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For those of you who were
too lazy to tune in last week,
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this is what you missed
on Shameless...
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Thanks, Tim.
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Stay down.
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[Gasps] How long was that?
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Not long enough.
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City pools are filled
with city kids.
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You need at least 90 seconds.
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Cancer's opening up
a whole wonderful world for you.
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I was able to pull some strings
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and get you
these special cancer pills.
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- Will they cure my cancer?
- Depends on your attitude.
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I just got
my one-year chip
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from Sex Addicts Anonymous.
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- I'll go slow.
- Not gonna happen.
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Jody only wants to cuddle
and do it like missionaries.
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It's boring.
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If I kick it up a notch,
there's no stopping me.
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It's an addiction.
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I think everyone at work,
other than me,
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is blowing the manager.
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Princess, I got it.
Go take your break.
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It's a not a break, break.
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It's a "Bobby" break.
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They're all gonna realize
I'm not carrying
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my share of the load,
literally.
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Gotta save your sperm
for baby-making.
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This was
a baby-making session?
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Hoping so.
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[Beep] Daddy, it's Molly.
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Mommy died.
Please come.
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Who the fuck's Molly?
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She's my half-sister.
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That's just my girl penis.
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Looks exactly like a boy penis.
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Am I coming home with you?
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You don't need
to be playing house
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with Mandy Milkovich.
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Doing shit like this
signals something
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to a girl like Mandy.
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Sure you know what kind
of signals you're sending?
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Hey, Fiona, Ian,
you met my father.
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[Grunts] Who the fuck are you?
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It's Jimmy's dad.
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Were you trying to screw Lip?
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Ian.
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I would like to report
a negligent situation.
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Six kids living in squalor.
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No parental supervision.
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They're all criminals.
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That is an all-time low.
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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[High Strung's
The Luck You Got]
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♪
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♪ Think of all the luck
you got ♪
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♪ know that
it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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♪
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♪ Round up the friends
you got ♪
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♪ know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing
once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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[El Camino's Lawd Have Mercy]
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[Can rattling]
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[Chuckles]
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Fuck you, Gallagher.
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♪ Lord have mercy,
Lord have mercy ♪
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♪ Lord have mercy ♪
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♪ Lord have mercy,
Lord have mercy ♪
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Ahh.
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[Sighs]
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Dude, little man in the canoe.
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I'm sorry, but my game is off.
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How does a tongue
forget how to lick?
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It's the whole
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"my dad is gay
for your brother" thing.
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It's like on a film loop
in my brain.
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Ian's cock,
my dad's mouth--
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in, out, in, out.
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It's just sex.
He's still the same person.
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But is he?
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Because I'm rethinking
everything
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I even thought about him.
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Like in high school
when my friends came over,
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was he checking out
their asses?
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Or that guy,
Uncle Rick--
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his racquetball partner
with the feathered hair?
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- Uh-huh.
- Do not leave.
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Too hot in here anyway.
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Sheets are sticking to my back.
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And I gotta go to work.
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Be happy you have a real dad,
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not some thieving
alcoholic deadbeat
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who's puking
into the silverware drawer.
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[Knock at door]
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I--
[Exhales]
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Doin' some work on
the sewer main in a couple days,
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just wanted to warn ya.
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Warn us what?
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The water's gonna
be shut off for the day.
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Oh, thanks.
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[Chains rattling]
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Honey?
What is that for?
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Sex swing.
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Trying to see if it can bear
both of us at once.
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If not, I can get us
a four-post freestander.
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Oh, God.
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What--
is this--
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- aren't we--?
- It's fine.
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It's just with all the, um,
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shipments and everything.
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And just--
it's totally fine.
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It's just--
[Stammering]
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I'm just not used to being,
um, submissive.
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You can be the dom tomorrow.
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Okay. Oh, that's fine.
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It's good for us to grow...
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as people.
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[Toilet flushing]
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Shower's free.
Who's next?
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[Growls]
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Hey!
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She's not even related to us.
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Go pee downstairs.
Go.
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[Urinating]
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How long do you plan
on keeping Molly around?
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Till we find someone
to take him in.
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- Are you looking?
- Yeah.
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Good. Might as well
tell him he's a he,
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while you're at it.
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Mm, what--
what time is it?
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- Sex o'clock.
- Hey!
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Quick, before Carl gets back.
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- Yeah, no, I can't--
- I'm sleeping.
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I got to, uh-- I gotta
help Carl set up for day care.
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I thought
that was Debbie's job.
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Yeah, no, it is.
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She's just going
to the pool today,
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so I promised I'd supervise.
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Still sleeping.
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[Sniffs]
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What are your plans
for the day?
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Actually me and Kev are taking
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the ice cream truck to Indiana,
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going on a fireworks run.
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Can we come?
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Uh, no, we won't all fit
on the way back.
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You know, stash is probably
gonna take up,
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like, half the truck, so--
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Can you do it tomorrow?
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I really want us
to take Molly to the beach
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before the weekend
meatheads descend.
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Jesus.
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Other people exist, maybe?
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[Sniffs]
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No, I gotta get down there
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before the Roman candles
sell out.
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Hey, did you find any, uh,
Molly relatives?
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Tracked down a second cousin
in the Navy on Facebook.
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Did you post on his wall?
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Status says he's on sea duty.
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I'll do it when he gets back.
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I mean, um, when's that?
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Didn't say.
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Okay.
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Look, cage the ferret, okay?
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Day care parents
don't appreciate morning muff.
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[Chuckles]
Here you go. Good doggy.
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[Exhales]
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100.
100 seconds!
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Jimmy, I can't do breakfast,
set up for day care,
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and practice holding my breath
all at the same time.
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Oh, it's still broken.
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It's a finger, not your neck.
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Carl, can you set up
for day care?
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I need to get to the pool
at exactly 9:00 AM.
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- It's opening day.
- I'm feeding Liam.
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I can help.
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Thanks, Molly.
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Okay, wipe down the exersaucers
and teething toys,
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then check the nap-pads
for head-lice and boogers.
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That's a really pretty dress.
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It hides my girl penis.
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Mom said it's impolite
to show off my bulge.
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More coffee?
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Lip, Ian, come down here a sec!
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Okay, listen up, Gallaghers
and Milkoviches.
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They're digging up
the sewer main in a few days
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and shutting the water off,
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so we need to do laundry
and dishes beforehand.
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What about toilets?
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I guess we just
won't flush that day.
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Well, we could fill up buckets.
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Gross.
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He crippled or something?
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So helpful.
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Must be nice having a spouse.
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Wait, they're digging up
the lawn?
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Yeah.
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What about Aunt Ginger?
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[Knock at door] Incoming.
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[Rock music]
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Okay.
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I'll be back for dinner.
Buck up, kiddo.
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No biggie,
just my universe falling apart.
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Hey, there, fella.
[Sniffs]
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Ooh.
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Let's go take the Browns
to the Super Bowl, huh?
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Jesus!
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Guess who came by today.
The city.
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They're digging up the yard
to work on the sewer line.
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You need to find Aunt Ginger
before they do.
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Who?
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The dead relative
whose social security checks
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you've been cashing.
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You buried her, you unbury her.
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- Hand.
- Come on, Debs.
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Bye, Frank.
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[Brendan Benson's
The Light Of Day]
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♪
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♪ I don't care ♪
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♪ if I ever see
the light of day ♪
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♪
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You're not trying
to look at my dick, are you?
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No, no, I'm not.
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I'm not even
thinking about your dick...
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in my dad's mouth.
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- I'm not.
- Good, then don't.
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Yep. Not.
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Ian's dick
was in your dad's mouth?
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It's a figure of speech.
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It's like saying,
"none of your business.
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Your dick's
in my dad's mouth, man."
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Who says that?
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Gay dudes.
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- Is Ian gay?
- No, no.
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It was euphemistic.
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Is that what gay people
like to do?
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Jesus. Forget it.
I'm-- okay.
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Oh, uh, Jamie.
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You any good with power tools?
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Hey, Lip, I need your help.
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Oh, busy.
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Too busy to help your old man?
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Yes, forever.
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Hey, Ian?
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He's getting ready for work.
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Nice paint job.
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You got your shoes on?
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Yeah. Why?
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We're going over to Sheila's.
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Gonna grab some of dead Eddie's
heavy-duty machines.
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That fella
loved lawn equipment.
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But I'm sick.
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00:11:13,789 --> 00:11:15,390
You don't look sick to me.
265
00:11:15,424 --> 00:11:16,991
Cancer?
266
00:11:17,026 --> 00:11:20,895
Oh, the clinic called.
267
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,430
The pills worked.
268
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:24,699
No more cancer.
Congrats.
269
00:11:24,733 --> 00:11:26,868
- I'm not dying?
- No!
270
00:11:26,902 --> 00:11:28,770
- Can we have a party?
- You bet.
271
00:11:28,804 --> 00:11:31,239
Just as soon as we dig up
this old, dead crack whore.
272
00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:32,840
Come on, let's go.
273
00:11:32,875 --> 00:11:36,711
♪ I feel your love
in the atmosphere ♪
274
00:11:36,745 --> 00:11:38,179
♪ it's so hot now ♪
275
00:11:38,214 --> 00:11:40,181
♪ it's so hot now ♪
276
00:11:40,216 --> 00:11:43,585
♪ I feel your love
in the atmosphere ♪
277
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,787
♪ so hot now ♪
278
00:11:45,821 --> 00:11:49,090
[Indistinct distant chatter]
279
00:12:05,140 --> 00:12:07,742
Are you a lesbo?
280
00:12:07,776 --> 00:12:10,745
Um, no.
281
00:12:10,779 --> 00:12:12,580
Although I know many people
282
00:12:12,615 --> 00:12:15,016
who have had relations
with same sex individuals.
283
00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:17,018
I believe all people
should have the right
284
00:12:17,052 --> 00:12:18,286
to love whomever they choose.
