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Previously on "Awkward"...

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Hey, Jenna, did you write
a super-detailed post

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about our relationship on Idea Bin?

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You had no right to do this.

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I want my article taken down.

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"He will always be my first true love

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and that's something you never forget."

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There's a red eye for $300.

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I can't believe it's already time

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to think about your
ticket back to school.

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Where did the summer go?

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I'm working, you're studying,

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my skin saw more sun in Maine
than it does in California

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and I barely spend any time with Morgan.

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- That's probably a good thing.
- Wait, what?

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See, I knew you didn't
trust me with her.

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I'll hold her for, like, 10 seconds,

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and then you rush over
to take her from me.

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I'm not the most coordinated
person in the world,

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but I can safely hold a baby.

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She's not gonna break.

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I meant the sun. You don't tan well.

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So you do trust me with her?

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You don't need to worry
about taking care of a baby.

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But Lissa's, like, my age,

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and you leave her with Morgan all day.

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That is different.

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Lissa is very motherly.

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Why, because she dresses
like an Easter egg

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and makes a to-do list?

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I mean, I can be motherly.

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Sweetie, you cut off the
heads to all your Bratz dolls.

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Their faces were scary as hell.

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Look...

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here, at least let me hold
her while your cooking.

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You've got your hands full.

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Ugh! Spaetzle!

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Okay, I think that means "spatula."

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All German sounds like cussing.

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Here, take her.

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See? Very motherly.

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Oh, oh... oh, God. That's my boob.

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Mom, take her. She's eating me.

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Hey, hey. This dairy's closed.

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Ah! Oh!

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www.addic7ed.com

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Oh, yum... apple sauce.

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Where do you put it all, girl?

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In my tummy, where it goes. Duh.

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Lace, pack a bag.

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We are going to the
Mermaid Inn for the night.

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Surprise.

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Oh, sweetie, that is so romantic,

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but I don't know,

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taking a baby up the coast?

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Which is why we're leaving her here.

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What?

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And having some much deserved us time.

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- She's not ready.
- Aw, she'll be fine.

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Okay, I'm not ready.

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Don't worry, Lissa will be
here with her the whole time.

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Oh, no, actually, I can't.

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I'm having an early dinner with my mom

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and her new boyfriend.

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If you're going to dinner,

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why are you eating bread?

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Because I'm going to dinner.

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Mommy says a lady should never

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eat out of the bread
basket at a restaurant,

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which is hard, because
I really love bread.

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I don't think that's the point.

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Sorry, Kev, looks like we can't go.

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- Hello?
- Yeah, hello?

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We can call the sitting service.

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Ugh, they always leave the house

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smelling like borscht.

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- No.
- Um, there is another option.

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What about my cousins in Irvine?

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They're in Hawaii.

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Am I the only one who
reads the family emails?

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What about me?

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Oh, um, thanks, Jenna,

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but you don't to be
tied down babysitting.

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No.

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You should be out with
your friends, having fun.

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- Yeah.
- Oh, come on, I'm free.

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Oh, honey, you know
how much we appreciate

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that you don't often have
plans on the weekends,

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but we just don't know
if you're mature enough

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to handle all of this on your own.

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Okay, my boyfriend's at a
family wedding this weekend,

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but thanks for that.

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What I meant is that I'm free.

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You don't have to pay me.

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- That is a big plus.
- Okay, we'll give you a shot.

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- It's so good to see you.
- So good to see you.

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- I missed you.
- I missed you.

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All right, do you realize you're just

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repeating everything I say?

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Sorry, it's just
everything you're saying

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is true for me too.

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So while I was in Bora Bora...

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Ah, you just repeated yourself.

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I had a lot of time to think,

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and I want to ask you something.

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Yes, I absolutely want to be exclusive.

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Sure, yeah. Yeah, we're getting there,

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but that wasn't what I wanted to ask.

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I really want you to meet my friends.

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They can be a little intimidating.

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They don't usually
like the girls I date,

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but, come on, who could not like you?

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So don't be nervous.

