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[Mike] Previously on "Mike & Molly.."

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Dad?

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[Molly]
'You might wanna
steer clear of my house.'

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Your ex is in town
and he's staying with us.

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So Jack's here?

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I'm guessing I'll be spending
most of the reception

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trying to keep my mom's foot

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out of my dad's ass.

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Well, this is my wedding,
and that means that nobody

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gets to be crazier than me.

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Looks like we might need
to let this out just a smidge.

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No you won't, I am just a few
pounds from my target weight

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and I am gonna drop
those last six pounds

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easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

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Those six pounds
will be your bitch.

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Remember not to stay
in the saddle the whole time.

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Move up and down
and lift with your core.

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- Molly!
- Mike!

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Listen, you don't have to
squeeze into some wedding dress

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to look perfect to me.

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You're already the most
beautiful woman in the world.

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- I love you.
- I love you, too.

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- I love you, Christina.
- Aw.

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That's sweet.

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I told that woman I loved her,
laid my heart out

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in front of her
and she chopped it up

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like we were at Benihana's.

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Maybe she didn't hear you.

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Please! The whole
restaurant heard me.

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The busboy gave me a hug
on the way out.

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I don't think Vince
and I are too old

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for a traditional
wedding, do you?

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[Vince]
You need to tell
your mom to back off.

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I don't know why she's been
getting so wedding-crazy lately.

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Just tell her.

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How can I tell my fiance
I'm still married?

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- What?
- You son of a bitch.

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[Molly]
'Mom!'

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I'm not signing anything

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till he pays me
the ten grand he owes me.

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- Would you take $3,000?
- Eight!

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Five, and you can
kick him in the nuts again.

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Deal!

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I hope you know
what you're doing

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marrying into a crazy
family like that.

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[Jack]
'Margaret,
you coming back to bed?'

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Oh. Hey, boy.
I didn't hear you come in.

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[instrumental music]

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[Peggy]
'Hey, there's
the handsome bridegroom.'

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I hope your dad and I didn't
keep you awake last night

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with our rambunctious
slap and tickle.

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No, I put cotton balls
in my ears

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and then a pillow over my head

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and then wrapped
the whole thing with duct tape.

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- Is dad still here?
- Sacked out upstairs.

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I'm afraid I didn't
let your pappy

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get much shut-eye last night.

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Yeah, it was about 2:00 a.m.
when I realized

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the cotton balls weren't enough

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and I didn't have
the stomach to cut off my ears.

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Your dad and I never had
any problems carnally.

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We could fight all day
and settle it that night

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buck naked between the sheets.

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You know, that's how
you got that ten-speed.

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Why'd you have to tell me that?

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I loved that bike.

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Hate is a powerful aphrodisiac.

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People say,
never go to bed angry.

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They don't know what the hell
they're missing.

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Look, I don't know
what you and dad are doing

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but I just don't wanna
see you get hurt again.

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Don't worry about me.

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I'm pretty thick-skinned
even though I come off

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like a dainty flower.

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I know, buddy.

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I'm just as scared as you are.

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♪ For the first time ♪

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♪ In my life ♪

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♪ I see love ♪♪

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Here you are, my pet.

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Fresh-squeezed O.J.
and Italian champagne.

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Tastes the same,
but it's like, 30 bucks cheaper.

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I see, so you and me
gotta cut corners

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'cause you lost your shirt
in last night's quickie divorce?

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See? I knew you'd understand!

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Okay.

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There was a little
snafu at the hair salon

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but it's gonna be fine.

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[sobbing]

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Snafu? That's Dolly Parton
and Yentl having a hair baby.

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This is not what I wanted.
I wanted to look beautiful.

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This is not beautiful!

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Sweetie, it's gonna be fine.

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This is just
a little speed bump.

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This is a 12-car pile-up.

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I'm surprised there's not
a news chopper overhead.

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Vince!

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He's right, it's horrible.

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I told them I wanted soft
ringlets around my face

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not a head full of curly fries.

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Oh, it's not that bad.

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I-It's just a little busy.

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And Mike loves curly fries.

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Didn't they try and fix it?

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This is the fix.

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I had to get her out of there
before they started

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adding sparklers
and little fake birds.

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Somebody call Mike and tell him

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he's marrying a circus clown.

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I'm gonna go put on
my big, red nose now!

