1 00:00:00,304 --> 00:00:02,679 Here's what you missed on Shameless last time. 2 00:00:02,713 --> 00:00:04,945 Not too much. It was kind of light last week. 3 00:00:04,980 --> 00:00:07,882 Jesus Christ! I need you to do this! 4 00:00:07,916 --> 00:00:10,713 I need you to get your shit together and get the kids back. 5 00:00:10,747 --> 00:00:12,246 No drugs, no booze. 6 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,578 I need your piss clean and your eyes white. 7 00:00:14,613 --> 00:00:17,178 That's why the good lord put me here-- 8 00:00:17,213 --> 00:00:18,845 so I can take in all his babies 9 00:00:18,879 --> 00:00:20,446 don't nobody else want. 10 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,779 Rule number one. No sitting on the good furniture. 11 00:00:22,813 --> 00:00:24,947 We have filed the paperwork to adopt Liam. 12 00:00:24,980 --> 00:00:26,546 Oh, no, Liam. 13 00:00:26,580 --> 00:00:28,750 Did you pee on the couch again and the wall too? 14 00:00:28,785 --> 00:00:30,450 How the hell are we gonna get that out? 15 00:00:30,484 --> 00:00:33,586 Take it back to the hospital. Somebody will want it. 16 00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:35,055 I want it. 17 00:00:35,090 --> 00:00:36,091 It's me or the baby. 18 00:00:36,125 --> 00:00:37,559 What is that for? 19 00:00:37,593 --> 00:00:38,559 Sex swing. 20 00:00:38,594 --> 00:00:39,594 Oh, God. 21 00:00:39,628 --> 00:00:40,962 It's good for us to grow. 22 00:00:40,996 --> 00:00:42,965 No! 23 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,701 No, we're just taking fake wedding pictures for the I.N.S. 24 00:00:44,735 --> 00:00:47,136 I hate this I.N.S. bullshit. 25 00:00:47,171 --> 00:00:48,538 Aw, shit. 26 00:00:48,573 --> 00:00:49,873 What the fuck? 27 00:00:49,908 --> 00:00:52,743 Get the fuck up! [Both groaning] 28 00:00:52,778 --> 00:00:56,280 No son of mine is gonna be a goddamn AIDS monkey. 29 00:00:56,314 --> 00:00:57,815 Who reported us? 30 00:00:57,849 --> 00:01:01,787 I would like to report a negligence situation. 31 00:01:01,821 --> 00:01:07,158 Six kids living in squalor, no parental supervision. 32 00:01:07,193 --> 00:01:09,726 If it's all right, I would like to remain anonymous. 33 00:01:12,326 --> 00:01:15,681 Sync and corrections by honeybunny& n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 34 00:01:16,834 --> 00:01:19,803 [High Strung's The Luck You Got] 35 00:01:23,642 --> 00:01:27,011 ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 36 00:01:27,046 --> 00:01:30,015 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 37 00:01:30,049 --> 00:01:33,452 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 38 00:01:33,486 --> 00:01:37,790 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 39 00:01:37,824 --> 00:01:41,193 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 40 00:01:41,227 --> 00:01:44,696 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 41 00:01:44,731 --> 00:01:46,465 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 42 00:01:46,499 --> 00:01:49,802 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 43 00:01:57,846 --> 00:02:01,148 ♪ round up the friends you got ♪ 44 00:02:01,183 --> 00:02:04,652 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 45 00:02:04,687 --> 00:02:07,655 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 46 00:02:07,690 --> 00:02:12,227 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 47 00:02:12,261 --> 00:02:15,564 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 48 00:02:15,598 --> 00:02:18,967 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 49 00:02:19,002 --> 00:02:21,003 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 50 00:02:21,037 --> 00:02:24,839 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 51 00:02:52,699 --> 00:02:55,334 - Get the locks? - Hardware store isn't open. 52 00:02:55,368 --> 00:02:57,369 Did you knock? Manny sleeps upstairs. 53 00:02:57,403 --> 00:02:59,338 - I'll get it. - Let's go. 54 00:02:59,372 --> 00:03:01,774 Deadbolts, front and back. Frank's not allowed in anymore. 55 00:03:01,808 --> 00:03:03,909 - You gonna rip him a new one? - We're done with him. 56 00:03:03,944 --> 00:03:07,113 Let's go. Come on. Don't want to be late. 57 00:03:07,147 --> 00:03:10,116 You sure about this? 58 00:03:13,954 --> 00:03:16,922 [Opera music playing] 59 00:03:21,962 --> 00:03:23,963 What the hell? TV's broken. 60 00:03:23,997 --> 00:03:26,599 Uh, parental controls. 61 00:03:26,633 --> 00:03:28,993 We wouldn't want you stumbling onto something you shouldn't. 62 00:03:29,002 --> 00:03:30,535 That's the only reason to watch. 63 00:03:30,570 --> 00:03:33,772 It still gets Discovery Kids, Disney, and Bravo. 64 00:03:33,806 --> 00:03:35,941 Come on. Put the remote down. It's time for your bath. 65 00:03:35,975 --> 00:03:37,042 How many damn times do I have to smell 66 00:03:37,077 --> 00:03:38,911 like mango and pomegranate? 67 00:03:38,945 --> 00:03:41,780 Uh, if you think I'm gonna let you near your tutor without one, 68 00:03:41,815 --> 00:03:43,749 you got another thing coming, young man. 69 00:03:43,783 --> 00:03:45,951 - Tutor? - To brush up on your math. 70 00:03:45,986 --> 00:03:49,622 - You're two grade levels behind. - Only two? 71 00:03:49,656 --> 00:03:54,627 - Daddy! - I missed you, baby. 72 00:03:54,661 --> 00:03:57,196 They finally let Maria's dad out of prison, huh? 73 00:03:57,230 --> 00:03:59,965 He'll be back. So will she. 74 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,967 Till then, drop the mop. Come on. 75 00:04:02,002 --> 00:04:03,502 You want me to do laundry first? 76 00:04:03,537 --> 00:04:07,506 You're going to replace her. 77 00:04:07,541 --> 00:04:12,212 Downstairs. 78 00:04:12,246 --> 00:04:13,847 Downstairs? 79 00:04:13,881 --> 00:04:16,117 You gonna make me push you down? 80 00:04:16,151 --> 00:04:19,120 [Rock music] 81 00:04:20,522 --> 00:04:23,491 Okay, all right, find a seat and get busy. 82 00:04:33,036 --> 00:04:36,505 Debbie, here! Next to me. 83 00:04:36,539 --> 00:04:39,842 You can share my Krazy Glue. 84 00:04:39,876 --> 00:04:42,244 She forces us to make jewelry? 85 00:04:42,278 --> 00:04:45,580 Oh, no. You don't have to. Not if you aren't hungry. 86 00:04:45,615 --> 00:04:50,685 One bracelet gets you a burger. Four earrings, French fries. 87 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:51,887 [Blows] 88 00:04:51,921 --> 00:04:54,222 I don't think this is legal. 89 00:04:54,256 --> 00:04:56,724 Used to be only a couple of us down here, 90 00:04:56,759 --> 00:04:59,026 but business took off when Mama Kamala 91 00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:02,929 started slapping those "made in Africa" stickers on. 92 00:05:06,134 --> 00:05:07,901 Dust gets my allergies going. 93 00:05:07,936 --> 00:05:10,504 Yeah, well, the mold and rat droppings can't be helping. 94 00:05:10,538 --> 00:05:12,705 I'd take more, but it makes me sleepy. 95 00:05:12,740 --> 00:05:16,710 Idle hands are the devil's work, hmm? 96 00:05:24,419 --> 00:05:26,019 Last one. 97 00:05:26,054 --> 00:05:28,689 If I had a dime for every time I heard you say that, 98 00:05:28,723 --> 00:05:30,624 I'd have exactly one dime. 99 00:05:30,658 --> 00:05:32,126 Court hearing's tomorrow. 100 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,894 I thought you already pissed in a cup. 101 00:05:33,928 --> 00:05:37,397 Spot test. Anything to keep families apart. One more. 102 00:05:37,431 --> 00:05:42,402 Amen, Frank. Gestapo tried to declare me an unfit parent. 103 00:05:42,437 --> 00:05:44,938 You brought a crack pipe to the courthouse. 104 00:05:44,973 --> 00:05:46,740 Who the hell tries to run a crack pipe 105 00:05:46,774 --> 00:05:48,474 through a metal detector? 106 00:05:48,509 --> 00:05:51,577 I know the dog and pony-- show up in a suit, 107 00:05:51,611 --> 00:05:54,646 flash some AA chips, character reference. 108 00:05:54,681 --> 00:05:56,281 They'll hand the brats right over. 109 00:05:56,316 --> 00:05:57,783 Well, it's nice to know the bar is set so high. 110 00:05:57,817 --> 00:06:00,318 Nothing more American than a second chance. 111 00:06:00,353 --> 00:06:01,953 Or a third or a fourth. 112 00:06:01,988 --> 00:06:04,956 Redemption, tugs at the heartstrings. 113 00:06:04,991 --> 00:06:08,326 - Shot for the road. - Oh, you be careful, Frank. 114 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,763 Those child-stealing liberal bastards are out for blood. 115 00:06:11,797 --> 00:06:15,633 Broke my judicial cherry years ago, Chester. 116 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,402 They will never take my kids from me. 117 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:24,108 I want the kids. 118 00:06:24,142 --> 00:06:26,109 - [Groans] Your parents know? - Not yet. 119 00:06:26,144 --> 00:06:27,811 They'll relinquish their rights? 120 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:30,180 My dad's made a career of refusing responsibility. 121 00:06:30,214 --> 00:06:32,916 - Mom's M.I.A. - What are my chances? 