1 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:46,503 I'm just... I don't feel pretty right now. 2 00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:49,923 Having my friends here is great, but it's like, 3 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:53,886 making my self-esteem go down really bad. 4 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:56,055 And they look so good, and they're just like, 5 00:00:56,222 --> 00:00:59,725 like the hottest girls in the world, and here I am just like... 6 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:01,935 ...and you're... - Babe. 7 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:05,439 - I got to get ready. - No, you don't. Come here. 8 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,191 - That's just it. - What? 9 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:10,319 Kendra, you are the most beautiful woman. 10 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:13,489 And don't let anybody coming around... 11 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:18,744 ...after you just had a baby, make you not feel that way, babe. 12 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,363 You want that? 13 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:56,073 All right, come on. Follow me. 14 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:41,243 Kendal Strickland wasn't just the prettiest girl at Waverley Prep, 15 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,579 she was a legend. 16 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:47,624 As a junior, the student council voted to dedicate the yearbook to her, 17 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:50,586 even though another student had recently died. 18 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,380 Hey, Mavis, it's Jim again. Just callin' to bug you. 19 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:18,924 We need that draft ofWaverley 178. 20 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,593 We can work with something rough. Last one, sweetheart. 21 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,428 I know you can do it. Hopefully by Friday? 22 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:26,890 When you send something that soon, it's for the inner circle. 23 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:30,269 It's not for the ex-girlfriend of the father who doesn't talk to him anymore. 24 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:34,898 Frankly, that's a slap in the face. Right? 25 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:38,568 You seem a little overly worked up about this. 26 00:04:38,736 --> 00:04:40,237 I am not worked up in the slightest. 27 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:43,782 I was just trying to tell you about something that happened. God! 28 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,951 Well, good for them, right? 29 00:04:46,744 --> 00:04:48,620 Buddy seems like he'd be a decent parent. 30 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,915 Can you imagine still living in Mercury? 31 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:57,963 Trapped with a wife and a kid, and some crappy job? 32 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,298 It's like... 33 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,470 It's like he's a hostage. 34 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:10,726 Yup. We're lucky we got out. 35 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:13,979 - Yes. - We have lives. 36 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:19,484 Let me let you borrow an outfit 'cause that dress is hideous, honey. 37 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,904 I'm excited that Kourtney is gonna come with me now to the TV Guide party 38 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:25,782 because who wants to go to a party by themselves? 39 00:05:25,950 --> 00:05:28,076 - It's to die for. - That is fab. 40 00:05:33,374 --> 00:05:36,460 I just think that Tyler and I are like soul twins. 41 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:38,962 You know? Right before he texts me, 42 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:40,464 - it's like I can... - Sense it? 43 00:05:40,631 --> 00:05:42,507 Yes! Like psychically. 44 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:45,469 It's like we have chemistry, even over our phones. 45 00:05:45,636 --> 00:05:47,929 Like text chemistry. 46 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:51,266 Exactly. 47 00:05:51,434 --> 00:05:54,686 Just as Kendal hit "send," a message from Ryan popped up like magic. 48 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,397 It couldn't be denied. 49 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:59,858 They had "textual chemistry." 50 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:24,591 So, all told, I spent a year in Southeast Asia. 51 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,134 Why? 52 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:30,639 Long story short, I ended up a volunteer teacher in Phnom Penh. 53 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:33,225 Oh, my God. Yikes. 54 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:37,396 Yeah, it was probably one of the most rewarding things I've ever done. 55 00:06:38,815 --> 00:06:40,273 Of course. 56 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,484 Sure, totally. 57 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:12,842 I didn't want to hurt you 58 00:09:13,010 --> 00:09:16,638 Oh, yeah 59 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:39,452 Dolce, take a pee. 60 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:42,789 Dolce, pee. 61 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:49,296 She wears denim wherever she goes 62 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:53,675 Says she's gonna get some records by the Status Quo 63 00:09:53,843 --> 00:10:00,098 Oh, yeah 64 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:55,153 I didn't want to hurt you 65 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:58,907 Oh, yeah 66 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:20,387 Welcome to Hampton Inn. Do you have a reservation? 67 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,597 No. 68 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:29,104 Mavis... 69 00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:34,943 ...Gary. 70 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,530 - Is that a dog in your bag? - Nope. 71 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:44,327 We actually allow small pets with a cleaning deposit. 72 00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:47,288 Good, because I have a small dog, 73 00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:49,124 in my vehicle. 74 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:55,213 I'll put that you have a dog. 75 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,134 How many keys do you need? 76 00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:00,927 Two, please. 77 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:03,471 Expecting company? 78 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:24,367 Hi. You. 79 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,119 Personal. 80 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:13,249 Mercury, Minnesota. 81 00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:15,960 Slade. 82 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:40,443 I can't. There's nothing I can do for you. 83 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,744 I love Mason more than I love you. 84 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,080 Hey, Buddy, this is Mavis. 85 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,749 Remember? Mavis Gary? 86 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,794 I'm in town for this little real estate thing, 87 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,548 and I... I don't know, I just thought if you have time, 88 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:05,051 and you wanna grab a drink, catch up? 89 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,053 Something like that. 90 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:12,350 All right, well, listen, call me and... and let me know. 91 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,853 All right, bye. 92 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,006 Fuck. 93 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,594 - Hey, Buddy. - Mavis Gary. 94 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:33,848 - It's been... how long? - I'm not sure. 95 00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:37,185 Gosh. Wow. 96 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,687 So you're actually back in town, huh? 97 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:41,731 Yeah, well, I'm just passing through. 98 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:46,152 I am insanely busy as always. 99 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,154 Well, I don't know how long you're around 100 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:51,824 with your real estate thing, but I'd love to grab a drink. 101 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,411 OK. 102 00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,790 Well, if you're feeling spontaneous, 103 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,001 I could meet you at Woody's in... 104 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:05,505 ...I don't know, 15 minutes? 105 00:16:06,423 --> 00:16:09,258 Spontaneous really isn't a thing these days. 106 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:12,804 I don't know if you heard, but I am a new dad. 107 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,475 Everyone knows. Yeah, the whole gang. 108 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,144 I got that announcement. 109 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:24,023 - Thanks for that, by the way. - You're welcome, you're welcome. 110 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,693 How about we meet tomorrow 111 00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:29,153 at this place called Champion O'Malley's? 112 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,740 - It's kind of fun. - Of course, yes. Yeah. 113 00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:36,619 How does 8:00, 8:30 sound? 114 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,372 - 6:00 would be better. - 6:00 is perfect. 115 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,583 Great, I'll see you at 6:00. 116 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,150 Maker's Mark. 117 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,051 What? 118 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:37,138 I'm sorry, but I think we went to high school together. 