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Boy, you're up early.

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Oh, yeah, the ribs have
been acting fussy all night,

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so I got up at 4:00 and
I swaddled them in foil,

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and I've been checking their
temperature every couple hours,

5
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make sure they're not running hot.

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Oh, you're such a good daddy,

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taking care of your little meat babies.

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You nurture them the best you can,

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and if they fall, you
hope it's off the bone.

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I'm jealous that I'm not gonna
be able to join you and the guys

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for your little brunch.

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- Brunch? Men don't brunch.
- Oh.

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We watch sports, and then eat
ourselves into a beef coma.

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Oh. You want to hear about my exciting day?

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I'm gonna lock myself in
a room with your mother

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until we finish that book, or
until one of us ends up dead.

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I'd like to say my money's on you,

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but I know my mom.

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Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute.

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I still have ten minutes
before I have to leave.

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I guess we can do it,
but I'd have to pee first.

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I know. I'm talking about
just sitting and talking.

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For the whole ten minutes?

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Let's sit.

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Your mother is dragging
out this writing process.

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It's starting to feel
like it's never gonna end.

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- She's just so incred...
- Difficult?

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- Yeah, that, but...
- Crotchety?

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- Yes, but more than...
- Awful?

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Mike, can I finish my own sentence?

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Your mother's being incredibly obstinate.

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Does "obstinate" mean
difficult, crotchety and awful?

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Yes, actually, it does.

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I don't think you get

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what it's like working with your mother.

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You know, the first half hour,

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it's just a gripe session
about the neighbors.

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And then I got to sit there

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while she checks the dog for tumors.

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Then she checks herself.

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And then she asks me to check her.

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Welcome to the first 18 years of my life.

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It's just so frustrating.

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Oh, I mean, you signed on for this.

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But you're almost done, so just suck it up.

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"Suck it up"?

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Well, you wanted my advice.

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No, I didn't. I'm just talking to you.

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Okay, but we talked. I gave a solution.

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How much longer do we need to sit here?

51
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Wow. I didn't realize talking
to your wife is such a chore.

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No, it... it's just, you don't
need the whole ten minutes

53
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to tell me what kind of hell you're in.

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You had me at "working with my mother."

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Okay, you know what? Don't worry about me.

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Just go back to your little ribs.

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Oh, come on, what are
you getting so mad about?

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I listened to you whine about
my mom, and I'm the bad guy?

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Oh, I'm whining? Is that what I'm doing?

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I was gonna say something else,
but you hate that "B" word.

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You know what? Some days, you
really suck at being a husband.

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This is on you!

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I told you we should have just had sex!

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Boy, you better put "cooking ribs"

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on a list of things you have mastered.

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Along with the seven-minute nap

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and opening a beer bottle
with your eye socket.

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Only twist tops, but thank you.

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Doesn't get any better than this.

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Eating pork and watching the play-offs

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with three of my favorite people.

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Plus the guy who made the Costco run.

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That membership has got me
invites to many a shindig.

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A gym membership might help, too.

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I'm sorry. Does the gym
have one-dollar hot dogs?

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What, you're not eating?

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Ah, I kind of got a lot on my mind.

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- Molly and I got in a fight.
- Mmm.

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You know what's not a fight?

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Getting the meat off this bone.

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Tender as hell.

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I still don't know what I did wrong.

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She had a ten-minute problem
that I solved in three,

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and now I'm a horrible husband.

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Well, see, the key is not to get trapped

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in that conversation in the first place.

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Yeah, you gotta always give
yourself an escape route.

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You know, pretend to fall asleep, hmm?

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Take a phantom phone call.

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My go-to... grab my stomach, say "Uh-oh,"

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and high-tail it out of the room.

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That works with mothers, too,

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except mine will follow
you into the bathroom,

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so you better have something
to back up that "Uh-oh."

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I don't know what I'm gonna do.

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I mean, she... she won't pick up the phone,

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she won't answer my texts.

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I don't know how to fix this.

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You know what you might want to try?

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Keeping it to yourself
till the end of the game.

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Yeah, I'm sorry, are we here

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to talk about each other's
problems, or watch hockey?

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Seriously, Mike, are you going

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to watch this period, or have one?

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All right...

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Okay, so, right now, we see a young Peggy

108
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breathing in the town of
Mudlick for the last time.

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- She thinks she's free.
- Uh-huh.

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Then I thought Troy could lean
over and roll up her window.

