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Previously on "Awkward"...

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Whenever something important happens,

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you're the first person
I wanna talk to about it.

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How did he know how to find me?

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He texted me looking for you.

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If he doesn't like the real you,

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maybe he isn't worth it.

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You always wanted to get into SCU.

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Dean Strauss loves your stuff,

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and he wants you to
come in for an interview.

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Luke had gotten me an interview

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with the dean of the
English department.

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SCU had been my dream school,
and I was beyond excited

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to have a second
chance to come here.

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Their creative writing program

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was one of the best
in the country,

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and I was trying to
remain calm and confident,

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which was a challenge

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given that they had
already rejected me once.

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You nervous? You
really don't need to be.

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No, I'm not vernous.

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Nervous. I'm not nervous.

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The truth was, my
stomach was in my throat

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and I had already
peed three times.

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Dean Strauss already likes your writing,

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and you know exactly what
to say in the interview.

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I think you got a great shot,

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and I'll be right outside waiting.

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And I think...

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I need to make another pit stop.

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And you'll know exactly where

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all the bathrooms are on campus.

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Luke was right. I did
have a great shot.

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I just had to focus on
sounding smart and charming

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and ambitious and hungry
all at the same time.

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I wouldn't let my
nerves distract me.

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I wouldn't let
anything distract me,

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not even that girl's amazing
gladiator sandal boots.

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How did she lace those things up?

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Wait. I had to keep it together.

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You belong here.

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I'm not so sure about that.

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You do realize this is
the men's room, right?

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Synced and corrected by Chitorafa
www.addic7ed.com

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Showtime.

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Well, so far, the
receptionist seemed nice,

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and such a comfy office.

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I was feeling good about it.

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Oh.

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Well, nice to see you again.

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Um, I was just looking
through your pictures.

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It's nice to see you again.

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I am Jenna Hamilton,

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and I am confident that SCU will provide

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the most enriching learning
experience possible.

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And I am confident

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that you are one of the
more interesting candidates

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I'll be seeing this round.

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Oh, isn't that your friend
Sadie from the clambake?

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I don't want to talk about it.

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So what do you want to talk about?

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Me? Nothing.

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Okay, uh, that's cool.

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Cool.

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It's just that you said

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you wanted to talk
to me about something.

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Okay, just TBH, it's
feeling a little naggy.

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Jus... okay, I'm... I'm poor.

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I don't even have enough money
to afford the lobster Cobb,

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which is what I'm
dying for... I need that

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bourgie-buttered-bottom-feeder
fix so bad,

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not this gross iceberg wedge.

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Hey, we're all a little
cash poor sometimes.

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It's nothing to be upset about.

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I mean, I could have spotted
you for the lobster Cobb.

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Grammy's got a club account.

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Patrick, you don't understand.

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I'm not just cash poor.

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I'm everything poor.

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I don't come from a rich family.

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I'm only upper middle class.

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Wow.

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Oh, come on, who cares?

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I care.

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I've been leading you to
believe that I'm like you.

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Honestly, when you didn't
know where Bora Bora was...

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- But it's not important.
- But it is.

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I haven't been truthful,
and I feel guilty,

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like you don't even know the real me.

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So if you don't want to pursue this...

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Oh, I'm pursuing this.

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You're awesome.

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Who cares if you don't have money?

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What do you think credit cards are for?

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Lissa! Check it out.

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Ew, that sign-in sheet's so messy.

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It's 'cause there's five
times as many signatures

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as there should be.

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Lissa, this is your class.

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Members are pissed that they
have to be on a waiting list.

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- That's good, right?
- It's awesome!

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We should add more
classes to the schedule.

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PTL, that would be awesome.

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If I could get, like, $50 a week more,

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it would totally help
pay for Styrofoam crosses.

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- How is the video doing?
- I don't know.

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Every time I try to log
in, it says server busy.

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So annoying.

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Holy [bleep]!

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"Prayer Arms" has over 10,000 views.

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What?

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Wow.

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Too bad we can't charge
'em all admission.

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Jakey, scratch those extra classes.

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We have more videos to make.

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Hey... oh, uh, your bag.

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Look, I get it. You're mad.

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Not at all.

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So what if you didn't show

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and we failed the presentation?

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And what's so bad about a D average?

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I mean, when I decided
to take summer classes

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after spending the last
two semesters busting my ass

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while taking care of a baby full-time,

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I thought to myself,

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"Hey, Lace, don't sweat it.

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"Just try to at least get a D."

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I know. I screwed up.

