>> Rex: IN A WORLD HE NEVER CHOSE AND BARELY UNDERSTANDS, ONE INCREDIBLY GOOD-LOOKING
GUY FIGHTS FOR US ALL!
HIS NAME?
YOU KNOW IT, BABY.
[ DING! ]
REX!
FORGET TRAIN WRECKS AND CAR
WRECKS.
NOTHING BRINGS THE PAIN LIKE
THIS REX!
HYAH! UNH!
>> YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S HILARIOUS, KID. >> Noah: UH, ANY TIME YOU WANT
TO STOP TRYING TO GET ME FIRED
AND BACK TO THE TOUR.
>> Rex: SORRY.
GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT.
>> UH, DUDE?
>> ♪ SO MAKE WAY TO START THE REVOLUTION ♪ ♪ MAKE WAY
♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN TONIGHT
♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE
REVOLUTION ♪
>> ♪ SO MAKE WAY
>> ♪ SO MAKE WAY TO START THE
REVOLUTION ♪
♪ MAKE WAY TO START THE
REVOLUTION ♪
♪ SO MAKE WAY
>> Noah: AND ON YOUR LEFT, THE
SOUND STAGE WHERE THEY MAKE THE
HIT TV SHOW
"MIDDLE SCHOOL TALENT SHOW."
[ GASPING, SCREAMING ]
IT'S A CLOSED SET!
COME ON!
THIS IS MY FIRST WEEK AS A PAGE!
I COULD LOSE MY JOB!
>> Rex: I GOT THIS.
I JUST DON'T GET GIRLS.
HOW CAN THEY GET SO --
[ SHUDDERED BREATHING, GASPS ]
OH! "EL AMOR DE LA PASIóN DEL
AMOR"?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
E.A.D.L.P.D.A. WAS MADE HERE?!
>> Noah: UH, PROBABLY BECAUSE I DIDN'T REALLY BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY STILL WATCH A SOAP
OPERA.
>> Rex: IT'S A TELENOVELA.
THE ACTRESSES ARE SMOKING HOT! AND I DON'T HAVE CABLE! AND...
AW, COME ON, DUDE!
DON'T BE A HATER.
>> Noah: WHATEVER.
WE'RE NOT GOING IN THERE.
THEY GET LIKE 10 SAFETY
VIOLATIONS A WEEK.
NO ONE'S ALLOWED IN EXCEPT CREW
AND STUDIO STAFF.
>> Rex: YOU MEAN LIKE PAGES?
>> Noah: NO WAY!
MY BOSS IS A TOTAL BUTT-BUSTER
FOR THE RULES.
AND SHE IS ALWAYS WATCHING.
>> YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, BUB!
BY THE WAY, PAGE, YOU LOSE
SOMETHING?
FOUND THESE WANDERING OVER BY
"MIDDLE SCHOOL TALENT SHOW."
[ GIRLS LAUGHING ]
I GOT MY ONE GOOD EYE ON YOU,
NIXON.
>> [ CRYING ]
>> PENSABAS QUE YO ERA TU
MARIDO.
iPERO FUE UNA MENTIRA!
iPERO LA VERDAD ES QUE SOY
REYMUNDO, EL HERMANO DIABóLICO
DE REYNALDO!
>> iLO Sé, PERO TODAVíA TE AMO!
>> Rex: HOW CAN ANYONE SAY THAT'S NOT GREAT?
WHOA! CELEBRITIES KNOW YOU? >> Noah: THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO
EVEN KNOWS MY NAME IS MY BOSS.
I'M JUST A NEWB ON AN
INTERNSHIP.
>> PSHOO!
>> Rex: YEAH, RIGHT.
YOU JUST GOT A FINGER GUN FROM
TV WEATHER LADY
SUMMER SONNENSHINE!
>> IT'S THE PAGE JACKET, NOT ME.
YOU PUT THIS THING ON, EVERYONE
WOULD THINK YOU WORK HERE.
STILL, I GOT TO ADMIT, IT'S
PRETTY COOL.
>> Rex: YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN
KNOW YOU'D APPLIED FOR THIS.
BUT I GUESS WHEN YOU JUMP AHEAD
IN TIME, YOU GOT TO EXPECT SOME
SURPRISES --
OH, MY GOSH!
[ DISHES CRASH ]
IT'S ISABELLA, FROM
"EL AMOR DE LA PASIóN DEL AMOR!"
>> Noah: AAH!
>> Rex: I KNOW!
SHE'S EVEN HOTTER IN REAL LIFE
THAN SHE IS ON THE --
>> Noah: OHH!
>> Rex: OKAY, OKAY!
