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Oh, Shelly.

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I told you,
if you saw bugs on her,

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they're just termites.

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You didn't need to put her in the flee pit.


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Oh no, that's not the flee pit.

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The flee pit's over there.

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Hope's in time out,

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she's doing a 30 minutes stretch for
hitting Jeremy.

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Hitting?
That's not like her.

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Why's the dog in time out?

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Rape.

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Oh, I know they shouldn't
sharing a cell,

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but I ran out of plastic fence.

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And it's not like
he raped a kid.

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He raped a lamp.

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He busted its bulb.

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Oh, I wouldn't
worry about Hope.

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She must have learned
how to fight

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during her first six months
in the slammer,

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'cause you should have seen her
kick Jeremy's ass.

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Next time, you'll think twice
before you snatch a tinker toy

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from my girl, won't you?

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We don't care for Jeremy;
he's a bit difficult.

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Jeremy's a fart face.

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♪ Whoo! ♪

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♪ Here we go, oh, oh, oh ♪

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♪ Daddy-o, oh, oh, oh ♪

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♪ Birth control, no, no, no ♪

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♪ Let it roll, oh, oh, oh ♪

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♪ Oh, oh... ♪

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♪ Whoo! ♪

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♪ Here we go, oh, oh, oh ♪

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♪ Oh, oh, oh! ♪

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Eat your dinner
before it melts.

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Popsicles and olives?

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Have we just given up?

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We can't have any
food in the house

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while they tent
for termites.

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We're eating everything
in the fridge.

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Maw Maw's been over
there an hour already.

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It's like having a goat.

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She hit a kid at day care.

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Here we go.

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I told you!

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What?

48
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Did she really hit a kid?

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Yeah, she hit a kid;
kids hit kids, what?

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It's starting!

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What's starting?

52
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Jimmy, you know how
those Kardashian girls

53
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all have real big butts?

54
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Then you look at their mother,
and she's got a big butt, too?

55
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Hope's mother was
a serial killer.

56
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Oh, come on! She's a baby!

57
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John Wayne Gacy was a baby, too.

58
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And so was Ted Bundy!

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And remember Son of Sam?

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At one point,
<i>Sam</i> was walking around going

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"This is my brand-new baby."

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It's not just Lucy.

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This kid's grandparents are
whackjobs, too.

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They're in prison for trying to
kidnap this kid!

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Are they still in prison?

66
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Yeah, I see the dad
all the time on Highway 8,

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picking up trash
with the work crew.

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He looks good, but who wouldn't
look good in a jumpsuit?

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She just hit one kid, I'm sure
it's nothing to worry about.

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Finished.

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Good job, Maw Maw.

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Ah.

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Where's all
the refrigerator magnets?

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What?

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All those fruit-shaped magnets
that were on the freezer.

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Uh...

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<i>If you'd like to make a call
,</i> <i>please hang up and kill again.</i>

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Aah!

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Termites, huh?

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Yep, poor little
wood-eating bastards.

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They see the tent going up,

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they probably think they're at
the circus.

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Hey, give me those!

84
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I'm gonna put all the baby
stuff in the storage pod.

85
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Listen, the termite guy's gonna
turn on the gas soon.

86
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Since I'm pretty sure nothing's
gonna happen tonight,

87
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I think we got five minutes; we
can sneak inside for a quickie.

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Even if the termite
guy catches us,

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he seems very discrete.

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Hey, I love doing it
in tents, too.

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But since what usually
takes you five minutes

92
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sometimes takes me ten,
I got to pass.

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All right.

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So, you put all the furniture
the same way it was

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in the house.
What that really necessary?

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Since we're gonna be sleeping
out here for two nights,

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I didn't want Maw Maw
to get confused.

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Even on her normal nights, she might
accidentally pee in the hamper.

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I'm heading to work.

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Uh, there's something I need
to do first.

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I'll see you.

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So, where do we go
to the bathroom?

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Where you always go.

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The bathroom!

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Damn it, Burt!
That's my good bucket!

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Not anymore!

