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♪ ♪

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(man grunting)

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(groaning)

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(gasps) No, no!
(heavy clatter, sharp crunch)

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(Hawaii Five-O
theme song playing)

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("Work to Do"
by The Isley Brothers playing)

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(singing along): ♪ You might
as well get used to ♪

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♪ Me coming home a little late ♪

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♪ Oh ♪

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♪ I ♪

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♪ I got work to do ♪

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♪ I got a job, babe ♪

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♪ I got work to do ♪
♪ I got work to do ♪

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♪ I got work to do ♪
♪ I got work to do ♪

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♪ I got work to do ♪
♪ I got work to do ♪

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♪ I got work to do... ♪
(wails)

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(Grover screaming)

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(cackles)

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Good morning,
L’il Chubster.

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Damn it, Percy!
(laughs)

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Oh! Ow, Ma.

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What in the hell
is the matter with y’all?

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Two of y’all clowning
around up here,

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waking up the
whole house.

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Love you, Mama.
Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.

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L’il Percy, you better
get up out of here

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before I knock your ass out.

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(mutters)

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What’d you say?

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Nothing, Ma.

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That’s what I thought.

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PERCY SR.: What the
hell is going on...
(gasping) Oh, Pops, oh.

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(whimpers)

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Never mind.

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Ma!
What?

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You can’t see
I’m butt-ass naked?

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Boy, ain’t nobody thinking
about your little naked behind.

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I changed your diapers, man.

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STEVE: All right, guys,
we got spider, two, Y, banana.

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Hut, hut!

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Hike!

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(all shouting)

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That’s how we like it!

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Cover him!

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Go, go! Get him!

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STEVE: Nice catch, Nahele.
(whistle blows)

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MAMO: That’s seven-nothing.
McGarrett’s team’s in the lead.

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TANI:
Hut, hut, hike!

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Go, go!
Whoa!

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TANI: That’s a touchdown.
Seven-seven.

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Score’s all tied up now.

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Go, go, go!
(all shouting)

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Just jump a little. Just...

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Oh, you’re really missing
Grover out there, huh?

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What is that supposed to mean?
I’m just saying,

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having a big six-foot-five
target’s really, really masked

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a lot of your accuracy
issues over the...
Okay. That’s good.

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If you want to concede
right now, it might
be less embarrassing.

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Embarrassing? I’ll tell you
what’s gonna be embarrassing.
Yeah.

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What? What?
When Danny gets back
from New Jersey

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Uh-huh.
and figures out that
you QB’d his team into a loss.

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MAMO: That’s a
turnover on downs.
Yeah, keep talking.

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Still tie game, and I got to go,
so next score wins.

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All right, defense, let’s go.
Huddle up.

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All right, Noelani,
you’re on Koa this play.

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Got it. I’ll be all over him
like actinic keratosis.

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It’s a skin condition.
Nasty stuff.

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Jerry, come on, man, you got
to get some pressure on Tani.

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STEVE: She’s got
all day in the pocket.

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She’s like a ghost out there.
Yeah. I’m trying.

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But Kamekona and Flippa
are like the Great Wall.

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Guys, the real problem
is Junior.

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He’s been burning us all day.

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You’re trying to say that
I’m the problem-- my
defense is the problem?

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’Cause you can just say it.
NOELANI: Yeah, well, y-you...

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maybe you want to try, you know,
some bump and run coverage,

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extend your arms,
throw off his route.

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My boyfriend’s a coach.
We talk shop.

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STEVE:
Okay. All right.

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Flippa, you missed your blocking
assignment last possession.

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You left my blind side
wide open. What are you doing?

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What assignment? I thought
we just stand there and be big?

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No, you were supposed
to pull and block Noelani.

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KAMEKONA:
The only thing he gonna pull

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is a hamstring
if you ask him to run.

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All right, enough water. Put the
water down, put the water down.

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Okay? Here’s what we’re doing.
Zebra wide 35, waggle X.

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Give me the eyes,
give me the eyes. Ready?

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No.
ALL: Break!

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Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!

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Hey, Koa, was she always this
competitive when she as a kid?

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Only until she was about eight.

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After that, no one
would play with her.

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Yellow, yellow! Hot route. Hike!

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(all shouting)

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Yes! (whooping)

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(others cheering)

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(whistle blows)

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Out of bounds! No catch.
TANI: What...?

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What?!

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Junior failed
to establish possession

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before going out of bounds.
Wha...

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No!
STEVE:
Thank you, Mamo.

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That is the correct call.
That is a terrible ca...

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(stammers) That’s a terrible
call. That’s a terrible call.

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Don’t listen to her.
As if you could
see anything

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through your cataracts,
you old man.

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Hey, hey, hey.

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Time-out.
Trash talking is one thing.

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Mamo is very graciously
giving us his time this morning.

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No. Oh, my God, no, I-I would
never talk like that to Mamo.

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I was talking to you.

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Come on. Second down. Let’s go.
(phone ringing)

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Keep it moving.
Hold on, hold on.

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McGarrett.

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Yeah. We’re on the way.

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What?

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They haven’t even
been here 24 hours yet,

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and I’m already
going out of my damn mind.

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And please, don’t say
"I told you so," babe.

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Baby, I’d never do that.

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Your family is my family.

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Oh, you’re a good wife,
sweetheart. I love you.

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You know, my family I can
handle, but that damn Percy.

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Uh, come on, baby,
he’s not that bad.

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Yeah, he’s the worst.

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But he is not gonna
ruin this holiday.

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(chuckles)

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Thanksgiving brunch
is on deck,

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and the master chef
is about to throw down.

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Mm-hmm. See, now that’s my man.

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Oh, you sweet.
Mm.

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Everything’s gonna
be fine, baby.

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I know.
(both laugh)

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But I did tell you so.

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This family ain’t nothing
but a pack of wolves.

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STEVE: The catch only counts if
possession is made in bounds.

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Which it did. Junior caught
the ball in the end zone.

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Tani, I’m over it.
You should be, too.

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He’s right, Tani. Nobody
likes a sore loser.

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Uh, excuse me, we tied.

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A sore tie-er, then.

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Oh. Okay.

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That’s, uh, something
I haven’t seen before.

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LUKELA: Sorry I
couldn’t make the game.

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Um, how’d it go?

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We were robbed.
STEVE: Well, let’s, uh,

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leave that crime back there and
focus on this one for now.

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Duke, what are
we looking at,

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aside the obvious safe
on top of the person?

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LUKELA: Homeowners are out
of town for the holiday.

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Housekeeper arrives this morning

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to find this mess.

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Broken back door looks to be
the point of entry.

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Perp went upstairs,
took this safe

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out of the wall
in the master bedroom.

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Got an I.D. on this guy?
Michael Chan.

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He’s got priors and a day job

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working for an airport
shuttle service.

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ADAM: So he picks people up
at these fancy homes

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and knows they’re
going out of town.

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That’s pretty smart.
He’s not smart. He’s stupid.

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He tried to smuggle this
ginormous safe out the door?

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A classic amateur move.

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Yeah, but it looks like
he might have tried to use

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this blanket
to drag the safe down.

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But when he tried pulling it
down one step at a time,

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gravity did its thing.

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(grunts)

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(shouts)
(sharp crunch)

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Safe fell on top
of him and smoosh.

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STEVE: Guys, check out
the drill marks.