DON'T WORRY.
>> YOU CALL YOURSELF A PAGE?!
>> Rex: OKAY, WORRY.
>> Noah: THIS IS A HUGE
VIOLATION OF THE DRESS CODE!
OH, I AM SO FIRED.
>> Rex: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
COME ON -- MOVE!
>> Noah: I'VE GOT TO LEAD
ANOTHER TOUR IN 45 MINUTES!
WE CAN'T GET TO A DRY-CLEANERS
AND BACK IN 45 MINUTES!
>> Rex: THIS IS MY BAD, BUT I
CAN FIX THIS.
WE JUST HAVE TO CALM DOWN AND
THINK.
JUST CALM DOWN. NOAH, CALM DOWN!
>> Noah: UGH! PUH! NOT HELPING. >> Rex: OKAY, LISTEN -- WE
PASSED THE WARDROBE DEPARTMENT
ON THE TOUR.
THEY'VE GOT TO HAVE A WASHER AND
DRYER, RIGHT?
>> Noah: UH...YEAH, I GUESS.
>> Rex: ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
GIVE ME YOUR OUTFIT AND STAY
PUT.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING
ELSE.
HMM. HMM.
>> YOU!
>> Rex: UH... >> FINALLY, YOU ARE HERE! MWAH! MWAH!
>> MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! MWAH! >> Rex: THIS IS HAPPENING,
RIGHT?
I'M NOT GONNA WAKE UP AND BE
MAKING OUT WITH MY PILLOW AGAIN,
AM I?
>> COME WITH ME.
THEY WANT TO CANCEL US, YOU
KNOW.
THAT'S WHY THE STUDIO PUTS US
HERE IN THIS PLACE, FALLING
APART WITH ALL THE ACCIDENTES.
>> Rex: SOAP OPERAS DO NOT GET
THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE.
>> YOU ARE VERY WISE FOR YOUR
AGE.
WE DON'T EVEN GO BACKSTAGE
ANYMORE.
TOO DANGEROUS.
>> [ SQUEAKING ]
>> IS THAT A PAGE?
>> Rex: [ GASPS ]
[ MOANS ] >> HE IS MINE! I SAW HIM FIRST!
HE IS MINE!
>> Rex: HUH?
>> WHY DON'T WE LET HIM DECIDE?
>> OH, YOU WOULD LIKE THAT,
WOULDN'T YOU?!
>> YES, I WOULD -- VERY MUCH!
>> FINE!
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
>> Rex: DID THEY JUST...CATFIGHT
OVER ME?
>> HERE IS MY LIST OF WHAT I
NEED YOU TO DO.
>> AND HERE IS MINE!
>> Rex: YOU WANT ME TO WORK...
ON THE SHOW?
>> CLARO QUE Sí!
WE HAVEN'T HAD A PAGE ON SET IN
AGES.
>> Rex: BUT I'M NOT...
...ABLE TO THINK OF ONE REASON WHY I WOULD PASS THIS UP!
>> Noah: [ GASPS ]
[ SHUDDERING ] >> Rex: I GOT YOUR YOGURT. BUT I COULDN'T FIND THE WATER
YOU WANTED, SO I GOT THESE.
>> [ GROWLS ]
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!
BUT I WILL TAKE THIS ONE.
>> Rex: WHOA! IT'S...REYNALDO! [ BIRD SCREECHES ]
UH...
UH, C-COFFEE?
>> GRACIAS.
>> Rex: LECHE?
>> HOW DARE YOU?!
I AM...
LACTOSE-INTOLERANT.
>> Rex: UH, OKAY.
DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
SUGAR?
[ GASPS ]
>> REAL MEN TAKE THEIR COFFEE
STRONG AND HOT.
ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT I AM
NOT A REAL MAN?
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> Noah: Rex, where are you?
>> NO PHONE!
YOU WILL TALK TO ME, FACE TO
FACE, MANO A MANO!
>> Rex: HEY, WAIT.
WHAT ARE YOU --
OH. THANKS.
>> ANOTHER ACCIDENTE!
>> AY, DIOS MíO!
NO!
>> Rex: IT'S OKAY.
I'M FINE.
UNH!
>> MY YOGURT! >> Rex: I'D HATE TO BE THE GUY THAT HAS TO CLEAN THAT UP.
OH.
>> IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, I'D
SAY SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO KILL
US.
>> SOMEONE IS.
THE HEAD OF THE STUDIO IS TRYING
TO KILL OUR SOAP OPERA.
THAT'S WHY HE PUT US IN THIS
ACCURSED STAGE, WITH ALL THESE
ACCIDENTES.
BUT WE --
AAH!
