1 00:00:00,527 --> 00:00:02,896 Where the hell were you last week, you fools! 2 00:00:02,930 --> 00:00:05,236 This is Colonel Curt McNally. 3 00:00:05,270 --> 00:00:07,580 I was hoping you could tell me a little bit about West Point. 4 00:00:07,614 --> 00:00:09,946 Go watch the kids, please! Okay, guys, 5 00:00:09,981 --> 00:00:11,181 I'm going up to my office. 6 00:00:11,216 --> 00:00:12,552 Debs and Ethel are in charge. 7 00:00:12,586 --> 00:00:15,054 Do you know what this is? Liberation. 8 00:00:15,088 --> 00:00:18,190 Today, a grocery truck. Tomorrow, the world. 9 00:00:18,224 --> 00:00:20,225 I want to marry Karen. 10 00:00:20,260 --> 00:00:21,893 We can't have sex anymore. 11 00:00:21,928 --> 00:00:24,061 Is that my ring? 12 00:00:24,095 --> 00:00:25,429 Fuck! 13 00:00:27,797 --> 00:00:29,064 - Are we on for later? - I haven't decided 14 00:00:29,099 --> 00:00:30,598 if I still like you, Adam. 15 00:00:30,633 --> 00:00:33,300 You went to high school with this Craig Heisner? 16 00:00:33,335 --> 00:00:36,637 - He's hot. Sent him your number. - What's the opposite of thank you? 17 00:00:36,671 --> 00:00:39,275 - Bet he thinks you're gonna hook up. - He's married. 18 00:00:39,309 --> 00:00:41,478 Well, it's a good thing that I met up with Craig Heisner. 19 00:00:41,512 --> 00:00:43,412 He's married. 20 00:00:43,446 --> 00:00:45,081 I was surprised to hear from you on Facebook. 21 00:00:45,116 --> 00:00:46,482 You were always with that bitchy cheerleader. 22 00:00:46,517 --> 00:00:48,450 What was her name, Lucy Joe? 23 00:00:48,485 --> 00:00:49,451 You mean my wife. 24 00:00:49,486 --> 00:00:50,985 Oh, shit. 25 00:00:51,020 --> 00:00:52,587 - So that was fun. - Yeah, it was. 26 00:00:52,621 --> 00:00:54,255 If I weren't married, maybe things would be different. 27 00:00:54,289 --> 00:00:55,555 - Why'd you want to meet here? - You said I should 28 00:00:55,590 --> 00:00:57,323 have made a move on you in high school. 29 00:00:57,357 --> 00:00:59,926 What about your wife? I didn't have a wife in high school. 30 00:00:59,961 --> 00:01:01,294 Seriously? 31 00:01:04,389 --> 00:01:08,994 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 32 00:01:16,782 --> 00:01:19,351 ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪ 33 00:01:19,385 --> 00:01:22,853 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 34 00:01:22,888 --> 00:01:26,291 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 35 00:01:26,325 --> 00:01:30,661 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 36 00:01:30,695 --> 00:01:33,363 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 37 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:37,467 ♪ that you speak of♪ ♪ 38 00:01:37,501 --> 00:01:39,835 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 39 00:01:39,870 --> 00:01:43,173 ♪ you're so sure of♪ ♪ 40 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:45,944 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:51,084 --> 00:01:54,287 ♪ round up the friends you got ♪ 44 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:04,332 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 45 00:02:04,367 --> 00:02:08,504 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 46 00:02:08,538 --> 00:02:12,175 ♪ that you speak of♪ ♪ 47 00:02:12,210 --> 00:02:14,078 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 48 00:02:14,112 --> 00:02:15,646 ♪ you're so... ♪ 49 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:17,381 ♪ sure of♪ ♪ 50 00:02:20,919 --> 00:02:23,220 Oh, no, we have a spill. 51 00:02:23,254 --> 00:02:26,756 Stop throwing food, Ankush! Stop! 52 00:02:26,791 --> 00:02:29,759 It's not funny, kids! 53 00:02:29,794 --> 00:02:31,394 I can do this feeding if you need a break. 54 00:02:33,699 --> 00:02:36,467 Debbie? Let's not throw food. 55 00:02:37,436 --> 00:02:40,437 Who's playing in there? 56 00:02:42,274 --> 00:02:45,543 Come in! Come in! 57 00:02:49,582 --> 00:02:51,583 I'm looking for Fiona Gallagher. 58 00:02:51,617 --> 00:02:52,784 How old is he? 59 00:02:52,818 --> 00:02:54,919 He is a she. Where's Fiona? 60 00:02:54,953 --> 00:02:57,388 Uh, hang on. I'll get her. 61 00:02:57,422 --> 00:02:58,589 Shh! 62 00:02:58,623 --> 00:03:01,859 No, house better be on fire, Debs. 63 00:03:01,893 --> 00:03:04,729 Possible new client downstairs. Asked for you specifically. 64 00:03:04,763 --> 00:03:07,566 And it's always better to have an adult do the intake. 65 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,734 Can you handle another kid? 66 00:03:09,769 --> 00:03:12,538 I never ask if you can handle your job. 67 00:03:12,572 --> 00:03:15,574 - How old? - A crawler. Easy. Come on. 68 00:03:15,609 --> 00:03:18,277 - Hey, I'm Fiona. - Bitch! 69 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,080 That's for fucking my husband! 70 00:03:21,114 --> 00:03:23,549 Oh, shit! 71 00:03:23,584 --> 00:03:25,618 Remember me? Lucy Joe Heisner? 72 00:03:25,652 --> 00:03:27,720 Craig's wife?! 73 00:03:27,754 --> 00:03:29,588 Oh, Christ! 74 00:03:29,623 --> 00:03:32,725 You run like a coward, you filthy bitch! 75 00:03:32,759 --> 00:03:34,755 ♪ ♪ 76 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:38,230 you are not getting away from me that easily, you little slut! 77 00:03:38,264 --> 00:03:40,298 Shit. Ah, shit! 78 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:43,569 I'm gonna beat you like a piñata till candy flies outta your ass! 79 00:03:43,603 --> 00:03:44,637 Shit! 80 00:03:47,808 --> 00:03:49,008 Yeah, asshole, run! 81 00:03:49,043 --> 00:03:50,677 Shit! 82 00:03:52,646 --> 00:03:55,082 Come here! Bitch! 83 00:03:56,484 --> 00:03:57,784 Sheils? 84 00:03:59,787 --> 00:04:02,423 Sheila? 85 00:04:02,457 --> 00:04:04,825 How come I don't smell any breakfast? 86 00:04:04,859 --> 00:04:06,794 Oh! Jesus! 87 00:04:07,829 --> 00:04:08,963 Why are you nude? 88 00:04:08,997 --> 00:04:10,665 Gotta air it out. 89 00:04:10,699 --> 00:04:11,766 Where's Sheila? 90 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,469 Hair salon. 91 00:04:14,503 --> 00:04:16,871 497, 498... 92 00:04:16,905 --> 00:04:21,810 499, 500... 93 00:04:23,246 --> 00:04:24,980 Excuse me. 94 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,649 Hello! 95 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:30,820 Can you tell Valerie that I'll be a little late? 96 00:04:35,592 --> 00:04:37,893 Why the hell does she gotta go to a beauty salon? 97 00:04:37,928 --> 00:04:39,361 I'm the only one that looks at her. 98 00:04:39,396 --> 00:04:40,829 I don't give a rat's ass. 99 00:04:40,864 --> 00:04:43,899 Not for long. Mom's hoping to get her old job back. 100 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:48,136 Shit, I'm losing her, aren't I? 101 00:04:48,171 --> 00:04:50,572 - I'm making eggs. I'll make you some. - Shit! 102 00:04:50,607 --> 00:04:52,074 Can't hide forever! 103 00:04:52,108 --> 00:04:55,411 Oh, Jesus Christ! Do not let that woman in! 104 00:04:55,445 --> 00:04:57,479 What the hell did you do? 105 00:04:57,513 --> 00:05:00,048 You know how I know you fucked him? 106 00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:03,318 He told me, you filthy penis mitten! 107 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:08,490 Why would he do that? Why would he tell her? 108 00:05:08,525 --> 00:05:09,724 'Cause you chose a pussy. 109 00:05:09,759 --> 00:05:11,326 You always pick pussies. 110 00:05:13,429 --> 00:05:16,331 It'll die down in a couple of days. 111 00:05:16,366 --> 00:05:18,433 She'll turn all that anger back on him. 112 00:05:18,468 --> 00:05:20,869 If you're lucky, you'll get one more 113 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:22,237 desperation fuck out of the guy. 114 00:05:22,272 --> 00:05:25,240 You better be on the pill, bitch! Huh? 115 00:05:25,275 --> 00:05:28,010 Craig's babies are all ten-pounders. 116 00:05:28,044 --> 00:05:30,512 You push one out, it'll tear you in two! 117 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:33,415 I was chased from my own house, and now I'm hiding in yours. 118 00:05:33,450 --> 00:05:34,950 Holy shit, I'm you. 119 00:05:34,985 --> 00:05:36,719 I have waited for this day. 120 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,086 Frank? 121 00:05:38,121 --> 00:05:39,354 Under here. 122 00:05:39,389 --> 00:05:41,756 Oh, hey. 123 00:05:42,925 --> 00:05:44,458 Hey. 124 00:05:44,493 --> 00:05:46,261 Want some eggs? 125 00:05:48,764 --> 00:05:51,032 You really do have a gift. 126 00:05:51,067 --> 00:05:53,401 200 bones at 50 cents apiece. 127 00:06:00,408 --> 00:06:03,042 I meant what I said, we're not screwing anymore. 128 00:06:03,077 --> 00:06:04,577 Yeah, right. 129 00:06:08,515 --> 00:06:10,015 What, you were serious about that? 130 00:06:12,352 --> 00:06:14,786 Oh, a grain of sand? That's all it takes? 131 00:06:14,820 --> 00:06:17,989 More than you ever gave me. 132 00:06:18,023 --> 00:06:19,924 How much you even know about this guy? 133 00:06:19,958 --> 00:06:23,228 I know enough to know he's enough. 134 00:06:28,935 --> 00:06:30,503 We can still be friends, right? 135 00:06:30,537 --> 00:06:32,037 Right. 136 00:06:35,442 --> 00:06:37,609 What's with the Megan Fox shrine? 137 00:06:37,644 --> 00:06:40,446 Carl's been sleeping in the van. 138 00:06:40,481 --> 00:06:42,615 Is he even ten yet? 139 00:06:42,650 --> 00:06:44,484 You know what, I'm not even sure he's around. 140 00:06:44,518 --> 00:06:46,185 He's been hanging out with this kid Hank. 141 00:06:46,220 --> 00:06:47,520 Another knee-high delinquent. 142 00:06:47,554 --> 00:06:50,023 Ten bucks says they're in juvie by now. 143 00:06:50,057 --> 00:06:51,424 Guy must travel a lot. 144 00:06:51,459 --> 00:06:52,826 Nope. He's a midget. 145 00:06:52,861 --> 00:06:54,829 Likes how these make him feel normal. 146 00:06:56,865 --> 00:06:58,666 House sitters, incorporated. 147 00:06:58,700 --> 00:07:01,936 Mom, I told you, I need to keep this line open for clients. 148 00:07:01,970 --> 00:07:05,806 Yes, I'm fine. 149 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,307 Tomorrow. 150 00:07:07,342 --> 00:07:09,443 Yeah, me, too. 151 00:07:09,477 --> 00:07:11,444 Bummer the guy comes back tomorrow. 