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My... slipper's running away!

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Can I help you?

109
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Uh, I need to talk
to one of the prisoners?

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He's my daughter's grandfather.

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The guy with the pigtails.

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Take off, son.

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In here, he's
nobody's grandfather.

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Go on! Get!

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Hey! Dale!

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Oh, hey, Jimmy, hi.

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- How you doing?
- Not so good.

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I'm in jail, and
as you can see by my hairstyle

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I've had to make
a few compromises

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in order to ensure my safety.

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Hello again.

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How-how's Hope?

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Good, good. Hey, I was wondering
if I could ask you a question.

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Well sure, you...

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Hey!
When Lucy was Hope's age,

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- did she hit other kids?
- Yeah.

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Then around two years old,
she started biting.

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And right around three,
she graduated to light stabbing.

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Thanks, that's all I needed!

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James, what are you doing?

131
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I don't know, making an animal.

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That's a cat. People are going
to think that's cat meat.

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That's 90% beef; make a cow.

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Sorry.

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Guys, what if my parents are
right?

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I mean, Lucy hit kids, too.

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What if this is the start

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of Hope turning into
a serial killer?

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That's crazy; just 'cause
Hope's mom stabbed somebody.

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And shot someone.
And strangled someone.

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And poisoned someone.

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Okay, we all watched the <i>Geraldo</i>
special,

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what's your point?

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That nurture is more
important than nature.

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I mean, how you raise her
is gonna make her who she is.

146
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Sabrina's right;
nurture is everything.

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My parents were lesbians,
but I'm not a lesbian.

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I do like
women, though.

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Oh, tricky math
on this one.

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But I love my parents.

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My dad always pushed me hard to
become an Olympic gymnast.

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I never made it to the Olympics,
but hey...

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My point is, kids react to the
environment they're raised in.

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Hope will be fine.

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Plus, it's not like
she's been exposed

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to a lot of violence or
conflict, right?

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You burnt the toast again?!

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You have to stop being
distracted by the TV!

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I'm sorry! That commercial

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for Crazy Michael's
Appliance Store was on

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and I can't decide
if he's an actor

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or if he's really
crazy... I'm mesmerized!

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Stop it!

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Oh! My battery's
dead again.

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Have you been using my
headlights

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to practice your stupid shadow
puppets?

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Stupid? I found a great one last
night.

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What's that look like to you?

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It looks like an idiot who keeps
leaving my headlights on.

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Wrong! Moose antlers!

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Oh, damn it, Jimmy!

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You're a grown man.

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When are you gonna stop
spilling drinks?

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Ow!

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Ow.
Ow!

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I got to go.

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James?

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Can I get three pounds
of the cat?

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So, no more arguing,
no more fighting.

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Nothing.

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Look, Jimmy, I'm all
for making sure

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she doesn't murder
us one day.

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But why
worry now?

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She's still got that
big soft spot on her head.

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It's like
an emergency kill switch.

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You know what
babies are like.

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One day they're crawling,
next day they're walking.

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One day they can't even use
a spoon.

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The next day,
they're stabbing you.

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He's right.

191
00:09:01,931 --> 00:09:03,815
She can walk now,
she can pick stuff up.

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00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:05,150
Those are
the two most important things

193
00:09:05,234 --> 00:09:06,785
you need to know how to do
to kill somebody.

194
00:09:06,869 --> 00:09:09,955
As long as we show her that
people should be kind,

195
00:09:10,039 --> 00:09:12,324
keep everything peaceful,
and don't raise our voices...

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I think we'll be okay.

197
00:09:14,076 --> 00:09:15,577
We can't let our guard down.

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I love her, but I'm gonna sleep
with one eye open

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till she moves out
of this house.

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And in this family, that could
be a long, long time.

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Virginia!

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00:09:24,687 --> 00:09:27,305
Did you bring my guitar out
like I asked?

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00:09:27,390 --> 00:09:28,924
No, I was going to,
but that

204
00:09:28,975 --> 00:09:31,459
Crazy Mike commercial
came on, and I got sucked in.

