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(Jenna) Previously on <i>Awkward...</i>

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Party's not for me, hot tits.

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It's for your knocked-up mama.

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I know that I have to
earn your forgiveness.

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What has gotten into you?

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I have this great new boyfriend
that I want you to meet.

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Just let her go.

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You had your chance.

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I love Matty.

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(Jenna voice-over) Only 23
days left of high school,

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and while most seniors were stressing

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over college decision day,

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I was at peace,

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because I had already committed to Wycoff.

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That meant the only
major decision left for me

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was when and how to tell
Matty McKibben I loved him.

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We just had our first ultrasound.

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The sex of the baby is in this envelope.

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- You want to hear my guess?
- Shut it, Kevin.

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I hope it's a girl. I want a little sister.

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Whoa, let's not tear into
that like it's a gas bill.

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Don't you want to know?

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Well, there's this new
thing people are doing...

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a gender reveal party.

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You send a bakery a sealed envelope,

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and they make a cake... pink or blue...

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and cover it with white icing,

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and when you cut into it at the party,

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everyone finds out the
sex of the baby together.

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Or we could just open the envelope.

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I mean, usually,

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it's a party that's
thrown by your best friend,

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but Val's MIA

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and Ally's too drunk past
noon to keep a secret,

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so, um...

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I guess I'm out of luck.

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What if I throw the party for you?

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Would you?

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It's just that I didn't get to celebrate

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the first time around,

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and I really want to make this one special.

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Wow. Sorry I was so un-special.

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Not you.

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The pregnancy.

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Honey, I was 16.

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People weren't exactly jumping up and down.

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Nowadays, they get their own reality show.

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Okay. Ah!

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No peeking.

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If you know, I will see it in your eyes,

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and the surprise will be ruined.

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Don't worry. I got this.

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(Jenna voice-over) Now I
had two big secrets to reveal

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when the time was right.

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[bleep].

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- Too bad one of them was already in the toilet.
- _

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Synced and corrected by Chitorafa
www.addic7ed.com

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[toilet flushes]

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What's going on?

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Nothing.

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Everything's fine in there.

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(Lacey) I was thinking
about the decorations.

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Maybe we should go with
gender-neutral colors.

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Green, yellow... not purple.

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People read way too much into purple.

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(Jenna voice-over) What was the right
outfit to tell someone you love them?

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(Lacey) Are you listening to me?

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What is going on with
you? You look different.

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You look...

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happy.

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It's because I am.

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I think I still have feelings for Matty,

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and I'm pretty sure

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he still has feelings for me.

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And I know it's crazy,

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but I had this dream about Matty,

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and I think our problem is
we're just bad at communicating,

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and I just want to put it all out there

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and see what happens.

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Sweetie, are you sure that's a good idea?

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I mean, you've...

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you've been down that road before.

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Would have thought
you'd be more supportive.

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You've always been a fan of Matty.

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I am, but...

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Sometimes, it's just best to move on.

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Look, you have so much
to look forward to...

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graduation, college,

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my party!

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I saw a cake at a friend's shower,

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and it was shaped just like a teddy bear.

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I would love a cake like that.

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We'll get right on that.

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Sorry to bore you with my life.

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(Kevin) Hey. What's going on?

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I'm a horrible person.

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Hey...

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you are not a horrible person.

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Your hormones just make
you act horrible sometimes.

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I swear, if you bring up my hormones again,

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so help me...

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Sorry.

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[sighs]

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I screwed up, Kevin.

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On Spring Break, Matty
came looking for Jenna,

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and I told him that it was time to move on.

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To leave Jenna alone.

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- Oh, Lacey.
- I know.

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I shouldn't have intervened.

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Tell me I'm a bad parent.

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Tell me Jenna's old enough
to make her own decisions.

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- Well...
- Who are you to judge me?

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I'm the one that's been picking
up the pieces between them

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over and over again.

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- Do you know how hard that is?
- I can...

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Besides, there's nothing
I can do about it now.

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- Well, you...
- You know what?

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I'll tell her. Anything
to get you off my back.

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Ah!

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(Jenna voice-over) I was determined
not to let my mother spoil my day.

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I knew someone who would be happy for me.

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Someone who understood that
when love was in your heart,

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you had to share it.

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Love is dead!

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(Jenna) Then again, timing is everything.

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T, how long is this dark
journey of yours gonna last?