152 00:07:11,479 --> 00:07:12,879 Relax, I got more gigs lined up. 153 00:07:12,913 --> 00:07:15,381 What was that? 154 00:07:16,549 --> 00:07:17,816 What the hell is going on?! 155 00:07:17,851 --> 00:07:19,351 Shit! You said Thursday. 156 00:07:19,386 --> 00:07:21,620 It is Thursday! You were just supposed to bring in 157 00:07:21,655 --> 00:07:23,889 the mail and water, you little turd! 158 00:07:23,923 --> 00:07:26,125 You're drinking my booze?! 159 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,027 I thought you were kidding about the midget thing! 160 00:07:38,573 --> 00:07:40,841 Whoo! 161 00:07:40,875 --> 00:07:43,543 Ethel, come on. Why don't you go upstairs 162 00:07:43,577 --> 00:07:46,346 and borrow a swimming suit from Debbie? Come in the pool? 163 00:07:46,380 --> 00:07:48,414 No, thank you, sir. I wouldn't feel comfortable 164 00:07:48,448 --> 00:07:50,582 unless I was in my own swimming costume. 165 00:07:52,018 --> 00:07:54,219 All right, suit yourself, party pooper. 166 00:07:55,921 --> 00:07:57,355 Coast clear? 167 00:07:57,389 --> 00:07:58,656 Yeah. Who we dodging today? 168 00:07:58,690 --> 00:08:00,824 Bill collectors? Process servers? 169 00:08:00,859 --> 00:08:02,659 - Mrs. Craig Heisner. - What are you doing? 170 00:08:02,694 --> 00:08:04,694 You've been acting like a dude all summer. 171 00:08:04,729 --> 00:08:06,896 Oh, it's okay for guys to play the field, but not me? 172 00:08:06,931 --> 00:08:08,765 It's okay if you want guys to start running their dicks 173 00:08:08,799 --> 00:08:10,667 through the dishwasher after they bone you. 174 00:08:10,701 --> 00:08:14,003 Shut up. That's some serious UV protection. 175 00:08:14,038 --> 00:08:15,872 I know. She won't loosen up. 176 00:08:15,906 --> 00:08:17,240 I'm really starting to worry that 177 00:08:17,274 --> 00:08:19,041 she doesn't interact with anybody her own age. 178 00:08:19,076 --> 00:08:20,710 Should I force her or what? 179 00:08:20,744 --> 00:08:23,178 I don't know. I'm making this shit up as I go along. 180 00:08:23,213 --> 00:08:25,514 How'd she find out? Lucy Joe? 181 00:08:25,548 --> 00:08:27,582 Jesus, what is that, a rash? 182 00:08:27,616 --> 00:08:30,251 What? Yeah, I think it's from that laundry soap 183 00:08:30,285 --> 00:08:31,753 I got at the family dollar store. 184 00:08:31,787 --> 00:08:34,267 Made in China. Probably tainted with melamine. 185 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:35,790 No way. You're not going in the pool with that. 186 00:08:35,824 --> 00:08:38,392 - Come on. We gotta show that to V. - What about my kids? 187 00:08:38,427 --> 00:08:40,060 I don't have basketball practice until later. 188 00:08:40,095 --> 00:08:42,029 - Me and Ethel can watch 'em. - Ethel and I. 189 00:08:42,064 --> 00:08:44,766 You and I are gonna go show this to Veronica. 190 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,067 Let's go. Go on. 191 00:08:46,102 --> 00:08:49,771 - Be careful! - Yeah! 192 00:08:49,805 --> 00:08:51,773 Whoo! 193 00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:00,115 You got Jody. Hello? 194 00:09:00,149 --> 00:09:02,817 It's possible for a guy to be named Jody 195 00:09:02,852 --> 00:09:04,252 and not be a douche bag? 196 00:09:04,287 --> 00:09:05,720 Ever thought about calling him "Choady"? 197 00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:08,289 Tool hijacked my sex buddy. 198 00:09:08,324 --> 00:09:09,391 Revisionist's history. 199 00:09:09,425 --> 00:09:10,925 - What? - More than a sex buddy. 200 00:09:10,959 --> 00:09:12,927 Nah, that was just my little brain doing all 201 00:09:12,961 --> 00:09:14,995 the thinking while my ass was doing all the talking. 202 00:09:15,029 --> 00:09:17,497 You guys wanna come on the ice cream truck later? 203 00:09:17,532 --> 00:09:18,765 Can't. Volunteering at the VA. 204 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,767 - That's a waste of time. - It's gonna look good on 205 00:09:20,801 --> 00:09:21,801 my West Point application. 206 00:09:21,836 --> 00:09:23,270 You know, you should be figuring out 207 00:09:23,304 --> 00:09:25,506 how to work the system instead of playing into it. 208 00:09:25,540 --> 00:09:27,908 - America is a meritocracy. - They don't even make boot straps anymore, 209 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,443 then how the hell you supposed to pull yourself up by 'em? 210 00:09:29,478 --> 00:09:32,446 - Dumbass. - Dumbass. 211 00:09:32,481 --> 00:09:36,283 Hey, I'm totally stealing "Choady," by the way. 212 00:09:36,318 --> 00:09:37,785 Veronica's not a real nurse. 213 00:09:37,819 --> 00:09:39,587 How's she supposed to diagnose this rash? 214 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,823 She can at least tell us if it's worth ponying up for the clinic. 215 00:09:41,857 --> 00:09:44,926 - Uh-oh, you came to hide under the bed? - I know. 216 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,428 I thought Craig was just gonna be about coffee and catching up. 217 00:09:47,463 --> 00:09:50,097 Just sorta happened. Would you check out this rash? 218 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,299 Damn, that's nasty. 219 00:09:51,333 --> 00:09:53,468 Almost looks like shingles. 220 00:09:53,502 --> 00:09:55,470 Scabies, maybe? 221 00:09:55,504 --> 00:09:57,205 Let's see here. 222 00:09:57,239 --> 00:09:59,807 Been hiking in the woods lately? 223 00:09:59,842 --> 00:10:01,509 What woods? 224 00:10:01,543 --> 00:10:02,877 I called Steve. 225 00:10:02,911 --> 00:10:04,378 - What? - What? Why? 226 00:10:04,413 --> 00:10:05,980 Change in your diet? 227 00:10:06,014 --> 00:10:07,148 I don't know. I just wanted 228 00:10:07,182 --> 00:10:08,315 to hear his voice, I think. 229 00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:09,183 Does your throat hurt? 230 00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:10,518 No. Where is he? 231 00:10:10,552 --> 00:10:11,952 I didn't ask. 232 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:14,822 - Best guess, stress rash. - I knew it. 233 00:10:14,856 --> 00:10:16,624 Daycare is too much for you to handle. 234 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:17,825 This is my fault. 235 00:10:17,859 --> 00:10:19,994 Why does everything always have to become about you? 236 00:10:20,028 --> 00:10:22,463 So, no need for a doctor? 237 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:25,533 Steroid cream first. Should do away with the breakout, but 238 00:10:25,567 --> 00:10:27,735 if it's stress, you're gonna have to start relaxing. 239 00:10:27,769 --> 00:10:31,172 We done here? I got a house full of kids I need to get back to. 240 00:10:31,206 --> 00:10:33,040 Gonna call Steve again? 241 00:10:33,075 --> 00:10:34,342 I don't know. 242 00:10:34,376 --> 00:10:36,578 Might wanna figure out why you wanna talk to him first. 243 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:43,280 This one here is Mrs. Johnson's favorite. 244 00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:45,519 It likes to drink every day, 245 00:10:45,553 --> 00:10:48,155 but this one over here is a bit finicky, 246 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:52,225 and only wants a little sip on the weekend. 247 00:10:52,259 --> 00:10:53,893 Weekends. Got it. 248 00:10:53,928 --> 00:10:57,196 Let me show you the upstairs plants. 249 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,402 Ew. What the hell you want with them 250 00:11:02,436 --> 00:11:04,403 nasty old boulder holders? 251 00:11:04,438 --> 00:11:05,538 I practice opening 'em. 252 00:11:05,572 --> 00:11:06,739 Never know what kinda clasps 253 00:11:06,774 --> 00:11:08,041 you're gonna encounter in the dark. 254 00:11:08,075 --> 00:11:10,743 My motto, "be prepared." 255 00:11:10,778 --> 00:11:14,648 ♪ ♪ 256 00:11:22,991 --> 00:11:24,692 weekend came early. 257 00:11:26,629 --> 00:11:28,196 Maybe I should give up some shifts 258 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,697 and help you more with the daycare. 259 00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,566 Your waitress tips are the only thing 260 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,234 that's gonna get us through the winter. 261 00:11:33,268 --> 00:11:35,102 You should not be carrying this much responsibility. 262 00:11:35,137 --> 00:11:37,738 - It's only for two more weeks. - Two weeks? 263 00:11:37,773 --> 00:11:40,040 - Till school starts. - Deb, you're 11. 264 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:42,376 You need to start acting like it. 265 00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:45,280 You want me to start collecting puffy stickers and lip gloss? 266 00:11:45,314 --> 00:11:47,582 Yeah! Maybe hang out at the park sometime. 267 00:11:47,617 --> 00:11:48,984 Loitering. 268 00:11:49,019 --> 00:11:50,653 How about you invite some friends over 269 00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:52,054 and relax in the pool? 270 00:11:52,088 --> 00:11:54,123 No lifeguard. Liability. 271 00:11:54,157 --> 00:11:57,326 They can come over, hang out in the pool and then sleep over. 272 00:11:57,361 --> 00:12:00,230 It'll be like a... like a birthday party sleepover party. 273 00:12:00,264 --> 00:12:02,065 My birthday's not until October. 274 00:12:02,099 --> 00:12:05,134 Hey, it's somebody's birthday somewhere, 275 00:12:05,169 --> 00:12:07,470 so we'll celebrate that. Make a guest list. 276 00:12:07,504 --> 00:12:10,473 Make your list, or I will. 277 00:12:10,507 --> 00:12:13,142 ♪ it's not a game ♪ 278 00:12:13,176 --> 00:12:15,645 ♪ the word is out, it's boxing time ♪ 279 00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:18,314 ♪ chicks still so clocking my dime ♪ 280 00:12:18,348 --> 00:12:21,684 slut! 281 00:12:26,191 --> 00:12:27,792 Did you know he was married? 282 00:12:29,561 --> 00:12:31,162 At least it's chocolate. 