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I’m thinking this guy, uh, tried
to crack the safe upstairs

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before he decided
to take it to go.

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Close, but not quite.
Come check this out.

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We found metal shavings
next to the body,

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indicating that
the safe was drilled

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right here on
top of the guy.

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There was more than one thief.

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STEVE:
So Plan A was

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to get this thing out of here
and crack it someplace else.

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But then it falls
on bad guy number one,

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and his partner realizes
he can’t carry it by himself,

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so he’s gonna drill it
right here in place?

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Bad news, he lost a partner.

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Good news, he doesn’t
have to split the take.

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What in the hell is that?

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Dry wall mix?

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It’s kouign-amann,
you fat dummy.

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You pretentious ass.
Them ain’t even words.

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It’s a French pastry,
you troglodyte.

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That ain’t a word, either.

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Yeah? Well, it’s better than
those soggy, limp-ass omelets

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you be making.

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Just ’cause you big as a house
don’t make you Emeril Lagasse,

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Chubster.

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Don’t call me that again, man.

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(bowl thuds)

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Or what?

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(quietly):
Hey, pretty girl.

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Hey, baby.

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(chuckles)

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Mm. Mm, mm.

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(laughs)

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(pots clattering)

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GROVER: Is that all you got,
fool? You come to my house?
PERCY: You hungry, son?

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Oh, I got something...
RENEE: Hey, hey, hey!

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What the hell is going on here?

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Nothing.
(laughs):
Oh, no.

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You know, this could be funny,

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if both of you weren’t
grown men.

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WILL:
Shoot, it’s funny to me.

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You guys need a reality show.
Will.

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Both of you,
upstairs and clean up.

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Mm.

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STEVE:
Hey.

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We I.D. our vic’s accomplice?

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Jerry ran Chan on all
our available databases,

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came up empty
on any known associates.

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Right now,
we’re dumping his phone,

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so hopefully
that can get us a lead

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on who he might’ve
pulled this job with.

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Whoever it was, they left
a lot of valuable stuff behind.

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A handgun, couple Rolexes.

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JUNIOR: That’s quick
money in any pawnshop.

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Maybe he had
to leave in a hurry.

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Unless he was for looking
for something specific.

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We’ve reached out
to the homeowners, right?

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They should be able to tell us
exactly what was missing.

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(exhales)

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The safe wasn’t
the only thing they hit.

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Found a bag upstairs,
was full of jewelry

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sterling silver and a laptop.

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ADAM: If this crew was
after something specific

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in the safe, why did they
bother filling a bag

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with other random valuables
and then leave it behind?

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Well, because it wasn’t
a crew at all.

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What do you mean?

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I found another point
of entry upstairs,

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which leads me to believe

241
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,984
that this wasn’t one team
hitting this house together.

242
00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:19,319
STEVE:
Wait a minute.

243
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,720
You’re saying there was
two separate thieves

244
00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:22,489
that hit the same house
on the same night?

245
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:26,092
GROVER:
And now my delicious omelets.

246
00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,927
Hey, listen,
I just wanted to say, Renee,

247
00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,729
you’re just
as beautiful today

248
00:10:29,729 --> 00:10:31,397
as you were
when you two got married.

249
00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:34,267
Aw. Thank you.

250
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:36,336
Boy, stop filling my wife’s head
with nonsense.

251
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,641
Wait. Babe, come on.

252
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,676
I-I don’t mean,
like, nonsense...
Mm, mm, mm.

253
00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,245
Shut up.

254
00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:46,346
I-I’m just saying,

255
00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,414
he’s full of it.

256
00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:51,017
Son, when you’re standing
in the hole, quit digging.

257
00:10:51,017 --> 00:10:53,753
(timer ringing)
(mocking): Stop digging.

258
00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:54,754
(Ella laughs)

259
00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:56,356
(sniffs) Mmm!

260
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:58,458
What is that smell?

261
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,260
Whatever it is,
I want some.

262
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,828
Percy. (gasps)

263
00:11:01,828 --> 00:11:03,997
Oh, did you make
kouign-amann? Yes.

264
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,965
Wait, that’s a real thing?
Oh, baby,

265
00:11:05,965 --> 00:11:07,267
it is the only thing.

266
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,068
Oh, bring it here. Yes, yes.

267
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:12,772
Come to mama.
Mmm! Oh, yeah.

268
00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,440
(laughs)

269
00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:17,577
Mmm! What is that?

270
00:11:17,577 --> 00:11:19,379
Lemon curd?
PERCY: Mm-hmm.

271
00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:22,015
Mm... Mint.

272
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,149
And what is that?

273
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:24,984
Thyme.

274
00:11:24,984 --> 00:11:26,753
See, that’s my
secret weapon.

275
00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:28,388
Adds a little savory

276
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,790
to the sweetness. (laughing)
ELLA: All right.

277
00:11:30,790 --> 00:11:33,293
RENEE:
Mmm, Percy.

278
00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:35,862
I am not even kidding, you
need to open your own bakery.

279
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,497
He does.
Right?

280
00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:38,464
He should.

281
00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:40,333
It would never happen.

282
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,635
Why would you say
something like that, Pop?

283
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:45,638
Well, you don’t open your eyes
until 2:00 in the afternoon.

284
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,373
I mean... (chuckles)

285
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:48,575
you’d be sleeping now

286
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:50,176
if we wasn’t five hours
from Chicago time.

287
00:11:50,176 --> 00:11:51,844
It just so happens,

288
00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:55,315
I met with a banker
at First Chicago

289
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,749
about a business loan
just this week.

290
00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:58,518
All right.
Yeah.

291
00:11:58,518 --> 00:11:59,919
That’s good news, L’il Percy.

292
00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:02,255
Really good news!

293
00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:03,489
Congratulations.

294
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:07,393
Congratu-- On what?
A conversation?

295
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,761
They must be over
there giving out

296
00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,663
play money if they
give him a loan.

297
00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:11,931
Lou, be nice.

298
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,702
RENEE: Baby, what time do you
need to pick up the turkey?

299
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:18,504
Huh? Oh-- Oh, yeah.
I got to go to Foodland.

300
00:12:18,504 --> 00:12:20,573
They got ours on hold.
PERCY: Yeah, h-hold up.

301
00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,841
I need to roll with you.

302
00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:24,978
Because I’m real, real picky
about my ingredients.

303
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,012
Ingredients for what?

304
00:12:26,012 --> 00:12:28,448
It’s Thanksgiving, dum-dum.

305
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,149
I plan on cooking dinner.

306
00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:32,251
You plan on paying the mortgage
up in here, too?

307
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,653
’Cause this is
my house.
Oh, man.

308
00:12:33,653 --> 00:12:36,422
Any-any turkey and gravy and
giblets or any other damn thing

309
00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:38,725
gets cooked up in here
is gonna be by me.

310
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:39,959
ELLA:
You know what?

311
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,928
I got an idea.

312
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,597
Why don’t you two
cook dinner together?

313
00:12:45,865 --> 00:12:46,966
GROVER:
Because this is

314
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:48,434
my house.
(groans)

315
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,937
Dang, Ma, why you always
siding with him?

316
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,039
I’m not siding
with him.

317
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:55,475
I’m siding with
the family.

318
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:58,578
This is what?
Thanksgiving.

