1 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:03,702 - No, you give me the Crunch Berries, 2 00:00:03,704 --> 00:00:04,937 then you get the remote, dumb-dumb. 3 00:00:04,939 --> 00:00:06,338 - No, I want--I will take the remote first... 4 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:07,773 - You're not gonna get the remote. 5 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:09,641 - And then I will give you this. - Give me five Crunch berries-- 6 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:11,010 - Guys, we've got a problem. Yeah. 7 00:00:11,012 --> 00:00:12,544 Saturday morning cartoons start very soon 8 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:14,947 and all we have is this mini nug. 9 00:00:14,949 --> 00:00:17,282 Maybe enough for one hit each, tops. 10 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:22,421 - So if my math is correct, that's only, like... 11 00:00:23,189 --> 00:00:24,790 - This is fine, okay? We just need to think. 12 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:29,161 We need to figure out a way to maximize our precious resources. 13 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:30,162 Okay? - Yeah. 14 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:32,464 - Just be willing to try any angle. 15 00:00:32,466 --> 00:00:35,334 Okay, so let's try angles. 16 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:38,337 - Try some angles... Bermuda Triangle. 17 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:40,572 - High. - Right, great, yeah. 18 00:00:40,574 --> 00:00:42,441 - We wanna get high. High angle, high angle. 19 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:45,577 - BermuDope HighAngle. 20 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:49,281 all: BermuDope HighAngle. 21 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,682 - Get me a marker! 22 00:00:50,684 --> 00:00:51,884 [chorus sings] 23 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:53,419 - Okay, so listen up, all right? 24 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:56,822 On the count of three, we blaze the little bit of nug we have. 25 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:58,424 - Yep. - You inhale, hold it in, 26 00:00:58,426 --> 00:00:59,691 and then at the sound of the shotgun... 27 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:00,959 [shotgun clicks on speaker] 28 00:01:00,961 --> 00:01:03,562 [exhales] Then, next sound of the shotgun... 29 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:06,165 - Inhale, pipe from the left-- we got a shotgun situation. 30 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:07,132 Let's go, come on. 31 00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:08,434 - Okay, let's just get to blazing 32 00:01:08,436 --> 00:01:10,335 so we can watch "Paw Patrol." - Okay, here we go, ready? 33 00:01:10,337 --> 00:01:12,004 - Yeah. - One, two, three. 34 00:01:12,006 --> 00:01:14,373 Roast your bowlios. 35 00:01:14,375 --> 00:01:17,176 Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it. 36 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:18,477 [shotgun clicks] 37 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:20,412 Exhale! 38 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:22,848 [shotgun clicks] 39 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:24,650 - What? - What the-- 40 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:27,686 - I'm pulling over. - Oh, my God. 41 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,455 - [laughing] 42 00:01:29,457 --> 00:01:30,923 - Dude, is this for real? - [coughing] 43 00:01:30,925 --> 00:01:33,992 - Hola, welcome to the BermuDope HighAngle. 44 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:36,562 - Dude, this is the next, next, next, man. 45 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:37,796 I mean, the hits just keep coming. 46 00:01:37,798 --> 00:01:39,264 - Oh, I'm super high. - That worked. 47 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:41,667 - What is this for? Like a dope party or something? 48 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:43,001 - No, no, no, no, this is just us. 49 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:46,705 What we do on a Saturday with my bros. 50 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:49,007 Smoking weed with my only friends. 51 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:50,342 I love you guys. - I love you to death. 52 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:52,177 - I do love you guys. - You guys are great dudes. 53 00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:55,180 - Is it cool if we get in on that or... 54 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:56,381 - Yes, please. - Thank you. 55 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:57,783 - Yes! - Thank you--this is amazing. 56 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,351 - That's awesome, man. - Awesome, um... 57 00:01:59,353 --> 00:02:01,186 is it cool if I, like, call some people over? 58 00:02:01,188 --> 00:02:02,321 Like, they gotta see this. 59 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:04,189 - Yeah, dude, more people, yeah--call 'em up, man. 60 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:07,793 I got a pocket full of rubbers, and my homeboys do too. 61 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:09,895 - Wait, what's up? - We got booze and beer. 62 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:11,997 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Cool, cool, I will-- 63 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:15,701 I'll spread the word. By the way, it's Friday, so. 64 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:16,835 - Right, right. - Sure. 65 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:19,505 - Wait, what? - My iCal says it's Friday. 66 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:22,141 You guys said... [together] You said Saturday. 67 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:23,909 - Dude, we're supposed to be at work right now. 68 00:02:23,911 --> 00:02:25,477 - Okay, should we just go? Should be like, 69 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,846 Oh, we got a flat tire on the way--or, like, we slept in. 70 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,581 - Anders, it's not about flat tires or sleeping in. 71 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:32,217 It's about the fact that we don't get to watch "Paw Patrol" 72 00:02:32,219 --> 00:02:35,220 until 24 hours from now. Fuck! 73 00:02:35,222 --> 00:02:38,724 [The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"] 74 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:39,591 ♪ ♪ 75 00:02:39,593 --> 00:02:41,727 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 76 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:44,129 ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ 77 00:02:44,131 --> 00:02:46,465 ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪ 78 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:50,068 [all whooping] 79 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:53,505 ♪ ♪ 80 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,241 - Dude, you just rolled, like, 30 joints 81 00:02:56,243 --> 00:02:57,342 in, like, what ten minutes? 82 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:58,644 - Yeah, yeah, yes, I did. 83 00:02:58,646 --> 00:03:00,946 And I'm about to smoke five in ten seconds. 