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<i>FOR GENERATIONS OF HIGH-SCHOOLERS,</i>

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<i>YOU COULD ONLY BE A JOCK, A GEEK,</i>

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<i>A PRINCESS, A BULLY
OR A BASKET CASE.</i>

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<i>BUT TIMES HAVE CHANGED.</i>

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<i>JOCKS PLAY VIDEO GAMES.</i>

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<i>PRINCESSES ARE ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS.</i>

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<i>AND GEEKS BASICALLY
RUN THE COUNTRY.</i>

8
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<i>I THOUGHT WE WERE LIVING
IN A BRAVE NEW WORLD,</i>

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<i>A PLACE WITHOUT LABELS.</i>

10
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<i>BUT EVERY SO OFTEN, THERE'S THAT
ONE MOMENT IN HIGH SCHOOL</i>

11
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<i>THAT CHANGES YOUR PERSPECTIVE
ON EVERYTHING.</i>

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OOH. SHOWTIME.

13
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<i>AND FOR ME, IT HAPPENED SENIOR YEAR,</i>

14
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<i>ABOUT A MONTH BEFORE HOMECOMING.</i>

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<i>I WAS CRUISING THE HALLS
WITH MY TWO BEST FRIENDS.</i>

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JESS HARRIS.

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I WOULD BANG HER SO HARD
WE'D BOTH NEED HELMETS.

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<i>YEAH, THAT'S NOT ME.</i>

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CASEY CORDERO.

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I WOULD PLAY "CALL OF DUTY" WITH HER...
YEAH.

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ALL NIGHT.
WAIT, WHAT?

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AND BANG HER HARD TOO,
TO THE POINT OF NEEDING HELMETS.

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
THAT TOO, YEAH.

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<i>NOPE, NOT ME, EITHER.</i>

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SHAW'S OVER. JUST BIANCA.

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<i>THAT'S ME.</i>

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MARTIN VAN BUREN. NICKELBACK.

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ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM.

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AH?

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JESS HAS THE HOTTEST ASS.

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CASEY HAS THE HOTTEST RACK.

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BIANCA, SHE HAS THE HOTTEST FRIENDS.

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YEAH.
YEAH.

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HOMECOMING TICKETS, HOMECOMING.

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HEY, GET YOUR
HOMECOMING TICKETS NOW.

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HALF PRICE NOW OR DOUBLE AT THE DOOR.
WE'RE GONNA BE LATE.

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HEY, JESS. HEY, CASEY.
HOMECOMING TICKETS?

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OH, WE BOUGHT OURS ONLINE.
ALL RIGHT, COOL. SEE YOU THERE.

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THANKS.
AND I WILL NOT BE ATTENDING, SO...

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OH, MY GOD, YOU DO THIS
BEFORE EVERY DANCE.

41
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YEAH, BUT I DON'T FEEL LIKE GOING.

42
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THERE'S A VINCENT PRICE MARATHON ON,
SO I GOTTA WATCH THAT.

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WHO'S THAT?
UGH.

44
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SHIT, THERE'S SEÑOR GOMEZ.
I'M FAILING SPANISH.

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OKAY.

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MINI STALIN, DEAD AHEAD.

47
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<i>MEET MADISON MORGAN.</i>

48
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<i>AS SHE WOULD TELL YOU HERSELF,
SHE'S THE HOTTEST GIRL IN SCHOOL.</i>

49
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<i>EVEN THE GAY GUYS WANNA DATE HER.</i>

50
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I WOULD TOTALLY BANG THE SHIT
OUT OF HER.

51
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BUT I WOULDN'T LIKE IT.

52
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LOVE.

53
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SORRY.

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<i>SO, YEAH, SHE WAS A BITCH.</i>

55
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<i>WERE WE FAKE FRIENDS WITH HER?
KIND OF.</i>

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GIRLS, PARTY AT MY PLACE.
I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARD OF IT.

57
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CAN YOU MAKE SURE YOU GET
AN INSERT SHOT OF THEM OPENING IT?

58
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YEP, ON IT.

59
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OH, YEAH, I'M DOING A VIDEO ABOUT
THE PARTY FOR MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL.

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WOW, WAIT, YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY
ON A WEDNESDAY?

61
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ON A SCHOOL NIGHT?
YEAH, I CAN DO THAT.

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DAMN, DUDE. ALL RIGHT.

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WELL, YEAH, WE'RE IN.

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OOH, UM...

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BIANCA, YOU HAVE TO
HAVE AN ACTUAL INVITE TO GET IN,

66
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AND I ONLY HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT.

67
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BUT, UM, IF ANYTHING CHANGES,
I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

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PROBLEM SOLVED.
OH, HEY.

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LOOK AT THAT.

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WONDERFUL. HEH. MM.

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CAN'T WAIT.
SHOULD I BRING ANYTHING OR...?

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WE'LL... OKAY.

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ANUPAM AND LENA, WHERE ARE WE
ON THE SCHOOL-LUNCH ARTICLE?

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UH, WE THOUGHT WE WOULD MAKE IT
ABOUT HOW THE PRICES OF ICE CREAM

75
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HAVE GONE UP 15 CENTS
IN THE CAFETERIA AND...

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THAT'S A BIT VANILLA. PARDON THE PUN.

77
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BUT YOU'RE MISSING THE MEAT
OF THE STORY.

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OUR SCHOOL SERVES PIZZA
FIVE DAYS A WEEK,

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PAID BY TAXPAYER MONEY

80
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THAT IS USED TO COVER US
AGAINST PIZZA-INDUCED DIABETES.

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NOW, THAT'S A SCHOOL-LUNCH STORY.
BOOM.

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COPY THAT, CIRCLE IT, WRITE IT.

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HUH? NAILED IT. I'M SO PROUD OF ME.

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WE CAME UP WITH THAT IDEA TOGETHER,
BUT MOSTLY ME.

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OKAY, NEXT UP,
FINAL ASSIGNMENT, ALL RIGHT?

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IT'S A DOOZY,
BUT IT'S A REAL FEATHER IN THE CAP

87
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FOR ANY REPORTER WORTH THEIR SALT

88
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THAT WANTS TO COMMENT
ON THE SOCIAL LIFE OF THIS SCHOOL.

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ANYONE?

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NOT ALL AT ONCE.

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NO ONE?

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NO ONE AT ALL? ANY TAKERS?

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BIANCA.

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JUST THE GAL I WAS HOPING FOR.

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HELLO. OKAY.

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I WANT YOU TO STEP OUT
OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE

97
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AND BRING YOUR SPECIAL BRAND
OF JOURNALISTIC GRAVITAS

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TO AN ARTICLE ABOUT HOMECOMING.

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SPECIFICALLY, WHAT HOMECOMING
MEANS TO ME.

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I MEAN, NOT TO ME. I NEVER WENT
TO A DANCE WHEN I WAS A KID.

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KIND OF A NERD.
SORRY TO INTERRUPT, MR. ARTHUR, HEH,

102
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BUT, UM, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I'M...

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YOU'RE HONORED AND THRILLED
TO LEND THAT BIANCA PIPER MAGIC?

104
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YOU WANNA DO YOUR THING

105
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AND PUT SOME STUFF IN THE WORDS
AND MAKE IT POP?

106
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THAT'S SO NICE OF YOU.

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
"NO, YOU DIDN'T. I DIDN'T SAY..."

108
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YES, YOU DID. AND THANK...

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"NO, I DIDN'T, I DIDN'T." YES, YOU DID.

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AND I THANK YOU.

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YOU DID. AND I THANK YOU.

112
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YEAH, THAT'S NOT WHERE I WAS GOING
WITH THAT.

113
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I'M SORRY,
"WHAT HOMECOMING MEANS TO ME"?

114
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WHAT ARE WE, 5 YEARS OLD?

115
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WHAT IS THIS?
LOOK, I'M SORRY, B.

116
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I KNOW IT SUCKS,
BUT MAYBE IT'S THE UNIVERSE

117
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TELLING YOU, YOU NEED TO BE THERE.

118
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PLEASE DON'T START WITH THE UNIVERSE
WITH ME

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THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING, OKAY?

120
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EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE
CAN SUCK IT.

121
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OKAY, IT'S NOT THE END OF THE WORLD.

122
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HO, HO.
WELL, THAT'S EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.

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I DON'T HAVE A DATE.
I CAN FIX THAT.

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UM... JACK REBIS.
MM. TINY HANDS.

125
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MARK WARSHAW?
SMELLS LIKE TRASH.

126
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CHARLIE PIPER.

127
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MY COUSIN CHARLIE PIPER?

128
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WELL, PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT.

129
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OKAY, I WILL KEEP LOOKING.

130
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WE'LL FIND SOMEONE.

131
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<i>ALTHOUGH JESS' MENU
OF DUDES WAS NEVER-ENDING,</i>

132
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<i>THERE WAS ONLY ONE GUY
I WANTED TO BE MY DATE.</i>

133
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<i>AND THAT'S HIM, TOBY TUCKER.</i>

134
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<i>I COULDN'T WORK UP THE COURAGE
TO SAY THREE WORDS TO TOBY.</i>

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<i>NO, LITERALLY, THREE WORDS.</i>

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OKAY, BYE.

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UGH.

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WHOO! WE'RE GONNA KICK SOME ASS!

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JEEZ.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER, BRO.

140
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<i>YOU KNOW THOSE PEOPLE
YOU GROW UP WITH,</i>

141
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<i>MAYBE YOU TOOK BATHS WITH THEM
WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE,</i>

142
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<i>BUT NOW THEY JUST ANNOY THE SHIT
OUT OF YOU?</i>

143
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<i>I GIVE YOU WESLEY RUSH.</i>

144
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HEY, NEIGHBOR.
WESLEY.

145
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SAW YOU WATCHING SOME WEIRD
JAPANESE HORROR MOVIE LAST NIGHT.

146
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WERE YOU SPYING ON ME?

147
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A, DON'T LEAVE YOUR CURTAINS OPEN,

148
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AND TWO, IT'S KIND OF HARD TO MISS
A BUNCH OF JAPANESE PEOPLE

149
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RUNNING AND SCREAMING
FOR THEIR LIVES.

150
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LOOKED HORRIBLE, BY THE WAY,
ALL THAT READING.

151
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THOSE WOULD BE SUBTITLES.

152
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SUPER. WHERE ARE YOUR GIRLS AT?

153
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WHO WANTS TO KNOW?
THE ONLY MAN IN YOUR LIFE.

154
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MM, WESLEY,
YOU WOULDN'T BE IN MY LIFE

155
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IF YOU WERE THE ONLY MAN LEFT
ON THE PLANET.

156
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AW. STICKS AND STONES, B.

157
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SPEAKING OF STONES, ROCK-HARD ABS.

158
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NO, NO.
TOUCH THEM.

159
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NO, NO ONE WANTS THAT.
GRAZE THEM.

160
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HEY, THERE YOU ARE.

161
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<i>WESLEY AND MADISON
WERE KNOWN AROUND SCHOOL</i>

162
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<i>AS "THE RELATIONSHIP STROBE LIGHT."</i>

163
00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:04,243
<i>ON AGAIN, OFF AGAIN,
A THOUSAND TIMES.</i>

164
00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,165
OKAY.

165
00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:12,605
OH. BIANCA. WELL, THIS IS AWKW...

166
00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:18,005
SORRY, WERE YOU JUST HITTING
ON MY EX-BOYFRIEND?

167
00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,204
NO, NO. JUST HAVING SOME ME TIME
AT MY LOCKER.

168
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HE APPROACHED ME.
OH. TOTALLY.

169
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I AGREE. THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN.

170
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I KNOW YOU MISS ME.

171
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THAT'S A HEALTHY THING
YOU'VE GOT GOING.

172
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LATER, B.

173
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B, IT'S A PARTY.

174
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YOU SHOULD WEAR SOMETHING CUTE.

175
00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:44,601
HERE. LOTS OF OPTIONS FOR YOU.

176
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HOW ABOUT THIS?

177
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PRETTY.

178
00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:51,569
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, UNDERWEAR?
NO, IT'S A CAMISOLE.

179
00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,800
NO? NOT FOR YOU? OKAY. UM...

180
00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:59,488
OOH. HOW ABOUT THIS?
IT'S A LITTLE DARKER, KIND OF SEXY. HMM?

181
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,524
FINE. ALTHOUGH I DID HEAR TOBY'S
GONNA BE AT THE PARTY TONIGHT.

182
00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:06,205
OH, LIKE THAT WOULD MATTER.

183
00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,488
I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE
SHE'S GONNA SAY ANYTHING TO HIM.

184
00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:12,531
EXCUSE ME, I MIGHT.
MM?

185
00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,405
MAYBE I'LL, YOU KNOW...

186
00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,170
YEAH, ON SECOND THOUGHT,

187
00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:23,167
I THINK I'M JUST GONNA STICK
WITH THE OLD LUCKY PARTY SHIRT.

188
00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,288
WAIT FOR IT.
BIANCA, DON'T DO IT.

189
00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:26,885
HUH?
B.

190
00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,166
SAYS IT ON THERE.

191
00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,446
NO.
MM-MM.

192
00:10:29,600 --> 00:10:31,090
AND, YOU KNOW, MAYBE...
NO.

193
00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:33,766
I'LL ROUND IT OUTWITH OLD TRUSTY...
NOT THE FLANNEL.

194
00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,570
NICE MUTED TONES.
NO.

195
00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:37,370
THAT IS NOT A GOOD LOOK.

196
00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:40,251
THIS IS A GOOD LOOK.

197
00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,084
<i>AND THAT'S MY MOM.</i>

198
00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:45,887
<i>THREE YEARS AGO MY DAD LEFT HER,
AND SHE DID NOT HANDLE IT WELL.</i>

199
00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,004
<i>BUT ONE NIGHT DIVINE INSPIRATION STRUCK.</i>

200
00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,447
<i>YOU CAN EXPECT TO GO
THROUGH FIVE STAGES.</i>

201
00:10:57,600 --> 00:11:00,206
<i>THE FIRST IS DENIAL.
NO WAY, BECAUSE I'M NOT DYING.</i>

202
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:03,250
<i>SECOND IS ANGER.
WHY, YOU LITTLE... AGH!</i>

203
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,890
<i>AFTER THAT COMES FEAR.</i>

204
00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,088
<i>WHAT'S AFTER FEAR?
BARGAINING.</i>

205
00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,720
<i>GET ME OUT OF THIS.
I'LL MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE.</i>

206
00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:13,566
<i>FINALLY, ACCEPTANCE.
WELL, WE ALL GOTTA GO SOMETIME.</i>

207
00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:16,405
<i>AND JUST LIKE THAT,
SHE BECAME DOTTIE PIPER,</i>

208
00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:19,404
<i>LOCAL CELEBRITY
TO THE 40-AND-OVER SELF-HELP CROWD,</i>

209
00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:22,643
<i>ALL-AROUND ROCK STAR
AND OCCASIONAL MOM.</i>

210
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,247
ALL RIGHT, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

211
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,722
I WAS IN THE DEPRESSION STAGE
ABOUT MY EX,

212
00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:33,531
BUT I COMBINED MY EX
WITH "DEPRESSION,"

213
00:11:33,680 --> 00:11:35,648
AND I GOT "EXPRESSION."

214
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:39,008
IF YOU GIRLS WANNA REALLY
KNOCK THE BOYS OUT,

215
00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:42,403
YOU SHOULD PROJECT BOLDNESS
WITH A POWER PANTSUIT COMBO.

216
00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,169
I'M GONNA LOOK LIKE
HILLARY CLINTON, MOM.

217
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I KNOW, RIGHT?

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OKAY, KIDS, ENJOY YOUR PARTY. I LOVE
YOU. I HAVE ANOTHER SEMINAR TO PREP FOR.

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OKAY, BYE.
BYE.

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I LOVE YOUR OUTFIT.
CAITLYN, CAN YOU MAKE SURE

221
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YOU GET A SHOT OF THE DESSERTS?
JESS, HAIR'S LOOKING GOOD.

222
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UGH. SHE NEEDS A BLOW-OUT.

223
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HERE, KELLY, TAKE THE BLUE ONES.

224
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THEY'RE SUGAR-FREE, AND I KNOW YOU'RE
TRYING TO WATCH THAT KIND OF THING.

225
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WHAT?

226
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YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.

227
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WESLEY?
AGH!

228
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CAITLYN.

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HEY, MADS.

230
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REALLY? WITH THIS?
DOES SHE HAVE TO FILM EVERYTHING?

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WESLEY, I'M WHAT'S KNOWN
AS PRE-FAMOUS.

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MY LIFE IS AN AUDITION FOR REALITY TV.

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SO, YEAH, UM,
I NEED TO CHRONICLE EVERYTHING.

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THAT WAS A GOOD TAKE FOR ME.
GET A WIDE SHOT TOO.

235
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HEY, CAITLYN, TAKE FIVE.

236
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THANKS.
EW.

237
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THIS IS WHY WE ARE NOT DATING, OKAY?

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BECAUSE YOU, MY FRIEND,
ARE A JUVENILE DIPSHIT.

239
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I COULD BE DATING COLLEGE GUYS...
YEAH.

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OR FAMOUS PEOPLE OR BO-YEAR-OLDS.

241
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN AWESOME
EPISODE OF DATELINE.

242
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ENJOY THOSE SAGGY BALLS.

243
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FINE, I WILL. UGH.

244
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COME ON, MAN.

245
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,127
GUYS, I DON'T SEE TOBY.

246
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I DON'T KNOW WHERE TOBY IS.
COME DANCE WITH US.

247
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DO YOU THINK HE DIDN'T COME?

248
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PARTY POOPER.
NO, NO, GUYS, I DON'T DANCE.

249
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COME ON, B. COME ON, B.

250
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NO, NO, NO.
YEAH, YOU DO. COME ON, YOU DANCE.

251
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YOU DO. COME ON.

252
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COME ON.
OKAY.

253
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THERE YOU GO.
HEY.

254
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HEY.
OOH, LOOK AT THOSE MOVES. WHOO!

255
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:44,571
SEE?
OH, MAN, ALL THIS DANCING

256
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MADE ME SO THIRSTY.
I'M GONNA GET A DRINK.

257
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B, REALLY?