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Sorry to be all <i>Island
of Dr. Morose,</i>

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but Adam's love for me was real,

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and I killed it.

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Well, you fired the gun.

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- But I loaded it.
- I'm sorry.

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It'll get better.

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Why don't you come help
me out this weekend?

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I'm throwing a gender
reveal party for my mom.

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She wants to make a big deal out
of everything for the new baby.

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Dial back your green monster, Elphaba.

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It totes makes sense.

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Her last pregnancy was bleak;

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this one's chic.

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T, you rhymed.

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You're starting to sound
like your old self again.

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That's right. Columbia.

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Read it and weep for your own complacency.

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(Matty) All right, what do you think, Jake?

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You ready to put your flag on the board?

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At this point, it's just a coin
flip between safety schools.

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(Sadie) Safety schools are for losers.

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That's why I didn't apply to any.

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[cell phone chimes]

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Ugh. It's my mom about my lunch again.

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What?

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I've been spending a few
nights a week at her condo

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and she insists on bringing me my lunch.

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It's so smothering.

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It's a pretty amazing 180 with Darlene.

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I never would have seen that coming.

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(Sadie) It's gonna take more
than a few weeks of nurturing

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and a car to make up for
treating me like [bleep]

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most of my life.

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But she's trying, though.

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(Jenna voice-over) There he was...

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the man of my dreams.

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Literally.

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You look really happy today.

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So I've been told.

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See you're already on the board.

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Feels pretty good.

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- How about you?
- Got until Monday.

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So, are you gonna tell me
what's behind that smile?

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Come here.

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This must be good.

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I hope so.

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Um, I had a conversation with drunk Gabby,

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and then you came to me in a dream,

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which you really didn't
actually need to know,

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but the point is,

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you and I are really bad at communicating,

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sort of like how I'm
flailing around right now,

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and I just...

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I'm so sorry. I got to take this.

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Hello?

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(Jenna voice-over) Saved by the bell.

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I sounded like a crazy person.

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I needed to hit the reset on my reveal.

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Lose the rambling preamble

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and get to the point.

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That's really, uh, awesome.

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O-okay.

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Thanks.

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That was the Berkeley soccer coach.

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An incoming freshman mid-fielder

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just shattered his ankle skateboarding,

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which means they have one
more spot to fill on the team

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and I got it!

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I'm going to Berkeley!

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Oh! Way to go!

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Right under the wire!

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- Whoo!
- I know, right?

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And Berkeley is my number one choice.

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Until a minute ago, I was worried

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I'd end up at one of my safety schools.

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And now Berkeley!

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Well, put your flag on the board, man.

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I am sorry. What did you want to say?

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It was nothing. Congrats.

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Really.

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Sorry to bother you.

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It's sushi from Kaiku's.

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I hope that's all right.

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That's fine. I guess there's no easy way

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to get a hot lunch to school.

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Oh. Okay.

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Have a good day, sweetie.

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Mom.

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Is your boyfriend still
coming into town this weekend?

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Yes.

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But you don't need to meet
Ted until you're ready.

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I'm ready.

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Okay.

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I really want to know
what you think of him.

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Your approval means a lot.

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(Jenna voice-over) The moment had arrived.

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Matty was alone at lunch.

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After royally screwing up my first attempt,

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nothing was gonna stop me now.

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Matty.

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These last three years have been crazy,

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but through it all,
there's been one constant.

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You.

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I love you.

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I...love you.

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I love you too.

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(all) Jatty. Jatty. Jatty.

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[chanting continues]

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[cheers and applause]

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(Sadie) Earth to Hamilturd.

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You're blocking the way.

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[bell rings]

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Hey.

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What are you doing Saturday?

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Jake and I are going to
the pier Saturday night.

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Come with us.

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You too, Sadie.

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Darn, I have plans.

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Actually, I was thinking more just...

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you and I.

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Alone.

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Oh. Uh...

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Sure.

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You gonna tell me what this is about?

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Saturday.

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(Lacey) Well, if that's as fluffy
as you can get it, it's fine.

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(Jenna voice-over) Thankfully, this
gender reveal would be over soon,

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and I'd be free to go to dinner with Matty

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for my big reveal.

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Hey.

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Why don't we go out to dinner
and celebrate after the party?

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I can't. I have plans.

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I'm going out with Matty.

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Uh, your mom has something
she needs to talk to you about.

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I don't want to fight.

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Good. Hold that thought.

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Back on Spring Break,

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something happened that I
should have told you about.

