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Hey, for those of you
that missed last week's episode,
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I got really drunk, and I don't
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really remember
what happened after that.
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Nobody's heard from Eddie?
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Not a word.
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Eddie goes down to the corner
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for a pack of Lucky's,
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never heard from again.
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What you looking at?
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Malik?
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Are you looking at Malik?
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Hoping you can tell me
a little bit about West Point.
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- What's a kid got to do to get in?
- Suck my dick.
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- I'm Little Hank.
- I'm Debbie.
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- Tell me about Hank.
- He's cute, isn't he?
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You're drinking my booze!
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I thought you were kidding.
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Hey, guys.
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Maybe I could hook you two up.
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- This is Richard, who you wanted to meet.
- Hi, Richard.
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And when Richard does call,
just say yes. He's a good one.
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What are you doing this weekend?
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Something deplorable, I'm sure.
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Do you want to come
with me to a wedding?
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I'd love to show you off.
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Thank you.
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- Is that a yes?
- Yes.
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- Hey, you okay?
- Stay the fuck away from Jody.
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And stay the fuck away
from this baby!
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Thank you.
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♪ think of all the luck
you got ♪
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♪ know that it's not
for naught ♪
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♪ you were beaming once before ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ what is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so sure of? ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ round up the friends you got ♪
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♪ but it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ what is this downside ♪
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♪ that you speak of? ♪
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♪ what is this feeling ♪
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♪ you're so... ♪
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♪ sure of? ♪
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Still in there?
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You told Carl to bring in money
for the winter squirrel fund.
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I didn't tell him
to rent out Frank's room.
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Dad rented it first
to that Chinese lady.
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The minute you kids start
following Frank's example
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is the minute I put a gun
in my mouth.
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How did you expect Carl
to get cash?
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All you got to do
is swallow this.
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She moved her stuff in
after you left for work.
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You know what time Lip
got home last night?
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You need a new razor.
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Ew!
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He rented the room to a hooker?
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Carl said she works checkout
at the Jewel-Osco.
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That's why they call her
Double Bag Bev.
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She doesn't work there,
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and that's not why
they call her that.
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Carl!
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Hi, Little Hank.
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Hey, I want her out
of the house now.
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$75 a week.
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We'll charge a buck a peek.
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Ten if she's working.
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Carl!
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No peepholes.
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Hi. Kind of in the middle
of something.
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Ahh!
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Okay.
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I wanted to make sure
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that we were still on
before I got my nails done.
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Still on.
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Your boss at the club
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give you a hard time
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for taking the night off?
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What's he gonna do, fire me?
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I'm probably out of a job
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in two weeks when they close
the outdoor deck.
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Well, I want you to know
that, um,
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even though a wedding date
is customarily guaranteed sex,
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you're under no obligation.
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Good to know.
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Just because society
expects us to.
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All of society, huh?
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I can pick you up.
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Where do you live?
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Got any Vagisil?
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I've been scratching
under the hood all night.
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My address is
11509 Lake Shore Drive.
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See you at 2:30.
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Right.
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Lake Shore Drive?
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What's for breakfast?
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Cleaned the puke off the porch.
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- That you?
- Better outside than in.
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You're welcome.
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What the hell is that?
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Bacon bits.
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Rad, huh?
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They're for mom.
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Think she'll come out today?
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Not likely.
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Airplane wheel missed
her by an inch.
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Friendly skies, indeed.
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Mrs. Jackson home?
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Sheils?
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Who is it?
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Me. Frank.
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The bedpan is full.
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Cops are downstairs.
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They found Eddie.
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Oh. Where was he,
at his brother's in Bridgeport?
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Michiana?
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Bottom of Lake Michigan.
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Mm... perfect timing.
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Mm.
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Hey, babe.
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Where's that morning wood?
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Your dad's dead.
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Nice try,
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but that doesn't
turn me on anymore.
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Really. Your-your dad.
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I'm not gonna stay
down here forever,
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so stop talking
about my fucking dad
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and get your dick hard.
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Out of milk;
Bev wants breakfast.
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Oh, come on. What about
all those house-sitting jobs?
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We got any Virginia Slims?
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Let's try the neighbors.
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If we get bloody-mary mix,
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Bev promised she'd
show us a tit.
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Little Hank--
what does he like?
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- What's he into?
- I don't know. Stuff.
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- Why?
- What stuff?
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Knives, blunts, commandos,
switchblades, butterflies.
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Where can I get knives
and blunts?
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Alley behind the OTB. Ask
for Raoul, but bring a rag.
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Sometimes he doesn't bother to
wipe the blood off the blades.
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Carl's boarder. Put in a
load a couple minutes ago.
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Lip up?
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Everyone's wondering
if you've got PTSD.
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Late night working in
the ice cream truck.
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So Karen knocked up's
got nothing
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to do with the hermit thing?
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Pass me my shirt?
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What was it about her
that first caught your eye?
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Um....
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Easy, convenient
and low-maintenance.
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Why?
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Think I could be easy,
convenient and low-maintenance?
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This about Little Hank?
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Look, I caught him trying to
steal our toaster the other day.
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Pint-sized klepto
will be in juvie
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before you get your first kiss.
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The heart wants
what the heart wants.
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Do I have to explain that
to you of all people?
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Afraid it's not just about
being easy and convenient, Debs.
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It's, uh, chemical.
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Pheromones, a person's scent.
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You know? You can't fake it.
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Hey. Finally up.
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Smoke?
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Yup.
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You know there's a
prostitute in Frank's room?
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Double bag Bev. Needed
a place to stay. Win-win.
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Yeah, as long as you can't catch
AIDS from a washing machine.
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Mm. They got drugs
for that now.
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It's like a cold.
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She's single-handedly
catapulting Carl into puberty.
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Yeah, well, at least she's not
bringing her work home, right?
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She better not.
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And no more
washing machine freebies.
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If she charges
by the load, so can we.
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Talk to Karen?
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Why would I?
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Look, it could be anyone's kid.
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Uh, Owen Lindquist,
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the guy on Wolcott with the
lazy eye and the Mustang.
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- Frank.
- You use protection?
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She's on the pill.
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Yeah, so she said.
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How many times
you sleep with her?
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What, you keep count?
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Ballpark. How many times a week?
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Six, seven.
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Yeah, for what,
like, eight months?
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That's...
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- Round 224.
- And what about other guys?
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Ten sound about right?
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That's 20 to one odds.
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You're the one who takes book.
You like those odds?
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If you're gonna yell
at me, go ahead.
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I'm not your mother.
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So what are you gonna do?
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I'm not taking care
of another kid.
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Sheils?
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Even Osama had to come out of
his cave every once in a while.
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And look what happened to him.
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I get it.
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So many emotions
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to process.
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I... am...
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Here... 100%.
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Whatever you need.
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He was the father
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- of my baby.
- I...
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You grieve, and leave
mundane matters to me.
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Eddie's affairs-- pension,
insurance, things like that.
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Just tell me where the
paperwork is, and I will...
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Oh, Frank, why would something
like this happen?
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Nothing could make his
eternal slumber more peaceful
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than knowing that you
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And Karen
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were properly taken care of.
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The papers aren't
in the file cabinet.
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I checked.
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Do you think he felt any pain?
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Oh.
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The important thing is,
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I'm sure he was
the kind of father
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who provided for his family.
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I just need his social
security number.
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Poor Eddie.
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Jonah and I are off
to the playground.
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Anybody offers you candy,
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that's code for crack.
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Apple jacks, crunch 'n munch,
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hotcakes, jellybeans, fries,
caviar, crackers, dip--
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all crack.
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Say, "no, thank you." Got it.
I'll go tell Malik.
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- Malik?
- We're having a play date.
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Sounds more like a date date.
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I know what goes on in the
playground besides hopscotch
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and middle-aged
men jacking off.
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- That kid's a player.
- He's the best player!
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He showed me an old basketball
game on TV last night,
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and I learned so much.
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Did you know that Chinese people
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can grow to be seven feet tall?
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Last night? He
skipped the game?
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Hey, ready to bounce, E?
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Hey, Ms. V.
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You don't skip out on your team
unless you're lying
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in a hospital bed with an iv
drip and a bullet in your spine.
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The game last night?
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We didn't have no game.
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Kev said there was a game.
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Nah, you got it twisted.
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Next game's tomorrow.
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Hey, let's get ghost.
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- Okay.
- Later, miss V.
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On the house?
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I'm in mourning.
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Freebies for family
only, Frank.
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Then start the mother
of all tabs.
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Once Eddie's life insurance
money kicks in,
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moderation's gonna be a thing
of the past.
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- Moderation?
- How much you talking about?
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City life.
Got to be 50k at least.
268
00:12:19,492 --> 00:12:22,226
A toast-- to Eddie Jackson.
269
00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:24,494
Who had
the foresight to take care
270
00:12:24,529 --> 00:12:25,963
of those he loved.
271
00:12:25,997 --> 00:12:28,731
I wouldn't celebrate
just yet, Frank.
272
00:12:28,766 --> 00:12:30,233
You're not the only
one interested
273
00:12:30,267 --> 00:12:32,668
in Eddie's life insurance.
274
00:12:32,703 --> 00:12:34,571
Police are asking
a lot of questions.
275
00:12:37,441 --> 00:12:38,975
So?
276
00:12:39,010 --> 00:12:42,278
Eddie was weighed down
with a cement block.
277
00:12:42,313 --> 00:12:43,680
So?
278
00:12:43,714 --> 00:12:45,248
So, everyone here
279
00:12:45,282 --> 00:12:47,083
heard Eddie threaten
to kill you.
