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Previously on Mike & Molly...
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Watch out!
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After that accident,
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the one face that's been popping
up in my mind is Victoria's.
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Mike, I'm gonna ask her
to marry me.
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He's gonna propose to Victoria.
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He's gonna propose?
I didn't say anything.
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You said exactly that!
I know, I know, I know!
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But don't tell anybody.
Don't tell anybody.
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He wants it to be a surprise.
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You got the ring?
What ring?
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The ring you're gonna use
to propose to Victoria with.
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I changed my mind.
That ain't happening.
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Man. I cannot decide
what I want.
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God, you make me sick.
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What is going on?
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Nothing, sweetie.
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Unfortunately,
nothing is going on.
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Isn't that right, Carl?
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Victoria,
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I love you.
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I mean, I-I really do.
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And, you know,
one day, who knows?
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You know, but whatever
you thought was happening,
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not gonna happen.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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What's that now?
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Getting my stuff
and I'm getting out of here.
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Go ahead, be a baby.
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Need help changing
your diaper?!
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Oh, no, don't try
and get sexy with me!
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Uh, yeah.
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Yeah, about 30 people.
Saturday night.
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Okay, I'll e-mail you
my information.
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Thank you.
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Who was that?
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Ah, I've been
racking my brains
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trying to plan me and Molly's
anniversary party.
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Mm-hmm.
And then bam!
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A Dave & Buster's
commercial came on
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like a sign from God.
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God told you to have an
anniversary party at an arcade?
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And pub.
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Do you really think
Molly's idea of romance
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involves a plastic cup
full of tokens?
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It's not tokens, it's
a credit card that you sw...
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Have you not been there?
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you're gonna take Molly
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and your closest friends
on a moonlight dinner cruise
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of Lake Michigan.
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Okay? There's gonna be
some drinking,
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there's gonna be some dancing,
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and breathtaking views
of the city
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where you fell in love.
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Wow. That's good.
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Yeah. That's where
I was gonna take Victoria
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for our anniversary.
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Mm, sorry, buddy.
I feel for you.
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Hey, can you fish off that boat?
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Hey, Molly.
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Hey, Carl. Didn't think you'd...
still be here.
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Mike, I didn't think he'd still be here.
Yeah,
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I'm sorry. I didn't realize
the game was gonna go this long.
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Can't you take Victoria around
the block a couple times?
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No, we already took
a couple extra hours at the spa.
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I've got stuff waxed
that shouldn't be waxed.
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Really?
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Just get him out.
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All right, hey, uh, Carl,
we got to wrap this up, buddy.
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How 'bout we listen to
the rest of the game in the car?
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What, basketball on the radio?
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That's just a bunch
of squeaky sneakers.
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You guys,
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I know Victoria's out
on the porch, all right?
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Just let her in.
We're both adults.
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No, you're not.
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I suppose this was gonna happen
at some point.
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What are you doing, silly?
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Oh. Hello.
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Victoria.
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Yeah. Uh, we were just going.
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Oh, you don't have
to go anywhere on my account.
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See? We're fine.
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Let's just watch
the end of this game.
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And, Victoria, you
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You like to play games.
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My favorite game was
Dump the Chump, so...
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Okay!
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Okay,
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we tried, we failed.
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Carl, maybe you should go.
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No, I'm here as a guest
of my best friend, all right?
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And if he wants me to leave,
he should just tell me himself.
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I want you to leave.
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- No.
- Ugh.
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Why do you always to be
such a drama queen?
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Don't you dare call me that!
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I don't know
what I ever saw in you.
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You know what, well,
I got news for you, lady.
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You're not the first
woman to say that.
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You're an awful man!
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And you're a crazy woman!
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Ugh!
Okay! Okay!
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You get yours,
I'll get mine!
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All right, let's go.
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Just call him Daddy...
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he'll do whatever you want!
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I don't want to hear any more!
Just get Daddy out of here.
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♪ La, la-Ba-Dee-da ♪
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♪ La,
la-Ba-Dee-da ♪
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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪
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♪ I see love ♪
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♪ I see love ♪
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♪ For the first time
in my life ♪
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♪ I see love ♪
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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If you don't have plans
on Saturday,
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I thought maybe
I could blow your mind.
