1 00:00:04,742 --> 00:00:08,242 This is serious, Rex. I'm talking life or death stuff here. 2 00:00:08,242 --> 00:00:09,902 You're talking table tennis. 3 00:00:09,909 --> 00:00:12,959 No... oh no, not just table tennis, Rex. 4 00:00:12,960 --> 00:00:15,230 Championship table tennis. 5 00:00:15,231 --> 00:00:18,641 We could win the golden paddle. 6 00:00:19,163 --> 00:00:21,583 But my last three partners have been injured in matches 7 00:00:21,587 --> 00:00:24,117 against East Side High's star player. 8 00:00:24,114 --> 00:00:26,514 What did they do? Sprain their pinkies? 9 00:00:26,513 --> 00:00:30,403 Their pinkies were the only things that didn't get hurt. 10 00:00:30,475 --> 00:00:32,835 Okay, now I'm interested. 11 00:00:32,836 --> 00:00:33,676 Awesome! 12 00:00:33,679 --> 00:00:38,059 Two things, Rex... first, if you decide to play, you've got to enroll in school. 13 00:00:48,056 --> 00:00:50,526 And second, in order to win the state championship, 14 00:00:50,524 --> 00:00:53,904 we're gonna have to beat... them. 15 00:01:00,888 --> 00:01:02,678 Who's next?! 16 00:01:02,713 --> 00:01:03,763 Huh? 17 00:01:04,589 --> 00:01:07,419 Oh, I am so in. 18 00:01:07,414 --> 00:01:08,624 Yeah! 19 00:01:10,930 --> 00:01:13,530 ♪ So make way to start the revolution ♪ 20 00:01:13,525 --> 00:01:14,355 ♪ make way ♪ 21 00:01:14,359 --> 00:01:16,329 ♪ we're gonna have fun tonight ♪ 22 00:01:16,330 --> 00:01:18,750 ♪ make way to start the revolution ♪ 23 00:01:18,747 --> 00:01:20,657 ♪ so make way ♪ 24 00:01:21,420 --> 00:01:24,120 ♪ so make way to start the revolution ♪ 25 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:26,637 ♪ make way to start the revolution ♪ 26 00:01:26,634 --> 00:01:28,504 ♪ so make way ♪ 27 00:01:34,290 --> 00:01:35,690 Okay, here's your story. 28 00:01:35,683 --> 00:01:37,743 You're a transfer student from Albuquerque... 29 00:01:37,745 --> 00:01:38,565 Thanks, I... 30 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,716 Where you were Captain of the state-champion table-tennis team. 31 00:01:40,713 --> 00:01:42,793 I got you in all the easy classes except for one. 32 00:01:42,796 --> 00:01:45,696 The only math class open was Trig, which could be a problem. 33 00:01:45,700 --> 00:01:46,810 Actually, I... 34 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:48,416 You've got to keep a passing average to play, 35 00:01:48,419 --> 00:01:49,969 so just attend all your classes and pray 36 00:01:49,964 --> 00:01:52,244 that there's no pop quizzes for the week you're gonna be here. 37 00:01:52,244 --> 00:01:53,444 You got all that? 38 00:01:53,921 --> 00:01:55,241 Great. Here we are. 39 00:01:55,247 --> 00:01:56,277 Ready for some practice? 40 00:01:56,276 --> 00:01:59,396 Put your hands in your pockets, keep your he down, and walk fast. 41 00:01:59,392 --> 00:02:01,222 What's the shirt for? 42 00:02:22,006 --> 00:02:23,026 Whoa! 43 00:02:23,025 --> 00:02:23,895 Yeah. 44 00:02:23,897 --> 00:02:26,747 People around here take this game pretty seriously. 45 00:02:26,742 --> 00:02:29,592 I don't get this much respect when I save the world. 46 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,040 What can I say, man? 47 00:02:31,037 --> 00:02:32,757 It's table-tennis season. 48 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:38,813 It's a pleasure to have you on board, son. 49 00:02:38,819 --> 00:02:40,269 Heard great things about you. 50 00:02:40,271 --> 00:02:44,231 I, uh, do have some questions about your transcripts, though. 