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And for what it's worth, you were right.

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Sully was a bad influence,

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and we broke up.

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Oh, Matty, that's good.

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I really didn't see it going anywhere,

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and, hey, maybe when the professor

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is calculating my final
grade, I can go to her

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and just explain that my
presentation was ruined

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because Sully was a bad influence!

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All right, Jenna, I suppose we need

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to get down some more serious stuff.

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Can you in, say, 25 words or less

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describe some of the
more profound neologisms

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utilized by James Joyce
in "Finnegans Wake"?

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Uh, I... I'm trying to
recall some of the most

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profound ones, but I can't

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because I'm not totally clear

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on what a neologism is.

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Uh, I couldn't get through
it without falling asleep.

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I shouldn't have said that. I'm sorry.

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Are you joking?

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Nobody likes "Finnegans Wake."

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It is the most pompous,
pretentious bag of...

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well, let's just say I thought

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I'd be in preparations
for my wake

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by the time I got through it.

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No, Jenna, creative writing
is about what interests you.

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Your writing stands on its own.

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Your transcript speaks for itself.

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I just like to get a sense of
where my students' heads are at.

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Cool. Thank you.

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So you will need to submit
an application, of course.

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Do it, and I will see you in September.

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Wait. Are you saying...

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Just submit the application, Jenna,

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and I'll take care of the rest.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I've got some other
candidates to terrorize.

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Tell me again. How'd he say it?

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"Submit the application, and
I'll take care of the rest."

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Jenna, you killed. This is amazing.

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It was amazing.

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I'd dreamed of this
day for so long.

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Best library on campus, by the way.

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Ooh, and over here, you have
to check out this coffee place.

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Lattes like you've never had before.

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And here, Jenna Hamilton,

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is the home of the world's
best Thai peanut salad.

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Actually, Luke Mallon,

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the home of the world's
best Thai peanut salad

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is just a few miles
south of Bangor, Maine,

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in the basement of the student union.

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They have Thai food in Maine?

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Well, it was a lunch special one week.

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Oh, but they had these
incredible haddock sandwiches

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that I used to be so into
before I went vegetarian.

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I kind of want to go back not vegetarian

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just so I can have one.

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And in that moment, I had
the saddest thought ever.

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I might never go back there.

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I might not get to have
another haddock sandwich.

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I might not see my
tiny little dorm

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that I shared with
Britta, and my friends.

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Oh, and if you need
something scanned or copied,

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this place is, like, 2¢ cheaper a page.

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But I didn't want
anything scanned.

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I wanted a haddock sandwich.

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What was up with that?

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Sorry, Ally let me in,

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and she was gonna come tell you,

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but then she got distracted by QVC.

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It's morning; she likes to watch people

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order bad jewelry while she
works through the shakes.

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So listen. I could use a friend.

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Ugh, for what. So overrated.

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Well, not you. You're okay.

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But don't get me
started on everyone else.

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I mean, why is everyone such a pussy?

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Like it's my fault. Why
is everyone mad at me?

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A lot of that going on right now,

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which is why I need a favor.

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Okay, camera's speeding.

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Make sure the boom's
out of the way.

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Lots of energy, everybody!

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And... hit it!

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Praise and raise!

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Praise and praise again!

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Lift to the Lord!

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And lift again!

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Jake, what is this?

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Meet me in my office tomorrow morning,

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9:00 a.m. sharp.

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Oh...

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What are you doing here?

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Just in case the sunscreen
isn't enough for that cute face.

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Pack your overnight bag.

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I'm taking you to Catalina
for a long weekend.

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OMG, that sounds so
fun, but I have to work.

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But it's the weekend.

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Did you not hear the part

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about $12,000 in credit card debt?

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Oh, yeah, when you were
crying into your iceberg wedge?

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Definitely heard that part.

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- But this is my treat.
- You don't get it.

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If I'm gonna get myself out
of the buttload of debt I'm in,

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I'm gonna have to work every weekend

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and generate some serious ad sales.

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But go. Have fun.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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Not crazy about the curry?

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What?

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No, I was just thinking
about all the stuff

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I'm gonna have to do
if I make this move.

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Wait. If you make this move?

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Wait. Did I say that?

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No, what I meant was just that

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everything's happening so fast.

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I thought you really wanted this.

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I did. I mean, I do.

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I do... definitely

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think this is what I want.

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Think?

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Think bordering on 100% totally know.

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Wow, I can't believe you'd
even be on the fence about it.

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I kind of went to a lot of trouble.

