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Billy, tell 'em what they missed.
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Billy?
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Fiona Gallagher,
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will ya marry me?
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Yeah.
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Wanna do it right this time.
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Immigration's gonna put her back
on the next boat to Moscow.
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- I'll figure it out.
- We took care of it.
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Courthouse this afternoon.
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- In and out and hitched.
- What?
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You two having sex?
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- Dad.
- No.
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Hey, stop!
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Who the hell are you?
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The law, motherfucker!
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I think I wanna be a cop.
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I ace the test,
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then I get the paperwork
to get certified.
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"Have you ever spent any time
in a mental institution?"
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Your mental health is none
of their business, lie.
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I'm sorry I didn't have
time to finish your work.
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I was busy getting fired,
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kicked out of my room,
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and forced to write a ten-page essay
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on the dangers of drinking.
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You're smart, Lip,
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but grow the fuck up!
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Oh, like you? A drunk has-been
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thriving off of other people's work?
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No wonder your kid wants
nothing to do with you.
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Contractions are only
three minutes apart.
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Oh, Debs...
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- Are you okay?
- My water broke.
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Push, push, push.
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Keep pushing.
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Hi, Francis.
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Francis?
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- After her grandfather.
- Frank?
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You were right. I need
to do this on my own.
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♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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- Kid's got a set of lungs.
- Yeah.
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How 'bout a cup?
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I'm good.
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Not everyone wants your
microbes in his food.
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Are those my drawers?
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How long do you think she can go for?
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Uh, she stopped for, like,
a half an hour last night.
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I'm glad I moved back home.
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Wouldn't wanna miss this.
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That sounds like a hunger cry.
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Debs might not be producing enough milk.
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She might need to
supplement with formula.
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- Someone should tell her.
- Not you?
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It's none of my business.
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She's made that abundantly clear.
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She's not sleeping, eating, showering.
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I wish she'd let one of
you just hold the baby.
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Well, maybe she's got
that postpartum thing.
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You know, when girls go feral in corners
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and gouge anyone's eyes
out who gets too close.
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What're those, uh, things called
that guys wear at weddings?
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The flower things?
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Uh, yeah, boutonnieres.
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- Lip and Ian get 'em, right?
- Yeah.
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I gotta meet with the florist,
figure out what I'm orderin'.
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If they're walking you down
the aisle, they get 'em.
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Uh, and ushers, groomsmen...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
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my daughter will be
accompanied by her father
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as she ambles to the altar.
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Her who?
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Oh, you mean that deadbeat
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that consistently fails to
take care of his family?
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I may not have been present
for your first steps
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or your first lost tooth
or your first blow job,
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but as patriarch, I'm entitled
to my traditional place of honor
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next to you for your big day.
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Then it's my traditional right
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to ask said patriarch to pay for it.
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Done.
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What?
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Done. I'll pay.
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- In money.
- Cash.
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Dinero. Greenbacks.
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Well, you know, if you're
catching up on, uh, Dad shit,
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you can cover my tuition.
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Teach me how to ride a bike.
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I never had a sweet sixteen.
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Could throw me one after the wedding.
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Has anyone seen Carl?
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Uh, yeah, he left a half hour ago.
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At 6:00 in the morning? Did he say why?
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Find somewhere to sleep without
a screaming infant, maybe?
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- All right, kid, let's go.
- No way.
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- He's got Headstart.
- That's where I'm taking him.
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A white rose for my boutonniere.
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Hey, which florist? What time?
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The Armenian on Clark at 1:00.
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- See ya there.
- Wow.
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Be funny if he actually showed up.
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What would he do? Pretend
to reach for his wallet?
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- Frank owns a wallet?
- I can hear you.
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Those are my boots. Hey!
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Get used to it.
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Hey, Debs.
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Where you off to?
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School. Missed a bunch.
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Gotta catch up.
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With Franny?
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Yeah.
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Great, have fun.
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Yeah, I can take ya.
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It's too cold to walk with a baby.
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No, thanks.
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I'm driving right by
the school. Come on.
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Don't make it a whole thing.
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See ya at work.
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I gotta do some, uh, reading for class.
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She needs help and sleep.
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Yeah, so do we.
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- Oh, shit, it's them.
- Fuck, Immigration.
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- Fuck!
- Don't forget your lines.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Jeez.
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Coming.
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Morning. Lester from USCIS.
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- Oh.
- Immigration?
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Met at your bar a few weeks ago?
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Just a routine mandatory check
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to see if the living
situation is as reported.
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Please, come in.
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So I've been crashing on
their couch as you can see.
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I was supposed to move out,
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but I've been pretty strapped for cash.
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This is the home you and your ex
share with your two children?
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Yes, yes, it is.
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Until she fell for that
no good commie slut.
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Okay, you discover your
employee's being deported.
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Moments later, your live-in
partner of many years dumps you
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then runs off to city hall
to marry this employee
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because they're "in love."
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Can you fucking believe that shit?
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No. Mind if I head upstairs?
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Well, I don't know if they're
receiving any guests right now.
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You know, they do a lot
of gay sex up there.
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Agent Lester Hibbert here from USCIS.
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Routine unannounced check. Let
me know when you're decent.
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All good.
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Thank you.
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Uh, Mrs. and Mrs. Fisher,
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do I have your, uh,
permission to look around
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at your personal belongings?
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Oh, go on. We have nothing to hide.
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Junior police training program?
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Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
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4:30 to 7:30.
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Start raising my GPA, hit the gym.
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And what do you want from me?
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Well, they don't allow
convicted juveniles
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in the program.
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Thought maybe you could,
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uh, pull some strings.
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You want to be a police cadet?
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Make the world a better place.
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Stomp out evil, preserve humanity...
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- Yeah...
- Boom, you're a hero.
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When's the last time you
bought a bag of groceries?
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Or did your own laundry?
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You know what comes before civic duty?
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Personal responsibility.
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Own your shit at home first.
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Pass the syrup.
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Come on.
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Get everything you can.
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There ya go.
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Like shirts,
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pants, stuff like that.
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Raggedy looking stuff.
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Yeah, what else you got?
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These are great.
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Hey.
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Oh, fuck.
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Ah, yeah, they're gutting
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the building next door.
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Hey, it's gonna get even
noisier around here.
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Maybe we should,
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you know, crash at your
place a couple nights?
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Uh... just till shit calms down?
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Nah, it's even worse
over there. Trust me.
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Worse in what way?
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You can't tell me?
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- It's just chaotic.
- I can do chaotic.
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So, nervous for your big day?
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No.
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Nah, excited mostly.
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Figured I'd be a janitor
the rest of my life.
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You're still gonna be
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cleaning up vomit and dumping garbage,
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just in a fancier uniform.
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- Better pay too.
- Oh.
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Check it out.
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Turkey sandwich, chips,
an apple, and a treat.
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Now go save lives.
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Shh, it's okay.
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Don't cry.
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Can't bring a crying baby to class.
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Oh, can I at least pick
up my assignments?
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You need to talk to the
counselor and figure out
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how to continue your studies at home.
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Well, I want to finish school,
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so let me learn.
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Okay, here's a lesson:
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use condoms.
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His parents were mauled
by vicious rebels.
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He has AIDS. Please, give money.
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Yeah, save that 20 for a
bag of Peruvian mangoes.
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Tropical fruit is more
important than a dying orphan.
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Keep shivering. That's really great.
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His immune system is breaking down.
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We need money for doctors.
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Oh, you have no money?
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And you're going into a grocery store?
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Interesting.
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Whoo.
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- Yo.
- Hey.
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Ah, we're a study lounge all a sudden?
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Well, I'm doing my TA work off campus.
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Aw, you're missing all
that eye candy, man.
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Hot coeds wearing little
mittens and scarves.
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Ready to be unwrapped like
little Hershey's Kisses.
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Mmm! Man, I'm telling you,
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I miss my rape-walking days.
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It gets old pretty quick.
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What, did something go down at Screw U?
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Oh, burn a bridge,
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run for the hills: The Gallagher Way.
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I'm not fucking running, okay?
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I'm just doin' what I gotta do.
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What kind of boss lets
you lay low like that?
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Didn't exactly let me.
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If you'd have pulled that shit with me,
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I'd have fired your ass so hard
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you'd have left skid marks.
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I can't lose my TA-ship.
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You know, I'd have to
drop out, you know?
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And I care about my education,
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you know, unlike these
dinosaur professors
264
00:11:02,108 --> 00:11:03,650
spouting archaic bullshit,
265
00:11:03,651 --> 00:11:06,862
just sleepwalking across
chalkboards for 30 years.
266
00:11:06,863 --> 00:11:08,196
Oh, poor baby.
267
00:11:08,197 --> 00:11:09,781
Sitting in a bar bitching
268
00:11:09,782 --> 00:11:12,158
about mean teachers and free
grant money while the rest
269
00:11:12,159 --> 00:11:14,160
of us are shoveling shit
just to make ends meet.
270
00:11:14,161 --> 00:11:15,704
Fuck you.
271
00:11:15,705 --> 00:11:17,664
So, Kev, how are your two
hot lesbo wives doing?
272
00:11:17,665 --> 00:11:20,375
Fake lesbos. It sucks.
273
00:11:20,376 --> 00:11:21,668
Think it's fun for me living out
274
00:11:21,669 --> 00:11:23,069
of a suitcase in my own home?
275
00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:24,170
Why you gotta do that?
276
00:11:24,171 --> 00:11:25,297
'Cause Immigration shows up
277
00:11:25,298 --> 00:11:26,857
at 7 a.m. going through my shit
278
00:11:26,858 --> 00:11:28,884
to make sure that the fake
lesbos are for real lesbos.
