1 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:26,700 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 2 00:00:39,420 --> 00:00:42,640 Hello and welcome to Top Gear! We're back! 3 00:00:42,740 --> 00:00:45,040 (CHEERING) 4 00:00:45,140 --> 00:00:47,040 It's a brand-new series 5 00:00:47,140 --> 00:00:49,440 and it's a very important one, 6 00:00:49,540 --> 00:00:51,880 because this is a big year for the Beeb. 7 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:55,080 It is. 2022 is the centenary. 8 00:00:55,180 --> 00:00:57,240 100 years of the BBC. 9 00:00:57,340 --> 00:00:59,000 Go on, the Beeb! 10 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:00,960 Go on, the Beeb. 11 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:04,840 100 not out - now, that's a big innings, 12 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:07,320 but we've got the weight of history on our shoulders, boys. 13 00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:08,960 We have indeed, Fred. 14 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:11,680 Did you see that trailer they put out? (GASPS) 15 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,040 All the greatest moments of the BBC 16 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:16,360 from all over the years - Attenborough, Strictly, 17 00:01:16,460 --> 00:01:18,240 Line Of Duty. 18 00:01:18,340 --> 00:01:20,640 - It was spine-tingling stuff. - FREDDIE: Were we in it? 19 00:01:20,740 --> 00:01:21,800 No, we weren't. 20 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:23,320 - (LAUGHTER) - But don't worry, 21 00:01:23,420 --> 00:01:25,640 because we've put our very own trailer together. 22 00:01:25,740 --> 00:01:27,840 Forget 100 years of history. 23 00:01:27,940 --> 00:01:31,100 Here's what we've got coming up over the next few weeks. 24 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:41,460 Open the taps, Christopher. See what she can do. 25 00:01:42,980 --> 00:01:44,520 Oh, my Lord, it's fast. 26 00:01:44,620 --> 00:01:46,620 PADDY: (LAUGHS) Spin it, Fred! 27 00:01:48,340 --> 00:01:51,120 Yes! (LAUGHS) 28 00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:53,880 Where does that jumper start and stop, and your chin finish? 29 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:55,520 Right, stop there. 30 00:01:55,620 --> 00:02:00,940 I have turned a Sinclair C5 into a bobsled. 31 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:05,360 This is the one now - 12 into 13. 32 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:06,880 This looks terrifying. 33 00:02:06,980 --> 00:02:09,680 Oh, my God! 34 00:02:09,780 --> 00:02:11,760 Ohh-ohh... 35 00:02:11,860 --> 00:02:13,860 (BOTH CHEER) 36 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:18,080 (LAUGHS) 37 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,120 Feels good! 38 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:23,000 Man, this is such a rush! 39 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:26,060 Go on, we're there! Go on, Chris! 40 00:02:27,860 --> 00:02:29,200 Whoa-ho-ho! 41 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:30,920 Ohh! 42 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:32,800 (ENGINE ROARS) 43 00:02:32,900 --> 00:02:36,360 That's my theme tune right here! 44 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:39,520 Look at me - when I grab hold of that, do not pull it! 45 00:02:39,620 --> 00:02:40,960 - Have you got it? - Yeah. 46 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:43,060 (BLEEP) 47 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:46,440 - (TYRES SCREECH) - PADDY: Oh! Oh! 48 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:48,540 - Oh! - (CHRIS LAUGHS) 49 00:02:53,860 --> 00:02:55,860 Ooh-hoo-hoo! 50 00:02:58,420 --> 00:03:00,420 - (OTHERS LAUGH) - Howzat? 51 00:03:01,460 --> 00:03:03,460 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 52 00:03:08,780 --> 00:03:10,400 All that to come, 53 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:13,800 but tonight, we're kicking off by talking about motorsport. 54 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:15,040 Isn't that right, Fred? 55 00:03:15,140 --> 00:03:16,760 That's right, Pad, 56 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:19,160 because see here at Top Gear, we love a bit of racing. 57 00:03:19,260 --> 00:03:21,560 But if we're being honest, we've not had much success. 58 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:24,320 - We? It's you two. - Not fair. 59 00:03:24,420 --> 00:03:27,160 Formula Off Road, Baja, the GT Cup - 60 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:30,920 barely ever a finish, definitely no silverware. 61 00:03:31,020 --> 00:03:32,920 But we reckon the problem isn't us, 62 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:35,560 it's just we haven't found the right race yet. 63 00:03:35,660 --> 00:03:38,200 Exactly. There's got to be something we're good at. 64 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:40,200 So the producers said, "Fine. 65 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:43,160 "You want to fail at a load more motorsports? Go ahead." 66 00:03:43,260 --> 00:03:45,280 And they packed us off to a corner of the world 67 00:03:45,380 --> 00:03:47,120 that just loves a bit of wacky racing. 68 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:49,220 Florida! 69 00:03:56,900 --> 00:03:59,760 PADDY: Welcome to the sun-soaked 70 00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:03,620 seaside playground that is Miami. 71 00:04:07,220 --> 00:04:10,160 Oh, yes. For a mission to find a motorsport 72 00:04:10,260 --> 00:04:12,280 we were actually good at, 73 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:15,620 there were definitely worse places to kick off from. 74 00:04:17,180 --> 00:04:19,920 Miami, baby! 75 00:04:20,020 --> 00:04:21,720 FREDDIE: Tell you what, it's all right, this, in't it? 76 00:04:21,820 --> 00:04:24,360 Here to conquer the world of motorsport 77 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:26,480 and get a tan at the same time, Patrick! 78 00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:29,560 Oh, all over it! Miami, Monaco... 79 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,920 ...Morecambe. It doesn't matter, boys, 80 00:04:32,020 --> 00:04:34,960 - because we're going racing. - PADDY: Oh-oh! 81 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:38,120 Yes, we were. 82 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:40,560 And because any professional race team 83 00:04:40,660 --> 00:04:43,520 needs a slick, sophisticated way of getting to the paddock, 84 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:46,280 I'd taken the liberty of sorting out 85 00:04:46,380 --> 00:04:50,580 a proper F1-inspired team bus. 86 00:04:51,940 --> 00:04:53,800 CHRIS: What is that? 87 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:55,480 I'm glad you asked. This, my friends, 88 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:59,800 is the Holiday Rambler Aluma Lite XL. 89 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:03,960 - FREDDIE: Wow. - 35ft of driving pleasure. 90 00:05:04,060 --> 00:05:06,840 Ignore that. Right, let me talk you through 91 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,000 - the old girl. - Ignore that? 92 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:10,200 FREDDIE: Where have you got this from? 93 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:12,160 CHRIS: Is that wee coming out of there? 94 00:05:12,260 --> 00:05:13,760 - FREDDIE: What's that? - PADDY: Ignore that. 95 00:05:13,860 --> 00:05:15,860 Come round this side. 96 00:05:16,940 --> 00:05:19,080 - (ALL CHUCKLE) - Come on in! 97 00:05:19,180 --> 00:05:21,080 Here we go. 98 00:05:21,180 --> 00:05:24,120 CHRIS: Fred, this feels like a crime scene. 99 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:26,540 Eh? Now, let me just talk you through it. 100 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,280 Living area. 101 00:05:29,380 --> 00:05:31,040 - Driving area. - FREDDIE: Yeah. 102 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:33,480 Dining table and... 103 00:05:33,580 --> 00:05:35,320 You're going to love this, you two. 104 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:37,920 ...your beds. The kitchen turns into a bedroom. 105 00:05:38,020 --> 00:05:39,400 You've got all this 106 00:05:39,500 --> 00:05:41,040 - to yourselves, you two. - Ohh! 107 00:05:41,140 --> 00:05:43,120 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - I've looked after you! 108 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:45,220 Who gets the master suite, then? 109 00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:48,760 PADDY: Finders keepers. 110 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:50,860 (ENGINE PURRS) 111 00:05:52,380 --> 00:05:54,000 FREDDIE: Whoa! 112 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:56,560 - Oh, lively, Chris, innit? - I tell you what, Pad, 113 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:58,680 you've chosen a beauty. She drives straight. 114 00:05:58,780 --> 00:06:00,200 - Thank you. - A lot of power. 115 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:03,440 - A 7.4-litre V8... - 7.4? 116 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:07,920 7.4 V8, big block, straight out of a Corvette Stingray. 117 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:10,260 It's got more grunt than it's got brakes. 118 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:16,040 So we've got the idea that we're going racing, 119 00:06:16,140 --> 00:06:17,880 we've got our team, we've got our team truck. 120 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:19,560 - PADDY: Race team. - Now what we need is... 121 00:06:19,660 --> 00:06:21,360 ...team captain. 122 00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:22,720 PADDY: What are you thinking? 123 00:06:22,820 --> 00:06:25,920 Well, we've got an obvious candidate. 124 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:27,480 Which one of the three of us has captained 125 00:06:27,580 --> 00:06:29,200 an international England side? 126 00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:31,040 I understand why you're plumping for me, 127 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:33,480 - but the captaincy... - Don't think of yourself 128 00:06:33,580 --> 00:06:36,240 as a captain. Think of yourself more of a sacrificial lamb. 129 00:06:36,340 --> 00:06:38,480 - FREDDIE: Oh, my word. - Hands up Flintoff captain. 130 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:41,240 Hands up Flintoff not captain. 131 00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:43,620 Outvoted. Get your arm down! 132 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:49,200 Miami, baby! 133 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:51,300 Here we go, road trip! 134 00:06:53,060 --> 00:06:55,840 Open the taps, Christopher. See what she can do. 135 00:06:55,940 --> 00:06:57,040 (ENGINE ROARS) 136 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:59,000 (FREDDIE CHEERS) 137 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:01,100 PADDY: Listen to that V8! 138 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:03,800 FREDDIE: Do you know what, Paddy? 139 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:05,400 It's not what I expected, this RV, 140 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:07,840 - but it's perfect. - Thank you. 141 00:07:07,940 --> 00:07:09,280 '80s Americana. 142 00:07:09,380 --> 00:07:11,380 (FLAPPING) 143 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:15,040 What's that flapping about, Chris? What's that noise? 144 00:07:15,140 --> 00:07:17,360 That's that window... Windscreen rubber. 145 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:20,800 Do you know what I like about these '80s motors, like this? 146 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:23,520 They're proper. You get in and go, "That's comfortable." 147 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:26,240 They did know how to make comfort. 