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Grandpa, did you bring me
any more candy?
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Mom.
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Oh, God.
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Burt.
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Maw Maw got into the candy.
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Hang on, I'm in the middle
of something.
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Mommy, are we going
trick-or-treating?
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Maybe.
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Ooh. But first go
out on the porch.
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It's your turn to look out
for Japanese planes.
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Sorry, I was chasing down a fly.
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I got it.
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You were supposed
to be watching Maw Maw.
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You know when she eats too much
sugar, she gets all worked up
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and thinks
she's nine years old again.
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I like nine-year-old Maw Maw.
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We play jacks.
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Hey, Jimmy,
come here.
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Look what I got.
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Hmm? Let's scare Hope
with it.
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What?
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Why would
we do that?
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BURT:
It's her first Halloween?
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She's seven
months old.
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She gets scared when
somebody sneezes.
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I'm not gonna try and scare
her with a little skull.
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Come on, let me scare her
just a little bit.
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No, geez, you're worse than
that man with the scary mask
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who lives around
the block.
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I wonder if he's going
to be out this year.
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I hate Halloween.
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It started when I was three,
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and I had a really great
costume as MC Lil J.
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Then my Halloween was ruined
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by some jerk that lives
in our neighborhood.
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Aw. And I ended up
spending most of the night
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clutching onto my father,
terrified.
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Even as I got bigger, that guy
would still freak me out.
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You taking Hope
trick-or-treating tonight?
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Uh, no, I think
Hope's a little young
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to be trick-or-treating and
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yeah, I'm not really
a big Halloween guy.
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Burt, you got
to tell him.
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Shh, dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah...
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It's about the scary man
in the mask.
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What about
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the scary man in the mask?
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Did you find out who it is?
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Because we can call the cops.
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Burt...
Fine.
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There is no man in the mask.
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Is it a ghost?
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No, it's not a ghost.
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So adorable.
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JIMMY:
What the hell
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is wrong with you?
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Why would you torture me
like that?
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The hugs.
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I did it for the hugs!
What?
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When you hugged your mother,
you always gave her
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these great, tight,
squeezy hugs.
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When you'd hug me, it was weak.
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It was like getting whacked
in the neck
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with a couple pieces
of spaghetti.
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VIRGINIA:
It's true.
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You used to give him
some really crappy hugs.
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He deserved better.
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What do you say?
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Could I just scare her
just a little bit?
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No!
Come on,
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I want her to start
hugging me.
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You stay away from my daughter.
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You're forbidden to be around
my daughter on Halloween.
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You're a monster.
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Seriously, there's something
wrong with you.
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I like to be loved, Jimmy.
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It's called being a human being.
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♪ ♪
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MAN
Attention, shoppers,
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just a friendly reminder--
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there are no bikes
allowed in the store.
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Thank you. Happy Halloween.
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Jimmy.
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Fine, no, it's fine.
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I said it's fine, Wyatt.
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I don't know how to say
"it's fine" any nicer than that.
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Bye.
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Oh, hey.
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Oh, hey, what's up?
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Oh, we're out of candy.
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Maw Maw ate it all.
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She's on a sugar bender.
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She even ate a candle
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that smells
like a chocolate chip cookie,
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so...
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine. It's stupid.
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It's just
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one of the deli
guys is having
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a Halloween party tonight,
and Wyatt
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was supposed to come into town
for it and now he's not.
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You don't think
he's cheating, do you?
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What?
Hmm?
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No. No, it's just...
Oh.
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It's not that big of a deal.
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It's just, Halloween is, like,
one of my favorite holidays,
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and we're supposed to
be going as
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Batman and Robin,
and now I'm just Robin.
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I'm going to look like an idiot.
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Whatever,
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this isn't your problem.
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Thanks for letting me vent.
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Yeah-- wait.
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Just another friendly reminder
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that we appreciate
your business,
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but we can't allow bicycles
in the store.
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Happy Halloween.
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Uh, you know,
I was, uh,
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hitting a few parties
myself tonight.
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In fact, I happen to have
a Batman costume
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from last year, so
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if you wanted me to,
I don't know,
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put it on and stop by
the deli guy's party,
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I could maybe stand near you
s-so you don't look stupid.
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Well, if you
don't mind,
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I would love to
have a Batman.
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I don't mind at all.
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JAVIER AND MARCUS:
Whoo!