319
00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:02,115
You two should be
thankful for each other.

320
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,950
(softly): As I’ve been
trying to tell...

321
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,218
You got something to say,
L’il Percy?

322
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,222
No, ma’am.
(Grover snickers)

323
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:12,425
Well, I think it’s
a great idea. You and I...
Me, too, baby.

324
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,162
(laughs) We do.
Baby.

325
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,366
Fine.

326
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,103
(over radio):
♪ Turkey for you ♪

327
00:13:24,103 --> 00:13:29,308
♪ Let’s eat the turkey
in my big brown shoe... ♪

328
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,411
Let me tell you something,
little brother.

329
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,880
Jealousy is a ugly cloak.

330
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:37,150
And I’m surprised
it can even fit your fat ass.

331
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,152
(chuckles)

332
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:41,154
Tell you what, Chubby-Chub.

333
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,322
Let’s make this thing
interesting.

334
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,824
We cook up two birds,

335
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:48,594
and let the fam decide
which one is the best.

336
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:50,430
Cool?

337
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,098
Unless, of course,
you’re scared.

338
00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:53,733
Like you used to be
when them bullies

339
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,436
would chase your ass home...
Bet! Bet.

340
00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,871
Bet. Name your stakes, loser.
(laughs)

341
00:13:58,871 --> 00:14:01,207
All right.

342
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:06,045
When I win, you admit
that I’m the better chef.

343
00:14:06,045 --> 00:14:07,814
(scoffs)
A’ight?

344
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:11,651
And you cosign
a loan for my bakery.

345
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,352
Fine, that’ll work.
Cool.

346
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:15,988
Yeah. And when you lose,

347
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,924
then I don’t have
to see your ass

348
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:21,327
at my Thanksgiving table
for two years.

349
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:24,864
Why don’t we make it
22 years, fat ass?

350
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,400
Hell, I hope I never have to
show up around here again.

351
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,469
Ooh. Done.

352
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,712
♪ It’s not good,
not good to fight, yeah... ♪

353
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,748
(register beeps)

354
00:14:41,748 --> 00:14:44,050
That’ll be $307.21.

355
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,355
Um, seems as though

356
00:14:49,355 --> 00:14:51,224
I forgot my wallet.
No, he didn’t.

357
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,425
It’s right in
his back pocket.

358
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:56,095
You see, what he
actually forgot is money.

359
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,732
But he’s family.

360
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:01,801
You do things for your family.

361
00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:03,936
(chuckles) You know
how that is, right?

362
00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,372
(chuckles)
Hey, for real?

363
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:07,707
Thank you, little brother.

364
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,675
Yeah, don’t get all sentimental.

365
00:15:09,675 --> 00:15:12,845
That just puts me $300 closer
to getting rid of your ass.

366
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,715
So, where’s your turkey?

367
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:18,618
It seems as though
they’re sold out.

368
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:22,922
But don’t get any bright ideas
about victory by default.

369
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:26,425
Because we gonna keep shopping.
Good luck.

370
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,162
Come again?

371
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:32,298
What she means is
you ain’t in Chicago, dummy.

372
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,233
This is an island.

373
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,169
Anybody who wanted
a Thanksgiving turkey

374
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,204
already has one.

375
00:15:38,204 --> 00:15:39,872
Like this baby right here.

376
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,776
Who’s getting to be
nice and juicy, hmm?

377
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,044
Who?

378
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:47,246
You ain’t getting off
that easy. A bet’s a bet.

379
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:49,816
I just so happen to know a guy

380
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:52,151
who can pretty much
get anything.

381
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:53,920
(phone speed dials)

382
00:15:58,524 --> 00:16:01,294
(brakes squeal,
gearshift creaks)

383
00:16:02,428 --> 00:16:04,630
Chi-Town.
GROVER: My man.

384
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,500
Behold: a Hawaiian
Thanksgiving miracle.

385
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,669
(turkey gobbles)
Perfect.

386
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,270
What?
(laughing)

387
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,239
What the hell am I
supposed to do with this?

388
00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,374
What you mean, brah?

389
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:17,476
Kill him, pluck
him, cook him.

390
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:19,312
It don’t get
no better than this

391
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,947
on a last-minute notice.

392
00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:23,082
(laughing)
Full disclosure,

393
00:16:23,082 --> 00:16:24,317
this guy was bred to fight.

394
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,252
Lean and mean.

395
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,321
His meat might be kind of tough.

396
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,522
(guffawing)

397
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,291
No, no, no, no.
The bet’s off, man.

398
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,826
The bet’s off
for real this time.

399
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,795
Oh, hell no, it ain’t.

400
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,531
You wanted a turkey,
here’s a turkey.

401
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,032
(gobbles)
Be thankful

402
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,334
you don’t have
to defrost it.

403
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,770
That’s right, O.G.
That’ll cost $300.

404
00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:45,938
What?!

405
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,773
(laughs)

406
00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,443
What’s so funny?!
The shoe’s on the
other foot now, ain’t it?

407
00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:54,180
Since I forgot money,
it’s on you.

408
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,449
Or the bet’s off.

409
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,885
Tell you what, Chicago,
for another C-note,

410
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:01,053
I’ll throw in a
humane slaughtering,

411
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:03,055
get this bugger plucked,
cleaned and dressed.

412
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,190
(gobbles)

413
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:06,359
$400 for a turkey.
You know what?

414
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,528
It’s gonna be worth it.
$300 for--

415
00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:10,897
Here.
One.

416
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:14,634
Two. Three. Four!

417
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:16,969
Oh, yeah, by the way.

418
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,437
You guys like the
head on or off?

419
00:17:18,437 --> 00:17:20,306
GROVER and PERCY:
Off!

420
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:22,742
Just checking, my bruddahs,
just checking.

421
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,410
Right.

422
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,579
(sportscast playing over TV)
Ah!

423
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,181
28 to nothing, and he wants
to get out the game

424
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:30,316
’cause his finger hurt.

425
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:31,951
ANNOUNCER:
...and he did!

426
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,085
(Percy Sr. grunts)

427
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:37,557
All the candy-ass, weak,
prima donna bull...

428
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,091
Big Percy.

429
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,726
Yes-yes, yes, Miss Ella.

430
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,395
I know you’re not
sitting around in here

431
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,163
using that kind
of language in front of

432
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:45,932
my grand-baby, are you?

433
00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,401
Uh, it just
kind of slipped out,

434
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,402
M-Miss Ella.

435
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,070
Oh, just slipped out?

436
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,305
Yes, ma’am.

437
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,906
(chuckles):
Okay.

438
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:56,576
Well, can you kind of just
slip into the kitchen

439
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,078
and peel those potatoes
as I asked you to?

440
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,147
(clicks tongue) Got it.

441
00:18:01,147 --> 00:18:02,315
(clears throat)

442
00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:03,549
(grunts)

443
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,318
And by the way.
Hmm?

444
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:06,919
Yeah, yeah?
Put on your glasses.

445
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,020
Oh.

446
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:10,389
Look.
Thank you.

447
00:18:10,389 --> 00:18:13,726
Last thing I want to do
is spend my Thanksgiving

448
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:17,897
in the E.R. because you
sliced off your pinky finger.

449
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:21,167
No, no, no, no, no, no,
Miss Ella.

450
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:22,868
Ah-ah-ah-ah.
(laughs)

451
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:24,971
Yeah.
Yes, Miss Ella.

