♪ andy: Coming to you from the the historic largo theater in los
Andy: Coming to you from the the historic largo theater in los angeles, it's "conan!"
Historic largo theater in los angeles, it's "conan!" I'm andy richter.
Angeles, it's "conan!" I'm andy richter. Tonight, laci mosley.
And now, here he is, conan
o'brien!
♪
O'brien! ♪ [applause]
conan: Thank you, thank you very
much.
Conan: Thank you, thank you very much. Welcome to the program.
Much. Welcome to the program. Terrific show tonight.
Laci mosley from the "scam
goddess" podcast.
Very funny woman.
Goddess" podcast. Very funny woman. Looking forward to talking to
her.
Of course, joined by hundreds of
Her. Of course, joined by hundreds of cardboard people and andy.
Andy, you're real, right?
Cardboard people and andy. Andy, you're real, right? Andy: Mostly.
I'm a little bit of filler.
Conan: Do you get creeped out at
all night after night you're
sitting there with, I think,
All night after night you're sitting there with, I think, almost 500 cardboard cut-outs of
Sitting there with, I think, almost 500 cardboard cut-outs of conan fans across the country.
Almost 500 cardboard cut-outs of conan fans across the country. Does it bum you out?
Conan fans across the country. Does it bum you out? Or is it ok?
Andy: They're the perfect
audience, quiet,
two-dimensional.
Audience, quiet, two-dimensional. Conan: Frightening and sad at
Two-dimensional. Conan: Frightening and sad at the same time.
Speaking of frightening and sad,
The same time. Speaking of frightening and sad, how are you feeling now that the
election cycle is over?
How are you feeling now that the election cycle is over? Andy: It's weird, because, to be
Election cycle is over? Andy: It's weird, because, to be honest, I kind of miss getting
texts from all the political
Honest, I kind of miss getting texts from all the political candidates all the time.
Texts from all the political candidates all the time. Conan: I know what you mean.
Candidates all the time. Conan: I know what you mean. It feels a little weird.
I used to get tons of texts and
I haven't gotten any today.
Andy: I'm glad you brought that
up, conan.
Conan: I didn't.
Up, conan. Conan: I didn't. Andy: Because I'm launching a
new service.
Introducing andy's list, just
New service. Introducing andy's list, just donate $25 to andy's list and
I'll text you seven to eight
Donate $25 to andy's list and I'll text you seven to eight times per day asking you for
more money.
Times per day asking you for more money. Sometimes I'll even mix it up
More money. Sometimes I'll even mix it up and say my name is felicia or
christine baranski.
And say my name is felicia or christine baranski. The more money you donate, the
Christine baranski. The more money you donate, the more texts you get asking for
money.
More texts you get asking for money. Conan: What exactly am I
Money. Conan: What exactly am I donating to?
Is it a non-profit organization?
Donating to? Is it a non-profit organization? Andy: It's similar to that
except this is a profit
non-organization.
Except this is a profit non-organization. Plus, if you sign up for a
Non-organization. Plus, if you sign up for a recurring monthly donation, I'll
also send you threatening emails
Recurring monthly donation, I'll also send you threatening emails and if you donate over $1,000,
Also send you threatening emails and if you donate over $1,000, I'll call your home during
And if you donate over $1,000, I'll call your home during dinner hours and personally
blame you for the state of the
Dinner hours and personally blame you for the state of the country.
Blame you for the state of the country. Conan: Ok, andy, why would
Country. Conan: Ok, andy, why would anyone want this?
Andy: People must like it
Anyone want this? Andy: People must like it because they keep donating to
political candidates.
Because they keep donating to political candidates. And with andy's list, at least
Political candidates. And with andy's list, at least you don't have to be
disappointed when your candidate
You don't have to be disappointed when your candidate eventually loses.
Disappointed when your candidate eventually loses. Conan: Hey, I just got a text
Eventually loses. Conan: Hey, I just got a text from andy's list.
Andy: Consider it your christmas
From andy's list. Andy: Consider it your christmas present, conan.
Conan: Another one?
Present, conan. Conan: Another one? How do I opt out?
Andy: You can opt out at any
time.
Just text back the words "opt
Time. Just text back the words "opt out" in all caps.
Conan: And you'll take me off
Out" in all caps. Conan: And you'll take me off the list?
