1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:03,764 (PLATES CLATTER) 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,881 This is what happens when you miss an episode of Shameless. 3 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:10,688 Your entire life goes completely to shit. 4 00:00:11,520 --> 00:00:15,844 Anyone try to find me when I was in the ICU for the last month? 5 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,365 We were kind of hoping you were dead. 6 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,762 - FIONA: You good? - LIP: I learned I'm not an alcoholic. 7 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:22,283 What about finishing college, is that off the table? 8 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,250 I got a professor, he's gonna help me find something. 9 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:27,206 A tech start-up. ltjust might be a while before I get paid, you know? 10 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,284 This management thing is a pain in my ass. I'm losing money. 11 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:32,528 Tell you what, pay yourself an extra 50 cents an hour. 12 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,563 - Make up the difference. - An extra buck an hour. 13 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:36,041 Done. 14 00:00:38,120 --> 00:00:39,849 - Nice stroller. Where'd you get it? -(RATTLE JINGLING) 15 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:42,168 DEBBIE: Well, I found it in the park. I'm gonna sell it. 16 00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,562 Dom won't go down on me 'cause I'm not circumcised. 17 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,286 It has all this extra skin and it kind of freaks me out. 18 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:49,041 I can't feel a thing. 19 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:52,207 DR. SACHS: Don't worry, you will soon. 20 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:54,850 I'm meeting an old high school friend for dinner. 21 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:56,805 IAN: Old friend? CALEB: Denise. 22 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:58,691 Please tell me she has a dick. 23 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:01,531 You have no balance sheet, no income or cash flow forecasts. 24 00:01:01,760 --> 00:01:04,366 Our yield on gross revenues are shit. 25 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:07,724 Are we seriously not gonna have sex? 'Cause I kinda took a Viagra. 26 00:01:09,360 --> 00:01:11,010 Oh, yeah, just walk right by. 27 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:14,847 Ignore your father that you tried to drown in the river. 28 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:16,844 I was only telling the truth. 29 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,967 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 30 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:29,927 (BANGING ON DOOR) 31 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:34,324 FIONA: Come on, Frank! Open the damn door. 32 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,082 - Come on, Frank. -(POUNDING CONTINUES) 33 00:02:38,080 --> 00:02:39,081 (BANGING ON DOOR) 34 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,331 Open the door. 35 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:45,201 (GROANS) 36 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:51,450 Hey, Hector? Hi, it's Fiona. Shit. Hang on. 37 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,882 Hi, you still there? Sorry. Uh... 38 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,847 Can you work today? Santos called in sick again. 39 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,407 Yeah. I'm tired of his bullshit, too. (GROANS) 40 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:08,486 You can? Oh, that's great. Okay, I'll see you at 10:00. 41 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:11,441 (SIGHS) 42 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:22,686 Thought you were livin' at Caleb's. 43 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:24,127 LIP: Caleb's sleeping with a chick. 44 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:25,640 He's bi? 45 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:29,003 No dude is bi, all right? Lick dick, you're supposed to be gay. 46 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,321 30 YOU guys broke up? 47 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:35,969 Haven't decided yet. Probably. God, I can't believe he's licking vag, too. 48 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,320 All right, can you guys please stop talking about licking vag? 49 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:40,567 You're gonna give me a boner. 50 00:03:40,760 --> 00:03:41,807 You sleep at all last night? 51 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,241 No. If I wake up with morning wood, it'll pop my stitches. 52 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:47,171 You're 16. How you gonna not get wood for 72 hours? 53 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,006 - Eyes on the prize, my brother. - Yeah, which is? (CHUCKLES) 54 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,163 A blowie. From Dominique. 55 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:54,249 The chick who made you cut your dick? 56 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:55,806 Yeah, man, no girl's worth that. 57 00:03:56,360 --> 00:04:01,287 She didn't make me. I wanted to. You guys just don't understand true love. 58 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,325 Uh, you know, it's pretty cold out there. You better put on a turtleneck. 59 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,683 (EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE) Excuse you. 60 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,042 Well, you gotta forgive Carl. His manners were in his foreskin. 61 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,681 Ugh! Stop it. It just gives me the willies, 62 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,370 thinking about someone near my junk with a knife. 63 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:14,726 Where is my vacuum cleaner? 64 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,007 Upstairs, probably. 65 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:17,650 Kev, grab our cleaning shit. 66 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:19,807 What's all that crap? 67 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,361 I'm helping Fiona with the bills over at Patsy's. 68 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,045 Place is in a financial shit storm. 69 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:25,526 Yeah, the Alibi, too. 70 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:29,561 Svetlana's getting things in order. Which makes me the house husband. 71 00:04:29,840 --> 00:04:31,524 I keep forgetting about the weird situation 72 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:32,841 you got going on with the two wives. 73 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,724 It's not weird. It's modern. 74 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,686 Yeah, you could draw me a Venn diagram to explain how that works. 75 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:38,967 What's up with mopey? 76 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:40,367 Boy trouble. 77 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:41,847 Girl trouble. 78 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,529 I'll draw you a Venn diagram to explain that, too. 79 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,521 (SIGHS) Where's my vacuum? What are you doing? 80 00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:53,128 Uh, vacuum, hall closet. And I'm getting rid of Frank's shit. 81 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:55,011 That fuckhead's back in the house? 82 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:58,370 Yeah. Nailed the door shut from the inside. 83 00:04:58,760 --> 00:04:59,841 How's he getting in and out? 84 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,042 I don't know. Window? Ladder? (SIGHS) 85 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,250 Get a restraining order on his ass. 86 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,611 That would mean that I cared. And I don't anymore. 87 00:05:08,520 --> 00:05:10,841 Aren't you angry with him about destroying your future? 88 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:19,528 Did me a favor. Come on. Help me bring his crap downstairs. 89 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:25,291 Good morning, my wasted sperms. 90 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,570 Frank! You're walking. In a weird way, but you're walkin'. 91 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,007 LIP: Yeah, why don't you go away, Frank? 92 00:05:30,200 --> 00:05:32,601 Is that any way to greet your soon-to-be-ex father? 93 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:34,729 "Ex-father"? We would be so lucky. 94 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:39,926 Filling out the paperwork to disinherit you abortion-should-have-beens. 95 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,487 "Disinherit"? Wow. So we don't get that jelly jar? 96 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,922 Or the three pieces of silverware you stole from the Ramada Inn? 97 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:46,849 Yeah, or the shame and the embarrassment? 98 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,531 Go ahead. Joke all you like, 99 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,449 but once my parental rights are terminated, 100 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,530 you can no longer use the Gallagher family name. 101 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:57,287 Hallelujah. I'm just gonna be like Cher and go by "Fiona." 102 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:01,131 Here's your shit. I'm taking my room back. 103 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:02,640 And I'm padlocking the house. 104 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,043 Aw, you made me toast. Thanks. 105 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,804 Buh-bye. Gotta go to work. 106 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:10,805 You can't get rid of me that easily. 107 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,327 Has she talked to anybody about what happened at the wedding? 108 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,445 - Not to me. - Me, neither. 109 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,563 Tumors are repressed feelings, you know. 110 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,446 - Come on. Liam, let's go. - What? 111 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:23,963 He's the only one who stands a fighting chance to become a real Gallagher. 