84 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,181 - Oh, my God, dude! - Oh! 85 00:03:02,183 --> 00:03:04,883 - He continues to amaze me - Every time. 86 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:07,119 This is magic right here. - Yo, um... 87 00:03:07,121 --> 00:03:09,421 can we, like, touch your hair or something? 88 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,689 Like, would that be cool with you? 89 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,157 Like, not to be weird. 90 00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:13,091 - Uh...okay. 91 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:17,429 - ♪ And The Human Jock Box ♪ 92 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:19,631 - [beatboxing] 93 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,166 - ♪ We got the beats ♪ - Ahh, it tickles! 94 00:03:21,168 --> 00:03:24,303 It tickles! Don't-don't-don't-don't-ahh! 95 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:28,207 Oh-oh, gosh! Do not do that again, please. 96 00:03:28,209 --> 00:03:31,343 I'm kidding. Definitely do that again. 97 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:32,911 Ahh! 98 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:38,183 - What can I say? I'm 6'3" and I got a dive like Jager. 99 00:03:38,185 --> 00:03:40,185 - A what like who? 100 00:03:40,187 --> 00:03:41,320 - Tom Jager, baby. 101 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:44,256 - ♪ Here's a funky fresh sound ♪ 102 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:45,390 [beatboxing] 103 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,025 - Okay, does anyone know who he's talking about? 104 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:51,997 - We are freakin' party gods! - This party is really rockin'. 105 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:52,798 - Yo, dudes! 106 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,233 Are you guys drinking on the roof? 107 00:03:54,235 --> 00:03:57,269 That's that next-next like next-next, dude. 108 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:59,338 - It is the next-next. It's next-next-next-next. 109 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:01,607 - It's just part of living that tight butthole life. 110 00:04:01,609 --> 00:04:03,709 - Oh, tight butthole! Dude, that's awesome. 111 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:05,677 Yo, I'm Snapchatting this if that's cool. 112 00:04:05,679 --> 00:04:08,680 Yo, these bros are my new favorite dudes. 113 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,816 They throw down, they smoke! 114 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:12,551 - And they keep a tight butthole! 115 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:15,754 all: Tight butthole! Tight butthole! 116 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,924 Tight butthole! Tight butthole! 117 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,926 [all cheering] 118 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:24,329 [beatboxing] 119 00:04:24,331 --> 00:04:26,064 - Whoo! 120 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:29,167 [all cheering] 121 00:04:29,169 --> 00:04:36,475 ♪ ♪ 122 00:04:42,448 --> 00:04:44,349 - We really blew this bitch up, didn't we? 123 00:04:44,351 --> 00:04:45,984 - Check this out. That's a new record. 124 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:47,219 - Oh! - Well, well, well. 125 00:04:47,221 --> 00:04:49,388 You boys made quite the noise this weekend, 126 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:51,657 Lot of people that think you're pretty dope. 127 00:04:51,659 --> 00:04:54,760 Or should I say... tight butthole? 128 00:04:54,762 --> 00:04:56,161 [all laughing] - You could say that. 129 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:58,096 - We do say that. - Yeah, that's our thing. 130 00:04:58,098 --> 00:05:00,799 So don't use it. - My name is Kurt Fossil. 131 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:04,002 Marketing director, Bango Energy Drinks. 132 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:06,838 We saw the social media blitz you guys pulled off 133 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,007 over the weekend, and it was gorgeous. 134 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:10,475 We believe with our sponsorship, 135 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:14,146 we can take your parties up a notch and get rich quick. 136 00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:16,782 - Oh, my God. Cool. That's the best way to get rich. 137 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,684 - Yeah, that's my favorite way to get rich, yeah. 138 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:21,486 - You guys, we can quit TAC and just, like, 139 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,388 get wasted all the time! 140 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:24,756 I'm in, sir. - Oh, my God. 141 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:28,694 That's a dream come true, yes. I'm gonna mogulize my lifestyle. 142 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:32,197 I'm gonna be like-- [stammering] 143 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:35,500 I can't think of a mogul. - William Randolph Hearst. 144 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,803 - Paula Abdul. - Actually, I don't know. 145 00:05:37,805 --> 00:05:39,037 I'm kinda sketched out, guys. 146 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:41,006 I don't know if I wanna do this. - Really? 147 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:43,208 - No, not really! I'm yanking your chain. 148 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:45,444 I got you, man. I'm basically like a human can 149 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,512 of Mountain Dew Kickstart with hair. 150 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,514 - [laughing] - Make that a Bango. 151 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:50,882 - That's a free can. - What? 152 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:52,351 - Plenty more where those came from. 153 00:05:52,353 --> 00:05:53,719 - He gave it to me. - Is this free? 154 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:56,588 - And just to show you we're down, this is a bucket hat. 155 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:59,257 I want you guys to share it. 156 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:00,225 - Whoa! - Just--no! 157 00:06:00,227 --> 00:06:01,593 - Give it! - I want that one! 158 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,962 - Be cool in front of the dude! - Just give it! 159 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:05,831 - Oh, sorry, dude. Sir. 160 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:09,034 - Looks pretty tight butthole, right? 161 00:06:09,036 --> 00:06:13,004 all: Tight butthole! - Yeah! 162 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:15,340 ♪ ♪ 163 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,212 ♪ ♪ 164 00:06:20,214 --> 00:06:24,416 all: One, two, three, four... - Right on. 165 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:26,685 - Oh, good girl. Shake that dick, boy! 166 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:30,322 Wiggle waggle. - 10, 11, 12! 167 00:06:30,324 --> 00:06:33,759 [all cheering] 168 00:06:35,528 --> 00:06:38,964 - Yeah! Keg stand. Very cool, I like it. 169 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:40,665 Nice. - I wanna see you do it. 170 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:42,401 I'll lift you up. - Yeah! 171 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:43,735 Yeah, no, you don't need to lift me. 172 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,237 Because I actually have an assistant now. 173 00:06:45,239 --> 00:06:46,938 Flex for 'em, Goons. Get you some. Pop them titties. 