --> 00:03:23,884 for my West Point application. 82 00:03:23,967 --> 00:03:25,093 - It's a win-win. - Hey. 83 00:03:25,176 --> 00:03:27,467 Military service is for losers. 84 00:03:27,550 --> 00:03:29,176 Spoken like a true patriot. 85 00:03:29,259 --> 00:03:31,259 And I'll be proud to protect your Constitutional right 86 00:03:31,343 --> 00:03:33,343 to be an asshole, Frank. 87 00:03:33,425 --> 00:03:35,176 - What's with the outfit? - Got to hit the stump with Mo. 88 00:03:35,259 --> 00:03:36,467 Tomorrow's election day. 89 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,134 We're fighting 90 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,967 for the under-represented Caucasian male. 91 00:03:40,051 --> 00:03:41,634 I think you're on the wrong side of history on this one. 92 00:03:41,717 --> 00:03:43,051 Oh, I know Mo probably 93 00:03:43,134 --> 00:03:44,301 - isn't gonna win. - Probably? 94 00:03:44,384 --> 00:03:45,675 [Frank] But democracy's about 95 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,592 fighting for what you believe is right. 96 00:03:47,675 --> 00:03:49,134 And rounding up as much 97 00:03:49,218 --> 00:03:50,926 campaign contribution cash as possible. 98 00:03:51,009 --> 00:03:52,967 [Frank] Mo isn't taking money from lobbyists 99 00:03:53,051 --> 00:03:54,301 and corporate elites. 100 00:03:54,384 --> 00:03:56,218 Only small donations 101 00:03:56,301 --> 00:03:58,218 - from the local citizenry. - [toaster dings] 102 00:03:58,301 --> 00:03:59,550 [Lip] 'Cause nobody with any sense 103 00:03:59,634 --> 00:04:01,134 would want to support a pedophile. 104 00:04:01,218 --> 00:04:02,926 Au contraire, fruit of my loins. 105 00:04:03,009 --> 00:04:05,176 No less a luminary than the president 106 00:04:05,259 --> 00:04:07,093 of these United States 107 00:04:07,176 --> 00:04:10,134 supported a candidate of questionable sexual history 108 00:04:10,218 --> 00:04:12,675 in regard to the chasing of underage tail. 109 00:04:12,759 --> 00:04:15,343 Yeah, and the guy lost. 110 00:04:15,425 --> 00:04:16,801 How much you getting paid, Frank? 111 00:04:16,884 --> 00:04:18,218 [Lip] Here you go. 112 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:19,759 I take a small stipend, 113 00:04:19,842 --> 00:04:21,926 as is the custom for campaign managers. 114 00:04:22,009 --> 00:04:23,467 Might not want to wear that shirt 115 00:04:23,550 --> 00:04:25,093 out of the house, Frank. [sighs] 116 00:04:25,176 --> 00:04:26,259 Hey, you okay? 117 00:04:26,343 --> 00:04:27,509 Couldn't sleep. 118 00:04:27,592 --> 00:04:29,301 Got used to all the noise in jail. 119 00:04:29,384 --> 00:04:31,093 It's too quiet here. 120 00:04:31,176 --> 00:04:33,384 First time anybody's ever said that about this place. 121 00:04:33,467 --> 00:04:35,343 Hey, you meet your public defender yet? 122 00:04:35,425 --> 00:04:38,509 Geneva and the Gay Jesus donors got a lawyer for me. 123 00:04:38,592 --> 00:04:40,259 Rich queer, too much time on his hands 124 00:04:40,343 --> 00:04:42,093 since same-sex marriage got fixed. 125 00:04:42,176 --> 00:04:44,509 [Lip] All right. Hey, Xan, Liam, we got to go. 126 00:04:46,509 --> 00:04:48,176 Here you go. Hey, uh, Ian, 127 00:04:48,259 --> 00:04:50,176 Debbie was supposed to come home last night. 128 00:04:50,259 --> 00:04:51,801 Franny's sleeping upstairs. Can you keep an eye on her 129 00:04:51,884 --> 00:04:53,384 until, uh, she gets back? 130 00:04:53,467 --> 00:04:55,343 Debbie didn't come home last night? 131 00:04:55,425 --> 00:04:57,093 No, no, she said she was going to see a band with some friend. 132 00:04:57,176 --> 00:04:59,675 [Frank] Just like her mother, ready to spread her legs 133 00:04:59,759 --> 00:05:03,009 for any guy with a wallet chain and a flaming skull tattoo. 134 00:05:06,717 --> 00:05:08,842 Still Father of the Year, Frank. 135 00:05:08,926 --> 00:05:11,884 [dogs continue barking] 136 00:05:11,967 --> 00:05:14,884 ♪ sedate music ♪ 137 00:05:14,967 --> 00:05:19,884 ♪♪♪ 138 00:05:19,967 --> 00:05:24,051 ♪ Before you, I was all alone ♪ 139 00:05:24,134 --> 00:05:25,759 You have time for breakfast? 140 00:05:25,842 --> 00:05:27,176 Yeah, sure. 141 00:05:27,259 --> 00:05:28,926 - I work swing today. - Mm. 142 00:05:29,009 --> 00:05:30,134 Mm. 143 00:05:30,218 --> 00:05:31,967 Patsy's? 144 00:05:32,051 --> 00:05:34,218 Ah, you mind if we stay in? 145 00:05:34,301 --> 00:05:35,967 I can make us some waffles. 146 00:05:36,051 --> 00:05:37,301 - Waffles? - Yeah. 147 00:05:37,384 --> 00:05:38,384 I love waffles. 148 00:05:38,467 --> 00:05:39,425 Mm. 149 00:05:39,509 --> 00:05:42,176 And I have fresh strawberries. 150 00:05:42,259 --> 00:05:44,218 - Fresh strawberries? - Mm-hmm. 151 00:05:44,301 --> 00:05:47,301 - I love fresh strawberries. - [laughs] 152 00:05:47,384 --> 00:05:50,259 [both laughing] 153 00:05:50,343 --> 00:05:52,218 I just can't believe 154 00:05:52,301 --> 00:05:55,467 that Frank is supporting that child-fucker Mo White. 155 00:05:55,550 --> 00:05:57,884 I'm surprised anything Frank does still surprises you. 156 00:05:57,967 --> 00:05:59,176 You have time to knock on a few doors 157 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,176 for Ruiz with me later? 158 00:06:01,259 --> 00:06:03,051 Ruiz, not Wyman? 159 00:06:03,134 --> 00:06:05,259 Why would I support Wyman? 160 00:06:05,343 --> 00:06:06,842 'Cause she's a woman. 161 00:06:06,926 --> 00:06:08,550 Oh, I should support her 162 00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:11,176 just 'cause she's a woman? 163 00:06:11,259 --> 00:06:14,093 So you would never support a woman 'cause you're a man? 164 00:06:14,176 --> 00:06:15,884 Ruiz is pro-development, pro-business. 165 00:06:15,967 --> 00:06:17,301 He'll be good for the South Side. 166 00:06:17,384 --> 00:06:20,259 [chuckles] And he'll be good for you. 167 00:06:20,343 --> 00:06:22,801 I'm not gonna apologize for enlightened self-interest. 168 00:06:22,884 --> 00:06:24,675 That's what makes America work. 169 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,675 Spoken like a true robber baron. 170 00:06:26,759 --> 00:06:28,550 Spoken like a true socialist. 171 00:06:28,634 --> 00:06:30,301 I'm Irish-- free health care, 172 00:06:30,384 --> 00:06:31,509 free college tuition. 173 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:34,634 Endless rain, potato famine. 174 00:06:34,717 --> 00:06:36,384 Bit behind the times, aren't you? 175 00:06:36,467 --> 00:06:38,675 It doesn't rain? 176 00:06:38,759 --> 00:06:40,343 Patsy's at 5:00. 177 00:06:40,425 --> 00:06:42,218 We'll hit Pilsen. 178 00:06:42,301 --> 00:06:44,134 We got to get those Ruiz votes out 179 00:06:44,218 --> 00:06:45,926 so I can continue exploiting the masses. 180 00:06:46,009 --> 00:06:47,842 - [Ford] Mm-hmm. - [smooches] 181 00:06:49,759 --> 00:06:51,550 [laughs] 182 00:06:51,634 --> 00:06:54,759 [dogs growling, whining] 183 00:07:01,884 --> 00:07:03,675 Oh. 184 00:07:03,759 --> 00:07:05,343 Sure they wouldn't have been better off 185 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,425 if you'd just gassed them like you were supposed to? 186 00:07:07,509 --> 00:07:09,926 I couldn't bring myself to do it. 187 00:07:10,009 --> 00:07:11,717 How are you gonna order men to kill the enemy 188 00:07:11,801 --> 00:07:13,592 if you can't put down a couple of old dogs? 189 00:07:13,675 --> 00:07:15,218 What? 190 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:17,675 That's what officers do-- order men to kill. 191 00:07:17,759 --> 00:07:19,259 What'd you think they were gonna teach you at West Point, 192 00:07:19,343 --> 00:07:20,675 marching cadences? 193 00:07:20,759 --> 00:07:21,842 Is that what Gay Jesus would do? 194 00:07:21,926 --> 00:07:23,176 [Ian] What, kill old dogs? 195 00:07:23,259 --> 00:07:25,259 Hell, no. 196 00:07:25,343 --> 00:07:28,259 Gay Jesus is all about inclusion and grace, 197 00:07:28,343 --> 00:07:30,801 but you're not looking to get into Heaven. 198 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,259 You want to lead lean, mean murdering machines. 199 00:07:33,343 --> 00:07:34,967 [Ian] Can't kill a couple of old dogs, 200 00:07:35,051 --> 00:07:36,592 might be about time to start considering... 201 00:07:36,675 --> 00:07:38,717 teaching kindergarten? 202 00:07:38,801 --> 00:07:39,967 Nursing school? 203 00:07:40,051 --> 00:07:40,967 [dog whines] 204 00:07:42,343 --> 00:07:44,717 [footsteps departing, dog whines] 205 00:07:44,801 --> 00:07:46,051 [sighs] 206 00:07:52,425 --> 00:07:55,051 [sighs] 207 00:07:55,134 --> 00:07:56,509 You don't think someone could misinterpret that sign? 208 00:07:56,592 --> 00:07:57,967 What? 209 00:07:58,051 --> 00:08:00,009 How? If you have a vagina, you're safe. 210 00:08:00,093 --> 00:08:01,134 Vagina Safe Zone. 211 00:08:01,218 --> 00:08:02,592 But it could mean 212 00:08:02,675 --> 00:08:05,301 all the vaginas inside are safe from disease. 213 00:08:05,384 --> 00:08:09,009 There is no way we are still on that rapiest bar list. 214 00:08:09,093 --> 00:08:11,093 We have all the signed sex consent forms, 215 00:08:11,176 --> 00:08:13,051 we took down all the rapey posters 216 00:08:13,134 --> 00:08:15,759 and the bondage stuff. 