283 00:12:32,865 --> 00:12:34,365 Come on. 284 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,600 ♪ ♪ 285 00:12:35,634 --> 00:12:38,870 ♪ the way we bounce keep making it bump ♪ 286 00:12:38,904 --> 00:12:41,840 ♪ like bump, bump, bump, girl, you like that♪ ♪ 287 00:12:41,874 --> 00:12:43,342 ♪ let's go ♪ 288 00:12:47,012 --> 00:12:49,047 ♪ this is not a game ♪ 289 00:12:49,081 --> 00:12:50,782 ♪ let's go ♪ 290 00:12:56,089 --> 00:12:57,890 ♪ this is not a game! ♪ 291 00:13:00,994 --> 00:13:03,028 Karen just left. 292 00:13:03,063 --> 00:13:05,030 Bummer. 293 00:13:05,065 --> 00:13:07,233 - You think Sheila's going to throw me out? - Yep. 294 00:13:07,268 --> 00:13:09,669 - Choady still on the couch? - I never should have fucked Dottie to death. 295 00:13:09,704 --> 00:13:11,238 I could have made that work. 296 00:13:11,272 --> 00:13:13,340 - What's his last name? - There's no money in there. 297 00:13:13,374 --> 00:13:16,477 If Sheila starts working again, I am finished. 298 00:13:16,511 --> 00:13:17,745 Know where's he from? 299 00:13:17,779 --> 00:13:20,048 Probably at the beauty salon right now. 300 00:13:20,082 --> 00:13:24,218 ...523, 524, 301 00:13:24,253 --> 00:13:26,654 525! 302 00:13:26,688 --> 00:13:29,090 I made it! 303 00:13:30,426 --> 00:13:32,761 This is better than sex. 304 00:13:32,795 --> 00:13:36,865 Maybe I'll get lucky, and she'll have a relapse by the end of the week. 305 00:13:36,899 --> 00:13:38,867 Looks like she'll be joining you for a drink 306 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:42,403 - at the Alibi by the end of the week. - Shit! 307 00:13:42,437 --> 00:13:44,072 My room still open at home? 308 00:13:46,041 --> 00:13:48,176 Uh... you wanna stay here? 309 00:13:48,210 --> 00:13:51,279 - It's where the heart is. - Left side. 310 00:13:51,313 --> 00:13:54,749 My advice, no one trades an MVP. 311 00:13:54,783 --> 00:13:58,252 Make myself valuable, un-tradable. 312 00:13:58,287 --> 00:13:59,521 Exactly. 313 00:13:59,555 --> 00:14:03,358 You know what, the world out there is a scary place. 314 00:14:03,393 --> 00:14:06,930 Maybe it needs to get even scarier. 315 00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:15,873 Lip. How's it going, man? 316 00:14:15,908 --> 00:14:17,943 Good, good. You know, I'm good, Choady. 317 00:14:17,977 --> 00:14:19,311 Hey, is that short for anything? 318 00:14:19,345 --> 00:14:21,847 - Uh, Jody? - Nope. 319 00:14:23,516 --> 00:14:27,286 You, uh, working anywhere these days? 320 00:14:27,321 --> 00:14:28,621 Nope. 321 00:14:28,655 --> 00:14:29,822 From around here, or...? 322 00:14:29,857 --> 00:14:31,257 Wilmette. 323 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:33,058 Family still there? 324 00:14:33,093 --> 00:14:34,293 No. 325 00:14:37,498 --> 00:14:39,932 Hey, you want to grab a beer with me 326 00:14:39,967 --> 00:14:42,001 tonight at the Alibi? 327 00:14:42,035 --> 00:14:45,771 Kind of hoping my next time at the Alibi would be with mom. 328 00:14:45,806 --> 00:14:47,906 Oh, your mom? 329 00:14:47,941 --> 00:14:49,441 Sheila. 330 00:14:49,476 --> 00:14:53,112 Right, well, hey, you know what you should do, 331 00:14:53,146 --> 00:14:55,013 you should scope the place out for her first. 332 00:14:55,048 --> 00:14:56,749 Kind of like the secret service does 333 00:14:56,783 --> 00:14:59,851 before the president goes anywhere. 334 00:14:59,886 --> 00:15:01,419 Copy that. 335 00:15:01,454 --> 00:15:03,022 See you tonight. 336 00:15:04,224 --> 00:15:05,791 Great. 337 00:15:05,825 --> 00:15:07,994 Yo, can you hustle, please? 338 00:15:08,028 --> 00:15:09,529 I know you can run faster than that. 339 00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:11,531 Ronelle, come on, man. 340 00:15:11,565 --> 00:15:14,033 Pretend like you just stole something. 341 00:15:14,068 --> 00:15:15,368 Got to move. 342 00:15:15,402 --> 00:15:18,938 Got to push your body. 343 00:15:18,973 --> 00:15:20,373 Rebound. Push it. Outlet. 344 00:15:20,407 --> 00:15:21,808 Push it. 345 00:15:21,843 --> 00:15:24,210 Hey, Ethel, 346 00:15:24,245 --> 00:15:26,346 you think you might want to play a little bit? 347 00:15:26,381 --> 00:15:29,016 I could throw you in there for a few drills. 348 00:15:29,051 --> 00:15:30,551 What are you looking at? 349 00:15:30,586 --> 00:15:32,620 Malik? 350 00:15:32,654 --> 00:15:33,822 Are you looking at Malik? 351 00:15:35,425 --> 00:15:36,825 Yo, Malik! 352 00:15:38,194 --> 00:15:40,462 What's up, coach? 353 00:15:40,497 --> 00:15:42,531 This is Ethel. 354 00:15:42,565 --> 00:15:43,665 Hey. 355 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:44,666 Hello. 356 00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:46,468 This your little brother? 357 00:15:46,502 --> 00:15:48,369 No, this is Jonah, he's my son. 358 00:15:48,404 --> 00:15:50,571 Oh, no shit? 359 00:15:50,606 --> 00:15:54,075 We should get our kids together for a play date, or some shit like that. 360 00:15:54,109 --> 00:15:55,810 Oh! How old is your...? 361 00:15:55,844 --> 00:15:59,379 - Girl. 13 months tomorrow. - Such a sweet age. 362 00:15:59,414 --> 00:16:01,515 You better stay away from my man. 363 00:16:01,550 --> 00:16:04,319 Tanisha, why you trippin'? You know we're not together no more. 364 00:16:04,353 --> 00:16:06,154 I meant no harm, Tanisha. 365 00:16:06,188 --> 00:16:08,156 Where I come from, it's an honor to share your man. 366 00:16:08,191 --> 00:16:11,060 Really? How about I honor you with a brick upside your head? 367 00:16:11,094 --> 00:16:12,595 All right, all right, Tanisha. 368 00:16:12,629 --> 00:16:13,930 This isn't Jerry Springer. Calm down. 369 00:16:13,964 --> 00:16:15,365 Put all that spunk out on the court. 370 00:16:15,399 --> 00:16:17,233 You, too. Go. 371 00:16:18,736 --> 00:16:21,338 You're a little shit starter. 372 00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:31,048 Frank? 373 00:16:33,085 --> 00:16:35,520 Frank, can you come take a look at the stove? 374 00:16:35,554 --> 00:16:37,088 It's not lighting. 375 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,722 You got it, babe. 376 00:16:38,757 --> 00:16:40,924 I just smelled gas, honey. 377 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,760 It was fine this morning. 378 00:16:46,497 --> 00:16:48,598 Let's see what we got here. 379 00:16:49,733 --> 00:16:52,634 Aha. Just a little loose. 380 00:16:52,669 --> 00:16:53,435 Oh. 381 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:56,204 Voila. 382 00:16:56,239 --> 00:16:57,906 Thank you, Frankie. 383 00:16:57,940 --> 00:16:59,941 - That's what I'm here for. - Oh! 384 00:16:59,975 --> 00:17:02,744 Boy, glad you noticed that. 385 00:17:02,778 --> 00:17:04,546 Could have blown up the whole house. 386 00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:07,248 Took out an entire block in California. 16 dead. 387 00:17:07,283 --> 00:17:08,383 I know. Terrible. 388 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:09,818 Did you see that article 389 00:17:09,852 --> 00:17:11,119 - in the paper yesterday? - What article? 390 00:17:11,153 --> 00:17:12,754 A guy walked into a market 391 00:17:12,788 --> 00:17:14,723 and cut off a woman's head with a machete. 392 00:17:14,757 --> 00:17:15,890 Which market? 393 00:17:15,925 --> 00:17:17,058 What? 394 00:17:17,093 --> 00:17:18,226 Which market was it? 395 00:17:18,260 --> 00:17:20,061 Who cares? 396 00:17:20,096 --> 00:17:22,297 What matters is that he would do that for no reason. 397 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:26,001 - Well, he must have had a reason. - Says he just went nuts. 398 00:17:26,035 --> 00:17:29,071 Well, that's a reason. 399 00:17:29,105 --> 00:17:33,276 I'm trying to tell you it's dangerous out there, Sheils. 400 00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:36,079 So promise me you won't go to a market. 401 00:17:36,113 --> 00:17:38,349 Well, Frank, you never told me which market. 402 00:17:38,383 --> 00:17:40,852 Any of 'em. Ever! 403 00:17:40,886 --> 00:17:43,654 I don't want anything 404 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:46,590 to happen to you, because I love you. 405 00:17:46,625 --> 00:17:50,161 So stop asking stupid fucking questions. 406 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,930 Frank, sweetie, I love you too, 407 00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:55,667 but I have learned in therapy 408 00:17:55,701 --> 00:17:58,703 that you can't control what goes on in the world. 409 00:17:58,737 --> 00:18:04,374 No, you can just choose to be a part of it every single day. 410 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,285 Ha-ha! I almost didn't make it. 411 00:18:14,319 --> 00:18:16,453 I had to take the long way around 412 00:18:16,487 --> 00:18:18,354 to avoid Lucy Joe and her banner. 413 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:26,795 Don't you wish the sex was worth the punishment? 414 00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:31,200 Hi, Craig, you need to call off your mouth-foaming-bitch-of-a-wife! 415 00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:32,634 And this is Fiona Gallagher. 416 00:18:32,669 --> 00:18:33,669 Thank you. Bye. 417 00:18:33,703 --> 00:18:35,137 Smooth. 418 00:18:35,171 --> 00:18:37,139 I still don't understand why he told her. 419 00:18:37,173 --> 00:18:39,641 'Cause he's a pussy. You always pick pussies. 420 00:18:39,676 --> 00:18:42,244 Well, they are what they eat. 421 00:18:42,279 --> 00:18:44,881 Oh, Richard's back from France this week. 422 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,383 The Jasmine set-up? 423 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,351 Yeah, me, Jasmine, David and him are gonna hang out. 424 00:18:48,386 --> 00:18:49,653 - Maybe you and Kev? - Pass. 425 00:18:49,687 --> 00:18:51,722 Have fun in the Viagra triangle. 426 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,423 Deb's having a sleepover party night after next 427 00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:55,726 'cause I told her that she had to. And you have to come. 428 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,661 Oh, I can't. I'm working overnight at the home. 429 00:18:57,695 --> 00:18:59,330 Do you want to hear her guest list? 430 00:18:59,364 --> 00:19:02,166 - Fiona, Veronica and Aunt Ginger. - Poor kid. 431 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:06,336 Three people on her list, and two of 'em are stuck in an old age home all night. 