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Previously on Awkward...
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- You accepted a real
ring? - I couldn't say no.
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He was gonna break up with you.
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He said he was still into Jenna.
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You can't hurt me because you are Jake,
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and I'm Matty [bleep] McKibben.
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That over there, that is weird.
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(Jenna) Ever since Spring
Break, senior year had been
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about taking things a
little less seriously.
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Instead of worrying about GPAs
and college acceptance letters,
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we'd be filling our calendars
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- with parties and pranks.
- _
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But for some of us, our
calendar was a reminder
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of all the things we
weren't following through on.
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[clears throat] Tamara, you have been
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not breaking up with
Adam for three weeks now.
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Valid point, Judge
Moody, but in my defense,
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I have a legit reason for
every one of those days.
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I had a horrendo zit on that day.
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Adam worked out in front of me on that day.
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Adam worked out in front of me on that day.
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You know, I totally
thought I was anti-sweat.
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Turns out I'm totally pro-persp.
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Tamara, you can't keep up
this fake-bride act forever,
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and I sure as hell can't keep
up this fake-maid-of-honor act.
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I don't understand why
you can't just end it.
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Unless...
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Are you in love with him?
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[scoffs] As if.
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He's a great guy, Jenna,
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but I am a 17-year-old
girl who has a whole future
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of having sex with guys who
just worked out ahead of her.
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I'm going to end the engagement, I swear.
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[cell phone chimes]
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"Count me in. Can I bring a plus-one?"
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What does that mean?
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[cell phone chimes]
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"See you tomorrow night."
What are they talking about?
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Oh, that. That's just the engagement party
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that you're hosting tomorrow night.
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Aw, you're the best maid of honor ever.
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[cell phone chimes]
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Tamara!
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Synced and corrected by Chitorafa
www.addic7ed.com
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Tamara, get back here.
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Take a chill pill, Solange Knowles.
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What is all this crap?
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Wedding cake designs,
table assignment chart,
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fabric swatches?
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You had save-the-dates printed?
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Get your hands off my STDs.
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Oh, suddenly, it all makes sense.
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- What does?
- You are in love.
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Already been over this.
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With wedding planning.
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Oh, please.
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Not just in love, obsessed,
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addicted to place settings
and designer invites.
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This one smells like lavender.
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T, you have to stop this. It's not right.
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It's embarrassing.
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Oh, cinnamon. Stop it.
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They're like Kettle chips.
Once you start, you can't stop.
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You have to be honest with Adam.
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[sighs] You're right.
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It's just this engagement
party was Adam's idea,
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and he's so excited to
meet all of my friends.
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T, he thinks he's marrying you. Call him.
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He's already in the car.
What if he drives off a cliff?
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Fine, then when he gets here.
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Okay. "Hi, Adam.
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"Thanks for driving two
hours to our engagement party.
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"These are my friends.
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"So I don't love you, but, please,
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help yourself to a chicken croquette."
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(Jenna) Tamara had a point,
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an idiotic one, but still, a point.
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She had let things go too far with Adam,
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and getting out of it at this exact moment
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was not going to be easy.
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I'll break up with him in the morning.
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It'll be better over brunch... a brunch-up.
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I promise. Just, please, as my BFF,
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help me get through this party.
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Adam is so looking forward to it,
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and he's probably sitting
in traffic on the 405.
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Fine.
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This means so much to me, Jenna.
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I hated when she pulled the BFF card,
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but this time, there
were going to be limits.
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Fine, but it ends tomorrow.
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No more living in your
deranged wedding fantasy land.
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Tomorrow is truth and reality land.
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So where are we having this thing?
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- Your house.
- What?
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Chillax. Your mom said she's cool with it.
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She and your dad are
heading down to San Diego
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for the weekend for a pre-baby bone-a-thon
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now that your mom's nausea has died down.
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Lacey confides in me.
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Plus, she's so excited for my engagement,
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which is great, because
there's no way in hell
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I can tell my mom.