258
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<i>LET YOU GET AWAY</i>

259
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,080
<i>NOW, DON'T GO AWAY</i>

260
00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:07,523
<i>MY DARLING DON'T GO AWAY</i>

261
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HEY, BILLY.

262
00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,010
NO, JUST BIANCA.
JESUS.

263
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LOOKING VERY HANDSOME TONIGHT.

264
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,445
WHY, THANK YOU.

265
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,761
HAVING FUN AT THE PARTY?

266
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,442
YEAH, ACTUALLY, YOUR GIRLS
ARE LOOKING INCREDIBLE OUT THERE.

267
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,045
HAVE THEY ASKED ABOUT ME?

268
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:25,850
WHEN I TOLD THEM
THAT YOU WERE HERE,

269
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THEIR EYES FILLED WITH THIS, LIKE, SPARKLE,
YOU KNOW, WITH, LIKE, CHILDLIKE WONDER,

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00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,247
AND THEN THEY JUST STARTED
DANCING TOGETHER.

271
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IT WAS KIND OF BEAUTIFUL.
YEAH, IT WAS.

272
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DO THEY DO OTHER THINGS TOGETHER

273
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THAT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO JOIN IN ON
OR JUST WATCH?

274
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I'M KIDDING.
NOT KIDDING AT ALL. TELL ME EVERYTHING.

275
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:47,325
YEAH, IT'S ACTUALLY NOT MY JOB
TO GIVE YOU PERVY INTEL

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ON MY BEST FRIENDS, BUT THANKS.
WELL, I MEAN, IT KIND OF IS, THOUGH.

277
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,404
PEOPLE ASK YOU QUESTIONS
ABOUT THEM, RIGHT,

278
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,608
BECAUSE THAT'S YOUR JOB
AS THEIR DUFF.

279
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SORRY, AS THEIR WHAT?

280
00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,168
DUFF. D-U-F-F.

281
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DESIGNATED UGLY FAT FRIEND.

282
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:06,050
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

283
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,569
IT'S NOT LIKE A BIG DEAL, OKAY? I MEAN,
LIKE, EVERY GROUP OF FRIENDS HAS ONE.

284
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THE ONE WHO DOESN'T LOOK AS GOOD,
THUS MAKING THEIR FRIENDS LOOK BETTER.

285
00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,485
THE ONE WHO'S APPROACHABLE
AND EASY TO TALK TO,

286
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,480
BECAUSE NO ONE'S TRYING
TO GET IN THEIR PANTS.

287
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:20,928
AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW
WHO IT IS, CHANCES ARE IT'S YOU.

288
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:23,970
SAY WHEN. SAY...

289
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,523
OKAY, LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN IT
LIKE THAT, ALL RIGHT? URN...

290
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,650
THE DUFF DOESN'T ALWAYS HAVE TO BE
SOME HEINOUS BEAST, ALL RIGHT?

291
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,484
TAKE A LOOK AT ROBIN.

292
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:34,885
ROBIN'S, LIKE, SUPER CUTE.

293
00:15:35,040 --> 00:15:37,805
OKAY, BUT HER FRIENDS ARE SUPER HOT.

294
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:41,849
OH, GOD,
THAT IS SUCH A GUY THING TO SAY.

295
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:43,690
GUYS CAN BE DUFFS TOO, OKAY?

296
00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,002
YOU KNOW MY BOY A.J.,
FRESHMAN ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM?

297
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,280
WE'RE IN CHEMISTRY TOGETHER.

298
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,767
NOW HE'S DOING THE SECOND MOST
IMPORTANT JOB A DUFF CAN DO,

299
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:52,440
ACTING AS, LIKE, THE GATEKEEPER
TO THEIR BETTER-LOOKING FRIENDS.

300
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,006
THE GUY WITH THE INFO PEOPLE GO TO
BEFORE THEY MAKE THEIR MOVE.

301
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:57,367
WATCH, WATCH.
IS IT TRUE WES IS SINGLE?

302
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,363
AHEM. UH, SURE IS, YEAH.

303
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,803
GOT IT. THANKS, A.J. YOU'RE SWEET.

304
00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:07,522
HI.
HEY, WES.

305
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,126
SEE? SHE GETS HER INFO,
HE GETS TO TALK TO A HOT SENIOR.

306
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,480
EVEN GOT A LITTLE ACTION.
I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING.

307
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,404
IT'S KIND OF LIKE US RIGHT NOW.

308
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:17,450
EXCUSE ME,
THAT IS NOT LIKE US RIGHT NOW.

309
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:18,761
B, ON AN AVERAGE DAY,

310
00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:21,127
HOW MANY GUYS ASK YOU QUESTIONS
ABOUT JESS AND CASEY?

311
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:26,329
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S A FAIR AMOUNT.
OKAY.

312
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,165
ON AN AVERAGE DAY, HOW MANY GUYS
ASK YOU QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU?

313
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,481
SEE?
YOU FRIENDED UP, OKAY?

314
00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:37,047
GOOD FOR YOU. GOOD TALK.
YOU KNOW WHAT? GET BACK OUT THERE.

315
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,690
HAVE SOME...

316
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,527
HEY, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?

317
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,001
STUPID WES.

318
00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,083
IT'S NOT EVEN...

319
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,689
REALLY?

320
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,849
OH, GOD.

321
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,369
<i>I AM THE DUFF.</i>

322
00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:38,929
<i>IMPRESS ME TO GET TO MY FRIENDS.</i>

323
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:40,764
<i>I AM THE GATEKEEPER.</i>

324
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,883
I'M NOT THE DUFF.

325
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:09,560
HEY, DUFFY.

326
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,768
SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORKING
WITH A PARTNER?

327
00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:13,490
SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORKING AT ALL?

328
00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,768
LAB PARTNER'S GOT THIS.

329
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,891
OH, BOY. CLEARLY.

330
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,930
BILL NYE OVER THERE LOOKS
LIKE SHE'S ABOUT TO DRINK THAT ACID.

331
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:25,171
I WORK ALONE.

332
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,641
TAKE A HINT.
WHY ARE YOU SO GRUMPY?

333
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:31,043
YOU KNOW, I SHOULD BE MAD AT YOU.
YOU RUINED MY FAVORITE SHIRT.

334
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,005
YOU CALLED ME FAT AND UGLY, WESLEY.

335
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,925
WHAT? NO, I DIDN'T.
I CALLED YOU THE DUFF.

336
00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:39,127
YEAH, EXCUSE ME.

337
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:43,001
IT'S JUST THAT STANDS FOR
DESIGNATED UGLY FAT FRIEND, DICK FACE.

338
00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:45,322
YOU CAN'T TAKE IT LITERALLY, OKAY?

339
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,324
I MEAN, THE DUFF DOESN'T
ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE FAT OR UGLY.

340
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,360
YOU KNOW, LIKE TONY ROMO,
HE'S A DALLAS COWBOY.

341
00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:53,410
IT'S NOT LIKE HE RIDES A HORSE, RIGHT?

342
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,847
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

343
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,004
I'M JUST SAYING,
I WOULD NEVER CALL ANYONE FAT OR UGLY.

344
00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,162
OKAY? THAT'S MESSED UP.

345
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:03,687
BUT IT'S THE WORD AND IT STUCK.
IT'S A CATCHALL.

346
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:07,287
OH, MY GOD.
GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I MURDER YOU.

347
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,046
ARE YOU KIDDING? OKAY.
I'LL MURDER YOU.

348
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,963
B, WHERE THE HELL'D YOU GO?

349
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,963
HOME. WASN'T FEELING GOOD.

350
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,043
OH, WELL,
YOU DIDN'T REALLY MISS MUCH.

351
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:22,601
YEAH, EXCEPT JESS MAKING OUT
WITH RYAN JENSEN,

352
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,086
THE COPS BUSTING UP THE PARTY,

353
00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,891
AND, LIKE, EVERYONE TP'ING
REBECCA CUTTER'S HOUSE.

354
00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,247
SHE'S RIGHT, IT WAS PRETTY AWESOME.

355
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,570
HELLO? ARE YOU OKAY?

356
00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:33,722
YEAH, JUST GET THE FOOD.

357
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,531
HEY THERE, JESS AND CASEY.
HEY

358
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:39,927
HEY, ELAINE.

359
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:41,923
HEY, YOU.

360
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,925
HEY, JEFFREY.

361
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,764
<i>IT WAS BECOMING HARDER
AND HARDER TO DENY THE TRUTH.</i>

362
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,611
<i>WITHOUT JESS AND CASEY...
HEY, JESS, CASEY.</i>

363
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,370
HEY, PRINCIPAL BUCHANON.

364
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,329
<i>I CEASED TO BE.</i>

365
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,529
GIRLS, PARTY AT MY PLACE.

366
00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:09,285
HEY, JESS. HEY, CASEY.

367
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,411
<i>HOLY SHIT. I WAS THE DUFF.</i>

368
00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:15,601
JESS AND CASEY. JESS AND CASEY.

369
00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,724
JESS AND CASEY.

370
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,128
JESS AND CASEY.

371
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,402
WHY WAS I BOSLEY?
THERE WERE THREE ANGELS.

372
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,971
OKAY.

373
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,800
<i>YOU KNOW IN BATMAN
WHEN THAT GUY FALLS INTO THE VAT OF ACID</i>

374
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,081
<i>AND BECOMES THE JOKER?</i>

375
00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,083
<i>THIS WAS MY "VAT OF ACID" MOMENT.</i>

376
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,005
<i>MY BEST FRIENDS MADE ME
THE DUFF.</i>

377
00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,130
<i>AND THAT MADE ME...</i>

378
00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:39,811
ANGRY.

379
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:49,090
BIANCA, LET'S GO.
YOU'LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.

380
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,527
<i>THE WORLD GAVE ME THE GIFT
OF IN VISIBILITY,</i>

381
00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:54,286
<i>A LICENSE TO NOT GIVE A SHIT.</i>

382
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,528
YOU LOOK CRAZY.

383
00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,603
CRAZY AMAZING.

384
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:29,206
<i>OH, GOD, EVEN MY CAR'S A DUFF.</i>

385
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:38,484
<i>I COULDN'T EVEN LOOK AT JESS
AND CASEY, THEY MADE ME SO MAD.</i>

386
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:42,804
<i>OUR ENTIRE FRIENDSHIP WAS A SHAM,
AND EVERYONE KNEW BUT ME.</i>

387
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,883
HEY, B, WILL YOU TAKE A LOOK
AT MY FASHION PIECE?

388
00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:46,451
I NEED A LAYMAN'S OPINION.

389
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:51,247
YOU'RE AWARE I'M A WOMAN, RIGHT?

390
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,162
WHAT? OH, NO.
"LAYMAN," IT'S JUST A PHRASE.

391
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,129
I JUST MEAN
YOU'RE NOT A FASHION EXPERT.

392
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,964
OH, SO I HAVE BAD STYLE?

393
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:01,007
WHOA, SOMEONE'S IN A MOOD.
LIGHTEN UP.

394
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,731
LIGHTEN UP? BECAUSE I'M SO HEAVY?

395
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,721
IS THERE A PROBLEM?

396
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,969
OUTSIDE.

397
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,807
HOW COULD YOU GUYS NOT TELL ME
THIS WHOLE TIME THAT I WAS YOUR DUFF?

398
00:22:17,960 --> 00:22:21,646
OUR WHAT?
YOUR DESIGNATED UGLY FAT FRIEND.

399
00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,246
YEAH, YEAH.
WESLEY TOLD ME EVERYTHING.

400
00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:27,410
HA, HA. HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL.

401
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,722
THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY CREATIVE
FOR WES.

402
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,042
SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE
WHAT WESLEY RUSH SAYS?

403
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,083
HE SAYS CRAZY STUFF ALL THE TIME.

404
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,685
UH, BECAUSE IT MAKES SENSE.

405
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:39,083
I MEAN, WHY ELSE WOULD TWO
SUPER-HOT, POPULAR GIRLS

406
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,765
WANNA BE FRIENDS
WITH SOMEBODY LIKE ME?

407
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,406
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE USING ME
TO MAKE YOURSELVES LOOK BETTER.

408
00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:46,245
OKAY, JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK ONE OF US
IS BETTER-LOOKING THAN YOU...

409
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,051
OH, MY GOD. THERE IT IS, THERE IT IS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? NO, NO, NO.

410
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,281
I'M GLAD YOU SAID THAT,

411
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:54,161
BECAUSE IT MAKES WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO
A WHOLE LOT EASIER.

412
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,251
YEAH, GO AHEAD AND CHECK THEM.

413
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,409
DID YOU JUST UNFRIEND ME?

414
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,291
YOU BET YOUR ASS I DID.

415
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:10,810
WELL, FINE.

416
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:13,725
THEN I AM TAKING YOU
OFF OF INSTAGRAM.

417
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,085
WELL, HALLELUJAH, OKAY?

418
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:19,289
I DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT PICTURES OF YOUR
ARTISANAL CAPPUCCINOS EVERY MORNING.

419
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,488
HOW DARE YOU?
YOU LOVE THOSE FOAM FACES.

420
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,369
THEY'RE FOAM-TASTIC.
SHH.

421
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,488
LOOK, WE'RE GOING THROUGH
SOMETHING OVER HERE.

422
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,130
GUESS WHAT ELSE.

423
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,282
UNFOLLOWED Y'ALL ON TWITTER.

424
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,762
OH, PERFECT. NO MORE OF BIANCA'S
ALMOST-IRONIC TWEETS FOR THE DAY.

425
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,161
HEH. OH, THAT'S RICH,
COMING FROM THIS GUY

426
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,924
WHO'S RT'ING THEM ALL DAY LONG.

427
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,366
THEY'RE PITY RTS.

428
00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:40,841
YOU KNOW WHAT?

429
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,844
I'M TAKING YOU OFF OF MY
WE HEART IT AND MY VINE FEED.

430
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,367
OH, GREAT,
BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOUR LOOPS, OKAY?

431
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:49,410
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
I'M BLOCKING YOUR ASS ON TUMBLR.

432
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:51,562
AND YOU, YOU'RE OFF MY SNAPCHAT.

433
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,370
WELL, FINE.

434
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:56,842
FINE.
FINE.

435
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,480
I'M A FREE WOMAN.

436
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:04,489
AND DON'T YOU DARE BE CREEPING
ON MY PINTEREST, WHORES.

437
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,689
I'M SO SORRY, SUSAN.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.

438
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,922
<i>WES HAD MADE ME
SEE THE SCHOOL DIFFERENTLY,</i>

439
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,287
<i>AND I WASN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT.</i>

440
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,650
<i>IT DIDN'T MATTER WHAT GROUP
YOU WERE IN, IT WAS UNAVOIDABLE.</i>

441
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,644
<i>EVEN IF YOU WEREN'T IN A GROUP,
LIKE CREEPY CARRIE RASKOWITZ.</i>

442
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,087
I'M MY OWN BEST FRIEND.

443
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,720
<i>DID ANY OF THESE PEOPLE KNOW</i>

444
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,161
<i>WHERE THEY STOOD
IN THE SOCIAL HIERARCHY?</i>

445
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,929
COOL SOCKS.

446
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:54,406
REALLY DIG THEM.

447
00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,442
I WANNA MAKE OUT WITH YOUR FACE.

448
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,725
GOOD, BECAUSE MY FACE WANTS YOU
TO MAKE OUT WITH IT.

449
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,329
SOCKS?

450
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,250
THEY...

451
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,490
WHAT THE...?

452
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,803
<i>I NEVER KNEW
WHY I COULDN'T TALK TO TOBY.</i>

453
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,610
<i>NOW I DID.</i>

454
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:39,168
<i>BECAUSE, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN SCHOOL,
HE KNEW WHAT I WAS.</i>

455
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,641
<i>AND SUBCONSCIOUSLY I KNEW IT TOO.</i>

456
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,121
<i>IT WAS ALL SO EASY FOR WES.
HA, HA.</i>

457
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,044
LOOK, I'M NO WINE EXPERT,
BUT I'M PRETTY SURE

458
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:47,690
YOU MIX RED AND WHITE, YOU GET ROSE.

459
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:49,968
<i>HE COULD TALK TO ANYONE.</i>
WESLEY.

460
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,201
BACK TO WORK.

461
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:04,120
TAKE A SEAT, MR. RUSH.

462
00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:07,811
THAT'S YOUR THIRD F.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU.

463
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,760
BUT THE PRINCIPAL AND I TALKED
AND WE DECIDED

464
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,923
UNTIL YOU GET YOUR GRADES UP,
YOU'RE SUSPENDED FROM THE TEAM.

465
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,367
WELL, CAN'T WE TALK
TO COACH GRANT ABOUT IT?

466
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,569
YEAH, COACH GRANT AGREES
WITH MY DECISION.

467
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,323
OKAY, OKAY, LOOK,
I CAN'T LOSE MY SCHOLARSHIP.

468
00:26:22,840 --> 00:26:25,081
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
I CAN GET INTO COLLEGE.

469
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:27,766
I WISH YOU WOULD'VE THOUGHT
OF THAT BEFORE.

470
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,240
YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?

471
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:43,244
I DON'T WANNA BE ANYBODY'S
DUFF ANYMORE, OKAY?

472
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,209
I WANNA BE MY OWN PERSON.

473
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:48,842
I'M TIRED OF BEING
THE APPROACHABLE ONE.

474
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,247
I WANNA BE THE DATABLE ONE.

475
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,328
YOU'RE ASKING ME FOR DATING ADVICE?

476
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:57,324
TODAY OF ALL DAYS?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

477
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,521
LOOK, I HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS BOY.

478
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:03,246
HIS NAME'S TOBY TUCKER.
MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF HIM.

479
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,641
WELL, I CAN'T SEEM TO TALK TO HIM

480
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,041
WITHOUT MAKING A TOTAL ASS
OF MYSELF, OKAY?

481
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:09,770
AND YOU NEVER SEEM
TO HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

482
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:13,163
DON'T YOU HATE ME?
I'M GLAD YOU ASKED. YES, I DO.

483
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,761
BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE A DIPSHIT
AND A MAN-WHORE.

484
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,649
BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
IN THIS WHOLE SCHOOL

485
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:19,325
WHO TOLD ME
WHAT WAS ACTUALLY GOING ON.