280
00:12:47,117 --> 00:12:48,818
Threaten me, not the
other way around.
281
00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:50,686
Murder's not my bag.
282
00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,921
I don't have the constitution.
Blood makes me queasy.
283
00:12:52,955 --> 00:12:55,758
And I didn't plant that
pipe bomb down at the mosque,
284
00:12:55,792 --> 00:12:58,927
but it was on my route,
so the pigs got a warrant.
285
00:12:58,962 --> 00:13:00,996
Never would have found
the videos otherwise.
286
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,030
I served 18 goddamn months.
287
00:13:03,065 --> 00:13:04,431
If Curtis didn't want his wife
288
00:13:04,466 --> 00:13:05,466
filmed naked, he shouldn't
289
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,767
have left the blinds open when
290
00:13:06,801 --> 00:13:08,334
he took her
out of her wheelchair
291
00:13:08,369 --> 00:13:09,502
to change her diaper.
292
00:13:09,536 --> 00:13:11,170
You got any skeletons, Frank?
293
00:13:11,205 --> 00:13:14,040
- None that come to mind.
- Identity theft.
294
00:13:14,074 --> 00:13:15,675
- Simple misunderstanding.
- Endangering
295
00:13:15,709 --> 00:13:16,976
the welfare of a child,
296
00:13:17,010 --> 00:13:18,177
human trafficking,
297
00:13:18,212 --> 00:13:20,380
drug running, medicaid fraud,
298
00:13:20,414 --> 00:13:22,615
disability fraud, mail fraud...
299
00:13:22,649 --> 00:13:25,118
The longer they look,
the more they'll find.
300
00:13:34,261 --> 00:13:36,663
♪ ♪
301
00:13:43,337 --> 00:13:46,039
What are you doing
wearing my top?
302
00:13:46,073 --> 00:13:47,574
Pheromones.
I'm borrowing them.
303
00:13:47,608 --> 00:13:48,909
Pheromones?
304
00:13:48,943 --> 00:13:51,211
It's the thing
boys like about you.
305
00:13:51,245 --> 00:13:52,245
You mean tits?
306
00:13:52,279 --> 00:13:54,648
Think you might be
a year or two off.
307
00:13:54,682 --> 00:13:56,884
What does Holly Herkimer
have that I don't?
308
00:13:56,918 --> 00:13:58,252
Besides HPV?
309
00:13:58,286 --> 00:14:00,487
- You get to dress up.
- It's going back,
310
00:14:00,522 --> 00:14:02,490
tomorrow.
311
00:14:02,524 --> 00:14:05,927
Put the top back.
No more playing dress-up, okay?
312
00:14:05,961 --> 00:14:07,261
Hymen stays intact.
313
00:14:07,295 --> 00:14:10,030
♪ ♪
314
00:14:30,785 --> 00:14:32,252
Ian.
315
00:14:32,287 --> 00:14:34,521
Come here, son.
316
00:14:34,556 --> 00:14:36,757
Daddy needs an alibi
for a few months ago.
317
00:14:36,791 --> 00:14:38,191
Carl. And I can't.
318
00:14:38,226 --> 00:14:40,193
Bev said her
moneymaker's on fire.
319
00:14:40,228 --> 00:14:41,228
Bev?
320
00:14:41,262 --> 00:14:43,463
Son, I need your help.
321
00:14:43,497 --> 00:14:44,797
Not really in the mood to bail
322
00:14:44,831 --> 00:14:46,198
your ass out right now.
323
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,533
I got a problem.
324
00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:49,101
Karen's pregnant.
325
00:14:51,738 --> 00:14:54,073
What's Lip gonna do?
He's the last person
326
00:14:54,108 --> 00:14:56,276
I thought would be that stupid.
327
00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:57,711
You really think the
carpet bombing's necessary?
328
00:14:57,745 --> 00:14:59,746
Kev lied to me.
I checked
329
00:14:59,781 --> 00:15:01,982
the team schedule-- there
was no game last night.
330
00:15:02,016 --> 00:15:03,850
And then this.
331
00:15:05,119 --> 00:15:07,154
"Warts to like..."
332
00:15:07,188 --> 00:15:08,489
Something...
333
00:15:08,523 --> 00:15:10,824
"I want to lick every
inch of your body."
334
00:15:10,859 --> 00:15:13,226
That E's backwards.
I found that in Kev's pocket.
335
00:15:13,261 --> 00:15:15,562
The anniversary of our
first date is next week,
336
00:15:15,597 --> 00:15:18,164
and this is how he celebrates--
fucking an illiterate.
337
00:15:18,199 --> 00:15:19,332
Cheating?
338
00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:21,301
Probably that Michelle Maloney.
339
00:15:21,335 --> 00:15:23,502
Tits like Katy Perry,
and her head hasn't been right
340
00:15:23,537 --> 00:15:24,937
since she started
huffing butane.
341
00:15:24,971 --> 00:15:26,071
Don't jump to conclusions.
342
00:15:26,105 --> 00:15:28,406
He makes most of his tips
with flirts at the bar.
343
00:15:28,441 --> 00:15:30,008
Or Val Krinsky.
Bitch spelled "Chicago"
344
00:15:30,042 --> 00:15:32,010
with an "S" on her
McDonald's application.
345
00:15:32,044 --> 00:15:33,111
New dress?
346
00:15:33,145 --> 00:15:34,445
For the night.
347
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:35,580
Oh. Tag gun?
348
00:15:35,614 --> 00:15:37,782
Broke. Carl used it
on a possum.
349
00:15:37,817 --> 00:15:40,185
Just... tuck it.
Old school.
350
00:15:40,219 --> 00:15:42,487
- Need heels.
- How high?
351
00:15:42,522 --> 00:15:44,156
Something that can pass
for wedding formal.
352
00:15:44,190 --> 00:15:45,924
And get me to the el
without breaking an ankle.
353
00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:48,760
- Prick's not coming to pick you up?
- Meeting him
354
00:15:48,795 --> 00:15:50,595
- on the North Side.
- North Side?
355
00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:53,364
He's under the impression
I live on Lake Shore Drive.
356
00:15:53,399 --> 00:15:55,500
Mm, how'd he get
that impression?
357
00:15:55,534 --> 00:15:57,468
I might have given him
Adam's address.
358
00:15:57,502 --> 00:15:58,769
It sounded a lot better
359
00:15:58,804 --> 00:16:00,171
than the alternative.
360
00:16:00,206 --> 00:16:01,839
As long as you
don't run into Adam.
361
00:16:01,874 --> 00:16:03,174
He's out of the country,
362
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:04,775
raping some emerging market.
363
00:16:04,810 --> 00:16:07,311
Any chance moneybags
airlifts you out of the ghetto?
364
00:16:07,345 --> 00:16:09,613
More likely he's got
a girl in every port.
365
00:16:09,647 --> 00:16:10,814
Piece of work.
366
00:16:12,082 --> 00:16:14,284
Kev'd never cheat on you.
367
00:16:14,319 --> 00:16:16,886
Go talk to him.
Clear it up.
368
00:16:20,492 --> 00:16:21,559
That's the Gallagher sperm.
369
00:16:21,593 --> 00:16:23,394
Ambitious, relentless--
370
00:16:23,428 --> 00:16:25,396
everything we're not
once we're born.
371
00:16:25,430 --> 00:16:26,631
Like heat-seeking,
372
00:16:26,665 --> 00:16:28,133
baby-making guided missiles.
373
00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:29,668
Won't be long before
the whole country's
374
00:16:29,702 --> 00:16:31,503
nothing but Mexicans
and Gallaghers.
375
00:16:31,537 --> 00:16:33,572
Son... it's time
376
00:16:33,606 --> 00:16:35,207
we had the talk.
377
00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:37,075
Little late for that, huh?
378
00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:39,144
Different talk.
She gonna keep it?
379
00:16:39,178 --> 00:16:41,146
Looks like it.
380
00:16:44,383 --> 00:16:46,818
Big responsibility,
381
00:16:46,853 --> 00:16:47,853
being a parent.
382
00:16:47,887 --> 00:16:49,254
Is that right?
383
00:16:49,288 --> 00:16:51,056
That's what I'm
trying to tell you.
384
00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:52,590
My philosophy.
You got to let kids
385
00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:53,891
learn for themselves.
386
00:16:53,926 --> 00:16:55,827
You mean, fend for themselves?
387
00:16:55,861 --> 00:16:58,397
You give a man a fish,
you've fed him for a day.
388
00:16:58,431 --> 00:17:00,833
Teach a man to fish,
you've fed him for a lifetime.
389
00:17:00,867 --> 00:17:02,435
I raise fishermen.
390
00:17:02,469 --> 00:17:04,103
The best gift you can give,
391
00:17:04,137 --> 00:17:05,671
neglect.
392
00:17:05,706 --> 00:17:07,840
Neglect fosters
self-reliance.
393
00:17:07,874 --> 00:17:10,610
Now, do the right thing.
394
00:17:10,644 --> 00:17:12,712
Split.
395
00:17:12,747 --> 00:17:15,181
Not our fault
396
00:17:15,216 --> 00:17:16,783
she was careless.
397
00:17:16,817 --> 00:17:19,518
Now, I need an alibi
for Eddie Jackson's murder.
398
00:17:19,553 --> 00:17:21,787
- Why, did you kill him?
- No.
399
00:17:21,822 --> 00:17:23,522
- Eddie's dead?
- Yep.
400
00:17:23,557 --> 00:17:25,524
- Hey, does Karen know?