452
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:27,573
(chuckles)

453
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,909
(laughing)

454
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,545
Now, what’s so funny?

455
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,080
You got potato duty,
too, now.

456
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,281
Come on, come on.
Get up.

457
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,382
Attention, boy!

458
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,720
Follow me.

459
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:46,592
(humming a tune)

460
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:54,233
What’s the matter
with you, boy?

461
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,969
So, you’re scared
of Grandma, huh?

462
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,138
Hey, it’s all right.

463
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,207
Dad’s scared
of Mom, too.

464
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:02,708
Is that what you think?

465
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,810
Yeah, you know,
everybody knows that.

466
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,513
Even his friends
at work. (chuckles)

467
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:13,185
Let me tell
you something.

468
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:15,121
Grandson.

469
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:19,892
Your grandma, she spent
every waking hour

470
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:23,896
trying to take care of me and
your daddy and your uncle.

471
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:28,734
She worked 50 hours a week,
and she still finds time

472
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,736
to cook us dinner
every night.

473
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:35,207
The most important person
I ever met in my life.

474
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:38,010
She’s my heart.

475
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,713
And your mama?

476
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:43,716
Now, she spends every
waking hour of her life

477
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:47,219
taking care of you and
your daddy and your sister,

478
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,255
and still finds time
to fly back and forth

479
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:51,457
to Chicago to check
on her parents.

480
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:56,429
Now, she’s the most important
person that your daddy knows.

481
00:19:56,429 --> 00:20:01,067
Me and your daddy, we spend
every waking hour of our life

482
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:06,338
trying our best to be
worthy of those women.

483
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:11,811
So, scared, yeah, yeah,
w-we’re scared all right.

484
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:14,313
We’re scared of
not measuring up.

485
00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:20,086
In the future,
if you’re lucky,

486
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:24,957
you’ll find somebody
for you to be scared of.

487
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:27,059
Say, what’s, uh, that
you young folks say?

488
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,729
You feel me?

489
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,931
(chuckles):
Yeah.

490
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,833
Yeah, I feel you, Grandpa.

491
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,434
Yeah. That’s what
I’m talking about.

492
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,971
Now hand me
another potato, son.

493
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,873
We got work to do.

494
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:44,176
JERRY:
So I spoke with the homeowners,

495
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:47,346
and based on the inventory
that Mr. Henman sent over,

496
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,815
the only thing missing
from the safe was this.

497
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:53,219
One 1948 Stan Musial
baseball card.

498
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:54,420
A beauty, isn’t she?

499
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,088
Never heard of him.

500
00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,057
You’ve never heard
of Stan the Man Musial?

501
00:20:58,057 --> 00:20:59,959
The Donora Greyhound?
No.

502
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:01,260
Three-time
World Series champion.

503
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,195
.331 career batting average.

504
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,530
National League MVP

505
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,365
in ’43, ’46, and ’48.

506
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:07,633
No.

507
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:10,202
Please tell me you read
those stats off of your screen.

508
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,637
The guy was a first-ballot
Hall of Famer.

509
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:13,038
Not to mention a patriot.

510
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,907
This man walked away
from the game

511
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,476
so he could serve this country
in World War II.

512
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,445
Okay. I’m guessing
if our thief was after

513
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:22,615
that card specifically,
it must be pretty valuable.

514
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:27,653
Yeah, I’d say so. Mr. Henman,
he, uh, insured it for over 60K.

515
00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:29,889
60 grand for a piece
of cardboard?

516
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:33,292
Unless our thief is a Jerry
Ortega-level Stan Musial fan,

517
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,960
we got to assume
that he’s trying

518
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,195
to unload this thing
somewhere, right?

519
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:38,164
Right. And there’s probably
only a couple dealers

520
00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:41,233
on the island who move
memorabilia this expensive.

521
00:21:41,233 --> 00:21:42,735
Jerry?

522
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:45,004
You’re assuming I know where
sports nerds waste their money?

523
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:51,310
All right, there’s one shop
in particular I can think of.

524
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,547
(brakes squeal,
gearshift creaks)

525
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:55,781
JERRY: Hall of Fame
Sports Collectibles.

526
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,216
That’s the place.

527
00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:59,885
Okay, Jerry. Here’s how I’m
thinking we should play this.

528
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:02,221
What are you doing?

529
00:22:02,221 --> 00:22:04,890
Making the necessary
preparations for this op.

530
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:08,994
Uh... Jerry.

531
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,229
(Southern accent):
I’m sorry.

532
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:12,198
There’s no one here
by that name.

533
00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:14,366
I’m Bill Bachman III,

534
00:22:14,366 --> 00:22:16,836
Southern gentleman,
avid collector

535
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:20,339
of baseball memorabilia,
lifelong Cardinals fan.

536
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,675
And I’m a man on a mission:

537
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:26,345
I’m looking for
a 1948 Stan Musial card,

538
00:22:26,345 --> 00:22:28,847
and you bet your
sweet patootie

539
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,849
I’m willing to pay top dollar.

540
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:33,919
That’s great,

541
00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:38,090
Bill, but-- and this
is just a suggestion--

542
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:42,194
you might not want to actually
mention Stan Musial.

543
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,929
(normal voice): You think
he might get suspicious?

544
00:22:43,929 --> 00:22:47,266
Asking for the card the same day
some sketchy guy off-loaded it?

545
00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:52,738
Yeah. He’ll know it was stolen,
so he’ll probably be cagey.

546
00:22:52,738 --> 00:22:54,440
Makes sense.
Okay.

547
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:57,843
Here’s what I was thinking.
I’m your rich friend from Japan

548
00:22:57,843 --> 00:23:00,112
who’s got a passion for
American baseball memorabilia

549
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:03,349
and money to burn.
Okay, I can dig it.

550
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:04,984
Yeah?
And who am I?

551
00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:07,620
You’re you.

552
00:23:10,656 --> 00:23:12,591
I think I can do that.

553
00:23:22,368 --> 00:23:24,570
Shoots. You’re not closing,
are you?

554
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:27,906
Afraid so. Got to get home
to Thanksgiving dinner.

555
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:29,108
Oh, this will only
take a minute.

556
00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:30,876
My friend here is
on his way back to Japan,

557
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:33,078
and just wants to get
a gift for his nephew.

558
00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:34,947
Konnichiwa.

559
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:40,919
Okay. So step inside
for a minute.

560
00:23:43,522 --> 00:23:44,857
What? No!
(lock clicks)

561
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:45,924
Stay here. Cover the door!

562
00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,460
Where are you going?

563
00:24:01,473 --> 00:24:03,742
(grunting)
Come here.

564
00:24:03,742 --> 00:24:05,811
Looks like you won’t be
making that dinner.