112 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:26,043 - No fucking way. - Yeah, you can't just take him, Frank. 113 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,647 Yes, I can. I'm his father. 114 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:32,168 And he is staying in the will. Aren't ya? (KISSES) 115 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,208 (LAUGHING) 116 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:39,842 Do you think in his own way, Frank's actually a pretty good dad? 117 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,770 - No. - Jesus. 118 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:46,045 FRANK: Well, look who it is, Beauty and the Beast. 119 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,083 I'll leave it to you two to figure out who's who. 120 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:49,281 Too bad you're walking again, Frank. 121 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,169 I was praying for permanent paralysis. 122 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:52,811 Where'd you get the stroller, Debs? 123 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,241 The only thing Monica and I could afford 124 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,166 to stroll you guys around in was a Kroger shopping cart. 125 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,050 Hey! Give me that. That's not yours. 126 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:02,760 Well, apparently, it's not yours, either. 127 00:07:03,240 --> 00:07:04,765 -(DEBBIE GROANS) -"Maureen Wilson." 128 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:08,164 Looks like you already cleaned out the cash, Little Orphan Angry. 129 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,091 So, uh, I'll take the platinum. 130 00:07:11,360 --> 00:07:12,521 You can't do that, Frank! 131 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,561 Should I call Ms. Wilson, let her know you found it? 132 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,041 Fine, take it. Careful, Liam, 133 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:20,328 I used to think Frank would be a real dad someday, too. 134 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:24,690 You and that little spic you sneezed out of the cavern you called your uterus 135 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,803 better start looking for a new last name. 136 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:30,090 I'm disinheriting both of you and taking back the Gallagher name. 137 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:34,848 Gladly. And while I'm at it, Franny's gonna go by her middle name from now on. 138 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,851 Harriet. Harry. So she has no more connection to you. 139 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,847 "Harry!" Well, that's a perfect name for the diesel dyke 140 00:07:42,040 --> 00:07:44,088 she's gonna grow up to be some day. 141 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,210 Come on, kid, we got work to do. 142 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:50,565 Hey, Carl. Hey. Bunch of us going to the movies tonight. Wanna come? 143 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:53,167 I told you. I can't hang out with you for 72 hours. 144 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,686 Thought that meant we just couldn't fool around. 145 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,809 Even just being in your vicinity gives me a boner. 146 00:07:57,120 --> 00:07:59,646 -(CHUCKLES) That's so sweet. - Seriously, stop. 147 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:03,800 Hey, freak fuck! Heard you got a tranny operation. 148 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,564 I only told a couple of people. 149 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:09,247 Got your penis chopped off. Now you're a lady. 150 00:08:09,520 --> 00:08:10,931 Not that you were that far off to begin with. 151 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:12,525 See you around, Bruce Jenner. 152 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:16,208 Hey, Bruce Jenner was the dude, so fuck you guys! Thanks for the compliment. 153 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:19,963 Don't listen to them. Okay, I think you're manly for what you did. 154 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:23,926 And when the 72 hours and one second is over, 155 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:28,888 I'm gonna loosen your belt. Then take off your pants. 156 00:08:29,240 --> 00:08:30,526 - No. - Then your underwear. 157 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,768 - No, no, stop. - Then suck your lollipop. 158 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:34,490 - Seriously. -(CHUCKLES) 159 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:36,326 Oh, fuck! 160 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,609 Thought you said I just couldn't go near you! 161 00:08:39,080 --> 00:08:40,684 Where are you going? We have class. 162 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,883 Doctor. Clinic. Now. 163 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:48,642 So, burger well-done with crispy fries, and a Denver omelet, extra ham. 164 00:08:48,880 --> 00:08:52,646 - Thank you very much. Yes, thank you. - Let me get you a refill on these sodas. 165 00:08:53,040 --> 00:08:54,041 MALE COOK: Order up! 166 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,804 We'll get that cleared up for you in just a sec. 167 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,121 You get my order on 14? 168 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:59,767 Oh, yeah, I did. You're two hours late. 169 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:03,004 I called Melinda. Said it wasn't busy. 170 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,484 So you figured you'd just come in whenever you felt like it? 171 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:09,531 I had laundry to do. Melinda was cool with it. 172 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:11,321 (SCOFFS) 173 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,610 I'm glad you guys feel like you can just change my schedule whenever you want. 174 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,725 What Sean always let us do? 175 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:23,600 In case you haven't noticed, Sean's not here anymore. Excuse me. 176 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,404 And that's too bad. 177 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:27,925 FEMALE SECRETARY: Game Change, please hold. 178 00:09:28,520 --> 00:09:30,170 - Phillip. Tito. Senior intern. - Hey. Nice to meet you. 179 00:09:30,440 --> 00:09:32,329 All right, follow me. I'll show you around. 180 00:09:32,560 --> 00:09:34,642 Oh, you can start by getting coffee for the Three Musketeers. 181 00:09:34,920 --> 00:09:36,285 - Who? - The owners, Phillip. 182 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:39,971 - Two million! Whoo! -(ALL CHEERING) 183 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,248 This is, uh, Sarah. Head of sales and marketing. 184 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,688 - Yeah. - Black coffee. Extra hot. Splash of 2%. 185 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,645 Jesse, I buy ad space on your stupid network every Sunday. 186 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,683 Least you could do is cut me a deal for the playoffs. 187 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:54,770 Joe. Brains behind the operation. 188 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,649 And the VC guy. Raised the money to start this place. 189 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,367 - He okay? - Uh, new heated floors. He gets cold. 190 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,643 Green tea. Steeped for three minutes. One Truvia. 191 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,049 Gene. Tech. Four double shots of espresso. Before noon. 192 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,406 Wears a new pair of socks every day. 193 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,682 Throws out the old ones. You'll help him put them on. 194 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,524 - He doesn't like to take the goggles off. - Copy that. 195 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:13,160 Uh, the sign is self-explanatory. 196 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:15,527 Kitchen is yours, too. There's a grocery list on the bulletin board. 197 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:16,847 EXCITED EMPLOYEE: Three million! 198 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:18,491 (CHEERING) 199 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:25,281 Hey... Listen, you, you get paid, you know, being the senior intern? 200 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:28,728 No, but last senior intern just got a job at Porsche Marketing. 201 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:29,927 100 grand a year. 202 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,804 - Fuck. - Was only here eight months. So... 203 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:35,885 But you can get started with the coffee and the tea. So... 204 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,121 Yeah. 205 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:40,085 All right? And, Phillip, um, get me an iced soy latte. 206 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:41,681 (LIP SNIFFS) 207 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,610 MAN: (ON P A.) Home and Garden, line four. 208 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,401 Buenos dias. Frank Gallagher. 209 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:57,046 My son, Liam. Looking for some workers to help with a home masonry project. 210 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,564 - Right here. - Pick three guys 211 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,888 with a strong physique and a dumb disposition. 212 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:06,771 You. You. You. 213 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:10,607 (CHUCKLES) You make me proud, my one and only son. 214 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:14,367 Very proud. Uh, the supplies I need. 215 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,324 (VEHICLE BEEPING) 216 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,165 MAN: (OVER SPEAKER) Shelby, report to Hardware. 217 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,886 - JOHN: Frank fucking Gallagher. -(LAUGHS) 218 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,041 You got money for once, Frank? 