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Also, hello. You're maid of honor.
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_
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What's it take to be number one?
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Some are just born with it,
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but there's a whole bunch of
other junk that helps too...
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dedication, protein bars...
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You nervous, babe?
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No, not at all, just bored.
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Jake, you're sweating
through a suit jacket.
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Okay, yeah. I'm a little nervous.
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This scholarship would be huge for me.
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Ten grand... it could decide
what school I get to go to.
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You deserve this scholarship...
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your grades, the extra
work you've been putting in.
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You've been killing it on the soccer field.
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You got this.
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You think so?
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Yeah, just fix your tie
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so you don't embarrass me
when you give your speech.
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(Pete) Also, I want to say big ups
to Jesus and Quest Protein Bars.
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This award is for you guys. Whoo!
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[cheers and applause]
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Congrats, Peter.
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Now, for the Ryan O'Connell
Scholar Athletic Award.
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Matty McKibben.
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[applause]
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Hey. Uh, wow.
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This... I mean, this
is really... It's cool.
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So, yeah.
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- Thanks.
- [applause]
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Now, for the Chester A. Arthur Award
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for Aerobic Kickboxing...
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[keys clacking]
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Why are you so dressed up?
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It's an engagement party.
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I'm being respectful.
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Aw, how sweet.
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The two losers throwing the
party will be so surprised
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when someone shows them respect.
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Maybe I'll wear deodorant.
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How's the housing application coming?
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- "Smoker"? You don't smoke.
- Yeah.
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I don't snore either,
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but if I don't want to
end up sharing a room
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with some sea slug who smells like butt
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and hides weird cheeses
under her bed, I have to lie.
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It's the surest way to a single.
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My aunt has this thing called night terrors
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where she screams in her sleep.
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My Uncle Bralio has to sleep
in the pantry most nights.
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I am totally using that, along with IBS.
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What's that?
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Irritable bow... Let's not talk about it.
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I might want to have sex again later.
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(Jenna) All addicts need an enabler,
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and my BFF wedding
planner was no exception.
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All I had to do was kick
back with a few friends
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and get through one more night of lies.
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[wacky lounge music]
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Piece of cake.
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This is what you brought
to my engagement party...
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a pizza that you ate two slices out of?
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I didn't realize it was
gonna be so elaborate.
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I thought it was just gonna be
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a bunch of high-school kids getting drunk.
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But it's the last night of your fantasy,
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so I'm glad you went all out.
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So why are these butterflies in jars?
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Those are party favors.
There's two in each jar.
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One represents Adam, and one represents me.
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[doorbell rings]
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Ooh, that must be Adam and Brian.
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I mean Adam.
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[laughing] Oh, my God.
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- Brian's coming?
- T?
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Turns out he's the best man, Jenna.
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This is so uncomfortable for me.
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Okay. Take it down a notch.
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So you let Brian station
his soldier in your camp,
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and then you both shipped off.
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The feeling was mutual.
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You said it yourself, so what's the ish?
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The ish is I don't know
if the feeling was mutual.
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He's called me, like, four times since,
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and I sort of never called back.
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[doorbell rings]
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You've put me in a really bad position, T.
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Well, don't be all mad at me.
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You would have known he was coming
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if you would've checked the
invite that you sent out.
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Also, is that what you're wearing?
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Welcome. Come in.
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Deviled egg?
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I hope it's okay that I brought a friend.
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Since Matty ruined his life
by being a drunken knob,
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no one would come with
him, and knowing this party
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guaran-[bleep]-teed to be epically sad,
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there was no way I was missing it.
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So happy to be here.
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Oh, and I brought a plus-one.
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Deal.
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Thank you for having us.
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- You'll make a beautiful bride.
- Okay.
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Everyone help yourself to a
glass of wine on the way in.
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I'll take a beer if you have it.
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Uh, this isn't a kegger, McKibben.