279
00:11:28,885 --> 00:11:30,310
They gotta bang each other too?
280
00:11:30,311 --> 00:11:32,362
What part of the word
"fake" don't you get?
281
00:11:32,363 --> 00:11:34,698
Ah, the part that always sees
'em in here bein' lovey-dovey.
282
00:11:34,699 --> 00:11:37,350
Oh, giggling and touching.
283
00:11:37,351 --> 00:11:38,560
They're bonding.
284
00:11:38,561 --> 00:11:40,562
Do I feel left out? Yeah, a little.
285
00:11:40,563 --> 00:11:42,481
Do I like it that V's got a new BFF?
286
00:11:42,482 --> 00:11:45,358
Not especially, but do I think
that she wants to munch a cooch?
287
00:11:45,359 --> 00:11:47,319
Hell no.
288
00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:49,821
Oh, hey, I thought you
two were in school.
289
00:11:49,822 --> 00:11:52,049
We got kicked out. Franny
wouldn't stop crying.
290
00:11:52,050 --> 00:11:53,700
Thought maybe Svetlana or V could help.
291
00:11:53,701 --> 00:11:55,719
Nah, they're at home getting
their vaginas interviewed.
292
00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,370
Whoa, whoa, what do you mean
you got kicked out, though?
293
00:11:57,371 --> 00:11:58,872
I had to meet with a counselor,
294
00:11:58,873 --> 00:12:01,058
and he forced me to enroll
in a alternative program
295
00:12:01,059 --> 00:12:02,225
for teen moms.
296
00:12:02,226 --> 00:12:03,560
They call it distance learning,
297
00:12:03,561 --> 00:12:04,561
but you know what I call it?
298
00:12:04,562 --> 00:12:06,046
Discrimination.
299
00:12:06,047 --> 00:12:07,756
I think you can only
claim discrimination,
300
00:12:07,757 --> 00:12:10,050
you know, if your issue
isn't your own choice.
301
00:12:10,051 --> 00:12:12,094
Well, I didn't choose to
be a part of a family
302
00:12:12,095 --> 00:12:14,554
that didn't support my
decision in having this baby.
303
00:12:14,555 --> 00:12:16,073
Debs, we wanna help you, okay?
304
00:12:16,074 --> 00:12:18,558
You just keep refusing.
305
00:12:18,559 --> 00:12:20,352
Fine, just...
306
00:12:20,353 --> 00:12:22,562
- Hold her while I go pee.
- All right.
307
00:12:26,584 --> 00:12:29,135
Hey.
308
00:12:29,136 --> 00:12:29,945
- Here?
- Support her neck.
309
00:12:29,946 --> 00:12:31,905
Okay, I got her.
310
00:12:31,906 --> 00:12:34,257
I got her. Hi.
311
00:12:34,258 --> 00:12:36,093
Hey.
312
00:12:36,094 --> 00:12:37,978
Hey.
313
00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:45,385
Don't let the death of an
orphaned African child
314
00:12:45,386 --> 00:12:48,221
be on your conscience
this holiday season.
315
00:12:48,222 --> 00:12:51,883
$20 buys him food for a day.
316
00:12:51,884 --> 00:12:53,944
Thank you. Thank you so much.
317
00:12:53,945 --> 00:12:56,638
Our "I Do" package includes
318
00:12:56,639 --> 00:12:58,765
the bridal and maid of honor bouquets,
319
00:12:58,766 --> 00:13:00,266
two bridesmaids bouquets,
320
00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:02,394
and one altar piece.
321
00:13:02,395 --> 00:13:04,604
- How much?
- Starting at 800.
322
00:13:04,605 --> 00:13:06,314
Got anything cheaper?
323
00:13:07,675 --> 00:13:09,317
Hoo!
324
00:13:09,318 --> 00:13:10,819
Hell are you doing here?
325
00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:13,572
I said I was coming. Toasty in here.
326
00:13:13,573 --> 00:13:15,157
What's wrong with Liam? Is he sick?
327
00:13:15,158 --> 00:13:17,283
Convincing, no?
328
00:13:17,284 --> 00:13:20,086
Eye shadow and Vaseline.
It's a gypsy trick.
329
00:13:20,087 --> 00:13:23,306
Hey, go wash your face,
and good work today.
330
00:13:23,307 --> 00:13:25,458
Are you the fiancé?
331
00:13:25,459 --> 00:13:26,476
Ha.
332
00:13:26,477 --> 00:13:28,003
Uh, I'm the proud papa
333
00:13:28,004 --> 00:13:29,796
who's paying for this enterprise.
334
00:13:29,797 --> 00:13:32,365
- Don't listen to him.
- What's the damage?
335
00:13:32,366 --> 00:13:36,178
The lowest I could go is
650 for our rustic basic.
336
00:13:36,179 --> 00:13:37,604
How much is the deposit?
337
00:13:37,605 --> 00:13:39,097
Um...
338
00:13:39,098 --> 00:13:43,209
30% down, which comes to 195.
339
00:13:47,165 --> 00:13:49,482
No, no, no, no.
340
00:13:49,483 --> 00:13:51,368
Cash okay?
341
00:13:53,338 --> 00:13:54,946
And then she picked up my babies,
342
00:13:54,947 --> 00:13:56,222
one on each hip,
343
00:13:56,223 --> 00:13:58,116
and she whispered into their ears
344
00:13:58,117 --> 00:14:01,678
and they both stopped
crying immediately,
345
00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:03,680
and I was like,
346
00:14:03,681 --> 00:14:04,898
"Damn.
347
00:14:04,899 --> 00:14:07,959
This crazy Russian is magical."
348
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:11,137
I knew then that I wanted
her in my life forever.
349
00:14:11,138 --> 00:14:14,049
And, Mrs. Fisher, when
did you first realize
350
00:14:14,050 --> 00:14:15,634
you were in love with Mrs. Fisher?
351
00:14:15,635 --> 00:14:16,885
Oh, first time I saw her.
352
00:14:16,886 --> 00:14:18,553
We were in bar where we work.
353
00:14:18,554 --> 00:14:21,031
This thing happened... speaking Russian.
354
00:14:21,032 --> 00:14:23,308
It's when your eyes, they
climb onto your head.
355
00:14:23,309 --> 00:14:24,818
This happened to me.
356
00:14:24,819 --> 00:14:26,586
Well, your individual
interview answers line up
357
00:14:26,587 --> 00:14:28,154
for the most part
358
00:14:28,155 --> 00:14:30,690
and your joint interview has
been shockingly credible.
359
00:14:30,691 --> 00:14:32,567
I've been at this job eight years.
360
00:14:32,568 --> 00:14:34,194
Never seen a setup quite like this.
361
00:14:34,195 --> 00:14:36,321
So did we pass?
362
00:14:36,322 --> 00:14:37,906
Well, I don't buy a word of it,
363
00:14:37,907 --> 00:14:40,433
but so far I don't have any
evidence to the contrary.
364
00:14:40,434 --> 00:14:42,219
I'll review your documents,
365
00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:43,995
follow through with family and friends.
366
00:14:43,996 --> 00:14:46,248
I'll make a few more follow-up visits.
367
00:14:46,249 --> 00:14:48,725
Can't wait to see how far
you ladies take this.
368
00:14:50,277 --> 00:14:52,846
People are pretty swell around here.
369
00:14:52,847 --> 00:14:54,756
I don't hire assholes.
370
00:14:54,757 --> 00:14:56,424
'Cept for this guy.
371
00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:58,384
Oh, don't let her near your lunch.
372
00:14:58,385 --> 00:15:00,553
She goes apeshit over salty snacks.
373
00:15:00,554 --> 00:15:02,514
Listen up, crew!
374
00:15:02,515 --> 00:15:05,183
This is Ian Gallagher, our new trainee.
375
00:15:05,184 --> 00:15:07,686
The only person besides
me to get a perfect score
376
00:15:07,687 --> 00:15:09,696
on both the written and the practical.
377
00:15:09,697 --> 00:15:11,081
- Ooh!
- Act civilized
378
00:15:11,082 --> 00:15:13,441
so he'll stick around.
379
00:15:13,442 --> 00:15:16,402
Uh, label and date your food, please.
380
00:15:16,403 --> 00:15:18,738
This is your locker. Uniform's inside.
381
00:15:18,739 --> 00:15:20,031
Doesn't fit, let me know.
382
00:15:20,032 --> 00:15:21,307
Napping cots around back,
383
00:15:21,308 --> 00:15:22,759
and, uh, we'll hit the wagon
384
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,369
in about 20 for rig check.
385
00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:25,729
Don't be late.
386
00:15:42,147 --> 00:15:45,807
Hey, hey. I, uh, got you a redeye.
387
00:15:45,808 --> 00:15:47,634
Looks like you could use a kick,
388
00:15:47,635 --> 00:15:51,288
but you might want to, uh...
389
00:15:52,606 --> 00:15:54,007
Listen, I, uh, prepped some notes
390
00:15:54,008 --> 00:15:57,294
for your lecture later
on scale relativity,
391
00:15:57,295 --> 00:16:01,573
and, uh, here are some
of the take-home quizzes
392
00:16:01,574 --> 00:16:02,966
for next week.
393
00:16:02,967 --> 00:16:05,802
You know, some other shit
I was supposed to do.
394
00:16:05,803 --> 00:16:08,138
That all?
395
00:16:08,139 --> 00:16:12,167
No. Uh...
396
00:16:12,168 --> 00:16:16,296
No, I wanted to apologize...
