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Hey.
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I'm living under a
highway with a dead guy,
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and I didn't miss Shameless last week.
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Get your shit together, man.
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I appreciated all your help today,
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but I didn't ask for it.
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I chose booze a long time ago.
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You don't like what you see, don't look.
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For a small fee, I'll get
you and your family across.
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Hey, Frank, if you're going to Canada,
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can you bring me back
some Canadian insulin?
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It's 50 percent cheaper up there.
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The fuck is this?
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This is a piece of shit
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that you're gonna turn
into not a piece of shit.
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This isn't what it looks like.
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What, like you got some
other girl pregnant?
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It happened when Sierra
and I weren't together.
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Sierra know?
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I haven't had a chance to tell her yet.
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It looks like you've had
nine months to tell her.
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- Are you a homosexual, Ian?
- Indeed, I am.
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Would you like to come up to the altar
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and bring Jesus back into your life?
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I already got Jesus in my life.
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Any of you queers sick of this bullshit
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and want to get out of here?
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You were awesome.
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Going at it with that
pastor. It's on YouTube.
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It already got, like, 1,000 hits.
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- Irish Ford?
- Yes.
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- He's the father?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, for both of us.
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- And our kids are gonna look...
- Oh.
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Just like that.
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Is that... that's one of Ford's?
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Five kids, huh?
- Yeah.
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It's getting a little out of hand.
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Now who's complicated?
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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Huh.
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There's usually a ribbon on this tree.
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That way.
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Do you know where you're going?
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Uh, straight and to the left.
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But I think we passed that tree before.
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Are we even in Canada yet?
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Shut up.
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Just a little bit further. Here we go.
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Get down!
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Oh, fuck.
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Operation Abort.
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I repeat, Operation Abort!
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- Oh, my God.
- What's going on?
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Just go north. Go north.
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- Wha...
- Just keep going north.
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- I can't...
- Everything will be fine.
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- Go north.
- But who is that?
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- I can't see anybody out there.
- Go fucking...
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- I don't know who it is.
- Is it bandits or thugs?
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There's not enough room, okay?
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Go find another tree.
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Jesus Christ, you're like a bad dream.
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I don't know who it is.
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- Do you see anybody?
- No, I don't see...
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Hello. Wrong side of
the border, boys, eh?
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Oh, fuck.
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Think we found your hiking trail.
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Oh, shit. What time is it?
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It's still early.
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Mm.
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I'm sorry, I didn't mean to sleep over.
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No worries.
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- I'm sort of hard to resist.
- Mm.
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Yeah, well,
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standing up for gender nonconformists
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kind of makes you irresistible.
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Oh, well, I can quote
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some misinterpreted
Bible verses right now
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if it'll get you off.
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I should go.
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This is...
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it's kind of nice,
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like, us being a thing again,
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right?
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Jury's still out.
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Fucker.
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You're getting tougher, Gallagher.
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You didn't cry once.
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Yeah, I think my, uh, pain
threshold is improving.
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You, uh, wanna grab breakfast?
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Gotta get to the crib. My
niece is getting dropped off.
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Oh, you got a niece?
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My sister's kid. Xan.
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Oh, you got a sister?
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Half sister.
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My shithead dad's kid with
some skank he barely knew.
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She's been in and out of
rehab, like, 100 times.
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Oh.
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I look after her kid sometimes.
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Hey, it was cool having you stay over.
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You get soft on me and I'll
bury my knee into your throat.
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Okay.
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Fiona, your dog's been
barking all fuckin' night.
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Wasn't Rusty. He was
with me at the apartment.
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This is where we first
made ramen noodles together.
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What's with the... documentary?
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Oh, I'm making a video
scrapbook for my boo
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before he goes AWOL on me.
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Kassidi's having some separation anxiety
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with me leaving to go back to
the academy in a couple weeks.
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She wants to make sure I remember
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the goods I got back at home.
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This is where you first went down on me.
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She's crazy about me.
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Oh, place is turning
into the fuckin' Super 8.
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Yeah, that's why I've been
sleeping at my building.
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What, you haven't rented
that apartment yet?
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No, I will. Just...
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too many folks crashing here right now.
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Hey, we get another dog?
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That's Toto. He's tied up outside.
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The fuck's a Toto?
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Belongs to the hipster
couple up the street.
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Got a job dog sitting.
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Like 101 Dalmatians up in here.
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Yeah, Toto sounds pissed, Debs.
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Yeah, he gets barky sometimes.
I can't figure out why.
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But they pay 40 bucks a day,
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and I need money for
welding school tuition.
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- Mornin'.
- Morning.
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You and, uh, Trev boning again?
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Definitely turning a corner.
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Everybody's boning somebody but me?
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We don't call it boning.
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It's uniting our souls.
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Duran and I call it
"besties with benefits."
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Does a hickey count?
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I hope you're all double-bagging.
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This place is already too crowded.
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Burn this into your mind.
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Ready to take on Svetlana today?
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Dominance is in my DNA.
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It was hibernating inside
me like a baby bear.
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But now I'm woke.
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- Mm.
- Grown and grizzly.
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You wanna practice the rules again?
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I'm a man, V.
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Men don't practice. We perform.
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Svetlana is a professional ballbuster.
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You gotta come strong.
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Oh, I'm gonna lay down
the law at The Alibi.
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No more Mr. Nice Guy.
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There are new rules,
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there's a new attitude, and...
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I want to be called "sir."
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"Sir Kev."
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No, nah, just... just "sir."
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Maybe "Sir Ball"?
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I want her wearing a uniform.
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One of those ugly grandma blouse
that you tie up to the neck.
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I'm tired of her flashing
her ta-tas all around.
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From now on, your ta-tas
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will be the only
ta-tas getting flashed.
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This bacon?
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It's not crispy enough. Do it again.
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Dominance.
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Boom.
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You guys actually do wear those hats.
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I thought that was only in cartoons.
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So you 'fugees come here,
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pick up some Invokana, Advair,
EpiPens, smuggle it back.
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Hey, we're servants
of a just cause, huh?
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Health care in the States
rapes the elderly and the poor.
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Our way's the only way
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some grandpa's not gonna
keel over from leukemia
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before his 90th birthday.
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Or a kid in some tenement
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doesn't stop breathing after
a peanut butter sandwich.
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Lot of cash.
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How much were you planning to buy?
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Well...
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what do you say you just
drop us right up here,
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you hold on to the stash
for some Tim Hortons?
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No harm, no foul.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey.
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I'm gonna pretend you
didn't just attempt to bribe
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a member of Her Majesty's
Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
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How 'bout you pretend
you didn't just arrest us?
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This poor homeless man
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needs asylum from the
war-torn streets of Aleppo.
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The United States
turned its back on him.
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I'm a computational biologist at Loyola
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who overstayed my visa.
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I'm soliciting empathy, Muhammad.
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Nobody likes a braggart.
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It's Rami. Sounds nothing like Muhammad.
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Ow! Ah! Jesus!
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What was that?
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The fuck?
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That, Mr. Computer Biology,
was a gift from Allah.
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Let's go.
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- Come on, come on, come on.
- Wait.
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- Are they dead?
- Uh...
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Let's go.
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Ouch!
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What are you doing? The border is south.
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I'm not going back. I'm headed north.
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I'm not staying here.
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God damn it!
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I am not going back!
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Oh, you son of a bitch.
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- No, you don't. No, you don't.
- Come on. Come on.
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- No. No.
- Let's go. We gotta go this...
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- Let's go this way!
- No! No!
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It's right around here.
Some issue with the roof.
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One of my tenants
complained about leaking?
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Looks like exposed
flashing. Take a look.
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Definitely gonna have to re-tar
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around the entire perimeter.
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Thinking it should be, like,
a one-day job, you know?
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Cost you about 675.
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$675?
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Materials and labor included.
You don't want to wait on this.
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You'll end up with rain damage, mold.
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End up costing you a
lot more in the long run.
