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Previously onMike & Molly:Molly is a writer now.

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PEGGY [chuckling]:
Oh.

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Why didn't you say so?

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Let me clear a spot
in my bookcase.

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MOLLY:
You know,
it just so happens

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that there are a lot
of regular women, just like me,

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who have written
best-selling books.

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[blows raspberry]

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That's it,
we're doing this.

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Make your move, come on.

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I'll give you
one swing...

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No, no, come on,
nobody's fighting!

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MIKE:
Hey.

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What you writing?

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Oh, just experimenting
with a short story.

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Really? I like
short stories 'cause,

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you know, they're short.

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Can I take a look?

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Oh, no, no, no.

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It's not ready
for public consumption.

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Oh, come on.

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I showed you that poem I wrote
about the Chicago Bears.

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Yeah, I remember, uh...

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"The Hall of Fame will admitcha,

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if you listen to Coach Ditka."

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I wonder if he ever got it.

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So, can you at least tell
me what the story's about?

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Uh, let's see.

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It's about a man
and a woman and...

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the day-to-day stuff
they go through.

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That's it?Mm-hmm.

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Well, is it at least sexy?

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Sexy? No. Pfft!

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Okay. Well, when you're ready,
I would love to read it.

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You got it.

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Okay. Love you.Love you, too.

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By the way,

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I know it's sexy.

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Pfft! What are
you talking about?

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Because in all the time
I have known you,

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you have never once gone "pfft!"

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What? Pfft! I just did it.

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I do it all the time.

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Ridiculous. Pfft!

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[phone rings]

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[sighs]

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Oh.

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Hey, Victoria.

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Yeah, we're still on
for happy hour.

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I don't know, a vodka tonic?

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It's 8:00 in the morning.

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Do I really have to decide now?

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Okay, listen,
I'm working. I gotta go.

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Bye. Bye.

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Bye.

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Okay. Let's get this
party started.

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[loud beep]

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[beep]

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Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

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[beep]

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[beep]

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[beep]

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All right,
I get it. I get it.

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We hear you.

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[beep]

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All right, we hear you.

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[beep]

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You want to be a piñata?

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Worst...

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[beep]...piñata...

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...ever.

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[beep]

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Ha!

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Yeah. Huh?

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[beep]

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Shut you up,
shut up, shut up.

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Stop moving.

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Stop moving!

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Yeah, you...

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[grunts]

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[breathes heavily]

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I wish there was blood.

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[beep]

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Oh, you son of a bitch.

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Where are you?!

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[beep]

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Which one of you is it, huh?[beep]

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Now ask your friend in the
kitchen how this is gonna end!

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[beep]

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[beep]

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[beep]

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See what you did?!

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♪ La, la-dee-dee-da ♪

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♪ La,
la-dee-dee-da ♪

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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪

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♪ I see love ♪♪ I see love♪

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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪

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♪ I see love ♪♪ I see love.♪

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[can spraying]

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There you go.

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No more embarrassing bald spot.

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Victoria.

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Yeah, I'm not done
yet. Come on in.

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Not a chance.

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There's nothing to be afraid of.

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Beg to differ.

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Oh, don't be a baby.
Get in here.

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[sighs] Fine.

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I'm in.

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Why are you looking
up at the ceiling?

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Because there are
no dead people up there.

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Well, you're gonna be
looking up there for a while

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'cause I need
like another hour.

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Are you kidding?
Oh, God!

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Why didn't you call me?

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Sorry.

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I got caught up
trying to plug the holes

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in that drug dealer's head.

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I might just put a hat on him.

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Maybe a do-rag.

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Oh, God.

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Covering your eyes?
Really?

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Yes, I prefer not to have
the images of death

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seared into my brain.

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Do you want to see a brain?

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No. No!

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Are you sure? 'Cause I got one
here right in a jar.

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No, no, I'll wait for you
in the car. Oh!

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I'm sorry.

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I'm so sorry.

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Sorry.