217 00:08:15,842 --> 00:08:17,801 It's time to call that bitch from the Southside Beat 218 00:08:17,884 --> 00:08:19,176 and get her back here to re-inspect. 219 00:08:22,842 --> 00:08:24,301 Mo, where you been? 220 00:08:24,384 --> 00:08:26,218 I've been looking all over for you. 221 00:08:26,301 --> 00:08:28,842 Today's about getting out the Mo vote 222 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:30,967 and rounding up a few more campaign contributions 223 00:08:31,051 --> 00:08:32,592 while we still can. 224 00:08:32,675 --> 00:08:35,051 Bus'll be along any minute. 225 00:08:47,343 --> 00:08:50,093 You okay? 226 00:08:50,176 --> 00:08:52,759 Did you see the polls in the Tribune this morning? 227 00:08:52,842 --> 00:08:54,592 They have us at six percent, Frank. 228 00:08:54,675 --> 00:08:56,259 Six. 229 00:08:56,343 --> 00:08:58,842 I didn't get back into politics to be humiliated. 230 00:08:58,926 --> 00:09:01,384 No, no, no, you got to look at the glass as half-full. 231 00:09:01,467 --> 00:09:03,759 The Tribune had us at three on Saturday. 232 00:09:03,842 --> 00:09:06,425 You've doubled your support in two days. 233 00:09:08,509 --> 00:09:10,259 There's the bus. Okay. 234 00:09:10,343 --> 00:09:13,093 Let's do it. 235 00:09:13,176 --> 00:09:14,343 Yeah? 236 00:09:15,926 --> 00:09:17,343 [Frank] Mo? 237 00:09:18,717 --> 00:09:21,550 ♪ romantic soul music ♪ 238 00:09:21,634 --> 00:09:23,343 [playfully] Eh... 239 00:09:23,425 --> 00:09:24,967 ♪♪♪ 240 00:09:25,051 --> 00:09:25,967 Mmm. 241 00:09:26,051 --> 00:09:27,301 These are wonderful waffles. 242 00:09:27,384 --> 00:09:28,550 Right? 243 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:30,343 Right, thank you. 244 00:09:30,425 --> 00:09:31,717 - Very crispy. - Mm-hmm. 245 00:09:31,801 --> 00:09:33,259 Nice. 246 00:09:33,343 --> 00:09:35,467 Mm. 247 00:09:35,550 --> 00:09:37,592 ♪♪♪ 248 00:09:37,675 --> 00:09:40,134 - Hmm? - Mmm. 249 00:09:40,218 --> 00:09:41,967 ♪♪♪ 250 00:09:42,051 --> 00:09:45,384 ♪ I've been searching for a spark ♪ 251 00:09:45,467 --> 00:09:47,051 ♪ You didn't lie ♪ 252 00:09:47,134 --> 00:09:49,509 Let's move in together. 253 00:09:49,592 --> 00:09:52,301 - We should move in together. - Yeah, we should. 254 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:56,467 ♪ Stormy clover eyes in every... ♪ 255 00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:59,467 ♪ upbeat jazz music ♪ 256 00:09:59,550 --> 00:10:04,384 ♪♪♪ 257 00:10:16,176 --> 00:10:17,675 [Mrs. Winston] Let's check our progress 258 00:10:17,759 --> 00:10:19,509 on Chapter 13. 259 00:10:19,592 --> 00:10:23,093 You have 20 minutes to answer the ten questions. 260 00:10:23,176 --> 00:10:26,550 Don't spend all your time on any one question. 261 00:10:26,634 --> 00:10:28,550 If you don't know the answer, 262 00:10:28,634 --> 00:10:30,759 move on to the next and come back 263 00:10:30,842 --> 00:10:34,384 if you have time left. 264 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:39,425 ♪♪♪ 265 00:11:01,425 --> 00:11:06,176 ♪♪♪ 266 00:11:09,509 --> 00:11:12,425 [indistinct chatter] 267 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:17,759 Hi. 268 00:11:17,842 --> 00:11:19,218 Excuse me. 269 00:11:19,301 --> 00:11:20,926 Sorry. Okay. 270 00:11:22,675 --> 00:11:24,634 Sorry. Okay. 271 00:11:26,343 --> 00:11:28,176 Hey, Tyesha, what the hell is this? 272 00:11:28,259 --> 00:11:30,009 Oh, your dad came by. 273 00:11:30,093 --> 00:11:31,176 He said you were okay with him putting it up. 274 00:11:31,259 --> 00:11:32,926 Where is my Ru-- 275 00:11:35,467 --> 00:11:37,134 Scotch tape, please. 276 00:11:44,301 --> 00:11:47,218 - Okay. Last time. - [people murmuring unhappily] 277 00:11:51,259 --> 00:11:53,343 Enjoy. 278 00:11:53,425 --> 00:11:55,592 Hey. Wyman? 279 00:11:55,675 --> 00:11:56,801 Give it. 280 00:11:56,884 --> 00:12:00,592 [sighs] 281 00:12:00,675 --> 00:12:02,842 Take off the Wyman buttons. 282 00:12:02,926 --> 00:12:05,467 Guys, no electioneering in the workplace. 283 00:12:09,218 --> 00:12:10,509 Thank you. 284 00:12:12,509 --> 00:12:14,134 No. 285 00:12:14,218 --> 00:12:16,009 No, absolutely not. 286 00:12:16,093 --> 00:12:18,093 Give it. 287 00:12:18,176 --> 00:12:20,467 You want me to start singing We Shall Overcome? 288 00:12:20,550 --> 00:12:21,926 Loud? 289 00:12:25,176 --> 00:12:27,717 Anybody who agrees to wear a Ruiz pin 290 00:12:27,801 --> 00:12:29,425 gets a free piece of pie. 291 00:12:29,509 --> 00:12:31,301 [people cheering] 292 00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:34,259 [indistinct chatter] 293 00:12:37,801 --> 00:12:41,009 [cheers and applause] 294 00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:50,301 Our social media group 295 00:12:50,384 --> 00:12:51,675 is really taking off. 296 00:12:51,759 --> 00:12:54,176 [Geneva] 77,000 new followers 297 00:12:54,259 --> 00:12:56,592 on social media in the last five days. 298 00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:59,717 Chapters are springing up all over the country, 299 00:12:59,801 --> 00:13:01,425 and even in Europe. 300 00:13:01,509 --> 00:13:03,509 The Gay Jesus Germans have unsurprisingly 301 00:13:03,592 --> 00:13:05,926 turned militant quickly and burned down 302 00:13:06,009 --> 00:13:08,218 two evangelical churches in Stuttgart. 303 00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:12,301 - [woman] What's up? - Who are they? 304 00:13:12,384 --> 00:13:13,467 Our Lesbian Legion 305 00:13:13,550 --> 00:13:15,509 from the MMA gym on Racine. 306 00:13:15,592 --> 00:13:18,550 Your gays turned out to be too sweet to handle security. 307 00:13:24,343 --> 00:13:25,926 [door opens] 308 00:13:26,967 --> 00:13:29,509 [Debbie sighs] I'm in love. 309 00:13:29,592 --> 00:13:30,801 What's his name this time? 310 00:13:30,884 --> 00:13:31,717 [Debbie] Alex. 311 00:13:31,801 --> 00:13:34,093 Well, Alexandra. 312 00:13:35,384 --> 00:13:37,093 - [refrigerator door opens] - He's a she? 313 00:13:37,176 --> 00:13:39,176 Sort of. She's pretty masculine. 314 00:13:39,259 --> 00:13:41,343 - So you're a lesbian? - [bottle cap pops, clatters] 315 00:13:41,425 --> 00:13:43,259 Yeah, I am. 316 00:13:43,343 --> 00:13:45,509 No, you're not. You have a kid. 317 00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:48,926 Carl, a lot of lesbians have children, and besides, 318 00:13:49,009 --> 00:13:50,926 I hate men, so maybe I am. 319 00:13:51,009 --> 00:13:52,801 We're in love, and we're moving in together. 320 00:13:52,884 --> 00:13:55,134 [keys clacking] 321 00:13:55,218 --> 00:13:57,051 [pounding on door] 322 00:13:57,134 --> 00:13:59,425 - You gonna get that? - [Debbie] Nope. 323 00:13:59,509 --> 00:14:03,384 - Yo, I'm coming! - [pounding continues] 324 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:04,509 You Carl Gallagher? 325 00:14:04,592 --> 00:14:05,301 Yeah. 326 00:14:05,384 --> 00:14:06,717 What the fuck? 327 00:14:06,801 --> 00:14:08,842 You took my recommendation to West Point. 328 00:14:08,926 --> 00:14:11,259 Congressman Ubberman promised it to me, and you stole it. 329 00:14:11,343 --> 00:14:12,884 I think you broke my nose! 330 00:14:12,967 --> 00:14:14,343 Now my dad says I got to enlist in the Marines. 331 00:14:14,425 --> 00:14:17,009 And that's my problem how? 332 00:14:17,093 --> 00:14:18,467 What the fuck? Stop hitting me! 333 00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:19,759 I'll fight you for it. 334 00:14:19,842 --> 00:14:21,675 A duel, to the death if necessary. 335 00:14:21,759 --> 00:14:24,675 I challenged you. You pick the weapons. 336 00:14:24,759 --> 00:14:26,134 Fists and feet, 337 00:14:26,218 --> 00:14:28,675 guns, knives, bats, bricks... 338 00:14:28,759 --> 00:14:30,301 What the fuck is a duel? 339 00:14:30,384 --> 00:14:32,926 Duty, country, honor-- 340 00:14:33,009 --> 00:14:34,176 it's the West Point way. 341 00:14:34,259 --> 00:14:36,425 Meet at Damen Silos, tomorrow at dusk. 342 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:41,467 The person still breathing gets the recommendation. 343 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,592 I was staying at a motel in Gary, 344 00:14:47,675 --> 00:14:50,176 laying asphalt after high school. 345 00:14:50,259 --> 00:14:52,259 Invited the front-desk girl to my room for a few beers. 346 00:14:52,343 --> 00:14:54,051 We ended up having sex, 347 00:14:54,134 --> 00:14:55,842 but she kind of cried through the whole thing. 348 00:14:55,926 --> 00:14:56,717 What's that called? 349 00:14:56,801 --> 00:14:57,884 Did you stop? 350 00:14:57,967 --> 00:14:59,801 Banging her? Hell, no. 351 00:14:59,884 --> 00:15:01,425 That's a Kobe. 352 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:04,176 [Tommy] You think she wanted me to stop? 353 00:15:04,259 --> 00:15:05,842 You think she was crying because she was having 354 00:15:05,926 --> 00:15:07,967 a good time? 355 00:15:08,051 --> 00:15:10,592 What's a Weinstein? 356 00:15:10,675 --> 00:15:12,259 Being manipulative and pathetic. 357 00:15:12,343 --> 00:15:13,842 About the only way I ever get sex 358 00:15:13,926 --> 00:15:16,301 is being manipulative and pathetic. 