1 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:24,770 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 2 00:00:24,810 --> 00:00:26,410 SUPERMAN: I'm not seeing or hearing 3 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,810 any survivors under the rubble. 4 00:00:28,850 --> 00:00:31,650 And the deceased are all Thanagarian. 5 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:33,780 -No parademons. -TALAK: Parademons? 6 00:00:33,810 --> 00:00:35,620 (SCOFFS) There's no evidence 7 00:00:35,650 --> 00:00:37,820 this was done by any Apokaliptan (SPEAKS ALIEN WORD). 8 00:00:37,850 --> 00:00:41,990 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, the ring won't translate that last word, but... 9 00:00:42,030 --> 00:00:45,660 -I can tell you what it means. -I got the gist. Thank you. 10 00:00:45,700 --> 00:00:47,700 Commander Talak, 11 00:00:47,730 --> 00:00:50,800 this Nth metal refinery fits the profile of other facilities 12 00:00:50,830 --> 00:00:52,900 raided by parademons on several planets. 13 00:00:52,930 --> 00:00:55,140 Yet the attack pattern here is different. 14 00:00:55,170 --> 00:00:58,040 I don't see the usual evidence of parademon weapons fire. 15 00:00:58,070 --> 00:01:01,510 And the Javelin detected no trace of Boom Tube activity in the area. 16 00:01:01,540 --> 00:01:04,210 I assume your scans confirm the Nth metal stockpiles here have been-- 17 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:07,180 Been stolen, yes, Lieutenant Thal. 18 00:01:07,220 --> 00:01:11,450 But the theft of a common element is the least of our concerns. 19 00:01:11,490 --> 00:01:14,160 Sir, Nth metal is only common on Thanagar. 20 00:01:14,190 --> 00:01:18,230 And thus Apokalips checks another rare raw material off its grocery list. 21 00:01:18,260 --> 00:01:20,460 As I said, Captain Hol, 22 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:23,270 there's no evidence this was an Apokaliptan attack. 23 00:01:23,270 --> 00:01:27,040 Our scans have only detected earthling bio signs. 24 00:01:27,070 --> 00:01:29,510 But fortunately for your friends, 25 00:01:29,540 --> 00:01:31,670 not their bio signs. 26 00:01:31,670 --> 00:01:33,080 You've been scanning us? 27 00:01:33,110 --> 00:01:36,040 (CHUCKLES) Smart. Trust no one. 28 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,210 Certainly not earthlings. 29 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:41,150 Sir, we sent you the evidence. 30 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:43,850 Earth meta-humans are being kidnapped off planet 31 00:01:43,890 --> 00:01:46,120 for use by Apokaliptan forces. 32 00:01:46,150 --> 00:01:47,690 The metas are mind-controlled 33 00:01:47,690 --> 00:01:49,990 into violent action. We've seen it. 34 00:01:49,990 --> 00:01:52,260 Then, perhaps we should send a hawk fleet 35 00:01:52,290 --> 00:01:54,860 to quarantine Earth's populus 36 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:57,130 since the task is clearly too difficult 37 00:01:57,170 --> 00:02:01,200 for certain officers and their human sidekicks. 38 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:03,510 Don't call us sidekicks. 39 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,010 WONDER WOMAN: Respectfully, 40 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,110 the Justice League has been traveling the galaxy 41 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:08,780 in peaceful cooperation with-- 42 00:02:08,810 --> 00:02:11,950 Yes, yes, you've sung this song before, 43 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:15,120 during your first contact apology tour. 44 00:02:15,150 --> 00:02:18,890 You claim then, that you and Lieutenant Thal were mind-controlled 45 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:21,160 into violent acts on Rimbor. 46 00:02:21,190 --> 00:02:25,290 Thanagar is still working to repair our reputation from that. 47 00:02:25,330 --> 00:02:28,860 And now that Thanagar itself falls victim to human attack, 48 00:02:28,900 --> 00:02:31,730 look who shows up to sing a reprieve. 49 00:02:31,770 --> 00:02:33,830 -Commander-- -TALAK: You're done here. 50 00:02:33,870 --> 00:02:35,370 Dismissed. 51 00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:43,280 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 52 00:02:43,310 --> 00:02:46,550 -(CHUCKLES) Who's the (SPEAKING ALIEN WORD) now? -ALL: Guy! 53 00:02:46,580 --> 00:02:49,320 Relax. While you were squawking with commander bird brain 54 00:02:49,350 --> 00:02:51,550 I did some scanning of my own. 55 00:02:51,580 --> 00:02:53,190 Boom Tubes may have left no trace 56 00:02:53,220 --> 00:02:56,290 but I found an ion trail from the attacker's ship. 57 00:02:56,330 --> 00:02:58,890 They flew away on their own power, 58 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:02,730 meaning, they screwed up, and we have a new lead. 59 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,670 You kinda want to kiss the ring now, don't you? 60 00:03:04,670 --> 00:03:06,130 Little bit? Kinda want to kiss the ring? 61 00:03:06,130 --> 00:03:07,870 Come on! Somebody kiss it. 62 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:10,010 -Kiss it! (MIMICS KISSING) -ALL: Guy! 63 00:03:12,740 --> 00:03:15,890 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 64 00:03:47,910 --> 00:03:49,190 Mmm. 65 00:03:49,190 --> 00:03:51,750 VIOLET: I cannot believe this is your first breakfast burrito. 