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Oh, what up?
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Are we about to get Cr...
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Crazy?
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I knew tonight was gonna be good.
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Welcome. Thanks for helping
us begin our lives together.
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Help yourself to a glass of wine.
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I'll grab a beer if you have it.
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We're having wine.
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Everybody's having wine!
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(Jenna) The secret to being a
great host to Tamara's party tonight
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was that everything was a secret.
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The first secret was that Tamara
was actually hosting the party.
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The second was that the wedding
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we were honoring with
deviled eggs and butterflies
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was never going to happen.
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And since I'm a really bad liar,
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I knew the only way I had a prayer
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of keeping that secret was
to avoid Adam at all costs.
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Hey, Jenna.
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How's my BGBFF?
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Best Girl's Best Friend Forever?
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You know, Tamara has
that whole language thing
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I'm trying to keep up with.
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Yeah. Known her my whole
life and still only know half.
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I'll be honest... I wake up every morning
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looking forward to learning
something new from her.
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You might want to sleep in tomorrow.
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Huh?
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It's just my weird little sense of humor.
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[chuckles] You're funny.
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I look forward to a lot more laughs.
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Yeah. We're gonna need them.
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Quick favor... I don't
mean to plan too far ahead.
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That is a good plan.
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It was torture, like that exercise
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where someone tells you not
to think about an elephant,
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and then all you can
think about is elephants.
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I'm making a slideshow for the wedding,
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and I need some of T's baby pics.
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- Can I get her mom's number?
- Gabby, my girl.
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I brought cheese balls.
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- I don't know why.
- Are you okay?
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You seem a little...
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Drunk? Just say it, Jenna.
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- You can be honest.
- I really can't.
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It's a slippery slope for me tonight.
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The idea of spending a
whole night with my ex
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00:08:59,076 --> 00:09:01,710
who I cheated on with my current boyfriend
258
00:09:01,712 --> 00:09:03,578
who once dated both of the girls
259
00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:04,946
who are throwing the party...
260
00:09:04,948 --> 00:09:06,682
Yeah, I don't drink often,
261
00:09:06,684 --> 00:09:10,928
but tonight I did a little pre-gaming.
262
00:09:11,789 --> 00:09:13,755
Wow. Look at you.
263
00:09:13,757 --> 00:09:16,224
Jenna, come here. Come... come here.
264
00:09:16,226 --> 00:09:19,828
I need to tell you something
about you and Matty.
265
00:09:19,830 --> 00:09:22,029
- What?
- Hey, Jenna.
266
00:09:26,467 --> 00:09:28,502
Hey, big guy.
267
00:09:28,504 --> 00:09:30,705
"Big guy." My dad calls me "big guy."
268
00:09:30,707 --> 00:09:32,406
Well, I guess now you
and him both call me that,
269
00:09:32,408 --> 00:09:33,874
which isn't weird or anything.
270
00:09:33,876 --> 00:09:36,243
- So, uh, how are things?
- Things are good.
271
00:09:36,245 --> 00:09:38,378
It's a nice party you got going on here.
272
00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:39,646
Pretty happy for those two, huh?
273
00:09:39,648 --> 00:09:41,381
I mean, it seemed kind of fast at first,
274
00:09:41,383 --> 00:09:44,418
but I'd bet anything they're in
it for the long haul, you know?
275
00:09:44,420 --> 00:09:46,141
Yeah. They're in for it.
276
00:09:46,788 --> 00:09:48,955
So I, um, called you a couple times.
277
00:09:48,957 --> 00:09:50,424
Oh, listen, I'm sorry.
278
00:09:50,426 --> 00:09:51,625
I just wanted to get your thoughts
279
00:09:51,627 --> 00:09:53,093
- on an engagement present.
- Oh.
280
00:09:53,095 --> 00:09:54,695
My buddy's got a resort up north,
281
00:09:54,697 --> 00:09:56,463
and he said he could
get us a deal on a suite.
