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Look, I have Frank and
Monica as parents,
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even I know how to show up
and turn on a fucking TV.
3
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The fuck happened to you?
4
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First of the month. Pony up.
5
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Fiona's gonna kick me out
unless I can pull my weight.
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Find husband.
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- DEBS: Where's Derek?
- You scared him.
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He doesn't wanna have a baby.
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I've had a hell of a day,
we haven't really spoken in weeks.
10
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You're busy. No time for me and my shit.
11
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Military school changed my life.
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- Fiona, I wanna go to military school.
- You serious?
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Svetlana's been going over our bills
and income from the bar.
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Our yield on gross revenues are shit.
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FIONA: You know that the woman who owns
this place dropped out of high school,
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and now she owns, like,
half the South Side?
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- I'm packing, dummy.
- Fuck, you brought a gun in here?
18
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No, I am a trans man.
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So, you don't have a dick?
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Tinder rocks. Free sex,
any time I want it, no strings attached.
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FRANK: Welcome, new Gallaghers.
Home sweet homeless shelter.
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All in favor of preserving the shelter?
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One local hero
has decided to take a stand.
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- Uh, who're you?
- Dylan Oswald, your new boss.
25
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LIP: You knew that you were
hooking me up with a shady business?
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YOUENS: Is it a crime to rip people off
who're ripping other people off?
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(THEME SONG PLAYING)
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- Hey.
%GRoANs)
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- Hey.
-(CHUCKLES)
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Shit. What time is it?
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SIERRA: Still early.
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(EXHALES)
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Sorry for crashing overnight.
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It's all good.
35
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I gotta jump in the shower
and get ready for work, though.
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Should I wait or, you know,
I could join you or...
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(CHUCKUNG)
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Everybody's gonna be up soon.
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Better if you're not still here.
40
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay.
41
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I don't like a lot of casual guys
hanging around.
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Confuses Lucas.
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Yeah, no, I get that.
44
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(CLEARS THROAT)
45
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I'll see you at the diner later?
46
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Yeah, after my intern gig.
47
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It's the first day back
after the Feds busted us.
48
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So, I have no idea
what I'm walking into.
49
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Sounds fun.
50
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER FROM OUTSIDE)
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(CLATTERING)
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What the hell? (FARTS)
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Sugar, either I'm still high,
or we got company.
54
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What're you doing there, amigo?
55
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Checking the roof, pendejo.
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(DELORES GROANS)
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Oh, God.
58
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Are they throwing us out again?
59
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(WHIMPERS)
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
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- Mr. Gallagher?
- No. Maybe...
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I'm Elena Torres from the Make A Nest
non-profit on Troy Street.
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Your news coverage
has been making quite a stir
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in the social services community.
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Ithas?
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We've got some good news
concerning your housing crisis.
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You... Uh, here.
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Oh, Jesus. Oh, come on!
Hey, hey, get a room, you two.
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Sit, sit.
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(STAMMERING) I'll stand.
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- Yeah.
- Mr. Gallagher,
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perhaps you've heard of Simon Epstein,
the real estate mogul?
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The billionaire who got busted
emailing dick pics?
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Mr. Epstein is actually
a philanthropist for the homeless.
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After seeing you on the news,
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he immediately contacted
our community service organization.
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- You're kicking us out?
- No. No, Mr. Gallagher,
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Simon Epstein purchased this house
for the South Side homeless.
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A billionaire with a bleeding heart
and a big dick bought this place for me?
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Uh, he bought it for all of you.
82
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And he's asked our organization
to manage the property.
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We're getting calls
from corporate interests
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who would like to become sponsors.
85
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Because of your commitment
to the homeless,
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this is now public housing.
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Mr. Epstein will drop by later today
88
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for a quick photo opportunity
with you and your family.
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I own this place.
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No. Uh...
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Notjust you,
but, yes, it is off the market,
92
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and we are thrilled
to be part of your cause,
93
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and we would love to participate
in any way we can.
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(BOTH CHUCKLE)
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Yes.
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(GRUNTING AND MOANING)
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(MOANING CONTINUES)
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(GRUNTING)
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(MOANS)
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(SIGHS)
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I may have broken a Tinder record for
how many places to hit it in one room.
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So, uh, take the L or call an Uber?
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Wow.
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Okay. Down to business, huh?
105
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No offense.
It's just, I'm running a business,
106
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and I can't save chips
unless I'm working.
107
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Oh, I get it.
Sex, and back to thinkin' money.
108
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Just a little word of advice,
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if you're really a business woman,
you'd stack chips, not save 'em.
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(LAUGHS) What are you,
my financial consultant?
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"Marketplace Consulting international"?
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You mean, you're actually
a financial consultant?
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Let me know when you wanna book
an investment consultation.
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I'm just a swipe away.
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Bye, Fiona.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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(BEEPS AND WHIRS)
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(RATTLES AND STOPS)
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(STOPS)
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- Shit.
- Uh-oh!
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(RATTLES AND STOPS)
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What was that noise?
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I think it was the sound
of the washer dying.
124
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Fiona broke it.
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00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,971
I gotta get some loads in
before I have to go to work.
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(FIONA GROANS)
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Just call V. You can use her washer.
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No V.
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What's wrong with V?
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I guess we're on the outs.
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We got into it pretty bad
about me not being there for her
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and her not giving a shit about me.
133
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And we haven't spoken since.
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Don't start the wash yet.
I need to throw in one of my shirts.
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- Can't.
- Washer's broken.
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What am I supposed to do
about my military school interview?
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I can't go in there smelling
like one of Frank's homeless.
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You're still going through with that?
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Don't they check your GPA
for military school?
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Dom's dad wrote me
a killer recommendation.
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- Who died?
- Another appliance.
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Oh, shit, the washing machine?
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Yeah, it's the one
fucking Jimmy bought for us.
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I should've known it would never last.
145
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I guess you're gonna have to date
another shithead con artist
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to replace it for us, huh?
147
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Somebody has to call to get this fixed,
and it's not going to be me.
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What am I supposed to do about my shirt?
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Oh! Uh, there's such a thing as a sink.
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Oh. Flintstones livin' up in here?
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Yo, where's Debs?
152
00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:02,321
I think she's avoiding me
153
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'cause she doesn't have her portion
of the monthly utilities.
154
00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:06,964
You are being kind of cunty about it.
155
00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,642
Yeah, she really thinks
you're gonna kick her out.
156
00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:11,041
Maybe you wanna set her straight?
157
00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:12,845
Who says that I'm not?