148 00:07:26,340 --> 00:07:29,040 I feel like Captain Cook on the... 149 00:07:29,140 --> 00:07:30,600 Is it the SS Enterprise? 150 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,160 Do you mean Kirk or Cook? 151 00:07:32,260 --> 00:07:33,800 - Kirk. Captain Kirk. - The one that sailed a boat 152 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:35,040 or the one that had a starship? 153 00:07:35,140 --> 00:07:36,560 Captain Kirk. 154 00:07:36,660 --> 00:07:39,120 In the middle on the starship, sat in the seat... 155 00:07:39,220 --> 00:07:41,280 The one that discovered Botany Bay in Australia? 156 00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:42,360 ...weighing it all up. 157 00:07:42,460 --> 00:07:43,560 That's near Chorley, that. 158 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:45,660 - It is, yeah. - Botany Bay. 159 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:50,320 CHRIS: At the risk of rambling too far off brief, 160 00:07:50,420 --> 00:07:52,400 it was just as well 161 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:55,680 that the first pitstop on our motorsport map of Florida 162 00:07:55,780 --> 00:07:58,080 was located just up the coast 163 00:07:58,180 --> 00:08:00,300 at the Palm Beach International Raceway... 164 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:04,960 Oh, Chris! Wey, boys, here we are! 165 00:08:05,060 --> 00:08:07,480 ...where we'd been told to get stuck in 166 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:10,820 to something called donk racing. 167 00:08:15,420 --> 00:08:19,920 It started on the streets of Miami back in the late '80s, 168 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:23,160 taking the head-to-head, high-stakes world 169 00:08:23,260 --> 00:08:24,800 of illegal drag racing... 170 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:29,700 ...and giving it a uniquely outlandish edge. 171 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:44,920 Donk racing has become so popular that it's now 172 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:47,260 a fully legalised official motorsport. 173 00:08:53,180 --> 00:08:55,000 A motorsport driven by 174 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:57,280 a love of big old '70s Chevrolet barges, 175 00:08:57,380 --> 00:08:59,800 modified with huge horsepower 176 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:03,800 and simply enormous wheels. 177 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:05,400 - Oh, look at this! - Look at these things, Pad. 178 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:06,760 PADDY: Are you all right, lads? 179 00:09:06,860 --> 00:09:09,120 Some of the paint jobs are unbelievable. 180 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:11,120 Look at that! 181 00:09:11,220 --> 00:09:12,640 - Spinners! - Yay! 182 00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:14,740 PADDY: Love a spinner! 183 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:18,080 (ENGINE FIRES) 184 00:09:18,180 --> 00:09:20,360 FREDDIE: How big are them wheels, Chris? What size? 185 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:24,160 26. Imagine if you hit a British pothole 186 00:09:24,260 --> 00:09:25,800 - in that. - Wow! 187 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:28,800 PADDY: This is proper Americano, innit? 188 00:09:28,900 --> 00:09:31,380 Noise! Power! That's what we want! 189 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:37,520 PADDY: We weren't just here to spectate, though. 190 00:09:37,620 --> 00:09:39,620 We'd been invited to compete. 191 00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:43,160 So to see about some cars, 192 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:45,800 we tracked down the big boss himself - 193 00:09:45,900 --> 00:09:47,240 Sage Thomas... 194 00:09:47,340 --> 00:09:48,960 - How are you? - What's up? What's up? 195 00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:51,040 - ...otherwise known as... - How are you, boss? 196 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:52,960 - the Donkmaster. - Welcome to America, men. 197 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,560 FREDDIE: So what's donking? 198 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:57,360 It's donk racing. What we have here 199 00:09:57,460 --> 00:09:59,800 is the National Donk Racing Association. 200 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,240 You act a donkey in a donk. 201 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:03,120 You see how flamboyant it is 202 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:04,880 - and shiny it is. - No, you've lost me. What? 203 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:06,200 - You act a donkey. - PADDY: You act like a donkey. 204 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:08,300 You gotta be wild! 205 00:10:14,420 --> 00:10:17,480 So a middleweight donk has speakers, AC, 206 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:19,280 cruise control, all this kind of stuff. 207 00:10:19,380 --> 00:10:20,520 But it has to have that? 208 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,240 Yes, it has to have that. 209 00:10:22,340 --> 00:10:24,840 And it has to have the 26-inch wheels that you see here. 210 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:26,400 They call this one Gold Digger. 211 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:28,040 CHRIS: One question. How big is the engine in this? 212 00:10:28,140 --> 00:10:30,000 - 7 litres. - 7 litres? 213 00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:31,880 This car here, it makes over 900 horsepower 214 00:10:31,980 --> 00:10:33,440 to the rear tyres. 215 00:10:33,540 --> 00:10:35,200 FREDDIE; So 0 to 60 - how fast would that be? 216 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:37,800 This'd go to 60mph in under two seconds. 217 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,920 These can run about 150mph in a quarter mile. 218 00:10:40,020 --> 00:10:42,040 - That's outrageous! - Absolutely. 219 00:10:42,140 --> 00:10:44,560 FREDDIE: And better still, the Donkmaster 220 00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:48,360 had been kind enough to line one up for each of us. 221 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:50,080 This is a bit of me. 222 00:10:50,180 --> 00:10:51,720 - FREDDIE: Is that you? - That's me! 223 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:52,720 - Chris? - That one. 224 00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:54,480 I'll go Gold Digger. 225 00:10:54,580 --> 00:10:56,160 Have they all got the same power? 226 00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:58,400 Nah. So this one makes about 1,000 horsepower, 227 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,320 so you picked the right one. That's what I wanna tell you. 228 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:02,560 (PADDY CHUCKLES) 229 00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:05,240 - You ready for training? - Yes! Here we go. 230 00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:07,320 1,000 horsepower. 231 00:11:07,420 --> 00:11:08,840 - In a straight line. - (LAUGHS) 232 00:11:08,940 --> 00:11:10,920 That's where he's worst - straight line. 233 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:12,640 Where he's at his worst. 234 00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:16,920 PADDY: Suddenly very aware that all that horsepower 235 00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:19,160 sat inside someone else's pride and joy, 236 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:23,080 before hitting the track, we took a couple of minutes 237 00:11:23,180 --> 00:11:25,920 to have a quick pootle around the car park. 238 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:28,020 (ENGINES ROAR) 239 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:37,560 Whoa! That has just got a mind of its own... 240 00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:40,360 ...which, unfortunately, was all the time 241 00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:43,080 Harris needed in his donk 242 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:44,200 to kill it. 243 00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:46,300 (CLATTER) 244 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:50,740 That broke. 245 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:53,340 That's gone. 246 00:11:54,420 --> 00:11:56,480 So that went well. 247 00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:58,400 The first time I put the throttle down... 248 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,160 - Oh, dear. - ...the diff went bang. 249 00:12:00,260 --> 00:12:02,000 - Oh, no. - And now this is the bit 250 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:04,640 that I don't like. This is the bit... Racing driver... 251 00:12:04,740 --> 00:12:08,080 (BOTH LAUGH AND CHEER) 252 00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:11,040 - Pro driver! - What happened, Chris? 253 00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:12,360 Pair... 254 00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:14,460 (BOTH CHEER) 255 00:12:16,260 --> 00:12:17,360 Am I not allowed 256 00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:18,640 - to say anything? - Go on, then. 257 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,740 - Um... - (FREDDIE CHEERS) 258 00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:26,000 CHRIS: Suffice to say, 259 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:28,360 with the competition already under way... 260 00:12:28,460 --> 00:12:32,800 ...I would now have to share a donk with Fred, 261 00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:35,000 who, as team captain, 262 00:12:35,100 --> 00:12:37,160 had bravely volunteered to run first 263 00:12:37,260 --> 00:12:39,620 and show the locals what we were made of. 264 00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:49,360 Thank you! Thank you! Thanks, lads. 265 00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:51,700 Thanks for popping in. Thanks for coming. 266 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,320 I'm feeling quite nervous for him here. 267 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:05,480 I'm up against it here. I'm up against a bloke 268 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:07,580 who does it every day of the week. 269 00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:11,120 My main concern - not hitting a wall. 270 00:13:11,220 --> 00:13:12,600 - Keep it straight. - Keep it straight! 271 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,480 The Donkmaster telling me to keep it straight. 272 00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:16,120 - That's what I'm thinking. - Yeah. 273 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:18,220 That's what I'm thinking. 274 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,500 Let's go. Let's go. 275 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,440 Light on the throttle. 276 00:13:23,540 --> 00:13:25,540 - Just...rrr-rrr! - Mmm. 277 00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:31,240 It's one of the most ridiculous sights I've ever seen! 278 00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:32,960 Come on, Fred! Take this fella. 279 00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:36,000 (ENGINES ROAR) 280 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:38,100 Oh... Oh-oh. Oh, God. 281 00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:51,140 Oh, you... (BLEEP) 282 00:13:52,140 --> 00:13:54,140 (BOTH LAUGH) 283 00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:58,120 It spun out. 284 00:13:58,220 --> 00:14:00,040 (TYRES SCREECH) 285 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,120 (PADDY GASPS) 286 00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,000 - Ohh! - (CHRIS LAUGHS) 287 00:14:04,100 --> 00:14:05,360 Ah. 288 00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:07,460 (LAUGHS) What is he doing? 