397
00:16:16,297 --> 00:16:20,091
you know, for... saying that vile shit
398
00:16:20,092 --> 00:16:21,985
uh, about your...
399
00:16:21,986 --> 00:16:24,437
Your family and stuff.
400
00:16:24,438 --> 00:16:27,807
I was in a really bad
place, and I really...
401
00:16:27,808 --> 00:16:30,852
Papers in my box need grading.
402
00:16:30,853 --> 00:16:33,021
Thanks.
403
00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:55,210
You're invitin' people you
barely know to my wedding.
404
00:16:55,211 --> 00:16:57,637
I know their characters,
not their stats.
405
00:16:57,638 --> 00:16:59,906
How many folks ya think Sean'll want?
406
00:16:59,907 --> 00:17:02,208
Uh, his kid,
407
00:17:02,209 --> 00:17:05,220
uh, a couple Patsy's people,
some people from AA.
408
00:17:05,221 --> 00:17:08,698
Hey, I need ya to count
that paper stock.
409
00:17:08,699 --> 00:17:10,200
Well, that's a whole buncha names.
410
00:17:10,201 --> 00:17:11,893
I'm an esteemed member
of this community.
411
00:17:11,894 --> 00:17:13,519
The marriage of my eldest daughter
412
00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,813
is a notable event.
413
00:17:14,814 --> 00:17:16,815
Ya gonna charge a cover?
414
00:17:18,592 --> 00:17:20,819
When you're knee-deep in
brand-new kitchen appliances
415
00:17:20,820 --> 00:17:22,487
with matching flatware,
416
00:17:22,488 --> 00:17:26,549
I'll be expecting a
thoughtfully worded apology.
417
00:17:26,550 --> 00:17:29,994
- I'll go ring up your bill.
- Okay, reception.
418
00:17:29,995 --> 00:17:31,996
I know this cozy restaurant.
It's great food.
419
00:17:31,997 --> 00:17:33,665
It's got private rooms.
420
00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:35,417
You like Brazilian?
421
00:17:35,418 --> 00:17:38,086
- Where's the money coming from?
- Irrelevant.
422
00:17:38,087 --> 00:17:41,214
This is about your smile as
you dance the night away.
423
00:17:41,215 --> 00:17:42,590
I don't get it.
424
00:17:42,591 --> 00:17:44,768
This sudden interest in my happiness?
425
00:17:48,907 --> 00:17:50,390
I can't stop thinking about
426
00:17:50,391 --> 00:17:52,909
that infant Deb squirted
out on my kitchen table.
427
00:17:52,910 --> 00:17:55,378
I fucking missed it.
428
00:17:57,132 --> 00:17:59,691
I'm tired of missing stuff.
429
00:17:59,692 --> 00:18:01,526
Okay, we'll check out
430
00:18:01,527 --> 00:18:03,420
the Brazilian joint tomorrow morning.
431
00:18:03,421 --> 00:18:05,071
Come on, Liam.
432
00:18:05,072 --> 00:18:08,241
Oxygen tanks are full,
defib has fresh batteries,
433
00:18:08,242 --> 00:18:09,951
gas is at 90%.
434
00:18:09,952 --> 00:18:11,428
- Linens?
- Right there.
435
00:18:11,429 --> 00:18:13,204
- Restraints?
- Are in the gurney.
436
00:18:13,205 --> 00:18:15,982
- What's left?
- Can't think of anything.
437
00:18:15,983 --> 00:18:18,101
Aw, jeez, what'd I miss?
438
00:18:21,213 --> 00:18:24,382
Ah... it's a kick, huh?
439
00:18:24,383 --> 00:18:26,634
I remember my first time
flippin' that switch.
440
00:18:26,635 --> 00:18:28,052
My heart skipped.
441
00:18:28,053 --> 00:18:31,764
I was like, "I'm here," you know?
442
00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:33,975
You make it a habit, and make it quick.
443
00:18:33,976 --> 00:18:35,452
One of the top five rookie errors
444
00:18:35,453 --> 00:18:37,395
is taking too long with rig check.
445
00:18:37,396 --> 00:18:38,646
What are the other four?
446
00:18:38,647 --> 00:18:40,457
Being too detailed in your reports,
447
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:42,150
using a bag valve mask improperly,
448
00:18:42,151 --> 00:18:43,626
not learning the names of your patients,
449
00:18:43,627 --> 00:18:45,445
and not going out to
drinks with the crew
450
00:18:45,446 --> 00:18:46,779
after your first shift.
451
00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:49,240
You will be counting on these people.
452
00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:50,825
You gotta build trust.
453
00:18:50,826 --> 00:18:52,911
Station 14 Card 28. Stroke.
454
00:18:52,912 --> 00:18:54,854
Patient is non-responsive. Can you copy?
455
00:18:54,855 --> 00:18:56,956
- Go ahead.
- Station 14 copy.
456
00:18:56,957 --> 00:18:58,124
Standing by for 10-20.
457
00:18:58,125 --> 00:18:59,258
It's a nursing home call.
458
00:18:59,259 --> 00:19:01,127
We get about five per day.
459
00:19:01,128 --> 00:19:02,628
Meet you later for drinks.
460
00:19:02,629 --> 00:19:04,764
- Hey, bring your girlfriend.
- I'm gay.
461
00:19:04,765 --> 00:19:07,317
Well, bring your boyfriend.
No one gives a shit.
462
00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:09,302
Have fun with the grannies.
463
00:19:18,779 --> 00:19:20,480
And here comes the hand-o-saurus,
464
00:19:20,481 --> 00:19:21,814
goin' from your nose,
465
00:19:21,815 --> 00:19:23,858
way down to your toes.
466
00:19:23,859 --> 00:19:26,361
- I got your toes.
- Jeez, I suck at this.
467
00:19:26,362 --> 00:19:28,121
- What subject?
- English.
468
00:19:28,122 --> 00:19:30,173
Personal essay based
on The Hero's Journey.
469
00:19:30,174 --> 00:19:31,616
Wow, that's like college level.
470
00:19:31,617 --> 00:19:33,159
We didn't do that till freshman year.
471
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,620
Ugh, yeah, this is so much
harder than regular English.
472
00:19:35,621 --> 00:19:37,180
It's like they want us to fail.
473
00:19:37,181 --> 00:19:38,848
What the hell is a call to adventure?
474
00:19:38,849 --> 00:19:41,167
That would be when you got pregnant.
475
00:19:41,168 --> 00:19:42,502
Oh.
476
00:19:42,503 --> 00:19:44,212
- So where am I now?
- Resurrection.
477
00:19:44,213 --> 00:19:45,905
When the hero gets tested at home.
478
00:19:45,906 --> 00:19:47,357
Hmm.
479
00:19:47,358 --> 00:19:49,217
- God, you're smart.
- Are you testing Mommy?
480
00:19:49,218 --> 00:19:51,219
Are you testing Mommy?
Yes, you are, come here.
481
00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:53,471
I knew it wouldn't be easy, but...
482
00:19:53,472 --> 00:19:55,139
everything terrifies me.
483
00:19:55,140 --> 00:19:58,184
SIDS, jaundice, germs, reflux...
484
00:19:58,185 --> 00:19:59,644
I keep a mirror by my bed
485
00:19:59,645 --> 00:20:01,396
and check her breath ten times a night.
486
00:20:01,397 --> 00:20:04,482
Brrrr! Good God, it's cold out there.
487
00:20:04,483 --> 00:20:07,318
All right, we did
pretty good today, hey!
488
00:20:07,319 --> 00:20:09,404
Go change your clothes. Whoo.
489
00:20:09,405 --> 00:20:11,497
Oh, ho, we get to touch her now?
490
00:20:11,498 --> 00:20:13,600
- Hey, you...
- Stop, you're filthy!
491
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,703
- Have you talked to Derek?
- Not yet.
492
00:20:17,704 --> 00:20:19,080
I keep hoping he'll call.
493
00:20:19,081 --> 00:20:20,748
- What about his parents?
- No.
494
00:20:20,749 --> 00:20:23,167
- They hate me, screw 'em.
- Scandalous.
495
00:20:23,168 --> 00:20:25,395
What kind of a man turns
his back on his family?
496
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:26,671
What's their name again?
497
00:20:26,672 --> 00:20:28,881
Delgado.
498
00:20:28,882 --> 00:20:30,233
Come here, you.
499
00:20:30,234 --> 00:20:31,759
- Come here.
- Careful!
500
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,512
Hello, little Miss
Gallagher, how are you?
501
00:20:34,513 --> 00:20:37,015
How are you? Whoa, whoa.
502
00:20:37,016 --> 00:20:38,391
It's your grandpa.
503
00:20:38,392 --> 00:20:39,934
Yes, it is.
504
00:20:39,935 --> 00:20:42,579
Gotta start pinching
pennies around here.
505
00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:46,441
Diapers are like 30 bucks,
and formula's like 25 a box.
506
00:20:46,442 --> 00:20:48,585
- Well, why formula?
- I told him to get it.
507
00:20:48,586 --> 00:20:50,194
- I breastfeed.
- Yeah.
508
00:20:50,195 --> 00:20:51,613
Well, Fiona said that you
might need to supplement.
509
00:20:51,614 --> 00:20:53,573
Well, Fiona can suck a turd.
510
00:20:53,574 --> 00:20:54,949
If she had her way, Franny
511
00:20:54,950 --> 00:20:56,534
would be a blood clot
splattered at the bottom
512
00:20:56,535 --> 00:20:59,912
of a trash can at some clinic.