158
00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,321
Somebody drop Liam at daycare.
I gotta hit the laundromat.
159
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Yeah, I'll take him.
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00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,769
Come on, bud. Go, go, go, go.
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Straight caveman.
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00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:24,721
(GIGGLES)
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How're the books coming, Lana?
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Uh, much better with reduced overhead.
165
00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:36,570
Now, we just have to collect running
tabs from regulars who don't pay.
166
00:09:36,760 --> 00:09:38,250
Come on, fist bumps, kids. Fist bumps.
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- Mommy, Mommy and Daddy...
- Fist bumps.
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...are making money!
169
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Ha! Breaking even.
We are getting out of tax debt.
170
00:09:45,760 --> 00:09:47,728
Can we claim each other's kids
on our tax returns?
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We're married.
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We got tax returns?
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We can claim as dependents.
But we would have to do adoption.
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Whose kids are we adopting?
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00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,008
She and I would adopt each other's
since we're married.
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We would save money on write-offs
and become legitimate family.
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00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,841
Wait, wait, wait. So V adopts Yevgeny.
178
00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:06,965
Svetlana adopts Amy and Gemma.
Where does that leave me?
179
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:09,607
That leaves you big, sexy man
in boxer shorts.
180
00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:16,920
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:20,850
He either said, "I burned your
breakfast," or "I fucked up your eggs."
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00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:22,360
SVETLANA: He said, "Good morning."
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-(KEV EXCLAIMS)
-(KIDS LAUGHING)
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00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:30,566
Fiona gone?
185
00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,166
She knows you're avoiding her.
186
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:34,164
Don't feel like being harassed
about the bills.
187
00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,811
I still got two days to pay up.
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IAN: She's not really
gonna kick you out.
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00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:39,129
She just wants you to make an effort.
190
00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:42,403
She's a bitch. My stuff will be
on the street in 48 hours.
191
00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:44,449
I've got to find financial security
for me and Harry.
192
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,190
All right, well, I'll
loan you the money.
193
00:10:46,202 --> 00:10:47,080
I get paid on Tuesday.
194
00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,408
Hmm, yeah. $372?
195
00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:54,123
You owe $372? What, is that baby formula
made out of caviar or something?
196
00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:55,925
It's cool. I'll get the money.
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00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:58,442
I've got time. I can handle it.
198
00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,968
She's not gonna kick you out.
199
00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:10,648
- Hot water, thank God!
-(LAUGHS)
200
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:14,566
Don't gotta clean my flaps
with disinfectant wipes no more.
201
00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:15,761
Whoa!
202
00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,409
Uh... Whoa!
203
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,441
My family, and un-bathed brethren,
204
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:27,924
we have won the first battle for
homeless dignity by staking our claim.
205
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:33,126
We demanded our 40 acres and a mule,
our three bedrooms and a toilet,
206
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,124
and yours truly has
delivered it upon you.
207
00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:37,930
-(ALL CHEERING)
- Thank you very much.
208
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,966
But, listen, now that we got
the hot water turned on,
209
00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,566
we wanna make sure that it stays on,
210
00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:48,651
and let's keep food
and illicit substances in our belly.
211
00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,161
So, I'm sending you out in groups
212
00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:55,007
to ply the most basic commerce
known to mankind,
213
00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:56,805
begging. Okay?
214
00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,361
You four, take the bodega.
215
00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:03,570
You three, um, the dry cleaners.
216
00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,166
You, sir, you look like
you could use a touch of grooming.
217
00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,561
So, let's send you to the barbershop.
218
00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:12,850
Okay, let's go.
Other people's money waits for no man.
219
00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,771
Go out there, give 'em homeless. Yeah!
220
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,526
(WATER RUNNING)
221
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,603
I don't understand
why you're not on board.
222
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,849
KEV: It's just the whole
lesbian wedding thing again.
223
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,321
You and Svetlana are a thing,
and I'm the third wheel.
224
00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:28,042
It is just paperwork to secure
more money for Amy and Gemma.
225
00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,850
What if something happens to us?
226
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,207
Svetlana will be able
to take care of 'em.
227
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:33,880
I thought you wanted
Fiona to take care of 'em
228
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:35,121
if something happened to us?
229
00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,362
Fiona only cares about herself anymore.
230
00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,091
Oh, would you please?
Fiona's your best friend.
231
00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,770
We have the key to her house.
232
00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,651
And I'm pretty sure that half our
clothes in our closet are hers.
233
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,847
Then I'll take 'em back.
234
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,729
Is this a permanent
thing between you two,
235
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:49,848
or is it until one of you
caves and apologizes?
236
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,047
Screw Fiona.
237
00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,811
It's time for us to move on and
think about what's best for our family,
238
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,361
and that's Svetlana.
Adoption will give our kids stability.
239
00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,000
Don't you want them to have more
than what we had growing up?
240
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,881
I still get to be called, "Daddy"
no matter what.
241
00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,011
Or, "Big Poppa."
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00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,765
-(YELLING) Oh!
-(LAUGHING)
243
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,246
Your choice, baby.
244
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,250
Chicks in uniform rule.
245
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:14,683
Not into dudes.
Especially the teenage kind.
246
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:16,445
Save your compliments.
247
00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,204
Impressive letter of recommendation,
Mr. Gallagher.
248
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,731
I know some people.
249
00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:24,810
You should definitely reapply next year.
250
00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,451
We're at capacity this fall.
251
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,650
All 75 slots for this upcoming term
have been filled.
252
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:32,524
Wait, so that's it? No interview?
253
00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,649
We'll definitely keep
your application on file.
254
00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:38,481
Well, the brochure says that
incoming classes have 100 students.
255
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:41,731
The remaining slots
are reserved for students of color.
256
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:46,051
We try to strongly encourage
the under-represented groups to apply.
257
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,726
Native-Americans,
Pacific Islanders, Hispanic,
258
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,291
and, of course African-Americans.
259
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:51,926
I'm part Black.
260
00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,411
Black Irish doesn't count.
261
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,241
We'll contact you
if anything becomes available.
262
00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,924
Marco Nunez? You're up.
263
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:05,925
Go fuck yourself, Pancho.
264
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,321
Slow morning, Etta?
265
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,768
Change machine's out of quarters.
266
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:21,680
I brought quarters.
267
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,169
Some of your machines
are broken too, huh?
268
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:28,565
Oh, people keep using slugs
so they won't have to pay.
269
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:32,685
They get jammed in there tighter
than a string bikini in my ass.
270
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,490
I ain't fishin' 'em out.