119 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,974 - At the same time? - Yeah. 120 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,518 You're Mavis Gary? 121 00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,731 Mavis Gary-Crane now. 122 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,399 I'm Matt Freehauf. 123 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,902 My locker was actually next to yours, 124 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,321 all through high school. 125 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:58,326 Matt... Freehauf. 126 00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,994 Yeah. 127 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,455 Yeah, your locker was right there. 128 00:18:03,791 --> 00:18:05,083 Right next to mine. 129 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,126 We didn't run in the same circles. 130 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,046 You were pretty popular, if I remember correctly. 131 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:13,174 You won "Best Hair." 132 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,927 Did I? What did you win? 133 00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:17,804 I didn't. 134 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,099 They usually give out, like, 15 of those, 135 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,726 and only to the same five people. 136 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:27,605 Yeah, well, listen, Matt, it was really nice seeing you... 137 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:31,400 What are you doing back in Mercury? You move back? 138 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:33,528 Of course not. Gross. 139 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:35,571 No, I live in Minneapolis. 140 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,867 I'm just here taking care of a little real estate thing. 141 00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:43,037 - I own some property... - I read in the Sun you're a writer. 142 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:45,039 Yes, I am an author. 143 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:46,624 Children's books. 144 00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:50,044 Y.A. That's industry speak for "Young Adult." 145 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,505 It's a very popular teen series. 146 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,132 It's everywhere. It's huge. 147 00:18:54,299 --> 00:18:57,135 - You've probably seen it. - Vampires? 148 00:19:08,397 --> 00:19:09,981 Hey, take that, liver. 149 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,118 Weren't you that hate crime guy? 150 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:24,495 Excuse me? 151 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,540 You totally were. 152 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,542 You're the hate crime guy. 153 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,128 Oh, my God. Why didn't you just say that? 154 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,088 Now I know who you are. 155 00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:37,341 Matt, the hate crime guy. 156 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,552 Yes, Mavis. When I was a... 157 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,680 When we were seniors, 158 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,142 a bunch of jocks who thought I was gay jumped me in the woods... 159 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,351 That's right. 160 00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:49,896 ...and hit me on the legs and dick with a crowbar. 161 00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,690 With a crowbar. I totally remember that. 162 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,233 It was national news. 163 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:57,445 I mean, until people found out that I wasn't really gay. 164 00:19:57,613 --> 00:20:00,364 Then it wasn't a hate crime anymore. 165 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:03,868 It was a fat guy getting his ass beat. 166 00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,621 Didn't you get to miss a bunch of school? 167 00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:11,500 Yes, I got to miss about six months. It was awesome. 168 00:20:11,668 --> 00:20:14,128 Fuck. How's your dick? 169 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:18,466 Not good. Not good. 170 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:22,094 - Does it work? - Yeah, it works. 171 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:25,264 You know, it's just kind of does a... 172 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,604 Hard Jacks. 173 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,273 Do you know who drinks these? 174 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,150 I don't. 175 00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,945 Buddy Slade. 176 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,364 That's an interesting fact. 177 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:43,616 Come here. 178 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,331 Do you wanna know why I'm really in town? 179 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:52,541 Yes. 180 00:20:56,630 --> 00:20:59,632 I can't tell you in here. 181 00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:05,346 OK, you got me out here. 182 00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:08,557 All right. 183 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,185 Here's the deal. 184 00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:16,357 Buddy Slade and I are meant to be together. 185 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:21,821 - And I'm here to get him back. - Buddy Slade. All right. 186 00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:23,990 I'm pretty sure he's married with a kid on the way. 187 00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,866 No, kid's here. She already had it. 188 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:28,744 I'm cool with it. I mean, I've got baggage too. 189 00:21:28,912 --> 00:21:30,871 So wait, are you not joking? 190 00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:33,374 Oh, God, Matt, I get it. People won't understand. 191 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,585 But you know, these things happen. In real life, they actually happen. 192 00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:39,130 They just tend to happen in slow motion. 193 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:43,843 They get divorced, they reconfigure, and society is, like, fine with that... 194 00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:48,639 ...if you take your time, like an emotional glacier. I'm 37... 195 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:51,684 Mavis, I would keep all of this to yourself. 196 00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:56,147 I would find a therapist. Talk to a professional. 197 00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:58,441 - Matt. - Oh, boy. 198 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,318 Don't you get it? 199 00:22:00,485 --> 00:22:02,570 Love conquers all. 200 00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:04,905 Have you not seen The Graduate? 201 00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:08,659 Or, like, I don't know, anything? 202 00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,453 Oh, a taxi. 203 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:12,663 Yes, we called it. 204 00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:14,790 Mavis, hey! 205 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:17,710 Buddy Slade has a life. 206 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:23,174 Buddy Slade has a life. No, he has a baby, and babies are boring! 207 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:55,581 Having spent the summer outside Waverley Prep, 208 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:58,167 Kendal looked around at her fellow students, thinking, 209 00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:03,047 "Did I really get that much better, or did everyone simply get worse? 210 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:06,634 Why was Ryan spending so much time with this dumpy new girl?" 211 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:17,186 Mavis, this is Jim. Do you even have any pages? 212 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,230 I'm trying to help you, but I can't if you... 213 00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:33,304 Says she likes my hair 'cause it's down my back 214 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:38,476 Says she likes the group 'cause we pull in the slack 215 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:40,561 Oh, yeah 216 00:25:27,859 --> 00:25:30,110 Oh, no, not gonna need those. 217 00:25:30,278 --> 00:25:32,071 You're gonna wanna try the popcorn shrimp. 218 00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:35,407 No, I'm not. A couple of Hard Jacks, please. 219 00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:38,035 OK. 220 00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:14,280 Hey. 221 00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:16,323 Hey, you. 222 00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:21,078 - Wow. - Great to see you. 223 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:26,041 So... 224 00:26:26,209 --> 00:26:29,545 This is quite the mid-week surprise. 225 00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:33,716 Hey, I ordered us a couple of Hard Jacks. 226 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,594 I haven't had one of those since college. 227 00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,053 I know, me neither. 228 00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:41,640 But I thought, just for old times' sake. 229 00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:44,768 Actually, I haven't been drinking recently. 230 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:47,771 Because during Beth's pregnancy, and now that she's nursing our girl, 231 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:50,816 I thought I'd show some solidarity. 232 00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:52,526 Right. 233 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:53,986 So... 234 00:26:54,988 --> 00:26:57,281 - You still at General Mills? - Yeah. 235 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,074 Ad sales now. 236 00:26:59,784 --> 00:27:02,745 My dad's still there, so we have lunch together most days. 237 00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:07,499 Yeah. Pizza or sub sandwiches. 238 00:27:07,667 --> 00:27:08,667 Awesome. 239 00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:11,962 I've just been working my little butt off in the city. 240 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,797 You know, doing my thing. 