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By taking me
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to Dave & Buster's
for our anniversary?
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Aah!
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What?
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They called earlier to confirm.
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Ah, I forgot to cancel.
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We're-we're not actually going
to Dave & Buster's.
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Oh, thank God.
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But I seemed
on board though, right?
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For our anniversary, you, me,
and a group of our friends
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are gonna take a moonlit boat
tour of beautiful Lake Michigan
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with views of the city
we fell in love in.
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Get out of here.
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No, I will not.
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Oh, my God.
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I am blown away.
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And will you thank
whoever gave you that idea?
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It was Carl.
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But everything comes
with a price.
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He's singing "Isn't She Lovely"
for our first dance.
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Mike, do you think
it's really a good idea
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to have Carl and Victoria
at the same party?
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Well, not really. But what am I
supposed to do, uninvite him?
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Aw, come on!
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Well, what are we supposed
to do?
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I mean, the two of them?
Plus alcohol? On a boat?
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Did you not see
The Poseidon Adventure?
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We're gonna be upside down
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and climbing up a Christmas tree
before we know it.
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He was my best man.
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She's my sister.
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Mol, you just don't
understand the kind of position
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you're gonna put me in.
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I do.
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It's an awful one.
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But tell him that we'll do
something together,
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just the three of us.
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Dave & Buster's?
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Yeah. Just the two of you.
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Yeah. Go.
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♪ Isn't... ♪
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♪ Isn't-isn't she lovely. ♪
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Hey, don't worry.
I'll be ready when we set sail.
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Yeah.
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Listen, Carl, um...
Mm-hmm.
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You remember
when you were picking players
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for the precinct
softball team,
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and when you didn't pick me, you
asked me to take it like a man?
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Mm-hmm. That was right
before you ripped up home plate
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and threw it at my head.
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But eventually I understood,
'cause it was good for the team.
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It was good for you, too.
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I mean, you may be built
like Babe Ruth,
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but you play like Dr. Ruth.
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Ha-ha! Dr. Ruth.
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That's a good one.
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You can't come to the party.
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Excuse me, what?
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Molly and I...
especially Molly...
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think it's a good idea
that you don't go
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since Victoria's
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H-Hold on now. If you're talking
about what happened yesterday,
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that was not my fault.
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Okay, you heard her
when she walked in there.
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"Hello."
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I'm supposed to ignore all that?
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Well, look, I'm sorry.
You're out!
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I can't believe what I'm hearing.
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I basically introduced you two,
made you ask her out,
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and this whole party is my idea.
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Without me,
there is no Mike and Molly!
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I know.
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And I'm asking you,
as my best friend,
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please just let this one go.
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Is that what you really want?
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No!
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But it's what
I need you to do.
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All right.
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Consider it done.
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Thank you.
You're a good friend.
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♪ Isn't she lovely ♪
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♪ Isn't she wonderful... ♪
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Okay, not that
it's a competition,
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but I call Mike's anniversary
cruise, and I raise it with...
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this. Ta-da!
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Oh, my God.
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It's beautiful!
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What the hell is it?
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It's a window
into our relationship.
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I mean, these are the tickets
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from the first Cubs game
we ever saw.
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This is our wedding invitation.
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This is an actual page
out of Mike's police notebook
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when he first asked me out.
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Oh, he's so lucky
you're a hoarder.
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I'm not a hoarder.
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I'm a romantic
with hoarding tendencies.
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I can't believe you and Mike
have been married
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for three years already.
I know.
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And I can remember
our first date.
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Oh, I was so sick.
I got hopped up on liquor
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and cough syrup,
and I threw up all over his car.
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And he asked you
on a second date.
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That's when I knew I had him.
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It's hard to find
something special like that.
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But when you do,
hold on to it.
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Yeah.
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Oh, sweetie.
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You have so
much to offer.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Any man would be
lucky to have you.
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Or woman.
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Now, my friend Janice
has a daughter.
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Very successful
pediatrician.
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At least have coffee.
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See where it goes.
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Might as well.
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Couldn't hurt. Yeah.
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Ramirez!
