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Give me all your cash!

2
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And some scratchers.

3
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I'm feeling lucky.

4
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[bell jingles]

5
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Be cool.

6
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MIKE: Why do we gotta
come here for a snack?

7
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There's no healthy
choices for me.

8
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Listen, I support you
tryin' to eat right,

9
00:00:15,798 --> 00:00:17,060
but I've been craving
this burrito ever since

10
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we heard that
"La Cucaracha" car horn.

11
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I thought you just
wanted the burrito.

12
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Well, if I'd told you
my whole plan,

13
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you never would have
let me come in here.

14
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Ugh.

15
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This looks like the same apple
that tempted Eve.

16
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You know, there's an interesting
fact about apples.

17
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There are so many varieties that
if you ate a new one every day

18
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it'd take you 20 years
to try them all.

19
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You don't say.CARL:
Yep.

20
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My favorite,
in order:

21
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Gala, Braeburn,
Honeycrisp, Fuji...

22
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No, no, wait, wait.

23
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Fuji before Honeycrisp.

24
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Buddy, you checkin' out
or not?

25
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Back off!
Just back off!
Whoa.

26
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Okay. Take it easy.

27
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Put the gun down.

28
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We can figure
this out.
No! No...

29
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I'm gonna get my money

30
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and my scratchers

31
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and you're gonna let me
walk out of here.

32
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Hey, it's all right.
It's cool.

33
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Nobody do
anything stupid.

34
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[beeping]

35
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[gunshot]

36
00:01:03,672 --> 00:01:05,935
[gunshot]
I'm hit!
I'm hit!

37
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Officer down!
Officer down!

38
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You all right,
buddy?

39
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No, I'm not
all right!

40
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I got a bullet
in my ass!

41
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Don't just stand there, man.

42
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Go grab some of those maxi pads

43
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and put some pressure on
my partner's backside.

44
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Stay where you are!

45
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Nobody's touching my ass!

46
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♪ La, la-ba-dee-da ♪

47
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♪ La,
la-ba-dee-da ♪

48
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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪

49
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♪ I see love ♪

50
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♪ I see love♪

51
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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪

52
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♪ I see love ♪

53
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♪ I see love.♪

54
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Oh, how's it look?

55
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Well, luckily
the bullet

56
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passed clean
through the cheek.

57
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But sadly, I think
your thong bikini
days are behind you.

58
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[chuckles]

59
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Oh, don't make me laugh.

60
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It makes my buns jiggle.

61
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MOLLY:
Mike?
Molly!

62
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In here!

63
00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:05,560
Hi. Oh, my God, sweetie,
how are you feeling?

64
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Better, now that you're here.Oh, God.

65
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I'm sorry, I got here
as soon as I could.

66
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But first they sent me
to the wrong hospital,

67
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and then when I got in here,
they wouldn't let me in

68
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because they said
your husband

69
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was already with you...

70
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Hey, I just said "partner"

71
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and "the most important
person in my life."

72
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They're the ones who
made the assumption.

73
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Are they gonna make
you spend the night?

74
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They just want me to stay
for a couple more hours.

75
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Then I can go.

76
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Okay, good.

77
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Let me take you home
and take care of you

78
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and keep you away from
all these bad people.

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PEGGY:
Where's my son?

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Mike!

81
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Shh, shh, shh.
You should rest.

82
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[mouthing]

83
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Oh, they're home.

84
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Oh, hey.
There he is.

85
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The man with
the Kevlar ass.

86
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Can I get you something
for the pain, sweetie?

87
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Whiskey, vodka,
Mexican NyQuil...

88
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Maybe a Percocet, Vicodin...

89
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I'm out of Demerol, but I can
have some here in an hour.

90
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No, I'm fine.

91
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They loaded me up
with pain pills.

92
00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:04,227
Which I will count
and lock up

93
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at the end
of each night.

94
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I'm gonna get
you some ice.

95
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You should have seen
this man today.

96
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They say don't bring
a knife to a gunfight?

97
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Well, Mike Biggs showed up

98
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with nothing but
a can of Diet Coke.

99
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Just needed one calorie
to take down that dirtbag.

100
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I'm just glad
nobody else was hurt.

101
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Well, you are
a real hero.

102
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Your next meal at
the diner is on the house.

103
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Like it usually is,

104
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but this time I won't
give you crap for it.

105
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Well, that's very generous.

106
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And thank you all
for the concern,

107
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but I'm pretty tired.

108
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I just want
to go to bed.

109
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Yeah? You need me
to sit with you?