174 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:49,007 Pop them titties. Pop them titty muscles. 175 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,776 [all cheering] 176 00:06:50,778 --> 00:06:53,745 Hoist thy ankles, Goons. - Hoisting thy ankles, baby! 177 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,548 - He repeats everything I say. - You got this! 178 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,583 - Actually, let's record this, right? 179 00:06:58,585 --> 00:06:59,551 - Okay. - Okay. 180 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:01,019 Let's all start at 20 so it seems like 181 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:04,656 I'm better at drinking and then we hashtag it "Bango" 182 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:08,727 on all social media, okay? - #Bango, baby! 183 00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:11,696 all: 20, 21, 22... 184 00:07:11,698 --> 00:07:15,133 23, 24, 25, 26! 185 00:07:15,135 --> 00:07:18,570 [all cheering] 186 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:23,542 - Get it! - Lemme see it! Lemme see it! 187 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:25,310 You didn't hit record. We'll have to do it again. 188 00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:28,213 - Go again. Go again. - We'll go again! 189 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:29,948 - Go, Anders! Go me! 190 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,317 You see that? We wore Speedos 191 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:35,353 back when swimming was swimming, man. 192 00:07:35,355 --> 00:07:38,089 None of that bodysuit bullshit. Not even jammers. 193 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:40,692 - What're jammers? - Is that a fucking joke? 194 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,594 - No, no. - You're a joke. 195 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:43,862 You're a fucking joke. 196 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:46,398 - Can we watch the basketball game for a little bit? 197 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,533 It's game seven today. 198 00:07:48,535 --> 00:07:50,569 - [retches] 199 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:53,405 - Looks like you're done for the night. 200 00:07:53,407 --> 00:07:54,573 - [laughs] What? 201 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,808 Never heard of a boot and rally? 202 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,611 [belches] I just made room for ten more drinks, sista. 203 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:01,813 And trust me, I know what I'm talking about 204 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,415 because I get paid to party. 205 00:08:03,417 --> 00:08:04,850 You've been Bango'd. 206 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:08,420 [Theremin warbling] 207 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:15,260 - I'm the daddy. I'm the baby! 208 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:18,196 - Dude, this is so dope. - It's so fucking cool, dude. 209 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:19,798 - Ooh, you like that? You like that? 210 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:22,734 You like that? You like that? - Yeah! 211 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,870 [all cheering] 212 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:26,738 - So you're, like, weird, huh? 213 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,840 - Yeah, you don't just slam beers. 214 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,575 Like, you do all this crazy stuff. 215 00:08:30,577 --> 00:08:33,311 - Yeah, sometimes I slam the occasional beer 216 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:37,582 and sometimes I just like to blaze up and get weird. 217 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:38,850 Huh? [both laugh] 218 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,686 Let's get weird! [together] Let's get weird! 219 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,656 - Yeah, what's up with the wigs? Making fun of me? 220 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:47,425 - Bango slacker costumes, free when you buy a case. 221 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:49,861 - Oh, that's dope. I gotta get one thing. 222 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:50,962 - Oh, hey, man. - Hey. 223 00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:53,098 - You want--I got an extra. - Dude, you gotta wear 224 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:56,268 one of those. This guy is our party gawd! 225 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:57,469 [all shouting] 226 00:08:57,471 --> 00:09:00,839 - Okay, yeah, I don't really believe in a supreme being. 227 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:04,643 I'm, uh...I guess you could say I'm more of a... 228 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:05,877 eighth-eist. 229 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,078 - Oh, like weed! [all shouting] 230 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,947 - I didn't get it at first, but now that I do, 231 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,582 I'm in, like, a way better place emotionally. 232 00:09:10,584 --> 00:09:13,451 - Yo, hit this, dude. - Okay, I mean... 233 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:15,020 first time for everything, right? 234 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:17,355 - Oh, yeah, hit that shit, bro. - Hit it, bro! 235 00:09:17,357 --> 00:09:20,926 - Yeah, two hands. Two hands. - Like a little piccolo! 236 00:09:20,928 --> 00:09:23,662 - [gagging] [all laughing] 237 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,931 - See this guy? [all cheering] 238 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:29,901 - Yeah, hey, who wants to see me jump off this freakin' roof? 239 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:32,804 - Oh, I do! [all cheering] 240 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:33,939 - Dude! - I do as well! 241 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:36,508 - Yeah, I'm gonna. It's, like, actually a really great way 242 00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:37,876 to get the attention over to you. 243 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,911 Everybody starts talking about you at the party, it's cool. 244 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:41,446 - You know what? I love people talking about me. 245 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:43,081 - We should do it. - I'm there. I'm done. 246 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,449 - We're going. - Are you guys-- 247 00:09:44,451 --> 00:09:46,051 - Well, that's sort of my thing. - Let's do this. 248 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:48,253 - No, no! That's my thing, guys! 249 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,856 No, you--you can't! That's my thing! 250 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:53,191 [all cheering] That's my thing! 251 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:54,659 I'm gonna do it too! Break a leg! 252 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:57,796 - No, only one person can do it. Wait, jump--that's my thing! 