66 00:03:51,780 --> 00:03:54,850 An entire meal wrapped in a warm tortilla, 67 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:57,190 pure enjoyment for mouth and hands. 68 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:58,850 (CHUCKLES) 69 00:03:58,850 --> 00:04:01,090 My sister and I were raised in a castle where 70 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:04,860 eating with one's hands was not encouraged. 71 00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:06,700 (CHUCKLES) I guess then you only ate 72 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:09,170 with those silver spoons you were born with, huh? 73 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:12,900 Hmm. And your life with your eminent scientist father 74 00:04:12,940 --> 00:04:14,970 was one of economic hardship? 75 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,870 Uh, no. 76 00:04:16,910 --> 00:04:19,310 Maybe this would be a good time to get to it. 77 00:04:19,340 --> 00:04:22,310 Listen, you've all reached a crossroads. 78 00:04:22,350 --> 00:04:26,220 Vic, you have your own decisions to make. 79 00:04:26,250 --> 00:04:29,290 But Brion, Tara, Violet, Forager, 80 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:30,920 we feel the four of you 81 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:32,790 are ready to work with the Justice League's 82 00:04:32,820 --> 00:04:34,920 covert ops team to help mankind. 83 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,890 But being a hero isn't for everyone. 84 00:04:36,930 --> 00:04:39,290 This a choice you each have to make for yourself. 85 00:04:39,330 --> 00:04:41,860 And the decision you make now doesn't have to be a permanent one. 86 00:04:41,900 --> 00:04:44,200 ARTEMIS: No judgement from us either way. 87 00:04:44,230 --> 00:04:46,300 You've already risked your lives for each other 88 00:04:46,340 --> 00:04:50,140 and for the meta-teens we rescued in Bialya. That's enough. 89 00:04:50,170 --> 00:04:51,910 I've made my choice. 90 00:04:51,940 --> 00:04:55,110 And Bialya has proven I made the right one. 91 00:04:55,140 --> 00:04:57,950 To protect the innocent, no matter the danger. 92 00:04:57,980 --> 00:05:01,250 But facing danger isn't a mandatory part of our mission. 93 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,890 Troia of Themyscira and Garth of Atlantis 94 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:05,320 both left the front lines. 95 00:05:05,350 --> 00:05:07,960 Now they fight the good fight inside the system 96 00:05:07,990 --> 00:05:10,030 as ambassadors to the United Nations. 97 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:14,100 And you need to know there is no shame in leaving this life behind. 98 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:17,700 A few years back I quit the team with... 99 00:05:17,730 --> 00:05:19,400 -Wally West. -(CONNER CLEARS THROAT) 100 00:05:19,430 --> 00:05:21,400 The first Kid Flash. 101 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,340 We went to college, 102 00:05:23,370 --> 00:05:25,170 rented an apartment. 103 00:05:25,210 --> 00:05:26,210 We had a life together. 104 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:29,410 And then, Wally, 105 00:05:29,410 --> 00:05:31,080 my best friend, 106 00:05:31,110 --> 00:05:34,350 came back to the life and sacrificed everything, 107 00:05:34,380 --> 00:05:36,350 so we could all be here today, 108 00:05:36,390 --> 00:05:39,050 at the ruins of our former headquarters. 109 00:05:39,090 --> 00:05:40,490 Our former home. 110 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,430 Another sacrifice made for the greater good. 111 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:47,000 So, the three of us live with the consequences of these sacrifices. 112 00:05:47,030 --> 00:05:49,000 We stand for those who have fallen 113 00:05:49,030 --> 00:05:51,000 and we fight for those who can't. 114 00:05:51,030 --> 00:05:52,270 That's our choice. 115 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:54,740 But it doesn't have to be yours. 116 00:05:54,770 --> 00:05:58,210 And today's the day we are to make this important life decision? 117 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:00,840 Yeah. 118 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:01,910 Today's the day. 119 00:06:03,810 --> 00:06:05,980 AQUAMAN: After extensive investigation, 120 00:06:06,020 --> 00:06:08,950 the Justice League discovered that the entertainment device 121 00:06:08,980 --> 00:06:10,790 known as Goode VR goggles 122 00:06:10,820 --> 00:06:13,490 is part of a major meta-human trafficking chain. 123 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:16,890 These devices secretly test users for the meta gene. 124 00:06:16,930 --> 00:06:19,230 Subliminal messages in the goggles' content 125 00:06:19,260 --> 00:06:21,300 direct victims to discreet locations 126 00:06:21,330 --> 00:06:25,100 for abduction, meta gene activation, and enslavement. 127 00:06:25,130 --> 00:06:27,870 New meta-humans are then trafficked and traded 128 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:30,470 on the black market by criminal organizations. 129 00:06:30,510 --> 00:06:33,880 To save lives placed in immediate danger by this scheme, 130 00:06:33,910 --> 00:06:37,850 the Justice League took swift action to shut down these trafficking centers. 