205
00:09:31,510 --> 00:09:33,294
I swear, if
that guy doesn't

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00:09:33,346 --> 00:09:36,264
really have Tourette's, he's
freaking DeNiro. Virginia!

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00:09:36,315 --> 00:09:37,649
I told you I wanted to play

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00:09:37,733 --> 00:09:38,900
around the campfire!
I can't believe this!

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Shh!

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Okey-dokey!

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00:09:44,607 --> 00:09:46,308
I'll go get it!

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00:09:46,375 --> 00:09:48,193
Whoa-whoah! You're not
going in there, are you?

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00:09:48,277 --> 00:09:49,444
What about
the chemicals?

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00:09:49,495 --> 00:09:50,996
I'll hold my breath
and close my eyes.

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00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:51,997
It'll be like
eating Indian food.

216
00:10:29,339 --> 00:10:30,440
I got it!

217
00:10:30,533 --> 00:10:31,783
That's a lamp.

218
00:10:33,234 --> 00:10:35,253
What did I go in there for?

219
00:10:35,321 --> 00:10:36,321
A guitar.

220
00:10:48,167 --> 00:10:49,884
♪ There's a skeeter
on my peter ♪

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♪ Get it off ♪

222
00:10:53,356 --> 00:10:54,889
♪ There's a dozen
on my cousin ♪

223
00:10:54,974 --> 00:10:56,558
♪ You can hear the
suckers buzzin' ♪

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I could get used
to a world without roofs.

225
00:11:03,699 --> 00:11:05,784
I love the fresh air.

226
00:11:05,851 --> 00:11:07,485
And I hate roofers.

227
00:11:10,856 --> 00:11:12,624
Rain!

228
00:11:12,691 --> 00:11:14,692
Burt, did you check the weather?

229
00:11:14,744 --> 00:11:16,661
No, I did not.

230
00:11:35,226 --> 00:11:36,176
Hey!

231
00:11:36,261 --> 00:11:37,460
I put everything I could

232
00:11:37,512 --> 00:11:39,563
into the car, just
to make room in here.

233
00:11:39,712 --> 00:11:42,231
My pickup has the clothes,
Jimmy's van has the food.

234
00:11:42,216 --> 00:11:44,134
And Virginia's got
junk in her trunk.

235
00:11:44,201 --> 00:11:45,668
Hey! Junk in the trunk!

236
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:46,920
I just got that.

237
00:11:47,004 --> 00:11:48,338
You good,
Maw Maw?

238
00:11:48,389 --> 00:11:52,142
Train travel... it's
the only way to see America.

239
00:11:52,209 --> 00:11:56,096
Okay, well... we're
going through a tunnel!

240
00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:57,981
Okay, well, I'm
going out to the van

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00:11:58,048 --> 00:11:59,599
to get some food.

242
00:11:59,683 --> 00:12:01,050
It's pretty dark
out there.

243
00:12:01,102 --> 00:12:03,570
So, for dinner tonight we're
either having flank steak,

244
00:12:03,654 --> 00:12:05,488
or floormats.

245
00:12:18,169 --> 00:12:20,403
So come on down...

246
00:12:24,625 --> 00:12:28,011
Do any of you butt lumps need
a damn clock radio?

247
00:12:28,078 --> 00:12:30,713
I need one,
I need at least three!

248
00:12:30,765 --> 00:12:33,767
- I need three to control my mind!
- Whoo!

249
00:12:33,851 --> 00:12:36,236
♪ Clock radio!♪

250
00:12:36,303 --> 00:12:39,589
Want to buy a DVD?

251
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,058
Ron Paul for President.

252
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:45,645
What are you?

253
00:12:45,729 --> 00:12:47,464
Living in these pods
isn't so bad.

254
00:12:47,531 --> 00:12:49,616
I wonder what poor people do
when their houses get tented

255
00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,484
and they have no place to live.

256
00:12:51,569 --> 00:12:53,937
This is what poor people do;
we're poor.

257
00:12:55,825 --> 00:12:57,426
Still, it's not so bad.