253 00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:58,930 [leg snaps] 254 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,599 [all gasping] 255 00:10:00,601 --> 00:10:01,967 - [screaming] 256 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,435 - Dude, are you okay? 257 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,804 - So bad! Hey, hey! 258 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:09,307 It's nothing a little weed won't fix, right? 259 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:10,342 - I don't know. 260 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:13,612 - Later, skaters! These guys are actual skateboarders. 261 00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:18,350 - Actual skaters, baby! - Skaters, baby, yeah. 262 00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:20,585 - Good morning. Dope party, fellas. 263 00:10:20,587 --> 00:10:24,155 I'm so proud of you. Bango is flying off the shelves. 264 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:26,157 You guys are off the Richter scale. 265 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,826 Death toll in the hundreds. - [hisses] 266 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:30,595 - Thank you so much for saying that--that means a lot. 267 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:32,030 - Yeah, man, it was awesome, but hey. 268 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:34,966 I got a couple creative ideas to run past you, all right? 269 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,468 - Sure. - So I was thinking maybe 270 00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,036 we could do, like, theme parties, right? 271 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,971 Like, everybody dresses up like clowns 272 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:41,106 or, like, post-apocalyptic. 273 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:43,908 Something like way out there and crazy, right. 274 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,176 - Yeah. - We at Bango believe 275 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,678 that the most "out there" thing we can do 276 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:49,848 is to keep doing the same thing over and over again. 277 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,016 - Yep. - Okay. 278 00:10:51,018 --> 00:10:53,685 - But on a webseries. 279 00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:55,887 - Are we talking business? - Yeah. 280 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,589 - Isaac. Okay, good. 281 00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:59,791 - Isaac Lubetkin, Adam's manager. 282 00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,259 - [no audible dialogue] - This webseries. 283 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,394 Are we talking a rev-share? 284 00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:04,596 Because that's a thing I've at least overheard 285 00:11:04,598 --> 00:11:07,699 is a word for stuff. - Mm-hmm. Okay. 286 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:10,902 Gentlemen, we've built a brand. 287 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,905 Now we build an empire. - An empire! 288 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,240 Fu--yeah, I was just saying that. 289 00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,941 That's also one of my favorite shows. 290 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:18,243 - We build a set, we hire extras. 291 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:21,246 We shoot four scripted parties a day in a controlled environment 292 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:25,183 and then we drop a new party episode online every Friday 293 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:29,554 and the kids can party with the dudes world wiz-ide. 294 00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:32,390 On the world wide wiz-eb. - What? 295 00:11:32,392 --> 00:11:34,325 - We are gold until we drop season two 296 00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,294 and that's when the money starts rolling in. 297 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,996 - [laughing] - Okay, yeah! 298 00:11:37,998 --> 00:11:39,564 - Hang on, hang on, hang on, okay? 299 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:42,167 'Cause my client's not just gonna keep working 300 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,636 for a hat split three ways. - Yep. 301 00:11:44,638 --> 00:11:47,372 - Those days are over, Kurt, baby. 302 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,741 My guy right here... - My guy. 303 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:55,313 - He is willing to work for three hats split one way. 304 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:58,850 - I think I can get you one hat. 305 00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,553 - Hang on. Pst. 306 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,990 - Yeah, baby. 307 00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,092 - We can work with that. 308 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,193 - Ders, Ders, whoa, whoa, whoa. 309 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,428 You're drinking out of a garbage can, man. 310 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,930 - It's a garbage cup. 311 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,332 - ♪ He's insane ♪ 312 00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:19,337 - The ff-- [bell rings] 313 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,639 - All right, everybody, let's clear the set. 314 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,875 We're rolling in five. 315 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,076 - Hello? 316 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:29,581 Hello? Am I supposed to be doing something, going somewhere? 317 00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:30,582 - Yeah, I got eyes on Blake. 318 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:32,484 Morning, Blake, they need you in hair and makeup 319 00:12:32,486 --> 00:12:33,818 before you meet with the stunt coordinator. 320 00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:35,854 - What? No, no. I can't do any stunts. 321 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,189 I got some email from Isaac yesterday. 322 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,158 Evidently, stunts are exclusive to Adam. 323 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:42,894 - That is correct, but we're still going back and forth 324 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,430 on Adam's contract, and honestly, 325 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:49,200 your hair is testing better than Adam's dimples. 326 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:53,138 Yeah, so we think this is the best move for "Party Gawds." 327 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,806 - [stammers] I don't know. 328 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,675 Why don't you just let Ders do it or something? 329 00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:00,378 - He's not in the best of condition. 330 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,579 - Hey. 331 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:04,015 What do you say we go back to my dressing room, 332 00:13:04,017 --> 00:13:05,517 strip you down to nothing but that belt 333 00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:07,385 and fuck like the world's about to end? 334 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:11,689 - Excuse me? - Oh, I was just running lines. 