122 00:06:32,951 --> 00:06:34,518 Cases I take are all about 123 00:06:34,552 --> 00:06:36,353 whether a kid's gonna live in Aspen or Monaco. 124 00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:37,822 Well, my brother said you'd help. 125 00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,524 I told Chip I'd give you five minutes. 126 00:06:39,558 --> 00:06:42,127 - Please, Mr. Redel. - You can't afford me. 127 00:06:42,161 --> 00:06:44,696 - You do pro bono? - As little as possible. 128 00:06:44,730 --> 00:06:46,798 My brothers and sister are in foster homes, 129 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:49,201 and my father is the reason why. 130 00:06:49,235 --> 00:06:51,103 I need custody now so I can get them home, 131 00:06:51,137 --> 00:06:53,872 and you're not going anywhere until you tell me how to do it. 132 00:06:53,906 --> 00:06:56,542 [Sighs] 133 00:06:56,576 --> 00:07:00,979 You know, the firm makes me do one pro Bono case a year, 134 00:07:01,014 --> 00:07:02,781 and I guess this won't be as bad as representing 135 00:07:02,816 --> 00:07:05,184 those scary motherfuckers at the innocence project. 136 00:07:05,218 --> 00:07:06,719 What do I have to do? 137 00:07:06,753 --> 00:07:08,888 Get your parents to terminate their rights 138 00:07:08,922 --> 00:07:10,856 and prove you can provide a stable environment. 139 00:07:10,890 --> 00:07:13,159 Get W-2s to show you've got a full-time job. 140 00:07:13,193 --> 00:07:14,633 You got a place for the kids to live? 141 00:07:14,661 --> 00:07:16,328 Uh-huh. 142 00:07:16,363 --> 00:07:19,565 Hey, get your arm out of the door 143 00:07:19,599 --> 00:07:22,501 so I can go bill somebody? 144 00:07:22,535 --> 00:07:26,638 Thanks. 145 00:07:26,673 --> 00:07:30,175 Baby's finally asleep. 146 00:07:31,345 --> 00:07:33,045 Oh, no. 147 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,347 Should be able to squeeze in a good 40 minutes 148 00:07:35,381 --> 00:07:36,748 before he's back up. 149 00:07:36,783 --> 00:07:38,050 Jody. 150 00:07:38,084 --> 00:07:41,820 Babe, this is gonna blow your mind. 151 00:07:41,855 --> 00:07:43,889 What if I don't want my mind blown? 152 00:07:43,924 --> 00:07:46,392 All I'm gonna be thinking about while you choke me out 153 00:07:46,426 --> 00:07:48,694 is how much I love you. 154 00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:52,498 Sweetheart, I can't hang you. 155 00:07:52,532 --> 00:07:53,932 I hang myself. 156 00:07:53,967 --> 00:07:57,903 I just need you to cut me down when I pass out. 157 00:07:57,937 --> 00:07:59,171 [Knocking on door] 158 00:07:59,205 --> 00:08:01,106 Aah! 159 00:08:01,141 --> 00:08:02,441 - Do not do this! - No! 160 00:08:02,475 --> 00:08:04,443 Take this down! I gotta get that! 161 00:08:04,478 --> 00:08:06,745 [Gasping] 162 00:08:06,780 --> 00:08:09,181 Get down! 163 00:08:12,118 --> 00:08:15,087 Yeah, that'll work. 164 00:08:21,394 --> 00:08:25,097 Oh, hello. Can I help you? 165 00:08:25,131 --> 00:08:27,166 Show-- tell her. 166 00:08:29,168 --> 00:08:33,071 Uh, I think you have my baby in there. 167 00:08:33,106 --> 00:08:35,140 - Uh, we need it back. - What? 168 00:08:35,174 --> 00:08:36,908 You have an Asian baby in there. 169 00:08:36,942 --> 00:08:38,643 [Speaking Chinese] Baby. 170 00:08:38,678 --> 00:08:40,812 Uh, my mom wants it back. 171 00:08:45,284 --> 00:08:47,585 Tell us your name. 172 00:08:47,620 --> 00:08:49,921 Paula. 173 00:08:53,192 --> 00:08:55,427 Alcoholic. 174 00:08:55,461 --> 00:08:56,762 [Applause] Welcome, Paula. 175 00:08:56,796 --> 00:08:58,130 Keep coming back, Paula. 176 00:08:58,164 --> 00:09:01,267 Keep coming back. Keep coming back. 177 00:09:01,302 --> 00:09:05,171 All right, would anyone like a 30-day chip? 178 00:09:05,206 --> 00:09:08,508 Right here. Right here. 179 00:09:08,542 --> 00:09:10,477 Let's skip the hug. It's a little gay. 180 00:09:10,511 --> 00:09:12,679 Bullshit! 181 00:09:12,714 --> 00:09:16,249 30 days? Frank hasn't been sober for 30 minutes. 182 00:09:16,284 --> 00:09:17,451 Mind your own business. 183 00:09:17,485 --> 00:09:19,519 I can smell the booze from here. 184 00:09:19,553 --> 00:09:20,787 - Just give me the chip. - Don't do it! 185 00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:22,355 Just let me borrow it. 186 00:09:22,389 --> 00:09:24,857 You've got to earn the chip like we all did, 187 00:09:24,892 --> 00:09:26,426 through blood, sweat, and tears. 188 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:27,994 Only requirement for membership 189 00:09:28,028 --> 00:09:29,529 is the desire to stop drinking. 190 00:09:29,563 --> 00:09:30,830 Exactly. 191 00:09:30,864 --> 00:09:32,699 If I'm tempted by the bottle, 192 00:09:32,733 --> 00:09:35,135 I can look to the chip for encouragement. 193 00:09:35,169 --> 00:09:37,170 Pay it forward, Nance. 194 00:09:37,204 --> 00:09:38,938 This meeting is for people 195 00:09:38,973 --> 00:09:41,541 who have changed their lives for the better, Frank. 196 00:09:41,575 --> 00:09:43,009 Come on. 197 00:09:43,043 --> 00:09:46,547 Can't do it. 198 00:09:46,581 --> 00:09:47,881 For the better? 199 00:09:47,916 --> 00:09:50,484 You're all dying a slow, miserable death, 200 00:09:50,518 --> 00:09:53,220 thanks to this cult of self-improvement. 201 00:09:53,255 --> 00:09:57,225 Drop off the kids, 9:00 to 5:00, PTA, AA. 202 00:09:57,259 --> 00:09:59,961 You call that a life? This ain't North Korea. 203 00:09:59,995 --> 00:10:03,898 - Alcohol is a gift. - It's time to go! 204 00:10:03,932 --> 00:10:06,234 Nance, what happened to you? 205 00:10:06,268 --> 00:10:08,003 You used to dance on tables! 206 00:10:08,037 --> 00:10:10,071 Now it's cleaning your dad's catheter 207 00:10:10,106 --> 00:10:12,641 and the graveyard shift at the drugstore! 208 00:10:12,675 --> 00:10:15,911 You're young! Don't pack it in! 209 00:10:19,248 --> 00:10:21,150 All right. All right, slow down. 210 00:10:21,184 --> 00:10:23,186 - I need to make a will. - What? 211 00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:24,687 I could probably download one from the Internet. 212 00:10:24,722 --> 00:10:26,990 - All right. For who? - Aunt Ginger. 213 00:10:27,024 --> 00:10:28,825 I gotta finally make it official. 214 00:10:28,860 --> 00:10:30,227 I'm getting the house. 215 00:10:30,261 --> 00:10:31,995 And I need a W-2 to show I have a job. 216 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,497 It doesn't matter 217 00:10:33,531 --> 00:10:35,566 if you can't get Monica to sign away her rights. 218 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:37,100 I don't need her to sign. 219 00:10:37,135 --> 00:10:39,069 I was forging doctor's notes in first grade. 220 00:10:39,103 --> 00:10:41,037 Hey. 221 00:10:41,072 --> 00:10:42,393 Hey, I thought I heard the door. 222 00:10:42,406 --> 00:10:43,440 They let you out of the group home? 223 00:10:43,474 --> 00:10:46,042 Oh, yeah. They cut us loose from dawn till dusk. 224 00:10:46,077 --> 00:10:48,845 I found them. 225 00:10:48,879 --> 00:10:50,780 I'm going to visit Carl and Liam. 226 00:10:50,815 --> 00:10:53,083 He asked for M-80s, Nintendo DS, 227 00:10:53,117 --> 00:10:54,551 and ninja throwing stars. 228 00:10:54,585 --> 00:10:57,020 - Could use your help. - How? 229 00:10:57,054 --> 00:11:00,423 I'm getting custody. 230 00:11:00,458 --> 00:11:02,625 Of us? 231 00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:03,927 It's the only way to bring everyone home 232 00:11:03,961 --> 00:11:05,962 and keep it that way. 233 00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:13,102 Timmy is the father! The father gets the baby! 234 00:11:13,136 --> 00:11:14,770 It's the law! 235 00:11:14,805 --> 00:11:17,206 Tell them, you never give up your rights! 236 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:19,041 Well, we got rights too, lady! 237 00:11:19,076 --> 00:11:22,278 If we want to get rid of a kid, we stay in China! 238 00:11:22,313 --> 00:11:24,080 [Crying] 239 00:11:24,115 --> 00:11:25,715 Show me the baby! 240 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:27,151 Don't you do it. 241 00:11:27,185 --> 00:11:29,420 - She is his grandmother. - So are you. 242 00:11:29,454 --> 00:11:32,456 - Please. - Okay, okay. 243 00:11:32,490 --> 00:11:35,959 [Crying] 244 00:11:35,994 --> 00:11:38,161 What's wrong? You break him? 245 00:11:38,195 --> 00:11:40,296 - He's got Down's Syndrome. - We fix him. 246 00:11:40,331 --> 00:11:42,832 - Fix him? - Fix the baby. 247 00:11:42,866 --> 00:11:44,834 Traditional Chinese medicine. 248 00:11:44,868 --> 00:11:47,836 Special herbs from Guangxi province. Good as new. 249 00:11:47,871 --> 00:11:50,338 You can't fix Down's Syndrome. It's an extra chromosome. 250 00:11:50,373 --> 00:11:51,974 We have an herb for chromosome. 251 00:11:52,008 --> 00:11:55,410 Have an herb for everything. Chromosome goes away. 252 00:11:55,444 --> 00:11:59,247 Isn't that right, beautiful boy? 253 00:11:59,282 --> 00:12:02,784 - What's this? - Nothing. It's for the dog. 254 00:12:02,818 --> 00:12:04,953 Here. Sparky! [Whistles] 255 00:12:04,987 --> 00:12:07,589 Can I hold him? 256 00:12:07,623 --> 00:12:10,959 Oh! 257 00:12:10,993 --> 00:12:13,795 Where's the mother? Father is here. 258 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:18,333 Baby needs a father. We have a big family. 