1 00:00:04,175 --> 00:00:06,142 Would you look at all these credit card charges? 2 00:00:06,143 --> 00:00:08,378 I thought we agreed to cut down on our spending. 3 00:00:08,379 --> 00:00:09,679 I didn't agree. 4 00:00:09,680 --> 00:00:14,184 I said I thought it was a good idea, okay? 5 00:00:14,185 --> 00:00:16,619 And I still do. 6 00:00:16,620 --> 00:00:19,255 Why do you need to buy all this stuff? 7 00:00:19,256 --> 00:00:21,658 It's Christmas. Don't be such a Scrooge. 8 00:00:21,659 --> 00:00:25,161 Well, since when is it my job to make sure everybody has a gift? 9 00:00:25,162 --> 00:00:28,464 Carl, let's go! Shake a leg! 10 00:00:31,769 --> 00:00:33,536 Yeah. 11 00:00:33,537 --> 00:00:35,572 We'll just get some coffee for the road. 12 00:00:35,573 --> 00:00:37,173 Traffic's gonna be a bitch. 13 00:00:37,174 --> 00:00:38,708 Should we take the Eisenhower? 14 00:00:38,709 --> 00:00:40,610 Uh, you know, I was thinking surface streets. 15 00:00:40,611 --> 00:00:41,678 Yeah, that's a good plan. 16 00:00:41,679 --> 00:00:43,346 One drop of snow, people start driving 17 00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:45,248 like idiots. 18 00:00:45,249 --> 00:00:46,783 Okay, fellas, dinner's at 6:00. 19 00:00:46,784 --> 00:00:49,419 Don't be late. Ham waits for no one. 20 00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:51,488 You got it, my dear. 21 00:00:51,489 --> 00:00:53,389 All right, let's hit it. 22 00:00:53,390 --> 00:00:54,591 You look a little skinny from behind there. 23 00:00:54,592 --> 00:00:57,059 You lost some weight? Eh, I'm trying. 24 00:00:59,930 --> 00:01:02,732 * La, la-ba-dee-da * 25 00:01:02,733 --> 00:01:05,635 * La, la-ba-dee-da * 26 00:01:05,636 --> 00:01:09,105 * For the first time in my life * 27 00:01:09,106 --> 00:01:10,306 * I see love * 28 00:01:10,307 --> 00:01:12,776 * I see love * 29 00:01:12,777 --> 00:01:15,578 * For the first time in my life * 30 00:01:15,579 --> 00:01:16,746 * I see love * 31 00:01:16,747 --> 00:01:21,028 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/ 32 00:01:32,639 --> 00:01:34,307 What is it with this song? 33 00:01:34,308 --> 00:01:36,175 Feels like it's on a constant loop. 34 00:01:36,176 --> 00:01:39,145 'Cause it is. It's Molly's favorite. 35 00:01:39,146 --> 00:01:42,582 Which means it's all of our favorites. 36 00:01:42,583 --> 00:01:45,117 Well, at a certain point, it's no longer festive. 37 00:01:45,118 --> 00:01:47,053 It's-it's psychological torture. 38 00:01:49,022 --> 00:01:51,457 I'd turn it back on before Molly decks your balls 39 00:01:51,458 --> 00:01:53,625 and roasts your chestnuts. 40 00:01:54,761 --> 00:01:57,697 How come it's always about what she wants? 41 00:01:57,698 --> 00:01:59,999 Well... I like Christmas, too. 42 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:02,134 Oh, is this about cooking your stupid seven fish? 43 00:02:02,135 --> 00:02:03,736 Well, not just that. 44 00:02:03,737 --> 00:02:04,971 But what harm would it do? 45 00:02:04,972 --> 00:02:07,739 It would make the house stink like seven fish. 46 00:02:07,741 --> 00:02:11,476 And that, to me, is what Christmas smells like. 47 00:02:13,013 --> 00:02:14,981 Hey... 48 00:02:14,982 --> 00:02:16,883 Not that I'm angry, but, uh, 49 00:02:16,884 --> 00:02:20,585 who bought the wrong popcorn balls, huh? 50 00:02:24,491 --> 00:02:25,958 Was that...? 51 00:02:25,959 --> 00:02:27,760 They were out of the ones you usually get. 52 00:02:27,761 --> 00:02:28,828 Oh. 53 00:02:28,829 --> 00:02:30,029 And you looked everywhere? 54 00:02:30,030 --> 00:02:32,662 No, ma'am. 55 00:02:33,667 --> 00:02:34,967 That's okay. 56 00:02:34,968 --> 00:02:37,203 That's okay. You know who's gonna love 'em? 57 00:02:37,204 --> 00:02:39,071 The birds. 