219 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:29,128 Credit card. And could I get a $400 cash advance on that card? 220 00:11:29,360 --> 00:11:30,850 And keep $100 for yourself. 221 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:33,967 Whatever you say, "Mrs. Wilson." 222 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,242 (DISPATCHER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 223 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:40,961 (DOOR CLOSES) 224 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:47,205 Yo. How come you didn't come home last night? Or answer my texts? 225 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,047 -(BELT BUCKLE RATTLES) - Busy. 226 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:52,966 Care to elaborate? 227 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,487 I don't know, ask Denise. 228 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,361 Is that what this is about? My high school girlfriend? 229 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:01,251 Your high school girlfriend who you fuck. 230 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:04,331 - Whoa! What are you talking about? I-- - I saw you with her last night. 231 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:05,970 You're spying on me? 232 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:07,770 Yeah, 'cause I knew you'd been cheating on me. 233 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,161 I wasn't cheating. 234 00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:11,165 So you didn't fuck Denise, then? 235 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,807 Cheating would be if I sucked some guy's cock, all right? 236 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:15,327 So, you didn't sleep with her? 237 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,205 - I didn't say that. - I'm confused. 238 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,328 How do you think I feel? You're the one calling me a cheater. 239 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,888 You still haven't answered the question. Did you or did you not fuck Denise? 240 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,844 Jesus. What's the big deal? 241 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,811 -(LAUGHS) What's the big deal? - She's an old friend. 242 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,041 Who you fuck! 243 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,850 We've been sleeping together since we were kids. 244 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,570 Don't make this into somethin' more than it is. 245 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:35,200 You're taking your dick, you're putting it into a vagina. 246 00:12:35,400 --> 00:12:36,845 And you're telling me you've never done that before? 247 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,002 No. I haven't. I'm gay. 248 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:43,001 So am I! Sticking my dick in a friend's vagina doesn't make me not gay. 249 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,924 (SCOFFS) Are you hearing this, Raul? 250 00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:46,651 This is why I didn't wanna tell you. 251 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:49,681 Because I didn't want you freaking out the way you are right now. 252 00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:54,886 Oh. Geez. Sorry. Hey, how should I react when you say you've been screwing a woman? 253 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:58,170 I don't know. Maybe by being more accepting 254 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:00,806 of your partner's normal, sexually-fluid experiences. 255 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,929 Maybe by sharin' some of your own. 256 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:08,606 I don't have anything to share. I'm gay. All right? 100% gay. 257 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:10,201 No one's a 100% anything. 258 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:11,771 Yeah, well, I am. All right? 259 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:15,726 So now this inexperienced vagina fucker has got to get to work. 260 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,962 (SIRENS BLARING IN THE DISTANCE) 261 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,204 -(SIGHS) -(DOOR CLOSES) 262 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:24,807 - Uh, you Trisha? - I am. 263 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,605 It's brand-new. 264 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:33,925 (HORN HONKING) 265 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:45,886 How much did you want, again? 266 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:50,370 Like I said in the ad, at the store it's $2,500, but I can let it go for two. 267 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,240 How about $1,500? 268 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:53,881 You're haggling with me? 269 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,525 Isn't that what Craigslist is all about? 270 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,605 It's also about people advertising baby stuff, 271 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,924 and when the pregnant lady shows up, they cut the baby out of her stomach. 272 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:12,888 - DR. SACHS: You doing all right? - You're sewing up my penis, you tell me. 273 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,609 You don't have a lot of undamaged skin left down here. 274 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,769 Yeah, because you chopped it all off. 275 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:21,202 I warned you this would be difficult. 276 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,966 It's harder than I thought to not get an erection. (SIGHS) 277 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,925 You can get through this, son. Just put your mind to it. 278 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,851 I literally think about sex 70,000 times a day. 279 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,083 Have to find other things to focus on. 280 00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:33,801 Like what? 281 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:38,122 Hairy balls can work. Or your grandmother naked. 282 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:40,489 I've even had patients suggest to me 283 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,722 that watching Ted Cruz on C-SPAN is an 284 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:46,327 effective measure for preventing an erection. 285 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:53,011 Okay, guys. Here's your Snappy. Snap, snap, snap. 286 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,767 Here's- I don't know what this is, but you guys like it. 287 00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:57,007 And here's your tennis racquet. 288 00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:00,323 All right, you guys play. Daddy's gotta clean this place up. All right? 289 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,643 Yevgeny! Get that out of your mouth! 290 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,730 What are you doin', man? You're gonna light yourself up like a Christmas tree. 291 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:08,526 How'd you get my phone? How'd you get my phone? 292 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:13,130 Come on, now. I gotta move all these weights. I gotta clean this place up. 293 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,364 Okay. Let me just take a break here first. Just a second. 294 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,122 You know what? I'm gonna use you as my weights. 295 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:22,211 Don't worry, Gemma, I'll use you in my next set. 296 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:24,841 - AMY: (GIGGLES) Whee! - Whee! Whee! 297 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,449 Shit. You are heavy. 298 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,571 LEGAL STAFF: (SINGING) Happy birthday to you 299 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,045 Happy birthday to you 300 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:45,521 Happy birthday, dear Sherry Happy birthday to you 301 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,201 (ALL CHEERING) 302 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,521 (KNOCKING) 303 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:58,685 Excuse me. I'm looking for Chad. Is he around? 304 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,326 Chad! 305 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,451 Okay. Thank you. 306 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:16,285 Actually, sorry to bother you. I work at Patsy's. I wanted to let Chad know- 307 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,726 Where? 308 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,089 Patsy's. Pies. 309 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,603 Oh, yeah. The dump on Franklin. 310 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,571 You know it. I've been filling in as manager. 311 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,928 I'd like to quit. Go back to waiting tables. 312 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,282 That's fine. Do whatever you want. 313 00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:36,408 Are you allowed to say that? I mean, don't you have to run it by Chad first? 314 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,126 Red velvet. (CHUCKLES) I know it's not your favorite, boss, 315 00:16:39,280 --> 00:16:40,930 but Sherry wanted it for her birthday. 316 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:42,841 Oh. 317 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,325 - Hey. - Hi. 318 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,051 MARGO: Zoning board is on my ass. 319 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:50,204 Where's that environmental impact study for the redevelopment project? 320 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:52,528 - Which one? - The west side. 321 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:54,569 I'll call Fitz. Tell him we need it ASAP. 322 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:59,690 Oh, and this one. She works at that shithole over on Franklin. 323 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,610 - Patsy's. - Yeah, she wants to quit. 324 00:17:02,240 --> 00:17:04,049 - You do? -well, as manager. 325 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,770 I wanna go back to waiting tables. 