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Would you look at all
these credit card charges?
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I thought we agreed to
cut down on our spending.
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I didn't agree.
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I said I thought
it was a good idea, okay?
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And I still do.
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Why do you need to
buy all this stuff?
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It's Christmas.
Don't be such a Scrooge.
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Well, since when is it my job to
make sure everybody has a gift?
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Carl, let's go!
Shake a leg!
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Yeah.
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We'll just get some
coffee for the road.
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Traffic's gonna
be a bitch.
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Should we take the Eisenhower?
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Uh, you know, I was
thinking surface streets.
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Yeah, that's a good plan.
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One drop of snow,
people start driving
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like idiots.
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Okay, fellas, dinner's at 6:00.
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Don't be late.
Ham waits for no one.
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You got it, my dear.
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All right, let's hit it.
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You look a little skinny
from behind there.
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You lost some weight?
Eh, I'm trying.
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* La, la-ba-dee-da *
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* La,
la-ba-dee-da *
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* For the first time
in my life *
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* I see love *
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* I see love *
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* For the first time
in my life *
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* I see love *
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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What is it with this song?
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Feels like it's on
a constant loop.
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'Cause it is.
It's Molly's favorite.
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Which means it's all
of our favorites.
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Well, at a certain point,
it's no longer festive.
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It's-it's psychological torture.
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I'd turn it back on
before Molly decks your balls
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and roasts your chestnuts.
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How come it's always
about what she wants?
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Well... I like Christmas, too.
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Oh, is this about cooking
your stupid seven fish?
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Well, not just that.
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But what harm would it do?
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It would make the house stink
like seven fish.
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And that, to me,
is what Christmas smells like.
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Hey...
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Not that I'm angry, but, uh,
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who bought
the wrong popcorn balls, huh?
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Was that...?
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They were out of the
ones you usually get.
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Oh.
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And you looked everywhere?
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No, ma'am.
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That's okay.
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That's okay.
You know who's gonna love 'em?
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The birds.
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'Cause they don't
care that they're ugly.
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Oh...
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Oh, how are the cookies?
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They're coming along nicely.
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Oh...
What do you think?
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Wha...?
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Two buttons
for a gingerbread man.
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Hmm. Ah.
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Three seemed
like overkill.
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Oh, we must have been
overkilling it
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for the last 30 years.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Add another button.
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Oh, look at that.
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Oh! This... This, yes...
This, this, this.
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Oh, that just...
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That just feels better, right?
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Yeah.
Am I right?
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Oh, good job. Hey...
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Who turned off the music?
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Huh?
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* Mele Kalikimaka *
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Everybody.
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* Is the thing to say *
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Everybody!
* On a bright Hawaiian *
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* Christmas Day *
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* Mele Kalikimaka *
* That's the island greeting *
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* That we send to you
from the land... *
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I get having
a few holiday rituals,
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but there's a fine line
between tradition and fascism.
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- What's that?
- Nothing.
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* The sun to shine by day
and all the stars at night *
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* Mele Kalikimaka
is Hawaii's way *
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* To say
Merry Christmas to you... *
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...reindeer for your brother,
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but, you know,
it never hurts to ask.
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Okay, let's pick
it up, Jingles.
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We got a long line
of wonderful children
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and a ham waiting at home.
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You got it, Santa.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho!
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And who do we have here?
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Well, this is Katie, Santa.
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She's in Girl Scouts,
she likes unicorns,
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her favorite food
is banana pancakes.
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She's got a Chihuahua dog
named Nacho,
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and she's allergic to soy
and, apparently, walnuts.
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Just need the name, Jingles,
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not her complete
medical history.
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So, Katie, have you been
a good girl this year?
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Yes.
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Well, why don't you
whisper in Santa's ear
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and tell me what you
want for Christmas,
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while Jingles gets
you a nice gift?
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So many to choose from.
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Is this the perfect one
for Katie?
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No.
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Is this the perfect one
for Katie?