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I pushed Dean Strauss
to read your material.

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Jenna, am I pushing you?

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No, it's just, this is a
huge opportunity for me,

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and I want to make sure that I'm not

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giving up anything I'll regret.

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00:10:19,864 --> 00:10:22,267
Which seems to be an
ongoing concern of yours.

260
00:10:22,968 --> 00:10:26,803
Wow, it was amazing how
one intuitive sentence

261
00:10:26,805 --> 00:10:30,204
spoken by Luke could so
easily sum up my life.

262
00:10:30,775 --> 00:10:34,344
Look, it's just a big
change and a big decision.

263
00:10:34,346 --> 00:10:36,312
Well, at the risk of pushing,

264
00:10:36,314 --> 00:10:37,981
I hope you make it soon,
because I would love

265
00:10:37,983 --> 00:10:40,216
for you to be here
to share this with me.

266
00:10:40,218 --> 00:10:41,735
I think it would be good for you.

267
00:10:42,354 --> 00:10:43,978
Think?

268
00:10:50,548 --> 00:10:52,783
Look, I'm sorry.

269
00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:54,985
I know I shouldn't have been
filming without permission,

270
00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,688
but Lissa's classes
fill up constantly, so...

271
00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:59,123
I've been watching you, Rosati.

272
00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:02,705
There have been some major hiccups.

273
00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:05,496
But overall, I like what I see.

274
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,964
- Thanks.
- You follow orders.

275
00:11:06,966 --> 00:11:08,765
You know how to spin bull[bleep]

276
00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:10,062
to suck up to the important members.

277
00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:11,751
And I'm gonna be honest with you...

278
00:11:11,970 --> 00:11:13,638
I see a little me in you.

279
00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,606
I'd like to offer you a raise.

280
00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:16,907
I'll take it.

281
00:11:16,909 --> 00:11:18,475
With an increased responsibility

282
00:11:18,477 --> 00:11:20,103
and a small promotion.

283
00:11:20,128 --> 00:11:20,790
Wow.

284
00:11:20,815 --> 00:11:22,853
Rosati, I assume you
have a five-year plan.

285
00:11:22,878 --> 00:11:27,795
Oh, yeah, I hope to
continue working here.

286
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:28,954
I was just like you.

287
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:31,165
I took this job right
out of high school,

288
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,392
and I've been here 20 years.

289
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:39,730
I'm so sorry, Jakey.

290
00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:41,198
I didn't mean to get you fired.

291
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,599
I got promoted.

292
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:47,404
This is such great
news. Congratulations!

293
00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:48,939
I think this is a sign.

294
00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:51,842
God is super happy with
my Atonercise videos!

295
00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:53,977
Wait. What's wrong?

296
00:11:53,979 --> 00:11:56,013
I thought this is what you wanted.

297
00:11:59,651 --> 00:12:01,718
Mrs. Parriott,

298
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,420
I am so sorry

299
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:05,889
about the hand soap in
the ladies' powder room.

300
00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:08,425
The vendor stopped producing
the lavender rosemary

301
00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:09,793
that you like so much,

302
00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:13,897
and as a token of our
sincerest apologies,

303
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,899
I would like to present to you

304
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:19,136
a $100 gift card which is redeemable

305
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:23,307
at any of our pro shops
and spa experiences.

306
00:12:34,052 --> 00:12:35,552
- Hey. 
- Oh, my God, Jenna.

307
00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:36,774
I miss you so much.

308
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,021
I miss you too.

309
00:12:38,023 --> 00:12:39,990
I just heard from housing.

310
00:12:39,992 --> 00:12:42,659
We got upgraded to an
off-campus apartment.

311
00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:43,961
Shut the [bleep] up. Really?

312
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,163
With a dishwasher and a kitchen.

313
00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:49,800
And look, my mom got
us matching comforters.

314
00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:51,668
She had a bunch of
those 20% off coupons,

315
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:53,070
and we just went crazy.

316
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:54,671
You are gonna love
the stuff I got

317
00:12:54,673 --> 00:12:55,688
for our new place.

318
00:12:55,713 --> 00:12:57,207
Oh, Britta, I love them,

319
00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:58,742
and I can't wait to see them in person.

320
00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:00,777
Okay, what was I
doing? Was I lying?

321
00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:02,813
How could I tell my
friend that I was probably

322
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,982
never gonna set foot
at Wyckoff again?

323
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:07,806
Britta, there's actually
something I need to tell you.

324
00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:10,097
Anytime you're ready, Jenna.