271
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:38,570
My load's not done.
I need change for a dollar.
272
00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:42,965
ETTA: There's your change.
273
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,690
FIONA: You gave her too much change.
274
00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:51,881
I did?
275
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,244
You wouldn't have to deal with quarters
if you got swipe cards.
276
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:59,320
Tell that to the new owners.
Not that they'd care anyway.
277
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,000
You're sellin' the place?
278
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,403
Ah, those North Side suits,
279
00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:06,803
they been poking around
trying to buy out my lease.
280
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:09,327
I think they're trying to rack up
the whole block.
281
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,321
I told 'em to get lost. (CHUCKLES)
282
00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,165
What do they want to do with it?
283
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:19,003
Turn it into a Starbucks
or a cheese and wine shop.
284
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,523
I can't handle this place
since Wendell died.
285
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,571
You know, we tripled customers
over at Patsy's when we updated.
286
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,370
I'm too old for that.
287
00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:32,251
- Worried about my babies, though.
-(MEOWS)
288
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:34,842
Seriously? The cats?
289
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,803
Kitty's getting her thrills, huh?
290
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:43,285
(CHUCKLES) The newbies around here
don't understand the South Side.
291
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:47,126
You and me, the lifers, we still get it.
292
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,364
DYLAN: Just rented
this new space yesterday,
293
00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:57,042
and I need you to order 25 desks,
five printers, scanners,
294
00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:00,523
make sure the Trinity gets the swivel
seats with the nice butt cushion.
295
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:03,963
Uh, need a new espresso machine,
the Breville 870XL,
296
00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,363
and a treadmill desk for Joe.
You jotting this down?
297
00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:08,521
Yeah, yeah. No, I got it.
298
00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,045
All right.
Gotta pimp this place back out, man.
299
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,361
We lost a quarter of our staff,
300
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,045
so we need you to get
everyone back on the network.
301
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,884
Lost a quarter of our staff, huh?
302
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,321
Yep.
303
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,851
Your intern got scared off,
304
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:20,082
so you're gonna have to hire a new one
and fetch your own lunch.
305
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,446
Mine, too.
306
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,287
Yeah, Game Change is
back up and running.
307
00:16:32,120 --> 00:16:33,121
(LAUGHING)
308
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:38,890
Good, Candice, 50 bucks
is a great start.
309
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:43,405
But, we got to talk about technique
to increase our profits.
310
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:49,128
Oh, an out-of-work vet is worth at least
40 bucks an hour, Hector.
311
00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:53,929
Try to triple this, all right?
And, please, just say no to pennies.
312
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,723
Frank, I need to speak with you.
313
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,566
Well, well, well.
The prodigal daughter returns.
314
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,490
How do I make some money? Fast.
315
00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:08,042
No,no,no.
No free advice for Gallagher traitors.
316
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,362
Come on, Frank.
You've been hustling your entire life.
317
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:11,607
I need expertise.
318
00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:16,449
I already have a Debbie to bestow
my gentle wisdom upon.
319
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:17,841
Yes, Daddy Frank?
320
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,651
You see? She knows who the real papa is.
321
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:21,887
Isn't that a boy?
322
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,281
Not to me.
323
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:26,171
Well, what about your granddaughter?
Don't you care what happens to her?
324
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:30,041
Oh, you mean that strange
mixed-race kid with the butch name?
325
00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,204
What if I change her
name back to Franny?
326
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,327
Franny for life? No take-backs.
327
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:37,801
Fine.
328
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,721
Come here. Can I pick you up?
329
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:44,562
Oh, I've missed you! Yes, yes, yes.
How much cash are we talking about?
330
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,082
$372 in 48 hours.
331
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:50,369
Well, that's a fast turnaround.
I hope you're good at hand jobs.
332
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:51,726
Well, I don't know.
333
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:54,964
Shake a lot of snakes
to come up with that kinda dough.
334
00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:58,842
Anything that doesn't involve
touching male anatomy?
335
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:02,403
(CHUCKLING) Oh! Good sign, Morris.
336
00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,329
- Yeah.
- Shouldn't that be "homeless"?
337
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,967
FRANK: No, spelling deficiency
is good for the cause.
338
00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,044
You know, you're really wasting
your best assets.
339
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:15,088
Young, white, mother, female.
You're a cash cow on the corner.
340
00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,811
You want me to be a prostitute?
341
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:21,285
No, don't be ridiculous.
Competition is way too steep.
342
00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:24,490
But stick a sign with you
and a baby in your arms,
343
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:29,202
and just watch
the middle class pity roll in. Go.
344
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,407
Begging?
345
00:18:30,560 --> 00:18:32,050
Yep. He)'-
346
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,204
Hey. Got your text. What's up?
347
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:39,721
Hey. Grab a bag.
348
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,881
This for Frank's shelter?
349
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:45,045
Yeah, one of my teens
from the youth center is moving in.
350
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,844
- HeY-
- HeY-
351
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,240
Ian, this is Gia.
352
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,528
Hi. Appreciate it.
Not as strong as I look.
353
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,928
These shits are heavy.
354
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,404
Cute and got manners. Nice.
355
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,609
Gia got kicked out of the house.
We're lucky the shelter had some space.
356
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,571
Hey, Frank didn't give him too much shit
about moving in, did he?
357
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,764
Gia's a her, not a him.
Her proper pronoun is, "she."
358
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,445
Your dad's a local hero.
359
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:20,487
Well, Frank is a Frank, not a dad.
And his proper pronoun is, "it."
360
00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,484
We, uh... We hanging tonight?
361
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,447
Hope so.
362
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,767
(MUSIC PLAYING IN EARPHONES)
363
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:49,921
Jesus!
364
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:52,281
Sorry.
365
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,720
Uh, what are you doing here?
366
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:57,163
Uh, looking for Margo.
Is this still her office?
367
00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,051
Uh, she's out for a deposition today.
368
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,041
What's the problem?
369
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,845
There's no problem.
370
00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:07,965
I just came to report
that Patsy's is doing great.
371
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,929
We've been overcrowded
on our off-shifts,
372
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:13,368
and our nighttime crowds are so heavy
we have to take names for tables.
373
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,091
- Good work.
- Thanks.
374
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,562
I got a lot more ideas, but I'd like
to discuss me getting a reasonable cut.
375
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:21,841
Cut of what?
376
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,647
The profits.
377
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,247
Seeing as how I'm the reason
that they increased.
378
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:27,801
(CHUCKLES)
379
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:32,522
On what planet do diner managers
get a cut of the business profits?