241 00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,549 Down there in the old Mini Apple? 242 00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:19,345 God, Buddy. Nobody calls it the Mini Apple anymore. 243 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:22,222 I didn't know. 244 00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:28,103 I'll go grab those Hard Jacks. 245 00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:30,314 Give our waitress a break. 246 00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:32,608 So chivalrous. 247 00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,914 Mavis. 248 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,165 What are you doing here? 249 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,958 I work here. 250 00:27:50,126 --> 00:27:53,128 You know, bookkeeping, dealing with vendors. 251 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:56,090 Here's the better question. What are you doing here? 252 00:27:56,257 --> 00:27:59,093 Just catching up with a friend. 253 00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:01,553 Oh, catching up with a friend. 254 00:28:03,431 --> 00:28:05,099 There's Buddy Slade, 255 00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:08,894 acquiring a couple of mind-erasers at the bar. 256 00:28:09,062 --> 00:28:10,854 You're not wasting any time, are you? 257 00:28:11,022 --> 00:28:14,024 Look, it was really great hanging out with you last night. 258 00:28:14,192 --> 00:28:16,110 - It was great. - OK. 259 00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:17,653 - Yep. - Hey, Freehauf. 260 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,905 - What's up, man? - Hey, hey. 261 00:28:20,073 --> 00:28:22,074 - Congrats on the little one. - Oh, thanks. 262 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:24,118 What a wonderful, permanent commitment to make. 263 00:28:24,285 --> 00:28:26,120 - Yeah. - Yeah. 264 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:28,664 A ton of work though. Almost no sleep, right? 265 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:31,792 Sometimes I feel like a zombie. 266 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,585 But hey, it's so rewarding, right? 267 00:28:33,753 --> 00:28:35,254 Yeah. 268 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:37,506 It's so nice running into him. 269 00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:39,675 Thanks for stopping by, Matt. 270 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,093 Yeah, you're welcome, yeah. 271 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:42,803 You wanna join us for a round? 272 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:47,099 I would love to. I would. 273 00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:50,602 Sadly, I have work to do, and it takes me twice as long 274 00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:53,605 as an able-bodied person to complete even the simplest task. 275 00:28:53,773 --> 00:28:55,023 - So... - Bummer. 276 00:28:55,900 --> 00:29:00,070 I don't wanna step on your Mercury High reunion. So... 277 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,239 Go, go, Injuns. 278 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:08,245 Actually, they changed the name to "Indians" back in '99, remember? 279 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,956 The local Fond du Lac tribe... 280 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,417 did a whole thing with... 281 00:29:14,544 --> 00:29:15,878 It sucks, what happened to Matt. 282 00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:19,381 That poor guy suffered so much just for being gay. 283 00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,467 He's not actually gay. 284 00:29:22,093 --> 00:29:24,720 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure he is. - No. 285 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:28,557 Didn't you call him a theater fag all the time in high school? 286 00:29:28,725 --> 00:29:30,684 "Theater fag" is an expression, Buddy. 287 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:32,144 Well, whatever. 288 00:29:32,312 --> 00:29:34,688 Mercury's changed a lot since then, though. 289 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:36,356 We're way less of a hick town. 290 00:29:37,358 --> 00:29:39,359 Really? 291 00:29:39,527 --> 00:29:43,280 Yeah, we've got this place. It beats Woody's, right? 292 00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:45,449 And we're getting a new Chipotle at the mall. 293 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:47,910 And I noticed you got a KenTacoHut. 294 00:29:49,537 --> 00:29:52,206 You know, one of those Kentucky Fried Chicken, Taco Bell... 295 00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:53,499 - Pizza Hut. - Yeah. 296 00:29:53,666 --> 00:29:56,710 That's genius. KenTacoHut. 297 00:29:56,878 --> 00:29:59,505 You sound like one of your crazy characters. 298 00:30:00,882 --> 00:30:02,466 Hey, so how's Allen? 299 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:07,596 Allen is great. Yeah. 300 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:09,223 Yeah, he's good. 301 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:13,018 We're not married anymore, but... 302 00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,437 Oh, sorry. I didn't... 303 00:30:15,605 --> 00:30:18,982 No, don't be sorry. It's good. It's fine. 304 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:22,903 Well, that's Allen's loss. 305 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:26,532 It sucks to be Allen. 306 00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:32,538 Sorry I can't stay any longer. I gotta go relieve Beth. 307 00:30:32,705 --> 00:30:35,165 She's got band practice tonight. 308 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:37,376 - Beth's in a band? - Yeah. 309 00:30:37,544 --> 00:30:39,336 Just something she does with the other moms. 310 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:42,005 Wow, cool. 311 00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:44,466 Yeah, Beth's the drummer. 312 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:47,010 Oh, my God. Embarrassing. 313 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:53,141 Actually, her band's playing here tomorrow night. 314 00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:56,937 Hey, why don't you come over tomorrow night to our house for a hang? 315 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:59,606 We can have dinner, and then come here and see Beth's show. 316 00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:01,775 - I would love that. - Yeah. 317 00:31:02,485 --> 00:31:04,570 Oh, this is kind of silly, 318 00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:09,241 but would you mind signing one of those Waverley Place books for me? 319 00:31:10,118 --> 00:31:11,410 Sure. 320 00:31:11,578 --> 00:31:13,328 I mean, it's not for me, obviously. 321 00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:15,664 It's for my niece, Kendra. 322 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:17,624 She wants to be a writer someday. 323 00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:20,711 Right, of course. 324 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:24,965 But you know, my name isn't actually on the books. 325 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:27,134 I mean, it's on the title page if you check inside. 326 00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,887 But I'm basically a ghostwriter. 327 00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:33,640 It's still a pretty big deal, compared to the rest of us. 328 00:31:37,061 --> 00:31:39,771 It was so great seeing you. 329 00:31:40,607 --> 00:31:43,358 I always feel like we can pick up right where we left off. 330 00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:46,153 Exactly. 331 00:31:47,822 --> 00:31:51,116 You know what? You look the same. 332 00:31:53,453 --> 00:31:55,370 I do? 333 00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:58,624 Yeah, it's like the rest of us changed, you just got lucky. 334 00:32:03,630 --> 00:32:06,214 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Yeah, great. 335 00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:08,091 - OK. - Good night. 336 00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,217 Hello? 337 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:52,177 Look, I just want you to know 338 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:56,473 that what you think you saw tonight is not what it was, OK? 339 00:32:56,641 --> 00:33:00,394 Oh, so you're not trying to destroy Buddy Slade's marriage. 340 00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:04,564 It is way more complicated than you can possibly ever understand, OK? 341 00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:07,526 Buddy Slade and I have years and years of history, 342 00:33:07,694 --> 00:33:10,529 and it is very rich, and very complex. 343 00:33:10,697 --> 00:33:15,033 Wow, yeah, that sounds way beyond my comprehension. 344 00:33:15,201 --> 00:33:17,619 Don't open a new ranch till the old one's done. 345 00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:21,039 - What? - That's my sister. Forget it. 346 00:33:22,125 --> 00:33:25,002 - Just so you know. - I got it. Thank you. 347 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,714 Do you want to get loaded, or something? 348 00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:49,151 I'm Mavis. 349 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:52,404 I know. From high school. 350 00:33:53,990 --> 00:33:54,948 Right. 351 00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:58,952 I made you those Rice Krispies squares that one time for your birthday. 352 00:33:59,537 --> 00:34:01,538 I got your locker combination from the vice principal. 353 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:03,248 I put them in your locker? 354 00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:08,503 Thank you. 355 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,469 - So where's Matt? - In his cave. 356 00:35:02,892 --> 00:35:04,726 Welcome to the distillery. 357 00:35:06,437 --> 00:35:07,771 Are you making moonshine? 358 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:10,649 Screw you, hillbilly. This is aged bourbon. 359 00:35:10,817 --> 00:35:12,234 You know what? Hang on. 360 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,737 All right. Check this out. 361 00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:20,200 This is an eight-year, all right? Now take a sniff. 362 00:35:20,368 --> 00:35:23,703 Not too deep, though. It's got a really strong... 363 00:35:23,871 --> 00:35:26,289 That's a limited... There's not a lot. 364 00:35:27,917 --> 00:35:30,669 - "Mos Easily Special Reserve." - Eisley. 365 00:35:30,837 --> 00:35:33,713 Mos Eisley... Star Wars thing. 