565
00:24:09,481 --> 00:24:12,651
♪ Ah, baby, come here ♪

566
00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,853
♪ Let me caress you ♪

567
00:24:14,853 --> 00:24:17,489
♪ Ah, ah, baby, let us ♪

568
00:24:17,489 --> 00:24:21,026
♪ Ah, tell me what you missed,
come here ♪

569
00:24:21,026 --> 00:24:23,495
(singing along):
♪ Get back ♪

570
00:24:23,495 --> 00:24:26,765
♪ Oh, nothing’s changed ♪

571
00:24:26,765 --> 00:24:30,202
♪ You’re still sweet as ♪

572
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:32,538
♪ When I’m standing ready ♪

573
00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:35,541
♪ To love you, babe ♪

574
00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:38,243
♪ Make it good to you ♪

575
00:24:38,243 --> 00:24:42,247
♪ Ooh, I need your love ♪

576
00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:43,716
♪ Don’t make me wait ♪

577
00:24:43,716 --> 00:24:46,051
♪ I can’t wait... ♪

578
00:24:46,051 --> 00:24:47,720
Why you standing all the way
over there, Nene?

579
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,054
Why don’t you
come over here by me?

580
00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:53,025
♪ Come here, sweet, sweet baby,
get to this ♪

581
00:24:56,628 --> 00:25:00,399
♪ For so long, I’m so glad ♪

582
00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:05,838
♪ Glad that you call me
your baby. ♪

583
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,475
(song ends)

584
00:25:09,475 --> 00:25:11,143
That was nice.

585
00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:14,079
Yeah, it was nice.

586
00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:15,781
Tell you what, though.
Mm.

587
00:25:15,781 --> 00:25:18,584
When Will goes
off to college? Mm.

588
00:25:18,584 --> 00:25:19,885
You’ll be in trouble, woman.
(laughs)

589
00:25:19,885 --> 00:25:21,220
You’re so wrong.

590
00:25:21,220 --> 00:25:23,555
You looked so
happy cooking.

591
00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:25,557
I didn’t even want
to disturb you.

592
00:25:25,557 --> 00:25:28,327
Girl, please. Nothing

593
00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:29,661
could disturb me today.

594
00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:31,230
Percy gonna wish he
never made that bet.

595
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:34,233
Hmm. What bet?

596
00:25:34,233 --> 00:25:37,803
That fool thinks
he’s a better chef than me.

597
00:25:37,803 --> 00:25:39,772
Than me, okay?
(laughs)

598
00:25:39,772 --> 00:25:41,273
So he wanted
to make a bet.

599
00:25:41,273 --> 00:25:44,476
We’ll cook two birds,
and we’ll see which one is best,

600
00:25:44,476 --> 00:25:46,078
and y’all can be the judges.

601
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:48,180
Oh, so that’s why
we have two turkeys.

602
00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:50,549
Okay, well, how much
is this bet for?

603
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,084
Oh, that’s the best part.

604
00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:55,053
Let’s say, by some miracle
chance, he should win.

605
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:57,890
All I got to do is cosign
on a loan for that stupid

606
00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:00,692
pipe dream of a bakery--
which will never happen.

607
00:26:00,692 --> 00:26:03,796
But when he loses...
Mm-hmm?

608
00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:06,799
...he can’t come back
here for two years.

609
00:26:08,333 --> 00:26:10,102
What?

610
00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:11,336
Babe.

611
00:26:11,336 --> 00:26:14,106
What? What? Come on, now.
It’s all in fun.

612
00:26:14,106 --> 00:26:18,010
Fun? Do you even
hear yourself, Lou?

613
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:20,179
Now, you know, y-you and
your brother have been

614
00:26:20,179 --> 00:26:22,748
at each other’s throats
since your folks have got here.

615
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:24,583
And now you...

616
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:28,087
you literally want us
to judge this crazy competition?

617
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,088
Babe, a minute ago,
you was cool...

618
00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:32,858
This holiday is about
bringing family together, Lou.

619
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,896
And you think that banning him
from here is you winning?

620
00:26:37,896 --> 00:26:43,435
Well, I, for one, won’t
participate in that.

621
00:26:45,003 --> 00:26:47,272
I don’t want to be
any part of it.

622
00:26:51,510 --> 00:26:52,845
(door opens)

623
00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:54,213
Ta-da!

624
00:26:54,213 --> 00:26:56,215
Hey, if it isn’t
the Pawn Stars.

625
00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:57,850
And, yes, you got
the card!

626
00:26:57,850 --> 00:27:01,487
Feast your eyes
on a 100% genuine

627
00:27:01,487 --> 00:27:05,357
1948 Leaf Stan Musial
baseball card.

628
00:27:05,357 --> 00:27:07,359
Be still, my beating heart.

629
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,827
I know you’re joking.
Nope.

630
00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:11,029
But I got to tell you,
holding this card,

631
00:27:11,029 --> 00:27:13,332
it might be the closest
I ever get to understanding

632
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:14,433
the mind of a criminal.

633
00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:17,369
Okay. Moving on.

634
00:27:17,369 --> 00:27:19,738
We tracked it down
at a local memorabilia shop.

635
00:27:19,738 --> 00:27:22,307
The owner bought it
earlier today for ten grand.

636
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:23,842
Ten grand for a card
that’s worth 60?

637
00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:26,979
Th-That thief must have been
pretty strapped for cash

638
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,714
if he was willing to
let it go that cheap.

639
00:27:28,714 --> 00:27:30,148
I don’t suppose we have
a name for the owner?

640
00:27:30,148 --> 00:27:31,817
No, but he did give us
a physical description

641
00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:32,818
of the seller:

642
00:27:32,818 --> 00:27:34,219
uh, Caucasian,

643
00:27:34,219 --> 00:27:35,888
roughly six feet tall,
brown hair.

644
00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:37,723
Didn’t look like
this guy, did he?

645
00:27:39,024 --> 00:27:41,360
TANI: This guy
bought three drills

646
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:44,363
and a dozen diamond-tipped drill
bits the morning of the robbery.

647
00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:46,899
If I was planning to steal
a priceless baseball card,

648
00:27:46,899 --> 00:27:49,735
I certainly wouldn’t wait till
last minute to buy the tools.

649
00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:51,103
Did you get an I.D.?

650
00:27:51,103 --> 00:27:52,771
Not yet. We tried running
facial recognition,

651
00:27:52,771 --> 00:27:55,073
but the angle and the camera
image quality were no good.

652
00:27:55,073 --> 00:27:57,743
And, of course,
he paid with cash.

653
00:27:57,743 --> 00:27:59,144
TANI:
Here’s the good news.

654
00:27:59,144 --> 00:28:00,546
Henman’s due to land
in a couple minutes.

655
00:28:00,546 --> 00:28:02,581
So Joons and I will
pay him a visit.

656
00:28:02,581 --> 00:28:04,149
I’m sure he wants his card back.

657
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:08,687
JERRY:
Hey, you...

658
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,522
might want to be
a little more careful with that?

659
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:13,258
I’ll make sure
she doesn’t sit on it.

660
00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:15,661
WILL:
Wait, that’s Dad?

661
00:28:15,661 --> 00:28:17,496
How old was he, like, 12?

662
00:28:17,496 --> 00:28:20,032
Nah. Eight.

663
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,301
No way!
Yes!

664
00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:23,835
Dad was huge.

665
00:28:23,835 --> 00:28:25,837
(laughter)
Yeah, he was.

666
00:28:25,837 --> 00:28:27,172
Yeah, man.

667
00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:29,174
Boy ate like a dinosaur.

668
00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:31,843
We had to put a lock on the
fridge till he left the house.

669
00:28:31,843 --> 00:28:33,512
(laughter)
He could eat.

670
00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:36,048
Yeah, I can see why Uncle Percy
started calling him Chubster.

671
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:39,818
No, your uncle didn’t
give him that name.

