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For fifteen years,
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I fantasized about everyone noticing me
as I walked down the hall.
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What would I be wearing,
would every guy worship me?
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Would I be five inches taller
and have porn tits?
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No, that was not my reality.
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My moment in the spotlights
sucked some serious ass.
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But, like any good horror movie,
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my nightmare began at...
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summer camp.
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It was a lame afternoon dance,
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but magic was in the air.
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The dorks were getting crunk,
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and the rest of us
were getting drunk.
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And for the first time
since I got my braces off,
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I didn't feel...
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invisible.
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There it was, a signal.
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I was hoping he'd do something
more inspired
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like sniff his armpits.
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Matty had a habit of doing that...
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a lot.
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Attention to personal hygiene
was one of Matty's
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many stellar attributes.
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He was perfection.
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Unlike me.
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I was a hot mass of nerves
cause Matty McKibben wanted me.
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A nobody,
to meet him in the utility closet.
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This wasn't the inciting incident
of some sappy teen special
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about how I got knocked up
on the last day of summer camp.
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I knew better than the bare rack.
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Our passionate bumping of uglies
was a sign.
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This year would be my year.
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For once, I wouldn't be overlooked.
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Not with Matty at my...
Backdoor!
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Sorry, I slipped.
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Change was in the air.
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I could smell it.
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There was change...
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- and pine-scented cleanser.
- Am I hurting you?
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Somehow, admitting my virgin status
seemed like a buzzkill.
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No it's a...
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probably just an allergy attack,
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I get them all the time,
don't let it stop you.
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Right.
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Are you bummed, summer's like over.
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Any plans for your, last two weeks?
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I don't know, probably just...
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hang out, watch movies,
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swim or something.
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Cool.
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- Are you going to sophomore orientation?
- Don't we have to.
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Right, of course.
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What I meant was...
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I couldn't help myself.
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Matty had cracked my hard candy shell
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and I was oozing
with sticky sweet love.
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Do you wanna go... together?
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You are the shit, J-Town.
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So he wasn't a poet.
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He was still Matty McKibben.
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But, nobody can know that I like you.
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And I was still Jenna Hamilton.
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La suicide Club présente :
1x01 - Pilot
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That's ridiculous.
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Allison is not a size two...
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I saw her at the club,
she was falling
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out of her tennis skirt,
and not in a good way.
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This came in the mail for you.
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Jim is a plastic surgeon.
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He would never sleep with her.
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My mother always knew
when something was wrong.
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Sweetie...
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come here.
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And promptly avoided
the conversation.
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I'm not paying Dominic
to do your hair anymore
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if you're not gonna style it.
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Seriously.
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What do I call
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the worst day of my life?
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Rubbed...
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raw and reeling.
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He blew you off?
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That's crap ass.
But I sort of saw it coming.
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And you didn't warn me?
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It wasn't like I saw it psychicly
or anything.
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Guys like Matty
don't go for girls like us.
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So, look at the bright side.
At least Matty didn't digitize you,
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broadcast to the entire band
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and then ditch you at winter formal
to hook up with scary Carrie.
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That was hardcore humiliation.
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In your scenario, at least,
nothing happened.
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Nice nothing happened.
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Can you imagine how suicidal you'd be
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if God forbids
you actually took your shirt off?
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I can only imagine.
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I've spent some sad times at Jenna High
and you have got to snap out of it.
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Marching band's having a kegger
at Ricky Schwartz' house tonight.
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I need my favorite wing women there
since Ming's bagged out.
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Is she grounded again?
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She can't get her PSAT score
above 120.
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Her parents are starting to think
she might not be Chinese.
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That's so not cool.
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I didn't say it, Ming did.
So will you come?
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Not sure, I'll call you.
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I'll keep my phone up close
and personal in anticipation.
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It's on vibrate.
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Now, go sob on your blog
and feel free to quote me.
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"Jenna, as you are now,
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"you could disappear
and no one would notice."
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"A Friend?"
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"Below is a list of suggestions
you should take
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"into serious consideration."
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"Number 1: Stop being such a pussy."
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Whoever wrote the letter
didn't pull any punches.
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It was the truth.
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And the truth hurt.
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Dinner in ten!
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Sometimes,
being a teenager makes you want to die.
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I do look awful.
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Aspirin, take me away.
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Physically, she's on the road
to recovery, but emotionally,
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it's gonna be a long call.
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Did she exhibit any warning signs?
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Why can't she be like
every other teenager and starve herself?
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I can wrap my head
around that but this...
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Lacey, this isn't about you,
our daughter is suicidal.
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I can't imagine what she was feeling
when she wrote that note.
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It was just
a dramatic teenage rant.
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Not a cry for help.
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- Hey, sweetheart.
- It's okay, everything's gonna be okay.
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It was a misunderstanding
of epic proportions.
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God, I wanted to die.
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I mean...
You know what I mean.