285
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,488
And even though civil unions
286
00:12:20,522 --> 00:12:22,690
are legal in Illinois,
it isn't enough.
287
00:12:22,725 --> 00:12:24,626
Change is possible.
It starts with us and--
288
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,761
Stop staring at us, freak bag.
289
00:12:26,795 --> 00:12:28,863
And grow some tits.
290
00:12:30,399 --> 00:12:31,866
♪ So hot now ♪
291
00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:35,536
♪ I feel your love
in the atmosphere ♪
292
00:12:35,571 --> 00:12:37,105
♪ it's so hot now ♪
293
00:12:37,139 --> 00:12:39,841
♪ it's so hot now ♪
294
00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:42,443
♪ I feel your love
in the atmosphere ♪
295
00:12:42,478 --> 00:12:44,312
[Pounding upstairs]
296
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,980
[Chuckles] You hear that?
297
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,949
They're going for
the brass ring up there.
298
00:12:47,983 --> 00:12:50,385
I did that,
showed them the way--
299
00:12:50,419 --> 00:12:52,053
like a headlamp in a coal mine.
300
00:12:52,087 --> 00:12:54,989
You see, Frank Gallagher
knows people.
301
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:57,125
I-I just intuit.
302
00:12:57,159 --> 00:13:00,895
I was, uh-- I was
a psychology major
303
00:13:00,929 --> 00:13:03,164
for a semester.
304
00:13:03,198 --> 00:13:04,399
- Dad?
- Yeah?
305
00:13:04,433 --> 00:13:06,401
What's this?
306
00:13:06,435 --> 00:13:09,504
Uh, that's a pacifier
for your anus.
307
00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:12,073
[Knock at door]
308
00:13:17,179 --> 00:13:19,247
[Panting]
309
00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:22,016
They're early, Frank!
310
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:23,251
Hello.
311
00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:24,652
Can you be on baby duty?
312
00:13:24,687 --> 00:13:27,155
Looks like a priest
with a 'Nam vet.
313
00:13:27,189 --> 00:13:29,090
Hello?
314
00:13:29,124 --> 00:13:30,591
It's Father Pete.
315
00:13:30,626 --> 00:13:32,994
He's with a hospice patient,
a nun.
316
00:13:33,028 --> 00:13:35,863
They're out of room
at St. Steven's.
317
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,165
[Laughs]
318
00:13:37,199 --> 00:13:40,034
[Baby crying]
319
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,003
- Here.
- Oh, Hymie.
320
00:13:42,037 --> 00:13:43,438
Hey.
321
00:13:43,472 --> 00:13:45,940
Hey, nice to see you again,
Father Pete.
322
00:13:45,974 --> 00:13:48,876
And you too, Jody.
323
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,511
Hi, I'm Jody.
324
00:13:50,546 --> 00:13:53,381
[Sighs]
I'm sorry about the mess.
325
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:56,217
We've just been
a little preoccupied.
326
00:13:56,251 --> 00:13:57,719
Not at all.
327
00:13:57,753 --> 00:13:59,354
Careful, careful.
328
00:13:59,388 --> 00:14:02,357
She's not long for this world,
I'm afraid.
329
00:14:02,391 --> 00:14:03,925
- Oh.
- She's taken a vow of silence,
330
00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:05,960
so you don't have to worry
about her
331
00:14:05,994 --> 00:14:07,895
keeping you up all night
with her praying.
332
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,530
Oh.
333
00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:11,766
This is her pain medication.
334
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,301
- Great, yeah.
- And-- and--
335
00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:16,604
oh, and make sure
her iPad is always charged.
336
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:19,874
She can play Angry Birds
till the cows come home.
337
00:14:19,908 --> 00:14:21,743
Oh, well--
338
00:14:21,777 --> 00:14:24,212
that's just a, um,
harness for patients.
339
00:14:24,246 --> 00:14:27,215
- Uh-huh.
- Uh, shed key?
340
00:14:27,249 --> 00:14:29,817
On the fridge,
top of the fridge.
341
00:14:29,852 --> 00:14:32,587
Why are you orange?
342
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,122
Frank?
343
00:14:34,156 --> 00:14:35,223
[Baby crying]
344
00:14:35,257 --> 00:14:36,724
[Door opens]
345
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,062
I don't know what it is, red,
346
00:14:41,096 --> 00:14:43,498
but, uh, I feel less alone
in the world
347
00:14:43,532 --> 00:14:45,099
knowing I can drive across town
348
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:51,005
and find you here,
bent over cans of chicken stock.
349
00:14:53,675 --> 00:14:56,277
[Sighs]
Look. I-I'm sorry.
350
00:14:56,311 --> 00:15:00,148
Truly. I just--
351
00:15:00,182 --> 00:15:02,116
[Sighs]
352
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:05,186
Can you forgive a man
who's falling apart?
353
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:07,355
A little?
354
00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:10,992
Yeah.
355
00:15:11,026 --> 00:15:13,361
[Door opens]
356
00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:15,596
- Can I kiss you?
- No.
357
00:15:15,631 --> 00:15:16,831
Just a little.
358
00:15:20,135 --> 00:15:22,537
So listen.
359
00:15:22,571 --> 00:15:25,973
Um, I need somebody
to rob my house,
360
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:28,276
and I'm hoping you could help.
361
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:30,945
You want me to rob your house?
362
00:15:30,979 --> 00:15:32,713
Candace changed the locks
on the house--
363
00:15:32,748 --> 00:15:34,615
my goddamn house.
364
00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:35,950
And she won't let me back in,
365
00:15:35,984 --> 00:15:38,953
so I need someone
to steal my stuff.
366
00:15:38,987 --> 00:15:41,989
If I do it, the neighbors
might recognize me.
367
00:15:43,725 --> 00:15:45,726
You go in during daylight hours
368
00:15:45,761 --> 00:15:47,295
and you look like movers.
369
00:15:47,329 --> 00:15:50,164
You'll be fine.
370
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,233
Look, she stays up
till 3:00 AM
371
00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:54,635
drinking Stoli vanilla
and watching bowflex ads.
372
00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:58,039
She'll be unconscious
until well past noon.
373
00:16:00,609 --> 00:16:02,810
Okay, this could be
very lucrative for you.
374
00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:04,078
You can take anything you want.
375
00:16:04,112 --> 00:16:05,313
Come on, it's all insured.
376
00:16:05,347 --> 00:16:08,216
All I want
are my two Armani suits,
377
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,051
my Lucien Freud, and my bottle
378
00:16:10,085 --> 00:16:14,155
of 1990 Chateau Latour
Pauillac.
379
00:16:14,189 --> 00:16:15,523
What do you say?
380
00:16:15,557 --> 00:16:18,025
Will you do it?
381
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,232
- Frank?
- Yes, son?
382
00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:26,000
Why would a dude put his penis
383
00:16:26,034 --> 00:16:27,802
in another dude's mouth?
384
00:16:27,836 --> 00:16:31,405
Well, sometimes men discover
things about themselves
385
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:33,808
like they prefer male genitalia
386
00:16:33,842 --> 00:16:35,243
to female genitalia.
387
00:16:35,277 --> 00:16:36,811
Wait.
388
00:16:36,845 --> 00:16:39,247
So some guys
like to lick wieners?
389
00:16:39,281 --> 00:16:41,749
Well, I'm sure
at first they're attracted
390
00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,384
to each other's build.
391
00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:45,386
And once a connection
gets made,
392
00:16:45,420 --> 00:16:47,722
then the wieners get licked.
393
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,725
It's a scorcher today,
ain't it?
394
00:16:57,466 --> 00:16:59,534
Hey, Debs, how was the pool?
395
00:16:59,568 --> 00:17:01,536
Great.
Where are the swim diapers?
396
00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:05,673
Thanks. Uh, aisle nine.
397
00:17:05,707 --> 00:17:08,109
Aah!
398
00:17:08,143 --> 00:17:10,678
Did you put tacks in my drawer?
399
00:17:10,712 --> 00:17:13,714
My baby sister
shoulda got your job.
400
00:17:13,749 --> 00:17:15,182
It took my four months
to teach her
401
00:17:15,217 --> 00:17:17,418
how to swallow without gagging,
and for what?
402
00:17:17,452 --> 00:17:19,754
Yeah, it's not her fault
she got a lazy eye.
403
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:21,522
She was raised right.
404
00:17:21,557 --> 00:17:23,624
She don't think
she's better than nobody.
405
00:17:23,659 --> 00:17:25,560
I'm sorry about your sister,
406
00:17:25,594 --> 00:17:28,095
but I got five kids to feed.
407
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,734
Fiona?
408
00:17:33,769 --> 00:17:37,972
Oh, you know,
just employee shenanigans.
409
00:17:38,006 --> 00:17:41,008
You got coupons for this?
410
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:47,348
I've got an 11:00
ovarian cyst, an 11:30 UTI,
411
00:17:47,382 --> 00:17:48,749
and a preteen
pregnancy in the lobby.
412
00:17:48,784 --> 00:17:50,051
So can you tell me
why you're here
413
00:17:50,085 --> 00:17:51,519
when I just saw you
two weeks ago?
414
00:17:51,553 --> 00:17:53,120
We've been bangin' like bunnies
415
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,622
and I can't get pregnant.
I need another exam.
416
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:55,923
It won't change anything.
417
00:17:55,958 --> 00:17:57,358
But you said last time
I had a chance
418
00:17:57,392 --> 00:17:58,893
of getting pregnant.
419
00:17:58,927 --> 00:18:00,461
I believe I said
you had very little chance.
420
00:18:00,495 --> 00:18:02,263
I also used the words,
"highly unlikely"
421
00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:03,864
and "wildly improbable."
422
00:18:03,899 --> 00:18:06,534
You got my baby girl's
hopes up for nothing.
423
00:18:06,568 --> 00:18:08,569
I chose to mitigate
a difficult discussion
424
00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:10,371
with upbeat
and positive phrasings.
425
00:18:10,405 --> 00:18:11,539
I need to know the truth.