110
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Read you a book?

111
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Tickle your back?

112
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It wasn't okay in the hospital,

113
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it's not okay here.

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PEGGY:
Come on, boy,

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I'll get you upstairs.

116
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Oh, it's okay, I think his wife
can put him to bed.

117
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I think if anybody
should take him up,
it's his mother.

118
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It's time for nurturing,
not nookie.

119
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He got shot.

120
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I'm not trying
to get laid.

121
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Shut your mouth,
that's my son!

122
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Stop it!

123
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I can put myself to bed.

124
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Well... call down
if you need anything.

125
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I'll be up in a little bit.

126
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Shouldn't you be
getting home?

127
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Sun'll be
coming up soon.

128
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Yeah, let-let me take
you home, Mrs. Biggs.

129
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Thank you.

130
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While my boy heals,

131
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you might want
to consider dusting.

132
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I'd hate to lose him
to infection.

133
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Hey, hey, hey, Peggy,
lose this!

134
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Did you just flip off
your mother-in-law?

135
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Not really.
She can't see at night.

136
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It was more for me.

137
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Sweetie, are you okay?

138
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Yeah, I just can't
get comfortable.

139
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I'm gonna go downstairs
for a while.

140
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Oh.

141
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Do you want me to go
downstairs with you

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and help you get
set up in a chair?

143
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It's really clean
down there.

144
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I dusted.

145
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No. You, uh...
you keep sleeping.

146
00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:03,781
You know, you've been
through a lot today.

147
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You want to...

148
00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:07,089
maybe talk about it?

149
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Honey, I-I'm fine, really.

150
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Okay?

151
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I'm just gonna go downstairs,
watch some TV.

152
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Mike...

153
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Yeah?

154
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I'm really glad
you're okay.

155
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You know, when I got that
call today, it just...

156
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I know.

157
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I know.

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Good night.

159
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Good night.

160
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I love you.

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Love you, too.

162
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I agree with Carl.

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Your butt's still
really cute.

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[spectators shouting on TV]

165
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Hey.

166
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Hey, you're up late.

167
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Come on, have a seat.

168
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I can't.

169
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Somebody shot the thing
I used to sit on.

170
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Boy, you don't realize

171
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how much you use your ass
until you can't.

172
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Here...

173
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I want you
to have this.

174
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Oh, no-- your hemorrhoid pillow?

175
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You deserve it.

176
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I mean, you took a bullet.

177
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All I did was push too hard.

178
00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:02,927
No, thanks.

179
00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:04,973
That poor pillow's
been through enough.

180
00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:08,585
Couldn't
sleep, huh?

181
00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:09,586
No.

182
00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,632
[groans]

183
00:06:11,719 --> 00:06:13,111
I just keep
replaying today

184
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over and over again
in my head.

185
00:06:14,939 --> 00:06:16,811
If we'd come in
two minutes earlier

186
00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:18,247
or two minutes later...

187
00:06:18,334 --> 00:06:20,292
if the gun drops
a little different...

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Boom.

189
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I'm dead.

190
00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,296
No more Mike Biggs.

191
00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,733
Well, you can't think about it.

192
00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:27,430
You just gotta
thank God you're alive

193
00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:29,737
and live every day
like it's your last.

194
00:06:29,824 --> 00:06:31,782
You know, you're right, Vince.

195
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I need to talk to somebody

196
00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:36,178
I haven't spoken with
in a long time.

197
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Hand me that phone.

198
00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:39,268
That's the spirit.

199
00:06:43,315 --> 00:06:44,621
Is this Tony?

200
00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:46,797
Hey, Mike Biggs.

201
00:06:46,884 --> 00:06:48,973
How you doin', man?

202
00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:51,628
Yeah, it's been a while.

203
00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:55,066
Listen, I'd like to order
a pepperoni pizza.

204
00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:00,376
You want in on this?

205
00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:01,943
What about your diet?

206
00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:04,946
You gonna judge me, or join me?

207
00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:07,775
Ah, what the hell.

208
00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:09,690
Pineapples and jalapeños.

209
00:07:09,777 --> 00:07:09,951
Tonight, we ride!

210
00:07:11,996 --> 00:07:13,650
[speaking indistinctly]

211
00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:19,569
No, he's still in bed, Carl.

212
00:07:19,656 --> 00:07:22,398
Yeah, well, he had
a pretty restless night.

213
00:07:22,485 --> 00:07:24,008
Yes, he...

214
00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:26,054
he does look like
a little sleeping angel.