380
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,450
I turned that place around.
381
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:36,210
Yeah, so we wouldn't close it down.
382
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,647
I worked 24/7, and got itjumping.
383
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,808
That's above and beyond manager.
384
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,328
I busted my ass on that shit diner,
and I'm not gettin' paid what I'm worth.
385
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,686
Join the club.
386
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,651
Nobody making a paycheck
is paid what they're worth.
387
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,968
Look, you have to own something
to make real money,
388
00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:53,003
and Margo's the only owner around here.
389
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:58,847
Fine, what about
an additional 50 bucks a week?
390
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,851
You just got a raise. Not gonna happen.
391
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,444
So, who's married to whom?
392
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,045
- We're married.
- We're married.
393
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,241
To each other.
394
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,164
But we still have relationship
with all three of us.
395
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,646
I'm Big Poppa.
396
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,929
And who's adopting whom?
397
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,441
She adopting our daughters.
398
00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:30,444
She's adopting son I had with jailbird.
399
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:31,801
And that's him?
400
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,890
No, this is Big Poppa.
He's a good daddy and a good husband.
401
00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:38,965
Jailbird in jail. Not daddy anymore.
New daddy, Big Poppa.
402
00:21:40,360 --> 00:21:42,886
Huh. Fascinating. And your triplets?
403
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,168
My son, their daughters.
404
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:48,166
So weird how we have to keep
explaining our situation to people.
405
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,243
It's like they'd never heard
of a menage é three.
406
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:53,643
This may be the most exciting
adoption case this firm has ever seen.
407
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:55,848
I mean, I'll be the face
of the modern family.
408
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,087
This is career changing.
409
00:21:57,360 --> 00:22:00,842
So, we negotiate discount fee.
For a mutual benefit.
410
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,084
BEVERLY: Let's get the paperwork started
to begin the application process.
411
00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,808
You'll need to gather
all of your healthcare information
412
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,566
to build your case file.
And the same for the children.
413
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,082
All of their checkups,
immunizations, MMR vaccines.
414
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:14,641
Oh.
415
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,322
- MMR vaccine?
- Not now, Kev.
416
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:30,527
What do you want?
417
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,489
I didn't get into military school, sir.
418
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:33,966
You fail the drug test?
419
00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:38,121
(SIGHS) No. They said the only slots
left were for colored people.
420
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,849
People of color, son.
Don't say "colored people."
421
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,246
It's reverse racism.
422
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:47,125
So, what you call all the white slots?
Reverse-reverse racism?
423
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,246
Well, I told 'em I was part black.
They didn't believe me.
424
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,647
You've met my brother, Liam.
425
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,723
Somebody in my family's
been dipping in the chocolate.
426
00:22:53,960 --> 00:22:57,043
Can you write me another letter,
tell 'em I qualify for a diversity slot?
427
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,840
You want me to vouch for your blackness?
428
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:01,804
If it wouldn't be too much trouble.
429
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:05,004
I don't know what you are, Gallagher.
Part black. Part white. Part dipshit.
430
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,401
Any asshole can claim black
by convenience.
431
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:08,721
It's not fair, sir.
432
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:10,081
White man's burden, son.
433
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,410
Until there's some genuine
racial balance out there,
434
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,451
you gotta take the short end
of the diversity stick.
435
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,887
Well, where am I supposed to learn
to be a real man?
436
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,809
Gonna be stuck in this hood forever.
437
00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:12,364
Ugh! Two arson victims,
a 35-year-old heart attack,
438
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,929
and a projectile vomiting
three-year-old, and it's not even 5:00.
439
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,081
Yeah.
440
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:18,881
How's your stain coming?
441
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,243
Gonna need something stronger
than baby wipes.
442
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:22,925
That kid got you good.
443
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,287
Yeah, it's not my first time
wearing projectile vomit.
444
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,403
Usually there's cheap beer
and fists involved.
445
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,528
Oh, we're all hitting up the bar
after work. You wanna come?
446
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,047
Ah, no, I'm supposed to meet up
with a new friend later.
447
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,050
A new friend, huh?
448
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,644
Sounds like a rebound.
449
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:38,680
You gotta go slow.
450
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,209
My last rebound slashed the tires
of the rig I was working.
451
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:46,087
I had a patient in the back
with a Coke bottle shoved up his ass.
452
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:47,845
Not a rebound, all right?
453
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,930
Just a guy I met.
454
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,442
His name is Trevor.
He's a lot of fun to hang out with.
455
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,211
It's just platonic.
456
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:56,645
There's no such thing as platonic.
457
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,246
You're either boning
or you're waiting to bone.
458
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,846
See, that's why I only hang out
with my coworkers.
459
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,810
'Cause after a day on the rig
wearing everybody's piss and vomit,
460
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,564
-none of us are fuckable.
- What?
461
00:25:06,760 --> 00:25:07,886
- No offense.
- Ah.
462
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,560
No, trust me,
this friend is just a friend.
463
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,929
- Can't be any other way.
-(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
464
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:15,766
Is that your strictly friend
there texting?
465
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:19,484
Address to a yard party tonight.
466
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:22,926
Boning or waiting to bone, Gallagher.
467
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:25,801
(LAUGHS)
468
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,566
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
469
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:36,281
Yo, we connected yet?
470
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,643
Uh, no, I need someone to login
to complete the network setup.
471
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:41,881
All right.
472
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,810
There. Create a temporary password
and get it done.
473
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,928
Once we're back on,
start tweeting from our account.
474
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,320
Folks need to know we're alive.
475
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,481
Hey, so, one second the offices
are getting raided by the Feds,
476
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:03,406
and the next we're here
like nothing happened.
477
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,891
How do you guys stay afloat?
478
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,925
Making a shit ton of money.
479
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:10,130
Think we don't budget
for that kind of crap?
480
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:12,084
It's part of the business plan.
481
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:14,926
Like the first time we were live,
14 months.
482
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:17,447
This time it was 20. Called progress.
483
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,648
Yeah, but won't you guys just end up
getting busted again?
484
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:23,486
No, there's no crime in fantasy sports
and processing credit cards.
485
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:26,001
The Feds can try to fight it
till they're blue in the face.
486
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:32,406
So, I was thinking, you know,
since we got less staff now, um,
487
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:36,331
-any chance maybe I could get paid?
-(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
488
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:39,131
Sarah's Pomeranian needs to be
at the groomer before lunch.
489
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:43,361
Got it.
490
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,125
Since we're gonna be new parents,
491
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,044
we should probably
all have the same last name.
492
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,201
How about Kev's?