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So glad you could make it.
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We're upstairs
on the Topaz Deck.
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All right. Open bar?
How long have you known me?
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Long enough to
bring my own flask.
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Attaboy.
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Hello, Michael!
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Aw, Nana.
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Mmm.
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Hey, thank you so much
for coming.
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I hope you understand
why I couldn't invite Carl.
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Of course I do!
This is your night.
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And we all know what
Carl can be like.
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A grown-up party is no place
for a 12-year-old girl.
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Ah.
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Congratulations.
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Thank you.
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Seriously? A life vest?
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I'm sorry, I thought
we were on a boat.
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Happy anniversary, Mike.
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Two tickets to Wicked.
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Wow, hey, thanks, Harry.
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Molly's been wanting
to see that show.
261
00:09:59,189 --> 00:10:00,189
Oh.
262
00:10:00,190 --> 00:10:01,124
Sure, Molly.
263
00:10:01,125 --> 00:10:03,625
Yeah, I can see it
another time.
264
00:10:06,029 --> 00:10:07,797
This is a
beautiful venue.
265
00:10:07,798 --> 00:10:09,532
Yeah.
You really went all out.
266
00:10:09,533 --> 00:10:10,900
High-class,
all the way.
267
00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,467
It's a cash bar,
deal with it.
268
00:10:16,072 --> 00:10:17,673
Carl, what the hell
are you doing here?
269
00:10:17,674 --> 00:10:19,708
You promised me you weren't coming.
I did.
270
00:10:19,710 --> 00:10:21,509
But time has passed,
and things have changed.
271
00:10:21,511 --> 00:10:22,544
Who's this?
272
00:10:22,546 --> 00:10:24,213
Allow me to introduce you
to Stephanie.
273
00:10:24,214 --> 00:10:25,548
I pulled her off Craigslist.
274
00:10:25,549 --> 00:10:26,748
Hi.
275
00:10:29,619 --> 00:10:30,953
Please don't do this.
276
00:10:30,954 --> 00:10:32,321
I'm not doing anything
but enjoying
277
00:10:32,322 --> 00:10:33,956
a moonlit cruise
on Lake Michigan.
278
00:10:33,957 --> 00:10:35,491
And until we cross
into Canadian waters,
279
00:10:35,492 --> 00:10:37,492
this is still a free country.
280
00:10:37,494 --> 00:10:39,928
You know what's gonna happen
when Victoria spots you?
281
00:10:39,930 --> 00:10:41,931
Well, I don't know exactly,
but for the amount of money
282
00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:43,865
I paid on Stephanie,
I hope her head explodes.
283
00:10:47,903 --> 00:10:49,605
I see the entertainment
has arrived.
284
00:10:50,907 --> 00:10:54,442
Eight dollars for rum and Coke
suddenly seems like a bargain.
285
00:11:09,315 --> 00:11:10,916
This is so romantic.
286
00:11:10,918 --> 00:11:13,553
You're lucky you got somebody
to share this with, Mom.
287
00:11:13,554 --> 00:11:15,655
Aw, honey, I know
you're disappointed,
288
00:11:15,656 --> 00:11:17,589
but you're gonna find somebody.
289
00:11:17,591 --> 00:11:19,391
Probably when you
least expect it.
290
00:11:19,393 --> 00:11:21,361
Look at your mother and me.
291
00:11:21,362 --> 00:11:23,730
Who knew a sloppy drunken
one-night stand
292
00:11:23,731 --> 00:11:25,398
would turn into forever?
293
00:11:25,399 --> 00:11:27,267
Not me, that's for sure.
294
00:11:27,268 --> 00:11:30,403
I woke up next to this one and
thought, "What have I done""
295
00:11:31,705 --> 00:11:34,072
"And who still has a water bed""
296
00:11:34,074 --> 00:11:36,975
Say what you want,
but that bed did half the work.
297
00:11:37,810 --> 00:11:40,146
Point is, love is tricky.
298
00:11:40,147 --> 00:11:41,713
You can't go looking for it.
299
00:11:41,715 --> 00:11:43,583
Then how am I gonna find it?
300
00:11:43,584 --> 00:11:46,284
You don't.