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Five hundred, and I'll refer
you to Margo Mierzejewski.
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She's rehabbing a lot of
properties around here.
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Definitely gonna need some roofing.
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I'll do it for 550, half up front.
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- Cash okay?
- You got a deal.
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What if you applied for a single room?
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That way, I can sneak in
at night and visit you.
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We live in barracks.
Twenty dudes to a room.
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Well, I can park a trailer nearby.
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Then you can sneak out and visit me.
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We can FaceTime after evening chow
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and on the weekends.
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What about conjugal visits?
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I mean, I can't go a month
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without seeing you and
your little soldier.
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Me and my big soldier.
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We can do stuff over the
phone. It'll be freaky.
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I'm not gonna see you for months.
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I mean, I'm proud of you for
serving your country and all,
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but what am I supposed to do?
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I can't go back and live at my parents'
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while I leave you to the
military slut groupies.
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There's no girls.
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There's always girls.
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I am not losing you to some bitch
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with a fucking uniform fetish.
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You really wanna leave this behind?
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And we're gonna get some beds here,
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soon as we get our occupancy permits.
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He gonna have to pay anything?
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Shelter's free.
259
00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,995
My folks kicked him
out for good this time.
260
00:13:08,998 --> 00:13:11,291
Still beats having 'em
pray over me day and night.
261
00:13:12,178 --> 00:13:13,784
Thanks for getting him out of there
262
00:13:13,787 --> 00:13:16,795
before they sent him to that homo rehab.
263
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,755
This place seems cool.
264
00:13:18,756 --> 00:13:21,373
It's for those of us who were
told we don't belong anywhere.
265
00:13:21,376 --> 00:13:23,260
I mean, there's a lot of
people who believe that
266
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:26,347
Jesus wasn't just some
homophobic prick, right?
267
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,310
- Can I help you?
- Excuse me.
268
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,062
Are you the guy from YouTube?
269
00:13:35,256 --> 00:13:37,190
Who are you?
270
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,859
I'm Deacon Jason Cook,
271
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,610
from Ebenezer Baptist Church.
272
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:42,946
This here is Father Monroe
from Saint Elizabeth's.
273
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:46,242
And, um, we want to
discuss your message.
274
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,787
My message is, Jesus is nonbinary,
275
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,102
so deal with it, Deacon.
276
00:13:52,105 --> 00:13:53,605
Amen to that.
277
00:13:53,608 --> 00:13:55,569
We support an inclusive vision, son.
278
00:13:55,572 --> 00:13:57,042
We're not here to contradict you.
279
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,636
Mm-mm. We want to thank you.
280
00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:01,089
Your words have been
inspiring. I think...
281
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:03,009
I think you're what the people need.
282
00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:05,646
New rule.
283
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,722
No more of your ta-tas hanging out.
284
00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,433
This is a decent establishment.
285
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,934
There will be a dress code.
286
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,274
This is shirt to bury
Catholic nun in, huh?
287
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,650
Not to sell drinks.
288
00:14:20,651 --> 00:14:22,360
It's your new uniform.
289
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:23,678
This will teach you a lesson
290
00:14:23,681 --> 00:14:25,822
that you don't fuck
over the people you love.
291
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,991
_
292
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,160
"Tupyye."
293
00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,976
"Tupyye." You say that a lot.
294
00:14:31,979 --> 00:14:33,855
It means "stupid," right?
295
00:14:33,858 --> 00:14:35,958
Well, here's a new new rule.
296
00:14:37,397 --> 00:14:39,503
You don't call us stupid anymore.
297
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,895
Dominance.
298
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,146
Boom.
299
00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:03,047
Gotta tell you, kid,
300
00:15:03,050 --> 00:15:04,472
I looked over Mr. Youens' case,
301
00:15:04,475 --> 00:15:06,613
and there's not much to go on.
302
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,073
He was in court drunk?
303
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,285
Yeah, it's not his finest moment.
304
00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:12,327
Um...
305
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,995
how much time do you
think he's gonna get?
306
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,330
Probably the max.
307
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,998
Right, but... I mean, he's old.
308
00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:19,000
Can't you plead hardship or something?
309
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:21,419
We got 30 days to
appeal after sentencing.
310
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,380
I'll do my best, but
I'm not Houdini, kid.
311
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:26,175
We knock a couple years
off, that's a hell of a win.
312
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,219
All right, w-what else can I do?
313
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,761
Commissary money. They always need that.
314
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,224
Yo, man, can I grab you for a second?
315
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:35,892
I'm-I'm kind of busy right now.
316
00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,144
I just wanted to, uh...
317
00:15:37,147 --> 00:15:38,105
All right... shh.
318
00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:39,396
Excuse me.
319
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,481
Look, I just wanted to say
320
00:15:40,484 --> 00:15:43,381
I appreciate you not
ratting me out, you know?
321
00:15:43,384 --> 00:15:45,068
Yeah, you tell her yet?
322
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:48,405
I'm gonna. It just hasn't
been the right time.
323
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,198
All right, just keep me out of it, okay?
324
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,283
What's up?
325
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,118
Hey, babe. Um...
326
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,347
can I have your car keys?
I gotta run some errands.
327
00:15:55,350 --> 00:15:57,706
Sure. You guys cool?
328
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,792
- Yeah, we're cool.
- Yeah.
329
00:16:04,327 --> 00:16:06,379
Toto. Toto.
330
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:10,093
Hi, um, I'm here to discuss
payment options for my class,
331
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,887
Advanced Arc Welding, second level.
332
00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:14,264
- Name?
- Gallagher, Debra.
333
00:16:19,639 --> 00:16:22,616
Your tuition is 2,500.
Check or credit card?
334
00:16:22,619 --> 00:16:24,433
I don't actually have that much.
335
00:16:24,436 --> 00:16:26,693
How much do you have?
336
00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:29,530
Saved about... 200
bucks cash to put down.
337
00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,214
You can put that down, but the deadline
338
00:16:32,217 --> 00:16:33,788
for registration is tomorrow.
339
00:16:33,791 --> 00:16:35,703
And we're gonna need the remaining 2,300
340
00:16:35,706 --> 00:16:37,166
to hold your slot.
341
00:16:41,202 --> 00:16:43,960
That your son?
342
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,755
Grandson.
343
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:49,090
This is my daughter.
344
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:50,884
Her name's Franny.
345
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,788
I had her a couple years ago.
346
00:16:53,791 --> 00:16:56,795
Her father ran off and left
me pregnant all by myself.
347
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,770
I've been begging on street corners.
348
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,022
I almost lost her to Child Services.
349
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,691
I need this welding certificate
so I can get a good job
350
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,944
and make real money and
make her proud of me.
351
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:11,363
So I can stop feeling like I
messed up my life by having her,
352
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,699
because she makes my life better.
353
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,787
Okay.
354
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,558
I'm gonna sign you up retroactively
355
00:17:22,561 --> 00:17:23,917
for the deferred plan.
356
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,335
Here.
357
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,867
Bring this back tomorrow with 300 bucks.
358
00:17:27,870 --> 00:17:30,632
Add it to the 200 that
you already put down.
359
00:17:30,633 --> 00:17:33,085
That's 20 percent of the tuition.
360
00:17:33,088 --> 00:17:34,945
I can't bend past that.
361
00:17:34,948 --> 00:17:37,718
Thank you. I'll have it.
I really appreciate it.
362
00:17:37,721 --> 00:17:39,641
- Have a good day.
- You too.
363
00:17:41,373 --> 00:17:45,179
Toto! Toto!
364
00:17:45,182 --> 00:17:46,409
Toto, stop.
365
00:17:46,412 --> 00:17:48,416
Sorry about that, ma'am.
She gets weird sometimes.
366
00:17:48,419 --> 00:17:50,110
Come. Bad dog.
367
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,197
Ah! Jesus, man.
368
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,032
Shut the fuck up, would you?
