1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,062 Previously on "Awkward"... 2 00:00:02,078 --> 00:00:04,307 - My piece is on the front page. - Babe, that's amazing. 3 00:00:04,332 --> 00:00:05,965 But what if Matty sees it? 4 00:00:05,967 --> 00:00:07,767 Hey, Jenna, did you write a super-detailed post 5 00:00:07,769 --> 00:00:09,187 about our relationship on Idea Bin? 6 00:00:09,195 --> 00:00:10,561 You had no right to do this. 7 00:00:10,586 --> 00:00:12,023 I'm sorry I thought we could be friends 8 00:00:12,031 --> 00:00:13,882 because the reality is you haven't changed at all. 9 00:00:13,907 --> 00:00:15,240 I'm sorry! 10 00:00:19,117 --> 00:00:20,884 My article had gone viral 11 00:00:20,886 --> 00:00:23,653 but the one person it really infected was Matty. 12 00:00:23,655 --> 00:00:25,554 I had worked really hard to write something 13 00:00:25,578 --> 00:00:26,654 - that was fair - _ 14 00:00:26,679 --> 00:00:28,007 - and I hadn't been shy about - _ 15 00:00:28,031 --> 00:00:29,327 - pointing out my own faults - _ 16 00:00:29,328 --> 00:00:31,061 and bad behavior, but he was pissed 17 00:00:31,063 --> 00:00:32,476 and I was realizing 18 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,921 - that I had to do the right thing. - _ 19 00:00:45,444 --> 00:00:47,310 Hon, grab the biggest hose you can find 20 00:00:47,312 --> 00:00:48,778 because your post is on fire! 21 00:00:48,780 --> 00:00:49,913 Congrats, Jenna. 22 00:00:49,915 --> 00:00:52,415 Jenna, have you seen the comments? 23 00:00:52,417 --> 00:00:55,281 Tears plus 50 crying emojis. 24 00:00:55,306 --> 00:00:56,406 So presh. 25 00:00:56,431 --> 00:01:00,203 Oh, "Mark sounds like such a giant loser." 26 00:01:06,391 --> 00:01:08,759 Don't bother the boss when she's working. 27 00:01:08,761 --> 00:01:10,160 This better be important. 28 00:01:10,162 --> 00:01:12,763 Uh, Lizzy, can I have a word with you? 29 00:01:12,765 --> 00:01:15,299 How about 75,000 words? 30 00:01:15,301 --> 00:01:16,133 Uh... 31 00:01:16,135 --> 00:01:18,168 Jenna, you did it. 32 00:01:18,170 --> 00:01:20,971 You took my profoundly inspiring words to heart 33 00:01:20,973 --> 00:01:23,740 and your article got 300,000 hits. 34 00:01:23,742 --> 00:01:25,007 Right, about the art... 35 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:27,544 300,000 thousand? 36 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:28,779 You wrote from the heart 37 00:01:28,781 --> 00:01:30,547 and do you know what that accomplished? 38 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:33,116 Well, I know one thing it accomplished, 39 00:01:33,118 --> 00:01:34,818 which is why I was really hoping... 40 00:01:34,820 --> 00:01:36,453 Follow me, young protégé. 41 00:01:37,171 --> 00:01:38,755 Let's give it up for Jenna, everybody. 42 00:01:38,757 --> 00:01:40,724 She has done the impossible 43 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:43,627 in the shortest amount of time in Idea Bin history. 44 00:01:43,629 --> 00:01:45,729 She has connected with people 45 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,698 on a deep and intimate level. 46 00:01:47,700 --> 00:01:50,067 I am blown the [bleep] away. 47 00:01:50,069 --> 00:01:53,003 So blown away that I have decided 48 00:01:53,005 --> 00:01:54,238 you are the fellow 49 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,473 I'm awarding the Idea Bin e-book. 50 00:02:02,094 --> 00:02:03,228 Uh, wait. 51 00:02:03,449 --> 00:02:06,850 I'm the one getting the Idea Bin e-book? 52 00:02:06,852 --> 00:02:08,085 You have proven that people are 53 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:10,387 interested in what you have to say. 54 00:02:10,389 --> 00:02:12,055 So think about what you want to say next, 55 00:02:12,057 --> 00:02:15,273 because 300,000 people might want to know. 56 00:02:17,132 --> 00:02:18,115 I, uh... 57 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:21,098 What I should've said next was, "Take the article down" 58 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:23,000 but I... I... 59 00:02:23,002 --> 00:02:24,434 This is amazing. 60 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:25,695 Thank you. 61 00:02:26,338 --> 00:02:28,005 Oh, um. 62 00:02:30,842 --> 00:02:34,488 Awkward. - 05x19 - Girls Gone Viral 63 00:02:35,617 --> 00:02:38,284 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. 64 00:02:38,286 --> 00:02:39,578 Jenna, this is the first time she's given 65 00:02:39,609 --> 00:02:41,320 an e-book to a summer fellow, and it's you. 66 00:02:41,336 --> 00:02:44,537 Yeah, well, that's not without its own problems. 67 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:47,415 I'm thinking of asking Lizzy to take the article down. 68 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:48,418 What? 69 00:02:50,398 --> 00:02:51,344 Why? 70 00:02:51,346 --> 00:02:53,246 Matty's pissed. 