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Matty came to the house looking for you,

266
00:08:38,257 --> 00:08:40,557
and I sent him away

267
00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:42,058
and told him to leave you alone.

268
00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:43,427
Why would you do that?

269
00:08:43,429 --> 00:08:46,062
You helped him find his dad
and then he just left you,

270
00:08:46,064 --> 00:08:48,398
and I was really mad at him.

271
00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,733
Well, so was I.

272
00:08:49,735 --> 00:08:52,369
I... I thought I was helping.

273
00:08:52,371 --> 00:08:54,404
Interfering is not helping.

274
00:08:54,406 --> 00:08:56,606
It's bad enough that you
told him to stay away,

275
00:08:56,608 --> 00:08:58,307
but the fact that you're
just telling me now?

276
00:08:58,309 --> 00:09:00,343
Because I was worried that
you wouldn't understand

277
00:09:00,345 --> 00:09:02,077
and you would be mad at me.

278
00:09:02,079 --> 00:09:04,313
I have a right to know what's
really going on in my life,

279
00:09:04,315 --> 00:09:05,414
whether it is good or bad.

280
00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:07,002
And I realize that now, sweetie,

281
00:09:07,027 --> 00:09:08,960
but you were smiling with Brian

282
00:09:08,962 --> 00:09:10,795
and Matty had hurt you so bad,

283
00:09:10,797 --> 00:09:13,980
and I really thought that I was helping.

284
00:09:13,996 --> 00:09:16,644
When in fact all you were
doing was getting in the way.

285
00:09:16,669 --> 00:09:17,602
[doorbell rings]

286
00:09:17,621 --> 00:09:19,887
Can we just talk about this later?

287
00:09:19,889 --> 00:09:20,855
[doorbell rings]

288
00:09:20,857 --> 00:09:22,322
I'm coming!

289
00:09:22,324 --> 00:09:24,391
So when does soccer
training start for Berkeley?

290
00:09:24,393 --> 00:09:26,293
I don't know. I haven't
officially committed yet.

291
00:09:26,295 --> 00:09:27,895
Why not? I would have
committed over the phone

292
00:09:27,897 --> 00:09:29,563
before they could change their minds.

293
00:09:29,565 --> 00:09:31,832
I'm just going over
everything one more time.

294
00:09:31,834 --> 00:09:33,994
Ferry, New Hampshire, UCSB...

295
00:09:34,019 --> 00:09:35,235
they're good schools too.

296
00:09:35,260 --> 00:09:36,821
None of those can compete with Berkeley.

297
00:09:36,823 --> 00:09:37,737
That's Division 1.

298
00:09:37,762 --> 00:09:39,694
Yeah, I'm like 90% going to Berkeley.

299
00:09:39,696 --> 00:09:40,562
Damn right.

300
00:09:40,564 --> 00:09:42,091
We're celebrating tonight.

301
00:09:42,116 --> 00:09:44,597
Oh, I kind of made other plans.

302
00:09:44,622 --> 00:09:46,488
I'm going out with Jenna.

303
00:09:47,004 --> 00:09:49,605
Oh, better not turn your back on me.

304
00:09:49,607 --> 00:09:51,039
- Ah!
- Oh.

305
00:09:51,041 --> 00:09:53,542
[video game character groans] Game over.

306
00:09:53,544 --> 00:09:55,477
What? She asked me out.

307
00:09:55,479 --> 00:09:57,445
Jenna's going to Wycoff, in Maine.

308
00:09:57,447 --> 00:09:59,414
Suddenly, you're considering Ferry,

309
00:09:59,416 --> 00:10:00,682
in Maine.

310
00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:01,683
Seriously, dude?

311
00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,484
I'm going to Berkeley, okay?

312
00:10:03,486 --> 00:10:04,919
All week, she's been sending signals,

313
00:10:04,921 --> 00:10:06,821
like maybe she wants to get back together.

314
00:10:06,823 --> 00:10:09,423
You are reading a lot into one date.

315
00:10:09,425 --> 00:10:11,225
We might have gotten
together on Spring Break

316
00:10:11,227 --> 00:10:12,493
if I hadn't screwed things up.

317
00:10:12,495 --> 00:10:13,961
She didn't seem too broken up.

318
00:10:13,963 --> 00:10:16,096
And she moved on pretty
quick with the Marine.

319
00:10:16,098 --> 00:10:18,824
A lot of people moved on
pretty quick in Mexico.