493
00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,010
Great. We'll all be Balls.
494
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,009
Pregnant again, V? Congrats!
495
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,481
I'm not pregnant.
We're adopting each other's kids.
496
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,205
Adopting kids you already have?
497
00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:06,964
You wanna take some of mine
while you're at it?
498
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,884
Did we get the kids the MMR shot?
499
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,605
Isn't that linked to autism?
500
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,445
In Russia, we don't do vaccines.
501
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,728
In winter, we send baby out
to nap in cold,
502
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,370
it gets immune to virus.
503
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:20,885
So, the doctors inject the babies
with a virus to prevent the virus?
504
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,328
But does that mean that they give 'em
a virus that they didn't already have?
505
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,604
The government did that
to black soldiers with penicillin.
506
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,888
Gave them syphilis. A lot of 'em died.
507
00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,044
Government wants to
give our babies syphilis?
508
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,805
My sister gave her kid that shot,
509
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,890
now he just hides in a corner
and hums show tunes.
510
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:40,487
Vaccines are the greatest
medical invention of all time.
511
00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:44,326
No polio, no smallpox, no measles.
512
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,080
You want your kids to end up
with scarlet fever?
513
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,925
Used to kill thousands.
514
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,730
- Sounds bad.
- Was bad.
515
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,370
It's not as safe as they say.
516
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:53,761
Better than polio.
517
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,606
So, we experiment.
Don't give vaccine to all babies.
518
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,444
Just some. See what happens.
519
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,645
- This is like my family.
- Yeah.
520
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:07,769
Just like a family.
Highs and lows, right, ladies?
521
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,331
- Lot of highs.
- Lot of lows.
522
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,084
You're a real people's champion,
Mr. Gallagher.
523
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:12,526
- Thank you.
- If there's more you need,
524
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,650
please, don't hesitate to let Elena
and the organization know.
525
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:19,327
Well, good sir, since you're so
generous, we could use a new television
526
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,482
to keep us distracted from the drugs.
527
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,045
And a microwave, new refrigerator,
some appliances.
528
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:27,009
Maybe a furniture upgrade?
529
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:28,885
- We'll send some things over.
- Thank you.
530
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:30,963
Now, which ones of these kids are yours?
531
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,645
Want to make sure they
get in the picture.
532
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,969
Oh! This is little Liam right here.
533
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:37,966
- Hey, there.
-(CHUCKLES)
534
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:42,320
Nice smile, son.
Okay, show 'em your pearly browns.
535
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,641
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)
536
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,289
- Here's your check.
- Thank you.
537
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,171
- Hi.
-$15.83.
538
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:04,889
Take it off my tab. And I'll be back
with more so don't touch my things.
539
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,170
Gallagher,
540
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,081
been looking for you.
541
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:26,285
As much as an annoying and otherwise
rodent-like pest you've become
542
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:27,646
in my daughter's life,
543
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,840
I've grown to feel
a sense of responsibility for you.
544
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,203
Military school might be your best shot
to avoid being human scum.
545
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,244
You going to vouch for my blackness?
546
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,930
Still, no.
547
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,609
But you can take a DNA test
to prove your African ancestry.
548
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,802
All it takes
is an oral swab of your cheek.
549
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:46,371
They swab my ass cheeks?
550
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,326
Oral, Gallagher. That's the mouth.
551
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:51,120
Huh. Cool.
552
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,530
Pick you up at 10:00 a.m. sharp.
553
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:07,285
-(SIGHS)
- Debbie?
554
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,560
-(BABY CRYING)
- Hey, Tanya. What's up?
555
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:12,686
What are you doing out here?
556
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,485
Just raising money for Franny.
557
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:17,610
Job scarcity and nobody's hiring.
Crazy, right?
558
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,569
Got any spare change? (CHUCKLES)
559
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,244
Do you need help or something?
560
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,010
Or, like, a babysitter?
561
00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:29,246
No, we're fine.
Just doing whatever it takes.
562
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:31,210
If you talk to Derek,
tell him I said hi.
563
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:37,646
I'll see you later.
564
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:42,766
Hey, my corner, freckle face.
565
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,121
Excuse me?
566
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,922
Pack up your stuff and get lost.
Belongs to me and my baby.
567
00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:51,922
I've still got 355 bucks to earn.
Find another fucking corner.
568
00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:54,609
Oh. No, you know what,
I think I'll keep this one.
569
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,361
- What are you doing?
- Marking my territory.
570
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,849
- So am I, bitch!
- No,no!
571
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,127
- Hey!
-(BABY CRYING)
572
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:07,085
(BOTH GRUNTING)
573
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,324
(GRUNTING)
574
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:18,685
(BABY CONTINUES CRYING)
575
00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:22,450
You're a terrible person!
576
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,449
- HeY-
- HeY-
577
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,125
You get a quote on the washer?
578
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,009
Uh, I didn't have time today.
Can't you handle it?
579
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,128
I was serious about
not taking this house shit on.
580
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,248
I'll pay my fair share
of whatever it costs to fix it.
581
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,324
But until then, I'll keep taking
my quarters to Etta's at the 'mat.
582
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:04,241
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
583
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,321
This DJ is wild! Whose place is this?
584
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,370
My friend Kali.
She's a legendary party promoter.
585
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,126
She even planned one for Prince
in Paisley Park.
586
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,206
It's been a while since I had someone
to party hop with.
587
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:32,851
I miss this shit.
588
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,203
Good to see you let your hair down, Red.
589
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,850
I turned around profits at the diner,
and I asked for a raise,
590
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,611
but how can I ensure my future?
591
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:58,087
Well, you might want
to consider a SEP-IRA
592
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,720
or a Roth-IRA to prepare
for the long term.
593
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,483
You know, I'm surprised
you messaged me again.
594
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:06,411
(CHUCKLES) I know, my rule's one time,
595
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,530
but I could really use the tips,
and, you know, you're a great lay.
596
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,768
(CHUCKLES) No problem.
597
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,247
You might also want to consider bonds.
598
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:18,689
Some low risk, high yield,
perhaps something more aggressive.
599
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,767
I can do all this stuff
on a manager's salary?
600
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:26,807
Investing and ownership is really the
only way to go from being poor to rich.
601
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,441
Ownership?
602
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,849
Yeah. Anybody who's really rich
owns something.
603
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,725
Or lots of something.
604
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,127
Next time, we can just
meet in my office.
605
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,164
- Mmm-hmm.
- Yeah.
606
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,167
DEBS: $337 per pint of blood.