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No.
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Is this the perfect one
for Katie?
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Pick one!
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All right, Katie, here you go.
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The perfect gift.
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Ho, ho, ho.
How about that?
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Thank you, Santa.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho.
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Jingles, a-a-a word.
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Ho, ho, ho!
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What the hell are you doing?
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We should have been done
an hour ago.
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Well, I can't help it if there's
a bigger turnout this year.
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For the under-eight crowd,
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your lap is the place
to be and be seen.
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Yeah, well, I'd like
to be seen before New Year's.
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Can we pick up
the pace, please?
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All right, you got it.
Thank you. Thank you.
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All right, kids.
Ho, ho. Ho, ho.
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All right, kids, we got
to speed it up a little.
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Santa's got things
to do tonight.
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We've got his reindeer
all gassed up and ready to fly.
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You do know his reindeer,
don't you?
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* You got Dasher and Dancer
and Prancer and Vixen *
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* You got Comet, you got Cupid,
you got Donner *
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* You got Blitzen! *
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* Mele Kalikimaka
is the thing to say *
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* On a bright... *
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Oh, look at this.
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Remember?
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We got this at Navy Pier.
Oh.
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1989... Remember we used all our
Skee-Ball tickets to get it?
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Yup, that ornament
only cost me $49
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and a boob flash to the carny.
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Ah-ah, ah-ah...!
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Where are you putting that?
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On the tree?
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Well, I know that. I just...
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Don't you think it might
be better over on this side,
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so when the sun comes in
in the morning, kind of...?
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Here.
Oh, well, okay.
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I am never running an errand
on Christmas Eve again.
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It's like a holly-jolly
end of days out there.
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It wasn't a total loss, though.
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I found my first contribution
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to the Flynn family
Christmas tree.
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Santa in the outhouse.
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Aw...!
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Aw, look at him
sitting on the pot.
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That is adorable.
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It really humanizes him,
doesn't it?
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Wait. Best part.
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Ho, ho... Whoa!
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Where should I hang it?
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No, no, no. You're not hanging
a toilet on my tree.
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Oh, I forgot. Your tree,
the way you want it.
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What about the rest of us?
Don't we get a say?
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I don't see anybody
else complaining.
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'Cause they're too scared.
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Oh, really?
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We are a little scared of you.
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Well, how... how... how am
I possibly a scary person?
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Christmas lives
in my soul.
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It'll slide
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- right in here next to the clay cactus.
- No, don't touch...
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Oh, no.
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What have you done?
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I-I'm... I'm sorry.
I-I...
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Don't touch it!
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It was an accident.
I'll get her a new one.
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You can't replace that one.
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She made it with her dad.
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Ah, geez.
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Now that's a Yule log.
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Ah... there you are.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, that breeze is blowing
right up my elf skirt.
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Jack Frost is nipping at
a whole lot more than my nose.
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Why couldn't Ramirez
load the truck?
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Well, he was gonna, but
I sent him home to his family.
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What about my family?
I got one, too.
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Well, in the spirit
of the season,
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I didn't think about you.
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Yeah, you never seem to.
You do this every year.
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You volunteer me for all this
stuff without even asking.
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You love being Santa.
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This isn't being Santa.
This is being the UPS guy.
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I should have switched
to a brown outfit.
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You don't think
Santa loaded his sleigh?
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No, he doesn't.
That's why he owns elves.
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Owns elves?! What the hell
is that supposed to mean?
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What was that?
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Probably some kids
screwing around.
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Hey, you kids,
I know you're having fun,
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but Santa's still back here!
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Are you kidding me?
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Our truck's getting jacked!
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Ow!
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Oh, quit using
that elf voice!
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I'm not. I feel on a Rubik's Cube!
Aah!
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00:10:04,315 --> 00:10:08,053
Okay, okay. I've been tracking
our driving pattern in my head.
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We've taken one left turn,
two rights,
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and I think we passed
a sewage plant
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or you passed a sewage plant.