366 00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:36,383 You know, the Cantina? You know, let's... 367 00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:39,511 Let's let that age a little longer. 368 00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:42,889 And I got another in here. 369 00:35:43,057 --> 00:35:44,474 OK. 370 00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:49,521 Now, see if you can detect... 371 00:35:50,439 --> 00:35:51,773 ...some of the new oak. 372 00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:53,984 - Oh, come on. - OK. 373 00:35:55,069 --> 00:35:56,945 They're kind of hidden in there. 374 00:35:57,738 --> 00:35:59,197 So when you sip... 375 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:07,622 - I was supposed to sip it? - Yeah. 376 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:10,333 Let's do a little... 377 00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:12,711 There you go. 378 00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:27,434 Woody. 379 00:36:28,978 --> 00:36:30,061 Oak. 380 00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:35,609 So how'd the rest of your little date go? 381 00:36:35,776 --> 00:36:37,944 - Good. It was eye-opening. - Yeah? 382 00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:41,323 I mean, Buddy's clearly not happy. 383 00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:43,742 OK, he actually said that? 384 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:46,036 He implied it. 385 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,788 You can tell, he's totally suffering. 386 00:36:49,707 --> 00:36:51,249 He looks completely exhausted. 387 00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:54,002 You know he told me he feels like a zombie. 388 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:57,964 I was there, all right? I suspect he was being flip. 389 00:36:59,091 --> 00:37:01,092 That's a pretty strong statement to make. 390 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:03,261 I mean, a zombie is a dead person, not... 391 00:37:03,429 --> 00:37:06,932 Mavis, I'm a fat geek, all right? I know what a zombie is. 392 00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:10,477 I think Buddy and I are having very similar feelings. 393 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:16,358 The question is, who's gonna make the first move? 394 00:37:17,860 --> 00:37:21,780 I'm thinking... it will be you. 395 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:28,662 - Aren't you a little old for G.I. Joes? - That one's still wet. 396 00:37:28,829 --> 00:37:31,915 No, it's fine. Jesus. 397 00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:39,798 - You make these? - I combine them, mix and match. 398 00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:44,719 That one... I took Copperhead's face, and I put it on Mongul's body, 399 00:37:44,887 --> 00:37:46,805 so it's like a beefed-up Copperhead, 400 00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:48,974 and then I added Doctor Mid-Nite's owl. 401 00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:50,809 I was tired and drunk. 402 00:37:50,977 --> 00:37:53,061 You ever make, like, girl dolls? 403 00:37:53,229 --> 00:37:55,063 I'm not a weirdo. 404 00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:58,441 I have to go check on something. 405 00:37:58,609 --> 00:37:59,901 Oh, OK. 406 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:03,154 No, no, no. You need to come with me. 407 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,750 I think this is it. 408 00:38:17,169 --> 00:38:19,296 You think, or you know? 409 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:22,716 This is definitely it. He drives a Jeep Liberty. 410 00:38:22,883 --> 00:38:27,137 That's ironic... because he has no liberty. 411 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:33,143 You're fuckin' mentally ill. 412 00:38:36,856 --> 00:38:39,524 - You see that window up there? - Yep. 413 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,153 I bet Buddy is awake... 414 00:38:43,946 --> 00:38:46,239 ...jerking off or something. 415 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,908 Or perhaps he's caring for his infant daughter. 416 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:52,329 The baby, the baby. 417 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,081 The problem that has no name. 418 00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:28,406 Can I help you find something? 419 00:39:28,574 --> 00:39:30,575 Sure, I'm not having a ton of luck here. 420 00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:33,536 - Is this something for work? - No, it's a special occasion. 421 00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:35,038 It's not a formal occasion. 422 00:39:35,206 --> 00:39:39,959 I'm looking for something chic, clean, but also a bit edgy. 423 00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:43,254 OK. We have some adorable new dresses that just came in. 424 00:39:43,422 --> 00:39:48,051 - Yeah, do you have Marc Jacobs? - No, I don't think we have that one. 425 00:39:49,845 --> 00:39:52,597 I'm going to a rock concert with an old flame, 426 00:39:52,765 --> 00:39:55,392 and I think there is a chance we may reconnect. 427 00:39:55,559 --> 00:39:57,143 Let's show him what he's been missing. 428 00:39:58,562 --> 00:40:00,897 No, he's seen me recently. He knows. 429 00:40:01,899 --> 00:40:05,110 But his wife hasn't seen me in a while, so... 430 00:40:07,029 --> 00:40:09,447 Well, it's the end of my shift, 431 00:40:09,615 --> 00:40:11,741 and my son has to be picked up from school. 432 00:40:11,909 --> 00:40:14,285 So I'm just gonna send over another associate. 433 00:40:14,453 --> 00:40:16,287 She's up on all the trends. 434 00:40:16,455 --> 00:40:17,622 Shawna! 435 00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,464 Where are the Waverley Prep books? 436 00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:28,883 They got their own display table right there. 437 00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,137 Wow. 438 00:40:33,347 --> 00:40:35,140 They must be really popular. 439 00:40:35,307 --> 00:40:37,892 Actually, we just got a lot of surplus stock we're trying to clear out. 440 00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:39,894 They were big a couple years ago, 441 00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:42,272 but the computer says, "Do not shelve," so... 442 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:47,777 Hey, are you writing in there? 443 00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:50,488 I'm the author. I'm just signing it. 444 00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:53,366 You're Jane MacMurray? 445 00:40:54,368 --> 00:40:58,079 No. Jane MacMurray just created the series. I wrote the book. 446 00:40:58,247 --> 00:41:00,790 Mavis Gary-Crane. See? 447 00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:07,380 Do you know Jane MacMurray? 448 00:41:07,548 --> 00:41:08,965 Yes, I know her really well. 449 00:41:09,133 --> 00:41:11,176 - I wrote the book. - OK. 450 00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:14,679 Do you want a signed copy for your store? 451 00:41:16,223 --> 00:41:17,265 No, that's fine. 452 00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:20,685 I can sign as many as you want. It adds value to your stock. 453 00:41:20,853 --> 00:41:24,522 Yeah, but once merchandise is signed, we can't send it back to the publisher. 454 00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:28,318 Why would you be sending it back to the publisher? 455 00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:31,488 We're probably not gonna sell them. 456 00:41:31,655 --> 00:41:33,406 The series is done. 457 00:41:41,582 --> 00:41:43,374 Come on, I told you you can't write in the... 458 00:41:43,542 --> 00:41:45,835 Whatever, book man. 459 00:41:53,177 --> 00:41:55,386 Kendal Strickland never felt threatened. 460 00:41:55,554 --> 00:41:59,265 If anything, she felt a deep sense of pity for this rebound girl. 461 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:02,936 Not in a competitive way. She wasn't the type to show off. 462 00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:05,772 That said, she couldn't help her own popularity. 463 00:42:05,940 --> 00:42:10,109 It wasn't her fault that one year she was nominated homecoming queen... 464 00:42:10,277 --> 00:42:12,403 ...of a neighboring high school. 465 00:42:12,571 --> 00:42:16,533 Yes, Kendal Strickland was attractive. That was obvious. 466 00:42:16,700 --> 00:42:18,618 Other girls were so insecure, 467 00:42:18,786 --> 00:42:21,955 stressing about their faces and their figures, not Kendal. 468 00:42:22,122 --> 00:42:26,501 Hers was a gracious, effortless beauty that glowed from within. 469 00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:30,630 However, being that beautiful could also be intimidating. 470 00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:33,383 Some guys went for girls who were more ordinary. 471 00:42:34,009 --> 00:42:37,303 How could Kendal make sure her own perfection wouldn't scare away Ryan... 472 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:40,223 ...the love of her life? 473 00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:56,739 - What up? - Hey. 474 00:42:57,741 --> 00:42:59,409 How are you? 475 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:02,704 - How are you? - Good, good. 476 00:43:03,622 --> 00:43:05,999 Here's that book for your niece. 477 00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:09,794 Oh, yeah. Thanks for remembering. I'll send it to her. 478 00:43:09,962 --> 00:43:12,088 There is a character in that one that's based on you. 479 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,340 - What? - In the book. 480 00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:17,510 I mean, I named him Ashby, but it's so blatantly you. 481 00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:21,097 - When you read it, it'll be obvious. - Hope he's cool. 482 00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:22,557 We're not even supposed to do that. 483 00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:24,517 We're supposed to stick to this character bible... 484 00:43:24,685 --> 00:43:25,977 Hey. 485 00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:28,688 - Nice to see you again. - Hey, babe. 486 00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:30,064 You, too. 487 00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:36,904 There it is. 488 00:43:37,072 --> 00:43:38,906 Adorable. 489 00:43:39,074 --> 00:43:40,742 Thank you. 490 00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,748 You love it. You love it. 491 00:43:48,834 --> 00:43:50,376 I'm gonna grab a beer. You want a drink? 492 00:43:50,544 --> 00:43:52,253 Oh, just a water. 493 00:43:52,421 --> 00:43:54,213 - Can you get me another summer ale? - Sure. 494 00:43:56,008 --> 00:43:58,051 It's fine. I'll just pump and dump after the show. 495 00:43:58,218 --> 00:44:00,803 Don't worry. I'm not trying to get my kid hammered. 