282
00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:58,031
It'd only be, like, 400 bucks.
283
00:09:58,033 --> 00:10:00,734
I just wanted to see if
you'd go in on it with me.
284
00:10:00,736 --> 00:10:04,003
400 bucks for the lovebirds.
285
00:10:04,005 --> 00:10:07,073
You know what? Actually, I think
I'm just gonna do my own thing,
286
00:10:07,075 --> 00:10:08,508
if that's okay.
287
00:10:08,510 --> 00:10:10,938
Jenna, the fondue is chunky.
288
00:10:10,963 --> 00:10:15,126
Uh, got to go. I'm on
fondue duty, fond-duty.
289
00:10:15,150 --> 00:10:17,784
[laughs] Jenna, you are funny as [bleep].
290
00:10:18,119 --> 00:10:20,353
Jenna, chunky fondue.
291
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,565
This is stupid.
292
00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:34,400
Awesome. Let's get the [bleep] out of here.
293
00:10:34,402 --> 00:10:37,169
No. I mean, Matty and I acting like idiots.
294
00:10:37,171 --> 00:10:39,104
I'm going to congratulate
him on his scholarship,
295
00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,940
try to end this stupid fight.
296
00:10:40,942 --> 00:10:43,442
Okay. I'll just wait
here with all your pals
297
00:10:43,444 --> 00:10:46,111
and all the women you slept with.
298
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,111
Hey.
299
00:10:48,008 --> 00:10:50,195
Just want to say congrats.
300
00:10:50,985 --> 00:10:53,051
Oh, thanks.
301
00:10:53,430 --> 00:10:55,736
It's only ten grand. It's no big deal.
302
00:10:55,761 --> 00:10:57,195
"No big deal"? Yeah.
303
00:10:57,220 --> 00:10:58,996
I guess ten grand is no big deal
304
00:10:58,997 --> 00:11:01,289
when you're Matty [bleep] McKibben.
305
00:11:05,435 --> 00:11:06,836
- [sighs]
- Hey, everybody.
306
00:11:06,838 --> 00:11:08,971
It looks like someone put a wish
307
00:11:08,973 --> 00:11:11,546
in the Tamara and Adam wish bowl.
308
00:11:11,797 --> 00:11:13,775
Um, what the [bleep] is that?
309
00:11:13,777 --> 00:11:16,428
Shh. Jesus, Sadie.
310
00:11:17,181 --> 00:11:19,781
It's when someone writes
a wish for our future
311
00:11:19,783 --> 00:11:20,860
and puts it in the bowl.
312
00:11:20,885 --> 00:11:22,602
Take it out and read it, honey.
313
00:11:23,686 --> 00:11:25,432
[clears throat]
314
00:11:26,532 --> 00:11:30,458
Ooh. That's spit-up food, I'm pretty sure.
315
00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:32,660
Okay, you classless asses.
316
00:11:32,662 --> 00:11:34,562
Who spit in the napkin?
317
00:11:34,564 --> 00:11:36,231
I got a wish for us, T.
318
00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:38,900
My wish would be...
319
00:11:38,902 --> 00:11:42,036
a future wrapped in your arms.
320
00:11:50,883 --> 00:11:53,947
(Tamara) Jenna, where are you?
The apps need to circulate.
321
00:11:53,949 --> 00:11:55,282
Jenna!
322
00:11:55,284 --> 00:11:57,317
(Jenna) The only thing
I cared about circulating
323
00:11:57,319 --> 00:11:59,019
was enough alcohol through my system
324
00:11:59,021 --> 00:12:01,021
to deal with the guilt
of lying all evening.
325
00:12:01,023 --> 00:12:02,890
Boo, bitch! [giggles]
326
00:12:02,892 --> 00:12:05,359
You have to get down on
this three-bean salad.
327
00:12:05,361 --> 00:12:07,828
It is my jam.