289 00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:17,160 - Who do you think won? - That was no good. 290 00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:18,920 No good. 291 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,120 Hell, when he went sideways, my heart was beating. 292 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,320 (LAUGHTER) 293 00:14:23,420 --> 00:14:26,880 I went at it too hard. I wanted to go, 294 00:14:26,980 --> 00:14:28,960 - and then was just too keen. - At what point 295 00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:31,120 did you realise you were doing an 80mph burnout? 296 00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:32,400 I was enjoying it for a minute 297 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,040 and then I started seeing the wall. 298 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,360 Hey, there was a bit, 299 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:37,240 it went like that and we all went, "Ooh!" 300 00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:39,200 Paddy, I'm here. I know. 301 00:14:39,300 --> 00:14:40,680 You came second. 302 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,860 You're allowed to these days. You came second, 303 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:43,920 Where am I going here, now, then? 304 00:14:44,020 --> 00:14:45,840 - Uh... - Am I reversing out? 305 00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:47,940 Just go sideways up there for 100 yards. 306 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:53,400 PADDY: So the captain was out, 307 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:58,160 and our American racing debut was off to a rocky start. 308 00:14:58,260 --> 00:14:59,560 Well done, sir. 309 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:01,520 - I owe you $20. - (LAUGHS) 310 00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:03,800 Let me tell you, the guy who owns this car, 311 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,000 - his ass, about this big. - Was he not happy? 312 00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,280 Listen, you were hanging the wall. 313 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,380 - No, I was all right with it. - OK. 314 00:15:10,980 --> 00:15:14,840 But for the next race, me and Harris 315 00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:17,040 had been drawn against each other, 316 00:15:17,140 --> 00:15:19,880 which meant, as long as we kept our noses clean, 317 00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:23,100 at least one of us would be through to the next round. 318 00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:26,720 - Whoo! - Yeah! 319 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:28,820 Come on, boys. 320 00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:31,580 (EXCITED CHATTER) 321 00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:36,260 (ENGINES REV) 322 00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:45,880 Ohh! 323 00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:48,460 Oh-ho-ho! Whoo! 324 00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:54,880 Ohh! Chrissy Harris! 325 00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:57,580 Whoo! That's fast! 326 00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:03,240 Whoo! I think we might have beaten him! 327 00:16:03,340 --> 00:16:04,960 (LAUGHS EVILLY) 328 00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:07,060 Paddy! 329 00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:14,000 That is outrageous! 330 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,860 Man, that donking's visceral. 331 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:22,280 FREDDIE: Beating McGuinness had sent Harris 332 00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:24,800 straight into the quarterfinals. 333 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:27,620 Win the next round, and we'd be in with a shot at the podium. 334 00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:31,720 The only problem was, his next opponent 335 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:35,440 would be the Donkmaster himself. 336 00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:39,940 The Donkmaster's car has a parachute on the back of it. 337 00:16:41,380 --> 00:16:43,280 I think you have to be going quite fast 338 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:45,680 to require the services of a parachute to stop. 339 00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:46,800 Go on, Chrissy! 340 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:48,980 (ENGINE REVS) 341 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,320 (CHEERING) 342 00:16:56,420 --> 00:16:58,240 - Shall we have a bet on him? - Who, the Donkmaster? 343 00:16:58,340 --> 00:16:59,280 Yeah, of course. 344 00:16:59,380 --> 00:17:00,400 - Come on! - Come on! 345 00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,400 No idea what I'm doing at all. 346 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,040 Who do we come for for bets? 347 00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:07,800 - We're on the Donkmaster. - Who are you going on? 348 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:09,600 On the Gold Digger right here. 349 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:11,080 - 100? - Ooh! Ooh! 350 00:17:11,180 --> 00:17:13,440 (BOTH LAUGH) 351 00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:15,040 (SHOUTS) Come on, the Donkmaster! 352 00:17:15,140 --> 00:17:17,080 - Good luck, Chris. - Chris, good on you, son. 353 00:17:17,180 --> 00:17:19,000 PADDY: Good luck, Chris! Good luck, Chris! 354 00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,240 (BOTH LAUGH) 355 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:22,340 That's lovely. 356 00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,800 (HISSING) 357 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,360 FREDDIE: Here we go, here we go! 358 00:17:27,460 --> 00:17:29,160 - Come on, Chris! - Come on! 359 00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:31,260 (ENGINE REVS) 360 00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:45,240 I think I cheated. 361 00:17:45,340 --> 00:17:47,120 He's cheating, he's gone at red light. 362 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:49,460 (CHRIS GUFFAWS) 363 00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:54,140 There he goes. 364 00:17:55,980 --> 00:17:57,980 He didn't beat me by that much. 365 00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:00,400 - Whoo! - Ohh! 366 00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,960 - Have we won? - Yeah. 367 00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:03,120 Just clap. 368 00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:05,040 (SUBDUED CHEERING) 369 00:18:05,140 --> 00:18:07,520 - Oh, no... - I'll get dinner. (LAUGHS) 370 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,440 (PADDY AND FREDDIE GIGGLE) 371 00:18:09,540 --> 00:18:12,680 PADDY: Oh, Chris, good effort, that. 372 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:13,840 Unlucky, Chris. 373 00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:15,280 Well done. That was amazing. 374 00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:16,680 But I jumped the start so I was disqualified 375 00:18:16,780 --> 00:18:18,320 - before I started. - But you had to try. 376 00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:20,920 Looked good, though. You looked amazing. 377 00:18:21,020 --> 00:18:22,800 It was like the Bristol Donker... 378 00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:25,240 - Look, we won! - (WHISPERS) Shh! Not now. 379 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:27,200 - Thank you. - Thank you. 380 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:30,000 So, our team spirit needed some work... 381 00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:33,480 ...and retreating back to the Holiday Rambler, 382 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:37,320 it was time to conclude that when it comes to donk racing, 383 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:41,800 we probably made better spectators than competitors. 384 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,880 PADDY: I were catching him at the end. 385 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:46,840 CHRIS: No, you weren't. You nearly had me, Pad. 386 00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:48,440 If it had gone on for another six miles, 387 00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:50,280 - you'd have caught me. - No, 388 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:53,240 I reckon about another four. Joking aside, 389 00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,960 I think, for our first attempt at something, 390 00:18:56,060 --> 00:18:58,800 we all got through it in one piece. Job's a good 'un. 391 00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,760 - That was a result. - Job's a good 'un. 392 00:19:00,860 --> 00:19:02,240 And we won $100, didn't we, Pad? 393 00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:04,280 $100. Yes, we did. 394 00:19:04,380 --> 00:19:08,220 CHRIS: Time to set our sights on our next race... 395 00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,560 ...taking place the following morning 396 00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:13,240 over on Florida's west coast. 397 00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:15,160 To reach it, 398 00:19:15,260 --> 00:19:17,680 we'd be crossing the enormous tropical wilderness 399 00:19:17,780 --> 00:19:19,160 of the Everglades... 400 00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:22,880 ...which, in a highly reliable vehicle, 401 00:19:22,980 --> 00:19:25,600 driven by a highly skilled driver, 402 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,700 would be no problem at all. 403 00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:32,200 Hang on, it just keeps... It's cut out. 404 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,360 - Have you got any power now? - No. 405 00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:36,520 None. Freewheeling. 406 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:38,840 - What have you done to it? - CHRIS: I haven't... 407 00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:40,840 You've been in it two minutes, you've broken it. 408 00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:42,440 Exactly. You've had it for an hour-and-a-half... 409 00:19:42,540 --> 00:19:45,080 No, no. It was absolutely fine. Was it fine when I was driving? 410 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:46,600 PADDY: Don't bring me into this. 411 00:19:46,700 --> 00:19:48,080 Was it fine when I was driving? 412 00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:50,000 Don't bring me into this squabble. 413 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,800 CHRIS: Are you scared of his physicality? 414 00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,200 PADDY: I'm having a nice time. 415 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,800 Do you know what you're forgetting here? 416 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,120 - I'm captain. - OK. 417 00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:57,800 All right? 418 00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:00,280 I'm beginning to understand why it didn't work for you, Andrew. 419 00:20:00,380 --> 00:20:02,480 You gonna have a look at the engine, Chris? 420 00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:04,400 CHRIS: For what good it'll do! 421 00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:06,160 - Oh, there he goes. - Oh, here we go. 422 00:20:06,260 --> 00:20:07,800 Ohh, lovely. 