486
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:22,245
SO YOU'RE AN HONEST DIPSHIT,
AND THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.

487
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:23,765
THANKS?
CAN WE JUST...?

488
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,445
CAN WE JUST COOL IT FOR A SECOND?

489
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:29,571
OKAY, HERE'S MY OFFER.

490
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,407
I WILL MAKE SURE YOU PASS SCIENCE
IF YOU HELP ME WITH THIS.

491
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,404
I MEAN, YOU GOT THE EASY PART.
YOU COULD PASS SCIENCE IN YOUR SLEEP.

492
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,450
I HAVE TO REVERSE-DUFF YOU.
ARE YOU WEARING PAJAMAS?

493
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:43,807
OH, MY GOD.
YOU KNOW, I GET IT WESLEY, OKAY?

494
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,327
I'M DISGUSTING. I'M A SWAMP THING.

495
00:27:46,480 --> 00:27:49,245
I'M A REGULAR BELA LUGOSI.
WHO?

496
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,240
I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I THOUGHT THAT
I COULD ASK YOU SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

497
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,441
JUST FORGET IT.

498
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,002
YOU KNOW, HAVE FUN PLAYING INTRAMURAL
WII GOLF THIS SEASON, DICK FACE.

499
00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:58,966
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

500
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,931
COME HERE.

501
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,811
LOOK, I'M AN IDIOT.

502
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:08,440
AND IDIOTS DON'T EXACTLY
GIVE GREAT ADVICE.

503
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,287
WELL, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY.

504
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,966
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD MAKE ME
ANY MORE AWKWARD, RIGHT?

505
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,645
THAT'S TRUE.

506
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,246
SEE? IDIOT.

507
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,169
SO YOU'LL DO IT?

508
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,121
YEAH.
YES.

509
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:27,406
ON ONE CONDITION.

510
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,602
YOU GOTTA ASK ME IN MONSTER VOICE.

511
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:32,206
WESLEY. MONSTER VOICE?
YEAH.

512
00:28:32,360 --> 00:28:33,805
FROM WHEN WE WERE LITTLE?
MM-HM.

513
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,928
NO, I DON'T... I DON'T REMEMBER IT.
YOU SURE?

514
00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:37,360
YES, I COULDN'T EVEN...
OKAY.

515
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,005
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

516
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,724
BIANCA NEED WESLEY HELP.

517
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:50,090
PLEASE, WESLEY, HELP BIANCA?
HA, HA.

518
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:52,680
THERE YOU GO.
NOT BAD. YOU STILL GOT IT.

519
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,325
SO EASILY AMUSED.

520
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,165
WE GOT A DEAL?
YEAH.

521
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,651
I WAS JUST GOING LOW, THAT'S ALL.
JUST...

522
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,446
YES. ALL RIGHT.
OKAY.

523
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:05,001
SO, YOU HAVE TO PASS
THE CHEMISTRY MIDTERM, OKAY?

524
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,924
SO WE'LL FOCUS ON THAT FIRST.
YEAH.

525
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,481
AND WHERE DO WE START WITH ME?

526
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:14,004
THE MALL, NOON, SATURDAY.
ALL RIGHT, COOL.

527
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,003
WILL THERE BE
A LOT OF WALKING, THOUGH?

528
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,527
BECAUSE I'LL WEAR MY SHAPE-UPS.
HAVING SOME...

529
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:20,205
TEXT ME.

530
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,641
<i>I WAS NERVOUS,
RELYING ON THE SCHOOL NEANDERTHAL,</i>

531
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:24,609
<i>BUT WHAT WAS THE WORST
HE COULD DO?</i>

532
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,684
ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS?
I'M NOT.

533
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:31,367
WES, IF I WANTED TO GO SHOPPING
AND TALK ABOUT GIRLY STUFF,

534
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,204
I COULD'VE DONE THAT
WITH JESS AND CASEY.

535
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,806
I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME REAL TALK.
REAL TALK?

536
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,560
YOU GOT A UNIBOOB, YOUR POSTURE SUCKS,
AND YOUR CLOTHES FIT WEIRD

537
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,126
BECAUSE YOU WEAR THE WRONG SIZE BRA.
BOOM, REAL TALK.

538
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,089
I WATCH A LOT OF PROJECT <i>RUNWAY.</i>
WHAT'S UP?

539
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,641
FIRST IMPRESSIONS MATTER,

540
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,410
SO TAKE SOME PRIDE
IN YOUR APPEARANCE.

541
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,688
LADIES, THIS IS BIANCA.

542
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:53,446
TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER. I'M GONNA
GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS SECTION.

543
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:54,971
WES, NO, DON'T GO.
ACH.

544
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,043
UNIBOOBEN.
SÍ, UNIBOOB.

545
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:06,244
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HEY, LOOK AT THOSE.

546
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:09,370
YOU... YOU LOOK GREAT.
THANKS. THAT'S ENOUGH.

547
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,045
WELL, I KNOW MY BOOBS.
OKAY.

548
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,924
CAN WE LEAVE?
DEFINITELY NOT.

549
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,408
WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE PLACE.
WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED.

550
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,564
TIME TO SHOW THE WORLD WHO YOU ARE.

551
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,246
THE TRUTH IS, I DON'T KNOW
WHO YOU ARE FROM YOUR CLOTHES, OKAY?

552
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,643
YOU NEED TO START DRESSING MORE
LIKE YOU, AND LESS LIKE WRECK-IT RALPH.

553
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,800
FINE.
DRESSING ROOMS ARE BACK THERE,

554
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,964
AND, UH, MAYBE TRY ON A NEW ATTITUDE
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.

555
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,171
GET IN THERE.

556
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:40,725
CAN WE PLEASE JUST MAKE THIS QUICK?

557
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,045
OKAY, NEXT.

558
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,480
TRY TO KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.
NEXT.

559
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:59,409
NOPE.
THIS ONE MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE YET.

560
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,369
IT... IT'S NOT THAT BAD.

561
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,562
OKAY, PERFECT. HOLD THAT POSE.

562
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:06,006
ARE YOU FILMING ME?

563
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,208
GAME TAPE, FOR REVIEW.
THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE

564
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:12,046
WHEN YOU'RE NOT OVER-THINKING THINGS,
ACTUALLY HAVING SOME FUN.

565
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:16,041
IF ANYBODY EVER SEES THIS,
I'LL RIP YOUR NUT SACK OFF.

566
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,725
I'LL RIP IT RIGHT OFF.

567
00:31:18,240 --> 00:31:20,527
OKAY.
RIP IT.

568
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,160
SUPER AGGRESSIVE.
LOOK, IF THIS IS GONNA WORK,

569
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,687
YOU GOTTA LIGHTEN UP,
AND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRUST ME.

570
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,724
ALL RIGHT.

571
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,121
IT'S GO TIME.
OKAY.

572
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,801
HERE WE GO. YEAH.

573
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,291
RUB THE BELLY.

574
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,444
OH, UH-OH.

575
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,320
OH, YEAH. YOU GOT MOVES.

576
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:51,245
OH. NO. MM.

577
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,845
OKAY, DANCING MAKES IT WORSE.

578
00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,891
NO, NO, STILL WORSE.

579
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,930
IS THAT GOOD?
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

580
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,570
ARE YOU TWERKING?

581
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,049
OOH. OH.

582
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:10,361
WHAT'S THAT?

583
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,045
OH, MY GOD.

584
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:16,924
THIS IS JUST GETTING WEIRD NOW.

585
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,169
LOOK OUT. OKAY. HEH.

586
00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,890
IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD NOW.

587
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,686
WHOO! YEAH. WHOO!
OKAY, I THINK... I THINK WE'RE GOOD.

588
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:26,444
WE'RE... NO? YOU'RE...

589
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,047
ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN MEANING
TO TALK TO YOU, TOBY.

590
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,488
I'M REALLY, REALLY INTO YOU.

591
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,762
DON'T TELL ME. TELL TOBY.

592
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,969
TOBY TUCKER.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE HERE.

593
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,724
I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU.

594
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,326
LOOK AT ME, TOBY.

595
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,648
DON'T LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME.

596
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,201
PUT YOUR ARM AROUND ME. WHOOPS.

597
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,447
TOBY, HEH.

598
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,489
YOU'RE A LITTLE EXCITED, AREN'T YOU?
TOBY...

599
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:55,602
TOBY, THAT IS
UNBELIEVABLY INAPPROPRIATE.

600
00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:57,524
BUT IT DOESN'T FEEL BAD.

601
00:32:57,680 --> 00:32:59,330
OKAY.
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.

602
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,689
OH, GOD, I WANT YOU SO BAD. TOBY...

603
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,688
UH... I'M GONNA CHANGE.
WE SHOULD... WE SHOULD GO.

604
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,246
WHAT THE SHIT?

605
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:21,491
YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE WRONG GIRL.

606
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,922
LOOKS LIKE THE LESSONS ARE OFF
TO A REAL GREAT START THERE, COACHY.

607
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,765
OH, DID YOU HAVE FUN IN HERE?
NO.

608
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,604
NO? HMM.

609
00:33:31,160 --> 00:33:33,162
YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
HA-HA-HA.

610
00:33:33,360 --> 00:33:34,771
OH, GOD, PLEASE, MAKE IT...

611
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:36,445
MAKE IT GO AWAY. IT'S VERY BAD.
NO.

612
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,728
STEP THREE, OKAY? SMILE MORE.

613
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:40,564
YOU'RE REALLY CUTE
WHEN YOU'RE HAVING FUN.

614
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:44,088
SO WE ARE OFF TO A GREAT START,
SMART-ASS.

615
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,365
TRY IT ON.

616
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,770
UM...

617
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:05,810
YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY TIRED.
I THINK WE SHOULD JUST TAKE A BREAK.

618
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,291
OKAY.

619
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:14,488
ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU REALLY LOOKING
TO GET OUT OF YOUR BOY, TONY?

620
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:15,846
TOBY.
TUBA?

621
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,970
YOU WANNA BLOW HIS HORN?
PUT YOUR HAND ON HIS INSTRUMENT?

622
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,685
LITTLE MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.
UGH.

623
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,040
WAS THAT A LITTLE LAUGH?
THERE WAS A LITTLE LAUGH THERE.

624
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,646
YOU LAUGHED. YOU DID LAUGH.
I HAD A SMALL STROKE.

625
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,041
YEAH, LIKE A MIDGET JERKING IT.

626
00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:32,242
YOU GET IT? BECAUSE HE'S SMALL?

627
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,284
THAT WAS...

628
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,965
OKAY, FINE.

629
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:39,929
TALKING TO TOBY SCARES YOU, RIGHT?

630
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:44,881
THE ONLY WAY TO GET OVER IT
IS TO FACE IT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

631
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,769
SEE SWEATER GUY OVER THERE?

632
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,005
I WANT YOU TO WALK OVER
AND GET HIS PHONE NUMBER.

633
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:54,124
NO.
BE TOTALLY GANGSTER ABOUT IT, OKAY?

634
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,240
JUST SAY, "I COULD TELL FROM ACROSS
THE ROOM WE MIGHT BE INTO EACH OTHER."

635
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,045
NOW THAT I'M HERE, I KNOW IT.
YOUR MOVE."

636
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:02,241
HAVE YOU MET ME?
OKAY.

637
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:04,084
I COULDN'T GET THROUGH
THREE WORDS OF THAT.

638
00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:06,925
ALL RIGHT, WALK OVER AND SAY,
"HEY THERE."

639
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,289
"HEY THERE"?
HOP UP.

640
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,124
GET UP.

641
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:14,281
ALL RIGHT, DEEP BREATH.

642
00:35:14,440 --> 00:35:16,124
SHOULDERS BACK.

643
00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:17,406
LICK YOUR LIPS A LITTLE BIT.

644
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:22,730
AH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE LIPS.
GO, STRUT YOUR STUFF.

645
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:25,201
LIKE A PEACOCK.
SHH!

646
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,407
HEY THERE.

647
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,082
HEY THERE.

648
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,690
IS THAT A WIENER IN YOUR MOUTH
OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?

649
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:50,206
NO, IT'S A BRATWURST.

650
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,249
OH, YEAH. NO. UM...

651
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:56,485
BUT IS THERE A PLACE TO GET A HOT DOG
HERE IN THIS MALL OR...?

652
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:58,244
YEAH.

653
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:01,728
OH. HEY-OH.

654
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,087
TSS, PFFT. PFFT.
RIGHT?

655
00:36:04,240 --> 00:36:05,287
OKAY-
OKAY.

656
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,930
BYE-BYE.

657
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:13,969
DID YOU WANT TO GO OUT
WITH ME, THOUGH?

658
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,646
OUT WHERE?

659
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,564
TO, UH, DATES?

660
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:19,768
TO A DATE? ON A DATE? TO A DATE?

661
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,325
NO.

662
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:23,921
NO. OKAY.

663
00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,522
OH, YOU'RE GOOD.
HUH?

664
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,611
YOU'RE GOOD.
OH.

665
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:30,841
WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS?

666
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,883
OH, OF COURSE.
IT'S A YOUTUBE VIDEO, RIGHT?

667
00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:34,605
IT'S A JOKE.
IT'S A YOUTUBE VIDEO?

668
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,683
WHO WOULD WANNA GO OUT
WITH THIS GUY, RIGHT?

669
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:38,723
OH, MAN, YOU'RE SO GOOD.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

670
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,285
THANK YOU.
TOTALLY BELIEVABLE.

671
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,441
GREAT. THANK YOU.

672
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,648
HOW MANY HITS DID THIS GET?
LOT OF HITS.

673
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,320
I'M TAKING A LOT OF HITS TODAY.
ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU LATER.

674
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:47,606
COOL.
OKAY.

675
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,809
WHERE CAN I FIND IT ONLINE?
YEP, BYE.

676
00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:54,209
MAN, SO MANY
UNANSWERED QUESTIONS.

677
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,840
REALLY GOOD.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT, TEACH.

678
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:58,968
THAT WAS AN AWESOME LESSON.
I'M HUMILIATED.

679
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,441
OKAY, LOOK,
IT WAS JUST THE TRYOUTS, ALL RIGHT?

680
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,841
WE'RE SIZING UP YOUR STRENGTHS
AND WEAKNESSES.

681
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:06,646
AND?
AND...

682
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:09,121
YOU'RE HORRIBLE. I HOPE YOU LIKE CATS.

683
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,441
KIDDING.

684
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:13,570
NEXT MISSION IS TO TALK TO 15 GUYS.

685
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:18,009
YEAH, 15 GUYS,
WITHOUT COMPLETELY FALLING APART, OKAY?

686
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,811
TAKE A FEW HITS.

687
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,365
AHEM. NOPE. OKAY.

688
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:32,764
I CAN DO THIS.
HOW HARD COULD IT BE? JUST DO IT.

689
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:36,249
EXCUSE ME, I, UH...

690
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,249
CAN'T DO THIS.

691
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,687
HEY, I SEE YOU HAVE A REUSABLE BAG.

692
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:43,490
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING.

693
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:46,289
HEY, IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?

694
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:50,240
OH, YOU'RE BUSY.
I'LL COME BACK A LITTLE LATER.

695
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,680
OH. WE HAVE TO STOP
MEETING LIKE THIS. HEH.

696
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,446
YOU'RE ALWAYS GOING UP.

697
00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:00,080
BEST PART ABOUT IT IS IT'S GLASS.
SURE, IT'S CUMBERSOME TO CARRY AROUND,

698
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:01,770
BUT I DON'T WANNA HAVE
BREAST CANCER

699
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,566
BECAUSE I'M DRINKING OUT OF PLASTIC
WATER BOTTLES MY WHOLE LIFE.

700
00:38:04,760 --> 00:38:06,285
IT'S NOT REALLY WORTH IT, YOU KNOW.

701
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:10,161
LIKE, IN JAPAN, THE...
YOU HAVE TO GO? OKAY.

702
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,043
LONG DAY, HUH?

703
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:20,287
TOO LONG.

704
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,968
JUST GET OFF WORK?
KIND OF.

705
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,407
DO YOU WORK HERE TOO?
OH, I'M AT THE YOGURT PLACE.

706
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:30,609
I'M A TOPPINGS CONSULTANT.

707
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,411
OH, MY GOD.
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY HAD THOSE.

708
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:37,770
I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN MAKING A LOT OF POOR
CHOICES WITH MY TOPPINGS LATELY.

709
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,247
OH, HAVE YOU?
WELL, I GOT A CARD I CAN GIVE YOU.

710
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:41,925
I'M ALLEN.
HEY, BIANCA.

711
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,923
NICE TO MEET YOU, BIANCA.
NICE TO MEET YOU.

712
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:45,809
ALL RIGHT, SO,
WHAT'S THE NUMBER-ONE MISTAKE

713
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,640
THAT PEOPLE MAKE
WHEN IT COMES TO TOPPINGS?

714
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,450
OOH. GOOD QUESTION.

715
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:50,931
GRANOLA.
GRANOLA?

716
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:52,366
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?
YEAH.

717
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,724
WES, I DID IT.
I JUST GOT THAT GUY'S NUMBER.

718
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:00,609
ATTAGIRL.
I KNOW.

719
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:02,922
THINK I DESERVE A LITTLE TREAT.

720
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:06,607
I'M TELLING YOU, I'D REALLY LOST HOPE
AROUND GUY 17, YOU KNOW.

721
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,728
THEN CAME GUY 21.
COULDN'T SHUT HIM UP.

722
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,325
EASY.
REAL CHATTY CATHY.

723
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:12,960
EASY. ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET COCKY.

724
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,128
TODAY WAS ONLY DAY ONE.

725
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,931
STILL, IT FELT PRETTY GOOD, SO...

726
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,124
THANK YOU.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

727
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,766
ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU HELD UP
YOUR END OF THE BARGAIN,

728
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:26,611
SO I GUESS I WILL HOLD UP MINE.

729
00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:28,609
HERE ARE MY CHEMISTRY NOTES, OKAY?

730
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,963
LIVE BY THIS,
AND YOU SHALL PASS THE MIDTERM.

731
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,645
YEAH.

732
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:35,450
UH...

733
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,962
ENTHALPY, ENTROPY-

734
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:40,770
PAULI EXCLUSION PRINCIPLE?