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When I was initially charting my course
to visibility
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I really should have defined
the kind of visibility I wanted.
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That girl was in my western civ class
last year.
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I had no idea
she was huffing spray paint.
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My mom's manicurist's
friend's therapist
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was at the hospital
when that girl came in.
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I swear,
it was pop rocks and coke.
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I hear when they pumped
that girl stomach, they found like...
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seven hundred pills.
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What kind of pills?
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It was auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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I love that girl.
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For two weeks, I tried to explain
that my accident was just that:
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an accident.
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The more I denied it, the more
everyone assumed I was in denial.
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It was a vicious circle.
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I mean, she has a FUPA.
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- So creepy!
- I can't believe that girl showed up.
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- Handicapped is a hard look to style.
- She should be in a mental ward.
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- Why are you shushing me?
- Sorry, Sadie.
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The loser wants us
to talk about her?
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That's why she did it.
It was a pathetic ploy for attention.
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- She should go to church.
- Or Thailand.
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Only a pedophile would screw her.
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Maybe.
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Everyone is treating me
like I'm in a bad Lifetime movie.
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You can be the one
with Kristen Stewart.
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Kristen was date-raped.
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You guys know I would never try
to hurt myself, right?
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Right?
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I'm hitting shuffle on the subject.
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Hamlet
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is one of the most powerful
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and influential pieces of literature
in the English language.
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The famous expression:
"To be...
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"or not to be."
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What do you think Hamlet
is saying there?
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Anybody?
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Yes, you in the back!
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I'm not raising my hand!
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Can you take the sign
off my forehead that says fragile?
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It's not on your forehead.
It's around your neck.
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It's a little big
but maybe you'll grow into it.
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Scratch that. We said the same thing
about your nipples.
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Just go ahead,
I'm gonna wait out the herd.
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The short bus is leaving.
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It was the first time we had seen
each other since my deflowering.
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And I had almost forgot
how jacked I looked.
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Are you okay?
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It was a complicated question.
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All right, see you tomorrow.
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Jenna Hamilton,
please report to the office.
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So nice to meet you.
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So, I know Mr. Michaels
was your guidance counselor last year.
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But considering your recent...
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Accident.
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Yes, considering
your recent accident,
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he thought we might be
a better fit. You know "girl on girl".
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I mean, girl to girl.
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Your mom gave me a copy of the letter
that you got.
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It wasn't very nice.
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Confrontations never are.
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That's a nifty turn of phrase.
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Nifty to say, not so nifty to get.
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So Jenna, how did it make you feel
when wrote that letter.
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Crappy.
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You should know, I didn't...
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I didn't try to kill myself.
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I was seriously,
"low threshold for pain"?
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I'm not suggesting
that you did anything.
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No, not at all.
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Just for fun, would you mind
if I looked through your bag?
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I wanna make sure we won't have
anymore accidents.
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Give me that.
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Basically I'm here to ensure that
you have an happy and successful year.
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You were planning to ingest these,?
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Actually I was...
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They're breath mints.
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So they are.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna tell you something.
When I was your age, I had troubles too.
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Talk about disasters.
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Who am I kidding, I'm still a mess.
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So hot.
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And, you know what?
That what gives me a unique perspective
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to make strong connections
with students like yourself.
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Urban Decay.
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Fancy.
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Do you have any questions?
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I had about a thousand.
But not one of them was appropriate.
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I think you've covered
just about everything.
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My bag.
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- Yeah.
- That is yours.
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Thank you.
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U R GONNA KILL THIS YEAR!
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JUST NOT YOURSELF- VALERIE
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Recycle, douche bag.
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What is the fascination with me?
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You had to dance with that. Like a bad
car crash on the side of the road.
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Everyone wants a peek.
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Next person who stares
is gonna get the Evil Eye.
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And "Evil Eye" in your condition
isn't gonna translate.
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Flash your cooch !
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Let me get my panties off
and we're all set.
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All right,
attention Palos Hills High.
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Who's ready to rally?
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Perfect timing, my school's spirit
is at an all time high.
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I got a really big
football game today
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and there's no better way
to get pumped up!
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Than with the Wheel of Pep.
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We need 2 guys and 2 girls.
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Do I see Sadie Saxton
raising her hand?
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That's classy.
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Looks like "Sadie six ton"
might be hitting seven ton.
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- Maybe she eats to fill a void.
- Her only void is in personality.
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She's a prima bitcherina
who buys her popularity.
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How does a girl,
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who can't even jump two feet in the air,
get on the pep squad.
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Sorry.
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I never appreciated
Sadie's bitchiness but,
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I understood it.
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She was hungry.
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McKibben,
you're not gettin' out of this.
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Come on, man.
258
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We don't have to watch this.
259
00:14:01,572 --> 00:14:02,759
I'm fine.
I wasn't.
260
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Despite all my external wounds,
261
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:08,455
my heart was probably
gonna take the longest to heal.