71 00:02:53,248 --> 00:02:55,148 Wow, so this is about Matty. 72 00:02:55,150 --> 00:02:58,618 Matty is selfish if he wants you to take it down. 73 00:02:58,620 --> 00:03:00,220 You're a writer, Jenna. 74 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:02,856 You wrote about something deeply personal and true. 75 00:03:02,858 --> 00:03:04,190 That's what good writers do. 76 00:03:04,192 --> 00:03:06,092 Seriously, this is a huge opportunity. 77 00:03:06,094 --> 00:03:07,494 I'm not letting you blow it. 78 00:03:07,867 --> 00:03:10,015 I swore to Lizzy you'd ace this. 79 00:03:11,565 --> 00:03:14,267 I'm so glad you could join me for my 10:30 cup of cappu. 80 00:03:14,269 --> 00:03:15,802 I can't get foam like this from the machine at work 81 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:17,804 and I am desperate to download you 82 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:19,670 on all the Patrick stats stat. 83 00:03:19,695 --> 00:03:21,015 Yeah, totally. Go. 84 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:23,176 - Patrick is such a Princeton Charming. - _ 85 00:03:23,178 --> 00:03:24,687 He's gonna take me on a sunset sailboat ride 86 00:03:24,712 --> 00:03:27,090 when he gets back and... hello? 87 00:03:27,115 --> 00:03:28,248 Hi. What? 88 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,549 You're on Planet Smartphone 89 00:03:29,551 --> 00:03:31,184 instead of being present for "T" time. 90 00:03:31,186 --> 00:03:32,819 I totally am. 91 00:03:32,821 --> 00:03:34,621 Princeton, sunset, sailboat. 92 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:40,126 OMG, he just sent me a skinny-dip selfie. 93 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:41,628 What the hell, Tamara? 94 00:03:41,630 --> 00:03:43,930 There's like 50 messages here in the last hour. 95 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,732 Duh. That's what you do when you're dating someone. 96 00:03:45,734 --> 00:03:48,401 I'm sure you and Sergio have nonstop spicy sex. 97 00:03:48,403 --> 00:03:51,337 Not every 30 seconds like you crazy emoji junkies. 98 00:03:51,339 --> 00:03:53,335 We're adults. Not insecure, horny 99 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:55,093 little tween-bots. 100 00:03:57,617 --> 00:03:59,121 _ 101 00:03:59,146 --> 00:04:01,448 - Dead-dead? - Over. Finished. 102 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:03,316 Sayonara, Lissa and Jake. 103 00:04:03,318 --> 00:04:05,618 - Sorry. - Thanks for bringing my stuff. 104 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,220 Lissa doesn't want me to come by the house 105 00:04:07,222 --> 00:04:10,123 and confuse baby Morgan, which I get. 106 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:12,158 She gurgled something that sounded an awful lot 107 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:14,027 like "Dada" at me the other day. 108 00:04:14,029 --> 00:04:15,595 Morgan, not Lissa. 109 00:04:16,867 --> 00:04:19,299 Hey. Can I ask you a question? 110 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:21,468 - No and yeah. - Huh? 111 00:04:21,470 --> 00:04:22,836 No, I haven't read your article yet. 112 00:04:22,838 --> 00:04:24,370 Yeah, Matty's still pissed. 113 00:04:24,372 --> 00:04:26,806 All I know is he said that you were taking it down. 114 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:28,775 Ooh, Jenna, boyfriend? 115 00:04:28,777 --> 00:04:30,276 Stepbrother? Both? 116 00:04:30,278 --> 00:04:31,578 Uh, neither. 117 00:04:31,580 --> 00:04:34,247 "Zen Gardening for the Spirit." 118 00:04:34,249 --> 00:04:36,049 Did you finish the Chicken Soup series? 119 00:04:36,051 --> 00:04:38,384 I annually reread "For the Horse Lover's Spirit" 120 00:04:38,386 --> 00:04:39,719 It makes me feel equine and free. 121 00:04:39,721 --> 00:04:40,787 How about you? 122 00:04:40,789 --> 00:04:41,781 Hi? 123 00:04:41,806 --> 00:04:44,476 Jake, this is Ophelia. She's an amazing writer. 124 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:46,426 I love your ironic polo. 125 00:04:46,428 --> 00:04:48,828 Palos Hills Country Club? Where did you get that? 126 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,630 Uh, Palos Hills Country Club. 127 00:04:50,632 --> 00:04:52,899 - This is Jake. He works there. - Manages. 128 00:04:52,901 --> 00:04:54,968 You got a summer job in management? 129 00:04:54,970 --> 00:04:56,069 It's not a summer job. 130 00:04:56,071 --> 00:04:57,237 I started in the fall 131 00:04:57,239 --> 00:04:58,304 and I've been promoted twice. 132 00:04:58,306 --> 00:04:59,554 Oh, so you... 133 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,508 so you're not in school? 134 00:05:01,984 --> 00:05:03,914 I took a gap year. 135 00:05:05,179 --> 00:05:07,580 That is so zeitgeist. 136 00:05:08,783 --> 00:05:10,884 Well, thank you for the stuff, Jenna. 137 00:05:10,886 --> 00:05:12,152 I'll see you around. 