735
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:43,002
I WAS...
WESLEY?

736
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,367
CAN WE RUN?
SHE'S COMING OVER.

737
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,007
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT A COINCIDENCE IT IS

738
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:50,650
SEEING YOU HERE.
HEY.

739
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:54,202
SO, URN, YOU TWO, HUH?

740
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,531
WE'RE NOT... WE'RE NOT HERE TOGETHER.

741
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,081
WE JUST BUMPED
INTO EACH OTHER HERE.

742
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:04,211
YEAH. NO, OBVIOUSLY, I DON'T...
I WOULDN'T WANNA BE...

743
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:05,850
I COULDN'T POSSIBLY CARE LESS.

744
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,604
CAITLYN, CAN YOU MAKE SURE
YOU GET A SHOT

745
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:09,211
OF THEM TOGETHER, PLEASE?
YEP.

746
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:13,003
THAT'S WHAT SUCKING
AT LIFE LOOKS LIKE. OH.

747
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,124
I'M GONNA, UH...

748
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,247
I'M GONNA GET STARTED.
I HAVE TO...

749
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,442
I AM LATE FOR AN EVENT.

750
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,285
YEAH.
SO I'M GONNA...

751
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,041
MINE IS THIS WAY, THOUGH.

752
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,730
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

753
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,206
OOH. HA-HA-HA.

754
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:52,604
YOU CAUGHT ME.
I'M UPLOADING PICTURES TO MY PROFILE.

755
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,770
JUST HANG ON A SEC.
THEY'RE STILL LOADING.

756
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,123
SORRY, YOUR PROFILE FOR WHAT?

757
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:00,044
A DATING SITE.
I SIGNED UP FOR ALL OF THEM.

758
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:02,487
MATCH, EHARMONY,
CHRISTIANMINGLE, JDATE.

759
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,246
JDATE? YOU'RE NOT JEWISH.

760
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,205
I KNOW. THAT JUST MAKES ME
MORE EXOTIC ON THE SITE.

761
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,447
NOTE TO SELF.

762
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,364
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
HERE'S MY PROFILE PIC.

763
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:13,887
TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. BE BRUTAL.
OKAY.

764
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,566
OH, UH, YOU'RE GONNA USE
THE BOOK PICTURE?

765
00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:18,165
OH, IS IT TOO FORMAL?

766
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:20,527
WELL, IT IS A LITTLE...

767
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:24,002
WELL, IT'S EITHER THAT OR ALL THE
DUCK-HEAD POSES PEOPLE DO ON HERE.

768
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:26,606
OH, NO, NO.

769
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,731
DEAR GOD, IT'S "DUCK FACE,"
AND STOP THAT FOREVER.

770
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:35,323
ALL RIGHT. I'M JUST TRYING TO GET MORE
OF THESE THINGIES, THESE, UH, FLIRTIES.

771
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:38,211
HMM. THIS IS A TOUGH CONVERSATION
FOR ME.

772
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:40,886
LET'S FOCUS ON THE PICTURE.
UH, HERE WE GO.

773
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,930
OH, LOOK, ARM-FOLD HEAD-TILT.
THAT'S A CLASSIC.

774
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,606
I THINK WE CAN FIND SOMETHING BETTER.

775
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,489
LET'S SEE.
OH, YEAH, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?

776
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:51,927
THIS IS A GOOD ONE.
AW, HEH.

777
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:55,482
THAT WAS FLORIDA.
SEEMS LIKE A LONG TIME AGO.

778
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,769
YEAH, YOU LOOK SO RELAXED AND HAPPY.
YEAH, WELL, I WAS.

779
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,410
THERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU.

780
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:02,562
THIS GIRL'S GONNA
HAVE THE FLIRTIES ROLLING IN.

781
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:06,725
WELL, WE'LL SEE.
THIS IS ALL SO NEW FOR ME.

782
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:11,490
WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE WE'RE BOTH
TRYING NEW THINGS, THEN.

783
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:15,690
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT IS
A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED CRUSH ON A BOY.

784
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,611
OH.
YEAH, HIS NAME IS TOBY.

785
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,370
TOBY.

786
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,049
YEAH, I WAS KIND OF HAVING TROUBLE
GETTING HIM TO NOTICE ME,

787
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,170
SO I'VE BROUGHT ON A SENSEI.

788
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:29,927
WESLEY RUSH.

789
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,489
WESLEY RUSH?

790
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,290
FROM NEXT DOOR?
OKAY.

791
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,442
HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO
TO JESS AND CASEY?

792
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,967
YOU ALWAYS TRUST THEIR ADVICE.

793
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,966
I JUST THOUGHT I'D BRANCH OUT.

794
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,811
OKAY.

795
00:42:45,680 --> 00:42:47,720
ACTUALLY, I MEAN,
WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS, I WAS AT...

796
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,410
WAS THIS SENSEI THING YOUR IDEA?

797
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,291
UH, YEAH, BUT I...
GOOD.

798
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:55,087
THAT MEANS YOU'RE BEING MENTALLY
TOUGH AND MAKING DECISIONS.

799
00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:56,924
THAT'S WHAT HALF OF MY LAST BOOK
WAS ABOUT.

800
00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,209
WHEN YOU BECOME PROACTIVE,
YOUR PROBLEMS BECOME SUBTRACTIVE,

801
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,089
AND THEN GOOD THINGS
ARE BOUND TO HAPPEN.

802
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:06,882
WOW, OKAY. LITTLE OF THE OLD
PROACTIVE, SUBTRACTIVE.

803
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:10,328
GOT IT. I'LL REMEMBER THAT
IF YOU REMEMBER NO MORE DUCK FACE.

804
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,649
NO DUCK HEAD.
DUCK FACE.

805
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:17,527
OH, I GOT A FLIRTY.

806
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,921
MAZEL TOV, DOTTIE.

807
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,681
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE WEARING FOR HOMECOMING YET?

808
00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:29,127
BECAUSE I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING.
DO YOU THINK SHORT, LONG?

809
00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,282
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

810
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:37,842
<i>DESPITE MISSING MY
EX-BEST FRIENDS, MY MOM WAS RIGHT.</i>

811
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,128
<i>I COULD SENSE THAT GOOD THINGS
WERE ABOUT TO HAPPEN.</i>

812
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,731
COME ON.

813
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,322
IT'S BEEN 2 WEEKS. THIS IS CRAZY.
I KNOW.

814
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:55,202
<i>TOBY TUCKER,
I'VE LOVED YOU FOR A LONG TIME.</i>

815
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:56,727
<i>MR. TUCKER.</i>

816
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:58,041
WES.

817
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,249
<i>OH, MY GOD. BIG, FAT ASS.</i>

818
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,846
<i>BIG, FAT ASS. EW.</i>

819
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,128
<i>JIGGLE, JIGGLE, JIGGLE.</i>

820
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,325
AT LEAST IT ONLY HAS SIX VIEWS.

821
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:16,331
OH, TOBY, DON'T STOP.

822
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,130
DON'T STOP.

823
00:44:18,280 --> 00:44:19,850
I WANNA BE YOUR WIFE.

824
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,321
<i>HOW DO WE LOOK TOGETHER?
HOW DO WE LOOK TOGETHER?</i>

825
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,165
<i>THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COUPLE?
OH, MY GOD.</i>

826
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,049
IS THAT BIANCA PIPER?

827
00:44:27,200 --> 00:44:29,771
YEP. OH, MY GOD, THAT IS SO HORRIBLE.

828
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:32,810
I WOULD HATE IT IF THAT WAS ME
AND PEOPLE SAW THIS.

829
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:36,089
I SHOULD TOTALLY FORWARD THIS.
ME TOO.

830
00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:37,969
VIRAL?
VIRAL.

831
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,568
<i>OH, TOBY.</i>

832
00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,689
DID YOU READ THE COMMENTS
ON THAT VIDEO?

833
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:01,083
YEAH. IT SAYS, "THAT MANNEQUIN
JUST MADE OUT WITH A FIVE."

834
00:46:01,240 --> 00:46:03,925
OH, MY GOD,
HE CALLED HER A FIVE. HA, HA.

835
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:07,004
"BIANCA PIPER'S ASS
MEANS THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON."

836
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,567
OUCH. I FEEL BAD FOR TOBY.

837
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:12,200
"FLASH MOB HUMP SESSION
ON TOBY AT 3:30"?

838
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:13,850
HE'S GOTTA BE SO EMBARRASSED.

839
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,805
HIS SENIOR YEAR IS GOING TO SUCK.

840
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,641
UGH, THEY DO NOT CLEAN THOSE MIRRORS.

841
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:25,525
OH, THAT IS AWFUL.
WHATEVER.

842
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,411
LISTEN, SHE'S THE ONE
THAT ENDED THINGS WITH US, JESS.

843
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:31,325
<i>I LOVE YOUR EYES. THEY'RE SO...</i>
JUST MAKE THAT GO AWAY.

844
00:46:31,480 --> 00:46:34,006
<i>TOBY...</i>
CASEY, SHUT THE SITE DOWN NOW.

845
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:35,571
OKAY, FINE.

846
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:38,369
<i>OH, MY...</i>

847
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,568
YOU KNOW BIANCA WELL. DO YOU THINK
SHE'D PUT THIS UP TO GET ATTENTION?

848
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:48,768
NOT LIKELY.

849
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:51,002
<i>DON'T WE JUST LOOK SO CUTE TOGETHER?</i>

850
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,371
OOH.

851
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,564
PROBLEM SOLVED.

852
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:58,288
SOLVED MY ASS.

853
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:01,808
THIS SCHOOL, THIS ENTIRE SCHOOL,
IS FILLED WITH CYBER BULLIES.

854
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,890
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
THAT MEANS RETALIATION VIDEOS.

855
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:06,565
COMMENTS, LIKES, TWEETS, MEMES,

856
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:09,525
AND WHATEVER THE HELL ELSE THEY DO
TO EACH OTHER NOWADAYS.

857
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,080
IT'S LIKE A PRISON YARD OUT THERE.

858
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:13,646
LOOK, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE
OVERREACTING JUST A LITTLE BIT?

859
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:15,040
HAVE YOU NOT SEEN <i>DATELINE?</i>

860
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,248
<i>CATFISH? PRETTY LITTLE LIARS?</i>

861
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:18,731
WHAT?
NOTHING.

862
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,886
LOOK, HAVING HAD EXPERIENCE
IN THIS AREA,

863
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:25,601
I THINK WE GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS
IN A WAY THAT'S PRIVATE AND SENSITIVE.

864
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,684
YES, YES, WE DO NOT NEGOTIATE
WITH TERRORISTS.

865
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:31,128
THAT IS THE OPPOSITE
OF WHAT I JUST SAID.

866
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,283
ATTENTION, STUDENTS.
THE HALLS OF OUR PRESTIGIOUS INSTITUTION

867
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:43,048
HAVE BEEN COMPROMISED
BY THE STENCH OF CYBER BULLYING.

868
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,441
IT IS THE STENCH OF ONES AND ZEROES

869
00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:49,605
AND ELECTRONIC HARDWARE PROBABLY
MANUFACTURED SOMEWHERE IN CHINA.

870
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:53,566
BUT THESE "YOLO TERRORISTS"
WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

871
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,321
MALLOY HIGH WILL NOW BE PUT
UNDER INTERNET MARTIAL LAW.

872
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:58,561
THAT'S RIGHT.

873
00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:00,240
<i>EACH STUDENT WILL BE REQUIRED</i>

874
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:03,125
<i>TO TURN IN THEIR PHONES TO TEACHERS
AND RETRIEVE AT THE END OF THE DAY</i>

875
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,123
<i>UNTIL WE HAVE GOTTEN
TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.</i>

876
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:08,329
NO MORE PHONE.
OH, CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW, JERKS?

877
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,370
THERE WILL BE NO VINE,
NO FLICKR, NO TUMBLR,

878
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:14,967
NO TINDER, NO FACEBOOK, NO HULU...
JUST SAY NO INTERNET. WE GET IT.

879
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:19,165
NO GRINDR, NO WHATSAPP,
NO INSTAGRAM, NO PINTEREST,

880
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,527
NO WIKI ANYTHING.

881
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:23,685
<i>THAT IS ALL.</i>

882
00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:24,921
FIGHT ON, BLUE DEVILS.

883
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,287
OH, AND REMEMBER, IT GETS BETTER.

884
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:29,249
WHAT?
YOU HEARD HIM.

885
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,640
DROP THEM IN THE BOX.

886
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,889
YOU CAN PICK THEM UP
AFTER SCHOOL, MAYBE.

887
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:37,010
GOD, I'VE WAITED A LONG TIME FOR THIS.

888
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,003
ALL OF THEM, ROBERT.

889
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,885
MM-HM.

890
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,485
ALL OF THEM.

891
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:48,601
THANK YOU.

892
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:52,601
WHAT'S THAT BUZZING I HEAR?

893
00:48:58,720 --> 00:48:59,801
DICK.

894
00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:02,008
THAT'S GROSS.

895
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,682
OH, I DON'T THINK HE MEANT ME TOO.

896
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:07,047
HIT "SEND," DROP.

897
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:12,211
WHEN I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL IN THE '90S,
WE DIDN'T HAVE EMOTICONS.

898
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,522
WE HAD ACTUAL FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.

899
00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:16,051
LOOK INTO IT.

900
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,250
WHAT'S UP, NARC?

901
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:20,721
<i>NOT ONLY WAS I
THE SCHOOL'S MOST FAMOUS DUFF,</i>

902
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:22,530
<i>I WAS NOW THE LEAST-LIKED
PERSON IN IT.</i>

903
00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:25,570
THANKS FOR DESTROYING MY LIFE.
I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING FUNNY,

904
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,848
AND NOW NOBODY'S GONNA KNOW.
HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

905
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,570
THESE ARE USELESS.

906
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:32,405
<i>IT COULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN WORSE.</i>

907
00:49:33,040 --> 00:49:34,280
<i>OH, WAIT.</i>

908
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:35,805
<i>OF COURSE IT COULD.</i>

909
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:00,043
YEAH, MATT AND I, LAST
CUP, BOOM, HIT IT.

910
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:01,247
YOU HAPPY NOW?

911
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,365
IS THIS ONE OF YOUR LESSONS?

912
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:07,451
HEY, DUMMY HUMPER, I FOUND YOU
A NEW BOYFRIEND IN HEALTH CLASS.

913
00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:08,840
THIS IS TOBY TOO.

914
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,411
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

915
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:11,641
OH, TOBY.

916
00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:13,889
OH, JUST GIVE IT TO ME, TOBY.

917
00:50:14,040 --> 00:50:17,203
OH, JUST A LITTLE PINCH RIGHT THERE.
JUST... OH, HE'S DIRTY.

918
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:19,203
OH, HE'S GOING TO TOWN ON ME, TOBY.

919
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,328
OH, TOBY.
ARE YOU GONNA DO ANYTHING?

920
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,290
YOU'RE MY SPECIAL LITTLE TOBY.
I CAN TAKE YOU HOME WITH ME.

921
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:26,808
BOOBS LOOK GOOD. NEW BRA?

922
00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:30,685
THANKS A LOT.

923
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,409
OH, PEACHES AND PEARS.

924
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:36,927
CAN I HAVE PEACHES AND PEARS?
OKAY.

925
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:56,007
HEY, BIANCA, IT'S WESLEY.

926
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,246
HEY, LOOK, I JUST...
I WANTED TO SAY THAT...

927
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:07,441
CAN I COME IN?

928
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,490
MM-HM.

929
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,050
I DESERVED THAT.

930
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,091
HERE.

931
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:22,047
I PROMISE,
I DIDN'T SEND THE VIDEO, OKAY?

932
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,771
I OVERHEARD MADISON BRAGGING ABOUT IT
TO HER FRIENDS.

933
00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:28,242
I MEAN, THE ANGLES WEREN'T EVEN
FROM WHERE I WAS SITTING.

934
00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:33,725
WHY IS YOUR HAND MESSED UP?

935
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:37,282
WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
RUNNING AROUND PUNCHING PEOPLE TODAY.

936
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,602
NO ONE ELSE SEES THAT VIDEO.
TELL EVERYONE.

937
00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:41,524
I DON'T KNOW THAT MANY PEOPLE.

938
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:45,207
WELL, MAKE SOME MORE FRIENDS
AND TELL THEM.

939
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:47,561
WHAT?

940
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:50,727
MM.

941
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:54,884
THANKS.

942
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:58,410
I'VE NEVER HAD ANYBODY
GO ON A PUNCHING SPREE FOR ME BEFORE.

943
00:51:58,880 --> 00:52:00,086
WELL, DON'T GET USED TO IT.

944
00:52:00,240 --> 00:52:02,083
NOW THERE'S RUMORS GOING AROUND
I'M ON 'ROIDS.

945
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:06,725
AREN'T YOU? HEH.
WELL, IRREGARDLESS...

946
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:11,568
NOT A WORD.
WELL, IRREGARDLESS OF THAT...

947
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,242
A LITTLE PEACE OFFERING.
OH, MY GOD.

948
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:17,808
WES, THE DRESS?

949
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,405
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS.

950
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,801
I NEVER SHOULD'VE CALLED YOU
THE DUFF, OKAY?

951
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:23,769
THAT WAS STUPID.

952
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,645
WE GOOD?
WE'RE GOOD.

953
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:28,484
THANK YOU.

954
00:52:28,640 --> 00:52:31,769
YOU KNOW WHAT'S NOT GOOD
IS I SAW TOBY TODAY.

955
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:33,325
HE COULD BARELY LOOK AT ME.

956
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:36,370
I THINK I'M JUST GONNA, LIKE,
WRITE HIM A REALLY LONG LETTER

957
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:37,567
JUST APOLOGIZING PROFUSELY

958
00:52:37,720 --> 00:52:40,121
AND, YOU KNOW, MAYBE SEND HIM
AN EDIBLE ARRANGEMENT.

959
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:41,520
STOP, STOP. EDIBLE ARRANGEMENT?

960
00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:44,530
LOOK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO APOLOGIZE
FOR ANYTHING, OKAY?

961
00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:46,961
STEP SIX...
LET'S LET THE STEPS GO.

962
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:50,761
JUST OWN IT.
GROW SOME BALLS.