262
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And I was tired of the pain.
263
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:11,885
You're playing?
Get up.
264
00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:14,645
All right, so let's just...
We need one more girl, then.
265
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Come on guys, one more girl.
266
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One more...
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girl.
268
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Your meds are malfunctioning.
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Everyone's gonna stare,
I might as well go on stage.
270
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:35,041
Okay, we have a taker.
Come on down.
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I know what I'm doing.
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Confession:
I had no idea what I was doing.
273
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:41,378
But I couldn't look back.
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At all.
275
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Personal space, ever heard of it?
276
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Okay. It's Jenna, right?
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Okay, Jenna.
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Spin that wheel!
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We gotta get pumped, we got a big game
tonight against the Warriors.
280
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:10,324
Let's go, show that football team
your support, let's get pumped.
281
00:15:11,435 --> 00:15:14,247
"Sex exchange" is the name of the game.
Now, here is how it's played.
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Our contestants will now pair up
into teams of two.
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They'll go behind individual partitions
and change into each other's clothes.
284
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The team that get dressed first
will win!
285
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Should we even... bother?
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Hell, yeah!
We're in it to win it.
287
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All right, guys.
All ready?
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Set, go!
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Hurry!
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Hurry!
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All right guys, come on,
keep it going!
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We're gonna win it!
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Come on, let them hear,
let them hear you!
294
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Come on, come on!
295
00:16:00,110 --> 00:16:02,007
All right, it's time for the girls.
296
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Go Sadie, go Sadie!
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Okay, we have our winners!
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Hamilton, you're an animal!
299
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,997
And you brought a all new meaning
to getting in a guy's pants!
300
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,480
I wonder if I can make
a short out of pants like that.
301
00:16:40,605 --> 00:16:42,845
You totally can,
we can make some serious money.
302
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We'll call the line:
"Jenna by Jenna".
303
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What happened to Sadie?
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She couldn't fit
into Matty's clothes.
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00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:52,916
It was karmic intervention.
306
00:16:55,269 --> 00:16:58,375
I've never been so humiliated.
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00:16:58,500 --> 00:16:59,953
I hate that freak.
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00:17:00,078 --> 00:17:02,521
- It was a stupid pep rally.
- Already forgotten.
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00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:03,606
Are you okay?
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No. I'm not okay.
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00:17:07,275 --> 00:17:09,779
- You picked that game on purpose.
- Cruel much.
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I just spun the wheel of pep
it could have landed on anything.
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Lame cop out.
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Okay, well for whatever,
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I'm sorry.
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00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:20,372
Please.
317
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:23,834
I don't need someone like you
to feel sorry for me.
318
00:17:24,569 --> 00:17:27,416
It's not like I'm gonna kill myself
over it.
319
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,759
It's true when they say
that no good deed goes unpunished.
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00:17:34,872 --> 00:17:35,805
Hi.
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00:17:42,636 --> 00:17:43,479
Gotta go.
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00:17:50,977 --> 00:17:53,795
Don't let her get to you,
Sadie loves to play the victim,
323
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:55,324
you on the other hand.
324
00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:57,827
You have some serious backbone.
325
00:17:57,993 --> 00:18:00,371
Which is about the only thing
not broken on me.
326
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,248
No you were... you were brave.
327
00:18:05,272 --> 00:18:06,544
We're gonna grab fro-yo?
328
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,046
Yeah, just gimme a minute, Liss.
329
00:18:09,212 --> 00:18:10,631
The bell's gonna ring soon.
330
00:18:10,797 --> 00:18:12,383
Then, just go without me.
331
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,055
So impatient.
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00:18:18,576 --> 00:18:19,650
Girls.
333
00:18:20,576 --> 00:18:22,435
Listen...
just stay out of trouble Jenna.
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00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,145
See you around.
335
00:18:24,897 --> 00:18:25,898
I will.
336
00:18:26,287 --> 00:18:27,288
You will.
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00:18:28,395 --> 00:18:29,680
Sort of hard to miss.
338
00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:49,670
- Hey T.
- Okay.
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00:18:49,836 --> 00:18:51,482
So, Ricky Schwartz just called me
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00:18:51,607 --> 00:18:54,049
and he wanted to know
if he could give you a sponge bath.
341
00:18:54,913 --> 00:18:55,801
Creepy.
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00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:57,799
With his tongue.
343
00:18:58,674 --> 00:18:59,472
Awesome.
344
00:18:59,964 --> 00:19:02,099
This year is gonna rule!
That's all!
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00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:33,425
Things were looking up.
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00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:35,871
Besides my arm.
347
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:05,410
Being that girl was my new identity.
348
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:07,909
But I won't let it define me.
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00:20:08,225 --> 00:20:10,401
I will define it.
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Audrey, chiiz, etig
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Gernevie, Mlmlte, Padmé
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Poca, Tof, STid
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