369
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:01,371
Look, look, look, look, look. A cabin.
370
00:18:01,374 --> 00:18:03,132
We gotta find something
to cut these cuffs.
371
00:18:03,135 --> 00:18:04,666
We're gonna have to break in.
372
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,543
I'm not breaking into anything.
373
00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,211
Oh, you want to get righteous now?
374
00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,156
Now you want to start obeying the laws?
375
00:18:10,159 --> 00:18:11,798
You are old. You are white.
376
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,174
I am not old. I am brown.
377
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,884
Who do you think they're
gonna throw the book at?
378
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,303
Well, I didn't hear
you complaining about
379
00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:18,346
the white man when you
were depending on me
380
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:20,020
for your personal freedom and safety.
381
00:18:20,023 --> 00:18:21,622
I gave you $200 to lead a hike.
382
00:18:21,625 --> 00:18:23,167
You're not a freedom fighter.
383
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,169
You're a... you're a...
You're an overpaid Boy Scout.
384
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:27,731
I should have charged you
double for ingratitude.
385
00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,903
- I'm gonna have to kick it in.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
386
00:18:29,906 --> 00:18:32,861
It's Canada. Nobody locks their doors.
387
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,283
Ah, there's no saw.
388
00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:41,918
Are you, uh... Are you
left-handed or right?
389
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,747
What? Whoa!
390
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,664
You gotta make sacrifices
for freedom, Muhammad.
391
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,293
What are you...
392
00:18:51,526 --> 00:18:52,756
Hmm.
393
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,559
- Come on, let's go!
- Shit.
394
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:05,804
Yo, ditch the weed!
395
00:19:14,612 --> 00:19:15,987
Jesus, Toto.
396
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,951
Is that what you've been barking at?
397
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,710
What the hell?
398
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,719
Hey.
399
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,471
Place is looking good.
400
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:43,390
Yeah, I spruced it up a bit.
401
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:45,754
Been sleeping here to get
out of my overcrowded house.
402
00:19:45,757 --> 00:19:47,603
I kind of like it.
403
00:19:49,728 --> 00:19:51,395
So thanks for helping me out.
404
00:19:51,398 --> 00:19:54,273
I was just gonna throw a
nail in it and hammer it down.
405
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,820
Jesus, you're killing me.
406
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,141
Never put a nail in the tongue
and groove, you'll split it.
407
00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:01,741
Okay.
408
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,868
Touch it.
409
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,676
- What?
- The wood.
410
00:20:05,679 --> 00:20:07,624
- What?
- The floor.
411
00:20:14,304 --> 00:20:16,036
It's historic.
412
00:20:18,187 --> 00:20:21,136
Well, this time, I gotta
pay you for your work.
413
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:24,180
It wasn't work. It was charity.
414
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,933
You saying I'm a charity case?
415
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,395
No. Your floors are.
416
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,692
What are you doing later?
417
00:20:35,693 --> 00:20:37,026
Tonight?
418
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:38,528
This afternoon.
419
00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,029
Some friends are going bowling.
420
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,239
Trendy spot.
421
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,827
Good happy hour menu. Should be fun.
422
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,537
Are you asking me on a date?
423
00:20:47,538 --> 00:20:49,018
Just telling you where I'll be.
424
00:20:49,021 --> 00:20:50,874
'Cause I don't want
to get too complicated.
425
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,580
You can't help what you are.
426
00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,759
I'll text you the info.
427
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,094
Come if you can.
428
00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:13,530
It'll be an enlarged photo.
429
00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,190
I'm grown, loser.
430
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,679
Yes, I know what it's a picture of.
431
00:21:16,682 --> 00:21:17,971
It's my vagina.
432
00:21:17,974 --> 00:21:19,635
I'm gonna go get us some Cokes.
433
00:21:19,644 --> 00:21:20,779
Yeah, I want it hanging up in
his dorm room, larger than life.
434
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,671
Can I get two Cokes
and some woman advice?
435
00:21:22,674 --> 00:21:24,604
Ah-ah, lay it on me.
436
00:21:24,607 --> 00:21:26,336
Kassidi's freaking out
'cause I have to go back
437
00:21:26,338 --> 00:21:27,494
to military school.
438
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:29,329
She's worried it's gonna
end our relationship.
439
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,635
Well, she's probably right.
440
00:21:30,638 --> 00:21:33,249
Teenage relationships don't
have a high success rate.
441
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:36,920
Teenage relationships are
only good for herpes and mono.
442
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:40,256
Sounds like she's looking
for you to make a move.
443
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,580
What kind of move?
444
00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:43,758
A romantic gesture to
show how much you love her.
445
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:46,554
I once shaved my pubes into a "V" for V.
446
00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:49,182
But it looked like
it stood for "vagina."
447
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:52,519
My advice: think it through.
448
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,640
Anything simpler?
449
00:21:54,643 --> 00:21:57,937
Nipple piercing. Small but meaningful.
450
00:21:57,940 --> 00:21:59,820
Could get her name
tattooed over your heart.
451
00:21:59,822 --> 00:22:02,390
Or put a collar around your
balls and give her the leash.
452
00:22:02,393 --> 00:22:04,827
If she's pressuring you, you
need to tell her to fall back.
453
00:22:04,830 --> 00:22:06,783
Military school got your shit together.
454
00:22:06,784 --> 00:22:08,576
Can't let anybody screw that up for you.
455
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,273
Well, she helped me earn the
money for military school.
456
00:22:11,276 --> 00:22:13,039
She's not trying to
screw me up. She loves me.
457
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:15,625
Mm, 'sup, gang? What
are we all talking about?
458
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,710
We're talking about how important it is
459
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:19,463
for Carl to stay in school.
460
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,135
Thanks a lot, V. Kass, wait up.
461
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,065
You're mutilating my fucking heart!
462
00:22:28,068 --> 00:22:30,654
That kid is doomed.
463
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:42,671
I am looking for Svetlana Yevgenivna,
464
00:22:42,674 --> 00:22:44,363
pozhaluista.
465
00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:48,033
Svetlana! Customer!
466
00:22:57,252 --> 00:22:59,211
Freelania Alexeyevich?
467
00:23:00,432 --> 00:23:01,546
_
468
00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,883
I am blast from whoring past, no?
469
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:06,713
_
470
00:23:06,716 --> 00:23:08,523
Hey! No speaking Russian!
471
00:23:08,526 --> 00:23:11,356
Five minutes and you're back
unloading the liquor stock.
472
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:12,849
What do you want?
473
00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:15,852
You helped to smuggle
me into this country.
474
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:19,147
Freelania Alexeyevich
always repays her debts.
475
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:21,649
You said you would drop dead
476
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:25,112
before I could find anyone
to turn me from whore to wife.
477
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,174
I would like to see you die now, please.
478
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,867
Not true.
479
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,869
You were always ugly bottom-feeder,
480
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:34,829
only good for hand jobs.
481
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,373
Very true.
482
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:39,667
It's too bad you are still...
483
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:43,963
bitter prostitute slave
working for poor people.
484
00:23:43,964 --> 00:23:46,090
If you weren't such a cunt, madam,
485
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:48,010
you might be able to marry well too.
486
00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:55,796
$4,500 for 40 pounds of
lube and vagina cleanse.
487
00:23:55,799 --> 00:23:57,936
Debt repaid.
488
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:01,732
Now you are a "ugly bottom-feeder."
489
00:24:07,494 --> 00:24:09,452
Break time's over.
490
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:40,770
Youens.
491
00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:43,502
Account number 79877821.
492
00:24:46,065 --> 00:24:49,807
Okay, uh, 30 bucks, please?
493
00:24:49,810 --> 00:24:51,233
Great, and-and do I get
494
00:24:51,236 --> 00:24:54,242
a confirmation number on that or...
495
00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:56,619
Okay. Okay.
496
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,287
Thank you.
497
00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:00,530
Sal, she's lactose intolerant.