259 00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:21,502 Many little cousins to play with. 260 00:12:23,839 --> 00:12:25,273 What's taking so long? 261 00:12:25,307 --> 00:12:26,607 You don't have to do this. 262 00:12:26,642 --> 00:12:29,877 Custody. It's a big responsibility. 263 00:12:29,912 --> 00:12:32,814 Lip'll help. And Ian. 264 00:12:32,848 --> 00:12:34,349 It's permanent. 265 00:12:34,383 --> 00:12:38,053 Exactly. Frank permanently out of our lives. 266 00:12:38,087 --> 00:12:40,555 Doing Kev's taxes every year since I was ten 267 00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:42,190 is finally gonna pay off. 268 00:12:42,225 --> 00:12:44,459 You just gotta scan the W-2 and change the name. 269 00:12:44,494 --> 00:12:46,161 Yeah, it's so easy, 270 00:12:46,196 --> 00:12:47,830 it's like they're daring you to commit fraud. 271 00:12:47,864 --> 00:12:50,499 I don't want to get Kev in trouble. 272 00:12:50,533 --> 00:12:53,468 - Yo, Kev? - Hey, need a refill? 273 00:12:53,502 --> 00:12:56,171 No. Is it cool if we put Fiona's name on your W-2? 274 00:12:56,205 --> 00:13:00,342 - Sure. What's a W-2? - Hmm? 275 00:13:00,376 --> 00:13:02,510 Look, even if he gets pinched, right? 276 00:13:02,545 --> 00:13:04,513 The feds'll figure out pretty quickly 277 00:13:04,547 --> 00:13:06,648 he can't do his own taxes, let alone fake someone else's. 278 00:13:06,682 --> 00:13:08,016 Anything else? 279 00:13:08,051 --> 00:13:10,753 Yeah. I need you to get a will notarized. 280 00:13:10,787 --> 00:13:12,755 - A will? - Aunt Ginger's. 281 00:13:12,789 --> 00:13:16,258 Good news. She died. We're getting the house. 282 00:13:16,292 --> 00:13:18,260 Will's no good without a death certificate. 283 00:13:18,295 --> 00:13:19,862 Yeah. We're gonna need a body, too. 284 00:13:19,896 --> 00:13:21,196 Uh, where are you gonna get a dead body? 285 00:13:21,231 --> 00:13:22,865 [Ringtone] 286 00:13:22,899 --> 00:13:26,101 - Sorry to bail. It's my mom. - Everything okay? 287 00:13:26,135 --> 00:13:27,535 Uh, yeah, it's just divorce 288 00:13:27,570 --> 00:13:28,703 plus copious amounts of chardonnay 289 00:13:28,737 --> 00:13:29,904 equals expensive accidents. 290 00:13:29,938 --> 00:13:31,939 I'll call you later, okay? 291 00:13:37,246 --> 00:13:39,580 Bacardi, and leave the bottle. 292 00:13:40,883 --> 00:13:44,118 Hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! 293 00:13:44,153 --> 00:13:46,787 Estefania texted 911. Immigration's at her house. 294 00:13:46,822 --> 00:13:48,423 Told me they were coming tomorrow, man! 295 00:13:48,457 --> 00:13:49,757 Go, go, go, go, go! 296 00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:52,860 Open the door! 297 00:13:52,894 --> 00:13:54,895 Aw, man, what the fuck are you watching? 298 00:13:54,930 --> 00:13:56,297 Cartoons, man. 299 00:13:56,331 --> 00:13:58,365 - Roadrunner is funny as shit. - Jesus Christ. 300 00:13:58,399 --> 00:14:00,934 Three bracelets and one necklace. 301 00:14:00,969 --> 00:14:03,737 Enough for chicken rings. 302 00:14:11,746 --> 00:14:15,215 - Just two? - Two earrings. 303 00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,284 - Four earrings. - Two pairs. 304 00:14:17,318 --> 00:14:18,652 Earrings come in pairs. 305 00:14:18,687 --> 00:14:20,254 God helps those who help themselves. 306 00:14:20,288 --> 00:14:22,289 You want 'em or not? 307 00:14:24,459 --> 00:14:27,094 Can I use the bathroom? 308 00:14:46,647 --> 00:14:49,282 Where do you think you're going? 309 00:14:49,317 --> 00:14:51,918 Mama Kamala sees everything. 310 00:14:51,953 --> 00:14:54,321 [Tires squeal] 311 00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:57,357 [Horn honks] 312 00:14:57,392 --> 00:14:58,659 [Tires squealing] 313 00:15:06,134 --> 00:15:08,768 [Horn honks] 314 00:15:40,402 --> 00:15:42,203 - Ah! - Sorry to keep you waiting. 315 00:15:42,237 --> 00:15:46,141 Wilton. Steve Wilton. Estefania's husband. Hi. 316 00:15:46,175 --> 00:15:48,543 Ah. What are we doing? 317 00:15:48,578 --> 00:15:49,678 [Dog barking in distance] 318 00:15:49,713 --> 00:15:51,313 - Hey, need a favor. - Uh-oh. 319 00:15:51,348 --> 00:15:52,915 That's how I started the talk with my mom. 320 00:15:52,949 --> 00:15:54,750 I hope you're not asking me to mount your man. 321 00:15:54,751 --> 00:15:57,086 Those geriatrics at the nursing home 322 00:15:57,121 --> 00:15:58,721 drop like flies, right? 323 00:15:58,756 --> 00:16:01,057 Thought it would be, "Wham, bam, thank you, mom," 324 00:16:01,092 --> 00:16:03,660 but Kev's sperm were as gun-shy as he was. 325 00:16:03,695 --> 00:16:06,529 Bought an ovulation calendar. Have to track her damn cycle. 326 00:16:06,564 --> 00:16:08,331 - You're going again? - What choice do I have? 327 00:16:08,365 --> 00:16:10,099 At least this way, I'll know when she's fertile. 328 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:12,234 I don't want Kevin fucking my mom any more than he has to. 329 00:16:12,269 --> 00:16:14,170 So, you must lose 330 00:16:14,204 --> 00:16:16,405 a couple of those seniors at the home a week, right? 331 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:18,207 More when Bernice is working. 332 00:16:18,241 --> 00:16:21,677 That negligent bitch is like the grim fucking reaper. Why? 333 00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:25,748 I need a body. To get the kids back. 334 00:16:25,782 --> 00:16:28,884 - A real live body? - Not live. 335 00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:31,987 Thanks. Knew I could count on you. 336 00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:38,360 Father Pete. Just who I was looking for. 337 00:16:38,394 --> 00:16:40,462 The silver's locked up, Frank. 338 00:16:40,496 --> 00:16:42,196 [Laughs] 339 00:16:42,231 --> 00:16:45,032 You always had a great sense of humor, padre. 340 00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:48,035 There's not enough laughs in religion these days. 341 00:16:48,069 --> 00:16:49,470 Too much fire and brimstone. 342 00:16:49,504 --> 00:16:51,639 - It turns the kids off. - Got a sermon to write. 343 00:16:51,673 --> 00:16:54,275 While you're putting pen to paper, 344 00:16:54,309 --> 00:16:56,410 how about dashing off a letter for yours truly? 345 00:16:56,445 --> 00:16:57,878 Kids got taken away again? 346 00:16:57,913 --> 00:17:00,548 Superlatives appreciated. 347 00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:03,318 I wrote you character references the last two times, 348 00:17:03,352 --> 00:17:04,619 and you're still a deadbeat. 349 00:17:04,653 --> 00:17:06,655 I've turned over a new leaf. 350 00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:09,157 You're the reason we had to install security cameras. 351 00:17:09,191 --> 00:17:14,128 - Close the door on your way out. - So that's it? 352 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:19,100 You're turning away sinners who are looking for forgiveness? 353 00:17:19,134 --> 00:17:23,271 This-- this is why white kids are flocking to Allah. 354 00:17:23,306 --> 00:17:25,474 We are in a war for hearts and minds, 355 00:17:25,508 --> 00:17:27,309 and you are shipping American youth 356 00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:29,778 to terror camps in Pakistan. 357 00:17:29,813 --> 00:17:31,513 This is what happens 358 00:17:31,547 --> 00:17:34,015 when you put a German in charge of the church. 359 00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:35,350 You're not leaving, are you? 360 00:17:35,385 --> 00:17:36,351 You could just reprint 361 00:17:36,386 --> 00:17:37,686 the one you did last time. 362 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:40,288 Then you'll get the hell out? 363 00:17:40,323 --> 00:17:42,624 Use parish letterhead. 364 00:17:46,162 --> 00:17:49,665 And if he gets a diaper rash, try the Desitin. 365 00:17:49,699 --> 00:17:52,601 And, um, at night, sing him Song Sung Blue. 366 00:17:52,635 --> 00:17:55,103 - Song Sung... - Yeah, he loves Neil Diamond. 367 00:17:55,138 --> 00:17:57,539 I put the words in the diaper bag. 368 00:17:57,574 --> 00:18:00,843 And tickle him. Don't forget to tickle him. 369 00:18:00,877 --> 00:18:03,846 He loves that, especially under the armpit. 370 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,481 He laughs so hard. 371 00:18:05,515 --> 00:18:07,850 Are you sure this is what you want? 372 00:18:07,885 --> 00:18:12,354 He should know his dad. Yeah. 373 00:18:12,389 --> 00:18:14,890 This way, he'll get to be with everyone, 374 00:18:14,924 --> 00:18:17,059 just like a timeshare. 375 00:18:17,093 --> 00:18:22,031 Yeah. I love you so much, Hymie. 376 00:18:23,433 --> 00:18:26,702 Okay. 377 00:18:26,736 --> 00:18:29,571 Come tomorrow. Tickle him. 378 00:18:29,605 --> 00:18:31,373 I will. 379 00:18:31,407 --> 00:18:35,710 And we'll see you weekends and holidays. 380 00:18:35,745 --> 00:18:40,315 Don't forget Neil Diamond! 