320
00:10:19,258 --> 00:10:20,019
Point taken.

321
00:10:20,044 --> 00:10:21,175
It's just...

322
00:10:21,402 --> 00:10:23,270
any time she looks your way,

323
00:10:23,272 --> 00:10:24,662
you're ready to jump.

324
00:10:25,807 --> 00:10:27,741
Well, the first couple of weeks,

325
00:10:27,743 --> 00:10:30,411
I craved beef jerky, just like with Jenna.

326
00:10:30,413 --> 00:10:32,212
And then, suddenly,

327
00:10:32,214 --> 00:10:33,547
jerky made me want to hurl,

328
00:10:33,549 --> 00:10:35,527
and now I'm craving healthy foods.

329
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,584
It's so interesting.

330
00:10:37,586 --> 00:10:40,043
It's so not.

331
00:10:40,722 --> 00:10:42,556
Little bitch. Fill 'er up.

332
00:10:45,825 --> 00:10:46,792
Tamara.

333
00:10:46,794 --> 00:10:47,993
You're missing the party,

334
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,662
and how the new baby craves healthy foods

335
00:10:49,664 --> 00:10:50,910
and I only craved crap.

336
00:10:50,935 --> 00:10:52,698
Your #babymamadrama

337
00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:53,799
has to retire.

338
00:10:53,801 --> 00:10:54,902
When we were in Mexico,

339
00:10:54,927 --> 00:10:56,602
she told Matty to stay away from me.

340
00:10:56,604 --> 00:10:58,471
I can kind of see her point.

341
00:10:58,473 --> 00:10:59,385
Really?

342
00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:00,605
Can't wait any longer.

343
00:11:00,629 --> 00:11:02,495
If she tells another story
while I'm still sober,

344
00:11:02,497 --> 00:11:03,878
I may kill her.

345
00:11:04,466 --> 00:11:06,165
I can't believe you're taking her side.

346
00:11:06,167 --> 00:11:08,167
It's not really about taking sides, Jenna.

347
00:11:08,169 --> 00:11:10,069
It's... [gasps]

348
00:11:10,648 --> 00:11:12,038
Ally, no! That's for the...

349
00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,273
Gender reveal.

350
00:11:13,275 --> 00:11:15,141
No one can know that it's pink inside.

351
00:11:15,143 --> 00:11:16,827
Don't tell anyone.

352
00:11:16,852 --> 00:11:19,041
Relax. It's not like I'm
dying to spread the word

353
00:11:19,066 --> 00:11:21,166
your mom's having another little bitch.

354
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,816
Oh, funny and smart.

355
00:11:26,818 --> 00:11:28,844
Just as amazing as your mom said you were.

356
00:11:28,869 --> 00:11:30,102
I know.

357
00:11:30,141 --> 00:11:31,417
You're welcome.

358
00:11:31,419 --> 00:11:33,653
You know, it is so great
to finally meet you.

359
00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:34,984
When I was here in September,

360
00:11:35,017 --> 00:11:36,884
your mom said you were too
busy applying to colleges.

361
00:11:36,886 --> 00:11:39,654
Oh. Did she?

362
00:11:39,656 --> 00:11:40,688
It is wonderful

363
00:11:40,690 --> 00:11:42,222
how attuned to you Darlene is,

364
00:11:42,224 --> 00:11:44,581
even though you've had to
live in different cities.

365
00:11:44,606 --> 00:11:45,526
Yeah.

366
00:11:45,528 --> 00:11:47,594
It's like she's freaking
psychic or something.

367
00:11:50,731 --> 00:11:52,131
Jenna, this isn't working.

368
00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:54,347
Looks like the bear took a dump.

369
00:11:54,372 --> 00:11:56,621
Let me go to the store
and get some white icing.

370
00:11:56,645 --> 00:11:57,558
That'll take too long.

371
00:11:57,583 --> 00:11:59,042
I'm going out as soon as this is over.

372
00:11:59,067 --> 00:11:59,755
Where?

373
00:11:59,775 --> 00:12:01,408
What if I told you that I
think I'm in love with Matty

374
00:12:01,410 --> 00:12:02,842
and I'm going out with
him tonight to tell him?

375
00:12:02,844 --> 00:12:05,464
I would say that it's too late.

376
00:12:05,489 --> 00:12:07,208
That the time for shipping Matty and Jenna

377
00:12:07,232 --> 00:12:09,533
has sailed and sunk multiple times.

