1 00:00:02,741 --> 00:00:04,656 I know that you've been eating a lot of oatmeal lately. 2 00:00:04,743 --> 00:00:07,398 Yeah, it's nutritious, filling and the extra fiber 3 00:00:07,485 --> 00:00:09,835 helps keep the intestinal train running on time. 4 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:11,489 Mm. 5 00:00:11,576 --> 00:00:13,187 Well, I hope today we're near a gas station 6 00:00:13,274 --> 00:00:14,318 when the Mike Biggs choo-choo comes 7 00:00:14,405 --> 00:00:16,973 clickety-clacking through town. 8 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:19,193 Squeezing into that construction side Porta-Potty 9 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,630 would not have been my first choice either. 10 00:00:21,717 --> 00:00:22,935 I will say that's the fastest 11 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:23,936 I've ever seen you go over a fence. 12 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,199 Thirty seconds later 13 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:27,505 you would've seen me go through a fence. 14 00:00:27,592 --> 00:00:30,421 If I cannot pay my rent, I will have no place to live. 15 00:00:30,508 --> 00:00:31,509 You are killing me! 16 00:00:31,596 --> 00:00:33,337 - Samuel? - What? 17 00:00:33,424 --> 00:00:35,644 Could I get just a smidge more brown sugar for my oatmeal? 18 00:00:37,950 --> 00:00:40,040 Abe has promised me a raise every month for two years. 19 00:00:40,127 --> 00:00:41,650 but do I ever see an extra dollar in my paycheck? 20 00:00:41,737 --> 00:00:44,653 - No, I do not. - That's rough. 21 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:46,655 Could you also grab me a handful of raisins? 22 00:00:48,613 --> 00:00:50,615 Hang on, Mike. I think we got a brother in distress here. 23 00:00:50,702 --> 00:00:52,313 Yes, we know which one of you will be the first 24 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:54,750 to make detective. 25 00:00:54,837 --> 00:00:57,579 - Carl, stay out of it. - What's the problem, man? 26 00:00:57,666 --> 00:01:00,364 The landlord has increased my rent and I'm going to be evicted 27 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:02,366 if I don't get the raise I was promised. 28 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:03,585 Oh, you need me to have a word with your boss? 29 00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,152 - Carl. - What? 30 00:01:05,239 --> 00:01:06,805 I can talk to these fat cats. 31 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:08,677 Remember, I was our precinct's union representative 32 00:01:08,764 --> 00:01:10,113 for two years running. 33 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,289 Yes, but it was supposed to be a four-year term. 34 00:01:14,509 --> 00:01:16,380 And thanks to me, there are now rules in place 35 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:18,556 about the early removal of a union rep. 36 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:21,429 Go tell Abe I need to talk to him. 37 00:01:21,516 --> 00:01:22,865 Samuel, I implore you 38 00:01:22,952 --> 00:01:24,823 do not let Carl speak on your behalf. 39 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,782 What's the big deal? I'm just gonna reason with him. 40 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:28,784 Go get Abe. 41 00:01:28,871 --> 00:01:30,481 Carl, you're my best friend in the robe 42 00:01:30,568 --> 00:01:32,222 but you're a hothead and a loudmouth. 43 00:01:32,309 --> 00:01:34,442 No, that's just when we have to play good cop, bad cop. 44 00:01:34,529 --> 00:01:36,052 It's actually more embarrassed cop 45 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:38,794 and source-of-embarrassment cop. 46 00:01:38,881 --> 00:01:40,187 What's the problem? 47 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:41,927 Something wrong with your free food? 48 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:45,670 Listen, Abe, I think you and Samuel need to talk. 49 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:47,411 You know, create an open dialogue. 50 00:01:47,498 --> 00:01:50,849 Is this any way to be considered official police business? 51 00:01:50,936 --> 00:01:54,462 - No, just helping out a friend. - Then bye-bye, Johnny Law. 52 00:01:54,549 --> 00:01:55,811 You gonna be a troublemaker? 53 00:01:55,898 --> 00:01:57,595 'Cause I don't need a troublemaker. 54 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:59,771 Hey, he's just a working man standing up for his rights. 55 00:01:59,858 --> 00:02:02,557 I wait tables, I wash dishes, I take out the trash. 56 00:02:02,644 --> 00:02:03,906 And all I want in return is the 57 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,516 salary increase that you promised me. 58 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:07,127 Economic climate was much different 59 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:08,563 when I made that promise. 60 00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:11,261 Market crashed, financial world go topsy-turvy. 61 00:02:11,348 --> 00:02:14,003 This is not Morgan Stanley, this is bacon and eggs. 62 00:02:15,439 --> 00:02:16,875 I don't have time for this nonsense. 63 00:02:16,962 --> 00:02:18,877 - You go bus tables. - Don't you move. 64 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:21,619 Alright, alright. Everybody just calm down. 65 00:02:21,706 --> 00:02:24,883 Oh, oh, now you gonna get in my face too, huh, big boy? 66 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,320 Never pay for one meal, now you gonna 67 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:28,148 tell me how to run my business. 68 00:02:28,235 --> 00:02:30,150 Hey, if you want me to pay for my food, I'm happy to. 69 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,021 Oh, sure, now. 70 00:02:32,108 --> 00:02:34,328 Nothing but oatmeal and a dinner salad. 71 00:02:34,415 --> 00:02:36,243 Pay for days before diet. 72 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:38,897 The three-milkshake pork-chop-apple-pie days. 73 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:44,164 Carl, this is none of our business. 