1 00:00:01,751 --> 00:00:06,006 [Veronica and Kev moaning] 2 00:00:06,047 --> 00:00:07,465 [Veronica giggles] 3 00:00:07,507 --> 00:00:09,217 Oh, sh--oh, hey. 4 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:10,844 -Uh, V. -[Veronica] Yeah? 5 00:00:10,885 --> 00:00:12,721 V. 6 00:00:12,762 --> 00:00:14,014 Did you know they were coming? 7 00:00:14,055 --> 00:00:16,766 No! Hell no! 8 00:00:16,808 --> 00:00:18,935 'Scuse me. Can I help you? 9 00:00:18,977 --> 00:00:21,146 Oh, sure, this is what you're here for? 10 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:24,399 Okay, here's what happened last week on Shameless. 11 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:26,151 Married people you know with kids 12 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:28,820 can still have fantastic sex. 13 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,239 [laughs] Huh? 14 00:00:32,323 --> 00:00:34,659 Our community has been infiltrated 15 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:35,910 by undesirables. 16 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:36,953 [Kev] The Milkoviches. 17 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,079 -[yelling] -[Liam] We have to move 18 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:39,831 away from the racists. 19 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:40,707 Whoa. 20 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:41,875 It's a good training wheel gun. 21 00:00:41,916 --> 00:00:43,793 Point and shoot, just like Call of Duty. 22 00:00:43,835 --> 00:00:45,170 And it's okay if you shoot a Milkovich. 23 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,129 No one cares. 24 00:00:46,171 --> 00:00:47,881 [Milton] You know how it is these days. 25 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:49,424 You gotta scrape together whatever you can, man. 26 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:50,633 That doesn't mean you can kick people 27 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:51,760 out of their fucking houses. 28 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:53,678 Are we in a relationship? 29 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,847 [Royal] Sandy! 30 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,265 -Who's that? -[Royal] Sandy! 31 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:59,851 [sighs] It's my fucking husband. 32 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,227 -I know you're in there! -Your what? 33 00:01:01,269 --> 00:01:03,855 Not today, rednecks! 34 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:04,981 [gunshot] 35 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:06,524 [groans] Oh... 36 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:09,944 [bullet squelches] 37 00:01:09,986 --> 00:01:11,988 rock music 38 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:14,949 I am poor, unemployed, and pretty soon, 39 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:16,201 I'm gonna be homeless. 40 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:18,661 You know, in the old days, I'd be at BornFree right now, 41 00:01:18,703 --> 00:01:19,788 stealing everything in sight. 42 00:01:19,829 --> 00:01:21,456 You still got the keys? 43 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:23,625 Yeah. 44 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:32,884 rock music 45 00:01:36,554 --> 00:01:39,641 Think of all the luck you got 46 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:43,103 Know that it's not for naught 47 00:01:43,144 --> 00:01:46,147 You were beaming once before 48 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:50,777 But it's not like that anymore 49 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:54,114 What is this downside 50 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:57,700 That you speak of? 51 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:59,410 What is this feeling 52 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:04,624 You're so sure of? 53 00:02:10,713 --> 00:02:14,300 Round up the friends you got 54 00:02:14,342 --> 00:02:17,470 Know that they're not for naught 55 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:20,515 You were willing once before 56 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:25,186 But it's not like that anymore 57 00:02:25,228 --> 00:02:28,398 What is this downside 58 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:31,901 That you speak of? 59 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,987 What is this feeling 60 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:38,324 You're so sure of? 61 00:02:38,950 --> 00:02:41,953 rock music 62 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:44,789 -[sharp bang] -Shh! 63 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,875 [Mickey] Fuck! 64 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:49,085 Darker than Satan's asshole in here. 65 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,628 We been down this road before 66 00:02:50,670 --> 00:02:52,338 I already know what you got in store... 67 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,175 All right, I'ma hit parts. 68 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:58,219 Mick, grab some bikes, and, uh, Brad, office. 69 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,597 Lookin' for a place to live 70 00:03:00,638 --> 00:03:02,807 Wait, why are you using real names? 71 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,142 [Lip] Hey, relax, we're gonna take 72 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,603 the security camera. 73 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:08,730 And what-what if they bugged the place? 74 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:12,025 Hey, Mission Impossible, less talking, more stealing. 75 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:14,944 Don't want your money 76 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,822 Ain't nothin' there 77 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,574 What the fuck is this shit? 78 00:03:19,616 --> 00:03:21,159 Now we're standing face-to-face 79 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,328 Gonna run you right off outta this place 80 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:25,955 Ooh, ooh, it's a race 81 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:27,332 Hey, hey, three grand in the safe. 82 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,250 Keep it up, gonna match your pace... 83 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:30,335 Yo, hey, hey. 84 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:32,086 Fuck that one. It's a piece of shit. 85 00:03:32,128 --> 00:03:34,839 Grab some chrome pipes and carburetors, parts room. 86 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:41,179 Shit feels expensive. It's heavy. 87 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:47,352 Now's your opportunity 88 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:49,229 To take what you want and take what you need 89 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:51,481 [Lip] Hey, what the fuck you doing? 90 00:03:51,522 --> 00:03:54,275 Making it look like Mexicans broke in. 91 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,361 Keep it up, gonna match your pace 92 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:59,322 [door whirring] 93 00:03:59,364 --> 00:04:01,574 Yeah it's a race 94 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:02,700 [Brad] Fucking freezing in here. 95 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,452 Why'd you get a refrigerated truck? 96 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:07,872 'Cause, Brad, there's not a lot of options last-minute. 97 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:11,542 [Mickey] Where we fencing this shit? 98 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,670 I don't know. Out of state, probably. 99 00:04:13,711 --> 00:04:15,296 Wait, you haven't lined up a fence yet? 100 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:16,381 No. 101 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:17,507 Great fucking plan, Lip. 102 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:18,925 Which one of you geniuses came up with it? 103 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:22,011 Well, it was a group effort: me, Brad, couple of six-packs. 104 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:23,763 Couple of s-- 105 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,265 You off the wagon again? 106 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:26,557 Yeah, just one night. 107 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:29,269 "Just one night"--isn't that what every alcoholic says? 108 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:32,438 Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth... 109 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,941 [Frank] Monica! Oh, Monica! 110 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,192 [groans] 111 00:04:36,234 --> 00:04:37,735 -[Monica groaning] -Hop the fuck up, Monny. 112 00:04:37,777 --> 00:04:41,281 You are still the best I've ever had. 113 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:44,575 [both groaning] 114 00:04:45,952 --> 00:04:47,745 -Monica! -Ah! 115 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,122 [Monica giggling] 116 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:51,165 -Oh, Monica. -[Monica sighs] 117 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:52,625 [Monica] Ah... 118 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,210 Do you know what that's worth? 119 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:58,298 Ooh, heaven is a place on Earth... 120 00:04:58,339 --> 00:05:01,259 [Monica breathing hard, sighing] 121 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,344 [Monica] Shit. 122 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:06,973 [Frank] Sorry I can't...stay for another round there, 123 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,141 Monny. 124 00:05:08,182 --> 00:05:09,600 Uh... 125 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,937 I gotta get to work. 126 00:05:14,355 --> 00:05:17,150 Ah. 127 00:05:17,191 --> 00:05:18,192 Hey! 128 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:21,404 You wanna meet at The Alibi a little bit later 129 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:22,739 for, uh, happy hour? Ha. 130 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:25,533 [Monica] Sure. Where do you work? 131 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:29,120 Uh... 132 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,079 Oh. [laughs] 133 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:31,873 I didn't mean to pry, honey. 134 00:05:31,914 --> 00:05:32,915 I'll see you later. 135 00:05:32,957 --> 00:05:34,250 Oh, and, uh, 136 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,044 Frank, honey, 137 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:38,087 when we're not having sex, 138 00:05:38,129 --> 00:05:40,048 could you use my real name? 139 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,885 Letty? 140 00:05:43,926 --> 00:05:45,011 What? Uh... 141 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,388 Like, I'm cool with "Monica" in bed if that's your kink, 142 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:48,389 but when we're just hanging out, 143 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:49,390 it doesn't feel right. 144 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:52,226 Just... call me by my name, okay? 145 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:55,313 tranquil choral music 146 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:01,361 [voice] speaking Italian 147 00:06:01,402 --> 00:06:03,446 Um, "bor...jurno"? 148 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,531 Can I speak to Pope Francis, please? 149 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:10,912 [voice] speaking Italian 150 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:12,538 What's the penance 151 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:15,333 for accidentally shooting someone... 152 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,418 if they're alive but paralyzed? 153 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,629 [voice] Who is this? 154 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:21,214 rock music 155 00:06:21,255 --> 00:06:22,840 Ooh, ooh 156 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,634 Ooh 157 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:26,386 Here we go again... 158 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:27,970 -[Tami] Ooh. -[Lip] Hey. 159 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:30,848 Eggs, bacon, and pancakes. 160 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,266 You fuck someone? 161 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:34,394 What? No. I can't make breakfast? 162 00:06:34,435 --> 00:06:35,728 [Tami] Ha. 163 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:37,605 -Coffee? -Uh, no, no, I'm good. 164 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:39,273 I already had six cups. 165 00:06:40,316 --> 00:06:41,401 Jesus. 166 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:43,111 How long have you been up? 167 00:06:43,152 --> 00:06:44,612 Uh, a while. 168 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:45,655 You know, Brad needed a meeting, 169 00:06:45,696 --> 00:06:47,907 so we hit the 6:30 at the church. 170 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:50,076 Brad needed a meeting? 171 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:51,411 Uh, yeah, no, I mean, I guess 172 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:52,620 we-we both did. 173 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:54,330 You know, between the house stuff 174 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,582 and BornFree, it's kind of been a lot. 175 00:06:56,624 --> 00:07:00,753 Okay, well, tell me before it gets to be too much, okay? 176 00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:04,006 Can't handle you falling off the wagon right now. 177 00:07:04,048 --> 00:07:06,092 Right. Yeah. 178 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,302 I saw my dad yesterday. 