215
00:07:28,317 --> 00:07:29,884
No, I'm not gonna take
a picture and send it to you.

216
00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:33,844
Because it's weird.

217
00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:35,019
Okay.

218
00:07:35,106 --> 00:07:37,500
Okay, I'll...

219
00:07:37,587 --> 00:07:38,806
Okay, I'll have him call you
when he gets up.

220
00:07:38,893 --> 00:07:41,852
He loves you, too.

221
00:07:41,939 --> 00:07:43,419
Okay, bye...

222
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Okay, bye.

223
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Bye!

224
00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:47,510
Oh, my God.

225
00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:49,991
My sister-wife
has got to chill out.

226
00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:55,387
Huh.

227
00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,477
Oh, boy.

228
00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:01,916
Oh, that's not good.

229
00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:03,961
That's not good at all.

230
00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:07,791
I got Zantac,

231
00:08:07,878 --> 00:08:09,619
I got Tums,
I got Mylanta...

232
00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:11,099
Gimme 'em all.

233
00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:13,231
Feels like I swallowed
a nest of fire ants.

234
00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:15,233
What's wrong
with him?

235
00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:16,234
Oh, heartburn,

236
00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:17,845
diarrhea...

237
00:08:17,932 --> 00:08:19,368
Oh, it was so bad
I made him use the bathroom

238
00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:22,327
at the 76 station
down the street.

239
00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:23,894
Does this have anything to do

240
00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:25,679
with the pizza boxes
in the trash?

241
00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:28,682
I-I promised not to tell.

242
00:08:28,769 --> 00:08:29,944
Come on, your word
is meaningless.

243
00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:31,902
Spill it.

244
00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:32,990
All right.

245
00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:34,470
It was just supposed to be

246
00:08:34,557 --> 00:08:36,124
a late-night pizza
between friends.

247
00:08:36,211 --> 00:08:38,648
But then your husband
got this look in his eyes.

248
00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:41,477
They went dead, like a shark's.

249
00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:44,306
I know that look.

250
00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,134
He kept circling
the pizza boxes,

251
00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:48,092
just eating and eating.

252
00:08:48,179 --> 00:08:50,007
At one point, we had delivery
guys stacked up three deep,

253
00:08:50,094 --> 00:08:54,359
like planes waitin'
to land at O'Hare.

254
00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:56,013
Come on, you know
he's on a diet.

255
00:08:56,100 --> 00:08:57,711
Why didn't you
try to stop him?

256
00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,451
I asked myself the same question

257
00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,932
while I was squattin'
over a gas station toilet.

258
00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:09,418
I'm just thankful
to OA for helping me

259
00:09:09,505 --> 00:09:11,246
get my eating
under control.

260
00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,073
How you holding up,
buddy?

261
00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,465
I'm fine.

262
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,946
I heard about what
happened yesterday.

263
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It was just
a little pizza.

264
00:09:18,688 --> 00:09:21,430
I was talking about
you being shot.

265
00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:23,475
Oh, yeah,
that was awful.

266
00:09:25,173 --> 00:09:27,697
So, would anyone else
like to share?

267
00:09:31,048 --> 00:09:33,050
Fine.

268
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:36,663
Hi, my name's Mike.

269
00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:37,664
I'm an overeater.

270
00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:38,665
ALL:
Hi, Mike.

271
00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:40,710
I slipped up last night.

272
00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:42,233
I ate a little more
than I should've.

273
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,018
Was that good? No.

274
00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:45,846
But I had kind of a rough day.

275
00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,674
You know, the kind of day

276
00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:49,676
where the bad guys use your ass
for target practice?

277
00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:54,115
So what if I've had
a few pizzas, some wings,

278
00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:58,206
a little cheesecake,
and a can of frosting?

279
00:09:58,293 --> 00:10:01,252
He's got food issues.

280
00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:02,253
MIKE:
I could have

281
00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,690
died last night.

282
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,517
So I ate. Big deal.

283
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,475
What are you gonna do, shoot me?
Too late.

284
00:10:06,562 --> 00:10:08,608
Somebody already did!

285
00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:11,175
Hey, you know what?

286
00:10:11,262 --> 00:10:12,699
Screw this.

287
00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:14,526
I'm going over to
the AA meeting next door.

288
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,921
They got better stories
and they have snacks!

289
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:23,100
Shut up, Harry.

290
00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,458
[doorbell rings]

291
00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:35,112
Have you seen Mike?

292
00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:37,811
No, but I saw you flip me
the bird the other night.