335 00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:16,694 - Okay, yo, whoa! What the hell is that? 336 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:17,662 - It's a weave. 337 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:20,265 Kurt wanted to amp up your look. 338 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,467 Make it bigger. Way bigger. 339 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,835 - Okay, no, that's insane. 340 00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:25,970 I look like a Mortal Kombat character. 341 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,606 - I think you look cool. Johnny Cage cool. 342 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:31,476 - Uh...what are you doing here, man? 343 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:32,977 - Oh, I'm here to watch, man. 344 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,279 Bango hooked me up with a set visit 345 00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:36,014 instead of paying my medical bills. 346 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,448 Pretty sick, right? 347 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,517 Tight butthole. - Yeah, yeah, sure. 348 00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,954 Um, so, uh...when are you gonna be walking again? 349 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,989 Like, a week or a month? - Oh, never. 350 00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,891 But it's cool, man. You know, I get to tell people 351 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:50,028 that Blake Henderson saw me get paralyzed! 352 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:52,630 - I'm so jealous. - I hate my legs now. 353 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:55,300 - Stop! Stop! Take the weave somewhere. 354 00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,135 - Yeah, his hair's perfect. He doesn't need it. 355 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:59,537 - You guys, no, it's gone too far, all right? 356 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,306 You have to stop. Listen to me. 357 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:05,076 The partying, the clothes, the hair. 358 00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,979 I mean, come on! It's just hair, man. 359 00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:11,883 It's dead fingernails or something like fingernails-- 360 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,184 like, but on your head, like a horn, 361 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:17,422 like a rhino's horn, which is also hair, I think... 362 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:20,225 - Don't say that. - No, dude. 363 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:23,828 Okay, no. All right, you need to see this. 364 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,296 - No. - What are you doing? 365 00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:26,764 - It's just hair, man. It doesn't... 366 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:29,634 mean anything. It's not who I am, all right? 367 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,369 - No, no! - Please, hey, dude! 368 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,071 [all screaming] - I'm doing it! 369 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:35,406 - Don't! No, no, no! - It's just hair. 370 00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:38,243 Shut up! I'm doing it! - Please! 371 00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:40,011 [all screaming] 372 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:43,248 [somber music] - No! 373 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,349 Why? 374 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:46,951 - It's not me. It's just hair. 375 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:50,488 [clippers whirring] 376 00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:54,225 - Ahh! All right. 377 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:57,629 Now that that's gone, whom is your party gawd now? 378 00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,597 - You still look incredible. 379 00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:00,899 - Hey. Losers. 380 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:04,035 I'll be your god. - Ah-ah! Please don't. 381 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,037 - Oh, fine, fine! Take it! 382 00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,206 - Dude, there's no booze anywhere on set. 383 00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,641 Okay, this stuff? This stuff, I was like, 384 00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:11,576 "Oh, here we go, let's party. Nope, nonalcoholic. 385 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,545 It's all fake. It's all fake! Nothing's real! 386 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,114 I don't know what's real anymore. 387 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,982 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - Okay, Ders will be fine. 388 00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:19,918 We'll get him some water, some rest, I'll take care-- 389 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,386 - What happened to your goddamn hair? 390 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,254 - It's gone, okay? I'm sorry. - Ohh... 391 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,090 - No, no, no, no, 'cause I'm sick of being used, all right? 392 00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:29,527 I'm a human being! I'm not a goddamn action figure! 393 00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,195 - Step back! - Action figure? 394 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:32,230 I like the sound of that. 395 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:35,733 Isaac, let's do action figures, right? 396 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:36,467 - Done. 397 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:37,835 - Instead of DeMamp Muff Diver's Kit. 398 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,737 - Yeah, which was, by the way, a terrible idea. 399 00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:41,105 - I still like it, though. - Yeah. 400 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,007 And that's why we're still doing it. 401 00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:44,409 - Okay, Goons, turkey bacon shake? 402 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,144 - Turkey bacon shakin', baby doggy. 403 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,211 - Thank you, baby doggy. 404 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:51,215 - Kurt, I got great news, okay? Contract is signed. 405 00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:54,686 That means my boy Adam is ready to crush 406 00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:56,788 this opening stunt, all right? 407 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,357 Only deal is, he's gotta be in Slim Jim. 408 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,159 All right, everything Slim Jim, Kurt. 409 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:04,829 Top to bottom, it's gotta be Slim Jim, okay? 410 00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:06,898 - Blake's doing the stunt. 