1 00:00:00,309 --> 00:00:02,337 For all of you who were too fucking busy, 2 00:00:02,371 --> 00:00:04,262 this is what happened last week on Shameless... 3 00:00:04,296 --> 00:00:05,608 What the fuck you looking at? 4 00:00:05,643 --> 00:00:07,177 This is my home. 5 00:00:07,211 --> 00:00:09,213 I am an important part of this family. Jesus! 6 00:00:09,247 --> 00:00:11,872 No, you're not. You don't live here anymore. 7 00:00:11,907 --> 00:00:13,941 Catch. Open it. 8 00:00:13,975 --> 00:00:15,969 I sort of have a boyfriend. 9 00:00:16,003 --> 00:00:17,794 Well, I sort of have a wife. 10 00:00:17,828 --> 00:00:19,404 - She's always been a problem. - No! 11 00:00:20,565 --> 00:00:22,865 I want her to be an American citizen, Steve. 12 00:00:22,899 --> 00:00:26,267 When Immigration comes, you will be her husband. 13 00:00:26,302 --> 00:00:28,840 Beto's out front. He follows me wherever I go. 14 00:00:28,875 --> 00:00:30,811 He's harmless. 15 00:00:30,845 --> 00:00:32,681 Ow! Fuck! 16 00:00:32,715 --> 00:00:34,318 Daddy's good with babies. 17 00:00:34,353 --> 00:00:36,688 Howdy, folks. You need help with that baby? 18 00:00:36,722 --> 00:00:38,556 I got a proposition for you, Sheils. 19 00:00:38,590 --> 00:00:41,361 Let me stay. You'll get eight hours of sleep a night. 20 00:00:41,396 --> 00:00:42,496 I can promise you that. 21 00:00:42,530 --> 00:00:45,500 I know what I'm doing. 22 00:00:45,535 --> 00:00:48,471 Are you supposed to give Valium to a baby? 23 00:00:48,505 --> 00:00:50,495 I lost $100 doing this night. 24 00:00:50,529 --> 00:00:53,161 I was trying to better our situation, Lip. 25 00:00:53,195 --> 00:00:55,197 The only way to make money when you're poor 26 00:00:55,231 --> 00:00:57,399 is to steal it or scam it. 27 00:00:57,434 --> 00:00:59,200 I know. I know. You want me to find Jesus. 28 00:00:59,234 --> 00:01:00,801 I already found him. Thanks. 29 00:01:00,836 --> 00:01:03,004 I'm looking for Kev. 30 00:01:03,038 --> 00:01:04,870 I'm his wife. 31 00:01:07,827 --> 00:01:11,296 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 32 00:01:12,468 --> 00:01:15,438 [High Strung's The Luck You Got] 33 00:01:15,472 --> 00:01:19,275 ♪ ♪ 34 00:01:19,309 --> 00:01:22,745 ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪ 35 00:01:22,780 --> 00:01:25,716 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 36 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:29,020 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 37 00:01:29,054 --> 00:01:32,157 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 38 00:01:33,258 --> 00:01:36,594 ♪ what is this down side ♪ 39 00:01:36,628 --> 00:01:40,066 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 40 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,269 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 41 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:45,270 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 42 00:01:46,943 --> 00:01:53,818 ♪ ♪ 43 00:01:53,852 --> 00:01:56,256 ♪ round up the friends you got ♪ 44 00:01:57,023 --> 00:01:59,463 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 45 00:02:00,260 --> 00:02:02,809 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 46 00:02:03,531 --> 00:02:06,402 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 47 00:02:07,770 --> 00:02:10,565 ♪ what is this down side ♪ 48 00:02:11,141 --> 00:02:14,164 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 49 00:02:14,846 --> 00:02:16,781 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 50 00:02:16,815 --> 00:02:21,066 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 51 00:02:21,354 --> 00:02:24,324 [Upbeat music] 52 00:02:24,358 --> 00:02:32,368 ♪ ♪ 53 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:10,113 Hey. 54 00:03:10,147 --> 00:03:12,382 Hey. 55 00:03:12,416 --> 00:03:13,717 You're awake. 56 00:03:13,751 --> 00:03:15,786 Never fell asleep. 57 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:18,289 [Sighs] Just go talk to him. 58 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,824 It's not his fault the crazy ex-wife 59 00:03:19,858 --> 00:03:21,192 showed up out of nowhere. 60 00:03:21,227 --> 00:03:23,628 She's no his ex, she's his wife. 61 00:03:23,663 --> 00:03:27,066 And you should've seen his face when he saw her. 62 00:03:31,005 --> 00:03:33,407 This house is so quiet. 63 00:03:36,545 --> 00:03:39,247 Kids! Breakfast! 64 00:03:39,281 --> 00:03:40,548 Jeez, Fiona. 65 00:03:40,583 --> 00:03:42,150 This shit is all in your head, V. 66 00:03:42,185 --> 00:03:43,485 This house ain't quiet. 67 00:03:43,519 --> 00:03:45,187 And she is not Kev's wife. You are. 68 00:03:45,221 --> 00:03:47,723 Go talk to him. 69 00:03:50,861 --> 00:03:53,197 [Baby crying] 70 00:03:53,231 --> 00:03:54,765 [Groans] 71 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,334 I need coffee. 72 00:03:56,368 --> 00:03:58,336 We're out of filters. 73 00:03:58,370 --> 00:03:59,738 We can use paper towels. 74 00:03:59,772 --> 00:04:02,040 We're out of paper towels. 75 00:04:02,074 --> 00:04:04,075 Diapers will work. 76 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,778 You have to go to work. 77 00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:09,949 Yeah. Can we just reschedule the doctor thing? 78 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:13,953 No, the vaccine schedule is very important. 79 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:15,389 You can't be late. 80 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:18,059 How busy can a tattoo parlor be in the morning? 81 00:04:18,093 --> 00:04:19,594 Morning to us. 82 00:04:19,628 --> 00:04:21,730 To some people, it's the end of a long night. 83 00:04:21,764 --> 00:04:23,599 Good morning. 84 00:04:23,633 --> 00:04:25,601 No breakfast? 85 00:04:25,635 --> 00:04:28,803 I haven't had a lot of energy for shopping lately. 86 00:04:28,838 --> 00:04:30,738 Nanny Frank to the rescue. 87 00:04:30,773 --> 00:04:32,774 The Hymster and I will go on a little field trip 88 00:04:32,808 --> 00:04:34,275 to the grocery store. 89 00:04:34,309 --> 00:04:36,945 We just need some cash, right, buddy? 90 00:04:36,979 --> 00:04:39,213 You still drunk, Frank? 91 00:04:39,248 --> 00:04:43,484 [Baby crying] 92 00:04:43,518 --> 00:04:44,986 Fine. 93 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:47,221 Oh, damn. I got to go. 94 00:04:47,256 --> 00:04:49,393 I'll grab coffee on the way to work. 95 00:04:52,098 --> 00:04:53,498 Boo-da-loo-boop. 96 00:04:53,532 --> 00:04:56,668 [Baby crying] 97 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:08,819 [Crying stops] 98 00:05:08,853 --> 00:05:10,020 I'm awake! 99 00:05:10,054 --> 00:05:11,522 [Baby crying] Oh. 100 00:05:11,556 --> 00:05:13,824 Go catch some Zs, Sheils. 101 00:05:13,859 --> 00:05:16,794 - I got the little guy. - I can't. 102 00:05:16,828 --> 00:05:18,830 Hymie has his first "Well Baby" appointment today 103 00:05:18,864 --> 00:05:20,665 at the pediatrician. 104 00:05:20,699 --> 00:05:22,967 Doctor require some kind of co-pay 105 00:05:23,002 --> 00:05:25,103 for this unnecessary visit? 106 00:05:25,137 --> 00:05:27,806 Oh, of course he does. 107 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:31,110 Doctors are thieves, little Hymster. 108 00:05:31,144 --> 00:05:34,280 They just have degrees to keep them out of jail. 109 00:05:34,315 --> 00:05:35,849 Go on. I'll take him. 110 00:05:35,883 --> 00:05:38,184 [Gasps] You will? 111 00:05:38,218 --> 00:05:39,786 - Yeah. - Frank! 112 00:05:39,820 --> 00:05:43,189 Oh, Frank, bless you. Bless you. 113 00:05:43,224 --> 00:05:44,791 [Baby crying] Bless you. 114 00:05:44,825 --> 00:05:46,159 Oh. Okay. 115 00:05:46,193 --> 00:05:47,861 - Here. Here. - Okay. 116 00:05:47,895 --> 00:05:49,562 - Here you go. - That'll do it. 117 00:05:49,597 --> 00:05:51,131 Ooh, look at that. 118 00:05:51,165 --> 00:05:54,067 Oh, wait. Don't you need the address? 119 00:06:05,213 --> 00:06:08,649 - Where is she? - She's still sleeping. 120 00:06:08,683 --> 00:06:11,485 She did not just show up here because her car broke down. 121 00:06:11,519 --> 00:06:13,720 What do you think, V, she broke it on purpose? 122 00:06:13,755 --> 00:06:15,522 I think she broke you on purpose. 123 00:06:15,557 --> 00:06:17,158 She broke you. 124 00:06:17,192 --> 00:06:18,726 And I put you back together. 125 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,528 And now she's here to take back what I fixed. 126 00:06:20,562 --> 00:06:22,596 V, look. Look at this. 127 00:06:22,631 --> 00:06:25,232 Divorce papers-- I got them off the internet. 128 00:06:25,266 --> 00:06:26,834 This is my chance to get her to sign it, 129 00:06:26,868 --> 00:06:28,402 to make it official. 130 00:06:28,436 --> 00:06:30,337 Why didn't you just say that last night? 131 00:06:30,371 --> 00:06:32,372 Because you were yelling some shit about my face, 132 00:06:32,407 --> 00:06:34,341 and then you ditched and slept over at Fiona's. 133 00:06:34,375 --> 00:06:36,577 Well, I was right about your face. 134 00:06:36,611 --> 00:06:38,445 [Yawns] 135 00:06:40,615 --> 00:06:42,249 Good morning. 136 00:06:42,283 --> 00:06:43,884 Hey. 137 00:06:43,918 --> 00:06:45,185 I made you some coffee-- 138 00:06:45,220 --> 00:06:46,353 super strong, like you like it. 139 00:06:46,387 --> 00:06:49,256 Yay, Kevy-caf, my fave. 140 00:06:49,290 --> 00:06:50,924 "Kevy-caf"? 141 00:06:50,959 --> 00:06:53,727 Decaf, full-caf, Kevy-caf-- 142 00:06:53,762 --> 00:06:55,729 for when you need a real kick in the ass. 143 00:06:55,764 --> 00:06:58,432 - Can I watch some TV? - Yeah. 144 00:06:58,466 --> 00:06:59,633 [Gags] 145 00:06:59,667 --> 00:07:01,068 It's how she likes it. 146 00:07:01,102 --> 00:07:02,569 Mmm. 147 00:07:02,604 --> 00:07:04,738 Your bed is so comfy. I slept like a baby. 148 00:07:04,773 --> 00:07:06,440 You slept in our bed? 149 00:07:06,474 --> 00:07:07,708 I stayed in the guest room. 150 00:07:07,742 --> 00:07:09,209 [Sighs] God. 151 00:07:09,244 --> 00:07:10,777 I haven't smelled that smell in so long. 152 00:07:10,812 --> 00:07:12,146 What smell? 