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Previously on "Mike & Molly.."

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I'm going out with Molly.

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Really? Why am I
just hearing about this?

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Oh, I'm sorry. Haven't you been
followin' my Facebook page?

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- I-I live alone.
- Mmm.

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I like to spend time
with my friends.

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- Ti--
- Just a sec.

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Ow!

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Sorry, but this nose hair
was driving me crazy!

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[Mike]
'She yanked a hair
out of my nose'

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started a fight with the waiter

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and then passed out
on the crapper.

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Oh. I'm sorry. I guess you're
never gonna see her again.

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Are you kidding?

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I'm gonna marry that girl.

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Oh, this is Molly,
she's a friend of mine.

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Hi. I'm Molly,
Mike's friend.

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I was hoping to lose
a little weight first

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so you'd be turned on by me.

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How much weight
are you talking about?

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I don't know, 160 pounds.

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I don't know
if you've noticed this

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but I'm not exactly perfect.

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You are to me.

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Would you come inside
and tell me

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what you're so upset about?

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Oh, you'd love for me
to come inside, wouldn't you?

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Maybe hang my coat up in your
closet full of skeletons!

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So you met Kyle, look, I'm sorry
I didn't tell you about him

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but it was a long time ago.

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You were gonna stand at an altar

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and promised to be
with him forever.

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I can't even get you
to join Costco with me!

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Mike, I can't accept this.

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Why not,
it's our first Christmas

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and I wanted to get you
something special.

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Absolutely not.
This is way too expensive.

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I don't care.
I want you to have it.

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- But I don't want it.
- Yes, you do.

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- No, I don't.
- Hey, I love you.

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And you can't
put a price on love!

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Wait a second.

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- You love me?
- Absolutely.

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We got a good thing here.

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We don't need to ruin it
by talking about marriage.

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Well, I don't think
we'd ruin it.

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[Mike]
'I love you, Molly.'

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I also want you to know that

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I'm really happy
with what we've got.

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Absolutely, and there's
no reason to rush into anything

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until we're
both sure we're ready.

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It would appear I'm ready.

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[children giggling]

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Shut up.
Shut up!

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[sighs]
Really?

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Molly Flynn, will you marry me?

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- Is that a yes?
- Yeah,yes.

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I can't believe
it's actually mine.

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That's because it's not.

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But it will be after 48
easy monthly payments.

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It might have been cheaper
to buy you an engagement car.

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- I love you, Mike.
- I love you, Mrs. Biggs.

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Oh, that's sweet.

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But about that, uh..

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Would you be terribly hurt
if I didn't take your last name?

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What?

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I just think it's better for me

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professionally to
keep my last name.

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Professionally?
You're a teacher.

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Just go to the chalkboard,
erase Ms. Flynn

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and write Mrs. Biggs.

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Really?

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I'm rubenesque,
I teach fourth graders

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you want me to go in there
with the last name Biggs?

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Yeah, fourth graders
are a pretty hateful bunch.

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I remember how much we tortured
poor old Mr. Jahboner.

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Jahboner?
You gotta be kidding me.

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Nope. And he taught wood shop.

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Well, you live by the sword,
you die by the sword.

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[both laughing]

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So you-you're okay with me
keeping my name?

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Yeah, that's fine.

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Mrs. Biggs reminds me
of my mother anyway

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and that's a real
jahboner killer.

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[chuckling]

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Thank you.

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So, are we thinking about
a church wedding or..

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Actually, I was thinking,
does your bra

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unhook in the front or the back?

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On the other hand,
having an outdoor ceremony

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could be really beautiful.
Maybe Lincoln Park.

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Spring time,
the flowers are gorgeous.

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- Sure.
- So, it's settled.

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- Spring time, Lincoln Park.
- Great.

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Ah..

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But if we want to have
an indoor reception

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we've got to,
you know, set up a banquet hall

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at least a year in advance.

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Great, then we got
plenty of time.

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Okay. Then we're talking
a year from now?

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Yeah. We'll start ironin' out
the details a year from now.

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No, wa-wait, wait, wait, wait.
Roll up your tongue.

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Are you, are you saying

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that we're not gonna get married
for at least two years?

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- No, I'm not saying that.
- Well, what are you saying?

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I'm trying not to say anything.