426
00:18:11,573 --> 00:18:12,974
Can I have a damn baby or not?
427
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:16,744
Put is this way,
you have a 99.999 chance
428
00:18:16,778 --> 00:18:20,081
of not getting pregnant,
nothing is impossible.
429
00:18:26,088 --> 00:18:28,556
So does, like, one penis
go into the other penis?
430
00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:30,224
Of course.
When gay dudes get horny,
431
00:18:30,258 --> 00:18:32,193
their pee holes open.
432
00:18:33,462 --> 00:18:35,796
[Jackhammering]
433
00:18:35,831 --> 00:18:37,164
Hey.
434
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,333
- Swim diapers.
- Thank God.
435
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,569
I've already had
to fish out two poops.
436
00:18:41,603 --> 00:18:44,005
Ew.
437
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,240
[Jackhammering]
438
00:18:46,274 --> 00:18:49,110
[Electric buzzing]
439
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,247
[Sparks]
440
00:18:53,281 --> 00:18:54,615
Daddy!
441
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:55,983
Hey. Whoa.
442
00:18:56,018 --> 00:18:57,318
You stink like bleach.
443
00:18:57,352 --> 00:18:59,120
Yeah, I was at the pool today.
444
00:18:59,154 --> 00:19:00,755
I stayed under for 112 seconds.
445
00:19:00,789 --> 00:19:02,823
- Hey, good for you!
- Yeah.
446
00:19:02,858 --> 00:19:05,660
Show those syphilis-ridden
turbo sluts a thing or two.
447
00:19:05,694 --> 00:19:06,861
They think they own the water
448
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,996
just 'cause they piss in it.
449
00:19:09,031 --> 00:19:10,865
[Clank] We hit something.
450
00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:12,500
What's that smell?
451
00:19:12,534 --> 00:19:14,635
- Ew.
- Whew.
452
00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:16,771
- The sewer line?
- Oh, man.
453
00:19:16,805 --> 00:19:19,440
You probably should
patch that up
454
00:19:19,474 --> 00:19:21,042
with some duct tape
and a t-shirt.
455
00:19:21,076 --> 00:19:23,177
Aah, God. Bleh.
456
00:19:23,211 --> 00:19:26,180
[Rock music]
457
00:19:26,214 --> 00:19:27,682
♪
458
00:19:27,716 --> 00:19:30,551
You sure we're digging
in the right spot?
459
00:19:30,585 --> 00:19:31,786
Ew!
[Coughs]
460
00:19:31,820 --> 00:19:33,387
Aah!
461
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:41,195
♪
462
00:19:41,229 --> 00:19:42,963
Man, I can't believe your wife
463
00:19:42,998 --> 00:19:44,632
actually came to your house.
464
00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:47,668
I thought V was gonna
rip her throat out.
465
00:19:47,703 --> 00:19:49,503
Yo, so what's up
with you and Mandy?
466
00:19:49,538 --> 00:19:50,971
You guys seem tight.
467
00:19:51,006 --> 00:19:52,673
I guess.
468
00:19:52,708 --> 00:19:54,341
She's gotten hella clingy.
469
00:19:54,376 --> 00:19:57,178
You rescued
her cross-dressing sibling.
470
00:19:57,212 --> 00:19:59,680
You swashbuckled
that shit, man.
471
00:19:59,715 --> 00:20:01,348
Seals the deal for a chick,
I'm serious.
472
00:20:01,383 --> 00:20:04,085
Girls take that hero crap
straight to the bank.
473
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,020
She cook for you now?
474
00:20:06,054 --> 00:20:08,522
- Fold your clothes?
- Sometimes.
475
00:20:08,557 --> 00:20:11,358
She stay over
more than four nights a week?
476
00:20:11,393 --> 00:20:13,260
Help you out with random stuff?
477
00:20:13,295 --> 00:20:15,930
Huh?
[Laughs]
478
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:18,866
Dude, you are ghetto married.
479
00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:20,868
Enjoy it.
You get all the perks,
480
00:20:20,902 --> 00:20:22,470
no paperwork.
481
00:20:22,504 --> 00:20:25,005
Guys would kill for that setup.
482
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,141
I kinda hate it.
483
00:20:27,175 --> 00:20:28,743
What's wrong with you, man?
484
00:20:28,777 --> 00:20:31,746
I think Karen
messed you up bad.
485
00:20:36,118 --> 00:20:38,486
Gun it.
486
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:42,189
♪
487
00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:44,208
Ah, good work.
488
00:20:51,633 --> 00:20:54,068
[Knock at door]
489
00:20:54,102 --> 00:20:56,070
[Baby crying]
490
00:20:56,104 --> 00:20:58,239
Get your act together, lady.
491
00:20:58,273 --> 00:20:59,673
[Sighs]
492
00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:03,344
I got day-old chuck,
two-day-old sirloin,
493
00:21:03,378 --> 00:21:05,679
couple of
partially soft bagels,
494
00:21:05,714 --> 00:21:08,816
and, like, two gallons
of nearly expired mayo.
495
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,551
Oh, and a sheet cake.
496
00:21:10,585 --> 00:21:12,720
Joanie was late
picking up her kid again.
497
00:21:12,754 --> 00:21:14,155
And guess what the excuse was.
498
00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,656
- Flat tire?
- Flat tire.
499
00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,024
It's not the homo thing
that gets me,
500
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:18,325
'cause gays hit on me
all the time
501
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,426
and it doesn't bother me.
502
00:21:19,461 --> 00:21:20,528
Of course they do.
503
00:21:20,562 --> 00:21:21,595
You wear designer jeans
504
00:21:21,630 --> 00:21:22,997
and coconut hair product.
505
00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,365
You're like gay flypaper.
506
00:21:24,399 --> 00:21:26,500
"Haddy birthday Juby?"
507
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,335
Bakery guy is dyslexic.
508
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,904
- Where's Frank?
- Haven't seen him.
509
00:21:29,938 --> 00:21:31,539
Well, he's gotta
fill in that hole
510
00:21:31,573 --> 00:21:33,040
where Ginger was,
it reeks out there.
511
00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:34,375
He forgot where he buried her.
512
00:21:34,409 --> 00:21:35,876
You're kidding.
513
00:21:35,911 --> 00:21:37,678
We couldn't find her.
514
00:21:37,712 --> 00:21:40,047
And Carl busted the sewer line.
515
00:21:40,081 --> 00:21:41,882
Wait.
You picking up guitar?
516
00:21:41,917 --> 00:21:43,851
Bitches at work giving me shit.
517
00:21:43,885 --> 00:21:45,186
Thumb tacks
in my change drawer.
518
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,420
You believe that?
519
00:21:46,454 --> 00:21:47,688
Holy shit.
520
00:21:47,722 --> 00:21:50,357
Yep. Yeah, we did good.
521
00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,959
- Boomtown was good to us.
- Yeah.
522
00:21:51,993 --> 00:21:53,894
Blowing up
the Hancock building?
523
00:21:53,929 --> 00:21:55,262
No, we don't have
any more room in the truck.
524
00:21:55,297 --> 00:21:56,964
- Can we store some here?
- Are you nuts?
525
00:21:56,998 --> 00:21:58,465
Look at that kid's face.
526
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,701
I promise I'll put it
in a no-Carl zone.
527
00:22:00,735 --> 00:22:02,269
As if that exists.
528
00:22:02,304 --> 00:22:04,238
- Don't touch it.
- Go wash your face, pyro.
529
00:22:04,272 --> 00:22:06,073
Mandy, make yourself useful.
Set the table.
530
00:22:06,107 --> 00:22:07,808
You want pop, beer,
or ice water?
531
00:22:07,843 --> 00:22:09,610
Uh, water's good.
Thanks.
532
00:22:09,644 --> 00:22:11,445
Put these on Lip's bed.
533
00:22:15,183 --> 00:22:17,818
- She's out in a week, okay?
- Which one?
534
00:22:19,187 --> 00:22:20,621
[Sighs]
535
00:22:20,655 --> 00:22:21,922
What's with Jimmy?
536
00:22:21,957 --> 00:22:23,657
That shit with his dad?
537
00:22:23,692 --> 00:22:25,125
He's pretty broken up about it.
538
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,494
No one's dead, wounded,
or incarcerated.
539
00:22:27,529 --> 00:22:30,264
What do you expect?
Rich kid from the North Side--
540
00:22:30,298 --> 00:22:31,665
It's his first
big family crisis.
541
00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:33,100
He's taking it pretty hard.
542
00:22:33,134 --> 00:22:35,302
Left side of your mouth.
543
00:22:35,337 --> 00:22:37,137
- Other left.
- Dude's got daddy issues.
544
00:22:37,172 --> 00:22:39,573
- No wonder you dig him.
- I can hear you.
545
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,308
Hey, Lip, go reorganize
the truck.
546
00:22:41,343 --> 00:22:43,811
Put the weed in the fridge,
poppers in the freezer.
547
00:22:43,845 --> 00:22:45,446
Put the smokes on top
and the bangers
548
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:46,947
- underneath the seats.
- Yep.
549
00:22:46,982 --> 00:22:48,148
I'll help.
550
00:22:48,183 --> 00:22:49,483
Cake for dinner?
551
00:22:49,517 --> 00:22:50,918
I gotta get to the Alibi.
552
00:22:50,952 --> 00:22:52,820
Hey, what did the doc
say this morning?
553
00:22:52,854 --> 00:22:55,322
Never had a chance to go.
554
00:22:55,357 --> 00:22:57,625
Okay. I love you.
Mwah.
555
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,631
[Door shuts]
556
00:23:08,603 --> 00:23:10,638
Hey.
557
00:23:10,672 --> 00:23:12,106
What about a surrogate?
558
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:14,275
- You offering?
- Hell no.
559
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:16,343
Bet you could find someone good
on Craigslist.
560
00:23:16,378 --> 00:23:18,812
Bitch gets paid,
IVF docs gets paid,
561
00:23:18,847 --> 00:23:20,414
medical bills,
maternity clothes,
562
00:23:20,448 --> 00:23:21,849
lawyer fee, contract fees.