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[instrumental music]

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Geez, what a horrible night.

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The sound of my parents'
sweaty bodies slapping together.

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It was like Satan
clapping his hands.

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Yeah, when my grandma
has Brother Heywood over

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I just take a sleeping bag
into the garage

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and lay under the car.

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I'd rather wake up
with a mouthful of oil

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than hear that mess.

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I just don't need
any more drama.

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I got enough on my mind today.

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Well, don't worry about
Christina and me.

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I've put that unrequited
I-love-you incident behind me.

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Good, once you step in it

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don't try and dig it out
of the treads.

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Best to just throw the shoe out.

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Agreed, and after the initial
sting of public humiliation

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I realized that these things
have to move at their own pace.

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- Let it unfold naturally.
- Mm-hm.

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So, today,
when I ask her to marry me

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she has no choice
but to say "I love you."

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What?

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Ow!

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[Molly]
'Let me look, let me look!'

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[Victoria]
'No, I'm not done yet!'

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[Molly]
'I wanna see it!
Give me the mirror!'

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- 'No!'
- 'I need to see it!'

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It's my hair
and I wanna look!

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Sweetie, you gotta
trust me on this

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it's not ready to be seen.

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- 'Give me the toaster!'
- 'No!'

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[Molly]
'Fine, I'll get a spoon.'

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Oh, my God, I'm hideous.

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Honey, nobody looks
their best in a big spoon.

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[Molly]
'That's it,
I'm shaving my head!'

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[Victoria]
'You'll look just like Mike.'

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'You're gonna
confuse everybody.'

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[instrumental music]

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Carl, if you tell a woman
you love her

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and she doesn't say it back

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you don't follow up with,
"Will you marry me?"

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Why not?

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It's like, if she doesn't
wanna kiss you

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you don't take your pants off.

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Did she tell you about that?

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Hey, I sat in gum.

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Besides, I'll never get
a better proposal opportunity.

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I'm wearing a tuxedo,
love is in the air

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and I'll have
a microphone in my hand.

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Wait, what?

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I'm doing it at the reception
during my best man toast.

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- No, you're not!
- It'll be perfect.

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I'll say some lovely words
about you and Molly

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then turn to Christina

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and ask her to be my wife.

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Carl..

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...remember that awkward moment
at dinner

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when your "I love you"
was followed

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by a black hole
of silence, crickets

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and a sagebrush tumbling
through the restaurant?

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- Yes.
- Okay.

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Now, add a microphone to that

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about a 150 friends
and family and me

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hitting you in the head
with a chair.

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Are you boys decent?

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I just wanted to see
how Michael was holding up.

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Nana, Carl's trying
to ruin my wedding!

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Leave her out of this!

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What did you do now,
Knucklehead Jones?

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He's gonna propose to Christina
during my reception

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and she doesn't even love him.

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She does, too,
but she's afraid to say it.

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I just need to put some more
cheese on the mousetrap.

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You're proposing
to that poor woman?

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Is that why my nice jade ring
has gone missing?

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- But you said I could have it.
- After I'm dead!

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But if you keep stealing stuff
out of my bedroom

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I swear, it will be
your funeral and my trial.

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What do you mean
your limo has been towed?

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I thought you guys could park
anywhere, like ambulances.

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You did, too?

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[Molly]
'Okay, I'm coming down.'

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Gotta go.

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Ready.

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Wow!

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Look at you.

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- Is it okay?
- Oh.

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Just beautiful.

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Perfect.

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Thank you for holding it
together for me.

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I don't know what I would
have done without you.

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Probably still be
at that hair salon

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throwing curlers
at that beautician.

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Did I really do that?
I have no memory of that.

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You did inhale about
two cans of hairspray, so..

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Is the limo here yet?

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Wanna hear a funny story?

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Don't worry, Mol.

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We're on our way to the church

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and everything is gonna be fine.

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[engine sputtering]

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You're probably not
in the mood to push, are you?

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I'm sorry.

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Carl, I'm beggin' you,
don't ask Christina

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to marry you at my reception.

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Do anything else
you want to ruin it.

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Get drunk, cannonball
into the wedding cake

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have the DJ play "Thriller"

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do your zombie dance.

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How about I pop the question
after you guys

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pull away in the limo?