51 00:02:44,238 --> 00:02:45,598 Principal Rothberger. 52 00:02:45,601 --> 00:02:50,451 I, uh, tried calling this principal Haha from your previous school. 53 00:02:51,271 --> 00:02:53,811 He's really good at the game, sir. 54 00:02:53,818 --> 00:02:54,898 Really? 55 00:02:54,901 --> 00:02:57,721 Good enough to stand up to our problem at East Side? 56 00:02:57,975 --> 00:02:59,765 Wrists look a little skinny. 57 00:02:59,882 --> 00:03:02,642 You got to have powerful wrists to get a good backspin. 58 00:03:10,618 --> 00:03:13,938 7,500 horses powerful enough for you? 59 00:03:16,337 --> 00:03:18,567 Well, everything seems to be in order, son. 60 00:03:24,336 --> 00:03:25,886 It's just like regular tennis. 61 00:03:25,890 --> 00:03:29,190 You work with your partner, set up the shot, then... 62 00:03:30,338 --> 00:03:32,118 Or you could just do that. 63 00:04:01,966 --> 00:04:04,186 Anything for our champions. 64 00:04:04,186 --> 00:04:06,326 I can get used to this. 65 00:04:11,064 --> 00:04:15,294 Of course, if you don't win the championship, you're a dead man. 66 00:04:17,896 --> 00:04:20,156 No pressure or anything. 67 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:26,365 That's Mr. Buchiner's Trig class. 68 00:04:26,371 --> 00:04:29,651 The guy's love for triangles is a little unnatural. 69 00:04:32,081 --> 00:04:33,621 Mr. Nixon. 70 00:04:33,624 --> 00:04:36,514 So, this is the new table-tennis whiz. 71 00:04:36,564 --> 00:04:41,334 Well, Trigonometry may not get you the ladies the way that so-called sport does, 72 00:04:41,340 --> 00:04:42,900 but consider this... 73 00:04:42,896 --> 00:04:46,916 Without Trigonometry, there would be no table tennis. 74 00:04:47,843 --> 00:04:50,353 Okay. Sure. 75 00:04:50,755 --> 00:04:52,735 Nice suit, by the way. 76 00:04:53,239 --> 00:04:56,669 Is he the sixth-deadliest teacher on the planet or something? 77 00:05:00,303 --> 00:05:02,183 There are some pretty good players at the other schools... 78 00:05:02,190 --> 00:05:03,750 Almost as good as me. 79 00:05:05,127 --> 00:05:07,777 It won't be fair to use your evo powers on normal kids. 80 00:05:07,773 --> 00:05:10,173 But when we go up against the twins... 81 00:05:10,658 --> 00:05:12,398 - Hyah! - Game over. 82 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:14,827 Wow. 83 00:05:16,174 --> 00:05:17,994 Aah. 84 00:05:18,457 --> 00:05:19,597 Hey! 85 00:05:22,671 --> 00:05:23,841 Drop the weapon! 86 00:05:23,844 --> 00:05:25,234 It's not a weapon! 87 00:05:26,985 --> 00:05:27,885 It's a camera. 88 00:05:30,935 --> 00:05:32,485 Who are you working for? 89 00:05:32,483 --> 00:05:33,763 East Side High. 90 00:05:34,044 --> 00:05:35,134 Please don't kill me! 91 00:05:35,140 --> 00:05:36,970 You're a spy?! 92 00:05:37,077 --> 00:05:38,967 For table tennis?! 93 00:05:39,285 --> 00:05:41,735 Please don't break it! That's my dad's camera! 94 00:05:41,733 --> 00:05:44,673 Get out of here! We've got nothing to hide. 95 00:05:45,501 --> 00:05:47,421 See you at the match Saturday. 96 00:05:47,423 --> 00:05:48,923 Bring your camera. 97 00:05:51,295 --> 00:05:54,955 Looks like you might have some actual competition, boys. 98 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,864 School's actually a pretty cool deal. 99 00:06:18,868 --> 00:06:20,468 Home EC rocks! 100 00:06:20,470 --> 00:06:22,710 I got a C-plus on my cake. 101 00:06:23,974 --> 00:06:25,614 Uh, that's... great. 