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This is serious, Rex. I'm talking
life or death stuff here.
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You're talking table tennis.
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No... oh no, not just table tennis, Rex.
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Championship table tennis.
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We could win the golden paddle.
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But my last three partners
have been injured in matches
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against East Side High's star player.
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What did they do?
Sprain their pinkies?
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Their pinkies were the
only things that didn't get hurt.
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Okay, now I'm interested.
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Awesome!
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Two things, Rex... first, if you decide
to play, you've got to enroll in school.
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And second, in order to
win the state championship,
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we're gonna have to beat... them.
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Who's next?!
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Huh?
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Oh, I am so in.
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Yeah!
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♪ So make way to start the revolution ♪
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♪ make way ♪
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♪ we're gonna have fun tonight ♪
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♪ make way to start the revolution ♪
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♪ so make way ♪
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♪ so make way to start the revolution ♪
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♪ make way to start the revolution ♪
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♪ so make way ♪
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Okay, here's your story.
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You're a transfer student
from Albuquerque...
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Thanks, I...
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Where you were Captain of the
state-champion table-tennis team.
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I got you in all the easy
classes except for one.
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The only math class open was
Trig, which could be a problem.
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Actually, I...
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You've got to keep
a passing average to play,
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so just attend all your classes and pray
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that there's no pop quizzes for
the week you're gonna be here.
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You got all that?
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Great. Here we are.
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Ready for some practice?
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Put your hands in your pockets,
keep your he down, and walk fast.
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What's the shirt for?
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Whoa!
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Yeah.
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People around here take
this game pretty seriously.
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I don't get this much
respect when I save the world.
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What can I say, man?
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It's table-tennis season.
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It's a pleasure to have
you on board, son.
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Heard great things about you.
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I, uh, do have some questions
about your transcripts, though.
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Principal Rothberger.
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I, uh, tried calling this principal
Haha from your previous school.
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He's really good at the game, sir.
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Really?
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Good enough to stand up to our
problem at East Side?
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Wrists look a little skinny.
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You got to have powerful
wrists to get a good backspin.
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7,500 horses
powerful enough for you?
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Well, everything seems
to be in order, son.
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It's just like regular tennis.
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You work with your partner,
set up the shot, then...
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Or you could just do that.
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Anything for our champions.
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I can get used to this.
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Of course, if you don't win the
championship, you're a dead man.
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No pressure or anything.
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That's Mr. Buchiner's Trig class.
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The guy's love for triangles
is a little unnatural.
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Mr. Nixon.
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So, this is the new table-tennis whiz.
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Well, Trigonometry may not get you the
ladies the way that so-called sport does,
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but consider this...
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Without Trigonometry, there
would be no table tennis.
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Okay. Sure.
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Nice suit, by the way.
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Is he the sixth-deadliest teacher
on the planet or something?
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There are some pretty good
players at the other schools...
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Almost as good as me.
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It won't be fair to use your
evo powers on normal kids.
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But when we go
up against the twins...
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- Hyah!
- Game over.
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Wow.
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Aah.
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Hey!
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Drop the weapon!
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It's not a weapon!
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It's a camera.
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Who are you working for?
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East Side High.
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Please don't kill me!
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You're a spy?!
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For table tennis?!
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Please don't break it!
That's my dad's camera!
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Get out of here!
We've got nothing to hide.
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See you at the match Saturday.
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Bring your camera.
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Looks like you might have
some actual competition, boys.
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School's actually
a pretty cool deal.
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Home EC rocks!
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I got a C-plus on my cake.
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Uh, that's... great.
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I get to hang around other kids,
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I'm learning all sorts
of interesting things,
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and there's no evo monsters trying
to pound my face into the ground.
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Glad you're having
such a good time,
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because your next class
is no piece of cake.
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Hate to leave you to the wolves,
buddy, but I'm precalculous.
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The excitement of Trig
was last semester for me.
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No problema.
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I perfected the art of
pretending to be awake
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during all those boring
Providence briefings.
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Just hope Buchiner
doesn't spring a...
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Pop quiz?!
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Pop quiz?!
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Pop quiz?!
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Pop quiz?!
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What?!
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What the devil is Buchiner thinking?!
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This could be a table-tennis killer!
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We are so hosed.
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Any word?
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How am I supposed to know the difference
between a cotangent and a cosecant?
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My brain hurts.
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We are so totally hosed.
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Hey, Noah.
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Whoa. What's going on?
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The quiz?
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Oh, you know, it's just Trig.
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Just Trig?
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How did he do?
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It seems in addition to table tennis, we
have a Trigonometry prodigy in our midst.
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98%.
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You? How?
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Did your nanites help you?
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It's just trajectories and horizon
lines, like aiming my slam cannon.
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All that matters is you passed.
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You're still on the team!
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It's a beautiful day and one
we've all been waiting for,
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as the state championship table-tennis
tournament gets under way.
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We'll be covering every ball bounce
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and paddle smack of this exciting
event, so get ready for some action.
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All this for table tennis?
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I know. Isn't it great?
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This is an elimination tournament,
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two tables at a time, winners move
up in the ranks to the final showdown.
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You make it sound
like the wild west.
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I think you're finally getting it.
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Hey, found a new partner?
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You're next.
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Don't mind the boys.
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They're just a little enthusiastic.