Andy: Nope.
The list? Andy: Nope. Andy's list.
If you're going to waste your
money, why not waste it on this?
Conan: Thanks, andy.
Money, why not waste it on this? Conan: Thanks, andy. You've wasted everyone's time.
Hey, one of joe biden's first
actions as president-elect has
been to form a covid task force
Actions as president-elect has been to form a covid task force and encourage everyone in
Been to form a covid task force and encourage everyone in america to wear a mask.
And encourage everyone in america to wear a mask. Unfortunately, a lot of
America to wear a mask. Unfortunately, a lot of americans say this policy
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Conan: Ok.
We promise. Conan: Ok. We have a great show tonight.
Laci mosley, I'm told, is having
trouble -- this is real -- is
having trouble getting a wi-fi
Trouble -- this is real -- is having trouble getting a wi-fi signal so we're going to try and
Having trouble getting a wi-fi signal so we're going to try and remedy that situation, improvise
Signal so we're going to try and remedy that situation, improvise a little bit.
Remedy that situation, improvise a little bit. We'll be back laci in a second.
A little bit. We'll be back laci in a second. ♪
♪
conan: We are back.
Yes, having a little trouble
Conan: We are back. Yes, having a little trouble with laci mosley's wi-fi.
But we will get that sorted out
With laci mosley's wi-fi. But we will get that sorted out in just a few minutes.
I did want to bring this up.
In just a few minutes. I did want to bring this up. Last week five states passed
laws that legalized marijuana
use for their citizens including
Laws that legalized marijuana use for their citizens including new jersey.
Use for their citizens including new jersey. The marijuana referendum passed
New jersey. The marijuana referendum passed by a huge margin in new jersey.
Lawmakers say this ad had a lot
By a huge margin in new jersey. Lawmakers say this ad had a lot to do with it.
>> you live in newark.
To do with it. >> you live in newark. How'd you like to be ok with
that?
Vote yes on the new jersey weed
That? Vote yes on the new jersey weed referendum.
Conan: You've probably seen
Referendum. Conan: You've probably seen this, a picture of joe biden
getting attention.
This, a picture of joe biden getting attention. It's been all over twitter.
Getting attention. It's been all over twitter. Take a look.
The thing people are talking
about, obviously, is that the
hat biden's wearing says "we
About, obviously, is that the hat biden's wearing says "we just did" and it's a clever
Hat biden's wearing says "we just did" and it's a clever response to the trump slogan,
Just did" and it's a clever response to the trump slogan, "make america great again" and
Response to the trump slogan, "make america great again" and it looks like the hat caught the
attention to those on the trump
It looks like the hat caught the attention to those on the trump team because donald trump jr.
Attention to those on the trump team because donald trump jr. Posted a photo of himself
Team because donald trump jr. Posted a photo of himself wearing this hat, "but we did it
first, so suck it," not a very
Wearing this hat, "but we did it first, so suck it," not a very classy response which is
First, so suck it," not a very classy response which is probably why kamala harris
Classy response which is probably why kamala harris posted a picture with this hat
Probably why kamala harris posted a picture with this hat "why don't you say that to my
Posted a picture with this hat "why don't you say that to my face, donnie" which got this
response from felicity melania p
Face, donnie" which got this response from felicity melania p "only face to yours to suck"
Response from felicity melania p "only face to yours to suck" a.O.C. Responded "melania, I'm
not sure what you're trying to
A.O.C. Responded "melania, I'm not sure what you're trying to say but I think it's an insult"
Not sure what you're trying to say but I think it's an insult" and eric trump posted this
Say but I think it's an insult" and eric trump posted this picture, "who farted."
And eric trump posted this picture, "who farted." then rudy giuliani jumped in
Picture, "who farted." then rudy giuliani jumped in with a picture of him wearing
Then rudy giuliani jumped in with a picture of him wearing this hat, "you corrupt democrats
With a picture of him wearing this hat, "you corrupt democrats won't be so smug when I unveil
This hat, "you corrupt democrats won't be so smug when I unveil my evidence of massive voter
Won't be so smug when I unveil my evidence of massive voter fraud, 30 million illegal votes"
My evidence of massive voter fraud, 30 million illegal votes" and finally president obama
Fraud, 30 million illegal votes" and finally president obama responded with this picture,
And finally president obama responded with this picture, giuliani in bor at 2".