432 00:19:06,370 --> 00:19:07,870 She's got no friends, V. 433 00:19:07,905 --> 00:19:10,706 How did I not see that she had no friends? 434 00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:14,009 Hey, you. Can I see some ID, please? 435 00:19:14,043 --> 00:19:16,177 Are you kidding me? 436 00:19:16,212 --> 00:19:19,113 - Show me something. I gotta cover my ass. - All right. 437 00:19:25,454 --> 00:19:27,855 Thank you, Dwayne Foster. 438 00:19:29,057 --> 00:19:30,558 Can I just get a coke? 439 00:19:35,797 --> 00:19:38,032 Now, why would you do that? 440 00:19:38,066 --> 00:19:39,200 What? 441 00:19:39,234 --> 00:19:41,002 Not drink. 442 00:19:44,806 --> 00:19:47,208 Gotta piss. 443 00:19:50,245 --> 00:19:52,280 How the hell am I supposed 444 00:19:52,314 --> 00:19:54,382 to loosen him up and get any shit on this guy 445 00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:55,616 if he's stone sober? 446 00:19:55,651 --> 00:19:57,985 Man, I'm telling ya, I don't think the guy has any 447 00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,887 - dirt on him at all. - He's gotta have an angle. 448 00:19:59,922 --> 00:20:02,456 I think he's just some Joe-bag-a-donuts dude. 449 00:20:02,491 --> 00:20:06,761 Or a John Wayne Gacy. I'm gonna pinch his wallet. 450 00:20:06,795 --> 00:20:09,564 Hey, got your coke. 451 00:20:09,598 --> 00:20:13,668 Weird, Karen's number's written in the stall. 452 00:20:13,702 --> 00:20:14,902 Oh. There you go. 453 00:20:14,937 --> 00:20:17,572 Oh, shit! I'm sorry, man. 454 00:20:17,606 --> 00:20:19,740 I uh, I got some on my leg. I'll be right back. 455 00:20:19,774 --> 00:20:21,675 Ah, I'm sorry about that. 456 00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:33,486 Fucking dick. 457 00:20:38,892 --> 00:20:41,427 Give me his fucking wallet and phone, you retard. 458 00:20:41,461 --> 00:20:45,265 You know, that dyke chick on Glee says it's not cool to use that word. 459 00:20:45,299 --> 00:20:47,335 Why are you such a dick? 460 00:20:47,369 --> 00:20:48,869 On the subject of dicks, 461 00:20:48,904 --> 00:20:50,605 does Choady have a choad, or what? 462 00:20:52,308 --> 00:20:54,142 You're better than this guy, Karen. 463 00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:03,052 Thing is, Lip, I'm not. 464 00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:20,334 Malik may come by today with Tamika, 465 00:21:20,368 --> 00:21:22,202 if that's okay. 466 00:21:22,236 --> 00:21:23,737 Fine. But they eat, we charge 'em. 467 00:21:23,771 --> 00:21:26,874 Thought you'd still be asleep. 468 00:21:26,908 --> 00:21:28,642 We have a party to plan. 469 00:21:28,677 --> 00:21:31,912 Most important part of any birthday celebration-- the cake. 470 00:21:31,946 --> 00:21:33,680 What are you feelin'? 471 00:21:33,714 --> 00:21:36,215 Strawberry and cheese coffee cake from Weber's bakery. 472 00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:37,716 Definitely. 473 00:21:37,751 --> 00:21:41,086 Even your taste in food is like a 40-year-old. 474 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:43,522 Okay, it's your party. 475 00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:46,992 Triple espresso lattes! 476 00:21:47,027 --> 00:21:48,160 Hey, Jasmine. 477 00:21:48,194 --> 00:21:49,494 Does she have a key now? 478 00:21:49,529 --> 00:21:50,996 It was open. 479 00:21:53,299 --> 00:21:55,100 You really shouldn't sleep in your makeup, by the way. 480 00:21:55,134 --> 00:21:56,735 Just look at Courtney Love. 481 00:21:56,769 --> 00:21:59,104 Ooh, you are so welcome, miss Debbie. 482 00:21:59,138 --> 00:22:02,240 - So, has he called you? - Who? 483 00:22:02,275 --> 00:22:03,775 Richard. I gave him your number. 484 00:22:03,810 --> 00:22:05,410 Of course you did. 485 00:22:05,445 --> 00:22:07,712 You haven't been home yet, have you, dirty girl? 486 00:22:07,747 --> 00:22:09,247 Spent the night on David's boat. 487 00:22:09,281 --> 00:22:11,182 Richard's somewhere on business. Rome? Singapore? 488 00:22:11,216 --> 00:22:12,516 Someplace exotic. 489 00:22:12,551 --> 00:22:14,618 I got a little left over from last night. 490 00:22:14,652 --> 00:22:16,086 You want some? 491 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,954 Jesus, it's 8:00 in the morning. 492 00:22:17,989 --> 00:22:19,856 David, I think, might be taking me to Paris. 493 00:22:19,891 --> 00:22:22,259 He's got some kind of conference. 494 00:22:22,293 --> 00:22:24,295 What are you going to tell Hal? 495 00:22:24,329 --> 00:22:26,530 Uh, I don't know, I'll think of something. 496 00:22:26,565 --> 00:22:28,432 What'd you tell him last night? 497 00:22:28,466 --> 00:22:31,402 My mom's sick. I've been nursing her back to health. 498 00:22:31,436 --> 00:22:33,938 You're using your mom's breast cancer to cheat on your husband? 499 00:22:33,972 --> 00:22:36,074 It's the only good thing about her double mastectomy. 500 00:22:36,108 --> 00:22:37,409 Daughter of the year. 501 00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:38,977 You're one to talk. 502 00:22:39,011 --> 00:22:41,446 Mrs. Heisner been back around with the baby and the bat? 503 00:22:41,481 --> 00:22:43,215 You hear about that? 504 00:22:43,249 --> 00:22:45,250 It's priceless. 505 00:22:47,921 --> 00:22:50,055 Oh. My ball and chain. 506 00:22:50,089 --> 00:22:52,458 I got to get back home. 507 00:22:52,493 --> 00:22:55,128 Do you mind if I shower and change upstairs? 508 00:22:55,162 --> 00:22:56,629 Sure. 509 00:22:56,664 --> 00:22:58,231 Oh, and when Richard does call, 510 00:22:58,265 --> 00:23:00,633 just say yes. He's a good one. 511 00:23:00,668 --> 00:23:03,003 He's got the cash to treat you right, 512 00:23:03,037 --> 00:23:06,273 and he can probably still get it up on his own. 513 00:23:08,043 --> 00:23:10,111 Did you know that the trigonometric moment problem 514 00:23:10,145 --> 00:23:11,913 has infinitely many solutions 515 00:23:11,947 --> 00:23:13,815 if the Toeplitz matrix a is invertible? 516 00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:16,518 Yeah. Nothing but parking tickets. 517 00:23:16,552 --> 00:23:18,520 This Choady guy makes vanilla taste like 518 00:23:18,555 --> 00:23:19,921 fucking thai spice. 519 00:23:19,956 --> 00:23:21,456 You ran a background check? 520 00:23:21,490 --> 00:23:22,957 Tony. 521 00:23:22,991 --> 00:23:24,959 You know, the only remotely interesting thing 522 00:23:24,993 --> 00:23:26,093 is a restraining order 523 00:23:26,128 --> 00:23:27,461 against his ex-girlfriend 524 00:23:27,496 --> 00:23:28,996 because she threw a camera at him. 525 00:23:29,030 --> 00:23:30,697 He's fucking ridiculous, this guy. 526 00:23:30,732 --> 00:23:33,933 You're like Liam when someone touches one of his toys. 527 00:23:33,968 --> 00:23:37,203 I don't find any dirt, I'll just have to make some. 528 00:23:37,238 --> 00:23:38,471 You guys think you could hang out 529 00:23:38,505 --> 00:23:40,006 at some point Saturday night? 530 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,641 Deb's sleepover-- help fill out the guest list? 531 00:23:41,676 --> 00:23:44,845 - Sure. - Yeah, I'll bring some strippers and a hookah pipe. 532 00:23:44,879 --> 00:23:48,015 I'm kidding. 533 00:23:48,049 --> 00:23:49,550 I thought it was funny. 534 00:23:51,653 --> 00:23:54,355 ♪ the people on the bus all smell like pee ♪ 535 00:23:54,389 --> 00:23:57,826 ♪ smell like pee, smell like pee ♪ 536 00:23:57,860 --> 00:23:59,561 ♪ the people on the bus all smell like pee ♪ 537 00:23:59,595 --> 00:24:02,863 ♪ most likely because they peed. ♪ 538 00:24:02,898 --> 00:24:06,800 you know what works? Unfiltered apple juice. 539 00:24:06,834 --> 00:24:08,801 I'm gonna try that. This little girl here 540 00:24:08,836 --> 00:24:10,837 hasn't made a dookie in like, three days. 541 00:24:10,871 --> 00:24:11,938 Poor baby. 542 00:24:15,041 --> 00:24:17,643 So you live with your great-grandparents? 543 00:24:17,677 --> 00:24:19,545 I do, which is pretty cool. 544 00:24:19,579 --> 00:24:23,215 I mean, they're good people and all, but it sucks 545 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:26,085 because they're getting so old it's kind of hard for them to do stuff 546 00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:29,155 like go to the park, lift things, work the remote. 547 00:24:29,189 --> 00:24:31,724 Hmm, it's the same with my husband, Clyde. 548 00:24:31,759 --> 00:24:34,762 We had to get one of those phones with the giant numbers. 549 00:24:34,796 --> 00:24:35,997 Oh. 550 00:24:36,031 --> 00:24:38,266 Need a hand with this diaper change. 551 00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:39,767 All the way up the back. 552 00:24:39,802 --> 00:24:42,103 - Oh. - I'll be back in a minute. 553 00:24:42,137 --> 00:24:44,005 Okay. 554 00:24:46,575 --> 00:24:48,876 - Whoa! - Oh! I know! 555 00:24:48,911 --> 00:24:50,511 - Oh, God. - Got to tell his mom 556 00:24:50,546 --> 00:24:52,447 to knock it off with the fruit strips. 557 00:24:52,481 --> 00:24:54,282 Get the wipes, quick. 558 00:24:54,316 --> 00:24:57,451 So, are you and Malik like, boyfriend and girlfriend now? 559 00:24:57,486 --> 00:25:00,221 What? Shh... 560 00:25:00,255 --> 00:25:02,356 No, of course not. We're just friends. 561 00:25:02,391 --> 00:25:04,459 He totally likes you. 562 00:25:04,493 --> 00:25:07,896 We have a lot in common because of our children, but that's it. 563 00:25:07,930 --> 00:25:09,031 Uh-uh-uh-uh! 564 00:25:09,065 --> 00:25:12,301 Besides the fact that I'm already married. 565 00:25:12,335 --> 00:25:16,105 So, Clyde gets to have ten wives, but you can only have one husband? 566 00:25:18,008 --> 00:25:23,446 Lamp's on the fritz. I'll look at it later today. 567 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:25,481 Where are you going? 568 00:25:25,515 --> 00:25:28,117 - Karen and I are going to look at wedding dresses. - What? 569 00:25:28,151 --> 00:25:31,386 What did I tell you about what can happen to a woman shopping?! 570 00:25:31,421 --> 00:25:34,056 Sheils, I need you here with me. 571 00:25:34,090 --> 00:25:35,591 Safe. With your head on. 572 00:25:35,625 --> 00:25:37,726 Sweetie, nothing's going to happen. 