58 00:02:39,072 --> 00:02:41,841 'Cause they don't care that they're ugly. 59 00:02:41,842 --> 00:02:44,210 Oh... 60 00:02:44,211 --> 00:02:45,611 Oh, how are the cookies? 61 00:02:45,612 --> 00:02:46,913 They're coming along nicely. 62 00:02:46,914 --> 00:02:48,247 Oh... What do you think? 63 00:02:48,248 --> 00:02:49,348 Wha...? 64 00:02:49,349 --> 00:02:51,851 Two buttons for a gingerbread man. 65 00:02:51,852 --> 00:02:54,153 Hmm. Ah. 66 00:02:54,154 --> 00:02:56,255 Three seemed like overkill. 67 00:02:56,256 --> 00:02:58,391 Oh, we must have been overkilling it 68 00:02:58,392 --> 00:02:59,992 for the last 30 years. 69 00:03:02,896 --> 00:03:04,497 Oh! 70 00:03:04,498 --> 00:03:05,932 Oh! 71 00:03:05,933 --> 00:03:07,666 Add another button. 72 00:03:08,781 --> 00:03:10,803 Oh, look at that. 73 00:03:10,804 --> 00:03:13,873 Oh! This... This, yes... This, this, this. 74 00:03:13,874 --> 00:03:16,309 Oh, that just... 75 00:03:16,310 --> 00:03:18,077 That just feels better, right? 76 00:03:18,078 --> 00:03:19,712 Yeah. Am I right? 77 00:03:19,713 --> 00:03:22,147 Oh, good job. Hey... 78 00:03:23,951 --> 00:03:26,018 Who turned off the music? 79 00:03:26,019 --> 00:03:27,218 Huh? 80 00:03:31,525 --> 00:03:32,892 * Mele Kalikimaka * 81 00:03:32,893 --> 00:03:34,093 Everybody. 82 00:03:34,094 --> 00:03:36,929 * Is the thing to say * 83 00:03:36,930 --> 00:03:38,998 Everybody! * On a bright Hawaiian * 84 00:03:38,999 --> 00:03:41,267 * Christmas Day * 85 00:03:41,268 --> 00:03:43,703 * Mele Kalikimaka * * That's the island greeting * 86 00:03:43,704 --> 00:03:45,771 * That we send to you from the land... * 87 00:03:45,772 --> 00:03:49,475 I get having a few holiday rituals, 88 00:03:49,476 --> 00:03:53,946 but there's a fine line between tradition and fascism. 89 00:03:53,947 --> 00:03:56,215 - What's that? - Nothing. 90 00:03:56,216 --> 00:03:59,952 * The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night * 91 00:03:59,953 --> 00:04:04,690 * Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way * 92 00:04:04,691 --> 00:04:09,175 * To say Merry Christmas to you... * 93 00:04:13,967 --> 00:04:15,167 ...reindeer for your brother, 94 00:04:15,168 --> 00:04:17,370 but, you know, it never hurts to ask. 95 00:04:17,371 --> 00:04:18,471 Okay, let's pick it up, Jingles. 96 00:04:18,472 --> 00:04:20,373 We got a long line of wonderful children 97 00:04:20,374 --> 00:04:21,641 and a ham waiting at home. 98 00:04:21,642 --> 00:04:23,309 You got it, Santa. 99 00:04:24,544 --> 00:04:26,612 Ho, ho, ho, ho! 100 00:04:26,613 --> 00:04:28,314 And who do we have here? 101 00:04:28,315 --> 00:04:29,682 Well, this is Katie, Santa. 102 00:04:29,683 --> 00:04:31,651 She's in Girl Scouts, she likes unicorns, 103 00:04:31,652 --> 00:04:33,686 her favorite food is banana pancakes. 104 00:04:33,687 --> 00:04:35,521 She's got a Chihuahua dog named Nacho, 105 00:04:35,522 --> 00:04:38,691 and she's allergic to soy and, apparently, walnuts. 106 00:04:38,692 --> 00:04:40,693 Just need the name, Jingles, 107 00:04:40,694 --> 00:04:42,828 not her complete medical history. 108 00:04:42,829 --> 00:04:46,098 So, Katie, have you been a good girl this year? 109 00:04:46,099 --> 00:04:47,566 Yes. 110 00:04:47,567 --> 00:04:49,502 Well, why don't you whisper in Santa's ear 111 00:04:49,503 --> 00:04:51,470 and tell me what you want for Christmas, 112 00:04:51,471 --> 00:04:54,140 while Jingles gets you a nice gift? 113 00:04:54,141 --> 00:04:55,875 So many to choose from. 114 00:04:56,977 --> 00:04:59,512 Is this the perfect one for Katie? 115 00:04:59,513 --> 00:05:02,148 No. 116 00:05:02,149 --> 00:05:04,850 Is this the perfect one for Katie? 117 00:05:04,851 --> 00:05:06,418 No. 118 00:05:07,788 --> 00:05:10,056 Is this the perfect one for Katie? 