1 00:00:00,706 --> 00:00:03,909 This is what you missed last week on Shameless. 2 00:00:03,943 --> 00:00:05,710 Is your mom not pregnant again? 3 00:00:05,745 --> 00:00:07,678 Every time she pees on a stick, it's bad news. 4 00:00:07,713 --> 00:00:09,780 And then I get depressed thinking about my husband 5 00:00:09,814 --> 00:00:12,884 banging my mom 'cause we selfishly want to have a baby 6 00:00:12,918 --> 00:00:14,454 with some of our DNA. 7 00:00:14,488 --> 00:00:17,094 Attention, people! Kevin is gonna be a daddy! 8 00:00:17,129 --> 00:00:19,598 Why, is Mandy going a little cuckoo for cocoa puffs? 9 00:00:19,632 --> 00:00:21,267 Yeah, I think she ran over Karen with her car. 10 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:23,534 - I can't feel. - Mandy did this? 11 00:00:23,568 --> 00:00:26,136 Because of me, you ruined Karen's life! 12 00:00:26,170 --> 00:00:29,138 When I was your age, my pop took me on my first heist. 13 00:00:29,172 --> 00:00:31,075 My foster gays have a lot of nice stuff. 14 00:00:31,109 --> 00:00:32,779 Whoa, can I help you? 15 00:00:32,814 --> 00:00:33,880 We have reason to believe this child may have robbed 16 00:00:33,914 --> 00:00:35,314 his former foster parents. 17 00:00:35,349 --> 00:00:37,650 He didn't do the heist. I did. Cuff me. 18 00:00:37,684 --> 00:00:39,318 That whore that Mickey is marrying 19 00:00:39,352 --> 00:00:41,720 is an actual whore that works at Garden Springs spa. 20 00:00:41,754 --> 00:00:43,655 You're not seriously going through with this, are you? 21 00:00:43,689 --> 00:00:45,123 Just 'cause I'm getting hitched 22 00:00:45,157 --> 00:00:46,290 doesn't mean we can't still bang. 23 00:00:46,325 --> 00:00:47,592 I need a change. 24 00:00:47,626 --> 00:00:49,728 I hear reports of, um, medical school. 25 00:00:49,762 --> 00:00:52,332 Yeah, I may have to spend some more time in Michigan. 26 00:00:52,367 --> 00:00:53,767 What? 27 00:00:53,802 --> 00:00:54,835 Have you signed up for classes already? 28 00:00:54,870 --> 00:00:56,438 Technically I'm enrolled. 29 00:00:56,472 --> 00:00:58,006 And when was the last time you saw my daughter? 30 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:00,644 - Uh, two days ago. - I saw her three hours ago. 31 00:01:00,678 --> 00:01:01,745 In I.N.S. holding. 32 00:01:01,780 --> 00:01:03,080 It will be dealt with. 33 00:01:03,114 --> 00:01:04,415 You have known from day one 34 00:01:04,449 --> 00:01:05,683 what you were getting into with me. 35 00:01:05,717 --> 00:01:06,751 Right, I got sucked into your world. 36 00:01:06,786 --> 00:01:08,187 I bent to your rules. 37 00:01:08,221 --> 00:01:10,323 You made me feel like I could depend on you. 38 00:01:10,357 --> 00:01:12,459 Be a man. Get onto the boat. 39 00:01:12,493 --> 00:01:14,862 Hey, it's me. I love you. 40 00:02:30,276 --> 00:02:31,876 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 41 00:02:35,216 --> 00:02:37,284 Turn around. 42 00:02:37,318 --> 00:02:41,422 Oh, Jesus. You hitting the crapper again? 43 00:02:41,456 --> 00:02:42,857 Sorry, Frank. 44 00:02:42,891 --> 00:02:45,226 Tuna casserole does it to me every time. 45 00:02:45,261 --> 00:02:47,962 The bowels want what the bowels want. 46 00:02:47,997 --> 00:02:49,697 I got a meeting with my free lawyer. 47 00:02:49,732 --> 00:02:51,600 What you told me to tell him again? 48 00:02:53,903 --> 00:02:56,205 - Frank. - What? 49 00:02:56,239 --> 00:02:59,241 Public defender. Need a defense. 50 00:02:59,276 --> 00:03:01,744 God gave you the race card for a reason, Julius. 51 00:03:01,778 --> 00:03:03,579 Play it. 52 00:03:03,613 --> 00:03:05,881 You okay? 'Cause you didn't eat your breakfast. 53 00:03:05,915 --> 00:03:08,884 Not hungry. Thirsty. 54 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:10,653 You don't look good. 55 00:03:10,687 --> 00:03:13,890 I haven't had a drop of booze since I got to this place. 56 00:03:13,925 --> 00:03:17,060 I can't even put my hands on a goddamn oxy. 57 00:03:17,095 --> 00:03:19,597 Place used to be better stocked than Walgreen's. 58 00:03:19,631 --> 00:03:23,000 - What the hell happened? - Guards cracked down. 59 00:03:23,035 --> 00:03:24,469 Well, it's inhumane, 60 00:03:24,503 --> 00:03:27,338 like keeping Insulin from a diabetic. 61 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,574 And for what? 62 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,476 A petty robbery. 63 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:35,147 And you... what did they get you for again? 64 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:38,617 Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone. 65 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,953 - Cordless or landline? - Sidekick. 66 00:03:40,988 --> 00:03:43,590 Look, it looks like you need to see a doctor, man. 67 00:03:43,624 --> 00:03:46,359 I'll be good as new if these storm troopers 68 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:48,829 would slip me a malt beverage! 69 00:03:48,863 --> 00:03:54,535 This is how riots start. 70 00:03:54,569 --> 00:03:55,636 Frank! 71 00:04:01,176 --> 00:04:04,646 Hey! Carl, stop it! 72 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:05,947 What the hell are you doing? 73 00:04:05,981 --> 00:04:07,615 Trying to push my teeth together. 74 00:04:07,650 --> 00:04:09,718 It's not fair that you have braces and I don't. 75 00:04:09,752 --> 00:04:11,052 I'm older than you. 76 00:04:11,087 --> 00:04:12,854 Ew, there's food in your braces. 77 00:04:12,889 --> 00:04:15,557 - You're supposed to floss. - Flossing's for fags. 78 00:04:15,591 --> 00:04:18,527 Quit it out! 79 00:04:18,561 --> 00:04:20,362 Jackass, what are you doing with a water gun in the house? 80 00:04:20,396 --> 00:04:21,897 'Cause I don't have a paintball gun. 81 00:04:21,931 --> 00:04:25,668 Actually, that kind of makes sense. 82 00:04:25,703 --> 00:04:27,703 Gonna need a paintball gun when we move to Michigan. 83 00:04:27,738 --> 00:04:29,238 Uh, no. 84 00:04:29,272 --> 00:04:31,240 Hell survivors paintball field is only 5 miles 85 00:04:31,274 --> 00:04:32,975 outside Ann Arbor. 86 00:04:33,010 --> 00:04:34,811 - We're not going to Michigan. - We're not? 87 00:04:34,845 --> 00:04:37,046 - Fiona said we were. - Yup. 88 00:04:37,081 --> 00:04:42,218 That's when Jimmy was here. You seen him around lately? 89 00:04:42,253 --> 00:04:44,387 Exactly. 90 00:04:44,421 --> 00:04:47,524 - Did Fiona and Jimmy break up? - I don't know. 91 00:04:47,558 --> 00:04:49,092 Fiona barks at me every time I bring it up. 92 00:04:49,126 --> 00:04:50,994 But I picked a fight with Becky Alexander 93 00:04:51,028 --> 00:04:53,930 because I thought I was never gonna have to see her again. 94 00:04:53,964 --> 00:04:57,066 - See who again? - That a new look for work? 95 00:04:57,101 --> 00:04:59,068 Maybe if I was working the street corner, yeah. 96 00:04:59,102 --> 00:05:02,372 But since I'm doing data entry, I better put this on. 97 00:05:02,406 --> 00:05:05,041 Big day today, Lip. 98 00:05:05,075 --> 00:05:07,042 - Yeah, whatever. - No, it's not a "whatever." 99 00:05:07,077 --> 00:05:09,011 First Gallagher kid getting his diploma. 100 00:05:09,046 --> 00:05:11,614 - It's a big deal. - Who'd you buy it from? 101 00:05:11,648 --> 00:05:13,249 He's getting it fair and square and setting 102 00:05:13,283 --> 00:05:15,184 a good example for both of you, so pay attention. 103 00:05:15,219 --> 00:05:16,853 We have to go to some stupid ceremony? 104 00:05:16,887 --> 00:05:19,055 Nope, I'm picking up my diploma 105 00:05:19,089 --> 00:05:20,423 at the guidance office and getting the hell out of there. 106 00:05:20,457 --> 00:05:22,459 There's no ceremony in the fall. 107 00:05:22,493 --> 00:05:24,027 He'll walk with everyone in the spring. 108 00:05:24,061 --> 00:05:25,796 - No, he won't. - Yes, he will. 109 00:05:25,830 --> 00:05:30,601 And we'll all be there to yell, "Lip!" and embarrass him. 110 00:05:30,635 --> 00:05:34,472 - Morning. - Wow, Ian, looking sharp. 111 00:05:34,507 --> 00:05:36,641 - Thanks. - What, you got ROTC 112 00:05:36,676 --> 00:05:38,443 on the last day before Christmas break? 113 00:05:38,478 --> 00:05:42,381 Yeah, they're having some sort of winter ceremony. 114 00:05:42,415 --> 00:05:46,051 Later. 115 00:05:47,287 --> 00:05:49,121 Finish your breakfast, you guys. 116 00:05:49,155 --> 00:05:54,260 No more talk of Michigan. 