138 00:05:12,154 --> 00:05:13,520 Lightning bolt of inspiration. 139 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:15,655 What do you think about an exposé 140 00:05:15,657 --> 00:05:18,792 on renegades and a nonconformist who decided that college 141 00:05:18,794 --> 00:05:20,560 was a waste of time and money? 142 00:05:20,562 --> 00:05:21,895 Jake? 143 00:05:21,897 --> 00:05:23,163 Hello, Bill Gates. 144 00:05:23,165 --> 00:05:24,764 Uh, Steve Jobs. 145 00:05:24,766 --> 00:05:25,865 Dropouts. 146 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,567 Yeah, you never know. 147 00:05:27,569 --> 00:05:29,068 I would love to watch you 148 00:05:29,070 --> 00:05:30,737 in your environment. Maybe ask some questions. 149 00:05:30,739 --> 00:05:32,639 - Get some pictures. - Why don't you come by the club 150 00:05:32,641 --> 00:05:34,374 and I'll show you how the magic happens? 151 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:36,075 I am looking forward to it. 152 00:05:44,985 --> 00:05:48,188 Ugh, Matty, finally. You're so late. 153 00:05:48,190 --> 00:05:50,290 I don't know if I'm really up to the whole 154 00:05:50,292 --> 00:05:52,258 conversation stuff today. 155 00:05:52,260 --> 00:05:53,893 Matty, I know it's summer 156 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:56,229 and it's time to raise the roof or whatever, 157 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:57,564 but if you want to succeed, 158 00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,833 you have to put in the work, like Jenna. 159 00:05:59,835 --> 00:06:01,868 Did she tell you she's getting an e-book? 160 00:06:01,870 --> 00:06:03,369 I'm so proud of her. 161 00:06:03,371 --> 00:06:05,071 Have you read any of her stuff? 162 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,206 Yeah, I have. 163 00:06:10,144 --> 00:06:13,146 You proud now? 164 00:06:13,148 --> 00:06:15,415 What's more celebratory, red or white? 165 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,101 For someone who was just awarded 166 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:19,085 for excellence in written communication, 167 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:21,221 I was hopelessly grappling for the right words 168 00:06:21,223 --> 00:06:22,789 to say to Matty. 169 00:06:22,813 --> 00:06:24,453 _ 170 00:06:24,477 --> 00:06:27,873 _ 171 00:06:29,788 --> 00:06:31,931 Or we could just sit here and text Matty. 172 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,533 Sorry, I just... 173 00:06:33,535 --> 00:06:35,468 I promised him I would get this article taken down 174 00:06:35,470 --> 00:06:37,003 but I haven't yet. 175 00:06:37,005 --> 00:06:38,338 And you're not going to. 176 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:39,572 And for what it's worth, 177 00:06:39,574 --> 00:06:41,274 your slightly harsh assessments 178 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:42,508 were pretty valid. 179 00:06:42,510 --> 00:06:44,777 Hey, I was just as harsh on myself. 180 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:46,179 Yeah, I guess. 181 00:06:46,181 --> 00:06:48,131 Well, what about the paragraph 182 00:06:48,156 --> 00:06:51,017 I wrote on my flaws and my insensitivities? 183 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:52,385 College giving me a false 184 00:06:52,387 --> 00:06:53,623 sense of maturity? 185 00:06:53,648 --> 00:06:56,375 Me projecting my insecurities? 186 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:58,584 Wait, where... 187 00:06:59,913 --> 00:07:00,983 where is it? 188 00:07:01,008 --> 00:07:02,374 Where the [bleep] is it? 189 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,709 Oh, my God, did it get cut? 190 00:07:05,059 --> 00:07:06,593 How did I miss this? 191 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:08,268 No wonder Matty's so pissed. 192 00:07:08,270 --> 00:07:09,435 I'm pissed too. 193 00:07:09,437 --> 00:07:10,530 Cutting out that section 194 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,491 changes the entire article into one 195 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:14,618 long, negative rant about Matty. 196 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:17,076 Is this how Idea Bin gets its hits? 197 00:07:17,078 --> 00:07:18,711 Real classy. 198 00:07:18,713 --> 00:07:20,647 Wow, Jenna, way to be grateful 199 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:22,415 for getting your piece on the front page. 200 00:07:22,417 --> 00:07:23,883 Do you know how hard that is to do? 201 00:07:23,885 --> 00:07:27,353 God forbid Matty should ever have his feelings hurt. 202 00:07:27,355 --> 00:07:29,355 Luke. If I wasn't careful, 203 00:07:29,357 --> 00:07:32,415 this article was gonna ruin more than one relationship. 204 00:07:33,753 --> 00:07:35,387 I had to confront Ethan. 