119 00:05:10,057 --> 00:05:11,489 Pick one! 120 00:05:12,359 --> 00:05:15,327 All right, Katie, here you go. 121 00:05:15,328 --> 00:05:16,662 The perfect gift. 122 00:05:16,663 --> 00:05:18,698 Ho, ho, ho. How about that? 123 00:05:18,699 --> 00:05:19,965 Thank you, Santa. 124 00:05:19,966 --> 00:05:21,500 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 125 00:05:21,501 --> 00:05:23,469 Jingles, a-a-a word. 126 00:05:24,471 --> 00:05:25,738 Ho, ho, ho! 127 00:05:27,574 --> 00:05:28,741 What the hell are you doing? 128 00:05:28,742 --> 00:05:30,409 We should have been done an hour ago. 129 00:05:30,410 --> 00:05:32,912 Well, I can't help it if there's a bigger turnout this year. 130 00:05:32,913 --> 00:05:34,113 For the under-eight crowd, 131 00:05:34,114 --> 00:05:36,115 your lap is the place to be and be seen. 132 00:05:36,116 --> 00:05:38,117 Yeah, well, I'd like to be seen before New Year's. 133 00:05:38,118 --> 00:05:39,318 Can we pick up the pace, please? 134 00:05:39,319 --> 00:05:41,020 All right, you got it. Thank you. Thank you. 135 00:05:41,021 --> 00:05:43,689 All right, kids. Ho, ho. Ho, ho. 136 00:05:43,690 --> 00:05:46,492 All right, kids, we got to speed it up a little. 137 00:05:46,493 --> 00:05:47,927 Santa's got things to do tonight. 138 00:05:47,928 --> 00:05:50,830 We've got his reindeer all gassed up and ready to fly. 139 00:05:50,831 --> 00:05:53,966 You do know his reindeer, don't you? 140 00:05:57,704 --> 00:06:01,907 * You got Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen * 141 00:06:01,908 --> 00:06:04,410 * You got Comet, you got Cupid, you got Donner * 142 00:06:04,411 --> 00:06:06,312 * You got Blitzen! * 143 00:06:31,004 --> 00:06:35,374 * Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say * 144 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:37,143 * On a bright... * 145 00:06:37,144 --> 00:06:38,444 Oh, look at this. 146 00:06:38,445 --> 00:06:40,279 Remember? 147 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:43,181 We got this at Navy Pier. Oh. 148 00:06:43,183 --> 00:06:46,752 1989... Remember we used all our Skee-Ball tickets to get it? 149 00:06:46,753 --> 00:06:49,221 Yup, that ornament only cost me $49 150 00:06:49,222 --> 00:06:52,258 and a boob flash to the carny. 151 00:06:52,259 --> 00:06:55,528 Ah-ah, ah-ah...! 152 00:06:55,529 --> 00:06:57,930 Where are you putting that? 153 00:06:57,931 --> 00:07:00,566 On the tree? 154 00:07:00,567 --> 00:07:03,602 Well, I know that. I just... 155 00:07:03,603 --> 00:07:06,305 Don't you think it might be better over on this side, 156 00:07:06,306 --> 00:07:08,574 so when the sun comes in in the morning, kind of...? 157 00:07:08,575 --> 00:07:11,710 Here. Oh, well, okay. 158 00:07:11,711 --> 00:07:16,282 I am never running an errand on Christmas Eve again. 159 00:07:16,283 --> 00:07:20,553 It's like a holly-jolly end of days out there. 160 00:07:20,554 --> 00:07:23,022 It wasn't a total loss, though. 161 00:07:23,023 --> 00:07:26,058 I found my first contribution 162 00:07:26,059 --> 00:07:28,394 to the Flynn family Christmas tree. 163 00:07:28,395 --> 00:07:30,296 Santa in the outhouse. 164 00:07:30,297 --> 00:07:32,064 Aw...! 165 00:07:32,065 --> 00:07:35,167 Aw, look at him sitting on the pot. 166 00:07:35,168 --> 00:07:37,002 That is adorable. 167 00:07:37,003 --> 00:07:39,471 It really humanizes him, doesn't it? 168 00:07:39,472 --> 00:07:41,473 Wait. Best part. 169 00:07:42,776 --> 00:07:45,244 Ho, ho... Whoa! 170 00:07:45,245 --> 00:07:47,613 Where should I hang it? 171 00:07:47,614 --> 00:07:51,050 No, no, no. You're not hanging a toilet on my tree. 172 00:07:51,051 --> 00:07:53,485 Oh, I forgot. Your tree, the way you want it. 173 00:07:53,486 --> 00:07:55,888 What about the rest of us? Don't we get a say? 174 00:07:55,889 --> 00:07:57,923 I don't see anybody else complaining. 