411 00:16:06,900 --> 00:16:11,102 - You backstabbing, hairy asshole. 412 00:16:11,104 --> 00:16:14,138 - Adam, I'm not doing the stunt, all right? 413 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,207 - [gasps] Your brand! 414 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,076 - I don't care about the brands, Adam, stop. 415 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,311 - After all the exposure that I've given us 416 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:23,181 with my SoCal Helpful Honda center radio spot audition, 417 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:26,117 potential forthcoming callback? - Okay, the what? 418 00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,685 - All right, I'm doing the stunt. 419 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:29,587 - Excuse me. It's my show. 420 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,189 You're not doing the stunt. 421 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:34,492 - Well, newsflash, sir. Neither am I. 422 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,827 - Fine! - I'm doing it! 423 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:38,529 - I'll do the stunt. - No, I want to. 424 00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:40,465 - I ain't afraid to die. - No one asked him. 425 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:43,134 He doesn't even have a brand. - Jager! 426 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,736 - He doesn't even have a brand-- 427 00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:45,903 [electricity crackles] - Whoa! 428 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,939 - Oh, shit! - That wasn't the stunt. 429 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:51,442 There's a whole thing with a Vespa and some Silly String. 430 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:54,078 - Oh, my God, Ders! 431 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:55,780 Did you do this to spite me? 432 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,181 - I was just trying to kill myself. 433 00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,351 - So then that's yes? Oh, it's a PR move. 434 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,286 - What? - You're trying to out-brand me? 435 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,989 Is that what--you don't even have a brand, Ders. 436 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:07,291 At least Blake had a brand til he shaved it off. 437 00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,694 He doesn't even have a brand! You know what? 438 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:13,197 You're a nice guy, and I plan on speaking at your wedding, 439 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,400 but we are done professionally, mate. 440 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:18,036 - Okay, look, these Bango guys, they got us all twisted up, 441 00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,737 but you--we don't have to act like this, Adam. 442 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,373 - I don't have to do a lot of things, okay? 443 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,808 Like be your guys's friend. - What? 444 00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,943 - Another one of those things that I don't have to do 445 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:30,848 is wipe properly because I have a guy for that now. 446 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,083 - That' strange. That's odd. 447 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,851 - Yes, he wipes my ass for me, Blake. 448 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:35,753 It's part of having an assistant! 449 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,890 - Good for you, Adam, but, you know, I have followers. 450 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:41,492 That kid right there, he tried to kill himself for me. 451 00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,428 That's pretty cool. - All right, that's it. 452 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,463 That's it. You guys-- you think you're so cool. 453 00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,833 You think you're so cool 'cause you got swag and followers. 454 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,235 Wow, great. You know what I got? 455 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,172 - Nothing, really? - You do not know karate. 456 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:57,742 - I don't know karate. - You do not know karate. 457 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,410 - I never claimed to know karate ever. 458 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,878 - Yeah, I don't think you know karate. 459 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,314 - I'm not saying I do. I'm saying you don't. 460 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:05,550 - Hey boys, come on, Let's party this puppy off. 461 00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:08,119 Or pretend. Let's make some cash. 462 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,053 - You know what? 463 00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:12,123 Fuck this, right? - Yeah! 464 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:15,426 - 'Cause I'm done, so I will see you guys... 465 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,696 but I don't wanna be you guys. [both laughing] 466 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,264 Laugh harder. Laugh harder. 467 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,133 - That was... - Oh! 468 00:18:22,135 --> 00:18:23,234 - Catchphrase! 469 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:26,104 [soft rock music] 470 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,573 - Yeah, this right here, I don't understand. 471 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,241 Why am I not the guy in the chair, right? 472 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,910 - Oh, no, Adam, that's not how a bar mitzvah works. 473 00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:36,347 - I thought I was DJing at a sports bar called Bar Mitt Fuzz. 474 00:18:36,349 --> 00:18:37,949 It's a bar mitt and there's fuzz in it. 475 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,151 - Bar Mitt Fuzz, baby doggy! - Don't do that. 476 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:42,253 Please, stop baby-dogging. - Hey. 477 00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:44,388 Would it kill you to play another song? 478 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:46,290 - Why, you don't like this one? 479 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,993 - I think Asher Roth is tight butthole. 480 00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:50,394 But not 12 times in a row. 481 00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:51,762 - This song's very tight butthole. 482 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,531 The more you listen to it, the better it gets. 483 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,566 It soaks in ya, right? - You know what? 484 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,068 Sorry, sir. Let me talk to him. 485 00:18:57,070 --> 00:19:01,339 - Oh, you're gonna talk to me? Goons, laugh. Laugh harder. 