153 00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:14,581 His cologne... on the pillow. 154 00:07:14,616 --> 00:07:16,049 English Leather, like... 155 00:07:16,084 --> 00:07:18,118 - Old man Carlyle used to wear. - Old man Carlyle used to wear. 156 00:07:18,152 --> 00:07:19,286 [Giggles] 157 00:07:19,320 --> 00:07:20,387 "Old man Carlyle"? 158 00:07:20,421 --> 00:07:22,323 Foster home where we met. 159 00:07:22,357 --> 00:07:24,625 He was the best fake dad we ever head. 160 00:07:24,659 --> 00:07:26,260 You know Junior's going to prison? 161 00:07:26,294 --> 00:07:28,762 - Tax evasion. - Junior Carlyle, no shit? 162 00:07:28,797 --> 00:07:30,998 - No shit. - No shit? 163 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:38,006 Six frozen OJs for the price of five. 164 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,440 20% off mac and cheese, 165 00:07:39,475 --> 00:07:41,075 and I have four of these. 166 00:07:41,110 --> 00:07:42,777 Only one coupon per customer. 167 00:07:42,811 --> 00:07:44,412 - It doesn't say that. - It doesn't have to. 168 00:07:44,446 --> 00:07:45,480 - It's implied. - Hey, Tina. 169 00:07:45,514 --> 00:07:47,015 It's time for your break. 170 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:49,083 Why don't you have Kim take over your station? 171 00:07:49,118 --> 00:07:51,085 Oh, my God. 172 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:53,154 - Is that snot? - Sorry-- 173 00:07:53,188 --> 00:07:54,489 kids, summer colds. 174 00:07:54,523 --> 00:07:56,757 I have four mac and cheese coupons-- 175 00:07:56,792 --> 00:07:59,193 - I told you, one per customer. - Hey, watch your tone. 176 00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:00,495 I'll watch my tone when you teach your kids 177 00:08:00,529 --> 00:08:01,796 - how to use a kleenex. - Excuse me? 178 00:08:01,831 --> 00:08:03,265 I have four coupons! 179 00:08:03,299 --> 00:08:04,766 I dug through the neighbor's trash 180 00:08:04,801 --> 00:08:07,269 - to get them! - Tina, break time! 181 00:08:07,303 --> 00:08:08,971 - Let's go. - You know what? Fine! 182 00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:11,640 Take it. Take all of it! Take it for free! 183 00:08:11,674 --> 00:08:12,674 I don't give a shit! 184 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:13,675 Do you hear me, Bobby? 185 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:14,976 I don't give a shit! 186 00:08:15,011 --> 00:08:16,378 Take your own goddamn break! 187 00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:17,779 And you can keep my last paycheck. 188 00:08:17,813 --> 00:08:19,280 I won't be coming back. 189 00:08:19,315 --> 00:08:20,815 Keep taking this shit if you want to. 190 00:08:20,850 --> 00:08:23,018 But I'm out, bitches. Out! 191 00:08:23,052 --> 00:08:24,686 Why don't we just talk here for a second, Tina. 192 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:28,157 Okay. 193 00:08:28,191 --> 00:08:30,893 Maybe I shouldn't have pushed so hard on the coupon thing. 194 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:33,295 Just, uh, stay here and bag the groceries. 195 00:08:33,330 --> 00:08:34,897 We didn't pay. 196 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:37,200 She said we could have 'em. 197 00:08:37,234 --> 00:08:38,834 Excuse me. 198 00:08:38,869 --> 00:08:40,303 Excuse me. 199 00:08:40,337 --> 00:08:41,837 Are you the manager? 200 00:08:41,872 --> 00:08:43,372 Uh, yes. I'm so sorry 201 00:08:43,407 --> 00:08:44,807 you had to hear that kind of language 202 00:08:44,841 --> 00:08:46,375 with your children present, ma'am. 203 00:08:46,410 --> 00:08:48,177 If you'd, uh, follow me back to my office, 204 00:08:48,212 --> 00:08:49,879 I'd be happy to give you a coupon for a free ham. 205 00:08:49,913 --> 00:08:51,413 That'd be great. 206 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:53,315 But it seems like she kind of quit back there, 207 00:08:53,350 --> 00:08:56,518 so I was thinking there might be a job opening. 208 00:08:56,553 --> 00:08:58,554 Hmm. What's your name? 209 00:08:58,588 --> 00:09:00,222 Fiona Gallagher. 210 00:09:00,257 --> 00:09:01,657 You know what? 211 00:09:01,691 --> 00:09:04,093 Why don't you follow me, Fiona Gallagher? 212 00:09:05,562 --> 00:09:08,163 So, right place, right time, huh? 213 00:09:08,198 --> 00:09:09,865 Hope so. 214 00:09:09,899 --> 00:09:11,667 I'm responsible and a really hard worker. 215 00:09:11,701 --> 00:09:15,003 - You ever work as a cashier? - Sure, absolutely. 216 00:09:15,038 --> 00:09:18,407 So, tell me, Fiona, 217 00:09:18,442 --> 00:09:20,676 how do you feel about deli meats? 218 00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:22,945 Deli meats? 219 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,947 I'm not big on olive loaf-- 220 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,782 barfed it up once when I was a kid. 221 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,617 - But mostly I like 'em. - Good. 222 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:30,352 That's good. 223 00:09:30,387 --> 00:09:33,088 I ask, because if you're gonna be working here, 224 00:09:33,122 --> 00:09:36,625 I got to see how you handle the meat. 225 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,727 We sell franks and beans too. 226 00:09:38,762 --> 00:09:42,464 We sell hot dogs, corn dogs, 227 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:46,368 three bean salad, cream cheese. 228 00:09:46,403 --> 00:09:47,770 [Chuckles] Wow. 229 00:09:47,804 --> 00:09:49,371 You're saying that if blow you, 230 00:09:49,406 --> 00:09:50,773 I can have a job? 231 00:09:50,807 --> 00:09:53,275 No. I would never say that. 232 00:09:53,309 --> 00:09:55,244 That would be inappropriate and illegal. 233 00:09:55,278 --> 00:09:57,245 If you wanted to blow me, 234 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,248 well, you'd have to be a consenting adult. 235 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:04,152 Good morning, Frank. Who's your handsome friend? 236 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:06,121 [Chuckles] You hear that, Hymie? 237 00:10:06,155 --> 00:10:08,957 That's Kate. Kate's got good taste. 238 00:10:08,992 --> 00:10:11,994 Give me a shot of JB, a pickled egg, 239 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,930 and a thumbtack. 240 00:10:14,964 --> 00:10:18,066 A thumbtack? 241 00:10:18,101 --> 00:10:19,568 And a band-aid. 242 00:10:19,602 --> 00:10:23,138 [Baby crying] 243 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:28,677 [Trilling lips] 244 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,579 There you go and-- 245 00:10:30,613 --> 00:10:32,280 mumps be gone. [Baby crying] 246 00:10:32,315 --> 00:10:33,849 Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. 247 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,284 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 248 00:10:35,318 --> 00:10:37,319 Yeah, it's all over, little buddy. 249 00:10:37,353 --> 00:10:39,621 There you go. There you go. 250 00:10:39,656 --> 00:10:41,623 I'm gonna need another one of these. 251 00:10:41,658 --> 00:10:44,993 Um, I think I'm-- yeah. 252 00:10:45,028 --> 00:10:47,629 I'm calling the police and reporting child abuse. 253 00:10:47,664 --> 00:10:48,997 [Trills lips] 254 00:10:49,032 --> 00:10:51,100 AIDS didn't come from the homos, Kate. 255 00:10:51,134 --> 00:10:53,135 The gays may have helped to spread it, 256 00:10:53,169 --> 00:10:55,137 with their bloody anal passions, 257 00:10:55,171 --> 00:10:57,940 but it originated in vaccines 258 00:10:57,974 --> 00:11:00,008 made from the blood of African monkeys. 259 00:11:00,043 --> 00:11:03,712 Interestingly enough, heterosexual monkeys. 260 00:11:03,746 --> 00:11:06,448 It was homos, Frank. [Chuckles] 261 00:11:06,483 --> 00:11:07,850 He needs his shots, Frank. 262 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,718 Jesus Christ, Kate. 263 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,387 The kid's already a half-wit. 264 00:11:11,422 --> 00:11:12,956 You want to give him autism too? 265 00:11:12,990 --> 00:11:14,391 Now close your mouth 266 00:11:14,425 --> 00:11:16,193 before someone considers it an invitation, 267 00:11:16,227 --> 00:11:18,662 and pour me a goddamn drink. 268 00:11:18,697 --> 00:11:20,364 The stars came out 269 00:11:20,398 --> 00:11:22,299 for the Wishing Lane Foundation last night. 270 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:24,901 Adam Foster, ten years old, and living 271 00:11:24,936 --> 00:11:28,138 with a rare form leukemia, had only one wish-- 272 00:11:28,172 --> 00:11:30,040 to meet his heroes, The Bulls. 273 00:11:30,074 --> 00:11:32,475 They did better than that, giving him courtside seats 274 00:11:32,510 --> 00:11:34,411 and a ball signed by the entire team. 275 00:11:34,445 --> 00:11:36,512 Holy shit. The whole team? 276 00:11:36,547 --> 00:11:38,147 What do you think that'd go for on eBay? 277 00:11:38,182 --> 00:11:41,318 Couple grand, at least. 278 00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:42,853 That kid's just got cancer. 279 00:11:42,887 --> 00:11:44,254 Hymie's mentally deficient. 280 00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:46,256 That's a permanent condition. 