175 00:07:57,924 --> 00:07:59,124 'Cause they're too scared. 176 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:00,626 Oh, really? 177 00:08:00,627 --> 00:08:02,695 We are a little scared of you. 178 00:08:02,696 --> 00:08:06,999 Well, how... how... how am I possibly a scary person? 179 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,968 Christmas lives in my soul. 180 00:08:08,969 --> 00:08:11,403 It'll slide 181 00:08:11,404 --> 00:08:14,505 - right in here next to the clay cactus. - No, don't touch... 182 00:08:15,375 --> 00:08:16,809 Oh, no. 183 00:08:16,810 --> 00:08:18,510 What have you done? 184 00:08:18,511 --> 00:08:20,412 I-I'm... I'm sorry. I-I... 185 00:08:20,413 --> 00:08:21,946 Don't touch it! 186 00:08:29,289 --> 00:08:32,091 It was an accident. I'll get her a new one. 187 00:08:32,092 --> 00:08:34,059 You can't replace that one. 188 00:08:34,060 --> 00:08:36,195 She made it with her dad. 189 00:08:36,196 --> 00:08:37,563 Ah, geez. 190 00:08:39,833 --> 00:08:42,433 Now that's a Yule log. 191 00:08:47,841 --> 00:08:51,143 Ah... there you are. 192 00:08:55,215 --> 00:08:57,082 What are you doing? 193 00:08:57,083 --> 00:08:59,318 Oh, that breeze is blowing right up my elf skirt. 194 00:08:59,319 --> 00:09:02,121 Jack Frost is nipping at a whole lot more than my nose. 195 00:09:02,122 --> 00:09:04,556 Why couldn't Ramirez load the truck? 196 00:09:04,557 --> 00:09:06,992 Well, he was gonna, but I sent him home to his family. 197 00:09:06,993 --> 00:09:09,094 What about my family? I got one, too. 198 00:09:09,095 --> 00:09:10,462 Well, in the spirit of the season, 199 00:09:10,463 --> 00:09:11,563 I didn't think about you. 200 00:09:11,564 --> 00:09:13,732 Yeah, you never seem to. You do this every year. 201 00:09:13,733 --> 00:09:16,068 You volunteer me for all this stuff without even asking. 202 00:09:16,069 --> 00:09:17,603 You love being Santa. 203 00:09:17,604 --> 00:09:19,872 This isn't being Santa. This is being the UPS guy. 204 00:09:19,873 --> 00:09:22,775 I should have switched to a brown outfit. 205 00:09:22,776 --> 00:09:24,376 You don't think Santa loaded his sleigh? 206 00:09:24,377 --> 00:09:26,578 No, he doesn't. That's why he owns elves. 207 00:09:26,579 --> 00:09:29,214 Owns elves?! What the hell is that supposed to mean? 208 00:09:31,217 --> 00:09:33,851 What was that? 209 00:09:35,155 --> 00:09:36,355 Probably some kids screwing around. 210 00:09:36,356 --> 00:09:38,624 Hey, you kids, I know you're having fun, 211 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:40,693 but Santa's still back here! 212 00:09:42,629 --> 00:09:43,929 Are you kidding me? 213 00:09:43,930 --> 00:09:45,730 Our truck's getting jacked! 214 00:09:48,335 --> 00:09:49,902 Ow! 215 00:09:49,903 --> 00:09:51,837 Oh, quit using that elf voice! 216 00:09:51,838 --> 00:09:54,238 I'm not. I feel on a Rubik's Cube! Aah! 217 00:10:04,315 --> 00:10:08,053 Okay, okay. I've been tracking our driving pattern in my head. 218 00:10:08,054 --> 00:10:10,989 We've taken one left turn, two rights, 219 00:10:10,990 --> 00:10:13,258 and I think we passed a sewage plant 220 00:10:13,259 --> 00:10:15,694 or you passed a sewage plant. 221 00:10:15,695 --> 00:10:17,729 Just give me your phone so I can call this in. 222 00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:19,798 Mine's back at the community center. 223 00:10:19,799 --> 00:10:22,167 Look at me... tell me where I got room for a phone. 224 00:10:22,168 --> 00:10:23,802 No phones, no guns, no badges. 225 00:10:23,803 --> 00:10:25,771 What are we gonna do when those guys open that door? 226 00:10:25,772 --> 00:10:28,139 All right, let's just see where we are in terms of weapons. 227 00:10:28,975 --> 00:10:31,844 Okay, all right, we got some Hulk fists. 