- You got to swear
401
00:17:25,559 --> 00:17:27,693
we were on a camping trip,
a long weekend
402
00:17:27,728 --> 00:17:29,963
- in Wisconsin.
- Hey, well, Ian, watch Liam.
403
00:17:29,997 --> 00:17:32,599
We were on a camping trip...
404
00:17:32,633 --> 00:17:34,268
Perjure myself?
Yeah, that'll look great
405
00:17:34,302 --> 00:17:35,936
on my West Point application.
406
00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:39,573
Try Mandy's dad.
I hear lying to cops is his specialty.
407
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,076
Hiya, Phil.
408
00:17:42,110 --> 00:17:45,646
♪ ♪
409
00:17:51,453 --> 00:17:54,788
And one day the entire family will
be reunited in the Garden Of Eden.
410
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,056
Oh, like heaven?
411
00:17:56,091 --> 00:17:58,592
- No, it's in Missouri.
- Oh.
412
00:17:58,626 --> 00:18:01,429
Eden's got a lot of meth-heads.
413
00:18:01,463 --> 00:18:03,998
So, um, they trip
when you got pregnant?
414
00:18:04,032 --> 00:18:05,966
Oh, no, we've been
trying for months.
415
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,902
Really? My great-grandpas
beat me with a dustbuster.
416
00:18:08,937 --> 00:18:10,337
Why would God make us
physically ready
417
00:18:10,371 --> 00:18:11,972
if he didn't want us
to have children?
418
00:18:12,006 --> 00:18:13,673
True that.
419
00:18:13,708 --> 00:18:17,778
That's what my sister-wives
told me while they held me down.
420
00:18:17,812 --> 00:18:19,145
For Clyde, my husband.
421
00:18:19,179 --> 00:18:21,114
They were right.
422
00:18:21,149 --> 00:18:24,918
I-it stopped hurting after
the first couple dozen times.
423
00:18:24,952 --> 00:18:26,353
And once you get past that
424
00:18:26,387 --> 00:18:28,788
razor-blade-slicing-you
from-the-inside sensation,
425
00:18:28,823 --> 00:18:30,757
you feel much closer to God.
426
00:18:30,791 --> 00:18:32,092
Wait,
427
00:18:32,126 --> 00:18:33,493
they held you down?
428
00:18:33,527 --> 00:18:35,195
Clyde wanted to do it himself,
429
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:36,997
but he was much too weak.
430
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,467
Rheumatoid arthritis.
431
00:18:40,569 --> 00:18:43,371
I hope someone
takes care of him.
432
00:18:43,406 --> 00:18:45,173
Don't you think
Clyde deserves that?
433
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,675
- Uh, for sure.
- I would
434
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,343
do it myself,
but he's in prison.
435
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:49,845
Oh, my pop's in prison.
436
00:18:49,879 --> 00:18:51,547
Two aunts, six or seven uncles.
437
00:18:51,581 --> 00:18:53,448
Jonah baby, what's the matter?
438
00:18:53,483 --> 00:18:55,517
Hey, Jonah baby,
439
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,785
what's the matter?
440
00:19:00,923 --> 00:19:02,391
Hey, baby.
441
00:19:02,425 --> 00:19:05,194
- Hey, babe. Nice surprise.
- Had an idea.
442
00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:06,796
Since you've been
so busy lately,
443
00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:07,964
- date night.
- I love it.
444
00:19:07,998 --> 00:19:08,998
I'll cook.
445
00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:10,066
Tomorrow?
446
00:19:10,101 --> 00:19:12,202
Can't tomorrow.
Got a game.
447
00:19:12,237 --> 00:19:13,403
Two games in three nights?
Didn't you
448
00:19:13,438 --> 00:19:14,838
just have one last
night? Or did I
449
00:19:14,872 --> 00:19:16,640
- get that mixed up?
- No, I had a game last night.
450
00:19:16,674 --> 00:19:17,741
I didn't tell you?
451
00:19:17,776 --> 00:19:19,143
Oh, V, you should've been there.
452
00:19:19,177 --> 00:19:20,978
Down two, three seconds left.
453
00:19:21,012 --> 00:19:22,413
See, most coaches
play for overtime.
454
00:19:22,447 --> 00:19:23,648
I coach from my sack.
455
00:19:23,682 --> 00:19:25,750
I had the fat Nicaraguan kid
456
00:19:25,784 --> 00:19:27,085
set a pick for Malik.
457
00:19:27,119 --> 00:19:28,253
What? Swish.
458
00:19:28,287 --> 00:19:30,089
Three-pointer. Mm!
459
00:19:30,123 --> 00:19:32,257
- Unbelievable.
- I know.
460
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,728
It was a hell of a game.
461
00:19:41,034 --> 00:19:42,401
Lip.
462
00:19:42,435 --> 00:19:44,436
Yeah. Karen home?
463
00:19:47,807 --> 00:19:50,175
- What do you want?
- Need an alibi for your dad?
464
00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:51,443
I didn't kill the shithead.
465
00:19:51,478 --> 00:19:53,912
Really?
Maybe it was Frank.
466
00:19:56,316 --> 00:19:59,351
- Where you headed?
- None of your fucking business.
467
00:19:59,385 --> 00:20:01,353
Cemetery.
Picking out a plot.
468
00:20:01,387 --> 00:20:04,256
Wow. Can't wait to get the
asshole in the ground, huh?
469
00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:05,891
- Doing it for mom.
- Mm.
470
00:20:05,925 --> 00:20:07,926
Well, hey, you really
want to get back at him?
471
00:20:07,961 --> 00:20:09,528
Go at it on his
grave, you know?
472
00:20:09,562 --> 00:20:11,130
It's a great way
to send him off.
473
00:20:11,164 --> 00:20:13,098
Bad enough
he'll be spending eternity
474
00:20:13,132 --> 00:20:14,799
downwind from
the slaughterhouse.
475
00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:17,135
That's a good point.
Cosmic payback.
476
00:20:18,437 --> 00:20:19,804
Hey, hey, hey.
477
00:20:21,073 --> 00:20:22,941
Um...
478
00:20:22,975 --> 00:20:25,911
So, boy or a girl?
479
00:20:25,945 --> 00:20:29,181
He's either got a tiny
penis or a huge clit.
480
00:20:30,817 --> 00:20:33,152
Well, hey, no more
drinking, all right?
481
00:20:33,186 --> 00:20:34,487
Remember Connie Lumbard?
482
00:20:34,521 --> 00:20:36,589
She spent her pregnancy
on a stool at the Alibi.
483
00:20:36,623 --> 00:20:40,827
Four years later, her boy's
stabbing other kids with a fork.
484
00:20:40,861 --> 00:20:43,930
Didn't help her husband
was in Iraq, but...
485
00:20:45,699 --> 00:20:47,667
Kids need a father.
486
00:20:47,701 --> 00:20:50,003
Jody and I got hitched.
487
00:20:52,873 --> 00:20:53,973
What?
488
00:20:54,008 --> 00:20:55,341
Married.
489
00:20:55,376 --> 00:20:57,343
We couldn't wait.
490
00:20:57,378 --> 00:20:59,312
Congratulations.
491
00:20:59,347 --> 00:21:01,348
Ah, he loves kids.
492
00:21:01,382 --> 00:21:05,586
We're gonna turn the basement
into a nursery.
493
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:07,287
All set, then.
494
00:21:07,322 --> 00:21:08,722
All set.
495
00:21:13,227 --> 00:21:14,861
♪ ♪
496
00:21:14,895 --> 00:21:16,196
Hey. Sorry.
497
00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:18,698
I was waiting outside.
I didn't see you.
498
00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:20,700
Yeah, I couldn't
find your name.
499
00:21:20,734 --> 00:21:22,501
I'm subletting.
500
00:21:22,535 --> 00:21:25,037
Wow. Is that banal?
To say "wow"?
501
00:21:25,071 --> 00:21:26,538
Works for me.
502
00:21:26,572 --> 00:21:28,973
I love the dress, but...
503
00:21:29,008 --> 00:21:30,208
It's missing something.
504
00:21:30,242 --> 00:21:32,109
I thought you might
want to borrow this
505
00:21:32,144 --> 00:21:33,411
for the afternoon.
506
00:21:39,151 --> 00:21:40,885
There you go.
507
00:21:40,919 --> 00:21:43,688
- Still, wow.
- Okay.
508
00:21:43,723 --> 00:21:45,657
Private jet was in the shop?
509
00:21:45,691 --> 00:21:48,025
No, I didn't want to overdo it.
510
00:21:49,595 --> 00:21:51,729
Thank you.
511
00:21:51,763 --> 00:21:54,299
Two of my famous
grilled cheesies.
512
00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:56,234
Hey, how about
I watch Jonah later?
513
00:21:56,268 --> 00:21:58,036
I feel like we need
a dudes' night in.
514
00:21:58,070 --> 00:21:59,804
How about that?
Me and you-- pizza,
515
00:21:59,839 --> 00:22:01,206
beer, Barney?
516
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,174
You can go to the
Independence Day barbecue.
517
00:22:03,209 --> 00:22:04,743
Isn't that in July?
518
00:22:04,777 --> 00:22:05,978
End of every August,
519
00:22:06,012 --> 00:22:07,880
celebrate the day
Dawn Saakashvili
520
00:22:07,914 --> 00:22:10,583
nail-gunned her husband
to death in his sleep.
521
00:22:10,617 --> 00:22:12,552
She went to prison
for 20 to life,
522
00:22:12,586 --> 00:22:14,553
but her kids didn't go to
school with welts anymore.