205 00:07:35,389 --> 00:07:38,044 What was posted was not what I intended 206 00:07:38,069 --> 00:07:39,397 and technically not what I wrote. 207 00:07:39,422 --> 00:07:40,725 Jenna, OMG! 208 00:07:40,765 --> 00:07:41,931 This is a tumblr-nado. 209 00:07:41,933 --> 00:07:43,232 A quote from your Matty article 210 00:07:43,234 --> 00:07:45,005 has over 50,000 notes. 211 00:07:45,030 --> 00:07:46,295 It's also not what I wrote. 212 00:07:46,297 --> 00:07:48,031 Ethan took out the entire heart of 213 00:07:48,033 --> 00:07:49,732 my article. I'm gonna go give him a piece of my mind 214 00:07:49,734 --> 00:07:51,034 and get it taken down. 215 00:07:51,036 --> 00:07:53,194 Oh, no, that is not a good Idea Bin idea. 216 00:07:53,219 --> 00:07:55,147 - Why not? - Because of all the buzz 217 00:07:55,171 --> 00:07:57,271 the piece is getting and then it just disappears? 218 00:07:57,273 --> 00:07:58,467 People will wonder why. 219 00:07:58,507 --> 00:08:00,607 They'll think there's some nasty backstory. 220 00:08:00,609 --> 00:08:01,941 It'll end up getting more attention. 221 00:08:01,943 --> 00:08:03,243 What do I do? 222 00:08:03,245 --> 00:08:05,445 Luke put himself out on the line for me with Lizzy, 223 00:08:05,447 --> 00:08:07,080 and Matty thinks I wrote a smear piece. 224 00:08:07,082 --> 00:08:09,282 How do I tell him I was edited into a corner? 225 00:08:09,284 --> 00:08:10,483 I don't know. 226 00:08:10,485 --> 00:08:13,253 I guess you could tell him. 227 00:08:25,093 --> 00:08:26,639 They still make film for those? 228 00:08:26,663 --> 00:08:28,363 I buy old stock on eBay. 229 00:08:28,364 --> 00:08:29,663 That one expired in '97. 230 00:08:29,665 --> 00:08:30,898 Don't shake it too hard 231 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:32,132 or else the chems will leach out 232 00:08:32,134 --> 00:08:33,200 and melt your skin. 233 00:08:33,202 --> 00:08:35,217 So, want to see 234 00:08:35,242 --> 00:08:36,537 what I actually do for my job? 235 00:08:36,539 --> 00:08:37,717 You don't bartend? 236 00:08:37,742 --> 00:08:40,209 Basically, I'm in charge of everything. 237 00:08:40,543 --> 00:08:41,803 I know this sounds like anti-femme, 238 00:08:41,828 --> 00:08:45,289 but I must admit I love when a guy can take charge. 239 00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:47,081 Hey, dude, 240 00:08:47,083 --> 00:08:48,849 some kid took a dump in the pool again 241 00:08:48,851 --> 00:08:50,317 or it may just be a mochaccino. 242 00:08:50,319 --> 00:08:52,453 Either way, you might want to check it out. 243 00:08:52,455 --> 00:08:53,654 Well, Sully, 244 00:08:53,656 --> 00:08:55,189 I'll have to ask you 245 00:08:55,191 --> 00:08:56,323 to deal with that. 246 00:08:56,325 --> 00:08:58,092 It's a lifeguard's duty. 247 00:08:58,094 --> 00:08:59,994 Doodie duty. 248 00:09:01,797 --> 00:09:03,297 Uh, we catching you in the middle of something here? 249 00:09:03,299 --> 00:09:04,241 Ophelia here 250 00:09:04,266 --> 00:09:05,766 is interviewing me for an article. 251 00:09:05,768 --> 00:09:07,601 You look familiar. 252 00:09:07,603 --> 00:09:08,769 Do I know you from somewhere? 253 00:09:08,771 --> 00:09:10,270 Nope, I don't think so. 254 00:09:10,272 --> 00:09:11,739 You're Mark. 255 00:09:12,288 --> 00:09:13,440 From Jenna's article. 256 00:09:13,442 --> 00:09:16,010 Someone posted a picture of you in the comment section. 257 00:09:16,012 --> 00:09:17,011 I am such a fan. 258 00:09:17,013 --> 00:09:18,946 Oh, great, I have fans. 259 00:09:18,948 --> 00:09:20,147 Dude, I finally took a peek. 260 00:09:20,149 --> 00:09:21,548 I didn't even know you were having 261 00:09:21,550 --> 00:09:23,050 a hard time up at Berkeley. 262 00:09:23,052 --> 00:09:24,551 College. 263 00:09:24,553 --> 00:09:25,786 Not such an easy time. 264 00:09:25,788 --> 00:09:28,155 This is amazing. 265 00:09:28,157 --> 00:09:30,324 The contrast between two friends 266 00:09:30,326 --> 00:09:32,126 on two different roads. 267 00:09:33,608 --> 00:09:36,330 Maybe we should check out the cabanas. 268 00:09:36,332 --> 00:09:37,931 - Oh. - Hmm? 269 00:09:40,268 --> 00:09:43,194 Girls in whore shorts have to wait at the back of the line. 270 00:09:43,210 --> 00:09:44,276 Sorry. 271 00:09:44,278 --> 00:09:45,803 I'm so sorry about that. 272 00:09:46,983 --> 00:09:48,583 What the hell, Sadita? 273 00:09:48,585 --> 00:09:50,451 You can't just assault my customers like that. 274 00:09:50,453 --> 00:09:52,353 Well, maybe if you acted like a better boyfriend 275 00:09:52,355 --> 00:09:54,188 and responded to my texts in a more timely fashion, 276 00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:56,791 I wouldn't have to resort to emergency protocols. 277 00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:58,760 Since when am I your boyfriend? 