179 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:10,763 He might lose the house. 180 00:07:10,805 --> 00:07:13,891 -Damn, it's that bad? -Yeah. 181 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:16,144 Cami's baby cleaned out his savings. 182 00:07:16,185 --> 00:07:18,229 He never received his SBA loan. 183 00:07:18,271 --> 00:07:19,689 Cory's gonna move back home 184 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:21,232 to help with the mortgage payments, 185 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,317 but probably won't be enough. 186 00:07:26,320 --> 00:07:29,240 I told him that I would talk to you 187 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,952 about us maybe taking over my old bedroom. 188 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:35,538 What? No. No, no, no, absolutely not. 189 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:36,747 Okay, look, I know it's not ideal, 190 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:38,749 but we're gonna need someplace to live. 191 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:40,960 Plus, the extra couple hundred we could pitch in each month, 192 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,712 it would really make a difference for Dad. 193 00:07:42,753 --> 00:07:46,299 And free child care. Two hot meals a day. 194 00:07:46,340 --> 00:07:47,508 Yeah, you get that in prison too. 195 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:48,843 Do we have a choice, Lip? 196 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,845 You got fired. We have bills. 197 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,972 You know, you can't get a mortgage without a job, 198 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:54,807 and either way, we can't afford a house now. 199 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:58,186 So then we move back into the RV, right? 200 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:01,397 Next to your family and a gang of homicidal Milkoviches? 201 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:04,275 At least there, we can have loud sex. 202 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:05,318 Right? 203 00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:07,528 You know, we can walk around in our underwear. 204 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:10,072 A-at Bob's, I feel like I need to take a shower 205 00:08:10,114 --> 00:08:13,284 and put on a tie every time I want a cup of coffee. 206 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:17,872 Okay, uh, well, if you have any helpful suggestions 207 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:21,209 about where we're gonna live, I'm all ears. 208 00:08:22,585 --> 00:08:23,878 I'll figure it out. 209 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,630 No, what the fuck does that mean, Lip, 210 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:26,964 you'll figure it out? 211 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:30,301 'Cause I thought that we were a we now. 212 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:31,886 And we are. 213 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,056 Okay. [scoffs] 214 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:36,891 Well... 215 00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:40,186 keep me posted on what we come up with. 216 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:44,273 jaunty music 217 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:51,197 Oh, the prodigal thief returns. 218 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:52,240 Don't give me shit. 219 00:08:52,281 --> 00:08:53,574 I was doing a favor for your brother. 220 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:56,118 Yeah? How'd your expedition go? 221 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,037 [Carl] What expedition? 222 00:08:58,913 --> 00:09:00,414 Ian got his period this morning, 223 00:09:00,456 --> 00:09:01,582 sent me out for doughnuts. 224 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:02,792 Got to Sweet Susan's 225 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:04,460 before they sold out of chocolate cream. 226 00:09:04,502 --> 00:09:06,212 [Carl] I love Sweet Susan's. 227 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,505 [Mickey] Fucking five-oh favorite. 228 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:08,589 Is it laundry day or something? 229 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:09,549 Day off. 230 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:10,633 [Liam] What's on deck? 231 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:11,926 [Carl] Furniture store. 232 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,427 Gonna blow my sweet cop paycheck 233 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:14,804 on a brand-new crib. 234 00:09:14,845 --> 00:09:17,056 -You moving out? -[Carl] Moving down. 235 00:09:17,098 --> 00:09:18,099 Taking over the basement. 236 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:19,559 None of you fuckers are allowed down there. 237 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,478 -[door closes] -Good morning, Gallagher youth. 238 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:23,688 Fuck off, Frank. 239 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:25,398 [Frank] Walked past the Milkovich house. 240 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:29,569 Guess what I saw in the front yard. 241 00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:31,404 Absolutely nothing! 242 00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:35,157 Not a racist redneck or human turd in sight. 243 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:37,702 Even the tent city's quiet. 244 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:40,413 Terry's drive-by shooting's gonna be the best thing 245 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:42,540 to ever happen to the South Side. 246 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,584 [Ian] Anybody have any leads on who shot him? 247 00:09:44,625 --> 00:09:46,961 -Whoever did deserves a medal. -Eh, I doubt we're looking. 248 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,422 It's not like Chicago PD's gonna waste taxpayer dollars 249 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:52,717 on some piece of shit like Terry Milkovich. 250 00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:54,010 No offense, Mick. 251 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:54,760 None taken. 252 00:09:54,802 --> 00:09:56,554 Oh, asshole's coming home today. 253 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,597 [Ian] What, already? 254 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,682 Shouldn't he be going to rehab? 255 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,602 No such thing as rehab for the poor. 256 00:10:02,643 --> 00:10:05,021 They just dig out the bullet, staple you shut, 257 00:10:05,062 --> 00:10:07,231 and kick you in the nuts on the way out. 258 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,983 [Ian] They sending him home with a nurse or something, 259 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:10,067 at least? 260 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:11,027 I don't think so. 261 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:12,111 Sandy's been dealing with the hospital. 262 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,530 I was hoping the fucker'd just die. 263 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,574 Maybe Sandy's husband could help. 264 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:18,326 Royal? No fucking way. 265 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:19,452 That guy's a douchebag. 266 00:10:19,493 --> 00:10:22,788 Hmm. Is that where she's been staying, with Royal? 267 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,749 Fuck should I know? Ask yourself. 268 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,375 Yeah, I would if she called me back. 269 00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,835 I've left her, like, 30 messages. 270 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:29,545 That is 29 times too many. 271 00:10:29,587 --> 00:10:31,922 Tell her to grow some ovaries and come talk to me. 272 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,507 Don't get me involved in your dyke drama. 273 00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:34,967 Deal with your own mess. 274 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:35,551 My mess? 275 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:36,677 She's the one who's married... 276 00:10:36,719 --> 00:10:37,762 to a dude! 277 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,889 [Frank laughs] 278 00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:43,309 Should anyone need me... I'll be upstairs. 279 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,311 [Debbie] Nobody needs you, Frank. 280 00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:48,773 Hey, Debs, uh, think we could finish up 281 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:49,857 the ambulance today? 282 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,025 Yeah, sure, I'm finally getting 283 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:52,360 my ankle monitor off this morning, 284 00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:53,861 but, uh, in a few hours, I should have 285 00:10:53,903 --> 00:10:55,196 a little bit of time. 286 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:56,280 That work? 287 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,449 Can I get a ride to school, Debs? 288 00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,450 Sure, Liam. 289 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,701 Anybody else? Do you need anything? 290 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:02,244 A massage? Huh? 291 00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:03,412 Wouldn't say no. 292 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:04,622 Fuck off, Mickey. 293 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,748 [Mickey chuckles] 294 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,460 Kev! 295 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:10,628 Where are the brownie pans? 296 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,214 Okay, here we go. 297 00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,173 Two beautiful girls 298 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,466 ready to show their mommy off at school. 299 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,302 Oh, I am so excited to be class parent. 300 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:19,887 I need a break from the adults. 301 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,889 Hey, how many voters did you register yesterday? 302 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,182 Three in five hours. 303 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:26,143 So many good Black folks died from the virus 304 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:26,977 or moving away. 305 00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,688 I'm starting to think we should give up 306 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:31,023 and leave the South Side to the gentrifiers. 307 00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,650 Hey, those gentrifiers buy weed, 308 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,735 the expensive stuff with the weird names. 309 00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:37,113 I had some hipster kid come in for an edible yesterday. 310 00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:39,031 He said that we're the up-and-coming... 311 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:41,617 neighborhood, said we're the next Pilsen. 312 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:42,618 Pilsen? 313 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:43,911 The place where they do art walks? 314 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,996 Yeah, and the fancy food trucks. 315 00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,082 The other kids are gonna be so jealous of you. 316 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:52,503 You guys have the sexiest mama on the South Side. 317 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,130 A-and the smartest. 318 00:11:54,171 --> 00:11:56,716 [Veronica] Damn right, the smartest. 319 00:11:56,757 --> 00:12:00,428 Girls, in 2021, we are ignoring the male gaze 320 00:12:00,469 --> 00:12:02,138 and focusing on our minds. 321 00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:04,098 It's where the energy needs to go. 322 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,975 Well, this male gaze is gonna focus 323 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:08,477 on you walking out that door. 324 00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,687 [Kev chuckles] 325 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,189 [Veronica laughs] 326 00:12:12,231 --> 00:12:15,401 [shower running] 327 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,654 Frank, can I ask you something? 328 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,406 [Frank grunts] 329 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,949 Do you believe in God? 330 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,325 I mean, the evidence is thin, 331 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,702 but I think God is real... 332 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:25,786 [Frank grunts] 333 00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:28,289 ...which means so is Hell. 334 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,790 [Frank groans] 335 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,710 Say you did something bad by accident. 