523
00:22:14,588 --> 00:22:17,090
You and Malik have a good time.
524
00:22:17,124 --> 00:22:19,225
- I'm spoken for.
- Oh.
525
00:22:19,259 --> 00:22:20,826
That's too bad.
He's totally into you.
526
00:22:20,860 --> 00:22:22,428
Oh. He say something?
527
00:22:22,462 --> 00:22:24,096
Doesn't have to.
528
00:22:24,130 --> 00:22:26,231
- It's obvious.
- It's a shame
529
00:22:26,266 --> 00:22:28,701
I didn't meet him when I was 11.
530
00:22:31,738 --> 00:22:33,506
Uh, Kevin?
531
00:22:33,540 --> 00:22:36,241
You know, it's great you and
Ethel hanging out together.
532
00:22:36,276 --> 00:22:37,576
What's wrong with me?
533
00:22:37,610 --> 00:22:38,577
What?
534
00:22:38,611 --> 00:22:40,112
Ethel's got a boy into her,
535
00:22:40,146 --> 00:22:41,846
and she already has a husband.
536
00:22:41,881 --> 00:22:44,415
You're a guy.
Don't spare my feelings.
537
00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:45,683
You got a crush, too?
538
00:22:45,718 --> 00:22:47,251
He doesn't even notice me.
539
00:22:47,286 --> 00:22:48,452
Well, that may be your problem.
540
00:22:48,487 --> 00:22:50,454
You sure you're sending
strong enough signals?
541
00:22:50,489 --> 00:22:52,256
I-I've tried.
542
00:22:52,290 --> 00:22:53,958
Guys are pretty dumb.
543
00:22:53,992 --> 00:22:56,193
Sometimes you have to put
something shiny in the window
544
00:22:56,228 --> 00:22:57,528
to get them in the store.
545
00:22:57,562 --> 00:22:59,130
You're not gonna
slap me, are you?
546
00:22:59,164 --> 00:23:01,432
- No.
- Usually, after Veronica
547
00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:04,368
asks me to level with her,
she slaps me.
548
00:23:04,403 --> 00:23:07,538
Uh, stronger signals.
Thanks, Kevin.
549
00:23:07,573 --> 00:23:09,073
Mom?
550
00:23:13,345 --> 00:23:15,380
Hi!
551
00:23:15,414 --> 00:23:17,382
How was the cemetery?
552
00:23:17,416 --> 00:23:19,151
Here.
553
00:23:19,185 --> 00:23:20,819
Oh!
554
00:23:20,854 --> 00:23:22,821
"Eternal Serenity."
555
00:23:22,856 --> 00:23:25,391
Oh, that's a lovely casket.
556
00:23:25,425 --> 00:23:28,127
Star of David's detachable.
557
00:23:28,161 --> 00:23:30,729
So that's nice.
558
00:23:30,763 --> 00:23:32,964
What is it?
559
00:23:35,634 --> 00:23:38,336
They... started
digging the hole.
560
00:23:38,370 --> 00:23:40,771
Yeah.
561
00:23:40,805 --> 00:23:43,840
Sweetheart,
are you sad he's gone?
562
00:23:43,875 --> 00:23:45,475
No, I hate him.
563
00:23:45,509 --> 00:23:47,243
Oh, it's okay.
564
00:23:47,278 --> 00:23:49,746
Maybe just a little bit.
565
00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:51,247
Why? It's not like...
566
00:23:51,282 --> 00:23:53,650
If he were here, he'd apologize.
567
00:23:53,685 --> 00:23:56,721
Fix it, make it
like it used to be.
568
00:23:58,290 --> 00:24:00,826
It's better this way.
569
00:24:02,295 --> 00:24:04,864
You know, he's gonna miss out.
570
00:24:04,898 --> 00:24:07,099
In what?
571
00:24:10,071 --> 00:24:12,873
The best grandkid ever.
572
00:24:12,907 --> 00:24:16,443
And you know what the
best grandkid ever needs?
573
00:24:16,477 --> 00:24:18,612
The coolest nursery ever.
574
00:24:18,646 --> 00:24:20,714
Starting with the crib.
575
00:24:20,748 --> 00:24:22,983
Look, sweetie.
576
00:24:24,752 --> 00:24:27,654
How adorable is that?
577
00:24:27,689 --> 00:24:30,357
Crib done!
578
00:24:30,391 --> 00:24:31,558
Look at this.
579
00:24:31,592 --> 00:24:34,561
See? It's a little
moses basket.
580
00:24:34,596 --> 00:24:36,797
We have to get that!
581
00:24:36,831 --> 00:24:39,367
And I saved the best
for last. Look it.
582
00:24:39,401 --> 00:24:41,202
Baby lojack.
583
00:24:41,236 --> 00:24:45,006
So no one can take him
in the middle of the night.
584
00:24:49,178 --> 00:24:51,012
♪ ♪
585
00:24:55,784 --> 00:24:57,752
Heard you could help me.
586
00:24:57,786 --> 00:25:00,922
Just disfigurement, or you
want the whole nine yards?
587
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:02,824
- Need an alibi.
- Mm.
588
00:25:02,859 --> 00:25:04,225
Figure we say we were camping.
589
00:25:04,260 --> 00:25:05,894
- You a retard?
- What?
590
00:25:05,928 --> 00:25:08,330
- No.
- Retards say they went camping.
591
00:25:08,364 --> 00:25:10,498
Know where they
go next? Prison.
592
00:25:10,533 --> 00:25:12,601
Where they get ass-slammed
by other retards.
593
00:25:12,635 --> 00:25:14,937
How you gonna document
a camping trip?
594
00:25:14,971 --> 00:25:16,538
Fucking call a raccoon
as your witness?
595
00:25:18,108 --> 00:25:20,276
We were at Fort Wayne.
Gun show.
596
00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:22,245
You bought a crossbow.
Seller remembers you.
597
00:25:22,279 --> 00:25:23,780
Got the receipt,
date, time stamped.
598
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:26,249
You can get doctored
security footage, too.
599
00:25:26,284 --> 00:25:28,418
You're good.
How much?
600
00:25:28,453 --> 00:25:29,453
Fifteen hundred.
601
00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:30,955
- Eighty?
- This ain't
602
00:25:30,989 --> 00:25:32,223
a negotiation, shithead.
603
00:25:32,257 --> 00:25:33,291
Family discount.
604
00:25:33,325 --> 00:25:34,558
You ain't fuckin' family.
605
00:25:34,593 --> 00:25:35,459
Our kids are
practically hitched.
606
00:25:35,494 --> 00:25:37,095
Money up front, all of it.
607
00:25:37,129 --> 00:25:38,629
Or fuck off.
608
00:25:38,664 --> 00:25:40,698
I can get it.
609
00:25:40,732 --> 00:25:42,099
Then you'll be off the hook.
610
00:25:42,134 --> 00:25:44,969
Your scratch.
611
00:25:45,003 --> 00:25:46,671
♪ ♪
612
00:25:57,083 --> 00:25:58,216
Wow.
613
00:25:58,250 --> 00:26:00,217
Yeah, and this is
the weekend place.
614
00:26:00,252 --> 00:26:02,219
Feel bad for the bride.
615
00:26:02,253 --> 00:26:03,554
- Why?
- She's not going to be
616
00:26:03,588 --> 00:26:06,323
the prettiest girl
at her own wedding.
617
00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:15,899
Whose wedding is this?
618
00:26:15,933 --> 00:26:19,136
- It's my college roommate.
- What's he do?
619
00:26:19,170 --> 00:26:20,904
Make rich people richer.
620
00:26:20,939 --> 00:26:23,174
Parks!
621
00:26:23,208 --> 00:26:24,275
Oh, Jesus,
622
00:26:24,309 --> 00:26:26,076
Garvin, what, did
Geithner let you escape
623
00:26:26,111 --> 00:26:28,479
the fed for a day
in the middle of this mess?
624
00:26:28,513 --> 00:26:29,914
Ah, had to see
Aaron take the plunge
625
00:26:29,948 --> 00:26:31,649
for the second time
with your own eyes?
626
00:26:31,683 --> 00:26:33,851
Yeah, well, one more and
he's caught up with Gingrich.
627
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:34,919
Yeah.
628
00:26:34,954 --> 00:26:37,121
Who's this?
629
00:26:37,156 --> 00:26:38,756
Uh, Fiona, Greg.
630
00:26:38,791 --> 00:26:40,826
Fellow Princeton tiger.
631
00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:42,427
Only you would show up
with a girl like this
632
00:26:42,462 --> 00:26:44,263
while the rest of us have
to go home to our kids.
633
00:26:44,297 --> 00:26:45,464
So when did you graduate?
634
00:26:45,498 --> 00:26:46,632
Actually, I'm,
635
00:26:46,666 --> 00:26:47,866
- I'm going to be a senior.
- Oh.
636
00:26:47,901 --> 00:26:49,034
I hate you.
637
00:26:49,069 --> 00:26:50,636
I lived in
Rockefeller. You?
638
00:26:50,670 --> 00:26:51,770
Off campus.
639
00:26:51,805 --> 00:26:53,105
What about freshman
and sophomore year?
640
00:26:53,139 --> 00:26:54,373
Rented a house
with some friends.
641
00:26:54,407 --> 00:26:56,274
Hey, we'll catch up
at cocktail hour.
642
00:26:56,308 --> 00:26:58,343
- Yeah.
- Huh?
643
00:26:58,377 --> 00:27:00,444
Uh, are we early?
644
00:27:00,479 --> 00:27:02,547
No. Why?
645
00:27:02,581 --> 00:27:04,314
There's not many people.