486 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:02,340 - [laughing] - Stop. 487 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,641 Don't laugh quite that hard. 488 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,376 Oh, man, you're gonna talk to me? 489 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,112 Well, Isaac, I do the talking. Josh! 490 00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:11,582 Hey, bud. I understand that you're branding yourself 491 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,585 as a real man now. Well, guess what, bud? 492 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:17,622 No matter how much you brand, no matter how much you work, 493 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,891 your friends will backstab you. 494 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:23,294 Stab you in the back with a friendship knife! 495 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:26,697 Because they are jealous of your success. 496 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:31,669 And they'll betray you and steal the stunt. 497 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,838 I'm sorry that I'm screaming. 498 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,307 Mayim Bialik, everyone. Enjoy. 499 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:39,210 - Uh, that's an actress. - She played Blossom, 500 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,611 and she was on "Big Bang Theory." 501 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,246 She's Sheldon's girlfriend. - You know what? 502 00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,682 You're a good guy and I like you 503 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,217 and I still plan on being a pallbearer 504 00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,853 at your sister's funeral, but we're done professionally. 505 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:51,055 - [laughs] - Done professionally, my baby-- 506 00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,990 - Stop it, Goons! You are fired. 507 00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:54,692 And you are fired. - Wait, is this real? 508 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,661 - And you are immediately rehired, Goons, 509 00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,596 because I need a ride home. 510 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:04,268 ♪ ♪ 511 00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,070 - Tight butthole, man? Tight butthole job. 512 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:08,539 Hey, I was just wondering, maybe you'd be more comfortable 513 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,774 wearing something on your head? 514 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:12,443 - Oh, you want me to cover my head? Why? 515 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,645 Something bothering you about it? 516 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:15,880 - It's not me, okay? I love it. 517 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:17,315 You know, it's just the people probably 518 00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,550 came here to, you know, see the hair and the cars. 519 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,720 Here, why don't you put on this? 520 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,157 - Look, Diaz, 521 00:20:26,159 --> 00:20:27,992 why don't you take a walk, all right, 522 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,227 before I lose my cool. 523 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:32,697 - Put on the hat. I'm not gonna fucking pay you. 524 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:34,232 - Yeah, okay, I'll wear that hat. 525 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:38,035 - Big fan. - Absolutely. Tight butthole. 526 00:20:38,537 --> 00:20:41,005 It gets sleazy. [laughs] 527 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,374 And, uh... 528 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,408 tight butthole. 529 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:49,347 - Hup! Hup! Whoa, way to finish, Corey. 530 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,681 Nicely done. 531 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,484 God, it feels good to be back on the deck, 532 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,253 away from all the BS... those clowns... 533 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,387 - Hey. - Yeah? 534 00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:57,822 - Sorry to be such a loose butthole, 535 00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,890 but can you get back to the announcer's booth? 536 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:01,559 The next heat is about to start. 537 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:03,894 - Right, yeah, sorry. 538 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:06,464 Good job, Corey. 539 00:21:06,466 --> 00:21:08,766 [Asher Roth's "I Love College" plays over speakers] 540 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:09,767 - All right, and next, 541 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,902 we've got the boys, 11-12, 100 butterfly. 542 00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:15,539 National record held by the Chas Morton, of course. 543 00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:19,610 In lane eight, Pat Heffernan. 544 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,380 - ♪ But my good friends is all I need ♪ 545 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:23,881 Lane eight. Ha-ha. 546 00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:26,617 You guys ever feel like sometimes 547 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,586 you're in the lane eight of life? 548 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,654 Probably we all do. 549 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,555 Treading water, trying to keep your head above 550 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:33,958 when we should really probably just sink 551 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,560 to the bottom of the pool, open our mouths, 552 00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:40,965 and let the water end it all. 553 00:21:43,168 --> 00:21:44,302 Nope, okay. 554 00:21:44,304 --> 00:21:47,305 In lane seven, 555 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,407 Brian Newman. 556 00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:53,077 - [laughs] Look who it is! 557 00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:56,280 Blakey the loser came crawling back to TAC. 558 00:21:56,282 --> 00:22:01,652 - [scoffs] You're here, so "loser" you too, bitch. 559 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:03,187 - Well, you're-- oh, you know what? 560 00:22:03,189 --> 00:22:05,823 You're a son of one. Yeah, that's right, I said it. 561 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:09,093 Son of a bitch, that means your mom is! 562 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:11,028 - No--oh, don't bring my mother-- 563 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,229 - Yeah, yeah, your mom! 564 00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:15,166 - You know not to bring mama-- - Ohh, I bring your mama! 565 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,902 I bring your mama! - [belches] 566 00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:20,438 Stop! Fighting! 