[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ANDY: COMING TO YOU FROM THE
HISTORIC LARGO THEATER IN LOS
ANGELES, IT'S CONAN!
I'M ANDY RICHTER.
TONIGHT, BRYAN CRANSTON.
AND NOW, HERE HE IS, CONAN
O'BRIEN!
[LAUGHTER]
CONAN: GOOD EVENING.
AND WELCOME TO OUR SHOW.
WE ARE VERY EXCITED TONIGHT
BECAUSE ONE OF MY FAVORITE
PEOPLE, I THINK YOURS AS WELL,
MR. BRYAN CRANSTON IS GOING TO
BE HERE IN PERSON, NO ZOOM, IN
PERSON.
WE HAD HIM TESTED 75 TIMES FOR
COVID.
[LAUGHTER]
WHICH HE SAID WAS EXCESSIVE.
AND I THINK IT WAS JUST THE
RIGHT AMOUNT.
BUT HE'S GOING TO BE HERE
SITTING WITH ME AND HAVING A
CHAT, AND I CAN'T WAIT BECAUSE,
GOD, I DO LOVE THAT GUY.
AND I LOVE THAT HE'S HERE IN
PERSON.
ANDY: YEAH, WE HAVE COMPANY
TODAY.
CONAN: WE HAVE COMPANY.
ANDY: IT'S SO NICE.
CONAN: I'M WEARING PANTS.
LOVE THAT.
BEFORE HE COMES OUT, I DID WANT
TO MENTION, THIS IS OUR LAST
SHOW THAT WE'RE GOING TO BE
AIRING BEFORE VALENTINE'S DAY.
SO I NEEDED TO DO THIS.
VALENTINE'S DAY VERY -- A VERY
IMPORTANT TIME.
WE HAVE A NEW SPONSOR IN HONOR
OF VALENTINE'S DAY.
LET ME JUST SAY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS AD THAT
YOU'RE GOING TO SEE RIGHT NOW.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT.
I'M NOT GOING TO TRY.
WHY DON'T WE JUST SHOW IT?
AND I'LL APOLOGIZE AFTERWARDS.
HERE WE GO.
>> LOVE CREAM, LOVE CREAM.
LOVE CREAM.
THIS VALENTINE'S DAY SHOW THE
ONE YOU LOVE HOW MUCH YOU LOVE
THEM WITH THE ONE CREAM THAT
SAYS, I LOVE YOU.
LOVE CREAM.
LOVE CREAM IS FORMULATED TO
PROVIDE THE MOST LOVE POSSIBLE.
USE LOVE CREAM FOR AND, AND
ALSO, AND THIS, OR ALSO.
LOVE CREAM CONTAINS 50% MORE
LOVE THAN THE LEADING BRAND OF
CREAM BASED LOVE.
LOVE CREAM HERE.
AND LOVE CREAM THERE.
LOVE CREAM FOR HER.
AND LOVE CREAM FOR HIM.
LOVE CREAM.
FALL IN CREAM ALL OVER AGAIN
WITH LOVE CREAM.
CONAN: OK.
AND I'M SORRY, YOU KNOW?
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
GOT TO GET THE LOVE CREAM.
ANDY: IT WAS A JOURNEY.
CONAN: IT WAS A JOURNEY.
IT WAS A JOURNEY AND WE'VE
ARRIVED.
AND WE HAVE A WONDERFUL SHOW
TONIGHT.
DON'T LET THAT FOOL YOU.
BRYAN CRANSTON, HERE IN PERSON.
WE'LL TAKE
CONAN: MY GUEST TONIGHT IS A
TONY AWARD WINNER THAT WAS IN
"BREAKING BAD."
NOW YOU CAN SEE HIM IN "YOUR
HONOR."
PLEASE WELCOME, BRYAN CRANSTON.
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE IN
PERSON.
BRYAN: SO GOOD TO BE HERE.