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Just give me your phone
so I can call this in.
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Mine's back
at the community center.
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00:10:19,799 --> 00:10:22,167
Look at me... tell me where
I got room for a phone.
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No phones, no guns, no badges.
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What are we gonna do
when those guys open that door?
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All right, let's just see where
we are in terms of weapons.
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00:10:28,975 --> 00:10:31,844
Okay, all right,
we got some Hulk fists.
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Ah. Ah.
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Some Nerf nunchucks.
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Boom. Etch A Sketch.
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Great. If we get a peek at 'em,
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you'll be able to knob out
a composite.
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Hey, I'm just taking inventory
of our resources.
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Pardon me
if my training kicks in.
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They don't know
that we're unarmed.
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So I say we identify ourselves
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and tell 'em backup's
on the way.
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Okay.
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Pull over! Pull over right now!
Chicago PD!
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00:11:02,212 --> 00:11:04,309
Okay. Just be cool.
Follow my lead.
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00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:05,878
Is somebody back there?
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00:11:05,879 --> 00:11:08,146
Chicago PD!
You are under arrest!
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00:11:08,147 --> 00:11:09,882
Open this back door,
lay on the ground,
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00:11:09,883 --> 00:11:11,984
put your hands
behind your head!
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00:11:11,985 --> 00:11:15,921
Yeah, I don't think so.
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00:11:15,922 --> 00:11:18,290
You don't want to make this
any worse than it already is!
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00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:21,026
Yeah, 'cause you're looking
at grand theft, kidnapping,
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and-and not coming
to a full stop at a stop sign.
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You think I didn't feel that?!
250
00:11:26,466 --> 00:11:28,433
You guys are really
scaring us back there,
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all locked up and not being
able to do anything about it.
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00:11:31,971 --> 00:11:33,739
Instead of dealing
with all this,
253
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maybe we should just drive
the truck into the lake.
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They make good points.
255
00:11:38,011 --> 00:11:40,212
Believe me, you don't
want to do that!
256
00:11:40,213 --> 00:11:41,213
Why not?
257
00:11:41,214 --> 00:11:43,515
Because...
258
00:11:43,516 --> 00:11:47,953
I will be very
disappointed in you!
259
00:11:47,954 --> 00:11:50,155
I'm warning you guys,
this is your last chance!
260
00:11:50,156 --> 00:11:53,358
Let us out of here now!
261
00:11:53,359 --> 00:11:55,560
Hello?
262
00:11:57,196 --> 00:11:59,131
I think they left us
in here, Carl.
263
00:11:59,132 --> 00:12:02,534
Look, I'm not saying
this is your fault, but...
264
00:12:02,535 --> 00:12:05,403
you are a horrible negotiator.
265
00:12:11,477 --> 00:12:13,378
How's the patient?
266
00:12:13,379 --> 00:12:15,080
Oh, doesn't look good.
267
00:12:15,081 --> 00:12:16,281
Aw, honey.
268
00:12:16,282 --> 00:12:18,283
It never did.
269
00:12:18,284 --> 00:12:21,954
Maybe 'cause I was six
when I made it.
270
00:12:21,955 --> 00:12:25,223
I never understood,
why a cactus?
271
00:12:25,224 --> 00:12:26,592
No...
272
00:12:26,593 --> 00:12:28,427
It was supposed to be...
273
00:12:28,428 --> 00:12:30,028
me and Dad's stockings.
274
00:12:30,029 --> 00:12:33,131
But we put them
too close together in the oven,
275
00:12:33,132 --> 00:12:36,735
and hence,
the Christmas cactus was born.
276
00:12:36,736 --> 00:12:41,106
That man
loved Christmas.
277
00:12:41,107 --> 00:12:45,310
I know that's why you get
so nuts this time of year.
278
00:12:45,311 --> 00:12:49,381
That's also why
we put up with it.