228 00:10:31,845 --> 00:10:33,412 Ah. Ah. 229 00:10:33,413 --> 00:10:36,447 Some Nerf nunchucks. 230 00:10:37,650 --> 00:10:39,751 Boom. Etch A Sketch. 231 00:10:39,752 --> 00:10:40,819 Great. If we get a peek at 'em, 232 00:10:40,820 --> 00:10:43,655 you'll be able to knob out a composite. 233 00:10:43,656 --> 00:10:45,557 Hey, I'm just taking inventory of our resources. 234 00:10:45,558 --> 00:10:47,659 Pardon me if my training kicks in. 235 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:49,962 They don't know that we're unarmed. 236 00:10:49,963 --> 00:10:51,697 So I say we identify ourselves 237 00:10:51,698 --> 00:10:53,432 and tell 'em backup's on the way. 238 00:10:53,433 --> 00:10:55,200 Okay. 239 00:10:56,503 --> 00:10:59,338 Pull over! Pull over right now! Chicago PD! 240 00:11:02,212 --> 00:11:04,309 Okay. Just be cool. Follow my lead. 241 00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:05,878 Is somebody back there? 242 00:11:05,879 --> 00:11:08,146 Chicago PD! You are under arrest! 243 00:11:08,147 --> 00:11:09,882 Open this back door, lay on the ground, 244 00:11:09,883 --> 00:11:11,984 put your hands behind your head! 245 00:11:11,985 --> 00:11:15,921 Yeah, I don't think so. 246 00:11:15,922 --> 00:11:18,290 You don't want to make this any worse than it already is! 247 00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:21,026 Yeah, 'cause you're looking at grand theft, kidnapping, 248 00:11:21,027 --> 00:11:24,162 and-and not coming to a full stop at a stop sign. 249 00:11:24,163 --> 00:11:26,465 You think I didn't feel that?! 250 00:11:26,466 --> 00:11:28,433 You guys are really scaring us back there, 251 00:11:28,434 --> 00:11:31,970 all locked up and not being able to do anything about it. 252 00:11:31,971 --> 00:11:33,739 Instead of dealing with all this, 253 00:11:33,740 --> 00:11:35,974 maybe we should just drive the truck into the lake. 254 00:11:35,975 --> 00:11:38,010 They make good points. 255 00:11:38,011 --> 00:11:40,212 Believe me, you don't want to do that! 256 00:11:40,213 --> 00:11:41,213 Why not? 257 00:11:41,214 --> 00:11:43,515 Because... 258 00:11:43,516 --> 00:11:47,953 I will be very disappointed in you! 259 00:11:47,954 --> 00:11:50,155 I'm warning you guys, this is your last chance! 260 00:11:50,156 --> 00:11:53,358 Let us out of here now! 261 00:11:53,359 --> 00:11:55,560 Hello? 262 00:11:57,196 --> 00:11:59,131 I think they left us in here, Carl. 263 00:11:59,132 --> 00:12:02,534 Look, I'm not saying this is your fault, but... 264 00:12:02,535 --> 00:12:05,403 you are a horrible negotiator. 265 00:12:11,477 --> 00:12:13,378 How's the patient? 266 00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:15,080 Oh, doesn't look good. 267 00:12:15,081 --> 00:12:16,281 Aw, honey. 268 00:12:16,282 --> 00:12:18,283 It never did. 269 00:12:18,284 --> 00:12:21,954 Maybe 'cause I was six when I made it. 270 00:12:21,955 --> 00:12:25,223 I never understood, why a cactus? 271 00:12:25,224 --> 00:12:26,592 No... 272 00:12:26,593 --> 00:12:28,427 It was supposed to be... 273 00:12:28,428 --> 00:12:30,028 me and Dad's stockings. 274 00:12:30,029 --> 00:12:33,131 But we put them too close together in the oven, 275 00:12:33,132 --> 00:12:36,735 and hence, the Christmas cactus was born. 276 00:12:36,736 --> 00:12:41,106 That man loved Christmas. 277 00:12:41,107 --> 00:12:45,310 I know that's why you get so nuts this time of year. 278 00:12:45,311 --> 00:12:49,381 That's also why we put up with it. 279 00:12:49,382 --> 00:12:52,718 I guess I just think if we... 280 00:12:52,719 --> 00:12:56,221 keep doing things the way we always have, it's... 281 00:12:56,222 --> 00:12:59,257 kind of like he's still here. 282 00:12:59,258 --> 00:13:02,660 He is. 283 00:13:11,804 --> 00:13:15,239 You know, Vince thinks you hate him. 284 00:13:16,075 --> 00:13:19,076 Yeah? 285 00:13:19,946 --> 00:13:22,381 Molly. 