672
00:28:39,818 --> 00:28:42,287
Some kids at school did.

673
00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:43,789
And you know what?

674
00:28:43,789 --> 00:28:46,959
No matter how much or
how hard they fought,

675
00:28:46,959 --> 00:28:51,463
your father always knew that
he could depend on your uncle

676
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,765
to stick up for him.

677
00:28:53,765 --> 00:28:56,301
No matter what.
PERCY SR.: Yeah.

678
00:28:56,301 --> 00:28:57,803
Once or twice a week,

679
00:28:57,803 --> 00:29:00,072
I’d hear him running down the
street, bullies be chasing him.

680
00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:02,241
I could hear him
saying, "Percy!"

681
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:04,509
(laughter)
"Percy!"

682
00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:06,478
ELLA: Yes!
Yes!

683
00:29:06,478 --> 00:29:08,480
That’s right.
Wait. Uncle Percy was jacked.

684
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,617
PERCY SR.: Yeah!
ELLA: "Jacked"?

685
00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:12,951
(laughter)
Yeah.

686
00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:14,753
Afro’s a little bit
lopsided, too.

687
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,755
ELLA:
Yes, yes.

688
00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,690
It is.

689
00:29:21,693 --> 00:29:23,629
No, no, no, no!

690
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:28,166
What?

691
00:29:32,137 --> 00:29:34,640
(quietly):
Son of a bitch.

692
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,509
Looking good, baby.
Gobble, gobble.

693
00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:38,677
(laughs)

694
00:29:38,677 --> 00:29:39,945
Hey!

695
00:29:39,945 --> 00:29:41,246
Yeah.

696
00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:44,916
Man, what the hell
is wrong with you?

697
00:29:46,018 --> 00:29:47,285
You want to win this bet so bad,

698
00:29:47,285 --> 00:29:48,987
you come out here
and almost knock over my bird?

699
00:29:48,987 --> 00:29:51,023
Oh, get the hell out of here
with that! You know damn well

700
00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:53,592
you went into the kitchen and
turned the heat up on my bird

701
00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:55,494
while I was upstairs!
I didn’t have nothing
to do with that!

702
00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:57,496
You think I don’t know
a lie when I hear one?!

703
00:29:57,496 --> 00:30:00,098
Boy, don’t you know who I am?!
I’m the police!

704
00:30:00,098 --> 00:30:03,201
You’ve been two steps away
from jail since you could crawl.

705
00:30:03,201 --> 00:30:05,203
And here I was just
starting to feel sorry

706
00:30:05,203 --> 00:30:06,538
for your deadbeat ass.

707
00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:09,141
What’d you just say to me?

708
00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,610
You ain’t deaf, L’il Percy.
You heard me.

709
00:30:11,610 --> 00:30:13,779
You so damn pompous.

710
00:30:13,779 --> 00:30:16,214
You know what?
To hell with you and this bet.

711
00:30:16,214 --> 00:30:17,382
Fine.

712
00:30:17,382 --> 00:30:20,018
You and me? We’re done.

713
00:30:20,018 --> 00:30:21,987
Yeah, we done.
We done after I whip your ass.

714
00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:23,989
Yeah? You can try.

715
00:30:23,989 --> 00:30:25,590
Huh? Huh?

716
00:30:30,962 --> 00:30:32,230
(both grunting)

717
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,969
PERCY SR.:
Enough!

718
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:45,043
I didn’t raise
you boys like that.

719
00:30:45,043 --> 00:30:46,978
(panting)

720
00:30:52,651 --> 00:30:54,286
Babe.

721
00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:58,023
That’s okay, baby.
Come on.

722
00:31:17,943 --> 00:31:19,177
Fire.

723
00:31:19,177 --> 00:31:20,178
Fire!

724
00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:23,615
Fire! Somebody call
the fire department!

725
00:31:27,953 --> 00:31:29,354
Well, thanks
for getting this back.

726
00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:30,756
You got any leads
on who stole it?

727
00:31:30,756 --> 00:31:32,023
Actually, Mr. Henman,
that’s why we’re here.

728
00:31:32,023 --> 00:31:33,091
Uh, we do have a suspect.

729
00:31:33,091 --> 00:31:34,659
I know the image
isn’t great, but...

730
00:31:35,994 --> 00:31:37,229
...do you recognize that guy?

731
00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:41,633
It’s hard to tell. Should I?

732
00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:43,468
Well, considering nothing else
was stolen from your safe,

733
00:31:43,468 --> 00:31:45,103
we believe that it was
a targeted robbery,

734
00:31:45,103 --> 00:31:46,705
which means
whoever broke in

735
00:31:46,705 --> 00:31:48,039
knew that the card was here.

736
00:31:48,039 --> 00:31:49,574
Hold on.

737
00:31:52,177 --> 00:31:55,046
Yeah. (chuckles)

738
00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:57,048
That’s him.

739
00:31:57,048 --> 00:31:58,250
His name’s Patrick
something or other.

740
00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,418
He works at a homeless
shelter I donated to.

741
00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:04,222
He and I talked baseball a few
times. He knew about the card.

742
00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:07,025
Can you get us that address?

743
00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:08,260
I don’t suppose you’ll let me

744
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,761
finish my shift
before you book me?

745
00:32:09,761 --> 00:32:12,397
Patrick, where’s the money
you got for the baseball card?

746
00:32:12,397 --> 00:32:13,765
You’re looking at it.

747
00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,468
It’s on her plate here.
His plate there.

748
00:32:19,571 --> 00:32:21,573
TANI: You broke
into Henman’s place

749
00:32:21,573 --> 00:32:24,042
and drilled into his
safe so you could...

750
00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:25,777
you could feed the
homeless on Thanksgiving?

751
00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:28,713
Yeah, I did.

752
00:32:28,713 --> 00:32:30,816
Four years ago,

753
00:32:30,816 --> 00:32:32,884
I met Mr. Henman
at a U of H game,

754
00:32:32,884 --> 00:32:35,086
and he believed in
what we were doing here,

755
00:32:35,086 --> 00:32:36,721
so much so, he pledged
to start underwriting

756
00:32:36,721 --> 00:32:37,889
our Thanksgiving dinner.

757
00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:39,958
That’s very generous.

758
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:43,562
Extremely. He could afford it,
of course.

759
00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:46,698
And he’d show up every year
in his-his fancy car,

760
00:32:46,698 --> 00:32:48,033
wearing his fancy watch,

761
00:32:48,033 --> 00:32:50,402
spend ten minutes with us
and pose for a photo

762
00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:52,304
so he’d get his name
in the papers.

763
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:53,905
And I was okay with that

764
00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:55,707
because everyone
was getting fed,

765
00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:57,509
but this year,
when I called him

766
00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:59,311
for his donation,
he told me his accountant

767
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:01,513
found a better tax dodge.

768
00:33:01,513 --> 00:33:03,748
When I told him
that meant

769
00:33:03,748 --> 00:33:06,785
hundreds of people would
go hungry on Thanksgiving,

770
00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:10,388
he said that was my
problem, not his.

771
00:33:12,490 --> 00:33:14,392
Guess he was right.

772
00:33:14,392 --> 00:33:16,695
All right, look,

773
00:33:16,695 --> 00:33:18,964
you may have stolen the card
for the right reasons,

774
00:33:18,964 --> 00:33:20,866
but you still broke the law,

775
00:33:20,866 --> 00:33:24,236
and were gonna
have to arrest you.