336 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,963 Do you still go down there and get tortured by demons? 337 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,925 Little hard to masturbate when you keep asking me 338 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,595 questions about Catholicism, kid. 339 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,807 It's fine. I give up anyway. 340 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,185 Son, Hell, much like prisons, 341 00:12:49,226 --> 00:12:51,479 is just a way to frighten people 342 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,938 into submission. 343 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:55,816 You can buy a pardon from the Catholic Church, 344 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,693 be absolved of your sins, 345 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,528 just like you can buy a judge. 346 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,781 It's the oldest scam in the book. 347 00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:03,073 How much is a pardon? 348 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,950 More than you'll ever have. 349 00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:07,244 If you're worried about something, go confess. 350 00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,288 Light some candles, say some Hail Marys, 351 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:12,124 and voilà, you're back on God's good side, 352 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:15,628 unless, of course, you did something really bad. 353 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,796 Then you'll be tormented 354 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:19,507 in the deepest depths of Hell for eternity. 355 00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:23,427 Last day at sex offender's corner, Franny. 356 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,470 Isn't that great? 357 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,472 Tomorrow I can walk you all the way to school. 358 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,682 Mommy, where's Sandy? 359 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,436 She's off lying somewhere about being single. 360 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,022 I want Sandy. 361 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,985 -[cell phone clicks] -Okay, say it again, sweetie. 362 00:13:40,027 --> 00:13:42,029 Sandy needs to know just how much you miss her. 363 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,824 Say, "Where's Sandy? I want Sandy." 364 00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,742 [softly] I want Sandy. 365 00:13:46,784 --> 00:13:48,202 Louder. 366 00:13:48,869 --> 00:13:50,329 [softly] I want Sandy. 367 00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:51,914 Louder, like you mean it. 368 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:52,915 [Franny crying] 369 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,959 Thanks for nothing, Franny! 370 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,086 -[scoffs] -[door slams] 371 00:13:57,127 --> 00:13:59,839 rock music 372 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:15,521 [cylinder clicking] 373 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:16,897 [Zofia] This is stupid. 374 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,024 -You volunteer, then. -Well, who put you in charge? 375 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,401 The Grand fucking Wizard, that's who. 376 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,569 [Mickey] Yo! 377 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:22,736 What are you idiots doing? 378 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,697 Joey here has a dumb idea. 379 00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:25,698 -Yeah. -Shut up! 380 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:26,782 Can't decide who's gonna take care 381 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,576 of Uncle Terry when he gets back. 382 00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:29,785 Take care? 383 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,579 Feed him, empty his shit bag, and wash his balls. 384 00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:32,496 Fuck, man. 385 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:33,831 Jeez, with the fucking imagery. 386 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,291 So we're playing Russian roulette. 387 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:36,750 Four of us, three bullets in the gun. 388 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,836 Whoever doesn't get shot takes care of the cripple. 389 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:39,920 [cylinder clicking] 390 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,547 Seems like a great plan. 391 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:42,715 [Sammy] I shouldn't have to play. 392 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:43,799 I'm the one servicing that old bag 393 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,759 twice a week so we can keep our house. 394 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:47,011 Wait, you're fucking McCurdy? 395 00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,470 Yeah, he should get a pass. 396 00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:49,805 Screw it. I'm going first. 397 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,849 I'd rather die than wash Terry's balls. 398 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,017 [Mickey] All right, hold on. 399 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,895 Hold on. Hold o-- Put that down. 400 00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,354 Look, I'm not gonna lie: as fun as it would be 401 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,148 to watch you all blow your fucking brains out, 402 00:14:59,189 --> 00:15:01,025 I actually happen to like one or two of you. 403 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,986 So, Alek, you're his favorite. You're doing it. 404 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:05,988 Yeah, he's right. You're his favorite. 405 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,656 But that-that's only because I let him 406 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:09,909 practice ringen on me as a kid. 407 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,285 What's ringen? 408 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,245 German wrestling, very homo-sexy. 409 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,955 And my shoulder's still messed up. 410 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,749 Well, you got off easy, 'cause he's been actually 411 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,751 trying to kill my ass last couple years. 412 00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:21,462 So ring, ring, duty fucking calls. 413 00:15:21,503 --> 00:15:24,506 jaunty music 414 00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:25,633 Let's get it started 415 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,092 Just leave your problems home 416 00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,719 Strictly good vibes over here 417 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,887 Let's get it started 418 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,138 Everybody just say it with me 419 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,057 One time real loud and clear 420 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,934 Let's get it started 421 00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:39,063 Let's get it started 422 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:42,942 Let's get it started 423 00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,613 Let's get it started 424 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:48,864 Excellent. 425 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,577 [bell chimes] 426 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,412 Ah, Mrs. G. 427 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:58,666 Light brain teaser with your morning coffee, I see. 428 00:15:58,707 --> 00:15:59,416 Good choice. 429 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:02,127 Gotta exercise those mental muscles. 430 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,755 What do you want, Frank? 431 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,757 I'm here to pick up my stuff. 432 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,425 What stuff? 433 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:11,220 I... 434 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,597 I paid for five ounces in advance. 435 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,182 You wrote it down somewhere, 436 00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,768 on a Post-it note, back of a napkin-- 437 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,145 No need to write it down. Mind's a steel trap. 438 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:23,273 We're all settled up. I don't owe you anything. 439 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,067 Okay, now, I'm not just a college kid 440 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,611 buying a doobie with his daddy's money. 441 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,238 My sativa, please. 442 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,656 [Gor] Everything okay out here? 443 00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,032 [Frank] Yes. No! 444 00:16:32,074 --> 00:16:35,452 No, your mom's trying to pull a fast one on me. 445 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,705 You know, there was a time on the South Side 446 00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:39,331 when we had honor, a code. 447 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,875 Maybe it was before you people moved in. 448 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,002 What is he talking about? 449 00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,586 No idea. Frank? 450 00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,213 You gonna leave or not? 451 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,716 No! Absolutely not-- 452 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:49,717 [body thuds] 453 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:53,846 Why don't you guys move back here? 454 00:16:53,887 --> 00:16:55,222 Oh, Tami doesn't want to, 455 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,182 said she'd rather have Fred see white nationalists 456 00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:00,019 on the TV at Bob's than in the yard next door, 457 00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:02,104 and, you know, I can't say I blame her. 458 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,689 The neighborhood's on the up, 459 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,357 but block keeps getting shittier. 460 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:06,608 Pop? 461 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,404 Maybe we should just cut our losses, move in with Bob. 462 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,281 We can be the fucked-up Brady Bunch. 463 00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,949 No, no, no, don't give up yet, man. 464 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,117 All right? 465 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,785 Look, we sell the stuff from BornFree. 466 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:17,995 That'll carry us for a while. 467 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,955 We'll put the parts and the tools downstairs. 468 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,041 Now, our only real problem are the bikes. 469 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:24,793 Can't use my garage. It's full of baby crap. 470 00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,086 Yeah, we couldn't use that anyway. 471 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,921 You know, it's the first place the cops would look. 472 00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:29,298 The cops? 473 00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:30,924 Yeah, they might come poking around. 474 00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,010 [scoffs] Guess you've done this before. 475 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,219 Yeah, it's in the Gallagher playbook. 476 00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:35,387 You get it at birth. 477 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:37,473 Your brother's not gonna be a problem, the cop? 478 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,225 No, Carl wouldn't turn on family. 479 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:42,895 [Brad] Okay. 480 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,938 And Steely Susan. There you go. 481 00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,065 Thank you very much. 482 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,067 Enjoy responsibly. 483 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:51,195 I mean, with rehab, he might move his arms again one day. 484 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,530 -Who knows? He could even walk. -[Ian] I don't get it. 485 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,699 What's so great about your dad walking again? 486 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,242 Less of a burden on the family. 