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You know, to show he's
controlling, like her father.

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- Cycle goes unbroken.
- Uh-huh.

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Then a horde of zombies
emerges from the cornfields

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and does the "Thriller" dance.

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What do you think that is? Mole or tumor?

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We're supposed to be writing.

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How can I write when my
dog's dying in my arms?

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Just give him to me! He...

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It's a piece of caramel corn.

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No wonder you were licking at it.

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You're my little Cracker Jack, aren't you?

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Can we please just focus?

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We are so close to finishing.

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I'm here. I'm working.

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So, what do you think? The cycle continues?

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I think I need to change my sweater.

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Why? Is that one losing its mothball smell?

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It's too flashy. I feel like a whore.

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Do you like the rolling-up-
the-window idea or not?

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No, but I like that
thing about the zombies.

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Okay...

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Don't worry. If we can't think

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of anything better, we'll figure it out

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as soon as I give Jim a bath. Come on, Jim.

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Take a tub with Mommy.

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Fine, but we have to finish this!

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If you're not down here in ten minutes,

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I am climbing in with you!

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I don't know what it is,
but there's something sexy

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- about a room full of guys watching sports.
- Mm-hmm.

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Makes sense. Ever since they
started sitting down to pee,

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it's really the only manly thing they do.

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Unbelievable!

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What's wrong?

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I don't want to talk about it.

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Oh, all right, we'll leave you alone.

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I spent all night

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sweating over a hot stove for those guys,

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and they can't take five minutes

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to listen to what's going on in my life?

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Men. They can hear a pair of
high heels from two blocks away,

152
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but tell 'em about Suzanne at work

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who stole your haircut,
it's like they're deaf.

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I think she was just insecure

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'cause you slept with her boyfriend.

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Okay, that was three years ago.

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I also slept with Leanna's,

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but she was mature enough
to just slash my tires, so...

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Okay. So, what is it?

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What makes Mongo mad?

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Well, this morning, Molly
said I suck at being a husband.

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- Mmm.
- Oh. You know how many times

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- she's told me I suck at being a mother?
- A lot.

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Molly was going on and on about my mom,

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like... like she always does, right?

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So, I thought I'd save us both some time

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by offering a solution that
she was not ready to hear.

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Mike, nobody wants to be told what to do.

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As a strong woman, I want to be heard.

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Even if you've told me the
same thing over and over again?

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Especially if I've told
you over and over again.

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When we talk to you, we don't
want to know what you think.

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Uh-uh.

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You're just a sounding board

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so that we can look at our problem

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from every different angle.

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So, it's the journey
to get to the solution.

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- Mm...
- Oh, who cares about the solution?

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- See, you're doing it right now.
- Yeah.

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- You're trying to figure things out.
- Mm-hmm.

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Just listen.

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That's the smartest thing
you didn't say all day.

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Peggy?

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God!

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Peggy!

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Oh!

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What are you doing?

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You scared the hell out of me!

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What are you doing?

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I've been sitting downstairs
for an hour and a half.

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How am I supposed to write with a wet head?

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You wouldn't have a wet head

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if you took a bath before I got over here.

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I woke up late. I haven't
been sleeping well.

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You know why? Because
you're always taking a nap

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while we're supposed to be writing.

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'Cause I haven't been
sleeping well at night.

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How many times you want
to circle this drain?

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I just want to finish this
book and be done with it.

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That reminds me, I need
to take another look

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at that barn fire in chapter five.

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It seems a little obvious.

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Maybe we should get that out of there.

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What are you talking about?

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I mean, that scene
affects everyone's lives.

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We'd have to rewrite half the book.

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Well, look who's afraid
of doing a little work.

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All I do is work while
you balance your checkbook,

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or change your sweater,

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or have an anxiety attack
because you found some old key

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and you don't know what lock it goes to.

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A key without a lock
opens the devil's door.

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Everyone knows that.

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Nobody knows that.

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'Cause you're a crazy old woman,

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00:09:06,935 --> 00:09:09,903
and you're turning me into one, too.

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I see. I didn't realize working with me

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was such a hardship for you.

219
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Well, it is.

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You know, I'm losing my hair,

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and my gums are bleeding.

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Working with you is literally killing me.

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Fine. It'll be done by the end of the day.

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Now, if you'll excuse
me, I need to get changed.

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If you feel like you
need to humiliate me more,

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you're welcome to watch.

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You see that? Huh?

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That's blood,

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and that's on you.