378
00:12:09,535 --> 00:12:10,918
That's a mean thing to say,

379
00:12:10,943 --> 00:12:11,856
but I'm gonna let it go,

380
00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,412
'cause you're still in a
weird space because of Adam.

381
00:12:13,414 --> 00:12:15,513
Sorry to debunk your Big Blame Theory,

382
00:12:15,537 --> 00:12:18,103
but the two of you were
never good for each other.

383
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:20,380
Even if you do manage to not screw it up

384
00:12:20,396 --> 00:12:22,099
before school's out, then what?

385
00:12:22,115 --> 00:12:23,014
You two are going to college

386
00:12:23,015 --> 00:12:24,314
on opposite sides of the country.

387
00:12:24,316 --> 00:12:25,549
All I know is that I love him.

388
00:12:25,551 --> 00:12:27,017
I loved Adam.

389
00:12:27,019 --> 00:12:28,352
And I still hurt him.

390
00:12:28,354 --> 00:12:30,654
Because I didn't think
things through all the way.

391
00:12:30,656 --> 00:12:33,190
I thought you of all
people would understand.

392
00:12:33,192 --> 00:12:34,824
All right, well, let's go cut this cake

393
00:12:34,826 --> 00:12:36,419
so I can get out of here.

394
00:12:40,631 --> 00:12:41,765
Where's Mom?

395
00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:43,099
(Ally) She's gone to pee.

396
00:12:43,101 --> 00:12:44,528
Another thing pregnant women talk about

397
00:12:44,553 --> 00:12:46,911
as if it's a Silicon Valley stock tip.

398
00:12:47,638 --> 00:12:49,505
Where do you guys want this?

399
00:12:49,507 --> 00:12:50,941
Oh, just put it, uh,

400
00:12:50,966 --> 00:12:53,076
yeah, right about... but don't...

401
00:12:53,078 --> 00:12:53,943
- [gasps]
- Oh!

402
00:12:53,945 --> 00:12:55,745
It's part of the gender reveal.

403
00:12:55,747 --> 00:12:57,413
Okay. I already knew.

404
00:12:57,415 --> 00:12:58,302
You knew?

405
00:12:58,327 --> 00:12:59,730
Yeah, I was at the ultrasound.

406
00:12:59,755 --> 00:13:01,817
Get these balloons back in!

407
00:13:01,819 --> 00:13:03,285
Ohh!

408
00:13:03,287 --> 00:13:04,452
[loud bang]

409
00:13:04,454 --> 00:13:06,394
(Kevin) Hey! Time to cut the cake.

410
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:08,138
Come on. Let's cut it together.

411
00:13:08,481 --> 00:13:09,792
Oh. Big box.

412
00:13:09,794 --> 00:13:11,359
[sighs]

413
00:13:12,261 --> 00:13:13,662
[sighs]

414
00:13:15,631 --> 00:13:18,432
Kevin cut the cord when Jenna was born.

415
00:13:18,434 --> 00:13:19,801
Just cut the damn cake.

416
00:13:21,369 --> 00:13:22,704
(Val) I'm back!

417
00:13:26,161 --> 00:13:27,782
I couldn't commit to Biggie

418
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,758
until I had a chance to see the world,

419
00:13:29,783 --> 00:13:32,544
so I decided to pull an "Eat, Play, Love."

420
00:13:32,546 --> 00:13:33,850
I skipped the Ashram part.

421
00:13:33,851 --> 00:13:36,091
Curry doesn't always agree with me.

422
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:40,685
You don't want to know what
curry does to a pregnant woman.

423
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:41,886
No, we really don't.

424
00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:45,090
You know, what I think
makes the world so incredible

425
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,424
is the people.

426
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,428
I met Enzo at a little
gelato shop on the piazza.

427
00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:50,462
He taught me Italian,

428
00:13:50,464 --> 00:13:52,797
which is the language of love.

429
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:53,831
Who's ready for cake?

430
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,998
Then there was Ian.

431
00:13:55,023 --> 00:13:58,334
He bought me a warm beer
in a real Yorkshire pub.

432
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,371
The English are so nutty.

433
00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:01,772
They call fries "chips" and...

434
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,808
Where are you going? You
still have to cut the cake.

435
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,142
You mean my damn cake?

436
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:06,506
You can't leave your own party.

437
00:14:06,531 --> 00:14:07,936
Nobody cares.