776
00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:31,343
Right after you finish serving
these people their food.

777
00:33:33,078 --> 00:33:35,614
And you know what,
while we’re here,

778
00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:37,215
it looks like you
could use some help.

779
00:33:37,215 --> 00:33:39,150
♪ ♪

780
00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:06,544
♪ ♪

781
00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:15,620
We were actually able to contain
the fire to the kitchen.

782
00:34:15,620 --> 00:34:18,657
But seems like someone left
a greasy towel on the stovetop.

783
00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:21,993
Huh. Well, that’s weird.

784
00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:23,662
Y’all have a lot
to be thankful for.

785
00:34:23,662 --> 00:34:25,063
This could’ve been way worse.

786
00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:26,698
Yeah.
Thank you.

787
00:34:26,698 --> 00:34:28,466
So much.

788
00:34:28,466 --> 00:34:30,068
(exhales)

789
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,569
Oh, my God.

790
00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,605
Hey, you want to hear
something funny?

791
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:36,541
Please. I could use
a good laugh.

792
00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:38,376
Well, it’s kind of
my fault.

793
00:34:38,376 --> 00:34:39,878
Why?

794
00:34:39,878 --> 00:34:43,048
I-I had a few
cocktails too many.

795
00:34:43,048 --> 00:34:46,117
I thought that the turkey
wasn’t cooking fast enough,

796
00:34:46,117 --> 00:34:48,820
so I turned it
all the way up.

797
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,188
Without your glasses on.

798
00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:52,424
Yeah.

799
00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:54,326
I thought you said
it was gonna be funny.

800
00:34:58,596 --> 00:35:01,967
If I catch you without
your glasses on again,

801
00:35:01,967 --> 00:35:04,502
I’m gonna tape them
to your head.

802
00:35:04,502 --> 00:35:05,837
Yes.

803
00:35:09,341 --> 00:35:11,009
You think it’s over?

804
00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:12,677
You better go talk
to your wife.

805
00:35:12,677 --> 00:35:14,479
Way ahead of you, boy.

806
00:35:14,479 --> 00:35:15,614
Way ahead of you.

807
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:22,687
Well, I mean, you know,
all’s well that ends well.

808
00:35:22,687 --> 00:35:25,256
At least you gonna get that
new kitchen you’ve been wanting.

809
00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:26,424
It’s gonna be...

810
00:35:26,424 --> 00:35:27,826
nice, babe.

811
00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:31,629
Sweetheart, I’m so sorry.

812
00:35:31,629 --> 00:35:33,431
Don’t be mad.
Baby, I’m so sorry.

813
00:35:33,431 --> 00:35:34,799
I know I disappointed you...

814
00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:37,202
Shh, shh.

815
00:35:37,202 --> 00:35:40,238
I’m not the one
you should be apologizing to.

816
00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:47,078
Go on.

817
00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:49,180
Oh, my...

818
00:35:52,517 --> 00:35:55,887
I don’t know what
you looking at.

819
00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,822
(chuckles)

820
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,960
Percy,

821
00:36:01,960 --> 00:36:04,562
I want to apologize

822
00:36:04,562 --> 00:36:07,198
for the way
I’ve been treating you.

823
00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:09,434
I want to apologize
to you because of

824
00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:11,870
the horrible things I said
to you, man; I didn’t mean it.

825
00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:14,606
You’re my big brother,

826
00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:17,342
and I love you.

827
00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:19,544
I just want you
to know I’m sorry.

828
00:36:19,544 --> 00:36:22,380
Well, guess what.

829
00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:24,382
I’m sorry.

830
00:36:24,382 --> 00:36:27,819
See, I’m not gonna let you
hog all the blame.

831
00:36:27,819 --> 00:36:30,188
And, uh...

832
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,793
You know, I’ve been, uh...

833
00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:40,331
I’ve been keeping a scrapbook
of all your achievements.

834
00:36:40,331 --> 00:36:42,467
Yeah.

835
00:36:42,467 --> 00:36:45,370
Box scores...

836
00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:49,441
from when you won
the state semis.

837
00:36:49,441 --> 00:36:52,210
You had 12 tackles.

838
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,212
(chuckles)

839
00:36:54,212 --> 00:36:58,550
I wanted to tell you that,
little brother.

840
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:01,386
I just couldn’t get it out, man.

841
00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:06,958
(chuckles)
The picture of you and me

842
00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:09,561
at your graduation
from the academy.

843
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:12,197
And that
Tribune article

844
00:37:12,197 --> 00:37:15,734
about that big sting operation
you were a part of.

845
00:37:19,037 --> 00:37:22,440
I’ve been a jackass
all these years.

846
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:24,275
And the fact is

847
00:37:24,275 --> 00:37:26,377
you are

848
00:37:26,377 --> 00:37:30,715
more accomplished,
more-more responsible,

849
00:37:30,715 --> 00:37:34,219
more disciplined.

850
00:37:34,219 --> 00:37:36,955
And more in debt to you
than you’ll ever know.

851
00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:39,424
You made a man
out of me, Percy.

852
00:37:39,424 --> 00:37:41,292
Don’t you know that?

853
00:37:41,292 --> 00:37:44,062
I’m the man I am today
because of you.

854
00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:46,464
You’re the reason
I became a cop.

855
00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:50,535
Because I wanted
to protect people

856
00:37:50,535 --> 00:37:52,370
who couldn’t
protect themselves,

857
00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:56,174
the same way that
you would protect me.

858
00:37:56,174 --> 00:37:57,509
I’m sorry.

859
00:37:57,509 --> 00:38:00,211
I’m so sorry, man.

860
00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:01,946
I’m sorry. (kisses)

861
00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:03,314
Thank you, brother.

862
00:38:03,314 --> 00:38:05,817
You’re my big brother
and I love you. You hear me?

863
00:38:05,817 --> 00:38:06,985
PERCY SR.:
Uh, I ain’t saying

864
00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:08,520
that ain’t nice
or something like that,

865
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,455
but, uh, when we gonna eat?

866
00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:11,856
(laughter)

867
00:38:11,856 --> 00:38:14,125
Damn, Pop.

868
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:17,061
All right,
well, relax.

869
00:38:17,061 --> 00:38:19,697
It’s a good thing we got another
turkey. See? Came in handy.

870
00:38:19,697 --> 00:38:22,000
Yeah, uh, about that turkey.

871
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,336
When we was having that
little squabble out back...
Yeah?

872
00:38:25,336 --> 00:38:26,838
...it knocked
the cord out.

873
00:38:26,838 --> 00:38:29,207
That turkey’s soaking
in about ten gallons

874
00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:32,377
of olive oil; that turkey
ain’t gonna be no good, bruh.

875
00:38:32,377 --> 00:38:34,612
GROVER: Hang on a second.
Everybody relax. Relax.

876
00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:37,248
Take your hands off your hip,
babe. Don’t be mad no more.

877
00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:41,386
Look, we are going to have
Thanksgiving dinner.

878
00:38:41,386 --> 00:38:44,322
(stammers) It may not be as
we envisioned it, but, uh,

879
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:47,826
I got an idea.
Just hang on.