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May the best... team win.
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Those guys should get a
trophy for good sportsmanship.
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Nothing I love more than
putting a beatdown on a bully.
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This is going to be fun.
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Dude, save it for the final.
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Huh?
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This isn't me.
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Something's messing with my nanites.
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Rex, your hand.
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Duh, my hand.
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No, your other hand.
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You got to be kidding me.
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That sleazeball coach
just tried to juice me.
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Nice try, buddy!
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We'll deal with him later.
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Let's just focus on winning.
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Aah!
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What are you doing?!
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Backhand! Backhand!
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You're being too easy on them!
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Go for the kill!
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Yeah!
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Umpire, are you blind?!
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Ben Franklin fouled!
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Match to the C-Notes.
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Final match... East Side evos
versus Benjamin Franklin C-Notes.
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You'll never beat those
guys playing like that.
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Gabriel, you missed that drop shot.
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Michael, why didn't you use a
loop kill after the second service?
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You boys going evo was the greatest
gift to table tennis I've ever seen.
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I hate watching you waste it.
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We didn't ask for it.
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Gabe.
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What are you saying?
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It... it would just be nice to do normal
things, you know, and have friends.
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Friends?
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Table tennis is what you do, and
you do it better than anyone else.
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When you're a champion,
nothing else matters.
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Yes, dad.
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When you inspire fear and
respect, you don't need friends.
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I promise I'll do my best.
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Me too, dad.
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You better, boys.
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Now go out there and be a champion...
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Or champions or whatever
the heck you are.
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If you're trying to psyche me
out with your creepy double stink eye,
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you're wasting your time.
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Okay, now, that creeps me out.
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Point!
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Our point, loser.
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Oh, it is so on!
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Aw, did you break your paddle?
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Hope you brought a spare.
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As a matter of fact, I did.
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Aah! Your serve!
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Hey, that's not regulation.
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I think we threw out
the rulebook a while ago.
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I'll allow it. Play ball.
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Time to take home the gold.
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Whoa.
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Double whoa.
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00:14:25,961 --> 00:14:28,531
What are you waiting for?
Serve the ball!
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Point to East Side High.
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Match point!
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Guys, look what's happening to you.
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You've been juiced.
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I feel great!
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Point to the C-Notes.
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You boys are worthless!
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What's it gonna take, boys?
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Uh, Rex?
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Guys, I know what you're
going through. Just let me...
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Foul... multiple balls in play.
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That's enough!
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You're gonna hurt someone.
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Good idea.
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You first.
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Don't just stand there.
Go after the shot.
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Hey!
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You seriously need to work
on your parenting skills.
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Hey, champ, this better end in a win.
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We're not playing
table tennis anymore, are we?
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Imbeciles.
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I wish the earth would open and
swallow their substandard tests.
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I should have wished for a pony.
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Aah!
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Rex, theta equals the
arc tangent of "b" squared
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plus or minus the square root of "b"
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to the 4th minus "g" times gx
squared plus yv squared over "g"!
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Got it!
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In other words, stomp then smack.
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00:17:54,811 --> 00:17:56,651
Good thinking, Mr. B.
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00:17:59,088 --> 00:18:02,498
Well, just because I don't like
table tennis doesn't mean I'm a jerk.
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You need to chill out!
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00:18:13,505 --> 00:18:14,555
Huh?
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00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:22,079
So, where is your hotshot teammate?
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Where's our trophy?
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Where's...
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Look out!
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Aah!
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Win or lose, dude, we're cool! We're cool!
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I have no idea who won.
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Smack him!
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00:18:57,591 --> 00:18:59,561
You call that fighting?!
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Dude, a little perspective here.
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You!
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All because of you!
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00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:12,331
Enough!
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00:19:26,778 --> 00:19:30,858
Wish I could cure you all
the way, but that's all I've got.
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00:19:31,977 --> 00:19:33,087
It's okay.
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I don't think you entirely
knew what you were doing.
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But you.
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What were you thinking?
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Just trying to do what's best
for my son... sons... whatever.
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Do you even know what they want?
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What a stupid question.
They want to be champions.
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Right, boys?
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Actually, dad... I... I mean, coach...
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We've always hated table tennis.
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What we really want to play...
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Is piano.
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Piano?
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We're not kidding.
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You're not kidding?
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Mm.
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You know, they have
competitions for that.
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We're gonna get you the
best teachers there are,
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and you're gonna win gold
records and make me proud.
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Young man, after witnessing
the destruction you caused...
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I caused?!
282
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I have no choice but to
disqualify you from the tournament.
283
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And expel you from this
high school forever.
284
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And I'm gonna have a word
with that principal Haha.
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Oh, man.
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No golden paddle?
287
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I already cleared a
spot in the trophy case.
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It was pretty nice.
289
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I was in school for a week,
and I was like a regular kid.
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I even took a pop quiz,
and I got an "A."
291
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I'm glad, Rex, because
that's got me thinking.
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I've been too lenient in
your academic education.
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Oh, no. Wait a minute.
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Starting today,
more regular lessons...
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Science, history, Spanish.
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Spanish?!
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Oh, yes.
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And I saw that Trig quiz. 98%?
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Do you know how that reflects on me?
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I know that you can do
better, and you will.
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I wonder if Buchiner will take me back.
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