Responded with this picture, giuliani in bor at 2".
Giuliani in bor at 2". Conan: My guest tonight is a
comedian and actress who appeared on "better call saul"
Comedian and actress who appeared on "better call saul" and on pop tv's "florida girls."
Appeared on "better call saul" and on pop tv's "florida girls." she's also the host of the hit
And on pop tv's "florida girls." she's also the host of the hit podcast, "scam goddess."
She's also the host of the hit podcast, "scam goddess." which is now part of the team
Podcast, "scam goddess." which is now part of the team coco podcast empire!
Which is now part of the team coco podcast empire! Please welcome our good friend,
Coco podcast empire! Please welcome our good friend, very talented, laci mosley.
Laci, how are you?
Very talented, laci mosley. Laci, how are you? Laci: I am good now.
Obviously you see I'm in a
vehicle.
Conan: Let me lay this out for
Vehicle. Conan: Let me lay this out for our viewers.
We were supposed to do a
Our viewers. We were supposed to do a professional zoom interview.
I have been doing them with
Professional zoom interview. I have been doing them with everybody and then suddenly I
have the scam expert on the show
Everybody and then suddenly I have the scam expert on the show and I hear oh, there's a problem
Have the scam expert on the show and I hear oh, there's a problem with the zoom, she doesn't have
And I hear oh, there's a problem with the zoom, she doesn't have wi-fi.
With the zoom, she doesn't have wi-fi. And the next thing I know, half
Wi-fi. And the next thing I know, half an hour later, you're in your
car.
An hour later, you're in your car. This feels like a scam to me.
Car. This feels like a scam to me. Laci: Honestly, it is, conan.
My office is my car.
This is where I do all of my
business.
Conan: This is so suspicious.
Business. Conan: This is so suspicious. Swear to god, if I didn't know
any better, I would say you're
somehow grising -- grifting me
Any better, I would say you're somehow grising -- grifting me right now.
Somehow grising -- grifting me right now. Laci: Just a little bit.
Right now. Laci: Just a little bit. I told you you could come to my
office if we weren't social
distancing and you would be in
Office if we weren't social distancing and you would be in the passenger seat.
Distancing and you would be in the passenger seat. Conan: When I first heard about
The passenger seat. Conan: When I first heard about your podcast, I thought that you
would be, I don't know, making
Your podcast, I thought that you would be, I don't know, making fun of people that scam or
Would be, I don't know, making fun of people that scam or putting them down.
Fun of people that scam or putting them down. That is not the case.
Putting them down. That is not the case. You have great respect for
people who scam.
You think it's an art, don't
People who scam. You think it's an art, don't you?
Laci: I do.
You? Laci: I do. These are con artistes.
I love robbery, I love fraud.
I just don't want to see people
get hurt so if you're scamming a
big bad guy or evil
Get hurt so if you're scamming a big bad guy or evil corporations, I'm totally on
Big bad guy or evil corporations, I'm totally on your side.
Corporations, I'm totally on your side. But if you're hurting people,
Your side. But if you're hurting people, I'm not into that.
Conan: To be clear, you like the
good kind of fraud, the good
kind of felony, the good kind of
Good kind of fraud, the good kind of felony, the good kind of corrupt deception.
Kind of felony, the good kind of corrupt deception. That's the kind you like.
Corrupt deception. That's the kind you like. Laci: Yes!
And believe it or not, there is
a good kind.
Our government is running so
A good kind. Our government is running so many scams on us.
What is a parking ticket?
Many scams on us. What is a parking ticket? It's a scam!
Conan: You think any time your
car gets towed, you think that's
a scam.
Car gets towed, you think that's a scam. Laci: Yes, it is robbery and I
A scam. Laci: Yes, it is robbery and I have been told 12 times and that
is not an exaggeration.
Have been told 12 times and that is not an exaggeration. Conan: I think there's a 50%
Is not an exaggeration. Conan: I think there's a 50% chance you will get towed during
this interview.
Chance you will get towed during this interview. We will see them first put a
This interview. We will see them first put a boot on your car and then you're
going to get jacked up and taken
Boot on your car and then you're going to get jacked up and taken out, right?
Going to get jacked up and taken out, right? Laci: I will.
Out, right? Laci: I will. The car will be moving but I
will continue to do the
interview.