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Delightful, as long as you can
see the back of my head

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you can humiliate yourself

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and everyone around you.

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I can't believe you don't want
to witness the disaster.

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Video it with your cell phone.

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Well, that is a given.

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My only question is,
when I put it on YouTube

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should I add a car crash
or a wah-wah-wah?

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Hey, fellas,
how's everything going in here?

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Uh, fine, dad.
Can I talk to you for a second?

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Sure.

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Alright, what's going on
with you and mom?

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We're getting along,
enjoying each other's company.

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Isn't that what you wanted?

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What I heard through
the walls last night

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is nothing close
to what I wanted.

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So what, you're just
gonna leave your wife

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and move back with mom?

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Kind of romantic, huh?

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Like one of those movies
where the couple realizes

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they were always meant
to be together.

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See, I was thinking more
"Friday The 13th" or "Saw"

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where you cut off your own arm
to escape the pain.

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Alright, buddy,
let's go over your vows.

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We'll see you
in the church, Mr. Biggs.

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Have a boutonniere.

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Thanks for pulling me
out of there.

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I was gonna lose it.

250
00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,652
I mean, he walks out
on the two of us

251
00:10:09,739 --> 00:10:10,697
and 20 years later
thinks he can pick up

252
00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,307
right where he left off.

253
00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:16,267
Let it go. This day is about
you, Molly, and nobody else.

254
00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:18,792
Hey, Mike, sorry to bother you
but have you heard from Molly?

255
00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:20,097
She's not here yet,
we're startin' to get

256
00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:21,359
a little worried about her.

257
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,187
- What? She's not here?
- Just breathe.

258
00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:25,537
Everything's gonna be fine.
She will be here.

259
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,496
Christina, will you marry me?

260
00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:33,502
Wah-wah-wah.

261
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:41,684
[Victoria]
Hello? Hello?

262
00:10:41,771 --> 00:10:43,120
Anyone?

263
00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:44,556
I got no bars.

264
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,646
- That's the battery!
- Oh.

265
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,691
I got no battery.

266
00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:49,823
Can I borrow your phone?

267
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,259
Yeah, it's in my back pocket.

268
00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:54,088
- You don't have any pockets.
- Exactly.

269
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:55,567
Excuse me, sir.

270
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,440
Can we borrow your cell phone?

271
00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,790
Victoria, I don't think
he has a phone.

272
00:11:00,877 --> 00:11:02,096
Here you go.

273
00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,141
But I think we might be
in a dead spot.

274
00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:09,364
Come on, it's bad luck for
a bride to miss her own wedding.

275
00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:10,974
Hang on a second,
I think I have a friend

276
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,280
who lives in this neighborhood.

277
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:13,803
You're kidding.

278
00:11:13,890 --> 00:11:16,501
What is he, a bail bondsman
or a drug dealer?

279
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:18,286
Well, he's not a bail bondsman.

280
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,072
Any sign of Molly yet?

281
00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,031
No, but everything else
is under control.

282
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:25,728
Flynns on the left,
Biggs on the right.

283
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:28,775
Did you know that you both have
aunts that look like uncles?

284
00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:32,300
Oh, my Aunt Frida made it?

285
00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:33,693
He did.

286
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,522
So you don't love me
and you don't wanna marry me?

287
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:40,134
Carl, this is not the time
or the place.

288
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:42,136
Why do you let me
do these things?

289
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,356
This will cut together
beautifully!

290
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:49,143
Hey, have you heard
anything from Molly?

291
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,449
I'm sure everything's fine.
We left her with Victoria.

292
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:52,973
Mrs. Flynn, no disrespect,
but you know

293
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,888
those two sentences
don't go together.

294
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:57,107
Yeah, even as I said it,
I wasn't buying it.

295
00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:01,111
Listen, since your bride
is a no-show

296
00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,852
what do you say
Joyce and I step in?

297
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,941
I'm not lettin' you have
my wedding, Vince.

298
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,335
Come on, If I don't marry
that crazy broad right away

299
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:10,164
she's gonna ruin my life!

300
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,731
- No deal.
- Fine!

301
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,776
I'm taking back
my popcorn popper.

302
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,260
Molly!

303
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,872
[instrumental music]

304
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:29,009
Is it just me or does your car
smell like French fries?

305
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:31,315
This vehicle's a 100% biodiesel.