381 00:18:40,349 --> 00:18:41,416 [Car door shuts] Sweet Caroline... 382 00:18:41,451 --> 00:18:42,984 [Car starts] 383 00:18:43,019 --> 00:18:44,719 And Cracklin' Rosie get on board! 384 00:18:44,754 --> 00:18:45,987 He loves Neil diamond. 385 00:18:46,022 --> 00:18:47,389 [Car door shuts] 386 00:18:47,423 --> 00:18:50,525 [Sniffles] 387 00:18:50,559 --> 00:18:53,428 It's the right thing to do. 388 00:18:53,462 --> 00:18:56,732 Can't see how. I miss him already. 389 00:19:01,771 --> 00:19:04,306 You want to go upstairs? 390 00:19:05,375 --> 00:19:07,376 Babe? 391 00:19:09,579 --> 00:19:12,447 I should get back to Fiona. 392 00:19:12,482 --> 00:19:13,548 Immigration is getting suspicious. 393 00:19:13,583 --> 00:19:15,217 Not my fault. 394 00:19:15,251 --> 00:19:18,720 How much money do you have in this account, exactly? 395 00:19:18,755 --> 00:19:20,555 Gas bill. 396 00:19:20,590 --> 00:19:22,791 You're going to be here now mornings and nights, yes? 397 00:19:22,826 --> 00:19:25,561 In case Immigration makes another surprise visit? 398 00:19:25,595 --> 00:19:27,729 Yeah, absolutely. Wouldn't miss it. 399 00:19:27,764 --> 00:19:29,431 - Other than tomorrow. - [Speaking foreign language] 400 00:19:29,465 --> 00:19:32,034 Uh, my girlfriend's trying to adopt her siblings. 401 00:19:32,068 --> 00:19:34,036 The court hearing's tomorrow. 402 00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:37,206 You know, didn't even ask me. Just assumed I'd be on board. 403 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,708 And why would she ask you? 404 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:43,946 It's not only her decision. It affects me too. 405 00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:45,915 You always take care of your family. 406 00:19:45,949 --> 00:19:49,452 Yeah, well, I didn't exactly sign up for that. 407 00:19:49,486 --> 00:19:52,221 She is too good for you. Cable. 408 00:19:52,255 --> 00:19:54,222 You mind if I make one of these out to cash? 409 00:19:54,257 --> 00:19:55,824 Nothing big. Just some "walking around" money. 410 00:19:55,859 --> 00:19:57,293 Just a couple grand. 411 00:19:57,327 --> 00:19:59,595 Joint bank account is for Immigration only. 412 00:19:59,629 --> 00:20:01,964 Have a heart. I'm tapped. 413 00:20:01,998 --> 00:20:04,667 My parents' money is tied up in their divorce, 414 00:20:04,701 --> 00:20:06,135 and I'm gonna need some cash 415 00:20:06,169 --> 00:20:07,904 if I'm supporting a whole family now. 416 00:20:08,887 --> 00:20:10,670 You always take care of your family. 417 00:20:11,235 --> 00:20:15,588 You take care of them, not Nando. 418 00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:19,816 There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. 419 00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,485 She's 22. 420 00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:23,287 Had so many kids, she didn't know what to do. 421 00:20:23,321 --> 00:20:26,123 What difference does it make? She's been doing the job for years. 422 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,325 - You cool with it? - Whatever it takes. You? 423 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:31,128 As long as I don't have to call her "mom." 424 00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,497 - Oh, sh-- - Guess who? 425 00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,765 Jimmy's dad? 426 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,501 Hey, you seen Mickey around? 427 00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,903 He's been missing. He owes me 50 bucks. 428 00:20:38,937 --> 00:20:41,773 - He'll be on his feet soon. - What happened? 429 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:44,676 - My dad pistol-whipped him. - Why? 430 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:47,580 Since when does anyone need a reason to pistol-whip Mickey? 431 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:50,316 - Have you signed up yet? - What for? 432 00:20:50,351 --> 00:20:53,319 S.A.T. The deadline's tomorrow. I told you. 433 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,921 I'll do it online. It takes two seconds. 434 00:20:54,955 --> 00:20:56,589 Yeah, you said you'd graduate too, 435 00:20:56,623 --> 00:20:57,990 and you're on your what, fourth semester of senior year? 436 00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,158 My third. Only two courses left. 437 00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:02,527 All right. So, where are we going? 438 00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:05,263 Uh, drew up a will. We need it notarized. 439 00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:08,266 - Ginger Gallagher? - It's a long story. 440 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,969 Well, it looks like you wrote down the wrong year. 441 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,504 Uh, no, that's the right year. 442 00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:14,706 What, 2006? 443 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,777 You're taking the S.A.T.? 444 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,813 Not unless someone's paying me. 445 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,352 - Hey. - You must be Sheila. 446 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:28,720 Yes? 447 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,489 Jody's told us so much about you. 448 00:21:30,524 --> 00:21:32,391 - Oh. - Hey. 449 00:21:32,426 --> 00:21:34,660 Hi. Are you friends of Jody's? 450 00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:36,028 Oh, it was so good to get his call. 451 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,696 Hadn't heard from him in a while. 452 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,365 - Outlet? - Um, it's around the corner. 453 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,400 - Where do you want the plastic? - Plastic? 454 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:42,801 Yeah, the carpet looks nice. Wouldn't want to ruin it. 455 00:21:42,835 --> 00:21:46,138 Oh, um, let me-- Jody? 456 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,540 Did Jody hire you guys to work on the house? 457 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:50,041 Yo, Shawn, this enough lube? 458 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:51,509 Made a Costco run. Got another in the car. 459 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:54,779 Should last us for round one, right? 460 00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:59,584 Jody! 461 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:02,354 What's up, fellas? You stretch yet, old man? 462 00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:04,422 Yeah, yeah. Where do you want the Gatorade? 463 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,391 - Uh, the fridge is fine. - Can I, um, talk to you? 464 00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:08,226 - You meet the guys? - Yeah, I-I did. 465 00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,727 I'll be right back. Ow. What's-- what's wrong? 466 00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:11,896 - Get them out of here! - Why? 467 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,598 - I thought you'd be into it. - Are you nuts? 468 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,267 I figured it'd get your mind off stuff. 469 00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:17,169 I was right to have Hymie go with the Wongs! 470 00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,570 What? 471 00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:20,773 This is not a healthy environment for a child. 472 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:22,107 You mean I'm the reason he's gone? 473 00:22:22,142 --> 00:22:23,375 [Clears throat] 474 00:22:23,410 --> 00:22:25,411 So is-- is this gonna happen or what? 475 00:22:25,446 --> 00:22:27,180 I gotta pick up my daughter from ballet in an hour. 476 00:22:27,214 --> 00:22:30,217 - No! It is not! - Yes! Yes, it is! 477 00:22:30,251 --> 00:22:33,120 - Somewhere else. - Don't sweat it. 478 00:22:33,154 --> 00:22:35,756 I got an eVite to a bukkake party on the West Side. 479 00:22:35,790 --> 00:22:38,592 Sweet. All right, guys. Let's get out of here. 480 00:22:38,627 --> 00:22:40,895 Jody? Jody. 481 00:22:40,929 --> 00:22:46,767 [Dog barking in distance] 482 00:22:46,802 --> 00:22:48,135 Hey, thanks for getting the deadbolt. 483 00:22:48,170 --> 00:22:49,737 - Hey. - How's your mom? 484 00:22:49,771 --> 00:22:53,140 - Just needed a little TLC. - I need to find Frank. 485 00:22:53,174 --> 00:22:55,475 - Oh, he's upstairs. - You let him in? 486 00:22:55,509 --> 00:22:58,745 No, he was already raiding the fridge when I got here. 487 00:23:02,984 --> 00:23:05,219 You seen my suit? 488 00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:07,287 I'm gonna take the kids off your hands. 