1 00:00:01,827 --> 00:00:03,699 [instrumental music] 2 00:00:03,786 --> 00:00:05,918 Hey, uh, doesn't somebody have a birthday 3 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,877 coming up in a couple of days? 4 00:00:07,964 --> 00:00:10,010 That's right, I do. 5 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:12,621 I hope you're not planning on making a big deal out of it. 6 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:14,884 Nope. I'm just gonna stick with the step-by-step 7 00:00:14,971 --> 00:00:16,538 instruction manual you gave me. 8 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:19,280 Well! Don't think of it as a manual. 9 00:00:19,367 --> 00:00:21,151 Just, you know, little hints. 10 00:00:21,238 --> 00:00:24,459 Crumbs, to guide you down the right path. 11 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:27,070 - Got it. - You do 'em, you don't do 'em. 12 00:00:27,157 --> 00:00:29,507 Up to you. 13 00:00:29,594 --> 00:00:32,423 I see, so you're not expecting to be "woken up at 8:00 a.m. 14 00:00:32,510 --> 00:00:34,512 "with butterfly kisses, warm croissants 15 00:00:34,599 --> 00:00:36,862 and English breakfast tea?" 16 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:40,649 If it happens, that would be lovely. 17 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:42,955 If it does, a...little bouquet 18 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:46,002 of fresh flowers would make it extra special. 19 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:48,309 - Flowers. - Your choice. 20 00:00:48,396 --> 00:00:52,400 - Tulips. - Gerber daisies. 21 00:00:52,487 --> 00:00:55,185 Color is totally your call. 22 00:00:55,272 --> 00:00:58,667 - Gerber daisies. - In yellow. 23 00:01:01,365 --> 00:01:03,715 - I choose yellow. - Ah! 24 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:05,282 Shall I continue? 25 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:06,936 Yes, I'm dying to hear what's next. 26 00:01:07,023 --> 00:01:08,851 Well, "after breakfast, we're going to the museum" 27 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:11,245 to see the dinosaurs." 28 00:01:12,985 --> 00:01:14,900 I-I didn't write "Dinosaurs." 29 00:01:14,987 --> 00:01:20,123 Well, you wrote "Museum" and that's where they keep 'em. 30 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:22,299 I'm fine with whatever as long as I'm strolling 31 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:23,822 hand in hand with the man I love. 32 00:01:23,909 --> 00:01:28,784 - Aw. - At the Rembrandt exhibit. 33 00:01:28,871 --> 00:01:32,701 Art...hand in hand. 34 00:01:32,788 --> 00:01:35,617 Now, for lunch, I'm thinking falafel. How far off am I? 35 00:01:35,704 --> 00:01:37,706 You know what, I should've been more specific. 36 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:40,187 I didn't know I was up against falafel. 37 00:01:41,710 --> 00:01:43,494 Hey, guys. 38 00:01:43,581 --> 00:01:48,064 You remember Tom, my friend slash weed dealer, don't you? 39 00:01:48,151 --> 00:01:52,764 Hey, you remember Mike, my husband slash police officer 40 00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:55,158 who arrests people who deal drugs? 41 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:59,467 Not drugs, just weed. 42 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:02,034 Occasionally, shrooms, but all organically grown 43 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,558 in his own greenhouse. 44 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:07,127 Hey, you don't have any Gerber daisies, do you? 45 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:09,651 Tom's place is being tented and bombed for termites. 46 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:12,001 So he's gonna crash here for a couple of days. 47 00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:14,351 - You mean, in the house? - Hey, listen. 48 00:02:14,438 --> 00:02:16,005 Not to harsh your mellow, but if I had 49 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:18,529 a police dog here, would he be barking at your bag? 50 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:19,922 Not unless he's been trained 51 00:02:20,009 --> 00:02:23,360 to sniff out pajamas and ginkgo biloba. 52 00:02:23,447 --> 00:02:24,709 Alright, just checkin'. 53 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:26,668 I'm very respectful of your home 54 00:02:26,755 --> 00:02:29,758 and your outdated marijuana laws. 55 00:02:29,845 --> 00:02:32,195 Great, we'll be like the sheepdog and the coyote 56 00:02:32,282 --> 00:02:33,718 when they say good morning at the time clock. 57 00:02:33,805 --> 00:02:36,286 Ah-ha! Looney Tunes fan! 58 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:38,114 We'll get along just fine. 59 00:02:44,990 --> 00:02:46,557 They're not sleeping together, are they? 60 00:02:46,644 --> 00:02:49,995 No. She never brings home a guy with a job. 61 00:02:50,082 --> 00:02:55,436 ♪ For the first time in my life ♪ 62 00:02:55,523 --> 00:02:59,179 ♪ I see love ♪♪ 63 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,102 [instrumental music] 64 00:03:12,104 --> 00:03:13,932 Good morning! 65 00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:15,804 Might've been, if I'd have gotten any sleep last night. 66 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:17,197 - Insomnia? - No! 67 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:19,547 You and Mr. Zigzag hitting bongos 68 00:03:19,634 --> 00:03:22,811 and bongs all night long. 69 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:27,381 Oh, you could hear that? Did I sound flat on "Iko Iko"? 70 00:03:27,468 --> 00:03:29,600 Victoria, how long is Tom gonna stay here? 71 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:31,515 This house is pretty full as it is. 72 00:03:31,602 --> 00:03:33,387 As long as he wants. He's one of my best friends. 73 00:03:33,474 --> 00:03:35,258 I've known him since the ninth grade. 