1 00:00:04,721 --> 00:00:08,220 This is serious, Rex. I'm talking life or death stuff here. 2 00:00:08,221 --> 00:00:09,887 You're talking table tennis. 3 00:00:09,888 --> 00:00:12,938 No... oh no, not just table tennis, Rex. 4 00:00:12,939 --> 00:00:15,209 Championship table tennis. 5 00:00:15,210 --> 00:00:18,628 We could win the golden paddle. 6 00:00:19,142 --> 00:00:21,565 But my last three partners have been injured in matches 7 00:00:21,566 --> 00:00:24,092 against East Side High's star player. 8 00:00:24,093 --> 00:00:26,491 What did they do? Sprain their pinkies? 9 00:00:26,492 --> 00:00:30,387 Their pinkies were the only things that didn't get hurt. 10 00:00:30,454 --> 00:00:32,814 Okay, now I'm interested. 11 00:00:32,815 --> 00:00:33,657 Awesome! 12 00:00:33,658 --> 00:00:38,032 Two things, Rex... first, if you decide to play, you've got to enroll in school. 13 00:00:48,035 --> 00:00:50,502 And second, in order to win the state championship, 14 00:00:50,503 --> 00:00:53,880 we're gonna have to beat... them. 15 00:01:00,867 --> 00:01:02,657 Who's next?! 16 00:01:02,692 --> 00:01:03,748 Huh? 17 00:01:04,568 --> 00:01:07,392 Oh, I am so in. 18 00:01:07,393 --> 00:01:08,600 Yeah! 19 00:01:10,909 --> 00:01:13,503 ♪ So make way to start the revolution ♪ 20 00:01:13,504 --> 00:01:14,337 ♪ make way ♪ 21 00:01:14,338 --> 00:01:16,308 ♪ we're gonna have fun tonight ♪ 22 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:18,725 ♪ make way to start the revolution ♪ 23 00:01:18,726 --> 00:01:20,630 ♪ so make way ♪ 24 00:01:21,399 --> 00:01:24,095 ♪ so make way to start the revolution ♪ 25 00:01:24,096 --> 00:01:26,612 ♪ make way to start the revolution ♪ 26 00:01:26,613 --> 00:01:28,488 ♪ so make way ♪ 27 00:01:34,269 --> 00:01:35,661 Okay, here's your story. 28 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:37,723 You're a transfer student from Albuquerque... 29 00:01:37,724 --> 00:01:38,544 Thanks, I... 30 00:01:38,545 --> 00:01:40,691 Where you were Captain of the state-champion table-tennis team. 31 00:01:40,692 --> 00:01:42,774 I got you in all the easy classes except for one. 32 00:01:42,775 --> 00:01:45,678 The only math class open was Trig, which could be a problem. 33 00:01:45,679 --> 00:01:46,784 Actually, I... 34 00:01:46,785 --> 00:01:48,397 You've got to keep a passing average to play, 35 00:01:48,398 --> 00:01:49,942 so just attend all your classes and pray 36 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,222 that there's no pop quizzes for the week you're gonna be here. 37 00:01:52,223 --> 00:01:53,427 You got all that? 38 00:01:53,900 --> 00:01:55,225 Great. Here we are. 39 00:01:55,226 --> 00:01:56,254 Ready for some practice? 40 00:01:56,255 --> 00:01:59,370 Put your hands in your pockets, keep your he down, and walk fast. 41 00:01:59,371 --> 00:02:01,207 What's the shirt for? 42 00:02:21,985 --> 00:02:23,003 Whoa! 43 00:02:23,004 --> 00:02:23,875 Yeah. 44 00:02:23,876 --> 00:02:26,720 People around here take this game pretty seriously. 45 00:02:26,721 --> 00:02:29,578 I don't get this much respect when I save the world. 46 00:02:29,579 --> 00:02:31,015 What can I say, man? 47 00:02:31,016 --> 00:02:32,738 It's table-tennis season. 48 00:02:36,312 --> 00:02:38,797 It's a pleasure to have you on board, son. 49 00:02:38,798 --> 00:02:40,249 Heard great things about you. 50 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:44,216 I, uh, do have some questions about your transcripts, though. 51 00:02:44,217 --> 00:02:45,579 Principal Rothberger. 