325
00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:12,532
Uh, I got to go, but
I'll talk to you later.

326
00:13:12,556 --> 00:13:13,892
Oh, yeah, ok.

327
00:13:13,916 --> 00:13:14,899
Bye.

328
00:13:15,407 --> 00:13:17,828
And finally, as you know,

329
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,330
I am in the process
of completing reviews

330
00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:22,332
for all editorial fellows.

331
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:24,301
I wasn't sure if it
was my imagination

332
00:13:24,326 --> 00:13:25,978
or my own guilty conscience,

333
00:13:26,003 --> 00:13:29,304
but it felt like everything that
she was saying was directed at me.

334
00:13:29,329 --> 00:13:31,174
These reviews are comprised of ratings

335
00:13:31,176 --> 00:13:34,532
on all materials submitted,
whether published or not,

336
00:13:34,557 --> 00:13:37,014
and will be a key factor
in determining which,

337
00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:39,049
if any, of you will be asked to return

338
00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:41,051
to Idea Bin for another summer.

339
00:13:41,961 --> 00:13:43,425
That's all.

340
00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:46,356
Oh, she's so over me
now that we're a couple.

341
00:13:46,358 --> 00:13:48,091
There's no way I'm getting asked back.

342
00:13:48,093 --> 00:13:50,294
Doesn't matter. You have SCU.

343
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,862
Oh, my God, I'm not getting asked back?

344
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:52,996
We don't know that.

345
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,398
I'm just saying, with your talent

346
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,199
and the contacts you're
gonna make at SCU,

347
00:13:56,201 --> 00:13:59,269
you'll find someplace
way better than Idea Bin.

348
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,411
Patrick?

349
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:08,745
Are you stalking me?

350
00:14:08,747 --> 00:14:10,650
What? No, of course not.

351
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,949
That's... may... yeah,
a little bit. Possibly.

352
00:14:12,951 --> 00:14:15,085
- That is so cool.
- These are for you.

353
00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:18,055
You know, for working all
weekend while I go goof off.

354
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:20,023
Oh, that is so sweet.

355
00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:22,959
So, um, listen. I've
been thinking about stuff.

356
00:14:22,961 --> 00:14:26,196
Oh, okay. It's okay.

357
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,198
I get it. I totally understand.

358
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:29,558
I mean, I get that you have to work.

359
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:31,835
Patrick, it's really
okay. It's my fault.

360
00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:33,236
I should have been more honest.

361
00:14:33,238 --> 00:14:34,738
I just, like... I really don't want

362
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:36,640
to have to keep asking
you to miss work for me.

363
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,142
So how about winter vacation?

364
00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:41,044
My folks have a chalet in Gstaad.

365
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:43,680
It's so crazy. Like,
Bono lives next door.

366
00:14:43,682 --> 00:14:46,917
It's dope snow and sweet fondue.

367
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:49,902
Oh, my God, that sounds amaze,

368
00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:53,668
but there's a good chance I'll
have to be working then too.

369
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:54,988
I don't know that you will.

370
00:14:55,013 --> 00:14:57,471
Do you know how long it
takes to pay off 12 grand?

371
00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:58,929
Yeah, about 30 seconds.

372
00:14:58,931 --> 00:15:00,397
Let me pay it off for you.

373
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:04,067
What? No, that's... that's crazy!

374
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,436
- Wh... you would really do that?
- Yeah, I would.

375
00:15:06,438 --> 00:15:08,772
Babe, 12K's nothing. It's
not worth stressing over.

376
00:15:08,774 --> 00:15:10,674
You can start over with a clean slate.

377
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:15,245
Hey, Sadie, do you
mind grabbing the dolly?

378
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:17,948
Or, yeah, I could just grab it myself.

379
00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,216
Give me a sec.

380
00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:23,086
"Lamest video I've ever seen.

381
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,589
If God exists, wouldn't he
protect you from this crap?"

382
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,671
What are you doing?

383
00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:29,625
Leaving feedback on Lissa's
stupid Atonercise video.

384
00:15:29,650 --> 00:15:30,953
What? Why would you do that?

385
00:15:30,978 --> 00:15:32,702
'Cause people on YouTube
need honest reviews

386
00:15:32,727 --> 00:15:35,142
to help them decide
what to watch... duh.

387
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:36,800
Don't you think that's a little mean?

388
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:38,201
What did Lissa ever do to you?

389
00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:40,370
Please, you think Lissa's some angel?

390
00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:42,172
She's a total bitch.