117 00:05:55,462 --> 00:05:57,896 Yo! G.I. Jane, slow down. 118 00:05:57,931 --> 00:06:00,833 - I don't want to be late. - Hey. 119 00:06:00,868 --> 00:06:02,902 Glad to see you out of bed. 120 00:06:02,936 --> 00:06:04,470 Thought we were gonna have to put you on a suicide watch, 121 00:06:04,504 --> 00:06:06,405 take away your shoelaces and bed sheets. 122 00:06:06,439 --> 00:06:07,840 No need. Moved on. 123 00:06:07,874 --> 00:06:09,508 How many times you gotta hear no, right? 124 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:12,277 Yeah. Well, uh, I guess the good thing 125 00:06:12,312 --> 00:06:13,679 about falling for Mickey Milkovich 126 00:06:13,713 --> 00:06:15,814 is you know you can always find someone better. 127 00:06:15,849 --> 00:06:18,317 Aw. Catch up with you after school. 128 00:06:18,351 --> 00:06:21,720 Right. 129 00:06:28,529 --> 00:06:30,029 Hey, Fiona. 130 00:06:30,063 --> 00:06:32,098 Why aren't you getting ready for school? 131 00:06:32,132 --> 00:06:33,299 I am ready. 132 00:06:33,333 --> 00:06:35,467 We only have a half day anyway. 133 00:06:35,502 --> 00:06:38,103 Gonna stop by Sheila's after. Karen and Jody are moving today. 134 00:06:38,137 --> 00:06:41,473 Oh. 135 00:06:41,507 --> 00:06:43,174 So you think Jimmy's still gonna buy me braces 136 00:06:43,209 --> 00:06:45,176 when he's done with med school? 137 00:06:45,210 --> 00:06:46,444 Jimmy can't always be 138 00:06:46,479 --> 00:06:48,546 the answer to our problems, Debbie. 139 00:06:48,581 --> 00:06:51,182 - Everything okay with you guys? - What? 140 00:06:51,217 --> 00:06:52,851 Lip said we're not moving to Michigan. 141 00:06:52,885 --> 00:06:54,519 Lip should mind his own business. 142 00:06:54,553 --> 00:06:57,389 - It is his business. - What? 143 00:06:57,423 --> 00:06:59,224 To move to Michigan or not. 144 00:06:59,259 --> 00:07:01,793 It is his business. It's all of our business. 145 00:07:01,828 --> 00:07:04,530 - School. Now. - But you didn't answer me. 146 00:07:04,564 --> 00:07:06,065 Are we or are we not moving to Michigan? 147 00:07:06,099 --> 00:07:10,969 I don't know! Okay? I don't know! 148 00:07:11,004 --> 00:07:12,737 And I promise that you're gonna be the first person 149 00:07:12,771 --> 00:07:15,472 that I tell when I do know, okay? 150 00:07:15,507 --> 00:07:18,309 Leave the adult problems to the adults. 151 00:07:18,343 --> 00:07:20,344 Oh, so it's fine for me to be an adult 152 00:07:20,378 --> 00:07:23,145 when it comes to saving this family from losing this house 153 00:07:23,179 --> 00:07:25,178 by falsely accusing a relative of molesting me. 154 00:07:25,213 --> 00:07:26,813 But when I want to know 155 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:28,214 where we're gonna be living for the next year, 156 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,481 then I'm just supposed to be a kid 157 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:30,582 and keep my mouth shut, right? 158 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:33,184 - Yeah. - Okay, great. Thanks. 159 00:07:45,794 --> 00:07:47,361 It's Steve. Leave some words. 160 00:07:47,395 --> 00:07:49,162 Seriously? 161 00:07:49,197 --> 00:07:51,231 I leave you a message saying that I want to work it out, 162 00:07:51,265 --> 00:07:52,699 and you don't even call me back? 163 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:54,201 Okay, fine. I get it. 164 00:07:54,235 --> 00:07:56,102 You obviously don't feel the same way. Fine. 165 00:07:56,136 --> 00:07:57,870 But at least have the decency to tell me. 166 00:07:57,905 --> 00:08:00,940 Okay? Two years? I think I deserve that. 167 00:08:00,974 --> 00:08:03,942 Have a good life. Fucking asshole! 168 00:08:13,418 --> 00:08:17,187 - You're not Morgan Fairchild. - Excuse me? 169 00:08:17,222 --> 00:08:18,922 Heaven. 170 00:08:18,956 --> 00:08:22,958 I always imagined absinthe and Morgan Fairchild. 171 00:08:22,993 --> 00:08:24,626 I'm Dr. Markman, and you're not dead. 172 00:08:24,660 --> 00:08:27,195 But you will be soon if you don't stop drinking. 173 00:08:27,230 --> 00:08:28,630 You got anything for the pain? 174 00:08:28,664 --> 00:08:31,199 Vicodin, Percocet, whatever's handy. 175 00:08:31,233 --> 00:08:33,401 You have liver damage, esophageal varices, 176 00:08:33,435 --> 00:08:37,238 immune system dysfunction, likely renal failure. 177 00:08:37,273 --> 00:08:39,608 Frankly, it would be faster to tell you what you don't have. 178 00:08:39,642 --> 00:08:42,311 Maybe the online medical school 179 00:08:42,346 --> 00:08:44,780 you graduated from didn't cover this 180 00:08:44,815 --> 00:08:46,782 before they emailed you your diploma. 181 00:08:46,817 --> 00:08:48,250 I'm going to try to make this simple. 182 00:08:48,285 --> 00:08:51,587 The technical term is "withdrawal." 183 00:08:51,621 --> 00:08:53,723 I like the word "parched." 184 00:08:53,757 --> 00:08:55,725 So if there's not a keg handy, 185 00:08:55,759 --> 00:08:57,794 a bottle of your finest pharmaceuticals 186 00:08:57,828 --> 00:08:59,462 should have me ship-shape in no time. 187 00:08:59,496 --> 00:09:03,932 - You need to stop drinking. - Spare me the sermon. 188 00:09:03,967 --> 00:09:05,968 Juan will take you to processing. 189 00:09:06,002 --> 00:09:08,904 - Processing? - You're being released. 190 00:09:08,938 --> 00:09:10,439 What? 191 00:09:10,473 --> 00:09:11,840 If we keep you here, we'd have to treat you. 192 00:09:11,874 --> 00:09:14,976 Stop drinking before it kills you. 193 00:09:17,113 --> 00:09:19,347 Fuck. 194 00:09:19,381 --> 00:09:21,182 Hit me, Kate. 195 00:09:21,216 --> 00:09:23,251 Thought I was the only one here into that. 196 00:09:23,285 --> 00:09:25,586 No time for flirting, got some catching up to do. 197 00:09:25,621 --> 00:09:29,357 Line 'em up. 198 00:09:39,301 --> 00:09:41,436 - Morning. - I want to enlist. 199 00:09:41,471 --> 00:09:42,972 Glad to hear it. 200 00:09:43,006 --> 00:09:45,774 Are you interested in active duty or army reserve? 201 00:09:45,809 --> 00:09:47,543 - Active duty. Full-time. - All right. 202 00:09:47,577 --> 00:09:49,945 I'd be happy to help you find a specialty, 203 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:51,313 let you know when they're classing up. 204 00:09:51,348 --> 00:09:52,615 I don't want to wait for a specialty. 205 00:09:52,649 --> 00:09:54,150 I'm ready to leave now. 206 00:09:54,184 --> 00:09:55,518 Any reason why you're seeking out the army? 207 00:09:55,552 --> 00:09:57,120 Trouble at home? 208 00:09:57,154 --> 00:09:58,788 Running away from jail or a pregnant girlfriend? 209 00:09:58,823 --> 00:10:00,190 Here's my transcript. 210 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:01,891 I already passed the vocational aptitude battery 211 00:10:01,926 --> 00:10:03,526 and physical exams. 212 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:05,395 When's the next bus to basic combat training? 213 00:10:05,429 --> 00:10:09,132 Tomorrow morning. 214 00:10:09,166 --> 00:10:12,168 - What else do I need? - Photo I.D. 215 00:10:12,203 --> 00:10:14,071 I'll be here. 216 00:10:14,105 --> 00:10:16,006 Hey, take some time to think on it. 217 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:20,210 I'm ready now. 218 00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:22,412 So does he know we're having a party for him? 219 00:10:22,447 --> 00:10:23,914 Nope. It's a surprise. 220 00:10:23,948 --> 00:10:25,815 Men don't give a shit about this stuff. 221 00:10:25,850 --> 00:10:27,483 Well, it's a big deal. 222 00:10:27,518 --> 00:10:29,252 First Gallagher kid getting a diploma. 223 00:10:29,286 --> 00:10:31,221 Hey, what about you? 224 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:34,191 - G.E.D. doesn't really count. - Diplomas are overrated. 225 00:10:34,225 --> 00:10:36,693 I didn't get a diploma, and look at me. 226 00:10:36,728 --> 00:10:38,696 Hey, don't give me no shit, Kev! 227 00:10:38,730 --> 00:10:41,199 I do not sound like that. 228 00:10:41,233 --> 00:10:43,435 Oh! Give me those! You better watch yourself. 229 00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:46,404 How would you like it if I did that to you? 230 00:10:46,439 --> 00:10:48,340 Don't bite! No! 231 00:10:50,710 --> 00:10:55,247 So still haven't heard from what's his name? 232 00:10:55,281 --> 00:10:57,015 Do you want to give me a hand with the banner? 233 00:10:57,049 --> 00:11:02,988 Oh, I guess that's my cue to get more coffee. 234 00:11:06,059 --> 00:11:07,593 He didn't even have the balls to dump me in person. 235 00:11:07,627 --> 00:11:09,428 He told you who he was from the beginning. 