CONAN: YOU LEFT YOUR HOME AND
WENT SOME PLACE.
BRYAN: TO DRIVE.
JUST TO GET OUT.
IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME, THANK
YOU.
CONAN: YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT
BEING IN THE SHOW.
YOU JUST WANTED TO GET OUT.
BRYAN: THAT'S PRIMARILY IT.
I HAVE A COUPLE OF THINGS I NEED
TO PICK UP AT THE STORE.
CONAN: I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS
WHILE YOU SHOP.
BRYAN: WELL, IT WILL BE AS
EXCITING AS YOUR OTHER EPISODES.
CONAN: ZING!
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T COME HERE TO
BE INSULTED BY YOU.
WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHY I CAME HERE.
WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.
S THAT REUNION OF SORTS BECAUSE
I KNOW YOU WORKED WITH THE GREAT
ANDY RICHTER.
ANDY, YOU GUYS HAVE WORKED
TOGETHER.
ANDY: WE HAVE.
A COUPLE OF FEW TIMES.
WE DID A MOVIE TOGETHER.
AND THEN I WAS IN AN EPISODE OF
"MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE."
BRYAN: THE MOVIE WAS AN ADULT
SEX MOVIE, SO WE DON'T USUALLY
TALK ABOUT THAT ONE.
ANDY: YEAH.
BRYAN: HE WAS TERRIFIC.
CONAN: WELL, I'VE SEEN THE MOVIE
FOUR TIMES.
YOU ARE FORGETTABLE --
BRYAN: COMPLETELY FORGETTABLE.
HE IS AN AMAZING, I AS I MAG.
IT WAS A MOVIE CALLED "SEEING
OTHER PEOPLE."
CONAN: I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS
WAS FROM.
THIS IS A STILL I WAS GIVEN OF
THE TWO OF YOU.
BRYAN: I THINK IN THIS ONE, ANDY
WAS TELLING ME ABOUT HIS SEXUAL
PROWESS.
ANDY: I JUST WAS DOING THAT.
CONAN: ANDY IS SO PROUD OF
WORKING WITH YOU, THAT THIS IS
HI DRIVER'S LICENSE VOTTO.
IT'S -- HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE
PHOTO.
IT'S THE TWO OF YOU.
IT'S THE ONLY DRIVER'S LICENSE
OF THE TWO OF YOU THAT EXISTS.
ANDY: FROM THE LIGHTNING OF
THAT, YOU COULD TELL THEY COULD
AFFORD HIM AND ME.
CONAN: HI BUDGET -- HIGH BUDGET
PRODUCTION.
>> YOU AND I ARE MORE THAN SIX
FEET APART.
AND ANDY I INSIST BE 65 FEET
AWAY FROM ME.
ANDY: IT WAS A COURT THING.
DROIN
BRYAN: A RESTRAINING ORDER.
THAT WAS THE MINIMUM.
CONAN: I'VE TALKED TO YOU
SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE.
WE'VE ALWAYS HAD A WONDERFUL
TIME.
YOU SEEM ANNOYED MOST OF THE
TIME.
BRYAN: YOU HAVE HAD A WONDERFUL
TIME.
I'LL ACKNOWLEDGE THAT FOR YOU.
CONAN: I'VE REALLY ENJOYED
TALKING TO YOU.
YOU ALWAYS SEEM EH, TAKE IT OR
LEAVE IT.
YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED 32 YEARS.
AND JUST AN INCREDIBLE MARRIAGE
ESPECIALLY IN THIS BUSINESS OF
SHOW.
BRYAN: WELL, IT'S COLLECTIVE.
I'VE BEEN MARRIED FIVE TIMES.
[LAUGHTER]
I STILL LOOK AT IT AS A SUCCESS.
CONAN: IF YOU LOOK AT IT THAT
WAY, MICKEY ROONEY WAS MARRIED
FOR 160 YEARS.