359 00:15:16,384 --> 00:15:18,717 You ever jack off into a potted plant? 360 00:15:18,801 --> 00:15:20,509 Ask for massages wearing an open bathrobe? 361 00:15:20,592 --> 00:15:21,801 Hmm? 362 00:15:21,884 --> 00:15:23,425 [Kevin] Rape a couple dozen? 363 00:15:23,509 --> 00:15:24,967 Allegedly. 364 00:15:25,051 --> 00:15:26,301 No. 365 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,425 Then you're probably an Ansari. 366 00:15:29,509 --> 00:15:30,884 [Kermit] What's an Ansari? 367 00:15:30,967 --> 00:15:32,176 That's just being a dick. 368 00:15:32,259 --> 00:15:34,051 Slipped a woman a Quaalude once. 369 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,384 - Then fucked her? - Mm-hmm. 370 00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:37,425 A Cosby. 371 00:15:37,509 --> 00:15:39,425 What about that handsy Dr. Rob at the clinic, 372 00:15:39,509 --> 00:15:41,801 with the deep body hugs and the butt pats? 373 00:15:41,884 --> 00:15:44,301 - A Lasseter. - Who the hell's that? 374 00:15:44,384 --> 00:15:45,926 Cartoon guy. He made Toy Story . 375 00:15:46,009 --> 00:15:47,425 I love Toy Story . 376 00:15:47,509 --> 00:15:49,134 Buzz Lightyear! [chuckles] 377 00:15:49,218 --> 00:15:50,343 - Holy shit. - What? 378 00:15:50,425 --> 00:15:52,884 - Willy wagging. - CK. 379 00:15:52,967 --> 00:15:54,759 [Tommy] I mean, I slept with a woman 380 00:15:54,842 --> 00:15:56,759 I was dating's 19-year-old daughter last year. 381 00:15:56,842 --> 00:15:57,759 That got a name? 382 00:15:57,842 --> 00:15:59,425 That's a Woody Allen. 383 00:15:59,509 --> 00:16:00,759 W--she made all the first moves, though. 384 00:16:00,842 --> 00:16:02,093 [Veronica] You're gonna need a bigger board 385 00:16:02,176 --> 00:16:03,384 for your list, babe. 386 00:16:03,467 --> 00:16:06,009 Consent, gentlemen. 387 00:16:06,093 --> 00:16:08,592 A clear and verbal consent 388 00:16:08,675 --> 00:16:10,717 to participate in sexual activity, 389 00:16:10,801 --> 00:16:12,301 freely given and reversible. 390 00:16:12,384 --> 00:16:14,550 Even if we're both naked and already doing it? 391 00:16:14,634 --> 00:16:16,009 Even if you're already naked 392 00:16:16,093 --> 00:16:17,425 - and banging. - [door opens] 393 00:16:17,509 --> 00:16:18,884 When she says "stop," you stop. 394 00:16:18,967 --> 00:16:21,301 Kevin Ball? 395 00:16:21,384 --> 00:16:22,550 - [door closes] - That's me. 396 00:16:22,634 --> 00:16:26,051 Beth Watson, Southside Beat. 397 00:16:26,134 --> 00:16:28,509 Beth, thank you for coming. 398 00:16:30,509 --> 00:16:32,259 Can I get you something? 399 00:16:32,343 --> 00:16:34,051 Maybe a chilled glass of Chablis 400 00:16:34,134 --> 00:16:35,717 or a Cosmo? 401 00:16:35,801 --> 00:16:37,425 Whiskey, neat. 402 00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:45,425 [rock music playing over speakers] 403 00:16:45,509 --> 00:16:47,467 ♪♪♪ 404 00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:49,509 [Brad] That dentist came by again. 405 00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,592 Still wants to buy that bike you rebuilt. 406 00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:53,884 Said he'd pay you two grand over book. 407 00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:55,884 It's not for sale. 408 00:16:55,967 --> 00:16:57,592 Two grand? 409 00:16:57,675 --> 00:16:59,717 Sentimental value. 410 00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,717 [Renee] There's a lady up front looking for you, Lip. 411 00:17:02,801 --> 00:17:04,425 - What's she want? - [Renee] Didn't say. 412 00:17:04,509 --> 00:17:09,134 ♪♪♪ 413 00:17:09,218 --> 00:17:11,467 [sniffs] Hi. 414 00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:12,550 You Lip? 415 00:17:12,634 --> 00:17:14,343 Yeah. 416 00:17:14,425 --> 00:17:16,093 My sister says you have my kid. 417 00:17:16,176 --> 00:17:18,259 ♪♪♪ 418 00:17:18,343 --> 00:17:20,509 Xan. 419 00:17:20,592 --> 00:17:21,926 I want her back. 420 00:17:22,009 --> 00:17:25,967 ♪♪♪ 421 00:17:26,051 --> 00:17:27,009 Where is she? 422 00:17:27,093 --> 00:17:28,259 She's at school. 423 00:17:28,343 --> 00:17:30,301 Where? I got to go get her. 424 00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:35,384 ♪♪♪ 425 00:17:35,467 --> 00:17:37,176 Where are you living? 426 00:17:37,259 --> 00:17:39,134 What? 427 00:17:39,218 --> 00:17:41,051 Where will Xan live? 428 00:17:41,134 --> 00:17:43,842 None of your goddamn business. Where's my kid? 429 00:17:43,926 --> 00:17:45,592 No, not until you tell me where she's gonna be living. 430 00:17:45,675 --> 00:17:47,592 We got an appointment. 431 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:48,550 - Oh, you have an appointment? - Tell me where she is. 432 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,259 What kind of appointment, huh? 433 00:17:50,343 --> 00:17:51,967 With Social Services? You need to show up... 434 00:17:52,051 --> 00:17:53,343 - Give me my fucking kid! - ...with Xan so you can 435 00:17:53,425 --> 00:17:54,592 keep collecting your benefits? 436 00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:56,093 And then what, you're gonna 437 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:57,301 dump her back out on to the streets? 438 00:17:57,384 --> 00:17:58,134 Who the fuck do you think-- 439 00:17:58,218 --> 00:17:59,301 I'm someone who gives a shit 440 00:17:59,384 --> 00:18:00,301 about your daughter! 441 00:18:00,384 --> 00:18:01,467 Jesus, what the hell's 442 00:18:01,550 --> 00:18:02,634 going on out here? 443 00:18:02,717 --> 00:18:04,009 I got customers. 444 00:18:04,093 --> 00:18:09,259 ♪♪♪ 445 00:18:10,634 --> 00:18:13,592 - I want her back. - [groans softly] 446 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:18,592 ♪♪♪ 447 00:18:18,675 --> 00:18:20,509 What was that all about? 448 00:18:20,592 --> 00:18:24,134 ♪♪♪ 449 00:18:24,218 --> 00:18:27,134 ♪ rock music ♪ 450 00:18:27,218 --> 00:18:31,884 ♪♪♪ 451 00:18:35,218 --> 00:18:37,759 ♪ No more hippies ♪ 452 00:18:37,842 --> 00:18:40,675 ♪ Stealing daisies ♪ 453 00:18:40,759 --> 00:18:42,884 ♪ These ladies ♪ 454 00:18:42,967 --> 00:18:44,093 ♪♪♪ 455 00:18:44,176 --> 00:18:47,550 ♪ No longer lazy ♪ 456 00:18:47,634 --> 00:18:52,550 ♪♪♪ 457 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:57,384 Fuck, yeah. 458 00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:59,384 [Mo] You won't regret it, sir. 459 00:18:59,467 --> 00:19:01,259 Remember, a vote for Mo White 460 00:19:01,343 --> 00:19:03,134 is a vote for the way things used to be 461 00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:04,301 - and can be again, huh? - You got it. 462 00:19:04,384 --> 00:19:05,717 Take care. 463 00:19:05,801 --> 00:19:07,467 Ooh. 464 00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:09,259 [Frank] Every little bit 465 00:19:09,343 --> 00:19:11,717 helps to save our South Side, Mr. Nowakowski. 466 00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:14,051 Most people give a 20, but a 50 467 00:19:14,134 --> 00:19:16,051 would make you a true American patriot. 468 00:19:16,134 --> 00:19:17,550 Thank you, sir. Thank you so much . 469 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:20,218 Oh, this is a-a $5. 470 00:19:20,301 --> 00:19:22,759 Did you think it was a $50? 471 00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:26,717 Oh, fuck. 472 00:19:26,801 --> 00:19:29,634 Washington is a fascinating place. 473 00:19:29,717 --> 00:19:31,467 Incredible opportunities 474 00:19:31,550 --> 00:19:33,467 for young student citizen interns. 475 00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:36,384 Hello, girls. Oh. 476 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:39,134 Well, it's--you're too young to vote in this election, 477 00:19:39,218 --> 00:19:40,301 but you make sure to register 478 00:19:40,384 --> 00:19:41,717 the minute you hit puberty. 479 00:19:41,801 --> 00:19:43,592 Okay? Off you go. [chuckles] 480 00:19:43,675 --> 00:19:44,967 [Frank] Off you go. 481 00:19:48,884 --> 00:19:51,009 Hello, Kitty. 482 00:19:51,093 --> 00:19:53,051 That's not how you say it, Mo. 483 00:19:53,134 --> 00:19:54,301 [laughs] 484 00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:58,425 [Mrs. Winston] Liam. 485 00:19:58,509 --> 00:20:00,467 Am I in some kind of trouble? 486 00:20:00,550 --> 00:20:02,675 No. We've been monitoring 487 00:20:02,759 --> 00:20:04,717 your test results during your first weeks here 488 00:20:04,801 --> 00:20:06,467 at Richard Milhous Nixon, 489 00:20:06,550 --> 00:20:09,134 and we don't think we placed you in the right grade. 490 00:20:09,218 --> 00:20:10,634 Am I getting held back? 491 00:20:10,717 --> 00:20:11,842 That happens a lot in my family. 492 00:20:11,926 --> 00:20:15,550 No, we're moving you up. 493 00:20:15,634 --> 00:20:17,675 Let's try you in Mrs. Metzler's class this fall. 494 00:20:17,759 --> 00:20:19,093 She teach third grade? 495 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,759 Uh, no. Sixth. 