498
00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:02,001
I wrote "no cheese."
499
00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:05,628
You okay?
500
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,338
Yeah.
501
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:08,965
How's Youens doing?
502
00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:10,346
Shitty.
503
00:25:10,349 --> 00:25:12,335
He's got a sentence hearing coming up.
504
00:25:12,338 --> 00:25:16,055
And I'm still pissed, but
who else has he got, you know?
505
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:18,808
Shouldn't give a fuck, but...
506
00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:21,185
He's lucky to have you.
507
00:25:21,186 --> 00:25:23,271
Yeah.
508
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:25,314
How's Charlie?
509
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:27,150
He's trying really
hard to be a good dad.
510
00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:28,901
You know, showing up when
he says he's going to,
511
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:30,445
not lying all the time anymore.
512
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:33,448
It's really good for Lucas.
513
00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:37,035
- Sierra. Listo.
- Yeah.
514
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:38,661
Sorry to hear about Youens.
515
00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,710
If you need anything, let me know.
516
00:25:40,713 --> 00:25:42,832
Thanks.
517
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:52,508
- Hey, uh, question.
- Mm-hmm?
518
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,312
You know when Frank ruined your wedding
519
00:25:54,315 --> 00:25:56,179
and told you about Sean and the heroin?
520
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:59,140
Jesus, don't remind me.
521
00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:00,391
Would it have been worse
522
00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:04,228
if Frank knew and never told you?
523
00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:06,744
What's going on?
524
00:26:06,747 --> 00:26:09,194
Um, Sierra's dude got
some other girl pregnant.
525
00:26:09,197 --> 00:26:10,804
Oh, shit.
526
00:26:10,807 --> 00:26:12,361
She know?
527
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:13,613
No, no.
528
00:26:13,614 --> 00:26:15,273
I'm trying not to feel like a douchebag
529
00:26:15,276 --> 00:26:16,288
for not having told her.
530
00:26:16,291 --> 00:26:19,077
No, no. Let her find out from him.
531
00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,329
- Okay.
- Question.
532
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:23,164
If I'm making a profit here at Patsy's
533
00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:25,780
and I have enough tenants
in my apartment building,
534
00:26:25,783 --> 00:26:28,920
you think I can spare
one apartment for myself?
535
00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,254
You moving out?
536
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,215
I was thinking about it.
537
00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:33,885
Can't decide if I can afford it.
538
00:26:33,888 --> 00:26:35,726
Well, at least you know
you won't get evicted.
539
00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:41,327
- Hi, Debs.
- Hey.
540
00:26:41,330 --> 00:26:43,309
Hey, Sierra, can I get a Coke?
541
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,062
Thanks. Toto.
542
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,688
Toto.
543
00:26:47,691 --> 00:26:50,733
Debs, your dog is
harassing my customers.
544
00:26:50,734 --> 00:26:52,318
Think he's doing his job, Fiona.
545
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:53,983
Think he may be a drug dog.
546
00:26:53,986 --> 00:26:58,033
Look, keep Toto on a short
leash or tie him up outside.
547
00:26:58,784 --> 00:27:00,285
Okay. Come.
548
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,554
Hey, babe. I got your
text. What's the sitch?
549
00:27:04,557 --> 00:27:07,208
Oh, he's so cute.
550
00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:09,085
Your salon still full of stoners?
551
00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:10,711
Yeah, my most loyal customers.
552
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:11,796
- Hmm.
- Why?
553
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,256
Think I may have a cheap supplier
554
00:27:13,257 --> 00:27:14,947
who specializes in weed.
555
00:27:14,950 --> 00:27:16,393
You got product on you?
556
00:27:19,263 --> 00:27:21,764
How much do we need to sell
to make 300 bucks by tomorrow?
557
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:24,934
About 15 dub sacks.
558
00:27:24,935 --> 00:27:26,727
I can unload it.
559
00:27:26,728 --> 00:27:28,510
Who's your supplier?
560
00:27:28,513 --> 00:27:31,124
He goes by the street name "Toto."
561
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:39,615
Help me with the saddle.
562
00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:41,200
I'm not stealing a horse.
563
00:27:41,201 --> 00:27:43,351
The Mounties are gonna be on our tails.
564
00:27:43,354 --> 00:27:44,666
You wanna get caught?
565
00:27:44,669 --> 00:27:46,414
I don't know the first
thing about riding a horse.
566
00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:48,082
It's no different than riding a camel.
567
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,803
I've never rid a camel, asshole!
568
00:27:50,809 --> 00:27:52,343
What are you doing with Piper?
569
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:55,965
Aren't you cute?
570
00:27:55,968 --> 00:27:57,143
What's your name?
571
00:27:57,146 --> 00:27:58,893
Jeni. That's my horse.
572
00:27:58,896 --> 00:28:01,679
I-I... we-we know how
this must look, Jeni.
573
00:28:01,682 --> 00:28:03,723
Uh, but we're sort
of in a desperate way.
574
00:28:03,724 --> 00:28:06,882
Would you mind if we borrowed
Piper and then send her back?
575
00:28:06,885 --> 00:28:07,810
Dad!
576
00:28:07,811 --> 00:28:08,811
- No, no, no, no, honey.
- Jesus Christ.
577
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:09,947
- Don't do that.
- Dad!
578
00:28:09,950 --> 00:28:12,440
- No, we're not gonna hurt you.
- Dad! Help!
579
00:28:16,158 --> 00:28:18,571
You just punched a little girl!
580
00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:20,156
Okay, that w... That was an accident.
581
00:28:20,157 --> 00:28:21,715
I was going more for a soft tap.
582
00:28:21,718 --> 00:28:22,843
Uh...
583
00:28:22,846 --> 00:28:24,366
You're so tiny.
584
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,703
Oh, my God.
585
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:27,663
Let's get the fuck
out of here, bareback.
586
00:28:29,169 --> 00:28:30,791
- You're too close.
- Okay!
587
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,793
- Ju...
- Where-where should I hold on?
588
00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:35,338
I... ju... no, you can put
your arms around my waist.
589
00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:36,756
That's weird. That's really weird.
590
00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:38,257
My God, you're so fucking uptight.
591
00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:39,342
I'm slipping. I'm slipping.
592
00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:40,845
- Well, you better hold on.
- Okay. All right.
593
00:28:40,847 --> 00:28:43,177
- Slow down. Slow down.
- No, we gotta go faster.
594
00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:44,883
God, you're breathing right in my face.
595
00:28:44,885 --> 00:28:45,800
- I'm sorry.
- Hold on.
596
00:28:45,802 --> 00:28:47,492
- Jesus Christ!
- Piper. Piper.
597
00:28:49,239 --> 00:28:50,851
My knee!
598
00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,105
Jesus Christ! Ah!
599
00:28:53,106 --> 00:28:54,815
And then Pastor's like,
600
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:58,444
"Nina's ready to give her life
to Christ and rebuke Satan."
601
00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,780
And I'm just like...
602
00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,620
"Shit.
603
00:29:02,623 --> 00:29:04,999
Does this mean I can't
still fuck girls?"
604
00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:14,491
They tell you that Jesus had
all these messed-up ideas,
605
00:29:14,494 --> 00:29:17,088
but the truth is that you...
606
00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:20,077
fucking girls is exactly
what Jesus wants you to do,
607
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:24,553
because that's love
and... Jesus is love.
608
00:29:24,554 --> 00:29:27,306
You know, most of the assholes
are closeted gays anyway.
609
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:29,194
They wish they were as free as you.
610
00:29:29,197 --> 00:29:30,197
Amen.
611
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:31,894
So why should we stop anybody
612
00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:34,271
from being exactly who
God created us to be?
613
00:29:34,272 --> 00:29:37,731
We are living examples of
God's creation, Jesus' love.
614
00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:39,596
Boys kissing boys is Jesus' love.
615
00:29:39,599 --> 00:29:41,858
Girls kissing girls... Jesus' love.