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Okay, I'm calling the cops
about the bike!
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Happy Halloween.
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I need you to make me
a Batman costume,
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and I need you
to watch Hope tonight.
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I'm going to a party.
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Can't do it.
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Which one?
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Neither.
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I promised nine-year-old Maw Maw
I'd take her trick-or-treating.
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You can make your own
Batman costume, but I used
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most of the black fabric
turning an old dress
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into a kitty cat costume.
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Meow.
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I'm ready
to go, Mommy.
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Meow.
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Dear Lord,
she's got it on backwards.
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All right, sweetheart,
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come with me.
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Oh.
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She looks
like a transvestite ninja.
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Hey,
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can you watch
Hope tonight?
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Me-- the monster?
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You want the monster
to watch your daughter?
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Well, not really, no,
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but, you know,
I don't have a choice, so...
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I'm sorry, I've been forbidden
by her father to be
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near her
on Halloween.
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Besides, I got plans.
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I'm going egging.
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Yeah, you're quite
a grandfather.
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I'm not cleaning this up.
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Are you sure you want
to leave her with us?
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'Cause you could just, say,
drop her at the fire station.
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What, so I can go to a party?
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I'm not going
to give my daughter away
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just so I can go to a party.
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You don't have
to leave her there for good.
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You just have
to act like you are.
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You get six hours
to change your mind.
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My father left me
there when I was seven
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after I called
him the "C" word.
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Five and a half hours
later, he came back for me.
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What kind of person would do
that just to teach you a lesson?
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I'll give you a hint-- it
begins with the letter "C."
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You ready to go home
yet, sweetheart?
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Mommy's feet are
getting tired.
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Not till my bucket's full.
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Aah!
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Damn, you were fast
when you were a little girl.
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Maw Maw, no!
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Hey.
Oh, hey.
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Oh, drink this.
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Okay.
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I decided I'm going
to have fun tonight.
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I can see that.
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Good.
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I'm a big fan of fun.
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We don't need stupid Wyatt
to have a good time, right?
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We certainly do not.
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We do not need
stupid Wyatt.
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Who's watching Hope?
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Oh, a couple of
good friends. Oh.
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She's, she's in good hands.
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Huh.
Yeah.
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What are you doing?
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I got that food
out for the baby.
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This is baby food?
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What a waste.
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This is delicioso.
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It's like meat pudding.
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Great, Javier, you ate
all the baby food.
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What are we going
to feed the baby?
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Give her
some chips.
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We can't give
her those chips.
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They're hot pepper-flavored.
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There.
I don't even know
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if she has teeth.
What if she chokes on it?
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Chew it up and spit it
into her mouth, baby bird style.
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That's gross.
It's not gross; birds do it.
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Besides, I already lickeded it.
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What difference does it make
if you chew it up?
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Hello.
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How's it going?
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Great.
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We're feeding
the baby.
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How's the party?
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Oh, great.
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She's really, she's really mad
at her boyfriend.
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I think she's looking
to get back at him.
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That's fantastic.
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All right, well,
I was just checking in.
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Uh, if she wakes up in the night
and she seems hungry,
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there's more food in the pantry.
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Okay, if we run out of
food, we'll look there.
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The pantry.
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And when she goes
to bed, make sure
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she has her favorite...
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♪ I won't go, I won't stay... ♪
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I got to go.
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♪ Till you give me a taste ♪
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♪ I wanna feel like that ♪
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♪ So I shake and you sweat ♪
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♪ And we'll dance,
no, let's sing ♪
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♪ Oh, no, no, no, no ♪
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♪ I wanna feel like that ♪
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♪ So tell me do you like that? ♪
♪ I don't think I like that ♪
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♪ Well, maybe we should stop this
♪ ♪ I wish we never started ♪
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♪ Oh, maybe we should go,
I wanna feel okay ♪
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♪ I got a problem
and it drains my soul ♪
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♪ Don't tell, nobody knows ♪
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♪ I used to feel all right... ♪
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Wyatt?
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Wyatt?
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What are you doing here?
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Surprise. Gotcha.
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You didn't think
I was really gonna
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stand you up on
Halloween, did you?
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Yes.
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Oh, my God,
I can't believe you're here!
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Tonight's gonna
be awesome!
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Y-You guys have fun, okay?
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I'm gonna...
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Hey.