74 00:02:47,297 --> 00:02:48,559 All Sammy wants is a little bit 75 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:49,734 of a raise, so he can pay his rent. 76 00:02:49,821 --> 00:02:51,649 This is tough economic times. 77 00:02:51,736 --> 00:02:54,217 Every American must tighten belt. 78 00:02:54,304 --> 00:02:55,871 Good luck to you. 79 00:02:58,308 --> 00:02:59,266 He's not asking for a handout, he just 80 00:02:59,353 --> 00:03:00,310 wants the raise he was promised. 81 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:01,920 Walk away. 82 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:04,096 You send the goons with guns to threaten me. 83 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,186 - That's not what we're doing. - Whoa, whoa. 84 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:07,796 You are bad news. 85 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:10,190 Guess what, you don't work here anymore. 86 00:03:10,277 --> 00:03:11,930 - You're firing me? - You can't do that. 87 00:03:12,017 --> 00:03:13,454 I can and I did. 88 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:15,891 You poke stick at cobra, you get the fangs. 89 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:22,767 And your days of free breakfasts are over, Crockett and Tubbs. 90 00:03:25,814 --> 00:03:29,209 Oh, wonderful. No job, no home. 91 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:30,906 I'm sorry, man. 92 00:03:30,993 --> 00:03:32,429 You know, I'd invite you to stay at my place 93 00:03:32,516 --> 00:03:35,389 but grandma doesn't let me have sleepovers. 94 00:03:42,178 --> 00:03:44,224 Ah, man, I just wanted some oatmeal. 95 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:51,927 ♪ For the first time in my life ♪ 96 00:03:52,014 --> 00:03:54,843 ♪ I see love ♪♪ 97 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:09,466 Alright, the couch is yours till you get your own place. 98 00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:11,599 - Thank you. - Not a lot of rules here. 99 00:04:11,686 --> 00:04:13,688 I'd appreciate you wearing flip-flops in the shower 100 00:04:13,775 --> 00:04:17,169 so we don't swap each other's foot fungus. 101 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,607 Also, the bathroom sink is not a drinking fountain. 102 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:21,609 There is a cup in the holder, which I would prefer 103 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:23,698 that you didn't drink from. 104 00:04:23,785 --> 00:04:25,090 Anyway, make yourself at home. 105 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:27,049 I'm headed over to Molly's for dinner. 106 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:29,617 - Tell her hello for me. - Will do. 107 00:04:29,704 --> 00:04:31,227 Help yourself to whatever's in the fridge. 108 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:33,185 Just steer clear of the frozen Milky Way 109 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,839 I got hidden behind the ice trays. 110 00:04:34,926 --> 00:04:38,539 I'm not gonna eat it, but I like knowing it's there. 111 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:41,019 Mike, I'm sorry I didn't take your advice today. 112 00:04:41,106 --> 00:04:42,847 Yeah, well, I told you not to listen to Carl. 113 00:04:42,934 --> 00:04:44,588 I know, he talks a good game 114 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,721 but you are clearly the brains of the team. 115 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,377 Forgive me for not seeing it sooner. 116 00:04:50,464 --> 00:04:52,117 Don't beat yourself up about it. 117 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:54,642 We've all taken his bad advice from time to time. 118 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:56,121 There was a two-week period where I had 119 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:58,167 spiky blond hair and a soul patch. 120 00:04:59,821 --> 00:05:02,302 Well, have a nice time tonight. 121 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:04,956 You deserve an evening of friends and good food. 122 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:07,568 Plus, it will give me the opportunity to sit here alone 123 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:09,744 contemplating where my life went so horribly wrong. 124 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:14,705 Everybody could use a little me time. 125 00:05:16,011 --> 00:05:17,360 [sighs] 126 00:05:23,366 --> 00:05:25,716 - Samuel, would you-- - I'll get my coat. 127 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:32,680 Did you get enough to eat, Samuel? 128 00:05:32,767 --> 00:05:34,551 I am perfectly satiated. 129 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:36,161 Dinner was delightful. 130 00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:38,207 - What did you call that dish? - Pot roast. 131 00:05:38,294 --> 00:05:40,383 You serve it at Abe's. I had it Wednesday. 132 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:45,823 Listen, I-I know things seem pretty grim right now 133 00:05:45,910 --> 00:05:48,260 but I'm sure something will turn up. 134 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,959 You know, when I first graduated from cosmetology school 135 00:05:51,046 --> 00:05:53,353 there were no jobs anywhere. 136 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:55,355 And I thought, "Oh, my God 137 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:57,618 I just wasted three weeks of my life." 138 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:03,319 So how did you find work? 139 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:05,930 Two words. Right place, right time. 140 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:10,370 That's actually four word. You know what? Just.. 141 00:06:12,589 --> 00:06:14,591 Anyway, I was dating this funeral director. 142 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:16,898 And one day, I was taking a little disco nap 143 00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:19,770 in an empty casket. 