HOW DID YOU AND YOUR WIFE MEET?
BRYAN: WE MET -- AND -- WELL, WE
WERE GUEST STARS.
MY WIFE ROBIN DIERDEN WAS AN
ACTOR.
AND SHE'S RETIRED NOW.
WE MET A SHOW CALLED "AIR WOLF."
DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?
CONAN: OH, MY GOD.
I REMEMBER THAT SHOW.
BRYAN: IT WAS A THEME SHOW WITH
A GREAT THUMPING MUSIC.
AND AS THE SHOW ROLLED ON IT WAS
LIKE -- YOU STARTED LOSING
INTEREST.
CONAN: I REMEMBER THAT THEME SO
WELL.
BRYAN: YOU DO?
CONAN: I DO.
AND BASICALLY I HATE TO ADMIT
THIS BUT IT'S HOW I START MOST
OF MY MORNINGS.
I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE A LOOK
RIGHT NOW.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE
OPENING TO "AIR WOLF."
♪
[LAUGHTER]
CONAN: WHAT A DIFFERENT TIME IN
TELEVISION.
BRYAN: IT IS.
[LAUGHTER]
WHEN YOU KNOW THEY SPEND A
FORTUNE ON JUST THE THEME SONG
AND THE VISUALS.
THIS WAS SEVEN MINUTES OF THE
SHOW.
CONAN: I KNOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT'S INCREDIBLE,
WATCHING THIS NOW, YOU REALIZE
--
BRYAN: IT GOES ON FOR ANOTHER
SIX AND A HALF MINUTES.
CONAN: LET'S BE CLEAR TO OUR
VIEWERS, YOUNGER PEOPLE CANNOT
BELIEVE HOW LONG SHOW OPENINGS
USED TO BE.
WHAT HAS HAPPENED THEY'VE
COMPLETELY GONE AWAY.
THERE'S A QUICK --
BRYAN: BAD, PA, PADA.
COPE AND THEN YOU'RE INTO IT.
THAT'S A SMALL FRACTION OF THE
OPENING OF THE SHOW.
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO --
THE OPENING TO "CHIPS" I CLOCKED
IT AT 45 MINUTES.
BRYAN: IT WAS LIKE THE
"HAWAII-5-0."
IT WAS AN EXCITING HAWAII
EXPERIENCE AND WOW!
CONAN: I KNOW WE'RE BEING VERY
COVID SAFE.
YOU AND YOUR WIFE CONTRACTED
COVID EARLY ON IN THE PANDEMIC,
IS THAT RIGHT?
BRYAN: WE DIDN'T HAVE IT.
WE HAD TO HIRE A CONTRACTER THAT
WE GOT IT.
IT WAS VERY IMPORTANT TO US.
CONAN: HOW MUCH DID IT COST YOU?
BRYAN: YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO
THE CHEAPEST ONE OR THE HIGHEST
PRICE.
NICE DOSE OF COVID.
THAT WAS ALMOST A YEAR AGO IN
MARCH OF LAST YEAR.
CONAN: AND HOW BAD WAS IT?
BRYAN: IN 2020, THE GREATEST
YEAR OF OUR LIVES.
WE WERE VERY LUCKY.
WE -- ACTUALLY, I HAD TWO AND A
HALF DAYS THREE DAYS OF BODY
ACHES.
IT STAYED THERE, BUT IT DIDN'T
NAIL ME.
I NEVER WAS FORCED TO STAY IN
BED.
BUT IT JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT.
AND EXHAUSTION, PURE EXHAUSTION
FOR A WEEK.
I COULDN'T TAKE ENOUGH NAPS.
I WOULD GO FOR A WALK AND HAVE
TO SIT DOWN AGAIN.
IT WAS EXHAUSTING.
A LITTLE BIT OF -- OF A
HEAVYNESS IN MY CHEST FOR MAYBE
HALF A DAY AND THAT WAS IT.