306
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:32,839
That's the corn oil
you're smelling.

307
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,841
- Corn oil?
- Yeah.

308
00:12:34,928 --> 00:12:36,973
One of my customers
manages a McDonald's

309
00:12:37,060 --> 00:12:39,236
and we've worked out
kind of a barter system.

310
00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,891
I keep him in weed, and he
keeps me in cooking grease

311
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,980
and those tasty
little apple pies.

312
00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,331
Oh, I love those things.

313
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:49,246
- Do we have time to stop?
- No!

314
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,161
I am a half an hour
late for my wedding.

315
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:53,598
Does this car go faster
than four miles per hour?

316
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:56,123
Not if you care
about the earth it doesn't.

317
00:12:57,515 --> 00:12:59,822
Screw the earth
and hit the gas, hippie!

318
00:13:01,955 --> 00:13:03,478
Wow, your sister's
kind of a buzzkill.

319
00:13:03,565 --> 00:13:05,132
I know.

320
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:15,620
♪ Oh the marriage
of your spirits here ♪

321
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:18,232
♪ Has caused him to remain ♪

322
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,235
♪ For whenever two ♪

323
00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,237
♪ Or more of you ♪

324
00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:26,675
♪ Are gathered in his name ♪

325
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:28,633
♪ There is love ♪

326
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:31,027
♪ Love love love ♪

327
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,683
♪ Love ♪

328
00:13:34,770 --> 00:13:36,816
♪ There is love ♪♪

329
00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:53,963
I'm all out of wedding songs.

330
00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:56,270
How about something
from the book of Saint Aretha?

331
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,361
Just follow me,
and y'all try to keep up.

332
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,753
- Alright.
- Okay.

333
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,018
Come on.

334
00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,802
♪ You better think
think ♪

335
00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,891
♪ Think about what you're
trying to do to me ♪

336
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:10,893
♪ Hey hey think think ♪

337
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:13,504
♪ And let your mind go
and let yourself be free ♪

338
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,202
♪ Let's go back let's go back ♪

339
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,595
♪ Let's go way on
way back when ♪

340
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,423
♪ I didn't even know you
you couldn't have been ♪

341
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:20,468
♪ Too much more than ten ♪

342
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:21,817
♪ Just a child ♪

343
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:23,253
♪ I ain't no psychiatrist ♪

344
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:24,559
♪ I ain't no doctor
with degrees ♪

345
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:26,126
♪ No degrees ♪

346
00:14:26,213 --> 00:14:27,518
♪ But it don't take
too much high IQ ♪

347
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:28,998
♪ To see what
you're doing to me ♪

348
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:30,913
♪ You better think
think ♪

349
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,351
♪ Think about what you're
trying to do to me hey hey ♪♪

350
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,658
Carl, I'm not ready to
get married again.

351
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,355
- Ever?
- I don't know.

352
00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:39,704
I-I can't answer that question.

353
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,968
I just wanna enjoy
what we have right now.

354
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,186
Of course, you enjoy it.

355
00:14:43,273 --> 00:14:44,796
You got some idiot
following you around

356
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,581
telling you he loves you
and you don't have to say "boo".

357
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:49,410
Do you think it was easy for me
not to tell you I love you?

358
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:50,846
I just don't wanna move too fast

359
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,369
and lose what we've got.

360
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:53,762
So you do love me?

361
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:56,373
Yes, Carl.

362
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,332
I love you.

363
00:14:58,419 --> 00:14:59,724
She said it! Ha!

364
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,465
Did you get that one,
Spike Lee?

365
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:07,254
♪ Think think about ♪

366
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:08,864
♪ Let your mind be free ♪

367
00:15:08,951 --> 00:15:10,431
♪ Come on think ♪

368
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:13,086
♪ Yeah yeah ♪

369
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:14,304
♪ Come on ♪♪

370
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,132
So now that I'm back
in the picture

371
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,742
I think the groom's
mother and father

372
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,222
should walk down
the aisle together.

373
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:21,703
Mm. That'd be sweet,
wouldn't it?

374
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:23,487
Pick up right
where we left off.

375
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:24,836
Kind of romantic, huh?

376
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,229
Oh, yeah.

377
00:15:26,316 --> 00:15:27,491
Jack, I've been waiting

378
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,276
20 years to tell you this.