423 00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,880 - Flaming heck! - Turn it off, turn it off. 424 00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:11,680 I've got no hairs on me legs! 425 00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:13,760 My God! What are you doing? 426 00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:14,880 What are you gonna do with that now? 427 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:17,040 It's hot. 428 00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:20,720 Get that open. Ooh, pristine, that, innit? 429 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,200 That looks lovely. 430 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,460 CHRIS: There's nothing wrong with that at all. 431 00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:26,080 No, spotless. Put the lid back on it. 432 00:20:26,180 --> 00:20:28,160 - (WHIRRING) - CHRIS: Bit of throttle. 433 00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:30,840 - (WHIRRING SPEEDS UP) - Bit more. 434 00:20:30,940 --> 00:20:32,640 (REVVING) 435 00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:33,760 Not a lot of fuel there, Fred. 436 00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:35,080 Have you not filled it up? 437 00:20:35,180 --> 00:20:36,840 What do you mean, I didn't fill it up? 438 00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:38,680 - You've handed it to me empty. - Fuel gauge says full. 439 00:20:38,780 --> 00:20:40,760 Give it a... 440 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,760 - What are you doing now? - It's broken. 441 00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:44,400 Put the fan cover back on. 442 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,560 You've been driving it and you've not filled it up. 443 00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:49,120 You've handed it over empty. 444 00:20:49,220 --> 00:20:52,200 Let's just go and get some petrol, for God's sake! 445 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,360 Since neither of the two clowns had considered 446 00:20:55,460 --> 00:20:59,280 a 7.2-litre V8 might at some point need a top-up, 447 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:02,800 we limped along to the next petrol station, 448 00:21:02,900 --> 00:21:06,840 and soon had the Rambler fully brimmed, back on track 449 00:21:06,940 --> 00:21:11,020 and ready to head straight into the Everglades... 450 00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:15,940 ...also known as alligator country. 451 00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:32,820 That's Gatorsville in there, innit? 452 00:21:34,140 --> 00:21:37,000 How much to swim across that? 453 00:21:37,100 --> 00:21:39,140 $100. 454 00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:44,720 I can't see... 455 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:45,800 - What's that over there? - Where? 456 00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:47,360 - There's something over there. - Where? 457 00:21:47,460 --> 00:21:49,480 On the other side of the river. 458 00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:52,100 - Where are you looking? - Over there! Oh, it's a heron. 459 00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,400 FREDDIE: Truth be told, 460 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:58,480 the further we rolled across the Everglades, 461 00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:02,160 the more it looked like the so-called alligator country 462 00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:04,460 was missing a crucial ingredient. 463 00:22:06,220 --> 00:22:07,920 CHRIS: Well, we've been in gator country 464 00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:10,600 for several hours now and I've not seen a sniff. 465 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:12,280 I've seen a heron, 466 00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:13,880 both alive and dead. 467 00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:16,000 - PADDY: We've seen vultures. - Snake! 468 00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:16,980 Is that a snake on the ground there? 469 00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:18,440 Where? Where? Where? 470 00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:20,800 - What's that dead there? - (THUD) 471 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,140 That's a branch, Chris. Well done! 472 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:28,880 FREDDIE: But the day was wearing on, 473 00:22:28,980 --> 00:22:32,280 and it turned out the overnight campsite we were booked at 474 00:22:32,380 --> 00:22:35,200 was a bit more... 475 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:37,300 ...rural. 476 00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:40,240 Watch out on that tree. 477 00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:42,340 - (LEAVES RUSTLE) - Jesus! 478 00:22:49,580 --> 00:22:51,680 - Slow it down round here. - Yeah. 479 00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:53,320 Let's have a look. 480 00:22:53,420 --> 00:22:55,420 Gotta be summat. 481 00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:01,400 - There's one! - Where? Where? 482 00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,800 There, there, there! There! 483 00:23:03,900 --> 00:23:05,900 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. - Hey. Hey! 484 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:08,120 PADDY: Look at that lad. 485 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:09,640 FREDDIE: It's bigger than you think, that. 486 00:23:09,740 --> 00:23:11,800 - How big is that? Five foot? - No, it's bigger. 487 00:23:11,900 --> 00:23:13,900 - Is it? - It's bigger than you think. 488 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:18,560 PADDY: When it comes out of watter... 489 00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:22,000 CHRIS: Can you speak...? "When it comes out of watter..."? 490 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:23,400 They live in water. 491 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:25,840 Whoa, Jesus Christ! Look at this lad here! 492 00:23:25,940 --> 00:23:28,280 Look at the size of this one! In here! 493 00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:30,600 - Look at this! - CHRIS: Crikey, he's large. 494 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,360 Oh, my God, this lad here! 495 00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:34,460 - Right here, Fred. - That's what I was looking at. 496 00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:39,280 CHRIS: Flintoff, what are you doing? 497 00:23:39,380 --> 00:23:41,960 PADDY: That's it, Fred. Just open the door, invite him in. 498 00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:43,920 FREDDIE: I'm straight in if he comes. 499 00:23:44,020 --> 00:23:46,080 PADDY: Tell you what, they go quick, Fred. 500 00:23:46,180 --> 00:23:47,200 Do they? 501 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,680 They come out quick, my friend. 502 00:23:48,780 --> 00:23:50,780 - Is that more than 6' 1"? - That's a big lad. 503 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,340 Look, there's one there! 504 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:57,600 FREDDIE: Oh, he's gone. 505 00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:59,980 PADDY: Oh, where's he going now? 506 00:24:02,140 --> 00:24:04,720 With that in mind, we decided to get to our campsite 507 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:06,200 before nightfall. 508 00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:09,040 So we saddled back up 509 00:24:09,140 --> 00:24:13,300 and hurried on deeper into the wild. 510 00:24:16,340 --> 00:24:19,380 (RATTLING AND RUMBLING) 511 00:24:21,020 --> 00:24:22,080 Oh, no. 512 00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:23,680 (CLATTERING) 513 00:24:23,780 --> 00:24:25,780 CHRIS: Fred? 514 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:29,520 - Right, Andrew... - Chris, I'm doing 20mph. 515 00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:30,880 That is your first official warning. 516 00:24:30,980 --> 00:24:31,920 I'm doing 20mph. 517 00:24:32,020 --> 00:24:34,080 (CLUNK) 518 00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:36,180 Andrew! 519 00:24:42,140 --> 00:24:46,040 PADDY: And thanks to Flintoff, we were soon rumbling up to 520 00:24:46,140 --> 00:24:48,120 the slightly unnervingly named 521 00:24:48,220 --> 00:24:51,140 Trail Lakes Camp Ground. 522 00:24:53,580 --> 00:24:57,360 So we're camping at a place with lakes 523 00:24:57,460 --> 00:25:00,360 - full of alligators. - That's the one. 524 00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:03,760 CHRIS: Keep that Labrador on a lead. That's lunch! 525 00:25:03,860 --> 00:25:05,860 Imagine bringing your kids here. 526 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:11,240 PADDY: What you've gotta do... 527 00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:14,080 Apparently, their eyes are like cats' eyes, they're reflective. 528 00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,440 FREDDIE: There's seriously alligators in that? 529 00:25:15,540 --> 00:25:18,120 - Yeah. - Proper big ones? 530 00:25:18,220 --> 00:25:20,160 Big 'uns. 531 00:25:20,260 --> 00:25:22,160 Why would you want to camp by a load of alligators? 532 00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:24,260 - Why are we doing that? - A bit of fun, innit? 533 00:25:25,460 --> 00:25:26,840 - We enjoyed the RV. - Enjoyed it. 534 00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:29,200 I thoroughly enjoyed it. Hey! And come on, 535 00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:30,880 what do you reckon? 536 00:25:30,980 --> 00:25:33,240 I know we've had a few little technicals today. 537 00:25:33,340 --> 00:25:35,280 - It has done us proud. - Done us proud, hasn't it? 538 00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:38,080 - It's comfy. - Extremely comfy. 539 00:25:38,180 --> 00:25:40,640 I'm slightly nervous about the sleeping situation. 540 00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:42,960 You don't have to be. I've told you. 541 00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:44,880 Master bedroom - that's mine. 542 00:25:44,980 --> 00:25:46,680 Dining table - that's you. 543 00:25:46,780 --> 00:25:48,200 Couch - that's you. 544 00:25:48,300 --> 00:25:49,840 I'm not sleeping with him. 545 00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:52,160 You're not sleeping with him. He's in the dining room. 546 00:25:52,260 --> 00:25:53,560 - Have you seen how long he is? - It's the same room. 547 00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:55,240 Why am I going to sleep on a dining table or a couch? 548 00:25:55,340 --> 00:25:56,560 You're on the couch. It pulls out. 549 00:25:56,660 --> 00:25:59,400 Don't think of it as a couch, Fred. 550 00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:01,360 Are you naked, or are you a pyjamas man? 551 00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:03,000 CHRIS: Absolutely in the buff, mate. 552 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:05,100 FREDDIE: Sorry? 553 00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:12,880 CHRIS: The next morning, we were back on the dusty trail, 554 00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:15,360 where, having decided that 555 00:26:15,460 --> 00:26:17,280 we'd missed a trick on the previous day's drive 556 00:26:17,380 --> 00:26:21,280 through Miami, McGuinness had generously opened up 557 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,380 his holiday wardrobe. 558 00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:31,800 What do you think of the outfit, boys, eh? 559 00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:33,360 Miami Vice! 560 00:26:33,460 --> 00:26:35,440 Have I pulled it out the bag, or what? 561 00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:37,240 - Not in Miami, Pad. - You what? 562 00:26:37,340 --> 00:26:39,080 - We're not in Miami. - Where are we? 563 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:40,600 Naples. 