616
00:29:41,861 --> 00:29:44,322
So you tell your church "amen" to that.
617
00:29:44,325 --> 00:29:45,826
- Amen.
- All right.
618
00:29:55,335 --> 00:29:57,460
- Hi.
- Hey.
619
00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:59,255
- Cool spot.
- Yeah.
620
00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:02,383
Let me, uh, introduce you to the crew.
621
00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:04,679
- This is Mei Ling, Natasha.
- Hi.
622
00:30:04,682 --> 00:30:08,804
Indio, Marlina, Sophie,
Trisha, and Jose.
623
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,058
- Hi.
- Everybody, this is Fiona.
624
00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,882
Hi. Not gonna remember any of that.
625
00:30:12,885 --> 00:30:14,770
Nice to meet ya.
626
00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:16,480
So how do you know Ford?
627
00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:20,609
Uh, he helped me with some
stuff at my apartment building.
628
00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:21,976
How about you guys?
629
00:30:21,979 --> 00:30:23,468
We met in Nepal,
630
00:30:23,471 --> 00:30:26,198
when he was doing photography
for Associated Press.
631
00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:27,366
Nepal?
632
00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:29,368
Ford is incredible with his hands.
633
00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,807
Renovated our home when
he and I lived together.
634
00:30:31,810 --> 00:30:33,741
Long time ago.
635
00:30:33,744 --> 00:30:36,052
Okay, Fiona, you're on
Mei and Indio's team.
636
00:30:36,055 --> 00:30:38,098
Natasha, get up here.
You're with me and Jose.
637
00:30:38,101 --> 00:30:39,666
- Let's go.
- Okay.
638
00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,841
This isn't, like, a...
639
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:45,593
like, a league or anything, is it?
640
00:30:45,594 --> 00:30:46,761
No, it's just for fun.
641
00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:48,390
I mean, I only bowl a 225.
642
00:30:48,393 --> 00:30:50,431
What's your average?
643
00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:52,184
I-I have no idea?
644
00:30:55,244 --> 00:30:56,937
- Yes!
- Beautiful!
645
00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:58,822
- Beautiful!
- All right.
646
00:30:58,825 --> 00:31:00,816
I know it's still early in the season,
647
00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,401
but Indiana...
648
00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,239
Svetlana's been on that laptop all day.
649
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,476
I don't trust it.
650
00:31:08,479 --> 00:31:10,326
Think she's plotting revenge?
651
00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:12,995
This is the same chick who
offed her husband/father
652
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:14,455
and no one's ever found the body.
653
00:31:17,768 --> 00:31:22,088
Permission to take
cigarette break, Sir... Ball?
654
00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:23,838
Permission granted.
655
00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,197
She gonna kill us.
656
00:31:40,096 --> 00:31:42,650
Dinner's ready.
657
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:44,627
- Lucas out of the bath?
- Yeah.
658
00:31:46,029 --> 00:31:48,447
This looks good.
659
00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:49,865
Soy sauce or no soy sauce?
660
00:31:49,868 --> 00:31:50,947
Soy sauce.
661
00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,206
- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
662
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:00,876
You okay?
663
00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:02,504
Yeah. I'm cool.
664
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:05,714
Thanks.
665
00:32:15,142 --> 00:32:16,684
Um...
666
00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:18,436
I gotta run.
667
00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:20,646
We're about to eat.
668
00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:22,898
Um, I gotta go.
669
00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:24,650
I'll call you later. All right?
670
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:25,694
Charlie.
671
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:31,615
What the f...
672
00:32:37,486 --> 00:32:40,166
Yes, Team Fiona!
673
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,712
Mm, mm-hmm.
674
00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:56,473
So do you, uh, all
speak multiple languages?
675
00:32:56,474 --> 00:32:58,267
I only speak English and Mandarin.
676
00:32:58,268 --> 00:33:00,352
Oh. Are you from China?
677
00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:02,230
No.
678
00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:07,985
How long have you and Ford been friends?
679
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:11,572
He's my ex. We were
together for two years.
680
00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:13,866
You're his ex too?
681
00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:16,076
And Sophie, he did a
year and a half with her.
682
00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,912
Three with Natasha.
683
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:24,541
Hey, Nessa, what's up?
684
00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:26,295
There was an accident at the building.
685
00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:28,214
One of the dudes
working on the roof fell.
686
00:33:28,215 --> 00:33:29,580
Fuck. What?
687
00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:31,717
He's okay, but you should get here ASAP.
688
00:33:31,718 --> 00:33:34,803
Okay, yeah, I'm on my way.
689
00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:35,931
I gotta go.
690
00:33:35,934 --> 00:33:37,682
There was, uh, an
accident at my building.
691
00:33:37,685 --> 00:33:39,975
One of the roofer
guys fell off the roof.
692
00:33:39,976 --> 00:33:42,479
Shit. I'll go with you.
693
00:33:45,279 --> 00:33:48,526
- Later, man.
- All right. See you.
694
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:55,452
Hey.
695
00:33:55,455 --> 00:33:57,451
Gonna go take Xan for some pizza.
696
00:33:57,452 --> 00:33:58,410
You still working?
697
00:33:58,411 --> 00:33:59,971
Yeah, I'll lock up.
698
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:08,462
What's up?
699
00:34:08,463 --> 00:34:09,947
What you mean?
700
00:34:09,950 --> 00:34:12,591
I mean you only stay late when
something's fucking you up.
701
00:34:12,592 --> 00:34:15,427
I'm cool.
702
00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,805
All right, go have fun.
703
00:34:17,814 --> 00:34:19,565
What, Youens still?
704
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,687
Yeah.
705
00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:27,856
Yeah, I just, uh...
706
00:34:27,857 --> 00:34:29,775
I can't stop picturing
him in an orange jumpsuit
707
00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:31,193
for the rest of his life, you know?
708
00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:32,695
You can't fix everything.
709
00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:35,531
Hey, um...
710
00:34:35,532 --> 00:34:37,951
think you could help me
release a little stress?
711
00:34:41,246 --> 00:34:43,872
Gotta be quick. I'm hungry.
712
00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:45,569
Hey, Xan?
713
00:34:45,572 --> 00:34:48,252
Can you play that game in the office?
714
00:34:48,253 --> 00:34:50,088
Beat it, Xan.
715
00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:08,230
Oh, sh-shit, I'm sorry. I, um...
716
00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,523
I ju...
717
00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:12,190
Shit. Hey. Hey.
718
00:35:14,565 --> 00:35:16,238
Hey.
719
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:17,643
- Hey.
- I'm sorry.
720
00:35:17,646 --> 00:35:19,950
I-I just didn't have
anywhere else to go.
721
00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,452
Wh-what's wrong?
722
00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:25,748
What?
723
00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:27,708
Charlie got some girl pregnant.
724
00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:29,126
She just had the fucking baby.
725
00:35:29,127 --> 00:35:31,337
He's at the hospital
with her, and he just...
726
00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,922
Lying motherfucker.
727
00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:35,549
You okay?
728
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:37,926
I don't know, I just... I
can't fucking see straight.
729
00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:39,887
I... he just left in
the middle of dinner.
730
00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:41,388
Like, what the fuck?
731
00:35:41,389 --> 00:35:43,557
Hey, look, it's all right, okay?
732
00:35:43,558 --> 00:35:45,101
You got every right to be pissed.
733
00:35:45,104 --> 00:35:46,810
Now just... breathe, okay?
734
00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:48,694
Breathe, all right?
735
00:35:48,697 --> 00:35:50,939
Just breathe, you're all right.
736
00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:52,507
Yo, lock the door when you leave.
737
00:35:52,510 --> 00:35:53,557
We're out.
738
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,444
Hey, Eddie, look, I'm sorry, all right?
739
00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:57,557
- I didn't mean to...
- I'm sorry.
740
00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,239
I fucked up your thing. I should go.