607
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:47,001
I can sell two pints
before my body goes into shock.
608
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,964
(SIGHS) No, you're right.
That'd only last us a couple of months.
609
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,445
Ten dollars per square inch of skin.
610
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,121
Seems kind of low.
611
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:02,123
We still have time. I am not going
to let Fiona kick us to the curb.
612
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:06,289
How much for one cornea?
613
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:09,881
(INHALES SHARPLY)
614
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,967
Had some of your things at my house,
so I thought I'd bring them by.
615
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,405
Oh, those fit you better
than they fit me anyway,
616
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:30,686
you can just keep 'em.
617
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,202
Not sure what you wanna do
with the spare key, but...
618
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:34,966
FIONA: I can bring by your stuff later.
619
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,849
No need. Kev'll pick it up.
620
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,809
- Fine.
- Cool.
621
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,291
- Hey, V.
- Hey!
622
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,488
Sorry, Kev put that one
in with the colors.
623
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,410
Oh, it's okay. Thanks.
624
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,047
No problem.
That's what friends do for each other.
625
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:54,445
Jesus, any colder in here,
we're gonna need parkas.
626
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:55,601
What's with you and V?
627
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:57,728
Really couldn't go to the laundromat
just like everyone else?
628
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,406
Just 'cause you wanna ice everyone out
doesn't mean I have to.
629
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:01,601
What's up with you?
630
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,926
What's up with me?
631
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,770
I'm working around the clock,
I'm doing great.
632
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:07,921
What's up with you?
633
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,122
Jesus, how hard
can managing a fucking diner be
634
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:12,044
for you to stop giving a shit
about us and V?
635
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:13,645
Who says I don't give a shit?
636
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,045
I'm not gonna apologize
for getting my life together.
637
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,202
V will be fine once she realizes
that self-improvement is not a crime.
638
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:22,885
And so will all of you.
639
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:25,361
(SIGHS)
640
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,161
(DOOR OPENS)
641
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,563
- Where's that go?
- Over here.
642
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,451
Guys, watch your backs.
643
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,091
You fucking seeing this?
644
00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:42,641
Is that a new washer-dryer
getting delivered to Frank?
645
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,768
Even the homeless
get better stuff than us.
646
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,405
(DOOR OPENS)
647
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:57,127
Okay, so which one of you little titans
is getting vaccinated first?
648
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,760
This one's first.
She gets the whole bundle.
649
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:03,129
None for her, and for the boy,
can we get, like, half of 'em?
650
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:11,806
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
651
00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,606
- Oh!
_Hey!
652
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,126
- Yo, bro!
- Jesus!
653
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,169
- Just... Sorry to interrupt.
- What's up, dude?
654
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:19,442
- No, no, we're good here.
- Yeah?
655
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,126
So, catch you later?
656
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,651
GIRL: Fuck off, Joaquin.
657
00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,601
HEY-
658
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:29,490
Hey, you guys here to get the swab kit?
659
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,286
- That's right.
- For both of you?
660
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,601
LUTHER: Just for the kid.
661
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,404
All right.
Just so you know, we got a special promo
662
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,561
going on today if you're interested.
663
00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:39,247
Get two DNA tests for half off.
So basically, you get one free.
664
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,765
Just for the kid, thanks.
665
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:44,361
What are my chances
of being from the Motherland?
666
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:48,010
As in Africa, or as in...
667
00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,321
Africa.
668
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,566
It's pretty fair, actually.
669
00:36:51,720 --> 00:36:53,449
You know, I had the test done
and it changed my life.
670
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:56,206
Found out my family was
from the Fulani tribe of Nigeria.
671
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,801
Been there twice now,
planning on moving there next year.
672
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:00,963
Even changed my name to Chuku.
673
00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:03,121
What was your name before?
674
00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:05,485
My slave name was Lin.
675
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,409
Hey, what if we were in the same tribe,
Mr. W? Wouldn't that be cool?
676
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:11,125
(SUCKS TEETH)
I don't think so, Gallagher.
677
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:12,441
How do you know we aren't?
678
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:15,770
We could find out. We'll let you know
when we get the results.
679
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,048
A two-for-one special's
kind of unbeatable.
680
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:25,848
If I find out any of your people
owned any of my people,
681
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,930
I'mma have to shoot you.
682
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,611
God.
683
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,483
- Whoa!
- Oh! Oh!
684
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,169
- I'm sorry.
- Need a ride?
685
00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,486
(BABY COOING)
686
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,886
(LAUGHING)
687
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:07,370
Frank! Aren't you supposed to be
buried under some bulldozers?
688
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,848
Take more than that
to kill this cockroach.
689
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:13,011
Barmaids, whatever you have on tap
for the wife and me.
690
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,800
We getting married?
691
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,284
It's a figure of speech.
692
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:25,571
No more running bar tab
for sewer rat who never pays.
693
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:28,605
I assume you're referring to Kermit,
694
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:32,651
but I'm ready to reconcile my debt.
Give me the numbers.
695
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,811
$223.75.
696
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,123
How about just for the last 30 days?
697
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,606
$223.75.
698
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,121
It's gonna take real money, Frank.
699
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:46,209
- Kev's not here for you to confuse.
- Mmm-hmm.
700
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,244
What other kind of money is there?
701
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:50,284
What, you rob a bum there, Frank?
702
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,244
Or a lousy stripper? (LAUGHS)
703
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,569
Old-fashioned entrepreneurship,
my friends.
704
00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:59,566
I create financial opportunities
for the homeless,
705
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:02,769
I get to keep a nest egg for myself.
The American way.
706
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,604
Careful spending all that in one place.
707
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,330
How're you gonna afford your drugs?
708
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,848
That's a good point.
It may be time to increase my profits.
709
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,446
$223...
710
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:14,523
And 75 cents.
711
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:15,681
(GIGGLING)
712
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,770
Mmm!
713
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,164
You got me crazy, woman.
714
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,361
Properly boozed and debt-free.
What a way to live.
715
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:30,601
(GIGGLES)
716
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,849
Uh, one second. Neil?
717
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:39,049
I took the bus.
I met a redheaded girl with big ta-tas.
718
00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,282
- Uh, you two know each other?
-(CHUCKLES)
719
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,444
This is my brother. Excuse him.
720
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,967
He was in an accident
and says whatever he's thinking.
721
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:49,488
Neil, no ta-tas.
722
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,251
Oh. Sorry.
723
00:39:51,720 --> 00:39:54,166
He seems sweet.
And Franny seems to really like him.