563
00:23:21,883 --> 00:23:23,250
Low end? 40 grand.
564
00:23:23,285 --> 00:23:24,585
Need a truckload
of slave-play
565
00:23:24,619 --> 00:23:26,587
to raise that kinda scratch.
566
00:23:26,621 --> 00:23:28,155
What'll you do?
567
00:23:28,189 --> 00:23:30,524
Something.
568
00:23:30,558 --> 00:23:34,428
Sister, I so admire
the vow you've taken.
569
00:23:34,462 --> 00:23:36,664
It takes such strength
570
00:23:36,698 --> 00:23:39,333
to resist the lure
of temptation,
571
00:23:39,367 --> 00:23:43,704
verbally or otherwise.
572
00:23:44,839 --> 00:23:46,840
[Clatter upstairs] Oh!
573
00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:49,810
Oh, sister, I'm--
I'm so sorry.
574
00:23:49,844 --> 00:23:52,146
Jody and I are just
experimenting
575
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:54,949
with new liberties.
576
00:23:54,983 --> 00:23:57,484
[Drill whirring]
577
00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:01,655
As you know, our bodies
are God's temple,
578
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:05,426
and it's as if we're adding on
a little wing or two.
579
00:24:08,396 --> 00:24:11,632
So there's no way in the world
580
00:24:11,666 --> 00:24:13,634
you would ever talk?
581
00:24:13,668 --> 00:24:15,703
[Drilling]
582
00:24:18,006 --> 00:24:21,241
[Sighs] Oh, sister.
583
00:24:21,276 --> 00:24:24,511
Jody is pushing me
to new levels.
584
00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,647
It's completely my fault.
585
00:24:26,681 --> 00:24:28,415
He warned me not to go
586
00:24:28,450 --> 00:24:31,652
through this gateway with him,
587
00:24:31,686 --> 00:24:33,187
but I wouldn't listen.
588
00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:35,356
And now I can't
find my way back.
589
00:24:35,390 --> 00:24:37,691
[Crying] I've never had
so many things
590
00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:43,597
inserted into so many
parts of my body at once!
591
00:24:43,631 --> 00:24:48,435
Have I encouraged him
to overstep his boundaries?
592
00:24:48,470 --> 00:24:50,704
Or am I helping him to create
593
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:53,540
new and--
and healthy ones?
594
00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:00,514
Because I admit,
595
00:25:00,548 --> 00:25:04,585
inflicting sexual pain
596
00:25:04,619 --> 00:25:08,288
gives me great pleasure.
597
00:25:10,492 --> 00:25:13,761
You ready, mama?
Batteries are charged!
598
00:25:13,795 --> 00:25:15,929
Oh, sister,
I feel so much better.
599
00:25:15,964 --> 00:25:20,934
Thank you for letting me
get that off my chest.
600
00:25:20,969 --> 00:25:23,170
Oh, you're a good one.
601
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:29,109
Gloves?
602
00:25:29,144 --> 00:25:32,146
Got some cuts
on my hands at work.
603
00:25:33,715 --> 00:25:36,183
- I think it's dry.
- Oh, sorry.
604
00:25:36,517 --> 00:25:38,251
Oh, my God.
605
00:25:38,286 --> 00:25:39,720
I just realized.
606
00:25:39,754 --> 00:25:41,922
That huge fight
that dad had with Mr. Ward,
607
00:25:41,956 --> 00:25:43,357
my gay seventh grade
science teacher--
608
00:25:43,391 --> 00:25:44,491
I thought it was because
of the crappy grade
609
00:25:44,525 --> 00:25:45,759
I got on my bread mold project,
610
00:25:45,793 --> 00:25:46,993
but they kept on
excusing themselves
611
00:25:47,028 --> 00:25:48,261
to discuss it in private.
612
00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:50,163
I am such an idiot.
613
00:25:50,198 --> 00:25:51,932
And that wedding
that we went to in Hawaii
614
00:25:51,966 --> 00:25:53,600
when I was in high school--
me, mom, and Chip
615
00:25:53,634 --> 00:25:55,068
went to bed early
and dad stayed up dancing
616
00:25:55,103 --> 00:25:57,504
all night with the best man.
617
00:25:57,538 --> 00:25:58,939
I guess what really gets me
618
00:25:58,973 --> 00:26:00,540
is that he couldn't
tell me the truth.
619
00:26:00,575 --> 00:26:01,742
I mean, did he think
I wouldn't accept him
620
00:26:01,776 --> 00:26:03,009
or that I'd think less of him?
621
00:26:03,044 --> 00:26:04,711
Why didn't he trust me?
622
00:26:04,746 --> 00:26:06,079
Am I the only one
who didn't know?
623
00:26:06,114 --> 00:26:07,547
Does my brother know?
624
00:26:07,582 --> 00:26:09,049
Oh, I bet you my brother knows.
625
00:26:09,083 --> 00:26:12,052
[Take Me Out To The Coast
by Waters]
626
00:26:12,086 --> 00:26:16,523
♪
627
00:26:16,557 --> 00:26:18,692
♪ And I was wrong ♪
628
00:26:18,726 --> 00:26:23,497
♪ to believe in myself ♪
629
00:26:23,531 --> 00:26:26,500
♪ I can't belong to a scene ♪
630
00:26:26,534 --> 00:26:28,201
♪ and no one else ♪
631
00:26:28,236 --> 00:26:30,370
Wait, so there's
butthole involved?
632
00:26:30,405 --> 00:26:33,607
Sometimes, not always.
633
00:26:33,641 --> 00:26:35,075
Hey. Ian and I are gonna
go get high
634
00:26:35,109 --> 00:26:36,710
and watch Family Guy.
You wanna come?
635
00:26:36,744 --> 00:26:38,211
Uh, no, I've been
driving all day.
636
00:26:38,246 --> 00:26:39,579
I'm exhausted.
637
00:26:39,614 --> 00:26:40,714
Doing a night load.
638
00:26:40,748 --> 00:26:44,050
Any takers?
639
00:26:44,085 --> 00:26:45,185
Here you go.
640
00:26:45,219 --> 00:26:46,720
Lip, nothing?
641
00:26:46,754 --> 00:26:48,355
Did ours this afternoon.
642
00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:50,123
Maybe next time
you wanna throw in
643
00:26:50,158 --> 00:26:52,692
Debbie or Carl or Liam's
with yours.
644
00:26:52,727 --> 00:26:55,896
Sure, no problem.
645
00:26:55,930 --> 00:26:57,597
Hey, if you change your mind,
646
00:26:57,632 --> 00:26:59,199
come down, okay?
647
00:26:59,233 --> 00:27:01,201
Mwah.
648
00:27:04,439 --> 00:27:07,774
I need to know
where the gay wieners go.
649
00:27:07,809 --> 00:27:10,644
[Sighs]
650
00:27:10,678 --> 00:27:13,079
You know how you plunge
a toilet when it's backed up?
651
00:27:13,114 --> 00:27:14,281
Yeah.
652
00:27:14,315 --> 00:27:15,982
Think of it as one dude
653
00:27:16,017 --> 00:27:17,818
plunging another dude's toilet.
654
00:27:17,852 --> 00:27:20,821
♪
655
00:27:20,855 --> 00:27:24,090
♪ Take us out to the coast ♪
656
00:27:24,125 --> 00:27:29,729
♪ and we'll find our way, oh ♪
657
00:27:29,764 --> 00:27:31,164
Could always adopt.
658
00:27:31,199 --> 00:27:32,632
I don't want
someone else's kid.
659
00:27:32,667 --> 00:27:34,167
I want a little punk
with your pretty eyes
660
00:27:34,202 --> 00:27:38,071
and your crooked smile.
661
00:27:38,105 --> 00:27:39,673
I don't know, V, at some point
662
00:27:39,707 --> 00:27:44,077
we might have to accept
that it's not meant to be.
663
00:27:44,111 --> 00:27:47,347
Not meant to be?
664
00:27:47,381 --> 00:27:49,516
Was I meant to get an STD at 17
665
00:27:49,550 --> 00:27:51,084
from some lame-ass rapper
666
00:27:51,118 --> 00:27:53,086
that would trash my tubes?
667
00:27:53,120 --> 00:27:54,654
Was I meant to Google him
all afternoon
668
00:27:54,689 --> 00:27:56,623
to find out he has eight kids?
669
00:27:56,657 --> 00:27:58,492
Was I meant to friend him
on Facebook
670
00:27:58,526 --> 00:28:00,527
to write on his wall
some psychotic rant
671
00:28:00,561 --> 00:28:02,095
about how he ruined my life?
672
00:28:02,129 --> 00:28:04,197
- Baby, it's okay.
- No, it's not.
673
00:28:04,232 --> 00:28:05,632
Fuck his weak-ass rhymes,
674
00:28:05,666 --> 00:28:07,434
fuck that
tree frog-lookin' doctor,
675
00:28:07,468 --> 00:28:09,436
and fuck all the fuckin' money
I spent on condoms
676
00:28:09,470 --> 00:28:11,004
for the last 20 years.
677
00:28:11,038 --> 00:28:12,272
And fuck you for acting like
you don't wanna
678
00:28:12,306 --> 00:28:15,976
- fight harder for this.
- Whoa.
679
00:28:16,010 --> 00:28:19,946
You know I do,
more than anything.
680
00:28:19,981 --> 00:28:23,617
Then let's fight.
681
00:28:23,651 --> 00:28:25,852
[Laughs]
682
00:28:34,662 --> 00:28:36,563
Enough with the kicking!
683
00:28:36,597 --> 00:28:38,965
- Christ!
- Where is she?
684
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,434
I can't--
I give up.
685
00:28:41,469 --> 00:28:42,802
I need sleep.
686
00:28:42,837 --> 00:28:44,037
Let me spell this out for you.
687
00:28:44,071 --> 00:28:45,472
The city digs up some bones.