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You're with us tonight.
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What do you think,
I'm gonna ditch my friend
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just 'cause
my boyfriend shows up?
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No, I mean, it's okay...
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Oh, come on, man,
let's party.
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♪ Oh, and it's a long way down
in New York City... ♪
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Okay, we're
almost full.
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00:11:37,882 --> 00:11:39,048
This one
should do it.
262
00:11:39,049 --> 00:11:40,216
And it's feet
soaking in
263
00:11:40,217 --> 00:11:43,052
Jolly Rancher martini
time for Mommy.
264
00:11:43,053 --> 00:11:44,036
Hi.
265
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,388
Trick or treat!
266
00:11:45,389 --> 00:11:47,257
Where's your kid?
267
00:11:47,258 --> 00:11:49,041
She's the kid.
268
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,911
Trick or treat!
269
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,080
No candy for people over 14.
270
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,065
This is trick-or-treating,
not panhandling.
271
00:11:56,066 --> 00:11:58,268
Trust me, I understand
where you're coming from,
272
00:11:58,269 --> 00:11:59,852
but I just want
to go home.
273
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,388
If you could maybe just give her
some raisins or maybe an apple
274
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,724
or something nasty one of your
kids got; you just re-candy.
275
00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:05,742
Trick or treat!
276
00:12:07,611 --> 00:12:11,063
Mommy, can we do a trick?
277
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:15,251
You bet your batty
nine-year-old ass we can.
278
00:12:15,252 --> 00:12:17,770
Uh, uh, Sabrina?
279
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,222
I-I think I'm
gonna take off.
280
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,076
Hey, what's going on?
281
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,212
Nothing.
282
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:28,915
I'm just staring at her.
283
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,082
That's all.
284
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,267
I'm not sniffing her feet,
285
00:12:31,268 --> 00:12:33,085
if that's what you're asking.
286
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:34,887
Was not doing that.
287
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:36,189
What...
288
00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:37,774
Oh, man, she's
passed out, huh?
289
00:12:37,775 --> 00:12:39,976
Uh, yeah, I think so.
290
00:12:39,977 --> 00:12:41,427
MAN:
Wyatt, let's go, man!
291
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,596
Yeah, a bunch of guys
I went to high school with
292
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:44,930
want me to go to
another party.
293
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,115
Would you mind
keeping an eye on her?
294
00:12:46,116 --> 00:12:47,734
Um...
295
00:12:47,735 --> 00:12:49,252
Wait. Are you asking me
296
00:12:49,253 --> 00:12:51,321
to stay here
with your passed-out girlfriend?
297
00:12:51,322 --> 00:12:52,772
MAN:
Hey, bat dudes?
298
00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:54,374
How about you both go
to the party,
299
00:12:54,375 --> 00:12:56,075
and I'll keep an eye on her?
300
00:12:56,076 --> 00:13:00,046
Look, I'm asking you to stay
here with a passed-out friend.
301
00:13:00,047 --> 00:13:02,498
Sabrina said you guys have
been hanging out a lot lately,
302
00:13:02,499 --> 00:13:04,050
which I'm totally cool
with, by the way.
303
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:06,118
I appreciate you keeping her out
of trouble while I'm at school.
304
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:08,388
Okay. Uh, yeah.
305
00:13:08,389 --> 00:13:09,839
No problem.
306
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,893
You're a good guy, Jerry.
307
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,646
Uh... Jimmy.
308
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:21,017
Ah, come on, Maw Maw,
throw it high,
309
00:13:21,018 --> 00:13:23,803
just like you're welcoming
Charles Lindbergh home.
310
00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:30,743
What's going on?
311
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:33,246
Mommy and I are
doing a trick.
312
00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,948
The bitch who lives here
wouldn't give us any candy.
313
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,500
You're not really
gonna hassle us
314
00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:39,535
for pulling a prank
on Halloween, are you?
315
00:13:39,536 --> 00:13:42,205
I might, seeing as
the pranksters are both adults,
316
00:13:42,206 --> 00:13:45,157
this is my house,
and I'm married to the bitch.
317
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,592
Oh.
318
00:13:48,178 --> 00:13:51,014
Go! Go! Go! Go!
319
00:13:51,015 --> 00:13:54,600
Hey, hey, get back here!
320
00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:56,168
All right, Maw Maw,
321
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,137
let's straighten out that
caddywhompus throw of yours.
