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Previously on Mike & Molly...
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Look at you,
writing again.
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Yeah, new story.
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About a young girl
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coming of age
on a hardscrabble farm
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at the base
of the Mudlick mountains.
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Mudlick? Th-That's weird.
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My mom grew up
on a farm in Mudlick.
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Oh, no!
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I have to see
Mudlick for myself.
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When Hemingway
wrote about Paris,
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he walked those streets.
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It's what made it authentic.
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You know, she still has a sister
down in Mudlick.
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No! I didn't
know that.
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See, that's the kind of stuff
I'm hoping to dig into
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when I drag her down there.
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Here she is.
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Rosie?
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You slut! I'll kill you!
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Why didn't you ever call me?
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Why do you think?
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I was wracked with guilt.
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I was so stupid.
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You were 16.
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And stupid.
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You know my mom
hates drop-bys.
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It's not a drop-by.
It's a check-in.
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We haven't heard from
her in two days. Or...
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...we haven't
heard from her in two days.
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See? It's all in the way you
look at it.
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Since when are you so
worried about my mom?
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Since we're a month
behind on our book.
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After we're done writing,
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then let the postman
find her carcass.
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Wow.
Or...
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...then let
the postman find her carcass.
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There you are.
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What do you want?
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Uh, we're just
checking in on you.
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We don't need
to come in.
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Good.
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Uh...
See?
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She's still alive.
Let's go.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Did you hear that
music playing in there?
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Yeah. So?
She hates music.
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Unless it's coming
out of a pipe organ,
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she calls it "ear rape."
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Well, she uses that word a lot
when she really shouldn't.
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There's something
going on in there.
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Come on, Scooby-Doo,
let's not meddle.
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No... Is it a fella?
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Do you think she has
a fella in there?
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We have a book to finish.
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I don't have time for her
to go tom-catting around.
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"Fella?" "Tom-catting""
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You are spending too much
time with the elderly.
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What?
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Listen, Peggy,
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when we're done with the book,
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you can pitch woo with as many
gentleman callers as you'd like.
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But right now,
we got work to do.
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What are you talking about?
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Molly thinks you
got a guy in there.
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Who is it, Margaret?
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No judgment, Ma.
Have a nice time.
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Rosemary!
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Mike, this is
my sister, Rosemary.
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Rosemary,
your nephew, Mike.
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All right, good night.
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Aw, how about that?
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I finally got
to meet my aunt.
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* La, la-Ba-Dee-da *
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* La,
la-Ba-Dee-da *
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* For the first time
in my life *
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* I see love *
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* I see love *
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* For the first time
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* I see love *
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And here's your cousin Colby.
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Only one of my six
who made it out of Mudlick.
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Lives in Plattsville,
five miles up the road.
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Hard to resist
the pull of a big city.
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Oh, I just can't
get over you.
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You got that chiseled jaw
and strong shoulders
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just like your grandma.
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Really?
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All my mom ever told me
about my shoulders
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is they almost killed her
on the way out.
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It was like giving birth
to a 14-pound biplane.
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I bet you were
a roly-poly lump of lovin'.
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I guess, yeah.
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Peggy, why didn't you tell us
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that Rosemary was coming
for a visit?
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I just wanted to make sure
she and I could both stand
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to be in the
same room together.
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Let the alphas sniff
each other's behinds
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before we let the rest
of the pack in.
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So, is everything...
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smelling okay?
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Well, the few whiffs we've had
have been downright pleasant.
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Oh, yeah.
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We were just playing records
and talking about old times.
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Remember seeing Patsy
Cline at the State Fair?
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I never went to the State Fair.
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Oh, that's right.
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Daddy just took me.
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You must have
been too young.
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Too young for rides
and cotton candy?
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Oh!
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Oh, there she is
after all these years.
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"Little Peggy
cries a lot.
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Always wants what
she don't got""
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I love that!
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You know, that it rhymes.
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All that's in the past.
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I'm just thankful I finally
got to meet this big, sweet
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honey bear!
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Oh!
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Wow, Molly,
now that's a hug.
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- You got to get in on this.
- I know.
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I had one in Mudlick.
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It's like rolling
in a pile of puppies.
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Oh, get in here!
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Oh!
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I'm good.
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When I met Aunt Rosemary,
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there was
an immediate connection.
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It's like we always
knew each other.
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I've never felt that way
about another person.
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Really?
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No one else?
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Ah, Carl.
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You just be careful with
this so-called aunt.
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What are you talking about?
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The only long-lost relative that
I ever came into contact with
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was some shady cousin
who wanted my kidney.
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She's not like that.