236 00:11:09,462 --> 00:11:12,398 Car thief. Lied about his name for months. 237 00:11:12,432 --> 00:11:14,934 - Your point? - Sorry. 238 00:11:14,969 --> 00:11:17,404 No. I'm sorry. 239 00:11:17,438 --> 00:11:18,872 I don't mean to be a bitch about it. 240 00:11:18,907 --> 00:11:20,742 He's a wuss, forget about him. 241 00:11:20,776 --> 00:11:22,278 He's forgotten. 242 00:11:22,312 --> 00:11:24,948 Just pissed I wasted two years of my life. 243 00:11:24,983 --> 00:11:27,385 - You guys aren't being fair. - What? 244 00:11:27,419 --> 00:11:31,556 Did you or did you not tell Jimmy the last time you saw him 245 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,425 - not to come home? - So? 246 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:35,628 Well, now you're mad at him for doing exactly what you said? 247 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:36,896 She didn't mean it. 248 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,298 - Yeah, I did. - Aah! 249 00:11:38,332 --> 00:11:40,133 Yeah, but just for that night, not forever. 250 00:11:40,168 --> 00:11:41,134 I didn't think he'd take it for real. 251 00:11:41,169 --> 00:11:43,003 Why not? 252 00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:44,504 Because that's what women do in the heat of the moment. 253 00:11:44,538 --> 00:11:45,939 - We say shit we don't mean. - I got it. 254 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,073 But how the fuck is he supposed to know that? 255 00:11:47,108 --> 00:11:48,575 Just go get the car, Kev. 256 00:11:48,609 --> 00:11:50,310 We're gonna be late for the baby doctor. 257 00:11:50,344 --> 00:11:52,912 Okay, fine, but how do I know you really mean go get the car? 258 00:11:52,947 --> 00:11:54,080 You could be saying, "go get the car," 259 00:11:54,115 --> 00:11:55,196 in the heat of the moment. 260 00:11:59,487 --> 00:12:01,922 Crazy time of year, end of semester. 261 00:12:01,956 --> 00:12:04,291 I have to let a litany of underachievers know 262 00:12:04,325 --> 00:12:06,827 they'd best be advised to cut their losses 263 00:12:06,861 --> 00:12:10,130 and learn a trade, something that utilizes their backs 264 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:14,000 instead of their brains. 265 00:12:14,035 --> 00:12:19,539 It's moments like this that make the job worth it. 266 00:12:19,574 --> 00:12:21,608 Crap pay, miserable working conditions, 267 00:12:21,643 --> 00:12:27,314 but the chance to change one special kid's life. 268 00:12:27,348 --> 00:12:30,317 Congratulations. 269 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,821 Wow. 270 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,857 Guess this is where I'm supposed to, uh, thank you 271 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,192 for never giving up on me. 272 00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:43,528 Well. 273 00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:50,234 I'll see ya, Dick. 274 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:53,238 Teachers are taking bets what's next for you, Gallagher. 275 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:56,708 College, ten to one. Prison, four to one. 276 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,581 Hey, Kate, can I get a shot? 277 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,316 And enable your truancy? 278 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:06,885 This place is pathetic enough already. 279 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:08,253 I'm not skipping school. 280 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,155 Surprisingly, they let me graduate. 281 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,391 Good for you. This one's on the house. 282 00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:16,362 Thanks. 283 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,865 I know what you're thinking. You can tap that. 284 00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,502 And you'd be right. But chew on this. 285 00:13:22,536 --> 00:13:24,871 Sure, she's got some frisky tricks up her sleeve, 286 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:27,607 but there's more tread on those tires than it's worth. 287 00:13:27,641 --> 00:13:29,274 Trust me, been there. 288 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,908 Planted my flag and I got the piss pins and needles 289 00:13:31,943 --> 00:13:33,243 to prove it. 290 00:13:33,277 --> 00:13:35,110 I thought you were in jail, Frank. 291 00:13:35,145 --> 00:13:38,514 Got out on a technicality. 292 00:13:38,548 --> 00:13:40,882 Why did you take the rap for Carl? 293 00:13:40,916 --> 00:13:43,050 Because that's what family does. 294 00:13:43,085 --> 00:13:45,586 - Have I taught you nothing? - Congratulations. 295 00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:48,721 - Thank you. - Congra... what for? 296 00:13:48,756 --> 00:13:51,591 Your kid got his diploma. 297 00:13:51,625 --> 00:13:53,392 My boy! 298 00:13:53,426 --> 00:13:57,729 Why didn't you say something? We need to celebrate. 299 00:13:57,763 --> 00:13:59,864 Attention! 300 00:13:59,898 --> 00:14:01,565 Denizens of this dump! 301 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,201 - Frank, you okay? - Better than ever! 302 00:14:04,235 --> 00:14:08,037 Because my progeny has joined the ranks of the graduated! 303 00:14:10,407 --> 00:14:12,475 Which makes official something we've long known, 304 00:14:12,509 --> 00:14:14,811 which is that the Gallaghers are head and shoulders above 305 00:14:14,845 --> 00:14:17,480 all of you shitbirds! 306 00:14:17,514 --> 00:14:19,382 Seriously, Frank, you look like crap. 307 00:14:19,416 --> 00:14:21,584 Even for you. You're one to talk, Tommy. 308 00:14:21,619 --> 00:14:24,488 You're one bucket of kfc extra crispy away 309 00:14:24,522 --> 00:14:26,557 from giving precious a run for her money. 310 00:14:28,026 --> 00:14:28,993 You know I got a fucking thyroid condition... 311 00:14:30,262 --> 00:14:31,629 And I could still kick your ass. 312 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:32,997 Well, why don't you put your money 313 00:14:33,031 --> 00:14:34,832 where your halitosis-ridden mouth is. 314 00:14:34,866 --> 00:14:37,167 Hey, I'm not mopping up the blood and the teeth again. 315 00:14:37,202 --> 00:14:39,569 Figure out another way to settle your pissing contest. 316 00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:42,740 - Fine, pissing contest! - Fine! 317 00:14:42,774 --> 00:14:44,108 Let's go! 318 00:14:44,142 --> 00:14:45,976 Hey, I didn't mean it literally! 319 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,511 Pushups! 320 00:14:47,546 --> 00:14:48,646 You won't make double digits. 321 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,981 What does it matter? 322 00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:51,516 You can't count that high anyway. 323 00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:54,285 - Oh, I want in on this! - Me too! 324 00:14:54,319 --> 00:14:55,753 Let's do it! Push these tables aside. 325 00:14:55,787 --> 00:14:57,488 - Hold on. - Make a hole. 326 00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,324 No girlie, on-your-knees push-ups. 327 00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:00,625 Only one of us spends time on their knees, Frank, 328 00:15:00,659 --> 00:15:01,826 and it ain't me. 329 00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,294 Okay, 10 bucks in. 330 00:15:03,328 --> 00:15:05,296 My kid will hold. 20! 331 00:15:05,331 --> 00:15:08,433 Thank you. 332 00:15:08,467 --> 00:15:11,136 Thank you, thank you. All right, no food stamps. 333 00:15:11,170 --> 00:15:13,705 But lottery scratchers are accepted. 334 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:16,007 Okay. All right, we're ready. 335 00:15:16,042 --> 00:15:18,043 Get set! 336 00:15:18,077 --> 00:15:19,511 And go! 337 00:15:19,546 --> 00:15:21,713 One, two, 338 00:15:21,748 --> 00:15:25,183 three, four... 339 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:27,552 Five, six, seven... 340 00:15:27,586 --> 00:15:29,620 Eight, nine! 341 00:15:29,655 --> 00:15:31,222 Tommy! 342 00:15:32,991 --> 00:15:34,725 11, 12! 343 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,060 Know what kind of upper body strength 344 00:15:36,094 --> 00:15:37,862 it takes to handle a rig, Gallagher? 