487 00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:58,660 What are you guys talking about? 488 00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,037 Terry's coming home today. 489 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,163 [Kev] So soon? 490 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,624 Don't worry. He's a fucking vegetable. 491 00:18:03,665 --> 00:18:07,503 That's the most I've heard you talk about your dad in...ever. 492 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:08,462 Why do you care? 493 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,214 Why save a man just to dump him on his family? 494 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,509 Like, do the world a favor. Pull the fucking plug already. 495 00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:15,260 Jesus, Mick. 496 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,179 Being long-term sick is worse than death. 497 00:18:17,221 --> 00:18:18,764 You fix that by improving services, 498 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,307 not by killing people. 499 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,725 I don't wanna pay for Terry's wet nurse 500 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,018 with my tax money. 501 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,937 You pay taxes on this weed? 502 00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,522 Sometimes, a little bit. 503 00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:27,231 Uh-huh. 504 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,357 It's a lot of product, Kev. 505 00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:30,359 Yeah, he almost shat himself on the way here. 506 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,986 I'll feel better once we finish up the ambulance. 507 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:33,987 We're bulletproofing it 508 00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:35,948 and adding a safe for all this cash. 509 00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,282 Smart, weed's selling faster 510 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:40,119 than toilet paper during quarantine. 511 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,955 All right, nice doing business with you, Chapo. 512 00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:44,123 Come on, sugar tits. 513 00:18:44,164 --> 00:18:45,707 We got an ambulance to pimp out. 514 00:18:45,749 --> 00:18:48,752 rock music 515 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:08,272 Hey, Timmy. It's me, Liam, from next door. 516 00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,606 I know who you are. 517 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,692 Um, I heard about your Uncle Terry. 518 00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:13,318 Not my uncle, my dad. 519 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:17,156 Well, guess he's actually my uncle and my dad. 520 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:18,407 I'm really sorry, man. 521 00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,867 Why do you give a shit? 522 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,285 It's just sad that-- 523 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,828 Only time a man apologizes for something 524 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,872 is if he did it or knows who did. 525 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,540 You know who it was? 526 00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:28,292 Do you? 527 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,501 No! I was just trying to-- 528 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:30,961 [Timmy] When we find the bastard that shot 529 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,172 Pappy Terry, he'll be more than paralyzed. 530 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,423 We'll cut him up, bleed him out, 531 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:37,384 grind him up, and feed him to our dogs. 532 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,848 [school bell rings] 533 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,934 [Muzak playing] 534 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,273 -[employee] Sir-- -[customer] It says right here. 535 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:52,691 -Right here! -[employee] Uh, sir? 536 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:54,193 [over P.A. system] Someone from bathrooms 537 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:56,195 to the living room section, please. 538 00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,739 [customer] It says right here on the receipt, 539 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,240 free returns for 90 days. 540 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,784 [employee] Uh, your purchase was made 123 days ago. 541 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:03,994 No, it wasn't! 542 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,829 Sir, I can tell you used a ballpoint pen 543 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,039 to change the three to a four. 544 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,665 [customer] You calling me a fucking liar now? 545 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,000 You know what? I wanna speak to your manager. 546 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,376 -Where is he? -[Carl] Hey, is there 547 00:20:11,418 --> 00:20:12,419 a problem over here? 548 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,587 'Cause it looks like from over there, 549 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,089 you're harassing this kind and capable lady manager 550 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:18,717 who's just trying to help you out with your return. 551 00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:23,430 I might've lost my temper. 552 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,558 Why don't you take a walk and come back when you find it? 553 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,395 -Yes, of course. -[soft scoff] 554 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,064 Thank you, Officer. 555 00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:34,983 Sorry. 556 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,443 [employee] Mm. 557 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,528 Real asshole. 558 00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,697 -Not even the worst one today. -[both chuckle] 559 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,325 People are so on edge since the corona. 560 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,119 Thank you for rescuing me, um... 561 00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,037 Carl. 562 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,664 Tish. 563 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,540 You kind of came out of nowhere, Carl. 564 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,252 Oh, no, I just came from the recliner section. 565 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:56,255 Right. Well, I can help you. 566 00:20:56,296 --> 00:20:58,507 Are you looking for anything in particular? 567 00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,802 I'm looking for something comfortable but not too stuffy. 568 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,972 I got just the thing. 569 00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,432 Storage arm, five-speed massage. 570 00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:08,475 How much is it? 571 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,810 [Tish] Too much. [laughs] 572 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:13,188 But I'd love to use my employee discount for you. 573 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,648 It's 20 percent. 574 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,233 I owe you. 575 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,944 Yeah, I guess you do kind of owe me. 576 00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:23,073 I could throw in my phone number too 577 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,908 if you want it. 578 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:27,077 All right, cool. 579 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,245 Great. 580 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,329 [Tish laughs] 581 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:31,707 [Veronica] Okay, let's do books! 582 00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:35,502 How many books can you count in the class? 583 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,587 -One, good. -[children] One, two... 584 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,131 -[Veronica] Two. -[children] ...three... 585 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,173 [Veronica] Uh-huh. 586 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:41,550 [children] ...four! 587 00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:42,884 [Veronica] Four! Okay. 588 00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:44,469 So four. Is that it? 589 00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:45,595 I'll be damned. 590 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:48,015 There's only four books in this whole room? 591 00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:50,017 All right, add it to the table. 592 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:51,518 [Mrs. Sugar] Good morning, class. 593 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,522 [children] Good morning, Mrs. Sugar! 594 00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,898 It's time to play our special game, 595 00:21:56,940 --> 00:21:59,943 and it's your class' turn to assign roles this week. 596 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,278 [children] Yay! 597 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,946 [Veronica] Yay! Ooh, yay! 598 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,448 What game are we playing? 599 00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:05,741 It's our weekly active shooter drill 600 00:22:05,782 --> 00:22:09,536 or, as we like to call it, "Hide from the bang-bangs." 601 00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,288 All right, who wants to be the shooter? 602 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,665 [children] Me! Me! Me! 603 00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,876 I love the initiative, but remember, statistically, 604 00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,753 most mass shooters are... 605 00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:18,837 white boys. 606 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:19,755 Yes! 607 00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:21,631 [Mrs. Sugar] Sorry, class. Accuracy is important. 608 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:24,092 Now, Chris, come on. Suit up. 609 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,427 Here, get this. 610 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,887 [Veronica] This can't be real. 611 00:22:26,928 --> 00:22:28,013 [Mrs. Sugar] Spin it. 612 00:22:28,055 --> 00:22:29,890 All right, off you go. 613 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:30,766 Get in position. 614 00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:32,851 Okay, who wants to be "in the bathroom" 615 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:33,852 or "in the hallway"? 616 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,645 [Amy and Gemma] Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! 617 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:39,024 [Mrs. Cardenas] Okay, you two, head to the bathroom. 618 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:40,400 Girls, wait for Mama. 619 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,194 Y'all play this game every week? 620 00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:44,404 [Amy] Yes, Mommy. We always win. 621 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,866 I don't see how there can be any winners in this game. 622 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:52,537 Okay, ready. Here we go. 623 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:54,998 [gunshot] 624 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,500 [Gemma] Mama, hurry, hurry! 625 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:59,294 I'm coming! Mama's coming! 626 00:22:59,836 --> 00:23:02,672 Whoo, that kid's gonna need a hell of a therapist! 627 00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:05,884 heavy rock music 628 00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:13,600 -Clear. -Clear! 629 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,061 Oh, my goodness. What do I do? 630 00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:18,522 [Amy and Gemma] Door! 631 00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,567 Shields. 632 00:23:22,609 --> 00:23:25,904 Honey, the bullets will go right through these. 633 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,325 These are where my brownie pans went? 634 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:31,743 We made shields. 635 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:34,413 [sighs] This is messed up. 636 00:23:34,454 --> 00:23:36,498 I keep you safe, Mommy. 637 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,838 [drill whirring] 638 00:23:42,879 --> 00:23:44,965 And do you wanna know the worst part of all of this? 639 00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:46,341 Oh, God, not again. 640 00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:48,718 I don't know how much longer I can take this, Debs. 641 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,429 Do you wanna give me a safe space to vent 642 00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:51,555 about my relationship, 643 00:23:51,596 --> 00:23:54,224 or do you wanna pay my regular welding rate? 644 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,267 Fine. 645 00:23:55,308 --> 00:23:56,351 Go ahead. 