564 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:42,200 Near enough, innit? 565 00:26:42,300 --> 00:26:44,800 Naples, baby! 566 00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:47,300 How many days more of this are there? 567 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,360 FREDDIE: At least one, 568 00:26:50,460 --> 00:26:53,400 because we'd been told our next motorsport test 569 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:57,280 could be found somewhere in the nearby marshes. 570 00:26:57,380 --> 00:27:00,720 And so far, tracking it down in the RV 571 00:27:00,820 --> 00:27:02,820 hadn't been easy. 572 00:27:04,220 --> 00:27:05,840 Here you are, Chris, what's this coming up here? 573 00:27:05,940 --> 00:27:08,400 Whoa, whoa, Pad, we've missed our turning. 574 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,080 - Down there. - How do you know that were it? 575 00:27:10,180 --> 00:27:12,280 - Were it signposted? - Just listen to me. 576 00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,520 - Oh! - Ohh! OK. 577 00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:16,880 Don't worry. I'll spin it round down here. 578 00:27:16,980 --> 00:27:18,960 I don't want to get us stuck, lads. 579 00:27:19,060 --> 00:27:20,960 - I don't want to get us stuck. - Nose down there... 580 00:27:21,060 --> 00:27:23,040 I reckon you could drive just round... 581 00:27:23,140 --> 00:27:24,320 There she goes. 582 00:27:24,420 --> 00:27:26,120 Oh... Don't worry. 583 00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:28,440 - (CHRIS LAUGHS) - Ohh! 584 00:27:28,540 --> 00:27:31,160 We'll have a little run into it now. 585 00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:32,080 CHRIS: This is perfection. 586 00:27:32,180 --> 00:27:34,180 Oh, my word. 587 00:27:37,340 --> 00:27:39,120 (WHEELS SPIN) 588 00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:40,960 CHRIS: And we are... 589 00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:43,060 No, we're not. 590 00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:45,120 Oh, dear, we might be. 591 00:27:45,220 --> 00:27:47,840 I cannot believe you've gone into wet sand! 592 00:27:47,940 --> 00:27:49,520 CHRIS: We're in the middle... 593 00:27:49,620 --> 00:27:54,120 We are in the middle of nowhere dressed like three clowns... 594 00:27:54,220 --> 00:27:55,880 On private land! 595 00:27:55,980 --> 00:27:57,640 ...on private land, where we're gonna get shot. 596 00:27:57,740 --> 00:27:59,240 (WHEELS SPIN) 597 00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:02,200 After a phone call to the nearby race venue, 598 00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:04,040 wherever it was, 599 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:07,200 we were told someone had been sent out to look for us... 600 00:28:07,300 --> 00:28:10,040 ...which left plenty of time 601 00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:12,840 for a little more hopeless digging. 602 00:28:12,940 --> 00:28:15,000 No. No, no, throw more power at it. 603 00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:17,080 - That'll help. - Shut up a minute. 604 00:28:17,180 --> 00:28:19,180 Shut up a minute. 605 00:28:20,300 --> 00:28:22,040 CHRIS: Oh, dear. Oh, dear, Patrick. 606 00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:25,360 And once we were well and truly stuck... 607 00:28:25,460 --> 00:28:27,920 Gino D'Acampo don't have this problem with Gordon Ramsay. 608 00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:29,360 (CHRIS LAUGHS) 609 00:28:29,460 --> 00:28:32,040 ...we decided to pass the time some more 610 00:28:32,140 --> 00:28:35,880 by settling down to a friendly game of cards... 611 00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:37,320 Play snap. 612 00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:40,120 - Snap it is! - Is that what we're playing? 613 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:42,960 ...although, if you'd like to play along at home, 614 00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:46,080 we do not recommend our optional house rule. 615 00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:47,520 Snap! 616 00:28:47,620 --> 00:28:49,360 - Whoa! - That's a nine and a seven! 617 00:28:49,460 --> 00:28:51,880 Cos you went early, you've got to let us give you 618 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,480 - one of them on t'face. - Ow! That's a punch! 619 00:28:53,580 --> 00:28:54,760 - What about mine? - Go on! 620 00:28:54,860 --> 00:28:56,860 (SLAP) 621 00:28:59,540 --> 00:29:01,540 So you don't do that! 622 00:29:07,940 --> 00:29:09,940 I'm taking me glasses off! 623 00:29:11,380 --> 00:29:13,540 Ohh! He's out. He's out. 624 00:29:20,100 --> 00:29:22,100 Ohh! 625 00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:26,300 (ALL CHEER) 626 00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:34,720 - (FREDDIE AND PADDY GROAN) - (CHRIS GUFFAWS) 627 00:29:34,820 --> 00:29:36,080 Ohh! 628 00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:38,180 Ow! Ow! 629 00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:47,920 PADDY: Sadly, there was no time for another round, 630 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:51,880 because the very American cavalry had arrived. 631 00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:54,360 CHRIS: Ha! One thing I will say, 632 00:29:54,460 --> 00:29:57,840 I don't think it'll struggle pulling us out. Look at it! 633 00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:59,160 PADDY: All it took now... 634 00:29:59,260 --> 00:30:00,640 Oh, that's lovely. 635 00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:03,440 ...was a bit of good old-fashioned teamwork 636 00:30:03,540 --> 00:30:04,360 to get us hitched up... 637 00:30:04,460 --> 00:30:05,680 You comfy in there? 638 00:30:05,780 --> 00:30:07,360 I'm being the pilot. 639 00:30:07,460 --> 00:30:09,280 I'm gonna drive us out of this thing. 640 00:30:09,380 --> 00:30:11,640 ...and a bit of good old-fashioned horsepower... 641 00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:13,200 - Paddy? - Yeah. 642 00:30:13,300 --> 00:30:15,300 ...to get us out. 643 00:30:18,140 --> 00:30:20,340 - (ALL CHEER) - Yes, boss! 644 00:30:22,260 --> 00:30:24,240 Done well! 645 00:30:24,340 --> 00:30:26,340 - How deep? - Such a helmet. 646 00:30:29,340 --> 00:30:32,400 CHRIS: With the Rambler finally back on track, 647 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:36,380 it was time to do the same with our motorsport adventure. 648 00:30:37,940 --> 00:30:39,920 And for our next taste of Florida's 649 00:30:40,020 --> 00:30:41,560 unique take on racing, 650 00:30:41,660 --> 00:30:44,040 we soon found ourselves arriving at 651 00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:47,340 what could only be described... as a swamp. 652 00:30:51,260 --> 00:30:52,480 Look at this, lads. 653 00:30:52,580 --> 00:30:56,160 Oh! Oh! Swamp buggy racing! 654 00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:58,040 FREDDIE: Oh, that'd be fun. That'd be good. 655 00:30:58,140 --> 00:31:00,140 - PADDY: Oh, hello! - CHRIS: Good Lord. 656 00:31:06,580 --> 00:31:11,520 CHRIS: Swamp buggy racing, as you can probably tell... 657 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:14,600 ...sits firmly in the specialist interest corner 658 00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:15,960 of the racing community. 659 00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:19,320 In fact, it is so specialist 660 00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:21,860 that this is the only place in the world that does it. 661 00:31:24,380 --> 00:31:27,200 70 years of competition has seen 662 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:29,600 traditional Everglades water transport 663 00:31:29,700 --> 00:31:33,000 evolve into bespoke high-performance machines 664 00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:34,840 that generate up to 1,000 horsepower... 665 00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:36,880 (ENGINE REVS) 666 00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:39,660 ...and hit speeds of up to 80mph... 667 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:43,300 ...on muddy water. 668 00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:46,400 Fantastic! 669 00:31:46,500 --> 00:31:48,320 FREDDIE: Are we still happy with the garments? 670 00:31:48,420 --> 00:31:50,360 Hey, how cool do we look? 671 00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:53,280 All we need is an explosion behind us now as we walk off. 672 00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:55,520 FREDDIE: Look at these things. Look at 'em! 673 00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:58,960 I've never seen anything like 'em. 674 00:31:59,060 --> 00:32:02,280 And we were just in time to see how the seasoned pros 675 00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:03,880 wade into battle. 676 00:32:03,980 --> 00:32:05,200 Are you ready to see 677 00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:07,880 - some swamp buggy racing? - (CHEERING) 678 00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:09,980 (ENGINES REV) 679 00:32:11,380 --> 00:32:12,840 Let's go swamping! 680 00:32:12,940 --> 00:32:14,320 FREDDIE: Look at the state...! Look at this thing. 681 00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:17,960 Good God! Why would you want to be strapped into it? 682 00:32:18,060 --> 00:32:20,060 PADDY: Here we go! 683 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:27,200 That's a tsunami! 684 00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:30,000 Whoa! 685 00:32:30,100 --> 00:32:31,420 FREDDIE: I've never seen anything like this in my life. 686 00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:32,640 CHRIS: Can you smell how angry 687 00:32:32,740 --> 00:32:34,480 - they are? - PADDY: Oh, he's took 688 00:32:34,580 --> 00:32:36,580 - a bit of the bike! - Wow. 689 00:32:44,260 --> 00:32:46,260 Yay! 690 00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:52,880 - PADDY: Wowsers. - Hey, guys. What do you think 691 00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:55,160 - of swamp buggy racing? - That's outrageous! 692 00:32:55,260 --> 00:32:56,360 PADDY: That is mega. 693 00:32:56,460 --> 00:32:57,640 CHRIS: What's the origins of it? 694 00:32:57,740 --> 00:32:59,080 It's over 70 years of doing this? 695 00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:01,040 Yeah. It started off as hunting buggies 696 00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:04,160 out of necessity to get into the swamp and hunt for food, 697 00:33:04,260 --> 00:33:05,840 and naturally, one guy's like, 698 00:33:05,940 --> 00:33:07,560 "I'm gonna get camp before you get there." 699 00:33:07,660 --> 00:33:10,080 - And they raced to camp. - I love that. 700 00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:12,120 - Next thing you know... - That's how it all starts. 701 00:33:12,220 --> 00:33:15,720 Can I just check, have we done an alligator scan of the water? 702 00:33:15,820 --> 00:33:16,840 Yeah. 703 00:33:16,940 --> 00:33:18,600 - Are we alligator free? - Yeah. 704 00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:21,200 Well, we scanned it. We didn't say it was free of alligators. 705 00:33:21,300 --> 00:33:23,200 So do you race and there are sometimes alligators in there? 706 00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:24,600 Oh, yeah. 707 00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:26,280 - There's one that lives... - To be fair, 708 00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:28,280 if you're an alligator and one of them comes towards you, 709 00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:29,680 you're out of there, aren't you? 710 00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:31,760 He usually stays hidden in his hole. Usually. 711 00:33:31,860 --> 00:33:33,320 CHRIS: And with that, 712 00:33:33,420 --> 00:33:37,120 it was time to get ready for the race... 713 00:33:37,220 --> 00:33:39,440 Come on, guys. Let's get you into the buggies. 