Will continue to do the interview. Conan: The car will be moving
Interview. Conan: The car will be moving backwards and you'll end the
interview at an impound lot.
Backwards and you'll end the interview at an impound lot. Until you brought it up, I
Interview at an impound lot. Until you brought it up, I didn't think about it, but it is
a perfect scam.
Didn't think about it, but it is a perfect scam. They put a ticket on your car
A perfect scam. They put a ticket on your car because they say, what, they're
going to clean the street?
Because they say, what, they're going to clean the street? And then they take the car and
Going to clean the street? And then they take the car and then you have to go and pay to
get a car that you already own
Then you have to go and pay to get a car that you already own back.
Get a car that you already own back. Laci: Yes.
Back. Laci: Yes. Conan: So it begins with the
street cleaning.
You think the street cleaning is
Street cleaning. You think the street cleaning is a scam?
Laci: It is!
A scam? Laci: It is! I've seen -- ok.
I encourage especially in
los angeles during covid when
they stopped giving tickets for
Los angeles during covid when they stopped giving tickets for street cleaning.
They stopped giving tickets for street cleaning. Look outside.
Street cleaning. Look outside. Is your street much dirtier?
Is it?
I don't think so.
And I've seen street cleaners
give tickets after the street
cleaner is already passed and
Give tickets after the street cleaner is already passed and cleaned the street.
Cleaner is already passed and cleaned the street. That's not right.
Cleaned the street. That's not right. Conan: They've got to make that
money.
It's all a scam.
Money. It's all a scam. You see scams, because this is a
passion of yours, you see them
everywhere, right?
Passion of yours, you see them everywhere, right? You see scams everywhere.
Everywhere, right? You see scams everywhere. You see scams when you go to
church I'm told.
Laci: Yes.
Church I'm told. Laci: Yes. I go to a scam church that I
love very much.
Like, for example, there
Love very much. Like, for example, there definitely has been a sermon
where our pastor will come
Definitely has been a sermon where our pastor will come out -- I will not say his name
Where our pastor will come out -- I will not say his name because I don't want to get in
Out -- I will not say his name because I don't want to get in trouble.
Because I don't want to get in trouble. But he'll come out, hello,
Trouble. But he'll come out, hello, congregation, I need on-all to
preorder my book in his name,
Congregation, I need on-all to preorder my book in his name, amen.
Preorder my book in his name, amen. And so preorder the book and I
Amen. And so preorder the book and I send my tithes via venmo and
they remind me.
Send my tithes via venmo and they remind me. There's a v.I.P. Section.
They remind me. There's a v.I.P. Section. Conan: You have a v.I.P. Section
in your church?
Laci: Yes.
In your church? Laci: Yes. Conan: Is it much nicer, like a
sports box in a stadium with
free hotdogs?
Sports box in a stadium with free hotdogs? What's great about the v.I.P.
Free hotdogs? What's great about the v.I.P. Section?
Laci: It's in the front.
It's a big church.
The seats aren't quite different
but they have a rope to keep the
normally -- normie jesus folks
But they have a rope to keep the normally -- normie jesus folks out.
Normally -- normie jesus folks out. It is a goal of mine.
Out. It is a goal of mine. Conan: It doesn't feel like
that's what christ was all
about, let the people paying the
That's what christ was all about, let the people paying the most come to the front.
About, let the people paying the most come to the front. That doesn't seem like that was
Most come to the front. That doesn't seem like that was the message.
Laci: I don't know.
The message. Laci: I don't know. Jesus was turning water into
wine.
Some would say that's bottle
Wine. Some would say that's bottle service.
[laughter]
Service. [laughter] conan: You're right.
He probably did have a bunch of
Conan: You're right. He probably did have a bunch of scams going, now that you think
about it.
Scams going, now that you think about it. I'm curious about something.
About it. I'm curious about something. You are a single person.
I'm guessing you're using the
dating apps as all single young
people are these days, I'm told.
Dating apps as all single young people are these days, I'm told. I go on them every now and then
People are these days, I'm told. I go on them every now and then and my wife gets mad.
Do you -- because you are a
And my wife gets mad. Do you -- because you are a suspicious person and your whole
life is about scams, you must
Suspicious person and your whole life is about scams, you must have a heightened suspicion and
Life is about scams, you must have a heightened suspicion and sense of mistrust when you're on
Have a heightened suspicion and sense of mistrust when you're on a dating app.