It finds you.
301
00:11:47,787 --> 00:11:49,788
Is it here now?
302
00:11:49,790 --> 00:11:52,091
It was, till you just asked.
303
00:11:52,092 --> 00:11:54,994
Now it's gone again,
till you forget about it.
304
00:11:54,995 --> 00:11:57,262
Have you not heard
a word we've said?
305
00:11:58,097 --> 00:12:00,298
This is all very confusing.
306
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,300
Exactly.
307
00:12:01,301 --> 00:12:02,467
That's love.
308
00:12:03,936 --> 00:12:05,905
Three years married.
309
00:12:05,906 --> 00:12:09,608
That's right around the time
Mike's dad first cheated on me.
310
00:12:09,609 --> 00:12:12,678
You sure you don't want to save
that story for your toast?
311
00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:14,546
Mm.
312
00:12:14,548 --> 00:12:16,048
I should've known
something was up
313
00:12:16,049 --> 00:12:18,083
when he switched
to colored underwear.
314
00:12:18,084 --> 00:12:20,019
I guess what I'm saying is
315
00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:23,788
Mike knows the warning signs,
so watch your step.
316
00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:25,623
Hey, Ma.
317
00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:28,159
Check her underwear
to see what color it is.
318
00:12:30,963 --> 00:12:32,598
Listen...
No, you listen.
319
00:12:32,599 --> 00:12:34,967
You did it... this
party is amazing.
320
00:12:34,968 --> 00:12:36,635
And the bartender
knows I'm the bride,
321
00:12:36,636 --> 00:12:38,270
so I keep getting
free drinks.
322
00:12:39,706 --> 00:12:41,173
Maybe you want to take it easy.
323
00:12:41,174 --> 00:12:43,107
We might have to keep
our wits about us.
324
00:12:43,109 --> 00:12:44,743
Oh, no.
325
00:12:44,744 --> 00:12:47,713
Is this some kind of
murder-mystery cruise?
326
00:12:47,714 --> 00:12:50,782
Mike, you were
doing so well.
327
00:12:50,784 --> 00:12:52,383
No, Carl's on the boat.
328
00:12:52,385 --> 00:12:53,684
What?
And he brought a date.
329
00:12:53,686 --> 00:12:55,420
What?
And I dropped my phone in the toilet,
330
00:12:55,421 --> 00:12:58,022
but Carl is the main problem.
331
00:12:58,024 --> 00:12:59,524
Well, you got to
get him out of here
332
00:12:59,525 --> 00:13:02,261
before Victoria sees him.
We're in the middle of a lake.
333
00:13:02,262 --> 00:13:03,661
What do you want me to do?
Push him overboard?
334
00:13:03,663 --> 00:13:05,030
There are a lot of
boats out there.
335
00:13:05,031 --> 00:13:06,597
Somebody's gonna
pick him up.
336
00:13:06,599 --> 00:13:08,533
Molly.
Fine.
337
00:13:08,534 --> 00:13:11,569
Give him a flashlight
and a whistle.
338
00:13:12,504 --> 00:13:14,372
Hey, Harry.
339
00:13:14,373 --> 00:13:15,707
Have you seen Victoria?
340
00:13:15,708 --> 00:13:17,174
No, I have not.
341
00:13:17,176 --> 00:13:19,543
And you're not supposed
to be here.
342
00:13:19,545 --> 00:13:21,947
Shouldn't you be floating out
in the darkness or somewhere,
343
00:13:21,948 --> 00:13:23,681
waiting for a ship to hit you?
344
00:13:23,683 --> 00:13:27,885
Haven't you hurt
enough people today?
345
00:13:30,088 --> 00:13:31,589
Charmed.
346
00:13:33,458 --> 00:13:35,794
You know something, it might be
the three margaritas,
347
00:13:35,795 --> 00:13:37,695
but I'm feeling much better.
348
00:13:37,696 --> 00:13:39,029
Aw, see?
349
00:13:39,031 --> 00:13:41,800
I don't know why they say
alcohol's a depressant.
350
00:13:41,801 --> 00:13:43,134
It fixes everything.