345 00:15:37,896 --> 00:15:40,064 I can do this all day. 346 00:15:40,098 --> 00:15:43,201 Not just a test of strength but stamina. 347 00:15:43,235 --> 00:15:46,838 The kind one gets from years of running from people, 348 00:15:46,872 --> 00:15:50,642 not sitting on your ass in a truck for 18 hours a day. 349 00:15:51,710 --> 00:15:56,147 27, 28, 29, 30, 350 00:15:56,181 --> 00:15:59,250 31, 32! Uh-oh. 351 00:16:08,694 --> 00:16:13,665 Um, there you go, uh, drink responsibly. 352 00:16:14,934 --> 00:16:15,934 Hey, Kate, can I get another shot? 353 00:16:15,969 --> 00:16:19,104 Hey, wanna go celebrate? 354 00:16:19,139 --> 00:16:21,006 - Uh... - A steak. 355 00:16:21,041 --> 00:16:22,841 - No. - Aw, come on! 356 00:16:22,876 --> 00:16:26,145 You got something better to do? 357 00:16:28,982 --> 00:16:30,516 Make it a scotch and a lobster, 358 00:16:30,551 --> 00:16:31,784 you got yourself a deal. 359 00:16:31,819 --> 00:16:34,788 All right! 360 00:17:19,867 --> 00:17:21,902 It's Steve. Leave some words. 361 00:17:24,539 --> 00:17:30,447 So you just never pick up anymore, huh? 362 00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:33,950 Hi. It's Fiona. 363 00:17:33,985 --> 00:17:36,453 Fiona Gallagher. Remember me? 364 00:17:36,487 --> 00:17:38,321 We used to date. 365 00:17:38,356 --> 00:17:41,258 Maybe we still do. 366 00:17:41,292 --> 00:17:42,760 I left you a message this morning. 367 00:17:42,794 --> 00:17:44,695 You should probably just delete that. 368 00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:49,766 You know that thing I said about not coming home? 369 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,935 I didn't mean it. 370 00:17:51,969 --> 00:17:54,504 I mean, I did mean it. Just for that night though. 371 00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:57,107 Not forever, silly. 372 00:17:57,141 --> 00:18:01,312 Sorry if I wasn't clear about that. 373 00:18:01,346 --> 00:18:04,983 Give me a call. 374 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:08,520 I'll talk to you later. Bye. 375 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,526 Okay, so I've got little baggies 376 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:18,230 of dried nuts and blueberries, which are good brain food. 377 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,464 Great, mom, but I'm pretty sure 378 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,133 they have all that stuff in Sedona. 379 00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:26,805 Yes, but it's 1,642 miles if you take scenic I-40. 380 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,374 Bye, Hymie. It's been nice knowing you. 381 00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:32,143 And you have to look up Shiva Ray. 382 00:18:32,177 --> 00:18:33,711 Remember I told you about him? 383 00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:37,182 He's the medicine man that lives in Sedona. 384 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,650 I read about him online. 385 00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:41,819 He cured this woman's ovarian cancer 386 00:18:41,854 --> 00:18:44,022 by giving her wheatgrass douches. 387 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:48,193 - Great, I'll look her up. - Him. He's a him. 388 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:50,494 - Shiva Ray. Him. - I'll look him up. 389 00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:53,164 Okay. 390 00:18:53,198 --> 00:18:56,834 All right. This is it. 391 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,837 Oh, my goodness. 392 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,772 I know I agreed to this, but it doesn't mean 393 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:02,841 it's not hard to say good-bye 394 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,410 to my baby. 395 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:08,547 Both my babies. 396 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,350 All three of my babies! 397 00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:14,186 Bye, baby. 398 00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,922 Shh. Okay. 399 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:21,760 It's okay, it's okay. 400 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:27,866 My sweet Karen. 401 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:30,870 I knew this day would come, 402 00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:34,873 when I'd be saying a proper good-bye to you. 403 00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:36,775 It didn't really look like this though. 404 00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:38,310 You didn't... 405 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:42,081 you didn't have a wheelchair and... and... 406 00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:46,286 a big... scar on your head. 407 00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:59,398 I know I have to let you go. 408 00:20:02,636 --> 00:20:05,304 Goodbye. 409 00:20:05,339 --> 00:20:07,673 Just stop it. No more good-byes. 410 00:20:07,708 --> 00:20:10,677 Just see you soon. 411 00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,979 - See you soon. - See you soon! 412 00:20:13,013 --> 00:20:14,848 - See you soon. - See you soon! 413 00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:17,417 Baby. 414 00:20:17,452 --> 00:20:18,919 We'll call you when we get settled in. 415 00:20:18,953 --> 00:20:22,923 Okay. Go heal my baby. 416 00:20:22,957 --> 00:20:26,226 I will. 417 00:20:29,563 --> 00:20:31,931 Bye, baby. 418 00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:32,999 Bye, baby. 419 00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:38,938 Bye, honey! 420 00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:43,777 Bye! Bye! 421 00:20:43,811 --> 00:20:46,780 Love you! 422 00:20:51,186 --> 00:20:53,354 Want me to make you some macaroni and cheese? 423 00:20:53,389 --> 00:20:55,957 Uh, I have to finish getting the house ready 424 00:20:55,992 --> 00:20:57,660 for Lip's party. 425 00:20:57,694 --> 00:21:00,196 Let me grab my coat. I can come help. 426 00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:02,265 Sure. 427 00:21:05,603 --> 00:21:07,037 So don't worry, I'll make sure 428 00:21:07,071 --> 00:21:08,505 that you have everything you need. 429 00:21:08,539 --> 00:21:10,206 Dr. Lishman? 430 00:21:10,241 --> 00:21:13,210 Fiona. Hi. 431 00:21:13,244 --> 00:21:15,646 Uh, I'll catch up with you guys later. 432 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,716 I'm surprised to see you. Are you feeling okay? 433 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:20,484 Yeah, I wanted to talk to you. 434 00:21:20,518 --> 00:21:22,886 Oh. 435 00:21:27,691 --> 00:21:30,059 How's Ian? 436 00:21:30,093 --> 00:21:32,562 Fine. 437 00:21:32,596 --> 00:21:37,400 I was wondering if you'd seen Jimmy lately? 438 00:21:37,435 --> 00:21:40,003 How long? 439 00:21:40,037 --> 00:21:41,871 Almost a week. 440 00:21:41,906 --> 00:21:44,441 You two are having problems? 441 00:21:44,475 --> 00:21:47,844 Things have been a little rough lately, yeah. 442 00:21:47,879 --> 00:21:50,347 Any sign of conflict or things not going his way, 443 00:21:50,381 --> 00:21:53,884 and he just... disappears. 444 00:21:53,918 --> 00:21:55,786 Gone. 445 00:21:55,820 --> 00:21:57,587 - Chipotle? - What? 446 00:21:57,622 --> 00:21:59,923 I always have my hot dog with a little chipotle sauce. 447 00:21:59,957 --> 00:22:02,191 - You want some? - Yeah, sure. Thanks. 448 00:22:02,226 --> 00:22:05,628 Rosa, two specials. Chipotle. 449 00:22:05,662 --> 00:22:09,531 It's what he does. I've gotten used to it. 450 00:22:09,565 --> 00:22:11,266 At least as used to it as a father can when his son 451 00:22:11,301 --> 00:22:15,938 doesn't call or email for months at a time. 452 00:22:15,972 --> 00:22:18,040 - Here you go. - Thank you. 453 00:22:18,074 --> 00:22:22,545 Maybe this time's different? 454 00:22:22,579 --> 00:22:24,246 Absolutely. 455 00:22:24,281 --> 00:22:29,051 Yeah, you never know, right? 456 00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:33,122 I should get back to work. 457 00:22:33,157 --> 00:22:37,060 You'll be fine. 458 00:22:37,094 --> 00:22:40,964 Thanks for the hot dog. 459 00:22:44,101 --> 00:22:48,839 All right, there we go. There's the little peach pit. 460 00:22:48,873 --> 00:22:52,075 Holy crap, there he is! 461 00:22:52,110 --> 00:22:53,610 He looks just like you, baby. 462 00:22:53,645 --> 00:22:55,512 He kind of does, doesn't he? 463 00:22:55,547 --> 00:22:57,247 Can you tell if it's a boy or a girl, doc? 464 00:22:57,282 --> 00:23:00,017 12 weeks is too early to tell. Give it another month. 