CONAN: SO YOU GOT LUCKY.
BRYAN: I LOST MY SENSE OF TASTE
AND SMELL.
CONAN: YOU DID?
WHICH IS A COMMON SIDE EFFECT.
BRYAN: AND YOU SMELL VERY GOOD.
AND I WAS DISAPPOINTING --
DISAPPOINTED TODAY THAT I WASN'T
GOING TO BE ABLE TO SMELL YOU.
CONAN: I HAVE A PINE SENT.
BRYAN: VERY OUTDOORSY.
CONAN: THERE'S A LOT OF
DOWNSIDES LOSING YOUR TASTE AN
SMELL NOT BEING ABLE TO TASTE
INCREDIBLE FOODS.
THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME UPSIDE.
BRYAN: YOU DON'T SMELL THE DOG
POOP OR THE VOMIT THAT SOMEBODY
-- AND I DO IT BECAUSE I STICK
MY NOSE RIGHT IN IT, NO, I DON'T
SMELL IT.
[LAUGHTER]
NO.
CONAN: BECAUSE I SAW YOU THREE
MONTHS AGO -- YOUR FACE WAS
COVERED IN DOG SHIT AND YOU
DIDN'T SEEM TO CARE.
BRYAN: BECAUSE I COULDN'T SMELL
CONAN: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
"YOUR HONOR," WHICH I LOVE THIS
SHOW.
BRYAN: OH, GOOD.
CONAN: AND I ACTUALLY GOT VERY
WRAPPED UP IN IT.
IT'S A FANTASTIC IDEA FOR A
SHOW.
AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS
ABOUT THE SHOW IS HOW YOUR
CHARACTER -- THIS -- THIS JUDGE
IS A VERY DECENT, YOU KNOW, IS A
VERY DECENT PERSON WITH A VERY
STRONG MORAL CODE WHO HAS TO
MAKE THESE DECISIONS TO SAVE HIS
SON.
AND SO EVERY STEP OF THE WAY, I
UNDERSTAND WHY OUR CHARACTER IS
DOING WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
AND AT THE SAME TIME, THESE ARE
DECISIONS, WHICH ARE -- GO
AGAINST EVERYTHING THAT YOU
BELIEVE IS RIGHT.
BRYAN: THAT'S WHAT GOT ME HOOKED
ON THE SHOW TO DO IT IN THE
FIRST PLACE WAS THAT PREMISE IS
IF YOU REALLY THOUGHT YOUR CHILD
WAS IN DANGER OF BEING KILLED,
WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO PROTECT HIM
OR HER?
YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING,
EVERYTHING.
AND I TALKED TO ANY PARENT AND
THEY SAID, YEP, I WOULD BECOME A
CRIMINAL.
AND MY CHARACTER IS A SUPERIOR
COURT JUDGE.
AND HE DOES.
HE LIES TO AUTHORITIES, WHICH IS
A CRIME.
HE DESTROYS EVIDENCE.
HE CREATES ALIBIS.
HE MANIPULATES JURIES.
HE'S DOING WHATEVER HE CAN TO
KEEP HIS SON ALIVE.
AND EACH STEP IS GOING SO
AGAINST HIS PRINCIPLES THAT IT'S
ERODING HIS SOUL.
CONAN: AND IT KEEPS GOING DEEPER
AND DEEPER AND DEEPER.
AND I ALSO LOVE THAT IT TAKES
PLACE IN NEW ORLEANS WHICH TO
ME, I WOULD WANT TO -- IF I WAS
EVER INVOLVED IN SOME SHOW BIZ
VENTURE AND THEY SAID PICK A
CITY WHERE IT MIGHT HAPPEN I
MIGHT CHOOSE NEW ORLEANS JUST
FOR THE FOOD ALONE.
BRYAN: YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT
GOING TO HAPPEN FOR YOU.