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Oh, I'm not. Friends love me.

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Bring on Chad and Tad and Brad.

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Actually, their names are
Siggy, Boots, and Tinsley.

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They're my girl friends.

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They're throwing a clambake in Malibu.

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You think you can come?

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- Girl friends?
- Oh, I grew up with them.

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They're like sisters.

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Oh, no, I'm not worried about that.

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It's just... girls.

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You know, we can be a
little judgy and critical,

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and what if I don't have the right shoes

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or the right clothes... for a clambake?

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I mean, I left most of my beachwear

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at my parents' beach house on the Cape,

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but I'll be fine.

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Nothing a trip to Barneys can't cure.

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Cool, and, hey, I get it about girls.

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If you feel outnumbered, bring a friend.

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Great. When is this clambake, anyway?

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- Tonight.
- Great.

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I am so glad my baby's
finally meeting my baby.

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Dinner when it's still light out.

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How romantic.

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- Oh, Carl, is that a pager?
- Sure is, sweetheart.

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Mommy didn't tell me you were a doctor.

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Oh, I'm not, but I do save lives.

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He owns the largest
hygienic paper goods company

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in California.

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Someday, so will I.

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Paper. So like, um, stationary?

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I always wish I'd
lived in the olden days

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of letter writing.

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- No, hygienic paper.
- Toilet seat covers.

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They minimize the spread
of fecal-borne disease.

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They're a huge business

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and Dad's got the market cornered.

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Bread?

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Baby wipes are in here,

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and you know how to
use the bottle warmer.

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Well, let's make sure
we've covered all the bases.

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Oh, when putting her to sleep,

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you have to hit the four B's:

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bath, bottle, book, bed, in that order.

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Uh, car's been running for 20 minutes.

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I've got an idea, let's go.

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We are. I'm just finishing.

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Oh! Okay.

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This is the last thing, but it's by far

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the most important: you must
have her to sleep at 7:30.

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Not to bed, to sleep.

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If not, she gets a
second wind around 8:15,

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and she gets really hyper and playful

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and it may seem cute
and it may seem fun,

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but you want to know what's not fun?

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Being up until 4:30
in the goddamn morning.

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Got it, Mom. Have a wonderful time.

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Are you sure?

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- Yeah, I'm sure.
- Okay.

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We're gonna be just fine, right?

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So Lissa, are you seeing anyone?

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I was, um...

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but I broke it off.

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He just wasn't ambitious enough for me.

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Good evening, Mrs. Miller. Lissa.

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Nice to see you, Jake. We're fine.

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Did you need something, Jake?

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Oh, uh, no.

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I guess, enjoy your meal.

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I have a announcement to make.

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Tonight wasn't just about our families

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meeting for the very first time.

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I wanted you both to
be here when I did this.

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Lesley Ann Miller,

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will you marry me?

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Oh, wow, Carl, it's obviously too...

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Yes!

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- Yes, I will!
- Oh, yeah!

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- Oh, baby!
- Yeah, yeah!

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Congrats, you two.

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I'm so happy I could...

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Shh, don't cry. Don't cry.

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Luke, this is hell.

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Have you tried rubbing ice on her gums?

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- Is that a thing?
- I actually have no idea.

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You rub something on their gums.

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They're cutting the
cake. I got to get back.

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Okay, have fun. Bye.

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Once upon a time, there
was a beautiful princess

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named Morgan, and she was pretty,

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and perfect, and destined
for a life of happiness.

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Ew.

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So my parents thought I
wasn't mature enough for this?

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I'd show them.

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Oh...

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I wasn't going to give up.

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Bath...

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bottle... book...

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bed. I wasn't going to break.

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Crap.

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Matty!

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I wasn't going to cry,

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but apparently, Morgan was.

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What are you doing here?

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Uh, your mom and I
are supposed to work on

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her German project tonight.

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Sorry, my dad surprised her

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with some inn for the night.

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I think she left you some notes, though.

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Can you take her for a second?

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- Here. Okay.
- Hi. Hi.