465 00:23:00,051 --> 00:23:01,485 12 weeks? That's impossible. 466 00:23:01,519 --> 00:23:03,120 But we only started trying 12 weeks ago. 467 00:23:03,154 --> 00:23:04,855 Then it must have happened on the first go-around. 468 00:23:04,889 --> 00:23:07,924 Let me print this up, and I'll let you get dressed. 469 00:23:07,958 --> 00:23:10,494 Ooh, yeah, that's weird. 470 00:23:10,528 --> 00:23:16,099 My body usually tells me when I'm pregnant. 471 00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:20,471 You know, it's never been wrong before. 472 00:23:20,505 --> 00:23:23,841 Wonder what happened this time. 473 00:23:28,181 --> 00:23:31,049 - What are you doing? - ROTC retreat. 474 00:23:31,083 --> 00:23:33,551 - Since when? - Last minute. 475 00:23:33,586 --> 00:23:36,954 - Hey, where's my knife? - I don't know. 476 00:23:36,989 --> 00:23:41,058 Carl, my S.O.G. Seal team. It's the best fixed blade I got. 477 00:23:43,395 --> 00:23:48,032 My samurai sword broke. Need a backup till it's fixed. 478 00:23:49,167 --> 00:23:51,001 Yeah. 479 00:23:51,036 --> 00:23:52,970 What if the zombie apocalypse goes down while you're gone? 480 00:23:53,004 --> 00:23:57,675 Who's gonna protect Debbie and Liam? 481 00:23:57,709 --> 00:23:59,811 - Fine, keep it. - Really? 482 00:23:59,845 --> 00:24:02,580 Yeah, just promise you're not gonna use it on anything human. 483 00:24:02,615 --> 00:24:07,152 - Cats aren't human. - Anything living. Promise. 484 00:24:07,186 --> 00:24:11,155 Promise. Can you teach me the different hand grips? 485 00:24:11,189 --> 00:24:14,558 - Sure. - Thanks. 486 00:24:18,430 --> 00:24:20,498 - Hold on, now. - 12 weeks pregnant! 487 00:24:20,532 --> 00:24:23,000 Veronica, I promise. I swear I had no idea. 488 00:24:23,035 --> 00:24:24,368 Ladies, please. 489 00:24:24,403 --> 00:24:26,004 Hey, V, come on, that's not right. 490 00:24:26,038 --> 00:24:27,872 Although, hey, I should probably record this 491 00:24:27,907 --> 00:24:29,774 in case we want to upload it to our site, 492 00:24:29,808 --> 00:24:31,909 make some money, just watch her belly if you're gonna hit her. 493 00:24:31,944 --> 00:24:33,211 12 weeks, Kev? 494 00:24:33,245 --> 00:24:34,612 Just trying to keep the peace, baby. 495 00:24:34,646 --> 00:24:35,613 Honey, I promise, I didn't know! 496 00:24:35,647 --> 00:24:36,714 Please, you always know. 497 00:24:36,749 --> 00:24:37,949 You're like a walking pee stick! 498 00:24:37,983 --> 00:24:38,950 Yeah, in the past, but this time... 499 00:24:38,984 --> 00:24:40,785 There is no "this time." 500 00:24:40,819 --> 00:24:42,686 You kept quiet 'cause you wanted to keep fucking my husband! 501 00:24:42,721 --> 00:24:44,721 What the fuck are you looking at, huh? 502 00:24:44,756 --> 00:24:46,290 My husband fucked my mother to get pregnant. 503 00:24:46,324 --> 00:24:48,625 Sorry we can't all have our baby the normal way! 504 00:24:48,659 --> 00:24:50,093 Hey, what can I say? 505 00:24:50,127 --> 00:24:52,295 Once you go white, you always stay tight. 506 00:24:52,330 --> 00:24:55,798 Hey, I think I just insulted myself. 507 00:24:55,833 --> 00:24:59,235 - Mom, admit it. - Okay. 508 00:24:59,270 --> 00:25:00,804 Okay, I thought I might be pregnant! 509 00:25:00,838 --> 00:25:01,805 - Oh, my God. - No, but, honey. 510 00:25:01,839 --> 00:25:03,206 Look, I didn't know. 511 00:25:03,241 --> 00:25:04,775 I didn't take a test or anything. 512 00:25:04,809 --> 00:25:06,976 - I didn't want to know. - What? Why? 513 00:25:07,011 --> 00:25:09,279 Because I liked what we had. 514 00:25:09,313 --> 00:25:11,081 - Thank you. - Excuse me? 515 00:25:11,115 --> 00:25:14,551 No, not what we, me and Kev had, what we all had. 516 00:25:14,585 --> 00:25:16,753 - What are you talking about? - Been feeling so lonely lately. 517 00:25:16,787 --> 00:25:18,321 And when you called me to help out, 518 00:25:18,355 --> 00:25:19,756 it made me feel wanted... 519 00:25:19,790 --> 00:25:23,326 wanted in a loving way, in a family way, 520 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:27,831 needed, important. 521 00:25:27,865 --> 00:25:29,299 Hey, I'm your baby fetus. 522 00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:32,435 Please don't fight anymore. 523 00:25:32,470 --> 00:25:33,970 I know Kev is a big, hot stud, 524 00:25:34,004 --> 00:25:37,640 and you couldn't resist his giant cock penis. 525 00:25:37,675 --> 00:25:40,811 But I'm all that matters now, right? 526 00:25:48,152 --> 00:25:51,620 What does it take to get a refill around here? 527 00:25:51,655 --> 00:25:56,425 Jacket and tie would probably help. 528 00:25:56,459 --> 00:25:59,328 This is nice. We don't spend enough time together. 529 00:25:59,362 --> 00:26:01,030 No, we don't spend any time together. 530 00:26:01,064 --> 00:26:02,965 Exactly my point. 531 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:07,804 You know, son, you can always come to me. 532 00:26:07,839 --> 00:26:09,273 Thanks, dad. 533 00:26:09,307 --> 00:26:13,043 - I worry about you. - Is that right? 534 00:26:13,077 --> 00:26:14,645 A parent's plight never goes away, 535 00:26:14,679 --> 00:26:17,481 no matter how old your kid gets. 536 00:26:17,515 --> 00:26:21,619 Look at you, 18 now. 537 00:26:21,653 --> 00:26:25,322 A high school graduate. 538 00:26:28,260 --> 00:26:29,794 Where the fuck is that waiter? 539 00:26:29,828 --> 00:26:32,530 Don't go getting misty-eyed on me now. 540 00:26:34,199 --> 00:26:37,835 Need any words of fatherly advice? 541 00:26:37,869 --> 00:26:39,971 - No, I think I got it covered. - Oh, come on, come on! 542 00:26:40,005 --> 00:26:44,676 What's on your mind? 543 00:26:44,710 --> 00:26:47,345 Okay, why not? Day couldn't get any weirder. 544 00:26:47,379 --> 00:26:51,849 Um, I'm done with school. 545 00:26:51,884 --> 00:26:54,051 I have no idea what I'm gonna do 546 00:26:54,085 --> 00:26:57,854 today or tomorrow 547 00:26:57,889 --> 00:27:00,156 or for the rest of my life. 548 00:27:00,191 --> 00:27:02,525 So no plans? 549 00:27:02,559 --> 00:27:05,228 No. 550 00:27:05,262 --> 00:27:08,030 Good for you. You're just like me. 551 00:27:08,065 --> 00:27:10,599 We march to the beat of a different drummer. 552 00:27:10,633 --> 00:27:12,902 Everyone will try to cage you in, 553 00:27:12,936 --> 00:27:14,504 tell you you have to worry about your future. 554 00:27:14,538 --> 00:27:17,039 You know what your future should be? 555 00:27:17,074 --> 00:27:20,076 This... living life to the fullest, 556 00:27:20,110 --> 00:27:23,012 every day like it's your last. 557 00:27:23,046 --> 00:27:26,916 This place is single-handedly lowering my tolerance. 558 00:27:26,950 --> 00:27:28,851 Let's hit the liquor store. 559 00:27:28,886 --> 00:27:31,187 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, um, you really think 560 00:27:31,221 --> 00:27:33,389 they deserve your hard-earned money for that service? 561 00:27:33,424 --> 00:27:35,558 - Dine and dash? - Bite and bolt. 562 00:27:35,593 --> 00:27:39,296 - Eat it and beat it? - I'll take the front door. 563 00:27:41,766 --> 00:27:44,133 Excuse me, amigo, uh, bano? 564 00:27:44,168 --> 00:27:48,571 Gracias. 565 00:27:50,607 --> 00:27:52,107 Excuse me, I gotta take this call. 566 00:27:52,142 --> 00:27:55,645 - Can we see a dessert menu? - Of course. 567 00:28:08,825 --> 00:28:10,660 Hey, Fiona, missed you at lunch. 568 00:28:10,694 --> 00:28:12,294 What are all these people doing outside Mike's office? 569 00:28:12,329 --> 00:28:14,663 - Job applicants. - Thanks so much, man, okay? 570 00:28:14,698 --> 00:28:15,931 We'll talk to you later this week. 571 00:28:15,966 --> 00:28:17,333 You bet. 572 00:28:17,367 --> 00:28:18,934 Hi. Uh, sorry. Can I talk to you for a second? 573 00:28:18,968 --> 00:28:20,969 Yeah, uh, sure. 574 00:28:21,004 --> 00:28:22,504 - There's a job opening up? - Yeah. 575 00:28:22,538 --> 00:28:24,673 Rick from sales is moving to our Columbus office. 576 00:28:24,707 --> 00:28:26,909 Well, I want it. 577 00:28:26,943 --> 00:28:28,644 No, I need somebody with experience. 578 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,915 This is about our night in the tent. 579 00:28:32,950 --> 00:28:37,754 - I can assure you it is not. - But I've been here for months. 