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Oh, you say that now,
but wait until you wake up
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in the middle of the night
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and she's drawing on your
stomach with a magic marker.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Aunt Rosemary is sweet,
caring, understanding.
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And her hugs... oh.
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Nothing like hugging my mom.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I hugged
your mom before.
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Like squeezing
a scarecrow.
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At least a scarecrow's warm
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from spending all day
in the sun.
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I just can't believe
those two women are sisters.
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Hey, what are you guys
talking about?
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Ah, I finally got
to meet my mother's sister.
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Does she want a kidney?
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No!
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my aunt is so loving
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it makes me wonder
how I would've turned out
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- if I was raised by her.
- Mm.
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See, now, that's classic
nature versus nurture.
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Now, are you are who you
are because of genetics,
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or are you the product
of your surroundings?
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See, I think
with a loving mother,
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he would have been
more confident.
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And more successful.
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Certainly thinner.
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And definitely better friends.
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Very snippy.
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See, that's learned
behavior right there.
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You know,
maybe for our vacation,
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we should go down to Mudlick.
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Mm, yeah, no.
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I've been there.
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It's not just a pretty name.
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So get this.
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I'm in the squad car today,
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and my cell phone rings.
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It's my mom's number,
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so I immediately get
that pit in my stomach.
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Ooh, the "Peggy pit," yeah.
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So I start thinking of excuses,
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you know, to cut the call short:
bad reception,
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or in the middle
of chasing an illegal.
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Ooh, that's a good one.
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Hitting her in the sweet spot.
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Yeah, but I didn't need to.
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Turns out it was
my Aunt Rosemary,
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just calling to say hi.
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No guilt trips,
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no complaining
about the neighbors.
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Just wanted to know
how my day was going.
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That is so nice.
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I know!
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D-Don't get me wrong,
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I love my mother,
blah, blah, blah.
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But can you
imagine growing up
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with a mom
like Rosemary?
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I tried. It's too painful.
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I didn't want to say
anything, but I snuck out
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and had coffee with her
this morning.
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Why didn't you call me?
You were at work.
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I'm sure we could've found
a crime nearby.
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I just wanted
to give her
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a few chapters of me
and Peggy's book to read.
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You know, get a fresh
view on Mudlick
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from a current
Mudlicker.
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I'll bet she'll love it.
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She'll tell you
you did a wonderful job,
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and if people don't like it,
they're just jealous.
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God, I wish I heard
that growing up.
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All I got was "find out if
your teacher thinks I'm hot""
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Hi, Peggy.
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What are you
doing here?
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Oh, we were just in
the neighborhood,
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thought we'd stop
and see Aunt Rosemary.
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And you.
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'Cause you're here, too.
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You didn't call ahead,
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so no warning, no bra,
no complaints.
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No problem, no looking.
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Oh, hey, Molly.
Hey!
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There's my sweet nephew.
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Oh! Ooh!
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Ooh, we're stuck.
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I can't let go.
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I don't know what
we're gonna do.
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I guess we'll just
have to keep hugging!
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All right, break it up.
This ain't France.
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Oh, thank you
for letting me read this.
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Some very interesting things
in here.
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In where?
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I gave her the last few
chapters of our book.
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What'd you do that for?
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Well, it might be
your life story, Peggy,
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but she lived it, too.
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I'm sorry, dear,
but I didn't live any of this.
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And you didn't
either, Peggy.
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What are you
talking about?
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Every word in
there is true.
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Oh, nonsense.
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You make it out
like we were raised in hell
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by the Devil himself.
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That farm was my hell.
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All I know
is you'll never be happy
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if you only look
at the negative in things.
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I see what I see.
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At least I'm not some Pollyanna
living in denial.
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All right, ladies,
let's not argue.
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Yeah, let's just go put on our
bras and have a nice visit.
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Look, if you want
to blame the world
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for how you turned out,
that's your business.
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But based on what I read, we
grew up in two different houses.
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So I'm a liar?
No.
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You're bitter and spiteful,
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and you have no one to blame
for who you are but yourself.
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Get out!
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Peggy.
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Happy to.
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00:09:39,562 --> 00:09:41,495
What is wrong with you?
261
00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:42,965
Only you could manage
to throw the nicest woman
262
00:09:42,966 --> 00:09:44,265
in the world out of your house.
263
00:09:44,267 --> 00:09:47,002
If she's so wonderful,
why don't you join her?
264
00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,337
Ugh, alienate everybody, Ma.
265
00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,605
That's why all your stories end
with you alone.
266
00:09:50,606 --> 00:09:52,808
I'm gonna go help her pack;
she can stay with us.
267
00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:54,376
Come on.