573 00:25:37,761 --> 00:25:39,061 I'll be with Karen. 574 00:25:39,095 --> 00:25:41,130 We'll use the buddy system. 575 00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:43,299 Don't worry. 576 00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,801 Karen! 577 00:25:45,836 --> 00:25:48,170 You're not going to take Cole Street, are you? 578 00:25:48,205 --> 00:25:50,640 That woman was just attacked on Cole street. 579 00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,141 What woman? 580 00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:55,012 Uh, 77 years old. 581 00:25:55,046 --> 00:25:56,781 Animal tried to rape her. 582 00:25:56,815 --> 00:25:59,751 Luckily, her dog scared him away. 583 00:25:59,785 --> 00:26:01,753 We should get a dog. 584 00:26:01,787 --> 00:26:03,521 We have Frank. 585 00:26:03,556 --> 00:26:05,691 The hell is that supposed to mean? 586 00:26:05,725 --> 00:26:07,293 You have shit on the carpet. 587 00:26:07,327 --> 00:26:08,527 You know, why do you have to...? 588 00:26:08,562 --> 00:26:10,496 You guys, listen, 589 00:26:10,530 --> 00:26:13,032 this is a big day for me, all right? 590 00:26:13,066 --> 00:26:14,300 No bickering. 591 00:26:14,334 --> 00:26:15,535 Sorry, mom. 592 00:26:15,569 --> 00:26:17,037 Let's go. 593 00:26:17,071 --> 00:26:18,872 Go get 'em, mom. 594 00:26:18,907 --> 00:26:20,908 Thanks, Jody. 595 00:26:22,076 --> 00:26:24,044 Proud of her. 596 00:26:24,078 --> 00:26:26,313 Yeah, no, me, too. 597 00:26:26,347 --> 00:26:28,882 I just hope she doesn't push herself too hard. 598 00:26:28,916 --> 00:26:32,018 Her doctor tells me she's very fragile right now, 599 00:26:32,053 --> 00:26:33,553 ripe for a relapse. 600 00:26:33,588 --> 00:26:36,189 I hear you, man, Karen's pretty fragile, too. 601 00:26:36,223 --> 00:26:39,959 Not the first word that comes to mind, but okay. 602 00:26:39,993 --> 00:26:41,727 Like a baby deer in the forest 603 00:26:41,762 --> 00:26:43,729 and life's like the hunter. 604 00:26:45,531 --> 00:26:48,166 I think you should try 605 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,401 to expand your social circle a little. 606 00:26:50,435 --> 00:26:53,170 Why? You have us and V and your pushy friend Jasmine, 607 00:26:53,204 --> 00:26:54,738 and that seems to be enough. 608 00:26:54,772 --> 00:26:57,073 I'm actually trying to expand my circle, too, 609 00:26:57,108 --> 00:26:58,575 meet new people. 610 00:27:10,088 --> 00:27:12,056 What about Ethel? 611 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:13,891 Why not invite her? 612 00:27:13,925 --> 00:27:15,492 She's more of a colleague. 613 00:27:15,527 --> 00:27:18,496 - Come on. - Okay, fine, so it'll be you, 614 00:27:18,530 --> 00:27:19,563 me, and Ethel. 615 00:27:19,598 --> 00:27:21,232 And... and Carl. 616 00:27:21,266 --> 00:27:22,867 - What? - Saturday night, 617 00:27:22,901 --> 00:27:24,235 you're coming to Deb's sleepover. 618 00:27:24,269 --> 00:27:25,369 Sounds gay. 619 00:27:25,404 --> 00:27:27,238 - You can bring a friend. - Okay. 620 00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,773 I want you to invite two more kids 621 00:27:28,807 --> 00:27:30,107 from your class that you like. 622 00:27:30,142 --> 00:27:31,442 I don't like any kids in my class. 623 00:27:31,476 --> 00:27:33,911 Well, then, two more that you sort of like 624 00:27:33,945 --> 00:27:36,214 or can stand to be around or think are cool 625 00:27:36,248 --> 00:27:38,616 or think maybe might like you. 626 00:27:38,650 --> 00:27:41,685 Hey, you're a good kid, Deb. 627 00:27:41,719 --> 00:27:43,187 You deserve friends. 628 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,592 No money, no drink. 629 00:27:48,627 --> 00:27:49,894 I'm not here to drink. 630 00:27:49,928 --> 00:27:51,462 I'm here to borrow something. 631 00:27:51,496 --> 00:27:53,097 A brain or a heart? 632 00:27:53,132 --> 00:27:56,033 - That. - Stan's Luger? No way. 633 00:27:56,068 --> 00:27:58,970 He pulled that off a dead kraut's fingers on the rhine, 634 00:27:59,004 --> 00:28:01,706 then shot the guy in the nuts just for shits and giggles. 635 00:28:01,740 --> 00:28:02,740 Can I just see it? 636 00:28:02,775 --> 00:28:04,910 You can see it from there. 637 00:28:13,453 --> 00:28:16,388 ♪ ah... ♪ 638 00:28:16,422 --> 00:28:19,491 ♪ ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah ♪ 639 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:24,797 ♪ oh, I'll go walkin' from here ♪ 640 00:28:24,831 --> 00:28:27,433 ♪ ah... ♪ 641 00:28:27,467 --> 00:28:29,802 Debbie, hi, 642 00:28:29,836 --> 00:28:31,137 I was just about to cross check. 643 00:28:31,171 --> 00:28:32,171 You want to watch? 644 00:28:32,205 --> 00:28:33,972 Bullshit. 645 00:28:34,007 --> 00:28:35,240 Where? 646 00:28:35,275 --> 00:28:37,643 There. 647 00:28:37,677 --> 00:28:40,179 You know Holly Herkimer, right? 648 00:28:40,213 --> 00:28:41,347 Holly hickey-maker? 649 00:28:41,381 --> 00:28:42,915 Yeah, why? 650 00:28:42,949 --> 00:28:44,817 Son of a bitch. 651 00:28:44,851 --> 00:28:47,520 You introduce me to Holly, you can come to my sleepover. 652 00:28:47,554 --> 00:28:49,188 Cool, w-when is it? 653 00:28:49,222 --> 00:28:50,456 Tomorrow. 654 00:28:50,490 --> 00:28:52,324 Okay, yeah, let me just check my schedule. 655 00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:55,428 Yeah. 656 00:28:55,462 --> 00:28:56,996 Yeah, that should, that should work. 657 00:28:57,030 --> 00:28:58,965 Great. 658 00:29:05,206 --> 00:29:07,541 Gearing up for bank robbery season? 659 00:29:07,576 --> 00:29:08,942 I don't have any whippets, Frank. 660 00:29:08,977 --> 00:29:10,177 Saw a couple spray paint cans 661 00:29:10,211 --> 00:29:11,445 behind the liquor store you could huff. 662 00:29:11,479 --> 00:29:13,013 Why do you think I want something? 663 00:29:13,047 --> 00:29:14,381 You're breathing. 664 00:29:14,415 --> 00:29:15,715 Hoping to gank 665 00:29:15,749 --> 00:29:18,051 a couple of rounds of ammo from you. 666 00:29:18,085 --> 00:29:20,353 Who you hunting? 667 00:29:20,388 --> 00:29:22,722 Trying to scare off a neighborhood dog. 668 00:29:22,757 --> 00:29:25,992 Yeah, anybody I know? 669 00:29:26,026 --> 00:29:27,527 A fucking Luger? 670 00:29:27,561 --> 00:29:28,795 That's sweet, man. 671 00:29:28,830 --> 00:29:30,363 It was my father's. 672 00:29:30,398 --> 00:29:32,199 Hey, I don't think they make ammo for that anymore. 673 00:29:32,233 --> 00:29:34,034 - Ah, come on, just one cap. - What do you mean one cap? 674 00:29:34,068 --> 00:29:35,502 Slugs are specific to each gun, Frank. 675 00:29:35,536 --> 00:29:36,970 It's not a fucking mix and match. 676 00:29:37,005 --> 00:29:38,205 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 677 00:29:38,239 --> 00:29:40,073 Guns ain't garanimals. 678 00:29:40,107 --> 00:29:41,841 Look at that. 679 00:29:41,876 --> 00:29:43,576 Perfect fit. 680 00:29:55,588 --> 00:29:57,189 Aah, Jesus. 681 00:29:57,223 --> 00:29:59,491 What the hell was that? 682 00:29:59,526 --> 00:30:00,826 I'm sure it was just 683 00:30:00,860 --> 00:30:02,761 a car backfiring, sweetie. 684 00:30:03,796 --> 00:30:06,364 Scratched cornea. 685 00:30:06,399 --> 00:30:08,099 Brass bits and gas ripped into my eye. 686 00:30:08,133 --> 00:30:10,101 You're lucky that's all that happened to you. 687 00:30:10,135 --> 00:30:12,103 Cartoons-- whole head explodes. 688 00:30:12,137 --> 00:30:15,439 She's not giving up, Kev. 689 00:30:15,474 --> 00:30:17,574 Sheila's going to be down here tomorrow unless I can stop her. 690 00:30:17,609 --> 00:30:19,576 Maybe it won't even be that big a deal. 691 00:30:19,611 --> 00:30:21,912 She'll come down, she'll sit down, have a drink, 692 00:30:21,946 --> 00:30:23,246 laugh a little, dance maybe. 693 00:30:23,281 --> 00:30:25,248 Could be totally harmless. 694 00:30:25,283 --> 00:30:27,451 I know we all love 695 00:30:27,485 --> 00:30:29,853 to bust balls around here, 696 00:30:29,887 --> 00:30:33,223 but seriously, guys, if Sheils makes it down tomorrow, 697 00:30:33,257 --> 00:30:35,292 you promise to keep your mouths shut about me? 698 00:30:35,326 --> 00:30:36,793 - No. - Yeah, right. - Fuck you. 699 00:30:36,828 --> 00:30:39,195 You banged her kid-- I'm telling. 700 00:30:50,343 --> 00:30:52,711 Dan, my man. 701 00:30:54,414 --> 00:30:55,949 - Ha. - Very funny, asshole. 702 00:30:55,983 --> 00:30:57,217 Oh, come on, 703 00:30:57,251 --> 00:30:59,085 I'm just messing with you. 704 00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,121 Look at us, we look like a couple of pirates. 705 00:31:02,155 --> 00:31:04,990 Let me buy you a drink, ol' Danny boy. 706 00:31:07,861 --> 00:31:10,262 What do you want, Martin? 707 00:31:10,296 --> 00:31:11,496 Uh, uh, 708 00:31:11,531 --> 00:31:13,998 s-Simon... my, my name is Simon. 709 00:31:14,033 --> 00:31:16,267 This is my friend Debbie Gallagher. 710 00:31:16,302 --> 00:31:18,402 Hi, we're actually in the same history class. 711 00:31:18,437 --> 00:31:20,171 We are? 712 00:31:20,205 --> 00:31:22,473 I let you cheat off me all the time. 713 00:31:22,508 --> 00:31:25,010 Oh, good for you. 714 00:31:25,044 --> 00:31:26,445 Um... 715 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,282 Gallagher-- any relation to Lip? 716 00:31:30,316 --> 00:31:32,785 Yeah, he's my brother. 717 00:31:32,819 --> 00:31:34,520 It's short for Philip. 718 00:31:34,554 --> 00:31:36,522 Lip is. 719 00:31:39,693 --> 00:31:41,494 So I was just wondering 720 00:31:41,528 --> 00:31:43,763 if maybe you'd want to come to my sleepover 721 00:31:43,797 --> 00:31:46,332 tomorrow night? 722 00:31:46,366 --> 00:31:47,767 Is there going to be food? 723 00:31:47,801 --> 00:31:49,168 Hell, yeah. 724 00:31:49,203 --> 00:31:51,537 - Can we watch an R-rated movie? - Sure. 725 00:31:51,572 --> 00:31:53,606 Is your brother going to be there? 726 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,642 Probably, yeah. 727 00:32:00,246 --> 00:32:02,214 Okay. 728 00:32:02,249 --> 00:32:05,618 Oh, cool. 729 00:32:05,653 --> 00:32:07,020 I'll see you there. 