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Look, the important thing is
you have a ring on your finger

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that says I'm marrying
the man of my dreams.

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And the bra is off!

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See, I told you
you could do it.

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I don't have to
switch to Velcro.

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[chuckles]

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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪

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♪ I see love ♪♪

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[instrumental music]

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That was a nice
shindig last night.

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Yeah. I can't believe my
little girl's getting married.

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Me, too. I thought she was
a lesbian when I first met her.

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- Morning.
- Morning, buttercup.

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Where's your bigger half?

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He left for work.

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So, how was your first night
as an engaged woman?

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'Hmm?
It's different now, right?'

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I know when Vince
proposed to me

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we connected
on a whole new level.

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That was a God-given
stiffy that night, too.

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No pills. Just pure adrenaline.

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You get that
she's my mother, right?

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Which reminds me,
if you need someone

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to walk you down the aisle,
I would be honored.

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No, 'tis I, the lesbian,
that would be honored.

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I told you your voice carries.

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When Mike and I set a date

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I will definitely
consider your offer.

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Try to avoid the summer.

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We Morantos are a sweaty people

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and I don't want
my hair paint to run.

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Yeah, and for me,
try to avoid the winter months.

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When my little girl
gets married

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I want to wear something
low-cut, show off my bouncy Cs.

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Like a mother does.

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We're not even talking
specifics yet.

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Don't let him drag
the engagement out.

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Guys will take a free meal
as long as they can get it.

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And by free meal,
I mean copulation.

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It's gonna be a long
walk down that aisle.

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[instrumental music]

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Man, I can't get over it.

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My best friend
is getting married.

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Eh, wasn't 'bout a year ago,
you were whining and crying

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about how lonely you were.

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Yep.

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Sittin' in your sad,
little apartment all weekend

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one hand down a bag of Doritos,
the other one down your pants.

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Yeah, well,
those were some dark days.

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Dark? You, sir,
are an inspiration

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to overweight masturbators
everywhere.

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You know what,
why don't you save the rest

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for your best man speech.

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So it's official,
I'm your best man?

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And that is the real tragedy
of my life.

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I'm honored.

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So, is it safe to assume
that you won't be

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goin' fishin' with us
this weekend?

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- Why wouldn't I go?
- You're engaged now.

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You can't just be doing
what you want

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and making your own decisions
and stuff.

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Excuse me, but my life
is still very much my own.

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I can come and go as I please.

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Mike Flynn is his own man.

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- Mike Flynn?
- Biggs, I said Biggs.

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Everybody heard Biggs.
Shut up.

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Sounded like Flynn
from over here.

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It's a slip of the tongue.

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The point is, I'm goin' fishin'.
Hey, Samuel, you want to come?

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We got a big tent
and plenty of sleeping bags.

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Thank you, but that's
the same pitch they used

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to get me into a refugee camp
in Africa.

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Come on, you have a few beers,
tell some stories

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you know, bond as men.

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That's the same pitch
they used to get me

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to the gay tent
in the refugee camp.

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Fool me once.

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All I'm saying is,
if we're gonna have any shot

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at booking a nice place,
we need to start looking now.

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Okay.
Wait. What are we looking for?

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A place to have our wedding.

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Sure. We're gonna need that.

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Yeah, otherwise we're gonna
end up getting married

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in your mother's backyard

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and having the reception
at the sizzler.

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Sizzler?
Is that a real option?

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Hey.
Joyce, I'm downstairs!

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- 'Be right there!'
- Take your time!

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I'm gonna talk to the kids.

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Hey, lovebirds.
How's things?

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Vince, I don't want to be rude
but we're kind of

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kinda in the middle
of something.

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I'm not here.

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So, can we at least decide
on a time of year?

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Is this about the wedding?

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Do you believe it? We've only
been engaged for 24 hours.

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She's already trying to
fit me for a tux.

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He is gonna fluctuate
size-wise.

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You don't want him
walking down the aisle

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looking like the hulk got mad.

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I'm just trying
to narrow things down.

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I mean, if you want
the good weather

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there's only a handful
of weekends to choose from.

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She's right, and if she's
gonna do all the planning

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you can at least try to be
a little accommodating.

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- Thank you, Vince.
- Here to help.

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Maybe we can drive
around this weekend

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and check out some places.

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Oh, I can't, uh

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I'm goin' fishin'
with the guys this weekend.