268
00:09:54,377 --> 00:09:57,979
Peggy, you don't want
your sister to leave.
269
00:09:57,980 --> 00:09:59,648
She's not my sister.
270
00:09:59,649 --> 00:10:01,582
I don't have a sister anymore.
271
00:10:05,453 --> 00:10:07,955
You go see if she's okay.
272
00:10:11,826 --> 00:10:14,028
I get it.
273
00:10:26,377 --> 00:10:29,013
More fresh biscuits.
274
00:10:29,014 --> 00:10:30,948
Who's ready?
275
00:10:30,949 --> 00:10:33,449
I'd love to,
but sadly I'm full.
276
00:10:35,252 --> 00:10:38,455
Oh, wait, it was just the table
cinching my stomach.
277
00:10:38,456 --> 00:10:40,623
I got room.
278
00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:44,561
No offense, Mom,
but I did not realize until now
279
00:10:44,562 --> 00:10:46,063
what a horrible
cook you are.
280
00:10:46,064 --> 00:10:47,364
Oh...
281
00:10:47,365 --> 00:10:48,732
none taken.
282
00:10:48,733 --> 00:10:50,634
Rosemary, I know
this is sudden,
283
00:10:50,635 --> 00:10:53,569
but will you marry us?
284
00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:56,406
I'd get down on one knee,
but at this point
285
00:10:56,407 --> 00:10:59,175
I don't think I'd be able
to get back up again.
286
00:10:59,177 --> 00:11:01,878
That's flattering,
but the only threesome I know
287
00:11:01,879 --> 00:11:05,015
that ever worked were
the Father, Son and Holy Ghost.
288
00:11:05,016 --> 00:11:07,883
Let's agree to disagree.
289
00:11:10,854 --> 00:11:12,289
Mike, come on.
290
00:11:12,290 --> 00:11:14,825
I just think it would be a good
idea if you made up with her.
291
00:11:14,826 --> 00:11:16,293
She's your mother.
292
00:11:16,294 --> 00:11:18,595
Oh, no, you're just trying to
throw me into the lion's den
293
00:11:18,596 --> 00:11:20,797
so she doesn't
eat you alive.
294
00:11:20,798 --> 00:11:23,099
Yes!
295
00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,434
She's miserable
even when she's happy.
296
00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:27,537
Look, I could spend all
day worrying about her,
297
00:11:27,538 --> 00:11:30,540
or I can enjoy the day
getting to know my aunt.
298
00:11:30,541 --> 00:11:33,510
One is causing me grief,
one is making me pancakes.
299
00:11:33,511 --> 00:11:36,212
It ain't exactly
Sophie's Choice.
300
00:11:36,213 --> 00:11:38,747
Vince, tap out! I'm up!
301
00:11:43,319 --> 00:11:45,388
Maybe we should start going
over some of the stuff
302
00:11:45,389 --> 00:11:46,723
we've already written.
303
00:11:46,724 --> 00:11:49,459
You know, just make sure
it still rings true.
304
00:11:49,460 --> 00:11:51,895
So you think I'm a liar, too.
305
00:11:51,896 --> 00:11:53,596
Wha...?
306
00:11:53,597 --> 00:11:54,831
No, I don't.
307
00:11:54,832 --> 00:11:56,900
But memory is
a funny thing.
308
00:11:56,901 --> 00:11:58,934
You know, last week,
I could've sworn
309
00:11:58,936 --> 00:12:00,870
that I pulled that nozzle
out of the gas tank
310
00:12:00,871 --> 00:12:02,372
before I drove away.
311
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:03,640
And then I get home,
312
00:12:03,641 --> 00:12:07,243
and I see ten feet of hose
dangling from my car,
313
00:12:07,244 --> 00:12:11,546
and I had to tell myself,
"I may have remembered wrong."
314
00:12:12,582 --> 00:12:16,318
Hey, you may be an idiot,
but I'm not a liar.
315
00:12:18,121 --> 00:12:19,822
You know, I'm trying
to help you here.
316
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,157
You make it very hard.
317
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,925
I don't need help
from anybody.
318
00:12:22,926 --> 00:12:25,194
Let's just finish the damn book
and be done with it.
319
00:12:25,195 --> 00:12:26,896
Fine.
This is my story.
320
00:12:26,897 --> 00:12:28,531
I know what went on
in that house.
321
00:12:28,532 --> 00:12:30,199
You lived it.
Exactly.
322
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:33,336
Let's just forget about
Rosemary and get writing.
323
00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:34,737
Great.
324
00:12:34,738 --> 00:12:37,239
Rosemary was always
the perfect one.