741
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,038
Hey, hey. Hey.
742
00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:09,291
You wanna talk about it?
743
00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:10,851
Wanna get a coffee or something?
744
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:15,673
No, I should go.
745
00:36:15,674 --> 00:36:18,467
Okay.
746
00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:19,593
- I got you.
- Sorry.
747
00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:20,947
No. It's all right.
748
00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:30,354
Hey.
749
00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:31,605
Hi.
750
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,546
Any word?
751
00:36:33,549 --> 00:36:36,819
Uh, I talked to the nurses.
752
00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:38,654
Rodney's still in the ER.
753
00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:41,657
They're gonna tell the
family that I'm here.
754
00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:43,493
Good.
755
00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:46,912
And how are you?
756
00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,627
I'm okay.
757
00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:54,336
- Hi.
- Hi.
758
00:36:54,337 --> 00:36:55,754
Rodney's wife, Trina.
759
00:36:55,755 --> 00:36:57,937
Hi, I'm Fiona. This is Ford.
760
00:36:57,940 --> 00:36:59,633
Hey.
761
00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:01,385
Rodney was working on
my roof when he fell.
762
00:37:01,388 --> 00:37:02,421
Is he okay?
763
00:37:02,424 --> 00:37:04,179
They think he broke his ankle.
764
00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:05,848
Just took him back.
765
00:37:05,849 --> 00:37:07,516
Yeah, I'm sorry to hear that.
766
00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:09,351
Has Linc been by already?
767
00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:11,687
- Linc?
- The contractor.
768
00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:14,768
No, you're the first person
to check in from his job.
769
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:20,779
Well, if there's anything
that I can do to help,
770
00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:24,199
please, just let me know. Anything.
771
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,893
- Thank you.
- Sure.
772
00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,063
That means a lot.
773
00:37:28,066 --> 00:37:29,955
I'll let Rodney know you came by.
774
00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:31,499
Okay.
775
00:37:37,291 --> 00:37:40,174
Will you pick up the pace?
776
00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:41,967
We'll make the border
in a couple of hours.
777
00:37:41,968 --> 00:37:43,552
We'll make a new plan once we're safe.
778
00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:45,637
I need to rest.
779
00:37:45,638 --> 00:37:47,264
I think I busted my knee.
780
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:49,433
It's not swollen enough to be busted.
781
00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,046
It's probably just bruised.
782
00:37:51,049 --> 00:37:52,895
And men on the battlefield don't let
783
00:37:52,896 --> 00:37:55,194
something like a little
busted knee stop them.
784
00:37:55,197 --> 00:37:58,476
You want freedom? It
doesn't come with R&R.
785
00:37:58,479 --> 00:38:02,279
Freedom means arms
severed and legs blown off.
786
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,907
Every soldier has the scars of battle.
787
00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:06,825
We're not soldiers!
788
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:09,244
We're fugitives.
789
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:13,081
My wife and I just had a son.
790
00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:15,250
I was planning on getting
settled in Montreal
791
00:38:15,251 --> 00:38:16,671
and then sending for them.
792
00:38:16,674 --> 00:38:18,754
And what if I die out here tonight
793
00:38:18,762 --> 00:38:20,639
and never see them again?
794
00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:28,806
Well, if you died,
795
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:31,526
you'd have the respect of your son.
796
00:38:31,529 --> 00:38:33,796
He'd be able to say that
his dad did everything
797
00:38:33,799 --> 00:38:35,563
to give him a better life.
798
00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:39,858
You may be an asshole
799
00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:43,487
and a know-it-all
and a pain in the ass,
800
00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:45,572
but you're a hero to your family.
801
00:38:47,862 --> 00:38:49,265
Thank you,
802
00:38:49,268 --> 00:38:51,296
Scout Master.
803
00:38:53,957 --> 00:38:55,583
It's Frank.
804
00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:01,964
All right, you get some rest.
I'll take the first watch.
805
00:39:01,965 --> 00:39:03,341
All right.
806
00:39:10,223 --> 00:39:11,765
We got a deacon, a priest,
807
00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:13,433
and a bunch of nuns to join the cause.
808
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,227
Thinking of starting a collection plate,
809
00:39:15,228 --> 00:39:16,812
raise some funds for the kids.
810
00:39:16,813 --> 00:39:19,338
That'd be incredible.
811
00:39:19,341 --> 00:39:20,482
Yeah.
812
00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:22,109
I can't believe
813
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:25,112
all the people whose
lives you're touching.
814
00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:27,447
You're like the person
815
00:39:27,448 --> 00:39:29,951
I w-wish I had around
when I was growing up.
816
00:39:32,572 --> 00:39:34,247
How is that?
817
00:39:36,205 --> 00:39:40,455
Someone to... stand up for me,
818
00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:43,484
take on the world. Be my
motherfuckin' defender.
819
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,968
I can be your motherfuckin' defender.
820
00:40:32,818 --> 00:40:35,187
You made it to Canada, friend.
821
00:40:35,190 --> 00:40:37,976
May they treat you well.
822
00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:40,452
God speed.
823
00:40:40,455 --> 00:40:42,690
Salaam alaikum.
824
00:41:07,987 --> 00:41:09,091
Hey, mornin'.
825
00:41:09,092 --> 00:41:10,842
Yo.
826
00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:12,190
You still on that Bible shit?
827
00:41:12,193 --> 00:41:13,762
Yeah, proving to my online haters
828
00:41:13,763 --> 00:41:15,263
that Jesus is a fag hag.
829
00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:17,766
@HolyMoses4562 just keeps
830
00:41:17,767 --> 00:41:19,768
writing "abomination" in all caps.
831
00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:22,077
Tell @HolyMoses to
eat a dick in all caps.
832
00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:26,566
Hey.
833
00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:28,402
What's going on? Long night?
834
00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:30,612
Up late fighting with Kassidi.
835
00:41:30,613 --> 00:41:32,781
She still giving you shit
about going back to school?
836
00:41:32,782 --> 00:41:34,741
She fucking worships me.
837
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:36,910
I'm not gonna let that
go, just end up like
838
00:41:36,911 --> 00:41:39,329
everyone else in this family
who can't keep a relationship.
839
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:40,374
- Whoa, what's that...
- Who says we can't...
840
00:41:40,376 --> 00:41:41,667
- supposed to mean?
- Hold a relationship?
841
00:41:41,669 --> 00:41:44,374
We're in love, everyone's
gonna have to accept that.
842
00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:48,463
Got any more evaporated milk?
843
00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:50,424
You gonna use that for Franny?
844
00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:52,884
It's cheaper than formula and
I don't have day care today.
845
00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:58,056
Another gaycorcism's going down.
846
00:41:58,057 --> 00:41:59,099
Gotta gather the kids.
847
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:00,393
See ya.
848
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:03,020
What's up, bud?
849
00:42:03,021 --> 00:42:05,063
Missed call from Sierra.
850
00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:06,861
Oh, fuck.
851
00:42:06,864 --> 00:42:08,023
Sierra?
852
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,777
Thought she ditched you.
853
00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:12,571
Eh, you're right.
854
00:42:12,572 --> 00:42:14,615
We do suck at relationships.
855
00:42:18,828 --> 00:42:20,412
I'm home. I'm home!
856
00:42:20,413 --> 00:42:21,538
I'm home!
857
00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,343
Overweight minimum wage workers
858
00:42:23,346 --> 00:42:25,500
buying discount laundry detergent!
859
00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:28,545
I have missed you so much!
860
00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,672
God bless America!
861
00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:33,741
God bless America! Wha-ha!
862
00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:44,479
Hey, Xan.
863
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:49,174
Hey.
864
00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:53,820
Look, I, uh...
865
00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:56,239
I wanted to apologize for last night.
866
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,533
We're fuck buddies, not a love triangle.
867
00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:00,161
Everything's chill.
868
00:43:02,872 --> 00:43:04,248
Cool.
869
00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:08,444
Ya fucked up.
