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3x13 - A Brief History of Time
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Four thousand years from my
destination and abroad the time.
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I've scarcely completed the vessel
which shall deliver me to my own era.
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Gharun-set, activate the
traps ... quickly!
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My greatest creation ...
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so useful to me,
but too dangerous to roam free.
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If only I had time to destroy
him, as I should.
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But I have a more pressing
death I must prevent.
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My own.
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♪ So make way to start the
revolution ♪
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♪ make way ♪
♪ we're gonna have fun tonight ♪
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♪ make way to start the revolution ♪
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♪ So make way ♪
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♪ So make way to start the
revolution ♪
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♪ make way to start the
revolution ♪
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♪ so make way ♪
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Kind of defeating the whole
stealth element of a stealth suit, Bobo.
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Hey, how was I supposed
to know that Ghanoush went bad?
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Maybe because you found
it in a garbage can.
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Top of a garbage can.
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Holiday to Rex.
Are you at the site?
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There is no site, remember?
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Black Knight blew the
place to kingdom come.
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Yet it's still guarded.
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And thanks to the data you stole
from Providence, we know why.
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Van Kleiss back in time?
I still find it hard to believe.
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You were sent
six months into the future, Rex.
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It stands to reason that the
reverse is possible.
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Well, if you expect to
find him here, maybe we should
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check the mummy museum.
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We're sensing nanites ...
definitely V.K.'s.
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They've been dead a long time.
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Over 4,000 years.
I'm also detecting tachyons ...
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quantum particles that travel in time.
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I think it's clear what he was making.
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A latrine?
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A time machine.
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No way he pulled it off!
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If mr. Ego made it back to here
and now, we'd know about it.
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Some of these
nanites are considerably younger.
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Just tell me ... where is he now?
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The more
accurate question is, when is he?
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The ordeal is... draining.
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But now, back in my own time, I can
replenish my nanite reserves and ...
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Quis es tu?
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I recognize the
language, of course ...
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classical latin.
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Qui ... q-qui annus est?
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What year is it?
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You dare question a captain of
the imperial guard?
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Aegyptus is a Roman province!
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Answer!
Who are you?
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Don't bother ...
he's clearly sun-mad.
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The dialect, the dress
... this is the 2nd century A.D.
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A mere 2,000 years has passed.
I'm only halfway home!
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Another escaped slave.
Finish him and be done with it.
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It was all the
fight I could muster.
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I had no way to replace the
nanites I'd spent in the journey...
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...and my gauntlet had yet to
recharge those that remained.
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This one shows spirit.
He'll bring a good price in the arena.
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Oomph!
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Save your strength.
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Where you're going, you'll need it.
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I intend to.
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Of the mysterious
force, there is no sign.
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Yet I sense it is close ...
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pursuing me even across the centuries.
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I am convinced it is a
manifestation of time itself.
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My presence is a violation of
physics ... an imbalance which
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the time stream seeks to correct...
by wiping me from existence.
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But of this, I am certain ...
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if I do not return to my own time,
it will surely destroy me.
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You are fortunate, slave.
To die in the arena is a great honor.
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An honor I look
forward to bestowing.
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You see? Spirit!
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Put on a good show, little man,
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and I promise to make your
end a painless one.
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Indeed?
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I, on the other
hand, make no such promise.
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One against so many?
Hardly seems fair.
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For them.
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Ordinarily, I'd
say "take me to your leader,"
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but I believe he's already here.
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Great warrior...
never have I seen such a battle.
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I am...
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Septimius Severus,
21st emperor of Rome,
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founder of the Severan dynasty.
And, as I recall, you poisoned
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your own commanding officer to
get his position...
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and wear only boots to conceal a
prodigious clubfoot.
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Are you a man...
or a God?
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I find both
labels rather limiting.
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Now, then, you are going to give
me whatever I require, starting
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with a quiet place to work.
I, in return, shall ensure the
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growth and security of your
reign as emperor.
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You may call me Van Kleiss.
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Whatever you desire,
great Vanklios.
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Actually, it's...
got a rather nice ring.
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What's with this guy?
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Gets a portrait done
in every time period?
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Mm.
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Truly a nutjob for the ages. Mm.
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Speaking of nuts...
want some?
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You've been
dumpster-diving again?
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I prefer "foraging."
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Yeah.
Nice sleuthing there, Doc.
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Nanites decay at
a measurable half-life.
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I set our sat-net to do a global
scan for the same frequency ...
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ergo, Rome.
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Great. You scan for the
next stop, we'll grab a pizza.
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Pass. I'm experiencing
inexplicable gastric distress.
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Rex, it would
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take months to scan
the entire spectrum.
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You need to find the next decay
frequency.
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Kind of like nanite
connect-the-dots!
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Can I do it with someone else?
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Hey, quiet, you!
Rah!
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This goose chase just
got a little wilder.
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My brother's here.
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Caesar to Black.
We've detected paleo-nanites.
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Tachyon readings negative. We're
moving to the next hot spot.
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Tachyons ...
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they want Van Kleiss' time machine.