646 00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:59,729 I mean, I opened up my life to Sandy: 647 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:02,482 my daughter, my family, you guys... 648 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:03,984 Well, technically, she's my cousin, 649 00:24:04,025 --> 00:24:04,901 and I fucked her first. 650 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:07,529 ...assuming that she was doing the same thing, 651 00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:09,739 but she shut me out, so now I'm sitting here, 652 00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,908 butt naked, vulnerable, and heartbroken 653 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,411 while she's building up a goddamn border wall 654 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,871 between the two of us. 655 00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:17,664 Hey, guys. Uh, Mick, talk to you 656 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:18,915 -for a minute? -Yes, please. 657 00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:21,168 [Debbie] I just don't know why she would do that to me 658 00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,419 after everything that we've been through. 659 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:24,504 All right, so I can't find a place to stash the bikes. 660 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:26,214 I put some of the parts in my garage, 661 00:24:26,256 --> 00:24:27,799 but the basement's out. 662 00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,551 Look, we gotta get the bikes off the truck 663 00:24:29,593 --> 00:24:32,262 and figure out a way to sell them--I need the money. 664 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,347 All right, I might have a spot for you, 665 00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:35,515 but I'ma need a finder's fee. 666 00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:37,100 On top of your cut from last night? 667 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,977 Gotta make that bread. 668 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:40,395 Fine, two percent. 669 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:42,522 [laughs] Ten. 670 00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:44,232 -Five. -Deal. 671 00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:45,233 I'll finish up the ambulance. 672 00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:46,443 We'll go stash the bikes, all right? 673 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:47,652 Okay. 674 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:53,241 [Frank] That hurts. 675 00:24:53,283 --> 00:24:54,868 Can I get something for the pain? 676 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:58,663 [nurse] No, we need you lucid to rule out a concussion. 677 00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:00,373 Know how you got here? 678 00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:02,542 Not on my own free will. 679 00:25:02,584 --> 00:25:05,504 A woman found you unconscious and bleeding 680 00:25:05,545 --> 00:25:07,631 behind a dumpster, 681 00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:09,382 called 911. 682 00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:12,802 You're lucky. Head injuries can be serious. 683 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:16,223 Is this fine citizen gonna pay for the ambulance too, 684 00:25:16,264 --> 00:25:18,683 or what's this gonna set me back? 685 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:24,481 So...how did this happen? 686 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,900 I hit my head. 687 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,652 On what? 688 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:31,988 On a...a pole. 689 00:25:32,030 --> 00:25:35,867 It was, like, hanging down from the side of a building. 690 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,329 What's your name again? 691 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,373 -Frank. -Frank what? 692 00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,335 G-Gallagher. 693 00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:51,508 Can you remember three words for me? 694 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,344 Blue, handlebar, pedestrian. 695 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:56,054 Pedestrian, like your question. 696 00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,556 Blue, like my balls. 697 00:25:57,597 --> 00:25:58,807 Handlebar. I got it. 698 00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:00,016 What year is it, Frank? 699 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:04,062 About ten years after I walked into this fucking ER. 700 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,355 Who's the president? 701 00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,481 Vladimir Putin. 702 00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,400 Oh, you mean of the United States? 703 00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:09,693 Um... 704 00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:12,112 same...same answer. 705 00:26:14,489 --> 00:26:17,284 What words did I ask you to remember? 706 00:26:20,036 --> 00:26:22,747 I'm not-I'm not playing this game anymore. 707 00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:23,832 -Are you-- -Gonna need... 708 00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:26,251 gonna need to run some more tests. 709 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,337 Strap in. It's gonna take a while. 710 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:33,133 [ambulance siren wails in background] 711 00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,344 [Mickey] Let's move it. 712 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:37,554 We're late for our cash pickups. 713 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,472 Better late than dead. 714 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:52,277 [Sandy] Zofia! Alek! We're here! 715 00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:59,117 Come on, help me get him up. 716 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:02,162 -[chair lift whirring] -[whispers] Oh, fuck. 717 00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:08,835 [softly ]Fuck. 718 00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:14,299 [chair lift whirring] 719 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:19,596 -All right. -Take this shit off my face. 720 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:20,805 [indistinct muttering, swearing] 721 00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:22,432 Get this off my face. 722 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:25,018 [Milkoviches shouting indistinctly] 723 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,728 I got it! 724 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,855 [Alek] Come on, bitch, lift the fucking--just lift it. 725 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:30,440 [Sammy] I got it, okay? 726 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:31,816 Should we help? 727 00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:34,110 [Zofia] Can you actually do something? 728 00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:35,695 No. 729 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:36,863 [arguing continues] 730 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,365 [Sandy] Come on, you're pulling on my fucking-- 731 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:39,908 -[Sammy] Agh! -[Sandy] I need 732 00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:41,242 -a fucking break. -[Zofia] Ow! Fuck. 733 00:27:41,284 --> 00:27:43,078 [Alek] Oh, shit. 734 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,580 [Sandy] We need to get him up to the fucking house. 735 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:46,873 [Alek] Hey, should we, uh... build a ramp? 736 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:48,541 [Sandy] A ramp, yeah. 737 00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:49,501 We need to get... 738 00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:50,877 [Milkoviches arguing] 739 00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:53,755 [wheelchair clattering] 740 00:27:53,797 --> 00:27:54,714 Go get a ramp. 741 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:56,549 We need to get him in the house. 742 00:27:58,093 --> 00:27:59,552 Okay? 743 00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:03,723 Yeah, it's... 744 00:28:03,765 --> 00:28:06,559 weird seeing the old cripple in pain like that. 745 00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:08,019 [Sammy] Here we go. Here we go! 746 00:28:08,061 --> 00:28:09,437 I could walk over there right now 747 00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:11,815 and scoop his eyeball out with a spoon. 748 00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:14,484 Couldn't do a damn thing about it. 749 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:15,944 You could do that. 750 00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:18,655 Piss on him, let him air-dry, 751 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:21,241 use his mouth for a fucking ashtray. 752 00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:22,492 [Alek] It's not helping. 753 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,661 We gotta get the ramp on the stairs. 754 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,372 What, you wouldn't feel the same way if it was Frank? 755 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,460 I don't think I'd wish that on Frank... 756 00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:33,712 [Zofia] Come on, you guys. 757 00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:35,922 ...or anybody, really. 758 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:38,633 Well, Frank's not a homophobic psychopath 759 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,969 who tortured you every day for years. 760 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:43,221 No, he's just an emotionally abusive alcoholic 761 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:46,307 who stole my money for drugs, broke my nose, 762 00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:48,226 tried to profit off my mania. 763 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,064 I guess we both had shit dads. 764 00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:56,192 Let's get the fuck out of here. 765 00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:57,777 Lip, you comin'? 766 00:28:57,819 --> 00:28:59,279 Yep. 767 00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:02,115 Hi. 768 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:02,991 Hey. 769 00:29:03,032 --> 00:29:04,784 How come you haven't returned my texts? 770 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:06,703 Uh, I've been a little busy. 771 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:08,913 -[whispers] Fuck. -[groans] Ugh... 772 00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:10,832 Who's Royal? How long have you been married? 773 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:12,333 Are you getting a divorce? 774 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,586 Shut the fuck up, 775 00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:16,337 you stinking bitches. 776 00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:18,047 Jesus Christ. 777 00:29:18,089 --> 00:29:20,800 How the fuck did I end up with a family full of faggots? 778 00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:22,844 -[scoffs] -Your mama liked it up the ass. 779 00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:24,304 -That's how. -Fuck you, dyke. 780 00:29:24,345 --> 00:29:27,474 Oh, shut up, or I'll feed you your colostomy bag. 781 00:29:28,224 --> 00:29:29,058 [sighs] 782 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,810 I-I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Royal, 783 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:32,562 but I'm-I'm handling it. 784 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:33,688 Handling it how? 785 00:29:33,730 --> 00:29:35,815 Uh, I've got it under control. 786 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:37,317 That's it? That's... 787 00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:38,985 all you're gonna give me? 788 00:29:39,027 --> 00:29:40,904 Uh...[scoffs] Debbie, like, I can-- 789 00:29:40,945 --> 00:29:42,989 No, honestly, fuck that. I'm done. 790 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,700 Have a good life with your fucking husband. 791 00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:46,785 [Alek] Hey! 792 00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:48,369 [laughing] Hey, ah. 793 00:29:48,411 --> 00:29:50,413 We can cut the legs off this, 794 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:51,664 use it as a ramp. 795 00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:53,666 Then where do we cut the drugs, huh, 796 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:55,043 and clean the guns? 797 00:29:55,084 --> 00:29:56,252 -Fucking eat? -Fuck! 798 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:58,004 -Use your stupid brain, idiot. -Oh, fuck you, Terry. 799 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:00,089 Let's fucking leave him out here. 800 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,008 You coming? Come on, Zofia. 