870
00:43:08,447 --> 00:43:10,354
She's pissed.
871
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,199
Good boy, Toto.
872
00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:53,213
Mommy's gonna get her tuition.
873
00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:54,885
Yes, she is.
874
00:43:58,052 --> 00:44:00,346
How long Svetlana been on her break?
875
00:44:02,181 --> 00:44:04,975
Feels like a long time, right?
876
00:44:04,976 --> 00:44:07,102
Kev, this isn't good.
877
00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:10,260
I told you, she is plotting
something against us.
878
00:44:10,263 --> 00:44:12,023
Some Russian chick
comes in here yesterday,
879
00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:14,986
and ever since, Svetlana's
been acting weird.
880
00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:17,249
That's it.
881
00:44:17,252 --> 00:44:19,614
I'm gonna put a stop to this.
882
00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,534
Domination time.
883
00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:27,539
All right, what's on the laptop?
884
00:44:27,540 --> 00:44:28,768
It's personal business.
885
00:44:28,771 --> 00:44:31,257
New rule: no personal business at work.
886
00:44:31,260 --> 00:44:33,837
- Open the laptop.
- No. It's private.
887
00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:35,714
New rule: show us what's on the laptop
888
00:44:35,715 --> 00:44:37,004
or get shipped to the gulag.
889
00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:38,382
_
890
00:44:38,385 --> 00:44:39,640
Show us what's on the damn computer,
891
00:44:39,642 --> 00:44:40,937
or we're gonna call Immigration.
892
00:44:40,940 --> 00:44:42,512
We had a deal. No ICE.
893
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,306
New rule: no deal.
894
00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:45,932
Show us the fucking laptop!
895
00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:46,934
Fine!
896
00:44:48,811 --> 00:44:50,645
You want to see what I'm doing?
897
00:44:50,646 --> 00:44:52,606
I am looking up fact after fact
898
00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:53,885
about rich old fuck
899
00:44:53,888 --> 00:44:55,650
who's about to marry
a bottom-rate whore
900
00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:57,986
who I helped smuggle into this country.
901
00:44:57,987 --> 00:44:59,863
She gets to have American dream,
902
00:44:59,864 --> 00:45:02,407
live life of beauty and privilege
903
00:45:02,408 --> 00:45:04,576
while I sit here and get shit on
904
00:45:04,577 --> 00:45:06,119
by two ex-lovers who still
905
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:08,496
treat me like a prostitute slave,
906
00:45:08,497 --> 00:45:10,874
who make me wear a vampire blouse
907
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:12,111
just to strip me
908
00:45:12,114 --> 00:45:15,254
of the last bit of
dignity that I still have.
909
00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:29,809
Yo, bro.
910
00:45:29,812 --> 00:45:31,613
We gotta talk, man.
911
00:45:31,616 --> 00:45:32,852
Yo, I'm working, all right...
912
00:45:32,855 --> 00:45:34,189
Sierra kicked me out.
913
00:45:34,192 --> 00:45:35,500
Yeah, I heard you're a dad again.
914
00:45:35,502 --> 00:45:37,859
Congrats.
915
00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,317
I don't know what to do.
916
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,862
It took a long time
917
00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:42,678
to get Lucas and Sierra
to trust me again.
918
00:45:42,681 --> 00:45:44,115
Shit was finally getting better for us.
919
00:45:44,116 --> 00:45:47,202
All right, just keep your
voice down, all right?
920
00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:49,204
Could you just...
921
00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:50,764
Just talk to Sierra for me?
922
00:45:50,767 --> 00:45:52,900
Tell her to take me back.
923
00:45:52,903 --> 00:45:54,751
I can't get involved in this, okay?
924
00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:57,255
Please, man, please. She respects you.
925
00:45:58,881 --> 00:46:02,384
I don't know what I'll
do if I lose them again.
926
00:46:02,385 --> 00:46:06,429
I'm finally clean, you know?
927
00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:10,100
I don't want to be a junkie again.
928
00:46:10,101 --> 00:46:11,559
You gotta help me.
929
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:13,444
If not for me, for Lucas,
930
00:46:13,447 --> 00:46:16,731
'cause I fucking love that kid.
931
00:46:16,732 --> 00:46:19,109
And he...
932
00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:22,028
He needs a dad.
933
00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:23,905
Please, dude, just...
934
00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:26,784
just... just talk to her.
935
00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:33,499
That was a nice thing
you said to that woman.
936
00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:40,336
Were you just stringing
me along earlier?
937
00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:41,589
What?
938
00:46:41,590 --> 00:46:44,509
The bowling thing?
939
00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:47,470
No, I thought it'd be fun to hang out.
940
00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:50,098
Look, if-if you're not into
me, you just need to say so,
941
00:46:50,099 --> 00:46:51,850
but don't invite me
to meet all your exes
942
00:46:51,851 --> 00:46:53,351
and then ignore me the whole time.
943
00:46:53,352 --> 00:46:55,645
We're not in high
school. Just be up front.
944
00:46:55,646 --> 00:46:58,648
You giving me ultimatums
before we're even dating?
945
00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,442
Yeah. I am.
946
00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:04,112
Also, I'm not some
messy, complicated chick
947
00:47:04,113 --> 00:47:06,156
who's stuck in a house
with a crazy family.
948
00:47:06,157 --> 00:47:08,367
I've got goals and plans.
949
00:47:08,370 --> 00:47:10,288
And I'm an amazing fuckin' catch.
950
00:47:17,010 --> 00:47:20,043
What says "please stop
threatening to kill yourself"?
951
00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:22,955
Rhinestone bracelet. My
four-year-old bedazzled it.
952
00:47:22,958 --> 00:47:24,417
Excellent choice, but sounds like
953
00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:25,967
you're looking for
more of a promise ring?
954
00:47:25,968 --> 00:47:27,260
What's a promise ring?
955
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:28,845
Like, commitment with an exit route.
956
00:47:28,846 --> 00:47:30,272
Got a red sapphire.
957
00:47:30,275 --> 00:47:32,640
Or this, cubic zirconia.
958
00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:34,142
Looks like the real thing.
959
00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:36,478
From the jewelry
collection of Iceberg Slim.
960
00:47:36,479 --> 00:47:38,421
Local pimp. Hundred bucks.
961
00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:44,235
Look, I gotta meet another
client, so what's it gonna be?
962
00:47:44,236 --> 00:47:45,678
I'd go with the pimp.
963
00:47:50,993 --> 00:47:53,588
In the name of Jesus, the
Lord's only begotten son...
964
00:47:53,591 --> 00:47:55,955
I rebuke the devil's homosexuality
965
00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:57,457
from your body and your soul.
966
00:47:57,458 --> 00:47:59,834
You are pure and holy just as you are.
967
00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,961
Your gay body is a blessing, not a sin.
968
00:48:01,962 --> 00:48:03,129
No, sir.
969
00:48:03,130 --> 00:48:05,340
No, sir. Not today.
970
00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:07,330
This is not the place for your message.
971
00:48:07,333 --> 00:48:08,957
Oh, my message of love?
972
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:10,804
A church isn't a place for that?
973
00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:12,222
You are not welcome here, son.
974
00:48:12,223 --> 00:48:13,348
- Ushers!
- I'm not welcome?
975
00:48:13,349 --> 00:48:15,057
I thought everyone was
welcome in the house of God.
976
00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:16,518
Easy, come on, fellas. Take it easy.
977
00:48:16,519 --> 00:48:18,479
Not when you're disrupting God's word!
978
00:48:18,482 --> 00:48:21,106
All right, well, you can't
stop the movement for justice.
979
00:48:21,107 --> 00:48:23,108
This isn't over!
980
00:48:23,109 --> 00:48:24,901
All right. Hey, kid, don't
listen to these pricks, okay?
981
00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:26,987
You're gonna be okay. We're coming back!
982
00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:29,322
Hi.