646
00:27:04,349 --> 00:27:07,717
Second wedding for both--
keeping it small, which means
647
00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:09,619
we should, uh, mingle.
648
00:27:09,653 --> 00:27:11,154
I'll need this first.
649
00:27:13,491 --> 00:27:15,425
After you.
650
00:27:27,504 --> 00:27:29,906
I got an alibi.
651
00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:32,542
I got an alibi.
652
00:27:32,576 --> 00:27:35,245
Hey, hey!
653
00:27:37,682 --> 00:27:40,450
Hey, I do have--
I have an alibi.
654
00:27:43,187 --> 00:27:46,022
This is the way you treat
hardworking Americans?
655
00:27:46,057 --> 00:27:47,524
If I were brown
and hated this country,
656
00:27:47,559 --> 00:27:50,327
the goddamn ACLU would be
all over this place.
657
00:27:50,361 --> 00:27:53,496
I didn't kill Eddie.
658
00:27:53,530 --> 00:27:54,931
I was in Ohio.
659
00:27:54,965 --> 00:27:55,998
You see that detective?
660
00:27:57,534 --> 00:27:59,935
- The bull dyke?
- She's the investigating officer.
661
00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:01,204
She's put 11 men
662
00:28:01,238 --> 00:28:02,438
on death row.
663
00:28:02,473 --> 00:28:03,706
Detective,
664
00:28:03,740 --> 00:28:06,042
I'm innocent; I can prove it.
665
00:28:06,076 --> 00:28:09,745
I didn't do anything, I swear.
666
00:28:11,782 --> 00:28:14,017
Predatory criminal sexual
assault of a child.
667
00:28:14,051 --> 00:28:16,620
30 years.
668
00:28:16,654 --> 00:28:18,021
I'm gonna go talk to
the victim's mother.
669
00:28:18,056 --> 00:28:21,859
Let's see if she agrees
you didn't do anything.
670
00:28:21,894 --> 00:28:24,295
♪ ♪
671
00:28:30,335 --> 00:28:34,471
♪ shoop... shoop ♪
672
00:28:34,506 --> 00:28:38,308
♪ when you told me ♪
673
00:28:38,343 --> 00:28:40,310
♪ I had the only key ♪
674
00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:43,981
♪ that opened the door
to your heart ♪
675
00:28:44,015 --> 00:28:47,986
♪ oh, yeah,
when you promised me ♪
676
00:28:48,020 --> 00:28:50,489
♪ no one else you'd see ♪
677
00:28:50,523 --> 00:28:54,493
♪ your love was for me
and me alone ♪
678
00:28:54,527 --> 00:28:59,396
♪ oh, Eddie, I'm gonna make you
a one-woman's man ♪
679
00:28:59,430 --> 00:29:01,431
♪ and I know that I can be
680
00:29:01,466 --> 00:29:04,735
♪ a mother, a lover,
and a friend. ♪
681
00:29:07,539 --> 00:29:09,506
Fuck.
682
00:29:12,710 --> 00:29:14,144
Thank you.
683
00:29:14,178 --> 00:29:16,413
Okay, bye-bye.
684
00:29:16,447 --> 00:29:18,515
Crying jag is finally over.
685
00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:19,950
Ugh, our poor sitter.
686
00:29:19,984 --> 00:29:21,184
Emma gets hysterical
687
00:29:21,219 --> 00:29:22,786
any time we leave her.
688
00:29:22,820 --> 00:29:24,421
Consider yourself lucky.
689
00:29:24,456 --> 00:29:26,590
I took my oldest
back-to-school shopping.
690
00:29:26,625 --> 00:29:28,125
She insisted I drop her off.
691
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:29,793
Wouldn't be seen with me.
692
00:29:29,828 --> 00:29:31,462
- How old?
- Nine.
693
00:29:31,496 --> 00:29:33,764
Just wait-- couple years, she'll
be borrowing your clothes
694
00:29:33,798 --> 00:29:35,865
and willing her breasts to grow.
695
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:37,200
Oh, fuck me.
696
00:29:38,469 --> 00:29:39,502
My little sister's 11.
697
00:29:39,537 --> 00:29:40,503
Tampons and birth control
698
00:29:40,538 --> 00:29:41,704
just around the corner.
699
00:29:41,739 --> 00:29:43,706
Oh, God help us.
700
00:29:44,842 --> 00:29:46,542
Uh, I need you
just for a second.
701
00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:48,077
Excuse us, ladies.
702
00:29:50,180 --> 00:29:51,880
That's for you.
703
00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:53,482
I saw you drowning in there.
704
00:29:53,516 --> 00:29:55,484
Thanks, but your radar's off.
705
00:29:55,519 --> 00:29:56,686
Oh, really?
706
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:57,854
Well, I'm sorry, I didn't mean
707
00:29:57,888 --> 00:29:59,255
to whisk you away
from all the fun.
708
00:29:59,290 --> 00:30:01,091
Where are you taking me?
709
00:30:01,125 --> 00:30:04,327
I want to offer you a tour of
the house before the nuptials.
710
00:30:04,362 --> 00:30:06,329
I want to show you
something cool.
711
00:30:06,364 --> 00:30:07,664
Are we allowed up here?
712
00:30:07,698 --> 00:30:10,201
Well, hey, I know Aaron's dad.
713
00:30:11,203 --> 00:30:12,870
He's the white guy.
714
00:30:12,905 --> 00:30:14,005
- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
715
00:30:14,039 --> 00:30:15,840
Foremost urologist
in the country.
716
00:30:15,875 --> 00:30:19,044
He's seen every president's
dick since Eisenhower, mm-hmm.
717
00:30:19,078 --> 00:30:20,946
Who takes a picture
with their urologist?
718
00:30:20,980 --> 00:30:23,915
Listen, if a man has
your testicles in his grip,
719
00:30:23,950 --> 00:30:25,250
you'll do whatever he asks.
720
00:30:25,284 --> 00:30:26,518
Little known fact--
721
00:30:26,552 --> 00:30:29,521
Gerald Ford was hung
like a bear.
722
00:30:29,555 --> 00:30:31,190
You're really bad
at flirting, you know that?
723
00:30:31,224 --> 00:30:32,624
What makes you think
I'm trying to flirt?
724
00:30:32,659 --> 00:30:34,960
Huh, getting me
liquored up and alone?
725
00:30:34,994 --> 00:30:37,096
Oh, yeah,
nothing closes the deal
726
00:30:37,131 --> 00:30:39,699
like deceased heads of state.
727
00:30:39,733 --> 00:30:41,467
Thought I was under no
obligation to sleep with you.
728
00:30:41,501 --> 00:30:45,772
Oh, well, I was kind of hoping
that you'd just want to.
729
00:30:45,807 --> 00:30:47,474
Who says I don't?
730
00:30:54,750 --> 00:30:56,751
Wedding's starting.
731
00:31:02,192 --> 00:31:04,327
Hi, Holly.
732
00:31:04,361 --> 00:31:05,661
What's with the makeup?
733
00:31:05,696 --> 00:31:07,630
I'm sending stronger signals.
734
00:31:07,665 --> 00:31:09,633
Did I leave my underwear
in your brother's room?
735
00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:10,834
It was my lucky pair.
736
00:31:10,868 --> 00:31:12,235
Didn't see it.
737
00:31:12,269 --> 00:31:14,070
You want to hang out
later at the barbecue?
738
00:31:14,104 --> 00:31:15,571
I'm busy.
739
00:31:15,605 --> 00:31:16,605
Lip'll be there.
740
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,840
He wants to double.
741
00:31:17,874 --> 00:31:18,974
He said that?
742
00:31:19,008 --> 00:31:20,108
Yeah.
743
00:31:20,143 --> 00:31:23,845
You, Lip, me, Little Hank.
744
00:31:23,879 --> 00:31:26,681
Great, well, you can keep that
Little Hank perv off my back.
745
00:31:26,716 --> 00:31:29,351
- Meet up with you there?
- Yeah.
746
00:31:29,385 --> 00:31:31,419
Holly.
747
00:31:31,454 --> 00:31:33,788
Uh, how do I look?
748
00:31:35,891 --> 00:31:38,427
Like you're going to be a virgin
for the rest of your life.
749
00:31:48,006 --> 00:31:49,973
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
750
00:31:52,877 --> 00:31:54,845
Did you talk to Sheila?
751
00:31:54,879 --> 00:31:56,546
Wait, where are you taking me?
752
00:31:56,581 --> 00:31:57,781
Cook County?
753
00:31:57,815 --> 00:31:59,783
I won't, I won't last a week.
754
00:32:01,919 --> 00:32:04,054
Get the hell out.
755
00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:10,294
You're letting me go?
756
00:32:10,328 --> 00:32:11,395
For now.
757
00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:13,596
Don't leave the city.
758
00:32:24,907 --> 00:32:25,874
Oh.
759
00:32:25,908 --> 00:32:27,308
Well, hello.
760
00:32:27,343 --> 00:32:29,644
Get naked now.
761
00:32:29,678 --> 00:32:31,479
Yes, sir.
762
00:32:31,513 --> 00:32:33,681
Sent Ethel to the store.
763
00:32:33,715 --> 00:32:35,049
Get your ass on that bench.
764
00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:37,385
Oh, I love mistress Veronica.
765
00:32:39,421 --> 00:32:41,590
Yes.
766
00:32:41,624 --> 00:32:43,825
Oh, here it comes.
767
00:32:43,860 --> 00:32:45,660
Got the handcuffs.
768
00:32:45,694 --> 00:32:47,061
An oldie but a goodie.