281 00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:49,560 You should know, Frank. [Laughs] 282 00:11:49,594 --> 00:11:51,695 [Trills lips] 283 00:11:55,233 --> 00:11:57,167 That would be an awesome job! 284 00:11:57,202 --> 00:11:58,935 Discounts on groceries-- 285 00:11:58,970 --> 00:12:01,038 that could really help with summer day care costs. 286 00:12:01,072 --> 00:12:03,273 I'm not getting that job. 287 00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:06,743 It's not gonna happen, so let's just drop it, okay, Debs? 288 00:12:14,253 --> 00:12:16,722 Debs? 289 00:12:21,662 --> 00:12:24,430 Are you kidding me? 290 00:12:24,464 --> 00:12:27,533 Get out of here, you piece of shit! 291 00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:30,236 You better run, you sick bastard! 292 00:12:30,270 --> 00:12:32,805 [Hard rock music] 293 00:12:32,839 --> 00:12:38,878 ♪ ♪ 294 00:12:38,912 --> 00:12:41,447 You okay, Debs? 295 00:12:41,481 --> 00:12:44,183 You shouldn't have to see that. 296 00:12:47,020 --> 00:12:48,287 Can you describe the perp? 297 00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:50,556 Red-- really, really red. 298 00:12:50,591 --> 00:12:52,725 - What, like, sunburned? - She's talking about his-- 299 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:54,261 The guy, Debs. 300 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,830 What did the guy look like-- his face? 301 00:12:56,864 --> 00:12:59,133 How are you supposed to see his face 302 00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:02,069 behind that giant, red, one-eyed-- 303 00:13:02,103 --> 00:13:03,437 Got it. Okay. 304 00:13:03,471 --> 00:13:04,772 You did great, miss. Thank you. 305 00:13:04,806 --> 00:13:06,573 Yeah, okay, come on, Debs. 306 00:13:06,608 --> 00:13:08,509 Let's go get you a Bomb Pop or something, huh? 307 00:13:08,543 --> 00:13:10,978 - Why didn't you stab him? - Stab him with what? 308 00:13:11,012 --> 00:13:12,813 You ride the city bus without a knife? 309 00:13:12,848 --> 00:13:14,515 [Scoffs] 310 00:13:14,549 --> 00:13:16,850 He was about 30, tallish, 311 00:13:16,885 --> 00:13:20,821 long hair, long beard, small dick... 312 00:13:20,855 --> 00:13:22,857 you know, 'cause guys with big ones 313 00:13:22,891 --> 00:13:24,758 don't feel the need to jerk it at little girls. 314 00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:26,293 Okay. 315 00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:29,630 - Uh, I'll file a report, but... - But what? 316 00:13:29,664 --> 00:13:31,632 Nobody cares about a pervert on a bus? 317 00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:33,300 We'll let the ITC know. 318 00:13:33,335 --> 00:13:35,202 They'll keep an eye out for the guy. 319 00:13:35,236 --> 00:13:36,670 Thanks. 320 00:13:36,704 --> 00:13:38,638 You did the right thing, calling. 321 00:13:38,672 --> 00:13:40,874 Here's my direct line, 322 00:13:40,908 --> 00:13:44,010 if you need anything else. 323 00:13:45,713 --> 00:13:48,948 [Door opens, closes] 324 00:13:48,982 --> 00:13:50,850 - What? - "You did the right thing. 325 00:13:50,884 --> 00:13:52,552 - Here's my direct line." - Please. 326 00:13:52,586 --> 00:13:54,187 You have less to worry about from him 327 00:13:54,221 --> 00:13:56,623 than from the manager at the grocery store. 328 00:13:56,657 --> 00:13:59,726 Am I supposed to find comfort in that sentence? 329 00:13:59,761 --> 00:14:02,195 Dude wanted a blow in exchange for a job, 330 00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:05,198 giving new meaning to "blow job." 331 00:14:05,232 --> 00:14:06,366 Wow? 332 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,867 You grow up in this house, 333 00:14:07,902 --> 00:14:09,635 you think that nothing can shock you anymore. 334 00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:11,037 And then-- 335 00:14:11,071 --> 00:14:13,006 what is it with men and their johnsons-- 336 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,674 shaking them on buses, 337 00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:18,411 using them to blackmail potential employees? 338 00:14:18,445 --> 00:14:20,646 You know, that was probably a good job too-- 339 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,749 benefits, discounts on groceries. 340 00:14:23,783 --> 00:14:25,684 [Sighs] 341 00:14:27,053 --> 00:14:28,420 You know what? 342 00:14:28,455 --> 00:14:29,888 He doesn't get away with this shit. 343 00:14:29,923 --> 00:14:31,557 - I'm going back over there. - Great. 344 00:14:31,591 --> 00:14:33,058 You want me to come with you? 345 00:14:33,093 --> 00:14:34,226 No, but can you watch Liam? 346 00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:36,028 Oh, shit. Sorry, I can't. 347 00:14:36,063 --> 00:14:37,697 You just offered to come with me. 348 00:14:37,731 --> 00:14:39,198 No, I know, because I knew you'd say no. 349 00:14:39,233 --> 00:14:40,533 I got a checkup. 350 00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:42,001 [Sighs] 351 00:14:42,036 --> 00:14:43,369 Kick ass, take names. 352 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:46,172 Don't blow anyone. 353 00:14:46,206 --> 00:14:47,607 You let her sleep in our bed? 354 00:14:47,641 --> 00:14:49,175 You said yourself she's a crazy bitch. 355 00:14:49,209 --> 00:14:50,877 She is a crazy bitch. 356 00:14:50,911 --> 00:14:52,411 And not a crazy bitch like you're a crazy bitch, 357 00:14:52,446 --> 00:14:54,613 like, "oh, bitch, you so crazy." No! 358 00:14:54,648 --> 00:14:57,549 She once tried to beat me to death with a frozen fish 359 00:14:57,584 --> 00:14:59,351 because I had asked if there was more broccoli. 360 00:14:59,385 --> 00:15:01,853 And you never know what's gonna set her off. 361 00:15:01,888 --> 00:15:03,555 What are you doing? Put that back on. 362 00:15:03,589 --> 00:15:05,757 I'm changing. [Cell phone rings] 363 00:15:05,791 --> 00:15:07,559 Teresa will be here at 2:00. 364 00:15:07,593 --> 00:15:09,127 - Who's that? - Notary public, 365 00:15:09,161 --> 00:15:10,895 gets her hair done at mom's salon. 366 00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:13,699 So you have until 2:00 to get the divorce papers signed, 367 00:15:13,733 --> 00:15:15,934 or I'll show her who's a crazy bitch. 368 00:15:15,968 --> 00:15:17,636 - Hey. - Put your shirt on. 369 00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,070 Put your shirt on! 370 00:15:19,104 --> 00:15:20,638 Hey, I'm changing. 371 00:15:20,673 --> 00:15:22,707 I'm gonna go take a look at your car. 372 00:15:22,741 --> 00:15:25,042 - Okay. - On that foot? 373 00:15:25,076 --> 00:15:26,443 I can handle it. 374 00:15:26,478 --> 00:15:27,878 If you can handle it, maybe you can handle 375 00:15:27,912 --> 00:15:29,647 the dripping faucet in our bathroom. 376 00:15:29,681 --> 00:15:32,249 - How'd you do that anyway? - Shootin' hoop. 377 00:15:32,283 --> 00:15:34,985 I snapped my achilles posting up some local kid-- 378 00:15:35,019 --> 00:15:38,955 he's huge. He's probably gonna go in the NBA draft next year. 379 00:15:38,989 --> 00:15:41,090 He snapped it falling in the bathtub 380 00:15:41,125 --> 00:15:42,559 like an old Florida Jew. 381 00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,327 [Laughs] Which was right after the game. 382 00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:46,096 It was a delayed reaction. 383 00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:47,564 Hey, V, you still have that mini camera 384 00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,165 you use for titty shots? 385 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,401 I need your help with a scumbag at the grocery store. 386 00:15:51,435 --> 00:15:54,104 - Hey, I'm-- - I know who you are. 387 00:15:54,138 --> 00:15:56,139 [Chuckles] V, why don't you go help Fiona at the store? 388 00:15:56,173 --> 00:15:57,808 And while you're there, see if there's 389 00:15:57,842 --> 00:16:01,311 some more broccoli. 390 00:16:01,346 --> 00:16:03,647 Fine. Come on. 391 00:16:03,681 --> 00:16:06,650 Teresa, here, 2:00. 392 00:16:10,688 --> 00:16:12,155 Holy shit. 393 00:16:12,189 --> 00:16:13,523 A lot of red dots. 394 00:16:13,557 --> 00:16:15,257 All those red dots are sex offenders 395 00:16:15,292 --> 00:16:16,592 in our neighborhood? 396 00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:17,826 All right, check this out. 397 00:16:17,861 --> 00:16:19,762 Child rapist three blocks over, 398 00:16:19,796 --> 00:16:21,831 did five years and out on probation. 399 00:16:21,865 --> 00:16:24,300 How does a child rapist only get five years? 400 00:16:24,335 --> 00:16:25,969 He doesn't-- he gets five years, 401 00:16:26,004 --> 00:16:27,537 plus the beating of this life. Let's go. 402 00:16:27,572 --> 00:16:28,872 I thought we were gonna fix the pool. 403 00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:30,140 No, no, no, you should come, Carl. 404 00:16:30,175 --> 00:16:31,442 - Grab the bat. - Awesome. 405 00:16:31,476 --> 00:16:32,810 Hey, you want help? 406 00:16:32,844 --> 00:16:34,545 My dad always loves a good perv posse. 407 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:36,281 So we're just forgetting about the guy on the bus? 408 00:16:36,315 --> 00:16:38,483 Hell, no, I'm gonna teach you self-defense-- 409 00:16:38,517 --> 00:16:40,551 Milkovich style. Come on. 410 00:16:40,586 --> 00:16:42,887 All right, let's go. 411 00:16:42,922 --> 00:16:44,489 Yo, we're going to jump a pedophile. 412 00:16:44,524 --> 00:16:46,224 - You want to come? - Aw, sounds great. 413 00:16:46,259 --> 00:16:48,527 But I can't. 414 00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:51,297 You're acting cagey, okay? 415 00:16:51,331 --> 00:16:53,866 And there's been an Escalade parked 416 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,501 across the street for longer than makes sense. 