Follow them.
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- Come on.
- Can you give me a teeny sec?
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I gotta find the
little gladiators' room.
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Advances in the
last two millennia have allowed me
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to complete my lab in weeks
instead of months.
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Restrict the flow!
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Do you want to overload the
power cells?
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Meanwhile, my own nanite supply
continues to dwindle.
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Great Vanklios, protect me!
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I've divulged
metallurgy and tactics beyond your day.
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No man may threaten your rule.
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This is no man...
but an apparition!
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What apparition?
Speak, parasite!
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A spirit of doom!
Numerous sightings ...
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the insulare, the rostra,
the forum.
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Listen!
It comes! It comes!
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Fool.
It only wants me.
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I release you.
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Go start a few legends.
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Nooooo!
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Begone! I beg of you!
Aah!
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Rex, those
stress lines ... it's the same
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pattern we saw in Egypt.
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Report.
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These aqueducts are
truly marvels of Roman engineering.
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Have you picked
up the next decay frequency?
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Oh ... that. Yes.
Uplinking to our global net.
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Odd. These tachyons
seem unrelated to ...
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We have the
next target.
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Scandinavia. Move out.
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White Knight may have
people on the trail.
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I expect you to do whatever it
takes to procure the objective.
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Shh!
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I've initiated the same
steps as in Egypt! Come along.
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Rex, we need
that decay frequency.
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Just one small problem, Doc.
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This place... is toast.
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Rex? Bobo?
Respond!
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We're okay, Doc.
Not a mark on us.
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Same can't be said for
my stealth suit.
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Whoa!
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So many lives...
it's become a blur.
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I don't know who I am anymore.
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Only that I must sail onward,
ever onward down the river of time.
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Never resting, always moving.
Further draining my nanite
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reserves beyond my ability to
replenish.
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At each re-emergence, I am
pursued by the nameless force.
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I now know it's personal.
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I am a virus ...
an infection of space-time.
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Call it what you like.
This is time's antibody.
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Whether I am borne home
or drowned in its currents,
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this is my final journey.
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Hurry! I'm not
sure if we were followed.
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I'm sure.
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Don't shoot!
It's me.
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Holiday?
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Shouldn't you be at the plant,
connecting the dots?
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No more dots
to connect. The trail ends here.
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And... I'm reading a humanoid
form inside.
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I'm confused. Is it
a time machine or isn't it?
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It's not a time machine.
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Are those really necessary?
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No way you're getting
this time machine, bro!
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I don't want it.
And it's not a time machine.
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Well, then, what is it?
A meat locker for cold cuts?
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Surprisingly close.
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We use this technique to
transfer unstable nanites.
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It puts them into a state of dormancy.
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Of course.
It's a hibernation chamber.
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Only his
nanites were dormant.
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There would still be neuron flow.
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Mind telling me what
that means, exactly?
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He was... aware.
The whole time, for hundreds of years.
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He would have felt
every minute pass.
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No way!
He's totally a mummy!
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Run!
It's coming! It's coming!!
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Wah!
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Easy. Easy, Van Kleiss.
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You're back ...
back in your own time.
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No!
No, it'll find me!
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It always does!
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You must protect me.
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Tachyon readings
off the chart!
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Rex, you can't affect that thing.
I don't know what can.
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It's a field of pure tachyons.
I've got to get a sample.
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Oh, no, you don't!
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I'm back!
Back in my own time!
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You shall not have me!!
Oh!
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Settle down, Van Winkle.
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Oh, no.
It couldn't be.
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I need some way to contain it!
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Tachyons can't
be contained!
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Yes, they can.
Rex!
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Rex, it's too risky!
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But I know what this is.
Correction ... I know who this is.
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It's...
Breach.
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Breach. Breach!
It's me ... Rex.
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Rex?
Are you real... or a dream?
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Yeah, yeah, I'm ... I'm real.
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I was everywhere ...
everywhen.
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But I was nothing ... an
emptiness, needing to be filled.
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The amp pack.
Van Kleiss controlled it.
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When his nanites were active,
Breach was drawn into his timeframe.
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The final joining
would have destroyed them both.
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Guess I should say thanks.
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Hey, what are friends for?
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Um, we are still friends... right?
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You did well, little bro.
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And you have your time
machine that...
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isn't a time machine.
Everybody goes home happy.
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That?
A curiosity ... true.
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But it was never our goal.
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Van Kleiss?!
All this for him?!
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What, are you just
gonna put him in jail?
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It's Providence, Rex.
That's their jurisdiction.
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You don't need to
worry, little brother.
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He's going to be well supervised.
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- Caesar, what is going on?
- Justice.
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I'm sorry.
What else could we do?
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Two words ...
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Créme bruéle.
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Ooh. Right after I make
a french connection.
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Welcome back,
Van Kleiss. You look terrible.
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Ordinarily, I'd say get some rest, but
you've had enough of that, I suppose.
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Pull it together.
We have work to do.
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Do you know who I am?
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Yes.
I know who you are.
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It's been a long time.
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A very... very long time.