567 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,572 Because you bother suck at it. 568 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,941 Ha-ha-ha-ha, you're both losers! 569 00:22:23,943 --> 00:22:25,276 - I hate you. - I hate you! 570 00:22:25,278 --> 00:22:27,011 - I hate you! I hate you! - I hate you! 571 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:30,281 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's all this shouting? 572 00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:32,516 I thought you were friends! - We are. 573 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,752 - Friends don't talk like this to each other. 574 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:37,688 So I don't want to hear any more of this nonsense 575 00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,057 because I know you're better than that! 576 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:43,027 And guys, don't take what you have for granted. 577 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:46,697 Because you don't know what you've got til it's gone. 578 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:48,132 - Yeah. 579 00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:53,070 - Yeah. - Joni Mitchell never lied. 580 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:55,473 And Waymond never shuts up! - I was like, 581 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:57,808 is he gonna stop talking any time soon? 582 00:22:57,810 --> 00:22:58,542 - Rambling. 583 00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:01,345 - Yeah, fuck you too. I like him, honestly. 584 00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:03,748 I mean, freakin' motormouth, but he had a point. 585 00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:04,482 - He did. 586 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:07,451 You know, guys, I think it's... 587 00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:10,421 I think it's time we quit the show. 588 00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:14,959 [rap music over radio] - Oh-ho-ho-ho. Okay. 589 00:23:14,961 --> 00:23:16,127 [music stops] 590 00:23:16,129 --> 00:23:18,629 - 'Sup, slap dicks? Beef squashed? 591 00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:21,132 - Water under the B-ridge? Great. 592 00:23:21,134 --> 00:23:22,867 'Cause tonight's gonna be insane. 593 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,603 Back at the stage-- - We're not gonna do it, Kurt. 594 00:23:25,605 --> 00:23:27,371 We're done. Sowwy. 595 00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:28,806 - We're not doing it for the money. 596 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,374 And we're not doing it for the Bango. 597 00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:32,376 - Although, we like the Bango. - Yeah, we've been Bango'd. 598 00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:33,577 - You have to be joking. - No. 599 00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:36,881 - You're gonna give up the ultimate gig of party gawds 600 00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:39,650 for what, weekend warrior wannabes? 601 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:40,851 Come on. - We just wanna... 602 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:44,221 step things back a little bit, just go back to when we were... 603 00:23:44,223 --> 00:23:48,392 friends only. - I respect that. 604 00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:50,728 We had a great ride. Blake. 605 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:52,463 Take this Bango slacker wig. Trust me. 606 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:55,699 - Oh, okay. You want me to wear this thing. 607 00:23:55,701 --> 00:23:58,369 - Smart. - This symbol of consumerism 608 00:23:58,371 --> 00:23:59,670 and neo-conformity. - Hey-- 609 00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:02,106 - I don't think so, all right? - Blake, no offense, 610 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,507 but you gotta put that thing on. 611 00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:04,708 - You guys don't like this look? 612 00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,210 - You know, you're not that good-looking with it, 613 00:24:06,212 --> 00:24:09,113 but without it, very foul. - Yeah. 614 00:24:09,115 --> 00:24:13,451 ♪ ♪ 615 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:17,988 ♪ ♪ 616 00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:20,057 - Oh, yeah. - That was good. Keep that one. 617 00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:21,525 - That's a keeper. - Keeper. 618 00:24:21,527 --> 00:24:23,227 - You ever heard of "puff, puff, pass," motherfucker? 619 00:24:23,229 --> 00:24:24,829 - Get in on that. That's real weed. 620 00:24:24,831 --> 00:24:26,597 That's real weed. - Of course it's real weed. 621 00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:28,532 - That's real weed. - Of course it's real. 622 00:24:28,534 --> 00:24:31,569 You know, I'm sorry about being such an egomaniac. 623 00:24:31,571 --> 00:24:34,505 You know, I feel like I really learned something 624 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:36,307 by having the show. - Yes, yes, thank you. 625 00:24:36,309 --> 00:24:37,875 Well, it's a webseries. - The webseries. 626 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,044 It's like I just need to be, like, a team player, 627 00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:41,679 and like, I'm one of the guys. 628 00:24:41,681 --> 00:24:43,280 - Yeah, totally. - Forever. 629 00:24:43,282 --> 00:24:44,682 - Yeah. - Forever, I love you dogs. 630 00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:45,950 - Yeah. - Dude, I love you guys. 631 00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:48,419 I love you guys--real talk, I'm telling you right now. 632 00:24:48,421 --> 00:24:50,621 I think the most important thing is that we just 633 00:24:50,623 --> 00:24:51,789 stay true to each other. - Right. 634 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:53,457 - Yep. Yep. - It's like maybe 635 00:24:53,459 --> 00:24:56,393 I take the wig off, you know? - Okay, yeah. 636 00:24:56,395 --> 00:24:58,162 - Oh, yeah. - Hey, real talk, 637 00:24:58,164 --> 00:24:59,763 remember how I almost killed myself? 638 00:24:59,765 --> 00:25:02,500 If you take that wig off, I will, I swear to God. 639 00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:04,535 - Yeah, if I learned anything from having the show-- 640 00:25:04,537 --> 00:25:06,637 excuse me, webseries-- it's that you're the hair guy. 641 00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:09,740 You know, you are the hair. - Yeah, I have a small head 642 00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:12,476 and a large jaw. - Yeah, yeah, and I'm tall. 643 00:25:12,478 --> 00:25:14,645 - You're tall? - Hair, height, humor. 644 00:25:14,647 --> 00:25:16,514 - Thank you, thank you so much. - That is nice. 645 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,148 - Yeah, that's the show. - Mm-hmm. 646 00:25:18,150 --> 00:25:21,252 - We should have a TV show or something. 647 00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:28,559 - Thank you guys so much. 648 00:25:28,561 --> 00:25:30,194 - That's a wrap. 649 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:33,731 [cheers and applause] 650 00:25:34,232 --> 00:25:37,434 - Thank you! Blake Henderson! - Whoo! 651 00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:40,671 - Anders Holmvik! Adam DeMamp!