769
00:32:47,096 --> 00:32:49,064
Hey, just remember, if you're
going to sit on my face,
770
00:32:49,098 --> 00:32:51,032
I have that sinus thing, okay?
771
00:32:51,067 --> 00:32:52,701
Mmm...
772
00:32:55,272 --> 00:32:56,739
Ah, what is this,
what's this for?
773
00:32:56,774 --> 00:32:57,907
The blood.
774
00:32:57,942 --> 00:32:59,376
The blood?
775
00:32:59,411 --> 00:33:00,611
Garden shears?
776
00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:02,113
Whoa, that's not funny.
777
00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:03,281
What's the bitch's name?
778
00:33:03,315 --> 00:33:04,516
Who-- what are
you talking about?
779
00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:06,017
The bitch's name!
780
00:33:06,052 --> 00:33:07,286
- Who, who?!
- West 47th.
781
00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:10,355
How you know about that?
782
00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:11,557
Aah, miss Grodanz, all right?
783
00:33:11,591 --> 00:33:13,125
Please don't cut my dick.
784
00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:14,226
You're screwing some slut,
and you don't
785
00:33:14,261 --> 00:33:15,227
even know her first name?
786
00:33:15,262 --> 00:33:17,796
No... sh-sh-she's my tutor.
787
00:33:17,831 --> 00:33:19,799
What, teaching you how
to fuck behind my back?
788
00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:20,866
Read.
789
00:33:20,901 --> 00:33:22,234
That's the best you can do?
790
00:33:22,268 --> 00:33:24,536
I swear to God it's true.
791
00:33:24,571 --> 00:33:26,405
She's teaching me how to read.
792
00:33:27,473 --> 00:33:29,074
Yo, where are the keys?
793
00:33:29,108 --> 00:33:33,179
In my p-u-r-s-e.
794
00:33:35,315 --> 00:33:37,283
V, V!
795
00:33:48,796 --> 00:33:50,763
Detective happen to drop by?
796
00:33:54,869 --> 00:33:57,570
I can explain.
797
00:33:57,605 --> 00:33:59,572
Don't tell me,
798
00:33:59,607 --> 00:34:01,941
tell mom.
799
00:34:09,149 --> 00:34:10,917
Sheils,
800
00:34:10,951 --> 00:34:12,918
it's Frank.
801
00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:19,324
I'm sorry.
802
00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:21,592
Why didn't you tell me?
803
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:26,864
Didn't want you to
think less of me.
804
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:29,766
Taking advantage
of somebody so vulnerable?
805
00:34:34,038 --> 00:34:36,305
You poor thing.
806
00:34:41,812 --> 00:34:44,780
Karen told
the authorities everything.
807
00:34:46,216 --> 00:34:48,184
D-define everything.
808
00:34:48,218 --> 00:34:49,452
You came home
809
00:34:49,486 --> 00:34:52,521
from a work-related injury,
810
00:34:52,556 --> 00:34:55,124
barely conscious
from the pain pills
811
00:34:55,158 --> 00:34:56,892
the doctor prescribed,
812
00:34:56,926 --> 00:35:00,295
in need of kindness and care,
813
00:35:00,329 --> 00:35:04,899
and instead Karen lured you
into the basement
814
00:35:04,934 --> 00:35:06,667
and...
815
00:35:06,702 --> 00:35:09,970
Just did what she did to you.
816
00:35:10,005 --> 00:35:11,639
Just wanted
817
00:35:11,673 --> 00:35:13,340
to get back at her father.
818
00:35:13,375 --> 00:35:16,043
You weren't even aroused.
819
00:35:16,078 --> 00:35:20,849
She told the police,
the size of a baby carrot.
820
00:35:20,883 --> 00:35:25,321
I am so sorry
that my daughter raped you.
821
00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:44,874
Miss Grodanz?
822
00:35:44,908 --> 00:35:46,376
Hi. Who are you?
823
00:35:46,410 --> 00:35:48,544
I'm the woman whose
man you're fucking.
824
00:35:48,579 --> 00:35:49,879
I'm done with spelling.
825
00:35:49,914 --> 00:35:51,881
I'll start
826
00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:53,883
my reading.
827
00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:06,963
Thank you.
828
00:36:07,998 --> 00:36:10,499
Thanks for taking out my dad.
829
00:36:23,015 --> 00:36:24,716
Lovely dress.
830
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:26,117
Those vows.
831
00:36:26,151 --> 00:36:29,254
Why do people insist
on writing them themselves?
832
00:36:30,523 --> 00:36:33,458
Hmm, I'm gonna run
to the bathroom.
833
00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:34,592
- Okay.
- I'll see you at the table.
834
00:36:34,626 --> 00:36:36,627
Okay.
835
00:36:40,498 --> 00:36:42,465
So, off campus, huh?
836
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,800
What?
837
00:36:43,834 --> 00:36:46,569
- You said you lived off campus.
- Yeah.
838
00:36:46,603 --> 00:36:48,437
Yeah, Princeton doesn't let
students live off campus
839
00:36:48,471 --> 00:36:50,239
until junior year.
840
00:36:50,273 --> 00:36:51,907
- New rules.
- Oh, come on.
841
00:36:51,941 --> 00:36:53,575
Which agency you with?
You can tell me.
842
00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:55,110
Hell, I might need to
schedule a night myself.
843
00:36:55,144 --> 00:36:56,645
Excuse me?
844
00:36:56,679 --> 00:36:58,913
God, only Richard'd have
the stones to bring a pro
845
00:36:58,948 --> 00:37:00,181
to a wedding.
846
00:37:00,216 --> 00:37:01,649
You think I'm a hooker?
847
00:37:01,684 --> 00:37:02,817
No, n-no, no.
848
00:37:02,851 --> 00:37:04,185
Hookers get paid
in small bills,
849
00:37:04,219 --> 00:37:06,187
not American Express Platinum.
850
00:37:06,221 --> 00:37:09,023
- You got to be, what, two grand, three?
- I'm not a fucking escort.
851
00:37:09,058 --> 00:37:10,859
So, Richard doesn't know you've
been lying about Princeton?
852
00:37:10,893 --> 00:37:12,094
You're just a gold digger
853
00:37:12,128 --> 00:37:13,362
after his money?
854
00:37:13,396 --> 00:37:15,030
I haven't taken
a goddamn thing from him.
855
00:37:15,064 --> 00:37:17,032
Right. I have
an idea--
856
00:37:17,066 --> 00:37:20,035
how about you give me a taste
or I tell him the truth?
857
00:37:20,070 --> 00:37:21,437
Hey, hey.
858
00:37:21,471 --> 00:37:23,506
T-- uh, table six
right over there.
859
00:37:23,540 --> 00:37:25,541
Great, me, too.
860
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,043
I don't go to Princeton.
861
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:29,846
Never went to college,
and if assholes like this did,
862
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,113
I'm glad I didn't.
863
00:37:31,148 --> 00:37:33,249
Don't worry, I'll get a cab.
864
00:37:35,986 --> 00:37:38,621
What the fuck, Garvin?
865
00:37:38,656 --> 00:37:41,158
Hey, Fiona, I'll take you.
866
00:37:41,192 --> 00:37:42,559
No, thanks.
867
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,128
You know where I can get
the El around here?
868
00:37:44,163 --> 00:37:46,331
Come on, hey,
Greg is an asshole.
869
00:37:46,365 --> 00:37:47,632
He always has been.
870
00:37:47,666 --> 00:37:48,667
He got expelled twice.
871
00:37:48,701 --> 00:37:50,135
They only let him graduate
872
00:37:50,170 --> 00:37:52,137
after his dad built
the school a library.
873
00:37:52,171 --> 00:37:54,239
Come on, I-I'm sorry.
874
00:37:54,273 --> 00:37:56,041
Let me take you, please.
875
00:37:57,676 --> 00:38:00,645
Hey, bring the,
bring the car around.
876
00:38:02,915 --> 00:38:04,415
I want to know
whose it is-- the kid.
877
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:05,983
Simple test.
878
00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:07,551
Jody is the father.
879
00:38:07,586 --> 00:38:09,153
What, you take math lessons
from a creationist?
880
00:38:09,187 --> 00:38:10,688
You met him a month ago.
881
00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:12,857
We're married now--
it makes him the dad.
882
00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:14,725
- Jody!
- Makes him the stepdad.
883
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,394
Real dads are overrated.
884
00:38:16,428 --> 00:38:17,662
Better this way.
885
00:38:17,696 --> 00:38:19,164
Oh, with the village idiot?
886
00:38:19,198 --> 00:38:21,933
Quiet and nice doesn't
make him an idiot.
887
00:38:23,203 --> 00:38:24,870
At least I know he'll be here.
888
00:38:24,904 --> 00:38:26,105
I'm not going anywhere.
889
00:38:26,139 --> 00:38:27,373
South Side forever?
890
00:38:27,407 --> 00:38:28,641
I wouldn't bail.
891
00:38:30,444 --> 00:38:32,412
I'm not my dad.
892
00:38:32,446 --> 00:38:33,580
- Get out.
- You hear me?
893
00:38:33,614 --> 00:38:35,214
I'm not my fucking dad!
894
00:38:35,249 --> 00:38:37,783
Everything cool?
895
00:38:37,818 --> 00:38:39,852
Fine.
896
00:38:39,886 --> 00:38:40,886
Enjoy your life
of monosyllables
897
00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,354
and knock-knock jokes.
898
00:38:42,389 --> 00:38:45,056
At least I know his
dad won't fuck me.