102 00:06:25,615 --> 00:06:27,285 I get to hang around other kids, 103 00:06:27,283 --> 00:06:29,043 I'm learning all sorts of interesting things, 104 00:06:29,051 --> 00:06:32,441 and there's no evo monsters trying to pound my face into the ground. 105 00:06:32,442 --> 00:06:34,142 Glad you're having such a good time, 106 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:37,424 because your next class is no piece of cake. 107 00:06:37,610 --> 00:06:40,400 Hate to leave you to the wolves, buddy, but I'm precalculous. 108 00:06:40,393 --> 00:06:43,063 The excitement of Trig was last semester for me. 109 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,400 No problema. 110 00:06:44,394 --> 00:06:47,014 I perfected the art of pretending to be awake 111 00:06:47,017 --> 00:06:49,547 during all those boring Providence briefings. 112 00:06:49,551 --> 00:06:51,421 Just hope Buchiner doesn't spring a... 113 00:06:56,643 --> 00:06:58,153 Pop quiz?! 114 00:06:58,324 --> 00:06:59,324 Pop quiz?! 115 00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:00,150 Pop quiz?! 116 00:07:00,146 --> 00:07:01,096 Pop quiz?! 117 00:07:01,101 --> 00:07:02,231 What?! 118 00:07:02,559 --> 00:07:04,599 What the devil is Buchiner thinking?! 119 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,860 This could be a table-tennis killer! 120 00:07:20,132 --> 00:07:21,672 We are so hosed. 121 00:07:21,681 --> 00:07:22,781 Any word? 122 00:07:29,030 --> 00:07:33,800 How am I supposed to know the difference between a cotangent and a cosecant? 123 00:07:34,372 --> 00:07:36,232 My brain hurts. 124 00:07:37,478 --> 00:07:40,148 We are so totally hosed. 125 00:07:40,593 --> 00:07:41,813 Hey, Noah. 126 00:07:41,937 --> 00:07:44,027 Whoa. What's going on? 127 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,161 The quiz? 128 00:07:45,169 --> 00:07:47,449 Oh, you know, it's just Trig. 129 00:07:47,447 --> 00:07:49,637 Just Trig? 130 00:07:49,883 --> 00:07:51,203 How did he do? 131 00:07:51,657 --> 00:07:57,147 It seems in addition to table tennis, we have a Trigonometry prodigy in our midst. 132 00:07:57,886 --> 00:07:59,326 98%. 133 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,692 You? How? 134 00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:04,760 Did your nanites help you? 135 00:08:04,761 --> 00:08:08,801 It's just trajectories and horizon lines, like aiming my slam cannon. 136 00:08:08,807 --> 00:08:10,947 All that matters is you passed. 137 00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:12,568 You're still on the team! 138 00:08:14,857 --> 00:08:18,037 It's a beautiful day and one we've all been waiting for, 139 00:08:18,032 --> 00:08:22,072 as the state championship table-tennis tournament gets under way. 140 00:08:22,075 --> 00:08:24,045 We'll be covering every ball bounce 141 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:28,036 and paddle smack of this exciting event, so get ready for some action. 142 00:08:30,202 --> 00:08:32,882 All this for table tennis? 143 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:35,007 I know. Isn't it great? 144 00:08:35,011 --> 00:08:36,591 This is an elimination tournament, 145 00:08:36,597 --> 00:08:40,487 two tables at a time, winners move up in the ranks to the final showdown. 146 00:08:40,484 --> 00:08:42,724 You make it sound like the wild west. 147 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,311 I think you're finally getting it. 148 00:08:44,321 --> 00:08:47,291 Hey, found a new partner? 