496 00:20:22,343 --> 00:20:23,675 Oh. 497 00:20:23,759 --> 00:20:26,842 [indistinct chatter] 498 00:20:33,425 --> 00:20:36,384 [quietly] Guys, guys, don't stare, 499 00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:39,467 but three women just walked into the bar. 500 00:20:39,550 --> 00:20:42,093 I said don't stare. 501 00:20:42,176 --> 00:20:44,218 V, look. 502 00:20:44,301 --> 00:20:46,884 [Kevin] Ladies! 503 00:20:46,967 --> 00:20:49,093 We're off the rapiest bar list. 504 00:20:49,176 --> 00:20:50,343 No shit? 505 00:20:50,425 --> 00:20:52,301 And there is a picture of you 506 00:20:52,384 --> 00:20:54,926 standing out front. 507 00:20:55,009 --> 00:20:57,009 - I look good. - Hell, yeah, you do. 508 00:20:57,093 --> 00:20:58,176 [door opens] 509 00:20:58,259 --> 00:21:01,093 Oh, man, it's working! 510 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:03,218 Just sit anywhere you like, ladies. 511 00:21:03,301 --> 00:21:04,550 [woman] Thank you. 512 00:21:04,634 --> 00:21:06,550 [Veronica] She says we are now 513 00:21:06,634 --> 00:21:08,176 the most female friendly 514 00:21:08,259 --> 00:21:09,717 dive bar on the South Side. 515 00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:12,009 - Boom. - [door closes] 516 00:21:12,093 --> 00:21:14,301 - C-can you-- - I got it. 517 00:21:16,259 --> 00:21:18,176 You the, uh, Vagina Safe guy? 518 00:21:18,259 --> 00:21:20,759 Yes. 519 00:21:20,842 --> 00:21:22,176 I'm Bill Doyle. 520 00:21:22,259 --> 00:21:24,509 I own the Spread Eagle on 52nd. 521 00:21:24,592 --> 00:21:26,093 Oh, yeah, I know the place. 522 00:21:26,176 --> 00:21:28,301 Uh, deep-fried pickles, right? 523 00:21:28,384 --> 00:21:29,717 So, um... 524 00:21:29,801 --> 00:21:32,509 I was number two on the rapey bar list. 525 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:37,134 Then you got off it, so now I'm number one. 526 00:21:37,218 --> 00:21:38,842 Sorry to hear that, Bill. 527 00:21:38,926 --> 00:21:41,926 You already got women coming in. Wow. 528 00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:44,384 How'd you turn it around? 529 00:21:44,467 --> 00:21:46,467 I had to take an honest inventory 530 00:21:46,550 --> 00:21:48,218 about how The Alibi was contributing 531 00:21:48,301 --> 00:21:49,842 to the oppression of women 532 00:21:49,926 --> 00:21:53,759 and help furthering the patriarchy. 533 00:21:53,842 --> 00:21:56,218 So maybe you could stop by the Eagle 534 00:21:56,301 --> 00:21:57,801 and give me a few pointers, 535 00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,425 you know? 536 00:21:59,509 --> 00:22:02,842 I mean, I'm willing to pay you for your time. 537 00:22:02,926 --> 00:22:07,218 [woman chattering] 538 00:22:07,301 --> 00:22:08,675 Have a seat, Bill. 539 00:22:11,801 --> 00:22:13,884 - [Renee] Hey, Xan. - [Xan] Hey, Renee. 540 00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:15,425 Hey. 541 00:22:15,509 --> 00:22:17,176 How was school today? 542 00:22:17,259 --> 00:22:18,425 Same. 543 00:22:18,509 --> 00:22:21,259 Eh? 544 00:22:21,343 --> 00:22:24,425 Uh, your snacks are in the fridge. 545 00:22:30,884 --> 00:22:32,967 You gonna tell her about her mom? 546 00:22:33,051 --> 00:22:34,717 Why? 547 00:22:34,801 --> 00:22:37,801 Can't see myself giving her back to a junkie. 548 00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:41,842 Look, she'd be Dumpster diving, 549 00:22:41,926 --> 00:22:43,509 sleeping in a cardboard box. 550 00:22:43,592 --> 00:22:45,592 She's still her mom. 551 00:22:47,343 --> 00:22:49,093 Call DCFS. 552 00:22:49,176 --> 00:22:51,467 They deal with this shit all the time. 553 00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:53,634 I know you're trying to be a good guy, 554 00:22:53,717 --> 00:22:56,884 but you should've called a long time ago. 555 00:22:56,967 --> 00:22:58,842 [Fiona] Come back tomorrow 556 00:22:58,926 --> 00:23:00,675 with an "I Voted" sticker, and you get free nachos. 557 00:23:00,759 --> 00:23:01,926 You're going to hell. 558 00:23:02,009 --> 00:23:03,218 It's the way of the world, Tyesha. 559 00:23:03,301 --> 00:23:04,884 Every vote can be bought. 560 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:06,884 Some votes are just cheaper than others. 561 00:23:06,967 --> 00:23:09,093 You don't think giving away nachos 562 00:23:09,176 --> 00:23:12,134 for the Hispanic guy is maybe a tiny bit racist? 563 00:23:12,218 --> 00:23:15,717 Ruiz is from Puerto Rico. Nachos are from Mexico. 564 00:23:15,801 --> 00:23:17,634 Hey, Jorge. 565 00:23:17,717 --> 00:23:19,967 - You registered to vote? - Yeah. 566 00:23:20,051 --> 00:23:21,675 You want to come in a little later tomorrow, 567 00:23:21,759 --> 00:23:23,009 have time to get your family and friends 568 00:23:23,093 --> 00:23:24,301 to the polls for Ruiz? 569 00:23:24,384 --> 00:23:25,801 I'm not voting for Ruiz. 570 00:23:25,884 --> 00:23:26,675 [Tyesha] Hey. 571 00:23:26,759 --> 00:23:28,384 Some handsome Irish dude 572 00:23:28,467 --> 00:23:30,509 out here waiting for you. 573 00:23:30,592 --> 00:23:32,134 Hi. Is it 5:00 already? 574 00:23:32,218 --> 00:23:34,467 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, uh, we'll hit Pilsen. 575 00:23:34,550 --> 00:23:36,384 Then we'll go over to Logan Square. 576 00:23:36,467 --> 00:23:38,134 [sighs] The son of an Irish socialist 577 00:23:38,218 --> 00:23:40,675 helping a capitalist convince the immigrant masses 578 00:23:40,759 --> 00:23:42,884 to vote against their own interests. 579 00:23:42,967 --> 00:23:45,093 James Connolly would be spinning in his grave. 580 00:23:45,176 --> 00:23:46,343 Who? 581 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,717 James Connolly. 582 00:23:53,842 --> 00:23:55,509 Hey, you're Ian, right? 583 00:23:55,592 --> 00:23:58,093 Gay Jesus. 584 00:23:58,176 --> 00:23:59,967 Yeah. 585 00:24:00,051 --> 00:24:01,759 Um... 586 00:24:01,842 --> 00:24:03,884 I've been watching your videos with my friends. 587 00:24:03,967 --> 00:24:07,550 Burning vans, the sermons... It's inspiring. 588 00:24:07,634 --> 00:24:09,675 Thanks. 589 00:24:09,759 --> 00:24:11,926 You really believe that's what Jesus was teaching? 590 00:24:12,009 --> 00:24:13,592 What, inclusion, love and acceptance for all? 591 00:24:13,675 --> 00:24:16,926 Yeah, absolutely. 592 00:24:17,009 --> 00:24:20,176 You don't think God sees homosexual bestiality 593 00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:23,675 as a sinful perversion of His divine creation? 594 00:24:23,759 --> 00:24:24,884 What? 595 00:24:24,967 --> 00:24:26,842 Get him! 596 00:24:26,926 --> 00:24:28,801 ♪ rock music ♪ 597 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:31,051 ♪ Not the boy with a steadfast notion ♪ 598 00:24:31,134 --> 00:24:32,842 [man] Faggot! 599 00:24:32,926 --> 00:24:35,051 ♪ Heavy hands never can we stay ♪ 600 00:24:35,134 --> 00:24:36,759 [man] That way! That way! 601 00:24:36,842 --> 00:24:38,884 ♪ Ah, you'll pay for it ♪ 602 00:24:38,967 --> 00:24:41,467 ♪ Ah, you're wasting it ♪ 603 00:24:41,550 --> 00:24:43,425 ♪ Ah, don't taste the same ♪ 604 00:24:43,509 --> 00:24:45,801 ♪ Rock is still a racket on the Eastside ♪ 605 00:24:45,884 --> 00:24:47,425 ♪ Stake your claim ♪ 606 00:24:47,509 --> 00:24:51,842 ♪♪♪ 607 00:24:51,926 --> 00:24:54,259 ♪ Step away when my heart's not shaking ♪ 608 00:24:54,343 --> 00:24:57,301 ♪ Raise the blades when the song starts straying ♪ 609 00:24:57,384 --> 00:25:00,301 [dog barking] 610 00:25:00,384 --> 00:25:01,884 ♪ I can't say no ♪ 611 00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:04,467 ♪ Ah, you'll pay for it ♪ 612 00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:06,051 ♪ Ah, don't taste the same ♪ 613 00:25:06,134 --> 00:25:07,842 [men shouting] 614 00:25:07,926 --> 00:25:09,134 ♪ Rock is still a racket on the Eastside ♪ 615 00:25:09,218 --> 00:25:10,967 ♪ Stake your claim ♪ 616 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:13,759 - [man] Come back, you bitch! - [man] Get him! 617 00:25:13,842 --> 00:25:16,009 ♪♪♪ 618 00:25:16,093 --> 00:25:17,801 [man] We'll get you next time! 619 00:25:17,884 --> 00:25:18,842 [man] I know who you are, bitch! 620 00:25:18,926 --> 00:25:21,675 ♪ Ah, you'll pay for it ♪ 621 00:25:21,759 --> 00:25:23,634 ♪ Ah, don't taste the same ♪ 622 00:25:23,717 --> 00:25:25,634 ♪ Rock is still a racket on the Eastside ♪ 623 00:25:25,717 --> 00:25:27,301 ♪ Stake your claim ♪ 624 00:25:27,384 --> 00:25:32,301 ♪♪♪ 625 00:25:42,259 --> 00:25:44,009 Hello, sir? Sorry to bother you. 626 00:25:44,093 --> 00:25:45,634 My name's Carl Gallagher. 627 00:25:45,717 --> 00:25:47,801 I'm hoping to go to West Point next year, 628 00:25:47,884 --> 00:25:49,467 but I've lost my killer instinct. 629 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:51,301 Word is around the neighborhood 630 00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:53,384 you're a highly decorated haji-killing machine. 