131 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:41,220 Those rescued will be counseled and rehabilitated here 132 00:06:41,250 --> 00:06:43,990 at the S.T.A.R. Labs Meta-human Youth Center. 133 00:06:44,020 --> 00:06:46,820 The Justice League now calls upon the governments of Earth 134 00:06:46,850 --> 00:06:48,990 to investigate Goode World Studios 135 00:06:49,030 --> 00:06:52,060 for their role in this heinous plot against humanity. 136 00:06:52,090 --> 00:06:54,860 Yes, the League saved a few kids 137 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:57,130 which they've since dumped in Taos. 138 00:06:57,170 --> 00:07:01,870 But since these heroes failed to coordinate with local authorities, 139 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:06,480 the big players in the meta trafficking game vanished into the woodwork, 140 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:10,010 further antagonizing national and international governments, 141 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:14,020 with whom the League should be cooperating. 142 00:07:14,050 --> 00:07:17,320 Yes, cooperation, folks. 143 00:07:17,350 --> 00:07:21,090 That's how a society achieves justice. 144 00:07:21,120 --> 00:07:22,560 The people demand it, 145 00:07:22,590 --> 00:07:25,060 the social media demands it, 146 00:07:25,090 --> 00:07:29,570 foreign governments demand it while threatening sanctions. 147 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,930 Even Gotham City Police Commissioner James Gordon, 148 00:07:32,970 --> 00:07:36,510 no relation, has shut down the infamous Bat signal. 149 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:40,210 A clear good riddance to the ex-Leaguer. 150 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:41,910 With me today is the latest target 151 00:07:41,940 --> 00:07:43,910 of the Justice League's attacks, a close, 152 00:07:43,950 --> 00:07:46,220 personal frenemy of the show, 153 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:48,520 please welcome Gretchen Goode. 154 00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:52,890 The pop culture icon known as Granny Goodness. 155 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,120 Thank you, G. Gordon. 156 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:59,100 Your flair for drama is always the perfect spoonful of sugar 157 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:03,370 to choke on after the medicine goes down. (LAUGHS) 158 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:06,940 (LAUGHS) You get me, old girl. 159 00:08:06,970 --> 00:08:09,410 You really do. 160 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:14,380 What I get is the gravity of the League's accusations against my company. 161 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:19,010 Just as I get my responsibility to own up to our mistakes. 162 00:08:19,050 --> 00:08:22,150 Why, Granny, I expected a denial, 163 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:24,250 a counter attack. 164 00:08:24,290 --> 00:08:26,460 But a mea culpa? 165 00:08:26,490 --> 00:08:28,090 Yes. 166 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:31,130 I'm afraid one of my closest friends, 167 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:34,100 Dakar Marlo, director of Goode R&D 168 00:08:34,130 --> 00:08:36,430 betrayed my organization, 169 00:08:36,470 --> 00:08:40,270 my customers, and my trust. 170 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:43,910 He perverted our goggles without my knowledge 171 00:08:43,910 --> 00:08:45,370 or permission. 172 00:08:45,410 --> 00:08:47,240 Sounds like you have the evidence 173 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,410 to bring this scoundrel to justice. 174 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:53,080 I do, and I would. 175 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:56,590 But Mr. Marlo was found murdered this past August, 176 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:59,920 likely by the same villains with whom he did business. 177 00:08:59,950 --> 00:09:02,690 Then, perhaps justice has been served up, 178 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:06,330 not by the League but by karma. 179 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:08,700 No, G. Gordon. 180 00:09:08,730 --> 00:09:10,470 True justice 181 00:09:10,500 --> 00:09:14,470 will be served up by your dear old Granny. 182 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:17,510 All of my faulty devices have been recalled. 183 00:09:17,540 --> 00:09:21,070 I'll soon be offering new and improved technologies 184 00:09:21,110 --> 00:09:22,710 for the people's entertainment. 185 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:24,980 And Goode World Studios 186 00:09:25,010 --> 00:09:28,280 will continue funding the Meta-human Youth Center 187 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:31,550 for families harmed by Marlo's betrayal. 188 00:09:31,590 --> 00:09:34,260 So you can rest assured, 189 00:09:34,290 --> 00:09:39,290 Granny will make everything right as rain. 190 00:09:47,540 --> 00:09:48,970 (GIRL SCREAMS) 191 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,070 He took my purse! 