328
00:12:07,830 --> 00:12:10,063
Gabby, so, um, I'm just curious.
329
00:12:10,065 --> 00:12:12,966
That thing you were talking
about earlier, about Matty?
330
00:12:12,968 --> 00:12:15,835
Oh. You want to know the secret?
331
00:12:15,837 --> 00:12:17,905
I don't know. Do I?
332
00:12:17,907 --> 00:12:21,530
He lo... lo... lo... loves you.
333
00:12:21,555 --> 00:12:22,575
Ow.
334
00:12:22,577 --> 00:12:23,843
What are you saying?
335
00:12:23,845 --> 00:12:25,315
I don't believe you.
336
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:26,582
It's true.
337
00:12:27,516 --> 00:12:29,416
What's true? Just... just spill it.
338
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:31,385
[vomits]
339
00:12:31,387 --> 00:12:32,886
(Jenna) And she spilled.
340
00:12:32,888 --> 00:12:33,987
[coughing]
341
00:12:34,798 --> 00:12:37,782
(Jenna) I had spent the entire
party trying to keep secrets,
342
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,790
but now I was on a mission to hear one.
343
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,792
Gabby clearly knew something about Matty,
344
00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:43,610
and if I couldn't get a
straight answer from her,
345
00:12:43,635 --> 00:12:45,930
I was going straight to the source.
346
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:48,065
♪ I knew it ♪
347
00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:51,035
♪ There is nothing that
will keep you with me ♪
348
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:52,132
Hey, big guy.
349
00:12:52,157 --> 00:12:54,152
(Jenna) Why the hell
did I keep saying that?
350
00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:56,126
Need some company?
351
00:12:57,282 --> 00:12:59,639
I really messed things up with us.
352
00:13:00,285 --> 00:13:02,448
We were really good together.
353
00:13:03,389 --> 00:13:04,621
What are you saying?
354
00:13:04,623 --> 00:13:09,726
I guess I'm saying that
I miss the way we were.
355
00:13:09,728 --> 00:13:11,128
I think... I don't know.
356
00:13:11,130 --> 00:13:12,629
I think I kind of love...
357
00:13:12,631 --> 00:13:14,431
- You do?
- Him.
358
00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:16,699
What? Who?
359
00:13:16,701 --> 00:13:18,049
Jake.
360
00:13:18,404 --> 00:13:22,407
Not, like, romantically,
just like a brother.
361
00:13:22,432 --> 00:13:23,806
Yeah. No. Completely.
362
00:13:23,808 --> 00:13:26,643
I just, um... You should tell him.
363
00:13:26,645 --> 00:13:28,678
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
364
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:31,381
People should say how they
feel when they feel it.
365
00:13:31,383 --> 00:13:33,383
- They need to communicate.
- Damn right.
366
00:13:33,385 --> 00:13:35,085
And don't tell people I said I loved Jake,
367
00:13:35,087 --> 00:13:36,686
or I'll be really pissed.
368
00:13:36,688 --> 00:13:40,389
♪ How you have tried ♪
369
00:13:40,391 --> 00:13:43,426
♪ To let it go and find your... ♪
370
00:13:43,428 --> 00:13:45,028
Jenna, who should be inside, hosting,
371
00:13:45,030 --> 00:13:46,362
it's time for your speech.
372
00:13:46,364 --> 00:13:49,131
What speech? I don't have a speech.
373
00:13:49,376 --> 00:13:51,534
So the happy couple...
374
00:13:51,536 --> 00:13:55,504
my best friend, Tamara Kaplan and Adam...
375
00:13:55,506 --> 00:13:56,773
Walker.
376
00:13:56,775 --> 00:13:58,091
Walker, right.
377
00:13:58,279 --> 00:14:01,608
So these guys, huh? Yeah,
just really going for it.
378
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,412
Just going right in. Wow.