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This weekend? Oh.
Why didn't you say something?

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Well, it's not like I need
your permission, is it?

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No. I, I think you could've
said something before now.

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You invited me a week ago

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and have yet
to tell your fiance?

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That does not bode well,
my friend.

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- Vin, you ready to go?
- Yes, he needs to go.

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Let me know
when you figure out the details.

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I can get you a deal
on peel-and-eat shrimp

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and a swan that's trained
to be a ring bearer.

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They can get swans to do that?

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Hey, you wire their beaks shut
and drug 'em

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they're a very
cooperative species.

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By the way, I'm goin' fishin'
this weekend.

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What? Why the hell am I just
hearing about this now?

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[alarm beeping]

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Mike.

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Mike.

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Get up and go fishin'.

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[beeping continues]

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H-honey, not now.
I'm sleeping.

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Get up.

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What?

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Get out of here
and go fishin'.

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Oh, right, fishin'.

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Honey, I put a brochure
in your tackle box

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from this reception hall
near Lake Geneva.

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I thought maybe you could check
it out when you go up there.

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Oh, geez, Molly, I'm not going
to have time for that nonsense.

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[Molly]
'Talking about our wedding
is nonsense?'

247
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,883
[Mike]
'It is at 4:00 in the morning.'

248
00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,102
[Molly]
'I'm sorry.
What's a good time for you?'

249
00:11:08,189 --> 00:11:09,581
[Mike]
'Hey, what do you want from me?'

250
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,322
'I gave you a ring,
told you I loved you.'

251
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:13,107
[Molly]
'You just gave me
a ring to shut me up?'

252
00:11:13,194 --> 00:11:14,761
[Mike]
'Well, if I did,
it's clearly not working.'

253
00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,676
- 'Oh!
- 'Wait, that came out wrong.'

254
00:11:16,763 --> 00:11:18,242
[Molly]
'Yeah, how wrong
did it come out?'

255
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,548
[Mike]
'Ah, come on,
don't start this..'

256
00:11:19,635 --> 00:11:21,550
Anybody want
a breakfast burrito?

257
00:11:21,637 --> 00:11:23,117
- Sure.
- I could eat.

258
00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:27,948
[instrumental music]

259
00:11:28,035 --> 00:11:29,123
[sighs]

260
00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:36,130
- You want to talk about it?
- There's nothing to talk about.

261
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:37,958
Alright.

262
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,350
So you're just gonna
pout all weekend?

263
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:42,092
I'm not pouting.
I'm quietly reflecting.

264
00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:44,486
The time to be quiet
was about an hour ago.

265
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:48,708
You guys heard us?

266
00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:50,187
Little bit, but between
the dogs barking

267
00:11:50,274 --> 00:11:51,711
and your neighbors yelling
"Shut the hell up"

268
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:54,191
it was hard to make out
every stupid thing you said.

269
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:56,237
Although "Don't clip
this eagle's wings"

270
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:59,022
was particularly
cringe-worthy.

271
00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,850
Can we just
change the subject, please?

272
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,460
- Sure.
- Absolutely.

273
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:08,553
- Carl?
- Yeah?

274
00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,078
I'm not having fun yet.

275
00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:13,689
Just give it a chance,
before you know it

276
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,691
there'll be more fun
than you can handle.

277
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,649
That's what they said
in the gay tent.

278
00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:21,218
Can you at least explain
why this adventure

279
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:23,046
has to take place
in the middle of the night?

280
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,092
Oh, simple, you want to get
your hook in the water

281
00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:27,007
before the crack of dawn because
the fish are still sleepin'

282
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:28,138
and they'll put anything
in their mouths.

283
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,923
It's the same way with broads.

284
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,405
How can fish sleep?
They have no eyelids.

285
00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:35,972
Well, you can sleep
with your eyes open.

286
00:12:36,059 --> 00:12:38,758
He's right.
My Uncle Pete slept that way.

287
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,064
He was dead for two days
before we even knew it.

288
00:12:41,151 --> 00:12:43,806
We thought he was just enjoying
a Twilight Zone marathon.

289
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:47,679
Uh, speaking of dead,
did anybody bring worms?

290
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,464
Oh, my God,
what have I done?

291
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:52,075
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid!

292
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,863
I'm sure they sell worms
by the lake.