192 00:09:51,310 --> 00:09:52,540 (GROWLS) 193 00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:54,380 (GIRL GASPS) 194 00:10:02,050 --> 00:10:04,420 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! You're Garfield Logan? 195 00:10:04,450 --> 00:10:06,260 (EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY) Thank you! 196 00:10:06,290 --> 00:10:10,040 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 197 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,730 The behavior of our stars reflects on this studio, 198 00:10:15,770 --> 00:10:20,570 and you are trending! 199 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:23,110 Excellent work, Garfield. 200 00:10:23,140 --> 00:10:25,310 Your mother would be so-- 201 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:27,010 Don't even mention my mom! 202 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,610 And cut the Granny gimmick. 203 00:10:28,650 --> 00:10:30,440 I know what you are, Gretchen. 204 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:35,520 You really have no idea what I am, 205 00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:38,550 so mind your manners, child, 206 00:10:38,590 --> 00:10:40,320 and your elders. 207 00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:42,320 Bring it. 208 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,730 (GUY SINGING) 209 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:49,130 ♪ The nebula clouds round Oa 210 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:51,100 ♪ Such glorious beautiful gas 211 00:10:51,130 --> 00:10:53,070 ♪ And the luminous ring Of Mogo 212 00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:55,040 ♪ 'Tis a vision That's just world class 213 00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:57,210 ♪ But when Aria Crossed the galaxy 214 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,740 ♪ The sight none Can truly surpass 215 00:10:58,780 --> 00:11:02,610 ♪ It is the sun rise Over the gentle curves 216 00:11:02,650 --> 00:11:05,450 ♪ Of Giganta's shapely-- ♪ 217 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:06,880 Good gosh. 218 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:09,550 Two years in space and I have not missed Themyscira more 219 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:11,220 than at this very moment. 220 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,060 Great Scott! Up ahead. 221 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:20,190 We're coming up on some kind of asteroid base. 222 00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:25,230 One that's easily twice the size of the Watchtower. 223 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:32,070 MEGAN: It's not every day the team recruits a new member. 224 00:11:32,110 --> 00:11:34,310 Today I'm happy to welcome four. 225 00:11:34,340 --> 00:11:37,810 Terra, Geo-force, Halo and Forager. 226 00:11:37,850 --> 00:11:40,550 Your new teammates, Wonder Girl, Blue Beetle, 227 00:11:40,580 --> 00:11:42,580 Kid Flash, Static and Thirteen 228 00:11:42,620 --> 00:11:45,220 will be glad to have reinforcements. 229 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:46,790 And, personally, 230 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,220 I am thrilled we have another alien on the team. 231 00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:50,830 And two more girls. 232 00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:52,560 We're keeping pace. 233 00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:54,760 More girls... 234 00:11:55,900 --> 00:11:58,100 I have given thought to this. 235 00:11:58,130 --> 00:12:00,100 Despite my outward appearance, 236 00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:03,510 I do not know that I am a girl or a boy 237 00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:05,570 as Earth languages define the words. 238 00:12:05,610 --> 00:12:08,410 Yeah, but your soul, it's from... 239 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,710 A Mother Box. 240 00:12:09,750 --> 00:12:11,680 An approximate English translation 241 00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:14,550 of the New Genesian word for what I was. 242 00:12:14,580 --> 00:12:16,420 But what I am now 243 00:12:16,450 --> 00:12:18,290 is just me. 244 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,590 Is that okay? 245 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:24,760 Beyond okay. 246 00:12:27,730 --> 00:12:29,130 Oh, but I'm sorry. 247 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,230 I interrupted your briefing. 248 00:12:31,270 --> 00:12:32,870 It's fine. 249 00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:36,720 I'm truly thrilled you're discovering who you are inside. 250 00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:40,140 Plus, there's more good news. 251 00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:43,150 Superboy and Tigress are rejoining the team. 252 00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:44,780 Keeping an eye on us? 253 00:12:44,810 --> 00:12:46,850 Spending more time with my fiancée. 254 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:50,820 COMPUTER: Recognized. Beast Boy, B19. 255 00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:53,860 Garfield. Are you sure you've thought this through? 