489 00:23:07,322 --> 00:23:09,090 All you gotta do is sign a form. 490 00:23:09,124 --> 00:23:11,893 Can't find anything in this goddamn house. 491 00:23:11,927 --> 00:23:13,995 Did you hear me? I want the kids. 492 00:23:14,029 --> 00:23:17,331 If you want a kid so bad, toss your birth control pills. 493 00:23:17,366 --> 00:23:20,901 I want you to give up your parental rights. 494 00:23:20,936 --> 00:23:24,271 I'm serious. Look. I already got Monica to sign. 495 00:23:24,306 --> 00:23:26,674 You'd have to find her first. 496 00:23:28,877 --> 00:23:30,811 - Where is she? - Not telling you. 497 00:23:30,845 --> 00:23:32,279 She's my wife. 498 00:23:32,313 --> 00:23:33,513 If she wanted you to know where she is, 499 00:23:33,548 --> 00:23:34,814 she would have told you herself. 500 00:23:34,849 --> 00:23:36,283 Now, you gonna sign the form? 501 00:23:36,317 --> 00:23:38,952 - No! - She did. 502 00:23:38,986 --> 00:23:41,688 - She would never do that. - I got a witness. 503 00:23:41,722 --> 00:23:43,823 It's not like you want your kids anyway. 504 00:23:43,857 --> 00:23:45,992 They're my kids! 505 00:23:46,026 --> 00:23:47,693 You're the one who called DFS on 'em 506 00:23:47,728 --> 00:23:48,995 to have them taken away! 507 00:23:49,029 --> 00:23:51,831 - Bullshit! - I heard the tape. 508 00:23:51,865 --> 00:23:54,267 I never fucking called anybody. 509 00:23:54,301 --> 00:23:57,870 Of course you don't remember. You're drunk all the time. 510 00:23:57,904 --> 00:24:00,106 Just tell me what it's gonna take. 511 00:24:00,140 --> 00:24:04,710 What? Suddenly, you give a shit about your kids? 512 00:24:04,744 --> 00:24:07,446 You don't want to sign, fine. 513 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,349 I'll have you declared unfit. I already got a lawyer. 514 00:24:10,383 --> 00:24:14,820 - I'm getting the kids. - You're not taking my kids! 515 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:18,924 It's Veronica. Says she's got a dead body for you. 516 00:24:21,594 --> 00:24:23,896 - All right. - Hey, V. 517 00:24:23,930 --> 00:24:27,032 [Groans] I'm hungry. 518 00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:29,701 Make more earrings. They're easier. 519 00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:31,837 Gotta escape. Get food. 520 00:24:31,871 --> 00:24:35,474 Mama Kamala sees everything. 521 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:37,242 Could attack her with scissors. 522 00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:40,045 That's like going after a rhino with a butter knife. 523 00:24:40,079 --> 00:24:43,648 Oh, you call that a cross? 524 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:46,051 Give me the damn Krazy Glue, Carley. 525 00:24:46,085 --> 00:24:48,586 Give me your Benadryl. 526 00:24:53,927 --> 00:24:58,931 Now, this is a cross Jesus would be proud to be nailed to. 527 00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:11,076 You want to play with this? All right. 528 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:13,412 Hey, careful with those throwing stars. 529 00:25:13,446 --> 00:25:16,948 They could pierce a jugular. 530 00:25:16,982 --> 00:25:19,351 - You gotta get me out of here. - Why? 531 00:25:19,385 --> 00:25:20,919 They took my rifle, 532 00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:22,887 they make me brush my teeth after every meal, 533 00:25:22,921 --> 00:25:25,256 they're always around, seeing if I'm okay. 534 00:25:25,290 --> 00:25:26,924 Do you mean they're trying to be good parents? 535 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:29,527 Uh, don't forget, Carl. Church in ten minutes. 536 00:25:31,496 --> 00:25:33,198 [Text alert] 537 00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:34,899 Shit. 538 00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:41,272 That's Fiona. I gotta go meet her. 539 00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:43,141 But, hey, um, see if you can get 540 00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:44,576 the security codes for this place. 541 00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:45,943 We'll come back in a couple months 542 00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:47,578 and steal a bunch of this shit, all right? 543 00:25:47,612 --> 00:25:50,080 Hang in there. 544 00:25:52,917 --> 00:25:55,252 Come on, Mandy, we gotta go. 545 00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:59,089 See you, buddy. 546 00:25:59,123 --> 00:26:01,158 Bye. 547 00:26:02,527 --> 00:26:05,496 [Upbeat music] 548 00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:10,101 ♪ ♪ 549 00:26:10,135 --> 00:26:14,138 [Gunshots] 550 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:29,853 So, uh, thanks to me, 551 00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:32,022 you've been pistol-whipped and shot in the ass? 552 00:26:32,056 --> 00:26:34,958 [Gunshot] 553 00:26:34,993 --> 00:26:37,528 Just want to make sure you're okay. 554 00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:39,496 [Gunshot] 555 00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:41,531 Hey, I can't stop thinking about it, 556 00:26:41,566 --> 00:26:45,101 what happened. 557 00:26:47,038 --> 00:26:51,275 Would you at least look at me? 558 00:26:51,309 --> 00:26:53,544 [Gunshot] 559 00:26:53,578 --> 00:26:56,880 Fine. 560 00:26:56,915 --> 00:26:58,015 [Gunshot] 561 00:26:58,049 --> 00:27:00,017 [Toy squeaks] 562 00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:01,518 Hey, seen any of your boyfriend's 563 00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:03,153 Sex Addicts Anonymous chips? 564 00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:06,156 I need one for court. 565 00:27:06,191 --> 00:27:09,526 He doesn't care about Sex Addicts Anonymous anymore, 566 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,561 and it's all my fault. 567 00:27:11,595 --> 00:27:14,997 You know where he keeps 'em? 568 00:27:15,032 --> 00:27:18,301 What's going on? 569 00:27:18,335 --> 00:27:19,468 Where's the kid? 570 00:27:19,503 --> 00:27:22,038 [Crying] 571 00:27:22,072 --> 00:27:26,909 Mrs. Wong's. His grandmother. 572 00:27:26,944 --> 00:27:30,046 - You let her take him? - Not forever. 573 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:33,583 But this is not a healthy environment for a child. 574 00:27:33,617 --> 00:27:37,320 Jody is out of control, 575 00:27:37,354 --> 00:27:39,522 and he told me this would happen, 576 00:27:39,557 --> 00:27:41,691 and I just pushed him and pushed him and-- 577 00:27:41,726 --> 00:27:44,394 I'm gonna miss that little half-wit. 578 00:27:44,428 --> 00:27:48,498 I'm just packing up some of his favorite toys. 579 00:27:48,532 --> 00:27:51,067 Made in China, just like him. 580 00:27:51,101 --> 00:27:54,103 No wonder he likes 'em so much. 581 00:27:54,138 --> 00:27:58,375 Must be a sense memory thing with the lead paint. 582 00:27:58,409 --> 00:28:01,679 Don't let the kid go. Fight for him. 583 00:28:01,713 --> 00:28:03,514 How? 584 00:28:03,548 --> 00:28:06,050 I can't have a child here with Jody's problem. 585 00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:07,451 He just won't even listen. 586 00:28:07,486 --> 00:28:09,754 Well, don't take no for an answer. 587 00:28:15,126 --> 00:28:17,728 We could help him see. 588 00:28:17,762 --> 00:28:19,730 [Laughs] We? 589 00:28:19,764 --> 00:28:23,234 - An intervention. - Whoa! No, no, no, no, no. 590 00:28:23,268 --> 00:28:25,536 - Yeah. - Interventions aren't my thing. 591 00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:29,773 - Oh, Frank! Please. - My libertarian leanings. 592 00:28:29,807 --> 00:28:31,541 Live and let live. You understand. 593 00:28:31,576 --> 00:28:37,247 Okay, well, take a day or two before you have to move out. 594 00:28:37,282 --> 00:28:39,716 Move out? 595 00:28:39,751 --> 00:28:43,120 [Dogs barking in distance] 596 00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:46,590 Laronda. Come on, Laronda. 597 00:28:46,625 --> 00:28:48,158 This is our chance. 598 00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:52,196 - No. - [Groans] 599 00:29:03,008 --> 00:29:06,510 [Snoring] 600 00:29:27,066 --> 00:29:29,968 Mama Kamala sees everything, hmm? 601 00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:34,539 I can't believe I'm doing this. 602 00:29:34,573 --> 00:29:36,875 - You take care of the will? - Signed and notarized. 603 00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:38,877 [Knocks on door] Lanny. 604 00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:42,480 I told you. Two taps, then three. 605 00:29:42,515 --> 00:29:44,115 Forgot the code. Let us in? 606 00:29:44,150 --> 00:29:46,584 Which one of you is looking for an old white woman? 607 00:29:50,690 --> 00:29:53,191 Just booked a first class ticket to eternal damnation. 608 00:29:53,226 --> 00:29:55,227 Out of rigor mortis, starting to decompose. 609 00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:56,862 And, lucky for you, set to be cremated. 