258
00:12:57,493 --> 00:12:58,961
Aah!

259
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,179
Oh, crap!

260
00:13:00,263 --> 00:13:03,098
Whoo-whoo-whoo!

261
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:04,383
Whoo!

262
00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:06,435
Whoo-whoo!

263
00:13:08,939 --> 00:13:10,172
Whoah!

264
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,858
Whoah, yourself, sock-burner!

265
00:13:12,943 --> 00:13:15,060
Sorry, I got distracted
by the neighbor's TV.

266
00:13:15,145 --> 00:13:16,312
Aw, you're always
doing that!

267
00:13:16,363 --> 00:13:17,730
It's like you have ADD.

268
00:13:17,814 --> 00:13:19,231
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...

269
00:13:19,316 --> 00:13:21,183
Not in front
of the anger sponge.

270
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:26,070
Look at us,
being affectionate.

271
00:13:26,122 --> 00:13:27,923
and not murdering each other.

272
00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:29,841
This is the norm.

273
00:13:39,018 --> 00:13:40,685
Ow.

274
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:43,021
Where you going?

275
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:44,889
Going to the gas
station to potty.

276
00:13:44,941 --> 00:13:47,392
Just try the bucket chair,
just to say you did it.

277
00:13:47,443 --> 00:13:49,277
Why would I want
to say that?

278
00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:51,596
Got to go, got to go,
got to go-go-go.

279
00:13:51,647 --> 00:13:53,815
Got to go, got to go, got to go!

280
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,767
Got to go! Got to go! Got to go!

281
00:13:55,818 --> 00:13:58,269
Okay, I'm gonna go.

282
00:13:58,321 --> 00:14:00,271
I'm going.

283
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,960
No, no, no.

284
00:14:05,044 --> 00:14:06,995
No! No! Aah!

285
00:14:07,079 --> 00:14:10,915
Did you leave the lights
on in my car last night?

286
00:14:10,967 --> 00:14:12,250
Uh, maybe.

287
00:14:12,301 --> 00:14:14,285
Damn it! The battery's dead

288
00:14:14,337 --> 00:14:16,171
and the other cars are
too full to drive!

289
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,390
Ah, dat, dat, dat...
Baby's awake.

290
00:14:20,643 --> 00:14:23,345
- Hey, hon!
- Hi, pumpkin!

291
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:26,147
Ah, oooh.

292
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,826
Ahh...

293
00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:41,997
Boo-ya!

294
00:14:48,771 --> 00:14:51,773
Take a picture,
it'll last longer!

295
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,626
Hey!

296
00:14:54,677 --> 00:14:56,177
Wait! Hey, you!

297
00:14:56,245 --> 00:14:59,848
Technically, with my head just
over the steering wheel,

298
00:14:59,932 --> 00:15:01,933
I can see a good part of the
side view mirror

299
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,435
from the reflection
in my windshield

300
00:15:03,502 --> 00:15:04,636
that was reflecting
off the empty aquarium

301
00:15:04,687 --> 00:15:06,604
in the passenger seat.

302
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,306
You need an unobstructed view.

303
00:15:08,357 --> 00:15:09,858
And did I mention
the reflection in the aquarium?

304
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:12,193
Look, if you want to live out of
your van, that's your business.

305
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:13,344
But don't drive it around.

306
00:15:13,396 --> 00:15:14,946
I don't live in the van.

307
00:15:15,013 --> 00:15:17,115
Actually, currently I live in
the storage pod,

308
00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:19,200
which is a funny story.

309
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,069
Because I have
termites, and...

310
00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:23,121
You're still writing me
that ticket.

311
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:25,407
Okay, well, that is good

312
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,242
because it gives
me another chance

313
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:30,045
to practice my maturity and my
ability to not get mad,

314
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:32,297
even though I am now
very late for work.

315
00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:33,381
So...

316
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:35,884
thank you, all's dandy!