417 00:16:55,535 --> 00:16:57,969 What's going on? 418 00:16:58,004 --> 00:17:01,006 I don't want to know? 419 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:04,409 'Cause if you told me, I'd have to tell Fiona, 420 00:17:04,444 --> 00:17:06,512 which would upset the delicate peace 421 00:17:06,546 --> 00:17:10,015 we've recently established? 422 00:17:10,049 --> 00:17:11,383 Right. 423 00:17:11,417 --> 00:17:13,551 Have fun wailing on the pedophile. 424 00:17:13,586 --> 00:17:15,153 Is there any way not to? 425 00:17:15,187 --> 00:17:16,821 Thank you. 426 00:17:16,856 --> 00:17:18,757 No, thank you, Marta. Thank you. 427 00:17:18,791 --> 00:17:21,993 - Now you stay strong. - Come on, baby. 428 00:17:22,027 --> 00:17:24,662 Hello. May I help you? 429 00:17:24,696 --> 00:17:26,864 I hope so. I'm Frank Gallagher. 430 00:17:26,898 --> 00:17:28,833 May I start by saying thank you 431 00:17:28,867 --> 00:17:31,068 for all you do for our suffering little ones. 432 00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:34,239 Thank you, Mr. Gallagher. 433 00:17:34,273 --> 00:17:36,842 This is my son Hymie. 434 00:17:36,876 --> 00:17:40,011 He was born with an extra chromosome, 435 00:17:40,046 --> 00:17:42,681 through no fault of his own-- Down Syndrome. 436 00:17:42,715 --> 00:17:45,450 It's a lifelong condition. It's irreversible. 437 00:17:45,485 --> 00:17:46,919 He's a beautiful boy. 438 00:17:46,953 --> 00:17:48,787 Aren't you, Hymie? Yes, you are. 439 00:17:48,821 --> 00:17:52,023 And believe it or not, he is already, 440 00:17:52,058 --> 00:17:55,293 at such a young age, an avid sports fan. 441 00:17:55,328 --> 00:17:56,695 Is that so? 442 00:17:56,729 --> 00:17:59,097 He can watch a ball dribble 443 00:17:59,132 --> 00:18:01,199 up and down a court for hours, 444 00:18:01,234 --> 00:18:02,701 endlessly fascinated. 445 00:18:02,735 --> 00:18:05,704 His little face just lights up with joy. 446 00:18:05,738 --> 00:18:07,773 It would be so wonderful 447 00:18:07,807 --> 00:18:12,445 if he could see it all happen in real life. 448 00:18:12,479 --> 00:18:14,447 I'm sorry, Mr. Gallagher. 449 00:18:14,481 --> 00:18:16,649 I-I think you may be confused. 450 00:18:16,683 --> 00:18:21,287 Our organization works with dying children, 451 00:18:21,321 --> 00:18:23,890 not children with Down's. 452 00:18:23,924 --> 00:18:26,892 Of course. 453 00:18:26,927 --> 00:18:29,562 Of course. I know that. 454 00:18:29,596 --> 00:18:31,731 [Crying] 455 00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:34,900 It's my other child that's dying. 456 00:18:34,935 --> 00:18:37,136 [Sobs] Oh, I'm sorry. 457 00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:38,738 Thank you. 458 00:18:38,772 --> 00:18:41,507 [Blows nose, sobs] 459 00:18:52,954 --> 00:18:55,356 Drive. 460 00:18:58,994 --> 00:19:02,296 [Chuckles] 461 00:19:02,331 --> 00:19:04,999 What the fuck you want? 462 00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:06,267 Convicted child rapist 463 00:19:06,301 --> 00:19:08,436 just moved in down the street. 464 00:19:08,470 --> 00:19:09,837 Let's get the boys. 465 00:19:09,871 --> 00:19:13,374 [Rock music] 466 00:19:13,408 --> 00:19:16,644 ♪ ♪ 467 00:19:16,678 --> 00:19:19,146 What the fuck is this little parade? 468 00:19:19,181 --> 00:19:22,717 Kid fucker, next block. 469 00:19:22,751 --> 00:19:24,986 [Knock at door] 470 00:19:29,691 --> 00:19:31,158 May I help you? 471 00:19:31,193 --> 00:19:32,994 We're looking for Blake Collins. 472 00:19:33,028 --> 00:19:35,896 [Sighs] I am Blake Collins. 473 00:19:35,931 --> 00:19:37,865 Oh, shit. 474 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:41,703 You're the eighth-grade teacher who screwed her student, right? 475 00:19:41,737 --> 00:19:43,838 You were on TV. 476 00:19:43,872 --> 00:19:47,142 I didn't "screw" William. I loved him. 477 00:19:47,176 --> 00:19:51,046 And I did my time. I paid for my mistake-- 478 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,915 if love can be called a mistake. 479 00:19:52,949 --> 00:19:55,484 [Sighs] I'm sure there are real criminals 480 00:19:55,518 --> 00:19:57,152 in the the neighborhood that you can beat up 481 00:19:57,186 --> 00:19:58,653 if you have the inclination. 482 00:19:58,687 --> 00:20:00,655 Now, please, may I close the door? 483 00:20:00,689 --> 00:20:03,091 Yeah, yeah. 484 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,528 [Door closes] 485 00:20:06,562 --> 00:20:07,863 Shit. 486 00:20:07,897 --> 00:20:10,098 Let's go find a camel jockey. 487 00:20:10,132 --> 00:20:12,701 Yo, Carl, get home, all right? 488 00:20:12,735 --> 00:20:14,436 Shit, we should still do something. 489 00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:15,837 You thinking gang bang? 490 00:20:15,872 --> 00:20:18,106 Uh, no, but she fucks little kids. 491 00:20:18,141 --> 00:20:20,242 It was one kid, and he wasn't that little. 492 00:20:20,276 --> 00:20:22,444 Look, he was 14. She was his teacher. 493 00:20:22,478 --> 00:20:24,746 Do we really want a pedophile living in the neighborhood? 494 00:20:24,780 --> 00:20:26,414 Shit, if it was 14 and had a teacher 495 00:20:26,448 --> 00:20:28,516 who looked like that and wanted it? 496 00:20:28,551 --> 00:20:31,185 Man, I'm getting wood just thinking about that. 497 00:20:31,220 --> 00:20:33,754 Yo, Angie? 498 00:20:33,789 --> 00:20:35,356 Yeah? 499 00:20:35,391 --> 00:20:37,391 You want to fuck? 500 00:20:37,426 --> 00:20:39,393 Sure. 501 00:20:43,999 --> 00:20:45,633 Now, see, I thought you two were, uh... 502 00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:47,034 Shut up. 503 00:20:47,068 --> 00:20:49,136 Hope you're using a raincoat. 504 00:20:49,170 --> 00:20:50,904 You were having sex at 14. 505 00:20:50,939 --> 00:20:53,574 I was having sex with a 14-year-old at 14. 506 00:20:53,608 --> 00:20:54,942 So you think Kash should have gone to jail? 507 00:20:54,976 --> 00:20:56,210 Yeah, I do. 508 00:20:56,244 --> 00:20:57,712 I almost called the cops 100 times. 509 00:20:57,746 --> 00:20:59,414 Should've-- creepy fucking Arab dude 510 00:20:59,448 --> 00:21:01,115 - fucking my little brother. - I was 15. 511 00:21:01,149 --> 00:21:02,950 I was old enough to make my own decisions. 512 00:21:02,984 --> 00:21:04,651 You were a kid. He was a man. 513 00:21:04,686 --> 00:21:06,420 Says you. 514 00:21:06,454 --> 00:21:08,122 You really want this chick living in the neighborhood? 515 00:21:08,156 --> 00:21:09,557 Think about Carl. 516 00:21:09,591 --> 00:21:11,292 - Carl should be so lucky. - Okay. 517 00:21:11,326 --> 00:21:13,461 So what if it was Debbie and a 30-year-old dude? 518 00:21:13,495 --> 00:21:15,763 - Ugh, it's different. - Bullshit it's different. 519 00:21:15,798 --> 00:21:18,599 Look, she's not hanging around the park with lollipops. 520 00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:19,934 She fell in love. 521 00:21:19,968 --> 00:21:21,336 It's got nothing to do with love. 522 00:21:21,370 --> 00:21:24,138 This chick is a standard-issue pedophile, 523 00:21:24,173 --> 00:21:26,941 and I'm gonna prove it. 524 00:21:30,613 --> 00:21:35,317 [Shouting in portuguese] _ 525 00:21:35,351 --> 00:21:38,787 - Sorry I'm late. - I hate this INS bullshit. 526 00:21:38,821 --> 00:21:42,257 America is supposed to be free country, no? 527 00:21:42,292 --> 00:21:44,293 No. 528 00:21:51,067 --> 00:21:53,802 Hey! That's a nice outfit. 529 00:21:53,836 --> 00:21:55,604 It's not an outfit. It's a perv trap. 530 00:21:55,638 --> 00:21:57,006 What, is that like a bear trap-- 531 00:21:57,040 --> 00:21:58,507 where your titties clamp around the wrist 532 00:21:58,541 --> 00:22:00,709 and they have to gnaw off their own paws? 533 00:22:00,743 --> 00:22:02,311 [Both laugh] 2:00. 534 00:22:02,345 --> 00:22:03,879 I got it. 535 00:22:06,382 --> 00:22:08,450 She hates me, doesn't she? 536 00:22:08,484 --> 00:22:10,385 No. She just don't know you yet. 537 00:22:10,419 --> 00:22:13,221 I mean, I get it-- I would hate me, too, if I were her. 538 00:22:13,255 --> 00:22:15,323 I mean, I show up here with my kid in tow, 539 00:22:15,357 --> 00:22:18,159 and you haven't seen me in years. 540 00:22:18,194 --> 00:22:22,030 It's almost like I'm trying to get you back or something. 541 00:22:22,065 --> 00:22:25,534 But honestly, Kev, I don't even know if Kyle's yours. 542 00:22:25,569 --> 00:22:27,803 I was really getting around back then. 543 00:22:27,838 --> 00:22:30,506 So V has nothing to worry about. 544 00:22:33,076 --> 00:22:35,077 What? What'd I say? 545 00:22:35,111 --> 00:22:37,145 You think Kyle could be mine? 546 00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:38,980 You didn't do that math? 547 00:22:39,014 --> 00:22:42,684 Shit. Sorry. 548 00:22:42,718 --> 00:22:45,520 Cancer? 549 00:22:45,555 --> 00:22:47,656 How did I get cancer? 550 00:22:47,690 --> 00:22:50,058 You must have caught it from grammy, son. 551 00:22:50,092 --> 00:22:52,527 If she had known that she had the contagious kind, 552 00:22:52,561 --> 00:22:54,228 I don't think she would've spent so much time 553 00:22:54,263 --> 00:22:56,164 with you in the basement, cooking meth. 554 00:22:56,198 --> 00:22:59,067 Am I going to die? 555 00:23:00,470 --> 00:23:02,171 I hope not. 556 00:23:02,205 --> 00:23:04,874 But right now we have to fight 557 00:23:04,908 --> 00:23:07,910 and fight hard. 558 00:23:07,945 --> 00:23:11,147 You ready to fight with me, Carl? 559 00:23:13,951 --> 00:23:15,251 [Razor whirring] 560 00:23:15,286 --> 00:23:17,454 Why do we have to shave it? 561 00:23:17,488 --> 00:23:19,890 Didn't you ever see any shows about cancer? 