326 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:07,086 We should just shut it down. 327 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,410 - What? - Uh, it's just not worth the aggravation. 328 00:17:10,720 --> 00:17:12,927 -well, you can't close it. - Why not? 329 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:15,726 - I depend upon it to feed my family. - You just quit. 330 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,086 That's the problem with havin' a family. 331 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,288 Well, I didn't think it would lead to you closin' it. 332 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,410 Ah, it's on its last legs, anyway. 333 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,564 We're planning on redeveloping that whole block. 334 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:26,929 You sure? Remember what happened to that chicken place over on LeSalle? 335 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,368 Homeless guy started that kitchen fire to stay warm, burned half the building down. 336 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,450 If I stayed on as manager, would you keep it open? 337 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,127 Fine. Just don't lose any money. 338 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:39,561 Well, the only way to do that is to fire people. 339 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:41,882 I mean, the old manager hired so many unreliable- 340 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,562 Did you hear what I said? Just keep it afloat. 341 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,245 Okay- 342 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:57,682 Andale, gringos! Andale. 343 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,251 Ooh! Nice wheels. 344 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,166 Ah, thanks. ljacked it. 345 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:23,844 Or it's one of my boss's cars. Sent me to get it detailed. 346 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,527 Looks pretty clean already. 347 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,645 Yeah, I was thinking aboutjust wiping it down. Pocketing the 100 bucks. 348 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:31,205 I don't have a lot of time, so I ordered for you. 349 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,447 Sweet. Thanks. 350 00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:36,124 So, what's up? You sounded pretty freaked. 351 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:40,322 I, uh, confronted Caleb about that chick. 352 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,484 He's screwin' her. 353 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,564 I guess there's something to be said for honesty, right? 354 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,047 Except he says it's not cheating. 355 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,601 How'd he come up with that reasoning? 356 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,411 Says if it were a guy, then he'd be cheating. 357 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:56,368 Guess that kinda sort of makes sense. 358 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,771 I'd rather have my girlfriend sleeping with another chick than some dude. 359 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,765 - You ever fuck a guy before? - Fuck,no. 360 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,729 -'Cause you're 100% straight, right? - Absolutely. 361 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:06,890 Yeah, well, Caleb's trying to argue that no one's 100% anything. 362 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,641 It's cheater's logic. 363 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,291 Ever think about experimenting? 364 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:16,566 With a dude? No. 365 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,249 Think it makes you less worldly or some shit? 366 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,287 Why? 367 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:26,485 You thinking about experimenting with a chick? 368 00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:27,926 No. 369 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,603 I don't know. Maybe. (CHUCKLES) 370 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,124 So what would you do, right? 371 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,761 You're with this chick, bombshell chick, you're fooling around, you know. 372 00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:43,491 You look down, you realize a guy had joined. 373 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:45,170 He's suckin' your dick. 374 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,207 How far along am I? 375 00:19:48,760 --> 00:19:50,125 So you're, like, 93% straight. 376 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,169 It's like 96% straight. 377 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:54,767 All right. 378 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,281 Help wanted? 379 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,724 Yeah, I gotta cover the mornings when you need to do your laundry. Right? 380 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:12,643 Girl, you got a target on your back. 381 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,201 You're the bitch who told me to stay home this morning. 382 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,481 (SCOFFS) 383 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:22,445 Let's make things a little easier for us this time, Harry. 384 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:24,324 (CAMERA CLICKING) 385 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,130 We'll steal the stroller someone wants, 386 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:29,608 instead of finding someone who wants the stroller we have. 387 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,771 And now, we wait and see what happens, Harry. 388 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,721 (MESSAGE TONE DINGS) 389 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,287 Holy shit, Harry, we got an e-mail already. 390 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,130 It's for the Bugaboo stroller. 391 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,324 Uh, hello, Melanie? 392 00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:59,126 Hi. You contacted me about the baby Bugaboo? 393 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,970 Yes, it's still here. 394 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,844 I mean, available. Uh, just one sec. 395 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:14,283 Hi, sorry, um, where are you coming from? 396 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,046 Great. I'm not too far from you. 397 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,681 Why don't we meet at the, uh, Trader Joe's on Ontario? 398 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,569 Great. I'll see you there in 30 minutes. 399 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,801 -(CUTLERY CLATTERS) -(CUSTOMERS CHATTERING) 400 00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:38,647 ARIEL: Excuse me? 401 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,168 I saw the "help wanted" sign at the window. 402 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:43,881 Uh-huh. 403 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,006 Can I leave my résumé with you? 404 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,601 Uh-huh. 405 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:48,881 Thanks. 406 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:51,881 Uh-huh. 407 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:53,201 (CHUCKLES) 408 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,441 (DOOR OPENS) 409 00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:05,361 (SOFTLY) Oh, fuck. 410 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:06,931 Son of a bitch. 411 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:10,285 - Chuga-chuga-chuga-chuga-choo -(KIDS GIGGLING) 412 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:13,605 Hully-gully-hull y--gully-hully-gully-goo 413 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,285 Hully-gully-hully-gully-- 414 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,449 Hey, Hully Gully, I just cleaned that floor, man. 415 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,401 (GIGGLES) 416 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:25,562 Man, what are you laughing at? Again with my clean floor. 417 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,881 Here we go. 418 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,568 -(AMY BABBLES) - Oh! 419 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,684 No, you didn't. 420 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,125 No, you didn't. 421 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:41,087 Ah, screw this. Food fight. Animal crackers. Fighting. 422 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,530 -(SCREAMS) -(AMY GIGGLES) 423 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:47,123 -(YELLS AND LAUGHS) -(AMY GIGGLES) 424 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,331 Work looks good, gentlemen. 425 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,561 Gracias. 426 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,010 Fiona's gonna be mad. 427 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:54,327 Well, tough titties. 428 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,122 Gallagher and son would like to thank you for your efficiency. 429 00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,361 Uno momento. 430 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:04,606 (WHISPERS) This is where we Iowball the illegals. 431 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:07,726 They got nothing over us after the work is done. 432 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,451 Here we go. As promised, $50 each. 433 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:13,927 You said $100. 434 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:19,364 How about we make it $75, and I won't have you deported? 435 00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,921 -(TOOLS CLATTER) -(CHUCKLES) How about we make it $100, 436 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,327 and we won't murder you and the little brown boy in your sleep? 437 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:30,166 You've jogged my memory. 