317
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:47,145
♪ Pressure, pushing down on me ♪

318
00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:54,017
♪ Pressing down on you, no man
ask for, under pressure ♪

319
00:15:54,182 --> 00:15:56,150
♪ That brings a building down ♪

320
00:15:56,201 --> 00:16:00,955
♪ Splits a family in two,
puts people on streets ♪

321
00:16:01,022 --> 00:16:04,191
♪ Um ba ba be, um ba ba be... ♪

322
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:10,122
Two hundred dollars?!

323
00:16:10,207 --> 00:16:12,959
Where the hell am I going to get
that kind of money, man?

324
00:16:13,198 --> 00:16:15,550
I mean...
I pay for food when I get hungry!

325
00:16:15,546 --> 00:16:17,631
I don't just get to go to the
restaurant and eat for free

326
00:16:17,693 --> 00:16:19,860
because of some stupid badge on
my shirt!

327
00:16:19,928 --> 00:16:21,261
Say what you want about me,

328
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,763
but please don't
disrespect the badge.

329
00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:25,066
Why don't you use your badge to
catch some real criminals?

330
00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:28,953
You idiot! You ridiculous,
stupid idiot!

331
00:16:29,037 --> 00:16:32,373
Sir, pick that up, or I'll have
to cite you for littering.

332
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,909
Littering? Seriously?
You want to see littering?

333
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:37,128
I'm gonna make it rain, bitch!

334
00:16:37,212 --> 00:16:40,665
Whoo! How you gonna give a
ticket without your ticket book?

335
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:43,968
You stupid beeaaa...

336
00:16:53,325 --> 00:16:55,110
Well, I can't reach my parents,

337
00:16:55,161 --> 00:16:58,246
but, uh, my friend says she can
pick me up around dinner.

338
00:16:58,313 --> 00:17:00,865
So, do I just sit
around here all day?

339
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:04,152
Oh, no.
Since the state budget cuts,

340
00:17:04,203 --> 00:17:06,838
no one gets to just sit around.

341
00:17:12,211 --> 00:17:14,462
You know, I'm just glad Hope
wasn't there to see it.

342
00:17:14,513 --> 00:17:15,930
I really lost my temper.

343
00:17:15,998 --> 00:17:18,883
Right, you never want to
let a child see you upset.

344
00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:21,469
Exactly. That's a whole thing
we're working on at the house.

345
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:25,807
Well, kudos. We made a point
never to argue in front of Lucy.

346
00:17:27,026 --> 00:17:29,694
Really? You
never argued?

347
00:17:29,779 --> 00:17:31,012
I figured you
guys argued a lot

348
00:17:31,063 --> 00:17:33,114
and that's what
made Lucy violent.

349
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:36,317
Hey, <i>ese,</i> I found
your underwear.

350
00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:42,574
It's very important
for a child's environment

351
00:17:42,658 --> 00:17:44,209
that the role models
around them

352
00:17:44,293 --> 00:17:46,294
make a consistent and
conspicuous effort

353
00:17:46,361 --> 00:17:47,695
to keep calm.

354
00:17:47,746 --> 00:17:50,698
That's right, you
don't wear underwear.

355
00:17:50,749 --> 00:17:52,550
'Cause you're
a baby!

356
00:17:52,635 --> 00:17:54,552
And here's your
dirty diaper.

357
00:17:54,637 --> 00:17:57,872
That's it!
I'm done!

358
00:17:57,923 --> 00:17:59,808
Race war!

359
00:18:04,597 --> 00:18:06,181
Hit him, not me, <i> estupido!</i>

360
00:18:14,389 --> 00:18:16,407
And then he says,
they never argued

361
00:18:16,492 --> 00:18:18,159
at all around Lucy, and
she wasn't allowed

362
00:18:18,227 --> 00:18:19,244
to argue, either.

363
00:18:19,328 --> 00:18:21,162
Which is probably why,
later in life,

364
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:22,614
when she had a conflict with
someone,

365
00:18:22,698 --> 00:18:24,303
she stuck an ice-pick
in their eye.

366
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,338
- And neck.
- And ear.