278 00:09:58,762 --> 00:10:01,177 Since you reintroduced your P to my V. Duh. 279 00:10:01,202 --> 00:10:02,513 You told me before 280 00:10:02,538 --> 00:10:03,498 you left for school you didn't want 281 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:04,699 to be tied down while you were away. 282 00:10:04,701 --> 00:10:05,800 Well, now I'm back. 283 00:10:05,802 --> 00:10:08,069 So you can tie me down all you want. 284 00:10:08,071 --> 00:10:09,437 Come by my place when you're done 285 00:10:09,439 --> 00:10:11,039 feeding all these sluts. 286 00:10:15,645 --> 00:10:16,711 I... 287 00:10:19,449 --> 00:10:20,897 One second. 288 00:10:24,652 --> 00:10:25,620 What do you want? 289 00:10:25,622 --> 00:10:27,121 Matty, hey, there's something 290 00:10:27,123 --> 00:10:28,790 about the article I want you to know. 291 00:10:28,792 --> 00:10:29,764 The article you said you were gonna 292 00:10:29,789 --> 00:10:31,225 take down, that's still up? 293 00:10:31,227 --> 00:10:33,261 Well, yes, part of it is still up. 294 00:10:33,263 --> 00:10:35,430 What are you talking about? The whole thing is still up. 295 00:10:35,432 --> 00:10:37,265 That's just it. The whole thing was never up. 296 00:10:37,267 --> 00:10:39,000 They butchered it without asking me. 297 00:10:39,002 --> 00:10:40,911 - Yeah, sure, Jenna. - Matty, please believe me. 298 00:10:40,936 --> 00:10:42,708 - I didn't know. - Whatever, maybe don't 299 00:10:42,733 --> 00:10:44,872 put your name on something if you don't know what's in it. 300 00:10:44,874 --> 00:10:46,607 Matty, if you just read the whole article 301 00:10:46,609 --> 00:10:48,188 I'm sure you'd under... 302 00:10:51,113 --> 00:10:52,413 Why didn't you tell me you were only 303 00:10:52,415 --> 00:10:54,091 publishing half my article? 304 00:10:54,116 --> 00:10:56,384 Huh? Oh, wait, the boring half? 305 00:10:56,386 --> 00:10:57,885 Hon, I did you a favor. 306 00:10:57,887 --> 00:10:59,921 Without my intervention, your article was just another 307 00:10:59,923 --> 00:11:01,956 middle of the road, "It's both our faults" 308 00:11:01,958 --> 00:11:03,658 slide of bland-ana cream pie. 309 00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:05,359 Our readers crave a point of view. 310 00:11:05,361 --> 00:11:07,228 Okay, I don't want to come off as a brat, 311 00:11:07,230 --> 00:11:09,797 and I'm happy to have had something go viral, 312 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,133 but I want my piece reposted in its entirety. 313 00:11:12,135 --> 00:11:14,661 Jenna, let me just save you from yourself here, okay? 314 00:11:14,686 --> 00:11:16,904 Every good writer draws on personal experience 315 00:11:16,906 --> 00:11:19,207 and sometimes we struggle with offending some people 316 00:11:19,209 --> 00:11:21,591 from point to point, but if viral views 317 00:11:21,616 --> 00:11:22,473 are what you're going for, 318 00:11:22,490 --> 00:11:23,825 brutal honesty is the best policy. 319 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,089 Honesty would be representing 320 00:11:25,091 --> 00:11:26,157 both sides of the breakup. 321 00:11:26,159 --> 00:11:27,291 Oh, grow up. 322 00:11:27,292 --> 00:11:28,592 The audience for your little 323 00:11:28,594 --> 00:11:31,628 apologist paragraph is exactly one... your ex. 324 00:11:31,630 --> 00:11:33,902 Not exactly the demo we're courting, hon. 325 00:11:34,701 --> 00:11:37,068 Oh, and, hon, I wouldn't go to Lizzy with this. 326 00:11:37,070 --> 00:11:39,170 She has no patience for this sort of thing. 327 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,722 Trust me, if you walk through that door, 328 00:11:41,747 --> 00:11:42,874 it is not gonna end well. 329 00:11:42,876 --> 00:11:45,911 There has never been a summer where a fellow didn't disappear. 330 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:47,979 Do you want to be the one, hon? 331 00:11:55,713 --> 00:11:57,113 Read the article about Matty. 332 00:11:57,642 --> 00:11:59,600 A little cruel, don't you think? 333 00:11:59,978 --> 00:12:02,306 I was just trying to write something honest 334 00:12:02,341 --> 00:12:03,916 which is what good writers do. 335 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:06,824 So good writers sell out their friends to get e-books? 336 00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,462 I wasn't trying to sell anyone out. 337 00:12:08,487 --> 00:12:09,920 I was just trying to write the truth. 338 00:12:09,922 --> 00:12:11,021 It's not my fault that they left... 339 00:12:11,023 --> 00:12:12,188 Reminds me of a certain letter 340 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,391 I once wrote to you. 341 00:12:14,393 --> 00:12:16,793 - That was actually cruel. - It was. 342 00:12:16,795 --> 00:12:18,490 I called you a pussy. 343 00:12:18,697 --> 00:12:20,469 "He didn't have the guts to do it himself, 344 00:12:20,494 --> 00:12:21,765 so I had to do it for him." 345 00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:24,000 It kind of sounds like you're calling him a pussy. 