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Oh!

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MIKE:
Hello?

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Anybody home?

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Molly?

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Oh. "Mike,

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"having a drink
with Victoria.

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See you later. M."

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Well, I guess it's just me.

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It is just me, right?!

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Oh, this is wrong.
This is so wrong.

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[imitating Tweety]:
I am a bad puddy tat.

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Huh.

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Okay, password protected. Smart.

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"Mike and Molly."

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And I'm in.

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"The Story of M."

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"The warmth of his excitement
awoke something inside her.

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Something animal."

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"Pfft," my ass.

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"She reached back
with her eager hand

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and greedily sought
his turgid girth."

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Girth, I know.
Turgid, I'm not so sure about.

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No, that's enough,
that's enough.

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Oh, who am I kidding?

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I could really
use that drink about now.

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Almost done.

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You said that three bodies ago.

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Come on in.
You can keep me company.

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I can't. Sorry.

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Sure you can.

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You just got to do this
one step at a time.

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[groans]Here. Look at
Mrs. Kilgallon.

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I... don't want to.

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Just look at her.

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She was a nice
old lady who died
peacefully in her sleep.

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So, no bullet holes?

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Well, just a tramp stamp,
believe it or not.

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All right, I'll look.

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Ooh-hoo, ooh.

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Look, I'm looking.
[giggles]

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See? Nothing
to be scared of.

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Nope. You're right.

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[continues nervous giggling]

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Do you want
to touch her?

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No, I couldn't, no.
Ooh-hoo-hoo.

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She doesn't mind.

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I mind, I mind.

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Why are you
giggling?

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I don't know.
But I can't stop.

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Just give her
a little poke.

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Poke? No, no poking,
can't poke.

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This will be great
for your writing.

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You're always saying that you
want to experience new things

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so that you can
describe them.

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Ugh, I did say that,
didn't I?

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Okay.

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Ooh. Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo.

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[giggles]

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Ooh! Ooh!

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I did it. I touched her.

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I touched a dead lady. Ooh.

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See? It's no big deal.

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Actually, she's a lot colder
than I thought she'd be.

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It's like...

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it's like, uh,
touching bologna.

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That reminds me, I got
some cold cuts in the
fridge. You hungry?

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Ooh. Oh, God,
she opened her eyes.

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Look-it,
she opened her eyes!

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Calm down.

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Sometimes this happens.

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Oh. Aah!

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Bologna. Aah!

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"He was helpless,

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"his hands bound behind his back

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while her hungry mouth
greedily enveloped his sw..."

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Yo, big guy.Oh, nothing!

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What you doing?

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Just grabbing a bite.

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[chuckles]
Molly's not home, nobody's home,

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I didn't do anything.

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That Molly's laptop?

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Yeah, I be...
I believe that is.

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She's pretty private
about what's on there.

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You're not
reading it, are you?

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No. Pfft.

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All right.

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See you in
the morning.

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Night.Night.

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Mike.Nothing!

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[quietly]:
Oh, boy.

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Oh, boy.

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Oh, God.

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You okay?

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Well, I'd kill
for some Purell.

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Sorry Mrs. Kilgallon
gave you the hairy eyeball.

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I don't know how you
can do this for a living.

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Oh, it's like anything.

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You get used to it.

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Yeah, but doesn't it
make you a little sad?

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Sometimes, sure.

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But over the years,
you find little ways to cope.

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Like what?
Like marijuana.

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Want some?

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No, that's
not my thing.

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You sure?

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Just a little toke
to take the edge off.

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No.
We were gonna
go drinking.

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This is just
a different approach

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to solving
the same problem.

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What problem?

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Life, baby.

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Okay, fine.

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Fire it up.

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All right,
I should tell you,

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the last time I smoked pot
was in college and it didn't

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have much effect on me.

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Who's a dead person?

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You'rea dead person.

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Oh, yes, you are.
Oh, yes, you are.