[LAUGHTER]
CONAN: YOU DON'T THINK --
BRYAN: THEY'RE NOT GOING TO SAY
BE INVOLVED IN AN ENTERTAINING
PROGRAM OF SOME SORT.
I THINK YOU'VE SHOD YOUR WAD
HERE.
CONAN: I THINK I'M DOING REALLY
WELL.
ANDY: BRYAN, THANK YOU.
[LAUGHTER]
BRYAN: RIGHT?
ANDY: I TALK UNTIL I'M BLUE IN
THE FACE.
[LAUGHTER]
BRYAN: AND HOW HAS IT BEEN ALL
THESE YEARS, MY FRIEND?
YOU HAVE TO WALK THAT LINE
BETWEEN BEING SUPPORTIVE AND
BECOME SYCOPHANTIC.
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE AN
ASS-KISSER.
BUT YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT HIM.
HAVE YOU EVER REALLY COME OUT
AND TOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT A
MONOLOGUE THAT HE DID AND SAID
THAT WAS TERRIBLE?
ANDY: NO.
I JUST -- I JUST -- NOT
SPECIFICALLY.
I JUST GENERALLY KEEP HIM
FRIGHTENED OF ME.
YEAH, YEAH.
CONAN: YEAH, ANDY, EARLY ON,
SORT OF INTIMATED THAT HE HAD A
VERY VIOLENT TEMPER AND HE'S
PHYSICALLY ONE OF THE STRONGEST
PEOPLE I'VE EVER MET.
ANDY: THE FIRST THING I DO EVERY
DAY AT WORK IS I COME IN AND I
HAVE A PUMPKIN AND I CRUSH IT IN
MY HANDS AND THEN WE'RE FINE.
CONAN: YEAH, SO I DON'T MESS
WITH ANDY.
I KNOW YOU THINK IT'S UNLIKELY
THAT I WILL BECOME A SERIOUS
ACTOR OF GREAT RENOWN.
BUT I DID MEAN WHAT I SAID.
I WOULD WANT TO BE IN NEW
ORLEANS.
ARE YOU EATING THE FOOD?
BECAUSE I SEE -- THERE WAS ONE
EPISODE WHERE YOU WERE HAVING
THIS GIANT SHRIMP DINNER.
I'M THINKING ARE YOU'D -- ARE
YOU EATING THE FOOD?
OR ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE ACTORS
THAT YOU PRETEND?
BRYAN: I ALWAYS EAT ON THE SET.
THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN A PET PEEVE
OF MINE TO SEE A SCENE, THANKS
GIVING DINNER OR SOMETHING AND
PEOPLE ARE PUSHING AROUND THE
FOOD AND NO ONE'S REALLY EATING
AND EVERYBODY'S LIKE HA, HA, HA.
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.
PART OF -- PART OF CREATING A
DRAMATIC INTERPRETATION OF A
SCENARIO IS TO BE -- TO BE AS
REAL AS POSSIBLE.
EAT THE FOOD.
AND SO YOU'LL SEE ME CHOWING
DOWN.
THAT WAS REAL SHRIMP.
AND WE WERE DIPPING IN THE
SAUCE.
SOME WERE HOTTER THAN OTHERS.
YOUR EYES ARE WATERING.
IT WAS -- IT WAS GREAT.
CONAN: IT'S ONE OF MY PET PEEVES
ABOUT JON CRIE YOU'RE.
-- JOHN CRY OR.
HE'S A TERRIFIC ACTOR.
ANY TIME THAT SHOW IS ON, HE'S
JUST PUSHING THE FOOD AND
PUSHING IT AROUND.
JON CRYOR EAT THE FOOD.
BRYAN: THAT SHOW IS GOING TO GO
NOWHERE.
[LAUGHTER]
CONAN: SO YOU EAT THE FOOD.
WHAT ABOUT LOVE SCENES?
BRYAN: I EAT THE FOOD IN LOVE
SCENES.