52 00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:50,436 I, uh, tried calling this principal Haha from your previous school. 53 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:53,796 He's really good at the game, sir. 54 00:02:53,797 --> 00:02:54,873 Really? 55 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:57,705 Good enough to stand up to our problem at East Side? 56 00:02:57,954 --> 00:02:59,746 Wrists look a little skinny. 57 00:02:59,861 --> 00:03:02,622 You got to have powerful wrists to get a good backspin. 58 00:03:10,597 --> 00:03:13,912 7,500 horses powerful enough for you? 59 00:03:16,316 --> 00:03:18,546 Well, everything seems to be in order, son. 60 00:03:24,315 --> 00:03:25,868 It's just like regular tennis. 61 00:03:25,869 --> 00:03:29,164 You work with your partner, set up the shot, then... 62 00:03:30,317 --> 00:03:32,097 Or you could just do that. 63 00:04:01,945 --> 00:04:04,164 Anything for our champions. 64 00:04:04,165 --> 00:04:06,302 I can get used to this. 65 00:04:11,043 --> 00:04:15,271 Of course, if you don't win the championship, you're a dead man. 66 00:04:17,875 --> 00:04:20,131 No pressure or anything. 67 00:04:24,634 --> 00:04:26,349 That's Mr. Buchiner's Trig class. 68 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:29,634 The guy's love for triangles is a little unnatural. 69 00:04:32,060 --> 00:04:33,602 Mr. Nixon. 70 00:04:33,603 --> 00:04:36,491 So, this is the new table-tennis whiz. 71 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:41,318 Well, Trigonometry may not get you the ladies the way that so-called sport does, 72 00:04:41,319 --> 00:04:42,874 but consider this... 73 00:04:42,875 --> 00:04:46,898 Without Trigonometry, there would be no table tennis. 74 00:04:47,822 --> 00:04:50,335 Okay. Sure. 75 00:04:50,734 --> 00:04:52,711 Nice suit, by the way. 76 00:04:53,218 --> 00:04:56,648 Is he the sixth-deadliest teacher on the planet or something? 77 00:05:00,282 --> 00:05:02,168 There are some pretty good players at the other schools... 78 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:03,724 Almost as good as me. 79 00:05:05,106 --> 00:05:07,751 It won't be fair to use your evo powers on normal kids. 80 00:05:07,752 --> 00:05:10,150 But when we go up against the twins... 81 00:05:10,637 --> 00:05:12,371 - Hyah! - Game over. 82 00:05:13,466 --> 00:05:14,809 Wow. 83 00:05:16,153 --> 00:05:17,976 Aah. 84 00:05:18,436 --> 00:05:19,574 Hey! 85 00:05:22,650 --> 00:05:23,822 Drop the weapon! 86 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,211 It's not a weapon! 87 00:05:26,964 --> 00:05:27,865 It's a camera. 88 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:32,461 Who are you working for? 89 00:05:32,462 --> 00:05:33,745 East Side High. 90 00:05:34,023 --> 00:05:35,118 Please don't kill me! 91 00:05:35,119 --> 00:05:36,942 You're a spy?! 92 00:05:37,056 --> 00:05:38,943 For table tennis?! 93 00:05:39,264 --> 00:05:41,711 Please don't break it! That's my dad's camera! 94 00:05:41,712 --> 00:05:44,652 Get out of here! We've got nothing to hide. 95 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:47,401 See you at the match Saturday. 96 00:05:47,402 --> 00:05:48,902 Bring your camera. 97 00:05:51,274 --> 00:05:54,932 Looks like you might have some actual competition, boys. 98 00:06:16,723 --> 00:06:18,846 School's actually a pretty cool deal. 99 00:06:18,847 --> 00:06:20,448 Home EC rocks! 