286 00:13:23,716 --> 00:13:25,784 Let me feel my feelings. 287 00:13:25,785 --> 00:13:26,852 All right. 288 00:13:26,853 --> 00:13:28,487 But when you're done doing that, 289 00:13:28,488 --> 00:13:31,123 you go apologize. 290 00:13:31,124 --> 00:13:33,091 Okay, but... 291 00:13:33,092 --> 00:13:35,761 that's his present. 292 00:13:35,762 --> 00:13:37,162 That's fine. 293 00:13:37,163 --> 00:13:39,330 I don't think he got you anything either. 294 00:13:42,669 --> 00:13:44,836 Hello?! Anybody! 295 00:13:44,837 --> 00:13:47,239 Chicago PD! Open up! 296 00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,974 Why do you keep telling people we're cops? 297 00:13:48,975 --> 00:13:50,909 I thought you wanted someone to come help us. 298 00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:51,943 Agh... 299 00:13:51,944 --> 00:13:54,146 Here we go. 300 00:13:54,147 --> 00:13:56,882 Maybe what we need is a little amplification. 301 00:13:56,883 --> 00:13:59,651 * Hello * 302 00:13:59,652 --> 00:14:02,187 * Help, help * 303 00:14:02,188 --> 00:14:05,557 * Anybody out there? * 304 00:14:05,558 --> 00:14:08,193 Oh, man! I always wanted one of these things. 305 00:14:08,194 --> 00:14:09,461 If you haven't gotten my present yet... 306 00:14:09,462 --> 00:14:11,430 * This is what I really want * 307 00:14:11,431 --> 00:14:12,831 Would you knock it off?! 308 00:14:12,832 --> 00:14:14,633 I should be home by now. 309 00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:16,735 It wasn't enough we did our Santa-elf routine. 310 00:14:16,736 --> 00:14:18,970 You had to sign us up for truck duty, too? 311 00:14:18,971 --> 00:14:20,305 I was just trying to help. 312 00:14:20,306 --> 00:14:21,907 Help what, your ego? 313 00:14:21,908 --> 00:14:23,775 No, man. It's Christmas. I know, 314 00:14:23,776 --> 00:14:26,445 but why do you have to go overboard every year? 315 00:14:26,446 --> 00:14:28,613 Well, I'm just trying to do my part, just trying to give back. 316 00:14:28,614 --> 00:14:29,715 Well, when is it enough? 317 00:14:29,716 --> 00:14:30,982 When every kid gets a toy. 318 00:14:30,983 --> 00:14:32,284 Well, that's impossible. 319 00:14:32,285 --> 00:14:34,586 Well, maybe it is, but I'm still gonna keep trying. 320 00:14:34,587 --> 00:14:37,155 No, you got no idea how big this is for a kid 321 00:14:37,156 --> 00:14:39,890 who doesn't think he's gonna get anything for Christmas. 322 00:14:41,194 --> 00:14:43,528 You? 323 00:14:43,529 --> 00:14:46,865 Yeah, the year before my mom left me with my grandma, 324 00:14:46,866 --> 00:14:49,000 we spent Christmas in a shelter. 325 00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:53,739 The police toy drive, man, they put a GI Joe in my hand. 326 00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:55,974 We've been doing this for eight years. 327 00:14:55,975 --> 00:14:57,309 You never told me that? 328 00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:59,411 Well, it's not something I like to talk about. 329 00:14:59,412 --> 00:15:01,213 But I'm not ashamed of it, either. 330 00:15:01,214 --> 00:15:02,714 I just want those kids to know 331 00:15:02,715 --> 00:15:05,083 that there's somebody out here that cares. 332 00:15:05,084 --> 00:15:08,754 Well, now I feel like an ass. 333 00:15:08,755 --> 00:15:10,388 It's okay. 334 00:15:10,389 --> 00:15:14,392 * I'm used to you being one. * 335 00:15:15,962 --> 00:15:17,395 Is somebody in there?! 336 00:15:17,396 --> 00:15:21,232 Y-Yeah! Open the door! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 337 00:15:24,704 --> 00:15:26,938 You kids saved our butts. 338 00:15:26,939 --> 00:15:28,206 Santa...?! 