963
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:55,084
TELL HIM YOU KNOW THE VIDEO SUCKS, BUT
YOU'RE INTO HIM, AND TO DEAL WITH IT.

964
00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:57,208
AND IF HE'S STILL WEIRD, HE'S A JACKASS.

965
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,402
SOMETIMES IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

966
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,608
NOW, I'M OFF TO STUDY HESS'S LAW

967
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:05,446
AND HOW IT RELATES
TO ENTHALPIC CHEMICAL CHANGE. AWW.

968
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,807
WHO ARE YOU
AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH WES?

969
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:10,042
OR MAYBE I'LL GOOGLE CELEB NIP SLIPS.
CURTAINS OPEN.

970
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:13,005
THERE HE IS.
SEE YOU TOMORROW.

971
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,685
SEE YOU.

972
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,726
HERE ARE YOUR PHONES, KIDS.
THANK YOU.

973
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:24,447
THANKS.
OH, YEAH.

974
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,244
THANKS.

975
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:28,731
EVERYONE, GET YOUR PHONES.

976
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,166
THANK YOU.

977
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,445
HEY, YOU'RE WELCOME.

978
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:38,405
HEY THERE.

979
00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:39,846
HEY, BIANCA.

980
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,283
GOT A SECOND TO TALK TO A FAN?

981
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:45,965
YEAH, SURE, WHAT'S UP?

982
00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:49,811
I'M ASSUMING YOU'VE SEEN THE VIDEO.

983
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:54,284
HEH. YEAH.
UM, IT'S TRUE.

984
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:57,171
I AM INTO YOU.

985
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,210
AND SO I THOUGHT
I SHOULD JUST BE STRAIGHTFORWARD

986
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:01,850
AND TELL YOU TO YOUR FACE.

987
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,650
WOW.

988
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,490
I'M FLATTERED.

989
00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:08,166
AND IMPRESSED. HA, HA.

990
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,846
NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD HAVE
THE BALLS TO SAY ALL THAT.

991
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,923
WELL, THAT'S MY WHOLE THING.

992
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:15,811
BIG OLD BALLS.
HA, HA. RIGHT.

993
00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:20,485
I THINK THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
THAT YOU AND I HAVE EVER REALLY TALKED.

994
00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:22,921
IT'S KIND OF NICE.

995
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:25,289
YEAH, IT IS.

996
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:27,529
ALL RIGHT, WELL...
OKAY.

997
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:28,886
WELL, YEAH.
SO, UH...

998
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,646
I'LL, UH, SEE YOU AROUND.
OKAY.

999
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,290
ALL RIGHT.
THANKS.

1000
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:35,568
SEE YOU.
BYE. HA, HA.

1001
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:37,848
BYE. WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME.

1002
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,042
BYE-BYE.
BYE.

1003
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:42,130
OH, SHIT.

1004
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,443
WE SHOULD, UH, HANG OUT SOMETIME.

1005
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:50,449
YEAH, I'D LIKE THAT.

1006
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,405
HOW'S THIS FRIDAY?
THIS FRIDAY, HMM,

1007
00:54:53,600 --> 00:54:56,843
IS, UH, GONNA BE FINE FOR ME.
IT'S GOOD.

1008
00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:58,240
COOL. MEET AT MY HOUSE?

1009
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,011
SEVEN O'CLOCK?
YES, 7 IS GOOD.

1010
00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:02,924
ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU.

1011
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:05,526
BYE. HA-HA-HA.
BYE.

1012
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:07,091
BYE.

1013
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:28,245
WES.
HEY.

1014
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:29,845
WHAT THE HELL?
YOU EMBARRASSED?

1015
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,040
NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS.
WHOA, WHO LET HER IN?

1016
00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:34,845
WES?
WHOA, BIANCA, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

1017
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:37,367
AH, KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A PENIS,
ONLY SMALLER.

1018
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:40,450
WES?

1019
00:55:41,440 --> 00:55:43,761
WOW, BOYS' LOCKER ROOM. NICE.

1020
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:46,082
OH, UH...

1021
00:55:46,240 --> 00:55:49,926
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU
ABOUT SOMETHING.

1022
00:55:50,080 --> 00:55:52,447
SO...
MM-HM. WHAT?

1023
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,570
YOU HAVE A QUESTION? HMM?
YEAH. DON'T DO THAT.

1024
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,491
HMM? QUESTION? YOU DO.
UH... HEH.

1025
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:00,165
STOP.
YOU DON'T.

1026
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,005
HA, HA. COME ON, PLEASE.
IT'S IMPORTANT.

1027
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:04,889
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
LET'S GO.

1028
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:07,168
OKAY.
UGH.

1029
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,124
SO YOU ASKED HIM OUT?
YEAH.

1030
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:11,361
THAT'S AWESOME.
YEAH.

1031
00:56:11,520 --> 00:56:13,329
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

1032
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:18,128
IF YOU MUST KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN
ON AN ACTUAL DATE BEFORE.

1033
00:56:19,560 --> 00:56:21,847
OKAY, OKAY. SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

1034
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,128
WE GOT THIS. COME HERE. ALL RIGHT.

1035
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:31,286
THE DATE.
OKAY, WE NEED A PLAN.

1036
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:33,920
YOU THINK A FOOTBALL TEAM RUNS
ON THE FIELD WITHOUT A STRATEGY?

1037
00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:35,451
EH... MM.

1038
00:56:35,600 --> 00:56:38,524
EXACTLY, NO. OF COURSE THEY DON'T.
NO, OF COURSE THEY DON'T.

1039
00:56:38,680 --> 00:56:41,650
YOU WANT THIS DATE TO END WITH YOU
MAKING OUT, YOU NEED TO THINK AHEAD.

1040
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:44,644
SO GIVE ME THE VIBE OF THE RESTAURANT
YOU'RE GOING FOR.

1041
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,848
OKAY, I'M THINKING SOMETHING
KIND OF TRENDY,

1042
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,128
YOU KNOW, KIND OF HIPSTER,
MAYBE UNIQUE?

1043
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:51,601
DONE. DAVE & BUSTER'S.
HUH?

1044
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:55,009
THE PLACE WITH THE METAL CLAW GAME?
YOU BET YOUR ASS.

1045
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:58,927
<i>OKAY, YOU, TOBY. LET'S GET STARTED.</i>

1046
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:03,003
<i>WORST SCENARIO IS IF YOU GET SEATED AT
A TABLE RIGHT ACROSS FROM EACH OTHER.</i>

1047
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:06,528
<i>OKAY, NO ONE'S MAKING OUT IF THEY'RE
THREE FEET APART. SIMPLE GEOLOGY.</i>

1048
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:08,682
YOU NEED A BOOTH, OKAY?
IT'S BETTER FOR FLIRTING,

1049
00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:12,890
NOT-SO-ACCIDENTAL TOUCHING,
MAKING OUT. GAME ON.

1050
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:16,283
WOW, I HAD NO IDEA GUYS LIKE YOU
EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF.

1051
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:19,887
WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE RACIST
AGAINST JOCKS. YOU'RE A JOCK-CIST.

1052
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:21,851
OKAY, MOVING ON.

1053
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:24,247
OKAY, SO HOW DO YOU
SET THE TONE AT DINNER?

1054
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:28,924
<i>LIGHTING MATTERS, OKAY?
THE DARKER THE BOOTH, THE BETTER.</i>

1055
00:57:29,640 --> 00:57:32,564
LIGHTING, DARK BOOTH.
GOT IT. WHAT'S NEXT?

1056
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:33,841
BODY LANGUAGE.

1057
00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:36,927
<i>IS HE LEANING IN?</i>

1058
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,721
<i>IS HE SITTING CLOSE?</i>
I <i>DON'T KNOW...</i>

1059
00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:41,609
<i>AND THEN IT'S ALL ABOUT INTERACTION.</i>

1060
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,730
<i>IS HE TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU?</i>

1061
00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:48,010
<i>DOES HE SAY COMPLIMENTARY THINGS
TO YOU?</i>

1062
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:50,891
<i>IF YES, CHANCES ARE
HE'S GONNA MAKE HIS MOVE.</i>

1063
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,168
<i>AND TOUCHDOWN.</i>

1064
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:54,407
WES.

1065
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:56,562
I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO THAT
TO THE COACH'S BOARD.

1066
00:57:56,720 --> 00:57:58,688
IT'S BIG BECAUSE IT'S ON A CHALKBOARD.

1067
00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:01,241
WE GOTTA GO. COME ON.
LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

1068
00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,767
HEY, DUFF QUEEN, WANNA SHOW ME
SOME OF THEM MOVES?

1069
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:07,166
SHH.

1070
00:58:08,880 --> 00:58:10,450
BIANCA?
YES.

1071
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:12,921
THE VIDEO WAS HYSTERICAL. EAT A DICK.

1072
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,970
THANKS. I JUST HAD A BAGEL,
THOUGH, SO I'M FULL.

1073
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:18,805
MR. ARTHUR, I'M REALLY SORRY. I...

1074
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:21,440
NO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
STEP INTO MY HALLWAY.

1075
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:25,087
I DON'T PLAY FAVORITES,
BUT YOU'RE MY FAVORITE.

1076
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:29,767
YOU EVER HEARD THE PHRASE
"THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD"?

1077
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,763
YEAH, AND IN THIS CASE,

1078
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:34,969
A BUNCH OF KIDS ANONYMOUSLY TYPING
WHATEVER COMMENTS THEY WANT

1079
00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:36,645
FEELS LIKE AN ATOMIC BOMB,

1080
00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:39,770
AND THAT'S DEFINITELY MIGHTIER
THAN A SWORD.

1081
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:43,561
SO MAKE YOUR WRITING
HAVE A POSITIVE EFFECT.

1082
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,530
AS IN A CERTAIN HOMECOMING ARTICLE
THAT'S DUE.

1083
00:58:46,680 --> 00:58:49,047
OH, PLEASE, MR. ARTHUR,

1084
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,601
THE LAST THING I WANNA DO
IS GO TO A PLACE

1085
00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:53,922
WHERE EVERYBODY HATES ME
AND THEN WRITE ABOUT IT.

1086
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:55,969
I PICKED YOU FOR A REASON.

1087
00:58:56,120 --> 00:59:00,091
AND WHATEVER YOU WRITE, I'M RUNNING IT
AS OUR LEAD, SO MAKE IT COUNT.

1088
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:04,848
INSPIRE US. REMEMBER,
THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD.

1089
00:59:06,680 --> 00:59:08,330
SIMON, GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF THERE.

1090
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:09,601
YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER.

1091
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:11,250
YES, I AM YOUR DADDY, SIMON.

1092
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,761
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.

1093
00:59:16,920 --> 00:59:20,561
I DO EVERYTHING AROUND
THIS HOUSE, AND YOU DON'T DO...

1094
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,927
OH, HERE WE GO.
WELL, IT'S THE TRUTH.

1095
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:24,520
WESLEY, WILL YOU GET THE DOOR?!

1096
00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:27,041
OH, DON'T YELL AT HIM.
HE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

1097
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:29,123
SAVE IT FOR THERAPY, OKAY, HONEY?

1098
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:32,727
WESLEY, GET THE DOOR!
OKAY, ENOUGH, I GOT IT.

1099
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:34,729
HEY, READY TO GO GET DOWN

1100
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:38,402
WITH SOME BRO-VALENT ELECTRONS?
YEAH.

1101
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:49,408
DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?
I'D LIKE TO NOT TALK.

1102
00:59:49,600 --> 00:59:52,649
HMM. WELL, I KNOW JUST THE PLACE.

1103
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:59,366
YOU SEE WHY I NEED
THAT SCHOLARSHIP?

1104
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:04,683
HEY, B, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING?

1105
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:07,161
MY SPECIAL PLACE. YOU'LL SEE.

1106
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,846
IS THIS WHERE YOU KILL ME?
HA, HA. YES.

1107
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,963
THEY'RE NEVER GONNA FIND YOU
OUT HERE.

1108
01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,411
AHA.

1109
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:19,609
I GIVE YOU THINK ROCK.

1110
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,168
HUH?
WOW. UM...

1111
01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:24,890
WHAT HAPPENS HERE?

1112
01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:30,365
WELL, IT'S GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND,
BUT SIT ON THE ROCK.

1113
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,050
UNH.
GOOD, GOOD.

1114
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:35,568
AND THEN YOU THINK.

1115
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:37,725
TRY IT.

1116
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:44,683
HOW'D YOU FIND THIS PLACE?

1117
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:47,161
I USED TO RUN UP HERE A LOT
WITH PEPPER,

1118
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:51,405
AND SHE WOULD ALWAYS MAKE
A DIRECT BEELINE TO THIS ROCK.

1119
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:53,369
I REMEMBER PEPPER.

1120
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:55,324
HOW'S SHE DOING?

1121
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,923
I GUESS SHE'S OKAY.

1122
01:00:58,080 --> 01:01:01,323
WHEN MY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED,
MY MOM WANTED CUSTODY OF ME,

1123
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:04,450
AND MY DAD WANTED CUSTODY
OF THE DOG.

1124
01:01:04,600 --> 01:01:05,806
WOW.
YEAH, SO I THINK THAT

1125
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:08,770
PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP RIGHT THERE.

1126
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:16,645
ARE YOUR...?

1127
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:21,003
ARE YOUR PARENTS GONNA GET DIVORCED?
GOD, I HOPE SO.

1128
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:23,686
I JUST... I...

1129
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:27,444
IT'S OKAY.

1130
01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:30,004
IT'S NOT OKAY.

1131
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:32,764
BUT IT WILL BE.

1132
01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:34,407
I PROMISE.

1133
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:49,002
I'M... I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T...

1134
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,686
OH. NO, I... IT'S OKAY, I...

1135
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:53,968
WHAT, UM...? WERE YOU...?
THAT... YOU KNOW WHAT?

1136
01:01:54,120 --> 01:01:58,011
THAT WAS... UH, THAT WAS PRACTICE.

1137
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:00,129
SORRY, PRACTICE FOR...?

1138
01:02:00,280 --> 01:02:03,045
FOR STEP EIGHT, OKAY, FOR...
OF THE PLAN.

1139
01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:07,728
THAT WAS PRACTICE IN CASE YOU HADN'T
MADE OUT WITH ANYONE IN A WHILE.

1140
01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:09,566
HUH.

1141
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:11,529
IT'S ALL PART OF THE PLAN?

1142
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:15,526
IT'S JUST PRACTICE, JUST
A GUERRILLA-STYLE PRACTICE SESSION?

1143
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:18,126
SNEAK ATTACK.
HM, HM.

1144
01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:19,930
REALLY?

1145
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,402
MM-HM, OKAY.

1146
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:27,046
IS THAT WHAT IT FELT LIKE?

1147
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:31,649
THAT I HADN'T MADE OUT WITH ANYONE
IN A WHILE OR WHATEVER?

1148
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:35,725
WELL, I MEAN,
I'M MORE OF A TONGUE GUY MYSELF, BUT...

1149
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:39,407
YOU DON'T SAY? I THINK I FELT
IT POKING OUT MY BUTTHOLE.

1150
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:42,962
HA-HA-HA.
SO FAR DOWN MY THROAT. HA, HA.

1151
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:45,441
ARE YOU GIVING ME KISSING ADVICE?

1152
01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:47,605
MAN, I GUESS I AM.

1153
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,001
B.
YOU NEED IT.

1154
01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:51,606
THAT'S HOW PEOPLE KISS.

1155
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:55,247
UH, IN PORN, MAYBE.

1156
01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:56,606
WHAT'S WRONG WITH PORN?

1157
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:58,410
IF THIS WAS A PORN MOVIE,

1158
01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:00,720
WE WOULDN'T BE SITTING ON A ROCK
HAVING A CONVERSATION.

1159
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:03,201
YOU KNOW,
YOU'D BE BRINGING ME A PIZZA

1160
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:06,887
OR, UM, YOU KNOW, CLEANING MY POOL.

1161
01:03:07,040 --> 01:03:09,327
HOW OLD IS THE PORN
YOU'RE WATCHING?

1162
01:03:09,480 --> 01:03:11,960
THAT DOESN'T... THAT'S NOT...
THAT'S NOT EVEN A THING ANYMORE.

1163
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:14,691
THEY DON'T DO THAT?
HA, HA.

1164
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:16,569
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

1165
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:18,729
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A LESSON.

1166
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,406
IT'S GONNA BE FREE.
THE FIRST ONE'S ALWAYS FREE.

1167
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:23,688
ALL RIGHT,
THIS IS HOW GIRLS LIKE TO BE KISSED.

1168
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,081
WE'RE DOING THIS?
WE'RE DOING THIS.

1169
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:29,408
CLOSE YOUR EYES. HA, HA.
HEH.

1170
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:32,370
READY.
OKAY, OKAY. LEAN IN.

1171
01:03:32,520 --> 01:03:36,650
HEY-OH. GO SLOW, OKAY?
LET THE TENSION BUILD.

1172
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:38,401
SO MUCH TO LEARN.

1173
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:41,404
OKAY, READY?
NO.

1174
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,530
OKAY, NOW LEAN IN.

1175
01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:47,450
SLOW.

1176
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:52,410
OH, NO.

1177
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:53,766
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

1178
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:57,163
YOU ARE A PHENOMENAL KISSER.
HA-HA-HA.

1179
01:03:57,320 --> 01:03:59,607
THANK YOU. THAT'S HOW WE LIKE IT.
WHAT IS THAT?

1180
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:04,762
ARE YOU FEELING A LITTLE BETTER?

1181
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:07,400
HMM?
YEAH, OKAY, A LITTLE BIT.

1182
01:04:07,840 --> 01:04:09,683
YOU'RE WELCOME.

1183
01:04:09,840 --> 01:04:11,001
COME ON, LET'S GO.

1184
01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:13,009
WE HAVE A DATE
WITH THE PERIODIC CHART.

1185
01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:15,601
THE ONLY PERIODIC CHART I KNOW
IS THE ONE THAT TELLS ME

1186
01:04:15,760 --> 01:04:18,923
WHAT TIME OF THE MONTH
TO AVOID MADISON. HEY!

1187
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:21,885
I'M NOT GONNA HIGH-FIVE YOU ON THAT.
COME ON, SCIENCE JOKES.