899
00:38:45,091 --> 00:38:46,625
Don't underestimate yourself.
900
00:38:46,659 --> 00:38:49,427
I'm sure it'll be
his turn at some point.
901
00:38:58,004 --> 00:38:59,438
Money up front, no rough stuff.
902
00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:00,940
You here for Bev?
903
00:39:00,974 --> 00:39:03,343
Your brother.
904
00:39:04,579 --> 00:39:06,947
Some army dude's here for you.
905
00:39:10,286 --> 00:39:12,087
Exemplary salute.
906
00:39:12,121 --> 00:39:13,655
Cadet Colonel Gallagher,
Junior ROTC.
907
00:39:13,690 --> 00:39:16,124
Colonel McNally,
Department Of Defense.
908
00:39:16,158 --> 00:39:18,493
- You Lip's brother?
- Ian.
909
00:39:18,527 --> 00:39:19,995
He mentioned
you were taking an interest,
910
00:39:20,029 --> 00:39:21,496
but didn't say
you were stopping by.
911
00:39:21,530 --> 00:39:23,832
- Oh, I hope that's okay.
- Yes, sir.
912
00:39:23,866 --> 00:39:26,468
Silver Star. Iraq?
913
00:39:26,502 --> 00:39:29,003
- Afghanistan.
- Ah.
914
00:39:29,038 --> 00:39:31,506
I got sand in parts of my
body I still can't get out.
915
00:39:31,540 --> 00:39:33,108
Listen, this is a
West Point application.
916
00:39:33,142 --> 00:39:34,609
I wanted to deliver
it personally.
917
00:39:34,644 --> 00:39:36,579
It's been a goal
for a long time.
918
00:39:36,613 --> 00:39:39,415
Well, if I have anything to
say about it, he'll reach it.
919
00:39:39,449 --> 00:39:41,684
Big future, your brother.
920
00:39:41,718 --> 00:39:43,787
The nature of
combat's changing.
921
00:39:43,821 --> 00:39:46,189
We need all the creative
thinkers we can get.
922
00:39:46,224 --> 00:39:47,658
Is Lip home?
923
00:39:49,661 --> 00:39:51,028
You'll make sure he gets that?
924
00:39:51,063 --> 00:39:52,430
Yes, sir.
925
00:39:52,464 --> 00:39:54,865
Thanks.
926
00:39:58,469 --> 00:40:03,774
I knew you
didn't go to Princeton.
927
00:40:03,808 --> 00:40:06,476
You don't $500 million worth of
business a year
928
00:40:06,510 --> 00:40:08,679
without being able
to read people.
929
00:40:11,816 --> 00:40:15,384
I must admit, though,
I was curious to see
930
00:40:15,419 --> 00:40:18,454
how long you'd be able to
keep the whole thing going.
931
00:40:20,023 --> 00:40:23,460
Where should I tell
the driver you live?
932
00:40:25,864 --> 00:40:28,199
South Side.
933
00:40:50,256 --> 00:40:52,624
Help me look like you?
934
00:40:55,094 --> 00:40:58,664
Two things Fiona says are a
waste of money, makeup and bras.
935
00:40:58,698 --> 00:41:00,065
Yeah, well,
if I believed everything
936
00:41:00,099 --> 00:41:01,433
my older siblings told me,
937
00:41:01,467 --> 00:41:02,534
I'd still think
I was a botched abortion.
938
00:41:02,568 --> 00:41:04,236
You have great eyes.
939
00:41:04,270 --> 00:41:06,237
Thanks, but eyes don't
stop a teenage boy.
940
00:41:06,272 --> 00:41:09,174
I need boobs or some junk
in the trunk, you know?
941
00:41:09,209 --> 00:41:11,343
- How old are you?
- 11.
942
00:41:11,377 --> 00:41:13,678
If I were Jewish, I'd
be a woman next year.
943
00:41:13,712 --> 00:41:15,880
- Why the rush?
- You sound just like my sister.
944
00:41:15,915 --> 00:41:18,850
Yeah, well, there's plenty of
time to be disappointed by men.
945
00:41:18,884 --> 00:41:21,719
Why does everyone else
get to grow up but me?
946
00:41:21,753 --> 00:41:24,788
One day you'll look back and
wish it didn't happen so fast.
947
00:41:24,822 --> 00:41:26,223
Trust me.
948
00:41:26,257 --> 00:41:27,758
There.
949
00:41:31,129 --> 00:41:33,763
This'll get his attention?
950
00:41:33,798 --> 00:41:36,199
If it doesn't,
he's not worth it.
951
00:41:37,835 --> 00:41:40,770
Who's your friend?
952
00:41:43,740 --> 00:41:45,141
65, 66,
953
00:41:45,175 --> 00:41:47,042
67, 68...
954
00:41:47,077 --> 00:41:48,210
Went to Karen's.
955
00:41:48,244 --> 00:41:49,778
Tried to step up.
956
00:41:49,812 --> 00:41:51,213
- She told me to fuck off.
- 73,
957
00:41:51,247 --> 00:41:52,447
- you believe that?
- 74,
958
00:41:52,482 --> 00:41:54,116
75, 76,
959
00:41:54,150 --> 00:41:56,919
- 77, 78...
- Rather play house with Keanu.
960
00:41:56,953 --> 00:41:58,288
81, 82...
961
00:41:58,322 --> 00:42:00,757
You hear what I said?
962
00:42:00,791 --> 00:42:02,159
How many push-ups can you do?
963
00:42:02,193 --> 00:42:04,061
What, right now, stoned?
964
00:42:04,096 --> 00:42:05,430
Your best day.
965
00:42:05,464 --> 00:42:06,765
I don't know. Uh, five, six.
966
00:42:06,799 --> 00:42:08,600
How many miles?
967
00:42:10,336 --> 00:42:12,503
- Depends. Who's chasing me?
- I can do
968
00:42:12,538 --> 00:42:14,672
100 push-ups at a time,
run a six-minute mile
969
00:42:14,706 --> 00:42:16,941
and hit a freckle from
200 yards with an M-16.
970
00:42:16,975 --> 00:42:19,076
Dude, you need this
more than I do.
971
00:42:19,110 --> 00:42:20,444
Know what it means
to have a war hero
972
00:42:20,479 --> 00:42:21,679
recommend you for West Point?
973
00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:23,313
I told you,
I'm working that angle.
974
00:42:23,348 --> 00:42:24,748
- It takes time.
- No need.
975
00:42:24,782 --> 00:42:27,650
It worked.
976
00:42:27,685 --> 00:42:29,352
What, McNally
brought this for you?
977
00:42:29,386 --> 00:42:30,520
Not me.
978
00:42:31,688 --> 00:42:33,856
Congratulations.
979
00:42:37,495 --> 00:42:40,464
Look, I didn't have a chance
to mention you yet, all right?
980
00:42:40,498 --> 00:42:41,865
It's a misunderstanding.
981
00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:43,300
I'll find him tomorrow.
982
00:42:43,335 --> 00:42:45,670
Don't worry about it.
983
00:42:45,704 --> 00:42:48,339
What, you're really gonna
be a baby about this?
984
00:42:48,374 --> 00:42:50,275
You're the only reason
I was even hanging out
985
00:42:50,309 --> 00:42:51,676
with that
water boarder McNally.
986
00:42:51,711 --> 00:42:54,479
I don't need your help.
987
00:42:54,513 --> 00:42:56,614
Oh, well, you should have
told me that
988
00:42:56,648 --> 00:42:59,149
before I spent my summer trying
to explain fucking trigonometry.
989
00:42:59,184 --> 00:43:01,485
All right, I didn't even
want you to do this!
990
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,687
I'll do it on my own now, okay?
991
00:43:05,990 --> 00:43:08,024
You can't do shit on your own.
992
00:43:08,058 --> 00:43:10,426
Fuck you, Lip.
993
00:43:12,028 --> 00:43:14,796
You can get back to your
whore who can't be sure
994
00:43:14,830 --> 00:43:17,165
if her kid is your
son or your brother.
995
00:43:45,794 --> 00:43:48,261
I'll make West Point on my own.
996
00:43:48,295 --> 00:43:50,597
I don't need you.
997
00:44:01,142 --> 00:44:03,377
Shh!
998
00:44:03,412 --> 00:44:05,947
Just got the babies to sleep.
999
00:44:05,981 --> 00:44:09,017
I shouted for 20 minutes
before Malik heard me.
1000
00:44:09,051 --> 00:44:11,453
You let that girl go out
on a date with a boy
1001
00:44:11,487 --> 00:44:12,888
who knows how
to pick handcuffs?
1002
00:44:12,922 --> 00:44:14,623
Your mom let you
go out with me.
1003
00:44:14,657 --> 00:44:16,424
We turned out okay.
1004
00:44:16,459 --> 00:44:18,893
- I think.
- If you didn't know how to read,
1005
00:44:18,928 --> 00:44:20,261
how did you get
your driver's license?
1006
00:44:20,296 --> 00:44:21,963
- They give those to anybody.
- Our taxes?
1007
00:44:21,998 --> 00:44:23,398
- Lip.
- Cards on my birthday?
1008
00:44:23,432 --> 00:44:25,433
- Debbie.
- Explains why
1009
00:44:25,467 --> 00:44:27,034
the "I"s were
dotted with hearts.
1010
00:44:27,069 --> 00:44:28,569
Look, I can read, all right?
1011
00:44:28,604 --> 00:44:30,738
It's just I had trouble
with it my entire life.
1012
00:44:30,773 --> 00:44:32,206
It gets messed up. I...
1013
00:44:32,241 --> 00:44:33,708
It takes a long time.