Sense of mistrust when you're on a dating app. You must.
A dating app. You must. Laci: I actually like dating
apps.
I feel bad for men on dating
Apps. I feel bad for men on dating apps.
You don't have this problem
Apps. You don't have this problem because you're so tall but if
you're under 5'9", you get
Because you're so tall but if you're under 5'9", you get swiped left on dating apps when
You're under 5'9", you get swiped left on dating apps when in reality if you met a man who
Swiped left on dating apps when in reality if you met a man who was 5'9" in real life and you
In reality if you met a man who was 5'9" in real life and you liked him, you would not
Was 5'9" in real life and you liked him, you would not discriminate.
Liked him, you would not discriminate. I like to tell people no one is
Discriminate. I like to tell people no one is 5'9".
That's a scam of a height.
Conan: You don't think there's
anybody on earth who's 5'9"?
Laci: No, there never has been.
Anybody on earth who's 5'9"? Laci: No, there never has been. Conan: That's a height only on
dating apps?
Laci: Yes, it is not real.
Dating apps? Laci: Yes, it is not real. But I'm 5'1" so I can date
pretty much any height being so
close to the ground and finding
Pretty much any height being so close to the ground and finding change.
Close to the ground and finding change. Conan: I have met you in person
Change. Conan: I have met you in person and you are a smaller, petite
person at 5'1" and I'm curious,
And you are a smaller, petite person at 5'1" and I'm curious, was that something you worried
Person at 5'1" and I'm curious, was that something you worried about when you were younger?
Was that something you worried about when you were younger? Did you make peace with that
About when you were younger? Did you make peace with that right away?
Laci: I've always loved being
Right away? Laci: I've always loved being short and I was hoping that I
would be short enough that I
Short and I was hoping that I would be short enough that I could get the government
Would be short enough that I could get the government benefits but by the time I was
Could get the government benefits but by the time I was 18, unfortunately, I grew a
Benefits but by the time I was 18, unfortunately, I grew a little too tall.
So that was disappointing for
Little too tall. So that was disappointing for me.
Conan: There are government
Me. Conan: There are government benefits under a certain height?
Laci: Yes, yes, there are.
Benefits under a certain height? Laci: Yes, yes, there are. And obviously it's not right to
scam disability communities but
I thought I legitimately would
Scam disability communities but I thought I legitimately would be a part of it and I was bummed
when I wasn't.
Be a part of it and I was bummed when I wasn't. Conan: You got upset that you
When I wasn't. Conan: You got upset that you grew?
Laci: Yes.
Grew? Laci: Yes. Conan: Describe how you find
dating apps, how do you find
them?
Dating apps, how do you find them? What is your process for finding
Them? What is your process for finding a good dating app?
Laci: When I'm looking for love,
A good dating app? Laci: When I'm looking for love, I'm looking for somebody who
will cook dinner, you know, get
my dry cleaning, maybe organize
Will cook dinner, you know, get my dry cleaning, maybe organize my receipts, you know, every
My dry cleaning, maybe organize my receipts, you know, every week and as I started to say
My receipts, you know, every week and as I started to say more, I was like, oh, I think
Week and as I started to say more, I was like, oh, I think I'm looking for an assistant,
More, I was like, oh, I think I'm looking for an assistant, not a boyfriend.
But I am trying to scam a man
Not a boyfriend. But I am trying to scam a man into being my assistant for
love.
Into being my assistant for love. Conan: That's basically what we
Love. Conan: That's basically what we want.
You want maybe -- there's two
Want. You want maybe -- there's two ways to go about it.
You can find a man that you like
Ways to go about it. You can find a man that you like and try to convince him to do
all those things or hire a male
And try to convince him to do all those things or hire a male assistant and start dating him.
All those things or hire a male assistant and start dating him. Laci: Oh, this is a good point.
Assistant and start dating him. Laci: Oh, this is a good point. Step into my office.
Which is my car.
Conan: I can see that.
I heard you say once, you think
virginity is a scam.
Laci: Yeah.