74 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:38,479 You've been buying weed from that guy since ninth grade? 75 00:03:38,566 --> 00:03:41,177 Tenth. The first year was free. 76 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:43,135 Well, your houseguest 77 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,399 is in the shower, bogartin' all my hot water. 78 00:03:45,486 --> 00:03:48,924 Tom likes to start his day with a full-body loofah salt scrub. 79 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:51,361 Says it's like being reborn every morning. 80 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:52,971 He better be crowning, otherwise I'm headin' 81 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:55,017 up there with forceps. 82 00:03:57,802 --> 00:03:59,587 Namaste, ladies. 83 00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:02,329 Sure. 84 00:04:02,416 --> 00:04:07,551 I've been cleansed in fire, now I must be baptized in ice. 85 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:14,079 What the hell does that even mean? 86 00:04:14,166 --> 00:04:16,168 He used up all the hot water. So now he's gonna 87 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,909 roll around naked in the snow. 88 00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:22,044 Oh, great, so we're gonna have a seven foot nude hippie 89 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:24,133 making snow angels in the backyard. 90 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:27,745 He is not like me and you. He is an old soul. 91 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:29,530 Sees the world through a third eye. 92 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:30,835 Yeah, I just hope our neighbors don't get a good look 93 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:32,097 at his third eye. 94 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:36,363 - That's gross. - I know it's gross! I'm tired! 95 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:41,281 [instrumental music] 96 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:46,764 I'm telling you, man, living alone is the way to go. 97 00:04:46,851 --> 00:04:48,200 I can't believe, I waited this long 98 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,637 to move out of my grandma's house. 99 00:04:49,724 --> 00:04:51,682 I can't believe she stacked all your stuff 100 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:55,295 in the driveway, and pushed it into the street with her car. 101 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:56,818 She was helpin' me move. 102 00:04:56,905 --> 00:04:58,167 My grandma can't carry all those boxes 103 00:04:58,254 --> 00:04:59,603 with that bad back of hers. 104 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:01,083 Bad back didn't keep her from dancin' 105 00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:04,304 in the street as you drove away. 106 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,958 Point is, I'm on my own, I can do whatever I want 107 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:08,786 whenever I want. You know what I did last night? 108 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:11,485 Is it something I'm gonna want to hear while I'm eating? 109 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:15,227 - I sat buck naked on my couch. - No, it is not. 110 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:18,187 Watching an X-rated lesbian movie, and nobody said boo. 111 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:20,015 Allow me. Boo! 112 00:05:21,669 --> 00:05:23,845 Hey, I sat on a pot holder. I'm not an animal. 113 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:28,458 Well, I'm glad you're making the most of your sweet freedom. 114 00:05:28,545 --> 00:05:30,112 Well, you'll get a taste of it tonight when you come 115 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:31,722 over to watch that fight on pay-per-view. 116 00:05:31,809 --> 00:05:33,768 Oh, I can't. It's Molly's birthday tomorrow. 117 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:36,074 And her wish list has become a ransom note. 118 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:40,731 What are you talking about? I already paid for the fight. 119 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:42,472 Plus, I've been crock potting chili for two days! 120 00:05:42,559 --> 00:05:44,082 Well, you can always freeze that. 121 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:45,649 But I made enough for you, where am I gonna get 122 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:47,303 that kind of freezer space? 123 00:05:49,044 --> 00:05:51,612 Carl, what can I tell you? It's my wife's birthday. 124 00:05:51,699 --> 00:05:53,353 Do what you want to do. It doesn't matter to me. 125 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:56,356 Because...I like being alone. In fact, I prefer it. 126 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:57,748 You know what I'm gonna do right now? 127 00:05:57,835 --> 00:06:00,011 I'm gonna go sit in the squad car by myself 128 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:02,318 and enjoy a little quality time. 129 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,496 What's the matter with him? 130 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:08,846 He has never lived by himself. 131 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:10,326 And like the rest of us, he has discovered that 132 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:12,894 a little bit of Carl goes a very long way. 133 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:16,376 You're kidding. I thought he was having a ball. 134 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:19,814 Well, last night he called me four times just to talk. 135 00:06:19,901 --> 00:06:22,904 And now I know he was naked and sitting on a pot holder. 