1014
00:44:33,742 --> 00:44:35,276
From one school to the next,
1015
00:44:35,310 --> 00:44:36,878
from one foster care
to the next,
1016
00:44:36,912 --> 00:44:38,413
it never got fixed.
1017
00:44:38,447 --> 00:44:40,114
It's not like I'm unliterate.
1018
00:44:40,149 --> 00:44:43,552
- Why didn't you tell me?
- 'Cause I was ashamed, V.
1019
00:44:43,587 --> 00:44:46,322
I wanted to do something
nice for our anniversary.
1020
00:44:46,356 --> 00:44:48,157
A card I wrote myself.
1021
00:44:48,191 --> 00:44:51,293
Ah, so...
1022
00:44:51,327 --> 00:44:52,995
"I want to lick every inch
1023
00:44:53,029 --> 00:44:55,264
of your body."
You wrote this?
1024
00:44:55,298 --> 00:44:56,999
I wanted to be romantic.
1025
00:44:59,503 --> 00:45:01,937
We turned out more than okay.
1026
00:45:06,276 --> 00:45:08,011
♪ one, two, three... ♪
1027
00:45:08,045 --> 00:45:10,479
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
1028
00:45:10,514 --> 00:45:13,616
Go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go.
1029
00:45:13,651 --> 00:45:16,453
Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go...
1030
00:45:26,563 --> 00:45:28,131
Ah.
1031
00:45:28,165 --> 00:45:29,966
Detective, I smell bacon.
1032
00:45:32,002 --> 00:45:33,637
What do you want, Gallagher?
1033
00:45:33,671 --> 00:45:35,506
No hard feelings. Whoa.
1034
00:45:35,540 --> 00:45:38,408
Except for the one I have
for your better half here.
1035
00:45:41,913 --> 00:45:43,547
Lesson learned-- it's gonna take
a lot more than that
1036
00:45:43,582 --> 00:45:45,383
to bring down Frank Gallagher.
1037
00:45:45,417 --> 00:45:47,218
I know you're responsible
for Eddie Jackson's death.
1038
00:45:47,252 --> 00:45:49,821
Ah. Try proving it.
1039
00:45:49,855 --> 00:45:52,224
I intend to.
1040
00:45:58,931 --> 00:46:00,966
My dad killed a guy.
1041
00:46:11,677 --> 00:46:13,044
What's wrong?
1042
00:46:13,078 --> 00:46:15,747
Holly blew off the flowers
I stole for her.
1043
00:46:15,782 --> 00:46:18,583
You want to go see Raoul
in the alley behind the OTB?
1044
00:46:18,618 --> 00:46:21,053
Just got a new switchblade in,
1045
00:46:21,087 --> 00:46:23,088
swears it has
nothing at all to do
1046
00:46:23,123 --> 00:46:26,226
with that cop
stabbing in Pullman.
1047
00:46:26,260 --> 00:46:28,762
I think I'm gonna be sick.
1048
00:46:28,796 --> 00:46:30,030
Don't lay on your back.
1049
00:46:30,064 --> 00:46:31,831
You could choke
on your own vomit.
1050
00:46:31,866 --> 00:46:34,200
You need water and bread
to soak up the alcohol.
1051
00:46:34,235 --> 00:46:35,602
I'll get hamburger buns.
1052
00:46:35,636 --> 00:46:37,203
Stay here. I'll be right back.
1053
00:46:37,238 --> 00:46:38,872
Hey! Hey!
1054
00:46:44,745 --> 00:46:46,045
Want these?
1055
00:46:58,893 --> 00:47:00,461
Won't start.
1056
00:47:00,495 --> 00:47:02,263
Cops released the report.
1057
00:47:02,297 --> 00:47:05,300
Cause of death-- inconclusive.
1058
00:47:05,334 --> 00:47:07,102
You okay?
1059
00:47:07,137 --> 00:47:09,538
Yeah.
1060
00:47:14,946 --> 00:47:16,613
Hey, what took you so long?
1061
00:47:16,647 --> 00:47:18,248
Jesus. What do you want?
1062
00:47:18,282 --> 00:47:19,782
I got a morning after pill
1063
00:47:19,817 --> 00:47:21,184
from my sister.
1064
00:47:30,660 --> 00:47:32,794
Watch it, asshole.
1065
00:47:32,828 --> 00:47:34,629
- How about some fucking respect?
- What, for you?
1066
00:47:34,664 --> 00:47:37,065
Your mom's on a steady diet
of prison guard dick
1067
00:47:37,099 --> 00:47:38,500
because you didn't have
the balls
1068
00:47:38,534 --> 00:47:40,168
to stand up
to your dad yourself.
1069
00:47:40,203 --> 00:47:42,104
What, you never learned how
to throw a fucking punch?
1070
00:47:47,445 --> 00:47:48,779
Oh, that's it?
1071
00:47:48,814 --> 00:47:51,283
Now wonder your dad
beat the shit out of you.
1072
00:47:52,485 --> 00:47:54,987
Sheils, it's me.
1073
00:47:55,022 --> 00:47:57,323
I got a surprise for you.
1074
00:47:57,357 --> 00:47:59,359
Frank, you're back
from the barbeque!
1075
00:47:59,393 --> 00:48:01,327
I brought the barbecue to you,
1076
00:48:01,362 --> 00:48:05,031
- my one and only girl.
- Aw, Frank.
1077
00:48:05,066 --> 00:48:07,834
Come downstairs;
Let me serve for once.
1078
00:48:07,869 --> 00:48:09,969
It looks delicious.
1079
00:48:10,004 --> 00:48:11,137
Table's all set.
1080
00:48:11,172 --> 00:48:13,840
Oh. What a lovely
1081
00:48:13,874 --> 00:48:16,009
way to end a hard day.
1082
00:48:16,043 --> 00:48:17,844
That's all behind us now.
1083
00:48:17,879 --> 00:48:19,613
Come downstairs,
have a nice dinner,
1084
00:48:19,647 --> 00:48:21,382
and we'll wrap up
Eddie's affairs.
1085
00:48:21,416 --> 00:48:24,052
Where's his life insurance
policy again?
1086
00:48:24,086 --> 00:48:25,720
One good thing
that came out of this.
1087
00:48:25,755 --> 00:48:28,690
I'm free to marry.
1088
00:48:28,725 --> 00:48:30,492
Ma... marry?
1089
00:48:32,362 --> 00:48:34,330
I...
1090
00:48:34,364 --> 00:48:37,633
Whoa!
1091
00:48:37,667 --> 00:48:40,002
That's in there for
a strike and the count's now...
1092
00:48:51,681 --> 00:48:53,748
Naav... el.
1093
00:48:53,783 --> 00:48:57,418
Naav... el.
1094
00:48:57,453 --> 00:48:59,320
Naavel. Navel!
1095
00:48:59,354 --> 00:49:00,855
Yes.
1096
00:49:02,357 --> 00:49:05,827
Mmm. Only three more
till I get to your hoo-ha.
1097
00:49:13,903 --> 00:49:16,037
Hey, talked to my pops.
1098
00:49:16,071 --> 00:49:18,039
He's gonna take care
of your Clyde.
1099
00:49:18,073 --> 00:49:21,075
Really? Thank you!
1100
00:49:21,109 --> 00:49:23,044
Oh.
1101
00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:33,854
You Clyde?
1102
00:49:33,888 --> 00:49:35,589
Ethel said hi.
1103
00:49:50,572 --> 00:49:53,574
♪ On the greyhound
to the town where you grew up ♪
1104
00:49:53,608 --> 00:49:56,778
♪ you were holding hands
with Marianne ♪
1105
00:49:56,812 --> 00:49:59,314
♪ you didn't know
her eyes were shut ♪
1106
00:49:59,348 --> 00:50:01,817
♪ on the highway
where the cities disappear ♪
1107
00:50:01,851 --> 00:50:04,820
♪ oh, my gosh,
you look so beautiful ♪
1108
00:50:04,854 --> 00:50:06,990
♪ a pencil tucked
behind your ear ♪
1109
00:50:07,024 --> 00:50:09,426
♪ oh! ♪
1110
00:50:12,130 --> 00:50:14,531
♪ oh! ♪
1111
00:50:30,049 --> 00:50:32,817
♪ Oh! ♪
1112
00:50:36,856 --> 00:50:38,824
How many?
1113
00:50:40,493 --> 00:50:42,962
Six of us.
1114
00:50:42,996 --> 00:50:46,165
It looks a lot like where
I grew up in New Haven.
1115
00:50:46,199 --> 00:50:49,201
Hey, I'm here next
week for a meeting.
1116
00:50:49,236 --> 00:50:50,937
Want to go to dinner?
1117
00:50:50,971 --> 00:50:52,805
I promise, just us this time.
1118
00:50:54,074 --> 00:50:55,942
Okay.
1119
00:50:55,976 --> 00:50:57,610
I want you to have this.
1120
00:51:00,046 --> 00:51:03,182
I'd just end up selling it
for food and toilet paper.
1121
00:51:06,686 --> 00:51:08,553
Hey.
1122
00:51:08,588 --> 00:51:10,989
Hey.
1123
00:51:11,023 --> 00:51:12,891
Looks like I missed the party.
1124
00:51:22,501 --> 00:51:23,901
Tony around?
1125
00:51:30,008 --> 00:51:32,009
Tell him I came by.
1126
00:51:44,254 --> 00:51:45,488
You look great by the way.
1127
00:51:49,425 --> 00:51:51,393
Great.
1128
00:52:56,582 --> 00:53:03,237
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