144 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:21,990 - You know, like you, you do. - Uh-huh. 145 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,993 And a client came in and thought I looked 146 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:28,300 very natural and asked who did my makeup. 147 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,086 I popped up and said, "That would be me, hon." 148 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:36,004 Well, before that woman came to 149 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:38,833 I was embarking on an exciting new career. 150 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:42,663 Cosmetician to the recently deceased. 151 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:45,753 See, it's those kinds of inspirational stories 152 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:47,276 that brought me to this country. 153 00:06:47,363 --> 00:06:49,583 That one made it all the way to Africa, huh? 154 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:55,327 Can I get you another glass of wine? 155 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,069 Well, how could I say no to a woman as beautiful as you? 156 00:06:58,156 --> 00:07:00,898 Oh, my God, you're so charming. 157 00:07:00,985 --> 00:07:03,466 I can't believe you're unemployed and homeless. 158 00:07:06,774 --> 00:07:08,428 I know you'll find a job 159 00:07:08,515 --> 00:07:10,734 and I know Mike is happy to have you stay at his place 160 00:07:10,821 --> 00:07:12,388 until you get back on your feet. 161 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:16,348 Well, hopefully I can accomplish that in the next 48 hours. 162 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,350 You said hit the bricks in two days, right? 163 00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:20,701 Mike? 164 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:22,572 I'm just trying to keep a fire lit 165 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:23,921 under his ass. 166 00:07:26,097 --> 00:07:27,925 He's here most of the time anyway 167 00:07:28,012 --> 00:07:30,537 so you can have his place as long as you need it. 168 00:07:30,624 --> 00:07:32,669 Whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not get carried away. 169 00:07:37,544 --> 00:07:39,807 Oh, really? You're giving me that face? 170 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:45,943 Samuel, you're welcome to stay at my place 171 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:48,206 for as long as you need. 172 00:07:48,293 --> 00:07:50,208 Thank you, Mike. 173 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:52,341 You know, sometimes I think your body is so big 174 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:55,083 just to accommodate the size of your heart. 175 00:07:56,693 --> 00:07:58,782 Oh, what a beautiful way to say you're fat. 176 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:11,099 So what is the deal with Molly's sister? 177 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:16,191 Hands off. She's already got a boyfriend without a job. 178 00:08:18,454 --> 00:08:21,022 Well, I just thought if she's half as wonderful as Molly is.. 179 00:08:21,109 --> 00:08:22,763 Alright, look, I'm onto you, pal. 180 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:24,373 I see the little game you're playing. 181 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:25,766 What game, Mike? I'm simply 182 00:08:25,853 --> 00:08:27,202 commenting on what a lucky man you are. 183 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,812 Yeah, I get it, I have so much 184 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:30,292 and you have so little. 185 00:08:32,468 --> 00:08:36,298 - Is that supposed to be me? - Yes, it is. 186 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:38,300 Don't pretend like that accent doesn't thicken up 187 00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:40,607 like gravy when there are women around. 188 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:42,609 You know, perhaps it is better if I just 189 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:44,219 wander the streets till morning. 190 00:08:44,306 --> 00:08:45,786 Abe's opens at 5:00. 191 00:08:45,873 --> 00:08:47,788 Oh, wait, I can't go there anymore. 192 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:51,531 Look, I'm dropping you off at my place 193 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,968 but we're stopping at 7-Eleven and getting a newspaper 194 00:08:54,055 --> 00:08:56,927 so you can start looking for a job first thing in the morning. 195 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:59,974 And you're filling out an application at the 7-Eleven. 196 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,758 Absolutely. 197 00:09:01,845 --> 00:09:05,153 And listen, Mike, I cannot thank you enough for your generosity. 198 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,851 In my homeland, you would be revered as a king. 199 00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:09,853 There would be a festival in your honor. 200 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:12,377 Women would name their children after you. 201 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:13,770 Your picture would be on money. 202 00:09:13,857 --> 00:09:16,120 Alright, what do you want now? My car? 203 00:09:16,207 --> 00:09:18,209 Only when you're not using it. 204 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:28,568 So, Samuel's still crashing at your place? 205 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:31,962 Yup, meanwhile, I'm stuck at Molly's with her recycling rules 206 00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:34,530 and clipping my toenails over the toilet. 207 00:09:34,617 --> 00:09:36,837 I don't know how much longer I can take it, Carl. 208 00:09:36,924 --> 00:09:39,317 Yeah, a man's got to have his own space. 209 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,668 I tell you, If I didn't have my lawn chair in the garage 210 00:09:41,755 --> 00:09:44,235 cohabitation with my grandma would be an impossibility. 