496 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:04,682 Wow, look at that. 497 00:44:04,850 --> 00:44:08,853 Ah, yes. The Funquarium. Always chills her out. 498 00:44:09,021 --> 00:44:11,522 Yeah, yeah. 499 00:44:11,690 --> 00:44:13,983 Yes, yes it does. 500 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:16,861 Oh, starting to get smiles. 501 00:44:17,696 --> 00:44:18,863 Cute. 502 00:44:19,031 --> 00:44:21,074 She's, like, Buddy's clone. 503 00:44:23,243 --> 00:44:25,787 No. I see you in there. 504 00:44:25,954 --> 00:44:28,790 - Really? - A lot of you, in fact. 505 00:44:28,957 --> 00:44:30,917 - Thanks. - Here you go, ladies. 506 00:44:31,085 --> 00:44:33,544 - Thank you. - Here you go. 507 00:44:33,712 --> 00:44:36,422 So how's it going? I know you're a writer. 508 00:44:36,590 --> 00:44:38,466 I saw a nice article about you in the Sun. 509 00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:41,678 Yes, I'm an author of a young adult series. 510 00:44:41,845 --> 00:44:43,846 It's disturbingly popular. 511 00:44:48,602 --> 00:44:50,144 I like your decor. 512 00:44:51,313 --> 00:44:52,730 Is it shabby chic? 513 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,066 Pier One? 514 00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:57,193 A little bit Goodwill. 515 00:44:57,361 --> 00:44:59,487 Buddy and I used to go thrifting all the time. 516 00:44:59,655 --> 00:45:02,448 Remember that? The '90s? 517 00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:07,370 Oh, my God, Beth. We had this huge silly T-shirt collection. 518 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:10,123 It was just, like, the dumbest thing ever. 519 00:45:10,290 --> 00:45:12,250 - The '90s were awesome. - Yeah. 520 00:45:13,085 --> 00:45:15,294 I used to sleep in his T-shirts and boxers. 521 00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:20,133 I think I still have a few. 522 00:45:21,927 --> 00:45:24,804 Hey. I still have one of my ex-boyfriend's T-shirts. 523 00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:27,473 - I can't bring myself to get rid of it. - What? 524 00:45:27,641 --> 00:45:30,351 - Which one? - Like I'd tell you. 525 00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:34,272 What's the chart? 526 00:45:36,775 --> 00:45:39,652 Beth teaches special needs kids. 527 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,114 A lot of my kids learn emotions cognitively. 528 00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:45,533 It doesn't come naturally to them the way it does for you and me. 529 00:45:45,701 --> 00:45:48,411 So we need to show them "this is what happy looks like," 530 00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:51,080 "this is what anxious looks like," and so on. 531 00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:52,665 What about neutral? 532 00:45:53,584 --> 00:45:56,753 I mean, like, what if you don't feel anything? 533 00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:00,006 That's kind of how they are a lot of the time. 534 00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:03,634 So, yeah, don't need to teach it. 535 00:46:09,475 --> 00:46:10,600 Oh, my God. 536 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:13,936 - Is that Mavis Gary? - Yeah. 537 00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:16,272 Can you believe it? She came here with Beth and Buddy. 538 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:18,941 Shots. 539 00:46:19,109 --> 00:46:21,694 Psychotic prom queen bitch. 540 00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:23,237 Really? 541 00:46:23,989 --> 00:46:25,656 Come on, tequila time. 542 00:46:26,241 --> 00:46:27,533 Salt. 543 00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:36,501 So... are they any good? 544 00:46:36,668 --> 00:46:38,503 Yeah, they're all right. 545 00:46:39,755 --> 00:46:42,673 I knew it. They're horrible. I knew it. 546 00:46:42,841 --> 00:46:45,009 Well, they have a lot of fun. 547 00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:48,387 Hey, look. Freehauf's over there. 548 00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:53,476 He's just always lurking, isn't he? So creepy. Look at his face. 549 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:57,730 He's so doughy. He's like a murderer. 550 00:46:57,898 --> 00:46:59,941 Think he owns any clown suits? 551 00:47:01,193 --> 00:47:03,945 - Oh, my God. You're terrible. - Come on. 552 00:47:04,988 --> 00:47:06,906 - Dark. - No. 553 00:47:07,741 --> 00:47:10,076 Hello, Mercury! 554 00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:15,039 I'm Mary Ellen Trantowski. 555 00:47:15,207 --> 00:47:17,250 We are Nipple Confusion. 556 00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:19,001 Yeah. 557 00:47:19,169 --> 00:47:23,381 Please be kind, as this is only our second show. 558 00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:26,050 And we all have small children at home. 559 00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:29,136 Our first song is a cover. 560 00:47:29,304 --> 00:47:31,931 This one goes out from our drummer, Beth, 561 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:34,809 to her sweetheart, Buddy. 562 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:41,232 She wears denim wherever she goes 563 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:45,236 Says she's gonna get some records by the Status Quo 564 00:47:45,404 --> 00:47:51,075 Oh, yeah 565 00:47:53,412 --> 00:47:57,456 Still she won't be forced against her will 566 00:47:57,624 --> 00:48:01,127 Says she don't do drugs, but she does the pill 567 00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:06,674 Oh, yeah 568 00:48:10,429 --> 00:48:13,514 I didn't want to hurt you 569 00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:16,434 Oh, yeah 570 00:48:17,895 --> 00:48:21,063 I didn't want to hurt you 571 00:48:21,231 --> 00:48:24,108 Oh, yeah 572 00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:38,164 Says she likes my hair 'cause it's down my back 573 00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:41,876 Says she likes the group 'cause we pull in the slack 574 00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:47,590 Oh, yeah 575 00:48:50,052 --> 00:48:54,096 When she's at the gig she takes her car... 576 00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:56,724 Remember when we used to make out to this song? 577 00:48:58,435 --> 00:48:59,894 Yeah. 578 00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:04,231 Yeah, I think this song was playing the first time I went down on you. 579 00:49:07,694 --> 00:49:10,071 The first time I went... 580 00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:04,250 I screwed up the fill so bad. 581 00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:06,293 - Oh, my God. - I'm sorry, guys. 582 00:50:06,461 --> 00:50:08,254 - You did suck a little bit. - Which one? 583 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:09,880 - That's OK, we still love you. - Guess. 584 00:50:10,048 --> 00:50:13,634 - You guys were namazing. - Wait. Did you just say "namazing"? 585 00:50:13,802 --> 00:50:16,220 - I think someone's had a few too many. - That's not fair. 586 00:50:16,388 --> 00:50:17,972 Hardly. 587 00:50:19,182 --> 00:50:22,184 It's so interesting to see you hanging around again, Mavis. 588 00:50:23,770 --> 00:50:26,188 Mary Ellen, you were great tonight. 589 00:50:26,356 --> 00:50:29,734 It's so inspiring to see a single mother with so much confidence on stage. 590 00:50:29,901 --> 00:50:31,360 Really. 591 00:50:31,528 --> 00:50:32,778 Beth, we gotta get home. 592 00:50:32,946 --> 00:50:34,822 - We gotta relieve the babysitter. - No. 593 00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:36,574 I wanna stay out just a little while longer. 594 00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:38,701 Yeah, Buddy, you can't have her back tonight. 595 00:50:38,869 --> 00:50:40,244 - Sorry. - I'll drive him home. 596 00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:41,704 Really? 597 00:50:43,165 --> 00:50:45,750 Buddy, let Mavis drive you home, OK? I'm gonna stay out and celebrate. 598 00:50:45,917 --> 00:50:47,543 You sure? 599 00:50:50,964 --> 00:50:52,715 Have fun. 600 00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:55,342 Thanks, Mavis. 601 00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:20,451 Easy. 602 00:51:21,536 --> 00:51:23,329 Tolerance has gone down since you knew me. 603 00:51:23,497 --> 00:51:25,831 What do you mean, since I knew you? 604 00:51:25,999 --> 00:51:28,417 - I still know you. Come here. - Yeah. 605 00:51:28,585 --> 00:51:31,003 - Wait. - What? 606 00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:34,507 Don't you have that babysitter till 11:00? 607 00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:37,802 Yeah, but we can't go anywhere. 608 00:51:39,012 --> 00:51:41,430 I know, we can't, but... 609 00:51:43,725 --> 00:51:45,643 ...time is just so precious. 610 00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:48,604 For real. 611 00:51:49,523 --> 00:51:52,608 - It goes so fast. - I know. 612 00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:57,488 Man, I really love my daughter, you know? 613 00:51:57,656 --> 00:51:59,490 I know, I know. 614 00:52:00,325 --> 00:52:02,952 I can tell you're a great father. 615 00:52:04,913 --> 00:52:08,541 You're already going above and beyond in so many ways. 616 00:52:09,751 --> 00:52:12,503 You stepped up to the plate, Buddy. 617 00:52:12,671 --> 00:52:15,631 You do too much, even. 618 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:17,633 You think so? 619 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:19,009 Yes. 620 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:24,098 You're a good, good man, Buddy. 621 00:52:28,436 --> 00:52:30,437 Don't ever shortchange yourself. 622 00:52:39,614 --> 00:52:41,532 I thought I saw lights. 623 00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:43,784 Hi, Daniel. Yep, I'm home. 624 00:52:43,952 --> 00:52:45,202 Where's Beth? 625 00:52:45,370 --> 00:52:47,496 She wanted to stay out and party all night. 626 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:52,710 Well, we're all out of breast milk, and she doesn't want her "nuk" anymore. 627 00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:54,295 I got it. 628 00:52:55,964 --> 00:52:57,464 Good night, Buddy. 629 00:52:57,632 --> 00:52:58,841 Good night. 630 00:53:00,927 --> 00:53:02,887 Thank you. Yeah. 631 00:53:05,599 --> 00:53:07,183 Wow. 632 00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:11,353 - Take it easy there, killer. - I have depression. 633 00:53:11,521 --> 00:53:15,608 OK, well, then, get some exercise. Take that poor dog of yours on a walk. 634 00:53:15,775 --> 00:53:17,484 Why don't you walk, fat ass? 635 00:53:17,652 --> 00:53:19,445 There's some low-hanging fruit. 636 00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:21,488 You are low-hanging fruit. 