149 00:08:49,472 --> 00:08:50,962 You're next. 150 00:08:51,826 --> 00:08:53,236 Don't mind the boys. 151 00:08:53,236 --> 00:08:55,986 They're just a little enthusiastic. 152 00:08:56,671 --> 00:08:59,701 May the best... team win. 153 00:09:04,362 --> 00:09:07,222 Those guys should get a trophy for good sportsmanship. 154 00:09:07,224 --> 00:09:10,564 Nothing I love more than putting a beatdown on a bully. 155 00:09:10,562 --> 00:09:12,892 This is going to be fun. 156 00:09:12,984 --> 00:09:15,564 Dude, save it for the final. 157 00:09:21,016 --> 00:09:22,136 Huh? 158 00:09:22,141 --> 00:09:23,421 This isn't me. 159 00:09:23,424 --> 00:09:25,594 Something's messing with my nanites. 160 00:09:26,328 --> 00:09:27,908 Rex, your hand. 161 00:09:27,946 --> 00:09:29,356 Duh, my hand. 162 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,020 No, your other hand. 163 00:09:31,015 --> 00:09:32,905 You got to be kidding me. 164 00:09:36,735 --> 00:09:39,565 That sleazeball coach just tried to juice me. 165 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,650 Nice try, buddy! 166 00:09:44,828 --> 00:09:46,248 We'll deal with him later. 167 00:09:46,250 --> 00:09:48,330 Let's just focus on winning. 168 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,036 Aah! 169 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:12,710 What are you doing?! 170 00:10:12,706 --> 00:10:14,556 Backhand! Backhand! 171 00:10:14,559 --> 00:10:16,499 You're being too easy on them! 172 00:10:16,498 --> 00:10:18,068 Go for the kill! 173 00:10:34,514 --> 00:10:35,704 Yeah! 174 00:10:36,075 --> 00:10:38,045 Umpire, are you blind?! 175 00:10:38,043 --> 00:10:40,013 Ben Franklin fouled! 176 00:10:41,534 --> 00:10:43,964 Match to the C-Notes. 177 00:10:54,869 --> 00:11:00,329 Final match... East Side evos versus Benjamin Franklin C-Notes. 178 00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:04,237 You'll never beat those guys playing like that. 179 00:11:04,232 --> 00:11:06,112 Gabriel, you missed that drop shot. 180 00:11:06,120 --> 00:11:09,990 Michael, why didn't you use a loop kill after the second service? 181 00:11:09,985 --> 00:11:14,435 You boys going evo was the greatest gift to table tennis I've ever seen. 182 00:11:14,432 --> 00:11:16,042 I hate watching you waste it. 183 00:11:16,045 --> 00:11:17,485 We didn't ask for it. 184 00:11:17,484 --> 00:11:18,514 Gabe. 185 00:11:18,516 --> 00:11:19,766 What are you saying? 186 00:11:19,764 --> 00:11:24,944 It... it would just be nice to do normal things, you know, and have friends. 187 00:11:25,371 --> 00:11:26,231 Friends? 188 00:11:26,233 --> 00:11:30,173 Table tennis is what you do, and you do it better than anyone else. 189 00:11:30,181 --> 00:11:32,551 When you're a champion, nothing else matters. 190 00:11:32,556 --> 00:11:33,806 Yes, dad. 191 00:11:33,807 --> 00:11:37,797 When you inspire fear and respect, you don't need friends. 192 00:11:37,796 --> 00:11:39,726 I promise I'll do my best. 193 00:11:39,729 --> 00:11:41,079 Me too, dad. 194 00:11:41,077 --> 00:11:42,407 You better, boys. 195 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:45,102 Now go out there and be a champion... 196 00:11:45,387 --> 00:11:48,497 Or champions or whatever the heck you are. 197 00:11:55,912 --> 00:11:59,352 If you're trying to psyche me out with your creepy double stink eye, 198 00:11:59,355 --> 00:12:00,905 you're wasting your time. 199 00:12:03,215 --> 00:12:05,465 Okay, now, that creeps me out. 200 00:12:16,381 --> 00:12:17,581 Point! 