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Okay.

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There you go.

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Okay.

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What the hell?

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[bleep], it's my mom.

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Morgan's supposed to be asleep by now.

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Good luck with that.
Thanks for the notes.

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Wait.

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Can you please take her
for, like, two seconds,

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and then you go right
back to being mad at me?

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My mom didn't think
I'd be able to do this,

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and I really don't
want to prove her right.

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I mean, you're kind of the reason

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she's awake right now.

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Can you please just keep her
quiet for, like, two minutes?

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Matty, I'm begging you.

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Then you can go right
back to being mad at me.

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Yeah, fine.

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Hey, what's up?

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Is she asleep yet?

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Uh, yeah. Did the four B's.

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She was basically passed out by B three.

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- Really?
- Yup.

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It went super smooth.

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Easy-peasy, Mr. McFeezy.

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What else has happened since I left?

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Thanks for coming with me, you guys.

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I'm kind of Judge Dredd-ing
meeting Patrick's girlfriends.

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They're just rich bitches.

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Don't get in your head about it.

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Although I'm not sure I would wear

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the signature print
with the statement belt

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and the statement bag.

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But I want to make a statement.

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What's the statement,
that you're a desperado?

260
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I don't know the rules.

261
00:09:42,776 --> 00:09:45,706
Patrick's best friend is the
heir to a banking fortune,

262
00:09:45,731 --> 00:09:47,712
but he wears red pants
with holes in them,

263
00:09:47,714 --> 00:09:49,331
and he drives a 1998 Saab.

264
00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:50,589
Yeah, sounds about right.

265
00:09:50,597 --> 00:09:51,963
Here, hold still.

266
00:09:57,182 --> 00:09:59,891
Just care less, and you'll be fine.

267
00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:07,305
I thought you said this was a cookout.

268
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:09,783
Cookout, clambake... same diff.

269
00:10:09,791 --> 00:10:13,527
Not same diff... very different diff!

270
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,630
These girls are just
shallow, entitled...

271
00:10:15,631 --> 00:10:17,764
Oh, my God, Caldwell!

272
00:10:17,766 --> 00:10:19,933
- Good to see you!
- You too!

273
00:10:25,307 --> 00:10:26,213
Wow, Mom.

274
00:10:26,229 --> 00:10:28,829
I had been talking to my
mom for a solid 20 minutes,

275
00:10:28,854 --> 00:10:31,622
which meant Matty had
done me a major solid

276
00:10:31,624 --> 00:10:32,957
watching Morgan this long.

277
00:10:32,959 --> 00:10:34,558
I had to find a way to hang up.

278
00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,593
Mom, I, uh...

279
00:10:36,595 --> 00:10:38,862
- I have to poop.
- Ew, Jenna!

280
00:10:38,864 --> 00:10:40,230
Just say you have to go.

281
00:10:40,232 --> 00:10:41,031
Okay, bye.

282
00:10:41,033 --> 00:10:42,366
I didn't hear crying,

283
00:10:42,368 --> 00:10:44,335
which meant Morgan must be asleep.

284
00:10:44,337 --> 00:10:45,569
I owed Matty big time.

285
00:10:45,571 --> 00:10:46,837
Thank you.

286
00:10:46,839 --> 00:10:48,648
No worries. She's doing great.

287
00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,506
She's awake...

288
00:10:51,508 --> 00:10:52,907
and playful.

289
00:10:52,909 --> 00:10:54,709
What's the problem? It's cute.

290
00:10:54,711 --> 00:10:57,478
It's not cute. It's the second wind.

291
00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:01,658
He did well.

292
00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:03,527
I never would have chosen cushion cut,

293
00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:06,964
but hey, a few years ago, I
never would have chosen Carl.

294
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,298
Mommy, do you even love...

295
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:12,869
I love that he's a man of faith...

296
00:11:12,871 --> 00:11:14,571
and a good provider.

297
00:11:14,573 --> 00:11:15,973
Those...

298
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:18,709
mm-mm seat covers have
made him very wealthy.