637 00:53:23,867 --> 00:53:26,493 - Oh, no. No. - What? 638 00:53:26,661 --> 00:53:28,537 I hate this guy over here. 639 00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:34,501 That's my cousin, Mike. 640 00:53:34,669 --> 00:53:36,879 Mike Moran is your cousin? 641 00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:38,964 Unfortunately. 642 00:53:39,132 --> 00:53:41,842 Oh, here comes the happiest cripple in Minnesota. 643 00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:43,886 - Mavis? - Mike. 644 00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:45,721 What is up, girly-friend? 645 00:53:45,889 --> 00:53:48,224 Holy shit, coz, this is such a rad surprise. 646 00:53:48,391 --> 00:53:51,602 Yeah, I'm in town just for a little real estate thing. 647 00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:53,562 - How are you? Yeah. - I'm great. 648 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:55,898 Kim and I just had our six-year anniversary. 649 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:58,609 Whoa, six years. What is that, wood? Porcelain? 650 00:53:58,777 --> 00:54:01,445 - Strychnine? - Anyway, the kids are great. 651 00:54:01,613 --> 00:54:03,405 Work is a trip, but I play hard too. 652 00:54:03,573 --> 00:54:05,950 I've been doing a lot of rock climbing. 653 00:54:06,117 --> 00:54:08,118 You mean rock crawling, right? 654 00:54:08,286 --> 00:54:09,954 No, I'm vertical, bro, believe it or not. 655 00:54:10,121 --> 00:54:12,581 We can do anything a normal can do. 656 00:54:12,749 --> 00:54:15,542 Probably more, because we've had to reboot for extra positivity. 657 00:54:15,710 --> 00:54:18,337 You know what I'm saying? You should try it, Matt. 658 00:54:18,505 --> 00:54:21,215 - You should try it, Matt. - No. 659 00:54:21,383 --> 00:54:23,842 I love the way this guy talks. He's like, "No." 660 00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:27,805 I'm so glad you guys are buds. I can totally see it. 661 00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:29,431 It's like Will & Grace. 662 00:54:30,517 --> 00:54:32,935 - It is. - No, it isn't. 663 00:54:33,103 --> 00:54:35,396 Look, I'm gonna roll back to my boys, but we should chat later. 664 00:54:35,563 --> 00:54:37,564 I'll buy you a scotch or whatever you got there. 665 00:54:37,732 --> 00:54:39,984 Love this place. Total time capsule, right? 666 00:54:41,111 --> 00:54:43,279 When did he get that chair? Sophomore year? 667 00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:45,823 Junior. Car wreck. 668 00:54:46,700 --> 00:54:48,867 God, he got so much attention. 669 00:54:49,035 --> 00:54:54,373 Yeah, he was the popular cripple. Practically ruined high school for me. 670 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:58,127 Please. That dick ruined my sweet 16, same weekend. 671 00:54:58,295 --> 00:55:00,087 God, you are a piece of work. 672 00:55:01,172 --> 00:55:03,132 You're a piece of shit. 673 00:55:25,447 --> 00:55:29,325 You know there's stuff all over the Internet about how you're a cougar. 674 00:55:29,492 --> 00:55:32,870 How I'm a cougar? I'm not even 30 years old. 675 00:55:33,038 --> 00:55:34,621 You're a cougar. 676 00:55:34,789 --> 00:55:38,375 I am turning 30 this year and I am freaked out. 677 00:55:38,543 --> 00:55:40,711 It's pretty old. 678 00:55:40,879 --> 00:55:44,631 Kim Kardashian channels her own inner cougar. 679 00:56:01,566 --> 00:56:02,566 Fuck. 680 00:56:02,734 --> 00:56:07,863 The kiss was electric, transformative, spiritual, enchanted. 681 00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:11,241 It was like their first kiss all over again, 682 00:56:11,409 --> 00:56:13,577 except now they knew exactly what they were doing. 683 00:56:13,745 --> 00:56:15,913 I said, "Listen, Kyle, you're everything to me. 684 00:56:16,081 --> 00:56:20,250 You're my sun, my moon, my galaxy. When are you going to get this?" 685 00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:23,253 - And he's just not getting it, right? - Right. 686 00:56:23,421 --> 00:56:24,880 I'm gonna have a... 687 00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:33,305 Hey, you. 688 00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:36,308 - Hey, how are you? - I'm great. 689 00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:38,185 Last night was amazing. 690 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:40,687 How much longer are you gonna be in town? 691 00:56:40,855 --> 00:56:43,607 I'm here for you. How long do you need? 692 00:56:43,775 --> 00:56:45,818 I was just wondering if you're still in town this weekend, 693 00:56:45,985 --> 00:56:48,112 if you wanna come to the baby's naming ceremony. 694 00:56:48,279 --> 00:56:51,365 It's this little hippy thing we're doing out in the yard. 695 00:56:51,533 --> 00:56:53,117 It's not religious or anything... 696 00:56:53,284 --> 00:56:54,952 - I would love to come. - Cool, all right. 697 00:56:56,037 --> 00:56:58,372 Saturday at the house, around 1:00. 698 00:56:58,540 --> 00:57:01,375 - Great, I can't wait to see you. - Great. 699 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:27,067 Hey, Mom. 700 00:57:28,903 --> 00:57:30,696 Were you even gonna say hello? 701 00:57:31,948 --> 00:57:34,491 It's been so long, I almost forgot what you look like. 702 00:57:34,659 --> 00:57:38,954 I wasn't avoiding you, Mom. OK? I was planning on calling. 703 00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:42,332 Why didn't you just come and stay with us? 704 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:45,711 Because I needed a quiet place to write. 705 00:57:46,963 --> 00:57:50,132 You have no idea. I have tons and tons of work to catch up on. 706 00:57:50,842 --> 00:57:52,342 Books still selling well? 707 00:57:52,510 --> 00:57:55,554 It's like I can hardly keep up. 708 00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:58,765 Is that the money you used to invest in local real estate? 709 00:58:01,769 --> 00:58:05,606 I heard you were here to work on some kind of real estate transaction. 710 00:58:06,649 --> 00:58:09,651 I was just surprised you didn't use Aunt Lena as your broker. 711 00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:13,739 She's a little hurt. 712 00:58:18,203 --> 00:58:19,870 Honey? 713 00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:21,872 - Look what I found. - What? 714 00:58:23,082 --> 00:58:25,167 - Welcome home. - Thanks. 715 00:58:25,335 --> 00:58:27,252 Our little real estate tycoon, huh? 716 00:58:27,420 --> 00:58:28,921 Oh, I don't know about that. 717 00:58:29,672 --> 00:58:30,672 Who's this? 718 00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:32,257 - This is Dolchie. - Oh, OK. 719 00:58:32,425 --> 00:58:34,051 - Dolce. - Hello. 720 00:59:48,251 --> 00:59:50,252 I hope you're eating enough in the city. 721 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,504 You gotta start taking care of yourself, sweetie. 722 00:59:52,672 --> 00:59:55,048 You know, a Lean Cuisine is not a meal. 723 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,634 Yeah, I think I might be an alcoholic. 724 00:59:58,469 --> 00:59:59,845 Very funny. 725 01:00:05,184 --> 01:00:07,603 - You're not still pulling it, are you? - Stop, Dad. 726 01:00:07,770 --> 01:00:09,438 It's just that your hair is so beautiful. 727 01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:12,649 You know what, Mom? Can you please take down that photo of me and Allen? 728 01:00:12,817 --> 01:00:14,401 Which picture, sweetie? 729 01:00:14,569 --> 01:00:17,571 The wedding photo. We are divorced. 730 01:00:18,239 --> 01:00:19,906 We just thought it was a nice memory. 731 01:00:20,825 --> 01:00:23,035 Of my failed marriage? 732 01:00:23,202 --> 01:00:24,536 Well, the wedding wasn't a failure. 733 01:00:24,704 --> 01:00:26,580 - Remember the tiramisu? - I liked that Allen. 734 01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:29,374 Dad, he's my ex-husband. You're supposed to be on my team. 735 01:00:29,542 --> 01:00:32,294 He's a nice guy, that's all. I didn't know there were teams. 736 01:00:33,296 --> 01:00:35,589 Have you seen any old friends on this visit? 737 01:00:35,757 --> 01:00:37,090 Actually... 738 01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:40,093 ...I've been seeing quite a bit of Buddy. 739 01:00:40,261 --> 01:00:41,887 Oh, the old beau, huh? 740 01:00:42,847 --> 01:00:44,931 I remember you kids were so cute in high school. 741 01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:49,394 It's funny how those initial instincts can be so right, you know? 742 01:00:49,562 --> 01:00:51,647 I mean, you make all these mistakes along the way, 743 01:00:51,814 --> 01:00:55,150 but the world will make sure you end up with the person you're meant to be with. 744 01:00:55,818 --> 01:00:58,403 It's good to keep those people in your life. 745 01:00:58,571 --> 01:01:00,364 The people who really know you best. 746 01:01:03,701 --> 01:01:06,870 And that new baby of his is just darling. 747 01:01:08,414 --> 01:01:11,458 Have you seen it? Up close? 748 01:01:11,626 --> 01:01:13,001 I suppose. 749 01:01:14,545 --> 01:01:15,712 Is everything OK? 750 01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:22,052 I'm sure it will be fine. It's probably too soon to tell. 751 01:01:25,598 --> 01:01:28,350 It's just that Buddy used to say that... 752 01:01:28,518 --> 01:01:32,896 ...we would make the cutest little babies, ever. 753 01:01:36,275 --> 01:01:39,403 Hey, did you guys ever sell my Cabriolet? 754 01:01:50,873 --> 01:01:54,334 Yeah! Sweet ride. 755 01:01:54,502 --> 01:01:56,128 What is that, a drop-top? 756 01:01:56,295 --> 01:01:57,963 I just saw my mother and father. 757 01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:00,841 Oh, heavy. How are they? 758 01:02:01,008 --> 01:02:04,428 Horrible. God, I've been through a lot. 759 01:02:04,595 --> 01:02:07,764 - Wanna get hammered? - Why do you think I'm here? 760 01:02:07,932 --> 01:02:09,516 Come on. Let's hit the woods in the back of the school. 761 01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:11,643 - And grab some of that Star Wars juice. - That's a limited... 762 01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:14,479 - Come on! - Fine. 763 01:02:15,815 --> 01:02:18,859 Could you walk any slower? 764 01:02:21,237 --> 01:02:22,571 Our school is so ugly. 765 01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:25,866 It looks like a factory. 766 01:02:26,033 --> 01:02:30,203 It actually used to be a rubber fabrication plant back in the '20s. 767 01:02:31,330 --> 01:02:32,706 You know everything. 768 01:02:37,086 --> 01:02:40,297 These woods were like Hump City back in the day. 769 01:02:40,465 --> 01:02:43,008 I remember being back here with a few different guys. 770 01:02:43,968 --> 01:02:46,136 I never knew you were such a slut. 771 01:02:47,513 --> 01:02:49,139 I was normal. 772 01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:56,313 So how are things with old Buddy, huh? 773 01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:59,024 How's the master plan unfolding? 774 01:02:59,817 --> 01:03:02,068 Well, actually, he called me today 775 01:03:02,236 --> 01:03:07,491 and asked me if I wanted to participate in his baby's naming ceremony. 