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Mmm. I guess I should've just sat there,

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let her talk and not said a word.

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You'd think that.

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But you'd be wrong.

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We want you engaged.

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Like... like a back-and-forth?

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00:10:00,776 --> 00:10:02,476
- Oh, no. No, no, no.
- Mm-mm.

237
00:10:03,912 --> 00:10:06,847
Nodding is good. Maybe an arm squeeze.

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00:10:06,849 --> 00:10:09,216
You'd be amazed at all the
things you'd get squeezed

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with an "aw, sweetie."

240
00:10:12,654 --> 00:10:14,354
What the hell are you doing in here?

241
00:10:14,356 --> 00:10:16,156
You're missing a great game. Plus,

242
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the Zamboni ran over the mascot.

243
00:10:18,227 --> 00:10:21,561
There were feathers all over the ice.

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00:10:21,563 --> 00:10:23,930
I'm just having a nice chat with the girls.

245
00:10:23,932 --> 00:10:26,633
On purpose?

246
00:10:26,635 --> 00:10:28,568
Yes, on purpose.

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Knock yourself out.

248
00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:34,508
Did you see that?

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Not even a hello.

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00:10:35,944 --> 00:10:37,110
It's like we're invisible.

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- One little pat on the shoulder,
- Mm-hmm.

252
00:10:39,481 --> 00:10:41,248
he would have gotten some tonight.

253
00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:43,683
Now if he wants to have sex,

254
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:46,086
he's gonna have to listen
to a 15-minute story

255
00:10:46,088 --> 00:10:49,189
about me returning some boots.

256
00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:52,792
- Poor, ignorant bastard.
- Mm-hmm.

257
00:11:02,470 --> 00:11:04,437
You... Would you like some tea?

258
00:11:04,439 --> 00:11:06,439
No.

259
00:11:10,344 --> 00:11:14,447
Boy, you've been typing
for two hours nonstop.

260
00:11:14,449 --> 00:11:17,083
You probably want to take a break and...

261
00:11:17,085 --> 00:11:18,551
I'm fine.

262
00:11:19,954 --> 00:11:22,922
Uh... Oh! How about that fire
in the barn in chapter five?

263
00:11:22,924 --> 00:11:25,024
You wanted to take a look at that.

264
00:11:25,026 --> 00:11:27,060
Let it burn.

265
00:11:28,796 --> 00:11:32,799
All right, listen, I am not
proud how I acted upstairs.

266
00:11:32,801 --> 00:11:34,834
I got into a fight with Mike this morning,

267
00:11:34,836 --> 00:11:36,035
and I brought it here.

268
00:11:36,037 --> 00:11:37,737
And it had nothing to do with you.

269
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:39,338
I mean, tech... technically

270
00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:40,606
it was about you, but...

271
00:11:40,608 --> 00:11:42,642
really about Mike trying
to solve my problems.

272
00:11:42,644 --> 00:11:44,310
I mean, not that you're my problem.

273
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:47,146
Wow, you really type fast.

274
00:11:48,448 --> 00:11:49,982
The end. Finished.

275
00:11:49,984 --> 00:11:51,984
Seriously?

276
00:11:51,986 --> 00:11:54,053
I put in that rolling-up-the-window thing.

277
00:11:54,055 --> 00:11:55,655
Oh, great. Yeah, I think...

278
00:11:55,657 --> 00:11:57,590
I'm tired. I'm going upstairs.

279
00:11:57,592 --> 00:12:00,493
Why? We just finished a book!

280
00:12:00,495 --> 00:12:01,861
I mean, we should celebrate.

281
00:12:01,863 --> 00:12:04,397
I know we don't have champagne,
but we should, you know,

282
00:12:04,399 --> 00:12:07,666
do shots of cough syrup or something.

283
00:12:07,668 --> 00:12:09,769
I bought us a bottle of champagne.

284
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:10,870
It's in the crisper.

285
00:12:10,872 --> 00:12:12,004
Go ahead and take it with you.

286
00:12:12,006 --> 00:12:13,339
No. Peggy...

287
00:12:13,341 --> 00:12:15,207
You can see yourself out!

288
00:12:15,209 --> 00:12:18,377
Oh, come on. Don't do th...

289
00:12:19,679 --> 00:12:21,880
There go the gums.

290
00:12:25,018 --> 00:12:26,985
- What'd I miss?
- Two periods, three fights

291
00:12:26,987 --> 00:12:29,621
and a beer commercial that made Harry cry.