346 00:12:24,002 --> 00:12:25,869 I called myself a pussy too, okay? 347 00:12:25,871 --> 00:12:27,070 But they won't publish that part. 348 00:12:27,072 --> 00:12:28,376 That's the real problem here. 349 00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:31,215 As awful as that letter was 350 00:12:31,217 --> 00:12:33,284 I wrote to you, it was private. 351 00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,118 You told Matty's truth to the whole world 352 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,486 and that, Jenna, 353 00:12:36,488 --> 00:12:38,380 that's the real problem. 354 00:12:38,885 --> 00:12:41,469 I convinced myself that I was just being a good writer 355 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,761 but in the cold, harsh light of my mom's words, 356 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,096 I saw what I really was. 357 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,471 A [bleep] friend. 358 00:12:46,496 --> 00:12:48,376 It was time to make this right 359 00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:49,867 no matter what. 360 00:12:53,905 --> 00:12:55,006 Whoa, whoa. 361 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,173 Slow down, Sadita. 362 00:12:56,175 --> 00:12:57,742 What's the problem? 363 00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,710 I... I need more. 364 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:00,878 Oh, I will give you more. 365 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:01,946 No, you know what I mean. 366 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,347 We keep doing the same thing. 367 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:05,716 I'm not doing butt, Sergio. 368 00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:06,951 I'm serious. 369 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:10,087 You know what, I want more than sex. 370 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:12,957 You know, I want closeness, you know? 371 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:15,893 Like emotional intimacy. 372 00:13:15,895 --> 00:13:18,262 Emotional intimacy? 373 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,930 You make chalupas. 374 00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,499 Good one, Sadita. 375 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,434 Deflect an honest attempt to have a conversation 376 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,703 with an insult to my heritage and my line of work. 377 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:27,099 You're so predictable. 378 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,475 That was unpredictable. 379 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,579 It was amazing. 380 00:13:38,283 --> 00:13:40,317 I don't need an Uber, Jake. 381 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,721 No, no, just calling for food. 382 00:13:43,723 --> 00:13:45,322 Oh. 383 00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:46,457 Sorry. 384 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,359 Other guys just usually want me to leave. 385 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,627 Yeah? 386 00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:53,431 Well, I'm, uh... not like other guys. 387 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,099 You're not like other guys. 388 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,168 I mean, guys our age, they don't know what they want 389 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,403 but you already have what you want. 390 00:13:59,405 --> 00:14:01,105 You're satisfied with working here. 391 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,273 You don't need anything better. 392 00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:04,141 You don't care about big money 393 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:05,543 or higher education, 394 00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,545 and you're completely content 395 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,047 to live in your hometown your whole life. 396 00:14:10,049 --> 00:14:12,716 You're like the ultimate townie. 397 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:18,122 So I guess since both my mom and dad basically abandoned me 398 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:19,623 that's why I never get close to anyone. 399 00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,325 Wow, what a breakthrough. 