136 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:27,735 Thank God, I didn't let him Skype like he wanted to. 137 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:29,171 Ah! 138 00:06:31,652 --> 00:06:33,610 [Vince] 'Oh!' 139 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:36,134 Oh-oh... Ooh! 140 00:06:36,221 --> 00:06:38,093 Oh, oh, there it is. 141 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:40,400 That's Daddy's spot. Oh! 142 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:42,750 Thought you didn't like gettin' a rubdown from another man. 143 00:06:42,837 --> 00:06:45,361 I usually don't, but this doped-out long hair has got 144 00:06:45,448 --> 00:06:47,798 the hands of an angel. 145 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:50,105 Shh, find your center. 146 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:53,674 You already found it, and I think your thumb's in it. Oh! 147 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:54,979 Hey! 148 00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:56,720 [shrieks] 149 00:06:56,807 --> 00:06:59,549 That's not the welcome mat I wanted to see! 150 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:03,118 [all] Namaste. 151 00:07:03,205 --> 00:07:05,816 Tom's giving us all shiatsu massages. 152 00:07:05,903 --> 00:07:08,863 He's adjusting my chakras. Did I say it right, weird Jesus? 153 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:11,735 [Molly] 'Mom, kitchen!' 154 00:07:11,822 --> 00:07:13,171 Alright! 155 00:07:13,258 --> 00:07:15,086 Hey, don't wear out those thumbs. 156 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:19,134 I got a couple of chakras nobody's been able to find yet. 157 00:07:19,221 --> 00:07:20,962 Hey, I've tried. 158 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:23,268 Why do you think my neck's all out of whack? 159 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:27,664 Okay, how are we gonna handle getting this guy out of here? 160 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:29,753 What are you talking about? He makes dinner. 161 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:32,321 Gives everybody massages. Of the men livin' here 162 00:07:32,408 --> 00:07:34,279 he's not the one I'd get rid of. 163 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:36,107 Mom, are you forgetting that Shaggy in there 164 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:38,153 also happens to be a pot dealer? 165 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:41,286 I haven't forgotten, but the man's giving us all massages. 166 00:07:41,373 --> 00:07:43,550 We should wait before we hit him up for free weed. 167 00:07:44,899 --> 00:07:46,466 [Vince] 'There go my toxins.' 168 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:48,424 'I'm releasing! I'm releasing!' 169 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:50,600 I'm moving. I'm moving! 170 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:55,997 [instrumental music] 171 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:57,738 How you doing on toppings? 172 00:07:57,825 --> 00:07:59,653 'Cause I could chop more onions and grate some cheese. 173 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,132 I'm good on fixings, Carl. 174 00:08:01,219 --> 00:08:02,743 Well, anything you want, just holler. 175 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:04,875 If I ain't got it, I'll go get it. 176 00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:06,660 I worry that all this love is being 177 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,836 wasted on the wrong person. 178 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:10,490 Shh! The fight's startin'. 179 00:08:11,795 --> 00:08:13,362 Oh, this is gonna be a great bout. 180 00:08:13,449 --> 00:08:14,842 These guys are perfectly matched, I'm guessin' this 181 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:16,191 is gonna go the distance. 182 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:17,584 [bell dings on TV] 183 00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:19,542 [blows landing] 184 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:21,239 [body thuds] 185 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:24,068 I think the Mexican guy just got knocked out. 186 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:26,027 Like hell he did. I paid $40 for this fight. 187 00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:28,682 He's gonna get.. Get up! 188 00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:31,685 Carl, it's over. His mouthpiece is in the third row. 189 00:08:31,772 --> 00:08:33,034 And his teeth are still in it. 190 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:34,383 [bell dings] 191 00:08:37,299 --> 00:08:39,910 Well, that was fun. 192 00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:42,391 What do you want to do now? 193 00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:44,436 Well, I DVR'd that Lesbian porno movie 194 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:47,657 and I only watched, like, four minutes of it. 195 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:49,311 Let me get this straight, you're asking me to 196 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:52,836 sit next to you on a couch while we watch an adult movie? 197 00:08:52,923 --> 00:08:56,187 It's that or Yahtzee. 198 00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:57,928 Roll the film. 199 00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:01,062 And don't sit so close. 200 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:04,935 ♪ You see I've been through the desert ♪ 201 00:09:05,022 --> 00:09:06,807 ♪ On a horse with no name ♪ 202 00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:10,419 ♪ It felt good to be out of the rain ♪ 203 00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:14,031 ♪ In the desert you can't remember your name ♪ 204 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:17,774 ♪ 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain ♪ 205 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:21,256 [both] ♪ La la la-la-la-la-la ♪ 206 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,650 ♪ La-la-la la la ♪ 207 00:09:23,737 --> 00:09:25,434 Everybody. 