438 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,561 (STAMMERS) It was $100 each. 439 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:34,441 I was in a coma. 440 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,281 I was in the hospital. I was in a coma. I get... (STAMMERS) 441 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,360 Lucky you caught me. Was about to go home. 442 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,971 (SIGHS) I don't feel so lucky right now. 443 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:53,646 Can barely find any skin you haven't torn to sew back together. 444 00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:55,001 Jesus. 445 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,366 Did the best I could. 446 00:23:58,720 --> 00:23:59,801 Put on your pants. 447 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:03,921 Carefully. 448 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,363 If it happens again, you're gonna be in trouble. 449 00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:10,042 May have no choice but to turn that thing into a vagina. 450 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,843 Hairy balls, son. Hairy balls. 451 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,161 (SIGHS) 452 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,886 You got restaurant experience? 453 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:20,685 Been waiting tables since I was 13. 454 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,369 - Any felony convictions? - Nope. 455 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:25,641 Are you working right now? 456 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:28,043 Place I was at, Pelloni's, closed down. 457 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,166 Uh, it's being turned into an Urban Outfitters. 458 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,289 The owner here wanted to close this place down, too. 459 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:35,971 But she's giving me a shot to turn it around. 460 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:37,521 - Sounds cool. -(DOOR OPENS) 461 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,882 That is just the kind of enthusiasm that I'm looking for. 462 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,486 -(SIERRA CHUCKLES) - FIONA: When can you start? 463 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:42,721 Soon as you want me to. 464 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,247 That's great. It's minimum wage plus shared tips. 465 00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,243 -(SIGHS) - See you tomorrow at noon for training. 466 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,045 Thank you so much, Miss Gallagher. 467 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,041 - Hey, Olga? - OLGA: Yeah. 468 00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:59,241 You're fired. 469 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:00,767 You can't fire me. 470 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,324 I'm the only woman of color. And I will sue your ass. 471 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,081 DIDI: Excuse me, where's the manager? 472 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,489 Hi, I saw your "help wanted" sign. 473 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,165 You're hired. Come back tomorrow at noon for training. 474 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,726 Thank you. (CHUCKLES) 475 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:40,728 (INAUDIBLE) 476 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,001 (LAUGHS) 477 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:13,007 DR. SACHS". Hairy balls, son. Hairy balls. 478 00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,768 (WILMA MOANING AND KISSING) 479 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,281 (IAN GASPS) 480 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:13,728 (WILMA MOANING AND KISSING) 481 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,726 You're making me so wet. 482 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,570 Here, feel. 483 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:21,367 Yeah, it's, you know, like a rainforest. It's like a Slip 'N Slide. 484 00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:22,521 (MOANS) Yeah. 485 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,041 Lick my pUSSY- 486 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,561 _(lvlOANS) - Okay. 487 00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:29,081 (IAN GRUNTS) 488 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:30,801 WILMA: Mmm-hmm. 489 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,081 (INHALES THROUGH TEETH) 490 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,408 (MOANING) 491 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:40,086 Oh, God. I could come right now. (MOANING) 492 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,926 But not yet. Come up here. (MOANS) 493 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,929 Come up here. (MOANS) 494 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:46,491 I wanna come with you inside me. 495 00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:48,080 Whenever you're ready, okay? 496 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,209 - Oh, okay. I'll do that. -(MOANS) 497 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,767 -(WILMA MOANING) -(IAN GRUNTING) 498 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,881 TED CRUZ: (ON TV) Good morning. 499 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,881 God bless CPA C. 500 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:07,681 (AUDIENCE CHEERS) 501 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,410 We're at the edge of a cliff. 502 00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:13,481 - Liberty is under assault. {DOOR CLOSES) 503 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:16,530 Why are you watching this crap? 504 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,007 To not get a boner. 505 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:19,601 Is it working? 506 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:21,840 So far. 507 00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,120 Is your penis doing okay? 508 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:26,880 It's all right. 509 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,802 -(KEYS JINGLING) - All right. I'm gonna go take a shower. 510 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,247 No, you're not. 511 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:36,486 - Huh? - Go take a look for yourself. 512 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,962 - Frank? - I assume so. 513 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:45,726 The other side, too? 514 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:47,407 Yep. 515 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:54,121 (DOOR CLOSES) 516 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,011 - Hey, V. - VERONICA: Hey. 517 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,245 Hey. Can I get a beer and a water? 518 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,601 Thank you. 519 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,166 Starting to remind me of him. 520 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,207 Lip. 521 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,364 (LAUGHS) Hey. Buddy, hey. 522 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:10,841 - FRANK: Hey, hey, hey, hey. - What's going on? 523 00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,730 Don't be talking to strangers, son. 524 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,685 Frank, Liam can't be in here. 525 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,565 Drinking age in my country is four. And a half. 526 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,365 KERMIT: That half really makes the difference. 527 00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:20,601 Fine. He can stay. 528 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,806 But no booze. And we charge the same for sodas. 529 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,647 - Uh, extra for sodas. - FRANK: Oh. 530 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,011 Don't be corrupting my son 531 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,720 with your interracial, bisexual funny business. 532 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,042 - What do you want, Frank? - FRANK: Two Cokes. 533 00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,329 Never thought I'd hear that come out of your mouth. 534 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:40,651 Well, being a good role model for my progeny is an important job, Kermit. 535 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:43,685 Unlike the bad influences he's had up to this point. 536 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,769 Hey, buddy. Hey. You doing okay? 537 00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,360 I'm having fun with Frank. 538 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,647 Well, of course you are. 539 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,444 Well, if you need anything, you know how to call, yeah? 540 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:51,886 LIAM: Mmm-hmm. 541 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:53,326 All right. 542 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,642 (MAN CHATTERING ON TV) 543 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,401 He'!- 544 00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:04,970 Wanna have some real fun tonight? 545 00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:09,245 What do you say you and me get some female company for tonight? 546 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,731 You can have your pick of the litter. 547 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:16,371 Now, the important criteria to look for is who's DTF, 548 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:18,688 who's holding weed or coke, 549 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:22,210 and who makes your wee-wee tingle. 550 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,765 - Now, go get the one you want. -(WOMAN LAUGHS) 551 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,848 Oh, tiny dude. 552 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,730 (WOMEN LAUGHING) 553 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,001 I've got a date. 554 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,970 A lovely choice. 555 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,011 - Hello. - Hello. 556 00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,926 Care to join us, doll face? 557 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:50,921 Sure. 558 00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,771 LIP: Dude, it's really not that bad. 559 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:54,561 How do you deal with it? 560 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:58,043 With the taste, and the folds, and the slime. 