293
00:12:57,994 --> 00:13:00,823
Yeah, we should be fine.

294
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:03,478
Nonsense. He called
planning our wedding nonsense.

295
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,567
Sweetie, I-I don't think
those pancakes

296
00:13:05,654 --> 00:13:06,960
are part of your diet.

297
00:13:07,047 --> 00:13:08,309
Do you want to reach over here

298
00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,093
and try to take them
away from me?

299
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:16,708
No, I do not.

300
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:18,885
Smart.

301
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:21,975
Besides, this is my new diet.

302
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,715
This is the I'm mad
at my boyfriend

303
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,630
and I'm punishing myself diet.

304
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:27,502
Oh, that sounds
a lot like your old

305
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:28,851
I just found out
my boyfriend's gay

306
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:31,027
so I'm eating cake
and hot dogs diet.

307
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,684
Same principle.

308
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:38,034
Molly, you just got engaged.

309
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:40,123
Why are you pushing so hard
on the wedding?

310
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,517
I'm not pushing, I'm planning.
And you know why?

311
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,693
- 'Cause you're a planner?
- Exactly.

312
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,785
It's, it's part of
why I'm a good teacher.

313
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:52,048
I mean, I walk in that room
full of little monsters

314
00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:54,094
and every day I have a plan.

315
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:55,878
'Cause if I didn't,
we'd be eating boogers

316
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,706
and making fun of me
all day long.

317
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:01,797
- Do we have any hot dogs?
- No.

318
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:04,495
No hot dogs and no pancakes.

319
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,323
You're not eating
this stress away.

320
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,325
We're going to my yoga class.

321
00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,327
Like hell I am.

322
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:13,200
Me in a leotard surrounded
by skinny, bendy women?

323
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,810
I'd rather kill us all.

324
00:14:16,290 --> 00:14:18,466
I'm scared.
Make her a hot dog, mom.

325
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:25,516
Okay, fine, you can either
come with me and your sister

326
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,518
or stay here and eat pancakes
until you're left

327
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,912
with no self-esteem
and no elbows.

328
00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:34,221
- Well?
- I'm thinking about it!

329
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:37,180
[instrumental music]

330
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,402
Please tell me
why we are here.

331
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:44,318
When did our people ever have
good experiences on boats?

332
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,800
I'm not getting any kind of
cell phone reception at all.

333
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,454
That's 'cause we're
in the middle of nowhere.

334
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:53,327
There's nothing out here but
bait shops and the Ku Klux Klan.

335
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:59,594
Just stay on the boat,
you'll be fine.

336
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:05,774
Hey, I got reception. You
wanna call Molly on my phone?

337
00:15:05,861 --> 00:15:07,167
I'm not gonna call her,
but she might be

338
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,038
trying to call me
to say she's sorry.

339
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:12,912
Yeah, that sounds like Molly,
apologetic and contrite.

340
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:15,218
Wait, I'm getting bars.
Five bars!

341
00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:18,221
No, three bars, two bars.
Are we drifting?

342
00:15:18,308 --> 00:15:19,831
- I just had five bars.
- Hey, wait, wait.

343
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,834
[all yelling]

344
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,011
Ah!

345
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:29,406
Thank you very much.

346
00:15:29,493 --> 00:15:32,105
Did I mention I can't swim?

347
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,498
Glad I called shotgun.

348
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,680
Take three deep breaths.
Inhale through your nose.

349
00:15:42,767 --> 00:15:44,813
[inhales]

350
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:45,945
Exhale through your mouth.

351
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,034
[exhales]

352
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,078
'Inhale..'

353
00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,602
[inhales]

354
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:52,647
...and exhale.

355
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,388
[exhales]

356
00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:56,651
This place smells like feet
and patchouli.

357
00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:02,178
Namaste.

358
00:16:02,265 --> 00:16:03,963
Alright, ladies, let's all get
back on our hand and knees

359
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:07,792
and loosen up our spines by
alternating between cat and cow.

360
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,098
What the hell
is he talking about?

361
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:12,841
Just watch me
and do what I do.

362
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:15,235
'Meow.'

363
00:16:17,324 --> 00:16:19,848
'Moo-o..'

364
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:22,111
Sweetie, you don't have
to make animal sounds.

365
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,244
It helps me remember
which is which.