325
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,941
Always said
the right thing,
326
00:12:38,942 --> 00:12:39,909
got good grades.
327
00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:41,544
You know what it's like
to grow up
328
00:12:41,545 --> 00:12:43,812
in the shadow
of a sister like that?
329
00:12:45,081 --> 00:12:47,348
I kind of am that sister.
330
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,120
Maybe I was to blame.
331
00:12:51,121 --> 00:12:53,856
I never made it easy
for people to love me.
332
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:56,525
Daddy said I was born sour.
333
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,994
I guess he was right.
334
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,396
You're not sour.
335
00:13:00,397 --> 00:13:04,433
You're... tangy.
336
00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:05,768
Don't sugarcoat it.
337
00:13:05,769 --> 00:13:07,636
I'm a big pain in the ass.
338
00:13:07,637 --> 00:13:10,505
Nobody wants
to be around that.
339
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:21,283
Ah, I got to stop
feeling sorry for myself.
340
00:13:21,284 --> 00:13:22,784
We got a book
to write.
341
00:13:22,785 --> 00:13:27,189
You know what, if it helps,
I do believe you.
342
00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:28,557
Thanks.
343
00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,057
It doesn't.
344
00:13:32,494 --> 00:13:35,029
There's that tang!
345
00:13:42,771 --> 00:13:44,039
Watch his cowlick.
346
00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,108
That thing loves to pop
up like a prairie dog.
347
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,411
You know, we're supposed
to spend the day together,
348
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:50,946
not run my errands.
349
00:13:50,947 --> 00:13:52,914
Oh, honey, this
is a joy for me.
350
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:56,218
Taking care of my nephew,
seeing where he works.
351
00:13:56,219 --> 00:13:57,953
Boy, they sure did love you
down at the precinct.
352
00:13:57,954 --> 00:13:59,121
The captain of the SWAT team
353
00:13:59,122 --> 00:14:01,523
wants your recipe
for snickerdoodles.
354
00:14:01,524 --> 00:14:04,326
I can't believe all those boys
thought I was your mother.
355
00:14:04,327 --> 00:14:08,196
I look nothing like her.
356
00:14:08,197 --> 00:14:11,333
Well, I think the confusion is
that they've never met her.
357
00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:13,234
Ten years on the force,
358
00:14:13,235 --> 00:14:15,537
and you never brought Peggy
to see where you work?
359
00:14:15,538 --> 00:14:17,706
Well, they like me there;
I don't want to mess that up.
360
00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:20,475
You know,
it's a shame it took us
361
00:14:20,476 --> 00:14:22,644
all these years to
finally connect.
362
00:14:22,645 --> 00:14:24,612
Yeah, you'd think Mom could have
swallowed her pride
363
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,948
and took me down there
to meet you just once.
364
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,616
Well, don't be
too hard on her.
365
00:14:28,617 --> 00:14:31,352
She's always
been stubborn.
366
00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:32,987
And holds a grudge, too.
367
00:14:32,988 --> 00:14:34,422
A lady at church
made the mistake
368
00:14:34,423 --> 00:14:36,157
of buying the same hat
as her.
369
00:14:36,158 --> 00:14:37,959
She glared at her every Sunday
370
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,062
until that woman
became a Lutheran.
371
00:14:41,063 --> 00:14:43,064
Oh, I know all about
that side of her.
372
00:14:43,065 --> 00:14:45,733
The Christmas I got a bike,
she got sheets for her bed.
373
00:14:45,734 --> 00:14:47,568
You'd think
the world was ending.
374
00:14:47,569 --> 00:14:51,773
Well, um, sheets are kind of
a crappy Christmas present.
375
00:14:51,774 --> 00:14:54,075
Yeah, that's what
"Peggy cries-a-lot" said.
376
00:14:54,076 --> 00:14:55,576
Felt so sorry
for herself.
377
00:14:55,577 --> 00:14:58,246
If we hadn't ignored
her little pity party,
378
00:14:58,247 --> 00:15:01,048
it would've ruined Christmas
for everybody.
379
00:15:01,049 --> 00:15:04,318
Well, wasn't Christmas
kind of ruined for her?
380
00:15:04,319 --> 00:15:06,254
Well, it was her own fault.
381
00:15:06,255 --> 00:15:08,322
If she'd just smiled
every once in a while
382
00:15:08,323 --> 00:15:10,958
and appreciated
what she did have,
383
00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:12,927
maybe I wouldn't have
been the only one
384
00:15:12,928 --> 00:15:14,261
Daddy took to Patsy Cline
385
00:15:14,262 --> 00:15:17,497
or gave a horse to
for graduating grade school.