801 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:04,344 Yeah, works for me. 802 00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:07,931 God damn it. 803 00:30:07,972 --> 00:30:08,890 [door slams] 804 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:10,183 I understand your concern. 805 00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:12,143 This country is a hotbed of mass shooters. 806 00:30:12,185 --> 00:30:13,603 Why are we training them for free? 807 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:14,771 We're not; we're teaching 808 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,189 our most vulnerable how to think quickly, 809 00:30:16,231 --> 00:30:18,650 act defensively in a high-stress situation. 810 00:30:18,691 --> 00:30:19,901 Any kid with half a brain 811 00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:21,110 can learn from one of those drills 812 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:22,946 how to go about shooting up a school. 813 00:30:22,987 --> 00:30:24,405 Twenty bucks says that Chris kid 814 00:30:24,447 --> 00:30:25,448 is already stockpiling. 815 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:26,950 Oh, Chris' family are Quaker. 816 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:28,284 They don't believe in guns. 817 00:30:28,326 --> 00:30:30,537 I don't feel comfortable subjecting my girls 818 00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:31,579 to this kind of trauma. 819 00:30:31,621 --> 00:30:32,831 They are Black girls in America. 820 00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:34,749 At least at school, they should be safe. 821 00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,292 Well, I'm sorry, we used our PE money 822 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:38,586 to give away hot lunches during the pandemic. 823 00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:40,296 Can't afford gym class, 824 00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:41,673 so pretending to run scared down the hallway 825 00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:42,924 from a crazed shooter's the only cardio 826 00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:44,050 these kids are gonna get all week. 827 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:45,760 It's like what Mrs. Obama said, right? 828 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:46,928 Kids gotta move. 829 00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:48,471 Don't think that's what she meant. 830 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:49,639 Well, I'm sorry. 831 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:52,016 -Appreciate you coming in. -[line rings] 832 00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:55,019 rock music 833 00:30:57,021 --> 00:30:58,940 [cell phone chimes] 834 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:23,882 -[knock at door] -Yo. 835 00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,849 Love what you've done with the place. 836 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,851 Thanks. Want a beer? 837 00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:36,561 Eh, no, thanks. 838 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:37,937 Can I talk to you about something? 839 00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:38,980 Yeah. What's up? 840 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:39,981 I didn't mean to do it, 841 00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:42,108 but I did, and now I can't sleep, 842 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:44,652 and I keep almost telling the wrong people about it, 843 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:45,695 dangerous people. 844 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:47,030 Okay. 845 00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:49,407 [sighs] Terry, from next door? 846 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,951 That was my bullet, from the gun you gave me. 847 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:53,161 No way! 848 00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:55,705 You shot that fucking racist? 849 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:56,873 Outstanding. 850 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,708 It doesn't feel outstanding. 851 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:00,668 Feels like I have to pay for it somehow, 852 00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:01,753 rend my own flesh. 853 00:32:01,794 --> 00:32:03,963 Oh, rend your what? 854 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,715 Penance. 855 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:08,635 Look, young gun. 856 00:32:08,676 --> 00:32:10,136 You did what none of us could do. 857 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:11,763 You saw a problem on the block 858 00:32:11,804 --> 00:32:14,390 and took it into your own hands to solve it. 859 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:15,767 Proud of you. 860 00:32:15,808 --> 00:32:17,727 But you should probably get rid of that gun 861 00:32:17,769 --> 00:32:19,854 and bulk up a little bit, 862 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:21,105 just in case. 863 00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:24,108 rock music 864 00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:29,906 [Mickey] Yo, Kev. 865 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,449 How much you want to let us take over Kev-Fit 866 00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:32,867 for a couple days? 867 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:40,833 We can stash the bikes in here till you find some buyers. 868 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:42,502 You're cool letting us use your gym? 869 00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:45,463 Am I cool renting out the space for a few friends? 870 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:46,381 Yeah. 871 00:32:46,422 --> 00:32:49,258 Only had five paying customers return after quarantine. 872 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,552 Rudy tore his ass muscle, so now it's four. 873 00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:53,638 Besides, I don't know what you're gonna do with it. 874 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:54,764 Stash stolen bikes. 875 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:57,684 [emphatically] I don't know what you're gonna do with it. 876 00:32:58,977 --> 00:32:59,936 How much? 877 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:00,937 Five percent. 878 00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,146 Deal. 879 00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:04,023 -[whistles] -Unbelievable. 880 00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,317 Think you'll at least break even? 881 00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:09,195 Get used to it. It's a whole new world, Lip. 882 00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:10,947 Every man for himself after COVID. 883 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,782 -[lighter flicking] -[Mickey chuckles] 884 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:15,910 [upbeat Latin music playing over speakers] 885 00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:19,205 Hey. 886 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:21,874 Just set your stuff down over there. 887 00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:22,917 Cool. I'm Debbie. 888 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:25,169 The hot lesbian convict handywoman. 889 00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:28,840 I know. Like I said, over there. 890 00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:31,718 Okay. Ex-convict, actually. 891 00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:33,469 I just got my ankle bracelet off. 892 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,221 Congratulations. 893 00:33:35,263 --> 00:33:37,056 That calls for a drink on the house. 894 00:33:37,098 --> 00:33:38,850 Hey, Haley, why don't we, uh, get her 895 00:33:38,891 --> 00:33:40,935 one of those local IPAs? 896 00:33:40,977 --> 00:33:42,395 Hey. Calista. 897 00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:43,312 Debbie. 898 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:45,440 I didn't know gay bars were coming to the South Side. 899 00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:48,359 Yeah, well, uh, Logan Square's getting too crowded, and... 900 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:51,362 -Boystown's gotten too loud. -[Debbie] Ha. 901 00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:53,114 You're not gonna throw a brick through my window 902 00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,407 or weld my door shut, are you? 903 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:55,658 'Cause I heard people around here 904 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:56,701 don't love outsiders. 905 00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:59,120 As long as you're not a CrossFit bro or a yogi, 906 00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:01,748 we welcome all queer transplants. 907 00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:03,958 So what can I do for you? 908 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,044 Right, um, I was hoping 909 00:34:06,085 --> 00:34:08,171 you could put this up. 910 00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:09,839 [laughs] Subtle. 911 00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,299 Yeah. 912 00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:14,135 It was either pussycat or the rainbow flag. 913 00:34:14,177 --> 00:34:16,846 Good choice. 914 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,352 Two cheeseburger combos with fries, supersized, 915 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:25,021 two frozen daiquiris, two pies, 916 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:26,355 and a scoop of ice cream. 917 00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:27,857 [Tish] Wow. [chuckles] 918 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:28,941 You supersized them? 919 00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:30,818 This cop paycheck ain't gonna spend itself. 920 00:34:30,860 --> 00:34:33,154 God, it's so cool that you're so young 921 00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:36,949 and you have, like, a real-person job. 922 00:34:36,991 --> 00:34:38,367 [Carl laughs] 923 00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:40,161 [Tish] Do you get benefits? 924 00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:41,245 Even vision. 925 00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:43,039 I've got 20/20, so it doesn't really matter, 926 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,541 but if I ever need glasses, I got the hookup. 927 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:49,712 I wear contacts, and they are expensive. 928 00:34:49,754 --> 00:34:50,963 You ever get shot? 929 00:34:51,005 --> 00:34:52,298 I get shot at all the time. 930 00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:54,592 I guess I've just gotten lucky so far. 931 00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:56,052 Ever seen a dead body? 932 00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,221 Lots, but that's just growing up on the South Side. 933 00:34:58,262 --> 00:34:59,806 -Mm. -You from here? 934 00:34:59,847 --> 00:35:01,641 Born and raised. 935 00:35:01,682 --> 00:35:03,017 Why did you become a cop? 936 00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:05,978 I just wanted to keep an eye on the neighborhood. 937 00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:08,022 Then there's the pension, right? 938 00:35:08,064 --> 00:35:10,775 I feel a lot safer knowing Officer Carl is out there, 939 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:12,735 keeping the streets safe, 940 00:35:12,777 --> 00:35:14,028 supersizing meals. 941 00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:16,823 I'm just happy to be of service, ma'am. 942 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:24,372 What are we doing here? 943 00:35:24,413 --> 00:35:27,083 We're supposed to be making a delivery in Bronzeville. 944 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,292 Gonna take a shit. 945 00:35:28,334 --> 00:35:31,838 Since when do you come home to take a...shit! 946 00:35:31,879 --> 00:35:34,507 Hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 947 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:36,843 Hey, come on. It's not worth it. 948 00:35:36,884 --> 00:35:38,052 Don't even think about it, faggots. 949 00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:40,054 -[Mickey] Shut the fuck up. -Keep your hands off me, 950 00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:41,973 or I'll shoot you dead. 951 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:46,853 What are you staring at, dipshit? 952 00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:48,980 Mick, pause. 953 00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:52,483 Think about it. Is he worth it? 954 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,318 [Terry] Your old man's a cripple. 955 00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:56,863 Easiest target you'll ever get. 956 00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:01,826 Bet you still miss. 957 00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:03,202 -[trigger cocks] -[Ian] Fuck. 958 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:05,663 [Terry] Go on, do it. 959 00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:10,042 You'd be doing me a favor, pussy. 960 00:36:13,838 --> 00:36:16,966 [breathing shakily] 961 00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:23,681 [whimpering] 962 00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:41,741 What the fuck was that? 963 00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,075 Nothing. 