322
00:13:58,138 --> 00:14:00,139
We're gonna be wiping our butts
with takeout bags
323
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,841
for the next week,
so let's make this count!
324
00:14:29,303 --> 00:14:32,755
Oh, dude, I'm telling you
for the last time, okay?
325
00:14:32,756 --> 00:14:34,640
I got this.
326
00:14:36,143 --> 00:14:37,977
Okay.
327
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:56,863
Oh, no, don't take
me in here.
328
00:14:56,864 --> 00:14:58,247
I hate haunted houses.
329
00:14:58,248 --> 00:14:59,532
It's my house.
330
00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:00,867
It's not haunted.
331
00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:03,336
My dad says it was built
on an Indian burial ground,
332
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:06,071
but now I think he just
said that so I'd hug him.
333
00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:16,099
Come here.
334
00:15:30,481 --> 00:15:32,431
Whoa.
335
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,452
That was... amazing.
336
00:15:36,453 --> 00:15:38,037
Yeah?
337
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:39,772
Where'd you learn
to kiss like that?
338
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:42,458
You better not
339
00:15:42,459 --> 00:15:44,627
be cheating on me, Wyatt.
340
00:15:44,628 --> 00:15:46,462
Oh.
341
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,466
Oh.
342
00:15:59,927 --> 00:16:02,678
MARCUS: "Dude, Javier got a
booty call, and if you remember,
343
00:16:02,679 --> 00:16:05,298
"I didn't want to do this
in the first place.
344
00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:06,649
"It's cool, though.
345
00:16:06,650 --> 00:16:08,518
"I took Hope
to the fire station.
346
00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:11,821
You've got until 6:00 a.m.
to go get her back."
347
00:16:14,658 --> 00:16:16,709
What's going on?
348
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:19,996
I'm gonna lose Hope.
349
00:16:21,593 --> 00:16:23,428
What do you mean,
you're gonna lose Hope?
350
00:16:23,429 --> 00:16:25,012
Where is she?
351
00:16:25,013 --> 00:16:27,348
She's at the fire station.
Those idiots
352
00:16:27,349 --> 00:16:28,483
dropped her off there
and must have thought
353
00:16:28,484 --> 00:16:29,767
I would have been home sooner.
354
00:16:29,768 --> 00:16:31,018
And I've got five minutes
to get her back.
355
00:16:31,019 --> 00:16:32,353
Where are my keys?!
356
00:16:32,354 --> 00:16:33,905
You can't drive.
You been drinking.
357
00:16:33,906 --> 00:16:35,356
You're right. You drive. Jimmy,
358
00:16:35,357 --> 00:16:37,224
I've been egging houses
with 12-year-olds all night.
359
00:16:37,225 --> 00:16:39,059
You think there's
any possible way I'm sober?
360
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:43,898
Come on, hurry up!
361
00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:46,233
I can't! I have a flat!
362
00:16:46,234 --> 00:16:47,668
Don't worry. I'll get her.
363
00:16:47,669 --> 00:16:49,403
Daddy's gonna make
everything okay.
364
00:17:03,919 --> 00:17:05,019
You got her!
365
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:06,471
Yeah.
366
00:17:06,472 --> 00:17:09,724
Showed 'em my I.D.,
told them I was the grandpa.
367
00:17:09,725 --> 00:17:10,925
I got there just in time.
368
00:17:15,597 --> 00:17:18,816
Yeah, that's the stuff.
369
00:17:32,748 --> 00:17:34,832
So, how was the party?
370
00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:36,134
I kissed her.
371
00:17:36,135 --> 00:17:37,117
Get out of here!
372
00:17:37,118 --> 00:17:38,719
Yeah, only she was really drunk,
373
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,721
and she thought
she was kissing her boyfriend,
374
00:17:40,722 --> 00:17:42,673
but apparently,
I'm a better kisser than him,
375
00:17:42,674 --> 00:17:43,958
so, that's good.
376
00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,760
BURT:
You're welcome.
377
00:17:45,761 --> 00:17:47,311
You got that from your dad.
378
00:17:47,312 --> 00:17:49,180
I'm an excellent tongue kisser.
379
00:17:50,899 --> 00:17:52,600
Gross.
380
00:17:52,601 --> 00:17:54,986
That's weird.
381
00:17:54,987 --> 00:17:56,737
What?