386
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:20,968
Well, that doesn't
seem exactly fair.
387
00:15:20,969 --> 00:15:23,604
Well, life ain't fair.
388
00:15:23,605 --> 00:15:25,606
That's what Daddy
always told Peggy.
389
00:15:25,607 --> 00:15:28,242
And if she ain't learned
that yet, she never will.
390
00:15:28,243 --> 00:15:30,244
That explains a lot.
391
00:15:30,245 --> 00:15:32,213
My goodness.
392
00:15:32,214 --> 00:15:36,082
With this buzz cut, you look
even more like your grandma.
393
00:15:38,953 --> 00:15:40,955
Peggy, don't get
down about today.
394
00:15:40,956 --> 00:15:43,691
Some days, you give
me 20 pages of gold,
395
00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:46,627
and, well, sometimes you...
396
00:15:46,628 --> 00:15:50,297
The point is, just don't get
too down about it.
397
00:15:50,298 --> 00:15:51,899
I'm not.
398
00:15:51,900 --> 00:15:53,433
I blame you.
399
00:15:55,903 --> 00:15:57,571
Hey.
400
00:15:57,572 --> 00:15:59,006
What do you want?
401
00:15:59,007 --> 00:16:01,608
To talk.
402
00:16:01,609 --> 00:16:03,744
Can you give us
a minute, sweetie?
403
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:05,512
Oh. Yeah, sure.
404
00:16:05,513 --> 00:16:08,414
I'll... I'll just be
in the kitchen.
405
00:16:09,883 --> 00:16:12,084
I am gonna listen. I just...
406
00:16:14,154 --> 00:16:16,956
I just want to be
up front about that.
407
00:16:20,727 --> 00:16:22,029
Listen, uh...
408
00:16:22,030 --> 00:16:24,698
I-I don't want to rehash
what happened last night.
409
00:16:24,699 --> 00:16:28,735
You mean where you backstabbed
me by siding with my sister?
410
00:16:28,736 --> 00:16:31,938
Yeah, that's the part
I didn't want to rehash.
411
00:16:31,939 --> 00:16:33,640
I saw how you were
with her.
412
00:16:33,641 --> 00:16:34,674
Ma...
413
00:16:34,675 --> 00:16:36,776
No, I get it.
414
00:16:36,777 --> 00:16:39,446
Rosemary's easy to love,
always has been.
415
00:16:39,447 --> 00:16:42,983
But we are who we are.
416
00:16:42,984 --> 00:16:45,118
It's not your fault.
No?
417
00:16:45,119 --> 00:16:47,787
Maybe it is,
but I don't care.
418
00:16:47,788 --> 00:16:51,291
I might be a tough
nasty piece of gristle,
419
00:16:51,292 --> 00:16:54,961
but whatever I was, whatever
I did, somehow it made you.
420
00:16:54,962 --> 00:16:57,496
And I wouldn't change that
for the world.
421
00:16:59,866 --> 00:17:01,867
Neither would I.
422
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,378
There you go,
now squeeze.
423
00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,013
I feel ridiculous.
424
00:17:17,317 --> 00:17:19,719
You'll get used to it.
425
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:22,722
Incoming!
426
00:17:34,050 --> 00:17:38,019
All right, and this
is our precinct room.
427
00:17:38,021 --> 00:17:39,388
Everybody, this
is my mother.
428
00:17:39,390 --> 00:17:41,157
Well, who was
the other lady?
429
00:17:41,158 --> 00:17:43,759
Like I said, this
is my mother.
430
00:17:43,761 --> 00:17:45,695
Hey.
431
00:17:45,696 --> 00:17:47,629
Which one's Kilpatrick?
432
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,165
He always gives me
the brush off
433
00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:51,300
when I call about
the hippie neighbors.
434
00:17:51,301 --> 00:17:54,302
Always parking their commie
Prius in front of my house.
435
00:17:54,304 --> 00:17:56,571
Uh, yeah, he-he's
got the day off.
436
00:17:57,406 --> 00:17:59,509
Nice to see you,
Mother Biggs.
437
00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:00,843
Hello, Carlton.
438
00:18:03,179 --> 00:18:05,081
Oh, somebody's
been practicing.
439
00:18:06,116 --> 00:18:08,883
Okay, it's not
a dance marathon.
440
00:18:08,885 --> 00:18:10,219
All right, we
should get going.
441
00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,887
We need to get you
your mug shot,
442
00:18:11,888 --> 00:18:14,289
and let you badger the drunks
down in the holding tank.
443
00:18:14,291 --> 00:18:16,191
You are good
to your mother.
444
00:18:19,085 --> 00:18:22,616
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