730 00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:12,860 Linda doesn't know it yet, but she's letting me borrow 731 00:32:12,895 --> 00:32:14,195 her kids' Kinect for Deb's party. 732 00:32:14,230 --> 00:32:15,831 - Sweet. - Yeah. 733 00:32:17,901 --> 00:32:20,236 What are you watching? 734 00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:23,573 Some shit on the Learning Channel about pole dancers. 735 00:32:23,607 --> 00:32:25,040 Speaking of hookers, how's Karen? 736 00:32:25,075 --> 00:32:27,009 Fuck off. 737 00:32:27,043 --> 00:32:29,211 Still working on Operation Choady. 738 00:32:29,246 --> 00:32:31,880 Got a couple ideas on how to lose the guy. 739 00:32:31,915 --> 00:32:33,348 Why don't we just kill him? 740 00:32:33,383 --> 00:32:34,884 So not worth the time in jail, dude. 741 00:32:34,918 --> 00:32:36,852 I was thinking something more along the lines 742 00:32:36,887 --> 00:32:39,722 of planting naked photos of Liam on his laptop. 743 00:32:39,756 --> 00:32:40,990 Oh, good one. 744 00:32:41,024 --> 00:32:42,391 Yeah, I thought so. All right. 745 00:32:46,129 --> 00:32:48,764 Now, seriously, this does nothing for you? 746 00:32:50,934 --> 00:32:53,268 Eh... still gay. 747 00:32:53,302 --> 00:32:54,870 Still gay. 748 00:32:54,904 --> 00:32:56,271 Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down is X-rated. 749 00:32:56,306 --> 00:32:58,373 I said you could watch something R-rated. 750 00:32:58,407 --> 00:33:00,275 It's got to be edgy an-and cool. 751 00:33:00,309 --> 00:33:02,677 The object is to be scared, not scarred. 752 00:33:02,712 --> 00:33:05,279 Maybe Lip and Ian have something. 753 00:33:05,313 --> 00:33:06,780 You are not gonna be happy. 754 00:33:06,814 --> 00:33:08,448 We got to work tomorrow night. 755 00:33:08,483 --> 00:33:10,217 I can't, Deb's party is tomorrow night. 756 00:33:10,251 --> 00:33:12,219 Well, Ivan rented out the place for a private party. 757 00:33:12,253 --> 00:33:14,621 You're the one who made me have the stupid party. 758 00:33:14,655 --> 00:33:16,389 You flake, it's gonna suck. 759 00:33:16,424 --> 00:33:18,124 - No, it won't. - Yes, it will! 760 00:33:18,159 --> 00:33:19,526 Can somebody else take my shift? 761 00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,094 Some Richard dent hall of fame party. 762 00:33:21,128 --> 00:33:23,396 Said anybody who doesn't work is fired. 763 00:33:23,430 --> 00:33:25,265 Maybe we can make the party another night. 764 00:33:25,299 --> 00:33:26,866 Work your shift. 765 00:33:26,901 --> 00:33:29,235 - We got the party. - You can be here all night? 766 00:33:29,270 --> 00:33:30,937 Of course-- it's going to be the hottest party ever. 767 00:33:30,972 --> 00:33:32,205 Mandy's coming, too. 768 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,876 Oh, my God, this is going 769 00:33:34,910 --> 00:33:36,077 to be so cool. 770 00:33:52,494 --> 00:33:54,461 It's Steve. 771 00:33:54,495 --> 00:33:56,830 Leave some words. 772 00:33:56,864 --> 00:33:58,765 Total long shot-- 773 00:33:58,799 --> 00:34:02,167 do you want to come to Debbie's sleepover tomorrow night? 774 00:34:02,202 --> 00:34:04,737 Might be tough coming from halfway around the world. 775 00:34:04,772 --> 00:34:06,573 I mean, it looks 776 00:34:06,607 --> 00:34:09,843 like I may not even be able to make it, and I live right here. 777 00:34:09,878 --> 00:34:12,680 I'm making no sense. 778 00:34:12,714 --> 00:34:14,916 Okay. 779 00:34:14,950 --> 00:34:16,952 Call me. 780 00:34:19,155 --> 00:34:23,459 ♪ maybe too quiet... ♪ 781 00:34:25,395 --> 00:34:28,497 ♪ you've been holding back now ♪ 782 00:34:37,673 --> 00:34:39,640 good morning, baby. 783 00:34:39,675 --> 00:34:40,974 Morning. 784 00:34:41,009 --> 00:34:42,476 Where's Ethel? 785 00:34:42,510 --> 00:34:44,545 She's over at Malik's crib having a playdate. 786 00:34:44,579 --> 00:34:46,513 You let her go? 787 00:34:46,548 --> 00:34:48,148 They're just friends. 788 00:34:48,183 --> 00:34:50,484 Boys like Malik don't have friends with vaginas. 789 00:34:50,518 --> 00:34:52,286 Well, I just think it's awesome that she's hanging out 790 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,621 with people her own age, doing something other than chores. 791 00:34:54,656 --> 00:34:56,657 He's probably got her doing his chores. 792 00:34:56,691 --> 00:34:58,158 What's your beef with Malik? 793 00:34:58,193 --> 00:35:00,294 I don't want Ethel dating that black kid. 794 00:35:00,328 --> 00:35:01,562 Racist. 795 00:35:01,596 --> 00:35:02,830 You're a racist. 796 00:35:02,864 --> 00:35:04,131 I am not a racist. 797 00:35:04,166 --> 00:35:06,067 I don't hate all black people, Kev, 798 00:35:06,101 --> 00:35:09,404 just the ones who make babies at 14 and probably can't read. 799 00:35:14,110 --> 00:35:15,344 What the hell you smiling at? 800 00:35:15,378 --> 00:35:17,246 - You're a mama bear. - What? 801 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,249 You're turning into a mama bear with your little baby Ethel cub. 802 00:35:20,283 --> 00:35:22,317 Shut up. 803 00:35:22,351 --> 00:35:24,652 - My mama bear. - Shut it down. 804 00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:25,887 My little mama bear. 805 00:35:27,289 --> 00:35:29,057 So, you're kind of like a 12-year-old girl. 806 00:35:29,091 --> 00:35:30,391 Which flick do you think 807 00:35:30,426 --> 00:35:31,659 we should watch tonight at Deb's party? 808 00:35:31,694 --> 00:35:33,695 Nightmare On Elm Street. 809 00:35:33,729 --> 00:35:35,930 Remake-- still scary as shit. 810 00:35:35,965 --> 00:35:37,765 Karen got ready for work with the drapes open, 811 00:35:37,799 --> 00:35:39,033 which was awesome. 812 00:35:39,067 --> 00:35:40,601 Then she stopped for some cigarettes 813 00:35:40,635 --> 00:35:42,237 and then she went straight to work at the movies. 814 00:35:42,271 --> 00:35:43,671 Be there till late. 815 00:35:43,706 --> 00:35:45,540 Last show gets out at, like, 1:00, plus clean-up. 816 00:35:45,574 --> 00:35:46,908 Thanks, man. 817 00:35:46,942 --> 00:35:50,179 You got Carl following her around now? 818 00:35:50,213 --> 00:35:52,080 I can't believe you're still cock-blocking Karen. 819 00:35:52,115 --> 00:35:53,349 She has no cock. 820 00:35:53,383 --> 00:35:55,251 - How am I blocking it? - Let it go, man. 821 00:35:56,320 --> 00:35:58,288 What do you want, 822 00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:02,024 huh, you want to marry her, be with her forever? 823 00:36:02,059 --> 00:36:03,692 Look, I'm just looking out for her. 824 00:36:03,727 --> 00:36:05,961 - She's my best friend. - No, I'm your best friend. 825 00:36:05,995 --> 00:36:07,395 - She's your fuck buddy. - No, you're my brother 826 00:36:07,430 --> 00:36:09,130 who should shut the fuck up. 827 00:36:09,165 --> 00:36:11,565 Friends usually want what's best for each other. 828 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:13,267 This could be the best thing for Karen. 829 00:36:13,301 --> 00:36:15,268 Oh, so now you know what's best for everyone? 830 00:36:15,303 --> 00:36:17,136 The kid who wants to die for a country 831 00:36:17,171 --> 00:36:18,604 that thinks he's one of God's mistakes? 832 00:36:18,638 --> 00:36:20,973 The shrink at school says I'm one of God's mistakes. 833 00:36:21,007 --> 00:36:22,641 The girl has "whore" tattooed on her arm. 834 00:36:22,676 --> 00:36:24,910 She put my dick in her mouth 'cause you asked her to. 835 00:36:24,944 --> 00:36:26,579 - What?! - You need to shut the fuck up. 836 00:36:26,613 --> 00:36:28,914 So, what, you get her to dump the guy, 837 00:36:28,949 --> 00:36:31,617 stick around for when Carl gets his first woody 838 00:36:31,652 --> 00:36:33,919 so she can work him, too? 839 00:36:33,954 --> 00:36:36,088 I already had my first woody 840 00:36:36,122 --> 00:36:37,390 in history class, talking about 841 00:36:37,424 --> 00:36:39,959 how Marie Antoinette's head got chopped off. 842 00:36:41,328 --> 00:36:43,295 What, are you freebasing lycopene now, 843 00:36:43,330 --> 00:36:46,498 you worthless piece of shit? 844 00:36:46,533 --> 00:36:49,401 Why you got to be such an asshole? 845 00:36:49,435 --> 00:36:51,436 Apple fell where you dropped it. 846 00:36:51,471 --> 00:36:56,408 You think, uh, Karen and that guy are a done deal? 847 00:36:56,442 --> 00:36:57,775 Who knows? 848 00:36:57,810 --> 00:36:59,744 She's a flighty thing. 849 00:36:59,778 --> 00:37:02,847 Actually, kind of reminds me of your mother-- 850 00:37:02,881 --> 00:37:05,183 a beautiful mess. 851 00:37:07,487 --> 00:37:09,856 That was smart, coming in your pajamas already. 852 00:37:09,890 --> 00:37:12,325 These aren't my pajamas. 853 00:37:12,359 --> 00:37:13,360 One strawberry and cheese 854 00:37:13,394 --> 00:37:15,529 coffee cake from Weber's. 855 00:37:15,563 --> 00:37:16,830 Thanks. Yum! 856 00:37:16,865 --> 00:37:20,835 I got to get ready for work. You look gorgeous, party girl. 857 00:37:20,870 --> 00:37:23,639 Oh, my, you look lovely. 858 00:37:23,673 --> 00:37:25,173 Thank you. 859 00:37:25,208 --> 00:37:27,176 Dinner was great, mom. 860 00:37:27,210 --> 00:37:30,346 Well, schnitzel is the same thing as chicken parmesan, 861 00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:33,215 only without the tomato sauce and cheese. 862 00:37:33,250 --> 00:37:34,850 Did you know that? 863 00:37:34,885 --> 00:37:36,185 No. 864 00:37:36,219 --> 00:37:37,720 Did you know that, Frank? 865 00:37:37,754 --> 00:37:39,722 Yeah, it's breaded chicken. 866 00:37:39,756 --> 00:37:41,123 Chicken nuggets are just mini schnitzels. 867 00:37:41,158 --> 00:37:42,358 This is the same shit. 868 00:37:42,392 --> 00:37:44,694 It really is. 869 00:37:44,728 --> 00:37:47,664 I've got to go. 870 00:37:47,699 --> 00:37:49,366 Wait, w-w-wait, go where, where? 871 00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,002 I'm going to Gayle's house to watch a movie, 872 00:37:52,037 --> 00:37:54,705 and it's only a half a block from the Alibi, 873 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:56,908 which means tomorrow I'll make it there. 874 00:37:56,942 --> 00:37:58,176 Let me get this. 875 00:37:58,210 --> 00:38:00,845 Oh, thank you, Frankie. 