562 00:23:19,924 --> 00:23:22,793 Cancer people are always bald. 563 00:23:22,827 --> 00:23:24,395 Grammy wasn't bald. 564 00:23:24,429 --> 00:23:26,197 Grammy hated life. 565 00:23:26,231 --> 00:23:29,234 She wanted to die, but you love life. 566 00:23:29,268 --> 00:23:31,069 And one of the most important ways 567 00:23:31,104 --> 00:23:32,905 you can fight the cancer 568 00:23:32,939 --> 00:23:37,743 is to let the sunrays in through your skull. 569 00:23:37,777 --> 00:23:40,379 Why are you shaving Carl's head? 570 00:23:40,413 --> 00:23:42,148 Lice. 571 00:23:42,182 --> 00:23:43,749 Since when do you... 572 00:23:43,784 --> 00:23:45,284 parent? 573 00:23:45,318 --> 00:23:47,486 Since you dropped the ball. 574 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:51,256 The vermin were literally jumping off his scalp. 575 00:23:51,291 --> 00:23:53,392 Well, make sure you wash the sheets too, okay? 576 00:23:53,426 --> 00:23:56,495 I look like a woman? 577 00:23:56,529 --> 00:23:58,230 I have lice too? 578 00:23:58,265 --> 00:24:00,599 Yes. Yes, you do. 579 00:24:00,634 --> 00:24:02,001 Fiona's gonna freak out. 580 00:24:02,035 --> 00:24:04,470 No, Fiona is not going to freak out, 581 00:24:04,504 --> 00:24:07,139 because Fiona is not going to know. 582 00:24:07,173 --> 00:24:09,008 You're a man now, Carl. 583 00:24:09,042 --> 00:24:11,111 The cancer makes you a man. 584 00:24:11,145 --> 00:24:14,247 And as a man, it's your job 585 00:24:14,281 --> 00:24:18,151 to keep secrets from the women who love you. 586 00:24:18,186 --> 00:24:21,121 Jeez, I'm gonna look like a penis. 587 00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:23,156 [Razor stops whirring] 588 00:24:23,191 --> 00:24:25,025 I'll get you a hat. 589 00:24:25,059 --> 00:24:27,194 I'll get you a hat. [Razor whirring] 590 00:24:27,228 --> 00:24:30,630 [Knock at door] 591 00:24:30,665 --> 00:24:32,633 - Yes? - Hi. Uh, how you doing? 592 00:24:32,667 --> 00:24:34,668 I'm-- I'm Lip, uh, short for Phillip. 593 00:24:34,702 --> 00:24:37,104 I-I just live right over on 64th. 594 00:24:37,138 --> 00:24:39,140 I'm gonna be a sophomore next year at Lincoln. 595 00:24:39,174 --> 00:24:41,108 Um, I was walking by your yard, 596 00:24:41,143 --> 00:24:44,478 and it looks pretty overgrown. 597 00:24:44,513 --> 00:24:46,313 I was wondering, um... 598 00:24:46,348 --> 00:24:48,148 can I trim your hedges? 599 00:24:48,183 --> 00:24:50,517 Like, five bucks an hour? 600 00:24:50,552 --> 00:24:52,853 [Scoffs] May I trim your hedges? 601 00:24:52,887 --> 00:24:55,155 Oh, right, yeah, sorry. 602 00:24:55,189 --> 00:24:58,058 Um, may I trim your hedges? 603 00:24:58,092 --> 00:25:01,060 [Upbeat music] 604 00:25:01,095 --> 00:25:03,530 ♪ ♪ 605 00:25:03,564 --> 00:25:05,632 Yeah. 606 00:25:05,666 --> 00:25:07,167 Yeah, it's good. It's good. 607 00:25:07,201 --> 00:25:09,168 - We're good. - No! 608 00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:11,204 No, we're just taking fake wedding pictures for the INS. 609 00:25:11,238 --> 00:25:13,072 No one's gonna see you in that dress. 610 00:25:13,107 --> 00:25:14,807 The INS will see me! 611 00:25:14,842 --> 00:25:17,677 And if I look like cow, they will know it fake! 612 00:25:17,711 --> 00:25:20,345 And I will get deported for sure! 613 00:25:20,380 --> 00:25:23,916 And you will go to prison. [Speaking portuguese] _ 614 00:25:25,085 --> 00:25:26,985 - She's your wife. - No. 615 00:25:27,020 --> 00:25:28,520 You married her before God, no? 616 00:25:28,554 --> 00:25:30,322 No, I married her before her father, 617 00:25:30,356 --> 00:25:32,224 who had a gun pointed at my nuts. 618 00:25:32,258 --> 00:25:35,026 It's different, somehow. 619 00:25:44,737 --> 00:25:46,938 Buy something. 620 00:25:51,077 --> 00:25:53,912 89 cents. 621 00:26:00,152 --> 00:26:01,386 I-I don't get it. 622 00:26:01,420 --> 00:26:03,054 Take the cup out of the trash. 623 00:26:03,088 --> 00:26:04,522 Oh, the stuff's in it! 624 00:26:04,556 --> 00:26:06,691 Just get out. 625 00:26:06,725 --> 00:26:10,929 You need whatever brain cells you got left. 626 00:26:13,465 --> 00:26:15,433 Why you got to mess with my business, man? 627 00:26:15,467 --> 00:26:17,736 Why you got to do your business in my store? 628 00:26:17,770 --> 00:26:19,704 It's not your store. It's towelhead's store. 629 00:26:19,738 --> 00:26:21,705 - Whatever-- get smarter customers, 630 00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:23,774 'cause I'm not going down for this shit. 631 00:26:23,808 --> 00:26:25,910 Oh, okay. 632 00:26:25,944 --> 00:26:29,481 So, uh, what you going down for, then, huh? 633 00:26:38,092 --> 00:26:41,228 Hey, did you really fuck Angie Zahgo today? 634 00:26:41,262 --> 00:26:44,731 Yeah, I fucked Angie. Everybody fucks Angie. 635 00:26:44,765 --> 00:26:46,900 You don't fuck Angie? 636 00:26:46,934 --> 00:26:48,735 No. 637 00:26:48,769 --> 00:26:51,437 Huh. You want to fuck Angie? 638 00:26:51,472 --> 00:26:53,339 I can call her, get her down here. 639 00:26:53,373 --> 00:26:55,407 No. 640 00:26:55,442 --> 00:26:58,410 [Rock music] 641 00:26:58,445 --> 00:27:02,413 ♪ ♪ 642 00:27:02,448 --> 00:27:05,416 ♪ come on and work for the Lord ♪ 643 00:27:05,450 --> 00:27:09,953 ♪ come on and work for the Lord ♪ 644 00:27:09,988 --> 00:27:14,157 [Grunting] 645 00:27:14,191 --> 00:27:18,294 ♪ come on and work for the Lord ♪ 646 00:27:18,328 --> 00:27:20,162 Hey. 647 00:27:20,197 --> 00:27:22,799 [Grunts] Ow! 648 00:27:22,833 --> 00:27:24,600 - Who are you? - Kyle. 649 00:27:24,635 --> 00:27:26,202 What's your business here? 650 00:27:26,237 --> 00:27:28,704 I may or may not be related to your neighbor Kevin. 651 00:27:28,739 --> 00:27:30,606 Oh. 652 00:27:30,641 --> 00:27:32,375 Okay. Sorry. 653 00:27:32,409 --> 00:27:34,310 I'm Debbie Gallagher. 654 00:27:34,344 --> 00:27:37,713 Any idea where I can get a smoke? 655 00:27:37,747 --> 00:27:41,349 ♪ in the garden of Eden ♪ 656 00:27:41,384 --> 00:27:45,320 ♪ Adam-- he said to Eve ♪ 657 00:27:45,355 --> 00:27:46,989 ♪ "girl, get away from that tree ♪ 658 00:27:47,023 --> 00:27:48,791 ♪ or the lord might punish me ♪ 659 00:27:48,825 --> 00:27:52,328 ♪ that's just what I have to believe" ♪ 660 00:27:52,362 --> 00:27:53,696 Finished already? 661 00:27:53,730 --> 00:27:57,533 Yeah, not quite. Um, I'm just-- 662 00:27:57,568 --> 00:28:00,569 I'm really hot. 663 00:28:00,604 --> 00:28:05,041 Um, could I bother you for something to drink? 664 00:28:05,075 --> 00:28:08,010 A juice box? 665 00:28:08,045 --> 00:28:10,746 Yes, please. 666 00:28:10,781 --> 00:28:12,014 Uh... 667 00:28:12,048 --> 00:28:14,350 just wait here. 668 00:28:18,855 --> 00:28:22,358 ♪ you know it ain't no chore ♪ 669 00:28:22,392 --> 00:28:26,328 ♪ when you're working, working for the Lord ♪ 670 00:28:26,363 --> 00:28:28,164 Hi. 671 00:28:28,198 --> 00:28:30,433 Uh, I-I told you to wait out there. 672 00:28:30,467 --> 00:28:32,568 Yeah, so sorry. I just, um-- 673 00:28:32,602 --> 00:28:36,505 I wondered if I could bother you for a sandwich too? 674 00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:38,341 You know, I ain't had lunch. 675 00:28:38,375 --> 00:28:41,611 You haven't had lunch. 676 00:28:41,646 --> 00:28:43,013 "Ain't" isn't a word, Phillip. 677 00:28:43,047 --> 00:28:44,614 Right. 678 00:28:44,649 --> 00:28:47,451 Hey, um, are you a teacher? 679 00:28:47,485 --> 00:28:51,188 [Scoffs] I-I used to be. 680 00:28:51,223 --> 00:28:54,292 Oh, I bet you were a good one. 681 00:28:54,326 --> 00:28:57,428 [Inhales deeply, stammers] What kind of sandwich? 682 00:28:57,463 --> 00:29:00,131 PB and J? 683 00:29:00,165 --> 00:29:03,201 With the crust cut off? 684 00:29:03,235 --> 00:29:05,237 Yes, please. 685 00:29:05,271 --> 00:29:07,039 And you should've heard her going on and on 686 00:29:07,073 --> 00:29:09,274 about Kev's cologne and Old man Johnson, or some shit-- 687 00:29:09,309 --> 00:29:11,543 anything she could talk about that I wouldn't know about. 688 00:29:11,578 --> 00:29:13,312 He's right in there. You know what you're doing? 689 00:29:13,346 --> 00:29:15,615 Do I know how to make a man ask me for a hummer? 690 00:29:15,649 --> 00:29:16,816 Wait here. 691 00:29:16,850 --> 00:29:19,919 [Sighs] 692 00:29:19,953 --> 00:29:24,257 Mm, he was born March 2001. 693 00:29:24,291 --> 00:29:26,759 Weren't we together? 694 00:29:26,794 --> 00:29:28,461 No, remember? We split up that year. 695 00:29:28,496 --> 00:29:30,297 Got back together after 9/11. 696 00:29:30,331 --> 00:29:32,266 Why did we break up, again? 697 00:29:32,300 --> 00:29:33,567 Oh, yeah. 698 00:29:33,601 --> 00:29:35,736 You tried to run me over with your car. 699 00:29:35,770 --> 00:29:37,271 [Giggles] 700 00:29:37,305 --> 00:29:39,139 Yeah, I don't remember that being funny. 701 00:29:39,173 --> 00:29:40,774 It was fucking scary. 702 00:29:40,808 --> 00:29:44,144 Well, as it turns out, it was the pregnancy hormones. 703 00:29:44,179 --> 00:29:47,181 You were knocked up. 704 00:29:47,215 --> 00:29:49,650 So he is mine? 705 00:29:49,684 --> 00:29:52,253 I don't know, Kev. [Sighs] 706 00:29:52,287 --> 00:29:55,089 We were off and on that year. There were other guys. 707 00:29:55,123 --> 00:29:56,857 When you left me, 708 00:29:56,891 --> 00:29:58,692 I didn't think I could raise him on my own. 709 00:29:58,726 --> 00:30:00,627 So I gave him to my sister Crystal, 710 00:30:00,662 --> 00:30:02,596 'cause she always wanted a kid. 711 00:30:02,631 --> 00:30:04,932 Now she's going through some shit, 712 00:30:04,967 --> 00:30:06,467 needed me to take him. 713 00:30:06,502 --> 00:30:09,938 And we thought it was time you knew the truth. 714 00:30:11,073 --> 00:30:12,941 You thought it was time? 715 00:30:12,976 --> 00:30:15,143 You didn't think it might have been time 716 00:30:15,177 --> 00:30:16,811 at any other point in the 12 years 717 00:30:16,846 --> 00:30:19,381 - this kid's been alive? - I'm really sorry, Kev. 718 00:30:19,416 --> 00:30:21,950 You're sorry? 