299
00:11:18,908 --> 00:11:21,556
Is that why you're marrying him?

300
00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:23,975
Lululemons don't grow on trees, sweetie.

301
00:11:24,583 --> 00:11:26,750
And neither does our mortgage.

302
00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:29,386
It's either marry Carl,

303
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:30,821
or move to San Pedro,

304
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:32,756
and while they have a great Whole Foods,

305
00:11:32,758 --> 00:11:35,025
it's... it's not for me.

306
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,394
But marriage is about love.

307
00:11:37,396 --> 00:11:40,297
Well, you dropped out
of school, bunny boots.

308
00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,966
If you want to be a Palos Hills mom,

309
00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:44,868
this is what it takes.

310
00:11:44,870 --> 00:11:46,236
You're going to need a Carl.

311
00:11:46,238 --> 00:11:49,139
So I'd consider Carl's junior.

312
00:11:55,681 --> 00:11:57,614
Okay, four B's.

313
00:11:57,616 --> 00:11:59,716
Bottle, book... you know what?

314
00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:01,586
I don't need a book.

315
00:12:01,611 --> 00:12:04,154
Once upon a time, there
was a beautiful princess

316
00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:08,225
who was kind and calm and tired...

317
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,096
Oh, my God, Matty, I'm so sorry.

318
00:12:13,098 --> 00:12:14,721
- So gross.
- It's okay.

319
00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:19,697
It's okay.

320
00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:23,140
Ooh, it's okay.

321
00:12:23,142 --> 00:12:25,484
I got her. I got her.

322
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:28,278
My friendship with Matty
was strained in the present

323
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,981
and my relationship with
Matty was left in the past,

324
00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,315
but as he held Morgan,

325
00:12:32,317 --> 00:12:34,017
I got an image of what our future

326
00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:35,452
could have looked like.

327
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:37,921
And it was not a bad view.

328
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,156
Uh, Jenna?

329
00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:41,058
- Does that make sense?
- Huh? What?

330
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,492
I was saying she's calm now

331
00:12:42,494 --> 00:12:44,260
because babies like to go skin to skin.

332
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,142
It calms them.

333
00:12:46,665 --> 00:12:49,699
Shh. Let's go.

334
00:12:54,239 --> 00:12:56,406
I didn't realize you
knew so much about babies.

335
00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:59,076
There's a lot things you didn't realize.

336
00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:01,278
I said I was sorry about the article.

337
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,180
Well, then I guess that
makes everything better, then.

338
00:13:03,205 --> 00:13:04,247
I know you're still pissed,

339
00:13:04,249 --> 00:13:06,450
but can we please keep
it to soothing tones?

340
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,485
My brother resurfaced this year

341
00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:09,986
with a new girlfriend

342
00:13:09,988 --> 00:13:11,488
and a newborn, so I've been

343
00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:13,457
helping out with the
baby whenever I'm home.

344
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,939
- I didn't know that.
- Why would you?

345
00:13:15,964 --> 00:13:17,221
You never asked how I was doing.

346
00:13:17,246 --> 00:13:18,572
Never even checked in once.

347
00:13:18,783 --> 00:13:20,344
And then you write that article.

348
00:13:20,369 --> 00:13:22,232
I know, and I regret that a lot.

349
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:23,967
How long are you gonna stay mad?

350
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,236
Is my anger an inconvenience?

351
00:13:25,822 --> 00:13:28,105
I'm sorry, Jenna... oh, does
that make it instantly better?

352
00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:28,809
"I'm sorry"?

353
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,150
You know what?

354
00:13:30,175 --> 00:13:32,275
I don't know why I'm even helping you.

355
00:13:32,277 --> 00:13:34,697
I'm out of here.

356
00:13:34,722 --> 00:13:36,481
Matty, wait.

357
00:13:38,479 --> 00:13:40,212
It seemed I couldn't do anything right.

358
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:42,454
Not with Matty and
definitely not with Morgan.

359
00:13:42,479 --> 00:13:43,845
My mom was right.