201 00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,471 Our point, loser. 202 00:12:23,093 --> 00:12:25,303 Oh, it is so on! 203 00:13:04,459 --> 00:13:07,629 Aw, did you break your paddle? 204 00:13:08,799 --> 00:13:10,659 Hope you brought a spare. 205 00:13:10,652 --> 00:13:13,562 As a matter of fact, I did. 206 00:13:21,357 --> 00:13:22,987 Aah! Your serve! 207 00:13:24,593 --> 00:13:26,273 Hey, that's not regulation. 208 00:13:26,279 --> 00:13:29,629 I think we threw out the rulebook a while ago. 209 00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:31,855 I'll allow it. Play ball. 210 00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:14,820 Time to take home the gold. 211 00:14:23,831 --> 00:14:24,751 Whoa. 212 00:14:24,755 --> 00:14:25,955 Double whoa. 213 00:14:25,961 --> 00:14:28,531 What are you waiting for? Serve the ball! 214 00:14:32,777 --> 00:14:34,367 Point to East Side High. 215 00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:35,917 Match point! 216 00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:49,160 Guys, look what's happening to you. 217 00:14:49,153 --> 00:14:50,393 You've been juiced. 218 00:14:50,401 --> 00:14:52,281 I feel great! 219 00:15:14,885 --> 00:15:16,505 Point to the C-Notes. 220 00:15:20,684 --> 00:15:22,984 You boys are worthless! 221 00:15:24,512 --> 00:15:26,502 What's it gonna take, boys? 222 00:15:39,535 --> 00:15:40,815 Uh, Rex? 223 00:15:40,816 --> 00:15:44,206 Guys, I know what you're going through. Just let me... 224 00:15:58,986 --> 00:16:01,126 Foul... multiple balls in play. 225 00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:26,090 That's enough! 226 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,409 You're gonna hurt someone. 227 00:16:29,401 --> 00:16:30,851 Good idea. 228 00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:34,800 You first. 229 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,701 Don't just stand there. Go after the shot. 230 00:16:54,117 --> 00:16:55,167 Hey! 231 00:16:58,697 --> 00:17:01,727 You seriously need to work on your parenting skills. 232 00:17:01,726 --> 00:17:05,536 Hey, champ, this better end in a win. 233 00:17:11,873 --> 00:17:14,943 We're not playing table tennis anymore, are we? 234 00:17:24,386 --> 00:17:26,106 Imbeciles. 235 00:17:26,104 --> 00:17:30,514 I wish the earth would open and swallow their substandard tests. 236 00:17:33,539 --> 00:17:35,589 I should have wished for a pony. 237 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:38,290 Aah! 238 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:41,191 Rex, theta equals the arc tangent of "b" squared 239 00:17:41,197 --> 00:17:42,697 plus or minus the square root of "b" 240 00:17:42,699 --> 00:17:46,669 to the 4th minus "g" times gx squared plus yv squared over "g"! 241 00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:47,795 Got it! 242 00:17:51,652 --> 00:17:54,802 In other words, stomp then smack. 243 00:17:54,811 --> 00:17:56,651 Good thinking, Mr. B. 244 00:17:59,088 --> 00:18:02,498 Well, just because I don't like table tennis doesn't mean I'm a jerk. 245 00:18:08,168 --> 00:18:09,748 You need to chill out! 246 00:18:13,505 --> 00:18:14,555 Huh? 247 00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:22,079 So, where is your hotshot teammate? 248 00:18:22,075 --> 00:18:23,565 Where's our trophy? 