100 00:06:20,449 --> 00:06:22,682 I got a C-plus on my cake. 101 00:06:23,953 --> 00:06:25,593 Uh, that's... great. 102 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,261 I get to hang around other kids, 103 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,029 I'm learning all sorts of interesting things, 104 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:32,420 and there's no evo monsters trying to pound my face into the ground. 105 00:06:32,421 --> 00:06:34,122 Glad you're having such a good time, 106 00:06:34,123 --> 00:06:37,401 because your next class is no piece of cake. 107 00:06:37,589 --> 00:06:40,371 Hate to leave you to the wolves, buddy, but I'm precalculous. 108 00:06:40,372 --> 00:06:43,048 The excitement of Trig was last semester for me. 109 00:06:43,049 --> 00:06:44,372 No problema. 110 00:06:44,373 --> 00:06:46,995 I perfected the art of pretending to be awake 111 00:06:46,996 --> 00:06:49,529 during all those boring Providence briefings. 112 00:06:49,530 --> 00:06:51,404 Just hope Buchiner doesn't spring a... 113 00:06:56,622 --> 00:06:58,135 Pop quiz?! 114 00:06:58,303 --> 00:06:59,308 Pop quiz?! 115 00:06:59,309 --> 00:07:00,124 Pop quiz?! 116 00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:01,079 Pop quiz?! 117 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,215 What?! 118 00:07:02,538 --> 00:07:04,578 What the devil is Buchiner thinking?! 119 00:07:04,579 --> 00:07:06,832 This could be a table-tennis killer! 120 00:07:20,111 --> 00:07:21,659 We are so hosed. 121 00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:22,764 Any word? 122 00:07:29,009 --> 00:07:33,772 How am I supposed to know the difference between a cotangent and a cosecant? 123 00:07:34,351 --> 00:07:36,213 My brain hurts. 124 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:40,127 We are so totally hosed. 125 00:07:40,572 --> 00:07:41,796 Hey, Noah. 126 00:07:41,916 --> 00:07:44,009 Whoa. What's going on? 127 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:45,147 The quiz? 128 00:07:45,148 --> 00:07:47,425 Oh, you know, it's just Trig. 129 00:07:47,426 --> 00:07:49,616 Just Trig? 130 00:07:49,862 --> 00:07:51,181 How did he do? 131 00:07:51,636 --> 00:07:57,125 It seems in addition to table tennis, we have a Trigonometry prodigy in our midst. 132 00:07:57,865 --> 00:07:59,302 98%. 133 00:08:01,761 --> 00:08:03,678 You? How? 134 00:08:03,679 --> 00:08:04,739 Did your nanites help you? 135 00:08:04,740 --> 00:08:08,785 It's just trajectories and horizon lines, like aiming my slam cannon. 136 00:08:08,786 --> 00:08:10,926 All that matters is you passed. 137 00:08:10,927 --> 00:08:12,549 You're still on the team! 138 00:08:14,836 --> 00:08:18,010 It's a beautiful day and one we've all been waiting for, 139 00:08:18,011 --> 00:08:22,053 as the state championship table-tennis tournament gets under way. 140 00:08:22,054 --> 00:08:24,024 We'll be covering every ball bounce 141 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:28,010 and paddle smack of this exciting event, so get ready for some action. 142 00:08:30,181 --> 00:08:32,865 All this for table tennis? 143 00:08:32,866 --> 00:08:34,989 I know. Isn't it great? 144 00:08:34,990 --> 00:08:36,575 This is an elimination tournament, 145 00:08:36,576 --> 00:08:40,462 two tables at a time, winners move up in the ranks to the final showdown. 146 00:08:40,463 --> 00:08:42,709 You make it sound like the wild west. 147 00:08:42,710 --> 00:08:44,299 I think you're finally getting it. 148 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:47,277 Hey, found a new partner? 