¿POR QUé?
AY.
[ BODY THUDS ]
>> [ SQUEAKS ]
[ CREAKING ] >> [ SIGHS ]
UGH! CLOWNS. >> [ SQUEAKING ]
>> Rex: LET ME GUESS -- YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN CAUSING ALL THE ACCIDENTS.
>> [ SCREECHING]
>> Rex: OKAY, WHAT SAY WE WRAP
THIS UP QUIETLY?
LAST THING I NEED IS SOMEONE
WONDERING WHY THE GUY IN THE
PAGE JACKET CAN DO THIS.
>> [ ROARS ] [ SQUEAKING ] >> Rex: GUESS THAT EXPLAINS HOW
YOU'VE BEEN ABLE TO HIDE OUT
BACK HERE.
>> [ SQUEAKING ] >> Rex: CAN WE PLEASE DO THIS A LITTLE MORE QUIETLY AND WITH A
LOT LESS "YOU TRYING TO KILL
ME"?
WAIT.
THAT'S YOU, ISN'T IT?
YOU JUST WANT YOUR JOB BACK.
I CAN HELP YOU.
ENOUGH WITH THE BOOBY TRAPS! I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU! [ GRUNTING ]
UH-OH.
[ RUMBLING ] >> WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE? >> AND WHERE IS THAT PAGE?
I AM BEGINNING TO WONDER...
HOW LONG IT'S GOING TO TAKE FOR
HIM TO CLEAN UP MY YOGURT!
>> Rex: AAH! OHH!
[ PANTING ]
UNH!
[ CLONG! ]
UGH!
OUCH.
[ GRUNTS ]
UNH!
UNH! UNH!
OHH!
UNH!
AAH!
OKAY, NEW PLAN -- FIRST, I SMASH YOUR FACE. THEN I CURE YOU.
NO! >> [ SQUEAKING ] >> Rex: OW!
LOOK OUT!
UNH!
[ GROANS ]
OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL -- ALL THE
ACCIDENTS YOU'VE BEEN HAVING,
THEY WERE CAUSED BY AN EVO
BACKSTAGE.
IT USED TO BE A MONGOOSE, AND
NOW IT WANTS ITS OLD JOB BACK.
[ CRASHING ]
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> WE JUST SAW YOU RUIN OUR SET!
>> YOARE TRYING TO DESTROY
THIS SOAP OPERA, JUST LIKE THE
REST OF THEM!
IT ITRUE WHAT THEY SAY -- THIS
SOUNDSTAGE MUST BE CURSED FOR US
TO HAVE SUCH A HORRIBLE PAGE AS
YOU, SEÑOR...
NOAH NIXON.
>> Rex: WHOA! WAIT!
THIS ISN'T NOAH'S FAULT.
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> NOW YOU INSULT US BY TALKING
ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD
PERSON!
SOMEHOW, WE MUST REBUILD AND
FINISH OUR SHOOT.
BUT AS SOON AS WE DO,
NOAH NIXON, I WILL HAVE YOU
FIRED!
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ] >> Noah: Rex! Finally! How's the jacket?
>> Rex: UH, WELL, THE GOOD NEWS
IS YOU WON'T NOTICE THE STAIN
ANYMORE.
HEY, UH, BY THE WAY...
YOUR PAGE TRAINING -- DID IT
INCLUDE ANYTHING ABOUT THE
CREEPY BACKSTAGE IN STUDIO B?
>> Noah: WHAT?!
WHY ARE YOU --
>> Rex: NO REASON!
I WAS JUST THINKING,
HYPOTHETICALLY, WHAT WOULD
HAPPEN IF I USED YOUR JACKET TO
TAKE A QUICK PEEK AT THE
TELENOVELA AND ENDED UP CHASING
SOME KIND OF KILLER EVO
MONGOOSE?
HYPOTHETICALLY.
UH...NOAH?
>> Noah: SORRY.
JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW
TO TELL MY PARENTS I HAVE NO
FUTURE.
>> Rex: HEY, I GOT THIS.
I HIT A LITTLE SNAG.
JUST KEEP YOUR PANTS ON.
>> Noah: HEH!
>> Rex: SORRY.
LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO
WORRY ABOUT.
ALL I GOT TO DO IS CATCH THE EVO
BEFORE THEY FINISH SHOOTING AND
CLEAR MY -- YOUR -- NAME.
>> Noah: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT WORRIED.
I'M COMPLETELY RESIGNED TO THE
FACT THAT I AM LOSING MY JOB.
[ Dial tone ]
>> YOU ARE BLEEDING! >> WHAT I AM IS AN ACTOR! WE MUST SHOOT THIS SCENE.