400 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,160 You don't think I already know all that? 401 00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:25,229 It's why you're so rude. 402 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,998 I'm sorry, but I don't know what you want from me. 403 00:14:28,674 --> 00:14:30,434 I want you to let me in. 404 00:14:30,436 --> 00:14:33,071 I let you in every time I see you. 405 00:14:33,096 --> 00:14:35,172 Any time something real comes up, 406 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,440 you want to solve it with sex. 407 00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:38,409 - You're like a guy. - And you want 408 00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:40,010 emotional intimacy. You're like a... 409 00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,089 Don't say it. 410 00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:45,416 Look. 411 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,851 It's my summer vacation 412 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:48,552 and I want to have fun and... 413 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,321 Go back to school and come back here 414 00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,189 on another break and pick up where you left off. 415 00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,491 Is that so bad? 416 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:54,792 Yeah, it is. 417 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,460 It doesn't work for me anymore. 418 00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:57,361 Why? 419 00:14:58,674 --> 00:15:00,764 Because I love you. 420 00:15:03,168 --> 00:15:05,569 I... 421 00:15:05,937 --> 00:15:09,073 I appreciate that and I 422 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:12,413 love your hair and your lips... 423 00:15:12,438 --> 00:15:13,890 - And? - And... 424 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:16,257 Forget it. You don't have to say it 425 00:15:16,951 --> 00:15:18,417 because I know you do. 426 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,967 I want my article taken down. 427 00:15:40,984 --> 00:15:43,474 The article that earned you the e-book? 428 00:15:43,476 --> 00:15:46,443 I really appreciate you pushing me to explore the 429 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,179 more personal things to me, 430 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,181 but this article was too personal 431 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,448 and not just to me. 432 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,551 I hurt someone I care about 433 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:54,785 when I wrote it, 434 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,787 and it got butchered in the edit. 435 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,355 Bite that hand, hon. 436 00:16:00,992 --> 00:16:02,493 I want it taken down. 437 00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:04,395 Anything else you want, Jenna? 438 00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:07,515 I guess I should pack up my things. 439 00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:08,866 You probably should. 440 00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,223 But don't. 441 00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,607 You're a pain in the ass, Jenna, 442 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,876 but you know, there isn't a writer out there 443 00:16:18,878 --> 00:16:22,079 who isn't a giant, colossal pain in the ass. 444 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,914 I wanted to kill Ophelia at least 445 00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:25,382 two separate times last week 446 00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:27,084 and now I'm going to give her the e-book 447 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:28,239 instead of you 448 00:16:29,188 --> 00:16:31,088 and I'm gonna take the article down. 449 00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:32,923 Hits on it have slowed anyway 450 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,292 and maybe a little ghost post will drum up some interest. 451 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:37,595 I've had a whiny ex or three 452 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,863 of my own who didn't like my articles, 453 00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:43,367 but if you ever ask me to take something down again, 454 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:44,749 I'm going to make you clean out 455 00:16:44,774 --> 00:16:46,774 the office microwave with your tongue. 456 00:16:47,281 --> 00:16:48,672 Got it. 457 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,773 Yeah. 458 00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:50,570 Now sit down. 459 00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:52,011 You're late for this meeting. 460 00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:00,551 I got it taken down. 461 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,119 It's erased forever. 