714 00:33:39,540 --> 00:33:41,520 - Here we go. - They're over there. 715 00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:43,120 ...where, presumably, 716 00:33:43,220 --> 00:33:46,040 with our reputation at donk racing preceding us, 717 00:33:46,140 --> 00:33:48,920 it turned out we wouldn't be competing in 718 00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:50,840 the top-level buggies the pros drive. 719 00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:54,200 Instead, we'd be cutting our teeth on 720 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:55,640 something rather more... 721 00:33:55,740 --> 00:33:57,740 ...agricultural. 722 00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:06,000 Yes, swamp buggy racers begin their careers 723 00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:08,200 in clapped-out, jacked-up old Jeeps... 724 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:10,040 Look at these things. Look at 'em. 725 00:34:10,140 --> 00:34:11,480 I'm not sure about this. 726 00:34:11,580 --> 00:34:14,160 ...complete with about 150 horsepower... 727 00:34:14,260 --> 00:34:16,320 - (ENGINE REVS) - Let's race. 728 00:34:16,420 --> 00:34:18,420 ...and no brakes. 729 00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:21,960 (CLUNK) 730 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:24,060 - (CLUNK) - Look at his...! 731 00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:26,840 I forgot you don't brake. I forgot! 732 00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:28,400 Has he crashed into him? 733 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,500 What on earth are you doing? 734 00:34:33,100 --> 00:34:36,320 FREDDIE: The race itself would see seven buggies competing 735 00:34:36,420 --> 00:34:39,600 in a one-lap dash, with the top three finishers 736 00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:41,700 taking home silverware. 737 00:34:45,180 --> 00:34:47,180 Here we go. 738 00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:50,760 Seven cars in the field, three of us. 739 00:34:50,860 --> 00:34:53,680 This is our best chance of a podium. 740 00:34:53,780 --> 00:34:55,780 One of us has got to get on. 741 00:34:58,460 --> 00:35:00,460 Here we go, then. 742 00:35:02,380 --> 00:35:04,980 Swamp buggying, here we go. 743 00:35:09,020 --> 00:35:11,020 Ohh! 744 00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:19,460 (LAUGHS) 745 00:35:23,220 --> 00:35:27,240 PADDY: Now, I had got off to a lightning start 746 00:35:27,340 --> 00:35:29,340 and was leading the field. 747 00:35:31,180 --> 00:35:33,820 Harris had found himself stuck in the middle... 748 00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:38,200 ...and the big lad... 749 00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:40,300 - Go! Go! - ...well... 750 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:42,720 Ohh! 751 00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:46,120 ...he was busy getting just plain stuck. 752 00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:47,360 Come on! 753 00:35:47,460 --> 00:35:48,960 So that was the captain out... 754 00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:51,080 - (ENGINE FAILS TO START) - ...again. 755 00:35:51,180 --> 00:35:53,860 But we still had two horses in the race. 756 00:35:57,300 --> 00:36:00,040 And right up at the front, 757 00:36:00,140 --> 00:36:03,460 I was locked in a do-or-die battle for glory! 758 00:36:08,220 --> 00:36:10,220 McGuinness is having a go. 759 00:36:12,740 --> 00:36:14,740 McGuinness might win! 760 00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:28,020 Go, Pad! 761 00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:33,080 TANNOY: First - General Lee. 762 00:36:33,180 --> 00:36:34,960 Second place - Mr Paddy McGuinness. 763 00:36:35,060 --> 00:36:37,760 - And third place... - (CHEERS) 764 00:36:37,860 --> 00:36:39,360 (GROANS) 765 00:36:39,460 --> 00:36:41,460 Well, well, well... 766 00:36:45,980 --> 00:36:48,840 Nearly won it! First time I've ever done it! 767 00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:51,240 Fourth place - I'll take that. I'm still alive. 768 00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:53,560 That is unlike anything I've done before. 769 00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:56,240 - (PADDY GASPS) - MAN: You OK? 770 00:36:56,340 --> 00:36:59,460 Yeah, fine. That's how you dismount a swamp buggy! 771 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:04,880 FREDDIE: Oh, what a day. 772 00:37:04,980 --> 00:37:06,920 I don't think I'm gonna be a swamp racer. 773 00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:10,700 Oh, dear. Oh, dear, oh, dear. 774 00:37:18,820 --> 00:37:21,320 It's fair to say that was an anti-climax. 775 00:37:21,420 --> 00:37:22,840 I work with a gentleman 776 00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:24,240 and I'm gonna use one of his favourite sayings. 777 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:26,880 I was embarrassed for you. 778 00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:28,240 There's plenty to go round. 779 00:37:28,340 --> 00:37:31,320 There's plenty to... You'll be next. Anyhow, 780 00:37:31,420 --> 00:37:33,000 - the main thing is... - We got on a podium. 781 00:37:33,100 --> 00:37:34,920 - We've got silverware. - We have got silverware. 782 00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:37,200 - We've got silverware, boy! - Second. Where did you come? 783 00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:39,560 Fourth. Sorry. Couldn't do any more than that. 784 00:37:39,660 --> 00:37:41,800 PADDY: Right, there's a podium to stand on. 785 00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:43,840 CHRIS: I'm not sure there is, Pad. 786 00:37:43,940 --> 00:37:45,320 I think you might be disappointed here. 787 00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:47,420 I'll make one. 788 00:37:48,220 --> 00:37:49,480 CHRIS: Having discovered, then, 789 00:37:49,580 --> 00:37:51,920 that McGuinness's racing future 790 00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:54,640 lay in a remote Floridian swamp, 791 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:57,240 we had our very first trophy. 792 00:37:57,340 --> 00:38:00,360 TANNOY: Second place - Mr Paddy McGuinness. 793 00:38:00,460 --> 00:38:02,460 - Thank you. - (CHEERING) 794 00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:07,080 CHRIS: Once the hero of the hour 795 00:38:07,180 --> 00:38:10,280 had taken the dubious honour of joining the Queen of the Swamp 796 00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:12,740 - for the traditional dip... - What is happening here? 797 00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:19,040 ...and after another rummage through his wardrobe 798 00:38:19,140 --> 00:38:21,140 for some dry clothes... 799 00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:25,660 ...we got back on the road in the trusty Rambler... 800 00:38:28,340 --> 00:38:29,640 That cap is actually... 801 00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:30,960 It suits you. 802 00:38:31,060 --> 00:38:33,260 I'm very comfortable in my pink. 803 00:38:35,020 --> 00:38:38,080 And this would have fitted me in about 1993. 804 00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:40,000 ...which, as it turns out, 805 00:38:40,100 --> 00:38:42,800 may also have been the last time 806 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:45,240 the Rambler had its oil changed. 807 00:38:45,340 --> 00:38:48,240 She's making some odd noises now. 808 00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:51,120 Yeah! Can you hear that knocking noise? 809 00:38:51,220 --> 00:38:52,880 I want the expert ear of McGuinness on this. 810 00:38:52,980 --> 00:38:55,080 Ready? He'll go... (IMITATES JUDDERING) 811 00:38:55,180 --> 00:38:56,920 (LOW JUDDERING) 812 00:38:57,020 --> 00:38:59,960 Be right. Just needs a little breather. 813 00:39:00,060 --> 00:39:01,640 Our great American adventure is in jeopardy here. 814 00:39:01,740 --> 00:39:02,840 It's not! 815 00:39:02,940 --> 00:39:03,660 Because this thing is knackered. 816 00:39:03,740 --> 00:39:05,720 Nowt wrong with it. 817 00:39:05,820 --> 00:39:07,820 Have the faith. 818 00:39:10,220 --> 00:39:12,120 CHRIS: You two just don't have any mechanical sympathy 819 00:39:12,220 --> 00:39:13,960 - at all, do you? - FREDDIE: Car park over there. 820 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:17,640 - PADDY: Oh, we're in a church! - CHRIS: Oh, God. 821 00:39:17,740 --> 00:39:19,740 Oh, you can't say that now, Chris! 822 00:39:22,980 --> 00:39:25,120 Are you going to stay in the car 823 00:39:25,220 --> 00:39:26,400 and just oversee everything and do nothing? 824 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:28,080 No, we're going to play Frisbee. 825 00:39:28,180 --> 00:39:30,180 (ENGINE RATTLES) 826 00:39:32,020 --> 00:39:33,800 Sounds awful. 827 00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:36,680 PADDY: Oh, ye of little faith, Christopher. 828 00:39:36,780 --> 00:39:38,280 So your solution to this - 829 00:39:38,380 --> 00:39:40,400 we've got a dead vehicle and you're playing Frisbee. 830 00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:43,800 PADDY: You've got it. What a shot, that, eh? 831 00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,880 - Are you seeing this, Chris? - FREDDIE: To be fair, 832 00:39:45,980 --> 00:39:48,920 while the Rambler cooled down enough to top the oil up, 833 00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:50,480 we had to do something. 834 00:39:50,580 --> 00:39:52,440 PADDY: Do you want to join in on the Frisbee? 835 00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:53,600 CHRIS: Might as well. 836 00:39:53,700 --> 00:39:55,080 Although, on balance... 837 00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:56,240 PADDY: Lovely throw. 838 00:39:56,340 --> 00:39:57,920 CHRIS: Oh, he's done it before. 839 00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:59,760 ...we probably should have just played cards again. 840 00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:01,040 Lovely. Ooh... 841 00:40:01,140 --> 00:40:02,480 (CRUNCH) 842 00:40:02,580 --> 00:40:04,580 PADDY: Oh, what's happened? 843 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,440 Gone over, twist? 844 00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:09,960 CHRIS: I landed right on it and it did something very odd. 845 00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:11,880 Ooh... 846 00:40:11,980 --> 00:40:14,480 In fact, Harris had managed to badly damage his ankle. 847 00:40:14,580 --> 00:40:16,040 - You get him in, Pad. - Yeah. 848 00:40:16,140 --> 00:40:17,360 I'll see what's in t'freezer, get some ice on it. 849 00:40:17,460 --> 00:40:19,320 Yeah, get in here, brother. 850 00:40:19,420 --> 00:40:21,160 Oh, listen. 851 00:40:21,260 --> 00:40:23,240 We should all know what happens when middle-aged men do sport. 852 00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:24,600 We shouldn't have done it. 853 00:40:24,700 --> 00:40:25,720 Can you reach? 854 00:40:25,820 --> 00:40:26,800 Right, put a towel on it. 855 00:40:26,900 --> 00:40:28,800 - Go. - Now... 856 00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:30,120 Mother...! 857 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:31,120 Ooh, ooh... 858 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:32,760 You all right? 859 00:40:32,860 --> 00:40:35,920 On the plus side, the Rambler had cooled off, 860 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:40,580 and after a big slug of oil, was soon feeling much better. 861 00:40:48,020 --> 00:40:51,200 PADDY: I've got to say, boys, she's purring. She's purring. 862 00:40:51,300 --> 00:40:53,160 Here we go. 863 00:40:53,260 --> 00:40:56,160 Do us a favour, Fred. Cover his toes up. 864 00:40:56,260 --> 00:40:58,280 - They need painting, them! - What's wrong with my toes? 865 00:40:58,380 --> 00:40:59,840 You got your nail clippers, Paddy? 