292
00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:33,392
Those horses just love that puppy.

293
00:12:33,394 --> 00:12:34,827
Where were you?

294
00:12:34,829 --> 00:12:36,662
I was just having a nice
talk with the ladies.

295
00:12:36,664 --> 00:12:38,263
On purpose?

296
00:12:38,265 --> 00:12:39,832
Yes, on purpose.

297
00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:42,201
But they had an appointment
they had to get to.

298
00:12:42,203 --> 00:12:44,036
- So the ladies left?
- Yeah.

299
00:12:47,974 --> 00:12:49,741
Seriously?

300
00:12:49,743 --> 00:12:52,511
Is it open season?
Because I have a rebuttal.

301
00:12:52,513 --> 00:12:54,513
No! No. No more.

302
00:12:54,515 --> 00:12:56,481
I want to enjoy my ribs.

303
00:12:57,750 --> 00:13:00,152
I'm sorry.

304
00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:01,086
What?

305
00:13:01,088 --> 00:13:03,989
- Oh! Oh!
- You know what?

306
00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:06,291
You guys disgust me.

307
00:13:06,293 --> 00:13:07,292
Where's my jacket?

308
00:13:07,294 --> 00:13:08,627
I think I'm sitting on it.

309
00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:12,631
Keep it!

310
00:13:13,466 --> 00:13:14,766
Talk about hypocrisy.

311
00:13:14,768 --> 00:13:17,669
I've seen that man make a coroner gag.

312
00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:20,171
Th... Wait a second. That's my jacket!

313
00:13:27,913 --> 00:13:30,715
Oh, my God!

314
00:13:32,718 --> 00:13:35,887
Oh, this is the greatest thing
that's ever happened to me.

315
00:13:35,889 --> 00:13:38,656
Wait till you get to the paraffin wax.

316
00:13:38,658 --> 00:13:41,826
I have no idea what the
hell that is, but I want it.

317
00:13:41,828 --> 00:13:44,362
Oh, I hope you don't mind
me crashing your party,

318
00:13:44,364 --> 00:13:46,798
but I just had to get out of there.

319
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:47,765
We get it.

320
00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:49,300
Yeah, men can be such pigs.

321
00:13:49,302 --> 00:13:50,602
Right?

322
00:13:50,604 --> 00:13:53,204
You think I'll go back to
being like those animals?

323
00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:55,974
There's a good chance you
won't even remember this.

324
00:13:57,376 --> 00:14:00,278
Just enjoy the time we have left.

325
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:03,881
I got to say it was fun hanging
out with you girls today.

326
00:14:03,883 --> 00:14:05,516
Anything else you can tell me

327
00:14:05,518 --> 00:14:08,753
before I return to the Planet of the Apes?

328
00:14:08,755 --> 00:14:10,388
Well, there's the classics:

329
00:14:10,390 --> 00:14:12,757
uh, dirty socks in the hamper,

330
00:14:12,759 --> 00:14:14,659
flowers for no reason...

331
00:14:14,661 --> 00:14:16,561
And take it easy down there.

332
00:14:16,563 --> 00:14:20,364
You're not a bear trying to
get honey from a tree stump.

333
00:14:23,035 --> 00:14:25,069
I don't know what that means.

334
00:14:25,071 --> 00:14:27,004
- Poor Molly.
- Mmm.

335
00:14:33,712 --> 00:14:36,380
What are you still doing here?

336
00:14:36,382 --> 00:14:38,949
Well...

337
00:14:38,951 --> 00:14:42,520
I was gonna split this
bottle of champagne with you,

338
00:14:42,522 --> 00:14:44,488
but then I started reading what you wrote,

339
00:14:44,490 --> 00:14:46,857
and I got so into it, I ended up splitting

340
00:14:46,859 --> 00:14:50,060
that bottle of champagne with me.

341
00:14:51,764 --> 00:14:53,397
You're soused.

342
00:14:53,399 --> 00:14:54,999
Oh! "Soused."

343
00:14:55,001 --> 00:14:56,767
That is such a good word.

344
00:14:56,769 --> 00:14:59,036
You know so many good words.

345
00:14:59,038 --> 00:15:03,474
You can't spell 'em for
crap, but you know them.

346
00:15:03,476 --> 00:15:04,942
I didn't come down to be insulted.

347
00:15:04,944 --> 00:15:06,410
I came down for my foot cream.