580 00:28:37,788 --> 00:28:39,456 My temp position's ending, and I'm ready. 581 00:28:39,490 --> 00:28:41,124 I would love to keep you around, 582 00:28:41,159 --> 00:28:42,493 but Uncle Matt's not gonna let me hire someone 583 00:28:42,527 --> 00:28:43,961 who doesn't have a proven track record. 584 00:28:43,995 --> 00:28:47,131 Which all those people out there do, okay? 585 00:28:47,166 --> 00:28:48,800 Listen, if you had one sale on the books, 586 00:28:48,834 --> 00:28:51,936 this would be a different conversation. 587 00:28:51,970 --> 00:28:53,604 I've pushed cocktails, that's sales. 588 00:28:53,639 --> 00:28:55,139 Wait, weren't you moving to Michigan? 589 00:28:55,173 --> 00:28:56,540 I mean, you wanted to work in our Ann Arbor office. 590 00:28:56,575 --> 00:28:57,775 And I convinced all those customers 591 00:28:57,809 --> 00:28:59,510 you thought you lost to re-up. 592 00:28:59,545 --> 00:29:01,345 You got them on the hook, but it was the sales department 593 00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:05,417 that closed the deals. 594 00:29:08,254 --> 00:29:10,121 Hey. 595 00:29:10,155 --> 00:29:12,156 You've been a great asset to this company. 596 00:29:12,191 --> 00:29:16,694 I'm really sorry. 597 00:29:21,032 --> 00:29:24,301 I remember the first time I brought you here. 598 00:29:24,336 --> 00:29:26,837 Fuck you! You never took me skating. 599 00:29:26,871 --> 00:29:30,340 Always took you skating, to the park, to the zoo. 600 00:29:30,374 --> 00:29:32,309 You tried to make off with a tortoise. 601 00:29:32,343 --> 00:29:33,844 That was you. 602 00:29:33,878 --> 00:29:38,181 Huh. Good market in endangered species. 603 00:29:38,216 --> 00:29:40,884 That's 'cause it's illegal, Frank. 604 00:29:40,919 --> 00:29:42,686 Bleeding heart eco-fascist. 605 00:29:42,721 --> 00:29:45,689 It's called survival of the fittest for a reason. 606 00:29:45,724 --> 00:29:48,326 You don't want to be endangered, speed the fuck up! 607 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,163 Grow some opposable thumbs! 608 00:29:51,197 --> 00:29:54,099 Otherwise you end up on eBay for 10 grand, 609 00:29:54,133 --> 00:29:56,401 as Darwin intended. 610 00:29:59,805 --> 00:30:01,239 All right. 611 00:30:01,273 --> 00:30:04,575 - More for a rhino. - What? 612 00:30:04,609 --> 00:30:07,010 Horn. Pay a king's ransom in Asia. 613 00:30:07,045 --> 00:30:10,581 Grind it into powder. Morons say it cures cancer. 614 00:30:10,615 --> 00:30:12,349 Also tiger dick. 615 00:30:12,383 --> 00:30:13,784 They take a couple of bites, and they think it turns them 616 00:30:13,818 --> 00:30:16,520 into fuck machines. 617 00:30:16,554 --> 00:30:19,522 I'm not making this shit up! 618 00:30:19,557 --> 00:30:23,026 Oh, shit! This is slippery. Whoo! 619 00:30:23,061 --> 00:30:24,528 - I'm gonna... shit! - All right. 620 00:30:24,562 --> 00:30:26,096 Okay, here we go. Here we go. 621 00:30:28,566 --> 00:30:32,135 - We should do this more often. - Afternoon drinking buddies? 622 00:30:32,170 --> 00:30:35,639 We could hit the zoo tomorrow. Steal it. 623 00:30:35,673 --> 00:30:38,942 - What? - The rhino horn. 624 00:30:38,976 --> 00:30:40,610 Do it together. 625 00:30:40,644 --> 00:30:45,248 - You're fucking wasted. - Alcohol provides clarity. 626 00:30:45,283 --> 00:30:47,818 We hide in the bird sanctuary until closing. 627 00:30:47,852 --> 00:30:49,486 We drug the rhino. 628 00:30:49,521 --> 00:30:52,990 Once it's down, a quick back and forth with the saw. 629 00:30:53,025 --> 00:30:55,459 And we're a few clicks away from a bidding war. 630 00:30:55,494 --> 00:30:56,928 What do you say? 631 00:30:56,962 --> 00:30:59,163 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 632 00:30:59,198 --> 00:31:02,267 You're not some co-ed on spring break. 633 00:31:02,301 --> 00:31:05,137 Gallaghers do not puke! Oh, stop! 634 00:31:07,474 --> 00:31:11,443 Oh, God. 635 00:31:11,477 --> 00:31:13,845 Domino effect! 636 00:31:21,452 --> 00:31:23,920 Hey! 637 00:31:23,955 --> 00:31:26,189 You two are out of here right now! 638 00:31:26,223 --> 00:31:29,692 - He okay? - Frank? Frank! 639 00:31:29,727 --> 00:31:32,796 Barry, I need an ambulance. 640 00:31:38,302 --> 00:31:39,836 Can I help you? 641 00:31:39,871 --> 00:31:41,104 Dude, don't you know it's not cool 642 00:31:41,139 --> 00:31:44,608 to rush a woman alone on the street? 643 00:31:44,643 --> 00:31:46,977 He wanted you to have this. 644 00:31:47,012 --> 00:31:48,679 Who? What the hell is that? 645 00:31:48,713 --> 00:31:52,383 The man who lived here with you. 646 00:31:52,417 --> 00:31:55,119 Jimmy? 647 00:31:57,990 --> 00:32:00,958 Wait! Hey, wait! 648 00:32:00,993 --> 00:32:03,361 Was he here? Where is he? 649 00:32:03,395 --> 00:32:05,530 Hey, did he say anything else? 650 00:32:05,564 --> 00:32:10,402 Yes, he said you were too good for him. 651 00:32:11,771 --> 00:32:14,839 He has moved on. Now so must you. 652 00:32:18,545 --> 00:32:20,479 Hey! 653 00:32:20,513 --> 00:32:24,316 Come on! Hey! 654 00:32:29,087 --> 00:32:32,089 Lip, what's going on? 655 00:32:40,532 --> 00:32:42,032 Hi, I'm Fiona Gallagher. 656 00:32:42,066 --> 00:32:44,001 My father Frank Gallagher was just admitted. 657 00:32:44,035 --> 00:32:46,003 - Let me check. - What's wrong with him? 658 00:32:46,037 --> 00:32:48,505 You mean this time? I wouldn't worry, it's Frank. 659 00:32:48,540 --> 00:32:50,540 - I bet he has cancer. - Only if there's money in it. 660 00:32:50,575 --> 00:32:52,709 First left, fourth door on the right. 661 00:32:52,744 --> 00:32:54,945 Thanks. 662 00:32:56,614 --> 00:32:57,580 Stay here, okay? 663 00:32:57,615 --> 00:32:59,282 - What? - No. 664 00:32:59,316 --> 00:33:01,017 Yes, I'll tell you as soon as I know anything. 665 00:33:01,051 --> 00:33:03,285 No, I'm sick of you treating me like a little baby. 666 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,921 - Me too. - Okay. Go wait in the lobby. 667 00:33:05,956 --> 00:33:09,558 Now! 668 00:33:14,565 --> 00:33:17,601 Hey, uh, were you just in there with my father? 669 00:33:17,635 --> 00:33:20,070 - Francis Gallagher? - I was. 670 00:33:20,105 --> 00:33:22,707 Well, can you tell me what's going on? 671 00:33:22,741 --> 00:33:24,776 Just broke the news to him. Took it in stride. 672 00:33:24,810 --> 00:33:28,614 Although I don't think he's truly accepting it yet. 673 00:33:28,648 --> 00:33:31,984 What... what news? Took what in stride? 674 00:33:36,289 --> 00:33:40,559 Under $100. 675 00:33:42,195 --> 00:33:43,962 - Hi, there. - Hey! I'm glad you're here. 676 00:33:43,997 --> 00:33:45,897 Try to get me some more of these pudding cups, would you? 677 00:33:45,932 --> 00:33:49,768 - No! Don't mention food! - Oh, Jesus, Lip! Really? 678 00:33:49,802 --> 00:33:51,603 It smells like a distillery in there. 679 00:33:51,638 --> 00:33:53,339 Celebrating my graduation. 680 00:33:53,373 --> 00:33:55,575 Getting drunk in the middle of the day with him? 681 00:33:55,609 --> 00:33:57,310 Are you an idiot? 682 00:33:57,344 --> 00:33:59,746 Please save the mommy lecture for tomorrow, please, 683 00:33:59,780 --> 00:34:02,615 when my head isn't pounding so much. 684 00:34:02,650 --> 00:34:04,150 Get up, get home. Get sober. 685 00:34:04,185 --> 00:34:06,320 We're planning a surprise party for you. 686 00:34:06,354 --> 00:34:07,855 It's not a surprise, I already knew. 687 00:34:07,889 --> 00:34:09,289 Well, Debbie and Carl are waiting in the lobby. 688 00:34:09,323 --> 00:34:10,824 So take them with you. 689 00:34:10,858 --> 00:34:12,292 This isn't gonna be fun. 690 00:34:12,326 --> 00:34:13,993 Yeah, and grab your surprise ice cream cake 691 00:34:14,028 --> 00:34:15,027 out of the freezer and start defrosting it. 692 00:34:15,062 --> 00:34:17,663 Okay. 693 00:34:17,698 --> 00:34:20,833 Three raw eggs, worcestershire, and a sliver of ginger. 694 00:34:20,867 --> 00:34:22,601 Works every time. 695 00:34:22,635 --> 00:34:26,838 Jesus. No HBO, no Showtime. Just basic cable. 696 00:34:26,873 --> 00:34:30,475 And what the hell is a Tosh 2.0? 697 00:34:30,509 --> 00:34:32,544 - The doctor talk to you, Frank? - Yeah. 698 00:34:32,578 --> 00:34:33,945 "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, stop drinking. 699 00:34:33,980 --> 00:34:35,547 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." 700 00:34:35,581 --> 00:34:38,550 He told me you were really sick. 701 00:34:38,585 --> 00:34:41,120 Do I look really sick to you? 702 00:34:41,154 --> 00:34:43,289 Said you were throwing up blood. 