Virginity is a scam. Laci: Yeah. It was created so we would all
feel bad about having sexual
experiences or to control women
Feel bad about having sexual experiences or to control women so I always tell people that you
Experiences or to control women so I always tell people that you can have your virginity back, it
So I always tell people that you can have your virginity back, it only costs $40 to me and I will
Can have your virginity back, it only costs $40 to me and I will send you your v card.
Only costs $40 to me and I will send you your v card. This goes for you, too, conan.
Send you your v card. This goes for you, too, conan. Conan: So you're going to sell
people, for $40, you'll sell
them a card that restores them
People, for $40, you'll sell them a card that restores them their virginity if that's what
Them a card that restores them their virginity if that's what they want.
Their virginity if that's what they want. Laci: Absolutely.
They want. Laci: Absolutely. Everyone can be a advantagin --
virgin again and I want to make
that happen.
Virgin again and I want to make that happen. Conan: If they come across with
That happen. Conan: If they come across with the money?
Laci: Yes.
The money? Laci: Yes. Conan: I would like that card,
please.
I want my virginity back.
Please. I want my virginity back. It was the best 42 years of my
life.
Laci: Come on back.
Life. Laci: Come on back. I'll be in my office on third
street.
Conan: We've talked about this
Street. Conan: We've talked about this and I think you flight
something.
And I think you flight something. You say that anybody who works
Something. You say that anybody who works in hollywood in entertainment is
really part of a scam.
In hollywood in entertainment is really part of a scam. You think the whole town is a
Really part of a scam. You think the whole town is a scam.
Laci: Absolutely.
Scam. Laci: Absolutely. We just get lucky if the scam
that we're participating in
turns out to be legitimate.
That we're participating in turns out to be legitimate. You know how many dark alleyways
Turns out to be legitimate. You know how many dark alleyways I've done down, I could get an
audition or I could be killed.
But you're like, got to see if
Audition or I could be killed. But you're like, got to see if there's an audition down there.
Conan: Sure.
There's an audition down there. Conan: Sure. That was the most cheerful way
anyone's ever said, "or I could
be killed."
Anyone's ever said, "or I could be killed." laci: That's the spice of life
Be killed." laci: That's the spice of life in hollywood u.Never know.
Laci: That's the spice of life in hollywood u.Never know. Conan: What about, like you say,
In hollywood u.Never know. Conan: What about, like you say, head shots.
That industry of head shots, you
Head shots. That industry of head shots, you think that's a scam.
Laci: Head shots are definitely
Think that's a scam. Laci: Head shots are definitely a scam.
All you need to do to get into
A scam. All you need to do to get into the head shot scam is shoot one
famous person or famous adjacent
The head shot scam is shoot one famous person or famous adjacent person and use that picture
Famous person or famous adjacent person and use that picture until the wheels fall off.
Person and use that picture until the wheels fall off. I took photos with a
Until the wheels fall off. I took photos with a photographer who took pictures
of denzel washington's daughter
Photographer who took pictures of denzel washington's daughter and I thought this is very close
Of denzel washington's daughter and I thought this is very close to denzel.
And I thought this is very close to denzel. Conan: That's why you went with
To denzel. Conan: That's why you went with this photographer?
Laci: Yes and he had me out on
This photographer? Laci: Yes and he had me out on the street in the middle of
brooklyn dodging cars in between
The street in the middle of brooklyn dodging cars in between photos and I thought that was
Brooklyn dodging cars in between photos and I thought that was normal.
Photos and I thought that was normal. He didn't have a studio.
Normal. He didn't have a studio. Much like I'm like, this is my
office.
He was like this alleyway is my
Office. He was like this alleyway is my office, now stand by those
bricks, girl.
Office, now stand by those bricks, girl. Conan: Tell me he at least had a
Bricks, girl. Conan: Tell me he at least had a camera.
Laci: He was doing a lot of
Camera. Laci: He was doing a lot of this.
Now think about it.
This. Now think about it. Conan: That's a giveaway.
Yeah.
The fact that no camera ever
came out.
I know that half the country is
Came out. I know that half the country is going to disagree with me.
But I do think part of the
Going to disagree with me. But I do think part of the secret formula for someone like
trump is he can see the results
Secret formula for someone like trump is he can see the results of an election and just look in
Trump is he can see the results of an election and just look in the camera and say, no, I won, I
Of an election and just look in the camera and say, no, I won, I won, and that's -- and he
The camera and say, no, I won, I won, and that's -- and he believes it and he makes other
Won, and that's -- and he believes it and he makes other people believe it and suddenly
Believes it and he makes other people believe it and suddenly everyone around him is going,
People believe it and suddenly everyone around him is going, yeah, he won.