724
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:55,401
I'm hungFY-
725
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:57,808
I have to work,
but I'll bring you a burger, all right?
726
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,043
- Okay.
- I can sit with him.
727
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,361
You sure you don't mind?
728
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,761
Totally sure.
729
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:05,567
Okay. Uh, if he tries
to touch your tits or anything,
730
00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:07,643
just swat his hands away.
It's involuntary.
731
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:08,921
Okay-
732
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:10,366
I'll bring you guys some Cokes.
733
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:16,487
Who is that weird, creepy guy
sitting with my sister?
734
00:40:16,720 --> 00:40:20,088
Uh, my brain-damaged brother.
Debbie sitting with him cool?
735
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:21,640
Yeah, of course.
736
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,201
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
737
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,084
- Hey.
- Hey. Peppermint tea.
738
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:33,611
Sober-tonic before heading into work.
739
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,644
Good idea, thanks. Come on.
740
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,201
I had a blast hanging last night.
741
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:48,885
Yeah, the party was epic.
742
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,404
Might need to go light a few days
to recover.
743
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,961
Well, we can always hang out
at my place next time.
744
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,406
Watch a movie or fuck.
745
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:56,881
What?
746
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,086
Dude, come on.
You were all over me last night.
747
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:01,646
We were drunk.
748
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,964
Call it whatever you want. But,
you couldn't keep your tongue off of me.
749
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,442
You were in heat,
ready to hump anything that moves.
750
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,639
I get it if you're
too scared to admit
751
00:41:11,651 --> 00:41:13,691
that you've got the
hots for a trans dude.
752
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,407
I'm not scared of anything.
753
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,451
I'm into cock.
754
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:21,081
(SCOFFS) What, afraid you'll get
your world rocked, Red?
755
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,605
You do have a vagina, right?
756
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,924
Like, technically, not philosophically?
757
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,407
I have a cock for packing.
758
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,769
I have several silicone
cocks for fucking.
759
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,241
I consider to have a cock
connected to my body.
760
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,528
The "vagina" is a non-factor.
761
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,411
It's cool. Okay?
There's no need to be freaked out.
762
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,925
We can just be friends.
763
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,489
Really hot friends who both have cocks.
764
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,445
Give me a shout
when you're free to hang, all right?
765
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,601
Sure, yeah.
766
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,851
See you later, friend.
767
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,641
(DOOR OPENS)
768
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:04,921
(DOOR CLOSES)
769
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,283
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
770
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,491
So, workforce or college,
which one's the bigger scam?
771
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,321
Uh...
772
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:16,445
I don't know, maybe equal, I guess.
773
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,290
Look at all this fresh meat.
774
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:21,524
College's gotta have
an edge on that, right?
775
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:23,768
Yeah, higher concentration, maybe.
776
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:25,806
I don't know about an edge.
777
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:27,560
Not planning to come back?
778
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:35,363
Urn, I'm interning
for a bunch of rich college friends,
779
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,402
degrees bought and paid for
by trust funds or whatever.
780
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,485
I tutor douchebags like that
in Micro Engineering,
781
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:46,684
they all still end up with the jobs.
It sucks ass. But...
782
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:48,641
We could hack these fucks,
783
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,529
-and they wouldn't know what hit 'em.
-(CHUCKLES)
784
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,044
Wait, what?
785
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,803
Look, I'm already into their system
helping them reboot the company, right?
786
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:05,169
Easy access to reroute
credit card payments to our own account.
787
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,804
Is this what you came up here for?
788
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:10,441
- You're the smartest lowlife I know.
-(CHUCKLES)
789
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,001
So, you had an accident?
790
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,089
I rode my skateboard into a bus.
791
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:16,526
What does your hair smell like?
792
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,769
Uh... Shampoo, I think.
793
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,604
- Were you wearing a helmet?
- No.
794
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:23,411
Like, strawberry shampoo
or dandruff shampoo?
795
00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:25,324
Closer to strawberry, I think.
796
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:26,766
Did you sue the bus company?
797
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,407
Yeah. We won a lot of money.
And disability.
798
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:32,081
And I like babies.
And I like yourjuicy booty.
799
00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:33,886
Involuntary, right?
800
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:37,009
Uh, do you have your own place?
801
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,924
Yeah, with my sister. Is it soft?
802
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:40,726
My booty?
803
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:43,129
Uh, sort of, I guess.
804
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,205
Your nipples are hard
through your shirt.
805
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:47,881
Uh...
806
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,011
Who takes care of you?
807
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:52,208
Sierra when she's not busy.
But she's busy a lot.
808
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:53,761
Hmm.
809
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,050
So let me get this straight.
810
00:43:57,560 --> 00:44:00,962
You have your own place, your own money,
and nobody to take care of you?
811
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,527
Neil, do you believe in fate?
812
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:30,966
- Hey.
- What's up?
813
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,806
You mind if I use the washer?
Some of Liam's stuff.
814
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:35,605
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Just keep your mouth shut,
815
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,250
the babies are still sleeping.
816
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:40,570
Oh, man, they got their shots today,
well, some did.
817
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:44,441
Waiting to see on who gets sick.
These viruses, deadly stuff, man.
818
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:49,480
Oh, uh, Fiona left some shit for you.
It's V's, I guess.
819
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,245
- What, hooker boots and CD's?
- IAN: Yeah.
820
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,363
Did Fiona tell you
what's going on with those two?
821
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:57,965
I think I must've missed something.
822
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:00,646
Not really. She's just being weird
about the whole thing.
823
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:03,411
Must be what it's like for kids
whose folks are going through a divorce.
824
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:05,286
One minute they're
BFFs, the next minute
825
00:45:05,298 --> 00:45:07,121
you're picking on who
you wanna live with.
826
00:45:07,280 --> 00:45:09,647
It's stressing me out.
I mean, I'm picking V, obviously,
827
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,245
but it doesn't mean I don't miss Fiona.
828
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,210
Oh, they're both being stupid.
829
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,485
What's going on with you?
830
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,807
- Same ol' same ol'.
- Oh, dude, don't hold out on me.
831
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,965
I've been dealing with toddlers all day,
talking ABC's.
832
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,528
Telling them what sounds a cow makes.
833
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:26,967
It's "moo," motherfucker, it's "moo."
834
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,450
(BOTTLES CLINKING)
835
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:32,410
I'm thinking
about fucking one of my friends.
836
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:35,246
Sweet! Why you even think about it?
Just do it.
837
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,368
He's got a vagina. Kind of.
838
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,688
What, like, a real vagina?
Or he acts like a pussy?