256 00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:56,490 Yeah. I want back on the team. 257 00:12:56,530 --> 00:12:58,660 We were just noting the buzz online. 258 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,830 Gorilla heroics got the itch scratchin', huh? 259 00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:02,430 It's more than that. 260 00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:04,730 I put Gretchen Goode on notice. 261 00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:07,370 She might have me locked into an acting contract, 262 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,370 but she doesn't control my off hours. 263 00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:11,710 And I'm here to help take her down. 264 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:14,240 We don't have any leads on Goode yet. 265 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:17,410 But you're always welcome on the team, little brother. 266 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,450 Can't send you on every stealth mission, 267 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,620 your powers are too recognizable. 268 00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:23,350 But I'll juggle assignments to keep you 269 00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:25,820 as busy as you want to be. 270 00:13:25,860 --> 00:13:28,490 Looks like your team just doubled in size. 271 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,730 Good. We need all the help we can get. 272 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:32,900 -(BEEPING) -Oh, speaking of help. 273 00:13:32,930 --> 00:13:36,300 Troia and Catherine are taking the fight public again. 274 00:13:36,330 --> 00:13:39,370 Despite Lex Luthor's short-sighted views 275 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,640 the Justice League must maintain its autonomy. 276 00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:44,470 Decisions by political committee 277 00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:48,240 take too long, and could cost lives. 278 00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:51,750 Behind us is the former site of the Hall of Justice. 279 00:13:51,780 --> 00:13:56,420 It's been two years since the Hall was destroyed by alien attack. 280 00:13:56,450 --> 00:13:58,690 And the committee to renovate the site is deadlocked 281 00:13:58,720 --> 00:13:59,920 on how to proceed. 282 00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,920 Now, imagine this process... 283 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:03,660 Luthor's process 284 00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:06,830 applied to the life and death missions of the Justice League. 285 00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:08,800 Really, Lex Luthor, 286 00:14:08,830 --> 00:14:12,570 how do you find the time to be a leader of nations 287 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:16,800 and the super villain the League frames you to be? 288 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,340 (LEX CHUCKLES) 289 00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:20,410 It is exhausting, G. Gordon. 290 00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,310 Honestly though, I have grown weary 291 00:14:22,340 --> 00:14:24,680 of these tit-for-tat public statements. 292 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:28,520 Certainly the League sees the difference between autonomy and oversight. 293 00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:31,390 We need accountability and transparency. 294 00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:34,790 That's why the UN has had a satellite parked near the Watchtower 295 00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:36,530 for the last two years. 296 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,030 So, we watch the Watchtower, 297 00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:42,330 but who watches the watchman? 298 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,330 Even your own LexCorp has oversight, correct? 299 00:14:45,370 --> 00:14:47,400 Of course. 300 00:14:47,430 --> 00:14:50,040 To avoid any conflict of interests with my current duties, 301 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:53,710 I place LexCorp in a blind trust. 302 00:14:53,740 --> 00:14:56,440 My sister Lena now runs LexCorp. 303 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,850 Miss Luthor recently made headlines 304 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:03,020 by pledging LexCorp funds to the Meta-Human Youth Center. 305 00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:05,020 Are you saying you had nothing to do 306 00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:07,390 with Lena's charitable grandstanding? 307 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:09,420 Why, G. Gordon, 308 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:14,460 I'm not saying anything at all. 309 00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:25,150 (BARDA SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) 310 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,420 GUY: The ion trail leads directly to target base. 311 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:36,080 GRANNY GOODNESS: An ion trail? 