1188
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,560
<i>KNOW HOW THEY SAY
"THE HILLS HAVE EYES"?</i>

1189
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:26,360
<i>WELL, IT TURNS OUT
THE SHRUBS HAVE BITCHES</i>

1190
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:28,608
<i>WHO VIDEOTAPE EVERYTHING.</i>
OH, HERE WE GO.

1191
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:29,926
WELL, YOU DON'T.

1192
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:31,520
EVER BEEN KICKED IN THE NUTS?

1193
01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:34,803
OH, GOD,
YOU ALWAYS COME BACK WITH THAT.

1194
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:40,566
HEY, B.
MADISON, HOW ARE YOU?

1195
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:43,451
DO YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING
HYSTERICAL? HOLD ON.

1196
01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:45,524
WATCH THIS.

1197
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:49,921
DID YOU SEE THE WAY
THAT GUY LOOKED AT YOU?

1198
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,447
THIS PART'S THE BEST.
<i>DEFINITELY NOT.</i>

1199
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:55,604
WAIT, JUST LOOK AT YOUR FACE. HA, HA.

1200
01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:58,604
OH, DON'T WORRY, UM,
IT'S A WORKING TITLE.

1201
01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:03,209
YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING MAYBE
"RETAIL SLUT" OR JUST "SLUT WHORE."

1202
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:05,529
YOU THOUGHT THE FIRST VIDEO WAS BAD.

1203
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:08,047
BOY, THIS ONE'S GONNA DESTROY YOU.

1204
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,005
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

1205
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:13,323
OH, I THINK IT'S ADORABLE THAT WESLEY
INDULGED YOU IN A PITY MAKE-OUT.

1206
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:15,130
OH, NO, NO.

1207
01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:17,089
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU...

1208
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,083
BUT IT...
THAT WASN'T WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE.

1209
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:20,651
YEAH, NO SHIT, IT'S NOT.

1210
01:05:20,800 --> 01:05:22,848
BECAUSE WESLEY AND I
ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER.

1211
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:27,405
HMM. LS WESLEY AWARE OF THIS?
HE WILL BE MADE AWARE.

1212
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:31,362
LOOK, BIANCA, I'VE TRIED TO BE NICE.
HAVE YOU?

1213
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:33,887
SHH. SO LET ME PUT THIS
A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY.

1214
01:05:34,040 --> 01:05:36,520
I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE
THINKING OF MY EX-BOYFRIEND

1215
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:38,364
HITTING IT WITH SOMEONE LIKE YOU.

1216
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:39,931
THE THING YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND

1217
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:43,886
IS WHAT HAPPENS IN HIGH SCHOOL
IS GONNA STAY WITH US FOREVER.

1218
01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:47,289
MOST PEOPLE DON'T THINK THAT,
BUT THEN AGAIN, MOST PEOPLE ARE LOSERS.

1219
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:51,445
MM. FASCINATING.
PEOPLE LIKE ME MATTER HERE.

1220
01:05:51,600 --> 01:05:53,523
PEOPLE LIKE YOU WILL NEVER MATTER.

1221
01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,891
SO STOP MESSING IT UP
FOR THOSE OF US WHO DO.

1222
01:05:57,880 --> 01:05:59,609
SEE YOU IN MATH.

1223
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:03,885
<i>IN THE PAST, HER THREAT ALONE</i>

1224
01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:06,008
<i>WOULD'VE BEEN ENOUGH
TO MAKE ME HIDE UNDER MY BED.</i>

1225
01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:09,607
<i>BUT I WASN'T EVEN TRYING TO HOOK UP
WITH WESLEY RUSH.</i>

1226
01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:11,683
<i>I COULDN'T EVEN IMAGINE IT.</i>

1227
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:15,322
<i>I'M HORNY FOR SEX.</i>

1228
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:17,767
OH!
OH, HEY.

1229
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:19,729
SOMEONE'S POOL NEED CLEANING?

1230
01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:22,087
ALSO I BROUGHT PIZZA.

1231
01:06:22,720 --> 01:06:26,406
AND I LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH GIRLS.

1232
01:06:26,560 --> 01:06:28,562
I'M A GIRL.

1233
01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:34,564
OW.
HMM.

1234
01:06:34,760 --> 01:06:36,280
<i>OKAY, MAYBE I COULD IMAGINE IT,</i>

1235
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:39,131
<i>BUT I HAD TO STAY FOCUSED
ON MY TOBY MISSION.</i>

1236
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:46,647
<i>DATE NIGHT.
I WORKED UP ALL MY COURAGE</i>

1237
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:48,928
<i>AND TRIED ON THE DRESS
WESLEY GAVE ME.</i>

1238
01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:52,801
<i>IN MY HEAD, I THINK I WAS EXPECTING
SOME BIG REALITY-SHOW REVEAL.</i>

1239
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:54,610
ALL RIGHT.

1240
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:56,603
<i>BUT IT WAS JUST ME.</i>

1241
01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:58,649
<i>ME IN A DRESS.</i>

1242
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,771
MA, I'M OFF TO MY BIG NIGHT.

1243
01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:03,809
WHOA, LOOK AT YOU.

1244
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:05,530
WOW, LOOK AT YOU.

1245
01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:07,489
LOOK AT YOU NOT IN A PANTSUIT.

1246
01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:10,211
I KNOW. I HAVE MY FIRST INTERNET DATE.

1247
01:07:10,360 --> 01:07:13,967
WE BOTH LIKE THAI FOOD, ARE ATHLETICALLY
TONED AND LYING ABOUT IT.

1248
01:07:14,120 --> 01:07:15,963
OH, MY GOD.

1249
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:18,726
THAT DRESS IS BEAUTIFUL ON YOU.
THANKS.

1250
01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:21,406
WES GAVE IT TO ME.
OH, WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING TONIGHT?

1251
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:24,686
OH, NO, HEH, NOT...
I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH WES.

1252
01:07:24,840 --> 01:07:28,003
I'M GOING OUT WITH TOBY.
TOBY'S THE GUY THAT I LIKE.

1253
01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:29,810
RIGHT, WELL, THAT SHOULD BE FUN.

1254
01:07:29,960 --> 01:07:33,407
YEAH. I ACTUALLY KIND OF FEEL
NERVOUS ABOUT IT

1255
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:36,131
JUST BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE
I MIGHT SAY SOMETHING STUPID,

1256
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:38,561
AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHEN...
HONEY, STOP.

1257
01:07:38,720 --> 01:07:41,929
BELIEVE, RETRIEVE, ACHIEVE.

1258
01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:43,969
IT IS A MANTRA
THAT I TEACH ALL OF MY CLIENTS

1259
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:45,650
WHO SUFFER
FROM PERFORMANCE ANXIETY.

1260
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:47,882
BELIEVE IT HAPPENED YESTERDAY.

1261
01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:49,366
RETRIEVE YOUR CONFIDENCE.

1262
01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:50,931
ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS.

1263
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:53,606
JUST DON'T CONCEIVE.
MM.

1264
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:57,765
OKAY. WELL, I'M OFF TO DO SOME
BELIEVING AND HOPEFULLY ACHIEVING.

1265
01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:00,366
LOVE YOU, HAVE FUN.
UNLESS THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE.

1266
01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:03,764
NOPE, I'M GOOD. SEE YOU, HAVE FUN.

1267
01:08:12,160 --> 01:08:14,845
HEY, LOOK AT YOU.

1268
01:08:15,000 --> 01:08:16,889
STUDYING ALMOST LIKE
YOU WERE A REAL STUDENT.

1269
01:08:17,520 --> 01:08:19,727
ACTUALLY, I'M JUST WAITING
FOR STRANGERS TO WALK BY

1270
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:21,689
SO I CAN SHOW THEM THIS BAD BOY.

1271
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:23,481
HEY-OH!

1272
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:26,769
OH, YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY B IN MY LIFE.
SUCK IT, SCIENCE.

1273
01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,649
THAT IS ACTUALLY INCREDIBLE.

1274
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,370
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. CONGRATULATIONS.

1275
01:08:30,520 --> 01:08:32,682
COACH SAYS I MIGHT GET TO PLAY
SOME FOOTBALL THIS YEAR.

1276
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:34,080
WHAT?

1277
01:08:34,240 --> 01:08:36,766
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. GOOD JOB.
AH.

1278
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:39,920
WOW.

1279
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:45,846
AH, MY DRESS.
AH? NOT BAD FOR A DUFF, AM I RIGHT?

1280
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:48,004
IT'S MY BIG TOBY DATE NIGHT.

1281
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:50,003
OFF TO A NICE EVENING

1282
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:53,721
OF TALKING ABOUT THE FINER THINGS
IN LIFE WITH A FELLOW INTELLECTUAL?

1283
01:08:53,880 --> 01:08:57,043
YES, PLEASE. HA, HA.

1284
01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:00,690
SO, I MEAN, HOW DO I LOOK?
IS THIS GOOD, COACH? COME ON.

1285
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:03,291
YOU LOOK GOOD.

1286
01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:06,410
GOOD?
WOW, THAT'S REALLY A RAVE REVIEW.

1287
01:09:06,560 --> 01:09:10,485
I JUST MEAN THAT YOU LOOK GOOD,
BUT YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU.

1288
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:14,006
WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

1289
01:09:14,160 --> 01:09:18,085
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? NO, TELL ME.
NOTHING, NOTHING. YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.

1290
01:09:18,240 --> 01:09:21,005
I GOT MY GRADES UP, YOU GOT YOUR DATE.
WE'RE GOOD.

1291
01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:24,605
ARE YOU SURE? YOU'RE BEING WEIRD.
YOU'RE BEING WEIRD, OKAY?

1292
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:26,928
GO.
OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU HOW IT GOES.

1293
01:09:27,080 --> 01:09:28,923
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, BYE.

1294
01:09:29,080 --> 01:09:30,491
BYE.

1295
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:32,648
WISH ME LUCK.

1296
01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:34,290
GOOD LUCK.

1297
01:09:48,280 --> 01:09:50,521
HEY.
HI.

1298
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:52,444
COME ON IN.

1299
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:56,569
WOW, YOU REALLY DRESSED UP.
OH?

1300
01:09:56,720 --> 01:09:58,768
THIS OLD THING? HA, HA.

1301
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:00,610
UM, SO HEY,
WHERE DO YOU WANNA GO?

1302
01:10:00,760 --> 01:10:03,127
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HEARD
THAT DAVE & BUSTER'S

1303
01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:06,329
IS, LIKE, THE COOL, HIP NEW SPOT.

1304
01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:08,050
THE PLACE
WITH THE METAL CLAW GAME?

1305
01:10:08,200 --> 01:10:10,646
YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE. FUN, RIGHT?
YEAH. HA, HA.

1306
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:12,080
WELL, I DO LOVE DAVE & BUSTER'S,

1307
01:10:12,200 --> 01:10:14,965
BUT I ACTUALLY TOOK THE LIBERTY
OF MAKING A RESERVATION ALREADY.

1308
01:10:15,120 --> 01:10:18,044
HOPE THIS IS OKAY.
THOUGHT WE COULD EAT HERE TONIGHT.

1309
01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:21,363
I'VE BEEN TEACHING MYSELF
HOW TO MAKE SUSHI ONLINE.

1310
01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:23,682
I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE,
YOU KNOW, MORE PERSONAL.

1311
01:10:23,840 --> 01:10:24,887
YEAH, I LIKE THAT.

1312
01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:27,970
OH, UH,
THOSE ARE THE BAKED CRAB ROLLS.

1313
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:30,561
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
THAT'S JAPANESE TEA, BY THE WAY.

1314
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:33,121
SO ENJOY.
OKAY.

1315
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,761
<i>NIGHTMARE. I'D ONLY BEEN
TRAINED FOR DAVE & BUSTER'S.</i>

1316
01:10:36,960 --> 01:10:40,248
<i>WHAT DID WES SAY? THAT "NO ONE'S
MAKING OUT IF THEY'RE THREE FEET APART."</i>

1317
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:42,360
OKAY.

1318
01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:47,166
OH, JESUS.

1319
01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,400
HEY. OH. UH...

1320
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:03,530
EVERYTHING OKAY?
OH, YEAH. NO, UH, I WAS GETTING...

1321
01:11:03,680 --> 01:11:07,127
I WAS FEELING, LIKE, A DRAFT OVER
WHEN I WAS HERE,

1322
01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:10,563
SO I JUST KIND OF SCOOTED IT ON
OVER HERE.

1323
01:11:10,720 --> 01:11:13,121
I CAN TURN OFF THE AIR.
OH, OKAY. WHATEVER.

1324
01:11:13,280 --> 01:11:15,123
THAT'S PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA.

1325
01:11:15,560 --> 01:11:18,291
<i>THE VIBE. DARKER THE BETTER.</i>

1326
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:21,931
OKAY.

1327
01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:26,761
REALLY? WHAT KIND OF LIGHT...?

1328
01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,841
WHAT?
HEY, BIANCA. THAT'S BETTER...

1329
01:11:34,000 --> 01:11:37,163
OH. DID WE BLOW A FUSE?
I GUESS WE DID.

1330
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:39,846
I WAS JUST OVER HERE
LOOKING AT THIS PICTURE OF YOU

1331
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,890
IN THE TINY SWEATPANTS,
AND IT GOT DARK.

1332
01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:44,246
I DON'T KNOW. IT'S CRAZY.

1333
01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:46,568
I'LL JUST FLIP THE BREAKERS,
TURN ALL THE LIGHTS ON.

1334
01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:50,327
OH, YOU'RE GONNA TURN ALL THE...?
TURN THEM ALL BACK ON? OKAY.

1335
01:11:50,880 --> 01:11:54,248
WHAT?
OH! HEY, LET THERE BE LIGHT, RIGHT?

1336
01:11:54,400 --> 01:11:56,402
YEAH. FROM THE BIBLE.

1337
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:58,005
COOL. THAT'S CRAZY.

1338
01:11:58,160 --> 01:12:01,243
WHAT'S THE CRAB DOING RIGHT NOW?
OH, I'LL GO GET HIM.

1339
01:12:01,400 --> 01:12:02,765
OKAY, GREAT.

1340
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:06,049
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE
ALL THIS SUSHI.

1341
01:12:06,200 --> 01:12:09,090
THIS IS LIKE RESTAURANT-QUALITY SUSHI.

1342
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:11,480
LIKE, LOOK AT THIS. DO YOU HAVE
A SPECIAL TOOL FOR THESE?

1343
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:13,568
HA, HA. IT TOOK A FEW HOURS.

1344
01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:16,730
IF IT HAS TO DO WITH MY HANDS,
I USUALLY PICK IT UP REALLY QUICKLY.

1345
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:18,644
THAT'S ACTUALLY HOW I GOT INTO GUITAR.

1346
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:21,371
OH, YEAH. TELL ME MORE ABOUT THAT.
I WAS A TERRIBLE STUDENT.

1347
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:24,689
AND SO MY MOM USED TO STAND
OUTSIDE MY ROOM

1348
01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:27,241
TO MAKE SURE
THAT I WAS DOING MY HOMEWORK.

1349
01:12:28,840 --> 01:12:30,126
GAME ON.

1350
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:33,767
WHAT?
I SAID, GO ON WITH THE STORY,

1351
01:12:33,920 --> 01:12:35,445
BECAUSE I'M LOVING IT.

1352
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:39,889
SO THEN I JUST STARTED WRITING POEMS,
AND THOSE POEMS BECAME SONGS AND...

1353
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:41,969
THAT IS SO COOL.

1354
01:12:42,120 --> 01:12:43,963
I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME...

1355
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:46,043
TAKE ME ON THIS TABLE RIGHT NOW.

1356
01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:02,928
WHAT'S UP? OH, CALIFORNIA ROLL?

1357
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:05,449
MM. OOF!
EW!

1358
01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:07,566
ARE YOU OKAY?

1359
01:13:08,240 --> 01:13:09,730
AH.

1360
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:14,124
AH, YEAH, I'M JUST REALLY
FEELING THIS SUSHI.

1361
01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:16,129
IT'S REALLY...
IT'S DOING SOMETHING TO ME.

1362
01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:18,282
HA, HA. YEAH. WELL, THANKS.

1363
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:21,489
NO, LIKE I SAID,
IT'S THE POETRY OF THE CHORD PROGRESSION

1364
01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:24,166
INTERTWINING WITH THE POETRY
OF THE LYRICS.

1365
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:26,049
IT'S LIKE TWO PEOPLE IN LOVE.

1366
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,567
YEAH, LIKE A MIDGET JERKING IT.
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW-MEOW.

1367
01:13:29,960 --> 01:13:32,611
YEAH, FUNNY. ACTUALLY,
THAT KIND OF REMINDS ME OF A SONG

1368
01:13:32,800 --> 01:13:34,564
THAT I WROTE A FEW WEEKS AGO.

1369
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,331
I COULD PLAY IT FOR YOU
LATER IF YOU LIKE.

1370
01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:40,768
YEAH, TOTALLY.
YEAH, TOTALLY.

1371
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:42,684
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN WORKING
ON A POEM MYSELF.

1372
01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:45,650
<i>THERE ONCE A BOY NAMED TOBY TUCKER
BIANCA PIPER JUST WISHED HE WOULD...</i>

1373
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:50,328
OKAY, I THINK
I'M GONNA USE THE BATHROOM.

1374
01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:51,686
WHERE IS IT?

1375
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:55,003
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME OUT THERE?

1376
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:57,282
WHAT...?
YOU'RE NOT INTO WESLEY, ARE YOU?

1377
01:13:57,440 --> 01:14:00,171
YOU BET YOUR ASS, YOU ARE. WHOO!
WHO'S NUMBER ONE IN YOUR BRAIN?

1378
01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,840
NO. GET OUT.
THIS GUY. THIS GUY IS.

1379
01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:03,644
YEAH.
GET OUT.

1380
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:06,929
OKAY, YOU'VE GOTTA
PULL IT TOGETHER, OKAY?

1381
01:14:07,080 --> 01:14:11,290
TOBY TUCKER IS GONNA PLAY YOU A SONG,
AND YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.

1382
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:13,364
HERE WE GO.

1383
01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:20,049
ARE YOU OKAY? LITTLE COLD?