391
00:15:42,174 --> 00:15:45,242
"Bitch" is about the last word
I would use to describe Lissa.

392
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,244
Yeah, well, that's because
you're not very astute.

393
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:48,979
Oh, so now you're insulting me?

394
00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:50,914
What, you're gonna be all sensitive now?

395
00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,215
Lissa pissed me off,

396
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:53,483
so she's getting what she deserved.

397
00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:55,252
And Tamara and Sergio
are also on my list.

398
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:56,859
They're lucky I don't
comment on them too...

399
00:15:56,884 --> 00:15:58,039
Oh, my God, that's genius.

400
00:15:58,064 --> 00:15:59,997
I'm gonna invent Yelp
but for actual people.

401
00:16:00,022 --> 00:16:01,388
You're welcome.

402
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,396
Okay, so big news.

403
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:08,598
I'm pretty sure I want to go to SCU.

404
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:12,414
Oh, honey, I know, but
they didn't accept you.

405
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,350
No, I'm reapplying.

406
00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:15,873
I think I'm gonna get in.

407
00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:18,942
What? Really? Sweetie, that is amazing.

408
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:21,378
I'm so proud. Wait. Why?

409
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:22,390
Because it's SCU.

410
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,847
But you love Wyckoff,

411
00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:25,549
and you're doing so great there...

412
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:26,906
and Luke is here.

413
00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:28,852
And why does it take me so
long to catch on to things?

414
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:30,120
I need to stop breast-feeding.

415
00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:31,755
My brains are being
sucked out through my...

416
00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,623
Mom! This is not about Luke.

417
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,659
But isn't this exactly
what you told Matty

418
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,218
not to do for you?

419
00:16:37,243 --> 00:16:38,242
Totally different.

420
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:39,390
I've wanted to go to SCU

421
00:16:39,392 --> 00:16:40,849
since before I even met Luke.

422
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:42,807
Luke has nothing to do with it.

423
00:16:45,007 --> 00:16:47,662
Honey, he does...

424
00:16:47,687 --> 00:16:48,700
and that's okay.

425
00:16:48,702 --> 00:16:50,116
I'll support you whatever you do,

426
00:16:50,141 --> 00:16:53,242
but know what you're doing.

427
00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:55,226
Call it what it is.

428
00:16:59,070 --> 00:16:59,859
_

429
00:17:00,272 --> 00:17:01,375
_

430
00:17:01,452 --> 00:17:02,453
_

431
00:17:02,805 --> 00:17:04,039
_

432
00:17:07,890 --> 00:17:10,709
I know we blew it
before. Totally my fault.

433
00:17:10,734 --> 00:17:12,498
But since our project
was going to be based

434
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:15,521
on the foods of
Germany, my partner and I

435
00:17:15,546 --> 00:17:18,436
have prepared a surprise
for the entire class.

436
00:17:18,461 --> 00:17:20,328
- We have?
- Frau?

437
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,829
Lein. Fraulein.

438
00:17:21,831 --> 00:17:23,865
Would you all follow
us this way, please?

439
00:17:29,672 --> 00:17:31,371
So what are we doing?

440
00:17:31,373 --> 00:17:33,373
It might have been
nice if you had given me

441
00:17:33,375 --> 00:17:35,909
a little bit of a heads-up
about whatever this...

442
00:17:35,911 --> 00:17:38,014
_

443
00:17:45,287 --> 00:17:46,520
This is awesome.

444
00:17:49,725 --> 00:17:51,325
I am very impressed.

445
00:17:51,327 --> 00:17:53,727
I hope you don't think for
one minute that bribing me

446
00:17:53,729 --> 00:17:55,514
with a food truck
will change your grade,

447
00:17:55,539 --> 00:17:57,831
but it will most certainly
make me reconsider

448
00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:00,033
rescheduling your formal presentation,

449
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,768
one that you both will show up for

450
00:18:01,770 --> 00:18:03,403
and be prepared for, yes?

451
00:18:03,405 --> 00:18:04,771
- Yes.
- Yes!

452
00:18:04,773 --> 00:18:07,265
Thank you. Thank you.

453
00:18:08,257 --> 00:18:10,611
Matty, this is truly inspired.

454
00:18:10,613 --> 00:18:11,687
Thanks.

455
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:15,415
So why aren't you happier?

456
00:18:15,417 --> 00:18:17,151
No, I'm happy.

457
00:18:17,153 --> 00:18:19,453
I'm just digesting the kraut.

458
00:18:19,455 --> 00:18:20,621
Is this about Jenna?