438
00:14:07,952 --> 00:14:10,486
They would rather hear Val's
stories than mine anyway.

439
00:14:10,488 --> 00:14:13,723
Okay, you are acting like
a baby at your own shower.

440
00:14:13,725 --> 00:14:14,924
Get back in there with your friends

441
00:14:14,926 --> 00:14:16,091
and your gender neutral streamers

442
00:14:16,093 --> 00:14:17,392
and your teddy bear cake

443
00:14:17,394 --> 00:14:19,027
that I had to call four
bakeries just to find

444
00:14:19,029 --> 00:14:20,562
so that you could have your perfect party.

445
00:14:20,564 --> 00:14:22,560
But the bear cake that I wanted was taller.

446
00:14:22,585 --> 00:14:23,858
You know what? That's it.

447
00:14:23,882 --> 00:14:25,022
I've had enough.

448
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:27,405
For someone who wants to control
every single little thing,

449
00:14:27,421 --> 00:14:29,654
including who can and can't talk to me,

450
00:14:29,656 --> 00:14:32,489
there's one thing that you
can't seem to get a grasp on:

451
00:14:32,514 --> 00:14:33,625
birth control.

452
00:14:33,627 --> 00:14:35,059
Word.

453
00:14:39,507 --> 00:14:41,074
My bad. I've got this.

454
00:14:41,076 --> 00:14:42,375
[door slams]

455
00:14:43,259 --> 00:14:44,393
[sighs]

456
00:14:47,819 --> 00:14:50,219
- Sorry.
- No, you were right.

457
00:14:50,221 --> 00:14:53,678
I just wanted this party
to be perfect because...

458
00:14:54,092 --> 00:14:56,927
I want everything to be
perfect for this baby.

459
00:14:58,362 --> 00:15:01,097
I want to be a better
parent this time around.

460
00:15:01,498 --> 00:15:02,833
You're not that bad.

461
00:15:02,835 --> 00:15:04,233
[laughs]

462
00:15:07,303 --> 00:15:09,268
I'm really sorry for interfering.

463
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,107
And it's killing me to think
that if it weren't for me,

464
00:15:12,109 --> 00:15:14,522
you and Matty might have gotten
back together on Spring Break

465
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,111
and been happy this whole time.

466
00:15:16,113 --> 00:15:18,180
I was furious with Matty that night.

467
00:15:18,182 --> 00:15:19,348
Who knows what I would have said

468
00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:20,850
if he'd have found me with Brian.

469
00:15:20,852 --> 00:15:23,919
So maybe it's a good thing I sent him away?

470
00:15:23,921 --> 00:15:25,320
Maybe it's a very good thing.

471
00:15:25,322 --> 00:15:27,923
I mean, now I know better.

472
00:15:27,925 --> 00:15:29,892
I know what I want.

473
00:15:29,871 --> 00:15:32,068
I just hope it's not too late.

474
00:15:32,093 --> 00:15:34,493
You can still make the
most of every moment.

475
00:15:34,495 --> 00:15:36,262
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

476
00:15:36,264 --> 00:15:38,797
There is still a chance for Matty and me.

477
00:15:42,268 --> 00:15:44,802
So, in the end, I was right to interfere.

478
00:15:44,804 --> 00:15:46,003
Ah... too soon.

479
00:15:46,005 --> 00:15:47,353
Damn, I knew it.

480
00:15:47,678 --> 00:15:49,644
You guys have the same mannerisms.

481
00:15:49,709 --> 00:15:51,690
It's like you're two peas in a pod.

482
00:15:52,412 --> 00:15:53,811
- Oh!
- Oh, honey.

483
00:15:53,813 --> 00:15:55,112
Oh, shoot.

484
00:15:55,114 --> 00:15:56,080
Let me get a waiter.

485
00:15:56,082 --> 00:15:57,459
Oh, my gosh.

486
00:15:57,817 --> 00:15:59,064
Just...

487
00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:01,091
I won't be long.

488
00:16:01,179 --> 00:16:02,512
Excuse me.

489
00:16:04,351 --> 00:16:05,284
Wow.

490
00:16:05,286 --> 00:16:07,620
Your mom is really something.

491
00:16:07,622 --> 00:16:09,388
Yeah. She is something.

492
00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:11,490
You know, two years apart
can't have been easy,

493
00:16:11,515 --> 00:16:15,288
but it sounds like with the
constant texting and Skyping,

494
00:16:15,304 --> 00:16:17,237
you both found a way to make it work.