Everyone around him is going, yeah, he won. He might be the best at this
Yeah, he won. He might be the best at this ever.
Laci: He's one of the greatest.
Ever. Laci: He's one of the greatest. When you're talking iconic con
artists, he's up there.
That's the mount rushmore he
Artists, he's up there. That's the mount rushmore he needs to be on, scam rushmore.
That face and that hair.
Needs to be on, scam rushmore. That face and that hair. That hair is fraud.
Conan: Let's not go after weird
hair.
I sympathize with the man.
Hair. I sympathize with the man. That's a big part of my con
since day one.
A good con artist distracts so
Since day one. A good con artist distracts so what I did was I distracted with
this and got away with all kinds
What I did was I distracted with this and got away with all kinds of bullshit in the meantime.
This and got away with all kinds of bullshit in the meantime. That's how I made it.
Of bullshit in the meantime. That's how I made it. Laci: When they found out they
booked the four seasons total
landscaping, I didn't know if it
Booked the four seasons total landscaping, I didn't know if it was an accident.
Landscaping, I didn't know if it was an accident. I was like maybe they're trying
Was an accident. I was like maybe they're trying to save some coins, maybe they
did want to have it at the
To save some coins, maybe they did want to have it at the landscaping between the shop and
Did want to have it at the landscaping between the shop and the crematorium.
Landscaping between the shop and the crematorium. Conan: They needed to make money
The crematorium. Conan: They needed to make money and they figured we'll get a lot
of press for doing this and so
And they figured we'll get a lot of press for doing this and so maybe that was a scam.
Of press for doing this and so maybe that was a scam. Maybe that worked.
Maybe that was a scam. Maybe that worked. Laci: It was cute.
Conan: It's been very nice
talking to you.
Laci: Wonderful.
Talking to you. Laci: Wonderful. Conan: I'm so glad that your
podcast is part of our little
team coco world because it's
Podcast is part of our little team coco world because it's fantastic.
Team coco world because it's fantastic. Laci: Thank you.
Fantastic. Laci: Thank you. Conan: You can listen to laci's
podcast, "scam goddess,"
wherever you get your podcasts.
Podcast, "scam goddess," wherever you get your podcasts. And if you want to meet laci,
Wherever you get your podcasts. And if you want to meet laci, just look for her in her car.
That's where she does,
Just look for her in her car. That's where she does, apparently, interviews, where
you do your taxes.
Apparently, interviews, where you do your taxes. That's where you pete a -- meet
You do your taxes. That's where you pete a -- meet a potential date.
It all happens in the car,
A potential date. It all happens in the car, right?
Laci: It does.
Right? Laci: It does. And conan, come by any time to
my office.
I'll usually be on third street.
My office. I'll usually be on third street. [laughter]
conan: I'll look for the
plymouth valiant on third street
Conan: I'll look for the plymouth valiant on third street and people are walking by.
Plymouth valiant on third street and people are walking by. This will be on national
And people are walking by. This will be on national television.
People are walking by your car.
Television. People are walking by your car. You know what I mean?
Be so great if you rolled down
the window and ordered a
hamburger through the window.
The window and ordered a hamburger through the window. Laci: My life is a scam.
Hamburger through the window. Laci: My life is a scam. I don't want it to be this way
but it is.
Conan: This is perfect.
But it is. Conan: This is perfect. When you think about it, this
was an accident but the fact
that you couldn't get wi-fi and
Was an accident but the fact that you couldn't get wi-fi and you're doing it from your car,
That you couldn't get wi-fi and you're doing it from your car, for you, laci, and what you're
You're doing it from your car, for you, laci, and what you're all about, it's perfect,
For you, laci, and what you're all about, it's perfect, presidents perfection.
All about, it's perfect, presidents perfection. Thank you very much and take
Presidents perfection. Thank you very much and take care of yourself.
Laci: You, too, conan.
Care of yourself. Laci: You, too, conan. Cona
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conan: Ok, that's our show.
Good night, everybody.
Conan: Ok, that's our show. Good night, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow!
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