211 00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:48,109 Hey, why you flatfoots still come back here? 212 00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:50,328 I told you before, no more free lunch. 213 00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:52,635 Abe, come on, things got a little heated the other day 214 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:55,290 but Samuel's a really good kid and he really needs this job. 215 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:57,858 It's too late. Position has already been filled. 216 00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,773 Soo-Jin, customer. 217 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:02,210 She very good worker and since she's my wife 218 00:10:02,297 --> 00:10:04,386 it don't cost me one sweet dime. 219 00:10:04,473 --> 00:10:06,040 What is it now? 220 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:08,172 I'm watching "Oprah," waiting for my a-ha moment 221 00:10:08,259 --> 00:10:11,219 and you're not it. 222 00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:14,222 Darling, please bring coffee to these two gentlemen. 223 00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:16,528 [speaking in Korean] 224 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,323 She'll be right back with your beverage. 225 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:29,541 Hang on, you're telling me 226 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,021 that pretty young thing is your wife? 227 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:33,763 Why not? I'm a successful good-looking man. 228 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,591 She's the big winner here. 229 00:10:37,593 --> 00:10:39,639 So you can cover her fingers in diamonds 230 00:10:39,726 --> 00:10:41,466 but you can't give Samuel a 50 cent raise? 231 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,555 Samuel don't dress up like Catholic schoolgirl 232 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,645 and call me sweet papa. 233 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,780 - Oh, thank you, baby. - Two large grapefruit juice. 234 00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,260 We wanted coffee. 235 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,958 I wanted Ben Affleck, but I get him. 236 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,366 What the hell have you done with my apartment 237 00:11:11,453 --> 00:11:13,237 and why are you wearing my drapes? 238 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,893 Mike, I didn't know you were stopping by. 239 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,374 I need to grab some clean clothes before I go to Molly's. 240 00:11:19,461 --> 00:11:20,854 What is that smell? 241 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:23,160 I'm preparing a traditional African meal. 242 00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:25,772 What is that, two missionaries in a Crock-Pot? 243 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,733 Very funny. 244 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,213 Anyway, I would invite you to stay 245 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,302 but I have a lady friend coming over. 246 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:36,521 Please tell me it's not Molly's sister. 247 00:11:36,608 --> 00:11:38,915 Oh, no, no, no, she gave me a fake number. 248 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:42,832 Hang on. You don't have a job yet. 249 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,312 But you've managed to find a date? 250 00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,009 It's amazing what women will overlook 251 00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:48,446 if you have your own apartment. 252 00:11:48,533 --> 00:11:50,840 But who am I talking to? 253 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,450 Yeah, yeah. 254 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,409 Hey, who told you you could move my furniture around? 255 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,759 I was doing you a favor. 256 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,543 The Feng shut in here was atrocious. 257 00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,023 When I open the front door 258 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:02,373 I like to feel invited into the room. 259 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:05,246 Yeah, I get that about you. 260 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,117 How's the job hunt going? 261 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,902 I'm weighing a few options. 262 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,512 I-I don't want to rush into a career path 263 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:12,732 I'm not comfortable with. 264 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:15,256 Repeat after me, paper or plastic? 265 00:12:15,343 --> 00:12:16,648 Would you like fries with that? 266 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,390 Knock me in the water and win a stuffed bear. 267 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,612 Can we table this discussion? 268 00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:25,832 My lady friend will be here momentarily. 269 00:12:25,919 --> 00:12:27,790 Fuck, Samuel, you need to find a job, so you can get 270 00:12:27,877 --> 00:12:29,923 an apartment of your own and I can have my place back. 271 00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,446 And maybe your evening will go well 272 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:32,839 and you can move in with your new girlfriend. 273 00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,928 Oh, I don't think that's a good idea. 274 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,146 I believe it's important for a man 275 00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,626 to have his own space, don't you? 276 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,456 You know, I'm starting to think you didn't 277 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:42,762 leave Africa willingly. 