983
00:48:29,325 --> 00:48:30,858
Sign me for second semester, please.
984
00:48:30,861 --> 00:48:33,952
Oh, it's good to see you made it back.
985
00:48:33,953 --> 00:48:35,241
Okay.
986
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:41,626
Two...
987
00:48:41,627 --> 00:48:43,878
Don't ask.
988
00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:55,127
Hey.
989
00:48:56,767 --> 00:48:58,560
Hey.
990
00:48:58,561 --> 00:49:01,257
Look, I-I know
991
00:49:01,260 --> 00:49:02,986
you've been through a lot.
992
00:49:02,989 --> 00:49:05,467
And it's not really any
of my business, but, um...
993
00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:13,700
Charlie's crazy about you.
994
00:49:13,701 --> 00:49:15,577
You know, I mean, the dude,
995
00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:17,412
he won't leave me alone
996
00:49:17,413 --> 00:49:18,913
until you give him another shot.
997
00:49:22,585 --> 00:49:25,253
I mean, I-I get it.
998
00:49:25,254 --> 00:49:27,005
You know, you-you're
not the kind of girl
999
00:49:27,006 --> 00:49:29,632
somebody wants to lose.
1000
00:49:43,872 --> 00:49:46,105
Butt bumping is Jesus' love!
1001
00:49:46,108 --> 00:49:48,109
Dry humping is Jesus' love!
1002
00:49:48,110 --> 00:49:50,069
Dry humping is Jesus' love!
1003
00:49:50,070 --> 00:49:52,113
Dry humping is Jesus' love!
1004
00:49:52,114 --> 00:49:54,186
Dry humping is Jesus' love!
1005
00:49:54,189 --> 00:49:55,999
Carpet munching is Jesus' love!
1006
00:49:56,002 --> 00:49:57,952
Carpet munching is Jesus' love!
1007
00:49:57,953 --> 00:50:00,374
- Carpet munching...
- Is Jesus' love!
1008
00:50:00,377 --> 00:50:02,582
That's enough. That's enough!
1009
00:50:02,583 --> 00:50:03,917
We have the right to demonstrate.
1010
00:50:03,918 --> 00:50:05,467
You are blaspheming the Lord!
1011
00:50:05,470 --> 00:50:07,378
Preaching hate is blasphemy.
1012
00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:09,275
I will not allow you
1013
00:50:09,278 --> 00:50:10,965
to drag down the good
morals of this church...
1014
00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:12,350
Carpet munching is Jesus' love!
1015
00:50:12,353 --> 00:50:13,650
For your own sick beliefs.
1016
00:50:13,653 --> 00:50:14,819
Carpet munching is Jesus' love!
1017
00:50:14,821 --> 00:50:16,411
Carpet munching is Jesus' love!
1018
00:50:16,414 --> 00:50:18,513
I'm telling you to leave.
1019
00:50:18,516 --> 00:50:19,974
Butt bumping is Jesus' love!
1020
00:50:19,975 --> 00:50:21,625
Leave the premises now!
1021
00:50:21,628 --> 00:50:24,461
- Please, leave the...
- Dry humping is Jesus' love!
1022
00:50:24,464 --> 00:50:26,481
Dry humping is Jesus' love!
1023
00:50:26,482 --> 00:50:28,316
Nipple licking is Jesus' love!
1024
00:50:28,317 --> 00:50:30,151
Nipple licking is Jesus' love!
1025
00:50:30,152 --> 00:50:31,861
Nipple licking is Jesus' love!
1026
00:50:31,862 --> 00:50:33,738
Nipple licking is Jesus' love...
1027
00:50:34,823 --> 00:50:35,740
Hey, stand back.
1028
00:50:35,741 --> 00:50:38,326
Everybody, stand back.
1029
00:50:38,327 --> 00:50:40,621
Hey, look at me. Stay with me.
1030
00:50:42,203 --> 00:50:44,225
Hey! Come on!
1031
00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:47,628
Come on.
1032
00:50:51,507 --> 00:50:54,175
Come on, come on. Wake up. Wake up.
1033
00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:55,625
Oh, my God.
1034
00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:03,561
He's breathing.
1035
00:51:06,855 --> 00:51:08,232
Wow.
1036
00:51:10,025 --> 00:51:11,278
Thank God.
1037
00:51:58,824 --> 00:52:00,951
You leaving?
1038
00:52:02,911 --> 00:52:04,955
Yeah, uh...
1039
00:52:06,570 --> 00:52:09,500
Look, I'm sorry. I wanna...
1040
00:52:09,501 --> 00:52:12,962
stay and be here with you.
1041
00:52:16,175 --> 00:52:17,885
I should go.
1042
00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:28,102
Friends, patriots, allies,
1043
00:52:28,103 --> 00:52:30,911
I have traveled through
the depths of hell.
1044
00:52:30,914 --> 00:52:34,108
Fell from a horse,
limped through the woods,
1045
00:52:34,109 --> 00:52:36,778
just to have my final source of income
1046
00:52:36,779 --> 00:52:39,155
stripped away from me by the Canucks.
1047
00:52:39,156 --> 00:52:42,492
I am returning to an automated America
1048
00:52:42,493 --> 00:52:47,288
where the white man is
replaced by robots and Chinese.
1049
00:52:47,289 --> 00:52:49,919
I am penniless and empty-handed,
1050
00:52:49,922 --> 00:52:52,126
and the only solace I have
1051
00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:53,820
is sharing a lot of beers
1052
00:52:53,823 --> 00:52:56,214
with my blue-collar
brothers and sisters.
1053
00:52:56,215 --> 00:52:58,966
Who's buying?
1054
00:52:58,967 --> 00:53:02,598
So you don't have our meds?
1055
00:53:02,601 --> 00:53:05,473
That's one part of what I said.
1056
00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:08,766
Perhaps you missed the
part about my hardship!
1057
00:53:08,769 --> 00:53:10,395
I gave you 100 bucks, Frank!
1058
00:53:10,396 --> 00:53:12,614
- Frank... get him!
- You little shit!
1059
00:53:12,617 --> 00:53:14,297
- Frank!
- God, he's fast.
1060
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,326
Is that your cello?
1061
00:53:28,497 --> 00:53:30,578
Refurbishing it for a friend.
1062
00:53:33,248 --> 00:53:36,836
So, uh...
1063
00:53:36,839 --> 00:53:39,172
I'm sorry about the
ultimatum thing earlier.
1064
00:53:41,635 --> 00:53:44,117
I'm actually much more
1065
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:47,933
calm once you get to know
me and... don't blow me off.
1066
00:53:52,938 --> 00:53:54,898
You're pretty damn intriguing.
1067
00:53:57,252 --> 00:53:59,045
I'll say that.
1068
00:54:00,805 --> 00:54:02,334
How intriguing?
1069
00:54:35,439 --> 00:54:37,231
I'm gonna finish my work now.
1070
00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:48,243
Okay.
1071
00:54:52,986 --> 00:54:57,460
Okay, I'm gonna... let you finish.
1072
00:55:00,923 --> 00:55:02,424
Okay.
1073
00:55:03,926 --> 00:55:05,064
Bye.
1074
00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:55,080
Over here.
1075
00:56:03,318 --> 00:56:05,027
What the fuck, Carl?
1076
00:56:05,028 --> 00:56:07,780
Well, I wanted to rekindle
the first time we fell in love.
1077
00:56:07,781 --> 00:56:11,267
So I brought something for the occasion.
1078
00:56:15,998 --> 00:56:18,416
Oh, my God!
1079
00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:21,252
Yes, I'll marry you! Fucking hell yes!
1080
00:56:21,253 --> 00:56:23,004
Oh, my God...
1081
00:56:23,005 --> 00:56:24,630
Marry me?
1082
00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:26,811
Yes! Yes!
1083
00:56:28,158 --> 00:56:30,052
Yes, yes!
1084
00:56:49,781 --> 00:56:52,906
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