776 01:03:08,493 --> 01:03:10,327 I don't know. 777 01:03:10,495 --> 01:03:13,705 There's still so much that's unspoken, but... 778 01:03:13,873 --> 01:03:16,374 ...he's involving me in his child's life. 779 01:03:16,542 --> 01:03:18,585 Buddy is a married man. 780 01:03:18,753 --> 01:03:20,295 By all accounts, happily. 781 01:03:20,463 --> 01:03:23,465 Yeah, happily married men go to bars alone 782 01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:25,884 with their ex-girlfriends all the time. 783 01:03:26,052 --> 01:03:29,054 They call them privately, and they make out with them on porches. 784 01:03:29,222 --> 01:03:31,973 - He did not make out with you. - You weren't there. 785 01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:36,019 We made out. It was intense and passionate. 786 01:03:37,021 --> 01:03:38,480 He gave me his sweatshirt. 787 01:03:38,648 --> 01:03:42,108 Yes, I noticed. They probably noticed in space. 788 01:03:42,276 --> 01:03:45,987 And FYI, you look completely insane wearing it. 789 01:03:46,155 --> 01:03:48,907 Look, I don't know what Buddy's doing with you, 790 01:03:49,075 --> 01:03:53,245 or what you think he's doing with you, but you need to move on. 791 01:03:53,412 --> 01:03:55,956 You're one to talk. 792 01:03:56,123 --> 01:03:58,542 All you care about is some scuffle that happened 20 years ago. 793 01:03:58,709 --> 01:04:01,419 You lean on that crutch, and you lean on excuses, 794 01:04:01,587 --> 01:04:03,880 and you and I both know you use this whole thing 795 01:04:04,048 --> 01:04:06,299 as an excuse to do absolutely nothing with your life. 796 01:04:09,637 --> 01:04:11,054 "Scuffle." 797 01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:15,100 You don't know shit about what happened to me. 798 01:04:15,935 --> 01:04:19,437 OK? Those jocks you used to blow during lunch... 799 01:04:21,107 --> 01:04:23,358 ...they shattered my legs, 800 01:04:23,526 --> 01:04:26,236 bashed in my brains, 801 01:04:26,404 --> 01:04:28,154 mangled my cock, 802 01:04:28,322 --> 01:04:33,076 so that I have to piss and cum sideways for the rest of my life. 803 01:04:34,662 --> 01:04:36,246 Then they left me for dead. 804 01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:41,459 You know, things aren't too great down south. 805 01:04:42,545 --> 01:04:47,048 I can barely get off by myself, let alone with another person. 806 01:04:57,935 --> 01:04:59,978 You know, what's done is done. 807 01:05:00,688 --> 01:05:02,898 You can't keep dwelling on the past, Matt. 808 01:05:03,065 --> 01:05:04,357 Are you fucking kidding? 809 01:05:05,109 --> 01:05:06,860 Talk about dwelling in the past. 810 01:05:07,028 --> 01:05:10,947 Here you are back in Mercury, like a loser, 811 01:05:11,115 --> 01:05:13,408 trying to score with a happily married man. 812 01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:16,453 Buddy's not happy, OK? So just stop saying that. 813 01:05:16,621 --> 01:05:20,290 You're hardly the authority on happiness, Sylvia. 814 01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:24,210 You know what, Matt? 815 01:05:24,378 --> 01:05:26,254 It really is a shame that you're like this, 816 01:05:26,422 --> 01:05:28,214 because if you had a good personality, 817 01:05:28,382 --> 01:05:30,425 none of this other stuff would bother people. 818 01:05:30,593 --> 01:05:32,886 Why don't you use my crutch again as a metaphor? 819 01:05:33,054 --> 01:05:35,805 That was brilliant. That was masterful. 820 01:05:35,973 --> 01:05:40,185 Or no, save it for your little teenage stories, 821 01:05:40,353 --> 01:05:43,438 because God knows you don't know shit about being an adult! 822 01:05:51,530 --> 01:05:54,449 It wasn't the first time Kendal Strickland was let down. 823 01:05:54,617 --> 01:05:58,203 For all the good they did, beauty and popularity didn't inspire much loyalty. 824 01:05:59,288 --> 01:06:02,374 Would it be nice to have peers? Friends she could respect? 825 01:06:02,541 --> 01:06:07,170 Sure, but Kendal knew the lone march of being special a little too well. 826 01:06:07,338 --> 01:06:09,547 She was used to blazing her own trail. 827 01:06:09,715 --> 01:06:13,677 It was obvious that Ryan still loved her, crystal clear. 828 01:06:13,844 --> 01:06:16,429 And perhaps that was unfair to his new girlfriend, 829 01:06:16,597 --> 01:06:20,350 but Kendal Strickland was going to think about herself for a change. 830 01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:22,686 Who was taking care of Kendal? 831 01:06:23,562 --> 01:06:25,105 And on the subject of fair... 832 01:06:25,272 --> 01:06:27,691 Was it fair that people misjudged Kendal's intelligence 833 01:06:27,858 --> 01:06:29,734 just because she was so beautiful? 834 01:06:29,902 --> 01:06:33,947 Was it fair everyone thought her life was so easy, when it was anything but? 835 01:06:34,115 --> 01:06:35,824 No. Life wasn't fair, 836 01:06:35,992 --> 01:06:39,494 and it was up to Kendal to step in and make things right. 837 01:06:39,662 --> 01:06:43,623 Sometimes in order to heal, a few people have to get hurt. 838 01:08:21,847 --> 01:08:23,431 Hi, Jan. 839 01:08:23,599 --> 01:08:25,058 Oh, hi. 840 01:08:28,187 --> 01:08:30,647 Wow, really been a long time. 841 01:08:30,815 --> 01:08:32,899 I know. I've been a really busy girl. 842 01:08:33,067 --> 01:08:34,734 Yeah, I've heard that. 843 01:08:34,902 --> 01:08:37,362 Buddy's been very busy, and Bethie. 844 01:08:38,739 --> 01:08:41,741 - Finally a grandmother. - Oh, speak of the devil. 845 01:08:42,576 --> 01:08:45,036 - Hi! - Hey, how are you? 846 01:08:45,204 --> 01:08:47,163 Wow. How are you doing? 847 01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:49,666 I'm good. 848 01:08:49,834 --> 01:08:51,417 - Good. - I brought presents. 849 01:08:51,585 --> 01:08:53,002 Oh, thank you. 850 01:08:53,170 --> 01:08:56,548 - Burp cloths. - Can't have enough pukers. 851 01:08:56,715 --> 01:08:58,091 - Oh, hey, Mom? - Yes? 852 01:08:58,259 --> 01:09:00,051 Can you help Beth with that endive thing? 853 01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:01,761 - Yeah, Grandma to the rescue. - Can we talk? 854 01:09:02,721 --> 01:09:03,680 Yeah. 855 01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:08,393 Are you having fun? Are you having fun? Get out of here, Carter-bug. 856 01:09:08,561 --> 01:09:10,562 I think we should talk privately. 857 01:09:10,729 --> 01:09:12,814 Sure, yeah. 858 01:09:12,982 --> 01:09:14,774 Here, follow me. 859 01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:26,411 OK. 860 01:09:30,124 --> 01:09:33,042 OK, so what's going on? 861 01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,713 There are so many things I know we both wanna say. 862 01:09:36,881 --> 01:09:39,966 OK, well, we don't have to say them all now. 863 01:09:40,134 --> 01:09:42,802 I gotta get Beth's gift ready. I got her a drum set. 864 01:09:44,221 --> 01:09:47,015 You're so thoughtful, even during all this. 865 01:09:47,183 --> 01:09:49,392 Well, hey, she pushed it out. 866 01:09:50,436 --> 01:09:53,855 I just want you to know that I'm feeling everything that you're feeling. 867 01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:58,193 Buddy, these last few days have been some of the best in my life. 868 01:09:58,903 --> 01:09:59,944 They have? 869 01:10:01,906 --> 01:10:03,615 You don't have to pretend. 870 01:10:05,743 --> 01:10:07,619 I know what's in here... 871 01:10:09,914 --> 01:10:11,831 ...and I know what's in here. 872 01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:17,879 Buddy... you're my moon, my stars. 873 01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:19,172 You're my whole galaxy. 874 01:10:19,340 --> 01:10:22,467 Mavis! What are you doing? 875 01:10:30,601 --> 01:10:31,809 OK. 876 01:10:34,730 --> 01:10:37,857 You don't have to be afraid. It's OK. 877 01:10:38,025 --> 01:10:40,985 You can come to the city with me, like we always planned. 878 01:10:41,153 --> 01:10:43,363 What the hell are you talking about? 879 01:10:43,530 --> 01:10:46,658 We can work this out. You know we can. We can handle this like adults. 880 01:10:46,825 --> 01:10:50,662 - Mavis, I'm a married man. - I know. We can beat this together. 881 01:10:56,752 --> 01:10:58,711 You're better than this. 882 01:11:02,883 --> 01:11:04,550 I have to go. 883 01:11:06,470 --> 01:11:08,429 I think you should leave. 884 01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:17,188 Hey, look who's up. 885 01:11:17,356 --> 01:11:19,274 Hey, let me take her. 886 01:11:19,441 --> 01:11:21,442 Let me... Come here. 887 01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:25,446 There you are. 888 01:11:28,367 --> 01:11:29,409 Can you do me a favor? 889 01:11:29,576 --> 01:11:30,994 We need everybody outside. 890 01:11:31,161 --> 01:11:34,706 - I wanna get Beth's gift ready. - Yeah. 891 01:11:36,166 --> 01:11:38,084 Those are delicious. 892 01:11:50,389 --> 01:11:52,390 Hey, listen up, everyone! 893 01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:55,393 I think Buddy has a little surprise for Beth, 894 01:11:55,561 --> 01:11:59,147 so if you could all just come outside and gather around the garage. 895 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:01,316 Come on, let's go. 896 01:12:17,374 --> 01:12:18,207 Mavis? 897 01:12:18,375 --> 01:12:19,751 - What? - Are you OK? 898 01:12:19,918 --> 01:12:21,961 I'll be fine if I can get a real drink around here. 899 01:12:24,131 --> 01:12:25,798 There's some right here. Thanks, Uncle Bob. 900 01:12:25,966 --> 01:12:27,008 You know what? 901 01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:28,801 Oh, my God. 902 01:12:32,806 --> 01:12:35,224 - I'll get some... - Fuck you. 903 01:12:35,392 --> 01:12:36,893 Fuck you! 904 01:12:38,187 --> 01:12:39,854 You fucking bitch. 905 01:12:43,650 --> 01:12:46,027 Oh, my God. 906 01:12:47,279 --> 01:12:48,654 You should see your face. 907 01:12:49,907 --> 01:12:51,491 It's a joke. 908 01:12:52,284 --> 01:12:54,118 Are you just gonna stand there like a big lump? 909 01:12:54,870 --> 01:12:56,329 I love your sweater. 910 01:12:58,165 --> 01:12:59,248 I'll get you a rag. 911 01:12:59,416 --> 01:13:01,709 Go get me a rag, 'cause you got so many of those lying around here. 912 01:13:01,877 --> 01:13:04,087 Fuckin' burp cloths, whatever. 913 01:13:04,254 --> 01:13:05,671 You know, the funny thing is, 914 01:13:05,839 --> 01:13:08,174 I could have had this party a long time ago. 915 01:13:08,342 --> 01:13:10,968 This exact same party. Yeah. 916 01:13:11,136 --> 01:13:13,012 Buddy and I were together for four years, 917 01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:14,639 and we were inseparable. Jan knows. 918 01:13:14,807 --> 01:13:16,391 Right, Jan? Tell them! 919 01:13:16,558 --> 01:13:18,267 - You want to clean up? - No, don't bother. 920 01:13:18,435 --> 01:13:20,645 It is silk. It's fucked. 921 01:13:20,813 --> 01:13:21,854 Mavis, sweetheart. 922 01:13:22,022 --> 01:13:24,023 Mother, I'm trying to tell a story here. 923 01:13:26,235 --> 01:13:28,361 Yeah, Buddy got me pregnant at 20. 