278 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,241 You got kicked out. 279 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:48,158 Hey, I was a political refugee. 280 00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:50,073 You don't know the torment and struggle 281 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,727 it took for me to get to America 282 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:54,643 where I can cherish the freedoms that you take for granted. 283 00:12:57,428 --> 00:12:59,169 The fact that they kicked me out is beside the point. 284 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:08,744 Man, I can't find anything in this dump. 285 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,528 And by dump, do you mean the house 286 00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:14,445 I grew up in that my dead father built? 287 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:17,144 I'm sorry. It's just that I hate living out of a suitcase. 288 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,581 You don't have to, I cleared out some closet space 289 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:21,191 and a couple of drawers for you. 290 00:13:21,278 --> 00:13:22,932 Oh, no point in me settling in. 291 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,369 As soon as Samuel's out of there, I'm back to my place. 292 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,850 Yeah, but that could be a couple of weeks, maybe a month. 293 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,721 And whose fault is that? 294 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:34,683 Judging from your tone, I guess you think it's mine. 295 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:41,429 Look, Molly. I know what's going on here. 296 00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:44,519 It's in every gal's nature to wanna nest with an alpha male. 297 00:13:49,437 --> 00:13:52,614 Really? That's.. Go on. 298 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,268 Well, and as much as I hope one day 299 00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,226 we'll be living under the same roof 300 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:58,707 I'm just not ready for that right now. 301 00:13:58,794 --> 00:14:00,056 Aah, I get it. 302 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:03,320 You're like a wild, untamed stallion 303 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:06,715 and here I am trying to hook you up to a plow. 304 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,548 I said it's not your fault. 305 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:18,031 It's your womanly instincts. 306 00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,688 I'm not quite following you, but that's 307 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,299 probably just because I'm burdened with this 308 00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,431 crazy lady brain, you know. 309 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,523 Look, I'm not saying you're trying to trap me 310 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:35,570 as much as reel me in. 311 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:38,878 I see. Less horse, more fish. 312 00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,230 'Cause you know what, If I really wanted to trap you 313 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:45,754 I'd dig a really big hole in the backyard 314 00:14:45,841 --> 00:14:47,712 and cover it with Moon Pies. 315 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:54,154 See, you're getting angry. 316 00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:56,939 But I told you, I don't blame you. 317 00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,723 It's your DNA. 318 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,293 [snores] 319 00:15:09,082 --> 00:15:11,084 Looks like one of those giant manatees 320 00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,782 sunning itself on a big rock. 321 00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,441 You know, that's where the legends 322 00:15:20,528 --> 00:15:22,530 of the mermaids come from. 323 00:15:22,617 --> 00:15:25,620 Sailors would often mistake them for women. 324 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:28,449 Well, to me, that just sounds like a lame excuse 325 00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,146 for some bad behavior. 326 00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:33,671 Whoa, where am I? 327 00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,499 It would appear the doghouse. 328 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:39,416 I don't know what you did to pee on her parade 329 00:15:39,503 --> 00:15:42,376 but if you slept on the couch, you're still in midstream. 330 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,119 Morning, mom, Vince. 331 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,294 - Morning. - Good morning. 332 00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:48,686 Morning. 333 00:15:51,124 --> 00:15:53,865 I'm guessing time has not healed these wounds. 334 00:15:55,911 --> 00:15:57,391 Yeah, I picked up on that too. 335 00:15:57,478 --> 00:15:59,219 I-I'd wait till she had her coffee. 336 00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,308 Otherwise, she's a real ballbuster. 337 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,440 - 'I heard that.' - It's true. 338 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,753 Got a crick in my neck from camping out 339 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,276 on the sofa last night. 340 00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,409 Oh, no. What a shame. 341 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,106 Poor thing. 342 00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:21,067 You look very pretty this morning. 343 00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:22,503 Well rested. 