CONAN: I NOTICE WHENEVER YOU
HAVE A SEX SCENE THROUGHOUT YOUR
CAREER, YOU'VE GOT FOOD ON THE
NIGHT STAND AND YOU'RE TAKING A
LOT OF BREAKS.
BRYAN: OH, YEAH, FOOD, WHIPPED
CREAM, STRAWBERRIES.
YEAH, YEAH.
[LAUGHTER]
I WANT TO BE AUTHENTIC.
SO I HAVE TO GO TO MY PARTNER
AND SAY, WE REALLY HAVE TO HAVE
SEX.
OR WE'RE LIARS.
OR WE ARE JUST CHARLATANS.
[LAUGHTER]
CONAN: AND HOW DOES THAT GO OVER
?
BRYAN: SEVERAL LAWSUITS WHICH I
CAN'T TALK ABOUT.
I'VE STILL GOT MY FINGERS
CROSSED IT'S GOING TO WORK SOME
DAY.
CONAN: YEAH, UH-HUH.
YOU KNOW, I VERY MUCH -- I'M A
FAN OF THE SHOW "YOUR HONOR,"
VERY HAPPY FOR YOU THAT IT IS
SUCH AN EXCELLENT SHOW.
AND I WANTED TO SHOW A CLIP FROM
THE SHOW.
BRYAN: OH, GOOD.
CONAN: WELL, HERE'S THE PROBLEM.
BECAUSE IT'S BEHIND -- IT'S
APPARENTLY, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO
SHOW A CLIP.
BRYAN: WHY?
CONAN: WE WENT TO GET A CLIP.
THEY SAID WE CAN'T RELEASE A
CLIP TO YOU.
IT'S ME CONAN O'BRIEN.
BRYAN: IS IT ANYONE BUT CONAN
ANSWER.
GOD, I HATE HEARING THAT.
CONAN: I ACTUALLY DID TRY TO GET
THE CLIP.
MY PRODUCER CALLED ME AND SAID
NO, THEY WON'T RELEASE A CLIP.
PAY WALL I SUPPOSE.
SOMETHING'S GOING ON.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.
WE HAVE TO SHOW SOME CLIP.
SO HERE WE GO.
♪
[LAUGHTER]
CONAN: OH, MY GOD, THOSE ARE
INTENSE EYES.
BRYAN: MICHAEL VINCENT.
CONAN: AND I THINK THIS SHOW WAS
ON FOR SEVEN YEARS, SIX YEARS.
BRYAN: I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING
LIKE THAT.
CONAN: IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I
TALKED TO RECENTLY -- AND -- AND
IT WAS SO CLEAR TO ME WHEN I WAS
TALKING TO YOU THAT ONE OF THE
THINGS YOU'RE PROUDEST OF YOU
HAVE BEEN THIS JOURNEYMAN ACTOR.
YOU'VE MADE YOUR LIVING AS AN
ACTOR.
I THINK PEOPLE JUST FOCUS ON,
OH, MY GOD, THERE'S THIS MASSIVE
HIT, "BREAKING BAD" AND IT'S
THIS ICONIC WORLDWIDE
PHENOMENON.
WHAT THEY FORGET THAT YOU WERE
BAD GUY NUMBER TWO IN THE SHOW
THAT RAN IN THE 1980'S THAT MOST
PEOPLE AREN'T THINKING ABOUT
ANYMORE, AND THAT IS A BIG PART
OF THE TRADE OF PEOPLE THAT GET
INTO ACTING.
AND YOU'RE LUCKY TO GET THAT.
BRYAN: AND THAT SHOW YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT, I WAS VERY
FORTUNATE BECAUSE I WAS CAST AS
BAD GUY NUMBER THREE.
AND I WAS PROMOTED TO BAD GUY
NUMBER TWO.
[LAUGHTER]
WHAT IS STREW THAT FOR AN ACTOR
YOU GET THOSE.