513
00:20:59,913 --> 00:21:01,431
You're not falling for Frank's
514
00:21:01,432 --> 00:21:03,433
"father of the bride" shtick, are ya?
515
00:21:03,434 --> 00:21:04,959
Nothing to fall for.
516
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,211
Well, from here, it
looks like ya might be.
517
00:21:07,212 --> 00:21:09,297
I'm not letting him in.
I'm letting him pay.
518
00:21:09,298 --> 00:21:10,940
There's a big difference.
519
00:21:10,941 --> 00:21:12,425
Just don't want you to
be disappointed again.
520
00:21:12,426 --> 00:21:15,445
Frank has let me down my entire life.
521
00:21:15,446 --> 00:21:16,471
This will be no different.
522
00:21:16,472 --> 00:21:17,597
I just wanna watch him fake
523
00:21:17,598 --> 00:21:19,057
like he's a human for a while.
524
00:21:19,058 --> 00:21:20,808
- For fun.
- Yeah, fun.
525
00:21:20,809 --> 00:21:22,644
Whoo-hoo.
526
00:21:22,645 --> 00:21:25,063
Ok, let's make a bet.
527
00:21:25,064 --> 00:21:27,290
How long till Frank bails?
I give it two days.
528
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:28,458
One.
529
00:21:28,459 --> 00:21:29,959
If that.
530
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,154
If I win, you have to go down on me
531
00:21:33,155 --> 00:21:35,490
every night for a week.
532
00:21:35,491 --> 00:21:37,116
Hmm.
533
00:21:37,117 --> 00:21:40,328
And if you lose?
534
00:21:40,329 --> 00:21:42,805
Same deal.
535
00:21:42,806 --> 00:21:46,292
You drive a hard bargain, Gallagher.
536
00:21:46,293 --> 00:21:48,294
- He didn't buy any of it?
- Not one word.
537
00:21:48,295 --> 00:21:49,504
Well, when is he coming back?
538
00:21:49,505 --> 00:21:51,339
Could be tomorrow, next week.
539
00:21:51,340 --> 00:21:52,982
I'm gonna break my neck
flying down those stairs
540
00:21:52,983 --> 00:21:54,342
like that again.
541
00:21:54,343 --> 00:21:56,260
Maybe you should just stay down there.
542
00:21:56,261 --> 00:21:57,845
Are you serious?
543
00:21:57,846 --> 00:22:00,348
Not worth breaking bones over.
544
00:22:00,349 --> 00:22:01,349
This is some bullshit.
545
00:22:01,350 --> 00:22:03,101
You know, I hope Svetlana
546
00:22:03,102 --> 00:22:05,662
really appreciates what
we're doing for her.
547
00:22:05,663 --> 00:22:07,647
What about us appreciating her?
548
00:22:07,648 --> 00:22:09,332
You know that woman
speaks four languages
549
00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,484
and can play the accordion blindfolded?
550
00:22:11,485 --> 00:22:13,361
And her childhood was completely fucked.
551
00:22:13,362 --> 00:22:17,115
She could tell you stories that
would turn your hair white.
552
00:22:17,116 --> 00:22:19,367
We're lucky to have her.
553
00:22:19,368 --> 00:22:21,369
She's so mysterious.
554
00:22:21,370 --> 00:22:22,787
She's like the sphinx.
555
00:22:22,788 --> 00:22:24,697
Part-cat, part whatever-the-fuck.
556
00:22:28,711 --> 00:22:30,128
All right.
557
00:22:30,129 --> 00:22:31,537
Guess I'll head down.
558
00:22:31,538 --> 00:22:34,023
Hey. It's only temporary, baby.
559
00:22:34,024 --> 00:22:35,508
Yeah, I know.
560
00:22:35,509 --> 00:22:38,970
It still blows.
561
00:22:38,971 --> 00:22:39,971
Good night.
562
00:22:39,972 --> 00:22:42,724
Good night.
563
00:22:53,878 --> 00:22:55,545
Mr. Delgado.
564
00:22:55,546 --> 00:22:58,197
You wouldn't happen to have a
son named Derek, would ya?
565
00:22:58,198 --> 00:23:00,366
- Why?
- I'm the father
566
00:23:00,367 --> 00:23:02,160
of the underage girl he knocked up.
567
00:23:02,161 --> 00:23:05,705
Remember her? Cute, freckled, redhead?
568
00:23:05,706 --> 00:23:08,374
The girl your 17-year-old son abandoned
569
00:23:08,375 --> 00:23:11,377
when she told him she
was gonna have his kid?
570
00:23:11,378 --> 00:23:13,504
Derek didn't want her to have that kid.
571
00:23:13,505 --> 00:23:14,847
Well, she had it anyway.
572
00:23:14,848 --> 00:23:17,883
Woman's right to choose and all that.
573
00:23:17,884 --> 00:23:21,053
And, boy, is that little
thing cute as a button.
574
00:23:21,054 --> 00:23:23,906
But she can work up some bills.
575
00:23:23,907 --> 00:23:25,224
Be nice to get some help.
576
00:23:25,225 --> 00:23:26,792
Did I mention my daughter's underage?
577
00:23:26,793 --> 00:23:28,578
What do you want?
578
00:23:28,579 --> 00:23:31,414
Money, obviously.
579
00:23:33,917 --> 00:23:36,102
You know, we could
sound-proof the walls.
580
00:23:36,103 --> 00:23:37,779
Yeah, or buy earplugs?
581
00:23:37,780 --> 00:23:40,239
Or figure out how to get
more food into that baby.
582
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,575
Has she let any one of you hold her yet?
583
00:23:42,576 --> 00:23:45,286
- Yeah.
- Both of you?
584
00:23:45,287 --> 00:23:46,871
- Yeah.
- Gang's all here.
585
00:23:46,872 --> 00:23:48,914
Must be "infant fucked us o'clock."
586
00:23:48,915 --> 00:23:50,383
3 a.m.
587
00:23:50,384 --> 00:23:51,984
Hey, did you use my
toothbrush last night?
588
00:23:51,985 --> 00:23:54,086
- Which one's yours?
- The light blue one.
589
00:23:54,087 --> 00:23:55,921
No.
590
00:23:55,922 --> 00:23:57,465
Let me be perfectly clear.
591
00:23:57,466 --> 00:23:58,966
Don't take my underwear.
592
00:23:58,967 --> 00:24:01,611
Don't use my toothbrush.
Don't wear my boots.
593
00:24:01,612 --> 00:24:03,262
Hey, if it's under this roof,
594
00:24:03,263 --> 00:24:05,306
it's fair game, dem's da rules.
595
00:24:05,307 --> 00:24:07,308
If you don't like it,
there's a door right there,
596
00:24:07,309 --> 00:24:08,785
and we have another one right here.
597
00:24:08,786 --> 00:24:11,229
All right, Frank.
598
00:24:11,230 --> 00:24:12,121
Hey-o.
599
00:24:12,122 --> 00:24:13,397
- Yo!
- Hey!
600
00:24:13,398 --> 00:24:14,982
- You made it!
- Yeah, of course.
601
00:24:14,983 --> 00:24:16,984
I'm not gonna miss an
old-school Gallagher blowout.
602
00:24:16,985 --> 00:24:18,486
- Aw.
- Thanks for texting.
603
00:24:18,487 --> 00:24:20,112
Mmm. Yeah.
604
00:24:20,113 --> 00:24:21,964
- What's the occasion?
- Uh, Deb's kid.
605
00:24:21,965 --> 00:24:24,158
- It's gonna be a long night.
- Another long night.
606
00:24:24,159 --> 00:24:25,576
How was your first day at work?
607
00:24:25,577 --> 00:24:27,953
Eh, a little hectic, but I did good.
608
00:24:27,954 --> 00:24:30,322
- And how's the firefighter?
- When do we get to meet him?
609
00:24:30,323 --> 00:24:31,974
- Ian!
- Oh, look who's here, hey!
610
00:24:31,975 --> 00:24:34,477
Oh, there she is, here. Put
that out, put that out.
611
00:24:34,478 --> 00:24:36,921
Look at this! Oh, my God.
612
00:24:36,922 --> 00:24:39,257
She heard you laughing
and wanted to say hi.
613
00:24:39,258 --> 00:24:41,484
Hey, lady. She is a beauty.
614
00:24:41,485 --> 00:24:43,820
Hey.
615
00:24:43,821 --> 00:24:45,513
Hello, lady.
616
00:24:45,514 --> 00:24:46,931
- Oh.
- Her neck, her neck.
617
00:24:46,932 --> 00:24:48,641
Support the neck. She's delicate.
618
00:24:48,642 --> 00:24:50,351
Let's head up. Come on.
619
00:24:50,352 --> 00:24:52,186
Deb, she's so sweet.
620
00:24:52,187 --> 00:24:53,663
- I love the hair, don't you?
- She's been so fussy.
621
00:24:53,664 --> 00:24:55,606
Got a head of hair on her already.
622
00:24:55,607 --> 00:24:57,500
Look out, boys, here she comes.
623
00:24:57,501 --> 00:24:59,610
Oh, my God, she's a Gallagher.
624
00:24:59,611 --> 00:25:01,620
Hey. Hi there.
625
00:25:47,159 --> 00:25:49,218
Morning. Where's Fiona?
626
00:25:49,219 --> 00:25:50,536
Aren't you a bottle of bubbles?
627
00:25:50,537 --> 00:25:52,204
She left early with Frank.
628
00:25:52,205 --> 00:25:54,056
Trying to set a good example for Franny.