360
00:13:43,847 --> 00:13:45,493
I couldn't handle this on my own.

361
00:13:45,518 --> 00:13:47,718
Matty was the one who
knew all the tricks.

362
00:13:49,021 --> 00:13:51,822
Okay, okay... I hear you.

363
00:13:51,824 --> 00:13:53,891
Here comes some skin.

364
00:13:53,893 --> 00:13:55,659
It'll all be okay, Morgan.

365
00:13:55,661 --> 00:13:57,361
Shh. There, there.

366
00:14:00,868 --> 00:14:02,592
It'll all be okay.

367
00:14:05,548 --> 00:14:08,914
God, it has been absolute
ages since Chincoteague.

368
00:14:08,939 --> 00:14:10,267
Do you still ride?

369
00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:11,958
Every chance I get.

370
00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:13,165
Oh, good.

371
00:14:13,189 --> 00:14:14,797
You are so talented.

372
00:14:14,822 --> 00:14:16,522
Oh, she is.

373
00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:18,345
I am dying for a Negroni.

374
00:14:18,370 --> 00:14:19,402
You want?

375
00:14:20,752 --> 00:14:22,752
Sorry about all that horse talk.

376
00:14:22,754 --> 00:14:23,650
You must be so bored.

377
00:14:23,658 --> 00:14:25,257
I know these aren't exactly your people.

378
00:14:25,259 --> 00:14:26,692
- Why not?
- Oh, come on.

379
00:14:26,694 --> 00:14:29,929
I'm sure no one else here
vacations in Guadalajara.

380
00:14:29,931 --> 00:14:31,977
Hey, aren't you Sergio...

381
00:14:32,002 --> 00:14:33,735
from Sergio's Hot Tamales?

382
00:14:33,737 --> 00:14:36,671
Oh, my God, you catered my
friend Whitney's pool party.

383
00:14:36,673 --> 00:14:38,986
I love you. I want
to marry your tamales.

384
00:14:39,002 --> 00:14:40,768
You have to meet the chef.

385
00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:42,924
Wolfy, I'm obsessed with this guy.

386
00:14:44,947 --> 00:14:46,741
Once upon a time,

387
00:14:46,743 --> 00:14:49,610
there was a girl who... well...

388
00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:51,913
royally screwed up with a boy.

389
00:14:51,915 --> 00:14:53,848
You might even call him a prince.

390
00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:55,483
She really cared about the boy,

391
00:14:55,485 --> 00:14:58,052
but she kept doing things
that made him think she didn't.

392
00:14:59,255 --> 00:15:00,354
He was the one person in her life

393
00:15:00,356 --> 00:15:02,390
who was always there for her,

394
00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:04,659
even when she didn't
know she needed him.

395
00:15:04,661 --> 00:15:06,594
She wanted to be friends with him,

396
00:15:06,596 --> 00:15:10,064
but she ruined it,
because she was an idiot.

397
00:15:13,876 --> 00:15:15,436
All right, I want you to meet

398
00:15:15,438 --> 00:15:17,238
Siggy, Boots, and Tinsley.

399
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,140
Guys, this is Tamara.

400
00:15:19,142 --> 00:15:21,570
Hi, I brought s'mores.

401
00:15:21,595 --> 00:15:24,078
Oh, that's cute,

402
00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,773
but Wolfy doesn't allow outside food.

403
00:15:26,798 --> 00:15:30,151
All right, well, you
all have a ton in common.

404
00:15:30,153 --> 00:15:32,617
Tamara has a place in the Village.

405
00:15:32,642 --> 00:15:33,554
Cute.

406
00:15:33,556 --> 00:15:35,723
- She goes to NYU.
- Cute.

407
00:15:35,725 --> 00:15:37,458
Oh, and she's crushing it at her job.

408
00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:39,794
- She works at Idea Bin.
- Cute.

409
00:15:39,796 --> 00:15:41,762
Hey, Pat, we need a fourth for cornhole.

410
00:15:41,764 --> 00:15:44,532
- Chop chop.
- Sorry, babe, be right back.