964 00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:46,078 [rock music playing over speakers] 965 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,830 [Letty] There he is. 966 00:36:47,872 --> 00:36:49,457 [Frank] Hey. 967 00:36:49,498 --> 00:36:52,126 Letty. From last night. 968 00:36:54,837 --> 00:36:56,005 Monica? 969 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,423 [stammering] 970 00:36:57,465 --> 00:37:00,468 Yes, of course. Whoa. 971 00:37:00,509 --> 00:37:02,720 You're a sight for sore eyes. 972 00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:05,556 You will not believe the day I have had. 973 00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:06,891 Drink? 974 00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,268 Barkeep! 975 00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:11,145 Beer for me and the lady. 976 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:13,940 Put it on my tab. 977 00:37:13,981 --> 00:37:16,400 You don't have a tab. 978 00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:17,652 Well, then start one. 979 00:37:17,693 --> 00:37:19,612 Sure, Frank, why don't I just wipe my ass 980 00:37:19,654 --> 00:37:21,322 with some Benjamins while I'm at it? 981 00:37:21,364 --> 00:37:22,698 [customer] Is your weed locally grown? 982 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,784 [Kev] Sure is. Organic and free-range. 983 00:37:24,825 --> 00:37:26,827 Let me give you a tour. 984 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,792 Frank, honey, you okay? 985 00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:35,920 I bumped my head. 986 00:37:35,962 --> 00:37:37,129 Aw. 987 00:37:37,171 --> 00:37:40,341 Poor baby. 988 00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:42,677 Do you want me to kiss it where it hurts? 989 00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:13,457 [chuckles] 990 00:38:16,043 --> 00:38:18,546 [R&B music playing over speakers] 991 00:38:18,587 --> 00:38:20,256 Oh, wow, that looks great. 992 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,841 -Yeah, thanks. -Thank you. 993 00:38:21,882 --> 00:38:22,842 Mm-hmm. 994 00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:25,511 Come to our opening tonight. 995 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:28,055 Bring your girlfriend if she's free. 996 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:30,224 Not really sure. 997 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:32,351 If she's free? 998 00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:34,145 If I have a girlfriend. 999 00:38:34,186 --> 00:38:36,480 Do tell. 1000 00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:38,774 God, where to start? Okay. 1001 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:42,653 Uh, so I just found out that she's fucking married... 1002 00:38:42,695 --> 00:38:43,779 to a guy. 1003 00:38:43,821 --> 00:38:47,325 I have no idea how she met this guy, 1004 00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:50,161 how long they've been together, if she's still seeing him. 1005 00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:52,371 I mean, it's not like I haven't asked. 1006 00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:53,581 All I do is ask. 1007 00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:56,876 She just won't give me any answers. 1008 00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:58,044 Dude. 1009 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:02,548 You think she's straight and just experimenting? 1010 00:39:03,632 --> 00:39:05,634 Maybe love is just impossible. 1011 00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:07,720 -Yeah, agreed. -[chuckles] 1012 00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:10,264 You know Haley. 1013 00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:11,265 That's my ex... 1014 00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:13,476 wife-- ex-wife. 1015 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:14,894 Tell you a secret? 1016 00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:16,062 Yeah. 1017 00:39:16,103 --> 00:39:19,899 I, uh...hired you to make her jealous. 1018 00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:25,654 You wanna give her something 1019 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:27,490 to make her lose her mind about? 1020 00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:43,923 Hey, did you hear BornFree got broken into last-- 1021 00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:45,674 What are you doing? 1022 00:39:47,676 --> 00:39:50,179 Rearranging some stuff. 1023 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:53,391 Rearranging boxes I've never seen before 1024 00:39:53,432 --> 00:39:56,060 with the BornFree logo on them? 1025 00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:00,272 Brad and I broke in. 1026 00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:02,942 What the fuck? Why? 1027 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:07,530 Because I'm-I'm fucking tired, Tami. 1028 00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:09,240 All right? I worked my ass off 1029 00:40:09,281 --> 00:40:11,158 to make this home for us, and now some hipsters 1030 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,576 are gonna move in? 1031 00:40:12,618 --> 00:40:15,079 You know, Milton gets to cash in on my work, 1032 00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:17,248 and I get to go live with Bob? 1033 00:40:17,289 --> 00:40:19,875 A-and Brad sells BornFree to some douchebags 1034 00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:22,253 who think a hog is just a large pig, 1035 00:40:22,294 --> 00:40:24,380 and I get fired, and I just... 1036 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,882 I just-I needed to do something. 1037 00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:30,219 All right? I-I needed to fix something. 1038 00:40:30,261 --> 00:40:31,637 And if you get caught 1039 00:40:31,679 --> 00:40:35,057 and go to jail, what is that gonna fix 1040 00:40:35,099 --> 00:40:36,308 for Fred? 1041 00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:43,149 I'm sorry. 1042 00:40:46,193 --> 00:40:48,571 Okay? I get it. 1043 00:40:48,612 --> 00:40:50,489 -I fucked up. -Yeah. 1044 00:40:50,531 --> 00:40:52,741 [laughing] Oh, you did. 1045 00:40:55,744 --> 00:40:58,080 I been thinking, you know, 1046 00:40:58,122 --> 00:40:59,790 and-and I can make it right. 1047 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:01,959 Okay? The-the house part. 1048 00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:04,670 We can't go back to mine. 1049 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:07,089 The Milkoviches are a ticking time bomb, right? 1050 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:09,133 So we leave. 1051 00:41:09,758 --> 00:41:13,137 Okay? All of us, the Gallaghers. 1052 00:41:14,388 --> 00:41:16,265 We sell the house, all right? 1053 00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:18,517 W-we each take our share, 1054 00:41:18,559 --> 00:41:21,770 and you and I can use that to get our own place. 1055 00:41:26,859 --> 00:41:29,028 You think your family would go for it? 1056 00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:31,405 All right, maybe it's time we make gentrification 1057 00:41:31,447 --> 00:41:32,990 our friend. 1058 00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:36,452 All right? We... 1059 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:37,661 we cash in. 1060 00:41:37,703 --> 00:41:40,664 upbeat music 1061 00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:56,180 [Ian sighs] 1062 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,433 Long fucking day. 1063 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:00,726 Gotta get over to The Alibi, 1064 00:42:00,768 --> 00:42:02,436 help your brother unload those bikes. 1065 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:04,772 [Terry] Motherfuckers, get me into the house! 1066 00:42:04,813 --> 00:42:06,440 It's gonna rain out here! 1067 00:42:06,482 --> 00:42:08,317 Shut the fuck up! 1068 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:10,194 [Terry] Fuck you! 1069 00:42:15,658 --> 00:42:18,702 Would you take care of me if I was paralyzed? 1070 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:25,709 Yeah. 1071 00:42:26,460 --> 00:42:27,419 Yeah. 1072 00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:28,754 You'd make a great RealDoll. 1073 00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,756 Top you whenever I wanted. 1074 00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:32,967 Asshole. 1075 00:42:33,008 --> 00:42:35,427 [Terry] Come and get me, you ungrateful shits! 1076 00:42:35,469 --> 00:42:38,472 rock music 1077 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:41,183 Be right back. 1078 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:52,361 [Terry] What the fuck you want? 1079 00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:53,571 Shut it! 1080 00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:04,707 Ouch! 1081 00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:06,584 Aw, your drugs wearing off? 1082 00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:08,752 You're fucking clumsy. That's the fucking problem. 1083 00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:10,379 Get out and help me push, tough guy. 1084 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:11,672 [Terry] Egh. 1085 00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:14,091 -[wheelchair thuds] -Oh, God. 1086 00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:15,968 Can I help? 1087 00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:17,261 Fuck no! 1088 00:43:18,512 --> 00:43:20,681 Stop looking at me. 1089 00:43:24,518 --> 00:43:25,978 Don't drop me, limp wrist. 1090 00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,229 Charming. 1091 00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:30,107 [both grunting] 1092 00:43:39,658 --> 00:43:41,535 I got the door. 1093 00:43:41,577 --> 00:43:43,120 It's locked. 1094 00:43:44,496 --> 00:43:45,664 Think we've done enough. 1095 00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:47,541 Fuck you very much. 1096 00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:57,092 That was big of you. 1097 00:43:57,134 --> 00:43:58,719 He's an asshole. 1098 00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:00,679 I wanna be better than that. 1099 00:44:00,721 --> 00:44:02,389 Hey. 1100 00:44:02,431 --> 00:44:04,850 You are so much better than that. 1101 00:44:07,269 --> 00:44:10,272 rock music 1102 00:44:14,777 --> 00:44:16,654 [Veronica] Please tell Alderman Jenkins 1103 00:44:16,695 --> 00:44:18,572 that I expect a callback today. 1104 00:44:18,614 --> 00:44:20,616 He's got me canvassing the whole of the South Side. 1105 00:44:20,658 --> 00:44:22,493 The least he can do is help me with this. 1106 00:44:22,534 --> 00:44:24,036 All right, thank you. 1107 00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:26,538 Hey, babe. How was class mom day? 1108 00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:27,706 Did you know that they are running 1109 00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:29,083 active shooter drills at that school? 1110 00:44:29,124 --> 00:44:30,793 Yeah, I talked to the girls about it last night. 1111 00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:32,586 I gave them our brownie pans 1112 00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:33,712 so they could use it as shields. 1113 00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:34,797 How'd that work out? 1114 00:44:34,838 --> 00:44:35,881 It did not work out. 1115 00:44:35,923 --> 00:44:37,925 We hid in a bathroom for half an hour. 1116 00:44:37,966 --> 00:44:39,134 I had to turn away some kid 1117 00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:40,678 who was trying to get in there for shelter. 1118 00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,471 He got pretend shot out there 1119 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,348 and had to act like he was dead, Kev. 1120 00:44:44,390 --> 00:44:46,016 -Dead. -Sounds kind of fun. 1121 00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:47,601 It wasn't. I spent my whole day 1122 00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:49,561 trying to put an end to those drills-- 1123 00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:50,688 What's that? 1124 00:44:50,729 --> 00:44:52,106 I'm cleaning out Kev-Fit. 1125 00:44:52,147 --> 00:44:54,566 Some people just left some old, sweaty equipment 1126 00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:56,485 -before the quarantine. -What kind of stuff? 1127 00:44:56,527 --> 00:44:59,113 Oh, jump rope, weights, some basketballs. 1128 00:44:59,154 --> 00:45:02,449 [rock music playing over speakers] 1129 00:45:03,909 --> 00:45:06,787 Kev, we can use this 1130 00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:08,956 to bring gym class back for the girls. 1131 00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:10,499 You think anyone'll miss it? 1132 00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:11,875 Members got 'rona and died, V. 1133 00:45:11,917 --> 00:45:14,086 I don't think anybody's coming back for it. 1134 00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:17,840 Yes, this is good. I can use this. 1135 00:45:17,881 --> 00:45:19,800 And now all I gotta do is get Black folks 1136 00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:21,135 moving back into the neighborhood. 1137 00:45:21,176 --> 00:45:22,678 Black folks don't shoot up schools. 1138 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,012 When Mikaela has a problem with Laquon, 1139 00:45:24,054 --> 00:45:25,514 she knows she gotta go to his mama's house, 1140 00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:26,473 handle it there. 1141 00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:28,058 White folks are the only ones 1142 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:30,936 running around with AR-15s strapped to their chest. 