379
00:14:03,414 --> 00:14:06,315
You know, some people
might call them crazy,
380
00:14:06,317 --> 00:14:09,318
or, you know, some people might even say,
381
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,120
I don't know, stupid,
382
00:14:11,122 --> 00:14:15,524
but they're teenagers, you know, 17 and 19.
383
00:14:15,526 --> 00:14:16,658
I mean, what?
384
00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:21,069
And these people might
have a point or not at all
385
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,932
because these two are
gonna be married forever,
386
00:14:23,934 --> 00:14:27,736
and no doubt about it... teenagers.
387
00:14:27,738 --> 00:14:29,243
It's crazy.
388
00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:32,036
But is it?
389
00:14:32,543 --> 00:14:34,055
Or is it possible
390
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,945
that you can know who you're
meant to be with from the start,
391
00:14:36,947 --> 00:14:39,347
and maybe we just let a bunch of things
392
00:14:39,349 --> 00:14:43,018
like not saying how we
really feel get in the way,
393
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:45,453
and, you know, maybe it
is better to wait and see
394
00:14:45,455 --> 00:14:48,790
if fate brings us back around
in this crazy merry-go-round
395
00:14:48,792 --> 00:14:50,325
that seems to spin endlessly,
396
00:14:50,327 --> 00:14:52,160
making us want to barf in the process.
397
00:14:52,162 --> 00:14:55,396
And, you know, does fate really exist?
398
00:14:55,398 --> 00:14:57,065
And if so,
399
00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:59,693
why even bother, you know?
400
00:15:00,537 --> 00:15:04,873
She is losing what's left
of her tiny, pathetic mind.
401
00:15:06,808 --> 00:15:08,443
To the beautiful couple.
402
00:15:08,445 --> 00:15:11,712
I hope I'm lucky enough one
day to find what you have.
403
00:15:11,714 --> 00:15:12,847
Cheers.
404
00:15:12,849 --> 00:15:16,117
[glasses clinking]
405
00:15:16,119 --> 00:15:18,453
This is so [bleep] stupid.
406
00:15:18,455 --> 00:15:21,989
We're at an engagement party
for two teenage dip[bleep].
407
00:15:21,991 --> 00:15:24,091
Like this is gonna last. Please.
408
00:15:24,093 --> 00:15:25,560
Speak it, Shady.
409
00:15:25,562 --> 00:15:27,137
Knock it off, Sadita.
410
00:15:27,631 --> 00:15:29,396
Why are you being so precious?
411
00:15:29,398 --> 00:15:30,964
She's going to college next year,
412
00:15:30,966 --> 00:15:32,799
and you know that the
minute she gets there,
413
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,368
she's gonna be in a frat-bro sandwich
414
00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:36,270
before she can even crack a book.
415
00:15:36,272 --> 00:15:39,906
Marriage is for simple-minded asshats.
416
00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:43,977
Where are you going?
417
00:15:43,979 --> 00:15:46,112
Bitches be tripping.
418
00:15:49,817 --> 00:15:51,985
[chuckles]
419
00:15:54,555 --> 00:15:56,238
- Hey...
- Listen...
420
00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,425
Listen...
421
00:15:59,427 --> 00:16:00,593
I messed everything up.
422
00:16:00,595 --> 00:16:02,628
It's okay. Don't. I kind of...
423
00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:04,064
Dude, let me finish.
424
00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:05,331
We both did some stuff.
425
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:08,001
You know how I... I mean you and me...
426
00:16:08,003 --> 00:16:10,070
You don't have to. You don't have to.
427
00:16:10,072 --> 00:16:11,537
I mean, you and me were like... I want to.
428
00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:12,806
Bro, I know.
429
00:16:12,808 --> 00:16:14,392
It's chill.
430
00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:17,976
- We cool?
- Yeah, totally.
431
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:20,579
Good, 'cause I...
432
00:16:20,581 --> 00:16:22,514
I know. And I...
433
00:16:22,516 --> 00:16:24,123
Oh, I know.