339 00:15:28,207 --> 00:15:30,142 Ho, ho, ho, ho! 340 00:15:30,143 --> 00:15:31,143 Hello, children. 341 00:15:31,144 --> 00:15:34,946 Do any of you have a cell phone? 342 00:15:34,947 --> 00:15:38,150 No. That's what I asked you for. 343 00:15:38,151 --> 00:15:40,452 Sorry, kids, we can't talk right now. 344 00:15:40,453 --> 00:15:42,821 Santa's in a big rush to get home. Jingles, 345 00:15:42,822 --> 00:15:44,956 Santa always has time for the children. 346 00:15:44,957 --> 00:15:47,058 And what's wrong with your voice? 347 00:15:47,059 --> 00:15:49,194 Sorry, Santa, but, uh, 348 00:15:49,195 --> 00:15:50,862 thought you needed to get a move on. 349 00:15:50,863 --> 00:15:52,464 Don't be silly. 350 00:15:52,465 --> 00:15:54,166 Now, I'll hand out these toys 351 00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:57,369 while you go find a phone and call in a 10-31. 352 00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:59,704 I'm on it, Santa. 353 00:15:59,705 --> 00:16:02,207 Uh, y-you know what? I-I might take those nunchucks. 354 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,542 This neighborhood looks a little sketchy. 355 00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:07,945 Ho, ho, ho! 356 00:16:17,123 --> 00:16:18,123 Vince? 357 00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:20,191 Yes? 358 00:16:21,394 --> 00:16:22,494 I don't hate you. 359 00:16:22,495 --> 00:16:24,663 All right, have a good Christmas. 360 00:16:24,664 --> 00:16:25,864 I'm so sorry! 361 00:16:25,865 --> 00:16:28,466 I should've never touched your nice tree. 362 00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:29,668 I'm such a clumsy lug. 363 00:16:29,669 --> 00:16:31,136 I drop everything... plates, lightbulbs, 364 00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:33,872 my nephew on his baptism. 365 00:16:33,873 --> 00:16:35,373 Seriously? 366 00:16:35,374 --> 00:16:36,508 Right into the holy water. 367 00:16:36,509 --> 00:16:39,144 He was gonna go in, anyway, but still... 368 00:16:39,145 --> 00:16:43,548 Listen, I-I know I hold on to these traditions kind of tight. 369 00:16:43,549 --> 00:16:44,816 Like an anaconda. 370 00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:46,117 But... 371 00:16:46,118 --> 00:16:49,120 I get it... you do a beautiful Christmas every year. 372 00:16:49,121 --> 00:16:50,689 Thank you. 373 00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:52,190 I-It's just that, 374 00:16:52,191 --> 00:16:54,159 yeah, I've been around 375 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:57,462 for three Christmases now. 376 00:16:57,463 --> 00:17:00,699 I'm not trying to replace anybody. 377 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,533 I just... 378 00:17:04,337 --> 00:17:07,905 I don't want to feel like a visitor anymore. 379 00:17:10,509 --> 00:17:13,578 Look, I-I'm sorry I haven't been the most welcoming. 380 00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:15,046 You don't got to apologize. 381 00:17:15,047 --> 00:17:16,481 Believe it or not, I've found 382 00:17:16,482 --> 00:17:19,584 it takes people a while to warm up to me. 383 00:17:19,585 --> 00:17:22,554 No... no... 384 00:17:22,555 --> 00:17:24,623 I just want you to know I love your mom, 385 00:17:24,624 --> 00:17:27,258 and I think the world of you girls. 386 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,716 Well... 387 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,951 you know, we're gonna have 388 00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:35,554 a lot of Christmases ahead of us, so... 389 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,023 maybe it's time we officially make you part 390 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,592 of the Flynn family tradition. 