876 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,847 You know what? 877 00:38:02,881 --> 00:38:05,349 I feel so frisky tonight. 878 00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:06,884 - Oh... - Stay home, stay home. 879 00:38:06,918 --> 00:38:09,019 - Thank you. - Will ya? Stay home and play with me. 880 00:38:09,054 --> 00:38:10,387 - Oh, Frank. - Come on. 881 00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:12,089 - You know what, sweetie? - Huh? 882 00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:14,858 I am very flattered, but Gayle-- 883 00:38:14,892 --> 00:38:17,360 she's the one that tried to hang herself that one time, 884 00:38:17,394 --> 00:38:20,863 so I really try not to let her down. 885 00:38:20,897 --> 00:38:22,832 - But I'm flattered. - Wait. 886 00:38:22,866 --> 00:38:25,835 Do I feel hot to you? I think I'm getting sick. 887 00:38:25,869 --> 00:38:27,403 Will you stay and make some soup for me? 888 00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:28,738 You feel fine. 889 00:38:28,773 --> 00:38:30,541 I'll be back before you know it, 890 00:38:30,575 --> 00:38:31,675 and if you're still feeling oogie, 891 00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:34,712 I'll make you some ginger tea. 892 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,047 Good luck, mom. 893 00:38:36,081 --> 00:38:37,281 Thank you, Jody. 894 00:38:37,316 --> 00:38:38,683 Shit. 895 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,888 You want to play Husker Du? 896 00:38:44,256 --> 00:38:45,623 Don't, d... 897 00:38:45,658 --> 00:38:47,792 - Oh, thank God. - Oh, my God! 898 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,227 Thank God someone is home. 899 00:38:49,261 --> 00:38:50,461 Please help me! 900 00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:51,729 What happened? 901 00:38:51,764 --> 00:38:53,464 Hey, Frank, call 911! 902 00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:55,866 I was walking down the street when this bus mirror 903 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:58,702 caught my arm and just kept going! 904 00:38:58,736 --> 00:38:59,936 Dragged me, like, 50 feet! 905 00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:01,471 Where's my arm?! 906 00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:02,739 Frank, put some pressure on this. 907 00:39:02,773 --> 00:39:03,973 I'm gonna go look for the arm! 908 00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:07,310 How was I? 909 00:39:07,344 --> 00:39:10,880 It was a good performance, just wrong audience. 910 00:39:10,915 --> 00:39:13,917 You eating this? 911 00:39:13,951 --> 00:39:15,986 Knock yourself out. 912 00:39:22,628 --> 00:39:24,062 Thanks, guys. 913 00:39:24,096 --> 00:39:25,563 Hey, it's your party. 914 00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:27,765 No working. Come on. 915 00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:28,967 Got a light? 916 00:39:29,001 --> 00:39:30,936 Yeah. 917 00:39:30,970 --> 00:39:32,337 Thanks for sticking around tonight. 918 00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:35,240 It's for Deb, it's not for you. 919 00:39:35,275 --> 00:39:37,243 Still, thanks. Okay. 920 00:39:39,613 --> 00:39:40,813 - Hey, party girl. - Hi. 921 00:39:40,848 --> 00:39:42,281 Brought you a couple of black lights. 922 00:39:42,315 --> 00:39:43,682 Thought it'd set the mood. 923 00:39:43,716 --> 00:39:45,317 It makes most people better looking. 924 00:39:45,351 --> 00:39:47,786 Aren't they also good for finding traces of blood? 925 00:39:47,820 --> 00:39:50,120 Well, my dad used 'em to snuff out fake bills. 926 00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:51,655 Jesus, that shirt gets any lower, 927 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:52,790 it'll be underwear. 928 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:53,824 More skin, more skins. 929 00:39:53,858 --> 00:39:56,493 Ding dongs! Awesome! 930 00:39:56,527 --> 00:39:58,161 Carl, those are for guests. 931 00:39:58,195 --> 00:39:59,329 Good, I brought one. 932 00:39:59,363 --> 00:40:00,463 Hey, birthday girl. 933 00:40:00,498 --> 00:40:01,665 I'm Little Hank. 934 00:40:01,699 --> 00:40:03,600 Hi. I'm Debbie. 935 00:40:03,634 --> 00:40:05,969 It's not really my birthday. 936 00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:07,772 Good, 'cause I didn't really bring you a present. 937 00:40:14,247 --> 00:40:16,882 I'm here for the Gallagher thing. 938 00:40:16,917 --> 00:40:19,886 Really? 939 00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,221 You invited Holly Herkimer? 940 00:40:21,255 --> 00:40:22,622 She's, like, 15. 941 00:40:22,656 --> 00:40:24,557 You said it could be anyone from my class. 942 00:40:24,592 --> 00:40:26,459 It's not her fault she's still in the fourth grade. 943 00:40:26,493 --> 00:40:27,827 Yes. It is. 944 00:40:27,862 --> 00:40:29,863 Yo, still got sparklers from the fourth. 945 00:40:29,897 --> 00:40:31,798 Make sparkler bombs. 946 00:40:31,832 --> 00:40:32,866 Where's the duct tape? 947 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:34,401 In my kidnap kit in the van. 948 00:40:34,435 --> 00:40:36,903 - I'll get it. - Let's go. 949 00:40:36,937 --> 00:40:37,870 You sure you got this? 950 00:40:37,905 --> 00:40:39,205 Yeah, no problem. 951 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:42,809 Okay, have fun. But not too much fun. 952 00:40:42,843 --> 00:40:45,078 I'm sorry, I got to go. 953 00:40:45,112 --> 00:40:47,080 I hope you have a really great time tonight. 954 00:40:47,114 --> 00:40:49,082 Me, too. 955 00:40:49,116 --> 00:40:50,517 Okay. 956 00:40:53,855 --> 00:40:54,855 Chris! All right! 957 00:40:54,889 --> 00:40:56,323 Hey! Hey! Chris! 958 00:40:56,357 --> 00:40:59,393 Stop! Chris! Stop! 959 00:41:07,301 --> 00:41:09,336 Can I get you another slice of pizza, Hank? 960 00:41:09,370 --> 00:41:10,870 Little Hank. 961 00:41:10,905 --> 00:41:13,039 Hank's my old man; He's an asshole. 962 00:41:13,073 --> 00:41:14,240 My dad, too. 963 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:26,117 What are you doing? 964 00:41:26,151 --> 00:41:28,052 Just wanted to see what your hair smelled like. 965 00:41:28,087 --> 00:41:29,787 Thought it would smell like flowers and shit, 966 00:41:29,822 --> 00:41:31,022 but it's cigarettes and coconuts. 967 00:41:31,056 --> 00:41:32,790 Still totally hot. 968 00:41:32,825 --> 00:41:36,427 I've already seen this movie, and this pizza sucks. 969 00:41:36,461 --> 00:41:37,962 Sorry. Can I make you a grilled cheese? 970 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,396 You can make me one. 971 00:41:40,398 --> 00:41:41,732 Where's Lip? 972 00:41:44,335 --> 00:41:45,802 God, you're so fucking hot. 973 00:41:45,836 --> 00:41:47,103 This is amazing. 974 00:41:47,137 --> 00:41:48,738 Flattery will get you everywhere. 975 00:41:51,842 --> 00:41:54,143 Shh. I don't want Ian to hear us. 976 00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:55,745 He won't. 977 00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:20,638 I bet you could get any guy into bed, huh? 978 00:42:20,673 --> 00:42:24,508 Yeah. Why? 979 00:42:33,650 --> 00:42:34,917 Karen home? 980 00:42:34,951 --> 00:42:36,752 At work, pulling a double. 981 00:42:38,555 --> 00:42:40,122 Mind if I wait? 982 00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:55,305 ♪ I almost lost you ♪ 983 00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:59,310 ♪ now you're back ♪ 984 00:42:59,344 --> 00:43:02,313 ♪ your beautiful smile ♪ 985 00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:09,420 It's Steve. Leave some words. 986 00:43:11,856 --> 00:43:14,791 Caw-caw! 987 00:43:14,825 --> 00:43:16,859 Hey, I bet you're wondering where I've been. 988 00:43:16,894 --> 00:43:18,494 Not really. 989 00:43:18,528 --> 00:43:20,295 - China. Putting together a deal. - Oh! 990 00:43:20,330 --> 00:43:22,030 Anybody pee in your coke? 991 00:43:22,065 --> 00:43:23,031 Ooh. 992 00:43:23,066 --> 00:43:24,400 Is that an offer? 993 00:43:24,434 --> 00:43:26,202 Oh, I'd love to, but I got to get home. 994 00:43:26,236 --> 00:43:27,403 Oh, come on, I'll drive you. 995 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:28,504 Such a gentleman. 996 00:43:28,538 --> 00:43:30,573 Uh-uh. Ulterior motive. 997 00:43:30,607 --> 00:43:32,675 I figure this way, maybe I get an offer 998 00:43:32,709 --> 00:43:34,310 to come inside for a nightcap. 999 00:43:34,344 --> 00:43:35,578 I think you've had enough. 1000 00:43:35,612 --> 00:43:36,880 How about I drive you? 1001 00:43:40,851 --> 00:43:42,185 - Right. - Yeah, all right, okay. 1002 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:43,887 Now, this is a big first step, all right? 1003 00:43:43,922 --> 00:43:45,022 I don't let anybody drive her. 1004 00:43:45,056 --> 00:43:46,323 Not even Valets. 1005 00:43:46,358 --> 00:43:47,391 Oh, that's smart. 1006 00:43:47,425 --> 00:43:48,860 I hear they steal cars. 1007 00:43:48,894 --> 00:43:50,662 Yeah, okay. Easy, easy, easy. 1008 00:43:50,696 --> 00:43:52,598 Relax. I know how to work a stick. 1009 00:43:52,632 --> 00:43:54,600 - Yeah? - Uh-huh, yeah. 1010 00:43:54,634 --> 00:43:55,869 All right. 1011 00:44:15,222 --> 00:44:17,290 Psst. 1012 00:44:17,325 --> 00:44:19,092 I got duct tape if you want. 1013 00:44:19,126 --> 00:44:21,427 We could put her in the van. 1014 00:44:24,798 --> 00:44:27,533 Want to see how fast I can unhook your bra? 1015 00:44:27,567 --> 00:44:29,201 I don't wear a bra, runt. 1016 00:44:29,235 --> 00:44:31,436 Move, I have to pee. 1017 00:44:32,638 --> 00:44:33,871 Ow! 1018 00:44:33,906 --> 00:44:35,072 Ow. 1019 00:44:48,854 --> 00:44:51,489 My God, woman, you work fast. 1020 00:44:51,524 --> 00:44:53,492 True. I've done some of my best work 1021 00:44:53,526 --> 00:44:55,327 - on a hall pass. - What the... 1022 00:44:55,362 --> 00:44:57,396 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Holly! 