1384
01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:21,804
I'M A LITTLE CHILLY, YEAH.

1385
01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:23,928
OH, HANG ON.

1386
01:14:30,720 --> 01:14:32,245
THERE YOU GO. BETTER?

1387
01:14:32,440 --> 01:14:36,126
YEAH, DEFINITELY. THANKS.

1388
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:39,361
SO HERE'S THE SONG.

1389
01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:42,808
BE GENTLE. I'M STILL
WORKING ON IT, SO... OKAY.

1390
01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:48,285
<i>BABY, YOU SET MY SOUL ON FIRE</i>

1391
01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:54,291
<i>AND, GIRL, YOU ARE MY HEART'S DESIRE</i>

1392
01:14:55,600 --> 01:14:57,921
<i>DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE</i>

1393
01:14:58,080 --> 01:15:01,084
<i>IN EVERYTHING WE DO</i>

1394
01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:03,971
<i>I JUST WANT IT TO BE</i>

1395
01:15:04,120 --> 01:15:07,329
<i>THE TWO OF US</i>

1396
01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:09,488
I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY
HOW TO RHYME THAT.

1397
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:12,803
OH, NO. IT'S SO GOOD, THOUGH.
THANK YOU. I THINK IT'S GREAT.

1398
01:15:12,960 --> 01:15:15,281
I MEAN, I'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT
FOR A LITTLE BIT, SO...

1399
01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:16,726
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME.

1400
01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:19,201
I MEAN, HOW HAVE YOU BEEN,
AFTER THAT VIDEO CAME OUT?

1401
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:21,362
IT'S BEEN A LITTLE TOUGH.

1402
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:24,922
A LOT OF PEOPLE... A LOT OF PEOPLE
SAW IT. HEH. I DON'T KNOW.

1403
01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:28,761
TO BE HONEST,
THE SADDEST PART ABOUT IT IS THAT

1404
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:31,281
I KIND OF GOT INTO A FIGHT
WITH MY BEST FRIENDS, AND...

1405
01:15:31,440 --> 01:15:32,566
JESS AND CASEY?

1406
01:15:33,480 --> 01:15:36,211
UH, YES, JESS AND CASEY.

1407
01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:40,445
AND, UM, I DON'T KNOW,
IT'S, LIKE, MY FAULT PRETTY MUCH.

1408
01:15:40,600 --> 01:15:43,285
I KIND OF WANNA REACH OUT,
BUT I'M NOT REALLY SURE

1409
01:15:43,440 --> 01:15:45,880
WHAT I SHOULD DO ABOUT IT, AND...
YOU SHOULD TALK TO THEM.

1410
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:49,243
I MEAN, THEY SEEM LIKE REALLY CARING,
UNDERSTANDING PEOPLE, SO...

1411
01:15:49,400 --> 01:15:51,164
MM. MM-HM.

1412
01:15:51,320 --> 01:15:53,243
SORRY, ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH THEM?

1413
01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:55,760
YEAH, JESS IS IN MY DRAMA CLASS
AND I HAVE TRIG WITH CASEY.

1414
01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:58,087
OH, YEAH. YOU KNOW...

1415
01:15:58,280 --> 01:16:01,523
I MEAN, JESS IS, LIKE,
AN AMAZING ACTRESS.

1416
01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:03,762
MM.
AND DANCER.

1417
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:04,967
MM.

1418
01:16:05,160 --> 01:16:06,844
AND DRESSER.
OKAY.

1419
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:10,169
AND CASEY, SHE'S, LIKE,
THIS, YOU KNOW, FIERY LATINA.

1420
01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:11,685
YOU KNOW, <i>CALIENTE,</i> YOU KNOW.

1421
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:13,444
YEAH, SHE'S VERY SPICY.

1422
01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:18,322
BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT REALLY FRIENDS
WITH THEM RIGHT NOW, SO...

1423
01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:25,968
IS IT INTIMIDATING?

1424
01:16:27,400 --> 01:16:28,845
WHAT?

1425
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:32,889
BEING FRIENDS WITH...
AND IT'S RARE THAT I POINT THIS OUT,

1426
01:16:33,040 --> 01:16:35,805
BECAUSE I DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO
THE AMERICAN IDEAL OF FEMININE BEAUTY.

1427
01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:38,770
BUT SUCH POWERFUL WOMEN?

1428
01:16:38,920 --> 01:16:41,048
<i>OH, NO. NO, NO, NO.</i>

1429
01:16:41,240 --> 01:16:43,447
A FRIEND OF MINE WAS WONDERING,

1430
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:46,649
DO THEY HAVE DATES TO
THE HOMECOMING DANCE NEXT WEEKEND?

1431
01:16:46,800 --> 01:16:49,201
<i>I TRIED TO KEEP MY COMPOSURE, BUT...</i>

1432
01:16:57,160 --> 01:16:59,640
ARE YOU DUFFING ME?

1433
01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:01,921
EXCUSE ME?

1434
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:03,411
YOU ARE.

1435
01:17:03,560 --> 01:17:05,562
THIS IS A DUFF.

1436
01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:10,045
YOU'RE USING ME TO TRY
TO GET CLOSER TO JESS AND CASEY,

1437
01:17:10,200 --> 01:17:13,204
BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT
I'M APPROACHABLE, AREN'T YOU?

1438
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:16,603
OKAY, LOOK, WHEN YOU SAID
THAT WE SHOULD HANG OUT FRIDAY,

1439
01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:18,960
I THOUGHT YOU WERE HINTING
THAT THEY WERE GONNA BE HERE.

1440
01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:21,447
LIKE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SAYING
THAT THEY WERE INTO ME.

1441
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:25,889
I CAN'T... I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THIS.

1442
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:28,000
I CAN'T BELIEVE FOR FIVE SECONDS
I THOUGHT THAT...

1443
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:30,845
BIANCA, BIANCA.
WHAT?

1444
01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:33,361
CAN I HAVE MY SWEATSHIRT?

1445
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:36,764
HEH, OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
HERE, YOU CAN HAVE IT.

1446
01:17:36,960 --> 01:17:38,121
OH.

1447
01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:42,403
OH, HELL, NO.

1448
01:17:45,480 --> 01:17:46,720
MR. SUSHI?

1449
01:17:48,800 --> 01:17:50,564
THE SONG WAS MINE.
YEAH.

1450
01:17:51,320 --> 01:17:53,322
I'M NOT SURPRISED,
BECAUSE IT WAS A PIECE OF SHIT.

1451
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:56,091
AND SO ARE YOU. HAVE A NICE NIGHT.

1452
01:18:01,040 --> 01:18:02,929
<i>HELLO?</i>
WES, IT'S BIANCA.

1453
01:18:03,080 --> 01:18:04,411
<i>JUST KIDDING. IT'S MY VOICE MAIL.</i>

1454
01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:07,603
WES, IT'S BIANCA.

1455
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:11,401
SO IT TURNS OUT THAT TOBY'S
BEEN DUFFING ME THE WHOLE TIME.

1456
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:14,131
AND I'VE JUST BEEN THINKING
ABOUT SOME STUFF, AND I JUST...

1457
01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:17,682
I'D REALLY LIKE TO TALK TO YOU, OKAY?
CALL ME BACK.

1458
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:13,405
HEY, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE.

1459
01:19:13,600 --> 01:19:16,410
YEAH, UM, FORGET ABOUT IT.
JUST GO HOME.

1460
01:19:16,600 --> 01:19:19,649
LOOK, I'M SORRY ABOUT TOBY.

1461
01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:21,450
OKAY? HE'S AN IDIOT.

1462
01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:25,766
YOU KNOW, I SAW YOU AND MADISON.

1463
01:19:27,840 --> 01:19:31,367
OKAY.
YOU WERE AT MY SPECIAL PLACE.

1464
01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:33,010
YOU KNOW, THAT'S MY THINK ROCK.

1465
01:19:33,800 --> 01:19:35,370
YOU SAID I COULD USE IT.

1466
01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:37,807
NOT AS A MOTEL 6, WES.

1467
01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:39,764
YOU WERE ON A DATE WITH TOBY.

1468
01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:44,929
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY MAD AT ME
RIGHT NOW?

1469
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:46,320
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.

1470
01:19:47,000 --> 01:19:49,606
COME ON, WE'RE NOT FRIENDS.

1471
01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,848
YOU KNOW,
PEOPLE LIKE YOU DON'T HANG OUT

1472
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:54,162
WITH PEOPLE LIKE ME, YOU KNOW?

1473
01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:57,210
THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.
FOOTBALL GUYS, THEY DATE HOT CHICKS.

1474
01:19:57,360 --> 01:20:00,170
AND PEOPLE LIKE ME
DON'T DATE ANYBODY.

1475
01:20:00,320 --> 01:20:02,243
I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT
IT COULD BE DIFFERENT.

1476
01:20:02,440 --> 01:20:04,647
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
B, THIS ISN'T YOU.

1477
01:20:04,800 --> 01:20:09,124
PLEASE, WES, YOU'RE EMBARRASSED
TO BE SEEN WITH ME AT SCHOOL.

1478
01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:10,924
OKAY?

1479
01:20:11,080 --> 01:20:12,605
IT'S JUST...

1480
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:13,886
THIS WAS AN EXPERIMENT,

1481
01:20:14,040 --> 01:20:15,920
AND IT WORKED FOR YOU
AND IT DIDN'T WORK FOR ME,

1482
01:20:16,080 --> 01:20:18,811
SO LET'S JUST FORGET IT, OKAY?

1483
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:21,048
B...
PLEASE, JUST GO HOME.

1484
01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:40,809
<i>SO, WHAT DOES HOMECOMING
MEAN TO ME?</i>

1485
01:21:44,480 --> 01:21:45,720
<i>THE WORD "HOMECOMING" ITSELF</i>

1486
01:21:45,920 --> 01:21:49,208
<i>CONJURES UP FEELINGS
OF WARMTH AND COMFORT.</i>

1487
01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:53,842
<i>HIGH SCHOOL OFFERS ME NONE OF THAT.</i>

1488
01:21:54,000 --> 01:21:57,288
<i>I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WILL TELL YOU
THAT HOMECOMING IS ABOUT CELEBRATING,</i>

1489
01:21:57,440 --> 01:22:00,011
<i>BUT TO THE MAJORITY OF KIDS IN SCHOOL,</i>

1490
01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:02,288
<i>IT'S JUST ANOTHER NIGHT
WHERE YOU FEEL PRESSURE</i>

1491
01:22:02,440 --> 01:22:05,284
<i>TO FIND THE PERFECT DATE,
THE PERFECT OUTFIT,</i>

1492
01:22:05,480 --> 01:22:07,687
<i>AND HAVE THE PERFECT EVENING.</i>

1493
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:14,086
<i>COME MONDAY MORNING,
IT'S BACK TO REALITY.</i>

1494
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:18,287
<i>I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,</i>

1495
01:22:19,680 --> 01:22:22,524
<i>BUT I'M HAPPY TO SIT THIS ONE OUT.</i>

1496
01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:29,409
<i>I DIDN'T REGRET HITTING "SEND,"</i>

1497
01:22:29,560 --> 01:22:32,609
<i>BUT I DID REGRET HOW I LEFT THINGS
WITH JESS AND CASEY.</i>

1498
01:22:32,800 --> 01:22:36,009
SO ALL OF THIS BECAUSE OF SOME WORD?

1499
01:22:36,520 --> 01:22:38,727
IT DIDN'T FEEL LIKE
JUST SOME WORD TO ME.

1500
01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:42,362
I THINK DEEP DOWN I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN
YOU GUYS WERE PRETTIER THAN ME,

1501
01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:44,440
AND I FELT LIKE I COULDN'T TALK
TO YOU ABOUT IT,

1502
01:22:44,560 --> 01:22:48,645
BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT
IT FELT LIKE TO BE YOUR SCHLUMPY FRIEND.

1503
01:22:48,800 --> 01:22:52,441
BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE WRONG,
BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE OUR INSECURITIES.

1504
01:22:53,000 --> 01:22:54,889
THE POINT IS, WE'RE A TEAM.

1505
01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:57,930
IF ANYTHING, WE'RE KIND OF CHUMPS
IN COMPARISON TO YOU.

1506
01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:00,811
OKAY, NOW YOU WENT TOO FAR.
YOU HAD ME AND THEN YOU LOST ME.

1507
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:03,804
OH, NO, SHE'S RIGHT, B.
YOU ARE BY FAR THE SMARTEST ONE

1508
01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:06,088
OF THE THREE OF US.
YOU'RE LOYAL, YOU'RE FUNNY.

1509
01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:10,131
AND WE CAN'T BE BIANCA,
JESS AND CASEY WITHOUT BIANCA.

1510
01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:13,330
THANKS.

1511
01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:14,970
OH.

1512
01:23:15,120 --> 01:23:16,167
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

1513
01:23:16,320 --> 01:23:18,846
TONIGHT HOW ABOUT WE DITCH OUR DATES
AND HAVE A GIRLS' NIGHT?

1514
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:20,729
DONE.
WHAT? NO, NO WAY.

1515
01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:23,406
GUYS, IT'S HOMECOMING.
YOU'RE DEFINITELY GOING.

1516
01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:26,251
I JUST... I CAN'T SEE WES.

1517
01:23:26,400 --> 01:23:28,971
OR TOBY. OR ANYONE, FOR THAT MATTER.

1518
01:23:29,120 --> 01:23:32,841
JUST LET ME STAY HERE AND LIE
AMONGST THE PIZZA A LITTLE LONGER.

1519
01:23:33,000 --> 01:23:35,321
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
MOM.

1520
01:23:35,760 --> 01:23:39,367
YOU'RE LISTENING AT THE DOOR AGAIN?
YES, I WAS. THIS IS JUICY STUFF.

1521
01:23:39,520 --> 01:23:40,726
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

1522
01:23:40,880 --> 01:23:43,611
MOM, I'VE BEEN THROUGH
ALL OF YOUR STAGES, OKAY?

1523
01:23:43,760 --> 01:23:47,685
I AM ALREADY AT THE FIFTH
ACCEPTANCE.

1524
01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:51,003
HONEY, FORGET ABOUT THE FIVE STAGES.
I HAVE GOT SOME REAL ADVICE FOR YOU.

1525
01:23:51,160 --> 01:23:53,766
WE'RE GONNA CALL IT, UH, STAGE 11.

1526
01:23:53,960 --> 01:23:55,928
YEAH, IT'S SORT OF ACCEPTANCE PLUS,

1527
01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:58,481
WHERE YOU REALIZE WHO YOU ARE,
YOU ACCEPT IT,

1528
01:23:58,640 --> 01:24:00,529
AND THEN YOU, UM,

1529
01:24:00,720 --> 01:24:04,122
TURN IT UP TO 11.

1530
01:24:04,280 --> 01:24:06,123
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE
ROBERT PATTINSON?

1531
01:24:06,280 --> 01:24:08,886
NO, SPINAL TAP.

1532
01:24:09,040 --> 01:24:10,121
THE MOVIE, <i>SPINAL TAP.</i>

1533
01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:11,964
"THIS ONE GOES TO 11."

1534
01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:13,645
LET'S STOP.

1535
01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:17,202
ALL RIGHT, HONEY, YOU'RE A WEIRDO.

1536
01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:20,324
FINE, OWN IT.
BE THE BEST WEIRDO YOU CAN BE.

1537
01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:22,280
YOU HAVE SPENT THE LAST MONTH
WORRYING SO MUCH

1538
01:24:22,400 --> 01:24:23,960
ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE
THINK ABOUT YOU.

1539
01:24:24,120 --> 01:24:27,169
HOW ABOUT TONIGHT YOU JUST WORRY
ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT YOU?

1540
01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:30,403
NOW, I WANT YOU TO GET CLEANED UP,
I WANT YOU TO GO TO THAT DANCE,

1541
01:24:30,560 --> 01:24:33,928
AND ROCK THAT HOMECOMING
LIKE MY BIANCA PIPER WOULD.

1542
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:36,004
PASSION PLUS ACTION...

1543
01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:39,130
OH, MY GOD, I'M DOING IT AGAIN.
NO, NO, IT'S OKAY, IT'S WORKING.

1544
01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:42,682
YOU'RE GOOD AT THIS.
I'M FEELING MAD INSPIRED.

1545
01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:44,763
I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA.

1546
01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:10,806
HMM.

1547
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:13,606
THERE IT IS. I GOTTA SAY,
THIS IS SOME OF MY BEST WORK.

1548
01:25:13,760 --> 01:25:16,730
YOU ARE VERY TALENTED.
IT'S REALLY PERFECT, JESS.

1549
01:25:16,920 --> 01:25:20,606
ALL RIGHT, I JUST TALKED WITH THE GUYS,
AND I TOLD THEM WE'RE GOING ALONE.

1550
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:24,122
OOH. YES.
THANKS.

1551
01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:25,691
SO SHALL WE?

1552
01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:28,326
LET'S DO THIS SHIT.

1553
01:25:28,480 --> 01:25:30,164
FUCKING A.

1554
01:25:30,320 --> 01:25:32,163
MOM.
SORRY.

1555
01:25:47,200 --> 01:25:49,601
SHE LOOKS GREAT. SHE'S PULLING IT OFF.

1556
01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:51,603
DUDE, SHE'S 15 YEARS OLD, MAN.
SHE'S A TEN.

1557
01:25:51,760 --> 01:25:53,410
I DON'T CARE ABOUT 15. SHE'S A TEN.

1558
01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:09,165
AND THEN SHE WAS ALL LIKE, "BITCH,
IF I WANTED YOUR OPINION, I'D ASK."

1559
01:26:09,320 --> 01:26:12,244
AND I WAS ALL LIKE, "BITCH, IF I CARED
WHAT YOU THOUGHT, I'D ASK."

1560
01:26:12,400 --> 01:26:14,528
UGH, MY GRANDMA IS SO ANNOYING.

1561
01:26:14,680 --> 01:26:17,968
HA-HA-HA.
WESLEY, WHAT TIME IS IT?

1562
01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:20,361
NINE-FIFTEEN.

1563
01:26:20,920 --> 01:26:22,968
OKAY, THEY'RE ANNOUNCING
KING AND QUEEN SOON,

1564
01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:26,124
SO, CAITLYN, I WANNA GO OVER BY THE
STAGE AND GET THE VERY BEST LIGHTING.