880
00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:48,993
Hey.
(phone speed dials)

881
00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,496
Yeah?
You was crying, huh?

882
00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,231
You don’t never stop,
do you?
(laughs)

883
00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:01,439
GROVER:
Come on, babe.

884
00:39:01,439 --> 00:39:02,807
Grovers have arrived.

885
00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:05,076
Hey.
Hey!

886
00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:06,244
Everybody, happy Thanksgiving.
(others greeting)

887
00:39:06,244 --> 00:39:07,579
Um, hey, man,

888
00:39:07,579 --> 00:39:09,280
thanks for letting us
crash your dinner, big fella.

889
00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:10,815
We appreciate it.

890
00:39:10,815 --> 00:39:12,517
O.G., there’s always
a space at my table

891
00:39:12,517 --> 00:39:13,785
for the Grover family,
you know that.

892
00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:15,987
Thank you, sir.
Tell me,

893
00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:19,224
how’d you manage
to ruin two turkeys?

894
00:39:19,224 --> 00:39:21,793
Oh, it was easy.
He burned the house down.
What?

895
00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:23,461
You have one kitchen fire...
Oh, it was so close...

896
00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:24,562
GROVER:
I’m the police.

897
00:39:24,562 --> 00:39:25,830
You can’t tell people
I burned...

898
00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:27,565
RENEE:
Oh, don’t get me started...

899
00:39:27,565 --> 00:39:29,667
Joons, I’d like to give you
a warning.

900
00:39:29,667 --> 00:39:32,270
My pants have
an elastic waistband.

901
00:39:32,270 --> 00:39:33,538
I’ve skipped lunch today

902
00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:35,039
to maximize
stomach capacity.

903
00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:38,042
My goal is to keep pace
with you tonight.

904
00:39:38,042 --> 00:39:41,112
Oh, actually, I’m gonna
have to duck out early tonight.

905
00:39:41,112 --> 00:39:43,514
I promised my mom I’d stop by
their family dinner.

906
00:39:43,514 --> 00:39:45,617
Wow, okay.

907
00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:47,418
Yeah.
That’s great.

908
00:39:47,418 --> 00:39:49,153
Isn’t it? That’s great.

909
00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:51,789
Yeah, i-it’s a start.
I guess, at some point,

910
00:39:51,789 --> 00:39:54,692
me and my dad have to learn how
to be in the same room together.

911
00:39:54,692 --> 00:39:56,227
Yeah. Okay, all right.

912
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:57,895
Well, here’s to, um,

913
00:39:57,895 --> 00:39:59,330
dysfunctional families

914
00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:02,200
and-and the holidays that force
us to spend time with them.

915
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:04,269
(laughs) Cheers.

916
00:40:04,269 --> 00:40:06,204
Cheers.
Cheers.

917
00:40:16,681 --> 00:40:18,216
How you holding up?

918
00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:20,551
First Thanksgiving
without Kono.

919
00:40:20,551 --> 00:40:22,553
It’s got to be hard.

920
00:40:22,553 --> 00:40:24,822
(sighs)

921
00:40:24,822 --> 00:40:27,525
Yeah. Yeah, it is.

922
00:40:27,525 --> 00:40:29,127
I won’t lie.

923
00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,564
But I’m thankful
for what I have.

924
00:40:35,667 --> 00:40:37,602
(lively chatter)

925
00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:47,979
Okay.

926
00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:49,213
All right.

927
00:40:49,213 --> 00:40:50,982
This is it.
Yep.

928
00:40:50,982 --> 00:40:53,685
Danny already signed. Soon as
you add your John Hancock,

929
00:40:53,685 --> 00:40:55,820
Steve’s will be the sole
proprietorship of yours truly.

930
00:40:55,820 --> 00:40:57,522
All righty.

931
00:41:01,526 --> 00:41:03,361
(sighs) You know
what’s crazy to me?

932
00:41:03,361 --> 00:41:07,699
Is that after all of that,
we almost broke even.

933
00:41:07,699 --> 00:41:10,134
In this business,

934
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:12,036
you call that success.
(sighs)

935
00:41:12,036 --> 00:41:13,671
GROVER:
What’s up, fellas?

936
00:41:13,671 --> 00:41:14,872
What’s up? I’ll tell
you what’s up.

937
00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:17,575
Danny and I have now officially

938
00:41:17,575 --> 00:41:20,378
signed this restaurant in its
entirety over to Kamekona, so...

939
00:41:20,378 --> 00:41:22,513
Stop playing. Look, I need to
talk to you about something...

940
00:41:22,513 --> 00:41:23,681
I ain’t playing.
I ain’t playing.

941
00:41:23,681 --> 00:41:25,717
And you don’t talk
to me anymore.

942
00:41:25,717 --> 00:41:27,418
You now talk

943
00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:29,287
to this man.

944
00:41:29,287 --> 00:41:31,823
Good night.
Okay.

945
00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:34,792
Well, all right, I guess you’re
the man. I need to talk to you.

946
00:41:34,792 --> 00:41:36,427
So, uh...

947
00:41:37,995 --> 00:41:39,864
Yo, Kamekona, this is
my big brother, Percy.

948
00:41:39,864 --> 00:41:41,032
How you doing, brother?

949
00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:42,533
All right.

950
00:41:42,533 --> 00:41:44,535
He is an expert baker.

951
00:41:44,535 --> 00:41:46,604
I’m telling you, man,
he is so good

952
00:41:46,604 --> 00:41:47,939
that when my wife--

953
00:41:47,939 --> 00:41:49,374
You know what? Never mind.

954
00:41:49,374 --> 00:41:50,942
I’m not even gonna hype it.
Here.

955
00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:53,878
Here.

956
00:41:53,878 --> 00:41:56,080
Is that a kouign-amann?

957
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,215
How the hell is it

958
00:41:57,215 --> 00:41:58,483
that everybody knows
what that is but me?

959
00:41:58,483 --> 00:41:59,784
(laughs)

960
00:41:59,784 --> 00:42:02,086
Go ahead and roll
that around

961
00:42:02,086 --> 00:42:03,855
in your mouth.

962
00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:06,824
Well?

963
00:42:08,559 --> 00:42:10,128
You’re hired.

964
00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:11,829
Congratulations.
What?

965
00:42:11,829 --> 00:42:13,264
Wow.

966
00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:15,233
Thank you,
my brother.

967
00:42:15,233 --> 00:42:17,068
All right.

968
00:42:20,905 --> 00:42:22,507
You did it. (chuckles)

969
00:42:24,909 --> 00:42:29,180
Look, there ain’t
gonna be any more crying.

970
00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:32,817
Yeah.

971
00:42:34,652 --> 00:42:35,653
Come here, little brother.

972
00:42:39,524 --> 00:42:41,325
I love you, man.

973
00:42:41,325 --> 00:42:42,994
(chuckles)
Come on, let’s go eat.

974
00:42:45,096 --> 00:42:46,964
(laughter, lively chatter)

975
00:42:46,964 --> 00:42:49,534
STEVE:
Come on.

976
00:42:49,534 --> 00:42:52,203
Happy Thanksgiving,
everyone. Let’s cheers.

977
00:42:52,203 --> 00:42:54,539
OTHERS: Cheers!
(lively chatter continues)

978
00:42:54,539 --> 00:42:57,308
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979
00:42:57,308 --> 00:42:59,877
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