1023 00:44:57,430 --> 00:44:58,631 I won't tell. 1024 00:44:58,665 --> 00:45:00,800 Fuck! Get out now! 1025 00:45:00,834 --> 00:45:02,969 Holly, out! No! 1026 00:45:13,513 --> 00:45:14,813 - Ow! - Ow! 1027 00:45:14,847 --> 00:45:16,815 - What the... - What's going on? 1028 00:45:16,849 --> 00:45:17,916 Lip's an asshole. I'm out of here. 1029 00:45:17,950 --> 00:45:18,750 What'd he do? 1030 00:45:18,785 --> 00:45:20,185 Want me to kick his ass? 1031 00:45:20,219 --> 00:45:22,654 - I'm making waffles for breakfast. - Yeah? 1032 00:45:22,688 --> 00:45:24,489 Well, you can shove mine up Lip's ass. 1033 00:45:24,523 --> 00:45:26,925 - Aha! - Easy, easy, easy. 1034 00:45:26,959 --> 00:45:27,959 That was good. 1035 00:45:29,896 --> 00:45:31,363 The Fast And The Furious, huh? 1036 00:45:31,397 --> 00:45:33,966 - Thanks for the ride. - Mm-hmm. 1037 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:35,033 Oh. 1038 00:45:35,068 --> 00:45:36,368 Sorry for throwing up. 1039 00:45:38,237 --> 00:45:39,804 Holly? 1040 00:45:39,839 --> 00:45:41,539 Carl, what happened? 1041 00:45:41,574 --> 00:45:42,774 I don't know. 1042 00:45:42,808 --> 00:45:44,809 Jesus. 1043 00:45:44,844 --> 00:45:46,344 What is going on?! 1044 00:45:46,379 --> 00:45:48,112 Holly left my party in the middle of the night 1045 00:45:48,147 --> 00:45:49,314 because of something Lip did. 1046 00:45:49,348 --> 00:45:50,849 - You didn't. - No, I didn't. 1047 00:45:50,883 --> 00:45:52,851 All right, I blew her off, and she split. 1048 00:45:52,886 --> 00:45:55,388 You could've just done her so my party wouldn't have sucked! 1049 00:45:55,422 --> 00:45:56,389 Deb, she's 14! 1050 00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:57,557 Which one's Holly? 1051 00:45:57,591 --> 00:45:59,225 She left! 1052 00:45:59,260 --> 00:46:00,827 And then Little Hank left, too. 1053 00:46:03,030 --> 00:46:06,699 Deb, I'm sure the rest of the party was awesome. 1054 00:46:06,733 --> 00:46:08,734 How would you know? 1055 00:46:08,769 --> 00:46:10,836 You weren't here. 1056 00:46:10,871 --> 00:46:12,138 You Craig? 1057 00:46:12,172 --> 00:46:14,306 - Who? - No. 1058 00:46:14,341 --> 00:46:16,508 Hey, you want to open my present now? 1059 00:46:16,543 --> 00:46:19,544 No, Simon. I don't really give a shit about your present. 1060 00:46:19,578 --> 00:46:21,012 Great job chaperoning. 1061 00:46:21,047 --> 00:46:22,547 What the hell would you have had me done, 1062 00:46:22,581 --> 00:46:24,416 sleep with the kid? 1063 00:46:24,450 --> 00:46:26,919 This is my worst birthday ever. 1064 00:46:26,953 --> 00:46:29,322 Deb, let me make it up to you. 1065 00:46:29,356 --> 00:46:32,259 Okay? How about I take you to an R-rated movie sometime? 1066 00:46:32,293 --> 00:46:34,194 Little Hank, too? 1067 00:46:36,230 --> 00:46:39,166 He's not gonna go with just me. 1068 00:46:39,201 --> 00:46:40,701 Can Holly come, too? 1069 00:46:40,736 --> 00:46:42,770 Fine. 1070 00:46:42,804 --> 00:46:44,071 A double date. 1071 00:46:44,105 --> 00:46:45,739 No. Just me buying... 1072 00:46:45,773 --> 00:46:48,107 Escorting. 1073 00:46:48,142 --> 00:46:50,543 Deal. 1074 00:46:54,648 --> 00:46:56,115 I should, um, 1075 00:46:56,149 --> 00:46:57,783 I should probably brush my teeth 1076 00:46:57,817 --> 00:46:59,618 before we make out or anything. 1077 00:46:59,652 --> 00:47:01,186 Sleep it off on the couch. 1078 00:47:01,220 --> 00:47:02,720 No. Hey, I-I can drive. 1079 00:47:02,755 --> 00:47:04,756 No, you can't. 1080 00:47:04,790 --> 00:47:06,758 I'll see you in the morning. 1081 00:47:11,164 --> 00:47:13,765 Hey, do you think my car will still be there? 1082 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,801 Parts of it. 1083 00:47:25,979 --> 00:47:27,780 Jesus Chr-- that's-- 1084 00:47:27,814 --> 00:47:29,248 don't do that. 1085 00:47:29,283 --> 00:47:31,417 Top of the morning. 1086 00:47:31,452 --> 00:47:33,419 Let's go to the Alibi! 1087 00:47:33,454 --> 00:47:34,887 Come on. I want to meet 1088 00:47:34,921 --> 00:47:36,288 - all your co-workers. - I don't-- 1089 00:47:36,322 --> 00:47:37,722 my shift doesn't start until noon. 1090 00:47:37,756 --> 00:47:38,957 Oh. 1091 00:47:38,991 --> 00:47:42,126 Okay. 1092 00:47:43,161 --> 00:47:46,664 You know what they say. 1093 00:47:46,699 --> 00:47:50,501 "The early bird catches the worm." 1094 00:47:50,536 --> 00:47:51,836 I caught it. 1095 00:47:55,507 --> 00:47:57,641 Oh, Jesus! Is that your fist? 1096 00:47:57,675 --> 00:48:00,244 No, it's my foot. 1097 00:48:00,278 --> 00:48:01,812 No, no, no, no, no, no, 1098 00:48:01,847 --> 00:48:02,813 no, no, no, no. 1099 00:48:02,848 --> 00:48:04,615 You said no toys. 1100 00:48:06,184 --> 00:48:08,084 Ooh, I can wiggle my toes. 1101 00:48:09,787 --> 00:48:11,821 This little piggy went to market. 1102 00:48:11,856 --> 00:48:13,089 Ah! 1103 00:48:15,993 --> 00:48:18,194 And this little piggy stayed home. 1104 00:48:18,228 --> 00:48:20,496 Okay, that's two piggies, right? 1105 00:48:20,531 --> 00:48:21,864 This little piggy... 1106 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,534 ...Had roast beef. 1107 00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:26,669 And this little piggy had none. 1108 00:48:26,703 --> 00:48:27,803 Oh, God. 1109 00:48:27,838 --> 00:48:28,805 But this little piggy... 1110 00:48:28,839 --> 00:48:30,139 No, no, no, no. 1111 00:48:30,173 --> 00:48:31,807 Not all the way home. Not all the way home. 1112 00:48:31,842 --> 00:48:32,808 ...He went all the way home. 1113 00:48:32,843 --> 00:48:34,176 Oh! 1114 00:48:34,211 --> 00:48:36,045 Whoo! 1115 00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:43,052 Carl! 1116 00:48:43,087 --> 00:48:44,720 Knock it off! 1117 00:48:52,896 --> 00:48:54,029 Yeah, throw it. 1118 00:48:54,063 --> 00:48:55,330 Throw it, let me play baseball. 1119 00:48:58,335 --> 00:49:00,336 I'm sorry I had to miss your party. 1120 00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:06,308 So, tell me about Hank. 1121 00:49:07,377 --> 00:49:08,744 He's cute, isn't he? 1122 00:49:11,047 --> 00:49:13,249 Hey, uh, you got any coffee? 1123 00:49:14,885 --> 00:49:16,485 Hi. Uh, I'm Adam. 1124 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,087 You married? 1125 00:49:23,727 --> 00:49:25,094 Oh, just hit me with the bat already. 1126 00:49:25,129 --> 00:49:26,763 I don't have time for this. 1127 00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:28,398 Wasn't my idea to come to an adulterer's house. 1128 00:49:28,432 --> 00:49:31,201 It was mine. 1129 00:49:31,235 --> 00:49:33,069 Well, actually, our priest. 1130 00:49:33,104 --> 00:49:35,172 He thinks we can put this whole thing behind us, 1131 00:49:35,206 --> 00:49:36,907 but we just need your help. 1132 00:49:36,942 --> 00:49:38,275 My help? 1133 00:49:38,310 --> 00:49:39,777 Who the hell is this? 1134 00:49:39,811 --> 00:49:41,045 Hi. I-I'm Adam. 1135 00:49:41,079 --> 00:49:43,448 Just go and do what you came here to do. 1136 00:49:47,386 --> 00:49:52,222 I am asking both of you 1137 00:49:52,257 --> 00:49:53,624 for your forgiveness. 1138 00:49:53,658 --> 00:49:55,692 I forgive you. 1139 00:49:55,727 --> 00:49:57,127 We done now? 1140 00:49:57,161 --> 00:49:58,628 Do you forgive me? 1141 00:49:58,663 --> 00:50:01,264 I want to. 1142 00:50:01,298 --> 00:50:02,432 I really do. 1143 00:50:02,466 --> 00:50:04,601 But every time I start to picture it, 1144 00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:05,969 I just want to rip your head off 1145 00:50:06,004 --> 00:50:07,538 and I want to shit down your neck. 1146 00:50:07,572 --> 00:50:10,140 Okay. What I hear you saying... 1147 00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:12,943 Is that you want to forgive me, 1148 00:50:12,977 --> 00:50:14,478 you just need a little bit more time. 1149 00:50:29,094 --> 00:50:31,229 - So fuck father Nichols. - Lucy-jo, come on now... 1150 00:50:48,615 --> 00:50:49,682 Come on! 1151 00:50:49,716 --> 00:50:51,116 Kev's, like, a giant. 1152 00:50:51,151 --> 00:50:52,618 - That's not fair. - Life's not fair, Debs. 1153 00:50:52,652 --> 00:50:54,687 - Haven't you learned that by now? - All right, bring her down! 1154 00:50:54,721 --> 00:50:57,423 Come on, little girl, you're going down! 1155 00:50:57,458 --> 00:50:59,759 I don't play! I don't play! 1156 00:51:01,662 --> 00:51:03,663 - Looks like your rash is clearing up. - Yeah. 1157 00:51:03,698 --> 00:51:06,167 You guys done with your therapy? 1158 00:51:06,201 --> 00:51:07,535 They're still in the house. 1159 00:51:07,569 --> 00:51:09,203 He's singing "Your Body Is A Wonderland." 1160 00:51:09,237 --> 00:51:10,204 Hmm. 1161 00:51:10,238 --> 00:51:11,539 Who's this? 1162 00:51:11,573 --> 00:51:12,807 Oh. Kevin, Adam. 1163 00:51:12,842 --> 00:51:14,141 - Adam, Kevin. - How you doing, man? 1164 00:51:14,176 --> 00:51:15,643 Nice to meet you. Oh, sorry, bro. 1165 00:51:15,677 --> 00:51:17,311 Welcome. 1166 00:51:17,346 --> 00:51:20,481 Hey, you okay? 1167 00:51:20,515 --> 00:51:22,850 Why the fuck 1168 00:51:22,884 --> 00:51:25,853 was Mandy Milkovich at my house trying to screw Jody?! 1169 00:51:25,887 --> 00:51:28,655 He turned her down and told me what happened! 1170 00:51:28,690 --> 00:51:30,390 Yeah, 'cause he's a fucking pussy. 1171 00:51:30,424 --> 00:51:32,892 - Fuck you! - Okay! Hey! 1172 00:51:32,927 --> 00:51:35,695 Stay the fuck away from me! Stay the fuck away from Jody! 1173 00:51:35,729 --> 00:51:39,666 And stay the fuck away from this baby! 1174 00:51:52,424 --> 00:51:57,528 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 1175 00:52:01,756 --> 00:52:02,989 feel my head. 1176 00:52:03,023 --> 00:52:04,390 Feel my head one more time. 1177 00:52:04,425 --> 00:52:05,859 I'm sure I'm running hot this time. 1178 00:52:05,893 --> 00:52:08,694 Frank, Frank, you are always like that after sex. 1179 00:52:08,729 --> 00:52:11,230 Seriously, you're like a little steam engine. 1180 00:52:11,265 --> 00:52:15,034 Now, come on, you're already late for work. Let's go! 1181 00:52:18,472 --> 00:52:20,873 Come on. 1182 00:52:22,242 --> 00:52:25,045 Frank, come along. 1183 00:52:25,079 --> 00:52:30,116 ♪ black cloud... ♪ 1184 00:53:16,035 --> 00:53:18,636 Thank you. Thank you. 1185 00:53:19,579 --> 00:53:20,631 Yeah! 1186 00:53:21,455 --> 00:53:22,275 Okay. 1187 00:53:29,289 --> 00:53:30,290 ♪ ♪ 1188 00:53:32,706 --> 00:53:36,200 ? black cloud gathered in the corner ?