866 00:40:59,940 --> 00:41:01,940 I think that might be the more serious job! 867 00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:08,680 CHRIS: It had been an eventful day. 868 00:41:08,780 --> 00:41:11,080 I mean, who'd have thought 869 00:41:11,180 --> 00:41:12,680 that between 1,000-horsepower drag racing 870 00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:14,280 and ploughing rusty jeeps 871 00:41:14,380 --> 00:41:17,840 through chest-high muddy swamp water, 872 00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:20,360 that our only injury would come from Frisbee 873 00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:22,460 in a church car park? 874 00:41:23,540 --> 00:41:24,920 I'm not sure I'm going to be much use 875 00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:26,280 for the rest of this adventure. 876 00:41:26,380 --> 00:41:28,380 Well, what's new?! 877 00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:34,280 But it wasn't all bad news. 878 00:41:34,380 --> 00:41:36,840 I tell you what, though. 879 00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:38,640 Once the children are out playing, 880 00:41:38,740 --> 00:41:40,400 it isn't half peaceful here. 881 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:44,160 After all, we still had one last race ahead of us... 882 00:41:44,260 --> 00:41:46,800 BOTH: Wahey! 883 00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:48,040 Wahey! Oh...! 884 00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:49,600 Oh, no, get it! 885 00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:51,560 ...and to stand any chance of taking part, 886 00:41:51,660 --> 00:41:53,360 the doctors have mercifully prescribed 887 00:41:53,460 --> 00:41:57,460 taking a break from Maverick and Goose. 888 00:42:14,580 --> 00:42:16,620 Our last morning on the road... 889 00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:21,320 ...and having now reached the very back 890 00:42:21,420 --> 00:42:23,200 of the McGuinness wardrobe, 891 00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:28,140 all we had to do was nurse the Rambler to our final race. 892 00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:30,920 Don't ask too much of her, Fred. 893 00:42:31,020 --> 00:42:32,280 Don't ask too much of her. 894 00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:33,840 No, I'm just backing off a bit there, Chris. 895 00:42:33,940 --> 00:42:35,960 I get a feeling she is on her last legs, this. 896 00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:38,060 Yeah, I know. 897 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,240 We never did sort out 898 00:42:47,340 --> 00:42:48,640 that flapping windscreen thing, did we? 899 00:42:48,740 --> 00:42:50,160 I know, listen to it. 900 00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:51,640 Part of the character of the vehicle, that, Pad. 901 00:42:51,740 --> 00:42:53,080 Yeah. 902 00:42:53,180 --> 00:42:54,880 What's your state of play, here, Chris? 903 00:42:54,980 --> 00:42:57,280 Are you...on the sidelines now? Or are you...? 904 00:42:57,380 --> 00:42:59,280 Are we going to try and get the old sprained ankle into a boot? 905 00:42:59,380 --> 00:43:00,320 No, but we're in a good place. 906 00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:02,420 - We've got one trophy. - Yeah. 907 00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:04,360 We can win another. 908 00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:06,940 We'll find a way. We'll find a way. 909 00:43:09,020 --> 00:43:10,360 PADDY: And we needed to, 910 00:43:10,460 --> 00:43:13,080 because after a few more hours of coaxing... 911 00:43:13,180 --> 00:43:15,000 She is still running, boys. I would not have had money 912 00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:17,000 - on this still running now. - Yeah. 913 00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:18,880 ...later that afternoon, 914 00:43:18,980 --> 00:43:22,280 we found ourselves pulling into our last stop... 915 00:43:22,380 --> 00:43:26,920 ...at somewhere called the Freedom Factory - 916 00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:30,900 an old-school oval race track with a twist. 917 00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:37,400 It's the brainchild of YouTube sensation Cleetus McFarland, 918 00:43:37,500 --> 00:43:41,680 who set out to build the kind of place where anything goes 919 00:43:41,780 --> 00:43:44,220 in anything that goes. 920 00:43:46,500 --> 00:43:49,560 So, to see what madcap, made-up, 921 00:43:49,660 --> 00:43:52,200 just-for-the-fun-of-it race we'd be joining in on, 922 00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:55,620 the man himself stopped by for a chat. 923 00:43:56,860 --> 00:43:58,400 It's an Audi S3. 924 00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:00,500 - (KNOCKING) - Anybody home? 925 00:44:01,460 --> 00:44:02,880 - Hello. - Whoa, come on. 926 00:44:02,980 --> 00:44:04,680 - Hello. - Hey, guys! 927 00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:07,540 Nice machine you got here! 928 00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:10,240 Wow. 929 00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:11,920 - How are you? - How are you doing? 930 00:44:12,020 --> 00:44:13,560 - How are you? I'm Chris. - Nice to meet you. 931 00:44:13,660 --> 00:44:14,920 I'm Fred, nice to meet you. 932 00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:16,200 Nice to meet you all. 933 00:44:16,300 --> 00:44:17,760 Cleetus. 934 00:44:17,860 --> 00:44:19,120 Yes, sir, Cleetus McFarland. That's the name. 935 00:44:19,220 --> 00:44:20,360 - What a great name. - Yes, sir. 936 00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:22,200 What are we racing today, Cleetus? 937 00:44:22,300 --> 00:44:24,960 We're going to be racing on the oval track 938 00:44:25,060 --> 00:44:27,760 in one of the most sought-after cars in America, 939 00:44:27,860 --> 00:44:29,800 and that's the Ford Crown Victoria. 940 00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:30,600 - Yes! - Police car? 941 00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:31,840 Yes. 942 00:44:31,940 --> 00:44:33,040 - Yeah, retired police cars. - Yes! 943 00:44:33,140 --> 00:44:34,800 Bought right from the auction, 944 00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:36,040 and we put tyres on it... 945 00:44:36,140 --> 00:44:37,200 Show us one. Come on, show us one. 946 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:39,300 Come and check it out. 947 00:44:41,580 --> 00:44:43,840 - All right. - Look at these! 948 00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:45,640 This is what we're working with, guys. 949 00:44:45,740 --> 00:44:47,120 Yeah! 950 00:44:47,220 --> 00:44:50,480 So these things average from 50 to 200,000 miles. 951 00:44:50,580 --> 00:44:53,800 They're little beat up, but we got them ready for you guys. 952 00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:54,960 - They got a roll cage... - Love that. 953 00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:56,520 ...like I said, nitrous. 954 00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:57,920 So is it just the three of us racing? 955 00:44:58,020 --> 00:45:02,300 No, sir. We got 11 cars total racing tonight. 956 00:45:04,540 --> 00:45:06,240 You're up against a bunch of 957 00:45:06,340 --> 00:45:08,920 the best, finest team of rednecks... 958 00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:11,940 - Love it! - ...we could come up with. 959 00:45:13,300 --> 00:45:15,240 CHRIS: Just to be clear, then, 960 00:45:15,340 --> 00:45:17,680 our great American motorsport adventure 961 00:45:17,780 --> 00:45:19,880 would be ending that night 962 00:45:19,980 --> 00:45:23,080 on a packed grid of ex-police V8 Crown Vics, 963 00:45:23,180 --> 00:45:25,280 race-prepared and fitted out with tanks 964 00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:27,480 of performance-boosting nitrous oxide 965 00:45:27,580 --> 00:45:31,000 in a NASCAR-inspired floodlit oval race 966 00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:34,320 called the Dirty 30. 967 00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:37,280 And, if that wasn't quite American enough for you, 968 00:45:37,380 --> 00:45:40,120 before our turn in the evening's main event, 969 00:45:40,220 --> 00:45:43,120 there was still time for a light hot-dog supper 970 00:45:43,220 --> 00:45:46,980 in front of the monster truck tug-of-war. 971 00:45:49,900 --> 00:45:51,760 CHRIS: I'm going blue. 972 00:45:51,860 --> 00:45:53,000 Go on! 973 00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:55,100 (LAUGHS) 974 00:45:56,020 --> 00:45:58,600 Look at the little 'un. He's not moving him. 975 00:45:58,700 --> 00:46:00,700 Oh, he's going! 976 00:46:03,140 --> 00:46:04,920 It's like watching two chess grandmasters, isn't it? 977 00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:06,920 Tactics. 978 00:46:07,020 --> 00:46:09,280 FREDDIE: With the crowd whipped up, 979 00:46:09,380 --> 00:46:12,380 it was time to prepare for the race. 980 00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:17,200 First, there was the highly technical grid draw, 981 00:46:17,300 --> 00:46:22,120 where it looked like luck might finally be on our side... 982 00:46:22,220 --> 00:46:25,280 - I got 11, dude. I'm in last! - (LAUGHTER) 983 00:46:25,380 --> 00:46:27,040 Are you kidding me?! 984 00:46:27,140 --> 00:46:28,520 I literally got the worst one. 985 00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:31,360 ...because while the big lad, Cleetus, 986 00:46:31,460 --> 00:46:32,800 would be starting at the back, 987 00:46:32,900 --> 00:46:36,160 I had taken eighth, Paddy fifth, 988 00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:40,400 and Harris would be starting all the way up in third. 989 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:43,120 You got three? Unbelievable. 990 00:46:43,220 --> 00:46:46,260 This is the one guy I've got to worry about! 991 00:46:50,300 --> 00:46:55,400 # O say can you see 992 00:46:55,500 --> 00:47:00,800 # By the dawn's early light... # 993 00:47:00,900 --> 00:47:03,160 Chris Harris has drawn three. 994 00:47:03,260 --> 00:47:05,040 Cleetus is desperate to beat Chris - 995 00:47:05,140 --> 00:47:07,560 he's worried about Chris, I can see it in his eyes - 996 00:47:07,660 --> 00:47:11,320 and Harris, he's done his usual thing. Building up to a race, 997 00:47:11,420 --> 00:47:13,680 he gets a bit intense, a bit moody. 998 00:47:13,780 --> 00:47:19,800 # And the rocket's red glare 999 00:47:19,900 --> 00:47:24,760 # The bombs bursting in air... # 1000 00:47:24,860 --> 00:47:28,240 Well, I'm in...I'm in fifth going out. 1001 00:47:28,340 --> 00:47:30,080 Er... 1002 00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:34,800 That will probably change to about 11th by lap 29, 1003 00:47:34,900 --> 00:47:36,560 but we just want to get round in one piece. 1004 00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:41,860 # O say does that star-spangled 1005 00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:50,680 # Banner yet wave... # 1006 00:47:50,780 --> 00:47:52,120 (CHEERING) 1007 00:47:52,220 --> 00:47:58,780 # O'er the land of the free 1008 00:48:00,100 --> 00:48:08,640 # And the home of the 1009 00:48:08,740 --> 00:48:11,480 # Brave? # 1010 00:48:11,580 --> 00:48:19,200 ANNOUNCER: Gentlemen, start your engines! 1011 00:48:19,300 --> 00:48:21,300 Yeah! 1012 00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:23,640 Whoo! 1013 00:48:23,740 --> 00:48:24,920 Still there. 1014 00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:27,020 Come on, Chrissy! 1015 00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:32,480 ANNOUNCER: Chris Harris, 1016 00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:35,160 battling an injury, is on crutches in his car. 1017 00:48:35,260 --> 00:48:36,600 You know, maybe not driving with them, 1018 00:48:36,700 --> 00:48:38,700 but he truly is using crutches to get around. 