312 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,950 But my dear Barda, 313 00:15:37,990 --> 00:15:39,760 that cannot be correct. 314 00:15:39,790 --> 00:15:42,760 Not when we have a clear policy of Boom Tubing 315 00:15:42,790 --> 00:15:45,530 back and forth from all raid sites. 316 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:47,960 I was laying a trap for these vermin. 317 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,970 The time to hide is over. 318 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,070 Now we can fight-- 319 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:53,840 -(BUZZING) -(GROANING) 320 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:58,870 What has Granny Goodness taught you, child? 321 00:16:03,010 --> 00:16:06,050 We serve only Darkseid. 322 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,350 -(GROANING) -And through me, 323 00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,050 his will be done. 324 00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:13,660 Granny will choose the time for conflict. 325 00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:15,960 (CHUCKLES WICKEDLY) 326 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:17,990 And to be clear, 327 00:16:18,030 --> 00:16:20,460 that wasn't torture, Desaad. 328 00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,460 It was discipline. 329 00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:26,540 I love Barda enough to punish her for her own good. 330 00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:30,020 But you'll see torture soon enough. 331 00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:35,750 (WOLF HOWLING) 332 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:38,610 BRION: The Watchtower is very crash. 333 00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:40,850 Never in a million years did I think 334 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,920 I would travel into space. 335 00:16:42,950 --> 00:16:44,690 Victor, maybe next time you can-- 336 00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:46,760 No, no, no, thank you. 337 00:16:46,790 --> 00:16:50,660 Uh, despite appearances I'm not the Watchtower superhero type. 338 00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:52,130 I'm getting my old body back. 339 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:56,000 And the only space I need is my own room. 340 00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:58,600 If I have to hear your phone chime another text from Violet 341 00:16:58,630 --> 00:17:00,940 -I may go all Fatherbox on you guys. -(PHONE CHIMES) 342 00:17:03,010 --> 00:17:05,710 (WOLF HOWLING) 343 00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:07,840 It is from Violet. 344 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,180 -How did you-- -Please. 345 00:17:09,210 --> 00:17:11,110 She's always texting you. 346 00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:12,780 (CHUCKLING) Yes. 347 00:17:12,810 --> 00:17:15,360 I suppose she is. 348 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,860 (VIOLET GIGGLES) 349 00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:23,960 -(DISHES CLATTERING) -LIAN: Not me! 350 00:17:23,990 --> 00:17:26,660 ARTEMIS: Violet! Lian spilled her juice. 351 00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,530 -LIAN: Not me! Not me! -VIOLET: Coming. 352 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,870 ARTEMIS: Tara, it's time for Brucely's walk. 353 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,800 Oh, you got him. Thanks. 354 00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:37,740 -Full house, huh? -Yeah, yeah. Never a dull moment. 355 00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:39,510 But the girls pull their weight, so, 356 00:17:39,540 --> 00:17:41,880 we make do. Caffeine me. 357 00:17:41,910 --> 00:17:45,080 We'll be right back after I clean up this juice monster. 358 00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:46,880 Not me! 359 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,490 You've built a home full of love, William. 360 00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,690 It is nice to see. 361 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,160 -Helga. -I... 362 00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:55,690 I feel so useless. 363 00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:57,120 -Helga-- -Hear me out. 364 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:59,790 You've all done so much for these children. 365 00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:01,930 Yet I also wish to contribute. 366 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:05,940 Victor refuses to return to his father or S.T.A.R. Labs. 367 00:18:05,970 --> 00:18:08,800 And I believe I could be of service to him. 368 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:11,070 But I would need a fully equipped laboratory 369 00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:14,010 to provide any assistance at all. 370 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:16,540 I realize it's a lot to ask. 371 00:18:16,580 --> 00:18:21,580 But how else could I repay the kindness you've shown me. 372 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,790 Big Barda, open fire for Granny. 