924 01:13:28,529 --> 01:13:30,071 And we were gonna keep it! 925 01:13:31,990 --> 01:13:33,783 We were gonna have a little baby, 926 01:13:33,951 --> 01:13:35,785 and a little naming party, 927 01:13:35,953 --> 01:13:39,414 and a Funquarium, and all of that. 928 01:13:39,581 --> 01:13:41,666 And then 12 weeks into it... 929 01:13:41,834 --> 01:13:45,962 Well, I had Buddy's miscarriage. 930 01:13:47,089 --> 01:13:49,715 Which I wouldn't wish for anyone. 931 01:13:51,927 --> 01:13:55,471 Maybe if things were just a little bit more hospitable 932 01:13:55,639 --> 01:13:58,141 down south in my broken body, 933 01:13:58,308 --> 01:14:00,560 Buddy and I would be here right now with a teenager, 934 01:14:00,727 --> 01:14:02,520 and probably even more kids, 935 01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:04,772 because we always found each other. Always! 936 01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:06,774 Right, Jan? Tell them! 937 01:14:08,735 --> 01:14:10,194 What the fuck? 938 01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:25,293 It's a new drum set for Beth. 939 01:14:27,212 --> 01:14:28,337 What's wrong? 940 01:14:29,173 --> 01:14:31,507 - Nothing. - What do you mean, nothing? 941 01:14:31,675 --> 01:14:33,509 My God! What is wrong with you? 942 01:14:33,677 --> 01:14:35,136 Are you like one of those little kids 943 01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:37,388 who need a fucking chart to learn feelings? 944 01:14:37,556 --> 01:14:40,016 Stand up for yourself! Why are you covering for me? 945 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:41,684 That's enough, Mavis. You're drunk. 946 01:14:41,852 --> 01:14:43,227 Oh, I've been drunk since I've been back, Mom, 947 01:14:43,395 --> 01:14:46,022 and nobody gave two shits until this one got all bent out of shape. 948 01:14:46,190 --> 01:14:49,734 - Mavis, what the hell is going on? - Why did you invite me? 949 01:14:51,403 --> 01:14:55,281 I didn't invite you. My wife did. 950 01:14:56,658 --> 01:14:59,952 Beth practically forced me to call you. She feels sorry for you. 951 01:15:00,954 --> 01:15:03,539 We all do, Mavis. 952 01:15:03,707 --> 01:15:06,626 It's obvious you're having some mental sickness, 953 01:15:06,793 --> 01:15:07,835 some depression. 954 01:15:08,003 --> 01:15:10,004 You're very lonely and confused. 955 01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:14,175 So Beth made me invite you here, even though I knew it was a mistake. 956 01:15:14,968 --> 01:15:16,177 I knew it. 957 01:15:20,557 --> 01:15:21,974 You're lying. 958 01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:24,685 He's not. 959 01:15:36,073 --> 01:15:39,617 Well. What about now? 960 01:15:41,161 --> 01:15:42,328 You hate me now? 961 01:15:45,499 --> 01:15:48,125 'Cause it should be easy, 'cause I fucking hate you. 962 01:15:52,839 --> 01:15:56,425 Look at you. What is wrong with you people? 963 01:15:57,219 --> 01:15:58,261 Mavis, honey. 964 01:15:58,428 --> 01:16:03,683 You know, I came back for you. For you! 965 01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:06,435 And I hate this town! 966 01:16:06,603 --> 01:16:09,981 It's a hick, lake town that smells of fish shit! 967 01:16:10,148 --> 01:16:11,816 But I came back. 968 01:16:14,987 --> 01:16:17,530 I just wanted you to know that. 969 01:16:32,129 --> 01:16:33,546 I screwed up. 970 01:16:36,174 --> 01:16:38,509 - I screwed up so bad. - Where have you been? 971 01:16:46,268 --> 01:16:48,227 You're scaring me. 972 01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:56,027 I'm crazy. 973 01:16:59,406 --> 01:17:00,865 And no one loves me. 974 01:17:02,409 --> 01:17:04,076 You don't love me. 975 01:17:05,245 --> 01:17:06,954 Guys like me... 976 01:17:07,122 --> 01:17:09,373 ...are born loving women like you. 977 01:17:13,378 --> 01:17:15,421 I went to Buddy's house. 978 01:17:16,423 --> 01:17:17,923 What happened? 979 01:17:25,432 --> 01:17:27,767 I ruined my dress. 980 01:17:39,905 --> 01:17:41,656 I'll get you... 981 01:17:41,823 --> 01:17:43,949 I'll get you a shirt. 982 01:17:45,202 --> 01:17:47,453 No, I want yours. 983 01:17:49,331 --> 01:17:52,041 You want the shirt I'm wearing? 984 01:18:25,242 --> 01:18:26,951 Hide me. 985 01:18:47,472 --> 01:18:51,058 It's OK. 986 01:19:47,908 --> 01:19:49,658 Why Buddy? 987 01:19:52,579 --> 01:19:56,624 He's a good man. He's kind. 988 01:19:59,961 --> 01:20:02,213 Are other men unkind? 989 01:20:06,009 --> 01:20:08,636 He knew me when I was at my best. 990 01:20:15,852 --> 01:20:18,062 You weren't at your best then, Mavis. 991 01:20:20,065 --> 01:20:21,482 Not then. 992 01:20:22,609 --> 01:20:24,735 You know, I saw you every day. 993 01:20:26,321 --> 01:20:31,992 You had this little mirror in your locker, 994 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:34,578 shaped like a heart... 995 01:20:36,498 --> 01:20:40,167 ...and you looked in that mirror more than you ever looked at me, 996 01:20:41,419 --> 01:20:43,504 and I was at my best. 997 01:21:53,491 --> 01:21:55,451 Good morning. 998 01:21:56,369 --> 01:21:57,786 Hi. 999 01:21:59,706 --> 01:22:00,998 Coffee? 1000 01:22:01,958 --> 01:22:03,083 Sure. 1001 01:22:15,221 --> 01:22:16,764 Do you still write those books? 1002 01:22:16,932 --> 01:22:17,932 No. 1003 01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:21,060 The series is over. It got cancelled. 1004 01:22:23,355 --> 01:22:26,106 I'm actually writing the last one right now. 1005 01:22:27,317 --> 01:22:28,484 What happens? 1006 01:22:30,820 --> 01:22:32,237 I don't know. 1007 01:22:37,619 --> 01:22:40,371 Hey, do you know this girl named Beth? 1008 01:22:40,538 --> 01:22:42,581 She married Buddy Slade from school. 1009 01:22:44,209 --> 01:22:45,834 Yeah. I know that Beth. 1010 01:22:50,298 --> 01:22:51,715 What do you think of her? 1011 01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:57,596 I... I... 1012 01:22:57,764 --> 01:22:59,431 I don't really like her. 1013 01:23:00,725 --> 01:23:03,560 I mean, I think that you're way prettier than she is. 1014 01:23:08,316 --> 01:23:10,025 What happened to your dress? 1015 01:23:16,116 --> 01:23:18,867 I'm sorry. Did I say something wrong? 1016 01:23:19,035 --> 01:23:20,411 Shit. 1017 01:23:20,578 --> 01:23:22,579 What's wrong? What did I say? 1018 01:23:26,584 --> 01:23:28,585 I have a lot of problems. 1019 01:23:29,921 --> 01:23:32,506 Can't you get a new dress? 1020 01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:35,300 It's really difficult for me to be happy... 1021 01:23:38,930 --> 01:23:43,726 ...and then for other people, 1022 01:23:43,893 --> 01:23:45,644 it just seems so simple. 1023 01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:47,980 I know. 1024 01:23:48,773 --> 01:23:55,154 They just grow up, and they're so... fulfilled. 1025 01:23:56,531 --> 01:23:57,781 I don't feel fulfilled. 1026 01:23:57,949 --> 01:24:00,034 - Well... - And frankly, 1027 01:24:00,201 --> 01:24:03,245 if you don't feel fulfilled with all the stuff that you have... 1028 01:24:12,797 --> 01:24:14,673 I need to change, Sandra. 1029 01:24:16,801 --> 01:24:19,970 - No, you don't. - What? 1030 01:24:21,014 --> 01:24:23,682 You're the only person in Mercury who could write a book, 1031 01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:26,268 or wear a dress like that. 1032 01:24:26,436 --> 01:24:29,229 I'm sure there's plenty of other people who could... 1033 01:24:29,397 --> 01:24:31,732 Everyone here is fat and dumb. 1034 01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:33,525 Don't say that. 1035 01:24:36,362 --> 01:24:38,030 I mean, you think so? 1036 01:24:39,199 --> 01:24:41,658 Everyone wishes that they could be like you. 1037 01:24:42,494 --> 01:24:45,120 You know, living in the big city, 1038 01:24:45,288 --> 01:24:48,373 all famous and beautiful and all that. 1039 01:24:49,292 --> 01:24:50,709 I'm not really famous. 1040 01:24:50,877 --> 01:24:53,629 Well, you know, special or whatever. 1041 01:24:53,797 --> 01:24:56,215 I mean, some days, when I have a slow shift at work, 1042 01:24:56,382 --> 01:24:58,342 I'll sit and think about you, 1043 01:24:58,510 --> 01:25:01,678 living in your cool apartment, going out and stuff. 1044 01:25:02,764 --> 01:25:04,098 It seems really nice. 1045 01:25:04,265 --> 01:25:07,851 Yeah. But... 1046 01:25:09,854 --> 01:25:12,981 Most people here seem so happy with so little. 1047 01:25:13,149 --> 01:25:17,820 It's like they don't even seem to care what happens to them. 1048 01:25:18,738 --> 01:25:21,281 That's because it doesn't matter what happens to them. 1049 01:25:23,701 --> 01:25:25,244 They're nothing. 1050 01:25:26,788 --> 01:25:28,372 Might as well die. 1051 01:25:33,086 --> 01:25:35,295 Fuck Mercury. 1052 01:25:45,557 --> 01:25:46,765 Thank you. 1053 01:25:52,730 --> 01:25:54,523 I needed that. 1054 01:25:57,777 --> 01:25:59,319 You're right. 1055 01:26:00,905 --> 01:26:02,322 This place blows. 1056 01:26:06,619 --> 01:26:08,829 I need to get back to Minneapolis. 1057 01:26:10,915 --> 01:26:12,541 Take me with you. 1058 01:26:13,543 --> 01:26:14,751 Excuse me? 1059 01:26:16,129 --> 01:26:17,921 Take me with you. 1060 01:26:18,089 --> 01:26:20,299 You know, to the Mini Apple. 1061 01:26:22,468 --> 01:26:25,137 You're good here, Sandra. 1062 01:26:26,014 --> 01:26:27,055 Oh. 1063 01:26:40,445 --> 01:26:42,696 Dolce. 1064 01:26:44,741 --> 01:26:46,241 I'm so sorry. 1065 01:26:47,744 --> 01:26:49,411 My baby. Come here. 1066 01:26:50,330 --> 01:26:54,583 Graduation turned out to be a bittersweet ceremony for Kendal. 1067 01:26:54,751 --> 01:26:57,461 While honored to be the valedictorian of her class, 1068 01:26:57,629 --> 01:26:59,713 there was an unmistakable air of sadness 1069 01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:02,424 over the sudden death of Ryan Ashby. 1070 01:27:03,718 --> 01:27:06,887 Who could have imagined when Ryan and his girlfriend set sail that day, 1071 01:27:07,055 --> 01:27:09,932 it would be the last time anyone ever saw them? 1072 01:27:12,185 --> 01:27:13,227 Good boy. 1073 01:27:13,394 --> 01:27:15,062 Poor Ryan... 1074 01:27:15,230 --> 01:27:16,563 Lost at sea. 1075 01:27:20,985 --> 01:27:22,861 They don't need those back. 1076 01:27:24,113 --> 01:27:26,615 You can put them in a scrapbook, or whatever. 1077 01:27:29,786 --> 01:27:32,537 Just so you know, those doughnuts are for Honors Members only. 1078 01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:05,988 Kendal felt the weight of her high school years lifting off of her 1079 01:28:06,155 --> 01:28:08,573 as she emptied out her locker. 1080 01:28:08,741 --> 01:28:12,244 Sure, she'd think about Waverley from time to time. 1081 01:28:12,412 --> 01:28:15,497 Cheer squad, the debate team, 1082 01:28:15,665 --> 01:28:17,916 sneaking into the woods for a drink after class. 1083 01:28:19,627 --> 01:28:22,129 But her best years were still ahead of her. 1084 01:28:25,383 --> 01:28:27,759 Kendal Strickland was ready for the world. 1085 01:28:28,803 --> 01:28:30,804 It was time to look to the future. 1086 01:28:31,639 --> 01:28:33,348 A new chapter. 1087 01:28:34,767 --> 01:28:36,727 As she boarded the train for Cambridge, 1088 01:28:36,894 --> 01:28:40,605 she took one last look at her small town and blew it a kiss... 1089 01:28:42,442 --> 01:28:46,528 ...thinking, "Life, here I come."