1019 00:48:46,140 --> 00:48:48,000 Here we go! 1020 00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:50,400 Wow. 1021 00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:54,260 I've got to tell you, the adrenaline is pumping! 1022 00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:58,080 This is a formation lap now, 1023 00:48:58,180 --> 00:49:03,800 side by side, and then we're just going to see 1024 00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:06,700 what happens when it goes green. 1025 00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:11,980 Come on, Chrissy Harris, get the win, lad. 1026 00:49:13,140 --> 00:49:14,880 Dear Lord. 1027 00:49:14,980 --> 00:49:18,300 My ankle absolutely bloody kills. 1028 00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:22,520 Here goes to American racing. 1029 00:49:22,620 --> 00:49:24,280 The pace car is coming off the track, 1030 00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:26,520 making its way into the centre of the field. 1031 00:49:26,620 --> 00:49:29,520 Stay calm, stay smooth, stay safe. 1032 00:49:29,620 --> 00:49:31,480 ANNOUNCER: They are going to be off and under way 1033 00:49:31,580 --> 00:49:33,400 here at the Dirty 30, the very first lap 1034 00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:35,160 at the Freedom Factory. 1035 00:49:35,260 --> 00:49:36,080 Fire me up. 1036 00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:37,920 And they have the green. 1037 00:49:38,020 --> 00:49:40,260 We're off! We are off! 1038 00:49:51,540 --> 00:49:54,040 ANNOUNCER: I want to point out the number 188. 1039 00:49:54,140 --> 00:49:56,240 That's Chris Harris. And he's actually squeezing his way 1040 00:49:56,340 --> 00:49:58,400 right into second place here in the first lap, 1041 00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:00,080 the first lap is not even over, 1042 00:50:00,180 --> 00:50:02,180 and the man with crutches is in second place. 1043 00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:12,040 FREDDIE: Going high to begin with. 1044 00:50:12,140 --> 00:50:14,360 Whoa! 1045 00:50:14,460 --> 00:50:16,920 There's one gone. Nearly tucked in front of me there. 1046 00:50:17,020 --> 00:50:20,700 PADDY: Oh, this is such a rush! 1047 00:50:22,260 --> 00:50:24,160 It's terrifying! 1048 00:50:24,260 --> 00:50:26,480 ANNOUNCER: So Paddy and Freddie are at the back of the pack, 1049 00:50:26,580 --> 00:50:29,960 but Chris Harris, now passing lap traffic in the 188, 1050 00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:33,540 going through Turn 3 and giving himself a clear, open shot. 1051 00:50:35,060 --> 00:50:36,200 Right... 1052 00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:39,160 I've got one right on my tail now. 1053 00:50:39,260 --> 00:50:42,000 I've got a bit of understeer. 1054 00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:43,720 ANNOUNCER: All these drivers are here to race, 1055 00:50:43,820 --> 00:50:45,240 and there's been some clean racing, too. 1056 00:50:45,340 --> 00:50:48,100 Come on, Pad! 1057 00:50:50,060 --> 00:50:52,060 Come on, Pad! 1058 00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:55,680 - ANNOUNCER: Oh! - (BLEEP) 1059 00:50:55,780 --> 00:50:57,320 Oh, Paddy! 1060 00:50:57,420 --> 00:50:59,420 Paddy just spun out. 1061 00:51:00,460 --> 00:51:02,280 Oh, I've knocked Paddy off. 1062 00:51:02,380 --> 00:51:03,680 He is going to be fuming! 1063 00:51:03,780 --> 00:51:05,800 Flintoff, you dick! 1064 00:51:05,900 --> 00:51:08,080 ANNOUNCER: He's facing the wrong way! 1065 00:51:08,180 --> 00:51:10,080 We've got the car of Cleetus avoiding contact. 1066 00:51:10,180 --> 00:51:11,800 Oh, my gosh. 1067 00:51:11,900 --> 00:51:13,280 The caution has come out. 1068 00:51:13,380 --> 00:51:15,380 That was a close call. 1069 00:51:16,220 --> 00:51:17,320 Under caution. 1070 00:51:17,420 --> 00:51:19,840 Oh, I gave Paddy a nudge there. 1071 00:51:19,940 --> 00:51:21,880 He is going to be after me now, that lad. 1072 00:51:21,980 --> 00:51:24,800 Can you believe me own team-mate rammed me off? 1073 00:51:24,900 --> 00:51:26,900 What a bell-end. 1074 00:51:32,260 --> 00:51:35,000 I'm now being rubbed by Cleetus. 1075 00:51:35,100 --> 00:51:37,780 That's a phrase I never thought I'd say in my life. 1076 00:51:39,420 --> 00:51:40,880 ANNOUNCER: Here we go. 1077 00:51:40,980 --> 00:51:42,980 And it's green. 1078 00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:46,020 Who has the jump? 1079 00:51:49,420 --> 00:51:50,920 Oh, here comes Chris. 1080 00:51:51,020 --> 00:51:52,440 Oh, my gosh, look on the back straight. 1081 00:51:52,540 --> 00:51:55,200 Chris Harris transitions into the first position! 1082 00:51:55,300 --> 00:51:57,280 Is he going to be able to hold it through Turn 3? 1083 00:51:57,380 --> 00:51:59,040 And he does! 1084 00:51:59,140 --> 00:52:01,280 Through Turn 4, Chris Harris is now in first place. 1085 00:52:01,380 --> 00:52:03,420 Woohoo-hoo! 1086 00:52:04,740 --> 00:52:05,880 Come on, Chrissy Harris! 1087 00:52:05,980 --> 00:52:09,440 I can see him up there! 188. 1088 00:52:09,540 --> 00:52:11,540 He's our saving grace. 1089 00:52:12,340 --> 00:52:14,480 Come on now, boy. 1090 00:52:14,580 --> 00:52:17,320 ANNOUNCER: I think that was a total vet move by Chris 1091 00:52:17,420 --> 00:52:19,520 on a rookie, Zach. 1092 00:52:19,620 --> 00:52:22,340 Just passed him real quick and got up in front. 1093 00:52:24,980 --> 00:52:26,560 Now we are halfway through the race, folks. 1094 00:52:26,660 --> 00:52:28,160 We are lap number 14, about to start 1095 00:52:28,260 --> 00:52:30,160 lap number 15. Oh! 1096 00:52:30,260 --> 00:52:33,960 We have a spin-off. Carson spins into the infield. 1097 00:52:34,060 --> 00:52:36,240 We are still under green. There is no caution. 1098 00:52:36,340 --> 00:52:39,580 Man, this is crazy! 1099 00:52:41,580 --> 00:52:43,840 Chris Harris fighting for his life 1100 00:52:43,940 --> 00:52:45,560 to hold down the first position. 1101 00:52:45,660 --> 00:52:48,420 The veteran Cleetus McFarland coming up the inside in Turn 4. 1102 00:52:51,340 --> 00:52:53,800 Is he going to be able to get him on the main straight? 1103 00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:56,240 Oh, door-to-door racing. 1104 00:52:56,340 --> 00:52:59,340 Cleetus clinches the first-place position. 1105 00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:04,480 Whoa... 1106 00:53:04,580 --> 00:53:07,520 Whoa! Going through Paddy. 1107 00:53:07,620 --> 00:53:09,440 I'm taking another one, there we go. 1108 00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:11,660 That's what I'm talking about! Come on. 1109 00:53:22,340 --> 00:53:25,720 ANNOUNCER: Oh, and it looks like we have another spin-out. 1110 00:53:25,820 --> 00:53:28,440 PADDY: Payback's a bitch, baby! 1111 00:53:28,540 --> 00:53:31,620 ANNOUNCER: Freddie, Freddie Flintoff hits the gate. 1112 00:53:32,980 --> 00:53:34,980 Paddy got me back there. 1113 00:53:39,460 --> 00:53:41,440 ANNOUNCER: Oh, and there's a car spun around in Turn 2. 1114 00:53:41,540 --> 00:53:43,740 That's the menace, Freddie. 1115 00:53:45,060 --> 00:53:47,060 I've got a flat tyre. Flat tyre. 1116 00:53:49,380 --> 00:53:52,200 FREDDIE: The blowout looked like it had taken me 1117 00:53:52,300 --> 00:53:55,280 out of the race with just nine laps to go. 1118 00:53:55,380 --> 00:53:57,040 We're going in. 1119 00:53:57,140 --> 00:53:59,120 ANNOUNCER: Unfortunately, 1120 00:53:59,220 --> 00:54:01,600 Freddie has had to come off the track due to car malfunction. 1121 00:54:01,700 --> 00:54:04,200 CHRIS: Where are my team-mates? 1122 00:54:04,300 --> 00:54:06,400 The red one back there... 1123 00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:08,500 Where's the blue one gone? 1124 00:54:10,180 --> 00:54:12,180 Did you see your buddy blew a tyre and spun out? 1125 00:54:13,820 --> 00:54:16,080 (CHUCKLES) 1126 00:54:16,180 --> 00:54:19,360 FREDDIE: But this is Florida racing. 1127 00:54:19,460 --> 00:54:21,960 Never had a conversation 1128 00:54:22,060 --> 00:54:24,240 with the other driver whilst I'm going round. 1129 00:54:24,340 --> 00:54:27,080 And it turns out, in the Dirty 30... 1130 00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:31,060 ...the show's not over until you run out of wheels. 1131 00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:40,240 ANNOUNCER: Freddie has come out in a new car 1132 00:54:40,340 --> 00:54:42,960 with orange spray paint on it, with the orange number 11. 1133 00:54:43,060 --> 00:54:45,120 It's the white Crown Vic that has come out there. 1134 00:54:45,220 --> 00:54:49,120 Rejoining the back of the pack, though, by this point, 1135 00:54:49,220 --> 00:54:51,840 a podium finish for me and McGuinness 1136 00:54:51,940 --> 00:54:53,400 was out of the question. 1137 00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:57,260 The real race was all Harris. 1138 00:55:01,900 --> 00:55:04,080 ANNOUNCER: Number 99, he's very quick. 1139 00:55:04,180 --> 00:55:06,980 He's driving very aggressive as well. 1140 00:55:08,940 --> 00:55:10,940 What's he going to be able to do the inside? 1141 00:55:12,940 --> 00:55:16,040 Looks like Chris falling back to third place. 1142 00:55:16,140 --> 00:55:18,300 Come on, Harris has dropped to third. 1143 00:55:21,900 --> 00:55:23,900 ANNOUNCER: These cars are driving hot. 1144 00:55:30,140 --> 00:55:31,880 Oh! 1145 00:55:31,980 --> 00:55:33,980 Oh... 1146 00:55:40,020 --> 00:55:43,240 Bit of a tap there. Got away with it, I think. 1147 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,680 ANNOUNCER: Did you see Chris Harris avoid that? 1148 00:55:45,780 --> 00:55:47,200 He shake left, shake right, 1149 00:55:47,300 --> 00:55:49,560 came on the inside, avoided the contact. 1150 00:55:49,660 --> 00:55:51,680 And here he is able to close the gap, 1151 00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:53,780 potentially, on Cleetus. 1152 00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:14,540 Two to go, come on. Keep it going. 1153 00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:17,940 Ooh, Flintoff! 1154 00:56:19,020 --> 00:56:21,020 Just a tickle on the wall. 1155 00:56:21,820 --> 00:56:23,400 Whoo! 1156 00:56:23,500 --> 00:56:24,680 Man, this is knackering. 1157 00:56:24,780 --> 00:56:26,040 ANNOUNCER: These guys are driving 1158 00:56:26,140 --> 00:56:27,440 on the wrong side of the car. 1159 00:56:27,540 --> 00:56:30,080 Can we talk about that? They are literally on 1160 00:56:30,180 --> 00:56:32,180 a steering wheel on the incorrect side of the vehicle. 1161 00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:37,160 Ooh! 1162 00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:39,320 - Oh, contact! - Oh! 1163 00:56:39,420 --> 00:56:41,800 Paddy riding along, he's smoking on the final lap. 1164 00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:43,400 We're going to avoid a caution. 1165 00:56:43,500 --> 00:56:46,440 Oh, that.... That was intense. 1166 00:56:46,540 --> 00:56:48,540 Paddy is completely broken down. 1167 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:51,400 Paddy is out. We've got Cleetus 1168 00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:53,880 on the back straight. This is the final lap. 1169 00:56:53,980 --> 00:56:58,040 Ladies and gentlemen, Chris and Cleetus 1170 00:56:58,140 --> 00:57:00,880 coming across for the finish line. 1171 00:57:00,980 --> 00:57:03,380 The race winner, Cleetus McFarland! 1172 00:57:04,940 --> 00:57:06,940 Oh, second! 1173 00:57:08,380 --> 00:57:10,440 (LAUGHS) 1174 00:57:10,540 --> 00:57:14,080 ANNOUNCER: Second place given to Chris Harris. 1175 00:57:14,180 --> 00:57:16,640 What an amazing performance from these guys. 1176 00:57:16,740 --> 00:57:18,120 Wow! 1177 00:57:18,220 --> 00:57:20,780 What an experience that was. 1178 00:57:23,100 --> 00:57:25,000 PADDY: The Dirty 30 was done, 1179 00:57:25,100 --> 00:57:27,240 and with it was our voyage 1180 00:57:27,340 --> 00:57:31,840 to discover some of America's most brilliantly bonkers ways 1181 00:57:31,940 --> 00:57:33,800 of going racing... 1182 00:57:33,900 --> 00:57:39,560 ...and, rambling home with two trophies from three races, 1183 00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:43,300 Team Top Gear was a failure no more.