411
00:15:44,534 --> 00:15:47,023
It's cute how you have a job.

412
00:15:47,048 --> 00:15:51,205
- But, like, why, though?
- Oh, it's not a job-job.

413
00:15:51,207 --> 00:15:53,774
- It's an unpaid internship.
- Oh.

414
00:15:53,776 --> 00:15:55,812
Yeah, it's like, "Thanks, Mom and Dad."

415
00:15:55,837 --> 00:15:58,246
Could you imagine working for a living?

416
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,044
Like, actually, no.

417
00:16:15,236 --> 00:16:17,331
Hey, sorry, I fell asleep.

418
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:18,799
Babies are exhausting.

419
00:16:18,801 --> 00:16:20,468
Shh.

420
00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:22,570
It's okay, I'll take her.

421
00:16:38,721 --> 00:16:41,155
I'm beat, but you two
should go paint the town

422
00:16:41,157 --> 00:16:43,658
whatever color you kids
paint it these days.

423
00:16:43,683 --> 00:16:45,026
We won't wait up.

424
00:16:45,028 --> 00:16:46,433
Ho ho!

425
00:16:47,563 --> 00:16:50,352
Hey, we should hit Lucky
Chuck's Pong and Pucks.

426
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:53,722
I have a VIP membership, so
we never have to wait in line.

427
00:16:54,736 --> 00:16:57,899
Oh, sorry, um, I promised
my friend I'd help him.

428
00:16:57,924 --> 00:16:58,908
Right, Jake?

429
00:16:58,948 --> 00:17:01,148
Lissa promised to help
with the dinner napkins.

430
00:17:01,150 --> 00:17:02,483
Folding emergency.

431
00:17:02,485 --> 00:17:03,830
Nice to meet you.

432
00:17:03,863 --> 00:17:05,782
I don't know what's going on,

433
00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,221
but I hope that you won't bring any more

434
00:17:07,223 --> 00:17:09,323
of your dates here in the future.

435
00:17:09,325 --> 00:17:11,525
You saved me from Lucky
Chuck's Pong and Pucks, Jake.

436
00:17:11,527 --> 00:17:14,495
- Lucky Chuck's!
- Jesus, that is bad.

437
00:17:14,497 --> 00:17:16,630
I've been sorely misguided
in my life goals, Jake.

438
00:17:16,632 --> 00:17:18,485
I don't want to be a Palos Hills mom.

439
00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:19,892
All the Lululemons in the world

440
00:17:19,917 --> 00:17:21,650
couldn't turn that
[bleep] into lemonade.

441
00:17:21,652 --> 00:17:23,852
Oh, I've seen the light.
I have seen the light.

442
00:17:23,853 --> 00:17:26,187
Thank God Almighty,
I have seen the light.

443
00:17:26,189 --> 00:17:27,321
I have too.

444
00:17:27,323 --> 00:17:28,789
I'm a townie.

445
00:17:28,791 --> 00:17:31,322
That's what the girl I
slept with after you said.

446
00:17:31,347 --> 00:17:34,428
By the way, I slept
with a girl after you.

447
00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:35,796
- Who?
- What do you care?

448
00:17:35,798 --> 00:17:37,364
You broke up with me, remember?

449
00:17:37,366 --> 00:17:39,377
No one calls you a townie.

450
00:17:39,402 --> 00:17:40,299
It's true, though.

451
00:17:40,703 --> 00:17:42,236
I'm not ambitious enough.

452
00:17:42,238 --> 00:17:45,057
You basically said the same
thing to me when we broke up.

453
00:17:45,082 --> 00:17:48,652
I'm sorry. That was wrong of me.

454
00:17:49,124 --> 00:17:51,657
Now, who is she? I'll cut a bitch!

455
00:17:52,914 --> 00:17:55,749
So Tam, your skin is amazing.

456
00:17:55,751 --> 00:17:57,418
Do you do vampire facials,

457
00:17:57,420 --> 00:17:59,587
where they put the blood
plasma on your face?