561 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:00,846 Like a cheese dick and a throat full of spooge, that's better? 562 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,121 Give me a beer. 563 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:04,281 (CHUCKLES) 564 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,289 (GARGLES) 565 00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,851 Man, if I sucked some guy's dick, 566 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:10,724 I wouldn't be half as dramatic as you're being right now. 567 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,445 You're a better man than I. 568 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,081 You at least feel more worldly? 569 00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,401 Not at all. 570 00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:17,803 - I think I had steam coming off of me. -(CHUCKLES) 571 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:19,641 Should I just get you the Drano, then? 572 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,805 If I knew I could gargle with it without dying, I'd say yes. 573 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:24,765 You're 100% gay. 574 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:27,205 I have PTSD. 575 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:28,970 (LAUGHING) 576 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:31,363 -(DOOR OPENS) -(CHATTERING) 577 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,250 (LAUGHING) 578 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,605 What the hell happened here? 579 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:36,841 SVETLANA: Did we get robbed? 580 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,765 - Kev? - Wake up. Hey. 581 00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:40,401 (GROANS) 582 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,644 Hey, sexy. Hey, beautiful. 583 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:45,168 - What is going on? - Uh, this place is a disaster. 584 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,566 You were supposed to clean today. 585 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,565 Oh, I'm sorry. I know. I got too busy. 586 00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:51,410 But we had a great day. 587 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:54,445 Oh, my... Did you know Gemma can climb up on the couch all by herself? 588 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,170 Your only job was to clean today. 589 00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,361 Really? 590 00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,409 I thought I was supposed to keep the kids alive, too. 591 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,162 We were at work all day busting our butts. 592 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:04,288 Yeah, all we ask is to come home to a clean house. 593 00:32:04,600 --> 00:32:05,931 I was working all day, too. 594 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,531 Doing what? Having a food fight? 595 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,370 - Did you even shower? - VERONICA: Make us dinner? 596 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,927 Oh, my God. I'm not a maid. Why are you two riding my ass? 597 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,771 Because you sat on that ass all day doing nothing. 598 00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,490 Oh, that's exactly what I did today. 599 00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:19,161 Nothing. (LAUGHS) 600 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,524 I did a heaping shit pile of absolutely nothing! 601 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:30,685 - WOMAN: Uh, $328. (LAUGHS) - Please. 602 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,485 No, no, no. No, wait, no, no. 603 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,007 Come on. Not the front door. We have a special entrance. 604 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:38,604 - WOMAN: Whoa! -(FRANK GRUNTS) 605 00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:39,881 You got a plan. 606 00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,571 Yeah, of course there's a plan. 607 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:44,004 Shit. Let's just... 608 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,486 WOMAN: Okay. 609 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,802 (RACCOON CHITTERING) 610 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,850 - Ladies first. - Okay. Oh, boy. 611 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,690 - I'll give you a boost. - Okay. 612 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,046 Liam, come on. 613 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,163 - Okay. - Just don't fall. Okay? 614 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,091 Are you sure this thing is safe? 615 00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:02,404 - Well, we'll find out soon. Okay. - Okay. 616 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:03,886 Liam, grab my ankles. 617 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:07,687 - Okay. - In you 90- 618 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,086 Yeah. Thank you. 619 00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:11,681 -(WOMAN LAUGHS) - FRANK: Jesus. 620 00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:14,923 -(FRANK GRUNTS) -(WOMAN LAUGHS) 621 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,121 (FRANK CHUCKLES) 622 00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:27,841 (SIGHS) 623 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,046 Holy shit. 624 00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:32,730 I had no idea our floor was so slanted. 625 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:36,240 It'd be nice to have a toothbrush and a change of clothes. 626 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:37,607 Yeah, I need a shower. 627 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,122 My ass is numb from this chair. 628 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:43,122 This couch is pretty comfy. 629 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:44,885 You still not mad at Frank, huh? 630 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,847 I refuse to let him have any of my energy. 631 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:51,806 Dibs on the kitchen bathroom. 632 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,565 Oh, shit, you-- 633 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,321 (FIONA YELLS) 634 00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,450 Shit. (GRUNTS) 635 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,121 We gotta get upstairs. 636 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,806 Yeah, we can throw a stink bomb up there if Liam weren't with him. 637 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,451 He put bars up on the window. 638 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,849 FIONA: Do you guys think we can set fire to the top floor of the house? 639 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,405 (BANGING) Hurry up in there. 640 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,681 I'm using the sink. 641 00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:19,327 Holy shit. 642 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:22,209 (CHUCKLES) Dude, that's a mangled mess. Ugh! 643 00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,643 Oh, my God. It's all bloody and raw, man. 644 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,041 (CHUCKLES) You shouldn't have gotten that stupid circumcision, man. 645 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:30,441 All right, well, I did. And there's nothing I can do about it now. 646 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:31,840 So, fuck you guys. 647 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,001 I already feel like enough of a freak 648 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,401 being the only Gallagher who's not circumcised. 649 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,445 Thanks for making me feel worse about it. 650 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:44,841 What the hell? 651 00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:56,806 Hey, kids. You see those ladies over there? 652 00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,840 They're gonna help us clean the house 653 00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,883 so we can spend more time playing together. 654 00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,127 (CAMERA CLICKS) 655 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:05,241 Ah, what the hell. 656 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,528 (CAMERA CLICKING) 657 00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:09,961 Yeah. 658 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,884 Main's off. And the outside spigot's open. 659 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,605 All right. Hand me the hack saw. 660 00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:17,521 Thanks. 661 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,531 Let's see how long he lasts up there without water. 662 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:30,689 This is so fun, Harry. We have such a great life now. 663 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,050 Double stroller. 664 00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,245 We could get a lot for that. 665 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,569 Pretty soon, we'll be able to start saving up for college. 666 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,250 Oh, no, it's okay, you don't have to go to college if you don't want to, Harry. 667 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,482 (BABY CRYING) 668 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:02,287 Shit. 669 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,488 (BABY CONTINUES CRYING) 670 00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:22,131 (GRUNTING) 671 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:30,370 That smell could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon. 672 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:31,801 (GRUNTS) 673 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:33,725 He'!- 674 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,963 Doll face, we gotta hose you down. 675 00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:40,367 You're riper than a fat boy in a clown costume. 676 00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,602 - Hey. (GIGGLES) - Sorry. 677 00:36:43,240 --> 00:36:45,811 Liam, coffee on the hot plate. 