631 00:25:53,467 --> 00:25:55,093 I was hoping you can give me some pointers 632 00:25:55,176 --> 00:25:57,093 on how to get my homicidal mojo back. 633 00:26:11,218 --> 00:26:13,801 [door bells jingle] 634 00:26:13,884 --> 00:26:15,717 ♪ somber rock music ♪ 635 00:26:15,801 --> 00:26:16,675 [door closes] 636 00:26:16,759 --> 00:26:21,926 ♪♪♪ 637 00:26:26,675 --> 00:26:29,801 [indistinct chatter] 638 00:27:13,176 --> 00:27:15,343 I just couldn't bring myself to do it. 639 00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:18,218 When they look up at you with those big, sad eyes, 640 00:27:18,301 --> 00:27:20,717 you can see the life you're gonna be taking. 641 00:27:20,801 --> 00:27:22,259 Yeah, but that's dogs, kid. 642 00:27:24,259 --> 00:27:25,967 I mean, I couldn't kill a dog. 643 00:27:26,051 --> 00:27:28,550 Oh, we had this straggly little fucker 644 00:27:28,634 --> 00:27:30,550 following us around during my third tour 645 00:27:30,634 --> 00:27:32,301 - in Kandahar. - [beer can opens] 646 00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:34,384 Fleas jumping off of him. 647 00:27:34,467 --> 00:27:37,301 Smelled like an Iraqi shithouse. 648 00:27:37,384 --> 00:27:40,301 I loved that little pooch. 649 00:27:40,384 --> 00:27:43,051 Ah, I couldn't kill a dog. 650 00:27:43,134 --> 00:27:45,134 But hajis? 651 00:27:45,218 --> 00:27:46,884 Oh, you bet ya. 652 00:27:48,550 --> 00:27:50,259 See these? 653 00:27:52,717 --> 00:27:55,176 Confirmed kills. 654 00:27:55,259 --> 00:27:57,634 I promise you, first one is the toughest. 655 00:27:57,717 --> 00:27:58,926 After that... 656 00:27:59,009 --> 00:28:01,801 it's a hot knife through butter. 657 00:28:01,884 --> 00:28:03,425 You know who kills dogs? 658 00:28:03,509 --> 00:28:05,592 Hajis. 659 00:28:05,675 --> 00:28:07,926 Yeah, they eat 'em, too, okay? 660 00:28:08,009 --> 00:28:10,592 You think about that when you're killing them. 661 00:28:10,675 --> 00:28:13,176 Okay, they eat your dogs. 662 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:15,134 And if dogs don't work for you, 663 00:28:15,218 --> 00:28:17,093 then you imagine they want to kill 664 00:28:17,176 --> 00:28:18,592 your sister or your buddy, 665 00:28:18,675 --> 00:28:21,176 and you imagine that that man 666 00:28:21,259 --> 00:28:23,592 at the receiving end of your burst of automatic weapon fire 667 00:28:23,675 --> 00:28:24,842 wants to kill your mother. 668 00:28:24,926 --> 00:28:26,093 My mother's dead, sir. 669 00:28:26,176 --> 00:28:28,051 And guess who killed her. 670 00:28:28,134 --> 00:28:31,218 That fucker you just shot in the face with your M4. 671 00:28:31,301 --> 00:28:33,717 Well, I guess I took the West Point recommendation 672 00:28:33,801 --> 00:28:35,801 from a kid who had the spot on it before, 673 00:28:35,884 --> 00:28:37,134 pissed him off, and... 674 00:28:37,218 --> 00:28:39,842 he came over and challenged me to a duel. 675 00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:41,259 Whoever lives gets to go. 676 00:28:41,343 --> 00:28:44,134 Yeah, that's typical officer bullshit. 677 00:28:44,218 --> 00:28:45,967 Joker have soft hands? 678 00:28:46,051 --> 00:28:47,842 I didn't feel his hands. 679 00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:49,884 This might be just the chance you need 680 00:28:49,967 --> 00:28:51,634 to get your kill-feet wet. 681 00:28:51,717 --> 00:28:53,259 I mean, he challenged you, 682 00:28:53,343 --> 00:28:54,259 so you get to pick the weapons, right? 683 00:28:54,343 --> 00:28:56,717 - Mm-hmm. - Good. 684 00:28:56,801 --> 00:28:58,384 Pick rifles... 685 00:28:58,467 --> 00:29:01,259 and then shoot the bastard in the fucking face. 686 00:29:03,343 --> 00:29:06,218 [knock at door] 687 00:29:06,301 --> 00:29:08,051 Hi, I'm with Mo White. 688 00:29:08,134 --> 00:29:09,634 We're hoping you'll make a contribution 689 00:29:09,717 --> 00:29:11,759 to help keep the-- 690 00:29:11,842 --> 00:29:13,343 Hi, I'm Mo White. 691 00:29:13,425 --> 00:29:14,467 I'm running for C-- 692 00:29:14,550 --> 00:29:16,134 Hi, I'm Mo-- 693 00:29:16,218 --> 00:29:18,842 Hi, there. Is your mother home? 694 00:29:18,926 --> 00:29:20,425 Hi, I'm with Mo-- 695 00:29:20,509 --> 00:29:21,926 Hi, I'm Mo White. 696 00:29:22,009 --> 00:29:23,634 Hi, I'm Mo W-- 697 00:29:23,717 --> 00:29:26,675 [woman yelling] 698 00:29:26,759 --> 00:29:29,675 ♪ rock music ♪ 699 00:29:29,759 --> 00:29:33,009 ♪♪♪ 700 00:29:33,093 --> 00:29:37,134 Hey, what do you say we find a spot to knock back a few, 701 00:29:37,218 --> 00:29:40,467 then look for more promising Mo White territory? 702 00:29:40,550 --> 00:29:42,842 Maybe that titty bar on Keller, 703 00:29:42,926 --> 00:29:46,592 the one with the Confederate battle flags? 704 00:29:46,675 --> 00:29:48,592 Yeah, it felt good, telling the truth, 705 00:29:48,675 --> 00:29:50,592 letting people know what I really think. 706 00:29:50,675 --> 00:29:53,884 Doesn't happen much in politics. 707 00:29:53,967 --> 00:29:56,634 You know, I wasn't expecting to actually win, 708 00:29:56,717 --> 00:29:58,926 but single digits... [exhales pointedly] 709 00:29:59,009 --> 00:30:00,176 My old friends in Congress 710 00:30:00,259 --> 00:30:02,009 would be laughing their asses off. 711 00:30:02,093 --> 00:30:04,301 It's all the illegals who can vote now. 712 00:30:04,384 --> 00:30:06,550 Otherwise, you'd be winning for sure. 713 00:30:06,634 --> 00:30:08,301 I guess. 714 00:30:08,384 --> 00:30:10,343 What were you hoping for? 715 00:30:10,425 --> 00:30:11,926 20%, 22%. 716 00:30:12,009 --> 00:30:14,218 Maybe force a runoff. 717 00:30:14,301 --> 00:30:15,801 A runoff? 718 00:30:15,884 --> 00:30:17,467 Yeah, a few extra weeks 719 00:30:17,550 --> 00:30:19,967 to make my case to the voters. 720 00:30:20,051 --> 00:30:22,218 Ah, fuck it. 721 00:30:22,301 --> 00:30:24,301 I'm gonna go over to Chuck E. Cheese, 722 00:30:24,384 --> 00:30:26,717 watch the girls jump into the foam pit. 723 00:30:28,343 --> 00:30:30,717 Thanks, Frank. 724 00:30:30,801 --> 00:30:31,675 For what? 725 00:30:31,759 --> 00:30:34,675 For believing. 726 00:30:34,759 --> 00:30:37,675 ♪ upbeat Latin music ♪ 727 00:30:37,759 --> 00:30:40,467 ♪♪♪ 728 00:30:40,550 --> 00:30:43,467 Hi. A vote for Ruiz is a vote for the future. 729 00:30:43,550 --> 00:30:45,051 Gracias. 730 00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:46,509 Hi. Election's tomorrow. 731 00:30:46,592 --> 00:30:49,093 - Don't forget to vote. - Thanks. 732 00:30:49,176 --> 00:30:51,134 Why all this sudden passion for Ruiz? 733 00:30:51,218 --> 00:30:53,343 Wyman always seems to be on the right side of things. 734 00:30:53,425 --> 00:30:55,592 Wyman supported Lift the Ban. 735 00:30:55,675 --> 00:30:56,592 Lift the Ban? 736 00:30:56,675 --> 00:30:58,259 Election day is tomor-- 737 00:30:58,343 --> 00:31:00,343 Yeah, rent control. She's for it. 738 00:31:00,425 --> 00:31:03,717 Ah. And Ruiz opposes it? 739 00:31:03,801 --> 00:31:05,509 He's a businessman. He gets it. 740 00:31:05,592 --> 00:31:07,884 Rents are getting pretty high. 741 00:31:07,967 --> 00:31:09,384 So are property taxes 742 00:31:09,467 --> 00:31:11,842 and utility costs for apartment owners. 743 00:31:11,926 --> 00:31:15,425 Working people need somewhere affordable to live as well. 744 00:31:15,509 --> 00:31:17,550 Yeah, and the city should build them some. 745 00:31:17,634 --> 00:31:19,218 There's lots of weed-filled lots 746 00:31:19,301 --> 00:31:21,343 all around here to build low-income housing 747 00:31:21,425 --> 00:31:22,926 without sticking apartment owners like me 748 00:31:23,009 --> 00:31:26,592 with more regulations and bureaucracy. 749 00:31:26,675 --> 00:31:27,759 What? 750 00:31:27,842 --> 00:31:29,051 Nothing. 751 00:31:29,134 --> 00:31:30,967 No, go on. Say it. 752 00:31:31,051 --> 00:31:32,176 Don't think that I'd better. 753 00:31:32,259 --> 00:31:33,759 What, that-- 754 00:31:33,842 --> 00:31:36,176 that I'm a traitor to my class? 755 00:31:36,259 --> 00:31:37,717 That rent control is there to protect 756 00:31:37,801 --> 00:31:39,884 people like me and my family, poor people? 757 00:31:39,967 --> 00:31:41,218 Something like that, yeah. 758 00:31:41,301 --> 00:31:43,051 I've worked my ass off every single day 759 00:31:43,134 --> 00:31:44,384 since I'm ten years old 760 00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:46,343 to get a little something for myself, 761 00:31:46,425 --> 00:31:48,717 and now the city wants to tell me 762 00:31:48,801 --> 00:31:50,592 how much rent I should charge? 763 00:31:50,675 --> 00:31:52,301 Why? 764 00:31:52,384 --> 00:31:55,218 So that deadbeats like Frank can leech off disability 765 00:31:55,301 --> 00:31:56,967 and live in my rent-controlled apartments 766 00:31:57,051 --> 00:31:59,509 while I can barely keep up with rising costs? 767 00:32:03,592 --> 00:32:05,634 Is that why you didn't want to say anything? 768 00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:07,759 Pretty much, yeah. 769 00:32:11,884 --> 00:32:14,634 You get all your homework done? 770 00:32:14,717 --> 00:32:15,884 Yeah? 771 00:32:18,717 --> 00:32:20,842 [sighs] 772 00:32:28,926 --> 00:32:31,842 ♪ tender music ♪ 773 00:32:31,926 --> 00:32:36,384 ♪♪♪ 774 00:32:36,467 --> 00:32:38,717 Do you want to stay with me here? 775 00:32:38,801 --> 00:32:40,801 ♪♪♪ 776 00:32:40,884 --> 00:32:43,801 If your mom doesn't come back? 777 00:32:43,884 --> 00:32:45,051 Forever? 