279
00:12:49,382 --> 00:12:52,718
I guess I just think if we...
280
00:12:52,719 --> 00:12:56,221
keep doing things the way
we always have, it's...
281
00:12:56,222 --> 00:12:59,257
kind of like he's still here.
282
00:12:59,258 --> 00:13:02,660
He is.
283
00:13:11,804 --> 00:13:15,239
You know,
Vince thinks you hate him.
284
00:13:16,075 --> 00:13:19,076
Yeah?
285
00:13:19,946 --> 00:13:22,381
Molly.
286
00:13:23,716 --> 00:13:25,784
Let me feel my feelings.
287
00:13:25,785 --> 00:13:26,852
All right.
288
00:13:26,853 --> 00:13:28,487
But when you're done
doing that,
289
00:13:28,488 --> 00:13:31,123
you go apologize.
290
00:13:31,124 --> 00:13:33,091
Okay, but...
291
00:13:33,092 --> 00:13:35,761
that's his present.
292
00:13:35,762 --> 00:13:37,162
That's fine.
293
00:13:37,163 --> 00:13:39,330
I don't think
he got you anything either.
294
00:13:42,669 --> 00:13:44,836
Hello?! Anybody!
295
00:13:44,837 --> 00:13:47,239
Chicago PD! Open up!
296
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:48,974
Why do you keep telling
people we're cops?
297
00:13:48,975 --> 00:13:50,909
I thought you wanted someone
to come help us.
298
00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:51,943
Agh...
299
00:13:51,944 --> 00:13:54,146
Here we go.
300
00:13:54,147 --> 00:13:56,882
Maybe what we need
is a little amplification.
301
00:13:56,883 --> 00:13:59,651
* Hello *
302
00:13:59,652 --> 00:14:02,187
* Help, help *
303
00:14:02,188 --> 00:14:05,557
* Anybody out there? *
304
00:14:05,558 --> 00:14:08,193
Oh, man! I always wanted
one of these things.
305
00:14:08,194 --> 00:14:09,461
If you haven't gotten
my present yet...
306
00:14:09,462 --> 00:14:11,430
* This is what I really want *
307
00:14:11,431 --> 00:14:12,831
Would you knock it off?!
308
00:14:12,832 --> 00:14:14,633
I should be home by now.
309
00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:16,735
It wasn't enough we did
our Santa-elf routine.
310
00:14:16,736 --> 00:14:18,970
You had to sign us
up for truck duty, too?
311
00:14:18,971 --> 00:14:20,305
I was just trying to help.
312
00:14:20,306 --> 00:14:21,907
Help what, your ego?
313
00:14:21,908 --> 00:14:23,775
No, man. It's Christmas.
I know,
314
00:14:23,776 --> 00:14:26,445
but why do you have
to go overboard every year?
315
00:14:26,446 --> 00:14:28,613
Well, I'm just trying to do my
part, just trying to give back.
316
00:14:28,614 --> 00:14:29,715
Well, when is it enough?
317
00:14:29,716 --> 00:14:30,982
When every kid gets a toy.
318
00:14:30,983 --> 00:14:32,284
Well, that's impossible.
319
00:14:32,285 --> 00:14:34,586
Well, maybe it is,
but I'm still gonna keep trying.
320
00:14:34,587 --> 00:14:37,155
No, you got no idea
how big this is for a kid
321
00:14:37,156 --> 00:14:39,890
who doesn't think he's gonna
get anything for Christmas.
322
00:14:41,194 --> 00:14:43,528
You?
323
00:14:43,529 --> 00:14:46,865
Yeah, the year before
my mom left me with my grandma,
324
00:14:46,866 --> 00:14:49,000
we spent Christmas
in a shelter.
325
00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:53,739
The police toy drive, man,
they put a GI Joe in my hand.
326
00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:55,974
We've been
doing this for eight years.
327
00:14:55,975 --> 00:14:57,309
You never told me that?
328
00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:59,411
Well, it's not something
I like to talk about.