678 00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:55,688 (TAP RUMBLES) 679 00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:58,729 (CREAKING) 680 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,041 God damn it. 681 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:04,921 (SNIFFS) 682 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,928 I think that it's recently flushed. 683 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,162 (CHEERING AND CLAPPING) 684 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:16,165 Two raptors circling the nest. 685 00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,161 Phew! Nest is secured. 686 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,807 (KEYS JINGLE) 687 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,326 What's in the box? 688 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,364 New uniforms. 689 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,882 Oh, those are so cute. 690 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,520 Oh, hell, no. I am not exposing my legs. 691 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:11,881 Oh, come on, you'll make more tips. 692 00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,571 Nobody sees my spider veins 693 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:15,848 except my gyno and the neighbor with the binoculars. 694 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,850 Don't have to work here anymore. 695 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:20,007 Fine. 696 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,849 Bunch of us are going to The Melody Lounge after work. 697 00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:24,326 - You should come. - Is that a club? 698 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:25,681 It'll be fun. 699 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,401 I don't have a change of clothes. 700 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,369 - Of course you do. - Yeah, right. 701 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:33,247 (LAUGHS) Come on, you look fine. Hey, bring Lip, too. 702 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,048 (SHARPLY INHALES AND EXHALES) 703 00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:51,481 You know, the Feds showed up at my internship today. 704 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,685 They took a couple of servers. 705 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,087 - What for? - No idea. 706 00:38:57,840 --> 00:38:59,080 Those nerds are richer than balls. 707 00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:06,441 I texted Caleb. Told him to meet me at the loft after work. 708 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,289 - You gonna compare vagina stories? - That's exactly what we're gonna do. 709 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:11,927 There's Carl. 710 00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:15,681 (RADIO STATIC) 711 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:18,366 Carl Gallagher, please approach the ambulance. 712 00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:21,245 Gonna need you to speed up, Carl. 713 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:25,241 (KNOCKING) 714 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:28,281 I'm coming. 715 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,089 You're gonna wake up the damn babies. 716 00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,290 You must be from the topless maid company. 717 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,486 - You're quick. Can I come in? - Yes. 718 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:42,481 Yes. 719 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,650 Let me show you around. 720 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,122 As you can see, the place is a mess. 721 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,764 I'm gonna need you to do the laundry, wash the dishes. 722 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:53,771 Clean the floors, vacuum and dust the furniture. 723 00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:55,485 Sound good? Okay. 724 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,245 Wow. Sorry. 725 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:58,481 This is happening. 726 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:01,761 Those are spectacular. 727 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,606 It's amazing how you stuffed them in there. 728 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,280 And now they're out in all their glory. Hallelujah. 729 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:08,806 (CHATTERING ON RADIO) 730 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,485 What's happening to me? 731 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,922 Gave you a jumbo dose of Thorazine. 732 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,289 My brain feels like cotton candy. 733 00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,841 And that's the way you're gonna feel for the next 72 hours. 734 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,288 No way you get a boner on that shit. 735 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,121 Don't have to think about hairy balls anymore? 736 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,361 (CHUCKLES) What? 737 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,323 You guys are the best. 738 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:38,968 (SIGHS) Wendy, don't get me wrong. 739 00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,361 I like what's going on here, 740 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:42,329 but are you gonna be doing any cleaning today? 741 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,121 Cleaning? 742 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:48,291 You didn't bring any Lysol, or ammonia, or a mop or anything. 743 00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,722 You thought a topless maid service actually did cleaning? 744 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,121 Yes. 745 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,007 That's cute. 746 00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:01,050 Here. My services are a la carte. Pick what you like. 747 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,042 -"Mop and Glow." - That's one of my specialties. 748 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:05,726 I'm sure it is. 749 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,482 -"Pipe Cleaning." - Old dudes like that one. 750 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:10,841 "Brazilian Floorwax." 751 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,407 That one's not what you think it is. 752 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,881 I have no idea what I think that is. 753 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,846 "Sham Wow"? 754 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:22,521 (DOOR OPENS) 755 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:25,208 Hey. Finally decided to come home. 756 00:41:25,640 --> 00:41:28,644 Did you trick me into having sex with a woman? 757 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,367 What? 758 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:31,726 So that you wouldn't feel bad about what you did? 759 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,160 Look, what are you talking about? 760 00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:35,927 You made me feel like a freak 'cause I'm only gay. 761 00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:37,366 How you feel is on you. 762 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,606 I slept with some random chick 'cause of you. 763 00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,921 I didn't force you to do anything. 764 00:41:43,240 --> 00:41:47,086 I can still taste her hairspray. And her pubes, and her vagisitis. 765 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,011 You obviously picked the wrong woman. 766 00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,931 Don't turn this around on me. You're the weirdo, all right? Not me. 767 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,169 Because I like to have sex with women once in a while? 768 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,204 - It's not normal. - It's very normal. 769 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,283 If you're gay, it's not. It's disgusting. 770 00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,761 Then don't do it anymore. 771 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,251 And it's a turn-off. 772 00:42:03,280 --> 00:42:05,123 Me? I'm the turn-off? 773 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,602 If you sleep with women? Yeah. 774 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,440 Then why are we even going out? 775 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:14,885 I keep asking myself the same thing. 776 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:17,043 - Judgmental much? - Vagina-fucker much? 777 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:18,441 When did you become such a baby? 778 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,449 When did you become such a bisexual? 779 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:25,281 So, that's it, then? 780 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,130 Yeah, I guess so. 781 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,449 - Have a nice life. - Already am. 782 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,247 (CLICKING AND HISSING) 783 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,161 Kevin, what are you doing? 784 00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,164 I got a great idea for a business. 785 00:42:47,960 --> 00:42:49,564 - VERONICA: Where are the babies? - Sleeping. 786 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,445 - Monitor. -ls the house clean? 787 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:54,803 That is a great question, which is directly related to my new business plan. 788 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,923 - So,no? - You are correct. 789 00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:00,330 The topless maid that I hired was more of an escort. 790 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:01,641 You hired a topless maid? 791 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:03,808 - Did you have sex with her? - Of course not. 792 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,809 What else did you think a topless maid service did, Kev? 793 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,004 I was focused on the maid part and not the topless part. 794 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:10,520 Which gave me this idea. 795 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,808 -"Nooks and Fannies"? - Yes. 796 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:19,370 We are gonna start a maid service that is not only topless, 797 00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,009 but also cleans. We'll corner the market. 