610 00:29:56,896 --> 00:29:58,530 Won't her family ask questions? 611 00:29:58,564 --> 00:30:00,398 Got a Jane Doe in the back, never been IDed. 612 00:30:00,433 --> 00:30:02,467 Best thing about ashes-- they all look the same. 613 00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:05,537 - What do you want for her? - I could use a pick-me-up. 614 00:30:05,571 --> 00:30:07,372 Night shift's killing me. [Phone chimes] 615 00:30:07,406 --> 00:30:09,340 - What's your poison? - I'm not picky. 616 00:30:09,375 --> 00:30:11,643 Hmm. Can you guys handle it from here? 617 00:30:11,677 --> 00:30:13,511 Mom, she got a little ambitious on the Ambien. 618 00:30:13,546 --> 00:30:15,380 I'll meet you back at the house. 619 00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:18,516 You'll want to work fast. She won't stay cold long. 620 00:30:20,886 --> 00:30:26,858 [Shouting in Portuguese] 621 00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:31,495 [Shouting in Portuguese] 622 00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:33,397 I told you, I don't speak Spanish. 623 00:30:33,432 --> 00:30:35,433 Get the fuck out! 624 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:38,503 Give me a couple minutes. I'll recharge. 625 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:41,373 You got any roast beef? I just need some protein. Ho--! 626 00:30:41,407 --> 00:30:44,710 Where the hell did you come from? 627 00:30:44,744 --> 00:30:46,578 - My husband. - Yeah. 628 00:30:46,612 --> 00:30:48,947 I thought she was lying about being married, man. 629 00:30:48,982 --> 00:30:50,582 Oh, no, we're married. Joint bank accounts. 630 00:30:50,617 --> 00:30:52,351 - I can show you the paperwork. - You go! 631 00:30:52,385 --> 00:30:53,752 - I need my clothes! - Go now! 632 00:30:53,787 --> 00:30:56,421 I'm naked! 633 00:30:56,456 --> 00:30:59,057 Hey, that wasn't the I.N.S., was it? 634 00:30:59,092 --> 00:31:02,394 Ten seconds, all he has! Push, push, push, done! 635 00:31:02,428 --> 00:31:03,695 You called me here for this? 636 00:31:03,729 --> 00:31:07,132 - Finish me? - You're kidding. 637 00:31:07,167 --> 00:31:09,135 Okay, so that's all I'm good for now, 638 00:31:09,169 --> 00:31:11,905 is, uh, babysitting and a-- and a booty call? 639 00:31:19,279 --> 00:31:22,815 Coming? 640 00:31:22,849 --> 00:31:24,483 Hopefully not for at least ten seconds. 641 00:31:24,518 --> 00:31:27,220 ♪ Hey, I've been around the world with the fantasy girls ♪ 642 00:31:27,255 --> 00:31:29,256 ♪ and I ain't never seen an ass like that ♪ 643 00:31:31,459 --> 00:31:32,659 [All groaning] 644 00:31:32,694 --> 00:31:34,094 [Gags] 645 00:31:34,128 --> 00:31:36,830 - Okay. - Get the legs. 646 00:31:36,864 --> 00:31:38,599 Jeez, it fucking reeks! 647 00:31:38,633 --> 00:31:41,835 Need the biohazard mask they use when Ebola breaks out. 648 00:31:41,870 --> 00:31:44,238 This is the best we've got. Cover your nose. 649 00:31:44,272 --> 00:31:45,840 Lip, get her fucking legs, man. 650 00:31:45,874 --> 00:31:47,441 Are we really gonna do this? 651 00:31:47,475 --> 00:31:49,143 We're not taking any chances. Okay. 652 00:31:49,178 --> 00:31:51,279 Okay, okay. Come on. 653 00:31:51,313 --> 00:31:53,681 [All groaning] 654 00:31:53,715 --> 00:31:55,583 - You got her? - Lift up! 655 00:31:55,617 --> 00:31:56,583 - Okay. - All right. 656 00:31:56,618 --> 00:32:00,387 Okay, okay. Oh, boy. 657 00:32:03,191 --> 00:32:05,659 [Sighs] 658 00:32:07,328 --> 00:32:11,532 Okay, who wants to do the honors? 659 00:32:14,169 --> 00:32:16,370 The real Aunt Ginger lost a toe. 660 00:32:16,405 --> 00:32:19,773 Somebody's got to snip it. V, you're a nurse. 661 00:32:19,808 --> 00:32:21,809 Not a chance. 662 00:32:26,213 --> 00:32:28,678 All right. Oh, fuck. 663 00:32:32,555 --> 00:32:34,556 Won't it bleed? 664 00:32:34,590 --> 00:32:36,591 Heart's stopped pumping. 665 00:32:42,399 --> 00:32:46,502 Oh, fuck. No, no, no, no. Oh! 666 00:32:46,536 --> 00:32:48,704 Glue it shut when I'm done. 667 00:32:48,738 --> 00:32:50,839 [Groans] 668 00:32:55,679 --> 00:32:58,213 [Door opens] 669 00:33:05,923 --> 00:33:09,592 - Debbie? What's going on? - Are you okay? 670 00:33:09,626 --> 00:33:13,095 - I can't talk. Hungry. - Are they not feeding you? 671 00:33:13,130 --> 00:33:16,099 - Do we have any more milk? - You're not going back there. 672 00:33:16,133 --> 00:33:17,867 I've got to bring food to the others. 673 00:33:17,902 --> 00:33:20,103 Grab bread and cereal. We're gonna need grocery bags. 674 00:33:20,137 --> 00:33:21,938 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 675 00:33:21,973 --> 00:33:24,874 You're coming home, Debs, I promise. 676 00:33:24,908 --> 00:33:27,877 [Rock music] 677 00:33:27,911 --> 00:33:35,885 ♪ ♪ 678 00:33:47,499 --> 00:33:48,799 [Gasps] 679 00:33:48,833 --> 00:33:51,169 [Wire cutters click] 680 00:33:53,806 --> 00:33:57,775 Sheila, can you get me the ice pack? 681 00:34:00,446 --> 00:34:02,213 What's going on? Why is Tommy here? 682 00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:05,250 Jody, we're here because we care about you. 683 00:34:05,284 --> 00:34:06,718 What? 684 00:34:06,752 --> 00:34:08,253 Your drinking is destroying your family! 685 00:34:08,287 --> 00:34:09,554 It's not that kind of intervention. 686 00:34:09,588 --> 00:34:12,224 Oh. Great. 687 00:34:12,258 --> 00:34:13,792 - Intervention? - Sit down, Jody. 688 00:34:13,826 --> 00:34:15,560 I just dropped a dozen loads. I need to get some ice. 689 00:34:15,594 --> 00:34:19,831 Sit down. Sit. Sheila has prepared some remarks. 690 00:34:19,866 --> 00:34:24,270 I have. 691 00:34:24,304 --> 00:34:29,075 "Jody, when you tried to get me to be intimate 692 00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:30,576 with three of your friends, 693 00:34:30,610 --> 00:34:34,780 it made me feel sad and overextended. 694 00:34:34,814 --> 00:34:36,681 Sex in a committed relationship 695 00:34:36,716 --> 00:34:39,151 shouldn't involve sheets of plastic 696 00:34:39,185 --> 00:34:42,120 and depriving a body of oxygen." 697 00:34:42,155 --> 00:34:43,588 Sheila, I'm-- 698 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:45,924 "If you do not get the help you need, 699 00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:49,461 you will force me to shut you out of my life 700 00:34:49,496 --> 00:34:52,030 and the life of my grandson Hymie, 701 00:34:52,064 --> 00:34:54,332 who needs a healthy environment." 702 00:34:54,367 --> 00:34:56,435 - Sheils. - Gotta go cold turkey. 703 00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:58,203 - Can we talk about this? - There's only one way. 704 00:34:58,237 --> 00:35:01,907 Handcuff yourself and sweat it out. 705 00:35:07,513 --> 00:35:09,881 [Exhales] Okay. 706 00:35:09,916 --> 00:35:11,483 Not that easy. 707 00:35:11,517 --> 00:35:13,518 - Need something from you. - What? 708 00:35:13,553 --> 00:35:17,223 Chips are earned through blood, sweat, and tears. 709 00:35:17,257 --> 00:35:20,259 When you've earned them, you'll get 'em back. 710 00:35:23,230 --> 00:35:25,398 Fair enough. 711 00:35:25,432 --> 00:35:27,433 Over there. 712 00:35:31,538 --> 00:35:34,507 I'm proud of you, Jody. 713 00:35:34,541 --> 00:35:36,475 Thank you, Frank. 714 00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:39,011 Atta boy! 715 00:35:44,551 --> 00:35:46,719 Paramedics buying it? 716 00:35:48,121 --> 00:35:50,355 [Indistinct radio transmission] 717 00:35:50,389 --> 00:35:52,924 Been dead at least a day or two. 718 00:35:52,959 --> 00:35:54,827 We were gone for a few days. 719 00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:57,429 We found her when we got back. 720 00:35:57,463 --> 00:35:59,431 You're Patrick's cousin, right? 721 00:35:59,465 --> 00:36:01,225 - You know Patrick? - Play softball together. 722 00:36:01,234 --> 00:36:03,235 He's, uh, he's a hell of a bat, 723 00:36:03,269 --> 00:36:06,405 but he can barely make it to first base without oxygen. 724 00:36:06,439 --> 00:36:10,242 You are in a lot better shape. 725 00:36:10,276 --> 00:36:12,044 Well, that's not saying much. 726 00:36:12,078 --> 00:36:14,913 Cousin Patrick's like a coronary waiting to happen. 727 00:36:14,948 --> 00:36:16,448 Yeah. 728 00:36:16,483 --> 00:36:19,585 Look, I know this isn't exactly a great time, 729 00:36:19,619 --> 00:36:23,522 but, uh, are you seeing anyone? 730 00:36:23,557 --> 00:36:27,526 Can we talk about it after I bury my aunt? 731 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,597 Right. Sorry. 732 00:36:31,632 --> 00:36:36,936 Um, I'll make sure to pass along my condolences to Patrick. 733 00:36:43,310 --> 00:36:44,477 [Bottles clink] 734 00:36:44,511 --> 00:36:46,378 You're sure about this? 735 00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:50,249 It's the only way we can keep you from resisting your urges. 736 00:36:50,283 --> 00:36:51,750 It's really hard. 737 00:36:51,784 --> 00:36:54,286 I'll be with you the whole time. 738 00:36:54,321 --> 00:36:55,788 No, I mean, it's really hard. 739 00:36:55,822 --> 00:36:57,790 Handcuffs turn me on. 740 00:36:57,824 --> 00:36:58,856 [Gasp] 741 00:37:02,629 --> 00:37:04,330 [Laughs] 742 00:37:04,364 --> 00:37:07,166 They don't give you extra credit for showing up early. 