329
00:14:59,412 --> 00:15:01,213
But I'm not
ashamed of it, either.
330
00:15:01,214 --> 00:15:02,714
I just want
those kids to know
331
00:15:02,715 --> 00:15:05,083
that there's somebody
out here that cares.
332
00:15:05,084 --> 00:15:08,754
Well, now I feel like an ass.
333
00:15:08,755 --> 00:15:10,388
It's okay.
334
00:15:10,389 --> 00:15:14,392
* I'm used to you being one. *
335
00:15:15,962 --> 00:15:17,395
Is somebody in there?!
336
00:15:17,396 --> 00:15:21,232
Y-Yeah! Open the door!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
337
00:15:24,704 --> 00:15:26,938
You kids saved our butts.
338
00:15:26,939 --> 00:15:28,206
Santa...?!
339
00:15:28,207 --> 00:15:30,142
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
340
00:15:30,143 --> 00:15:31,143
Hello, children.
341
00:15:31,144 --> 00:15:34,946
Do any of you have
a cell phone?
342
00:15:34,947 --> 00:15:38,150
No. That's what
I asked you for.
343
00:15:38,151 --> 00:15:40,452
Sorry, kids,
we can't talk right now.
344
00:15:40,453 --> 00:15:42,821
Santa's in a big rush to get home.
Jingles,
345
00:15:42,822 --> 00:15:44,956
Santa always has time
for the children.
346
00:15:44,957 --> 00:15:47,058
And what's wrong
with your voice?
347
00:15:47,059 --> 00:15:49,194
Sorry, Santa, but, uh,
348
00:15:49,195 --> 00:15:50,862
thought you needed
to get a move on.
349
00:15:50,863 --> 00:15:52,464
Don't be silly.
350
00:15:52,465 --> 00:15:54,166
Now, I'll hand
out these toys
351
00:15:54,167 --> 00:15:57,369
while you go find a phone
and call in a 10-31.
352
00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:59,704
I'm on it, Santa.
353
00:15:59,705 --> 00:16:02,207
Uh, y-you know what?
I-I might take those nunchucks.
354
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,542
This neighborhood looks
a little sketchy.
355
00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:07,945
Ho, ho, ho!
356
00:16:17,123 --> 00:16:18,123
Vince?
357
00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:20,191
Yes?
358
00:16:21,394 --> 00:16:22,494
I don't hate you.
359
00:16:22,495 --> 00:16:24,663
All right, have a good
Christmas.
360
00:16:24,664 --> 00:16:25,864
I'm so sorry!
361
00:16:25,865 --> 00:16:28,466
I should've never
touched your nice tree.
362
00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:29,668
I'm such a clumsy lug.
363
00:16:29,669 --> 00:16:31,136
I drop everything...
plates, lightbulbs,
364
00:16:31,137 --> 00:16:33,872
my nephew on his baptism.
365
00:16:33,873 --> 00:16:35,373
Seriously?
366
00:16:35,374 --> 00:16:36,508
Right into the holy water.
367
00:16:36,509 --> 00:16:39,144
He was gonna go in, anyway,
but still...
368
00:16:39,145 --> 00:16:43,548
Listen, I-I know I hold on to
these traditions kind of tight.
369
00:16:43,549 --> 00:16:44,816
Like an anaconda.
370
00:16:44,817 --> 00:16:46,117
But...
371
00:16:46,118 --> 00:16:49,120
I get it... you do a beautiful
Christmas every year.
372
00:16:49,121 --> 00:16:50,689
Thank you.
373
00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:52,190
I-It's just that,
374
00:16:52,191 --> 00:16:54,159
yeah, I've been around
375
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:57,462
for three Christmases now.
376
00:16:57,463 --> 00:17:00,699
I'm not trying
to replace anybody.
377
00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:02,533
I just...
378
00:17:04,337 --> 00:17:07,905
I don't want to feel like
a visitor anymore.