629
00:25:54,057 --> 00:25:56,208
When life gets tough, you
smack on a smile your face
630
00:25:56,209 --> 00:25:57,894
and face the day.
631
00:25:57,895 --> 00:25:59,337
Morning, Carl. Did you buy eggs?
632
00:25:59,338 --> 00:26:01,898
I can make us up a scramble.
633
00:26:01,899 --> 00:26:03,007
Lip, you want eggs?
634
00:26:04,176 --> 00:26:06,010
Morning, baby.
635
00:26:09,765 --> 00:26:13,351
Rise and shine, Ian, I'm making eggs!
636
00:26:13,352 --> 00:26:17,605
How is she so fucking perky?
637
00:26:17,606 --> 00:26:21,192
Overactive adrenal gland
from sleep deprivation.
638
00:26:21,193 --> 00:26:23,269
Think she's headed for a major crash.
639
00:26:23,270 --> 00:26:25,029
Got clippers anywhere?
640
00:26:25,030 --> 00:26:27,865
- Why, you wanna cut your hair?
- Want something more cop-like.
641
00:26:27,866 --> 00:26:29,141
I mean, I'll look.
642
00:26:31,428 --> 00:26:33,095
Fuck you, Frank!
643
00:26:43,241 --> 00:26:44,723
Who would do this?
644
00:26:44,724 --> 00:26:46,217
The lady he gave genital warts to.
645
00:26:46,218 --> 00:26:48,594
Or one of G-dawg's boys.
646
00:26:48,595 --> 00:26:50,429
Shit, could have been
647
00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:52,615
that blind bookie Frank
screwed over last spring.
648
00:26:52,616 --> 00:26:54,809
- So this is normal?
- Everybody hates Frank.
649
00:26:54,810 --> 00:26:57,102
- It could have hit Franny!
- It's okay, Debs.
650
00:26:57,103 --> 00:26:58,729
Nah. No, it's not "okay."
651
00:26:58,730 --> 00:27:00,790
You should stop making
yourselves fine with this shit.
652
00:27:00,791 --> 00:27:03,609
Set a fucking boundary.
653
00:27:03,610 --> 00:27:06,512
You're not helpless. You
know, it's your house too.
654
00:27:08,740 --> 00:27:12,451
50, 55 people will be around 4,000.
655
00:27:12,452 --> 00:27:15,496
Includes hot buffet,
salads, hors d'oeuvres,
656
00:27:15,497 --> 00:27:17,164
tables, dance floor, and P.A.
657
00:27:17,165 --> 00:27:18,791
We charge extra for booze.
658
00:27:18,792 --> 00:27:20,334
But you may bring your own.
659
00:27:20,335 --> 00:27:22,645
Oh, Pop can scrape that
together overnight.
660
00:27:22,646 --> 00:27:23,963
Right, Pop?
661
00:27:23,964 --> 00:27:25,798
Four grand is not
begging-with-Liam money.
662
00:27:25,799 --> 00:27:28,467
Four grand is selling-Liam money.
663
00:27:28,468 --> 00:27:30,469
Well, pony up. The lady's waiting.
664
00:27:30,470 --> 00:27:33,138
Listen. I did my best, but there...
665
00:27:33,139 --> 00:27:34,682
There was no way that they could...
666
00:27:34,683 --> 00:27:36,517
Yeah, Sean totally called it.
667
00:27:36,518 --> 00:27:38,494
Sorry to have wasted your
time. Thank you so much.
668
00:27:38,495 --> 00:27:40,980
Now listen, I was going
to say, I did my best
669
00:27:40,981 --> 00:27:43,782
to get 'em to give me bigger bills,
670
00:27:43,783 --> 00:27:46,502
but it was late, and he was running low.
671
00:27:57,515 --> 00:27:59,498
What the hell was that
you pulled last night?
672
00:27:59,499 --> 00:28:00,791
We're married.
673
00:28:00,792 --> 00:28:02,351
Married couples have sex.
674
00:28:02,352 --> 00:28:05,046
Oh, you gonna act like
this a real thing now?
675
00:28:05,047 --> 00:28:07,706
You prefer to act like your
seven orgasms were not?
676
00:28:07,707 --> 00:28:10,301
Seven. Damn, I lost count.
677
00:28:10,302 --> 00:28:12,011
Look, I know you feel like you
owe us for what we did but...
678
00:28:12,012 --> 00:28:13,863
I owe nothing.
679
00:28:13,864 --> 00:28:16,682
I take what I want when I want it.
680
00:28:16,683 --> 00:28:19,143
You could stop me.
681
00:28:19,144 --> 00:28:20,369
I love Kevin.
682
00:28:20,370 --> 00:28:21,896
I'm not gonna fuck it up again.
683
00:28:21,897 --> 00:28:23,397
A woman can have romantic feelings
684
00:28:23,398 --> 00:28:24,874
for more than one person.
685
00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:28,611
She loves two children
at once, two friends...
686
00:28:30,214 --> 00:28:33,824
We play pool now.
687
00:28:33,825 --> 00:28:36,577
- Don't lock that.
- I take pool very seriously.
688
00:28:36,578 --> 00:28:37,828
I have a business to run.
689
00:28:37,829 --> 00:28:39,055
One game.
690
00:28:39,056 --> 00:28:40,539
It's slow.
691
00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:43,392
Okay. Fine.
692
00:28:43,393 --> 00:28:45,252
Of pool, an actual game.
693
00:28:45,253 --> 00:28:47,279
With holes and balls and shit.
694
00:28:50,568 --> 00:28:52,009
No balls.
695
00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:53,594
Maybe holes.
696
00:29:08,970 --> 00:29:09,969
Yo.
697
00:29:12,256 --> 00:29:14,256
- When you need 'em by?
- A week ago.
698
00:29:14,257 --> 00:29:15,891
Gotcha.
699
00:29:21,899 --> 00:29:23,541
Hey, look, uh, how long do you plan on
700
00:29:23,542 --> 00:29:26,127
putting me through this shit?
701
00:29:26,128 --> 00:29:28,104
You need a date?
702
00:29:28,105 --> 00:29:29,939
Just curious.
703
00:29:35,246 --> 00:29:37,429
I understand you feel misused.
704
00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:40,808
I tend to bristle when accused
of abusing my position.
705
00:29:40,809 --> 00:29:42,451
But if you feel like you're
the one pushing the boulder
706
00:29:42,452 --> 00:29:44,395
up the hill while I carry the pebble,
707
00:29:44,396 --> 00:29:45,980
that's a problem.
708
00:29:45,981 --> 00:29:48,149
Bottom line: you and I
have boundary issues.
709
00:29:48,150 --> 00:29:49,150
My fault, probably.
710
00:29:49,151 --> 00:29:50,901
Moving forward,
711
00:29:50,902 --> 00:29:55,781
I'd like us to err on the
side of professionalism.
712
00:29:55,782 --> 00:29:57,158
What the fuck's that mean?
713
00:29:57,159 --> 00:29:58,801
It means you keep your shit to yourself.
714
00:29:58,802 --> 00:30:01,971
Helene, your dick, the
sorority parties, all of it.
715
00:30:01,972 --> 00:30:03,956
And I'll do the same.
716
00:30:03,957 --> 00:30:05,624
I'm your employer, not your daddy
717
00:30:05,625 --> 00:30:08,252
or your girlfriend or your therapist.
718
00:30:08,253 --> 00:30:09,962
Also, don't put me in
the awkward position
719
00:30:09,963 --> 00:30:13,149
of having to decide whether to
terminate your scholarship.
720
00:30:13,150 --> 00:30:15,676
Do your job, I'll do mine.
721
00:30:15,677 --> 00:30:17,319
Sound good?
722
00:30:33,504 --> 00:30:35,988
"Ventures into region of challenged..."
723
00:30:38,366 --> 00:30:40,676
Hey. Shh...
724
00:30:57,578 --> 00:31:00,863
"Ventures into a region of wonder.
725
00:31:03,868 --> 00:31:05,668
Gets challenged..."
726
00:31:25,439 --> 00:31:27,164
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey!
727
00:31:27,165 --> 00:31:28,582
You're not gonna believe this.
728
00:31:28,583 --> 00:31:31,543
Frank just forked over $1,000 in cash
729
00:31:31,544 --> 00:31:33,504
for my reception.
730
00:31:33,505 --> 00:31:35,231
- Are you fucking serious?
- Yeah, I know.
731
00:31:35,232 --> 00:31:37,341
It's insane!
732
00:31:37,342 --> 00:31:38,842
That piece of shit.
733
00:31:38,843 --> 00:31:40,552
I mean, you don't...
734
00:31:40,553 --> 00:31:43,388
You don't just decide when
you get to be a father.
735
00:31:43,389 --> 00:31:44,907
Ah, w... that's Frank for ya.
736
00:31:44,908 --> 00:31:46,600
No, I mean what's the fucking point?
737
00:31:46,601 --> 00:31:48,769
I mean, why even have kids
738
00:31:48,770 --> 00:31:50,579
if you can't stick by them
739
00:31:50,580 --> 00:31:52,273
when shit falls apart, or like...
740
00:31:52,274 --> 00:31:55,251
Like if you're the fucking
reason, I mean...
741
00:31:55,252 --> 00:31:58,195
You know, all these old
narcissistic fucking alcoholics
742
00:31:58,196 --> 00:32:00,281
should just crawl in a
hole and fucking die.
743
00:32:00,282 --> 00:32:02,407
Wow, that's dark.
744
00:32:02,408 --> 00:32:04,276
I-I thought you'd think
it was kind of funny.
745
00:32:04,277 --> 00:32:05,869
Well, I guess I'm not in the mood.