149 00:08:49,451 --> 00:08:50,944 You're next. 150 00:08:51,805 --> 00:08:53,214 Don't mind the boys. 151 00:08:53,215 --> 00:08:55,962 They're just a little enthusiastic. 152 00:08:56,650 --> 00:08:59,682 May the best... team win. 153 00:09:04,341 --> 00:09:07,202 Those guys should get a trophy for good sportsmanship. 154 00:09:07,203 --> 00:09:10,540 Nothing I love more than putting a beatdown on a bully. 155 00:09:10,541 --> 00:09:12,871 This is going to be fun. 156 00:09:12,963 --> 00:09:15,543 Dude, save it for the final. 157 00:09:20,995 --> 00:09:22,116 Huh? 158 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,402 This isn't me. 159 00:09:23,403 --> 00:09:25,570 Something's messing with my nanites. 160 00:09:26,307 --> 00:09:27,881 Rex, your hand. 161 00:09:27,925 --> 00:09:29,338 Duh, my hand. 162 00:09:29,339 --> 00:09:30,993 No, your other hand. 163 00:09:30,994 --> 00:09:32,883 You got to be kidding me. 164 00:09:36,714 --> 00:09:39,540 That sleazeball coach just tried to juice me. 165 00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:41,624 Nice try, buddy! 166 00:09:44,807 --> 00:09:46,228 We'll deal with him later. 167 00:09:46,229 --> 00:09:48,305 Let's just focus on winning. 168 00:09:59,945 --> 00:10:01,017 Aah! 169 00:10:11,099 --> 00:10:12,684 What are you doing?! 170 00:10:12,685 --> 00:10:14,537 Backhand! Backhand! 171 00:10:14,538 --> 00:10:16,476 You're being too easy on them! 172 00:10:16,477 --> 00:10:18,043 Go for the kill! 173 00:10:34,493 --> 00:10:35,681 Yeah! 174 00:10:36,054 --> 00:10:38,021 Umpire, are you blind?! 175 00:10:38,022 --> 00:10:39,997 Ben Franklin fouled! 176 00:10:41,513 --> 00:10:43,942 Match to the C-Notes. 177 00:10:54,848 --> 00:11:00,301 Final match... East Side evos versus Benjamin Franklin C-Notes. 178 00:11:01,596 --> 00:11:04,210 You'll never beat those guys playing like that. 179 00:11:04,211 --> 00:11:06,098 Gabriel, you missed that drop shot. 180 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:09,963 Michael, why didn't you use a loop kill after the second service? 181 00:11:09,964 --> 00:11:14,410 You boys going evo was the greatest gift to table tennis I've ever seen. 182 00:11:14,411 --> 00:11:16,023 I hate watching you waste it. 183 00:11:16,024 --> 00:11:17,462 We didn't ask for it. 184 00:11:17,463 --> 00:11:18,494 Gabe. 185 00:11:18,495 --> 00:11:19,742 What are you saying? 186 00:11:19,743 --> 00:11:24,929 It... it would just be nice to do normal things, you know, and have friends. 187 00:11:25,350 --> 00:11:26,211 Friends? 188 00:11:26,212 --> 00:11:30,159 Table tennis is what you do, and you do it better than anyone else. 189 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,534 When you're a champion, nothing else matters. 190 00:11:32,535 --> 00:11:33,785 Yes, dad. 191 00:11:33,786 --> 00:11:37,774 When you inspire fear and respect, you don't need friends. 192 00:11:37,775 --> 00:11:39,707 I promise I'll do my best. 193 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:41,055 Me too, dad. 194 00:11:41,056 --> 00:11:42,380 You better, boys. 195 00:11:42,381 --> 00:11:45,082 Now go out there and be a champion... 196 00:11:45,366 --> 00:11:48,473 Or champions or whatever the heck you are. 197 00:11:55,891 --> 00:11:59,333 If you're trying to psyche me out with your creepy double stink eye, 198 00:11:59,334 --> 00:12:00,880 you're wasting your time. 199 00:12:03,194 --> 00:12:05,442 Okay, now, that creeps me out. 200 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,569 Point! 