HOTEL CLERK, BUSBOY, DRUNKEN
FRAT BOY, ALL THOSE GUYS.
AND WHEN YOU FINALLY GET A NAME,
IT'S LIKE, OH, GOD, I'M DARRYL!
I'M DARRYL!
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SO EXCITED.
IF YOU GET A LAST NAME, YOU'VE
MADE IT.
YOU HAVE -- YOU HAVE MADE IT
ONCE YOU GET A LAST NAME.
CONAN: WE'VE MADE IT CLEAR, I AM
NOT AN ACTOR AND SHOULDN'T BE A
AN ACTOR.
WHEN I GOT OUT HERE IN 1985,
1986, SOMEONE SAW ME BEING
AMUSING.
I RECOMMENDED YOU FOR A JIM HEN
SENSE SHOW WITH NOT PUPPETS
WITH, YOU KNOW, LIVE PERFORMERS.
AND I REMEMBER THAT I KNEW
NOTHING ABOUT IT.
AND THEY SENT ME THE SIDES, THE
SCRIPT.
THE SCRIPT THEY SENT ME HAD TWO
CHARACTERS IN IT AND THEY DIDN'T
TELL ME WHICH CHARACTER I WAS
SUPPOSED TO AUDITION FOR.
I WAS CONFUSED.
I SAID CAN YOU ACCEPTED ME
ANYTHING MORE.
SO THEY DESCRIBED WHAT EACH
CHARACTER WAS.
AND THE FIRST ONE WAS DIRK.
EVERY MAN WANTS TO BE HIM.
EVERY WOMAN WANTS TO BE WITH
HIM.
AND I REMEMBER, IT'S NOT DIRK.
[LAUGHTER]
AND THEN THE SECOND ONE WAS
LIKE, YOU KNOW, GORMLEY.
IT WAS LIKE GORMLEY -- HE'S A
GOOFY AS HE IS NERDY.
HE'S REEDY SKINNY DUFUS WHO HAS
NEVER LOST HIS VIRGINTY.
IT'S THIS GUY.
SURE ENOUGH, THEY WERE LIKE HOW
DID YOU KNOW?
I WAS LIKE [BEEP] YOU.
ANDY: I LIKE THE PART OF THE
SCRIPT WITH IT GOES JERRY,
COMMA, 32, A COMPLETE PIECE OF
BLIPEE -- [BEEP].
[LAUGHTER]
BRYAN: AND WE THOUGHT OF YOU.
WHAT PART OF A BIG PIECE OF
[BEEP] MADE YOU THINK ABOUT ME?
WE CAN'T JUST GIVE YOU THE ROLE,
YOU UNDERSTAND, BECAUSE THERE
ARE OTHER PIECES OF [BEEP] IN
TOWN.
ANDY: I WOULD SEE THE SAME
PIECES OF [BEEP] IN EVERY
WAITING ROOM IN TOWN.
CONAN: EVERY TIME YOU SHOW UP,
THREE OTHER PIECES OF [BEEP] ARE
THERE.
.
BRYAN: HEY, [BEEP] BALL.
HEY [BEEP] FOR BRAIN.
CONAN: "YOUR HONOR" AIRS SUNDAY
AT 10:00 ON SHOWTIME.
"AIR WOLF," I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU
CAN SEE "AIR WOLF"?
BRYAN: ON YOUTUBE.
CONAN: I'M SURE YOU CAN WATCH
CLIPS AND WATCH THE BEGINNING
SEVERAL TIMES AND IT WAKES YOU
UP LIKE A STRONG COUPLE OF
COFFEE.
BRYAN CRANSTON, YOU ARE AN
AMAZING TALENT AND ALSO ONE OF
THE NICEST PEOPLE I'VE MET IN
THIS FOOLISH BUSINESS WE'RE IN.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
♪
CONAN: OK, EVERYBODY.
THAT'S OUR SHOW.
GOOD NIGHT.