495
00:16:17,239 --> 00:16:19,105
Almost sounds too good to be true.

496
00:16:20,140 --> 00:16:21,875
I blotted most of it out.

497
00:16:21,877 --> 00:16:23,677
I'm such a klutz.

498
00:16:23,679 --> 00:16:25,311
You know me.

499
00:16:25,313 --> 00:16:26,713
Oh.

500
00:16:26,715 --> 00:16:29,850
I know you better than ever.

501
00:16:29,852 --> 00:16:31,317
And I am so looking forward

502
00:16:31,319 --> 00:16:33,119
to helping Ted get to know you

503
00:16:33,121 --> 00:16:35,922
just as well as I do, Mom.

504
00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:38,825
[door closes]

505
00:16:38,827 --> 00:16:40,059
There she is!

506
00:16:40,061 --> 00:16:41,260
Come on. Let's get this cake cut,

507
00:16:41,262 --> 00:16:43,467
and we can welcome this girl into...

508
00:16:44,569 --> 00:16:45,536
[bleep].

509
00:16:45,561 --> 00:16:47,161
It's a girl?

510
00:16:47,163 --> 00:16:48,498
I'm having a girl?

511
00:16:49,846 --> 00:16:51,014
You already know?

512
00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:53,543
A girl.

513
00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,591
Does everyone know but me?

514
00:16:55,616 --> 00:16:57,514
(Val) Got to love first world toilets.

515
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:58,915
What does everyone know?

516
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:01,618
It's a girl. You don't
have to act surprised.

517
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:02,785
A girl?

518
00:17:02,787 --> 00:17:05,670
Oh! I am so glad I'm here for this.

519
00:17:05,695 --> 00:17:07,222
I have missed you so much.

520
00:17:07,224 --> 00:17:09,425
How in the world did you
travel to all those places

521
00:17:09,427 --> 00:17:10,593
in such a short time?

522
00:17:10,595 --> 00:17:11,780
It wasn't really that hard.

523
00:17:11,805 --> 00:17:13,521
Epcot is very compact.

524
00:17:13,546 --> 00:17:14,413
Epcot?

525
00:17:14,438 --> 00:17:15,870
That's where you did your world travel?

526
00:17:15,882 --> 00:17:17,615
I find it more realistic than Vegas.

527
00:17:17,617 --> 00:17:19,251
I have spread my wings,

528
00:17:19,253 --> 00:17:21,607
and now I'm ready to have them clipped

529
00:17:21,632 --> 00:17:22,686
and marry Biggie.

530
00:17:22,705 --> 00:17:23,737
Marry?

531
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,037
Did Biggie propose?

532
00:17:25,039 --> 00:17:27,076
I can tell he's ready
to take the next step.

533
00:17:27,101 --> 00:17:29,035
He's been getting allergy shots.

534
00:17:29,038 --> 00:17:30,905
I can't believe it. I'm having a girl!

535
00:17:30,921 --> 00:17:32,354
I'm having a husband!

536
00:17:36,085 --> 00:17:36,966
This is weird.

537
00:17:36,991 --> 00:17:38,748
<i>It almost feels like a first date.</i>

538
00:17:38,773 --> 00:17:40,105
Except we're not in a closet.

539
00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:42,197
I don't miss the smell of wet mop.

540
00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:44,965
(Jenna voice-over) What course was
appropriate for saying "I love you"?

541
00:17:44,967 --> 00:17:46,734
Probably not one that
allowed the possibility

542
00:17:46,736 --> 00:17:48,030
of lettuce in your teeth.

543
00:17:48,055 --> 00:17:50,438
So crazy that we're about
to graduate high school.

544
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:52,139
Your parents must be
psyched about Berkeley.

545
00:17:52,141 --> 00:17:53,741
Ah, they're cool with whatever I decide.

546
00:17:53,743 --> 00:17:54,942
I had to make a pros and cons list

547
00:17:54,944 --> 00:17:57,211
to decide between Wycoff and Wycoff.

548
00:17:57,213 --> 00:17:58,612
I chose Wycoff.

549
00:18:00,549 --> 00:18:02,550
You know I got into Ferry too.

550
00:18:02,552 --> 00:18:04,485
That's only a couple hours from Wycoff.

551
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,020
I thought you wanted to play soccer.