743 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,903 - Where's your lawyer? - In labor, crapping out a kid. 744 00:37:10,938 --> 00:37:13,673 - Representing myself. - Well, got some bad news. 745 00:37:13,707 --> 00:37:17,110 Aunt Ginger passed away. Yeah. 746 00:37:17,144 --> 00:37:19,813 On the plus side, it turns out she left me the house. 747 00:37:19,847 --> 00:37:22,316 - What did you do? - Only what I had to. 748 00:37:22,350 --> 00:37:23,984 How about a thank you? 749 00:37:24,019 --> 00:37:25,086 Now there's no danger they'll haul you away 750 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,287 for social security fraud. 751 00:37:26,321 --> 00:37:28,656 No more checks to cash, either. 752 00:37:28,691 --> 00:37:30,158 Fuck you very much. 753 00:37:30,192 --> 00:37:31,993 Always about the money, isn't it? 754 00:37:32,028 --> 00:37:35,064 Work this out inside. That's why we're here. 755 00:37:38,235 --> 00:37:40,536 I'll see you in there. 756 00:37:40,570 --> 00:37:44,673 - Fiona! - Hey! I missed you so much! 757 00:37:44,708 --> 00:37:49,011 Hiya! Hi! Where's my little man? Hi! 758 00:37:49,045 --> 00:37:52,547 - Hey, room for us in here? - Hi. 759 00:37:52,581 --> 00:37:53,948 - Get the will? - Yeah, yeah, got it. 760 00:37:53,983 --> 00:37:56,585 - Go file it now. - Okay. 761 00:38:01,691 --> 00:38:05,661 Frank! Is it you? 762 00:38:05,696 --> 00:38:07,697 Mom. 763 00:38:18,107 --> 00:38:20,342 Oh! 764 00:38:25,881 --> 00:38:27,882 [Laughs] 765 00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:38,125 [Laughs] 766 00:38:40,429 --> 00:38:42,430 Are you okay? 767 00:38:42,464 --> 00:38:46,167 Yeah, I'm just pretty hungry. 768 00:38:46,201 --> 00:38:48,903 - Would you make me something? - Oh, my God. 769 00:38:51,574 --> 00:38:55,143 Of course I'll make you something. 770 00:38:58,648 --> 00:39:02,750 DFS. I'd like to get it started here. 771 00:39:02,785 --> 00:39:04,285 Thank you, Your Honor. 772 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,121 Britney Sturges, Department of Family Services. 773 00:39:07,156 --> 00:39:09,223 After receiving a report about the Gallagher home, 774 00:39:09,258 --> 00:39:11,459 I found the children under Francis Gallagher's care 775 00:39:11,494 --> 00:39:13,028 in a state of neglect. 776 00:39:13,062 --> 00:39:15,597 We subsequently removed the children from the home 777 00:39:15,631 --> 00:39:17,399 for their own protection. 778 00:39:17,433 --> 00:39:19,367 Mr. Gallagher, you want the children back? 779 00:39:19,402 --> 00:39:21,469 They're my kids, Your Honor. 780 00:39:21,504 --> 00:39:25,139 The mother has relinquished her parental rights. 781 00:39:25,173 --> 00:39:26,474 What does that mean? 782 00:39:26,508 --> 00:39:28,109 Monica doesn't want to be our mom? 783 00:39:28,143 --> 00:39:30,611 She did it for you guys, so I can bring you home. 784 00:39:30,645 --> 00:39:32,546 And Ms. Gallagher has filed a petition 785 00:39:32,581 --> 00:39:34,548 to terminate the father's parental rights. 786 00:39:34,582 --> 00:39:36,149 Yes, Your Honor. 787 00:39:36,184 --> 00:39:37,624 Are you prepared to assume custody? 788 00:39:37,652 --> 00:39:39,220 I am. 789 00:39:39,254 --> 00:39:40,955 I can provide a stable environment for the kids, 790 00:39:40,989 --> 00:39:43,150 something that has been sorely lacking with our father. 791 00:39:43,158 --> 00:39:47,295 I have a full-time job, and I will soon own a home. 792 00:39:51,867 --> 00:39:56,805 Hi, um, Cleopatra. I'm here to file a will, please. 793 00:39:58,874 --> 00:40:00,842 - Ginger Gallagher. - Mm-hmm. 794 00:40:00,876 --> 00:40:03,979 - Second one today. - What? 795 00:40:04,013 --> 00:40:05,914 Had another will filed earlier. 796 00:40:05,948 --> 00:40:09,951 Um, how-- how is that possible? 797 00:40:09,985 --> 00:40:14,822 Well, here's it, uh... 798 00:40:14,857 --> 00:40:16,424 Dated last year. 799 00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:19,528 - It supersedes yours. - Who the hell filed it? 800 00:40:22,398 --> 00:40:25,801 Patrick Gallagher. 801 00:40:25,835 --> 00:40:29,471 - Cousin Patrick. - She leave the house to him? 802 00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:33,475 Thank you. 803 00:40:33,509 --> 00:40:35,910 Next! 804 00:40:37,546 --> 00:40:42,117 Eggs Benedict, coming up. 805 00:40:42,151 --> 00:40:45,220 Mmm! Voila! 806 00:40:45,254 --> 00:40:46,955 Uhh! [Laughs] 807 00:40:46,989 --> 00:40:52,359 - Toast and some fruit. - Good. 808 00:40:52,394 --> 00:40:54,294 Mmm! 809 00:40:58,867 --> 00:41:00,902 I owe you an apology. 810 00:41:00,936 --> 00:41:03,137 I never should have said those things. 811 00:41:03,172 --> 00:41:07,842 I never should have made you choose. 812 00:41:07,876 --> 00:41:09,677 Um... 813 00:41:09,711 --> 00:41:12,747 Where is he? My baby? 814 00:41:16,885 --> 00:41:21,856 He's not living here right now. 815 00:41:21,890 --> 00:41:22,990 Where is he? 816 00:41:23,025 --> 00:41:25,827 He's with his daddy. 817 00:41:25,861 --> 00:41:29,430 He's where he belongs for now, 818 00:41:29,465 --> 00:41:33,267 and you're back where you belong. 819 00:41:33,302 --> 00:41:35,870 I don't deserve him after what I did. 820 00:41:35,904 --> 00:41:38,706 Don't say that. 821 00:41:38,741 --> 00:41:40,708 I don't. 822 00:41:40,742 --> 00:41:42,910 The best thing about mistakes is, 823 00:41:42,944 --> 00:41:44,946 we get to correct them. 824 00:41:49,918 --> 00:41:54,722 His name is Hiram, and we call him Hymie, 825 00:41:54,756 --> 00:42:00,727 and he is a beautiful, wonderful baby boy. 826 00:42:00,762 --> 00:42:02,963 Hymie. 827 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:09,470 Go on. Eat it while it's hot. 828 00:42:09,504 --> 00:42:11,305 Of course. Thank you. 829 00:42:11,340 --> 00:42:13,541 I love you. 830 00:42:13,575 --> 00:42:17,579 Your brother Ian testified 831 00:42:17,613 --> 00:42:19,981 about your father's months-long absence. 832 00:42:20,015 --> 00:42:21,949 Did his disappearance make you sad? 833 00:42:21,984 --> 00:42:24,920 I don't know. 834 00:42:24,954 --> 00:42:27,923 Were you glad when he came back? 835 00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:29,625 He got me into camp. 836 00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:31,627 - Camp? - My first time. 837 00:42:31,661 --> 00:42:33,662 Had a good time at camp? 838 00:42:33,697 --> 00:42:35,664 Yeah. 839 00:42:35,698 --> 00:42:37,299 Happy when he came back? 840 00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:39,135 I guess. 841 00:42:39,169 --> 00:42:41,770 What about you, Deborah? 842 00:42:41,805 --> 00:42:45,574 Were you glad when your father came back? 843 00:42:45,608 --> 00:42:48,477 I was glad he wasn't dead. 844 00:42:48,512 --> 00:42:50,513 Did you miss him while he was gone? 845 00:42:50,547 --> 00:42:53,281 Uh, very much. 846 00:42:53,316 --> 00:42:55,650 Did he get you into camp? 847 00:42:55,685 --> 00:42:58,487 Mm-mm. I spent the summer at the pool. 848 00:42:58,521 --> 00:43:00,456 Daddy helped me learn. 849 00:43:00,490 --> 00:43:01,991 How to swim? 850 00:43:02,025 --> 00:43:04,493 Sort of. It was a hard summer. 851 00:43:04,528 --> 00:43:07,430 I wouldn't have made it through without him. 852 00:43:07,464 --> 00:43:11,334 Fiona helped me too. 853 00:43:11,368 --> 00:43:14,137 Mr. Gallagher, you have very special children. 854 00:43:14,171 --> 00:43:16,606 That's why I had to leave, Your Honor. 855 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,475 I couldn't stand to see them 856 00:43:18,509 --> 00:43:21,812 live through my battles with addiction any longer. 857 00:43:21,846 --> 00:43:24,048 It's my fight, not theirs. 858 00:43:24,082 --> 00:43:27,619 - So, you left. - To get help. 859 00:43:27,653 --> 00:43:31,522 Sometimes the hardest part is admitting you need it, 860 00:43:31,557 --> 00:43:35,059 and I didn't want to come home until I was clean and sober, 861 00:43:35,094 --> 00:43:38,563 a father they could be proud of. 862 00:43:38,597 --> 00:43:40,298 It isn't easy, 863 00:43:40,332 --> 00:43:43,467 but every day I still have one of these is a good day. 864 00:43:43,501 --> 00:43:45,569 You're not buying this, are you? 865 00:43:45,604 --> 00:43:48,538 - Ms. Gallagher. - Have you seen his record? 866 00:43:48,572 --> 00:43:50,407 Right here. 867 00:43:50,441 --> 00:43:52,810 Breaking and entering, drunk and disorderlies, 868 00:43:52,844 --> 00:43:55,312 public urination, solicitation, possession, 869 00:43:55,347 --> 00:43:58,515 possession with intent, domestic disturbance, 870 00:43:58,550 --> 00:44:00,651 four DUIs, and you don't even own a car. 871 00:44:00,686 --> 00:44:03,354 Alcohol is a cruel mistress. 872 00:44:03,388 --> 00:44:05,222 He hasn't stopped drinking, and he never will. 873 00:44:05,257 --> 00:44:07,324 Your Honor, if I may? 874 00:44:07,359 --> 00:44:10,160 Fiona has been hurt by my behavior too many times 875 00:44:10,195 --> 00:44:11,228 to believe I've changed. 