839
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,126
No, no, like a real live vagina.
840
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:42,845
Except I'm not supposed to call it that
841
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:47,244
because the vagina is like
a fucking non-factor. I don't know.
842
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:48,846
So, is it imaginary?
843
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,604
No, I think it's more like a man cave.
844
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:53,320
I don't even know if we're still talking
about body parts.
845
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:57,008
Uh, you know, I really like the guy,
846
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:58,761
and he's hot.
847
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:00,729
I don't wanna mess
with the friendship part,
848
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,042
and I don't know
if I can suck silicone cock.
849
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:08,402
Right. Right. I'm still confused.
ls guy vag different from girl vag?
850
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:13,246
Don't worry about it.
I'll be back for Liam's clothes.
851
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,209
Oh, thanks for the adult convo, Kev.
852
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:16,840
Glad I could help, man.
853
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:25,848
Hey, Etta, those suit guys
hassling you again?
854
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,327
Whose suits?
855
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:28,891
From the North Side? The realtors?
856
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:30,361
Oh!
857
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:34,169
They offered me 100 grand for the lease,
858
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,608
but they said I couldn't live upstairs
with my cats no more.
859
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:39,885
They trying to kick you
out of your apartment?
860
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:42,731
I've lived in this place since the '50s.
861
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:47,731
Now, they're trying to buy out my lease
and take my apartment too.
862
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:49,884
You don't have to get run out
by these guys.
863
00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:53,403
I bet if you offered a few perks,
offered free delivery, maybe,
864
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,403
you'd get a ton more people up in here.
865
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,728
Hell, I've been doing other people's
wash since I was in diapers.
866
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,930
We could split the profits. You
wouldn't even have to worry about it.
867
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:05,882
What's the use, honey?
868
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,081
Rich people always win.
869
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:15,968
(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
870
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:21,530
Seventy-five bucks. Not bad, New Lip.
871
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:27,126
Not bad at all.
I'm gonna take 50% for the savings fund.
872
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,686
I thought it was 25%?
873
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:32,442
I'm contributing to home improvement.
874
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:36,730
Electric bills for flat screens
and washers don't pay themselves.
875
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:42,331
What do you say, troops?
Keep it or send it back?
876
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,645
ALL: Keep it! Keep it! Keep it! Keep it!
877
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,885
Don't forget who's looking after
your financial future.
878
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:54,251
ALL: Daddy Frank! Daddy Frank!
Daddy Frank! Daddy Frank!
879
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:58,291
Daddy Frank! Daddy Frank! Daddy Frank!
880
00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,251
Hey, hey, hey. We can't hear the TV.
881
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,443
Tight-ass lady at table two says
she owns the place. Asked for you.
882
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,322
Mushroom turkey burger with
sweet potato fries is our most popular.
883
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,005
Chad said you stopped by today,
asking for a raise.
884
00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,487
We're doing great. I think I earned it.
885
00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:25,046
How are your prime costs?
886
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:26,770
Food cost is at 35%.
887
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:28,962
Lots of new items on this menu.
888
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:30,884
I removed 20 old items
that weren't selling,
889
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:34,169
and I saved 2% on meat costs by getting
rid of the triple beef burger.
890
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:36,049
- Labor costs'?
- Down to 28%.
891
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:37,686
I deserve that raise.
892
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,845
I authorized Chad to give you
25 extra bucks a week.
893
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:44,766
I asked for 50.
894
00:48:45,240 --> 00:48:47,527
- We're negotiating now?
- Yeah. We are.
895
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,762
You got a city block for sale somewhere?
896
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,322
Or a rundown apartment building
in some up-and-coming neighborhood?
897
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,608
'Cause those are the only people
that I negotiate with.
898
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,523
I'm throwing you a bone. Take it.
899
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:02,048
And I will take
that mushroom turkey burger.
900
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:17,844
Okay. Adoption application
is ready for signature.
901
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:22,130
So I gotta admit, as much as I was
worried about this whole adoption thing,
902
00:49:22,360 --> 00:49:24,362
I kinda like being Big Poppa.
903
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,206
On count of three,
we take shots and we sign.
904
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:29,891
(COUNTS IN RUSSIAN)
905
00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:31,765
To thrupple kids!
906
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:39,681
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
907
00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:49,651
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
908
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,841
- Yo.
- What's up? We in the system?
909
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:54,161
Uh...
910
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,767
LIP: I hide a transfer beta
where they won't see it.
911
00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:00,601
Now.
912
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:13,611
Screw you, Rocky.
913
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:17,890
Mr. Gallagher, we didn't find
any African lineage in your strand.
914
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:20,362
- LUTHER: Hmm.
- Wait. Really? Are you sure?
915
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,444
Mmm. But we did find 33.5%
Native American ancestry
916
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:25,682
traceable to the Apache tribe.
917
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:28,966
You mean I'm an Indian?
918
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:34,446
And, Mr. Winslow, your DNA test reveals
22% Irish traceable to the Puritans.
919
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,962
What... As in Pilgrims?
920
00:50:38,280 --> 00:50:41,443
Mmm-hmm. That's right. You two are
the Pilgrims and the Indians.
921
00:50:41,920 --> 00:50:43,285
Didn't your people kill my people?
922
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,125
Don't say another word.
923
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:49,643
Apache, bitch.
I'm going to military school!
924
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:54,760
-(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- IAN: Who is it?
925
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,644
MAN: Deb Gallagher at this address?
926
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:07,006
Debs!Foryou!
927
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,284
- Uh, yeah'?
- Debbie Gallagher?
928
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:20,047
I'm Tony Cases, from the Department
of Children and Family Services.
929
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,329
We want to inform you that
we're opening an investigation
930
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:25,086
to determine whether or not
your daughter, Francis Gallagher,
931
00:51:25,240 --> 00:51:27,641
is the victim of child endangerment
and neglect.
932
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,689
-(BABY CRIES)
- What?
933
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:32,810
(BABY CRYING)
934
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,011
This is you, correct?
935
00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:42,888
(GRUNTING ON VIDEO)
936
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:54,050
SVETLANA: Babies look okay so far.
937
00:51:54,440 --> 00:51:56,442
Don't see any smallpox or measles.
938
00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:58,051
-(GEMMA COUGHS)
- Oh!
939
00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:01,405
Gemma sounds like she's getting a cold.
Did she vaccinated or no?
940
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,642
Yes. Wait, no.
941
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,566
Wait, shit, I forgot to write it down.
942
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:09,606
No. Yeah. I don't know.
943
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:45,927
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