351
00:13:43,135 --> 00:13:44,436
Mm-hmm.
352
00:13:44,437 --> 00:13:45,570
Listen, Victoria.
353
00:13:45,571 --> 00:13:47,004
We-we may have a
bit of a situation.
354
00:13:54,814 --> 00:13:57,247
I'm sorry, he wasn't
supposed to come.
355
00:13:57,249 --> 00:13:59,250
Don't worry, I'll go
get rid of the two of them.
356
00:13:59,251 --> 00:14:00,585
No, you won't.
357
00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:02,052
I'll handle this.
358
00:14:02,054 --> 00:14:03,521
Ah, that's my girl.
359
00:14:03,522 --> 00:14:05,857
Get her to the ground,
put her in a camel clutch.
360
00:14:05,858 --> 00:14:07,225
End this quick
so we can get back
361
00:14:07,226 --> 00:14:08,792
to your sister's
nice party.
362
00:14:13,297 --> 00:14:15,532
Hey, Carl.
363
00:14:15,534 --> 00:14:19,970
I hope you have a wonderful
time at the party.
364
00:14:21,472 --> 00:14:23,841
See, that's how
we Flynn girls do it.
365
00:14:23,842 --> 00:14:25,476
Pure class.
366
00:14:25,477 --> 00:14:26,977
Jackass.
367
00:14:28,312 --> 00:14:30,247
Unbelievable.
368
00:14:32,450 --> 00:14:34,618
Ah, best drink ever.
369
00:14:40,591 --> 00:14:43,227
Okay, everybody,
come on, gather round.
370
00:14:43,228 --> 00:14:45,829
It's time for Mike
to open his present.
371
00:14:45,831 --> 00:14:47,998
Been wanting to get you
something that, you know,
372
00:14:47,999 --> 00:14:50,501
is from the heart and shows you
how much I love you.
373
00:14:50,502 --> 00:14:52,202
Aw, thank you, sweetie.
374
00:14:52,204 --> 00:14:54,872
All right, it's...
375
00:14:54,873 --> 00:14:57,207
an old window!
376
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:58,509
I love it.
377
00:14:58,510 --> 00:15:00,143
Turn it over.
Over.
378
00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:02,580
Aw...
379
00:15:02,581 --> 00:15:04,248
It's stuff
from our life together.
380
00:15:04,249 --> 00:15:06,083
Yeah, Cubbies tickets.
381
00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:08,118
And, oh, there's the
"Do Not Disturb" sign
382
00:15:08,119 --> 00:15:09,586
from that hotel
where we first...
383
00:15:09,587 --> 00:15:11,921
Okay.
Okay, a lot of good memories.
384
00:15:11,923 --> 00:15:13,490
You like it?
385
00:15:13,491 --> 00:15:14,491
I love it.
386
00:15:14,492 --> 00:15:15,526
And I love you.
387
00:15:15,527 --> 00:15:17,494
I love you, too.
388
00:15:17,495 --> 00:15:18,528
All right.
389
00:15:18,530 --> 00:15:21,498
I would like to
say a few words.
390
00:15:21,499 --> 00:15:22,999
Oh, thanks.
391
00:15:25,135 --> 00:15:27,770
Four years, three months
and two days ago,
392
00:15:27,772 --> 00:15:31,808
I had no idea who the hell
I was or where I was going.
393
00:15:31,809 --> 00:15:34,912
And one day later,
all of that changed.
394
00:15:34,913 --> 00:15:36,513
'Cause I met a girl.
395
00:15:36,514 --> 00:15:40,082
And her only flaw
was her taste in men.
396
00:15:41,452 --> 00:15:44,153
And I thank God
for that every day.
397
00:15:44,155 --> 00:15:46,456
I hope everyone here
is lucky enough
398
00:15:46,457 --> 00:15:50,093
to feel the way I feel at
least once in their life.
399
00:15:50,094 --> 00:15:52,329
Here is to love.
400
00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:54,397
Aw...
401
00:16:00,403 --> 00:16:02,405
Did you have the
garlic prawns?
402
00:16:02,406 --> 00:16:03,973
No.
Good.