876 00:44:11,263 --> 00:44:13,398 That's my fault, not hers. 877 00:44:13,432 --> 00:44:16,901 She has kept things going in my absence, 878 00:44:16,935 --> 00:44:19,837 and I will be forever grateful. 879 00:44:19,871 --> 00:44:23,440 I'm not the perfect parent. 880 00:44:23,475 --> 00:44:27,778 I like to have a good time, to live life to the fullest. 881 00:44:27,813 --> 00:44:32,549 Sometimes I go too far. 882 00:44:32,584 --> 00:44:35,553 But I love my kids. 883 00:44:35,587 --> 00:44:38,556 They mean the world to me. 884 00:44:40,492 --> 00:44:43,794 I don't know-- I don't know what I'd be 885 00:44:43,829 --> 00:44:45,429 if I wasn't a dad. 886 00:44:45,464 --> 00:44:48,066 I'd be nothing. 887 00:44:48,100 --> 00:44:50,935 Please don't take my kids away from me. 888 00:44:52,171 --> 00:44:55,040 Ms. Gallagher, you want to tell me 889 00:44:55,074 --> 00:44:58,109 why your father should be declared unfit? 890 00:45:02,748 --> 00:45:05,751 We were living out of a car once. 891 00:45:05,785 --> 00:45:08,987 Uncle Nick had kicked us out. 892 00:45:09,021 --> 00:45:12,724 We couldn't find anyone else who'd take us in. 893 00:45:12,758 --> 00:45:16,093 Lip and Ian and me were sleeping in the backseat 894 00:45:16,128 --> 00:45:18,329 when Frank pulled over. 895 00:45:18,363 --> 00:45:22,633 Middle of the night. Think it was Halstead. 896 00:45:22,667 --> 00:45:25,135 Told me to take the boys and sit on a curb, 897 00:45:25,170 --> 00:45:27,805 and he'd be right back. 898 00:45:27,839 --> 00:45:31,809 I was six. 899 00:45:31,843 --> 00:45:35,012 Few hours later, we're still sitting on the sidewalk, 900 00:45:35,047 --> 00:45:38,482 and Ian's head is burning up. 901 00:45:38,517 --> 00:45:42,153 He's hysterical. I don't know what to do. 902 00:45:42,187 --> 00:45:46,357 So I ran down the street, Lip under one arm, 903 00:45:46,391 --> 00:45:50,362 Ian under the other, trying to flag down help. 904 00:45:50,396 --> 00:45:53,165 It would have been easier scoring crack 905 00:45:53,199 --> 00:45:54,967 than a ride to the clinic. 906 00:45:55,001 --> 00:45:58,937 I finally made it on foot. 907 00:45:58,972 --> 00:46:03,642 They said Ian had a fever of 104. 908 00:46:03,676 --> 00:46:07,679 Another couple hours, who knows? 909 00:46:09,348 --> 00:46:14,152 I didn't find Frank till a couple days later. 910 00:46:15,355 --> 00:46:18,457 First thing he asked me 911 00:46:18,491 --> 00:46:20,659 was how much money I had on me. 912 00:46:25,765 --> 00:46:28,700 I wish I could say that was the only time, 913 00:46:28,735 --> 00:46:32,071 but it was just the first. 914 00:46:32,105 --> 00:46:35,074 My mother's bipolar 915 00:46:35,108 --> 00:46:39,812 and my father's an alcoholic and an addict. 916 00:46:39,846 --> 00:46:42,748 He takes what he pleases and he offers nothing. 917 00:46:42,783 --> 00:46:46,519 No money, no support. 918 00:46:49,623 --> 00:46:53,092 I've done what I could to help raise my siblings. 919 00:46:53,126 --> 00:46:55,761 I wish I could have done more. 920 00:46:55,796 --> 00:46:58,031 I'm not asking for your pity 921 00:46:58,065 --> 00:47:00,599 or your admiration. 922 00:47:00,634 --> 00:47:02,235 I just want to be able to give these kids 923 00:47:02,269 --> 00:47:03,903 everything that they deserve, 924 00:47:03,937 --> 00:47:08,974 because they're great kids and they deserve better. 925 00:47:10,611 --> 00:47:11,577 Chambers, please. 926 00:47:11,612 --> 00:47:14,347 [Gavel bangs] 927 00:47:14,381 --> 00:47:17,516 I know you didn't ask for it, but you've got my admiration. 928 00:47:17,551 --> 00:47:20,553 Your siblings are very fortunate to have you. 929 00:47:20,587 --> 00:47:22,622 I just want to bring 'em home. 930 00:47:22,656 --> 00:47:24,023 Well, from all appearances, 931 00:47:24,058 --> 00:47:26,058 your father's a pathological liar, 932 00:47:26,093 --> 00:47:28,761 and it's just a matter of time before he screws up again. 933 00:47:28,795 --> 00:47:30,429 Now, it's my job to determine 934 00:47:30,464 --> 00:47:32,131 what's in the best interest of the children, 935 00:47:32,166 --> 00:47:34,267 and I would rather not leave them in his care, 936 00:47:34,301 --> 00:47:36,269 but here's my problem. 937 00:47:36,304 --> 00:47:38,204 Neglectful as he may be, 938 00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,707 that's not enough to prove abuse. 939 00:47:40,742 --> 00:47:42,976 So you're gonna let him keep his rights to the kids? 940 00:47:43,011 --> 00:47:47,815 I'm considering appointing you the guardian, 941 00:47:47,849 --> 00:47:49,717 which would give you legal rights 942 00:47:49,751 --> 00:47:51,485 to make decisions about these kids. 943 00:47:51,519 --> 00:47:53,753 As guardian, you'd have a legal role in their lives 944 00:47:53,788 --> 00:47:54,954 from here on. 945 00:47:54,989 --> 00:47:57,891 - Okay. - Hold on. 946 00:47:57,925 --> 00:48:00,893 I said I was considering it. 947 00:48:03,263 --> 00:48:06,666 Taking care of these kids would be your life. 948 00:48:06,700 --> 00:48:08,335 It already is. 949 00:48:08,369 --> 00:48:09,970 And you're prepared to be responsible for them 950 00:48:10,004 --> 00:48:11,304 until they're 18? 951 00:48:11,338 --> 00:48:12,438 You have one brother who's two. 952 00:48:12,472 --> 00:48:14,240 That's 16 more years. 953 00:48:14,274 --> 00:48:16,076 If that's what's in their best interest. 954 00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:19,779 Well, what's in your best interest? 955 00:48:19,813 --> 00:48:21,514 I have a daughter, 956 00:48:21,548 --> 00:48:23,149 and when she was around your age, 957 00:48:23,183 --> 00:48:24,651 she went to college. 958 00:48:24,685 --> 00:48:26,085 She traveled across the country. 959 00:48:26,119 --> 00:48:27,620 It was the best time of her life. 960 00:48:27,654 --> 00:48:30,490 Now, if you decide to do this, 961 00:48:30,524 --> 00:48:32,792 there's no changing your mind. 962 00:48:32,827 --> 00:48:36,096 Your siblings come first, even-- even if you decide 963 00:48:36,130 --> 00:48:37,810 that you want your life back at some point. 964 00:48:37,832 --> 00:48:40,500 Even if you get married and you and your husband 965 00:48:40,535 --> 00:48:42,469 want to start a new family. 966 00:48:42,503 --> 00:48:46,173 I appreciate how you feel about these kids, 967 00:48:46,208 --> 00:48:49,143 but I wouldn't want that for my daughter. 968 00:48:49,177 --> 00:48:52,746 We're talking about the rest of your life. 969 00:49:00,422 --> 00:49:03,624 Mr. Gallagher, you have admitted it's been challenging 970 00:49:03,659 --> 00:49:05,559 to handle this responsibility on your own. 971 00:49:05,593 --> 00:49:10,198 Now, if I allow you to retain your parental rights, 972 00:49:10,232 --> 00:49:11,666 would you consent to your daughter 973 00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:14,335 becoming guardian to these children? 974 00:49:14,369 --> 00:49:16,304 They'd still be my kids? 975 00:49:16,338 --> 00:49:18,339 Provided you attend 60 days of AA. 976 00:49:18,374 --> 00:49:22,210 But she'd have all the responsibility? 977 00:49:22,245 --> 00:49:24,579 Not all, but yes. 978 00:49:24,614 --> 00:49:27,048 Works for me. 979 00:49:32,689 --> 00:49:35,423 Would you agree to be the guardian 980 00:49:35,458 --> 00:49:38,860 of these children? 981 00:49:38,894 --> 00:49:41,429 Yes, I do. 982 00:49:41,463 --> 00:49:45,666 Well, that will be my order, then. 983 00:49:45,701 --> 00:49:46,767 Take your children home. 984 00:49:46,802 --> 00:49:47,768 [Gavel bangs] 985 00:49:47,803 --> 00:49:51,906 [Cheering] 986 00:49:51,940 --> 00:49:53,908 [Laughter] 987 00:49:53,942 --> 00:49:54,909 Oh! 988 00:49:54,943 --> 00:49:58,879 [Upbeat music] 989 00:49:58,914 --> 00:50:00,581 You gonna tell her about the house? 990 00:50:00,615 --> 00:50:01,581 Not yet. 991 00:50:07,889 --> 00:50:09,922 I got my kids back! 992 00:50:09,957 --> 00:50:12,124 [Laughs] 993 00:50:12,159 --> 00:50:14,293 Drinks on the house! 994 00:50:14,327 --> 00:50:16,395 Just one. Just one. 995 00:50:16,429 --> 00:50:17,529 - Just one. - Just one. 996 00:50:17,564 --> 00:50:19,465 We'll start with one. 997 00:50:25,672 --> 00:50:27,539 So, where are the kids at, Frank? 998 00:50:27,574 --> 00:50:31,377 Eh, fuck if I know. Who's got the next round? 999 00:50:31,411 --> 00:50:33,045 I got Xbox! 1000 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,247 - Who wants to hit the pool? - Oh, me! 1001 00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:36,916 I got swim diapers. 1002 00:50:36,950 --> 00:50:38,951 [Laughs] 1003 00:50:41,021 --> 00:50:44,323 Guess we're not getting our own place anytime soon. 1004 00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:48,494 I'll grab towels! 1005 00:50:48,528 --> 00:50:51,496 [Upbeat music] 1006 00:51:01,374 --> 00:51:06,145 ♪ Put the window down ♪ 1007 00:51:06,179 --> 00:51:09,347 ♪ move on over here ♪ 1008 00:51:12,118 --> 00:51:14,219 [Gasps] 1009 00:51:16,456 --> 00:51:19,024 Jody? 1010 00:51:19,058 --> 00:51:21,994 Are you blowing yourself? 1011 00:51:22,028 --> 00:51:24,996 Hey. 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