1 00:00:01,876 --> 00:00:03,837 Oh, hey. Look, I can't tell you 2 00:00:03,878 --> 00:00:05,422 what happened last week on Shameless. 3 00:00:05,463 --> 00:00:06,840 I'm dealing with a bit of a plumbing issue. 4 00:00:06,881 --> 00:00:09,509 -[liquid bubbling] - Fuck! 5 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:12,262 Debbie! Hey, get up here, all right? 6 00:00:12,303 --> 00:00:13,888 Franny tried to flush a Care Bear 7 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:15,765 down the toilet again. 8 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:18,393 Dementia? 9 00:00:18,435 --> 00:00:21,187 Motherfucker! 10 00:00:21,229 --> 00:00:25,150 How did I get here? Fiona? Lip? 11 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:26,526 [Mickey] Terry's coming home today. 12 00:00:26,568 --> 00:00:28,028 [Ian] They sending him home with a nurse 13 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:29,362 -or something at least? -I don't think so. 14 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,406 Can I help? 15 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,866 My mom's moving to Louisville. 16 00:00:32,907 --> 00:00:35,368 She says there's no community here for her anymore. 17 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:38,371 I just wanna crawl into bed and cry myself to sleep. 18 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,040 [Lip] Look, we sell the stuff from Born Free, 19 00:00:40,081 --> 00:00:42,000 -that'll carry us for a while. -Can't use my garage. 20 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,418 Yeah, we couldn't use that anyway. 21 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,919 You know, it's the first place cops would look. 22 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:46,254 -The cops? -Yeah, they might come 23 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:47,714 pokin' around. 24 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,132 [Tami] Hey, did you hear Born Free 25 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:51,634 -got broken into last-- -[Lip] Brad and I broke in. 26 00:00:51,676 --> 00:00:53,094 I just--I needed to do something. 27 00:00:53,136 --> 00:00:54,637 And if you get caught and go to jail, 28 00:00:54,679 --> 00:00:56,639 what is that gonna fix? 29 00:00:56,681 --> 00:00:58,725 [Debbie] So why didn't you tell me you abandoned a kid? 30 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,310 You ran out on people who needed you 31 00:01:00,351 --> 00:01:02,228 because you wanted to go do your own shit. 32 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:05,398 You are piling all your abandonment issues on me. 33 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,900 Monica ran out on you, 34 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:09,194 and now the rest of them wanna run out on you too. 35 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:10,403 Fuck! 36 00:01:10,445 --> 00:01:11,571 [Debbie] What the fuck are you doing? 37 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:13,073 -We're selling! -No! 38 00:01:13,114 --> 00:01:14,699 -[Lip] Hey-- -[overlapping yelling] 39 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:15,992 [detective] Does Philip Gallagher live here? 40 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:17,243 He's inside. Just be careful. 41 00:01:17,285 --> 00:01:19,746 He's got a sledgehammer. 42 00:01:27,837 --> 00:01:29,881 rock music 43 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:38,098 Think of all the luck you got 44 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:41,142 Know that it's not for naught 45 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:44,604 You were beaming once before 46 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:48,942 But it's not like that anymore 47 00:01:48,983 --> 00:01:52,112 What is this downside 48 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:55,782 That you speak of? 49 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:57,742 What is this feeling 50 00:01:57,784 --> 00:02:00,537 You're so sure of? 51 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:12,757 Round up the friends you got 52 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,593 Know that they're not for naught 53 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:19,097 You were willing once before 54 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:23,268 But it's not like that anymore 55 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:26,437 What is this downside 56 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:29,983 That you speak of? 57 00:02:30,024 --> 00:02:32,443 What is this feeling 58 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:35,655 You're so sure of? 59 00:02:44,873 --> 00:02:46,499 [detainee] Psst! 60 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,668 Psst! 61 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,170 [softly] Hey! 62 00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:52,046 Psst! Psst! 63 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:54,632 [detainee] You wanna watch me jerk off? 64 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,134 [Lip] Thanks, but fuck no. 65 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,635 -[buzzer] -[click] 66 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:00,972 Hey, you got any updates on what's goin' on? 67 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:02,640 [cop] When the detectives are ready for you, 68 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:04,184 -they'll let ya know. -All right, could I get 69 00:03:04,225 --> 00:03:05,643 -a sandwich or somethin'? -Legally don't gotta provide 70 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:07,187 any food, 'cause legally you're not under arrest. 71 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:09,147 All right, so legally, I can just go. 72 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,274 Sure, but you try to leave, they probably will arrest you 73 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,818 and bring you right back in. 74 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,862 [Lip exhales] 75 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:19,574 [detainee] Psst! 76 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,827 -Is Lip okay? -[Carl] Ah, he'll be all right. 77 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:24,829 It's not his first time getting questioned. 78 00:03:24,871 --> 00:03:26,331 He can handle an interrogation. 79 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:28,374 You can't just use your cop "get outta jail free" card? 80 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:29,876 When I get in, I'm gonna try to 81 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,044 grease the wheels of justice. 82 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:33,379 Do we have any triple-A batteries? 83 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:35,006 That's a big hole. 84 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,425 Coulda just said he wanted to renovate. 85 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,052 Your brother's a fuckin' drama queen, man. 86 00:03:39,093 --> 00:03:40,762 Hey, scarf that shit down. I wanna go check on Terry. 87 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:42,764 We have a lotta pick-ups today. I don't know if we have time. 88 00:03:42,805 --> 00:03:45,350 We would if you stopped yappin' and started eatin'. 89 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:46,851 [Liam] You guys remember I have a thing after school, right? 90 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:47,852 [Ian] Yeah, of course. 91 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:49,229 [Carl] Wouldn't miss it, buddy. 92 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:52,190 What thing? Don't ya want your dad there, 93 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,400 -cheerin' you on? -Mm...not really. 94 00:03:54,442 --> 00:03:56,236 Well, what is it, anyway? 95 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:58,071 A contest to pick a new name for my school. 96 00:03:58,112 --> 00:03:59,948 The winner gets a free iPad. 97 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:01,658 Why does your school need a new name? 98 00:04:01,699 --> 00:04:04,244 'Cause it's named after Dennis Hastert. 99 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:06,120 Fuck is Dennis Hastert? 100 00:04:06,162 --> 00:04:09,332 Former speaker of the House of Representative. 101 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,376 -Native Chicagoan. -And a child molester. 102 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,503 He's canceled. 103 00:04:13,544 --> 00:04:16,381 Canceled? You can't cancel history. 104 00:04:16,422 --> 00:04:18,424 It's already happened. 105 00:04:18,466 --> 00:04:20,760 Political correctness is gonna kill this country. 106 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:22,428 He diddled kids. 107 00:04:22,470 --> 00:04:24,222 Uh, beside the point. 108 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:27,183 We can't be applying today's sexual standards 109 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:29,769 to...molesters of yesteryear. 110 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,271 Molesting used to be okay? 111 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:33,439 [Frank] Dennis Hastert brought a lotta federal dollars 112 00:04:33,481 --> 00:04:34,941 to Illinois. 113 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,609 I don't think I can just stand by 114 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:39,279 while the PC police erase his legacy. 115 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:42,073 This is the hill you wanna die on, Frank? 116 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,158 -Defending a pedo? -[Frank] Defending tradition, 117 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,619 defending our shared history? Yeah. 118 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:48,663 I'll die on this hill. 119 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:51,165 This is a hill we all should die on together. 120 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:53,126 [Mickey] Come on. Hey, let's go. 121 00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:55,128 I wanna make sure they're takin' care of fuckin' Terry 122 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:57,005 over there. 123 00:04:57,046 --> 00:04:59,007 That one has an Uber coming for him in ten, 124 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:01,217 and that one isn't my problem. 125 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,177 -[Ian] Where's Debbie? -Since when am I in charge 126 00:05:03,219 --> 00:05:04,971 of keeping track of Debbie? 127 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:06,222 Aren't you in, like, a committed 128 00:05:06,264 --> 00:05:07,557 lesbian scissoring thing? 129 00:05:07,598 --> 00:05:09,267 You mean a relationship? 130 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,561 I don't know. We never defined it. 131 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:14,147 But, uh, since she didn't come home last night, I guess not. 132 00:05:14,188 --> 00:05:16,149 What are supposed to do with Franny? 133 00:05:16,190 --> 00:05:18,276 -We gotta get to work. -She's not my fucking problem. 134 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:21,404 None of this shit is, your sister included. 135 00:05:21,446 --> 00:05:23,573 -[door slams] -[Carl] Okay, come on, Franny. 136 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:25,825 I will drop you off at school on my way to work. 137 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,910 Okay, hey, uh, let me know 138 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:29,620 when you find out about Lip, all right? 139 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,331 Yeah. 140 00:05:31,372 --> 00:05:33,833 Uh, what's that guy doing? 141 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:37,420 upbeat music 142 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:40,131 This goddamn thing doesn't work! 143 00:05:42,717 --> 00:05:44,385 -Shit! -[remote clatters] 144 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,806 -[moans] Mm-- -[Kev] All right, my love, 145 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,641 I let ya sleep in. I even turned a blind eye 146 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:52,310 when you moved from the bed to the couch 147 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,811 and slept some more. 148 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:55,897 But now it's time to carpet denim. 149 00:05:55,938 --> 00:05:58,316 -[Veronica] What? -Carpet denim. 150 00:05:58,358 --> 00:05:59,525 It's Latin for wake up! 151 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:02,528 Oh, I just wanna sleep. Please. 152 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:05,531 You wanna talk about it? 153 00:06:05,573 --> 00:06:07,909 My mama's moving. She's abandoning us. 154 00:06:07,950 --> 00:06:10,495 -What's there to talk about? -Oh, we can go visit 155 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:12,038 for holidays and stuff. 156 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,207 Who doesn't wanna spend Christmas in Kentucky? 157 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,418 V, if you don't get up, 158 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,212 we're gonna be late opening the Alibi. 159 00:06:19,253 --> 00:06:21,005 -Who cares? -What about the girls? 160 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,548 We gotta get them ready-- you don't want me 161 00:06:22,590 --> 00:06:24,634 -doing their hair, do you? -Who cares? 