434
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:32,257
[man speaking indistinctly on television]
435
00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:39,697
Okay. What'd I do?
436
00:16:39,722 --> 00:16:41,866
- You're rude.
- News flash.
437
00:16:42,246 --> 00:16:44,283
Like this is the first time you've noticed?
438
00:16:44,308 --> 00:16:47,267
It's the first time I've been
called a simple-minded asshat.
439
00:16:47,292 --> 00:16:48,740
I was saying that about people who...
440
00:16:48,742 --> 00:16:50,275
Oh, come on.
441
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:52,777
Are you saying you're
one of those people who...
442
00:16:53,105 --> 00:16:54,744
Wait, are you saying you want...
443
00:16:54,777 --> 00:16:56,877
Jesus, Sadita, don't flatter yourself.
444
00:16:56,902 --> 00:16:59,536
Oh, thank God. I thought
you were about to...
445
00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:02,688
As if. We've known each
other for, like, five minutes.
446
00:17:02,759 --> 00:17:04,228
Then why?
447
00:17:04,877 --> 00:17:08,319
Because someday I do want to get married.
448
00:17:08,547 --> 00:17:11,514
- Not to you.
- Why not to me?
449
00:17:11,516 --> 00:17:14,084
Because you're rude.
450
00:17:14,086 --> 00:17:15,485
Fair.
451
00:17:15,487 --> 00:17:18,021
And when it's right between two people,
452
00:17:18,023 --> 00:17:19,610
I think it's a nice thing.
453
00:17:20,738 --> 00:17:22,471
You are simple.
454
00:17:22,878 --> 00:17:24,294
Where I'm from, getting married
455
00:17:24,296 --> 00:17:25,796
is how you show someone that you love them.
456
00:17:25,798 --> 00:17:27,397
Where I'm from, getting married
457
00:17:27,399 --> 00:17:28,899
is when you start to hate each other.
458
00:17:28,901 --> 00:17:31,400
I swear, my dad went to jail
just to get away from my mom,
459
00:17:31,402 --> 00:17:34,623
and I don't count on it
being any different for me.
460
00:17:34,939 --> 00:17:36,670
So what do you count on?
461
00:17:37,174 --> 00:17:38,440
My future.
462
00:17:38,442 --> 00:17:40,076
It's the only thing I can count on.
463
00:17:40,078 --> 00:17:41,644
And I count on mine.
464
00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:42,945
You should.
465
00:17:42,947 --> 00:17:43,842
I do.
466
00:17:46,984 --> 00:17:50,251
So does this mean you're not
gonna have sex with me later?
467
00:17:50,788 --> 00:17:51,988
Maybe if you beg.
468
00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:54,889
[scoffs] I wouldn't count on it.
469
00:17:54,891 --> 00:17:56,394
I would.
470
00:18:00,596 --> 00:18:02,631
Oh, thanks for saving me out there.
471
00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:04,165
Yeah. Are you always like this?
472
00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,934
Oh. Sorry my speech was bad.
473
00:18:05,936 --> 00:18:08,721
No. I'm not just talking about
the thoughtless speech, Jenna.
474
00:18:08,746 --> 00:18:09,996
All you've been doing today
475
00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:12,290
is been making rude
faces at Adam and Tamara.
476
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:14,509
See, it's that face right there.
477
00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,577
Why are you so unsupportive of them?
478
00:18:16,579 --> 00:18:18,746
It's your best friend in
love with my best friend.
479
00:18:18,748 --> 00:18:21,215
- Because she's not!
- Okay. What do you mean?
480
00:18:21,217 --> 00:18:24,128
- Why would you say that?
- Because it's the truth, Brian.
481
00:18:24,153 --> 00:18:25,819
They had this fun little thing in Mexico,
482
00:18:25,821 --> 00:18:27,522
and she got carried away
and agreed to marry him
483
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:28,889
because she thought he'd be shipping off
484
00:18:28,891 --> 00:18:30,331
before she ever had to go through with it,
485
00:18:30,356 --> 00:18:32,126
and she got all caught
in these wedding details,
486
00:18:32,128 --> 00:18:34,645
and she doesn't love
him, and she never did.