201 00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:22,459 Our point, loser. 202 00:12:23,072 --> 00:12:25,286 Oh, it is so on! 203 00:13:04,438 --> 00:13:07,601 Aw, did you break your paddle? 204 00:13:08,778 --> 00:13:10,630 Hope you brought a spare. 205 00:13:10,631 --> 00:13:13,542 As a matter of fact, I did. 206 00:13:21,336 --> 00:13:22,967 Aah! Your serve! 207 00:13:24,572 --> 00:13:26,257 Hey, that's not regulation. 208 00:13:26,258 --> 00:13:29,606 I think we threw out the rulebook a while ago. 209 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:31,837 I'll allow it. Play ball. 210 00:14:12,409 --> 00:14:14,792 Time to take home the gold. 211 00:14:23,810 --> 00:14:24,733 Whoa. 212 00:14:24,734 --> 00:14:25,939 Double whoa. 213 00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:28,514 What are you waiting for? Serve the ball! 214 00:14:32,756 --> 00:14:34,345 Point to East Side High. 215 00:14:34,346 --> 00:14:35,891 Match point! 216 00:14:47,089 --> 00:14:49,131 Guys, look what's happening to you. 217 00:14:49,132 --> 00:14:50,379 You've been juiced. 218 00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:52,267 I feel great! 219 00:15:14,864 --> 00:15:16,483 Point to the C-Notes. 220 00:15:20,663 --> 00:15:22,965 You boys are worthless! 221 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,489 What's it gonna take, boys? 222 00:15:39,514 --> 00:15:40,794 Uh, Rex? 223 00:15:40,795 --> 00:15:44,184 Guys, I know what you're going through. Just let me... 224 00:15:58,965 --> 00:16:01,108 Foul... multiple balls in play. 225 00:16:24,749 --> 00:16:26,061 That's enough! 226 00:16:26,298 --> 00:16:27,389 You're gonna hurt someone. 227 00:16:29,380 --> 00:16:30,839 Good idea. 228 00:16:33,049 --> 00:16:34,777 You first. 229 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,688 Don't just stand there. Go after the shot. 230 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,140 Hey! 231 00:16:58,676 --> 00:17:01,704 You seriously need to work on your parenting skills. 232 00:17:01,705 --> 00:17:05,513 Hey, champ, this better end in a win. 233 00:17:11,852 --> 00:17:14,925 We're not playing table tennis anymore, are we? 234 00:17:24,365 --> 00:17:26,082 Imbeciles. 235 00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:30,490 I wish the earth would open and swallow their substandard tests. 236 00:17:33,518 --> 00:17:35,568 I should have wished for a pony. 237 00:17:37,229 --> 00:17:38,269 Aah! 238 00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:41,175 Rex, theta equals the arc tangent of "b" squared 239 00:17:41,176 --> 00:17:42,677 plus or minus the square root of "b" 240 00:17:42,678 --> 00:17:46,643 to the 4th minus "g" times gx squared plus yv squared over "g"! 241 00:17:46,644 --> 00:17:47,772 Got it! 242 00:17:51,631 --> 00:17:54,789 In other words, stomp then smack. 243 00:17:54,790 --> 00:17:56,630 Good thinking, Mr. B. 244 00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:02,471 Well, just because I don't like table tennis doesn't mean I'm a jerk. 245 00:18:08,147 --> 00:18:09,721 You need to chill out! 246 00:18:13,484 --> 00:18:14,537 Huh? 247 00:18:19,358 --> 00:18:22,053 So, where is your hotshot teammate? 248 00:18:22,054 --> 00:18:23,545 Where's our trophy? 