746
00:32:05,870 --> 00:32:08,122
- Something going on?
- No.
747
00:32:08,123 --> 00:32:10,249
Nothing, I just...
748
00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:13,377
I didn't get any sleep. I was up...
749
00:32:13,378 --> 00:32:15,754
It was a rough morning. Look,
I gotta get this, uh...
750
00:32:15,755 --> 00:32:17,106
Some work done.
751
00:32:17,107 --> 00:32:18,632
Are you coming home for dinner later?
752
00:32:18,633 --> 00:32:20,801
No. No, I got class tonight.
753
00:32:20,802 --> 00:32:22,094
Well, I'm on my way into the church
754
00:32:22,095 --> 00:32:23,595
to drop off my marriage license,
755
00:32:23,596 --> 00:32:25,306
but I'm free after.
756
00:32:25,307 --> 00:32:26,298
You sure you don't wanna talk...
757
00:32:26,299 --> 00:32:27,391
Yeah, I got to go.
758
00:32:27,392 --> 00:32:28,834
Later.
759
00:32:58,481 --> 00:33:00,299
Your new liver can
handle all that, Frank?
760
00:33:00,300 --> 00:33:02,009
I'm celebrating, God damn it.
761
00:33:02,010 --> 00:33:04,486
I love the weight of this in my hand.
762
00:33:04,487 --> 00:33:06,764
- Oh, yeah? What's the occasion?
- Fatherhood.
763
00:33:06,765 --> 00:33:10,851
I did something selfless,
and I feel spectacular.
764
00:33:10,852 --> 00:33:12,436
Paying for shit you're
supposed to pay for
765
00:33:12,437 --> 00:33:13,854
doesn't make you Jesus.
766
00:33:13,855 --> 00:33:15,497
It does if you've committed your life
767
00:33:15,498 --> 00:33:16,982
to sticking it to the man.
768
00:33:16,983 --> 00:33:20,277
I exist on the fringes of society.
769
00:33:20,278 --> 00:33:22,171
I live by the code of the dragon.
770
00:33:22,172 --> 00:33:24,531
Bank-rolling a wedding...
771
00:33:24,532 --> 00:33:26,959
It's downright heroic.
772
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,869
So I wake babies from nap,
773
00:33:28,870 --> 00:33:31,180
I bring them home, and I cook dinner.
774
00:33:31,181 --> 00:33:33,624
Tonight, I make borscht.
775
00:33:33,625 --> 00:33:35,184
It's my babushka's recipe.
776
00:33:35,185 --> 00:33:38,879
A little bacon, a lot of misery.
777
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,714
Sounds amazing.
778
00:33:46,529 --> 00:33:47,830
Come here.
779
00:33:54,205 --> 00:33:57,564
First of all, I love you
with all of my heart,
780
00:33:57,565 --> 00:33:59,041
and I love us.
781
00:33:59,042 --> 00:34:01,485
That's good to know, baby.
I love you too.
782
00:34:01,486 --> 00:34:03,654
Mm. Wow, you smell fantastic.
783
00:34:03,655 --> 00:34:06,498
I'm in a situation.
784
00:34:06,499 --> 00:34:08,033
Svetlana.
785
00:34:08,034 --> 00:34:10,052
We had sex last night.
786
00:34:10,053 --> 00:34:11,912
It was an accident.
787
00:34:11,913 --> 00:34:13,330
Okay.
788
00:34:13,331 --> 00:34:15,207
Is it gonna happen again?
789
00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:17,226
It already did.
790
00:34:17,227 --> 00:34:19,862
Today. O-on purpose.
791
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:26,885
It's not just sex.
792
00:34:26,886 --> 00:34:28,512
Oh, my God.
793
00:34:28,513 --> 00:34:30,222
- Are you a for real lesbo?
- Hell, no.
794
00:34:30,223 --> 00:34:32,683
You still got me dick-whipped, but...
795
00:34:32,684 --> 00:34:34,101
something's going on.
796
00:34:34,102 --> 00:34:36,578
"Something"? What the fuck, V?
797
00:34:36,579 --> 00:34:39,398
I thought you two were bonding
like a couple of regular girls,
798
00:34:39,399 --> 00:34:40,699
not carpet munchers!
799
00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:42,192
We were, and then we weren't.
800
00:34:42,193 --> 00:34:43,610
I'm just as confused as you are.
801
00:34:43,611 --> 00:34:46,738
I'm not confused! I am
fuckin' pissed off.
802
00:34:46,739 --> 00:34:48,699
And strangely turned on.
803
00:34:48,700 --> 00:34:50,534
Which is very confusing.
804
00:34:50,535 --> 00:34:52,761
This is like my worst nightmare
and greatest fantasy
805
00:34:52,762 --> 00:34:53,787
all combined into one.
806
00:34:53,788 --> 00:34:55,931
Oh, my God.
807
00:34:55,932 --> 00:34:57,291
Does she feel the same way about you?
808
00:34:57,292 --> 00:34:58,750
I didn't ask, and honestly,
809
00:34:58,751 --> 00:35:00,127
I don't even know how I feel.
810
00:35:00,128 --> 00:35:01,295
Then why the fuck are you telling me?
811
00:35:01,296 --> 00:35:04,440
Because...
812
00:35:04,441 --> 00:35:06,467
I want to keep doing it.
813
00:35:06,468 --> 00:35:08,627
With her. And with you.
814
00:35:08,628 --> 00:35:12,431
And with you and her together, but...
815
00:35:12,432 --> 00:35:13,949
And I'm not sure what to do about that.
816
00:35:13,950 --> 00:35:15,893
All right, stop.
817
00:35:15,894 --> 00:35:19,813
I need to think about this.
818
00:35:19,814 --> 00:35:21,648
But I have a massive
erection, and I need to wait
819
00:35:21,649 --> 00:35:23,592
for that to go down first.
820
00:35:26,263 --> 00:35:31,183
The Klein-Gordon equation.
821
00:35:35,306 --> 00:35:38,499
The Dirac equation. Mr. Gallagher.
822
00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:40,334
Glad to have you back.
823
00:35:40,335 --> 00:35:44,813
And the free field...
824
00:35:46,484 --> 00:35:51,487
Einstein equation.
825
00:35:51,488 --> 00:35:55,974
Or we could use the
scale relativity theory
826
00:35:55,975 --> 00:35:58,352
to explain the origin
827
00:35:58,353 --> 00:36:00,812
of how wave functions are generated.
828
00:36:00,813 --> 00:36:03,348
You know, like most people do.
829
00:36:05,168 --> 00:36:07,119
That's an option, of course.
830
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:10,197
No, it's the standard, actually.
831
00:36:10,198 --> 00:36:12,366
People stopped using field
theory for this shit
832
00:36:12,367 --> 00:36:14,493
back in the '90s, which is about
833
00:36:14,494 --> 00:36:17,696
when you started pickling your
frontal cortex with Scotch.
834
00:36:22,153 --> 00:36:24,294
Both ways
835
00:36:24,295 --> 00:36:26,838
of reconciling wave functions
are perfectly valid.
836
00:36:26,839 --> 00:36:30,025
Nope. Well, I mean, not anymore.
837
00:36:30,026 --> 00:36:33,303
You know, you should read up on it.
838
00:36:33,304 --> 00:36:34,863
Maybe you'll learn something.
839
00:36:39,203 --> 00:36:40,727
- Excuse us.
- What, what, what?
840
00:36:40,728 --> 00:36:43,897
Fucking what?
841
00:36:43,898 --> 00:36:46,400
You smell like a distillery.
842
00:36:46,401 --> 00:36:48,068
You're losing your shit.
Go home, sober up.
843
00:36:48,069 --> 00:36:50,070
I changed your shirt
844
00:36:50,071 --> 00:36:53,031
when you woke up covered
in your own vomit.
845
00:36:53,032 --> 00:36:55,325
I listened to you bawl your face off
846
00:36:55,326 --> 00:36:59,580
about some student you
fucked eight years ago.
847
00:36:59,581 --> 00:37:01,999
I helped you shave your face
before your faculty meeting
848
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,667
'cause your hand was so fucking shaky.
849
00:37:03,668 --> 00:37:05,043
You need to stop talking now, Lip.
850
00:37:05,044 --> 00:37:06,336
You're doing damage to yourself.
851
00:37:06,337 --> 00:37:08,046
You don't give a shit about me.
852
00:37:08,047 --> 00:37:09,714
You don't give a shit about me,
853
00:37:09,715 --> 00:37:11,416
because you don't have to.
854
00:37:11,417 --> 00:37:13,552
Right, you're just sitting
pretty in your ivory tower,
855
00:37:13,553 --> 00:37:15,679
and I'm a fucking insect
crawling on the wall,
856
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:17,406
till you squash me, right?
857
00:37:17,407 --> 00:37:20,017
What, 'cause that makes you
feel fucking powerful?
858
00:37:20,018 --> 00:37:21,577
'Cause you fucked up your own life,
859
00:37:21,578 --> 00:37:24,605
and you fucking hate yourself for it.
860
00:37:24,606 --> 00:37:26,398
And I was your ticket
out of the gutter, pal.
861
00:37:26,399 --> 00:37:27,774
And you just blew it.
862
00:37:27,775 --> 00:37:29,067
You're officially fucking fired.
863
00:37:29,068 --> 00:37:31,236
Fuck you! Fuck you!
864
00:37:31,237 --> 00:37:33,238
Fuck you! God, God!
865
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:34,281
Fuck you.
866
00:37:34,282 --> 00:37:35,866
Fuck you, fuck!