208 00:09:25,521 --> 00:09:28,785 ♪ La la la-la-la-la ♪ 209 00:09:28,872 --> 00:09:31,179 ♪ La-la-la la la ♪ 210 00:09:31,266 --> 00:09:33,442 - One more time! - No, no! 211 00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:35,313 No more times. No more times! 212 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,924 The horse is dead! 213 00:09:38,621 --> 00:09:41,537 You really have a beautiful singing voice. 214 00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:42,886 I told her she should quit her job 215 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:44,758 and share her talent with the world. 216 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:47,021 Oh, you did, did ya? 217 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:49,023 You know, become a traveling troubadour 218 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:52,504 like Bob Dylan or Jimmy Crack Corn. 219 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:56,987 Wow! Masseuse, pot dealer and a career counselor. 220 00:09:57,074 --> 00:09:58,902 Hey, you got to have faith. 221 00:09:58,989 --> 00:10:01,513 Just leap and the net will appear. 222 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,690 Oh, yeah. A net will appear, Tom. 223 00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:06,344 And it's gonna be two guys in white jackets 224 00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:08,477 throwing it on you, and then tossing you in the back 225 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,958 of a panel van. 226 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:14,004 Hey, who wants homemade gelato? 227 00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:15,571 'I do.' 228 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,793 Molly, what don't you like Tom? 229 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,577 I just think he's a bad influence. 230 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:24,058 And I don't want you to end up living in some compound 231 00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:27,191 washing his feet with your hair. 232 00:10:27,278 --> 00:10:30,325 It would appear that someone got a head start on the gelato. 233 00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:32,588 Uh, it's cool. 234 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,503 They just need to know that they're gonna be high 235 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:37,375 for about five days. 236 00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:39,421 What do you mean high? 237 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:41,205 Hi! 238 00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:44,992 [instrumental music] 239 00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:49,736 [instrumental music] 240 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,825 We have any more gelato? 241 00:10:51,912 --> 00:10:55,611 Not for you we don't. 242 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,265 You happy? My husband, the police officer 243 00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:58,875 is now stoned out of his gourd. 244 00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:00,181 If you're worried they're gonna check his urine 245 00:11:00,268 --> 00:11:01,835 Tom can get you clean pee. 246 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,576 Absolutely, and the first jar is free. 247 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:05,882 I'm gonna hit him. I'm gonna punch him-- 248 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:07,318 No, Tom take care of this. 249 00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,756 I'm on it. I'll navigate his flight. 250 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,845 Hey, big buddy, how's about you and I 251 00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:14,543 go for a nice walk in the fresh air? 252 00:11:14,630 --> 00:11:17,459 Okay, and I'll be right here, when you get back. 253 00:11:20,854 --> 00:11:22,507 Are you happy, you turned my husband 254 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,031 the cop, into a dope fiend? 255 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:26,337 Don't worry, Tom is a total expert 256 00:11:26,424 --> 00:11:29,166 at guiding people down from a total freak out. 257 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:31,038 - He got away. - What? 258 00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:34,519 [instrumental music] 259 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:48,098 [dog barking] 260 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:52,668 [roars] 261 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,670 [dog whimpers] 262 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:01,851 [violin playing nearby] 263 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,700 [screams] 264 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:30,837 My God, do you realize that Mike could lose his job over this? 265 00:12:30,924 --> 00:12:32,839 Don't blame me, he was the one that ate 266 00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,405 all the ice cream without asking what's in it. 267 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,538 That's what he does, he once drank a whole pan 268 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,193 of hot dog water, thinking it was soup. 269 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,369 Okay, then it's my fault then, just blame me. 270 00:12:41,456 --> 00:12:42,457 You blame me for everything. 271 00:12:42,544 --> 00:12:44,285 Victoria, you are 32 years old. 272 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:46,200 You can't keep living your life like a teenager. 273 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,723 What is wrong with having a good time? 274 00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:49,507 I am not hurting anybody. 275 00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:52,641 My husband is stoned and running amuck. 276 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:56,384 Oh, you never make mistakes, do you? 277 00:12:56,471 --> 00:12:58,821 Little Miss Perfect. Molly gets good grades. 278 00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,257 Molly only dates single men. 279 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,303 Molly doesn't wake up under bridges. 280 00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:04,131 Slow down, slow down. Is that him? 281 00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:06,698 - No, big stack of tires. - Keep driving. 282 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:07,917 Boy, you put a head on those things. 283 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:08,962 That could be his twin brother. 284 00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,051 Help me find my husband! 285 00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:13,923 Don't yell at me! 286 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,883 [instrumental music] 287 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,807 Oh! 288 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,286 [car horn beeps] 289 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,725 Oh! 290 00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:42,996 - Hey, how are you? - You cold? 291 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,824 - It's pretty cold, buddy. - Yeah! 292 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,173 Warm? 293 00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:47,827 [laughs] 294 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,917 [screams] 295 00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:55,095 [car alarm wailing] 296 00:14:02,798 --> 00:14:04,800 Booyah, Park Place! 297 00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:06,802 Pay up, bitch. You uptown now. 298 00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:09,718 [knock on door] 299 00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,720 Oh, if only I were. 300 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,680 Oh, good, Mike's here. 301 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:20,294 We're playing Monopoly. You're the shoe, and I'm out of jail. 302 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:21,643 Come on in, man. 303 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,602 - You want some chili? - Chili! 304 00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:25,865 Good, you brought your appetite. 305 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:27,431 Relax, make yourself comfortable. 306 00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:28,563 - Thirsty! - Well. 307 00:14:28,650 --> 00:14:30,478 Let me grab you a beverage. 308 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:32,697 - I got beer. I got soda pop. - I could make you a milkshake. 309 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:36,963 - Mm, milkshake good! - Comin' up. 310 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,573 I DVR'd the fight so you can watch it 311 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,314 three or four times, while I make your malted. 312 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,969 Mmm, M&M'S. 313 00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,448 Melt in your mouth, not in your hand. 314 00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:45,841 Just don't fill up on those 'cause I gotta 315 00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,364 tub of chili with your name on it. 316 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,105 Mike! 317 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,588 That's right! 318 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,811 What are we gonna do now? We can't call the police. 319 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,205 He's not picking up his phone. 320 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,077 We could put flyers up with his picture 321 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:07,297 on it that says he answers to "Mike." 322 00:15:07,384 --> 00:15:11,127 I know I said there was no bad ideas, but that's a bad idea. 323 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:12,476 I'm sorry. 324 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:14,478 I'm just trying to help. 325 00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:17,351 I think some of this could be my fault. 326 00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,485 Some of it? How about all of it? 327 00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,966 You're right. 328 00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:27,013 I'm just a big, stupid pothead. 329 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:29,058 With less sense than a squirrel. 330 00:15:30,886 --> 00:15:32,279 I.. 331 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,890 ...I didn't say you were stupid. 332 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:38,285 And I certainly didn't say "Squirrel stupid." 333 00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:41,114 I just, I wish you made better choices. 334 00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:44,465 Probably should've just stayed at junior college. 335 00:15:44,552 --> 00:15:47,033 But when a Backstreet Boy lures you on the tour bus 336 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:50,819 you don't worry that it's final's week. 337 00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:54,649 Well, maybe you do. 338 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:57,608 That's bong water under the bridge. 339 00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,349 You know, you could still go back. 340 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,090 You mean go back to school? 341 00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:02,613 Why not? 342 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,138 You'd be a good student if you applied yourself. 343 00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:08,097 I'm sure you've saved up a little bit of money. 344 00:16:08,184 --> 00:16:09,881 Thirty six thousand dollars. 345 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,798 What? 346 00:16:13,885 --> 00:16:16,236 Moll, I don't pay rent. 347 00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:17,889 And I haven't had to buy a meal or a drink 348 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,022 since my boobs came in. 349 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:25,593 Wow! 350 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,899 Can I borrow $8,000? 351 00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:31,991 We should probably keep looking for Mike. 352 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,514 Okay. 353 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:40,825 [groans] 354 00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,568 Alright, that's the last of the chili. 355 00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:46,005 But don't worry, I'm whipping up some 356 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,528 of my famous silver dollar pancakes. 357 00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,573 Maple syrup. 358 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:50,835 [cell phone rings] 359 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,054 Man, your phone's ringing again. 360 00:16:52,141 --> 00:16:54,883 It might be important. 361 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:56,624 Mike's phone, Carl speaking. 362 00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,321 Oh, hey, Molly! 363 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,193 Yeah, he's right here. 364 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,585 No, he's fine. We're just hanging out. 365 00:17:01,672 --> 00:17:02,891 Enjoying my new apartment. 366 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:05,589 Stoned? 367 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,900 No, I don't think so. 368 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,467 No, it seems like the same ol' Mike. 369 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:16,600 - Pancakes! - Yup, same ol', same ol'. 370 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,914 Well, somebody's already slept through page one 371 00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,482 of his birthday list. 372 00:17:28,569 --> 00:17:32,747 ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ 373 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:36,707 ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ 374 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:40,885 ♪ Happy Birthday dear Molly ♪ 375 00:17:40,972 --> 00:17:44,498 ♪ Happy Birthday to you ♪ 376 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,152 Aw, you remembered! 377 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:49,111 Well, you left a great big note on the fridge. 378 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,026 Well, that was actually more for Mike. 379 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,854 Thank you. 380 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,682 By the way.. 381 00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:57,511 ...I am going to the college this morning. 382 00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,165 To sign up for some classes. 383 00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:02,385 Really? That's great. 384 00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:05,997 I appreciate you, believing in me. 385 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,782 I'll try not to let you down. 386 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:11,177 You could never let me down. You're my baby sister. 387 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,570 Well, I'm gonna do it. 388 00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:16,138 I mean, if not now, when? 389 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:19,663 Besides, I'm going to take a history class and if I wait 390 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,970 much longer, there's gonna be a lot more to learn. 391 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,756 Very true and very smart. 392 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:29,717 - Love you. - Love you. 393 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,465 [door closes] 394 00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:41,772 "To the best big sister in the whole wide world." 395 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:44,645 Aw, ho! 396 00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,734 Twenty bucks? 397 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:49,345 No wonder the tightwad's got 36 grand. 398 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,393 Croissants. 399 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,960 Oh, help yourself. 400 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,614 But right when you get finished with that 401 00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,399 we are going to the art museum. 402 00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:03,490 Art museum? Cool. 403 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:06,057 Aw, you're still high. 404 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,110 [theme music]