458
00:17:59,589 --> 00:18:01,222
I totally do.

459
00:18:01,224 --> 00:18:03,457
Perf. We've got appointments
tomorrow in Bev Hills

460
00:18:03,459 --> 00:18:07,194
and Siggy can't go 'cause
her Pomeranian ate a grape.

461
00:18:07,196 --> 00:18:08,862
Aww, you guys. I'm in.

462
00:18:08,864 --> 00:18:10,598
Cool.

463
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,633
Just Venmo me 15 for my slot.

464
00:18:12,635 --> 00:18:16,370
- Dollars?
- Yeah, $1,500.

465
00:18:31,187 --> 00:18:34,021
Matty had stayed all
night just to help me.

466
00:18:34,023 --> 00:18:35,889
For someone who was so angry with me,

467
00:18:35,891 --> 00:18:37,721
it was surprising, to say the least.

468
00:18:37,746 --> 00:18:39,133
Mom, hey.

469
00:18:40,768 --> 00:18:42,196
Yeah, see you soon.

470
00:18:42,198 --> 00:18:44,431
Even more surprising would
be if my parents came home

471
00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:46,667
to find me and Matty half
naked in bed together.

472
00:18:46,669 --> 00:18:47,868
Matty, get up.

473
00:18:47,870 --> 00:18:49,136
My parents will be home in 10 minutes.

474
00:18:49,138 --> 00:18:50,149
What?

475
00:18:50,174 --> 00:18:51,916
We have to get everything
cleaned up... now.

476
00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:57,721
No, the one time I'm
here for innocent reasons.

477
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,471
Ha, very funny. Hey, where's your shirt?

478
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:03,141
Oh, [bleep]. Where is my shirt?

479
00:19:03,166 --> 00:19:04,598
Quick, go out the back.

480
00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:06,534
Uh, uh, the German notes.

481
00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,134
Hey, Matty.

482
00:19:10,573 --> 00:19:12,314
Thanks again for everything.

483
00:19:12,331 --> 00:19:13,731
We're home!

484
00:19:18,570 --> 00:19:20,886
Hey, 'sup, guys?

485
00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:27,882
I'm impressed, kiddo.

486
00:19:28,256 --> 00:19:30,056
The house is still in one piece.

487
00:19:32,484 --> 00:19:34,217
So is the baby.

488
00:19:34,219 --> 00:19:35,818
I'm half tempted to pay you.

489
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:38,621
Well, I'd make you if it wasn't so easy.

490
00:19:38,623 --> 00:19:40,514
I'm sorry for misjudging you.

491
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:44,394
I didn't think you could
pull it off, but you did.

492
00:19:44,396 --> 00:19:45,895
All by yourself.

493
00:19:45,897 --> 00:19:48,731
Well, that'll teach you
to never doubt me again.

494
00:19:53,605 --> 00:19:56,205
By the way, did Matty stop by?

495
00:19:56,207 --> 00:19:59,175
What? Why would Matty
stop by? I'm with Luke now.

496
00:19:59,177 --> 00:20:00,810
Um, I know.

497
00:20:00,812 --> 00:20:03,146
He was supposed to pick
up our German notes.

498
00:20:03,148 --> 00:20:04,414
Oh, right.

499
00:20:04,416 --> 00:20:06,816
Yeah, he stopped by,
like, right after you left.

500
00:20:06,818 --> 00:20:09,385
Okay. Good.

501
00:20:14,572 --> 00:20:16,326
My parents believed I
had succeeded on my own,

502
00:20:16,328 --> 00:20:19,425
but the truth was, I couldn't
have done it without Matty.

503
00:20:19,731 --> 00:20:22,430
Why did that feel like
such a shameful secret?

504
00:20:23,168 --> 00:20:25,234
I suddenly realized the shameful secret

505
00:20:25,236 --> 00:20:27,403
wasn't that I needed Matty's help.

506
00:20:27,405 --> 00:20:29,038
It was that I wanted it.

507
00:20:29,063 --> 00:20:31,063
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