382
00:17:56,738 --> 00:17:58,573
There's drool on the sheet,
but it's still wet.
383
00:17:58,574 --> 00:18:00,107
If she was at the fire station
384
00:18:00,108 --> 00:18:01,642
for the last six hours,
385
00:18:01,643 --> 00:18:02,643
how is it still wet?
386
00:18:02,644 --> 00:18:04,462
Maybe the roof is leaking.
387
00:18:04,463 --> 00:18:05,980
Well, it's not raining,
388
00:18:05,981 --> 00:18:08,282
and the ceiling is dry.
389
00:18:08,283 --> 00:18:10,368
Maybe she spit up an ice cube?
390
00:18:12,538 --> 00:18:14,589
What did you do?
391
00:18:14,590 --> 00:18:16,707
Okay.
392
00:18:30,956 --> 00:18:32,356
What's up?
393
00:18:32,357 --> 00:18:34,976
We're baby-watching
the baby.
394
00:18:34,977 --> 00:18:36,310
Get out of here.
395
00:18:36,311 --> 00:18:37,745
I sang her to sleep
with a medley
396
00:18:37,746 --> 00:18:39,063
of slow Beatles songs.
397
00:18:39,064 --> 00:18:40,865
Marcus did the whistling part
of "Blackbird."
398
00:18:40,866 --> 00:18:42,450
It was... beautiful.
399
00:18:42,451 --> 00:18:43,651
So Jimmy's not home yet?
400
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:45,453
No.
401
00:18:45,454 --> 00:18:48,689
Oh, this is gonna be good.
402
00:18:53,295 --> 00:18:55,029
He's coming.
403
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:57,164
He's coming! He's coming!
He's coming!
404
00:18:59,918 --> 00:19:01,485
No. No, don't
take me in here.
405
00:19:01,486 --> 00:19:02,837
I hate haunted houses.
406
00:19:23,492 --> 00:19:25,409
What's going on?
407
00:19:25,410 --> 00:19:26,994
Don't worry. I'll get her.
408
00:19:26,995 --> 00:19:29,447
Daddy's gonna make
everything okay.
409
00:19:38,707 --> 00:19:40,574
Yeah, that's the stuff.
410
00:19:42,077 --> 00:19:43,294
You're a monster!
411
00:19:43,295 --> 00:19:45,245
I'm sorry, but when
you turned 13,
412
00:19:45,246 --> 00:19:47,081
you barely
hugged me anymore.
413
00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:48,799
Then that damn
high five came along.
414
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,218
I had to do whatever I could to
feel your chest against mine.
415
00:19:51,219 --> 00:19:52,637
Get out!
416
00:19:52,638 --> 00:19:55,439
Fine. Be mad, but you
can't take back that hug.
417
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,591
That was a great hug!
418
00:20:11,206 --> 00:20:12,540
It's all right.
419
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:14,575
Hey, it's just thunder.
420
00:20:14,576 --> 00:20:16,410
Okay, come up.
421
00:20:16,411 --> 00:20:18,212
Wow.
422
00:20:18,213 --> 00:20:20,965
Somebody's holding on tight.
423
00:20:20,966 --> 00:20:23,918
A hug is a powerful thing.
424
00:20:23,919 --> 00:20:26,420
It makes you feel wanted,
needed and loved,
425
00:20:26,421 --> 00:20:30,124
all at the same time,
and when your kid hugs you,
426
00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:33,344
well, I can see
how you get addicted.
427
00:20:33,345 --> 00:20:37,237
Maybe my dad's not a monster.
428
00:20:37,238 --> 00:20:40,445
♪ I met a girl on Halloween ♪
429
00:20:40,446 --> 00:20:43,939
♪ Well, she was lost
and I was drunk ♪
430
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:51,359
♪ And it was dark
and cold out when we left ♪
431
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,641
♪ And as we walked,
the rain started ♪
432
00:20:54,642 --> 00:20:58,107
♪ The leaves softened
with every step ♪
433
00:20:58,108 --> 00:21:00,127
♪ And all around us ♪
434
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:05,404
♪ People slept alone
with their dreams ♪
435
00:21:11,807 --> 00:21:15,988
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
436
00:21:15,989 --> 00:21:19,927
♪ Ooh, ooh. ♪
437
00:21:19,928 --> 00:21:26,286
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