1143 00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:33,564 Guns should've been outlawed hundreds of years ago. 1144 00:45:33,605 --> 00:45:34,815 Machine guns, yeah. 1145 00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:37,943 All guns. What's anyone need a gun for? 1146 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,195 Protection. 1147 00:45:40,237 --> 00:45:41,613 Kev? 1148 00:45:42,781 --> 00:45:44,867 What? 1149 00:45:55,210 --> 00:45:58,589 Well, well, well. 1150 00:45:58,630 --> 00:46:00,966 What do we have here? 1151 00:46:02,468 --> 00:46:05,471 Holy shit. 1152 00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:17,149 It's the end of an era, my worthy foe. 1153 00:46:18,609 --> 00:46:22,070 I admit, I wish you had fallen by my sword, 1154 00:46:22,112 --> 00:46:24,865 but an act of God will have to do. 1155 00:46:24,907 --> 00:46:27,493 -[groans] -[softly] Shoot me. 1156 00:46:28,994 --> 00:46:30,579 Did you say something? 1157 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:32,456 I said shoot me. 1158 00:46:36,460 --> 00:46:37,628 I'd share with you, 1159 00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:40,339 but I don't know how you drink now. 1160 00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:42,299 Probably a sippy cup, eh? 1161 00:46:46,762 --> 00:46:50,265 Do not go gently into that good night. 1162 00:46:51,391 --> 00:46:52,518 You know what that means? 1163 00:46:52,559 --> 00:46:57,147 It's Welsh for "giving up is for pussies." 1164 00:46:57,773 --> 00:47:00,901 I never took you for a coward, Terry. 1165 00:47:00,943 --> 00:47:02,611 A racist, yeah. 1166 00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:04,488 Stinking redneck, definitely. 1167 00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:06,365 But a coward... 1168 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:09,493 ...that's new. 1169 00:47:21,588 --> 00:47:24,716 We had some good days, though, 1170 00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:27,344 running the South Side, 1171 00:47:27,386 --> 00:47:29,096 battling over territory, 1172 00:47:29,137 --> 00:47:32,224 the Milkoviches versus the Gallaghers. 1173 00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:34,810 [Terry] Yeah, it was a goddamn saga. 1174 00:47:34,852 --> 00:47:36,728 [Frank] For the history books. 1175 00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:40,023 I guess the least I could do... 1176 00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:43,902 ...is a mercy killing. 1177 00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:46,405 May you go with dignity. 1178 00:47:55,414 --> 00:47:56,456 Nah. 1179 00:47:56,498 --> 00:47:59,501 rock music 1180 00:48:07,259 --> 00:48:10,053 I just don't like you that much. 1181 00:48:16,518 --> 00:48:18,604 Have a good night. 1182 00:48:18,645 --> 00:48:21,565 [laughs] 1183 00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:33,076 Fucking Gallaghers. 1184 00:48:40,709 --> 00:48:42,878 [Sandy] Debs. 1185 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,755 Can we talk? 1186 00:48:44,796 --> 00:48:47,841 melancholy rock music 1187 00:48:49,509 --> 00:48:51,136 Scram. 1188 00:48:52,554 --> 00:48:53,639 Come on, fuck off. 1189 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,808 Here we are 1190 00:48:56,850 --> 00:49:00,312 We had a ball 1191 00:49:00,354 --> 00:49:02,940 - Are you having fun... -I do wanna tell you things. 1192 00:49:02,981 --> 00:49:04,399 It's not that I don't. 1193 00:49:04,441 --> 00:49:06,151 It's just... 1194 00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:09,863 some things, I really don't like to think about. 1195 00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:13,867 Okay. 1196 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,164 When I met Royal... 1197 00:49:20,874 --> 00:49:22,167 Can you turn around? 1198 00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:23,669 -Hmm? -Can you turn around? 1199 00:49:23,710 --> 00:49:25,045 I think this might be easier 1200 00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:27,464 if I don't have to look at your face. 1201 00:49:27,506 --> 00:49:28,632 Okay. 1202 00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:31,134 Just... [clears throat] 1203 00:49:31,176 --> 00:49:33,971 Here I go 1204 00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:39,601 [sighs] 1205 00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:42,562 When I met Royal, 1206 00:49:42,604 --> 00:49:45,691 I was 15... 1207 00:49:45,732 --> 00:49:47,442 in a tight spot. 1208 00:49:47,484 --> 00:49:49,820 I mean, you know my family. You get it. 1209 00:49:49,861 --> 00:49:51,363 [chuckles] 1210 00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,575 And he offered me a better life, 1211 00:49:55,617 --> 00:49:57,452 so I said yes. 1212 00:49:57,494 --> 00:49:59,329 We got married. 1213 00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:02,958 I tried to make it work. 1214 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,669 I-I really fucking did, but... 1215 00:50:07,546 --> 00:50:09,548 ...I had to get out. 1216 00:50:11,258 --> 00:50:14,803 So I've been going from car to couch ever since. 1217 00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:17,305 And no matter how shitty things are, 1218 00:50:17,347 --> 00:50:21,393 at least I know I never have to be with that fucker again. 1219 00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:27,190 So you don't have to worry. There's...nothing going on. 1220 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,577 I love you. 1221 00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:41,747 What? 1222 00:50:41,788 --> 00:50:43,040 I love you. 1223 00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:48,336 Shit. 1224 00:50:48,378 --> 00:50:51,590 I think I might love you too. 1225 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,844 [Tish] Wow. 1226 00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:58,305 I love your place. 1227 00:50:58,346 --> 00:51:00,724 [chuckles] And the recliner. 1228 00:51:00,766 --> 00:51:02,934 -[chuckles] -Great choice. 1229 00:51:04,478 --> 00:51:06,229 Oh. 1230 00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:17,866 Your benefit package is huge. 1231 00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:20,744 [both giggle] 1232 00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:22,287 [Tish] Mm. 1233 00:51:26,833 --> 00:51:30,545 disquieting rock music 1234 00:51:37,010 --> 00:51:38,345 Hang on. Let me find a condom first. 1235 00:51:38,386 --> 00:51:40,305 Oh, it's okay. I don't need it. 1236 00:51:40,347 --> 00:51:42,349 Honestly, it feels so much better without it. 1237 00:51:42,390 --> 00:51:44,267 I know, for me too, trust me, but... 1238 00:51:44,309 --> 00:51:46,436 -I just have this one rule. -[Tish] Come on. 1239 00:51:46,478 --> 00:51:48,522 Officer, it's not that big a deal. 1240 00:51:48,563 --> 00:51:50,982 Look, I do it all the time. I never got pregnant. 1241 00:51:51,024 --> 00:51:54,778 Just-just pull out. 1242 00:52:01,576 --> 00:52:02,911 [Tish] Mm, mm. 1243 00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:09,918 [laughter] 1244 00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,086 It would be so hot 1245 00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:13,255 if I could really feel you inside me right... 1246 00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:15,757 [Carl] Oh. Oh, shit. 1247 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:19,427 [Tish moaning] 1248 00:52:23,265 --> 00:52:25,350 [Carl sighs] 1249 00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:27,018 I had a really nice time. 1250 00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:29,187 Uh...yeah. [chuckles] 1251 00:52:29,229 --> 00:52:30,313 I'd love to do this again. 1252 00:52:30,355 --> 00:52:32,649 -Yeah. [chuckles] -Tomorrow? 1253 00:52:32,691 --> 00:52:33,692 Sure. 1254 00:52:33,733 --> 00:52:34,901 Great. It's a date. 1255 00:52:34,943 --> 00:52:37,028 -I'll cook. -[chuckles] 1256 00:52:38,697 --> 00:52:39,990 -Bye. -Bye. 1257 00:52:42,409 --> 00:52:44,578 What's the matter, Carl? You couldn't get it up? 1258 00:52:44,619 --> 00:52:45,787 No, I came. 1259 00:52:45,829 --> 00:52:47,873 You couldn't make her come? 1260 00:52:47,914 --> 00:52:48,999 [Carl] No. 1261 00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:51,459 [Frank] Happens to the best of us. 1262 00:52:51,501 --> 00:52:54,629 The female anatomy is a wondrous mystery. 1263 00:52:54,671 --> 00:52:55,505 It's really not. 1264 00:52:55,547 --> 00:52:58,091 [Carl] Something weird happened with that girl. 1265 00:52:58,133 --> 00:52:59,217 Her name was Tish. 1266 00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:00,218 Yeah, that is weird, man. 1267 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:01,344 Shut up. I wanna hear this. 1268 00:53:01,386 --> 00:53:03,388 She didn't wanna use a condom, but I did. 1269 00:53:03,430 --> 00:53:05,182 You know, I tried to put one on anyway, 1270 00:53:05,223 --> 00:53:06,766 but she was all over me, 1271 00:53:06,808 --> 00:53:08,476 kissing, grabbing. 1272 00:53:08,518 --> 00:53:09,978 And then when I was ready, I tried to pull out, 1273 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:11,271 but she wrapped her legs so tight 1274 00:53:11,313 --> 00:53:13,815 and wouldn't let me, and... 1275 00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:15,942 I-I don't know what happened. 1276 00:53:15,984 --> 00:53:18,403 I...guess... 1277 00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:20,488 she did it with me. 1278 00:53:20,530 --> 00:53:23,200 I-I don't know. It's hard to explain. 1279 00:53:23,241 --> 00:53:25,577 No, it's not. She raped you. 1280 00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:28,163 What? No, I wanted to have sex. 1281 00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:31,875 Well, did you wanna have sex with her without a condom? 1282 00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:32,542 No. 1283 00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:34,544 [Debbie] Did you tell her that? 1284 00:53:34,586 --> 00:53:35,503 Yeah. 1285 00:53:35,545 --> 00:53:38,089 And she ignored that boundary. 1286 00:53:38,131 --> 00:53:39,507 I guess. 1287 00:53:39,549 --> 00:53:42,510 You're lucky you got to raw-dog her, son. 1288 00:53:42,552 --> 00:53:46,848 Most women carry their own condoms these days. 1289 00:53:47,599 --> 00:53:48,767 -[Lip] Hey! -[Debbie] Hey. 1290 00:53:48,808 --> 00:53:51,228 Good, I was, uh, hoping to catch you all home. 1291 00:53:51,269 --> 00:53:52,229 -[Ian] Yo. -We wanted to talk 1292 00:53:52,270 --> 00:53:53,355 to y'all about something. 1293 00:53:53,396 --> 00:53:54,439 [Debbie] You pregnant? 1294 00:53:54,481 --> 00:53:55,523 No. Um, we wanted-- 1295 00:53:55,565 --> 00:53:57,234 -[Ian] You're dying. -No, just...hold on. 1296 00:53:57,275 --> 00:54:00,487 Jesus Christ, could we just have a, uh, family meeting? 1297 00:54:00,528 --> 00:54:01,821 -All right? -How long is it gonna take? 1298 00:54:01,863 --> 00:54:03,782 I'm fucking starving, Lip. 1299 00:54:03,823 --> 00:54:05,951 We, uh... 1300 00:54:05,992 --> 00:54:08,578 we were thinking we wanna sell the house. 1301 00:54:09,579 --> 00:54:14,125 You know, I mean this house, the, uh...the Gallagher house. 1302 00:54:14,167 --> 00:54:15,669 You know, if we fix it up a little bit, 1303 00:54:15,710 --> 00:54:18,088 like Tami and I did with Milton's, 1304 00:54:18,129 --> 00:54:20,298 uh, we could make a nice profit. 1305 00:54:20,340 --> 00:54:21,967 We'd each take our share, 1306 00:54:22,008 --> 00:54:24,427 and, uh, you know, we could... 1307 00:54:24,469 --> 00:54:26,429 get on with our lives. 1308 00:54:33,561 --> 00:54:37,983 [elevated train rattling in background] 1309 00:54:39,901 --> 00:54:40,819 Fuck that. 1310 00:54:40,860 --> 00:54:42,946 Good idea, but no way. You're not selling my house. 1311 00:54:42,988 --> 00:54:46,449 -[Ian] We're in. -[all arguing] 1312 00:54:48,410 --> 00:54:52,163 [Ian] It's not your house. 1313 00:54:52,205 --> 00:54:55,083 [arguing continues, muffled] 1314 00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:58,211 pensive guitar music 1315 00:55:12,434 --> 00:55:14,519 "My name is Frank Gallagher. 1316 00:55:14,561 --> 00:55:17,439 I live at 2119 Wallace..." 1317 00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:22,819 Dementia? 1318 00:55:24,070 --> 00:55:26,489 Anywhere with my heart 1319 00:55:26,531 --> 00:55:29,075 Only small things hurt 1320 00:55:29,117 --> 00:55:31,703 All the small things live 1321 00:55:31,745 --> 00:55:34,331 Places you can't stay 1322 00:55:40,587 --> 00:55:45,800 I say you fooled it all 1323 00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:53,850 [phones ringing] [indistinct chatter] 1324 00:55:58,521 --> 00:56:00,148 Can I help you? 1325 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:01,191 Yeah, yeah. 1326 00:56:01,232 --> 00:56:03,943 I'm here to report a sexual assault. 1327 00:56:03,985 --> 00:56:05,653 [sighs] 1328 00:56:05,695 --> 00:56:08,323 Another woman falls prey to the patriarchy. 1329 00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:09,574 What's her name? 1330 00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:13,745 Uh...Carl...uh, Carl. 1331 00:56:14,579 --> 00:56:19,292 Ah, the good ole days 1332 00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:20,960 Hey, Dr. Mantis 1333 00:56:21,002 --> 00:56:24,381 My brain's not quite together 1334 00:56:24,422 --> 00:56:26,424 I've got just the thing 1335 00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:29,594 Gonna make it all quite better 1336 00:56:29,636 --> 00:56:32,055 Remember, ah ah 1337 00:56:32,097 --> 00:56:34,599 The good ole days 1338 00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:37,227 Remember, ah ah 1339 00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:39,646 The good ole days 1340 00:56:39,687 --> 00:56:42,399 Remember, ah ah 1341 00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:53,075 The good ole days