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"He grabbed a fistful
of her chestnut hair

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"and dragged her
to the bay window

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"where the entire town

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"could see her surrender.

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"She had no choice.

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She was a slave
to his tumescent length."

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Yikes.

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Who'd have thought
your meek little wife

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knew 50 different words
for boner?

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She went to college.

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You know, your
vocabulary expands.

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"Expands." That's funny.

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It's wild.

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Her-her diary's
nowhere near this dirty.

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You read her diary?

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You hacked her computer.

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We all have
blood on our hands.

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All right, all right.

269
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,995
The question is,
what do I do now?

270
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,649
I know what I'd do.

271
00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:02,607
I'd study this thing
like it was the Talmud.

272
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,785
What?

273
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,874
Your wife just handed you
an erogenous road map

274
00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:11,399
to her protected wetlands.

275
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:12,052
Use it.

276
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:14,881
No.

277
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:17,492
I'm not really
the "kinky, tie 'em up,

278
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:20,408
put things where they
don't belong" kind of guy.

279
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,410
Well, this
isn't about you.

280
00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,412
It's about Molly wanting
to try new things.

281
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,240
I mean, how would you
like it if someone

282
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:28,851
served you the same stack
of pancakes every morning?

283
00:13:28,938 --> 00:13:29,896
Are you kidding?

284
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,811
That's hisfantasy.

285
00:13:34,596 --> 00:13:36,728
You just made
his stomach turgid.

286
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,385
What I'm saying is,

287
00:13:41,472 --> 00:13:43,866
you might have
to step outside
your comfort zone

288
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:44,736
to please your wife.

289
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,957
Aw.

290
00:13:48,044 --> 00:13:50,699
That's why Joyce and I
are so compatible.

291
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:54,485
I will wear, eat
or do anything.

292
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,837
Anything.

293
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,577
Aah!

294
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,886
You got to go easy
on the blush.

295
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:07,020
Relatives hate it
when grandma looks like a whore.

296
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:10,850
You know, the last time

297
00:14:10,937 --> 00:14:13,417
I was at a funeral was Dad's.

298
00:14:13,504 --> 00:14:15,463
That was a while back.

299
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:18,031
Yeah, I was... eight.

300
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:20,163
I kept, I kept hoping
that he was gonna

301
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:22,862
sit up and yell, "Surprise."

302
00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:25,865
And he didn't.

303
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:32,523
No, he... he didn't.

304
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,788
I don't remember any of that.

305
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,879
Well, sweetie, you were three.

306
00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:42,229
You remember him at all?

307
00:14:42,316 --> 00:14:44,666
Not really.

308
00:14:44,753 --> 00:14:47,887
Just the smell of beer
and Hai Karate and smoke.

309
00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:52,282
But that could've been Mom.

310
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:55,329
You would have liked him.

311
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:59,028
He was really funny and...
and sweet-tempered.

312
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:02,510
He was like a... he was
like a giant teddy bear.

313
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:05,034
Sounds like Mike.

314
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:09,517
Huh.

315
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:14,435
How about that.

316
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:17,960
Well, the good news is
I'm clearly not freaked-out

317
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:21,572
by any of this
dead business anymore.

318
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:22,922
Good.

319
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,967
Then I think you're
ready for this.

320
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,059
You ever seen balls
this big in your life?

321
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,244
I'm gonna need more pot.

322
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:51,080
[whistle]Mmm. Aw.

323
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:53,256
Gentlemen.

324
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,519
Hey, I thought you were
staying in tonight.

325
00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:57,347
Yeah, well, Molly's out
with her sister

326
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,088
so I thought maybe
I'd join you boys.

327
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,089
Can I get a round
for my friends?

328
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:06,748
What?

329
00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:08,837
Everything okay?

330
00:16:08,924 --> 00:16:11,492
Yeah, it's all good. Why?

331
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:13,059
Y-You called us friends,
and you're buying.

332
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,975
Very funny.