798 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:23,970 You expect me to clean someone else's house? 799 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,804 Don't have to. That's the genius part. 800 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,486 You two are the boobs of the operation. 801 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:29,806 She's gonna do the cleaning. 802 00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,762 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 803 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:41,888 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 804 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,964 I think these girls just invited me so I'd bring you. 805 00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:48,721 He'!- 806 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,041 - He's here, he's here. Oh, my God. - Stop, stop, stop, stop. 807 00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:54,211 - Hi, Lip. - Hey. Hi. 808 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:55,731 Ah! (GIGGLES) 809 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,166 What are you drinking? 810 00:43:57,800 --> 00:43:59,723 - Uh,been - Okay. You want something, girl? 811 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,246 Uh, a change of clothes. You guys look great. 812 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,323 Have a shot. It'll make you feel sexier. 813 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,641 Uh, two Stellas, and three shots of Jager. On my tab. 814 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:11,804 I saw you checking me out during my interview. 815 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,081 It was that obvious? 816 00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:15,721 But I liked it. 817 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,561 Oh. 818 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,367 LIP: Thanks. 819 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:20,921 Cheers, Boss. 820 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:22,401 Thanks. 821 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:23,561 Cheers. 822 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:28,241 Ugh! 823 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:30,250 - Let's dance. - Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT) 824 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,011 Just so you know, 825 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:39,611 I have a kid and a stupid ex-boyfriend. 826 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,410 So, I'm not looking for anything serious. 827 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:45,845 Okay, well, I just got expelled from college, did 30 days in rehab, so... 828 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,286 So we're a perfect match. 829 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:54,961 - Hey. - What's up? 830 00:44:58,400 --> 00:44:59,890 Is that Ariel's boyfriend? 831 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,522 No. She just met him on Tinder. Going to the bathroom to bang. 832 00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,769 -(CHUCKLES) Uh-uh. - You on Tinder? 833 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,888 Hmm. Not into the meaningless, random hook-up? 834 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:13,770 Uh, nah, I'm more of a one-dysfunctional- relationship-into-another kinda girl. 835 00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:16,042 - I'm taking a break. - This is why you need Tinder. 836 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,486 Give me your phone. 837 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,484 You're a hot piece of ass. You should be boning on the regs. 838 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:23,641 - Let's take a picture. - I don't know. 839 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:30,488 They always seem to get attached. Or maybe that's me. 840 00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:32,406 You bragging about your golden vagina? 841 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,731 No, more like my golden ability to pick liars. 842 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:38,566 Then don't talk to them. Just swipe, fuck, leave. 843 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,804 Ooh, you already have three matches. 844 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,322 And Luke is at the bar across the street. Ready to rumble. 845 00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:48,565 - Mmm-hmm. - Oh! 846 00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:01,201 (SNARLS) 847 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:02,970 What the fuck. 848 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:04,481 YO, yo; yo: 849 00:46:05,080 --> 00:46:06,366 - What's going on? - That. 850 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:07,641 Oh! 851 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,207 Holy shit. Fuck. 852 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:13,605 Don't say Papa never gave you a pet. 853 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,291 (LAUGHS) 854 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:16,806 Hey. He)'- 855 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,041 (SNARLS) 856 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:19,281 (SHUDDERS) 857 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,847 (LAUGHS) V! 858 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:26,729 V! Where are you? 859 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,809 Oh, V! Hi. 860 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,326 What the hell are you doing? 861 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,006 Can V come out and play? 862 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,851 It's 2:00 a.m. My kids, and my husband, and wife are sleeping. 863 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,644 (FIONA LAUGHS) 864 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,723 You know that that sounds weird, right? 865 00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:41,121 You're drunk. 866 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,727 And fucked. I just Tinder fucked. 867 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:47,362 This guy. His name is like a J. Or an L. 868 00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:48,926 Or some other letter. I don't care. 869 00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:51,567 Careless, mindless sex has set me free. 870 00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:53,882 - Tell me more about it tomorrow. - This guy was doing... 871 00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:57,480 What the fuck? 872 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:02,002 Did you just close the door on my face? 873 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,163 - LIP: Found a pickaxe. - What the hell are you doing? 874 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:16,089 - Looking for demolition tools. - Fiona? 875 00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:17,924 - There's a shovel in here. - She's asleep. 876 00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:20,241 (CLATTERS) 877 00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:21,441 VERONICA: It's me. 878 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,764 Hey, I brought you some coffee. I figured you might be hungover. 879 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:29,522 I am. What time is it? 880 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,571 Not as early as you ringing my door bell last night. 881 00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:35,130 - Huh? - Don't "huh" me. 882 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,050 - Yo, Fi. - Hmm? 883 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,770 Pickaxe, sledgehammer? 884 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:42,770 Sledgehammer. 885 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:43,961 (LIP SIGHS) 886 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:47,441 - I'll see you upstairs. - FIONA: Yeah, I'll be up in a minute. 887 00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,283 (GRUNTS) We're getting rid of Frank. 888 00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,044 (GROANS) ow; 889 00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,442 So, who is this random guy you hooked up with last night? 890 00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:59,883 Key word in that sentence is "random." 891 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:01,961 I don't know. 892 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,644 Why you sleeping with random dudes, anyway? 893 00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,202 Why am I not hooking up with random dudes? 894 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:10,490 - Some sort of rebound thing from Sean? -(SNORTS) 895 00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,484 I'd have to care for it to be a Sean rebound thing. 896 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:16,969 Funny, you said the same thing about Frank. 897 00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:19,646 Ooh. Having a rebound thing with Frank? 898 00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,163 No, dummy. Caring. 899 00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:26,282 You seriously think that I give a fuck about Sean? Or Frank? 900 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,006 It's been weeks, and you haven't talked at all 901 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,605 about what happened on your wedding day. 902 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,411 'Cause there's nothing to talk about. 903 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,284 So I'm not gonna talk about it. Ever. 904 00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:44,681 (GRUNTS) 905 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,000 It's harder than I thought. 906 00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:53,801 You're up. 907 00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:00,841 (GRUNTS) 908 00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:12,725 What the fuck? 909 00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:31,849 CARL AND DOMINIQUE: Five, four, three, two, one. 910 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:34,526 (DOMINIQUE CHUCKLES) 911 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,485 Okay. Well, the 72 hours is up. 912 00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,482 (MUSIC PLAYING) 913 00:49:46,490 --> 00:50:15,441 English-SDH BY [PR]