12 years, Cheryl. 719 00:30:21,984 --> 00:30:24,018 You left me! 720 00:30:24,053 --> 00:30:26,520 If there was a chance that he could've been mine, 721 00:30:26,555 --> 00:30:30,090 you should've told me about him. 722 00:30:36,062 --> 00:30:38,564 And did I tell you she called her coffee "Kevy-caf"? 723 00:30:38,598 --> 00:30:40,065 Like a pet name, like they have 724 00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:41,800 some secret language that I don't speak. 725 00:30:41,835 --> 00:30:43,302 - V, what happened? - Oh. 726 00:30:43,336 --> 00:30:45,905 Corn dogs, cream cheese, I got it all on tape. 727 00:30:45,939 --> 00:30:47,506 - He's nasty. - Right? 728 00:30:47,541 --> 00:30:50,343 Go. He's waitin' on you. 729 00:30:50,377 --> 00:30:53,580 I want day shifts, home by 6:00. 730 00:30:55,716 --> 00:30:59,252 Couldn't help but notice your wedding ring, Bobby. 731 00:30:59,287 --> 00:31:01,355 You want your wife to see this tape? 732 00:31:01,389 --> 00:31:03,257 Fine. Days. 733 00:31:03,291 --> 00:31:06,060 Just fill this out. 734 00:31:06,095 --> 00:31:07,562 And we'll be taking some veal cutlets 735 00:31:07,596 --> 00:31:09,063 for our troubles-- 736 00:31:09,098 --> 00:31:11,366 actual veal cutlets, 737 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,402 none of your skanky deli meats. 738 00:31:14,437 --> 00:31:17,037 [Upbeat music] 739 00:31:17,072 --> 00:31:22,710 ♪ ♪ 740 00:31:24,279 --> 00:31:26,180 Go, go, go, go, go. 741 00:31:28,250 --> 00:31:32,453 [Speaking portuguese] _ 742 00:31:32,488 --> 00:31:33,688 [Gasps] 743 00:31:33,722 --> 00:31:35,690 That is terrible ugly dress. 744 00:31:35,725 --> 00:31:38,393 Your friend, she must not like you very much. 745 00:31:38,428 --> 00:31:40,262 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 746 00:31:43,465 --> 00:31:46,067 Mmm. 747 00:31:46,102 --> 00:31:49,771 Um, you have a little, uh... 748 00:31:49,805 --> 00:31:51,406 Oh. [Clears throat] 749 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,709 Mm. [Chuckles] 750 00:31:54,744 --> 00:31:58,280 Oh, no, uh, the other-- the other-- 751 00:31:58,315 --> 00:32:01,984 Mm. 752 00:32:04,654 --> 00:32:07,289 Did I get it? 753 00:32:07,324 --> 00:32:09,625 No. 754 00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:13,262 You know, um, can you help me? 755 00:32:22,972 --> 00:32:24,573 How old are you really, Phillip? 756 00:32:24,607 --> 00:32:26,941 16... 757 00:32:26,976 --> 00:32:28,577 almost. 758 00:32:28,611 --> 00:32:31,413 [Sighs] 759 00:32:31,447 --> 00:32:35,016 But I've always felt like an old soul. 760 00:32:35,051 --> 00:32:37,852 Mm. 761 00:32:37,887 --> 00:32:41,956 Oh! Ah. You-- you mustn't tell anyone. 762 00:32:41,990 --> 00:32:43,190 No, no. I won't. I won't. 763 00:32:43,225 --> 00:32:44,859 I-I promise you, just-- 764 00:32:44,893 --> 00:32:46,627 you're such a good teacher, I feel like 765 00:32:46,661 --> 00:32:48,462 I-I got so much to learn from you. 766 00:32:48,497 --> 00:32:50,831 Have-- you have so much to learn. 767 00:32:50,866 --> 00:32:53,534 - I do. - You do. Oh. 768 00:32:59,308 --> 00:33:00,842 Mm, I got to go. 769 00:33:00,876 --> 00:33:02,777 - Go? - Yeah, homework. 770 00:33:02,811 --> 00:33:04,679 - In the summer? - Mm. 771 00:33:04,713 --> 00:33:06,815 - Oh, shit. - Don't go, Phillip. 772 00:33:06,849 --> 00:33:08,516 - I have more to teach you. - Uh-huh. 773 00:33:08,551 --> 00:33:10,352 - Come with me, Phillip. - I, uh-- 774 00:33:10,386 --> 00:33:12,688 Shh. Don't worry. Don't be scared, okay? 775 00:33:12,722 --> 00:33:14,690 I'll teach you. 776 00:33:14,724 --> 00:33:16,692 [Grunts] 777 00:33:16,726 --> 00:33:18,294 Are you coming, Phillip? 778 00:33:18,328 --> 00:33:20,362 Uh, yeah-- yes, I'm coming. 779 00:33:20,396 --> 00:33:24,199 [Phone beeping] Bring the peanut butter! 780 00:33:24,233 --> 00:33:27,202 [Rock music] 781 00:33:27,237 --> 00:33:33,808 ♪ ♪ 782 00:33:33,843 --> 00:33:37,513 Nice place you got here. 783 00:33:37,547 --> 00:33:40,749 What are you doing here? 784 00:33:40,784 --> 00:33:43,085 I was hungry. 785 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,920 So you drove all the way to the South Side 786 00:33:44,955 --> 00:33:46,188 for a bag of chips? 787 00:33:46,223 --> 00:33:47,656 Well, a bag of chips 788 00:33:47,690 --> 00:33:50,860 and a ginger snap, I'm hoping. 789 00:33:50,894 --> 00:33:52,261 Keep the change. 790 00:33:52,295 --> 00:33:54,397 I'm working. 791 00:33:56,434 --> 00:33:58,101 Well, maybe later. 792 00:33:58,135 --> 00:34:01,204 Happy hour at The Fountain? 793 00:34:01,238 --> 00:34:03,406 Yeah, okay. 794 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,409 Okay. 795 00:34:08,646 --> 00:34:10,113 You got a receipt? 796 00:34:10,148 --> 00:34:12,850 [Receipt printing] 797 00:34:27,232 --> 00:34:28,599 That your grandpa? 798 00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:30,601 Nah, just a guy I've been seeing. 799 00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:33,071 Oh, that's the guy you've been, uh-- 800 00:34:33,106 --> 00:34:35,908 you've been seeing? 801 00:34:35,942 --> 00:34:38,744 You guys, like, picnic together, or, uh... 802 00:34:38,779 --> 00:34:41,747 you gonna get a little dog with a fucking sweater? 803 00:34:41,781 --> 00:34:44,583 Nah, we don't picnic. We mostly just fuck... 804 00:34:44,618 --> 00:34:47,986 like you and Angie. 805 00:34:48,021 --> 00:34:49,388 That image-- 806 00:34:49,422 --> 00:34:51,790 it's, like, scorched behind my eyes-- 807 00:34:51,825 --> 00:34:55,894 a fire-breathing one-eyed dragon. 808 00:34:55,929 --> 00:34:57,262 You don't have to smoke, you know. 809 00:34:57,296 --> 00:34:58,897 It's cooler if you don't. 810 00:34:58,931 --> 00:35:00,799 - Really? - Everyone smokes. 811 00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:03,568 You're only a rebel if you don't. 812 00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:06,938 Have you ever seen one in real life... 813 00:35:06,973 --> 00:35:10,609 like, on a grown-up, when it's... 814 00:35:10,643 --> 00:35:12,511 like that? 815 00:35:12,546 --> 00:35:15,148 Yeah, I watch lots of porn. 816 00:35:15,182 --> 00:35:17,917 It's way different in real life 817 00:35:17,952 --> 00:35:20,920 than those sketches they show you in health class, right? 818 00:35:20,955 --> 00:35:22,789 What's Kev like? 819 00:35:22,823 --> 00:35:27,360 Is he cool, or is he batshit like everyone else in my family? 820 00:35:27,395 --> 00:35:30,196 No, Kev's cool, nice... 821 00:35:30,231 --> 00:35:33,266 like you. 822 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:35,601 I think I may become a nun. 823 00:35:35,635 --> 00:35:37,869 Nuns don't have sex, right? 824 00:35:37,904 --> 00:35:40,039 You're pretty-- 825 00:35:40,073 --> 00:35:43,076 too pretty to be a nun. 826 00:36:05,933 --> 00:36:07,667 Hey, T! What's up, girl? 827 00:36:07,701 --> 00:36:09,202 You look skinny. 828 00:36:09,236 --> 00:36:10,903 Don't come down here sweet-talking me, V. 829 00:36:10,938 --> 00:36:12,372 I've been sitting here waiting for almost an hour. 830 00:36:12,406 --> 00:36:13,840 What? Kev never showed up? 831 00:36:13,875 --> 00:36:15,842 No. Nobody's here to sign anything. 832 00:36:15,877 --> 00:36:17,411 And nobody's here to pay me my money. 833 00:36:17,445 --> 00:36:18,879 And I sure as shit didn't cart my ass 834 00:36:18,913 --> 00:36:20,881 all the way down here for free. 835 00:36:20,915 --> 00:36:23,183 Hey, you, kid! 836 00:36:23,218 --> 00:36:24,852 Where's your mother? 837 00:36:24,886 --> 00:36:26,520 She and Kev went to go get a drink. 838 00:36:26,554 --> 00:36:28,422 He was freaking out about the whole kid thing. 839 00:36:28,456 --> 00:36:30,023 What whole kid thing? 840 00:36:30,058 --> 00:36:32,926 About how I may be Kev's kid. 841 00:36:35,530 --> 00:36:37,764 Debs, be home for dinner. 842 00:36:37,799 --> 00:36:40,668 - I will. - V? 843 00:36:40,702 --> 00:36:43,271 Veronica, where's my $40? 844 00:36:43,305 --> 00:36:45,073 Here, here, I got it. 845 00:36:45,107 --> 00:36:47,442 Here you go. 846 00:36:51,279 --> 00:36:53,748 Hi. 847 00:36:58,287 --> 00:37:01,255 Am I-- am I gonna get as sick as them? 848 00:37:01,290 --> 00:37:03,558 [Coughs] 849 00:37:03,592 --> 00:37:06,093 Only time will tell. 850 00:37:06,127 --> 00:37:09,463 The good news is, the cancer's in your brain. 851 00:37:09,498 --> 00:37:11,031 And you never were much of a thinker, 852 00:37:11,066 --> 00:37:13,367 so it probably won't affect you that much. 853 00:37:15,637 --> 00:37:17,071 Oh, God. Oh, God! 854 00:37:17,105 --> 00:37:18,473 Wait, wait. 855 00:37:18,507 --> 00:37:19,741 You need to learn to wait, Phillip, okay? 856 00:37:19,775 --> 00:37:21,242 - No, why-- why-- - Just hold it back. 857 00:37:21,276 --> 00:37:23,144 - I'll get hard again quick, I-I promise. 858 00:37:23,179 --> 00:37:25,447 No, it gets better if you delay the gratification. 859 00:37:25,481 --> 00:37:27,616 The joy-- it's even bigger. Just wait, okay? 860 00:37:27,650 --> 00:37:29,651 Okay, that's-- wow. 861 00:37:29,685 --> 00:37:31,586 That's really fucking good. 862 00:37:31,621 --> 00:37:32,921 What is that? What is that? 863 00:37:32,955 --> 00:37:34,289 That tingles. What is that-- 864 00:37:34,323 --> 00:37:36,391 some kind of sex cream or something? 865 00:37:36,426 --> 00:37:38,460 [Giggles] It's, uh... 866 00:37:38,494 --> 00:37:41,129 it's-- oh, God. 867 00:37:41,163 --> 00:37:42,731 - I don't think I can wait. - No, no, no. 868 00:37:42,765 --> 00:37:43,765 You can do it, Phillip. 869 00:37:43,799 --> 00:37:45,634 You are my A-plus student. 870 00:37:45,668 --> 00:37:47,569 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, breathe deeper. 