348
00:15:06,412 --> 00:15:09,046
I hate your feet.

349
00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:12,382
Excuse me?

350
00:15:12,384 --> 00:15:14,318
They scare me.

351
00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,553
I think, if witches had feet,

352
00:15:16,555 --> 00:15:19,056
that they would look like your feet.

353
00:15:20,759 --> 00:15:22,659
Witches have feet.

354
00:15:22,661 --> 00:15:25,562
See? That's why... that's
why we're such a good team.

355
00:15:25,564 --> 00:15:27,731
'Cause I write stuff down

356
00:15:27,733 --> 00:15:32,235
and you tell me who has feet.

357
00:15:32,237 --> 00:15:33,437
We're not a team anymore.

358
00:15:33,439 --> 00:15:35,005
Book's done, and so are we.

359
00:15:35,007 --> 00:15:37,607
You're gonna miss me.

360
00:15:43,239 --> 00:15:45,107
What?

361
00:15:45,109 --> 00:15:47,776
I meant I'm gonna miss the work.

362
00:15:48,645 --> 00:15:50,579
That's not what you said.

363
00:15:50,581 --> 00:15:52,547
What do you want me to say,

364
00:15:52,549 --> 00:15:54,716
that I'm proud of what we've done?

365
00:15:54,718 --> 00:15:58,820
That you made me realize
a dream I never knew I had?

366
00:15:58,822 --> 00:16:03,725
That... I wish this wasn't gonna end?

367
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,995
You put your witch hoof away,

368
00:16:06,997 --> 00:16:09,131
'cause I'm gonna hug you.

369
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,301
Thank you.

370
00:16:13,303 --> 00:16:17,038
No. Thank you. You made me a better writer.

371
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,708
Yeah, I know.

372
00:16:20,978 --> 00:16:23,812
I'm gonna go get us that cough syrup.

373
00:16:39,722 --> 00:16:41,890
Shh. Shh, shh, shh, shh.

374
00:16:41,892 --> 00:16:43,525
What are you doing?

375
00:16:43,527 --> 00:16:46,695
I don't want to wake you up.

376
00:16:48,397 --> 00:16:50,031
Well, I... I couldn't sleep

377
00:16:50,033 --> 00:16:52,767
because I... I feel really
bad about this morning.

378
00:16:52,769 --> 00:16:54,869
What? What happened this morning?

379
00:16:54,871 --> 00:16:56,971
- Hmm?
- Our fight.

380
00:16:56,973 --> 00:16:59,174
Oh, I had a lot of fights today.

381
00:16:59,176 --> 00:17:01,443
You're gonna have to be more specific.

382
00:17:02,846 --> 00:17:06,514
Well, the fight where I
stupidly tried to give you advice

383
00:17:06,516 --> 00:17:08,116
instead of listening.

384
00:17:08,118 --> 00:17:10,385
But I promise you, it's the
last time it's gonna happen.

385
00:17:10,387 --> 00:17:12,320
Oh, my God.

386
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:15,056
Your nails look gorgeous.

387
00:17:15,058 --> 00:17:17,125
Mol... Molly.

388
00:17:17,127 --> 00:17:18,626
I'm trying to apologize here.

389
00:17:18,628 --> 00:17:20,595
- For what?
- For being a sucky husband.

390
00:17:21,564 --> 00:17:24,065
Who called you that?

391
00:17:24,067 --> 00:17:26,634
You did.

392
00:17:28,304 --> 00:17:30,805
You know, you should really not...

393
00:17:30,807 --> 00:17:32,807
listen to me so much.

394
00:17:32,809 --> 00:17:34,509
That's the point.

395
00:17:34,511 --> 00:17:36,677
I'm gonna start listening
to you more. Yeah.

396
00:17:36,679 --> 00:17:38,246
Today...

397
00:17:38,248 --> 00:17:39,714
I was with your mother and sister,

398
00:17:39,716 --> 00:17:41,215
and they... they really
gave me some insight

399
00:17:41,217 --> 00:17:42,717
on what it's like to try

400
00:17:42,719 --> 00:17:44,385
to express your feelings

401
00:17:44,387 --> 00:17:48,089
and your partner's not there for you.

402
00:17:48,924 --> 00:17:50,625
Molly?

403
00:17:53,495 --> 00:17:55,563
Oh, this is not over.

404
00:17:55,565 --> 00:17:58,466
We're gonna talk about this in the morning.

405
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:08,000
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