403
00:16:08,678 --> 00:16:10,714
Uh, as you probably
know by now,
404
00:16:10,715 --> 00:16:12,682
I did have the garlic prawns.
405
00:16:12,683 --> 00:16:15,184
But I sensed
this was my moment.
406
00:16:15,186 --> 00:16:17,619
Well, I'd hate to catch
what he just gave you.
407
00:16:17,621 --> 00:16:18,988
Don't worry,
uh, I'm very clean.
408
00:16:18,989 --> 00:16:21,390
No one has touched me
in three years.
409
00:16:21,392 --> 00:16:23,625
Well, let's
change that.
410
00:16:23,627 --> 00:16:24,860
Hey, get off
of her, man!
411
00:16:24,862 --> 00:16:26,496
Hey, hey, hey,
that's enough, Carl.
412
00:16:26,497 --> 00:16:28,331
Come here, come here.
What is wrong with you?
413
00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:30,832
Let go of me, man! Got nothing to do with you.
Hey, hey!
414
00:16:34,737 --> 00:16:35,971
You happy?!
415
00:16:35,973 --> 00:16:37,372
Now, how is this my fault?
416
00:16:37,374 --> 00:16:39,809
How is this your fault?
Because you made it about you.
417
00:16:39,810 --> 00:16:42,911
You're selfish, you're a baby,
and you're a crappy friend!
418
00:16:42,913 --> 00:16:44,247
Oh, I'm a crappy
friend, huh?
419
00:16:44,248 --> 00:16:45,581
None of this
would have happened
420
00:16:45,582 --> 00:16:46,882
if you just invited me,
but you didn't.
421
00:16:46,884 --> 00:16:49,252
You chose them over me
like you always do.
422
00:16:49,253 --> 00:16:51,353
Well, Victoria's family.
423
00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:53,256
Yeah, I thought I was family.
424
00:16:53,257 --> 00:16:55,323
Honestly, I don't know
what you are right now.
425
00:16:55,325 --> 00:16:57,392
Mike, it's okay.
426
00:16:57,394 --> 00:16:59,428
No, it's not.
He ruined everything.
427
00:16:59,429 --> 00:17:02,031
All our memories are at the
bottom of Lake Michigan.
428
00:17:02,032 --> 00:17:04,400
Hey, we'll make more, okay?
429
00:17:04,401 --> 00:17:06,402
We don't need a bunch
of stuff in an old window
430
00:17:06,403 --> 00:17:07,636
to prove what we've got.
431
00:17:07,638 --> 00:17:11,273
Come on, let the bride
get you a drink.
432
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:16,444
So was all that just...?
433
00:17:16,446 --> 00:17:18,680
Okay, that's
what I thought.
434
00:17:30,657 --> 00:17:32,424
I haven't seen Carl yet.
435
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,394
No, he's apologizing this time,
436
00:17:34,395 --> 00:17:37,430
and he'd better have a scone
in his hand when he does it.
437
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,299
Hey, uh, what do you say
this weekend,
438
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,634
we go down to that little hotel
and see if we can't
439
00:17:41,635 --> 00:17:45,138
earn ourselves another
"Do Not Disturb" sign?
440
00:17:45,139 --> 00:17:47,173
And Dave & Buster's?
441
00:17:47,174 --> 00:17:48,808
God, I love you.
442
00:17:48,809 --> 00:17:50,476
All right,
I'll talk to you later.
443
00:17:50,477 --> 00:17:52,711
Okay, love you, bye.
444
00:17:52,713 --> 00:17:54,913
Hey, Biggs.
445
00:17:55,982 --> 00:17:57,516
Ramirez, what are you doing?
446
00:17:57,518 --> 00:17:59,385
Oh, you didn't hear?
Carl requested a transfer.
447
00:17:59,386 --> 00:18:01,754
He already cleared
his locker out.
448
00:18:01,755 --> 00:18:03,756
What are you
talking about?
449
00:18:03,757 --> 00:18:05,223
I'm your new partner.
450
00:18:05,225 --> 00:18:06,826
Buckle up, big guy.
451
00:18:06,827 --> 00:18:09,161
I've got rules in my squad car.
452
00:18:15,837 --> 00:18:21,911
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