WE CANNOT LET THEM CANCEL US.
[ MOANS ] >> YOU CANNOT GO ON. >> IF ONLY THERE WERE SOMEONE
ELSE HERE WHO KNOWS OUR SHOW, IS
FLUENT IN SPANISH, AND WOULD DO
A SCENE IN WHICH HE KISSES ME.
>> Rex: I'LL DO IT!
>> YOU?!
THE ONE WHO RUINED OUR SET AND
LIED ABOUT THE EVO?!
I'D RATHER DIE!
BUT THEN, MY LIFE WILL SURELY
END IF THE SHOW IS CANCELED, SO
MAYBE --
BUT NO!
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
AND YET, WHAT IS MORE IMPOSSIBLE
THAN A DREAM?
AND NOTHING MEANS MORE THAN MY
DREAM OF SAVING THIS TELENOVELA!
>> Rex: SO, IS THAT A...?
>> Sí.
YOU WILL BE OUR SAVIOR!
AND THEN I WILL HAVE YOU FIRED.
iACCIóN!
>> Rex: HUH? [ GASPS ] >> [ SQUEAKING ]
>> Rex: [ Thinking ] OKAY, NO
KISS, BUT YOU'RE GONNA SAVE
NOAH'S JOB!
[ GROANS ]
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
NOPE, DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY
BETTER.
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Rex: [ GRUNTS ] UGH!
WHERE'D YOU GO? >> YOU -- PAGE! TAKE THIS SCRIPT TO POST,
PRONTO!
>> Rex: WAIT, I-I'M NOT --
>> OH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT?!
ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME,
MR. NIXON?
>> Rex: UH, NO. NO!
MR. NIXON IS DEFINITELY NOT
TALKING BACK TO WHOEVER YOU ARE!
>> NIXON!
>> [ MUNCHING ]
[ SQUEAKING ] >> Rex: NOT SO TOUGH WHEN YOU CAN'T HIDE, ARE YOU?
OH. SO, YOU CAN DO THAT, TOO. >> [ ROARS ] >> AAH!
>> Rex: HEY! WATCH THE JACKET!
I'M IN ENOUGH TROUBLE ALREADY!
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Rex: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] UNH! >> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
YOU STILL HAVEN'T DELIVERED THAT
SCRIPT?!
NIXON!
>> [ SQUEAKING ] >> Rex: UNH! HEY! GIVE ME THAT!
HYAH!
SORRY! UNH! WH-O-O-O-O-OA!
[ GRUNTING ]
I THINK THIS IS FOR YOU. [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] >> Noah: Did you catch it?
>> Rex: NOT YET, BUT I DELIVERED
A SCRIPT FOR YOU.
WELL, MOST OF IT.
>> Noah: I am so dead.
>> OH, NOAH NIXON, YOU'RE RIGHT
ON TIME FOR YOUR 2:00 P.M. TOUR.
>> Rex: UH, THERE'S A BUILDING WHERE SOME TV SHOWS ARE MADE, AND THERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
AND -- OH, GREAT!
HERE'S THE GIANT KILLER EVO!
>> AAH! AAAAH! >> [ SCOFFS ]
THEY HAD BETTER SPECIAL EFFECTS
AT MY KID'S SCHOOL PLAY.
>> I NEED A BIGGER REACTION FROM
YOU.
BIGGER!
>> AAAAAAAH!
>> YES!
THAT'S IT EXACTLY!
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> Rex: BE CAREFUL, OR YOU'RE
GONNA GET THE HAND.
THAT'S NOT THE HAND I MEANT.
>> YOU ARE A GOOD PAGE, NOAH NIXON. >> [ SQUEAKING ]
>> Noah: OH! MY JACKET!
AAH! >> I'VE GOTTEN A DOZEN CALLS FROM ALL OVER THE LOT ABOUT YOU,
NIXON.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE
THINKING.
I'M PROUD OF YOU, KIDDO! IT TOOK ME 67 YEARS TO MAKE CHIEF PAGE.
I BET YOU'LL GET THE JOB IN
HALF THAT TIME.
OH, AND THEM SOAP-OPERA
FELLAS -- THEY GOT A SPECIAL
REWARD FOR YOU.
>> AND CUT! YOU LOOK DIFERENTE THAN YOU DID BEFORE, NOAH NIXON.
I CAN SEE YOU'VE BEEN TO MAKEUP. GOOD! YOU FINALLY LOOK LIKE A REAL
MAN!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Rex: IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.
YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND.
>> YOU -- QUIT TALKING TO
YOURSELF AND GET ME SOME COFFEE!
NIXON!
>> [ SQUEAKS ]