552
00:18:07,022 --> 00:18:09,056
Well, Ferry offered me
a spot on their team.

553
00:18:09,058 --> 00:18:11,413
Division 3, but it's competitive.

554
00:18:11,994 --> 00:18:14,107
I kind of like the idea
of a smaller school.

555
00:18:14,132 --> 00:18:16,363
If small is what you're going for,

556
00:18:16,365 --> 00:18:17,397
Ferry's the one.

557
00:18:17,422 --> 00:18:19,566
And living somewhere where
it snows could be fun.

558
00:18:19,568 --> 00:18:21,268
(Jenna voice-over)
Berkeley was his future.

559
00:18:21,270 --> 00:18:24,099
I couldn't guarantee whether
Matty and I would make it.

560
00:18:24,124 --> 00:18:25,491
Decision day had come.

561
00:18:25,534 --> 00:18:28,186
It was time to grow up
and do the mature thing.

562
00:18:28,202 --> 00:18:30,336
If I truly loved Matty,

563
00:18:30,338 --> 00:18:31,507
I had to let him go.

564
00:18:31,531 --> 00:18:32,858
You should go to Berkeley.

565
00:18:32,883 --> 00:18:34,288
I don't know.

566
00:18:35,054 --> 00:18:37,188
There's a lot of ski resorts in Maine.

567
00:18:37,264 --> 00:18:40,438
We could meet up on the
weekends and hit the slopes.

568
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,807
To be honest, I sort of hate skiing.

569
00:18:42,809 --> 00:18:44,642
Well, we could meet up afterwards.

570
00:18:44,644 --> 00:18:46,444
In front of a cozy, warm fire.

571
00:18:46,446 --> 00:18:49,447
I'm probably gonna be swamped
on the weekends with homework.

572
00:18:50,582 --> 00:18:51,827
Okay.

573
00:18:51,852 --> 00:18:53,160
I get it.

574
00:18:53,874 --> 00:18:55,273
So, what are we doing here?

575
00:18:55,514 --> 00:18:57,755
And what'd you want to tell me so bad?

576
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:01,659
(Jenna voice-over) I finally understood
why my mom did what she did in Mexico,

577
00:19:01,661 --> 00:19:03,060
and I could forgive her.

578
00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:04,562
Now I was the one withholding

579
00:19:04,564 --> 00:19:06,997
some major information from Matty...

580
00:19:06,999 --> 00:19:08,298
that I loved him.

581
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:11,134
But would I ever forgive
myself for letting Matty go?

582
00:19:11,136 --> 00:19:13,737
We are celebrating.

583
00:19:13,739 --> 00:19:15,405
You got into Berkeley.

584
00:19:15,407 --> 00:19:16,739
And that's awesome.

585
00:19:16,741 --> 00:19:18,775
And I am so happy for you.

586
00:19:18,777 --> 00:19:21,544
And I was just wanting to say that...

587
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,781
I hope we can stay really close friends

588
00:19:24,783 --> 00:19:27,083
once we live on opposite
sides of the country.

589
00:19:43,033 --> 00:19:44,433
That was fun.

590
00:19:44,435 --> 00:19:45,800
It was fun.

591
00:19:47,038 --> 00:19:48,170
Night.

592
00:19:48,172 --> 00:19:49,175
Good night.

593
00:20:19,467 --> 00:20:21,124
I couldn't say it.

594
00:20:21,149 --> 00:20:24,964
[crying]

595
00:20:29,435 --> 00:20:31,435
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596
00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:32,678
Next on <i>Awkward...</i>

597
00:20:32,702 --> 00:20:35,317
It was the most romantic
time of the high school year:

598
00:20:35,342 --> 00:20:36,541
prom-posal season.

599
00:20:36,543 --> 00:20:38,239
There should be a do-not-ask list.

600
00:20:38,264 --> 00:20:39,797
Jenna, that is <i>I Dream of Genius.</i>

601
00:20:39,799 --> 00:20:41,365
Avoid the tyranny of prom

602
00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:44,035
that corporate America is
forcing on you, sheeple.

603
00:20:44,037 --> 00:20:46,177
Prom is the most important
event of our senior year

604
00:20:46,202 --> 00:20:47,327
before graduation.

605
00:20:47,362 --> 00:20:48,862
Go with someone you love.

606
00:20:48,864 --> 00:20:49,929
I love you.

607
00:20:49,931 --> 00:20:51,750
Will you go to prom with me?