344 00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:24,113 Well, it's easy to sleep when you've got nothing 345 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,507 on your mind but lipstick and man trapping. 346 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,774 Okay, look, I never said trapped 347 00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,950 and I am sorry for, you know. 348 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:37,518 Acting like an ass? 349 00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,389 Well, I wouldn't necessarily say ass. 350 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:42,088 Oh, big baby, thoughtless moron.. 351 00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:45,047 You know, let's just go with ass. 352 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,483 You know, I was trying to be nice 353 00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,355 and accommodating to you and your friend. 354 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:49,617 And what do I get in return? 355 00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,793 Accusations that I'm trying to trap you. 356 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,317 - 'Let her drink her coffee.' - Stay out of it, mom! 357 00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:58,017 I understand you wanting your own space. 358 00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,627 Believe me, having the bed to myself 359 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,150 last night was like a mini vacation. 360 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,326 I could stretch out, I didn't have to worry 361 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:04,936 about your arm slamming down 362 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,330 on my head like a giant meat log. 363 00:17:12,857 --> 00:17:15,686 I'm sorry, Molly. It's not that I don't wanna stay with you. 364 00:17:15,773 --> 00:17:18,994 I just like having my apartment as kind of a safety net. 365 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:21,605 So do I. I'm not ready for us to live together. 366 00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,912 Oh, good, because even if I don't use it 367 00:17:23,999 --> 00:17:26,393 I like knowing it's there. 368 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,134 Yeah. 369 00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:31,006 I like the Milky Way you keep hidden behind your ice trays. 370 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,144 You know about that? 371 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:42,931 I've replaced it three times. 372 00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:51,070 I've replaced it four times. 373 00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,597 You don't keep one here, do you? 374 00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,860 - 'In the vegetable crisper.' - Mom! 375 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,135 I'm sorry, I asked for scrambled. This is over-easy. 376 00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:17,835 Now scrambled. 377 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:25,713 That woman is the worst waitress in the world. 378 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,454 Who cares? Look at her. 379 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,847 She could bring me a urinal cake and I'd eat it. 380 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:35,114 - Hey, Samuel. - What are you doing here? 381 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,159 Abe called me out of the blue and offered me 382 00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:39,292 my job back with the raise he promised. 383 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:41,816 I told you, man. You stayed strong and you won. 384 00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,992 I know, Carl. I'm so glad I listened to you. 385 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,125 You are clearly the brains of the team. 386 00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,477 Well, next time, you can crash at his place. 387 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,131 I hope you like the top bunk and waking up 388 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:55,090 to a face full of model airplane. 389 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:57,353 Don't worry, I'll be out of your home as soon as I can 390 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,355 put together enough for first and last month's rent 391 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:01,792 security deposit and the premium cable package. 392 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,840 I'm afraid you've spoiled me. 393 00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:08,799 Oh, Samuel. Samuel, welcome back. 394 00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:10,975 - You and me are good, right? - Yeah, we're good. 395 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:14,022 Alright, your first job, go fire my wife. 396 00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:21,464 Okay, so 50-cent-an-hour raise makes $20 a week. 397 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,207 This should cover it till the end of the month. 398 00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:28,341 Nice when payoff go the other way, huh, Serpico? 399 00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:34,303 What's going on? You covering Samuel's raise? 400 00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,740 I'd pay twice as much to get him out of my apartment. 401 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:38,307 Although, I gotta admit 402 00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,179 he did a nice job redecorating the place. 403 00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,659 I know, I saw it the other night when I went to his party. 404 00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:44,183 Party? 405 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,930 [theme music]