778 00:32:45,134 --> 00:32:50,009 ♪♪♪ 779 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,259 Yeah, that'd be good. 780 00:32:52,343 --> 00:32:57,509 ♪♪♪ 781 00:33:24,967 --> 00:33:26,176 Hey. 782 00:33:26,259 --> 00:33:28,093 Hey. 783 00:33:28,176 --> 00:33:29,842 You all right? 784 00:33:29,926 --> 00:33:31,509 Not really. 785 00:33:31,592 --> 00:33:33,176 Think I might have pulled a hamstring. 786 00:33:33,259 --> 00:33:34,176 Yeah? How? 787 00:33:34,259 --> 00:33:36,550 Running from homophobes. 788 00:33:39,926 --> 00:33:43,093 I guess there's nothing new about that, right? 789 00:33:46,801 --> 00:33:48,259 [sighs] 790 00:33:48,343 --> 00:33:50,509 [microwave door opens, closes] 791 00:33:50,592 --> 00:33:54,301 - [microwave beeping] - Think you could do hard time? 792 00:33:54,384 --> 00:33:56,093 What, in prison? 793 00:33:56,176 --> 00:33:57,801 Uh... 794 00:33:57,884 --> 00:34:00,592 Rather not. 795 00:34:00,675 --> 00:34:03,259 Gay Jesus kids don't want me to cop a plea. 796 00:34:03,343 --> 00:34:05,759 Want me to take it to trial, 797 00:34:05,842 --> 00:34:09,301 get as much publicity for the cause as I can. 798 00:34:09,384 --> 00:34:11,801 Yeah, and what's your lawyer say? 799 00:34:11,884 --> 00:34:15,842 Could be looking at 10 to 15 if I don't take a deal. 800 00:34:17,176 --> 00:34:20,509 [microwave beeping] 801 00:34:26,467 --> 00:34:29,509 You, uh, hearing Shim again? 802 00:34:32,176 --> 00:34:35,134 Sometimes. 803 00:34:35,218 --> 00:34:37,550 Well... [sighs] 804 00:34:37,634 --> 00:34:39,675 ...what's Shim think? 805 00:34:41,884 --> 00:34:43,675 Unclear. 806 00:34:48,009 --> 00:34:50,093 Xan's mom showed up today. 807 00:34:52,134 --> 00:34:55,926 She's a junkie... 808 00:34:56,009 --> 00:34:57,384 hooking. 809 00:34:59,425 --> 00:35:01,134 What are you gonna do? 810 00:35:04,842 --> 00:35:06,717 I don't know. 811 00:35:11,509 --> 00:35:13,176 Maybe you should try asking Shim. 812 00:35:13,259 --> 00:35:15,926 [chuckles] 813 00:35:16,009 --> 00:35:17,717 Yeah, maybe. 814 00:35:20,884 --> 00:35:22,259 [Alex] You know, I just realized 815 00:35:22,343 --> 00:35:23,634 I never really established 816 00:35:23,717 --> 00:35:25,759 any clear boundaries with Sara, you know? 817 00:35:25,842 --> 00:35:27,009 Mm. 818 00:35:27,093 --> 00:35:28,926 You know, she was the last person 819 00:35:29,009 --> 00:35:30,634 I ever let go down on me. 820 00:35:30,717 --> 00:35:33,009 - Really? - Yeah. It's a trust thing. 821 00:35:33,093 --> 00:35:34,926 We were engaged. 822 00:35:35,009 --> 00:35:37,592 We had already picked out the names of our first three kids. 823 00:35:37,675 --> 00:35:39,634 We already reserved our burial plots. 824 00:35:39,717 --> 00:35:42,509 - You were engaged? - Yeah, twice. 825 00:35:42,592 --> 00:35:44,425 You ever think about getting married? 826 00:35:44,509 --> 00:35:46,967 [breathes deeply] Yeah, lots of times. 827 00:35:47,051 --> 00:35:48,009 Mm-hmm. 828 00:35:48,093 --> 00:35:50,634 There was Matty and Derek, 829 00:35:50,717 --> 00:35:52,550 Franny's dad, 830 00:35:52,634 --> 00:35:56,425 and Neil, but that was just kind of for the cash. 831 00:35:56,509 --> 00:35:59,259 I thought it would be weird having sex without penises, 832 00:35:59,343 --> 00:36:01,176 but it's not that bad. 833 00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:03,301 There's also other things we get to do, too, 834 00:36:03,384 --> 00:36:04,218 that are pretty good. 835 00:36:04,301 --> 00:36:06,009 It's not so messy. 836 00:36:06,093 --> 00:36:08,425 We don't have to worry about birth control... 837 00:36:08,509 --> 00:36:10,509 I mean, Matty did have a really big dick, 838 00:36:10,592 --> 00:36:12,259 which was super great and everything, 839 00:36:12,343 --> 00:36:13,967 and Derek really knew what he was doing 840 00:36:14,051 --> 00:36:15,801 and had such a good body. 841 00:36:15,884 --> 00:36:19,550 [sighs] I don't know. 842 00:36:19,634 --> 00:36:23,009 Having sex with a girl is like... 843 00:36:23,093 --> 00:36:25,093 It's kind of like having sex with yourself. 844 00:36:25,176 --> 00:36:27,384 You know? 845 00:36:29,384 --> 00:36:32,467 [train passing overhead] 846 00:36:36,926 --> 00:36:38,717 [dog barking] 847 00:36:38,801 --> 00:36:41,134 - [Terry] Down! - [dog barks] 848 00:36:41,218 --> 00:36:42,218 - [Terry] Down, Adolf! - [smack] 849 00:36:42,301 --> 00:36:44,009 - Down! - [dog whimpers] 850 00:36:44,093 --> 00:36:45,425 [lock clicks] 851 00:36:45,509 --> 00:36:47,467 Jesus! 852 00:36:47,550 --> 00:36:50,259 What the fuck you want? 853 00:36:50,343 --> 00:36:51,842 I heard you got out, Milkovich. 854 00:36:51,926 --> 00:36:53,343 Couple weeks. [sighs] 855 00:36:53,425 --> 00:36:55,509 - What are you doing tomorrow? - Why? 856 00:36:55,592 --> 00:36:58,926 Want to help a good man save the South Side? 857 00:36:59,009 --> 00:37:00,509 You paying? 858 00:37:02,550 --> 00:37:04,009 Yeah. 859 00:37:05,343 --> 00:37:08,301 ♪ patriotic music ♪ 860 00:37:08,384 --> 00:37:13,509 ♪♪♪ 861 00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,926 Oh. 862 00:37:18,009 --> 00:37:19,675 What, you headed to church, Frank? 863 00:37:19,759 --> 00:37:20,801 Got to head out early, 864 00:37:20,884 --> 00:37:22,176 convince the Mo voters 865 00:37:22,259 --> 00:37:23,675 to get to the polls. 866 00:37:23,759 --> 00:37:24,967 Mo voters. 867 00:37:25,051 --> 00:37:26,759 What, is there a branch of the Klan 868 00:37:26,842 --> 00:37:28,467 somewhere around here? 869 00:37:28,550 --> 00:37:31,051 God-fearing European-American patriots 870 00:37:31,134 --> 00:37:33,051 are everywhere, son. 871 00:37:33,134 --> 00:37:34,884 Carl, you gonna vote? 872 00:37:34,967 --> 00:37:37,425 - Too young. - Ian? 873 00:37:37,509 --> 00:37:38,926 Doubt it. What's the point? 874 00:37:39,009 --> 00:37:40,218 Lip? 875 00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:43,592 Not registered. 876 00:37:43,675 --> 00:37:46,759 How are we ever gonna effect real change in this country 877 00:37:46,842 --> 00:37:49,384 if our young citizens refuse to participate? 878 00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:51,176 Now, you do know it's illegal 879 00:37:51,259 --> 00:37:52,592 to ask for campaign contributions 880 00:37:52,675 --> 00:37:54,218 after you lose an election, right? 881 00:37:54,301 --> 00:37:57,550 Well, you never know. Could force a runoff. 882 00:38:01,425 --> 00:38:04,301 [door opens, closes] 883 00:38:12,093 --> 00:38:14,218 You're up early. 884 00:38:14,301 --> 00:38:16,134 Wanted to vote before work. 885 00:38:16,218 --> 00:38:17,176 You can vote? 886 00:38:17,259 --> 00:38:19,675 Yes. I'm a citizen. 887 00:38:19,759 --> 00:38:21,384 Eight years. 888 00:38:23,550 --> 00:38:25,967 Who'd you vote for? 889 00:38:26,051 --> 00:38:29,176 Wouldn't you like to know? 890 00:38:29,259 --> 00:38:31,176 Wyman? 891 00:38:31,259 --> 00:38:32,717 [chuckles] 892 00:38:32,801 --> 00:38:34,967 Mo? 893 00:38:35,051 --> 00:38:37,592 Eh, definitely not Mo. 894 00:38:42,343 --> 00:38:44,967 There's bacon and half an omelet in the oven. 895 00:38:45,051 --> 00:38:46,550 See you later. 896 00:38:47,884 --> 00:38:48,592 [door closes] 897 00:38:48,675 --> 00:38:50,384 [door opens] 898 00:38:50,467 --> 00:38:51,801 Hi. Good morning. 899 00:38:51,884 --> 00:38:53,218 [grunts] 900 00:38:53,301 --> 00:38:55,675 Uh, is it my turn to pick breakfast today? 901 00:38:55,759 --> 00:38:57,550 I could make us some eggs. 902 00:38:57,634 --> 00:38:59,675 Uh, no. Actually, I kin--um... 903 00:38:59,759 --> 00:39:01,759 I kind of got to get to work, so... 904 00:39:01,842 --> 00:39:02,759 Oh. 905 00:39:09,717 --> 00:39:11,759 [door closes] 906 00:39:11,842 --> 00:39:13,592 Bye. 907 00:39:15,259 --> 00:39:18,634 ♪ rock music with synth ♪ 908 00:39:18,717 --> 00:39:23,675 ♪♪♪ 909 00:39:23,759 --> 00:39:28,592 ♪ man singing in Spanish ♪ 910 00:39:31,717 --> 00:39:33,842 Think I could kill a man, Jasper? 911 00:39:33,926 --> 00:39:37,051 Think I could do it? Shoot him in the face? 912 00:39:37,134 --> 00:39:39,967 [Carl] Watch his brains blow out the back of his head 913 00:39:40,051 --> 00:39:42,759 as the life slowly drains from his eyes 914 00:39:42,842 --> 00:39:46,218 and his blood puddles at my feet? 915 00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:47,675 ♪♪♪ 916 00:39:47,759 --> 00:39:49,926 - [sighs] - [gun uncocks] 917 00:39:51,759 --> 00:39:55,592 [engine revving] 918 00:39:57,301 --> 00:40:00,176 ♪ rock music ♪ 919 00:40:00,259 --> 00:40:04,634 ♪♪♪ 920 00:40:05,884 --> 00:40:07,842 Okay, just sort of spread out, casual. 921 00:40:07,926 --> 00:40:09,384 Easy, casual. 922 00:40:09,467 --> 00:40:11,093 Put the chain away. Thank you. 923 00:40:11,176 --> 00:40:12,967 - [Frank] Okay. - [van doors close] 924 00:40:13,051 --> 00:40:15,218 ♪♪♪ 925 00:40:15,301 --> 00:40:17,550 Okay, half now, 926 00:40:17,634 --> 00:40:19,301 half when the polls close. 927 00:40:19,384 --> 00:40:21,884 No violence, no verbal threats. 928 00:40:21,967 --> 00:40:22,926 Just act scary. 