487
00:18:37,687 --> 00:18:38,649
Jenna.
488
00:18:41,905 --> 00:18:43,706
She never did.
489
00:18:44,139 --> 00:18:45,570
Is that true?
490
00:18:52,789 --> 00:18:54,953
Tamara, I am so sorry.
491
00:19:00,388 --> 00:19:02,120
Pigs in a blanket, anyone?
492
00:19:05,902 --> 00:19:07,435
T, I messed up everything,
493
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:09,471
and you have every right to be mad at me.
494
00:19:09,473 --> 00:19:11,429
I don't know how I feel.
495
00:19:11,642 --> 00:19:14,076
I'm mad at you. I'm mad at me.
496
00:19:14,078 --> 00:19:18,097
And I feel horrible that
I hurt him because I...
497
00:19:19,206 --> 00:19:21,283
[bleep]. [bleep].
498
00:19:21,285 --> 00:19:23,285
[bleep], [bleep], [bleep].
499
00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:25,386
- What?
- I love him.
500
00:19:25,411 --> 00:19:28,089
- Tamara, no...
- Don't do that.
501
00:19:28,091 --> 00:19:31,025
Don't tell me I don't, because I do.
502
00:19:31,027 --> 00:19:33,961
I love him. I love Adam.
503
00:19:33,963 --> 00:19:36,197
I might love wedding planning,
but I can love Adam too.
504
00:19:36,199 --> 00:19:38,066
I have enough love in my heart for both.
505
00:19:38,068 --> 00:19:39,589
- T.
- Don't "T" me, Jenna.
506
00:19:39,614 --> 00:19:41,042
I'm pissed.
507
00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:42,261
I'm sorry.
508
00:19:42,286 --> 00:19:44,685
Not at you, at me. [sniffles]
509
00:19:44,973 --> 00:19:47,174
I'm the one that acted like an idiot,
510
00:19:47,176 --> 00:19:50,763
and now the guy I love just
walked out of my life forever.
511
00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:53,780
Okay, I guess I'm pissed at you too.
512
00:19:53,782 --> 00:19:55,683
I can be pissed at you and be pissed at me.
513
00:19:55,685 --> 00:19:57,928
I have enough anger and despair for both.
514
00:20:00,822 --> 00:20:03,257
I have to let the butterflies go.
515
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:11,760
(Jenna) I felt terrible about
sabotaging Tamara's relationship,
516
00:20:11,785 --> 00:20:13,566
but it was the thought
of another relationship
517
00:20:13,568 --> 00:20:15,836
that was starting to give me butterflies.
518
00:20:15,838 --> 00:20:18,371
Did Matty really have feelings for me?
519
00:20:18,373 --> 00:20:19,238
[girl laughing]
520
00:20:19,263 --> 00:20:22,497
And was that Gabby in
my yard with no pants on?
521
00:20:22,498 --> 00:20:24,121
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522
00:20:24,146 --> 00:20:25,191
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523
00:20:25,206 --> 00:20:27,894
What if Adam is my Mr.
Big, and I just let him go?
524
00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:28,894
Calm down.
525
00:20:28,896 --> 00:20:30,329
You are a relationship saboteur.
526
00:20:30,331 --> 00:20:32,031
(Jenna) Am I the reason
my relationships fail?
527
00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:35,319
I don't have time to detail all
of the drama that you caused.
528
00:20:35,344 --> 00:20:36,519
I got to go find my girlfriend,
529
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:38,468
and if she's not here, where is she?
530
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:39,936
[both scream]
531
00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:41,578
- What are you doing here?
- [knock at door]
532
00:20:41,603 --> 00:20:43,992
Was Matty here? I wasn't ready for this.