459
00:18:20,623 --> 00:18:22,835
No! It... absolutely not.

460
00:18:22,859 --> 00:18:24,526
My... feeling for Jenna...

461
00:18:24,527 --> 00:18:26,623
I knew it! Feelings for Jenna.

462
00:18:26,648 --> 00:18:27,828
That's not what I meant to say.

463
00:18:27,853 --> 00:18:30,030
It's just, you know, we
get so pissed at each other,

464
00:18:30,032 --> 00:18:31,532
but the feelings never seem to go away.

465
00:18:31,534 --> 00:18:35,976
And mine are still in
pretty high gear, I guess.

466
00:18:36,505 --> 00:18:38,305
What, are you gonna tell
me to back off again?

467
00:18:38,307 --> 00:18:39,640
Not this time.

468
00:18:39,642 --> 00:18:42,142
I am done interfering

469
00:18:42,144 --> 00:18:44,011
with all things Jenna and Matty.

470
00:18:44,013 --> 00:18:45,429
- Cool.
- Cool.

471
00:18:46,215 --> 00:18:48,148
What? Why are you
looking at me like that?

472
00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:51,585
God, I can't stand
this. Fine. You broke me.

473
00:18:51,587 --> 00:18:52,920
Jenna is thinking of transferring

474
00:18:52,922 --> 00:18:54,087
to SCU to be with Luke,

475
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,856
so if you really have feelings for her,

476
00:18:55,858 --> 00:18:58,021
you better express them
really freaking fast.

477
00:18:58,046 --> 00:18:58,892
What?

478
00:18:58,894 --> 00:19:00,594
We never had this conversation.

479
00:19:00,596 --> 00:19:01,703
Nein!

480
00:19:03,332 --> 00:19:05,465
Whoa! Hamilho's transferring.

481
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:06,366
That so figures.

482
00:19:06,368 --> 00:19:07,768
She's probably already banged

483
00:19:07,770 --> 00:19:08,835
every guy at Wyckoff, so...

484
00:19:08,837 --> 00:19:10,671
Do you ever shut up?

485
00:19:10,673 --> 00:19:12,072
I'm sorry, what?

486
00:19:12,074 --> 00:19:13,840
Lissa's a bitch, Tamara's a jerk,

487
00:19:13,842 --> 00:19:15,342
Sergio's an ass[bleep], and now Jenna.

488
00:19:15,344 --> 00:19:17,377
Do you ever notice how
everyone else is the problem?

489
00:19:17,379 --> 00:19:20,080
- Constantly.
- You know what, Sadie?

490
00:19:20,082 --> 00:19:21,582
If you meet more than
two ass[bleep] in a day,

491
00:19:21,584 --> 00:19:23,350
that ass[bleep] is probably you.

492
00:19:25,687 --> 00:19:27,757
Go [bleep] yourself!

493
00:19:38,452 --> 00:19:39,566
I knew there was no way

494
00:19:39,568 --> 00:19:41,896
Matty would understand
my situation.

495
00:19:41,921 --> 00:19:44,421
And I really didn't want
to debate it with him.

496
00:19:44,423 --> 00:19:47,202
I could spend my whole life
second-guessing things,

497
00:19:47,218 --> 00:19:50,119
being afraid to take
advantage of opportunities.

498
00:19:50,121 --> 00:19:52,655
Or I could challenge myself.

499
00:19:52,656 --> 00:19:54,389
It was decision time...

500
00:19:54,391 --> 00:19:55,514
_

501
00:19:55,539 --> 00:19:56,622
_

502
00:19:56,647 --> 00:19:59,178
And Matty had just
helped me make mine.

503
00:20:02,732 --> 00:20:05,066
Send message to Matty,

504
00:20:05,068 --> 00:20:07,969
Lissa, Jake, and Tamara.

505
00:20:07,971 --> 00:20:09,671
[bleep] you all.

506
00:20:09,673 --> 00:20:12,240
You think I care if we're
friends, question mark.

507
00:20:12,242 --> 00:20:15,910
I would literally rather
die than be friends with you.

508
00:20:15,912 --> 00:20:17,812
Ew, no. Too pathetic.

509
00:20:18,815 --> 00:20:20,815
[bleep]!

510
00:20:20,817 --> 00:20:23,117
Is that language really
necessary, Sadie?

511
00:20:23,119 --> 00:20:27,055
[bleep] you, you stupid robotic bitch!

512
00:20:28,478 --> 00:20:30,484
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