249 00:18:23,546 --> 00:18:25,745 Where's... 250 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,080 Look out! 251 00:18:42,576 --> 00:18:43,594 Aah! 252 00:18:43,685 --> 00:18:46,573 *** we're cool! We're cool! 253 00:18:49,706 --> 00:18:51,955 I have no idea who won. 254 00:18:56,705 --> 00:18:57,569 Smack him! 255 00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,547 You call that fighting?! 256 00:18:59,548 --> 00:19:01,419 Dude, a little perspective here. 257 00:19:03,264 --> 00:19:05,142 You! 258 00:19:06,705 --> 00:19:09,466 All because of you! 259 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,311 Enough! 260 00:19:26,757 --> 00:19:30,833 Wish I could cure you all the way, but that's all I've got. 261 00:19:31,956 --> 00:19:33,063 It's okay. 262 00:19:33,111 --> 00:19:35,719 I don't think you entirely knew what you were doing. 263 00:19:35,754 --> 00:19:37,206 But you. 264 00:19:38,597 --> 00:19:40,360 What were you thinking? 265 00:19:40,361 --> 00:19:44,525 Just trying to do what's best for my son... sons... whatever. 266 00:19:44,526 --> 00:19:46,382 Do you even know what they want? 267 00:19:46,383 --> 00:19:49,486 What a stupid question. They want to be champions. 268 00:19:49,487 --> 00:19:50,549 Right, boys? 269 00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:53,541 Actually, dad... I... I mean, coach... 270 00:19:53,542 --> 00:19:55,570 We've always hated table tennis. 271 00:19:55,571 --> 00:19:57,343 What we really want to play... 272 00:19:57,821 --> 00:19:58,988 Is piano. 273 00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:00,105 Piano? 274 00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:01,565 We're not kidding. 275 00:20:01,572 --> 00:20:03,374 You're not kidding? 276 00:20:03,754 --> 00:20:04,834 Mm. 277 00:20:05,299 --> 00:20:07,909 You know, they have competitions for that. 278 00:20:08,261 --> 00:20:10,272 We're gonna get you the best teachers there are, 279 00:20:10,273 --> 00:20:13,397 and you're gonna win gold records and make me proud. 280 00:20:25,177 --> 00:20:28,106 Young man, after witnessing the destruction you caused... 281 00:20:28,107 --> 00:20:29,322 I caused?! 282 00:20:29,323 --> 00:20:32,472 I have no choice but to disqualify you from the tournament. 283 00:20:32,473 --> 00:20:35,763 And expel you from this high school forever. 284 00:20:35,764 --> 00:20:39,456 And I'm gonna have a word with that principal Haha. 285 00:20:43,166 --> 00:20:45,099 Oh, man. 286 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,834 No golden paddle? 287 00:20:46,835 --> 00:20:49,629 I already cleared a spot in the trophy case. 288 00:20:51,445 --> 00:20:52,758 It was pretty nice. 289 00:20:52,759 --> 00:20:55,835 I was in school for a week, and I was like a regular kid. 290 00:20:55,836 --> 00:20:58,567 I even took a pop quiz, and I got an "A." 291 00:21:00,617 --> 00:21:03,202 I'm glad, Rex, because that's got me thinking. 292 00:21:03,203 --> 00:21:06,005 I've been too lenient in your academic education. 293 00:21:06,103 --> 00:21:07,805 Oh, no. Wait a minute. 294 00:21:07,806 --> 00:21:09,962 Starting today, more regular lessons... 295 00:21:09,963 --> 00:21:12,556 Science, history, Spanish. 296 00:21:12,557 --> 00:21:13,778 Spanish?! 297 00:21:13,779 --> 00:21:14,900 Oh, yes. 298 00:21:14,901 --> 00:21:18,303 And I saw that Trig quiz. 98%? 299 00:21:18,304 --> 00:21:19,962 Do you know how that reflects on me? 300 00:21:19,963 --> 00:21:22,641 I know that you can do better, and you will. 301 00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:26,624 I wonder if Buchiner will take me back. 302 00:21:47,527 --> 00:21:53,454 Synch by Benfo. www.addic7ed.com