688
00:28:45,506 --> 00:28:46,773
The police show up.
689
00:28:46,807 --> 00:28:48,775
They figure out
it's Aunt Ginger.
690
00:28:48,809 --> 00:28:50,377
They date the bones.
691
00:28:50,411 --> 00:28:52,345
They realize she's been dead
for 14 years.
692
00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:54,648
And yet,
her social security checks
693
00:28:54,682 --> 00:28:57,284
are being cashed every month.
694
00:28:57,318 --> 00:28:59,653
This isn't a DUI, Frank.
695
00:28:59,687 --> 00:29:01,888
You buried a body and you stole
696
00:29:01,923 --> 00:29:03,223
from the Federal Government.
697
00:29:03,257 --> 00:29:06,826
You will never
get out of prison.
698
00:29:06,861 --> 00:29:09,296
Think about it.
699
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,167
Fuck.
700
00:29:14,201 --> 00:29:18,038
[Gunshots]
701
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,175
Hey.
You know the guy
702
00:29:22,209 --> 00:29:24,144
you beat the shit out of
at that club?
703
00:29:24,178 --> 00:29:26,246
He wants me to sneak
into his mansion,
704
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:28,048
take all of his crap.
705
00:29:28,082 --> 00:29:29,583
Really?
706
00:29:29,617 --> 00:29:31,351
Hilarious.
[Gunshot]
707
00:29:31,385 --> 00:29:35,355
He can't get it himself.
Divorce.
708
00:29:35,389 --> 00:29:36,556
Says I can take
whatever I want.
709
00:29:36,591 --> 00:29:38,091
He's loaded.
You want in?
710
00:29:38,125 --> 00:29:42,495
[Gunshots]
711
00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:44,831
Jesus!
Use blanks, maybe?
712
00:29:44,865 --> 00:29:45,999
Fuck.
713
00:29:46,033 --> 00:29:47,534
Can I bring my cousins?
714
00:29:47,568 --> 00:29:49,169
- Yeah.
- All right.
715
00:29:49,203 --> 00:29:51,571
I'm in.
[Gunshot]
716
00:29:51,606 --> 00:29:52,906
I don't know what you see
717
00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:55,508
in that geriatric viagroid.
718
00:29:55,543 --> 00:29:57,444
He buys me stuff,
orders me room service.
719
00:29:57,478 --> 00:29:59,045
[Gunshots]
720
00:30:02,149 --> 00:30:03,883
He isn't afraid to kiss me.
721
00:30:03,918 --> 00:30:07,787
[Ice cream truck chimes]
722
00:30:10,491 --> 00:30:11,758
Yeah, we're low on joints.
723
00:30:11,792 --> 00:30:13,126
I got extra weed in the fridge,
724
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,561
but it needs rolling.
725
00:30:14,595 --> 00:30:16,796
You guys look like
you could use some help.
726
00:30:16,831 --> 00:30:20,066
- Yeah, that'd be great.
- No, we're good, thanks.
727
00:30:20,101 --> 00:30:21,134
Can you roll us some spliffs?
728
00:30:21,168 --> 00:30:23,036
Sure.
We need papers.
729
00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:24,638
Right there.
730
00:30:24,672 --> 00:30:27,307
You guys are really killing it.
731
00:30:27,341 --> 00:30:29,142
Whoa, you are a giant.
732
00:30:29,176 --> 00:30:31,411
Ask me if I play basketball
and I'll punch your nuts.
733
00:30:31,445 --> 00:30:33,046
What do you want?
734
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,748
Two fountains,
a pack of sparklers,
735
00:30:34,782 --> 00:30:36,316
three joints, and a bomb pop.
736
00:30:36,350 --> 00:30:38,818
Hey, you got any
community service hours left?
737
00:30:38,853 --> 00:30:41,287
- Why?
- Molly could help, he offered.
738
00:30:41,322 --> 00:30:42,822
No. You know what?
I'm covered.
739
00:30:42,857 --> 00:30:45,425
Actually we're good here too.
You can go home.
740
00:30:45,459 --> 00:30:46,893
You know what?
Have her stick around.
741
00:30:46,927 --> 00:30:48,328
I gotta hit the Alibi
in ten minutes away.
742
00:30:48,362 --> 00:30:49,562
- I can handle it.
- I'm good to stay.
743
00:30:49,597 --> 00:30:52,999
No, please just
go home, Mandy--
744
00:30:53,034 --> 00:30:56,970
to your own fucking house,
for once.
745
00:31:06,647 --> 00:31:09,349
That was harsh.
746
00:31:09,383 --> 00:31:12,085
[Toilet flushes]
747
00:31:21,362 --> 00:31:23,797
[Exhales]
748
00:31:23,831 --> 00:31:25,331
Really, ladies?
749
00:31:25,366 --> 00:31:28,902
Really funny.
[Knocking]
750
00:31:31,072 --> 00:31:32,972
[Phone line trilling]
751
00:31:33,007 --> 00:31:34,374
Hi, this is Fiona.
752
00:31:34,408 --> 00:31:36,009
I'm working register two.
753
00:31:36,043 --> 00:31:37,811
I'm locked in the bathroom.
754
00:31:37,845 --> 00:31:40,180
I did try the knob.
755
00:31:40,214 --> 00:31:43,083
Fine. I'll try again.
756
00:31:49,323 --> 00:31:52,992
On what planet
is it cool for you
757
00:31:53,027 --> 00:31:55,028
to take a smoke break
in the employee bathroom?
758
00:31:55,062 --> 00:31:57,130
I don't even smoke Parliaments.
759
00:31:57,164 --> 00:31:59,733
[Rock music]
760
00:31:59,767 --> 00:32:02,836
♪ I remember ♪
761
00:32:02,870 --> 00:32:06,506
♪ how I played
the fool for you ♪
762
00:32:06,540 --> 00:32:11,478
♪ now I'm just a fool ♪
763
00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:16,916
♪ until you do this every time ♪
764
00:32:16,951 --> 00:32:19,753
♪ that I wake ♪
765
00:32:19,787 --> 00:32:24,991
♪ is a number that sings ♪
766
00:32:25,025 --> 00:32:32,999
♪
767
00:32:34,769 --> 00:32:37,403
Holy crap,
congrats on your puberty.
768
00:32:37,438 --> 00:32:40,340
Yeah, your tits look great.
769
00:32:40,374 --> 00:32:42,008
Thanks.
770
00:32:42,042 --> 00:32:44,277
You know, they always say
it happens overnight.
771
00:32:44,311 --> 00:32:45,545
Go for a swim.
772
00:32:45,579 --> 00:32:46,913
Try out your new bod.
773
00:32:46,947 --> 00:32:49,215
Okay.
774
00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:57,257
♪
775
00:33:01,328 --> 00:33:02,762
It's my fourth.
776
00:33:02,797 --> 00:33:04,030
I don't care if it's your 44th.
777
00:33:04,064 --> 00:33:06,032
We don't do buybacks.
778
00:33:06,066 --> 00:33:08,301
- I'm broke.
- Hey, news flash, princess.
779
00:33:08,335 --> 00:33:11,571
So is 150%
of the patronage here.
780
00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:14,440
Oh, there she is.
Welcome back.
781
00:33:14,475 --> 00:33:15,942
How was your vacay?
782
00:33:15,976 --> 00:33:17,911
Oh, I went surfing,
got hit by a jet ski,
783
00:33:17,945 --> 00:33:19,879
- saw a dolphin masturbate.
- Yeah?
784
00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:22,382
Well, my finger's broken,
my parents are divorced,
785
00:33:22,416 --> 00:33:24,784
- and my dad's a fairy, so--
- A fairy?
786
00:33:24,819 --> 00:33:26,319
Hello, 1983.
787
00:33:26,353 --> 00:33:28,221
Did you get my CO2 tanks?
788
00:33:28,255 --> 00:33:29,722
Yeah. Hey, can you
make it quick?
789
00:33:29,757 --> 00:33:30,890
I gotta get out of here.
790
00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:33,827
- Yeah, yeah.
- Thank you.
791
00:33:33,861 --> 00:33:35,395
Hey.
792
00:33:35,429 --> 00:33:38,832
You know, not for nothin',
but, uh,
793
00:33:38,866 --> 00:33:41,434
no one likes to hear
a grown man whine.
794
00:33:41,468 --> 00:33:44,504
It's like the verbal equivalent
of a dude wearing uggs.
795
00:33:44,538 --> 00:33:46,439
Yeah, well, I appreciate
the sympathy, thanks.
796
00:33:46,473 --> 00:33:47,774
Get over it.
797
00:33:47,808 --> 00:33:49,475
Fiona doesn't have room for it.
798
00:33:49,510 --> 00:33:50,643
She's busting her ass
just to keep food on the table.
799
00:33:50,678 --> 00:33:52,278
Good denizens of Cook County,
800
00:33:52,313 --> 00:33:54,013
I have a proposition.
801
00:33:54,048 --> 00:33:56,249
[All murmuring]
What the fuck is it now, Frank?!
802
00:33:56,283 --> 00:33:57,617
Do you remember--
803
00:33:57,651 --> 00:33:59,452
do you remember the holdup
804
00:33:59,486 --> 00:34:02,856
of that jewelry store
on South Ashland in '92?
805
00:34:02,890 --> 00:34:04,290
Oh, yeah, sure.
806
00:34:04,325 --> 00:34:05,825
Bastards cleaned out
these poor spics
807
00:34:05,860 --> 00:34:07,827
of every piece of crap
that they had.
808
00:34:07,862 --> 00:34:08,995
That was my mother.
809
00:34:09,029 --> 00:34:10,430
She did the heist.
810
00:34:10,464 --> 00:34:13,967
And I think she buried the crap
in my backyard.
811
00:34:14,001 --> 00:34:15,201
How do you know that?
812
00:34:15,236 --> 00:34:16,803
Well, she stashed it somewhere
813
00:34:16,837 --> 00:34:18,872
and then she forgot where.