367
00:18:25,339 --> 00:18:27,352
Man, I wish we'd taped that
<i>Geraldo</i> special.

368
00:18:27,419 --> 00:18:28,786
But the point is,

369
00:18:28,871 --> 00:18:30,288
- you have to let off steam.
- Right.

370
00:18:30,372 --> 00:18:31,840
It's like when you stick a cork

371
00:18:31,907 --> 00:18:33,124
in one of those cartoon
tea-kettles.

372
00:18:33,209 --> 00:18:35,543
Yes. You get fat, red,
angry and explode.

373
00:18:35,594 --> 00:18:36,878
I mean, that's what happened
to me today.

374
00:18:36,929 --> 00:18:38,930
If we're not careful,
it'll happen to all of us.

375
00:18:39,014 --> 00:18:42,416
Actually, I had a little bit
of an incident myself today.

376
00:19:09,745 --> 00:19:13,081
I might've lost my temper
a little today, too.

377
00:19:13,132 --> 00:19:13,998
I want a fish dog.

378
00:19:14,066 --> 00:19:16,067
No onions, extra pickle.

379
00:19:16,135 --> 00:19:19,287
Onions and pickle.

380
00:19:19,338 --> 00:19:21,723
No onions. Extra pickle.

381
00:19:21,790 --> 00:19:23,124
On a fish dog.

382
00:19:23,192 --> 00:19:26,261
Extra pickle. No onions. Hm?

383
00:19:27,746 --> 00:19:29,581
Ah.

384
00:19:32,434 --> 00:19:34,936
Huh.

385
00:19:37,356 --> 00:19:40,024
No onions, extra pickles?

386
00:19:40,109 --> 00:19:43,027
Virginia, I think I got yours!

387
00:19:43,112 --> 00:19:44,996
Yeah, I was embarrassed,
but at the same time,

388
00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,614
I was pretty impressed that I
still fit

389
00:19:46,665 --> 00:19:48,149
through the drive-thru window.

390
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,918
It's not that impressive,
considering the first time

391
00:19:49,985 --> 00:19:51,452
you did it, you were
pregnant with Jimmy.

392
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:56,457
<i>You put any four people</i>
<i>in a house together,</i>

393
00:19:56,508 --> 00:19:57,992
<i>and they're gonna argue</i>
<i>a little.</i>

394
00:19:58,043 --> 00:20:00,962
<i>When you throw in the fact that</i>
<i>they do stupid things,</i>

395
00:20:01,013 --> 00:20:03,164
<i>over and over again,</i>

396
00:20:03,215 --> 00:20:05,516
<i>they're gonna argue a lot.</i>

397
00:20:05,601 --> 00:20:08,169
<i>But the good thing about</i>
<i>arguing is it lets you get out</i>

398
00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:11,139
<i>all the bad</i> <i>so you can make</i>
<i>room for the good.</i>

399
00:20:18,814 --> 00:20:21,950
<i>It's not that important whether</i>
<i>or not you get mad,</i>

400
00:20:22,017 --> 00:20:23,952
<i>'cause you're probably gonna.</i>

401
00:20:24,019 --> 00:20:26,537
<i>What's important is what you do</i>
<i>afterwards.</i>

402
00:20:26,622 --> 00:20:29,040
So, you're gonna see us argue
from time to time.

403
00:20:29,124 --> 00:20:31,192
But you're also gonna see
us laugh.

404
00:20:31,243 --> 00:20:34,295
'Cause a lot of families might
argue less than we do,

405
00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:36,914
but no family laughs more
than we do.

406
00:20:36,999 --> 00:20:39,500
And don't worry about all that
serial killer stuff.

407
00:20:39,551 --> 00:20:42,503
I don't think, deep down,
anyone really thinks

408
00:20:42,554 --> 00:20:45,673
that you're gonna kill us.

409
00:20:45,724 --> 00:20:47,925
Did you lock
the bedroom door?

410
00:20:48,010 --> 00:20:49,344
Damn right,
I did.

411
00:20:49,395 --> 00:20:53,947
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