929 00:40:23,009 --> 00:40:25,592 Got it. 930 00:40:25,675 --> 00:40:28,467 ♪ We hit the party, it was 2:00 a.m. ♪ 931 00:40:28,550 --> 00:40:32,009 ♪ The place was jumping, it was most of our friends ♪ 932 00:40:32,093 --> 00:40:34,884 ♪ And in the corner crept a black-haired vixen ♪ 933 00:40:34,967 --> 00:40:36,967 ♪ She looked like she could use ♪ 934 00:40:37,051 --> 00:40:39,384 ♪ Some of my fixin' ♪ 935 00:40:39,467 --> 00:40:40,967 ♪♪♪ 936 00:40:41,051 --> 00:40:42,675 [Izzy] What the hell do you think you're doing? 937 00:40:42,759 --> 00:40:44,550 You can't be out here. 938 00:40:44,634 --> 00:40:46,926 Those shirts are advocating for a candidate. 939 00:40:47,009 --> 00:40:49,093 No, no, these proud men and women 940 00:40:49,176 --> 00:40:51,884 of European extraction are just exercising their right 941 00:40:51,967 --> 00:40:53,967 to free expression... 942 00:40:54,051 --> 00:40:55,967 and comfortable warm-weather outerwear. 943 00:40:56,051 --> 00:40:58,634 No electioneering outside of polling places. 944 00:40:58,717 --> 00:41:00,592 I'm waiting for my mother to get out of Mass 945 00:41:00,675 --> 00:41:01,884 so we can vote together. 946 00:41:01,967 --> 00:41:03,926 I'm waiting for my sister. 947 00:41:04,009 --> 00:41:05,717 ♪ And I give her ♪ 948 00:41:05,801 --> 00:41:10,550 ♪ Exactly what she needs ♪ 949 00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:11,967 ♪ My fixin' ♪ 950 00:41:12,051 --> 00:41:16,301 ♪ Will bring her to her knees ♪ 951 00:41:16,384 --> 00:41:19,717 ♪ To her knees ♪ 952 00:41:19,801 --> 00:41:22,009 ♪ To her knees ♪ 953 00:41:26,134 --> 00:41:28,009 Hey, I didn't see you come in. 954 00:41:28,093 --> 00:41:29,550 Oh, I came in the back. 955 00:41:29,634 --> 00:41:31,093 All the applause and hugging 956 00:41:31,176 --> 00:41:34,467 when I come in the front is kind of... weird. 957 00:41:34,550 --> 00:41:36,343 What is this? 958 00:41:36,425 --> 00:41:39,759 Oh, just a couple of the arty kids are... 959 00:41:39,842 --> 00:41:43,509 working up a few ideas for if you do end up in prison. 960 00:41:46,967 --> 00:41:50,009 Couple assholes in a van chased me last night. 961 00:41:50,093 --> 00:41:51,926 Apparently, they're not very big fans 962 00:41:52,009 --> 00:41:54,176 of my interpretations of Biblical verse. 963 00:41:54,259 --> 00:41:55,884 Fuckers. 964 00:41:55,967 --> 00:41:58,717 I'll get you a couple of Lesbian League bodyguards. 965 00:41:58,801 --> 00:42:01,759 They'd love nothing more than a chance to stomp homophobes. 966 00:42:07,176 --> 00:42:09,467 Think any of this is gonna end up making a difference? 967 00:42:11,301 --> 00:42:12,801 Ian, you've given thousands 968 00:42:12,884 --> 00:42:15,009 of gay and lesbian teenagers a voice. 969 00:42:15,093 --> 00:42:17,926 You've inspired us to stand up and fight for ourselves. 970 00:42:18,009 --> 00:42:19,801 You know what I was thinking 971 00:42:19,884 --> 00:42:22,218 when I was running away from those bastards? 972 00:42:22,301 --> 00:42:25,051 It's been 2,000 years since Jesus died on the cross, 973 00:42:25,134 --> 00:42:27,051 and I'm still running for my life down an alley 974 00:42:27,134 --> 00:42:29,301 'cause I fall in love with men instead of women. 975 00:42:31,425 --> 00:42:33,634 - Yeah. - [door opens] 976 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:36,259 Just got a 911 from Antifa. 977 00:42:36,343 --> 00:42:37,842 Bunch of Nazis are keeping people 978 00:42:37,926 --> 00:42:40,634 from voting at an elementary school. 979 00:42:42,801 --> 00:42:44,550 Jeez, what's with the suit? 980 00:42:44,634 --> 00:42:46,634 We have a new consulting business-- 981 00:42:46,717 --> 00:42:48,051 - [door closes] - Vagina Safe. 982 00:42:48,134 --> 00:42:50,009 It's Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval, 983 00:42:50,093 --> 00:42:51,467 but for not being rapey. 984 00:42:51,550 --> 00:42:53,343 We're doing an inspection. 985 00:42:53,425 --> 00:42:56,218 We check out bars and make sure that they're safe for women. 986 00:42:56,301 --> 00:42:58,967 Mm, definitely not gonna be safe wearing that outfit. 987 00:42:59,051 --> 00:43:00,550 You see, that's exactly what we're talking about, Tommy. 988 00:43:00,634 --> 00:43:02,384 A woman should feel free 989 00:43:02,467 --> 00:43:05,093 to dress however slutty she wants, whenever. 990 00:43:05,176 --> 00:43:07,051 - "Slutty"? - No, baby, not you. 991 00:43:07,134 --> 00:43:09,259 You know, other women who are slutty. 992 00:43:09,343 --> 00:43:11,675 We award the bars one, two, or three vaginas 993 00:43:11,759 --> 00:43:13,259 after our inspection. 994 00:43:13,343 --> 00:43:16,759 - Three vaginas are the safest. - What is that? 995 00:43:16,842 --> 00:43:19,009 Spy camera. Cool, huh? 996 00:43:19,093 --> 00:43:22,009 [Veronica] What's up with you? You okay? 997 00:43:22,093 --> 00:43:24,343 Well, I'm heading over to vote, but... 998 00:43:24,425 --> 00:43:26,842 Ford got in my head, and now I'm not sure I'm doing 999 00:43:26,926 --> 00:43:29,134 the right thing voting for Ruiz. 1000 00:43:29,218 --> 00:43:31,550 You're definitely not doing the right thing. 1001 00:43:31,634 --> 00:43:34,301 Why does everyone think I'm supposed to vote for Wyman? 1002 00:43:34,384 --> 00:43:35,675 Just 'cause she's a woman? 1003 00:43:35,759 --> 00:43:37,967 Ruiz is a successful businessman. 1004 00:43:38,051 --> 00:43:40,134 He knows how to get things done. 1005 00:43:40,218 --> 00:43:42,009 That "successful businessmen in Washington" shit's 1006 00:43:42,093 --> 00:43:44,884 not working too well for us right now. 1007 00:43:44,967 --> 00:43:46,801 So not voting for Wyman makes me 1008 00:43:46,884 --> 00:43:48,343 a racist and a hypocrite? 1009 00:43:48,425 --> 00:43:51,967 If the tiny glove fits... 1010 00:43:52,051 --> 00:43:53,301 We got to go pretty soon, baby. 1011 00:43:53,384 --> 00:43:55,134 Bye, Fi. 1012 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:59,467 You're drinking a beer in the middle of the day. 1013 00:43:59,550 --> 00:44:01,467 It might be a clue as to whether you're making 1014 00:44:01,550 --> 00:44:02,884 the right decision or not. 1015 00:44:06,550 --> 00:44:07,592 Bye, girl. 1016 00:44:09,134 --> 00:44:12,093 ♪ rock music ♪ 1017 00:44:12,176 --> 00:44:17,259 ♪♪♪ 1018 00:44:19,759 --> 00:44:23,176 [engine sputtering] 1019 00:44:23,259 --> 00:44:26,134 ♪ Lightning struck my mind ♪ 1020 00:44:26,218 --> 00:44:30,425 [engine turning over, revving repeatedly] 1021 00:44:30,509 --> 00:44:33,176 ♪♪♪ 1022 00:44:33,259 --> 00:44:36,634 ♪ With the ashes of my own hand ♪ 1023 00:44:36,717 --> 00:44:39,218 ♪ Torn by angels' claws ♪ 1024 00:44:39,301 --> 00:44:42,509 ♪ Mystics told and sold their dirty cross ♪ 1025 00:44:42,592 --> 00:44:44,259 How much you get? 1026 00:44:44,343 --> 00:44:46,343 - Twelve. - [tires squealing] 1027 00:44:46,425 --> 00:44:48,384 You know, he's probably gonna wreck that bike 1028 00:44:48,467 --> 00:44:49,509 within a week. 1029 00:44:49,592 --> 00:44:50,801 Yeah. 1030 00:44:50,884 --> 00:44:52,634 You may even get a chance 1031 00:44:52,717 --> 00:44:54,592 to rebuild it again if he lives. 1032 00:44:54,675 --> 00:44:57,134 ♪♪♪ 1033 00:45:01,301 --> 00:45:04,134 [indistinct chatter] 1034 00:45:09,301 --> 00:45:11,675 Hey, Frank. What the fuck is going on here? 1035 00:45:11,759 --> 00:45:13,093 What? 1036 00:45:13,176 --> 00:45:14,926 [tires screeching] 1037 00:45:15,009 --> 00:45:17,967 ♪ dramatic rock music ♪ 1038 00:45:18,051 --> 00:45:20,259 ♪♪♪ 1039 00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,051 [Terry] Who are these ninja motherfuckers? 1040 00:45:23,134 --> 00:45:26,009 [indistinct shouting] 1041 00:45:26,093 --> 00:45:28,550 ♪♪♪ 1042 00:45:28,634 --> 00:45:31,967 [Terry] Shit. Are those women? 1043 00:45:32,051 --> 00:45:34,259 ♪♪♪ 1044 00:45:34,343 --> 00:45:37,675 Fuck you! 1045 00:45:37,759 --> 00:45:42,634 ♪♪♪ 1046 00:45:46,675 --> 00:45:48,509 You did this? 1047 00:45:48,592 --> 00:45:53,384 ♪♪♪ 1048 00:45:53,467 --> 00:45:55,009 Hey! 1049 00:45:55,093 --> 00:45:57,467 ♪♪♪ 1050 00:45:57,550 --> 00:45:59,425 [laughs] 1051 00:45:59,509 --> 00:46:04,384 ♪♪♪ 1052 00:46:11,301 --> 00:46:16,218 ♪♪♪ 1053 00:46:19,384 --> 00:46:22,301 [lock clicks, door opens] 1054 00:46:22,384 --> 00:46:24,009 Hey. 1055 00:46:26,675 --> 00:46:28,009 Hi. 1056 00:46:29,926 --> 00:46:32,675 Did I do something wrong? 1057 00:46:35,218 --> 00:46:37,634 - I can't do this again. - Do what? 1058 00:46:37,717 --> 00:46:39,467 It's just-- it's too many triggers, 1059 00:46:39,550 --> 00:46:41,425 - and it just-- - Triggers? 1060 00:46:41,509 --> 00:46:43,926 Falling in love with a straight girl, it's too painful. 1061 00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:46,801 Oh, Alex, I'm gay. 1062 00:46:46,884 --> 00:46:50,509 [scoffs] You've been gay what, two days? 1063 00:46:50,592 --> 00:46:52,967 I always do this. I always do this. 1064 00:46:53,051 --> 00:46:56,301 I promised myself I wouldn't do it again, and... 1065 00:46:56,384 --> 00:46:57,801 What--what if I am gay? 1066 00:46:57,884 --> 00:46:59,717 See, you're not even sure. 1067 00:46:59,801 --> 00:47:01,384 You don't know if you're in love with me 1068 00:47:01,467 --> 00:47:02,967 or you just hate men. 1069 00:47:03,051 --> 00:47:06,634 Can't I be in love with you and hate men, too? 1070 00:47:06,717 --> 00:47:07,717 Please go. 1071 00:47:07,801 --> 00:47:09,425 Just go. 1072 00:47:20,550 --> 00:47:23,509 ♪ martial music ♪ 1073 00:47:23,592 --> 00:47:28,467 ♪♪♪ 1074 00:47:30,634 --> 00:47:32,301 You choose. 