814
00:34:18,906 --> 00:34:21,808
So the other day
I was planting some basil.
815
00:34:21,842 --> 00:34:23,843
I've recently gotten
back into gardening.
816
00:34:23,878 --> 00:34:26,679
And I found this.
817
00:34:26,714 --> 00:34:28,548
Shit, is that gold?
818
00:34:28,582 --> 00:34:29,949
Could be.
819
00:34:29,984 --> 00:34:31,284
Pretty dirty,
gotta get it appraised.
820
00:34:31,318 --> 00:34:33,786
The point being,
this is only the tip
821
00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:35,288
of the golden iceberg.
822
00:34:35,322 --> 00:34:38,024
Now I can't dig it
all up by myself.
823
00:34:38,058 --> 00:34:40,894
So I will give a sizeable cut
824
00:34:40,928 --> 00:34:43,630
to anyone who helps me
unearth it.
825
00:34:43,664 --> 00:34:44,998
So who's with me?
826
00:34:45,032 --> 00:34:47,400
[Sparse chuckles]
827
00:34:49,370 --> 00:34:51,404
- Fuck it. Why not?
- I'm in.
828
00:34:51,438 --> 00:34:53,973
There you go.
Bravo, soldiers.
829
00:34:54,008 --> 00:34:56,042
Onward, onward.
Let's go.
830
00:34:56,076 --> 00:34:57,744
- Let's do it.
- That's the spirit.
831
00:34:57,778 --> 00:35:00,146
This is what
made America great.
832
00:35:14,461 --> 00:35:18,364
Ew, period! Period!
833
00:35:18,399 --> 00:35:22,802
[Laughter]
834
00:35:34,081 --> 00:35:37,050
Hey. What'd I miss
at the pool?
835
00:35:40,554 --> 00:35:43,523
[Cooing]
836
00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:50,797
- Should we--
- Let's just make sure
837
00:35:50,831 --> 00:35:52,799
we explored all other options.
838
00:35:52,833 --> 00:35:54,801
Okay.
839
00:35:54,835 --> 00:35:57,036
What about that maid
you used to work with?
840
00:35:57,071 --> 00:35:59,405
Chantrelle?
Too crazy.
841
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:01,607
How about Macie
down at the old folks home?
842
00:36:01,642 --> 00:36:03,142
- Too medicated.
- Fiona?
843
00:36:03,177 --> 00:36:05,611
Too white.
844
00:36:05,646 --> 00:36:07,547
Really?
Is that a concern of yours?
845
00:36:07,581 --> 00:36:09,949
I want it to have
my genetic material,
846
00:36:09,984 --> 00:36:11,551
or at least look like it does.
847
00:36:11,585 --> 00:36:13,152
What about
your cousin Sharonda?
848
00:36:13,187 --> 00:36:14,654
I called her this morning.
849
00:36:14,688 --> 00:36:17,056
She fell off the wagon,
was fried by noon.
850
00:36:17,091 --> 00:36:18,992
Well, what about
your other cousin?
851
00:36:19,026 --> 00:36:20,393
You know, the, uh, pretty one?
852
00:36:20,427 --> 00:36:22,261
Oh, the pretty one?
853
00:36:22,296 --> 00:36:24,564
No, 'cause I want our kid
to look pretty like you.
854
00:36:24,598 --> 00:36:27,166
- I mean--
- She's 13.
855
00:36:27,201 --> 00:36:28,768
Wow.
856
00:36:28,802 --> 00:36:31,237
She seems older.
857
00:36:31,271 --> 00:36:33,606
[Broom sweeping]
858
00:36:37,778 --> 00:36:39,779
[Grunts]
859
00:36:39,813 --> 00:36:42,281
Aah. Jesus.
[Grunts]
860
00:36:42,316 --> 00:36:44,784
Mother of Christ, it stinks.
861
00:36:44,818 --> 00:36:46,986
There's so much shit
in the yard.
862
00:36:47,021 --> 00:36:48,755
Shut up and keep digging.
863
00:36:48,789 --> 00:36:50,990
The one arm wonder's
making more progress than you.
864
00:36:51,025 --> 00:36:53,326
This is as far as you got?
865
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:56,162
Don't judge!
866
00:36:56,196 --> 00:36:59,165
Frank, do you know for certain
867
00:36:59,199 --> 00:37:01,434
there's jewelry
buried out here?
868
00:37:01,468 --> 00:37:04,303
Uh, you know what?
869
00:37:04,338 --> 00:37:06,105
Try along that fence there.
870
00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:09,542
I saw her rootin' around
in there like a badger.
871
00:37:11,211 --> 00:37:12,712
Wowee.
872
00:37:12,746 --> 00:37:14,680
Is it desert storm night
at the cheesecake factory?
873
00:37:14,715 --> 00:37:17,016
Why are you
acting like a dick to Mandy?
874
00:37:17,051 --> 00:37:18,718
I think that qualifies as
875
00:37:18,752 --> 00:37:20,386
none of your fuckin' business.
876
00:37:20,421 --> 00:37:22,021
Well, she called me
from aunt's house,
877
00:37:22,056 --> 00:37:23,623
said you told her to go home.
878
00:37:23,657 --> 00:37:25,024
Is Molly leaving too?
879
00:37:25,059 --> 00:37:26,526
What? No, Debs.
Look, man.
880
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,362
She is always on me
about, you know,
881
00:37:29,396 --> 00:37:32,065
our plans for the night
and when
882
00:37:32,099 --> 00:37:33,699
we're going to see
her friend's band
883
00:37:33,734 --> 00:37:35,068
and what we're doing next week.
884
00:37:35,102 --> 00:37:36,402
So she likes
hanging out with you.
885
00:37:36,437 --> 00:37:38,337
- That's not a crime.
- I like Molly.
886
00:37:38,372 --> 00:37:40,173
She's not my wife.
887
00:37:40,207 --> 00:37:42,909
No, she's a good person
who does nice things for you.
888
00:37:42,943 --> 00:37:44,310
What are you,
her fuckin' lawyer?
889
00:37:44,344 --> 00:37:46,045
No, I'm her best friend.
890
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:47,814
All right, and you're acting
like a douche bag.
891
00:37:47,848 --> 00:37:49,649
You want out? End it.
You don't?
892
00:37:49,683 --> 00:37:51,217
Stop treating her like garbage.
893
00:37:51,251 --> 00:37:52,819
But just 'cause Karen
wiped her ass with you
894
00:37:52,853 --> 00:37:55,822
doesn't give you the right
to shit on Mandy.
895
00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:57,523
[Door opens]
896
00:37:57,558 --> 00:37:59,992
Guys, bad news.
We all gotta dig tonight.
897
00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:02,528
The city's coming and
Frank can't find aunt ginger.
898
00:38:02,563 --> 00:38:04,363
So?
899
00:38:04,398 --> 00:38:05,731
So someone's going to jail
if we don't find her.
900
00:38:05,766 --> 00:38:07,266
Yeah, Frank, you mean.
901
00:38:07,301 --> 00:38:08,534
There's a body.
We know about it.
902
00:38:08,569 --> 00:38:10,236
We're accomplices.
903
00:38:10,270 --> 00:38:11,604
Once again saddled
with a mess we didn't create.
904
00:38:11,638 --> 00:38:12,905
Sooner we get out there
and dig,
905
00:38:12,940 --> 00:38:14,507
the sooner it'll all be over.
906
00:38:14,541 --> 00:38:17,043
I still got blisters
on my hand from yesterday.
907
00:38:17,077 --> 00:38:18,444
I can dig.
908
00:38:18,479 --> 00:38:21,380
I have pretty developed
upper arms for a chick.
909
00:38:24,451 --> 00:38:25,852
I need to borrow
your turkey baster.
910
00:38:25,886 --> 00:38:28,688
I don't want Molly to leave!
911
00:38:28,722 --> 00:38:30,056
What's with her?
912
00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:32,792
She got her period
at the pool today.
913
00:38:32,826 --> 00:38:34,760
I can't wait to get my period.
914
00:38:34,795 --> 00:38:38,764
Mom said it's the body's
tribute to female sacrifice.
915
00:38:44,972 --> 00:38:46,105
You're not a girl, honey.
916
00:38:46,140 --> 00:38:47,507
You're a boy who was raised
917
00:38:47,541 --> 00:38:49,408
by a jacked-up meth head
of a mom,
918
00:38:49,443 --> 00:38:51,410
who made you
think you were a girl
919
00:38:51,445 --> 00:38:54,714
because she hates men.
920
00:38:54,748 --> 00:38:57,016
I'm not a girl?
921
00:38:57,050 --> 00:38:59,051
Lip.
922
00:39:03,957 --> 00:39:06,159
[Crying]
923
00:39:06,193 --> 00:39:08,027
[Knock at door] Debbie?
924
00:39:08,061 --> 00:39:10,429
[Sobs] It wasn't real.
925
00:39:10,464 --> 00:39:12,064
It was ketchup.
926
00:39:12,099 --> 00:39:14,767
They did it
in front of everyone!
927
00:39:14,801 --> 00:39:18,504
- Who?
- The girls at the pool.
928
00:39:18,539 --> 00:39:21,574
Debs.
[Crying]
929
00:39:21,608 --> 00:39:24,277
They're pretty and
boys notice them.
930
00:39:24,311 --> 00:39:26,445
Well, they won't
be pretty for long.
931
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,181
They're gonna make
all the bad decisions
932
00:39:28,215 --> 00:39:31,083
and you're gonna get to learn
from their mistakes.
933
00:39:32,786 --> 00:39:35,254
Why do they have to be so mean?
934
00:39:37,391 --> 00:39:39,759
Some girls are just jerks.
935
00:39:39,793 --> 00:39:43,095
Like that chick
at the store yesterday.
936
00:39:43,130 --> 00:39:45,231
Did I deserve that?
No.
937
00:39:45,265 --> 00:39:47,767
But did I take her shit?
No way.