162 00:06:24,675 --> 00:06:26,636 V, you're the one who always says 163 00:06:26,677 --> 00:06:28,513 that a white woman can take her daughter to school 164 00:06:28,554 --> 00:06:30,807 lookin' any old way, but if a Black woman does it, 165 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:32,558 people start to question whether she's a fit mother-- 166 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,810 Go away! 167 00:06:33,851 --> 00:06:36,145 Is there anything I can do to get you up? 168 00:06:36,187 --> 00:06:37,897 -Okay, fine. -Oh. 169 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,899 -[small laugh] I'm up. -Okay, great! 170 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:42,151 [Veronica] I'm goin' back upstairs and gettin' into bed. 171 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:44,320 You keep botherin' me, I'ma stab your ass. 172 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:45,988 Watch. 173 00:06:46,030 --> 00:06:47,990 [muffled toilet flushing] 174 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:49,909 [sighs] 175 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:51,327 [Calista] How'd you sleep? 176 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,496 [Debbie] Not great. 177 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:56,040 Seriously, who the fuck do they think they are? 178 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,875 I'm sorry, I don't know who we're talking about. 179 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,420 My family. Sandy, her... 180 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:02,880 fucking husband, and her secret child. 181 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:05,800 Thanks for letting me crash, by the way. 182 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:07,802 Feel bad I put you outta your bed. 183 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:11,389 -Couch is pretty comfortable. -I mean, we could have shared. 184 00:07:12,056 --> 00:07:14,392 Under normal circumstances, I would have loved that. 185 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,185 But I can tell you're pretty emotional, 186 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:18,729 and I didn't wanna take advantage. 187 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:21,065 [phone chimes] 188 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,575 You got plans today? 189 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:31,868 [Calista] Work. 190 00:07:31,909 --> 00:07:34,287 -Too bad. -[beads clatter] But... 191 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:36,789 I'm the boss. You wanna come? 192 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:40,376 [sighs] 193 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:43,129 See, I was at home with my lady and my kid. 194 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:45,131 All right? She'll vouch for me. 195 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:46,799 The kid, he can't talk yet, but if he could, 196 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:48,968 he'd say Daddy was home all night. 197 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:50,761 [Jones] We have your juvenile arrest records, 198 00:07:50,803 --> 00:07:52,472 okay? 199 00:07:52,513 --> 00:07:54,807 So you can drop the choir boy act. 200 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,851 No, you see, tha-that's the old me, all right? 201 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:59,812 I'm reformed now. I'm sober, even. 202 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:02,064 You know, I'm not sayin' I'm a saint but, uh, 203 00:08:02,106 --> 00:08:03,900 I'm a family man, makin' an honest living. 204 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:05,318 Okay, asshole, 205 00:08:05,359 --> 00:08:07,236 we know that you were involved with the robbery, 206 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,614 so you can either cooperate, or we can make you cooperate. 207 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,532 All right, first of all, if you knew I was involved 208 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,159 in the robbery, I'd be in cuffs right now, 209 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:15,036 and second of all, I am cooperating. 210 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:17,288 What am I doing if I'm not cooperating? 211 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,665 Look, make it easy on yourself. 212 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:22,251 Tell us where the bikes are, who helped you, 213 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:26,088 and maybe we can recommend you avoid doin' real time. 214 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:28,883 punchy music 215 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:34,722 Hey, can I go? [sniffs] 216 00:08:46,234 --> 00:08:48,027 [Lip clears his throat] 217 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:55,618 Oh, motherfucker, when's the last time that got changed? 218 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:57,119 Fuck do I know? I can't see it. 219 00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:59,038 -You can smell it, though. -We don't have time for this. 220 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,665 We're behind schedule, and we have to wrap up early 221 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:02,959 for Liam's thing. Mickey-- 222 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:06,587 What the fuck are you-- Hey, get-- 223 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,005 [door slams] 224 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,299 [Ian] Come on, man. 225 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:12,051 Aah. What the hell, Mick? 226 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:14,262 Terry duty, asshole. Get up! 227 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:16,764 Naw, no way, man. I took care of him on Tuesday. 228 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,558 -It's not my turn-- -Empty his shit bag, 229 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:21,519 or I empty your skull-- your choice. 230 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:26,983 Uh, hey, could you look up something 231 00:09:27,024 --> 00:09:28,693 related to a recent arrest for me? 232 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,278 Sure. What's the name of the perp? 233 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:32,238 Um...Philip Gallagher. 234 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,992 Rookie, are you really asking me 235 00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:38,202 to break every protocol in the book so you can 236 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,246 potentially interfere with an ongoing investigation 237 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:43,082 involving one of your family members? 238 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,251 [Carl] Uh... 239 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:46,502 I'm fuckin' with you. [laughs] 240 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,754 I misuse this system all the time. 241 00:09:48,796 --> 00:09:50,089 One of the perks of the job. 242 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:53,050 G-A-L-L-A 243 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:56,012 G-H-E-R. 244 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,181 Hmm. No arrest yet, 245 00:09:59,223 --> 00:10:01,601 but they are seeking a warrant for his house. 246 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:03,269 Just waitin' on a judge's signature. 247 00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,854 [Carl] Shit. 248 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,732 -[Stamps] Gallagher. -Ah, ma'am. 249 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,692 Do you know who my new training officer's gonna be? 250 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,360 [Stamps] Training officer? 251 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:13,112 That's not gonna happen. 252 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,448 No one wants to work with you on account of the Carl Curse. 253 00:10:15,489 --> 00:10:16,449 [Carl] Ma'am? 254 00:10:16,490 --> 00:10:18,659 The Carl Curse. 255 00:10:18,701 --> 00:10:20,953 Everyone who trained you ends up injured. 256 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,456 You ever heard of a lucky rabbit's foot? 257 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:24,582 [Carl] Yeah. 258 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:25,916 You're the opposite of that. 259 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,127 Now, not all bad news. 260 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,796 -I got you a new assignment. -What is it? 261 00:10:30,838 --> 00:10:32,798 They just walked in. 262 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,967 - exciting music -Take off that uni 263 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:36,636 and meet us outside. 264 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,346 You're with Vice now. 265 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:39,680 [Carl] Hell, yeah! 266 00:10:39,722 --> 00:10:42,183 God, how cool are they? 267 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,936 -Damn it. -[phone chimes] 268 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,316 -[Kev] Oh, shit. -[Amy] Bad word! 269 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:53,986 I'm sorry, girls--I just got an email from the Man. 270 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,863 What do you think-- taxes, jury duty? 271 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,406 Unpaid parking tickets? 272 00:10:57,448 --> 00:10:59,825 -Maybe it's a pizza party. -[Kev] Life lesson. 273 00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:01,827 Emails from the government are never awesome. 274 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,663 They always suck. 275 00:11:03,704 --> 00:11:05,831 Here goes. 276 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:08,668 [Amy] Is it a pizza party? 277 00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:10,169 Even better. 278 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,962 A surprise for Mommy. 279 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,506 Come on. 280 00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:16,425 mellow funk music 281 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:26,352 Shit. 282 00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,354 Shit! 283 00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:29,605 Fuck. 284 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,192 Tami, hey, it's Lip. 285 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,360 We got a big fuckin' problem, all right? 286 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:35,528 Carl just told me that, um... 287 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,154 [cop] Can you believe it? 288 00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,490 Uh...you know what? Never mind. 289 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,033 I'll just, uh... I'll see ya at home. 290 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:43,869 All right? Bye. 291 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,872 [Calista] We're just goin' to my bar. 292 00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,999 You can wear what you already have on. 293 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:51,001 I wore this yesterday. 294 00:11:52,753 --> 00:11:54,338 If you don't like anything I have... 295 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,049 No! It's not that, I just-- I don't know. 296 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,551 I wanna dress up a little. 297 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,052 Always makes me feel better, 298 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,846 which could definitely help right now, 299 00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:03,514 considering my mood borders on... 300 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,849 homicidal rage. 301 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,058 You wanna talk about it? 302 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,143 [Debbie] What's to talk about? 303 00:12:07,184 --> 00:12:08,644 My life might be a dumpster fire, 304 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,480 but it doesn't mean I can't look good. 305 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:14,066 Hey, what's this? 306 00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:16,902 It's my ex, Haley's, old stuff. 307 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,487 Cute 308 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:20,364 Can I borrow some of it? 309 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,199 Sure. 310 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,743 Sweet. 311 00:12:23,784 --> 00:12:25,995 rock music 312 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,293 funky music 313 00:12:32,334 --> 00:12:34,462 These are yours? 314 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:36,922 Sure does look like it. Get in. 315 00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:38,591 Can I drive? 316 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:40,134 No. 317 00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:41,635 Hey, can you at least tell me what we're doin'? 318 00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:44,597 - Dah dah dah -[engines revving] 319 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:47,266 Dah dah dah 320 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:50,561 Dah dah dah 321 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:54,148 Dah dah-dah 322 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,615 -Hey, you're up. -Headed to my mom's. 323 00:13:02,656 --> 00:13:04,700 -Why? -I'm gonna help her pack. 324 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,577 Oh. You feelin' better about her movin'? 325 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,288 Uh, no. I'm gonna go steal the keys to her U-Haul. 326 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,623 Really? 327 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,249 I should. 328 00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,920 But I decided to be a supportive daughter instead. 329 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:19,131 Gonna approach her leaving with a positive attitude. 330 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,466 Oh, positive. 331 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,259 [Veronica] Yes, asshole. 332 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,470 Positive, mature. A ray of fucking sunshine. 333 00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,721 Why shouldn't I be? 334 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:27,139 My mom's moving halfway across the world. 335 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,225 -Kentucky's not that far. -Bye, Kev. 336 00:13:29,266 --> 00:13:31,560 Well, I was hoping we could spend the afternoon together. 337 00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,437 I have the rest of my miserable life to spend with you. 338 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,731 -My mom leaves in two days. -What time ya comin' back? 339 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,942 When I feel like it! 340 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,778 Askin' so many damn questions. 341 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:41,821 [door slams] 342 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:44,198 But why now? 343 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,992 He touched those boys decades ago. 344 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:51,163 Doesn't cancel culture have a statute of limitations? 345 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:54,625 Mr. Gallagher, Dennis Hastert no longer reflects our values. 346 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,043 [Frank] The hell he doesn't! 347 00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,670 He was speaker of the House, 348 00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:59,505 third in line for the presidency. 349 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,966 He was a wrestling coach! 350 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:05,344 How else are wrestling coaches supposed to demonstrate holds 351 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,722 if they don't... grope some boys? 352 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:11,809 -Context matters. -Please keep your voice down. 353 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,520 -[Liam] Can I go to class? -Yes. 354 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,439 [Frank] And... w-why are you 355 00:14:17,481 --> 00:14:19,942 leaving it to the kids? Kids are stupid. 356 00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,610 The school board wanted the children 357 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,863 to feel ownership and pride in the new name. 358 00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,365 That's why the contest has been limited to current students 359 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:29,201 and alumni. 360 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,536 [Frank] Alumni? 361 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,454 I'm an alumnus! 362 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:34,331 -[sighs] You are? -[Frank] Hell, yes! 363 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:36,750 Back when it was still J. Edgar Hoover. 364 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,879 Go, Feds. 365 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:41,881 No, fuck you! F-- 366 00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:44,717 Tough talk on the other end of a phone, bitch. 367 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,719 No, no, no, no--Michigan, fuckin' China. 368 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:47,761 It doesn't matter where you hide out. 369 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,388 I am gonna hunt you down. 370 00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:51,599 I'm gonna empty Terry's shit bag in your fuckin' mouth, 371 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,058 you piece of shit! 372 00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,602 [Ian] Cousin Joey? 373 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,562 Dickhead just decided to run off. 374 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:58,772 Hidin' out with one of his scumbag friends in Michigan, 375 00:14:58,814 --> 00:15:00,316 all so he can avoid taking care of Terry. 376 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,734 Fuckin' believe that? 377 00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,485 [Ian] I mean, it is Terry. 378 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:05,738 Obviously, we can't rely on family for this. 379 00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,573 We're gonna have to hire someone to do it. 380 00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,617 Like with money? 381 00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:12,036 Yeah, get one of those house nurses or whatever. 382 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,163 [Ian] You wanna hire a nurse? 383 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:15,789 I thought we were saving up for our own place. 384 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:17,499 Well, shit shifted. 385 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:20,044 [Ian] Shit shifted to Terry. 386 00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:23,547 I have to worry about you? The whole loyalty department? 387 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,090 What? 388 00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:26,884 Yeah, when I'm too old to wipe my own ass, 389 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,761 you're gonna be over there counting fuckin' pennies, 390 00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,387 decidin' whether or not you can take care of me? 391 00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,348 -That's different. -Family's family. 392 00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,936 Fine. We'll find a fucking nurse. 393 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,521 [Ian, under breath] Wipe your ass. 394 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,941 [funky background music] 395 00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:43,943 Ah. I'll go for another. 396 00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:48,113 Hey, it's five o'clock somewhere. 397 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,907 [Calista] Ha. 398 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,242 Anyone at home wondering where you might be all day? 399 00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,495 Trust me, they don't give a shit. 400 00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:57,539 [Calista] Hey, guys. 401 00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,084 Uh, sit anywhere you like. I'll be right with you. 402 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,671 You boys celebrating something? 403 00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:05,714 Uh...we're taking an extended 404 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,549 and hopefully very boozy lunch break 405 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:10,010 so we can commemorate the day this ugly bastard was born. 406 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:11,428 [chuckles] 407 00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:13,430 That's so nice. 408 00:16:13,472 --> 00:16:14,890 How 'bout some shots on the house? 409 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,768 On the house? No. 410 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:21,021 I can do Happy Hour price in honor of the birthday boy. 411 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,606 Will you two do a shot with us? 412 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,400 I'm on the clock. 413 00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:25,818 Red? 414 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,320 Pour 'em up. 415 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:35,411 Tam! 416 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,496 Yo, we gotta clear out the boxes! 417 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,625 [pounding on door] 418 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,293 [Jones] Police. Open up! 419 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:47,006 [pounding] 420 00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:50,592 [pounding continues] 421 00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,761 All right, all right, all right! 422 00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,013 [Jones] Philip Gallagher, we have a warrant 423 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,681 to search the premises. 424 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,808 Yeah, well, come on in. 425 00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:04,106 [Pitts] You know, if I was a lifetime criminal 426 00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,525 motorcycle mechanic who just stole 427 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,068 a shitload of motorcycles, 428 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,654 I might just be dumb enough 429 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,823 to keep them in the most obvious place. 430 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,159 Where's your garage? 431 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:34,219 [clanging] 432 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,684 Well, shit, 433 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:43,020 look, sorry, no stolen bikes, 434 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,563 but, uh, you're welcome to take 435 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,857 one of those Christmas tree stands. 436 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:49,193 I don't know how we ended up with two. 437 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,987 light guitar music 438 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:58,660 -Keep these, right? -Oh, no. Give away pile. 439 00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,579 What? I love these. 440 00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:02,289 It's not Christmas without these plates. 441 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,625 Girl, they have been in that box since 2007, 442 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,251 which, coincidentally, is the last time 443 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:08,170 that we had dinner at my house. 444 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,589 What am I gonna do with a Santa table setting for 12 445 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:12,841 -in Louisville, huh? -You are literally 446 00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,718 throwin' away everything. What's the point? 447 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,970 We should just back a garbage truck in here 448 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,222 and shovel everything in it. 449 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,641 -Yeah, that's not a bad idea. -Ma... 450 00:18:20,682 --> 00:18:24,645 this is my entire childhood, all of our memories. 451 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,313 Throw away the damn plates, V! 452 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,443 Thought helping you, hangin' out might be fun, 453 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,070 but this shit is awful. 454 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,863 -I thought we would talk! -Excuse me. 455 00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:37,199 Had you asked instead of just inviting yourself over, 456 00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:40,953 I would've told you that I'm too busy to hang out and talk. 457 00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:43,956 Oh, shit...I gotta get over to my storage unit. 458 00:18:43,997 --> 00:18:46,250 -I'll go with. -Uh, no, thanks. 459 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,127 -Why not? -Because I've had enough 460 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,878 of your company today. 461 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:51,296 Look, I'm excited about Louisville, 462 00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:52,881 and you killin' my vibe. 463 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,967 I'm not dyin'. I'm just movin'. 464 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,594 So what? Get over it. 465 00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,318 [Pablo] If it isn't my favorite vice detectives. 466 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,362 Man, you know I had to bring you some dogs 467 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:17,364 from downtown for later-- extra relish, 468 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,491 -extra celery sauce. -Aw...muah! 469 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:21,076 You gentlemen are heroes. 470 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,537 I can never make it all the way downtown to get these. 471 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,497 How're these fine machines treatin' ya? 472 00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,374 Uh, she rides just a little rough, 473 00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,376 but tell me what the story is on that Viper over there. 474 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,919 [Pablo] I need a few days before I can 475 00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,713 -let ya take that one. -[Young] What's wrong with it? 476 00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:34,047 Belonged to a parks commissioner 477 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,340 accused of embezzling city funds. 478 00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,509 Blew his brains out in the front seat. 479 00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,761 Still a mess on the dashboard. 480 00:19:39,803 --> 00:19:41,305 [laughter] 481 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,848 [Carl] Yo, wait. 482 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,017 So you guys just come here and take whatever you want? 483 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:46,518 [Hightower] As long as it helps aid 484 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,020 an ongoin' investigation. 485 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:51,023 Or if we think it looks cool. Ya got anything new? 486 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,691 Glad you asked. I been able to 487 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,944 squirrel away a few things for you gents. 488 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,657 Act now, before it's logged as evidence. 489 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,327 Take what you want 490 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:07,706 You gotta take what you want 491 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,709 Give it all you got 492 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,628 Hey, barkeep! Another. 493 00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,296 Take what you want... 494 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,797 Let's make these your last. 495 00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:17,674 What? The day's young! 496 00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,686 I have some coke, 497 00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:32,022 if you're interested. 498 00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,861 [Pitts] All clear. 499 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:40,739 -[Lip] Hey. Hey, buddy. -Hey. 500 00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:42,282 Uh, what's goin' on? 501 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:44,243 [Lip] They think I robbed Born Free. 502 00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,245 What? Ha. Wait--you? 503 00:20:46,286 --> 00:20:47,579 No. 504 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:49,706 Yeah. Checked the whole house. 505 00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:52,167 But came up empty-handed, 'cause... 506 00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:54,461 I didn't do it. 507 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:57,005 [Tami] Go ahead. 508 00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:58,423 Hey, and, uh, good luck, you know, 509 00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,968 finding the real criminals, guys. 510 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:09,184 Lip, we need to talk, okay? 511 00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,436 -You cannot just-- -Shh, shh, shh. 512 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:14,439 [car engine starts] 513 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:17,442 You moved all the boxes outta the garage? 514 00:21:17,484 --> 00:21:19,903 Well, they didn't move themselves. 515 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,280 Where'd you put 'em? 516 00:21:21,321 --> 00:21:24,032 [Tami] Uh, in my dad's basement. 517 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:26,952 [Lip] Hey. 518 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:28,412 [Tami] Lip. 519 00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:31,957 Y-you can't put our family in danger like this. 520 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,126 You have Fred to think about. You have me to think about. 521 00:21:34,167 --> 00:21:36,962 We can't have the cops just showing up at our house and... 522 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,797 hello! 523 00:21:40,507 --> 00:21:42,968 Are you even listening to a word that I'm saying? 524 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,262 Kay, why are you staring at me like that? 525 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,348 Sorry, sorry. It's just, um... 526 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,350 uh, I-I guess this whole Gallagher thing 527 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,687 is finally rubbin' off on ya. 528 00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:55,856 I didn't know you had it in you. 529 00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,316 [Tami] Well... 530 00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,318 yeah, I... 531 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,653 I didn't know I had it in me either. 532 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:04,406 You know, Carl called, 533 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:07,326 told me about the warrant, and I just... 534 00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:08,660 I just acted. 535 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,746 It was like something clicked in my brain, 536 00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:12,664 and I just went on autopilot. 537 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,084 Does this make me an accomplice? 538 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,461 Accessory after the fact. 539 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:18,920 Oh. 540 00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:26,511 It's kinda hot. 541 00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:28,430 [Lip] Yeah, it is. 542 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,974 [Tami] I thought being a criminal would be exciting, 543 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,853 but I didn't know that it would be... 544 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:37,981 sexually exciting. 545 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:40,567 -What about Fred? -[Tami] He's out like a light. 546 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,569 [whispers] We'll be quiet. 547 00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,863 [Lip] You? I doubt it. 548 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,531 [Tami giggles] 549 00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:49,242 I'll just bite your shoulder when I get the urge to scream. 550 00:22:49,284 --> 00:22:51,787 [giggling] 551 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,540 I don't need a fuckin' nurse. 552 00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:57,042 [Mickey] You can't walk, Terry. 553 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,418 You can't feed yourself. You can't bathe yourself. 554 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,003 You shit in a bag. Stop me when any of this 555 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,172 sounds like someone who doesn't need a fuckin' nurse. 556 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,548 Then just take me to the park. 557 00:23:03,590 --> 00:23:05,550 Leave me there and let me die in peace. 558 00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:07,552 Oh, see, viable option. Even Terry thinks so. 559 00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:09,638 [doorbell rings] 560 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:15,060 -Hi. -Hi, I'm Jasmine. 561 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:16,895 -You must be... -Ian, yeah. 562 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,397 Come on in. 563 00:23:18,438 --> 00:23:20,565 Mickey, Terry, this is Jasmine, 564 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,484 Terry's in-home health aide. 565 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,069 You got me a n-- 566 00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:25,362 [Mickey, cheerfully] Nah-- 567 00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,406 Nice lady to watch you while we head to work. 568 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:30,575 Yeah. You fuck this up, I'ma cut your dick off. 569 00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:31,993 I wouldn't feel it anyway. 570 00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:33,995 [Jasmine] Don't you all worry. 571 00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:36,415 I'm gonna take good care of Dad here. 572 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:40,544 [Terry growls] 573 00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:43,463 Thanks. I know dealin' with Terry is a pain in the ass. 574 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,632 Fuckin' expensive, but now I don't have 575 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,093 to worry about anything. I can focus on work-- 576 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:52,097 Just forgot something in my car. 577 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:55,809 rock music 578 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:57,894 She's probably comin' right back. 579 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,147 [Ian] Yeah. 580 00:24:05,152 --> 00:24:07,612 Gallagher, look alive. 581 00:24:07,654 --> 00:24:09,656 All right, look, I want you to 582 00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:11,575 make a buy off this guy, all right? 583 00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,952 Quarter bag. Ask for it "dusty." 584 00:24:13,994 --> 00:24:16,288 All right. But I don't have any money. 585 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:18,457 Here. All right? 586 00:24:18,498 --> 00:24:20,208 [Young] Hurry up. 587 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,793 Look both ways before you cross the street. 588 00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:23,253 [car horn honks] 589 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:26,256 I'm putting bodies on the board 590 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,592 Like you've never seen before... 591 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:31,636 [Carl] Hey, man, I need a cop. 592 00:24:31,678 --> 00:24:32,888 Loud or reggie? 593 00:24:32,929 --> 00:24:36,099 Reggie. Quarter. Make it dusty. 594 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,726 60. 595 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:39,394 Nah nah nah nah nah 596 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,313 So when you're in my sights 597 00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:42,939 Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 598 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:45,984 Nah nah nah-nah-nah... 599 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:47,486 Freeze, fucker! You're under arrest. 600 00:24:47,527 --> 00:24:48,945 -Turn around. -You're a cop? 601 00:24:48,987 --> 00:24:50,864 Hands on your head. Face the wall! 602 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,782 [Young] What the fuck are you doing, kid? 603 00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:54,284 Making the arrest like you said to. 604 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,619 No, stupid asshole! We told you to make a buy. 605 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:56,995 No one said anything about making an arrest. 606 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,497 Apologize to this guy. 607 00:24:58,538 --> 00:25:00,832 Uh, I'm...sorry? 608 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,542 [Young] Keep the drugs, Gallagher. 609 00:25:04,377 --> 00:25:06,296 Let's get outta here, man. 610 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:10,300 Come on! Pulling guns out and shit! 611 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:15,639 Oh, God, coke is fantastic. 612 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,474 I know, right? [sniffs] 613 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,185 Yeah. I can see why people become junkies 614 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,020 and run away from their responsibilities. 615 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:23,480 -[sniffs] -You know, for me, 616 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:26,024 when it comes to drugs versus, like, a job...pffft. 617 00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:27,359 Drugs win. 618 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,818 [both chuckle] 619 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,695 What kinda jobs have you had? 620 00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:35,200 Ah! Let's see, uh, I was a nurse. 621 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,619 I was an elementary school teacher. 622 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:39,204 Addiction counselor. 623 00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,665 That was fun. Ha ha. 624 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:43,667 Uh, and now, 625 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:46,878 the, uh, assistant manager at the illustrious 626 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:49,714 Mailbox Unlimited Copy and Shipping Center. 627 00:25:49,756 --> 00:25:51,758 Oh! Impressive. 628 00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,928 Is coke supposed to make you horny? 629 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,763 'Cause I feel like I need to... 630 00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,848 hump that box right there. 631 00:25:58,890 --> 00:26:01,351 [both laughing] 632 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,937 [Jared clears throat] 633 00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:08,400 Ahem. 634 00:26:10,860 --> 00:26:12,320 I'm...gay. [laughs] 635 00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:13,989 Me too! 636 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:17,450 Well, I haven't...been with a girl since high school. 637 00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:19,411 It's like riding a bike. 638 00:26:19,452 --> 00:26:21,496 Baby, don't you cry 639 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:26,334 It's time for us to say goodbye 640 00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:28,712 [Tommy] So all I gotta do is put these decorations up, 641 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,088 and I get free beer for a week? 642 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:31,756 [Kev] Ha. Nice try. Two days. 643 00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,550 I don't know, man. There's a lotta stuff in here. 644 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,343 -Week seems reasonable. -All right, fine. 645 00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,678 You know what? I'll just ask Kermit. 646 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,597 -He'll probably do it for free. -Fine! 647 00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:40,932 I accept your lowball offer. 648 00:26:41,641 --> 00:26:43,435 Hey, babe! 649 00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:45,270 How are you? You doin' good? 650 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,230 Feelin' better that you saw your mom? 651 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:48,690 No. She had to get something from storage, 652 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:51,192 -so might as well work. -Okay, well, 653 00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:53,445 how 'bout we get outta here, do something to cheer you up? 654 00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:55,447 No, thanks. Here to work. 655 00:26:55,488 --> 00:26:57,032 [Kermit] How 'bout Ron Popeil? 656 00:26:57,073 --> 00:26:59,367 Ronco HQ was right down the street. 657 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:01,036 [Frank] That's a great idea. 658 00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:02,454 Hugh Hefner Middle School, huh? 659 00:27:02,495 --> 00:27:04,789 -Think about it. -Fellas. Ditka. 660 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:06,791 Mike Ditka Middle School. Contest over. 661 00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:07,959 -Ooh! -What are you fools 662 00:27:08,001 --> 00:27:09,294 talkin' about? 663 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:11,171 Frank's trying to name his old junior high. 664 00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:12,922 Why does it need a new name? 665 00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:14,841 It doesn't. That's the point. 666 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,426 It was fine the way it was. 667 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,136 -Hear, hear. -Nevertheless, 668 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,472 I need a surefire winner 669 00:27:20,513 --> 00:27:22,307 so it doesn't get coopted 670 00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:25,352 by a bunch of politically correct millennial activists. 671 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:28,563 Last thing I need is my son attending 672 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:32,859 Tofu Middle School of Multicultural Granola Studies. 673 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:34,486 What's it called now? 674 00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:36,613 Dennis Hastert Middle School. 675 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:39,658 -The child molester? -Former Speaker of the House. 676 00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:41,910 Why are you guys worried about trying to protect 677 00:27:41,951 --> 00:27:44,245 some meaningless, symbolic name anyway? 678 00:27:44,287 --> 00:27:46,164 How 'bout you try to protect the real Chicago, 679 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:47,666 the real South Side, 680 00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:50,126 the people and institutions who make this town great? 681 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:52,253 If you hadn't noticed, they're being shut down every day. 682 00:27:52,295 --> 00:27:54,839 Because this renaming trend is bullshit. 683 00:27:54,881 --> 00:27:56,424 It's just another way for society 684 00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:58,468 to erase the hard work of white guys. 685 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,720 Because at some point, and who knows why, 686 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:02,931 being a white guy suddenly became uncool. 687 00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:05,934 Or maybe white guys are finally being held accountable 688 00:28:05,975 --> 00:28:07,977 for all of the horrible stuff they've done, 689 00:28:08,019 --> 00:28:10,647 like child molestation, for example. 690 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,607 And you, in particular, don't have to worry about 691 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,943 when white men became uncool, 'cause as far as I can tell, 692 00:28:14,984 --> 00:28:17,153 you've always been... whatever this is. 693 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:19,197 -Ha ha ha. -[Frank] Ho ho ho! 694 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,740 And, Frank, why waste your time? 695 00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:22,784 Liam's gonna be outta that school and on to a high school 696 00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:25,412 with an equally problematic name in no time. 697 00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:28,248 [Frank] They're trying to erase the history of white men 698 00:28:28,289 --> 00:28:29,916 who built this great country. 699 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,584 How far back are we going 700 00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,545 with this revisionist history crusade? 701 00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:35,755 Do we have to reexamine Adam 702 00:28:35,797 --> 00:28:37,924 at the Garden of Eden? 703 00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:39,718 You think Adam was white? 704 00:28:39,759 --> 00:28:41,261 Ha ha ha. 705 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:45,640 The point is, I went to that school. 706 00:28:46,850 --> 00:28:49,394 Best years of my life in those halls, 707 00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:51,896 in those classrooms. 708 00:28:51,938 --> 00:28:55,734 Year I played baseball, we had a bully on the team. 709 00:28:55,775 --> 00:28:57,485 Johnny Wisneiwski. 710 00:28:57,527 --> 00:29:01,114 A big, fat bruiser. He could hit a ball... 711 00:29:01,156 --> 00:29:02,866 almost a mile. 712 00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:05,285 If you made an error in the game, 713 00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:08,371 Johnny was sure to use the wet end of his towel 714 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,540 to rattail your genitals in the shower 715 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:13,585 to remind you of how useless you were. 716 00:29:13,626 --> 00:29:17,630 Everybody was scared to death of big, fat Johnny Wisneiwski. 717 00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:21,301 Well, one day, he thwacked my naked wet ass 718 00:29:21,342 --> 00:29:23,928 with that towel, and I blew up. 719 00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:26,598 I pantsed him. What do you think we saw? 720 00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:28,433 His dick. I'm guessing you saw his dick. 721 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,143 Not just any dick. 722 00:29:30,185 --> 00:29:32,520 The tiniest little button of a pink dick 723 00:29:32,562 --> 00:29:33,813 you've ever laid your eyes on. 724 00:29:33,855 --> 00:29:36,191 And Johnny Wisneiwski's reign of terror 725 00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:39,569 ended that very day, thanks to yours truly. 726 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,613 I was king after that. 727 00:29:41,654 --> 00:29:44,574 And all my kids went there. 728 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,117 There are Gallagher memories 729 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:49,788 embedded in every inch of that school. 730 00:29:49,829 --> 00:29:52,290 Should probably be called-- 731 00:29:53,958 --> 00:29:55,960 No. 732 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:58,588 It should definitely be called 733 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:00,799 Gallagher Middle School. 734 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:03,843 Gallagher Middle School. 735 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:08,223 Outstan-- Gallagher Middle School! 736 00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:10,558 Jesus! Of course! 737 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,727 Whadda ya say we do this: 738 00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:15,313 we go pick up the girls, we stop for expensive froyo 739 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:17,482 with all the fancy toppings, huh? 740 00:30:17,524 --> 00:30:19,567 How many times I have to tell you I'm not in the mood? 741 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:21,236 I know, but I think today could be really special 742 00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:23,613 if we let it be. It would make me happy, 743 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:25,323 and I'm pretty sure it could make you happy too. 744 00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:27,700 Please. For me. 745 00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:30,537 The love of your life. 746 00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:34,123 [small laugh] [softly] Fuckin' froyo. 747 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:36,543 [Veronica sighs] 748 00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:43,341 [both sigh, chuckle] 749 00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:45,051 [Tami] Ohh... 750 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:47,846 Hey, I'm gonna take a shower. 751 00:30:47,887 --> 00:30:50,181 And while I'm in there... 752 00:30:50,223 --> 00:30:51,558 [Lip] Yep? 753 00:30:51,599 --> 00:30:53,476 Think up our next caper. 754 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,019 -Caper? -[giggles] 755 00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:58,106 -[Lip] You a Batman villain? -Uh, more like Bonnie. 756 00:30:58,147 --> 00:31:00,525 You know, Bonnie and Clyde? 757 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,527 Yeah. Think I mighta heard of them. 758 00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:04,612 [Tami] Something where we almost get caught 759 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:06,781 but then we get away with it. 760 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,950 [Lip] We could... 761 00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:11,870 -pull a bank robbery. -Or a jewel heist. 762 00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:14,122 I mean... 763 00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:16,708 I would consider murder for hire. 764 00:31:16,749 --> 00:31:18,835 [Lip laughs] 765 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,461 Hey, uh, 766 00:31:20,503 --> 00:31:23,882 gotta go to this thing Liam's doing at his school later. 767 00:31:23,923 --> 00:31:26,009 -Mm-hmm. -[Lip] Wanna come? 768 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:27,886 Yeah, yeah, I suppose I can pretend to be 769 00:31:27,927 --> 00:31:29,721 a law-abiding citizen for the night. 770 00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:31,556 [phone chiming] 771 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:33,433 Oh. 772 00:31:33,474 --> 00:31:36,436 Hey, Cami. 773 00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:39,063 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. 774 00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:41,107 Slow down. 775 00:31:41,149 --> 00:31:43,067 He was crying? About what? 776 00:31:43,109 --> 00:31:44,903 -I'm confused. -[Lip] What? 777 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:48,740 The cops? 778 00:31:48,781 --> 00:31:50,116 They want Brad to come in for questioning? When? 779 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:51,743 [Lip] No, no, he's gonna crack. 780 00:31:51,784 --> 00:31:55,079 rock music 781 00:31:55,121 --> 00:31:56,581 He's on his way to the station now? 782 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,207 -Uh, when did he leave? -[Lip] Shit, shit! Fuck! 783 00:31:59,459 --> 00:32:01,628 This lady should work. 784 00:32:01,669 --> 00:32:03,713 Terry doesn't have a problem with Asian people, does he? 785 00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,214 I mean, I don't know. 786 00:32:05,256 --> 00:32:07,050 He likes a lot of Chinese food and Bruce Lee movies. 787 00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:08,927 Found his porn stash once when we were kids. 788 00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:10,845 Had a pretty decent amount of Asian chicks in it. 789 00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:12,597 Then we got nothin' to worry about. 790 00:32:12,639 --> 00:32:13,932 We should just get goin'. 791 00:32:13,973 --> 00:32:15,892 All right, the agency said this one's tough? 792 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,436 Yeah. Said she's one of those Vietnamese boat people. 793 00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:20,605 Doesn't get much tougher than that. 794 00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:24,525 [speaking dialect of Vietnamese] 795 00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:35,536 Maybe I should ask the agency 796 00:32:35,578 --> 00:32:37,080 for somebody white this time, huh? 797 00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:39,624 Yep. 798 00:32:42,001 --> 00:32:45,088 -[Carl] This place is legal. -[Hightower] Yeah, it is. 799 00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:47,590 So then why you want me to buy from them, then? 800 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:50,468 [Young] Listen, this detail 801 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:52,011 is a golden elevator. 802 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:53,930 It'll take you right to the top, 803 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,473 wherever you wanna go. 804 00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:57,475 What're you thinking? 805 00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,477 -SWAT? -[Carl] Oh, shit. 806 00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:01,646 Grenades? Assault rifles? 807 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,773 -I love SWAT. -That's only gonna happen 808 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,608 if we give you a good recommendation, 809 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:06,985 and we're only gonna do that 810 00:33:07,026 --> 00:33:10,238 if you do what we say, no questions. 811 00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:13,324 You wanna ride that golden elevator, don't you? 812 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:14,659 Yes, sir, I do. 813 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:16,160 Good boy. 814 00:33:16,202 --> 00:33:18,746 Go make the buy. 815 00:33:18,788 --> 00:33:22,458 Uh, sirs, quick question. Why me? 816 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,085 You know, like, out of all the rookies in the city, 817 00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:25,586 why pick me? 818 00:33:25,628 --> 00:33:27,964 While your personal assessment indicates 819 00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:30,591 that you might ask a lotta fuckin' questions, 820 00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:33,761 you're likely to accept anything we tell you is true. 821 00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:35,013 Huh. 822 00:33:35,054 --> 00:33:36,848 Roger that. 823 00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:39,434 upbeat music 824 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,655 [indistinct chatter] 825 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:54,741 [Calista] Hey, have you guys seen my friend Debbie? 826 00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:56,909 Redhead, had a little too much to drink? 827 00:33:56,951 --> 00:33:58,453 -No? - Look at me, one, two 828 00:33:58,494 --> 00:34:00,621 Three, one, two, three 829 00:34:00,663 --> 00:34:03,332 [both moaning] 830 00:34:05,209 --> 00:34:07,336 Debbie? 831 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:10,298 Jared? What the fuck? 832 00:34:10,339 --> 00:34:12,967 -Who is that? -My husband. 833 00:34:13,009 --> 00:34:15,178 Ah ah ah ah ah... 834 00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:16,554 [Calista] Debbie, wait. Come inside. 835 00:34:16,596 --> 00:34:18,890 Let's talk. Debbie! 836 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,478 [Terry] Where'd your butt buddy go? 837 00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:25,354 To pick up your next victim. 838 00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:27,565 -I don't need no nurse. -Well, maybe if you weren't 839 00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,984 such a ragin' asshole, your family'd take care of you, 840 00:34:30,026 --> 00:34:32,987 and we wouldn't have to pay someone to be nice to ya. 841 00:34:33,696 --> 00:34:35,073 [groans] Ugh. 842 00:34:35,114 --> 00:34:37,658 -That tastes like dog food! -Keep complainin', 843 00:34:37,700 --> 00:34:38,993 I will feed you dog food for real. 844 00:34:39,035 --> 00:34:40,495 Ugh. 845 00:34:40,536 --> 00:34:41,704 Oh, no, no-- 846 00:34:41,746 --> 00:34:43,998 -Come-- -Mm-mm. 847 00:34:48,586 --> 00:34:51,380 You woulda probably made a half-decent son 848 00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:54,383 if it wasn't for that whole fudge packer thing. 849 00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:59,639 Well, you probably woulda made a half-decent dad 850 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,183 if it weren't for the whole... 851 00:35:02,225 --> 00:35:05,436 racist, homophobic, beatin' the shit outta me thing. 852 00:35:22,453 --> 00:35:25,581 Have a good one. 853 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:28,126 Good work, kid. 854 00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:31,045 [murmuring] 855 00:35:31,087 --> 00:35:33,381 Oh, wait--there's a lotta street weed in there. 856 00:35:34,465 --> 00:35:36,384 You contaminated the evidence now. 857 00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:39,554 -You're mixing it up! -Naw, man! 858 00:35:39,595 --> 00:35:42,056 Your eyes is playin' tricks on you, kid. 859 00:35:44,433 --> 00:35:46,269 [Carl] You're literally doing it on purpose. 860 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:48,437 Why? Oh, come on. 861 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:50,148 I deserve to know what I'm involved in. 862 00:35:50,189 --> 00:35:51,816 The weed you bought on the street 863 00:35:51,858 --> 00:35:53,317 was laced with angel dust. 864 00:35:53,359 --> 00:35:54,944 Now the dispensary weed is too. 865 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:57,989 So now we can file criminal charges against the dispensary. 866 00:35:58,030 --> 00:35:59,574 Why? 867 00:35:59,615 --> 00:36:01,951 Because the legal weed is cutting into our bottom line. 868 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:09,542 If legal dispensaries put all the street dealers outta work, 869 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:11,294 what's left for us, huh? 870 00:36:11,335 --> 00:36:13,588 You know how much we make off of kickback in bribes 871 00:36:13,629 --> 00:36:15,464 -from street dealers? -But isn't that wrong? 872 00:36:15,506 --> 00:36:17,341 [Young] Paid for my boat. 873 00:36:17,383 --> 00:36:19,302 It paid for my second mistress's 874 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:20,761 first Brazilian butt lift. 875 00:36:20,803 --> 00:36:22,930 [Young] We frame legal shops, we shut 'em down, 876 00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:24,891 we get more illegal weed back on the street. 877 00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:26,559 More illegal weed equals more dealers, 878 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:29,520 more dealers equals more cash in our pockets. 879 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:33,191 So, really, it's up to you, Gallagher. 880 00:36:33,232 --> 00:36:34,817 You want some kickbacks? 881 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,777 [Youngblood] Or you wanna spend the rest of your career 882 00:36:36,819 --> 00:36:39,614 bustin' your hump, poundin' a beat? 883 00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:44,285 Fine. Let me help. 884 00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:46,871 Good. So how many more dispensaries 885 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,873 do we gotta put outta business today? 886 00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:50,708 Uh looks like five. 887 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,793 Next up is Dank Dorm, 888 00:36:52,835 --> 00:36:54,962 then New Leaf Collective, Heavy Fog, 889 00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:56,714 New Heights, and last but not least, 890 00:36:56,756 --> 00:36:58,591 The Alibi Room. 891 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:00,843 [Youngblood] All right, let's get it. 892 00:37:03,679 --> 00:37:05,973 -[Lip] Brad's not pickin' up. -Well, this is the station 893 00:37:06,015 --> 00:37:08,017 closest to his house, so if he's going anywhere, 894 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,518 it's here. 895 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,354 Think he can hold up under an interrogation? 896 00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:12,855 Hell, no. 897 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,317 Wait. There he is. Okay. 898 00:37:16,359 --> 00:37:19,403 All right, do what you gotta do to keep him quiet. 899 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:23,032 [Lip] Hey, man. 900 00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:25,534 Brad? 901 00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:27,119 Brad. Brad! H-- 902 00:37:27,161 --> 00:37:29,830 punchy music 903 00:37:29,872 --> 00:37:30,998 Brad! Brad! 904 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,044 [Brad] Ah! Let me go! 905 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:36,712 Get off me! I'm gonna confess! 906 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:37,755 [Lip] Shh, shh! 907 00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:38,839 Let me go! It's the only way! 908 00:37:38,881 --> 00:37:40,341 Shut the fuck up, all right? 909 00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:43,177 Talk to us. We only wanna talk, all right? 910 00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:53,604 Go, go, go! 911 00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:55,439 Just in here. 912 00:37:55,481 --> 00:37:58,609 Terry, this is Sister Mary Luke. 913 00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:00,611 [Mary Luke] Oh, just Mary Luke is fine. 914 00:38:00,653 --> 00:38:03,864 My days in a habit are long gone. 915 00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,995 You must be Terry. 916 00:38:09,036 --> 00:38:10,955 I should warn you, he's been a handful today. 917 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:12,957 You idiots got me a fuckin' nun? 918 00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:14,625 -[hard smack] -Watch your language 919 00:38:14,667 --> 00:38:16,335 in the presence of ladies. 920 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:17,878 -Jesus Christ, lady! -[hard smack] 921 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,798 [Mary Luke] And we'll not take the Lord's name in vain. 922 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:23,676 Before the diocese shut my convent down, 923 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:26,178 I was tending to the elderly sisters. 924 00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:29,265 Sister Cecilia had dementia 925 00:38:29,307 --> 00:38:32,351 and a colorful vocabulary. 926 00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:37,273 I found that a-a swift smack usually fixed her behavior. 927 00:38:38,607 --> 00:38:40,985 -Yeah, that works for me. -Solid strategy. 928 00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:00,129 [door opens] 929 00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:01,964 There he is! 930 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:04,050 I have an exciting offer for you. 931 00:39:04,091 --> 00:39:07,345 I'd like to give you a chance to abandon your lame entry 932 00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:10,348 into the name change contest and join forces with me. 933 00:39:10,389 --> 00:39:14,226 -Why would I do that? -Because I'm gonna win. 934 00:39:14,268 --> 00:39:18,439 The Francis Gallagher and Children Middle School. 935 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:21,400 Thanks, but no thanks. I really want that iPad. 936 00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:23,986 I don't give a damn about the iPa-- 937 00:39:24,028 --> 00:39:26,572 well, I mean, if we won, we'd pawn it, 938 00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:29,742 and I'd take a cut, but that's not the point. 939 00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:32,828 We have to preserve the-the Gallagher legacy. 940 00:39:34,789 --> 00:39:36,665 We'd never be forgotten. We'd be immortal. 941 00:39:36,707 --> 00:39:39,168 Yeah, I'm good, man. 942 00:39:40,628 --> 00:39:43,089 I'm-I'm not gonna make this offer again. 943 00:39:45,299 --> 00:39:47,176 Well, suit yourself. 944 00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,055 I have to hit the head. 945 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:58,104 No TP in there. 946 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:13,369 You know, I-I wanna-- 947 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,746 I wanted to talk to you about somethin'. 948 00:40:17,456 --> 00:40:20,501 I think we should team up on the name change contest. 949 00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:22,169 Now, b-before you say no, 950 00:40:22,211 --> 00:40:24,880 I should tell you what my idea is. 951 00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:27,425 The Francis Gallagher and Children Middle School. 952 00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:30,094 You literally just told me this 30 seconds ago. 953 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:32,304 I did? 954 00:40:33,180 --> 00:40:35,933 -What'd you say? -No, Frank! 955 00:40:35,975 --> 00:40:37,435 Hmm. 956 00:40:38,644 --> 00:40:39,812 Hmm. 957 00:40:48,028 --> 00:40:50,865 [Frank] No toilet paper in here. 958 00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:55,786 No way, dude--Veronica'll put my nuts in a table vice. 959 00:40:55,828 --> 00:40:57,621 Yeah, well, if you don't get rid of their weed, 960 00:40:57,663 --> 00:40:59,373 -she'll be in jail. -[Tommy] Okay, I'll tell them 961 00:40:59,415 --> 00:41:00,958 if I see them, but there's no way 962 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,627 I'm touching their product without talking to them first. 963 00:41:07,631 --> 00:41:09,133 [Carl] Hey, what was that last place 964 00:41:09,175 --> 00:41:10,468 we were supposed to hit today? 965 00:41:10,509 --> 00:41:12,595 The A-Alibi Room? 966 00:41:12,636 --> 00:41:14,638 I think that's it, right? 967 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:16,724 Well, if it's the place I'm thinkin' of, 968 00:41:16,765 --> 00:41:18,225 it's really not worth bustin'-- 969 00:41:18,267 --> 00:41:21,312 low-rent, mom/pop spot, couple of stale weed brownies, 970 00:41:21,353 --> 00:41:23,314 nickel bags-- we shouldn't waste our time. 971 00:41:23,355 --> 00:41:25,649 The list is the list. 972 00:41:25,691 --> 00:41:27,151 We got three more after lunch, 973 00:41:27,193 --> 00:41:29,153 and then it's on to-- what'd you call it? 974 00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:31,363 The Alibi Room. 975 00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:42,791 [phone chiming] 976 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,336 Hello. 977 00:41:45,377 --> 00:41:47,838 What? For how long? 978 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,673 I had no idea. 979 00:41:49,715 --> 00:41:51,175 Someone else was supposed to pick her up-- 980 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:53,010 m-my girlfriend. 981 00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:54,845 Well, I-I'm so sorry, 982 00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:57,306 but I can promise you that I would never abandon 983 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,642 my daughter at school. I was at work, I-- 984 00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:01,101 When you're a single working mother 985 00:42:01,143 --> 00:42:04,313 trying to provide for a kid, things like this happen. 986 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:05,773 Hello? 987 00:42:05,814 --> 00:42:07,191 Hi, Franny. 988 00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:09,193 Mommy's on her way, honey. 989 00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:10,819 I know. Mommy misses you too, honey. 990 00:42:10,861 --> 00:42:13,113 I'll be right there. 991 00:42:13,155 --> 00:42:14,448 [passerby] Hey, baby, I got something 992 00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:17,034 that'll put a smile on your face...right here. 993 00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:21,872 You know what? Actually, I would love that. 994 00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:24,208 For real? 995 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:26,210 Oh--fuck! Uhh-- 996 00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:29,004 punchy music 997 00:42:31,423 --> 00:42:34,385 You just checked your messages, like, two minutes ago. 998 00:42:34,426 --> 00:42:35,970 And shouldn't you be keeping a look out 999 00:42:36,011 --> 00:42:38,889 in case someone tries to, like, rob us or somethin'? 1000 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:40,182 You think she knows how to insert 1001 00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:41,058 the little piss tube thing-- 1002 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,185 The catheter, yes. 1003 00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:45,062 Maybe I should just give her a call, 1004 00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:46,897 make sure everything's okay. 1005 00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:48,857 We're finally getting work done. 1006 00:42:48,899 --> 00:42:52,736 Can we please just concentrate for a couple more hours? 1007 00:42:52,778 --> 00:42:54,071 Thank you. 1008 00:42:55,948 --> 00:42:58,033 Maybe we should swing by after the next stop, 1009 00:42:58,075 --> 00:43:00,244 you know, make sure she's okay. 1010 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:06,125 [Young] And another one bites the dust. 1011 00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:08,669 [Hightower] Yes, one more down, and it is Miller time! 1012 00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:11,171 Alibi Room--let's finish it off strong, boys. 1013 00:43:11,213 --> 00:43:13,007 [Young] Hop in, kid. Time's a-wastin'. 1014 00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:14,592 Uh, hey, can I drive? 1015 00:43:14,633 --> 00:43:15,843 -[both chuckle] -[Young] No. 1016 00:43:15,884 --> 00:43:17,678 Come on, you guys've been driving all day. 1017 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,430 Polishing your aviators, workin' on your tan, 1018 00:43:19,471 --> 00:43:21,056 while I've been doin' all the work. 1019 00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:22,433 -Yeah, so? -I've never driven 1020 00:43:22,474 --> 00:43:23,559 a Ferrari before. 1021 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:25,394 I wanna feel some Italian horsepower. 1022 00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,688 This might be my only chance. 1023 00:43:29,982 --> 00:43:32,276 All right, son. 1024 00:43:32,318 --> 00:43:34,737 Let's see what you got. 1025 00:43:39,658 --> 00:43:42,202 [Hightower] Long as it ain't mine. 1026 00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:48,959 But w-we gotta turn-- turn ourselves in. 1027 00:43:49,001 --> 00:43:50,961 No, no. If the cops thought you knew anything, 1028 00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:52,796 they would've come, and they would've picked you up. 1029 00:43:52,838 --> 00:43:55,674 Th-they called me to come down for questioning, Lip. 1030 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:57,509 -They know! -They don't know shit. 1031 00:43:57,551 --> 00:43:59,345 [Brad] I wanna come clean, okay? 1032 00:43:59,386 --> 00:44:01,972 Ma-make some kinda deal and return all the stuff. 1033 00:44:02,014 --> 00:44:03,182 -[Lip] You wanna make a deal? -Yeah. 1034 00:44:03,223 --> 00:44:04,808 You're gonna fuck both of us, okay? 1035 00:44:04,850 --> 00:44:06,477 There's no way that they're gonna believe 1036 00:44:06,518 --> 00:44:08,145 that you stole all that shit by yourself. 1037 00:44:08,187 --> 00:44:10,272 Well, I-I won't give up you or Mickey! 1038 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:12,358 -I swear! -Uh, Lip, 1039 00:44:12,399 --> 00:44:14,818 help me make a bottle for Fred in the kitchen. 1040 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:16,945 -Now. -Yeah. 1041 00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:18,989 [Tami] He is not gonna last 1042 00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:21,325 five minutes with the cops. 1043 00:44:23,285 --> 00:44:24,578 You need to do something. 1044 00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:26,246 Do something? Like what? 1045 00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:28,457 Get rid of the evidence, for starters! 1046 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,084 I haven't found a place to sell the parts yet. 1047 00:44:30,125 --> 00:44:31,502 Okay, let's just wait for the ideal buyer 1048 00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:32,836 while the cops close in! 1049 00:44:32,878 --> 00:44:34,463 -Cops aren't closing in. -[Tami] They will be! 1050 00:44:34,505 --> 00:44:36,965 Okay? As soon as they get Brad in a room at the station 1051 00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:39,677 and he starts crying and confessing... 1052 00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:44,264 I don't know, maybe we should just... 1053 00:44:44,306 --> 00:44:46,433 take care of him. 1054 00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:48,519 Take--meaning what, exactly? 1055 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,354 Meaning... 1056 00:44:50,396 --> 00:44:52,981 take care of him. 1057 00:44:53,023 --> 00:44:55,401 Wow, this whole, uh, life of crime thing for you 1058 00:44:55,442 --> 00:44:57,319 is gettin' a little bit outta hand, 1059 00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:59,196 -don't ya think, Capone? -No! No, because he is 1060 00:44:59,238 --> 00:45:00,906 gonna get everyone busted. 1061 00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:02,449 I am involved now, okay? 1062 00:45:02,491 --> 00:45:05,035 Who is gonna raise Fred if we both end up in jail? 1063 00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:07,746 [Brad sniffling] 1064 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:13,001 Okay, yeah, he does seem a little bit fragile. 1065 00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:15,129 Oh, yeah, no shit! 1066 00:45:15,170 --> 00:45:17,881 We can't let him out of our sight. 1067 00:45:23,303 --> 00:45:24,513 Fuck! 1068 00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:30,144 I need to take a rain check on family bar night. 1069 00:45:30,185 --> 00:45:32,146 What? 1070 00:45:32,187 --> 00:45:34,481 No, no, no, no. You love family bar night. 1071 00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:36,066 -Cartoons on the TV... -[Amy] I love cartoons. 1072 00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:37,735 -The pizza. -[Gemma] I love pizza. 1073 00:45:37,776 --> 00:45:39,737 All the soda the girls can drink--come on, V. 1074 00:45:39,778 --> 00:45:41,864 I appreciate your trying to cheer me up, 1075 00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:43,407 but I just wanna go home and take a nap. 1076 00:45:43,449 --> 00:45:45,409 You can close up by yourself, right? 1077 00:45:45,451 --> 00:45:47,077 -Come on, girls. -No, wait, I'm sorry, 1078 00:45:47,119 --> 00:45:48,746 but I can't let you go. 1079 00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:50,748 [Carol] Sorry I'm late! 1080 00:45:50,789 --> 00:45:52,082 Ma? 1081 00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:54,543 -I-is that your wedding dress? -[Carol] Yeah. 1082 00:45:54,585 --> 00:45:57,588 I just pulled it out of storage...for you. 1083 00:45:57,629 --> 00:45:59,882 -For me? -[Carol] Mm-hmm. 1084 00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:02,092 What's goin' on? 1085 00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:04,928 It's not family bar night. 1086 00:46:04,970 --> 00:46:06,847 It was never family bar night. 1087 00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:09,057 You remember how we wanted to get married at City Hall, 1088 00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:11,393 but they cancelled everything 'cause of the shutdown? 1089 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,395 Well, they're clearing their backlog. 1090 00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:16,023 They're doing weddings on Zoom. 1091 00:46:16,064 --> 00:46:19,318 upbeat bluesy music 1092 00:46:31,079 --> 00:46:35,292 How many years... 1093 00:46:35,334 --> 00:46:37,628 -We're gettin' married? -Yes. 1094 00:46:37,669 --> 00:46:39,463 Right now? 1095 00:46:39,505 --> 00:46:42,424 Right now. 1096 00:46:42,466 --> 00:46:45,135 Seem to blind me 1097 00:46:51,016 --> 00:46:53,894 -You good? -Yeah. Don't I seem good? 1098 00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:56,063 You're drivin' like my grandma. 1099 00:46:56,104 --> 00:46:58,482 Thought you wanted to feel some Italian horsepower. 1100 00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:00,442 I'm just being cautious. 1101 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:01,985 [laughs] There's cautious, 1102 00:47:02,027 --> 00:47:03,779 and then there's whatever this is. 1103 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:04,822 Giddy up, kid. 1104 00:47:07,199 --> 00:47:08,367 [engine revving] 1105 00:47:08,408 --> 00:47:10,035 That a boy. 1106 00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:13,080 rock music 1107 00:47:13,121 --> 00:47:14,832 Okay. 1108 00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:17,209 All right, that's enough. 1109 00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:21,255 That's enough, kid. 1110 00:47:21,296 --> 00:47:23,340 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down! Slow the fuck down! 1111 00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:25,384 I don't know what's going on. It's outta control! 1112 00:47:25,425 --> 00:47:27,302 Brake, brake, brake! 1113 00:47:29,054 --> 00:47:31,223 Oh...what the fuck? 1114 00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:35,185 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1115 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:36,645 Piece of shit! 1116 00:47:36,687 --> 00:47:38,021 [Hightower] Man, what the hell? 1117 00:47:38,063 --> 00:47:40,190 -[Young] You fuck! -[Hightower] I told you 1118 00:47:40,232 --> 00:47:42,526 don't let Billie Eilish drive the car! 1119 00:47:47,656 --> 00:47:49,616 Mommy'll be right up, baby. 1120 00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:58,792 [Sandy] Rough day? 1121 00:48:00,168 --> 00:48:02,129 I didn't expect you to be here. 1122 00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:05,424 [Sandy] No, I wasn't. I left. 1123 00:48:05,465 --> 00:48:07,926 But then I came back, because I thought 1124 00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:11,013 I should tell you to your face how big of a bitch you are. 1125 00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:16,351 [sighs] Mission accomplished. 1126 00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:23,358 You know, we both said some things we shouldn't have. 1127 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,736 But I'm open to talking it out. 1128 00:48:28,071 --> 00:48:30,240 I'm not. 1129 00:48:30,282 --> 00:48:32,367 What do you mean? 1130 00:48:32,409 --> 00:48:35,871 I don't think I could be with a person like you, Sandy. 1131 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:38,081 A person like me. Wow. 1132 00:48:38,123 --> 00:48:40,042 You left your kid. 1133 00:48:42,544 --> 00:48:45,339 So what did you do last night and then again all day today? 1134 00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:47,341 -Is that not the same, or-- -I blew off some steam 1135 00:48:47,382 --> 00:48:48,842 for less than a day. 1136 00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:50,844 And it sucked, and now I'm back. 1137 00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:52,387 With my kid. 1138 00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:54,556 Can you say the same about you and Prince? 1139 00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:57,100 No, that is not fair. I told you why I left Prince. 1140 00:48:57,142 --> 00:48:58,602 -I was 15 years old. -Oh, my God. 1141 00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:00,812 I've heard all of your excuses, Sandy, 1142 00:49:00,854 --> 00:49:03,273 and they sound great coming out of your mouth. 1143 00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,275 But at the end of the day, 1144 00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:08,111 you walked out on somebody that needed you. 1145 00:49:08,153 --> 00:49:11,031 I've got my entire family trying to leave me. 1146 00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:13,700 I don't need to be worried about you too. 1147 00:49:30,258 --> 00:49:32,469 [whispers] You fucking... 1148 00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:42,479 You should see the scene out there. 1149 00:49:42,521 --> 00:49:46,108 Some idiot drove his Ferrari into a parked car. 1150 00:49:46,149 --> 00:49:49,069 What, she's not ready yet? We're gonna miss our time slot. 1151 00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:50,487 [door closes] 1152 00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:54,908 [mellow pop playing] 1153 00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:07,337 -Is this dress too much? -Excuse me? 1154 00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:09,506 -What's wrong with my dress? -[Kev] Nothin'. 1155 00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:12,634 It's perfect. 1156 00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:18,849 Are we really doing this? 1157 00:50:18,890 --> 00:50:21,184 I think so. 1158 00:50:21,226 --> 00:50:23,603 [Carol] Dominic! No, honey, 1159 00:50:23,645 --> 00:50:26,690 look, that is for after they get married. 1160 00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:29,192 Kay? Oh, hey, hey, hey. 1161 00:50:29,234 --> 00:50:31,820 I think they're ready for y'all. 1162 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:40,871 Yes, sir, I'm ready. 1163 00:50:40,912 --> 00:50:43,206 Me too. 1164 00:50:43,248 --> 00:50:45,042 [Sandy] Dominic! 1165 00:50:45,083 --> 00:50:47,210 I'm gonna beat your little ass--sit down! 1166 00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:49,880 Yes, sir. 1167 00:50:53,300 --> 00:50:55,052 We'll just check in on him real quick, 1168 00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:56,553 and then we got to get to Liam's school. 1169 00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:58,055 -We're already late. -In and out, all right? 1170 00:50:58,096 --> 00:50:59,389 I promise. 1171 00:51:00,849 --> 00:51:02,726 [Ian] Where's Terry? 1172 00:51:02,768 --> 00:51:05,729 Your father... he's an evil man. 1173 00:51:05,771 --> 00:51:07,397 No shit. What're you doin' out here? 1174 00:51:07,439 --> 00:51:09,149 I had to handle him the same way 1175 00:51:09,191 --> 00:51:11,026 I handled Sister Cecilia. 1176 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:12,402 Yeah, the slap to the back of the head thing, right? 1177 00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:15,197 -[Mary Luke] No. -What? Like drugs? 1178 00:51:15,238 --> 00:51:17,157 -Fuckin' loves those. -[Mary Luke] No. 1179 00:51:17,199 --> 00:51:20,077 A return to sit at the feet of our Lord and Savior 1180 00:51:20,118 --> 00:51:22,913 in death. 1181 00:51:22,954 --> 00:51:25,707 funky music 1182 00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:29,503 Sorry, did you just say death? 1183 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:44,810 [applause] 1184 00:51:45,393 --> 00:51:48,980 Okay, we'll now take a minute to consider the suggestion 1185 00:51:49,022 --> 00:51:52,359 of Mahatma Gandhi Academy of Peace. 1186 00:51:53,527 --> 00:51:55,153 [Carl] What's up, buddy? 1187 00:51:55,195 --> 00:51:56,822 Where is everybody? 1188 00:51:56,863 --> 00:51:59,908 [scoffs] Fuck 'em. What'd I miss? 1189 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:01,618 [Liam] They already rejected 1190 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:02,994 Martin Luther King Middle School 1191 00:52:03,036 --> 00:52:05,288 because MLK was a womanizer. 1192 00:52:05,330 --> 00:52:06,873 Then they rejected Barack Obama 1193 00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:09,543 because of his "use of drones in the Middle East." 1194 00:52:09,584 --> 00:52:10,961 They even said no to Michael Jordan. 1195 00:52:11,002 --> 00:52:12,379 Whoa, the GOAT? 1196 00:52:12,420 --> 00:52:14,798 His gambling sets a bad example. 1197 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:17,300 [Carl] Tough crowd. 1198 00:52:17,342 --> 00:52:20,262 Hey, why's Frank sittin' over there? 1199 00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:22,389 Said if I'm not with him, I'm against him. 1200 00:52:22,430 --> 00:52:24,141 I guess we're enemies. 1201 00:52:24,182 --> 00:52:26,810 [Lily] Unfortunately, I don't think we can further consider 1202 00:52:26,852 --> 00:52:29,563 Mahatma Gandhi Academy of Peace. 1203 00:52:29,604 --> 00:52:31,398 We've been made aware of 1204 00:52:31,439 --> 00:52:33,483 some problematic century-old comments 1205 00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:36,319 Mr. Gandhi made about Black Africans. 1206 00:52:36,361 --> 00:52:39,322 They're...disqualifying. 1207 00:52:39,364 --> 00:52:42,200 Up next to propose a new name, 1208 00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:44,161 Francis Gallagher, 1209 00:52:44,202 --> 00:52:46,997 class of 1968. 1210 00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:52,711 Uh...thank you, madam...president. 1211 00:52:52,752 --> 00:52:55,130 Thank you. What I'd like to, uh, 1212 00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:58,175 to talk about today... [clears throat] 1213 00:52:58,216 --> 00:53:00,051 ...is, um... 1214 00:53:02,345 --> 00:53:06,308 Obviously, I'm here to address, 1215 00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:08,685 uh, t-the--uh... 1216 00:53:09,644 --> 00:53:12,397 I would like to address, uh, the... 1217 00:53:14,816 --> 00:53:16,359 Uh...gimme a second. 1218 00:53:16,401 --> 00:53:19,446 It'll come to me. [chuckling] 1219 00:53:19,487 --> 00:53:22,157 I can't seem to remember what I had to say. 1220 00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:23,700 Um, I don't think... 1221 00:53:26,745 --> 00:53:29,122 Memory's funny, isn't it? It's like... 1222 00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:30,665 sand through your fingers. 1223 00:53:30,707 --> 00:53:33,710 Sometimes you can grab it, and sometimes... 1224 00:53:35,086 --> 00:53:38,048 That damn fragile thing, it's... 1225 00:53:41,092 --> 00:53:43,470 ...all that'll be left of us. 1226 00:53:43,511 --> 00:53:45,722 All of us, at some point... 1227 00:53:48,099 --> 00:53:51,102 Just a memory. 1228 00:53:51,144 --> 00:53:54,272 And let me tell ya, if you haven't made a mark, 1229 00:53:54,314 --> 00:53:58,568 now, while you're kickin'... 1230 00:53:58,610 --> 00:54:00,779 you don't even get that. 1231 00:54:02,364 --> 00:54:04,491 Uh... 1232 00:54:04,532 --> 00:54:05,784 uh... 1233 00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:16,586 Johnny? 1234 00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:20,507 Johnny Wisneiwski? 1235 00:54:20,548 --> 00:54:22,008 Hey! 1236 00:54:22,050 --> 00:54:24,427 Why don't you show everybody your little baby dick? 1237 00:54:24,469 --> 00:54:25,845 -[laughter] -Come on! 1238 00:54:25,887 --> 00:54:28,014 I-I know the rest of the team 1239 00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:30,350 would really get a kick outta that, huh? 1240 00:54:30,392 --> 00:54:32,769 I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'll go first. 1241 00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:34,854 -Okay? Come on, Johnny. -[commotion] 1242 00:54:34,896 --> 00:54:36,940 -[Lily] Mr. Gallagher-- -[Carl] Hey, hey, back up! 1243 00:54:36,982 --> 00:54:39,109 That's my dad, asshole! CPD! 1244 00:54:43,154 --> 00:54:45,115 [Ian] What'd Frank do this time? 1245 00:54:45,156 --> 00:54:47,075 He really lost it today. 1246 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,953 Stripped naked at Liam's school in front of a bunch of kids. 1247 00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:52,247 Only thing I could do to prevent him from going to jail 1248 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:54,624 was badging everyone there, taking him to the ER. 1249 00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:56,793 [Debbie] He's still getting evaluated. 1250 00:54:56,835 --> 00:54:58,503 Debs, you okay? 1251 00:54:58,545 --> 00:55:01,131 I've had a day. 1252 00:55:02,507 --> 00:55:04,843 -[Lip] Yeah. -[Carl] Yeah. 1253 00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:06,803 [Ian] I guess that makes all of us. 1254 00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:09,723 A nun killed Mickey's dad. 1255 00:55:09,764 --> 00:55:12,434 Terry's dead? 1256 00:55:12,475 --> 00:55:14,102 [Ian] As a doornail. 1257 00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:16,313 [Debbie] Damn! A nun? 1258 00:55:16,354 --> 00:55:20,859 God really does work in mysterious ways, doesn't she? 1259 00:55:21,943 --> 00:55:24,321 Hey, sorry I missed your thing. 1260 00:55:24,362 --> 00:55:26,823 Terry's dying kinda threw a wrench in our schedule. 1261 00:55:26,865 --> 00:55:30,493 -How'd it go? -I think I did all right. 1262 00:55:31,369 --> 00:55:32,662 -Whoa! -Hey! 1263 00:55:32,704 --> 00:55:34,080 -Shit, man! -Nice! 1264 00:55:34,122 --> 00:55:35,999 [Lip] What name did ya end up pitching? 1265 00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:37,917 Well, when I realized they had a problem 1266 00:55:37,959 --> 00:55:40,837 with every famous person's name that anybody suggested, 1267 00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:42,839 I just thought I'll play it safe, 1268 00:55:42,881 --> 00:55:45,842 so from now on, it's just gonna be called The Middle School. 1269 00:55:45,884 --> 00:55:47,969 Nice one, man. 1270 00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:49,262 [Lip] Hi. 1271 00:55:52,015 --> 00:55:53,433 What's going on? 1272 00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:55,101 -Where's Brad? -Locked in the car. 1273 00:55:55,143 --> 00:55:56,936 Handcuffed to the door. He's calmed down, 1274 00:55:56,978 --> 00:55:59,522 but he is a ticking bomb. We gotta do something 1275 00:55:59,564 --> 00:56:01,983 -before he goes to the cops. -[door opens] 1276 00:56:02,025 --> 00:56:05,403 [doctor] Okay, so all of Mr. Gallagher's behavior 1277 00:56:05,445 --> 00:56:07,364 can be explained by his previous diagnosis. 1278 00:56:07,405 --> 00:56:09,324 We didn't find evidence of anything new. 1279 00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:10,825 [Lip] Sorry, his-his previous diagnosis? 1280 00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:13,161 Well, we treated Mr. Gallagher three weeks ago, 1281 00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:15,747 did a neurological assessment, and arrived at a diagnosis 1282 00:56:15,789 --> 00:56:18,375 of alcoholic dementia. 1283 00:56:20,126 --> 00:56:22,921 I'm...sorry. I thought he would have told you by now. 1284 00:56:22,962 --> 00:56:24,214 I'm sure I mentioned it. 1285 00:56:24,255 --> 00:56:27,217 [Ian] No. You didn't. 1286 00:56:27,258 --> 00:56:29,469 I'm sorry. What is alcoholic dementia? 1287 00:56:29,511 --> 00:56:32,180 Basically, he pickled his brain with decades of drinking, 1288 00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:34,099 and now his mind is calling it quits. 1289 00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:36,976 It involves significant impairments of memory 1290 00:56:37,018 --> 00:56:39,354 and other cognitive functions. 1291 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,648 Were you aware that your father is an alcoholic? 1292 00:56:41,689 --> 00:56:45,360 [Lip] There's been some evidence of that, yeah. 1293 00:56:45,402 --> 00:56:47,404 Some days will be good, and some will be bad. 1294 00:56:47,445 --> 00:56:48,738 Very bad. 1295 00:56:48,780 --> 00:56:51,324 It won't be a linear progression. 1296 00:56:51,366 --> 00:56:53,660 You have to be prepared to go along for the ride. 1297 00:56:53,701 --> 00:56:55,495 And try not to contradict him. 1298 00:56:55,537 --> 00:56:58,331 That leads to confusion and anger. 1299 00:56:58,373 --> 00:57:00,166 Excuse me. 1300 00:57:04,504 --> 00:57:06,506 What are we doin' in the hospital? 1301 00:57:06,548 --> 00:57:08,174 One of you have another kid? 1302 00:57:10,009 --> 00:57:11,970 No, you-you've got dementia. 1303 00:57:12,011 --> 00:57:15,056 From bein' a drunk, Frank. 1304 00:57:16,057 --> 00:57:17,725 [Frank laughs] 1305 00:57:23,565 --> 00:57:26,359 funky music