703 00:34:43,323 --> 00:34:45,057 That's 'cause I've got too much of it in me. 704 00:34:45,091 --> 00:34:46,692 It's a filtration process. 705 00:34:46,726 --> 00:34:48,961 My body knows how to flush itself out. 706 00:34:48,995 --> 00:34:50,963 Stop joking. This is serious. 707 00:34:50,997 --> 00:34:53,399 It's just doctor mumbo jumbo 708 00:34:53,433 --> 00:34:55,968 to scare you into taking more tests. 709 00:34:56,002 --> 00:34:59,638 - Fucking parasites. - What are you doing? 710 00:34:59,673 --> 00:35:03,141 - I gotta use the can. - Well, let's get the nurse. 711 00:35:03,176 --> 00:35:05,310 I don't like the one that's on duty. She's fat. 712 00:35:05,344 --> 00:35:07,512 Roll that thing behind me, will you? 713 00:35:11,284 --> 00:35:14,053 He said if you don't stop drinking, you're gonna die. 714 00:35:14,087 --> 00:35:16,389 As in dead, you know, 715 00:35:16,423 --> 00:35:19,192 like, no longer living? And soon. 716 00:35:19,227 --> 00:35:24,198 When did you start to care? 717 00:35:24,232 --> 00:35:27,268 Not sure that I do. 718 00:35:27,302 --> 00:35:30,771 I've dreamt about your death. 719 00:35:30,806 --> 00:35:34,041 Put money in a collection box and prayed for it. 720 00:35:34,076 --> 00:35:39,280 Blew out my birthday candles, wished for it. 721 00:35:39,314 --> 00:35:42,350 If it actually ever happened, 722 00:35:42,384 --> 00:35:46,921 I don't know if I'd feel relief or guilt. 723 00:35:46,956 --> 00:35:50,425 Your birthday candles? 724 00:35:52,994 --> 00:35:54,528 I wrote a letter to Santa once. 725 00:35:58,399 --> 00:35:59,866 So I'm supposed to stop drinking 726 00:35:59,900 --> 00:36:04,904 so that you don't feel guilty? 727 00:36:04,939 --> 00:36:06,406 No. 728 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,908 You're supposed to stop drinking because you have 729 00:36:07,942 --> 00:36:09,776 children at home who love you. 730 00:36:09,811 --> 00:36:12,078 And I don't know why. 731 00:36:12,113 --> 00:36:14,814 Who would be destroyed if anything happened to you. 732 00:36:14,848 --> 00:36:17,883 Tragedy makes kids tough, Fiona. 733 00:36:17,918 --> 00:36:20,386 Then be the fabulous narcissist that you are, 734 00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:23,489 and do it for yourself. 735 00:36:26,593 --> 00:36:32,131 What if I don't want to change? 736 00:36:32,165 --> 00:36:35,901 Then I would know what I've always feared is true. 737 00:36:35,936 --> 00:36:38,437 What is that? 738 00:36:38,471 --> 00:36:41,941 That you don't give a shit about any of us. 739 00:36:45,512 --> 00:36:47,914 So do it for you. 740 00:36:47,948 --> 00:36:50,950 Do it for your kids. 741 00:36:50,985 --> 00:36:55,589 It doesn't matter. 742 00:36:55,623 --> 00:36:58,859 Do it. 743 00:37:18,313 --> 00:37:21,715 Hey, where were you today? I didn't see you at school. 744 00:37:21,750 --> 00:37:23,284 Something came up. 745 00:37:23,318 --> 00:37:25,552 They gave us homework over the Christmas break. 746 00:37:25,587 --> 00:37:27,955 I told Mrs. Stoltz that Jesus didn't want us celebrating 747 00:37:27,989 --> 00:37:30,191 his birthday by fucking reading. 748 00:37:30,225 --> 00:37:32,360 You want the assignments? 749 00:37:32,394 --> 00:37:35,196 - Just came by to see you. - Who's at the goddamn door? 750 00:37:35,230 --> 00:37:37,965 It's for me, shithead! 751 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,968 Got some nitrous. I'll go get it. 752 00:37:47,577 --> 00:37:50,812 Hey. 753 00:37:50,847 --> 00:37:54,916 Up to four sets of 20. 754 00:37:54,950 --> 00:37:58,086 Get in here. I want to show you something. 755 00:37:58,121 --> 00:38:01,223 Come on. Come check it out. 756 00:38:04,794 --> 00:38:06,829 Wife made me take all my Nazi shit down. 757 00:38:06,863 --> 00:38:09,866 She hates Nazis. 758 00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,768 Apparently the Russians kicked some serious kraut ass 759 00:38:11,802 --> 00:38:13,903 in world war II, so... 760 00:38:13,938 --> 00:38:15,906 She can drink me under the fucking table, man. 761 00:38:15,940 --> 00:38:18,976 It's weird. 762 00:38:21,379 --> 00:38:23,881 Anyways... 763 00:38:23,916 --> 00:38:26,351 she's working tomorrow night. 764 00:38:26,385 --> 00:38:28,687 Why don't we pick up where we left off? 765 00:38:28,721 --> 00:38:30,689 Figure she's gonna be out fucking dudes. 766 00:38:30,723 --> 00:38:33,691 Why can't I? 767 00:38:33,726 --> 00:38:35,359 No, thanks. 768 00:38:35,394 --> 00:38:37,794 Mm. Hard to get's getting me hard, Gallagher. 769 00:38:37,829 --> 00:38:41,265 I'm, uh, leaving town. 770 00:38:41,299 --> 00:38:42,899 There a queer rights rally somewhere? 771 00:38:42,934 --> 00:38:43,967 Army. 772 00:38:44,001 --> 00:38:48,972 Ah! Right. You gotta be 18. 773 00:38:49,006 --> 00:38:53,543 Yeah, I figured a way around that. 774 00:38:53,577 --> 00:38:57,146 You serious? You're signing up? 775 00:38:57,181 --> 00:38:58,647 Tomorrow morning. 776 00:38:58,682 --> 00:39:01,050 That's a dumb-ass fucking move. How long? 777 00:39:01,084 --> 00:39:04,620 Four years. Minimum. 778 00:39:07,324 --> 00:39:11,326 What are you hoping, I tell you not to go? 779 00:39:11,361 --> 00:39:15,497 I'm gonna chase after you like some bitch? 780 00:39:15,531 --> 00:39:18,634 Didn't come here for you. 781 00:39:21,304 --> 00:39:24,540 Don't. 782 00:39:28,110 --> 00:39:31,079 - Don't what? - Just... 783 00:39:43,224 --> 00:39:47,527 I got the nitrous. Meet you outside. 784 00:39:47,562 --> 00:39:50,163 Yeah. 785 00:39:54,402 --> 00:39:56,303 What the fuck do you want? 786 00:39:56,338 --> 00:40:01,074 Really? That's all you're gonna say to him? 787 00:40:03,745 --> 00:40:06,913 You're a fucking pussy. 788 00:40:17,927 --> 00:40:20,462 - What's going on? - Oh, hey, I fed Liam. 789 00:40:20,497 --> 00:40:22,297 And put him down a half an hour ago. 790 00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:23,832 - Thanks. - How's daddy? 791 00:40:23,867 --> 00:40:26,135 - Is he okay? - That's up to him. 792 00:40:26,169 --> 00:40:27,669 What does that mean? 793 00:40:27,704 --> 00:40:28,971 We should be at the hospital helping him out. 794 00:40:29,005 --> 00:40:31,740 - He needs to help himself. - What? 795 00:40:31,775 --> 00:40:34,310 What's up with taking down the decorations? 796 00:40:34,344 --> 00:40:35,645 Lip told us to. 797 00:40:35,679 --> 00:40:37,346 No one feels much like a party. 798 00:40:37,381 --> 00:40:41,217 Hey, sometimes life throws a couple swings at you. 799 00:40:41,251 --> 00:40:43,352 But we're Gallaghers, okay? 800 00:40:43,387 --> 00:40:46,189 And there's two things that we're really good at... 801 00:40:46,223 --> 00:40:50,360 knowing how to get back up and knowing how to party. 802 00:40:50,394 --> 00:40:53,162 So you get the tape, start hanging up that banner. 803 00:40:53,197 --> 00:40:55,198 And you go get Kev and V. 804 00:40:55,232 --> 00:40:57,000 Sheila, start taking the food back out. 805 00:40:57,034 --> 00:41:00,470 I'll get Lip. Whoo! 806 00:41:05,275 --> 00:41:07,075 Hungry? 807 00:41:07,109 --> 00:41:09,210 - Don't. - Chicken pot pie. 808 00:41:09,245 --> 00:41:11,046 - God, seriously. - Sloppy Joes. 809 00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,581 - Stop, Fiona. - Serves you right. 810 00:41:12,615 --> 00:41:17,052 Hell of a way to start life after graduation. 811 00:41:17,087 --> 00:41:19,521 - Where is it? - What? 812 00:41:19,556 --> 00:41:22,190 The piece of paper. 813 00:41:35,404 --> 00:41:37,706 I wasn't actually sure you'd ever get this. 814 00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:40,442 That makes two of us. 815 00:41:40,476 --> 00:41:43,845 I'm proud of you. 816 00:41:51,453 --> 00:41:53,922 I came into some money. 817 00:41:53,956 --> 00:41:55,723 Bury the lead, why don't you? 818 00:41:55,758 --> 00:41:58,126 I put a bunch away for rent and gas, 819 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:00,095 but there's something I want to do with the rest. 820 00:42:00,129 --> 00:42:01,730 Please don't tell me you're gonna promote 821 00:42:01,764 --> 00:42:03,632 another club night, okay? I'm nauseous enough. 822 00:42:03,666 --> 00:42:05,000 Mm, something else. 823 00:42:05,034 --> 00:42:09,137 Could get a full-time job out of it. 824 00:42:09,172 --> 00:42:11,573 If I say okay, will you close the fucking door? 825 00:42:11,608 --> 00:42:14,910 - You're wanted downstairs. - I got the spins, Fi. 826 00:42:14,945 --> 00:42:17,012 Get it together and put a smile on your face. 827 00:42:17,047 --> 00:42:18,480 Debbie and Carl need motivation. 