938
00:39:47,801 --> 00:39:50,536
'Cause I'm better
than that and so are you.
939
00:39:50,571 --> 00:39:52,805
Nobody fucks
with the Gallaghers.
940
00:39:52,839 --> 00:39:55,441
[Crying]
941
00:39:57,578 --> 00:40:00,246
Debbie?
942
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,248
Go away.
943
00:40:04,952 --> 00:40:06,285
Open the door.
944
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,321
[Deep breath]
945
00:40:16,663 --> 00:40:19,632
[Crying]
946
00:40:24,371 --> 00:40:25,738
Come on.
947
00:40:25,772 --> 00:40:27,340
[Sobs]
948
00:40:27,374 --> 00:40:29,375
We gotta dig.
949
00:40:48,061 --> 00:40:51,030
[Rock music] _
950
00:40:51,064 --> 00:40:54,100
♪
951
00:40:54,134 --> 00:40:57,203
[Gasps] _
952
00:40:57,237 --> 00:40:59,705
Oh! Oh!
953
00:41:03,543 --> 00:41:06,512
I thought you took
a vow of silence.
954
00:41:06,546 --> 00:41:09,382
The silence doesn't include
the internet?
955
00:41:09,416 --> 00:41:12,685
♪
956
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:16,522
You have been blogging
about me every day?
957
00:41:16,556 --> 00:41:18,624
[Grunts]
958
00:41:18,659 --> 00:41:20,226
I think I'm gonna puke.
959
00:41:20,260 --> 00:41:23,029
Muscle through it.
We gotta find her.
960
00:41:23,063 --> 00:41:24,297
Where'd Carl go?
961
00:41:24,331 --> 00:41:25,831
Huh?
962
00:41:25,866 --> 00:41:29,302
- Ninja!
- Carl! No!
963
00:41:29,336 --> 00:41:30,870
No!
964
00:41:30,904 --> 00:41:32,571
[Explosion] Aah!
965
00:41:32,606 --> 00:41:34,640
- Oh, my God.
- Shit, Carl!
966
00:41:34,675 --> 00:41:35,908
[Car alarm blaring]
967
00:41:35,942 --> 00:41:37,310
That actually kinda worked.
968
00:41:37,344 --> 00:41:38,844
You get those
from the fireworks stash?
969
00:41:38,879 --> 00:41:40,513
- Yeah.
- Go get some more.
970
00:41:40,547 --> 00:41:42,815
Ian?
971
00:41:42,849 --> 00:41:46,085
Reeks out here.
972
00:41:46,119 --> 00:41:48,020
Hey, listen.
973
00:41:48,055 --> 00:41:50,589
Oh, man.
974
00:41:50,624 --> 00:41:52,758
About all the stuff,
just with my dad, I--
975
00:41:52,793 --> 00:41:56,329
Oh, my God, why are we
still talking about this?
976
00:41:56,363 --> 00:41:58,264
I mean, really?
Christ.
977
00:41:58,298 --> 00:42:01,367
Okay, so, like,
whenever you need me
978
00:42:01,401 --> 00:42:03,202
I'm, like, there for you,
but the one time I need you,
979
00:42:03,236 --> 00:42:06,205
you're like, "screw off"?
980
00:42:08,875 --> 00:42:11,911
Carl thinks
he's a cancer survivor.
981
00:42:11,945 --> 00:42:15,748
Molly thinks she's a girl
with a penis.
982
00:42:15,782 --> 00:42:19,185
Debbie's getting terrorized
at the public pool.
983
00:42:19,219 --> 00:42:21,554
This yard smells like a sewer.
984
00:42:21,588 --> 00:42:23,689
I got three drunk assholes
985
00:42:23,724 --> 00:42:25,524
operating power tools
behind me.
986
00:42:25,559 --> 00:42:27,460
And the bitches at work
987
00:42:27,494 --> 00:42:29,595
locked me in a bathroom today.
988
00:42:29,629 --> 00:42:31,230
Oh!
989
00:42:31,264 --> 00:42:35,101
And we might all be on the verge
of going to prison.
990
00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:38,971
So you wanna talk?
Fine.
991
00:42:39,005 --> 00:42:40,373
Grab a shovel.
992
00:42:40,407 --> 00:42:43,042
Talk your face off
about how your dad
993
00:42:43,076 --> 00:42:44,944
gave a blowjob to a teenager,
994
00:42:44,978 --> 00:42:46,479
but dig while you do it.
995
00:42:46,513 --> 00:42:47,780
You know what?
996
00:42:47,814 --> 00:42:49,949
I'm really tired
of playing this
997
00:42:49,983 --> 00:42:52,485
"my tragedy is bigger
than your tragedy" game.
998
00:42:52,519 --> 00:42:54,653
My entire world got rocked,
999
00:42:54,688 --> 00:42:56,922
and it's, like,
not even on your radar.
1000
00:42:56,957 --> 00:42:59,558
We're in a relationship!
1001
00:42:59,593 --> 00:43:03,329
What's important to me
should be important to you.
1002
00:43:03,363 --> 00:43:05,297
Look at us.
1003
00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:09,435
We are literally
digging up a body.
1004
00:43:09,469 --> 00:43:12,338
How do you even
compare our situations?
1005
00:43:19,479 --> 00:43:21,881
[Chuckles] Oh, that's great.
1006
00:43:21,915 --> 00:43:24,717
Walk away.
1007
00:43:24,751 --> 00:43:28,387
That's a real pussy move.
1008
00:43:28,422 --> 00:43:31,657
Yeah, why don't you go cry
to your gay dad about it?
1009
00:43:35,595 --> 00:43:37,396
So I'll just be carrying it
1010
00:43:37,431 --> 00:43:39,432
and you two take it from me
when it comes out?
1011
00:43:39,466 --> 00:43:40,966
- Yes, mama.
- 'Cause lord knows
1012
00:43:41,001 --> 00:43:43,169
I am too old to be
raising an infant.
1013
00:43:43,203 --> 00:43:44,570
It will be our child.
1014
00:43:44,604 --> 00:43:45,971
It will be your grandchild.
1015
00:43:46,006 --> 00:43:48,774
Aw, you were such a sweet baby.
1016
00:43:48,809 --> 00:43:52,011
But lord,
were you a terrible eater.
1017
00:43:52,045 --> 00:43:53,679
[Chuckles]
1018
00:43:53,713 --> 00:43:55,915
It'd get all up in your hair
and in your nose--
1019
00:43:55,949 --> 00:43:57,750
Everything okay?
1020
00:43:57,784 --> 00:43:59,952
Yeah, just a second.
1021
00:43:59,986 --> 00:44:02,922
Oh, this comes the tricky part.
1022
00:44:02,956 --> 00:44:05,090
[Slapping]
1023
00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:08,461
[Groans]
1024
00:44:11,164 --> 00:44:12,932
Not much in there.
1025
00:44:12,966 --> 00:44:14,467
We could've used an eyedropper.
1026
00:44:14,501 --> 00:44:16,202
Jeez, Kevin.
1027
00:44:16,236 --> 00:44:19,672
[Exhales] Okay.
1028
00:44:19,706 --> 00:44:24,109
[Deebreaths]
1029
00:44:24,144 --> 00:44:27,112
Bottoms up.
1030
00:44:33,453 --> 00:44:35,254
Ooh.
1031
00:44:35,288 --> 00:44:37,490
Warmer than I expected.
1032
00:44:37,524 --> 00:44:39,992
Ooh. [Laughs]
1033
00:44:45,665 --> 00:44:47,900
Okay, bedtime, gang.
1034
00:44:47,934 --> 00:44:50,436
We'll start again
in the morning.
1035
00:44:50,470 --> 00:44:52,438
Fuck.
1036
00:44:54,774 --> 00:44:56,775
[Lighter clicks]
1037
00:44:59,479 --> 00:45:01,413
Don't worry about your dweeb.
1038
00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:04,450
He's just off
licking his wounds.
1039
00:45:04,484 --> 00:45:07,987
He'll be back.
1040
00:45:08,021 --> 00:45:11,056
We Gallaghers sure know
how to pick 'em, huh?
1041
00:45:13,326 --> 00:45:15,327
See you in the morning.
1042
00:45:19,833 --> 00:45:23,636
[Dialing]
1043
00:45:23,670 --> 00:45:25,504
[Phone line trilling]
1044
00:45:25,539 --> 00:45:27,439
[Voicemail beeps]
1045
00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:30,342
Hey, Karen.
It's Lip.
1046
00:45:30,377 --> 00:45:33,946
Um, just wanted
to give you an update--
1047
00:45:33,980 --> 00:45:35,347
wherever the fuck you are.
1048
00:45:35,382 --> 00:45:39,652
Um, your kid, he's doing great.
1049
00:45:39,686 --> 00:45:44,156
Um, your mom and
ex-husband, they're--
1050
00:45:44,190 --> 00:45:46,625
they're also doing great.
1051
00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:50,362
My dad, who you fucked,
1052
00:45:50,397 --> 00:45:55,134
he's doing great.
And, um--
1053
00:45:55,168 --> 00:46:01,006
I'm doing really,
really great--
1054
00:46:01,041 --> 00:46:05,010
just in case
you were wondering.
1055
00:46:05,045 --> 00:46:09,548
You selfish, ignorant,
heinous piece of dogshit.
1056
00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:11,717
Thank you for leaving
and never coming back.
1057
00:46:11,751 --> 00:46:16,989
You-- we all owe you
a huge fucking favor!
1058
00:46:19,759 --> 00:46:22,761
You rock.
1059
00:46:31,504 --> 00:46:35,174
Hey.
Go inside?
1060
00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:37,977
Bring that with you.
1061
00:46:38,011 --> 00:46:39,845
Come on.
1062
00:46:39,879 --> 00:46:41,714
[Sighs]
1063
00:46:49,089 --> 00:46:51,490
[Sighs]
1064
00:46:56,896 --> 00:46:58,664
[Chuckles]
1065
00:47:01,901 --> 00:47:03,369
Hey, it's me.