333
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:19,761
I see the Eagles are running
that new offense, huh?Mm-hmm.

334
00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:22,720
I don't know why
you would go and change
something that's working.

335
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:24,157
Well, there is wisdom

336
00:16:24,244 --> 00:16:25,897
in mixing things
up so the defense

337
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,074
can't predict your every move.

338
00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:29,553
That's crap.

339
00:16:29,640 --> 00:16:30,380
Straight-ahead,
smash-mouth football.

340
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,295
May not be pretty,

341
00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,689
but it gets the job done
every time.

342
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:36,430
No, I agree
with Samuel.

343
00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,040
Changing the playbook puts
excitement back into the game.

344
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:41,261
There's plenty
of excitement in the game.

345
00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:46,309
It's all about
fundamentals, damn it.

346
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:47,484
Whoa.

347
00:16:47,571 --> 00:16:48,007
Okay.

348
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:55,623
So, problems
in the bedroom?

349
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,407
Buy your own
stupid drinks.

350
00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,808
[Molly and Victoria giggle]

351
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:07,417
Ooh.

352
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,767
Caskets.

353
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:13,858
That one there?

354
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:14,990
Like $50,000.[gasps]

355
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,906
That's more than my car.

356
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:19,603
Worth it.

357
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:20,648
Hop in.

358
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,345
Give it a test drive.

359
00:17:22,432 --> 00:17:23,694
No way.

360
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:24,434
Come on, I do it
all the time.

361
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:27,611
What? No.

362
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:30,440
It's a perfect place
to take a nap.

363
00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:31,572
'Cause you're crazy.

364
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:34,879
[giggles]

365
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:38,840
Good evening, Ms. Flynn.
Won't you join me?

366
00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,494
I want to try that.

367
00:17:42,757 --> 00:17:44,324
Oh,

368
00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:47,240
I'm getting in a coffin.

369
00:17:47,327 --> 00:17:50,852
I'm getting in a coffin.
Ooh-hoo-hoo, ooh.

370
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,071
I'm in a coffin.

371
00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:59,165
This is extremely comfortable.

372
00:17:59,252 --> 00:18:00,209
Right?

373
00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,558
[vacuum cleaner starts]

374
00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,604
Get down, get down, get d...

375
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:12,613
[whispers]:
Stop it.

376
00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:14,528
[vacuum cleaner stops]

377
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,924
[vacuum cleaner resumes]

378
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:23,580
Ouch.

379
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:25,408
[giggling]

380
00:18:25,495 --> 00:18:28,194
[vacuum cleaner stops]

381
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:29,543
Do you want a Bugle?

382
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:30,196
[screams]

383
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:45,907
I'm sorry, but
funeral parlors rock.

384
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:49,345
I just feel bad
for the cleaning lady.Well,

385
00:18:49,432 --> 00:18:52,914
how were we supposed to know
she'd just lost her mother?

386
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:53,871
Good night.

387
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:55,873
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

388
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,223
I'm married to a cop.

389
00:18:57,310 --> 00:18:59,355
Do I smell like
mara-hoochie?

390
00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:01,836
[sniffs]

391
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:04,143
No. Just cadavers
and Corn Nuts.

392
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:05,361
Great.

393
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:06,406
Good night.Good night.

394
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:09,539
Good night, Vince.

395
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,454
[giggles]

396
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:14,805
What?

397
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,285
Good night, Mom.

398
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:18,331
[giggles]

399
00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:24,641
Ooh, the pot.

400
00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,730
[snores]

401
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:35,478
Mike?

402
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:37,524
Oh, hey, Mol.

403
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:39,352
What you doing?

404
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:44,879
If you have to ask, I failed.

405
00:19:44,966 --> 00:19:46,837
[sighs]

406
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:49,927
Do I have to change
the password on my laptop?

407
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:51,494
Probably a good idea.

408
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,368
Can you take these cuffs off?

409
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:59,154
Yeah. When I'm done with you.

410
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:01,548
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