379
00:17:10,509 --> 00:17:13,578
Look, I-I'm sorry I haven't
been the most welcoming.
380
00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:15,046
You don't got
to apologize.
381
00:17:15,047 --> 00:17:16,481
Believe it or not,
I've found
382
00:17:16,482 --> 00:17:19,584
it takes people a while
to warm up to me.
383
00:17:19,585 --> 00:17:22,554
No... no...
384
00:17:22,555 --> 00:17:24,623
I just want you to know
I love your mom,
385
00:17:24,624 --> 00:17:27,258
and I think the world
of you girls.
386
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,716
Well...
387
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:32,951
you know, we're gonna have
388
00:17:32,952 --> 00:17:35,554
a lot of Christmases
ahead of us, so...
389
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,023
maybe it's time
we officially make you part
390
00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:40,592
of the Flynn family tradition.
391
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:41,860
Really?
392
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:42,994
On the tree?
393
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,963
Yep.
Where you can see it?
394
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,898
Okay, I'm not making
any promises.
395
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:50,101
There's a, there's a flow
to that tree.
396
00:17:50,102 --> 00:17:52,537
You've made me a very happy man.
397
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:55,240
Oh, let's save it
for next Christmas.
398
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,798
Damn it, I can't wait that long!
Come here.
399
00:18:07,452 --> 00:18:11,189
* Hark! The Herald Angels sing *
400
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:16,060
* Glory to the newborn king... *
401
00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:19,130
Okay, the Christmas ham
is finally served.
402
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:22,766
What took you guys so long?
403
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,869
Well, there were
a lot of kids this year.
404
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,504
A lot more than expected.
405
00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:27,972
Mm-hmm, and this man
wouldn't leave
406
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:29,874
until every last
one of them had a toy.
407
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,140
Did you see Vince's ornament?
408
00:18:33,141 --> 00:18:34,431
Front and center.
409
00:18:34,432 --> 00:18:37,070
It's Santa on the dumper.
410
00:18:37,071 --> 00:18:38,728
But don't press the button
while Molly's in the room.
411
00:18:38,729 --> 00:18:40,812
She doesn't think it's as funny
as the rest of the world.
412
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:46,668
I'm sorry, I just think that
Santa deserves some privacy.
413
00:18:46,669 --> 00:18:49,306
Hey, uh, does this mean
that I can get an ornament?
414
00:18:49,307 --> 00:18:50,582
No, that tree is perfect now.
415
00:18:50,583 --> 00:18:52,326
Why would you want
to add anything?
416
00:18:52,327 --> 00:18:53,475
It's got a nice flow.
417
00:18:54,751 --> 00:18:57,132
You know, while we're on
the topic of changing stuff,
418
00:18:57,133 --> 00:18:59,556
haven't you people ever heard
of Elf on the Shelf?
419
00:18:59,557 --> 00:19:02,448
No, the elfin folk are poorly
represented in this house.
420
00:19:03,374 --> 00:19:04,646
They creep me out.
421
00:19:04,647 --> 00:19:06,602
Okay, don't want
to ruffle any feathers,
422
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:09,068
seeing how this is my first
Christmas as a family member.
423
00:19:09,069 --> 00:19:11,503
Hey, you been dating Victoria
for four months.
424
00:19:11,504 --> 00:19:13,988
It took me three years
to get one lousy ornament.
425
00:19:13,989 --> 00:19:15,841
Yeah, you got to do your time,
like we did.
426
00:19:15,842 --> 00:19:17,415
Besides, nobody's getting
anything else
427
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:19,541
until I get my
Midnight Mass pancakes.
428
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:20,923
You don't go to Mass.
429
00:19:20,924 --> 00:19:23,347
Which is why we can have
the pancakes at 9:00.
430
00:19:23,348 --> 00:19:25,433
See, you can't just come in here
and start deciding.
431
00:19:25,434 --> 00:19:27,489
We're a democratic household.
432
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,640
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