293
00:10:39,247 --> 00:10:40,291
How did you
see that?

294
00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:43,381
I got the cataract surgery!

295
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:47,777
Hey, good for you.

296
00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,561
When's the last time
you saw him?

297
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,433
He was hobbling out
of our OA meeting.

298
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,565
Can you blame him?

299
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,785
Nothing worse than
those boo-hoo groups.

300
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,352
I deal with my issues
the old-fashioned way.

301
00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:59,441
I drink.

302
00:11:01,225 --> 00:11:02,662
What's this?

303
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,446
Making a feel-good pudding
for the boy.

304
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:05,752
Really?

305
00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,797
Food is the last thing he needs.Hey.

306
00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,538
I know how to heal my own son.

307
00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:10,974
It wasn't a cast

308
00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,889
that fixed his broken arm
when he was six.

309
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,325
It was banana pudding,

310
00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:16,066
morning, noon and night.
And when that cast

311
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,067
couldn't fit anymore,

312
00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:19,853
we knew he was healed.

313
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,419
Are you insane?

314
00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,421
Pudding is not medicinal!

315
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,640
Calm down.

316
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,120
No, I will
not calm down.

317
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,774
My husband was shot

318
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,514
and he won't talk
to me about it,

319
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,952
and now he's eating himself
into an early grave.

320
00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:34,171
And I thought maybe you
would want to help me

321
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:36,347
because you're the only other
person in this entire world

322
00:11:36,434 --> 00:11:37,653
who loves him as much as I do.

323
00:11:38,654 --> 00:11:41,439
Come here.

324
00:11:41,526 --> 00:11:43,485
Why?

325
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,183
Just come here!

326
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,838
Put the knife down.

327
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,323
Oh, my God....
what are you doing?

328
00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:58,021
I'm hugging you.

329
00:11:58,108 --> 00:12:00,154
And no one needs
to know about this.

330
00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:02,417
Well, I'm certainly
not going

331
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,419
to tell anybody
about it.

332
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:05,507
Okay.

333
00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:14,037
There you are.

334
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:15,909
Man, do you have any
idea how many people

335
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,214
are out there
looking for you?

336
00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:19,303
Three.

337
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:25,222
Yes.

338
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:26,571
Well, thanks for coming.

339
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,269
I have something
I want to say to you.

340
00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:30,358
You're sorry?

341
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,273
I quit.

342
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,622
What are you
talking about?

343
00:12:33,709 --> 00:12:35,798
I want you to turn
my badge in for me.

344
00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:36,886
[scoffs]
Get outta here.

345
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:39,759
I'm done.
I don't need it.

346
00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,325
First of all, no.

347
00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,023
And secondly, when we
do decide to quit,

348
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,807
that's gonna be a decision
that we make together.

349
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,591
As a couple.
Oh...

350
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:49,856
Just take
the damn badge.

351
00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,161
What... I will not!

352
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:51,945
And what has
gotten into you?

353
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,990
A bullet, okay?

354
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:57,951
Okay.

355
00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,996
Thank you.

356
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,564
Well, I tell you what,

357
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:03,826
you've had a...
a long couple of days.

358
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,045
Why don't I just
drive you home?

359
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:06,220
That's probably
a good idea.

360
00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:07,525
The bartender cut me off.

361
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:08,744
Yeah? You don't
seem that drunk.

362
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:10,790
From the nachos.

363
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,670
Man...

364
00:13:21,757 --> 00:13:23,628
we have patrolled
every inch of this city.

365
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,326
We sure have.

366
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,197
Look.

367
00:13:27,284 --> 00:13:28,416
There's the park where
we busted that carriage driver

368
00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:29,809
for selling drugs.

369
00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:30,940
Yeah, I knew
something was fishy.

370
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,420
Too many junkies were taking

371
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:34,117
romantic rides
around the duck pond.

372
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:35,249
[chuckles]

373
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:36,772
You're a damn good cop,

374
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:38,426
'cause you're the one
who figured out

375
00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:39,993
that he was hiding the drugs
in the manure bag.

376
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,603
You know what still
gnaws at me, though?
Hmm?

377
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,345
Where did
that horse poop?

378
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:45,737
Oh!

379
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,869
And there goes
the building

380
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,175
where you saved
that jumper.

381
00:13:48,262 --> 00:13:49,524
Yeah, that one
could have gone

382
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,091
a couple different ways.

383
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,919
[scoffs] Not with Mike
Biggs on the job.

384
00:13:53,006 --> 00:13:54,746
I still can't believe that
you went out on that ledge.

385
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,270
God, you remember how afraid
of heights you used to be?

386
00:13:56,357 --> 00:13:57,358
I still am.

387
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:58,359
I just worked through it.

388
00:13:58,446 --> 00:13:59,490
It's what you gotta do.

389
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:00,622
Well, whatever you did,

390
00:14:00,709 --> 00:14:02,667
you saved a man's life.

391
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,541
I know what you're doing, Carl.

392
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,151
Yeah, is it working?

393
00:14:08,238 --> 00:14:10,240
I could take you by
that drain pipe

394
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:11,546
where you rescued
that stuck kitten

395
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:12,939
and the fire department

396
00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:14,549
had to come rescue
the stuck you.

397
00:14:14,636 --> 00:14:16,638
Just drive.

398
00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:30,521
Hey.

399
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,872
Oh. Thanks for
coming home.

400
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:36,440
Sorry, I... had
to work some things out.

401
00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:43,056
What are you doing?

402
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:46,189
I'm making a sundae
as big as my head.

403
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:50,106
You trying to make me feel bad?

404
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,108
No, I'm trying
to make me feel good.

405
00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,330
Molly, please, don't...
don't-don't do this.

406
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,636
I was wrong.

407
00:14:58,723 --> 00:14:59,899
I should've talked to you.

408
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,598
You know, if you
can't come to me,

409
00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:05,948
and I can't come to you,
then what are we doing here?

410
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:09,691
I said I was wrong.

411
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:11,606
I mean, what else can I say?

412
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,740
I just want us
to remember this moment

413
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,829
the next time I screw up.

414
00:15:21,877 --> 00:15:24,401
Let's throw this away.

415
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:25,968
[sighs]

416
00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,622
It won't take
anything away from

417
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,102
what happened
to you yesterday,

418
00:15:29,189 --> 00:15:30,538
but I had a bit of

419
00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,366
a traumatic
experience myself.

420
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:33,628
What happened?

421
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,673
Your mother hugged me.

422
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,068
Really?

423
00:15:39,155 --> 00:15:40,243
Yeah.

424
00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:41,462
And the worst part was...

425
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:43,507
it was kind of nice.

426
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:46,989
Let's go to bed.

427
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:08,880
I've eaten worse.

428
00:16:20,414 --> 00:16:22,024
Brought you a snack.

429
00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,939
I'm back on the wagon
again, Vince.

430
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,942
Same here-- sugar-free Jell-O
and nonfat whipped cream.

431
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:29,423
I packed on six pounds
being your binge buddy.

432
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,816
That's not that bad.

433
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,601
Are you kidding? On my frame,

434
00:16:33,688 --> 00:16:35,429
goes right to my neck,
like I swallowed a fanny pack.

435
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:36,865
[chuckling]

436
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,258
Thanks.

437
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:39,650
Well, how's the
bullet hole healing?

438
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:43,480
Ah, Molly says
my twerking days are over.

439
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,092
I don't know what that is.

440
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:49,399
Neither do I, but she sure
thought it was funny.

441
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,142
You're probably going to have
a nice scar back there.

442
00:16:53,229 --> 00:16:56,537
Speaking of which-- have I
ever shown you this one?

443
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:57,407
Looks like you were
stapled or something.

444
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,627
I was bartending

445
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:02,804
on a cruise ship and I got bit
by a buck-tooth Russian gal.

446
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,327
Caught me on the lido deck

447
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:07,287
playing topless shuffleboard
with her sister.

448
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,376
See this?

449
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:10,594
Bar fight?

450
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,901
Trombone scar.

451
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:14,946
High school July 4th parade.

452
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,513
Shriner in a mini-car
stopped short.

453
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:20,996
Even with all the blood,
I never missed a note.

454
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,258
Impressive.

455
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:24,304
You see this one?

456
00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:26,219
Went camping
with a little person

457
00:17:26,306 --> 00:17:28,830
and they caught me on the back
of the head with a shovel.

458
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:29,396
What the hell
did you do to him?

459
00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:32,355
Her.

460
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:39,014
Did you know they don't like
being called midgets anymore?

461
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:42,017
Yes. Yes, I did.

462
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,281
You want the rest of this?

463
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:46,413
Sure. You don't like it?

464
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,241
Nah.

465
00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:49,546
I'm gonna roll the dice,

466
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,592
maybe see what's
in the garbage.

467
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:56,162
Shovel to the head
explains a lot.

468
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,467
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469
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470
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