366
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,683
I don't think Mike
even wants to get married.

367
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:29,945
Do you know
what he said this morning?

368
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:30,990
Everybody in the neighborhood

369
00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,861
knows what he said this morning.

370
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,645
Just focus on your breathing.

371
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:37,518
I'd love to, except every time I
move, I'm re-chewin' a pancake.

372
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,825
Let's work on
elongating your spine.

373
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:42,305
In with the meow.

374
00:16:42,392 --> 00:16:43,915
Meow.

375
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,397
Out with the moo.

376
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,573
M-moo.

377
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,665
My phone number is written
on my yoga mat.

378
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:59,279
Alright, ladies, let's push
back into our downward dog.

379
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,504
Oh!

380
00:17:09,506 --> 00:17:11,117
There's a lot of tension
in your hips.

381
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:14,033
Easy does it. Last guy I let
back there had to buy me a ring.

382
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:20,474
Ooh, this is one
for the bachelorette party.

383
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:28,003
You owe me $600
for these alligator shoes.

384
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,266
If they were really alligator,
they would've been waterproof.

385
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,182
Well, look at me.

386
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,314
I'm sitting around a fire

387
00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,751
half-naked with nothing to eat.

388
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:39,319
Oh, how far I've come.

389
00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:42,365
It's not my fault
the sudden change

390
00:17:42,452 --> 00:17:44,063
in weight distribution
sunk the boat.

391
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,325
So, you're saying
this is my fault?

392
00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:46,413
Yeah, that's what
we're all saying.

393
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,458
Yeah, we all believe that.

394
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:51,287
Look, I say we head home
before we become butt buddies

395
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:54,595
to a pack of
toothless hillbillies.

396
00:17:54,682 --> 00:17:58,164
If that happens, I will
never travel with you again.

397
00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:00,470
Don't worry, they usually
go after the plump white ones.

398
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,734
[cell phone chimes]

399
00:18:03,821 --> 00:18:06,128
Oh, Joyce texted me a picture.

400
00:18:06,215 --> 00:18:09,392
This always puts a pole
in the tent.

401
00:18:09,479 --> 00:18:11,873
Whoa.
Is this your fiance?

402
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,878
She'd better be hiking
that guy a football.

403
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,751
Uh-oh. I gotta go.

404
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,278
We're leaving before
we are eaten by bears?

405
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:28,716
Oh, I'm bitterly disappointed.

406
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:30,674
Man, you're just
a little bitch, aren't you?

407
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,113
[instrumental music]

408
00:18:35,244 --> 00:18:37,072
[door opens]

409
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,683
Oh, hey sweetie.
Good, you're home.

410
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,424
Of course I'm home.
Where else would I be?

411
00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:44,384
Nowhere.
I was just happy to see you.

412
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:47,474
You're back kinda early.
Is everything okay?

413
00:18:47,561 --> 00:18:50,041
Well, there was a little
mishap with the vessel.

414
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,829
Apparently, when you represent
one-third of the ship's ballast

415
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:57,048
you should probably
keep your seat.

416
00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:01,270
You sunk a boat?

417
00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,881
[sighs]
Yeah, I sunk a boat.

418
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:08,538
Sweetie, are you okay?

419
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,236
I lost a good pair of briefs,
and you might have to

420
00:19:10,323 --> 00:19:12,194
check me later for leeches.

421
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:14,022
Well, I always do.

422
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:16,938
Oh, and, uh, on the way back

423
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:19,984
we stopped at that reception
place near Lake Geneva.

424
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,725
- Really?
- Yeah, and it was very nice.

425
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:24,728
But I think we can do better
if we take time and look around.

426
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:27,557
You know, together.

427
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:29,690
You're willing
to make yourself available?

428
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:32,345
Of course. It's important.

429
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,608
It's our wedding.

430
00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:37,828
I'm surprised. You didn't seem
in any big hurry.

431
00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,613
You really don't get me, do you?

432
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,354
No.

433
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,965
You're not an easy read.

434
00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:47,360
But if you're willing to wash
the stink of lake water off ya

435
00:19:47,447 --> 00:19:49,449
yeah, you might get me.

436
00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:50,841
[laughing]

437
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:55,846
- 'Hey, I'm in here!'
- I don't care!

438
00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:05,421
[instrumental music]

439
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:39,063
[theme music]