391 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,860 Really? 392 00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:42,994 On the tree? 393 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,963 Yep. Where you can see it? 394 00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,898 Okay, I'm not making any promises. 395 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,101 There's a, there's a flow to that tree. 396 00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,537 You've made me a very happy man. 397 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:55,240 Oh, let's save it for next Christmas. 398 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,798 Damn it, I can't wait that long! Come here. 399 00:18:07,452 --> 00:18:11,189 * Hark! The Herald Angels sing * 400 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:16,060 * Glory to the newborn king... * 401 00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:19,130 Okay, the Christmas ham is finally served. 402 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:22,766 What took you guys so long? 403 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,869 Well, there were a lot of kids this year. 404 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,504 A lot more than expected. 405 00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:27,972 Mm-hmm, and this man wouldn't leave 406 00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:29,874 until every last one of them had a toy. 407 00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,140 Did you see Vince's ornament? 408 00:18:33,141 --> 00:18:34,431 Front and center. 409 00:18:34,432 --> 00:18:37,070 It's Santa on the dumper. 410 00:18:37,071 --> 00:18:38,728 But don't press the button while Molly's in the room. 411 00:18:38,729 --> 00:18:40,812 She doesn't think it's as funny as the rest of the world. 412 00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:46,668 I'm sorry, I just think that Santa deserves some privacy. 413 00:18:46,669 --> 00:18:49,306 Hey, uh, does this mean that I can get an ornament? 414 00:18:49,307 --> 00:18:50,582 No, that tree is perfect now. 415 00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:52,326 Why would you want to add anything? 416 00:18:52,327 --> 00:18:53,475 It's got a nice flow. 417 00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:57,132 You know, while we're on the topic of changing stuff, 418 00:18:57,133 --> 00:18:59,556 haven't you people ever heard of Elf on the Shelf? 419 00:18:59,557 --> 00:19:02,448 No, the elfin folk are poorly represented in this house. 420 00:19:03,374 --> 00:19:04,646 They creep me out. 421 00:19:04,647 --> 00:19:06,602 Okay, don't want to ruffle any feathers, 422 00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:09,068 seeing how this is my first Christmas as a family member. 423 00:19:09,069 --> 00:19:11,503 Hey, you been dating Victoria for four months. 424 00:19:11,504 --> 00:19:13,988 It took me three years to get one lousy ornament. 425 00:19:13,989 --> 00:19:15,841 Yeah, you got to do your time, like we did. 426 00:19:15,842 --> 00:19:17,415 Besides, nobody's getting anything else 427 00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:19,541 until I get my Midnight Mass pancakes. 428 00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:20,923 You don't go to Mass. 429 00:19:20,924 --> 00:19:23,347 Which is why we can have the pancakes at 9:00. 430 00:19:23,348 --> 00:19:25,433 See, you can't just come in here and start deciding. 431 00:19:25,434 --> 00:19:27,489 We're a democratic household. 432 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,640 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD www.addic7ed.com/