828 00:42:18,515 --> 00:42:23,285 Come on, everyone's waiting. 829 00:42:23,319 --> 00:42:24,787 Okay. 830 00:42:24,821 --> 00:42:26,655 Walk forward. 831 00:42:26,689 --> 00:42:28,791 Okay. 832 00:42:28,825 --> 00:42:30,192 And... 833 00:42:30,227 --> 00:42:32,428 Surprise! 834 00:42:34,398 --> 00:42:37,534 What's Sheila doing here? 835 00:42:45,076 --> 00:42:46,710 Yeah! It's crab cakes. 836 00:43:00,660 --> 00:43:04,263 You can educate our baby! 837 00:43:11,204 --> 00:43:15,241 Eh, well, um... 838 00:43:15,276 --> 00:43:21,081 I'm going to go with ambrosia. 839 00:43:36,699 --> 00:43:38,333 The shrimp crab cakes are delicious, Sheila. 840 00:43:38,368 --> 00:43:39,669 Oh. 841 00:43:39,703 --> 00:43:41,571 I was thinking about some fun things 842 00:43:41,605 --> 00:43:43,406 we could do tomorrow together. 843 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:46,409 Oh, um, actually, Veronica was gonna take me 844 00:43:46,443 --> 00:43:49,746 - to the skating rink. - Oh. 845 00:43:49,780 --> 00:43:51,915 I really enjoy hanging out with you, Sheila, 846 00:43:51,949 --> 00:43:54,083 but now that there's an empty nest, 847 00:43:54,118 --> 00:43:55,385 maybe it's a good time for you 848 00:43:55,419 --> 00:43:57,187 to start making some new friends 849 00:43:57,221 --> 00:44:00,524 closer to your own age who share your interests. 850 00:44:00,559 --> 00:44:04,462 Maybe. 851 00:44:07,565 --> 00:44:10,768 Congratulations. 852 00:44:10,802 --> 00:44:14,738 Debs, play some music. Get it going! 853 00:44:16,408 --> 00:44:17,574 Hey, Fi, good news, V and I came up 854 00:44:17,609 --> 00:44:19,376 with a compromise on a name. 855 00:44:19,410 --> 00:44:21,378 Amy if it's a girl, D'Shawndre if it's a boy. 856 00:44:21,412 --> 00:44:24,414 What? 857 00:44:24,449 --> 00:44:27,150 Please tell me this is an early baby shower gift. 858 00:44:27,185 --> 00:44:29,119 I need you to order a couple thousand cups 859 00:44:29,154 --> 00:44:30,654 for the Alibi first thing in the morning. 860 00:44:30,689 --> 00:44:33,557 Cups? It's a bar, not a frat party. 861 00:44:33,591 --> 00:44:34,992 We drink out of glasses and mugs. 862 00:44:35,026 --> 00:44:36,427 Where did you get this from? 863 00:44:36,461 --> 00:44:38,162 Tell them I convinced you to do it. 864 00:44:38,196 --> 00:44:42,299 Okay. 865 00:44:43,769 --> 00:44:47,772 What's going on? 866 00:44:47,806 --> 00:44:49,907 Nice. Best cure for a hangover. 867 00:44:49,941 --> 00:44:54,345 Sweet. 868 00:44:54,379 --> 00:44:58,415 Thanks. 869 00:44:58,450 --> 00:45:02,253 Where the fuck's he going? 870 00:45:11,463 --> 00:45:12,763 Worried? 871 00:45:12,798 --> 00:45:16,800 What's gonna happen to daddy? 872 00:45:16,835 --> 00:45:20,571 He always finds a way. 873 00:45:34,919 --> 00:45:37,855 We're not moving to Michigan. 874 00:45:37,889 --> 00:45:41,693 I wanted you to be the first to know. 875 00:45:41,727 --> 00:45:45,897 Jimmy's gone for good? 876 00:45:49,935 --> 00:45:51,803 But there's a chance I might get a new job. 877 00:45:51,837 --> 00:45:54,973 - At the cup company. - Maybe. 878 00:45:55,007 --> 00:45:58,042 That's great. 879 00:45:58,077 --> 00:46:03,147 Don't tell anybody about it unless it happens, okay? 880 00:46:03,182 --> 00:46:06,250 Comes with benefits. 881 00:46:06,285 --> 00:46:08,319 Dental? 882 00:46:08,353 --> 00:46:10,355 For me too? 883 00:46:10,389 --> 00:46:13,491 Well, don't blow it. Get the job. 884 00:46:13,525 --> 00:46:15,393 I'll try. 885 00:46:49,663 --> 00:46:51,965 What's going on? 886 00:46:51,999 --> 00:46:54,467 Shaving your head. 887 00:46:54,502 --> 00:46:56,069 What? 888 00:46:56,103 --> 00:47:00,874 To let the sunrays in, so they can heal you, 889 00:47:00,908 --> 00:47:04,044 like they did with my cancer. 890 00:47:04,078 --> 00:47:07,715 Sunrays. Right. 891 00:47:07,749 --> 00:47:12,719 Won't take long. 892 00:47:12,754 --> 00:47:14,888 Carry on. 893 00:48:37,036 --> 00:48:40,172 Hey, little man. 894 00:48:40,206 --> 00:48:44,076 I'll send postcards, all right? 895 00:49:04,097 --> 00:49:06,265 Coming. 896 00:49:08,935 --> 00:49:09,901 Hello! Hi. 897 00:49:09,936 --> 00:49:11,436 - Hi. - Oh! 898 00:49:11,470 --> 00:49:13,672 Debbie, Sonia, Terry. 899 00:49:13,706 --> 00:49:18,677 Come in, come in. 900 00:49:25,051 --> 00:49:28,754 - Gallagher? - Yeah, thanks. 901 00:49:51,978 --> 00:49:54,980 And this little gem... or should I say, giant gem, 902 00:49:55,014 --> 00:49:57,750 is the black bullet stimulator. 903 00:49:57,784 --> 00:50:00,819 And its cousin, the silver bullet stimulator. 904 00:50:00,853 --> 00:50:03,488 Now I recommend getting several of these 905 00:50:03,523 --> 00:50:05,824 for your home, car, and travel needs. 906 00:50:05,859 --> 00:50:09,828 I have one last item to show you. 907 00:50:09,862 --> 00:50:14,500 This is the vanilla-scented snug shrink cream. 908 00:50:14,534 --> 00:50:19,305 Now, who needs help filling out the order forms? 909 00:50:19,339 --> 00:50:22,007 Just see... 910 00:50:24,378 --> 00:50:25,978 Um, here you go. Great. 911 00:50:26,013 --> 00:50:31,450 Um, feel free to change the name and... um, here you go. 912 00:50:31,484 --> 00:50:32,851 And pen. 913 00:50:37,790 --> 00:50:39,291 This is the one I was telling you about. 914 00:50:39,325 --> 00:50:41,660 This is Fiona Gallagher, made the Alibi Room sale. 915 00:50:41,694 --> 00:50:43,829 Good one. A sale in the books. 916 00:50:43,863 --> 00:50:46,965 Yeah. Overnight, no less. 917 00:50:48,968 --> 00:50:50,501 Let's give her a two-week trial, Mike. 918 00:50:50,536 --> 00:50:53,104 - See if it works out. - Thank you, sir. 919 00:50:53,138 --> 00:50:55,973 Okay. 920 00:51:03,314 --> 00:51:04,815 - Aah! - Yay! 921 00:51:04,849 --> 00:51:06,216 Here we go. 922 00:51:06,250 --> 00:51:07,484 Pens, paper, and all the office supplies 923 00:51:07,518 --> 00:51:09,118 you need are in the top drawer. 924 00:51:09,153 --> 00:51:11,687 Your direct phone number is listed on the call sheet. 925 00:51:11,722 --> 00:51:13,322 You should record an outgoing message. 926 00:51:13,357 --> 00:51:15,624 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 927 00:51:15,659 --> 00:51:17,793 Phillip? 928 00:51:17,828 --> 00:51:19,362 It's Lip. 929 00:51:19,396 --> 00:51:21,564 It's just Gallagher now. Get on. 930 00:51:21,599 --> 00:51:23,366 Next. 931 00:51:23,401 --> 00:51:25,368 We can order your business cards. 932 00:51:26,571 --> 00:51:28,572 Ah, thank you! 933 00:51:28,606 --> 00:51:30,307 Once you get settled, Mike wants to have a meeting 934 00:51:30,341 --> 00:51:32,242 with you and all the other sales reps this afternoon. 935 00:51:32,277 --> 00:51:34,878 Okay, cool. Thanks, Connie. 936 00:51:34,913 --> 00:51:37,648 Congratulations, Fiona. You remind me of me. 937 00:51:37,683 --> 00:51:41,752 22 years ago, I started here, at that very desk. 938 00:51:48,860 --> 00:51:51,061 Hi, this is Fiona with worldwide cup. 939 00:51:51,096 --> 00:51:52,730 How are you today? 940 00:51:52,764 --> 00:51:54,198 I'm well, thank you, we've noticed that you 941 00:51:54,232 --> 00:51:57,201 haven't renewed your order in a while. 942 00:52:11,951 --> 00:52:14,419 Still awaiting final vote. 943 00:52:14,454 --> 00:52:19,291 15 of these nominees have been pending since last year. 944 00:52:19,325 --> 00:52:23,729 18 of them have received strong bipartisan support 945 00:52:23,763 --> 00:52:26,098 from the Senate Judiciary Committee. 946 00:52:26,132 --> 00:52:29,635 These are non-controversial nominees that are due 947 00:52:29,669 --> 00:52:33,439 the up or down vote for the United States Senate. 948 00:52:33,473 --> 00:52:37,576 And there is no justification for the delay of the Senate 949 00:52:37,611 --> 00:52:40,880 carrying out its constitutional responsibility... 950 00:52:40,914 --> 00:52:44,250 Fuck. 951 00:53:00,001 --> 00:53:03,738 Hey. 952 00:53:03,772 --> 00:53:06,741 Hi, um... 953 00:53:12,348 --> 00:53:14,015 I got into M.I.T. 954 00:53:27,062 --> 00:53:31,866 It's a full ride. 955 00:53:31,900 --> 00:53:36,036 Anyway, it wouldn't have happened without you. 956 00:53:36,071 --> 00:53:38,339 So... 957 00:53:38,373 --> 00:53:41,709 thank you. 958 00:53:48,417 --> 00:53:50,284 Are you gonna go? 959 00:54:55,884 --> 00:55:00,555 It's Steve. Leave some words. 960 00:55:00,589 --> 00:55:04,359 Last message, I promise. 961 00:55:04,394 --> 00:55:08,130 Wherever you are... 962 00:55:08,165 --> 00:55:10,967 Bye. 963 00:56:26,544 --> 00:56:37,544 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -