1 00:00:02,360 --> 00:00:03,600 Next time you miss Shameless, 2 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:07,685 I cut off your testicles and feed it to homeless dog who lives behind Alibi. 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,923 But today, you get free pass. I tell you. 4 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:12,927 - Debbie? - Yeah? 5 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,845 I made an appointment for you for Friday for an abortion. 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,047 Not part of my plan. 7 00:00:17,240 --> 00:00:18,526 I shot up. 8 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,682 You're just telling me this now? 9 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:22,205 You had a lot on your mind. 10 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:23,361 What's with the attitude? 11 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:24,851 You're on my ass 24/7. 12 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:27,361 At home, "Did you take your meds?" At work, "You're late. Pick up the pace." 13 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:29,050 If you don't like it, leave. 14 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:30,201 - I will. - Good! 15 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:31,441 Go! 16 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:32,761 What the fuck? 17 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:34,445 I thought you cut the throttle cable! 18 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:35,601 I did. 19 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:36,926 Are you sure you cut the right cable? 20 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:39,162 Yes! There's only two cables. The throttle and the... 21 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:41,962 - I'll just make a note of your pregnancy. - What? 22 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:43,246 You didn't know you were pregnant? 23 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:20,447 Ugh! Jesus! 24 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:21,846 Fuck. 25 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,001 Shit. 26 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:24,929 Gallagher rain. 27 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,489 Frank? What the hell is going on? 28 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:36,126 This is Jorge Mendoza and his clan. 29 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,931 Got evicted. Bank sold it right out from under them. 30 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:42,289 And the Mendozas came home yesterday to find all their stuff on the street. 31 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,010 And how is this our problem? 32 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,401 The loss of our unique community? 33 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,888 Generations of the American melting pot getting kicked out of their homes? 34 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,203 Gentrification is everyone's problem, Fiona. 35 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,402 Frank, what are they doing in our yard? 36 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:56,561 I rented it to them. 37 00:02:56,720 --> 00:02:59,929 The shed, the van, under the porch, this grassy area. 38 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:02,287 And, oh, my God, can they cook! 39 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:08,005 Yanis. 40 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,240 Hey, man. It's Kev and V. 41 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,402 Yeah, I'm paralyzed, not blind. 42 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:18,167 Look, we just wanted to say how, uh, 43 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:20,607 really sorry we are for what happened to you. 44 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,087 Really, really, really sorry... 45 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,607 Sorry the way any good neighbor would be. 46 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:27,206 You got any Greek in you? 47 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:28,964 Greek? No. No. 48 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:33,207 I'm not sure. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah, probably. I don't know. 49 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,811 You're a good friend. 50 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:38,123 Always a good man. You're Greek, for sure. 51 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,409 So, when are they gonna move you to rehab? 52 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,164 I'm not going to rehab, I'm going home. 53 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,641 I don't trust that chink doctor or the girly man. 54 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,643 I'm checking myself out of this hell-hole today. 55 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,040 You believe this shit, adelphe'? 56 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,170 Eight years I served in the Marines, I walk away fine. 57 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,288 I got these two cunas on the south side of Chicago, 58 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,727 I'm rolling out of here in a goddamn chair. 59 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,890 - Who? - Those two cunas. 60 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,451 The ones who took my dogs! 61 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:02,201 Oh, you're talking about Lisa and Lisa? 62 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:03,600 Yeah, they did this to me. 63 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:04,881 They cut my brake line. 64 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:06,166 Those bitches are gonna pay. 65 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:08,288 They're gonna fucking pay. 66 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:09,441 What'd you say? 67 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:10,641 He is just sympathizing. 68 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:13,690 His voice squeaks when he sympathizes. Like a little girl. 69 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:15,569 Which we have two of, by the way. 70 00:04:15,720 --> 00:04:18,371 Two little girls who need their daddy, Kevin. 71 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:21,967 So, it is time for us to go. Give him the flowers. 72 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,447 Where'd all this come from? 73 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,125 Carl bought Froot Loops. 74 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:41,365 And cage-free, organic eggs and juice with the pulp in it. 75 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:43,204 Eat up, little homie. 76 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:44,681 Where are you getting all this money? 77 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:46,205 Juvie job. Saved up. 78 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,010 You better not be selling drugs again, Carl. 79 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,731 Nope, no drugs. I learned my lesson. 80 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,161 Next. 81 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,401 You better watch out. 82 00:04:58,560 --> 00:04:59,721 If she doesn't like what you're doing, 83 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,041 she might try to fire you from the family. 84 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,049 Yeah, or try to force you to get an abortion. 85 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:05,328 Smells good. Bacon? 86 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:06,481 Froot Loops. 87 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,161 You coming to work? 88 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:10,089 Yeah, I just gotta get dressed and talk to Debs. 89 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,526 About what? 90 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,529 I wanna apologize, okay? 91 00:05:13,720 --> 00:05:15,245 - I'm gonna go. - I'll meet you there. 92 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,728 So you get to be late 'cause you're fucking the boss, right? 93 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:20,531 Lip already got you a new job, so cut the shit. 94 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,200 Carl, can you drop Liam at Headstart on your way to school? 95 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:24,361 Do I look like a babysitter? 96 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:28,002 No, you look like a criminal, but last I checked, you were still a Gallagher. 97 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:29,161 Fine. 98 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:32,281 Brothers gotta stick together. Let's go. 99 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,687 Come on, little homie. Don't be a little shit, let's go. 100 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,090 I'm gonna be late. 101 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:43,880 I'm pregnant, Debs. 102 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,690 Not funny. 103 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:49,640 No, it's not, and it turns out that the pill is a big fucking waste of money. 104 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,404 Are you lying? Are you making this up? 105 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:55,246 You are the only one who lies about pregnancies around here. Jesus! 106 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,811 I'm not making it up. 107 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:58,411 Oh, my God. 108 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,604 This is amazing. 109 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,611 What are the chances? 110 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,161 We can raise them together, like sisters. 111 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:09,325 Sister-cousins. Whose is it? Is it Gus' or Sean's? 112 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:11,687 If it was Gus', that'd be weird. How far along are you? 113 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:15,640 Okay, stop. Stop, stop, stop. Listen. I'm saying... 114 00:06:17,280 --> 00:06:19,647 I know how shitty this feels. 115 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:25,484 Like something's taken over your body and you feel sick and, like, a little crazy. 116 00:06:26,400 --> 00:06:28,971 And I'm sorry, because I didn't get that before. 117 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:32,283 And I was harsh and cold and... 118 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:36,404 Anyway, I'm sorry. 119 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:38,326 Thank you. 120 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,204 And now we can go through it together. 121 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:44,966 We can go to the clinic, we'll make appointments for the same day. 122 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:47,600 It'll be good. It'll be like a family outing. 123 00:06:47,800 --> 00:06:50,246 Like Disneyland. Only with abortions. 124 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:52,321 Wait, what... 125 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:54,605 What kind of apology is that? 126 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:59,124 Debs, I know that you think that keeping it will bring Derek back, 127 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:02,170 but if he left you like this then he doesn't deserve you. 128 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,163 And there will be other guys that you will love... 129 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:08,285 No, no, no. You're the one who sleeps around, Fiona, not me. 130 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:09,967 God. 131 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,690 You are disgusting. 132 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,963 You're a horrible human being. 133 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,606 You didn't even bother to divorce your husband. 134 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,524 You just ghosted him. 135 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:21,761 I what? 136 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:24,925 You ghosted him. You disappeared. 137 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:27,208 And now you're gonna ghost your baby. 138 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:38,930 Family breakfast and no one bothers to invite the padre. Typical. 139 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,242 Frank, walk me to school. 140 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:46,410 Walk you to school? What do you... You think I'm your father? 141 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,081 All right. 142 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:07,686 Chicago PD. We have a warrant. 143 00:08:10,320 --> 00:08:12,926 - Hey, buddy. - What's up, man? 144 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,081 Oh! 145 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:17,603 Oh, check you out. 146 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:20,163 This is all yours? No roommate? 147 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:21,651 Yeah, it's pretty sweet, right? 148 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,006 Yeah, tittie art. 149 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:25,640 Trying to make sure everyone knows you're straight? 150 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:27,404 There's plenty of dude-on-dude action around here. 151 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:28,561 You'll do fine. 152 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:29,721 Sweet. 153 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:30,881 Want a Red Bull? 154 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:33,281 Nah, let's go grab a coffee. You can show me around. 155 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:35,363 Shit, you know, I can't, you know. I got a lab due. 156 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,284 I've been up all night, I got a few more pages to go, 157 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,681 and then some classes, but then, I can hang. 158 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,126 Yeah, cool. I can, uh... 159 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,487 I should go check in at the new job, anyway. 160 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,165 Yeah. 161 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:46,481 Thanks, by the way. 162 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:47,641 Yeah, you know, what? 163 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,643 I'll introduce you to Prof. Youens, you can thank him. 164 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:50,966 Cool. 165 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,731 This is some seriously nerdy shit. 166 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,406 Yeah. 167 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:03,881 I gotta get to work. 168 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,084 Oh, yeah, I'll catch you later, all right? 169 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:07,926 Yeah. 170 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,248 I'm gonna be a grandfather. 171 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:16,688 From the bowels of death, new life. A new Gallagher. 172 00:09:16,840 --> 00:09:18,649 Yeah, and Fiona's pregnant, too. 173 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:20,330 - Shut up! 174 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,801 A double grandfather! 175 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:24,724 Yeah, but Fiona doesn't wanna have hers. 176 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:27,201 And she's trying to force me to get rid of mine, too. 177 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,930 She says I'm too young. 178 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:31,208 She's wrong. Scientifically wrong. 179 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:34,603 Biologically speaking, you are in your prime childbearing years. 180 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,768 Actually, a little beyond them. 181 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:41,010 If Fiona waits much longer, she's gonna have babies that look like Wombats. 182 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:43,931 Her labia will stretch halfway to her knees. 183 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:48,404 Men wanting to do cunnilingus will require a straw. 184 00:09:48,560 --> 00:09:51,609 No, no, no, no, no. This is your time, Debs. 185 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,445 Don't let anyone tell you differently. 186 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,246 But what about Fiona? 187 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,561 She can't force you to do anything. 188 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,643 You have the right to control your own body. 189 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,643 But Fiona has that right, too. 190 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:03,366 Well, we won't let her. 191 00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:07,247 I had to handcuff Monica to the bed when she was pregnant with Carl. 192 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:11,325 I kept her loaded for months, until he was too big to abort. 193 00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:13,688 Yeah, I don't think Sean's gonna go for that. 194 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,042 - Who's Sean? - Her boyfriend. 195 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:17,886 I thought she was married. 196 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,202 Never mind. I'll talk to her. 197 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:21,687 Okay. 198 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:23,769 Maybe we all should talk to her. 199 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:26,764 Absolutely. We'll talk more after school, all right? 200 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,844 I gotta run now. I can't be late for my cancer support group. 201 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,041 Wait, Frank. 202 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,486 Do you have cancer? 203 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,245 Not that I know of. 204 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:35,566 Knock wood. 205 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,681 Can I help you? 206 00:10:57,880 --> 00:10:59,928 Hi. Uh, I'm Ian Gallagher. 207 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,764 Today's my first day. 208 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,406 You, you spell Ian with three letters? 209 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:08,888 Uh, yeah. I-A-N. 210 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,241 That's lucky. 211 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:14,523 It costs extra to get more than three letters embroidered on your uniform. 212 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,961 That's why Tod lost his second 213 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:20,330 And Ron, he used to be called "Ronnie." 214 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:24,127 But you don't have to change your name at all. 215 00:11:25,240 --> 00:11:26,401 That's, like, fate. 216 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,130 Come on, I'll show you around. 217 00:11:28,920 --> 00:11:29,921 Ian. 218 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:33,681 Tod had a car accident a few years ago. He's got a plate in his head now. 219 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:38,283 He's a bit simpler than he used to be, but, uh, well, he's a good guy. 220 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,928 So, you ever done any work like this? 221 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,529 I, uh, washed dishes in a diner. Bussed tables. 222 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:47,929 Well, this is like that, only without the tips. 223 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,651 Yep. You punch in here. 224 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:53,481 As low man on the totem pole, 225 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:56,246 your job will be to empty the trash all over the campus 226 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,727 and to clean up any messes you may find along the way. 227 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,041 Now, you pull this bin with you. 228 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:02,811 Come in and you get a mop and a bucket if you need it. 229 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,770 Hit all the classroom bins, but only in-between classes. 230 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:10,323 It's a timing thing. But, uh, well, you look smart, you'll figure it out. 231 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:11,481 So that's it? 232 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,445 I empty trash all day? 233 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:15,762 Half hour for lunch, 1:00 p.m. 234 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,325 Clock out for your breaks. 235 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:18,606 The day ends at 5:00 p.m. 236 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:22,247 Now, once you get the hang of the trash patrol, we'll train you on the bathrooms. 237 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:27,930 Now, we'll get this uniform embroidered, but, uh, for today, you can be Dave. 238 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,682 Hey, yo, you see a bike you like? 239 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:39,005 Don't worry, my homie, I got you. We'll find your dream bike. 240 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,928 Hey, yo, Dominique. I've been missing you. 241 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:45,681 You don't know me. 242 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,690 I know you from my dreams. 243 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:50,241 I already told you and your cornrows to leave me alone. 244 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:53,284 Why you gotta dis the rows? They never did nothing but love you. 245 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,410 Why you trying to play hard when you're nothing but a white boy playing dress-up? 246 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:59,928 You hurt me, Dominique. You hurt my heart and my soul. 247 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,162 You think color's nothing but a skin tone. 248 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,524 You see my brother, Nick, there? 249 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:06,290 We was in juvie together. 250 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:11,048 He sees past my skin into my dark black soul. 251 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:12,840 Carl. 252 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,845 Fiona's pregnant, and I want the whole family to talk her into keeping it. 253 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,281 - You in? - Yo, white girl, I don't know you. 254 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:25,565 Mr. Gallagher. I'd like a word with you. In my office. 255 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,130 There are other ways to make things right. 256 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:35,170 The man is paralyzed. You feeling guilty? He's gonna need help around the house. 257 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,367 Hey, thanks for coming. 258 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:37,521 Well, your text said "911 and"... 259 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:39,762 I accidentally cut our neighbor's motorcycle brake cable, 260 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,485 and now he's paralyzed for life. 261 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:42,721 - Kevin! - What? 262 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:44,001 God, it just feels good to say it out loud. 263 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,447 I'll explain later. What's going on with you? You look like hell. 264 00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:49,326 Hey, uh, Kev, grab a table and order. 265 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:53,806 Hey, man. 266 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,400 Paralyzed a dude. 267 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,045 Cut his brake cable. 268 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,922 Cool. Want a menu? 269 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:03,486 I'm pregnant. 270 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,371 What? Wait. Debbie is pregnant, you said. 271 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,648 Turns out, we've got a two-for-one over at our place. 272 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,411 It's like a fucking sick joke, V. 273 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:13,769 We're both knocked up, she wants to keep hers, Ian hates my guts, 274 00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,843 Carl is, like, turning into a fucking criminal. 275 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:19,328 And I'm, like... Shit, what is this? 276 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:20,641 It's the hormones. 277 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,882 You just start leaking down your face until the babies are born. 278 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,724 Then you start leaking out your titties. 279 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:28,881 Whose is it? 280 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,125 Sean's. 281 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,808 Or maybe Gus'. 282 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:39,245 Possibly Jimmy's. 283 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,440 - It's not funny! - I'm sorry. I'm sorry! 284 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,444 Maybe not "funny ha-ha," but "funny slutty." 285 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,128 You gonna tell any of them? 286 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,243 No, 'cause I'm not gonna have it. 287 00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,810 You're not gonna tell Sean? 288 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,122 No. There's no reason to. 289 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,801 But I think I gotta go see Gus. 290 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:11,602 Fucking Debbie, she accused me of ghosting him. 291 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,007 And I get that she's 15, and by definition that makes her a bitch, 292 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,845 but it's, like, really fucking with me. 293 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:20,284 It's fucking with you 'cause it's true. You did ghost him. 294 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:23,324 You never ended it. You never gave him back his ring. 295 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:24,681 I know. 296 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:29,162 And it's, like, she can't have this baby, 297 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:34,408 but there's no chance she's gonna listen to me until I clean up my own shit. 298 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:42,008 His band's got a gig tonight. It's all over Facebook. 299 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:44,800 Then go and see him. 300 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,048 And then tell Debbie that you're getting your house in order 301 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:51,046 and she should do the same, in the form of evacuating her underage womb. 302 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:04,125 Students talk. 303 00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:08,169 They talk in the corridors, in the cafeteria. 304 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,010 They talk and they seem to think 305 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:13,130 that if they lower their bellowing voices only slightly, 306 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,243 that I can't hear them. 307 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,608 But I have the ears of a dog, Mr. Gallagher. 308 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,969 The ears of a dog and the soul of a warrior. 309 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,920 Heard you're selling weapons, son. 310 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:34,130 There was a school shooting at Westmont last month. 311 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,442 Three kids and two teachers shot. 312 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:40,042 And Bridgemont Middle School, 13-year-old lost a leg. 313 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,884 Hobbling around on a peg now. 314 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:45,045 You don't care about your fellow man? 315 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:58,128 I want a Glock, a 9mm semi with an extended mag. 316 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:01,921 But no cop-killer bullets. I need hollow tips. 317 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:05,283 Can't have my bullet going through the shooter into some innocent kid. 318 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:11,369 Hey, inventory and payroll are done, and tomorrow's orders are in. 319 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,967 Do you mind if I go handle some shit that needs handling? 320 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,806 I don't mind a bit, if you tell me what's going on. 321 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,690 Just family stuff. 322 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:20,961 I call bullshit. 323 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,121 What do you mean? 324 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,282 What I mean is, tell me what's going on. 325 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:29,410 Besides my 15-year-old sister planning to ruin her life and mine? 326 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,801 Yeah. 327 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,482 I can tell when somebody's being cagey, or full of shit, 328 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,688 'cause I spent most of my life being both. 329 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,730 That's supposed to comfort me? 330 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,001 I'm saying, direct's a better approach with me. 331 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:51,131 Fine. I'm gonna go to the clinic to see if I can make an appointment for Debbie, 332 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,648 and then, I'm gonna go see Gus tonight. 333 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,524 "Husband" Gus? "Augustus" Gus? 334 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:57,960 Do you know another Gus? 335 00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:59,929 Why'? 336 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,360 I wanna tell him that it's over. 337 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,568 I'm pretty sure he knows. 338 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,126 Tell him I'm sorry. 339 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,204 Give him back his grandmother's ring. 340 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,682 Why would you not just tell me that? 341 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,847 I don't know. Felt personal, somehow. 342 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,286 Okay. 343 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,404 Go and do what you need to do. 344 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,326 Thanks. 345 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,167 I've been looking for you. 346 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,890 I was just leaving. What do you want? 347 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,611 Debbie told me the good news. 348 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,360 - I could just weep with joy! - Oh, God! Jesus, Frank. Let go of me. 349 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,488 Can I congratulate the papa-to-be? 350 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:42,727 You cannot! 351 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,211 Is it the guy you were kissing in here? 352 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:46,761 Are there multiple options to it? 353 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,726 Hey, yo, Dominique, I want you to be my baby. 354 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:58,851 It's your heart, your soul, and body that I seek. 355 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,241 What is the matter with you? 356 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:06,162 Mr. Gallagher, I just wanted to commend you as a fine, upstanding, 357 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:09,164 African American citizen of our proud school. 358 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,845 Thank you, Principal. 359 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,129 Sir, no disrespect, but he's white. 360 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,520 Don't be ridiculous. 361 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,480 More of our African American youth should be like young Carl, here. 362 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,968 Think that was too much? 363 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,401 Nah, I think we gained some ground. 364 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:28,802 All right, let's do some business. 365 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,967 - How is he? Coming home? - Yeah. 366 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:57,000 But only because he doesn't trust his doctors. 367 00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:58,969 Something about them being immigrants or something. 368 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,322 Uh, well, isn't he an immigrant? 369 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:04,165 He's paralyzed. I don't think we should be criticizing him. 370 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:07,608 It's very nice of you to clean up his yard, very neighborly. 371 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,807 Yeah. 372 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,042 We should do something for him, too. 373 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,565 Maybe plant a nice garden? 374 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:14,848 Ooh! Maybe roses and a new lawn? 375 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,651 I think maybe it's the best if you two just stay clear. 376 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,882 I'm gonna pick him up, I'm gonna bring him back in a couple hours. 377 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,565 Maybe a new fence? 378 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:29,247 She thinks just 'cause I'm pregnant means I'm gonna drop out, 379 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,481 which it obviously doesn't. 380 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,961 But if she has her baby, it'll be so much easier. 381 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,406 'Cause she'll be taking care of hers anyway, 382 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,210 so she can just watch mine while I go to school. 383 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:38,684 Stop screwing in there, we need to pee! 384 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,485 Forget it, I'm gonna pee in the sink. 385 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,483 God, this is such bullshit! 386 00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,961 This is why teen moms drop out of high school. 387 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,691 Even though we are in our prime childbearing years! 388 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,171 Uh, you can't do that. 389 00:21:00,120 --> 00:21:04,205 My pregnancy is no less punishing to my bladder than your paralysis is to yours. 390 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:05,721 Right? 391 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,803 I'm trying to wipe, do you mind? 392 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,486 - Fiona Gallagher? - Yeah. 393 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,080 Reason for visit? 394 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,241 Uh, I'm pregnant, and I needed... 395 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,004 We'd like to learn about prenatal care, please. 396 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,571 No, we wouldn't. 397 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,006 You're here to discuss your options? 398 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,844 - I'm here to get an abortion... - No, she's not. 399 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:22,929 But they said I need to make an appointment for a pee test. 400 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,770 A pee test and a reservation in Hell. 401 00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:26,046 - If you... - Jesus Christ! 402 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,488 He's opposed to abortion. I'm pretty sure that's on record. 403 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,126 Can we do it today, like, right now? 404 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,044 Your mother would weep if she heard you say that. 405 00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:35,201 Can you make him leave? 406 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,249 If I leave, I'm gonna go talk to the baby daddy. 407 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,441 You're not the father? 408 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,647 I am the grandfather. 409 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,564 Oh, my God, I love the way that sounds. 410 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:42,960 You go anywhere near Sean, 411 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:45,726 and I will set you on fire in your fucking sleep. 412 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,641 About that appointment. 413 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:50,451 We can't do it today, but we can schedule for next week. 414 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,443 You'll be medicated, so you'll need somebody to pick you up. 415 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:53,931 You have a husband or boyfriend? 416 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:56,088 - I can... - She has both. 417 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:05,121 Shit. 418 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,367 Hey, who's in my yard? 419 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,211 Some of the, uh, neighbors. They want to do something nice for you. 420 00:22:09,360 --> 00:22:10,850 They're throwing away all my shit! 421 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:14,328 You, goddamn cunas! I'll kill you first, xekoliares. 422 00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:15,521 Jesus! 423 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:21,881 Stupid... on! 424 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,081 Hey! 425 00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,886 I was just gonna empty the trash. Should I come back? 426 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,081 No. No, no, no. Come in. 427 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,965 Uh, this is Professor Youens, he made the call to get you the job. 428 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,121 Oh. Ha! 429 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,087 Thank you. I really appreciate it. 430 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,760 - How do you pronounce that? "Daav"? - Dave. 431 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,490 Ian. His name's Ian. 432 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,091 You look young, Ian. Still in high school? 433 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,287 No, he, uh... 434 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:54,847 I dropped out and joined the Army. 435 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,321 Since when does the US Army accept high school drop-outs? 436 00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:59,887 They don't. I registered as Lip. 437 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,320 It's a long story. 438 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,605 - He as smart as you? - No. 439 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:04,761 Yeah, he's smart. 440 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,207 Lip is the genius of the family. 441 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,084 So that gives you an excuse for not finishing? 442 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:10,486 You seem plenty smart. 443 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,120 And Dav's uniform doesn't really suit you. 444 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,165 Man, you wanna get some food or something? 445 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:21,766 Yeah. 446 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,007 Cool. 447 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,441 Fiona here? 448 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,490 Napping. Hopefully, dreaming of her unborn child. 449 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:30,605 We need to convince her to keep it. 450 00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:31,801 Who's she? 451 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,923 That's Juanita. Juanita... 452 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,321 Gracias. 453 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,560 Oh, I'm starving. Baby needs to eat. 454 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:50,487 Time for you to learn the grand Gallagher art of living off the American government. 455 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,166 Well, I have to pick up Liam, and I told V I'd babysit. 456 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,685 Yeah, I'll get Liam. 457 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:55,887 You Will? 458 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,081 I need to introduce him to somebody. 459 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:59,402 You got a problem with that, you can give me my drumstick back. 460 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,005 Whatever. 461 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,291 All right, we'll go pick up little homie and pay Dominique a visit. 462 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:07,728 She needs to understand the blood lines around here. 463 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,487 So your professor's kind of a dick, huh? 464 00:24:10,680 --> 00:24:12,284 Oh, he's fucking harmless. 465 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,125 He actually reminds me of Frank, only he's, uh... 466 00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,521 Privileged? 467 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,926 I was gonna say "employed." 468 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,845 Yo, Joaquin. 469 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,650 - Hey, what's up, brother? - What's up, man? 470 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:22,801 Hey, this is my brother, Ian. 471 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,331 - What's up, Ian? - What's up? 472 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,887 Hey, did you get that paper done on Schrödinger's cat? 473 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:28,201 Uh, that shit fucks with me, man. 474 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:30,607 I know, right? It's like shit exists because we're observing. 475 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,081 It changes based on us observing it. 476 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,361 Yeah. It's like those girls, like, 477 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:38,081 if we weren't here right now to see them, they might not be laughing, 478 00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,366 - right? - Right. 479 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,409 The fuck you talking about? 480 00:24:41,560 --> 00:24:42,607 Quantum physics. 481 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,250 Quantum mechanics. 482 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,401 Thought you were talking about a cat. 483 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,001 We kind of are. It's just it's... 484 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,924 Well, it's complicated, so it's a long story. 485 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,571 All right. 486 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,364 I gotta clock out. 487 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,961 Yeah, all right. Well, I'll catch you back at the dorms, though, right? 488 00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:01,167 Welfare is not as simple as the name makes it sound. 489 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:06,203 It requires careful calculations, proper paperwork and a little bit of luck. 490 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:13,365 Now, one baby is worth $357 a month, but twins will get you an extra 154. 491 00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,171 Do twins run in your boyfriend's family? 492 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:19,608 I don't have a boyfriend, and I don't acknowledge his family. 493 00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:20,921 Okay. 494 00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:27,130 So, if the baby has a clubfoot or a harelip, that's worth an extra 100. 495 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,726 So you might wanna lighten up on the prenatal vitamins. 496 00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:31,922 Mental deficits are worth a lot. 497 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,721 But they cost a lot, so don't cut out the folic acid completely. 498 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,042 I'm taking all my vitamins. 499 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,651 Okay. Suit yourself. 500 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,850 We'll get you all signed up here. 501 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,240 We'll work on your sister. 502 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,606 She's so stubborn. 503 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,570 She's already made an appointment to terminate. 504 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,767 Shit. 505 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,404 Do you know how to do an intervention? 506 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,528 Yes. 507 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,445 Never been on this side of one of those. 508 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:59,365 That's exciting. An abortion intervention. 509 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:03,364 An intervortion. I should trademark that. 510 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:05,801 Good afternoon, ma'am. 511 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:09,004 This is my dependent and she's about to have a dependent of her own. 512 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,685 We'll need the proper forms. 513 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,004 Okay. Here you go. 514 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,401 See? Free money. 515 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,161 Uh... 516 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:20,491 - No, we're missing the TANF forms. - One minute. 517 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,489 We're not new at this. 518 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,967 It's like "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day." 519 00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:37,681 Yes? 520 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:38,841 Dom here? 521 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:41,601 Nope. 522 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,649 - She's right there. - No, she's not. 523 00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:44,847 I want her to meet my brother. 524 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,088 Dom, this is my brother. Say what up, Liam. 525 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,287 "What up, Liam." 526 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,329 Your brother? Or your bro? 527 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:51,527 My blood, sir. 528 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,250 Same mom, same pops. 529 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,801 Dom be calling me white all day, so I had to make a point, sir. 530 00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,200 Just 'cause his skin is a little darker than mine, 531 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,362 ain't no reason to call a nigga white. 532 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,407 Im'a give you a 10-second head start. You better run, boy. 533 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,051 And take Shaq with you. 534 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,046 Go! 535 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:17,961 - Ten. - I won't stop seeing you! 536 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,246 - Nine. - Dom, I won't stop seeing you! 537 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,890 Eight. Seven. 538 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:22,401 Six. 539 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:23,727 Five. 540 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:24,921 Four. 541 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:26,401 Three. 542 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:27,847 Two. 543 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:36,681 I feel like I'm gonna throw up. 544 00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,008 - It's the hormones. - Not this time. 545 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,242 - Just talk to him. - I don't know what to say. 546 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,846 How about, "I'm pregnant with what may be another man's baby, 547 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,809 "so we should probably get a divorce. Here's your ring." 548 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,089 Oh, shit. 549 00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:51,529 Go ahead. Rip the Band-Aid. 550 00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:58,164 - Hey. - Hey. 551 00:27:59,560 --> 00:28:01,847 Got an invite on Facebook. 552 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,764 Yeah, I guess you're still on the mailing list. 553 00:28:04,360 --> 00:28:05,600 Guess so. 554 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,967 You look good. 555 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,445 I guess, you know... 556 00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,964 - The way we left things, I... - Gus. 557 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:17,361 Yeah, I'm coming. I'm glad you're here. 558 00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:20,121 You are? 559 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,448 - I wrote a song for you. - You did? 560 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,846 You gonna hang out? 561 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:27,807 Yeah, sure. 562 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:29,521 Could we talk after? 563 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,007 Sure. 564 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,967 Nobody's bleeding, so that went better than I expected. 565 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,246 Yeah, me too. 566 00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,120 You wanna get us drinks? 567 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:44,567 We're staying? 568 00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,647 Yeah. 569 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,121 - Hey. - Hey. 570 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,521 - Hey! - Yo! 571 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,321 - This happen every night? - Nah, just most nights. 572 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,371 I think I like college. 573 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,560 So, uh, we have a special guest tonight. 574 00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:23,011 My wife is here. Haven't seen her for a while. 575 00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,681 She's right over there. Give a little wave, Fiona. 576 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,651 Well, this song's for you, babe. It's called The F Word. 577 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:44,606 When I was young, I remember 578 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,930 I was taught not to say the F word 579 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,443 I guess I forgot as a grown man 580 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,530 with an open heart inside 581 00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:01,561 I got married to the F word and my heart slowly died 582 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:07,330 F is for Fiona 583 00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:10,411 With her fist of flailing fire 584 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:18,245 F is for Fiona 585 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,328 I felt like I could fly 586 00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:28,091 But then fucking Fiona 587 00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,451 was fucking everyone 588 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,608 So fuck you, Fiona 589 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:41,049 'Cause now I'm fucking done 590 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:50,608 Fuck you, Fiona 591 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,730 With your fist of flailing fire 592 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,447 Fuck you, Fiona 593 00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:03,280 I felt like I could fly 594 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:08,526 And then fucking Fiona 595 00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:12,842 You know that she was fucking everyone 596 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:19,246 So fuck you, Fiona 597 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:25,247 'Cause now I'm fucking done 598 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,002 Shit, I'm wasted. 599 00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:41,371 It's medical-grade weed plus piss-grade beer. 600 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,005 I'm seeing triple, Lip. I think I need to crash. 601 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,287 Me, too. 602 00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:52,486 You mind if I crash here? 603 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:54,287 Yeah, of course. 604 00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:55,801 Like, for a while? 605 00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:01,321 I hate it at home. Fiona and Debbie are always fighting. 606 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,524 She treats me like I'm five. 607 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,446 Change of scene would be nice. 608 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,363 Plus, I figured we shared a room, like, our whole life. 609 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:13,841 Yeah. 610 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,201 Yeah? 611 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,166 No, I mean, um... 612 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:23,045 Yeah, no, it's just... 613 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:28,681 - You know, Helene comes over sometimes... - Oh... 614 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:32,441 Okay, you salty dog, I'll clear out when she's here. 615 00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:34,928 Yeah, and I'm the RA now, and... 616 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:40,044 I don't know. You know, I just... I guess I feel like I kind of earned my space... 617 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:41,961 Or whatever. 618 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:47,766 But you can totally crash tonight. 619 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,566 Or any, night, you know, Just don't... 620 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,649 Move your shit in is all I'm saying. 621 00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:03,569 - You smoking now? - I'll quit soon. 622 00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,447 You Okay? 623 00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,247 Yeah. 624 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,126 Just wanted to see you. 625 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,687 Nice. 626 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:24,886 How was dinner? 627 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,166 Well, slow. 628 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:31,081 How was Gus? 629 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,726 Angry- 630 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:39,445 So it went well, then. 631 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,767 About as well as you'd expect, you know, only with music. 632 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,365 Did you give him back his ring? 633 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,083 Nah. I left after a few songs. 634 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,680 How'd you do today? 635 00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:59,447 The whole... 636 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,366 Not doing drugs. 637 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,241 Well, I did great. 638 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,165 In that I did not do drugs. 639 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,481 You crying? 640 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:18,882 - All right... - Motherfucker. 641 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,321 You gonna end it? 642 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:30,801 What? 643 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,169 Between us. Because of my slip. 644 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:35,841 - No. - You sure? 645 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,970 Because you've been acting really weird, and you're crying now, and uh... 646 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:42,762 No, it's 'cause Gus wrote a song about me called The F Word, 647 00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:45,082 and he played it in front of about 100 people. 648 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,849 That is such a pussy move. 649 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,046 If I were him, I'd have just... 650 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,682 Burned your house down. 651 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,604 I fucking love you, okay? 652 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,161 Okay. 653 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,368 I'm just fried. 654 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,727 - It's all right, man. - I'm gonna go home and crash. 655 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,208 - You wanna come? - No, I gotta... 656 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,730 Hit another meeting. You want me to walk you? 657 00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:28,721 No. 658 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:30,885 I want you to make your meeting. 659 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,441 All right. 660 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,448 Hey, sing me some of The F Word? 661 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:24,161 What the fuck? 662 00:36:26,240 --> 00:36:29,449 Fiona, this is an intervortion, trademark pending. 663 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:31,041 A what? 664 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,009 We are here to stop you from destroying your soul, 665 00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,322 this family, and my legacy. 666 00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,609 Which all live in the form of a defenseless fetus in your womb. 667 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:42,808 - Are you serious? - I came to back you. 668 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,122 - I came 'cause I paralyzed a dude. - Kev. 669 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,282 - I just like to say it. - It's a crime against God. 670 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,169 When was the last time you went to church? 671 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,765 Other than to steal from the offering plate? 672 00:36:50,920 --> 00:36:52,524 I light candles for Bianca daily. 673 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,081 What's the name of our Pope? 674 00:36:54,520 --> 00:36:56,841 He prefers to go by "Holy Father." 675 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:58,406 Can you recite one prayer? 676 00:36:58,560 --> 00:36:59,971 This isn't about me, Fiona. 677 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,044 This is about the Gallaghers. Gallaghers don't abort. 678 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,049 No, they just abandon their kids once they have 'em, 679 00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:06,969 or they drink so much they can't remember 'em. 680 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,401 Boom! Good one. 681 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,766 That's the Irish way. 682 00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:13,481 We can't help thousands of years of inebriated evolution. 683 00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:15,165 Are you saying you wish we didn't have you? 684 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:16,651 Because your mother didn't want to. 685 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,006 Thought Gallaghers didn't abort. 686 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,527 I kept her from it until that last one at the end. 687 00:37:20,680 --> 00:37:22,011 After you've pushed out six, 688 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:23,844 God gives you a "Get Out of Hell Free" card. 689 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,321 Where are you and your friend gonna sleep if Debbie and I have babies? 690 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,881 'Cause I'll need to turn your room into a nursery for sure. 691 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,166 Ha! Burn. 692 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,528 Don't kill babies, Fiona. 693 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,565 I won't kill any babies. 694 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:39,451 I'll just have some cells in my tummy vacuumed out, okay? 695 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:44,004 - I confided in you, and you told everyone. - Because I care about you. 696 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,525 Are you saying I don't have the right to choose? 697 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:48,206 No. I'm a feminist. I believe you have that right. 698 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:49,566 Tell her your feelings. 699 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,722 I want our babies to play together. They're cousins. 700 00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,451 They are not babies. They are not cousins. 701 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:58,764 They are the size of warts right now, and when you get a wart you freeze it off. 702 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,047 Damn, that's cold. 703 00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,244 You are not watching a tennis match on TV. 704 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,481 - People can hear you. - Sorry. 705 00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:06,530 V, you're a mother. Do you wish you'd frozen your babies like warts? 706 00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:09,291 No, I love my babies. But I wasn't fifteen when I had 'em... 707 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:12,489 We're not talking about me, we're talking about Fiona. 708 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,409 I'm hungry. Breakfast? 709 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:15,806 That's because you're eating for two. 710 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,325 Frank, one more word, 711 00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,841 you'll be sharing a mattress with your friends out back. 712 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:22,002 Babies bite your nipples, spit up in your mouth, 713 00:38:22,160 --> 00:38:24,401 stretch out your punani. Think about that. 714 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,649 - Hey. Let me help with that. - I got it. 715 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,567 I said I got it. 716 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:35,850 Thanks, but it's probably my puke. 717 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,407 Hey... 718 00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:43,447 I got it. 719 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,602 - You pissed about something? - No. 720 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:50,841 I just wanted to help. 721 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:52,921 Maybe I just don't want your help. 722 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,447 Well, what's up? 723 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,481 I'm busy. 724 00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,484 Some of us actually have to work for a living. 725 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,001 Yeah, no, I work. 726 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,720 All right, what's your problem? 727 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:13,728 This is it for me, Lip. This job. 728 00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:15,166 This is where I land. 729 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,685 So you wanna come to me 730 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,207 and talk about how hard your fucking job is as a teacher's assistant... 731 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,681 - I never said that... - While I clean up your goddamn puke. 732 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:27,129 Look, if you want a better job... 733 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:29,725 You can go back to high school. 734 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,080 - All right? Nobody made you drop out. - Fuck you. 735 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,686 No, fuck you. 736 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,491 All right? I got you this job, man. Now you don't want it? 737 00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:44,167 You don't share your room because you think you've earned your space. 738 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,408 And then you sit around and laugh at me 739 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:48,927 with your fucking shitty bitch college friends 740 00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:51,606 and say words like "prof" and "caff", 741 00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:53,091 like you're too fucking busy 742 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,965 to finish your goddamn words, but I'm the one with a problem? 743 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,524 What the fuck? 744 00:40:10,720 --> 00:40:11,801 - Hey, hey, hey. - Shit! 745 00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,291 That's enough, man. That's enough, man. 746 00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:14,805 Let him go! It's okay, let him go! 747 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:16,962 - You want me to let him hit you? - Fuck! I'm fine! 748 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,160 Fucking done! 749 00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:23,127 Fuck! 750 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:33,885 - Excuse me, Carl Gallagher? - Yeah. 751 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,760 I need a word. 752 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,444 - Do I know you? - No, I teach AP Calculus. 753 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,568 I'm almost certain you never will qualify. 754 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,604 All right. So what are we talking about, here? 755 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:48,123 Hopefully, we're talking about a Smith & Wesson lady model. 756 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:50,124 Pink handle would be nice. 757 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:53,771 I have cash. 758 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,561 Already adding "high school dropout" to your teen-mom resume? 759 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:18,410 Fiona, I want you to support my decision. 760 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,043 You don't wanna have yours, that's fine. 761 00:41:21,440 --> 00:41:23,522 I will support that, if it's what you really wanna do. 762 00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:25,725 But I need you to support me, too. 763 00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:27,885 Because no one else does. 764 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:33,569 Not our family, not our neighbors, not my school. 765 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:35,921 Just Frank... 766 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,001 And he's Frank. 767 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:40,001 Please, Fiona... 768 00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:43,411 If you love me, you will support my decision in having this baby, 769 00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:45,364 because I know I'm going to be a great mom. 770 00:41:57,240 --> 00:41:58,810 You are gonna be a great mom... 771 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,240 Just not yet. 772 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:05,127 Hey, we can have babies together in ten years. 773 00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,487 When we're ready. 774 00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:11,530 Because it's all about timing and the timing is not right for us right now. 775 00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:15,481 We made mistakes... 776 00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,250 But it's not too late to fix 'em. 777 00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,370 No, Fiona. Mine wasn't a mistake. 778 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:23,486 I did it on purpose. 779 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:27,367 I lied to Derek that I was on the pill, because I know what I want. 780 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:34,887 You're right. 781 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:39,003 Frank is the only person who thinks this pregnancy is a good idea. 782 00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:41,525 You have Frank on your side. 783 00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:44,846 And that should bother you. 784 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,685 You should be crying. 785 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:50,569 And I want you to really get this, too. 786 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:52,446 If you have this baby... 787 00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:56,851 I will not support you. Not physically. Not emotionally. 788 00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,844 I will not change a fucking diaper. 789 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,682 I will not be woken up in the middle of the night 790 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,968 because it has fever or croup or fucking colic... 791 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:08,002 Because you will not be living under my roof. 792 00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,722 You are on your own if you do this. 793 00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:52,001 You called in sick. 794 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,445 Yeah, I'm feeling sick. 795 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,961 I am clean and sober. 796 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,321 And that... 797 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,723 Small amount of heroin I recently did, 798 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:15,089 did not affect my ability to listen and respond. 799 00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:18,927 If you wanna talk about what's going on... 800 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,285 Which, for fuck's sake, I... 801 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:23,811 I really hope you do. 802 00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:31,924 I'm gonna catch one Lisa while the other Lisa isn't looking and skin her alive. 803 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:34,722 And then I'm gonna wrap the other one in the first one's skin 804 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,609 and beat her with a bat until she dies. 805 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:37,761 It wasn't them. 806 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,490 All right, Yanis? They didn't do it. 807 00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,569 The Lisas didn't cut your brake line, 808 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:44,609 so there's no point in skinning one of them 809 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:46,967 and then wrapping the other one in her skin. 810 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:48,924 Hold on a second, what makes you say it wasn't them? 811 00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:51,805 Because the Lisas were out of town the day of your accident. 812 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,091 I know who it was, then. 813 00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:01,441 Look, Yanis... 814 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,284 That lawyer motherfucker on the corner with the Audi. 815 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:04,885 That gentrifying piece of skata. 816 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,249 I'm gonna kill his kids and feed him their testicles on a shish kebab. 817 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,324 No, man. What... That's not right. You don't bring kids... No. 818 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,571 The Bible says we're supposed to forgive. 819 00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,521 Hey, man. 820 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,491 I'm never gonna see a woman's naked body ever again, unless I pay for it. 821 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,047 My life is over. 822 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:24,124 So, the Bible can suck my dick! 823 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,482 And so can that lawyer's kids! 824 00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,007 So, how long do you wanna sit here like this? 825 00:45:39,760 --> 00:45:41,569 'Cause I can... I can wait all day. 826 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,329 But I do have a few errands to run 827 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,450 and there's no manager on the floor at the diner right now, so... 828 00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,210 I'm pregnant and I'm not having it. 829 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,248 And you don't get to have an opinion about it. 830 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:55,928 'Cause I don't know how long I've been pregnant, 831 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:57,844 and I don't even know if it's yours, 832 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,082 which you also don't get to have an opinion about. 833 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:05,001 Just like I'm not allowed to have any opinion about you shooting up. 834 00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,807 And I'm not allowed to ask you to make any promises. 835 00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,091 - This is like that. - Like that. 836 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,321 You don't get a vote. 837 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,650 And you don't get to go shoot up over it, either. 838 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:23,204 And these tears aren't because I'm sad to have a fucking abortion or... 839 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,524 Because I'm having mixed feelings. 840 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:28,485 They're because I had a shit week 841 00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,331 and because the hormones that are raging through my body 842 00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:35,371 have swollen my tits so much that my fucking bra doesn't fit and it hurts. 843 00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:06,242 Yeah, I gotta go to the bank and make a deposit. You wanna walk with me? 844 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:11,767 Sure. 845 00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:21,886 You letting me walk by? 846 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:24,210 No rhymes to recite? 847 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,006 - You got a problem with my skin tone, so... - That's not my problem with you. 848 00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:29,682 My problem is that you go out of your way to sound uneducated 849 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,444 and to look like a gangbanger. 850 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,443 - And I'm not down with that. - You don't like rap? 851 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,126 I prefer Shakespeare. 852 00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:41,125 What can I say? I'm a fool for love. I'm Romeo and you're my Juliet. 853 00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:43,567 Yeah, they both ended up dead. 854 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:45,286 Shit, they did? 855 00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:58,161 Whoa! 856 00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,761 Kevin, you have to let this go now. 857 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:19,805 That man can't kill the lawyers or the Lisas or anybody else, 858 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,002 'cause he can't get out of the house without your help. 859 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:25,330 He doesn't have any other friends. Nobody likes him. 860 00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,404 You know why? Because the guy's an asshole. 861 00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,361 So... 862 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,924 Maybe this wasn't an accident, Kev. 863 00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:36,524 Maybe he didn't deserve working legs. 864 00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:38,961 Maybe guilt isn't what you should be feeling. 865 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:43,529 Maybe you should be feeling like a hero. You saved the neighborhood. 866 00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:46,570 You are God's personal army, and you have been rewarded. 867 00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:48,051 We have two healthy girls, 868 00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,727 and our business was named "the Best Shittiest Bar on the South Side." 869 00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:55,889 So let go of the guilt and focus on what's good. 870 00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,289 You know, Ian used to wake up every morning... 871 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,887 Do 200 push-ups before going to school. 872 00:49:10,800 --> 00:49:12,882 Hardcore ROTC. 873 00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:18,649 He wanted to be a soldier. 874 00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:22,926 I don't know. 875 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,401 You know, he thinks... 876 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,243 Being bipolar means he's doomed to be a piece of shit like our mother. 877 00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:40,127 Maybe it's true. 878 00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:42,606 Maybe it's not. 879 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:20,642 Sing me a tiny, little bit of that song. 880 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,211 - I'm saying "please." - Never. 881 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:25,964 Oh... 882 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:29,609 Wasn't anything I didn't deserve. Things could be worse. 883 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,131 Eviction notice? 884 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:38,606 Are you kidding me? 885 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:40,564 That's just like the one we got last week. 886 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:03,921 Hey! 887 00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:06,321 Jesus. 888 00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:11,645 Holy shit! Fuck! 889 00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,650 Hey, lady! You okay? 890 00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:19,325 Hey! Hey! Hey, lady! Wake up! Wake up! Come on! Wake up! 891 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,684 Hey, can you hear me? Fuck! 892 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:27,647 Fuck! 893 00:51:55,320 --> 00:51:57,004 MAN". Hey, can you hear me? 894 00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,081 Sir? 895 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:00,526 Can you tell me your name, sir? 896 00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:07,891 Let's get some oxygen over here!