1066
00:47:03,403 --> 00:47:06,972
Uh, just wondering
where you are.
1067
00:47:07,007 --> 00:47:11,043
Call, text, whatevs.
Bye.
1068
00:47:14,948 --> 00:47:17,116
[Sighs]
1069
00:47:28,228 --> 00:47:29,728
I mean, no wonder
she flipped out.
1070
00:47:29,763 --> 00:47:32,731
I mean, she's got
so much on her plate.
1071
00:47:32,766 --> 00:47:35,034
She needs me there for her.
1072
00:47:35,068 --> 00:47:38,604
I--you know, I gotta
work on my stuff too.
1073
00:47:38,638 --> 00:47:41,006
Si. So hard for you.
1074
00:47:41,041 --> 00:47:44,109
Poor Stevie.
1075
00:47:44,144 --> 00:47:46,712
You ready to go again?
1076
00:47:46,746 --> 00:47:48,847
Yeah.
1077
00:47:48,882 --> 00:47:51,250
[Giggles]
1078
00:47:51,284 --> 00:47:54,086
[Both moaning]
1079
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,621
Fuck.
1080
00:47:55,655 --> 00:48:01,060
[Metal clanking]
1081
00:48:02,796 --> 00:48:05,097
I'm a dick!
1082
00:48:05,131 --> 00:48:07,132
Mandy?
1083
00:48:09,102 --> 00:48:11,203
I'm a dick.
1084
00:48:11,237 --> 00:48:14,206
Can you come down?
1085
00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:16,775
[Dog barks]
1086
00:48:25,752 --> 00:48:27,953
Hey.
1087
00:48:27,987 --> 00:48:30,456
I'm not a tool.
1088
00:48:33,526 --> 00:48:35,060
Yeah, I know.
1089
00:48:35,095 --> 00:48:39,498
So you don't get
to treat me like one.
1090
00:48:39,532 --> 00:48:43,502
I know.
1091
00:48:43,536 --> 00:48:46,004
Come down.
1092
00:48:49,476 --> 00:48:51,343
Please?
1093
00:48:57,717 --> 00:49:00,686
[Rock music]
1094
00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:08,727
♪
1095
00:49:13,933 --> 00:49:16,502
[Fireworks squealing]
1096
00:49:50,069 --> 00:49:52,271
Hey. Whoa.
Guys, guys.
1097
00:49:52,305 --> 00:49:54,006
No fucking guns, all right?
1098
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:56,809
It's just a drunk
old lady in there.
1099
00:49:56,843 --> 00:49:59,978
Come on.
Come on.
1100
00:50:00,013 --> 00:50:02,347
Fuck.
1101
00:50:25,004 --> 00:50:27,172
[Coughs]
1102
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:34,847
Where's Debbie?
1103
00:50:34,881 --> 00:50:36,982
She's at the pool.
1104
00:50:37,016 --> 00:50:38,817
We gotta keep digging.
1105
00:50:38,852 --> 00:50:40,319
[Cooing]
1106
00:50:40,353 --> 00:50:43,322
[Rock music]
1107
00:50:43,356 --> 00:50:51,363
♪
1108
00:50:53,433 --> 00:50:57,236
[Clock chiming]
1109
00:50:57,270 --> 00:51:00,772
♪
1110
00:51:00,807 --> 00:51:02,241
[Grunts]
1111
00:51:02,775 --> 00:51:04,242
Oh, come on.
1112
00:51:04,276 --> 00:51:07,345
[Clock chimes]
1113
00:51:07,380 --> 00:51:08,646
Oh, fuck.
1114
00:51:08,681 --> 00:51:10,215
- Jesus Christ.
- Hey!
1115
00:51:10,249 --> 00:51:12,217
Fuckers!
1116
00:51:12,251 --> 00:51:13,818
Oh, fuck.
1117
00:51:13,853 --> 00:51:16,421
- Aah!
- Fuck.
1118
00:51:16,455 --> 00:51:17,655
- Go!
- Fuckers!
1119
00:51:17,690 --> 00:51:18,723
[Gunshot]
1120
00:51:18,758 --> 00:51:20,658
- Fuck!
- Fuck!
1121
00:51:20,693 --> 00:51:22,327
Fucking--
[Gunshot]
1122
00:51:22,361 --> 00:51:24,062
No fucking way!
1123
00:51:24,096 --> 00:51:25,897
Fuck!
Fucking Ned!
1124
00:51:25,931 --> 00:51:28,066
Are you fucking him too?
1125
00:51:28,100 --> 00:51:29,467
Aah!
Fucking drive.
1126
00:51:29,502 --> 00:51:31,236
You got shot, Mickey!
1127
00:51:31,270 --> 00:51:34,038
Yes, I fucking know I got shot.
1128
00:51:34,073 --> 00:51:36,307
[Tires screeching]
1129
00:51:36,342 --> 00:51:38,343
[Gunshot]
1130
00:51:40,780 --> 00:51:42,080
[Grunts]
1131
00:51:42,114 --> 00:51:49,721
♪
1132
00:51:49,755 --> 00:51:52,657
Remember,
do not sit on cushions,
1133
00:51:52,691 --> 00:51:54,659
carpets, anything foam,
or porous.
1134
00:51:54,693 --> 00:51:57,061
Say their names slowly
and calmly.
1135
00:51:57,096 --> 00:51:58,596
If you feel something
crawling on you
1136
00:51:58,631 --> 00:52:01,166
don't scream, just shake
the body part lightly.
1137
00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:03,168
Okay?
Let's do this.
1138
00:52:04,570 --> 00:52:07,539
[Tires screeching]
1139
00:52:07,573 --> 00:52:09,207
- Come on.
- Holy shit.
1140
00:52:09,241 --> 00:52:10,208
- Holy shit.
- Fuck.
1141
00:52:10,242 --> 00:52:11,943
[Groans]
1142
00:52:11,977 --> 00:52:15,280
Fuck.
1143
00:52:15,314 --> 00:52:17,382
[Tires screeching]
1144
00:52:28,394 --> 00:52:30,128
I'm just gonna
take another minute.
1145
00:52:30,162 --> 00:52:32,197
Take your time.
1146
00:52:32,231 --> 00:52:34,032
- You kidding me?
- Stay there.
1147
00:52:34,066 --> 00:52:35,533
- Aah!
- Oh, Jesus.
1148
00:52:35,568 --> 00:52:37,569
Just one fucking old lady, huh?
1149
00:52:37,603 --> 00:52:38,636
Aah! Ow! Ow.
1150
00:52:38,671 --> 00:52:41,072
[Children crying]
1151
00:52:41,106 --> 00:52:42,540
Well, if it isn't
the toughest badass
1152
00:52:42,575 --> 00:52:44,876
fag beater this side
of the Chicago River.
1153
00:52:44,910 --> 00:52:47,779
Fuck off.
1154
00:52:47,813 --> 00:52:51,716
[Grunts]
1155
00:52:51,750 --> 00:52:57,922
♪
1156
00:52:57,957 --> 00:52:59,757
I'll show you some tits.
1157
00:53:05,664 --> 00:53:07,098
[Deep breath]
1158
00:53:12,438 --> 00:53:20,445
♪
1159
00:53:30,055 --> 00:53:31,723
[Chuckles]
1160
00:53:33,959 --> 00:53:38,096
[Screams, grunts]
1161
00:53:38,130 --> 00:53:42,200
♪
1162
00:53:42,234 --> 00:53:45,103
[Knock at door]
1163
00:53:45,137 --> 00:53:46,538
Fiona's fits better,
doesn't it?
1164
00:53:46,572 --> 00:53:47,972
Sure.
1165
00:53:48,007 --> 00:53:53,778
♪
1166
00:53:53,812 --> 00:53:56,614
[Children crying]
1167
00:53:56,649 --> 00:53:59,117
[Screaming]
1168
00:53:59,151 --> 00:54:01,119
Oh, my.
1169
00:54:01,153 --> 00:54:02,720
You're almost done, Mickey.
1170
00:54:02,755 --> 00:54:04,455
Aah!
1171
00:54:04,490 --> 00:54:06,391
[Grunts]
1172
00:54:10,529 --> 00:54:11,963
Ha!
1173
00:54:11,997 --> 00:54:14,566
[Giggles]
1174
00:54:14,600 --> 00:54:17,035
[Squeals]
1175
00:54:18,170 --> 00:54:21,573
[Screaming, groaning]
1176
00:54:22,841 --> 00:54:24,742
Ian, what the fuck?
1177
00:54:24,777 --> 00:54:26,411
I can explain this.
1178
00:54:26,445 --> 00:54:29,247
Who the hell are you?
1179
00:54:29,281 --> 00:54:33,284
I'm Britney Sturges
from Child Protective Services.
1180
00:54:35,454 --> 00:54:37,855
She just walked in.
1181
00:54:40,059 --> 00:54:41,859
Yes!
1182
00:54:41,894 --> 00:54:43,528
Oh, my God.
1183
00:54:43,562 --> 00:54:45,663
I totally almost drowned
a slut!
1184
00:54:45,698 --> 00:54:47,198
She was kicking and scratching,
1185
00:54:47,232 --> 00:54:49,400
but I held my breath
and hung on
1186
00:54:49,435 --> 00:54:51,002
until she passed out!
1187
00:54:51,036 --> 00:54:52,770
Oh, my God.
Guess what.
1188
00:54:52,805 --> 00:54:56,574
You do not "F"
with Debbie Gallagher!
1189
00:54:56,609 --> 00:54:58,176
[Chuckles] Don't "F" with me.
1190
00:54:58,210 --> 00:54:59,510
Debs.
1191
00:54:59,545 --> 00:55:01,012
Yeah. What?
1192
00:55:01,046 --> 00:55:02,547
[Chuckles]
1193
00:55:02,581 --> 00:55:05,883
[Baby crying]
1194
00:55:43,146 --> 00:55:46,239
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