379
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,278
I'm dumpin' you.

380
00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:33,802
What? I don't understand.

381
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,804
I thought last night
we found our old spark.

382
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:38,285
Nope, that was a little
taste of the sweet nectar

383
00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:40,374
you dumped down the drain
20 years ago.

384
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,898
Now, take that and those
hairless white legs of yours

385
00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,683
back to Florida and your whore.

386
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,642
So you did all this
to set me up

387
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,165
and then break my heart?

388
00:15:49,252 --> 00:15:51,211
Well, I was hopin'
your ticker would blow up

389
00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,908
while you were doing
your dirty business

390
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,041
but this is almost as sweet.

391
00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:58,479
♪ Ooh think about ♪

392
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,742
♪ Ow think about ♪

393
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:01,873
♪ Think come on think ♪

394
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:02,918
♪ Think ♪

395
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,093
♪ Think about what ♪

396
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,138
♪ You're trying to do to me ♪

397
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,183
♪ Hey hey think think ♪

398
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,969
♪ Let your mind go
and let yourself be free ♪

399
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,232
I knew it was
too good to be true.

400
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,624
What was I thinking?

401
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,104
Some big load like me
was actually gonna marry

402
00:16:15,191 --> 00:16:16,627
that beautiful princess?

403
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:17,672
Alright, she's gonna
be here, she loves you.

404
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:19,108
She wised up just in time

405
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,805
and realized
she could do a lot better.

406
00:16:20,892 --> 00:16:22,198
Did you skip breakfast?

407
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,331
- Somebody got a snickers bar?
- Yes.

408
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:27,812
All my life,
I've been dreaming

409
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,771
about a woman like her.

410
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:32,861
Maybe that's all this is,
it's just a dream.

411
00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:33,905
You're not supposed to get

412
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,168
everything you want in life.

413
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,996
Why not? I did.

414
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:42,131
Where the hell have you been?

415
00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,396
Don't ever leave me alone again.

416
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,790
This has been the worst
24 hours of my life.

417
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:51,010
Yeah, It hasn't exactly been

418
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,620
a walk in the park
for me, either.

419
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:55,405
Although we did walk
through a very scary park.

420
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,280
Do you wanna get married?

421
00:17:00,367 --> 00:17:02,673
I do, I really do.

422
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:04,284
And if I get hit by lightning

423
00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:06,329
between here and the altar

424
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:07,765
which, based on the day
I've been having

425
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,028
could actually happen.

426
00:17:10,420 --> 00:17:11,900
I just want you to know that

427
00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,815
you are the love of my life.

428
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,557
Right back at you.

429
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:20,387
By the way, you smell amazing.

430
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,390
It's French.

431
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,219
Alright, we got a full squad.

432
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,047
Let's do this thing!

433
00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,310
She's here!
Bring it home, Nana!

434
00:17:30,397 --> 00:17:33,182
♪ Oh freedom ♪

435
00:17:33,269 --> 00:17:34,792
♪ Freedom ♪♪ Freedom ♪

436
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:37,012
♪ Oh freedom ♪♪ Freedom ♪

437
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,709
♪ Talkin' about freedom ♪

438
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,537
♪ Talkin' about freedom ♪♪

439
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:46,239
You make me smile

440
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,110
when I'm sad

441
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,330
feel safe when I'm scared.

442
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:52,549
I never feel alone

443
00:17:52,636 --> 00:17:55,291
even when I am alone.

444
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,772
You are my rock and my strength.

445
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,602
You are my heart

446
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,995
my life and my love.

447
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,875
- Okay, it's your turn.
- Oh.

448
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,141
Okay, here it goes.

449
00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,839
I promise to cherish
every moment with you.

450
00:18:21,926 --> 00:18:23,667
I promise to never
let a day go by

451
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:26,105
without telling you
how much I love you

452
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,238
'and how much richer
my life is with you in it.'

453
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:31,022
Molly Flynn, I love you

454
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,937
and every moment of my life

455
00:18:33,024 --> 00:18:35,505
has meaning because I do.

456
00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,429
And by the power vested in me

457
00:18:46,516 --> 00:18:50,216
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

458
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:52,609
You may kiss the bride.

459
00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,524
[applause]

460
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:13,587
[theme music]

461
00:19:19,375 --> 00:19:21,203
[music continues]