871 00:37:47,604 --> 00:37:49,071 - Mm. - Slowly. 872 00:37:49,105 --> 00:37:51,307 - Mm. Mm-hmm. - Slowly. 873 00:37:51,341 --> 00:37:53,075 Slow. 874 00:37:53,110 --> 00:37:55,277 Okay? 875 00:37:55,312 --> 00:37:59,082 - Okay. - Good. 876 00:37:59,116 --> 00:38:01,117 What's, uh-- what-- what's that? 877 00:38:01,152 --> 00:38:02,819 That's, um-- ah, that's weird. 878 00:38:02,853 --> 00:38:04,788 [Giggles] Yeah, that's-- 879 00:38:04,822 --> 00:38:06,790 that's cold. What-- what is that? 880 00:38:06,824 --> 00:38:08,291 Well, you trimmed my hedges, 881 00:38:08,325 --> 00:38:10,827 and now I am trimming yours. 882 00:38:10,861 --> 00:38:13,462 Wait, what-- what is that, fucking nair? 883 00:38:13,497 --> 00:38:14,964 You're fresh and clean now, 884 00:38:14,998 --> 00:38:18,701 - just like a baby, Phillip. - Wait, no, what-- 885 00:38:18,735 --> 00:38:20,970 oh, shit. 886 00:38:21,004 --> 00:38:23,273 You said you catered to dying children. 887 00:38:23,307 --> 00:38:26,810 Sir, The Bulls only give us so many packages per season 888 00:38:26,844 --> 00:38:28,111 - and it takes months. - Ow! 889 00:38:28,145 --> 00:38:29,813 What the fuck, Frank? 890 00:38:29,847 --> 00:38:32,815 That's going on all day, every day. 891 00:38:32,850 --> 00:38:34,684 My son is suffering. 892 00:38:34,718 --> 00:38:36,452 Have you no soul? 893 00:38:36,487 --> 00:38:38,354 If you fill out an application now, 894 00:38:38,388 --> 00:38:40,290 I can almost guarantee that for next year-- 895 00:38:40,324 --> 00:38:43,627 He doesn't have a year! 896 00:38:43,661 --> 00:38:45,862 [Whimpers] 897 00:38:45,897 --> 00:38:47,531 There's a camp. 898 00:38:47,565 --> 00:38:51,501 All the spots are full, but there's a quadriplegic. 899 00:38:51,536 --> 00:38:52,903 He won't get much out of it. 900 00:38:52,937 --> 00:38:55,038 I can bump him for Carl. 901 00:38:55,072 --> 00:38:56,072 Camp? 902 00:38:56,107 --> 00:38:57,374 Like summer camp? 903 00:38:57,408 --> 00:38:59,309 It's beautiful, on a lake-- 904 00:38:59,344 --> 00:39:02,913 a wonderful place for children to feel normal 905 00:39:02,947 --> 00:39:04,748 one last time. 906 00:39:04,782 --> 00:39:07,050 What the hell am I supposed to do with a trip to cancer camp? 907 00:39:07,084 --> 00:39:09,186 I've never been to camp. 908 00:39:09,220 --> 00:39:12,089 [Baby crying] 909 00:39:12,123 --> 00:39:17,328 Jimmy, come sit with me. I want to show you something. 910 00:39:20,632 --> 00:39:22,166 Come! 911 00:39:27,606 --> 00:39:29,207 Hey. 912 00:39:29,241 --> 00:39:33,444 All of this romantic pretending, amor, 913 00:39:33,479 --> 00:39:37,182 it make me so hot... 914 00:39:37,216 --> 00:39:40,919 and wet. 915 00:39:40,953 --> 00:39:42,420 Ow. 916 00:39:42,454 --> 00:39:44,222 - Feel. - Ow. 917 00:39:44,256 --> 00:39:46,691 We should not put all that water to waste, no? 918 00:39:46,725 --> 00:39:49,426 - No? - No. 919 00:39:49,460 --> 00:39:50,460 - Ow. - No. 920 00:39:50,495 --> 00:39:51,762 Este, Este, listen. 921 00:39:51,796 --> 00:39:53,297 - I-I-- - Yes? 922 00:39:53,331 --> 00:39:56,766 - I-I can't. - Yes. 923 00:39:56,801 --> 00:39:59,535 - I-I-- - Yes! 924 00:39:59,570 --> 00:40:01,270 - I can't. - Yes! 925 00:40:01,305 --> 00:40:03,572 No. I can't! 926 00:40:03,607 --> 00:40:05,441 [Moans] 927 00:40:05,476 --> 00:40:08,211 - I-- no, I can't. - Yes! 928 00:40:08,245 --> 00:40:11,280 - Oh, fuck! - Yes! [Moans] 929 00:40:22,592 --> 00:40:25,261 [Indistinct conversation] 930 00:40:36,306 --> 00:40:38,140 All right, what are we gonna do? 931 00:40:38,174 --> 00:40:41,242 - Whose ass am I kicking first? - There's no ass to kick. 932 00:40:41,277 --> 00:40:44,312 Kev's a little boy with a "white picket fence" fantasy, 933 00:40:44,347 --> 00:40:46,781 and in walks his wife with his son. 934 00:40:46,815 --> 00:40:48,182 We don't know that's his kid. 935 00:40:48,217 --> 00:40:50,252 So first thing we do is get a paternity test. 936 00:40:50,286 --> 00:40:51,753 It's not about blood to Kev. 937 00:40:51,787 --> 00:40:53,955 There's a woman he grew up with and married 938 00:40:53,989 --> 00:40:56,191 saying her son is his. 939 00:40:56,225 --> 00:40:58,827 - That's stupid. - It's not. Look at you. 940 00:40:58,861 --> 00:41:00,529 You're a mother to your kids. 941 00:41:00,563 --> 00:41:02,798 Doesn't matter you didn't push them out. 942 00:41:06,236 --> 00:41:08,971 Kev's the first good man I've ever loved, you know? 943 00:41:09,005 --> 00:41:12,441 My first love was named Apollo, enough said. 944 00:41:12,475 --> 00:41:13,976 Then there was Spider. 945 00:41:14,010 --> 00:41:15,311 [Laughs] Spider? 946 00:41:15,345 --> 00:41:17,079 You can't make that shit up. 947 00:41:20,183 --> 00:41:21,550 No, I... 948 00:41:21,584 --> 00:41:24,453 I can't fight for Kev. 949 00:41:24,487 --> 00:41:26,288 Asking him to pick me over them 950 00:41:26,322 --> 00:41:28,890 is asking him to change the thing about him 951 00:41:28,925 --> 00:41:31,994 that I love the most. 952 00:41:32,028 --> 00:41:33,462 Screw that. 953 00:41:33,496 --> 00:41:35,063 - Fi... - No. 954 00:41:35,098 --> 00:41:38,200 - Screw that. - Fiona. 955 00:41:38,235 --> 00:41:42,004 Sit-- Fi! 956 00:41:42,038 --> 00:41:45,507 - Good catch. - Kev! 957 00:41:45,541 --> 00:41:47,909 - What the fuck? - There's kids around. 958 00:41:47,944 --> 00:41:49,911 Oh, you think they haven't heard it before? 959 00:41:49,946 --> 00:41:52,480 - What, are you drunk? - No, I'm not drunk. 960 00:41:52,514 --> 00:41:54,015 I'm out of my mind, 'cause you and V 961 00:41:54,049 --> 00:41:55,750 are the only things that have ever made sense 962 00:41:55,784 --> 00:41:57,385 to me in this whole fucked up world. 963 00:41:57,419 --> 00:41:58,886 Okay, if you guys can't make it, 964 00:41:58,921 --> 00:42:01,255 Jimmy and I should just quit right now. 965 00:42:01,290 --> 00:42:03,992 I swear to God, if you leave V-- 966 00:42:04,026 --> 00:42:05,860 - Who's leaving V? - You're leaving V? 967 00:42:05,895 --> 00:42:07,528 No. Fiona, what the hell? 968 00:42:07,563 --> 00:42:09,931 The notary, Kev, the divorce papers? 969 00:42:09,965 --> 00:42:11,233 Oh! 970 00:42:11,267 --> 00:42:13,268 Shit. I had some drinks. 971 00:42:13,303 --> 00:42:16,071 And Cheryl dropped this kid bomb, and-- 972 00:42:16,106 --> 00:42:18,273 - and I forgot. - Hey! 973 00:42:18,308 --> 00:42:20,242 - You're interrupting. - Excuse me? 974 00:42:20,276 --> 00:42:23,712 Kev's trying to get to know his son. 975 00:42:23,746 --> 00:42:27,716 Give my boys their time. 976 00:42:27,750 --> 00:42:29,951 - Your boys? - No, no, Fiona. 977 00:42:29,986 --> 00:42:31,453 It's not-- it's not what you think. 978 00:42:31,487 --> 00:42:34,356 Look, Cheryl and I have history-- that's it. 979 00:42:34,390 --> 00:42:36,224 And she's not trying to steal me away from V. 980 00:42:36,259 --> 00:42:39,061 She just wants me to meet my son. 981 00:42:41,898 --> 00:42:45,600 I know school was never your thing, 982 00:42:45,635 --> 00:42:47,069 but you've never been dumb. 983 00:42:47,103 --> 00:42:49,271 If you don't see what happening here, 984 00:42:49,305 --> 00:42:51,640 just plain dumb. 985 00:42:51,674 --> 00:42:53,875 Come on, Debs, dinnertime. 986 00:42:53,910 --> 00:42:56,878 - Can Kyle come? - No. 987 00:42:59,482 --> 00:43:00,815 All right. 988 00:43:00,850 --> 00:43:02,284 You know, my mother, 989 00:43:02,318 --> 00:43:04,486 she reminds me very much of your Fiona-- 990 00:43:04,521 --> 00:43:09,258 beautiful, raised six kids, never complained, a saint. 991 00:43:09,292 --> 00:43:12,661 My father, he was a... 992 00:43:12,695 --> 00:43:14,329 [Speaking portuguese] _ 993 00:43:14,364 --> 00:43:17,466 - A rolling stone. - She put my hand there. 994 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:20,735 I didn't even move it. 995 00:43:20,770 --> 00:43:24,707 That is something exactly like my father would have said. 996 00:43:29,879 --> 00:43:31,414 Did that fatty actually cop a feel? 997 00:43:31,448 --> 00:43:32,948 He totally copped a feel. 998 00:43:32,983 --> 00:43:34,984 [Laughs] You got to be kidding me. 999 00:43:35,018 --> 00:43:37,420 I mean, what's up with that? 1000 00:43:37,454 --> 00:43:40,523 Shit, Mickey. What the hell you doing here? 1001 00:43:40,558 --> 00:43:42,425 Ah, from the store, right? 1002 00:43:42,460 --> 00:43:44,661 Oh, come on, Ian, don't be rude. 1003 00:43:44,695 --> 00:43:46,296 Invite your boyfriend back to my place. 1004 00:43:46,330 --> 00:43:47,998 I mean, the more the merrier, right? 1005 00:43:48,032 --> 00:43:50,033 [Chuckles] I'm sorry. 1006 00:43:50,068 --> 00:43:52,869 - What'd you call me? - What? 1007 00:43:52,904 --> 00:43:54,304 Oh, Jesus, Mickey! 1008 00:43:54,339 --> 00:43:55,606 Faggot. 1009 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,141 What the fuck did you call me, faggot? 1010 00:43:57,175 --> 00:43:59,343 Enough. Enough! 1011 00:43:59,377 --> 00:44:01,979 [Horn honking] 1012 00:44:04,082 --> 00:44:05,349 - What the fuck, Gallagher? - Shit, Mickey. 1013 00:44:05,383 --> 00:44:07,684 They're gonna call the cops. 1014 00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:10,220 - Are you okay? - Come on! 1015 00:44:10,255 --> 00:44:12,122 - Sorry. - Gallagher! 1016 00:44:12,157 --> 00:44:16,460 Sorry. I'll text you. 1017 00:44:16,494 --> 00:44:17,995 Ah, shit! 1018 00:44:27,371 --> 00:44:29,672 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1019 00:44:29,706 --> 00:44:32,875 [Laughs] 1020 00:44:32,910 --> 00:44:36,546 [Both laughing] 1021 00:44:41,852 --> 00:44:44,087 Where'd you learn this? 1022 00:44:44,122 --> 00:44:47,024 Nowhere. Just relax and enjoy. 1023 00:44:47,058 --> 00:44:48,692 You been watching porn without me? 1024 00:44:48,726 --> 00:44:50,327 'Cause, you know, I consider that cheating. 