867
00:37:43,875 --> 00:37:45,917
Okay, wait, so we don't
868
00:37:45,918 --> 00:37:47,878
cut the jacket for IV access?
869
00:37:47,879 --> 00:37:49,963
No, not if it's leather or down.
870
00:37:49,964 --> 00:37:51,798
Leather's too hard to
cut, down, you'll be
871
00:37:51,799 --> 00:37:54,092
pulling feathers out
of the rig for months.
872
00:37:54,093 --> 00:37:56,111
- Got it.
- Nap time.
873
00:37:56,112 --> 00:37:57,804
See you in 20, okay?
874
00:37:57,805 --> 00:37:59,581
Yup.
875
00:38:25,142 --> 00:38:28,168
The results from your
background check came in.
876
00:38:28,169 --> 00:38:30,028
You voluntarily committed yourself
877
00:38:30,029 --> 00:38:31,922
to the Cook County Psych Ward?
878
00:38:31,923 --> 00:38:33,965
I'm on medication now.
879
00:38:33,966 --> 00:38:36,318
For?
880
00:38:36,319 --> 00:38:37,928
Bipolar.
881
00:38:37,929 --> 00:38:40,847
You lied on your application?
882
00:38:40,848 --> 00:38:42,307
I got perfect scores on my exams.
883
00:38:42,308 --> 00:38:44,142
Did you lie on your certification too?
884
00:38:44,143 --> 00:38:47,379
Well, you wouldn't have hired
me if I'd told you the truth.
885
00:38:50,834 --> 00:38:51,816
You're firing me.
886
00:38:51,817 --> 00:38:53,193
I can't have someone
887
00:38:53,194 --> 00:38:55,003
- on my team I don't trust.
- Shit.
888
00:38:55,004 --> 00:38:57,197
It's paperwork, all right?
That shit is meaningless.
889
00:38:57,198 --> 00:38:59,991
We don't allow people
with a documented history
890
00:38:59,992 --> 00:39:02,369
of mental illness to
work here for a reason.
891
00:39:02,370 --> 00:39:04,846
I'm good at my job
because of my illness.
892
00:39:04,847 --> 00:39:07,124
I can stop a bipolar kid from
jumping through a window
893
00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:08,633
on a fucking 26 call.
894
00:39:19,696 --> 00:39:21,888
Debbie?
895
00:39:21,889 --> 00:39:23,749
Debbie?
896
00:39:25,586 --> 00:39:28,203
Yeah.
897
00:39:28,204 --> 00:39:30,313
I dropped her.
898
00:39:30,314 --> 00:39:33,858
I fell asleep, woke up. She
was facedown on the floor.
899
00:39:33,859 --> 00:39:36,378
Okay. Okay, it's okay.
900
00:39:36,379 --> 00:39:40,073
Hey, look. She's fine.
901
00:39:40,074 --> 00:39:42,409
I got you. It's okay, hey.
902
00:39:42,410 --> 00:39:44,661
Not even a scratch.
903
00:39:44,662 --> 00:39:48,081
Look.
904
00:39:48,082 --> 00:39:49,874
She's fine.
905
00:39:49,875 --> 00:39:51,334
Fine, look.
906
00:39:51,335 --> 00:39:55,172
Not even a scratch.
907
00:39:55,173 --> 00:39:56,565
Babies are resilient.
908
00:39:56,566 --> 00:39:58,216
I can't stop her from crying.
909
00:39:58,217 --> 00:40:01,094
I can't even feed her enough.
910
00:40:01,095 --> 00:40:03,263
I'm a terrible mother.
911
00:40:03,264 --> 00:40:05,724
You care so much.
912
00:40:05,725 --> 00:40:07,517
Okay, that's all that she needs.
913
00:40:10,730 --> 00:40:12,189
Come here.
914
00:40:12,190 --> 00:40:14,899
Hey, you're burnin' up.
915
00:40:14,900 --> 00:40:17,736
Does your breast feel tender?
916
00:40:17,737 --> 00:40:20,372
Debs, you got a clogged duct.
917
00:40:20,373 --> 00:40:22,783
Hey. It's okay.
918
00:40:22,784 --> 00:40:25,702
It's okay. It happened
to Monica all the time.
919
00:40:25,703 --> 00:40:28,538
We just need to clear the duct. Okay?
920
00:40:28,539 --> 00:40:31,483
A warm compress and some Ibuprofen.
921
00:40:31,484 --> 00:40:33,218
You'll be all good.
922
00:40:33,219 --> 00:40:37,255
I'll go get a hot water
bottle started, okay?
923
00:40:37,256 --> 00:40:40,942
I got it.
924
00:40:40,943 --> 00:40:42,828
Okay, I'll get Ibuprofen.
925
00:40:48,893 --> 00:40:52,437
Deb. Deb.
926
00:40:52,438 --> 00:40:54,122
She wants her mom.
927
00:40:54,123 --> 00:40:55,624
Go on.
928
00:41:08,972 --> 00:41:10,138
Freezing in here.
929
00:41:10,139 --> 00:41:11,956
Someone leave a window open?
930
00:41:11,957 --> 00:41:13,308
Oh...
931
00:41:15,446 --> 00:41:17,003
Can I talk to you for a second?
932
00:41:17,004 --> 00:41:18,588
Sure thing, son.
933
00:41:18,589 --> 00:41:20,816
Frank, a brick came in
the front window today.
934
00:41:20,817 --> 00:41:22,592
It's addressed to you.
935
00:41:22,593 --> 00:41:24,803
Huh.
936
00:41:24,804 --> 00:41:27,305
Usually they come after the holidays.
937
00:41:27,306 --> 00:41:28,598
You don't see a problem with this?
938
00:41:28,599 --> 00:41:32,102
Well, not if no one got hit.
939
00:41:32,103 --> 00:41:34,979
You know, I thought you
were gonna thank me
940
00:41:34,980 --> 00:41:39,609
for dropping a load of money
on your wedding this morning.
941
00:41:39,610 --> 00:41:41,486
Where'd you get the money?
942
00:41:41,487 --> 00:41:43,864
In an honorable, ethical fashion.
943
00:41:43,865 --> 00:41:47,008
Define "honorable."
944
00:41:47,009 --> 00:41:49,678
Coaxed from an unwilling party.
945
00:41:49,679 --> 00:41:51,663
Define "party."
946
00:41:51,664 --> 00:41:55,375
The parents of the boy
that got Debbie pregnant.
947
00:41:55,376 --> 00:41:58,461
It's amazing what the threat
of a statutory rape charge
948
00:41:58,462 --> 00:42:00,188
will do to make a man
start sweating coins.
949
00:42:00,189 --> 00:42:01,631
You threatened Derek's parents
950
00:42:01,632 --> 00:42:03,550
by accusing their son of statutory rape.
951
00:42:03,551 --> 00:42:04,885
You did what?
952
00:42:04,886 --> 00:42:06,553
Debs!
953
00:42:06,554 --> 00:42:08,196
We need to maintain the upper hand
954
00:42:08,197 --> 00:42:09,848
if we're gonna get him
to keep writing checks.
955
00:42:09,849 --> 00:42:12,200
This is her life. This
is Franny's family.
956
00:42:12,201 --> 00:42:14,060
You know, they're not a
human ATM machine, Frank.
957
00:42:14,061 --> 00:42:17,038
You're taking money from them?
958
00:42:17,039 --> 00:42:19,566
Their son spooged a baby into you
959
00:42:19,567 --> 00:42:20,901
and then flew the coop.
960
00:42:20,902 --> 00:42:22,986
That's abandonment. They owe us!
961
00:42:22,987 --> 00:42:24,654
- He'll never speak to me again!
- Shh, shh.
962
00:42:24,655 --> 00:42:26,489
Okay, hey, calm down, calm down.
963
00:42:26,490 --> 00:42:28,199
Frank told Derek's parents
that he statutory raped me
964
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,385
so he'd give him money.
965
00:42:30,386 --> 00:42:31,386
Really?
966
00:42:31,387 --> 00:42:32,329
Oh, fuck, Frank.
967
00:42:32,330 --> 00:42:33,830
That's a dick move.
968
00:42:33,831 --> 00:42:35,373
It's a move that paid for the deposit
969
00:42:35,374 --> 00:42:36,875
on your restaurant... You're welcome.
970
00:42:36,876 --> 00:42:38,226
Do you hear yourself?
971
00:42:38,227 --> 00:42:40,061
Even when you say you're helping,
972
00:42:40,062 --> 00:42:41,546
it's all about you.
973
00:42:41,547 --> 00:42:43,256
Wind up another brick
through the window...
974
00:42:43,257 --> 00:42:45,717
No problem, no biggie,
it's just my kids' house.
975
00:42:45,718 --> 00:42:47,552
It's...
976
00:42:47,553 --> 00:42:49,404
What's for supper? I'm famished.
977
00:42:49,405 --> 00:42:51,072
Okay. Frank?
978
00:42:51,073 --> 00:42:52,724
You're not paying for our wedding
979
00:42:52,725 --> 00:42:54,184
with your crooked money,
and you're not gonna
980
00:42:54,185 --> 00:42:55,560
ruin her relationship
with her new family,
981
00:42:55,561 --> 00:42:57,187
and you're not gonna smash
982
00:42:57,188 --> 00:42:58,688
Fiona's heart for the 500th time!
983
00:42:58,689 --> 00:43:00,690
Okay, good lord! Enough of this shit.
984
00:43:00,691 --> 00:43:03,360
That's my pork chop!