373 00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:30,890 Hail Granny Goodness! 374 00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:33,030 Hail Darkseid! 375 00:18:40,630 --> 00:18:43,940 (GRUNTING) Apokaliptan canon fire ain't no joke. 376 00:18:43,970 --> 00:18:48,970 -You're lucky I'm here to cover your butt. -Returning fire. 377 00:18:58,020 --> 00:19:00,850 Missiles through their shields. 378 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,060 Hitting target. 379 00:19:02,820 --> 00:19:06,930 Now! 380 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,560 BARDA: Cursed Hawks gave them Nth metal missiles. 381 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,200 The impact triggered a decompression in section 16. 382 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,630 No. 383 00:19:13,670 --> 00:19:15,570 It hid an incursion 384 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,040 or failed to. 385 00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:19,680 Barda, summon the Furies. 386 00:19:19,710 --> 00:19:21,510 At last. 387 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,850 Huh, underwhelming security. 388 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:26,980 Stay whelmed. 389 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,250 We're not out of this yet. 390 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,120 -Stay what? -Oh, uh, 391 00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:32,620 -guess I picked that up from-- -The children, 392 00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:34,160 I think we found them. 393 00:19:34,190 --> 00:19:36,260 The missing eight from Markovia. 394 00:19:36,290 --> 00:19:37,930 WONDER WOMAN: No. 395 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,160 All of them. 396 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,060 The end point of the light's trafficking 397 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,870 of meta-humans to the forces of Apokolips. 398 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,630 HAWKWOMAN: That may not be the worst of it. 399 00:19:46,630 --> 00:19:48,200 Look at the size of this thing. 400 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:51,010 Scans read all of the stolen elements within it. 401 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,780 -Can you tell what it's designed-- -BARDA: Furies! 402 00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:55,990 Attack! 403 00:19:59,380 --> 00:20:01,620 Stop! We don't want to hurt you. 404 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:02,650 Good. 405 00:20:06,050 --> 00:20:08,820 Makes it easier to hurt you! 406 00:20:08,860 --> 00:20:11,710 -(GRUNTS) -(GROANS) 407 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,600 -(GRUNTS) -Whoa. 408 00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:28,110 Enough, Desaad. 409 00:20:28,140 --> 00:20:30,380 I know our master's machine isn't ready. 410 00:20:30,410 --> 00:20:32,910 But if the Earth heroes destroy the device, 411 00:20:32,950 --> 00:20:35,380 will you explain to Darkseid? 412 00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:36,880 (BEGRUDGINGLY) Hmm. 413 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:39,770 Hmm. I thought not. 414 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:47,110 (ALL SCREAMING IN PAIN) 415 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:52,900 -Mm. Their pain. -(DESAAD LAUGHS) 416 00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:57,140 So excruciating. So glorious. 417 00:20:57,170 --> 00:20:59,070 So instructive. 418 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:03,840 SUPERMAN: Everyone, out! 419 00:21:17,090 --> 00:21:18,590 (GRUNTING) 420 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:25,850 You saved me. 421 00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,340 Wonder Woman, Hawkwoman, 422 00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:38,950 catwalk above, their leader. 423 00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:39,980 Go! 424 00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:52,260 Showboats. 425 00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:56,830 Always leaving the hard work for old Guy. 426 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:02,070 GRANNY GOODNESS: True justice 427 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:06,070 will be served up by your dear old Granny. 428 00:22:06,110 --> 00:22:09,250 All of my faulty devices have been recalled. 429 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,810 I'll soon be offering new and improved technologies 430 00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:14,350 for the people's entertainment. 431 00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:16,380 And Goode World Studios 432 00:22:16,420 --> 00:22:19,920 will continue funding the Meta-human Youth Center 433 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,320 for families harmed by Marlo's betrayal. 434 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:27,130 So, you can rest assured, 435 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:30,060 Granny will make everything 436 00:22:30,060 --> 00:22:33,360 right as rain. 437 00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:51,220 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)