462 00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,421 Not for me, it isn't. 463 00:17:03,445 --> 00:17:05,121 Look, what you and I went through, 464 00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:06,557 a lot of people go through 465 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,527 and I was just trying to use us as an example 466 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,662 of universal experience. 467 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,097 And I'm sure that the people 468 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,332 who read that article will understand. 469 00:17:15,334 --> 00:17:16,534 Well, I don't care what all those 470 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,768 other people think of me, Jenna. 471 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:19,170 I care what you think of me. 472 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,072 And now that I've read your article, I know. 473 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:22,673 You think I'm a loser 474 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,576 and you didn't even have the guts to say it to my face. 475 00:17:26,007 --> 00:17:27,678 Would you please just read the whole thing? 476 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,914 I'm done reading. I'm done talking about this 477 00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:32,138 and I'm done with you. 478 00:17:44,783 --> 00:17:46,493 He's never gonna forgive me. 479 00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:47,970 Then he's an idiot. 480 00:17:48,009 --> 00:17:49,238 Can we go now? 481 00:17:50,052 --> 00:17:51,585 Maybe I'm the idiot. 482 00:17:51,672 --> 00:17:53,171 Luke, I'm sorry. 483 00:17:53,189 --> 00:17:54,689 It's just... it's something I have to do. 484 00:17:54,692 --> 00:17:57,023 If you don't want to wait... 485 00:17:57,048 --> 00:17:58,453 I don't. 486 00:18:14,879 --> 00:18:16,578 Matty, hello? 487 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,847 Hey, look, if you're not gonna answer the door, 488 00:18:18,849 --> 00:18:20,600 then I'm just gonna say it. 489 00:18:21,619 --> 00:18:23,152 I'm sorry. 490 00:18:23,154 --> 00:18:25,587 I don't even know if you can hear me right now 491 00:18:25,589 --> 00:18:26,615 but... 492 00:18:31,837 --> 00:18:34,863 "I was drowning in my own self-importance. 493 00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:36,365 "Being on my own at college 494 00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:38,534 "had given me a false sense of maturity, 495 00:18:38,536 --> 00:18:42,305 "but the reality was that I was no more independent 496 00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,597 "or adult than he was. 497 00:18:44,599 --> 00:18:47,133 "In fact, Mark had always been 498 00:18:47,134 --> 00:18:49,962 "more grown-up than me when it counted. 499 00:18:50,471 --> 00:18:52,838 "After I had so rudely rejected him, 500 00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,041 "I began to wonder if I would ever encounter 501 00:18:56,043 --> 00:18:58,677 "another human being that would have 502 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:02,647 "such a profound influence on my life. 503 00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:07,619 "He would always be my first true love... 504 00:19:10,064 --> 00:19:12,527 and that's something you never forget." 505 00:19:29,282 --> 00:19:30,475 You came back. 506 00:19:30,477 --> 00:19:32,077 Got three blocks away and realized 507 00:19:32,079 --> 00:19:33,145 what a jerk I'd been. 508 00:19:33,147 --> 00:19:34,539 You? 509 00:19:36,816 --> 00:19:39,251 - I'm the jerk. - No, you're really not. 510 00:19:39,253 --> 00:19:41,353 You care about how your actions affect others. 511 00:19:41,355 --> 00:19:43,355 I was just reacting to the fact that 512 00:19:43,357 --> 00:19:47,059 the other in this situation was Matty. 513 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:49,528 And I so get that, but I promise 514 00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:51,496 you have nothing to worry about with Matty. 515 00:19:51,498 --> 00:19:54,666 He'll probably never speak to me again, anyway. 516 00:19:54,668 --> 00:19:57,002 Thank you... 517 00:19:57,004 --> 00:19:58,403 for coming back. 518 00:19:58,821 --> 00:20:00,772 I'm sorry this has been so much drama. 519 00:20:00,774 --> 00:20:02,493 I will stick my neck out for you any day. 520 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,821 Drama or no drama. 521 00:20:05,978 --> 00:20:08,346 And I'm sorry if I added to it. 522 00:20:08,923 --> 00:20:11,583 The apologies were flying fast and loose. 523 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,251 I was glad to have heard Luke's. 524 00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,800 I only wished Matty had heard mine.