249 00:18:23,567 --> 00:18:25,767 Where's... 250 00:18:39,848 --> 00:18:41,108 Look out! 251 00:18:42,597 --> 00:18:43,617 Aah! 252 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,596 Win or lose, dude, we're cool! We're cool! 253 00:18:49,727 --> 00:18:51,977 I have no idea who won. 254 00:18:56,726 --> 00:18:57,586 Smack him! 255 00:18:57,591 --> 00:18:59,561 You call that fighting?! 256 00:18:59,569 --> 00:19:01,439 Dude, a little perspective here. 257 00:19:03,285 --> 00:19:05,165 You! 258 00:19:06,726 --> 00:19:09,486 All because of you! 259 00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:12,331 Enough! 260 00:19:26,778 --> 00:19:30,858 Wish I could cure you all the way, but that's all I've got. 261 00:19:31,977 --> 00:19:33,087 It's okay. 262 00:19:33,132 --> 00:19:35,732 I don't think you entirely knew what you were doing. 263 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,225 But you. 264 00:19:38,618 --> 00:19:40,388 What were you thinking? 265 00:19:40,382 --> 00:19:44,542 Just trying to do what's best for my son... sons... whatever. 266 00:19:44,547 --> 00:19:46,407 Do you even know what they want? 267 00:19:46,404 --> 00:19:49,504 What a stupid question. They want to be champions. 268 00:19:49,508 --> 00:19:50,568 Right, boys? 269 00:19:50,571 --> 00:19:53,561 Actually, dad... I... I mean, coach... 270 00:19:53,563 --> 00:19:55,593 We've always hated table tennis. 271 00:19:55,592 --> 00:19:57,362 What we really want to play... 272 00:19:57,842 --> 00:19:59,002 Is piano. 273 00:19:59,010 --> 00:20:00,130 Piano? 274 00:20:00,127 --> 00:20:01,587 We're not kidding. 275 00:20:01,593 --> 00:20:03,393 You're not kidding? 276 00:20:03,775 --> 00:20:04,855 Mm. 277 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:07,930 You know, they have competitions for that. 278 00:20:08,282 --> 00:20:10,292 We're gonna get you the best teachers there are, 279 00:20:10,294 --> 00:20:13,414 and you're gonna win gold records and make me proud. 280 00:20:25,198 --> 00:20:28,128 Young man, after witnessing the destruction you caused... 281 00:20:28,128 --> 00:20:29,348 I caused?! 282 00:20:29,344 --> 00:20:32,494 I have no choice but to disqualify you from the tournament. 283 00:20:32,494 --> 00:20:35,784 And expel you from this high school forever. 284 00:20:35,785 --> 00:20:39,475 And I'm gonna have a word with that principal Haha. 285 00:20:43,187 --> 00:20:45,117 Oh, man. 286 00:20:45,121 --> 00:20:46,851 No golden paddle? 287 00:20:46,856 --> 00:20:49,646 I already cleared a spot in the trophy case. 288 00:20:51,466 --> 00:20:52,776 It was pretty nice. 289 00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:55,860 I was in school for a week, and I was like a regular kid. 290 00:20:55,857 --> 00:20:58,587 I even took a pop quiz, and I got an "A." 291 00:21:00,638 --> 00:21:03,228 I'm glad, Rex, because that's got me thinking. 292 00:21:03,224 --> 00:21:06,024 I've been too lenient in your academic education. 293 00:21:06,124 --> 00:21:07,824 Oh, no. Wait a minute. 294 00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:09,987 Starting today, more regular lessons... 295 00:21:09,984 --> 00:21:12,574 Science, history, Spanish. 296 00:21:12,578 --> 00:21:13,798 Spanish?! 297 00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:14,930 Oh, yes. 298 00:21:14,922 --> 00:21:18,322 And I saw that Trig quiz. 98%? 299 00:21:18,325 --> 00:21:19,985 Do you know how that reflects on me? 300 00:21:19,984 --> 00:21:22,664 I know that you can do better, and you will. 301 00:21:23,954 --> 00:21:26,644 I wonder if Buchiner will take me back. 302 00:21:47,548 --> 00:21:53,478 Synch by Benfo. www.addic7ed.com