1075 00:47:38,467 --> 00:47:43,384 ♪♪♪ 1076 00:47:43,467 --> 00:47:46,093 We count off 20 paces, turn, and shoot. 1077 00:47:46,176 --> 00:47:47,801 - Okay. - [guns cock] 1078 00:47:47,884 --> 00:47:51,093 ♪♪♪ 1079 00:47:51,176 --> 00:47:53,176 Uh, back to back. 1080 00:47:53,259 --> 00:47:54,634 Saw it in a movie. 1081 00:47:54,717 --> 00:47:59,675 ♪♪♪ 1082 00:47:59,759 --> 00:48:02,967 [both] One, two, three, four, 1083 00:48:03,051 --> 00:48:05,926 five, six, seven, eight, 1084 00:48:06,009 --> 00:48:07,592 nine, ten, 1085 00:48:07,675 --> 00:48:09,176 11, 12, 1086 00:48:09,259 --> 00:48:12,425 13, 14, 15, 16, 1087 00:48:12,509 --> 00:48:15,425 17, 18, 19, 20. 1088 00:48:15,509 --> 00:48:20,343 ♪♪♪ 1089 00:48:29,592 --> 00:48:32,467 [screaming] 1090 00:48:32,550 --> 00:48:34,425 What the hell did you do that for? 1091 00:48:34,509 --> 00:48:36,801 I don't want to go to West Point! 1092 00:48:36,884 --> 00:48:39,009 - Fucking kid-- - It's my dad! 1093 00:48:39,093 --> 00:48:40,759 [screaming] 1094 00:48:40,842 --> 00:48:42,592 I want to go to Sarah Lawrence and be a poet. 1095 00:48:42,675 --> 00:48:44,134 What? 1096 00:48:44,218 --> 00:48:46,884 [gasping] Hey, hey, hey... 1097 00:48:46,967 --> 00:48:48,301 Oh, I'm a--I'm a cripple now. 1098 00:48:48,384 --> 00:48:49,759 I don't have to go into the military. 1099 00:48:49,842 --> 00:48:51,509 Yeah, I don't know if it works like that. 1100 00:48:51,592 --> 00:48:54,384 It's a flesh wound. Probably heal up pretty quick. 1101 00:48:56,675 --> 00:48:57,884 Shit! 1102 00:48:57,967 --> 00:48:59,343 Shit! Shoot me. 1103 00:48:59,425 --> 00:49:01,884 - What? - Yeah, through the bone. 1104 00:49:01,967 --> 00:49:04,343 All right, I'll have a limp. Great poets have limps. 1105 00:49:04,425 --> 00:49:06,218 No fucking way. 1106 00:49:06,301 --> 00:49:10,093 "I wander, lonely as a cloud 1107 00:49:10,176 --> 00:49:12,093 that floats on high o'er vale and hills, 1108 00:49:12,176 --> 00:49:13,343 when all at once, 1109 00:49:13,425 --> 00:49:15,134 I see a crowd, a host, 1110 00:49:15,218 --> 00:49:17,218 of golden daffodils..." 1111 00:49:17,301 --> 00:49:19,259 Jesus, knock off that golden daffodils shit. 1112 00:49:19,343 --> 00:49:21,218 "Besides the lake beneath the trees, 1113 00:49:21,301 --> 00:49:23,218 fluttering, dancing in the breeze, 1114 00:49:23,301 --> 00:49:25,009 continuous as the stars 1115 00:49:25,093 --> 00:49:26,759 that shine and twinkle in the"-- 1116 00:49:26,842 --> 00:49:28,675 Oh! 1117 00:49:28,759 --> 00:49:30,009 Fuck! 1118 00:49:30,093 --> 00:49:31,675 Fuck! Thank you. 1119 00:49:31,759 --> 00:49:33,926 [gasps] 1120 00:49:34,009 --> 00:49:36,384 Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh, one was enough. 1121 00:49:36,467 --> 00:49:38,384 I'm good. 1122 00:49:38,467 --> 00:49:39,842 [whimpers, pants] 1123 00:49:39,926 --> 00:49:42,509 [laughs] 1124 00:49:42,592 --> 00:49:43,926 Ah, hey. 1125 00:49:44,009 --> 00:49:45,675 [Ben] Hey, thanks, man. 1126 00:49:45,759 --> 00:49:47,592 Dude, kill it at West Point! 1127 00:49:50,343 --> 00:49:52,550 [door closes] 1128 00:49:52,634 --> 00:49:54,343 [Ford humming] 1129 00:49:57,384 --> 00:49:59,509 [door closes] 1130 00:50:02,509 --> 00:50:03,842 What happened to your hand? 1131 00:50:05,051 --> 00:50:08,801 I was in a riot outside an elementary school. 1132 00:50:08,884 --> 00:50:10,926 A riot? 1133 00:50:11,009 --> 00:50:13,051 It was Frank. Don't ask. 1134 00:50:13,134 --> 00:50:14,550 [sighs] 1135 00:50:21,343 --> 00:50:22,926 I voted for Wyman. 1136 00:50:25,801 --> 00:50:28,301 Good. 1137 00:50:28,384 --> 00:50:31,425 So I'm not a traitor to my class. 1138 00:50:31,509 --> 00:50:33,009 No, I never said that you were. 1139 00:50:33,093 --> 00:50:35,384 - You thought so. - [chuckles] 1140 00:50:37,343 --> 00:50:40,301 ♪ rock music ♪ 1141 00:50:40,384 --> 00:50:43,425 ♪♪♪ 1142 00:50:43,509 --> 00:50:44,759 [Lip] What's going on? 1143 00:50:44,842 --> 00:50:45,926 [crying] I'm moving back home. 1144 00:50:46,009 --> 00:50:47,259 You moved out? 1145 00:50:47,343 --> 00:50:50,093 Alex and I broke up. [sniffles] 1146 00:50:50,176 --> 00:50:51,967 Who's Alex? 1147 00:50:52,051 --> 00:50:52,884 Shut up, Lip! 1148 00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:54,134 Shut up! 1149 00:50:54,218 --> 00:50:59,343 ♪♪♪ 1150 00:51:02,675 --> 00:51:04,884 Hey, um, are you gonna be all right hanging here 1151 00:51:04,967 --> 00:51:06,592 if I have to go out for a while? 1152 00:51:06,675 --> 00:51:08,176 Where are you going? 1153 00:51:08,259 --> 00:51:10,842 I'll be back, all right? Just do your homework. 1154 00:51:12,967 --> 00:51:16,051 Those hairy-armpit Rastas are tougher than they look. 1155 00:51:16,134 --> 00:51:18,717 [chuckles] 1156 00:51:18,801 --> 00:51:21,467 Hey. Fought the good fight, Mo. 1157 00:51:21,550 --> 00:51:23,425 You got nothing to be ashamed of. 1158 00:51:23,509 --> 00:51:28,550 [people cheering] 1159 00:51:28,634 --> 00:51:30,134 [woman on TV] In a shocking development 1160 00:51:30,218 --> 00:51:32,134 on the South Side, and with all 1161 00:51:32,218 --> 00:51:33,759 polling locations now reporting, 1162 00:51:33,842 --> 00:51:36,884 Maurice "Mo" White is the surprise victor... 1163 00:51:36,967 --> 00:51:39,384 - Holy shit, Mo. - ...collecting just over 52% 1164 00:51:39,467 --> 00:51:41,009 of the votes cast. 1165 00:51:41,093 --> 00:51:42,967 - [crowd chanting] Mo White... - You won. 1166 00:51:43,051 --> 00:51:44,884 [woman] Pollsters admit that estimates were likely skewed 1167 00:51:44,967 --> 00:51:46,884 due to the reluctance of most voters 1168 00:51:46,967 --> 00:51:49,425 to admit they're actually bigots. 1169 00:51:49,509 --> 00:51:52,592 You're a congressman again. What are you gonna do? 1170 00:51:52,675 --> 00:51:54,259 - [crowd chanting] Mo White! - Huh. 1171 00:51:54,343 --> 00:51:56,967 - Mo White! Mo White! - Absolutely nothing. 1172 00:51:57,051 --> 00:51:58,884 That's the beauty of being in Congress. 1173 00:51:58,967 --> 00:52:01,384 You don't have to do a goddamn thing. 1174 00:52:01,467 --> 00:52:04,801 [laughs] 1175 00:52:04,884 --> 00:52:05,967 [woman] ...where shocked supporters 1176 00:52:06,051 --> 00:52:07,675 can't believe the results 1177 00:52:07,759 --> 00:52:10,093 and are already calling for a recount. 1178 00:52:10,176 --> 00:52:11,717 Wyman collected only 20-- 1179 00:52:23,218 --> 00:52:25,842 What the fuck do you want? 1180 00:52:25,926 --> 00:52:28,093 Ten grand. 1181 00:52:29,134 --> 00:52:32,051 ♪ tender music ♪ 1182 00:52:32,134 --> 00:52:35,218 ♪♪♪ 1183 00:52:35,301 --> 00:52:36,884 I give you ten grand, 1184 00:52:36,967 --> 00:52:39,884 and you agree to stay away from Xan. 1185 00:52:39,967 --> 00:52:42,425 You have to sign some papers. 1186 00:52:42,509 --> 00:52:47,592 ♪♪♪ 1187 00:52:49,301 --> 00:52:52,134 What kind of papers? 1188 00:52:52,218 --> 00:52:55,884 You'd relinquish your parental rights... 1189 00:52:55,967 --> 00:52:59,051 and make me Xan's legal guardian. 1190 00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:01,425 ♪♪♪ 1191 00:53:01,509 --> 00:53:05,051 [papers shuffling] 1192 00:53:05,134 --> 00:53:06,634 Ten grand. 1193 00:53:06,717 --> 00:53:09,176 ♪♪♪ 1194 00:53:09,259 --> 00:53:10,967 Take it or leave it. 1195 00:53:11,051 --> 00:53:15,967 ♪♪♪ 1196 00:53:17,259 --> 00:53:20,467 Can I see the papers? 1197 00:53:20,550 --> 00:53:25,717 ♪♪♪ 1198 00:53:26,384 --> 00:53:28,675 [breathes raggedly] 1199 00:53:28,759 --> 00:53:31,343 You'd have to sign it in front of a notary... 1200 00:53:31,425 --> 00:53:32,842 to make it legal. 1201 00:53:32,926 --> 00:53:35,218 We can go in the morning. 1202 00:53:35,301 --> 00:53:37,926 ♪♪♪ 1203 00:53:38,009 --> 00:53:40,051 Mom? 1204 00:53:40,134 --> 00:53:45,093 ♪♪♪ 1205 00:53:45,176 --> 00:53:47,759 I knew you'd come back for me! 1206 00:53:47,842 --> 00:53:51,425 ♪♪♪ 1207 00:53:51,509 --> 00:53:53,842 [Mercy] It's so good to see you. 1208 00:53:53,926 --> 00:53:58,842 ♪♪♪ 1209 00:54:13,134 --> 00:54:17,675 [speaking indistinctly] 1210 00:54:23,425 --> 00:54:28,550 ♪♪♪ 1211 00:54:54,842 --> 00:54:56,093 [man on TV] Congressman Mo White 1212 00:54:56,176 --> 00:54:57,550 was sworn into office 1213 00:54:57,634 --> 00:54:59,425 - on Capitol Hill today. - [chuckles] 1214 00:54:59,509 --> 00:55:01,801 The surprise winner won a hard-fought campaign 1215 00:55:01,884 --> 00:55:04,592 against Isaac Ruiz and Eleanor Wyman, 1216 00:55:04,675 --> 00:55:07,301 capturing 52% of the vote. 1217 00:55:07,384 --> 00:55:08,592 Not long ago-- 1218 00:55:08,675 --> 00:55:10,550 I didn't know Mo had a family. 1219 00:55:10,634 --> 00:55:11,425 [man] He campaigned relentlessly... 1220 00:55:11,509 --> 00:55:13,384 He doesn't. 1221 00:55:13,467 --> 00:55:15,009 [man] ...and it definitely paid off. 1222 00:55:15,093 --> 00:55:18,009 ♪ rock music ♪ 1223 00:55:18,093 --> 00:55:22,176 ♪♪♪