985
00:43:03,361 --> 00:43:06,755
Excuse me. That's my pork chop.
986
00:43:06,756 --> 00:43:07,948
This is my house.
987
00:43:07,949 --> 00:43:11,534
It's my fucking family.
988
00:43:11,535 --> 00:43:13,912
And yet, you treat 'em like shit.
989
00:43:13,913 --> 00:43:15,914
You don't deserve to walk
your daughter down the aisle.
990
00:43:15,915 --> 00:43:17,248
- Aah!
- Huh?
991
00:43:18,768 --> 00:43:19,751
What, what?
992
00:43:20,986 --> 00:43:21,795
- Stop!
- Stop!
993
00:43:21,796 --> 00:43:22,921
Frank!
994
00:43:25,967 --> 00:43:27,609
- Stop!
- Stop!
995
00:43:27,610 --> 00:43:28,826
Stop this!
996
00:43:28,827 --> 00:43:30,762
Oh, my God! Frank!
997
00:43:30,763 --> 00:43:32,080
- Stop!
- Stop!
998
00:43:35,669 --> 00:43:37,085
Ah... fuck!
999
00:43:39,122 --> 00:43:40,313
Stop! Oh, my God,
1000
00:43:40,314 --> 00:43:43,474
you're gonna fucking kill each other!
1001
00:43:43,475 --> 00:43:45,276
- Frank!
- Mother...
1002
00:43:45,277 --> 00:43:46,820
- Stop!
- Aah!
1003
00:43:46,821 --> 00:43:48,321
Hey!
1004
00:43:48,322 --> 00:43:49,656
- Hey!
- Stop it!
1005
00:43:49,657 --> 00:43:52,133
- Hey!
- Stop!
1006
00:43:59,359 --> 00:44:01,001
Oh, my God, what did you do?
1007
00:44:01,002 --> 00:44:02,427
Chokehold.
1008
00:44:02,428 --> 00:44:03,979
Cops do it.
1009
00:44:06,817 --> 00:44:09,317
Is he breathing?
1010
00:44:09,318 --> 00:44:11,987
Daddy?
1011
00:44:11,988 --> 00:44:13,655
Frank?
1012
00:44:17,476 --> 00:44:19,644
You're a fucking asshole, Frank.
1013
00:44:19,645 --> 00:44:22,188
God! You were doing so great.
1014
00:44:22,189 --> 00:44:23,815
Ya almost pulled it off.
1015
00:44:23,816 --> 00:44:26,609
And then you had to go
fuck it all up again.
1016
00:44:26,610 --> 00:44:28,637
Get the fuck outta here!
1017
00:44:30,891 --> 00:44:32,007
Go!
1018
00:44:51,510 --> 00:44:53,695
What the fuck is wrong with you?
1019
00:44:53,696 --> 00:44:55,196
You're on parole. You wanna go to jail
1020
00:44:55,197 --> 00:44:56,556
for fighting with that fucking asshole?
1021
00:44:56,557 --> 00:44:58,033
I was standing up for you.
1022
00:44:58,034 --> 00:44:59,034
I don't need you to stand up for me.
1023
00:44:59,035 --> 00:45:02,228
I can stand up for myself!
1024
00:45:02,229 --> 00:45:03,980
That's not fucking standing up for me.
1025
00:45:03,981 --> 00:45:05,148
That shit's not about me.
1026
00:45:05,149 --> 00:45:07,650
That's about your fucking ego!
1027
00:45:07,651 --> 00:45:09,986
My heart is not getting shattered.
1028
00:45:09,987 --> 00:45:13,048
I don't have a heart
when it comes to Frank.
1029
00:45:22,726 --> 00:45:25,060
Come on.
1030
00:45:25,061 --> 00:45:26,586
Let's get you cleaned up.
1031
00:45:40,627 --> 00:45:42,727
You like that, motherfucker?
1032
00:45:42,728 --> 00:45:44,228
Oh, you feel that shit?
1033
00:45:44,229 --> 00:45:47,190
Fuck you, Youens!
1034
00:45:47,191 --> 00:45:48,416
Hey!
1035
00:45:48,417 --> 00:45:50,251
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
1036
00:45:53,140 --> 00:45:55,615
♪ You say you want satisfaction ♪
1037
00:45:55,616 --> 00:45:57,575
♪ I said I'll give you reaction ♪
1038
00:45:57,576 --> 00:45:59,202
♪ 'Cause I'm feeling sentimental ♪
1039
00:45:59,203 --> 00:46:00,595
♪ And a bit experimental ♪
1040
00:46:00,596 --> 00:46:03,123
♪ And I wanna see you cry ♪
1041
00:46:03,124 --> 00:46:05,416
♪ Is a smile what you want ♪
1042
00:46:05,417 --> 00:46:07,127
Freeze!
1043
00:46:07,128 --> 00:46:08,603
What the fuck!
1044
00:46:12,826 --> 00:46:16,111
- Get the fuck off me!
- Stop moving!
1045
00:46:16,112 --> 00:46:17,612
Fuck!
1046
00:46:17,613 --> 00:46:19,114
Shit!
1047
00:46:38,468 --> 00:46:40,802
The fuck you looking at?
1048
00:46:40,803 --> 00:46:43,287
Somebody who got his ass
kicked pretty good.
1049
00:46:43,288 --> 00:46:45,473
I was defending my family.
1050
00:46:45,474 --> 00:46:48,143
From what?
1051
00:46:48,144 --> 00:46:51,171
My daughter's fiancé.
1052
00:46:51,172 --> 00:46:54,365
Arrogant fucking dirtbag.
1053
00:46:56,987 --> 00:47:00,346
Struts around like he's
God's gift to mankind.
1054
00:47:00,347 --> 00:47:02,765
Newsflash, buddy.
1055
00:47:02,766 --> 00:47:06,019
You run a garbage-y diner in
a garbage-y part of town.
1056
00:47:06,020 --> 00:47:09,164
Nothing to strut about.
1057
00:47:09,165 --> 00:47:11,691
Man, what I wouldn't give to
see him bounce off the bumper
1058
00:47:11,692 --> 00:47:14,318
of a rig doin' 80.
1059
00:47:14,319 --> 00:47:18,156
Then get pierced by the
wing of a low-flying plane.
1060
00:47:18,157 --> 00:47:22,677
And then butt-fucked by a flock
of Canadian geese.
1061
00:47:23,814 --> 00:47:26,289
- How much?
- How...
1062
00:47:26,290 --> 00:47:28,183
What? How much what?
1063
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:35,048
How much money, dumbshit?
1064
00:47:35,049 --> 00:47:36,524
The fuck are you talking about?
1065
00:47:36,525 --> 00:47:38,301
Hypothetically speaking.
1066
00:47:38,302 --> 00:47:40,028
Say a fella just got canned.
1067
00:47:40,029 --> 00:47:42,864
Eh, like an hour ago.
1068
00:47:42,865 --> 00:47:44,224
Say this same fella,
1069
00:47:44,225 --> 00:47:46,517
he's got no moral issue
1070
00:47:46,518 --> 00:47:48,870
extinguishing the life
of an arrogant dirtbag.
1071
00:47:52,042 --> 00:47:54,150
Go on.
1072
00:47:54,151 --> 00:47:56,986
Now, this newly canned fella
meets an irate guy on a train.
1073
00:47:56,987 --> 00:47:59,714
Irate guy needs a dirtbag taken out.
1074
00:47:59,715 --> 00:48:01,883
How much would he pay for that?
1075
00:48:06,606 --> 00:48:10,917
What if irate guy only has
two grand to his name?
1076
00:48:10,918 --> 00:48:14,229
- In cash?
- Maybe.
1077
00:48:14,230 --> 00:48:16,256
On his person?
1078
00:48:16,257 --> 00:48:19,175
Maybe.
1079
00:48:20,928 --> 00:48:23,454
Canned fella might wanna talk some more.
1080
00:48:27,794 --> 00:48:29,577
This is my stop.
1081
00:48:51,601 --> 00:48:53,293
It's half.
1082
00:48:53,294 --> 00:48:56,796
The other half when it's done.
1083
00:48:56,797 --> 00:48:58,573
"Bruno."
1084
00:49:15,091 --> 00:49:16,774
So...
1085
00:49:16,775 --> 00:49:19,777
Are we gonna have a fuck
schedule or a fuck calendar?
1086
00:49:19,778 --> 00:49:24,132
You see, like, Sunday will be V and Kev.
1087
00:49:24,133 --> 00:49:29,153
Monday will be V and Kev and Svetlana.
1088
00:49:29,154 --> 00:49:32,156
Tuesday, just be V and Svetlana.
1089
00:49:32,157 --> 00:49:33,958
Am I gonna get my own
night with Svetlana?
1090
00:49:33,959 --> 00:49:36,643
Oh, shit, that's awesome.
Oh, date night!
1091
00:49:36,644 --> 00:49:39,597
Am I dating both of you in
addition to fucking you?
1092
00:49:39,598 --> 00:49:41,032
Do we all go on dates together?
1093
00:49:41,033 --> 00:49:43,134
Who's gonna be the third wheel?
1094
00:49:43,135 --> 00:49:44,510
I'm wondering if we should tell people.
1095
00:49:44,511 --> 00:49:47,305
No other dudes. No other dudes.
1096
00:49:47,306 --> 00:49:49,324
Part of me wants to brag, but
the other part's like, whoa,
1097
00:49:49,325 --> 00:49:51,876
this is kinda freaky-deaky.
1098
00:49:51,877 --> 00:49:54,103
Keep it close.
1099
00:49:55,224 --> 00:49:58,834
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