1025 00:44:50,362 --> 00:44:51,996 No, I haven't, 1026 00:44:52,030 --> 00:44:53,997 although I do consider that rule pretty unrealistic. 1027 00:44:54,032 --> 00:44:56,867 I just thought it up. 1028 00:44:56,901 --> 00:44:59,236 It's hot, right? 1029 00:44:59,270 --> 00:45:02,005 Maybe if I was licking it off you. 1030 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:04,541 I'm hungry. Trade places. 1031 00:45:04,576 --> 00:45:06,910 - No. - No? 1032 00:45:06,945 --> 00:45:11,214 [Chuckles] Since when do you turn down a BJ? 1033 00:45:11,249 --> 00:45:14,251 Your dick's not even hard. 1034 00:45:21,292 --> 00:45:24,295 What? I did a little manscaping. 1035 00:45:26,465 --> 00:45:28,299 Shit. 1036 00:45:28,333 --> 00:45:30,034 It's not my fault, okay? 1037 00:45:30,068 --> 00:45:32,803 What-- she's a pedophile! 1038 00:45:32,838 --> 00:45:35,806 Look, it was a sting operation. 1039 00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,741 Look, I took a picture for the cops. 1040 00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:41,778 Fuck the cops. They had their chance. 1041 00:45:41,813 --> 00:45:43,580 Shit. 1042 00:45:48,752 --> 00:45:51,587 [Sighs] 1043 00:45:53,023 --> 00:45:54,924 - Smells good. - What's with Mandy? 1044 00:45:54,958 --> 00:45:56,992 Ah, something she wanted to do. 1045 00:45:57,026 --> 00:45:59,628 - Where's Jimmy? - No idea. 1046 00:45:59,662 --> 00:46:01,663 What happened to your head, Carl? 1047 00:46:01,697 --> 00:46:03,131 - Lice. - Again? 1048 00:46:03,165 --> 00:46:04,599 Yeah, Frank shaved it. 1049 00:46:04,633 --> 00:46:06,668 Yeah, and he got me into a summer camp. 1050 00:46:06,702 --> 00:46:08,236 What? Why would he do that? 1051 00:46:08,271 --> 00:46:09,837 I don't know. But it's cool, right? 1052 00:46:09,872 --> 00:46:12,106 Yeah, it's awesome, Carl. 1053 00:46:15,478 --> 00:46:18,313 [Sighs] 1054 00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,822 [Door closes] 1055 00:46:32,162 --> 00:46:36,198 I'm gonna know my kid. 1056 00:46:36,232 --> 00:46:37,866 I'm gonna know my kid, 1057 00:46:37,900 --> 00:46:42,337 and you can't have a problem with that. 1058 00:46:42,372 --> 00:46:45,107 Look, I... 1059 00:46:45,141 --> 00:46:47,609 I don't care about Cheryl, V. 1060 00:46:47,644 --> 00:46:51,847 I used to, but she's nothing but a memory to me now. 1061 00:46:51,881 --> 00:46:53,883 And I'm sorry... 1062 00:46:53,917 --> 00:46:57,687 [Sighs] I didn't go see the notary. 1063 00:46:57,721 --> 00:47:02,324 But I would never leave you, ever. 1064 00:47:02,359 --> 00:47:05,227 You got to know that. 1065 00:47:07,730 --> 00:47:12,533 After everything we've been through, 1066 00:47:12,568 --> 00:47:16,403 you kind of just have to know that. 1067 00:47:19,374 --> 00:47:23,677 [Sobs] 1068 00:47:23,711 --> 00:47:26,580 Whoa. You just snotted the whole table. 1069 00:47:26,614 --> 00:47:28,415 [Laughter] 1070 00:47:28,450 --> 00:47:30,651 Kev? 1071 00:47:30,685 --> 00:47:31,718 Kev. 1072 00:47:31,753 --> 00:47:36,323 [Laughter] 1073 00:47:36,357 --> 00:47:37,657 What? What the fuck? 1074 00:47:37,692 --> 00:47:39,693 Are they laughing at me? 1075 00:47:39,727 --> 00:47:41,728 - No. - Yes. 1076 00:47:41,763 --> 00:47:43,063 - Fiona! - Fuck you! 1077 00:47:43,097 --> 00:47:45,098 - Excuse you? - Cheryl, listen-- 1078 00:47:45,133 --> 00:47:47,868 No, I'm done listening. Kyle, go pack our shit, now. 1079 00:47:47,902 --> 00:47:49,670 Cheryl, would you just listen to me? 1080 00:47:49,704 --> 00:47:51,338 You could've had this, and you want that? 1081 00:47:51,372 --> 00:47:52,940 She's some kind of nympho, 1082 00:47:52,974 --> 00:47:54,408 has three drawers full of dildos. 1083 00:47:54,442 --> 00:47:56,276 What you doing going through my shit, bitch? 1084 00:47:56,311 --> 00:47:57,544 What's a dildo? 1085 00:47:57,579 --> 00:47:59,113 Cheryl, would you just listen? 1086 00:47:59,147 --> 00:48:00,514 You're just as thick as the day I met you. 1087 00:48:00,549 --> 00:48:01,749 Cheryl, I get that you're mad, 1088 00:48:01,783 --> 00:48:03,450 but I want to be a father to Kyle. 1089 00:48:03,485 --> 00:48:05,419 Now, I'm gonna get you a place nearby. 1090 00:48:05,453 --> 00:48:07,521 He's not yours, Kev. He isn't even mine. 1091 00:48:07,555 --> 00:48:11,057 He's my sister's, you stupid piece of shit! 1092 00:48:13,761 --> 00:48:15,761 What did she say? 1093 00:48:15,796 --> 00:48:17,063 What did she say? 1094 00:48:17,097 --> 00:48:19,198 - What the fuck, bitch? - Get her, V! 1095 00:48:19,233 --> 00:48:21,300 I'll fuck you up! 1096 00:48:21,335 --> 00:48:23,270 [Screams] 1097 00:48:23,304 --> 00:48:24,538 Well, should we stop 'em, or--? 1098 00:48:24,572 --> 00:48:26,140 What, you want to lose an eye? 1099 00:48:26,174 --> 00:48:28,242 - Aah! - You're a crazy bitch! 1100 00:48:28,276 --> 00:48:30,144 - Kill her, V! - Aah! 1101 00:48:30,178 --> 00:48:33,047 Bitch, you come into my house 1102 00:48:33,081 --> 00:48:34,415 and make up some shit like that? 1103 00:48:34,449 --> 00:48:36,717 Get your hands off me, you dirty bitch! 1104 00:48:36,751 --> 00:48:41,221 [Screams] Get her off me! 1105 00:48:41,256 --> 00:48:44,224 - Shit, the TV! - No! 1106 00:48:44,259 --> 00:48:46,994 Not the TV! 1107 00:48:47,028 --> 00:48:48,729 Get the divorce papers, Kev. 1108 00:48:48,763 --> 00:48:51,298 - This bitch is about to sign. - I ain't signing shit! 1109 00:48:51,332 --> 00:48:55,002 This way, this way. [Screams] 1110 00:48:55,036 --> 00:48:56,303 If you want to walk away with four limbs, bitch, 1111 00:48:56,337 --> 00:48:58,438 you're gonna sign. Kev, the papers! 1112 00:48:58,473 --> 00:49:00,073 - Fuck you! - You're signing! 1113 00:49:00,108 --> 00:49:01,408 [Snap] Aah! 1114 00:49:01,442 --> 00:49:04,578 - Sign the papers. - Aah! 1115 00:49:04,612 --> 00:49:06,346 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 1116 00:49:06,381 --> 00:49:07,581 [Screams] 1117 00:49:07,615 --> 00:49:09,317 Sign it! 1118 00:49:09,351 --> 00:49:11,352 You could initial that. 1119 00:49:11,386 --> 00:49:14,822 [Grunts, panting] 1120 00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:21,728 Uh-uh, not one word. Just drive away. 1121 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,267 [Tires squeal] 1122 00:49:27,302 --> 00:49:28,435 Whoo. 1123 00:49:28,469 --> 00:49:30,670 Bitch, you so crazy. 1124 00:49:30,705 --> 00:49:32,472 Hell, yeah! 1125 00:49:32,507 --> 00:49:36,110 [All cheering] 1126 00:49:36,144 --> 00:49:38,278 Hell, yeah! 1127 00:49:41,650 --> 00:49:43,384 You're still here. 1128 00:49:43,418 --> 00:49:45,987 You think I'm getting in a car with that psycho? 1129 00:49:46,022 --> 00:49:47,990 Hey, uh, can I borrow your phone? 1130 00:49:48,024 --> 00:49:50,359 I need to call my mom-- my other mom. 1131 00:49:50,393 --> 00:49:53,496 Sure. 1132 00:49:53,531 --> 00:49:55,465 You want to eat dinner first? 1133 00:49:55,499 --> 00:49:58,902 - Sure. - Cool. 1134 00:50:02,273 --> 00:50:04,907 [Knock at door] 1135 00:50:10,848 --> 00:50:13,416 - You Blake? - [Shakily] Yes. 1136 00:50:13,451 --> 00:50:15,352 You're moving now, Blake. 1137 00:50:15,386 --> 00:50:17,988 - You're moving tonight. - Excuse me? 1138 00:50:18,022 --> 00:50:21,191 I don't excuse you, you sick bitch. 1139 00:50:21,225 --> 00:50:23,560 I don't excuse you 'cause you're hot 1140 00:50:23,595 --> 00:50:24,995 or 'cause you're blonde or 'cause 1141 00:50:25,030 --> 00:50:26,530 of what you've got between your legs. 1142 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:28,932 Come take a look. 1143 00:50:31,603 --> 00:50:33,203 You see that? 1144 00:50:33,238 --> 00:50:35,272 They're digging your grave. 1145 00:50:35,307 --> 00:50:38,209 And you want to be gone before they get down to six feet. 1146 00:50:38,243 --> 00:50:40,211 - How's it going, boys? - Good. 1147 00:50:40,245 --> 00:50:42,847 We dug the Berlanti grave in what, two hours? 1148 00:50:42,881 --> 00:50:44,448 But this dirt is nice and soft-- 1149 00:50:44,483 --> 00:50:47,451 - going a lot faster. - Ticktock. 1150 00:50:47,486 --> 00:50:49,311 Kid fucker. 1151 00:50:51,790 --> 00:50:54,025 [Sighs deeply] 1152 00:50:54,059 --> 00:50:56,384 - Hey. - Hey. 1153 00:50:58,397 --> 00:51:00,732 You looked stressed. 1154 00:51:00,767 --> 00:51:01,867 I do? 1155 00:51:01,901 --> 00:51:04,036 - How was your day? - Good. 1156 00:51:04,070 --> 00:51:06,372 How'd it go at the doctor? 1157 00:51:06,406 --> 00:51:10,777 Good. It's healing. 1158 00:51:23,091 --> 00:51:26,259 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1159 00:51:26,294 --> 00:51:30,631 [Crying] 1160 00:51:30,665 --> 00:51:32,799 The world's messed up. 1161 00:51:32,834 --> 00:51:35,303 So much ugly shit happens. 1162 00:51:35,337 --> 00:51:39,073 I don't know. Kev and V and-- 1163 00:51:42,611 --> 00:51:47,482 I trust you. 1164 00:51:47,516 --> 00:51:50,785 That's bigger to me than "I love you." 1165 00:51:50,819 --> 00:51:54,623 It's a bigger deal. 1166 00:51:54,657 --> 00:51:57,091 I trust you. 1167 00:51:57,126 --> 00:52:00,094 [Alan Yates Band's Place In The Sun] 1168 00:52:00,129 --> 00:52:06,802 ♪ ♪ 1169 00:52:06,837 --> 00:52:08,638 [Chuckles, sniffles] 1170 00:52:08,672 --> 00:52:11,208 ♪ ♪ 1171 00:52:11,242 --> 00:52:15,712 ♪ I don't wanna be jealous ♪ 1172 00:52:15,747 --> 00:52:19,516 ♪ I want to be happy for you ♪ 1173 00:52:19,551 --> 00:52:23,253 ♪ I don't wanna be petty ♪ 1174 00:52:26,724 --> 00:52:28,125 200? 1175 00:52:28,159 --> 00:52:30,628 No reason to waste a perfectly good grave. 1176 00:52:35,368 --> 00:52:39,304 ♪ I'm searching for my place in the sun ♪ 1177 00:52:39,339 --> 00:52:41,967 ♪ I'm reaching out for warm ♪ 1178 00:52:42,197 --> 00:52:44,533 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com