1565
01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:28,049
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

1566
01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:54,130
WOW.

1567
01:27:01,000 --> 01:27:04,129
UM, YOU GUYS,
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?

1568
01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:09,802
AWESOME DRESS, BIANCA.
THANKS, ROBIN.

1569
01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:11,962
HEY, BIANCA, ABOUT THE OTHER...
SHH, SHH, SHH.

1570
01:27:12,160 --> 01:27:13,525
UH...

1571
01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:16,322
HEY.
HEY.

1572
01:27:18,440 --> 01:27:22,286
I COULD TELL FROM ACROSS THE ROOM
THAT WE MIGHT BE INTO EACH OTHER.

1573
01:27:22,440 --> 01:27:24,886
NOW THAT I'M HERE, I'M SURE.
YOUR MOVE.

1574
01:27:25,040 --> 01:27:26,451
WOW.
HOW WAS THAT?

1575
01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:28,887
THAT WAS NOT BAD.

1576
01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:30,929
SHOULD I'VE GONE WITH
"WIENER IN YOUR MOUTH"?

1577
01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:34,289
NO, NO. DEFINITELY NOT.
HA, HA.

1578
01:27:34,440 --> 01:27:37,683
UM...
WOW, UM...

1579
01:27:37,840 --> 01:27:39,001
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

1580
01:27:39,160 --> 01:27:40,924
THANKS.

1581
01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:45,686
LOOK, UM, ABOUT WHAT I SAID
THE OTHER DAY,

1582
01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:49,890
OF COURSE WE'RE FRIENDS,
AND THAT'S COOL.

1583
01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:57,524
BUT A GUY I KNOW ONCE TOLD ME
THAT IF YOU LIKE SOMEBODY,

1584
01:27:57,680 --> 01:28:00,365
YOU SHOULD JUST
BE STRAIGHT-UP WITH THEM

1585
01:28:00,520 --> 01:28:03,683
AND TELL THEM THAT YOU'RE INTO THEM.

1586
01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:07,891
SO I GUESS THAT'S
KIND OF WHAT I'M DOING.

1587
01:28:08,520 --> 01:28:10,841
WAIT, YOU'RE INTO ME?

1588
01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:14,166
YEAH.

1589
01:28:14,320 --> 01:28:16,004
UM...

1590
01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:20,927
I, UH... I KIND OF JUST GOT
BACK TOGETHER WITH MADISON.

1591
01:28:21,800 --> 01:28:23,040
OH.

1592
01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:27,004
BUT THAT'S GOOD IF YOU'RE HAPPY.

1593
01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:28,924
WHAT THE SHIT?
OW.

1594
01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:30,969
GET OUT OF MY WAY.

1595
01:28:33,440 --> 01:28:36,683
WOW, THAT IS AN INTERESTING DRESS.

1596
01:28:36,840 --> 01:28:38,922
WHO MAKES THAT, BUILD-A-BEAR?

1597
01:28:39,840 --> 01:28:42,491
SINCE YOU CAN'T SEEM
TO LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND ALONE,

1598
01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:45,211
I CANNOT WAIT TO RELEASE
YOUR VIDEO TOMORROW.

1599
01:28:46,160 --> 01:28:49,528
GOOD. I'M GLAD YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT IT.
GO RIGHT AHEAD.

1600
01:28:49,680 --> 01:28:51,967
FINE, I WILL.

1601
01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:56,282
PLUS, WESLEY WOULD NEVER LEAVE ME
FOR SOME DUFF ANYWAY.

1602
01:28:56,440 --> 01:28:58,169
LOOK, MADISON...
IT'S OKAY.

1603
01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:02,720
OOH. MADISON,
YOU USED TO MAKE ME SO UPSET,

1604
01:29:02,880 --> 01:29:04,882
BUT NOW I JUST FEEL BAD FOR YOU.

1605
01:29:05,040 --> 01:29:06,610
YEAH, I'M SOMEBODY'S DUFF.

1606
01:29:06,760 --> 01:29:09,604
GUESS WHAT, SO ARE YOU.
SO IS EVERYBODY.

1607
01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:12,923
THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE SOMEBODY
PRETTIER OR MORE TALENTED

1608
01:29:13,080 --> 01:29:14,809
OR RICHER THAN YOU,

1609
01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:16,803
BUT IT SHOULDN'T AFFECT
HOW YOU SEE YOURSELF.

1610
01:29:16,960 --> 01:29:19,327
YOU LABEL EVERYBODY
TO TRY TO KEEP THEM DOWN,

1611
01:29:19,480 --> 01:29:22,131
BUT YOU END UP MISSING OUT
ON ALL THIS GREAT STUFF AROUND YOU.

1612
01:29:22,280 --> 01:29:26,524
YOU HAVE WESLEY, AND YOU TREAT HIM
LIKE HE'S STUPID, BUT HE ISN'T.

1613
01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:28,603
AND PEOPLE DON'T LIKE HIM,
BECAUSE HE'S WITH YOU.

1614
01:29:28,800 --> 01:29:31,007
THEY LIKE HIM
BECAUSE HE'S, LIKE, AN AMAZING GUY.

1615
01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:33,640
LOOK, I LIKE MYSELF.

1616
01:29:33,840 --> 01:29:35,808
I WOULDN'T WANNA BE ANYBODY ELSE.

1617
01:29:35,960 --> 01:29:39,009
AND I REALIZE NOW
THAT NONE OF THIS MATTERS TO ME.

1618
01:29:39,160 --> 01:29:41,640
BUT IT DOES TO YOU. IT'S YOUR DREAM.

1619
01:29:41,800 --> 01:29:43,325
AND I TOTALLY SUPPORT THAT.

1620
01:29:43,520 --> 01:29:46,808
JUST DON'T TEAR ME DOWN
FOR NOT GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOUR LABELS,

1621
01:29:46,960 --> 01:29:49,440
BECAUSE IN THE END,
THEY'RE MEANINGLESS.

1622
01:29:49,600 --> 01:29:50,886
WHAT?

1623
01:29:51,040 --> 01:29:53,646
WHATEVER YOU SAID
WAS MEANINGLESS, OKAY?

1624
01:29:53,800 --> 01:29:56,087
YOU DON'T EVEN GET IT.
THIS IS NOT MY DREAM.

1625
01:29:56,280 --> 01:29:58,200
I DON'T NEED TO...
OKAY, BLUE DEVILS.

1626
01:29:58,320 --> 01:29:59,401
OH, MY GOD, HERE IT IS.

1627
01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:01,605
IT'S HAPPENING.

1628
01:30:03,160 --> 01:30:07,290
OKAY, BLUE DEVILS,
IT'S TIME TO CROWN OUR KING AND QUEEN.

1629
01:30:09,440 --> 01:30:11,249
HEY, HOW'D IT GO?

1630
01:30:13,160 --> 01:30:16,721
ACTUALLY, REALLY GOOD.
THIS YEAR'S HOMECOMING QUEEN IS...

1631
01:30:16,880 --> 01:30:19,008
THIS ONE'S GOT ME A LITTLE NERVOUS.

1632
01:30:19,360 --> 01:30:21,249
MS. MADISON MORGAN.

1633
01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:24,165
ME? WHAT?

1634
01:30:24,320 --> 01:30:25,890
OH, MY GOD, OF COURSE.

1635
01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:28,122
MADISON!

1636
01:30:31,200 --> 01:30:33,043
CONGRATULATIONS, MADISON.
I KNEW IT WAS ME.

1637
01:30:33,200 --> 01:30:34,690
KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

1638
01:30:35,080 --> 01:30:37,845
YEAH, MADISON.
ALL RIGHT.

1639
01:30:38,000 --> 01:30:42,085
AND THIS YEAR'S HOMECOMING KING IS...

1640
01:30:42,240 --> 01:30:44,083
DRUMROLL, PLEASE.

1641
01:30:45,280 --> 01:30:48,090
MR. WESLEY RUSH.

1642
01:30:58,240 --> 01:31:00,083
WESLEY RUSH.

1643
01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:02,686
HOMECOMING KING. COME ON UP.

1644
01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:05,810
WESLEY. WESLEY.

1645
01:31:06,600 --> 01:31:07,726
WESLEY.

1646
01:31:11,560 --> 01:31:12,641
WHERE'S WESLEY?

1647
01:31:21,120 --> 01:31:22,724
AREN'T YOU GONNA GO GET YOUR CROWN?

1648
01:31:24,240 --> 01:31:26,607
NO, I'M GONNA GET THE GIRL.

1649
01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:49,767
YEAH, BIANCA!
LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

1650
01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:53,083
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

1651
01:31:54,160 --> 01:31:56,128
YEAH, ALL RIGHT.

1652
01:31:56,600 --> 01:31:58,090
DAMN.

1653
01:31:58,280 --> 01:32:00,726
IT WAS DEFINITELY THE DRESS.

1654
01:32:00,880 --> 01:32:04,009
THAT IS REALLY GREAT.
YEAH, HE IS HOT.

1655
01:32:08,960 --> 01:32:10,720
ARE WE BREAKING INTO THE NEWSROOM
TO HOOK UP?

1656
01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:12,689
YOU BET WE ARE.
WHO ARE YOU?

1657
01:32:20,480 --> 01:32:21,606
WESLEY?
WHAT?

1658
01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:23,962
I JUST WANT TO... I JUST WANT TO...
ONE MORE THING.

1659
01:32:24,120 --> 01:32:26,805
WHAT? WHAT?
JUST ONE THING.

1660
01:32:26,960 --> 01:32:29,042
NO, THEY BLOCK OUT ALL THE GOOD SITES.

1661
01:32:29,200 --> 01:32:30,929
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I JUST HAVE TO...

1662
01:32:31,360 --> 01:32:34,011
NO, NO, IF YOU'RE DOING
HOMEWORK, I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF.

1663
01:32:34,160 --> 01:32:36,242
IT'S JUST ONE QUICK THING.
IT'S FOR MY ARTICLE.

1664
01:32:36,440 --> 01:32:38,761
I'M FEELING INSPIRED.

1665
01:32:38,960 --> 01:32:41,645
OKAY, HERE, JUST RUB MY SHOULDERS.
RIGHT.

1666
01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:47,241
<i>WHAT DOES HOMECOMING MEAN TO ME?</i>

1667
01:32:47,400 --> 01:32:49,448
<i>IF YOU ASKED ME
AT THE BEGINNING OF SENIOR YEAR,</i>

1668
01:32:49,600 --> 01:32:51,807
<i>I WOULD'VE TOLD YOU,
"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING."</i>

1669
01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:54,571
<i>BUT TONIGHT,
POSSIBLY THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE,</i>

1670
01:32:54,720 --> 01:32:56,324
<i>I HAVE CHANGED MY TUNE.</i>

1671
01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:59,331
<i>YOU KNOW THAT ONE MOMENT IN
HIGH SCHOOL THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING?</i>

1672
01:32:59,480 --> 01:33:01,767
OKAY, I THINK I CAN
PROBABLY FINISH THIS LATER.

1673
01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:05,322
<i>IT ALL STARTED SENIOR YEAR,
ABOUT A MONTH BEFORE HOMECOMING.</i>

1674
01:33:05,480 --> 01:33:08,324
<i>I WAS CRUISING THE HALLS
WITH MY TWO BEST FRIENDS...</i>

1675
01:33:13,520 --> 01:33:15,761
WOW, SHE'S AWESOME.

1676
01:33:15,920 --> 01:33:18,685
YEAH, SHE IS. I SHOULD FORWARD THIS.

1677
01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:21,969
VIRAL?
VIRAL.

1678
01:33:22,120 --> 01:33:24,009
I'M A DUFF.

1679
01:33:24,880 --> 01:33:26,723
I AM A DUFF.

1680
01:33:26,880 --> 01:33:28,370
YEP, THAT'S ME.

1681
01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:30,727
I'M A DUFF.
I'M A DUFF.

1682
01:33:34,400 --> 01:33:36,926
OKAY, GIRL, I KNOW SOME DUFFS TOO.

1683
01:33:37,880 --> 01:33:39,120
WOW.

1684
01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:41,203
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
WHAT YOU WROTE HERE

1685
01:33:41,360 --> 01:33:43,203
STRUCK A CHORD WITH ME AS WELL.

1686
01:33:43,360 --> 01:33:48,526
I MEAN, I KNOW YOU WON'T BELIEVE ME,
BUT I WAS THE DUFF OUT OF MY FRIENDS.

1687
01:33:49,360 --> 01:33:51,203
WHAT? NO.

1688
01:33:51,360 --> 01:33:54,443
THERE WAS NO COOL NAME FOR IT
LIKE "THE DUFF."

1689
01:33:54,600 --> 01:33:58,002
IT WAS, LIKE, "THE DIPSHIT,"
UH, DOUCHE BAG.

1690
01:33:58,160 --> 01:34:00,811
A. URKEL. ASIAN URKEL.

1691
01:34:00,960 --> 01:34:03,440
NERD ASS.
OKAY, NO. DIDN'T NEED...

1692
01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:05,489
DIDN'T NEED THE HELP, YOU KNOW?
OH, SORRY.

1693
01:34:08,480 --> 01:34:09,606
WHOA, LOOK AT THIS.

1694
01:34:10,160 --> 01:34:12,640
THE SITE HAS THOUSANDS
OF COMMENTS AND LIKES ON IT.

1695
01:34:14,080 --> 01:34:15,570
BUT THEY'RE POSITIVE THIS TIME.

1696
01:34:15,720 --> 01:34:17,085
<i>MR. ARTHUR WAS RIGHT.</i>

1697
01:34:17,240 --> 01:34:19,561
<i>KIDS STARTED WRITING TO ME
WITH THEIR OWN DUFF STORIES,</i>

1698
01:34:19,720 --> 01:34:20,801
<i>AND WHEN I POSTED THOSE,</i>

1699
01:34:20,960 --> 01:34:24,442
<i>MORE KIDS RESPONDED
UNTIL IT JUST BECAME ITS OWN THING.</i>

1700
01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:27,847
<i>OH, AND WESLEY?
HE PASSED SCIENCE.</i>

1701
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:29,684
<i>HE'S GOING TO OHIO STATE IN THE FALL.</i>

1702
01:34:29,840 --> 01:34:32,160
<i>AND SINCE I GOT INTO NORTHWESTERN,
WE CAN VISIT EACH OTHER.</i>

1703
01:34:33,560 --> 01:34:34,971
<i>A LOT.</i>

1704
01:34:46,280 --> 01:34:48,203
HEY, NEIGHBOR-SLASH-BOYFRIEND.

1705
01:34:48,360 --> 01:34:50,886
HI, NEIGHBOR-SLASH-GIRLFRIEND.

1706
01:34:54,240 --> 01:34:55,810
YOU HUNGRY? I'M HUNGRY.

1707
01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:57,490
YEAH, I COULD EAT.
GOOD.

1708
01:34:57,640 --> 01:34:59,449
BECAUSE I WAS HOPING
TO TAKE YOU TO DINNER.

1709
01:34:59,600 --> 01:35:01,921
OOH. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE
DAVE & BUSTER'S?

1710
01:35:02,080 --> 01:35:03,206
SKEE-BALL?
AH!

1711
01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:06,887
A DARK BOOTH? YEAH.
AH! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY TO ME.

1712
01:35:07,040 --> 01:35:11,250
MAYBE WE'LL ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH KNEES.
OH, CAN I?

1713
01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:13,687
BIANCA KISS WES NOW?

1714
01:35:13,840 --> 01:35:16,127
OH, MONSTER VOICE SEXY.

1715
01:35:17,600 --> 01:35:21,650
<i>IN THE END, IT'S NOT ABOUT
POPULARITY OR EVEN GETTING THE GUY.</i>

1716
01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:22,961
<i>IT'S ABOUT UNDERSTANDING</i>

1717
01:35:23,120 --> 01:35:25,327
<i>THAT NO MATTER WHAT LABEL
IS THROWN YOUR WAY,</i>

1718
01:35:25,480 --> 01:35:27,642
<i>ONLY YOU CAN DEFINE YOURSELF.</i>

1719
01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:29,882
<i>TAKE IT FROM A DUFF.</i>

1720
01:35:51,040 --> 01:35:53,884
HIT THAT... HIT THAT, UH...
THAT LONG ONE IN THE MIDDLE.

1721
01:35:54,040 --> 01:35:55,849
IT'S CALLED A SPACEBAR.

1722
01:35:59,200 --> 01:36:01,282
<i>HEY.
NOW, THAT'S A CLASSIC LOOK.</i>

1723
01:36:01,480 --> 01:36:04,848
<i>YOU COULD BE ON THE COVER OF GQ.
BACK COVER.</i>

1724
01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,685
<i>JUST A VEST. OKAY, MACGYVER.</i>

1725
01:36:07,840 --> 01:36:10,844
<i>YOU TALK ABOUT MY SON
ONE MORE F*** TIME.</i>

1726
01:36:22,640 --> 01:36:23,687
BLUH!

1727
01:36:23,880 --> 01:36:26,326
I SWEAR,
I'M JUST FEELING THE PRESSURE.

1728
01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:45,485
IF THIS MAKES IT TO TOSHI,

1729
01:36:45,640 --> 01:36:47,642
I'M TELLING YOU NOW...
TOSHI.

1730
01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:51,683
NOW I KNOW YOU...
HA, HA.

1731
01:36:52,240 --> 01:36:53,730
NOW I KNOW THAT YOU...
HA, HA.

1732
01:37:03,960 --> 01:37:05,962
HA-HA-HA.
</i>THIS IS NOT...</i>

1733
01:37:06,120 --> 01:37:08,088
THIS IS A...
HMM. NOT THE ARTICLE I WANT.

1734
01:37:08,240 --> 01:37:10,607
DAD, 17 PA...
BUT IT ARTICLE WE NEED.

1735
01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:17,768
<i>HEY, TREVOR.
HAVE FUN TONIGHT, TREVOR.</i>

1736
01:37:17,920 --> 01:37:20,241
<i>I HATE YOU.
NO, YOU LOOK ADORABLE.</i>

1737
01:37:20,400 --> 01:37:22,562
<i>MM. ISH.</i>

1738
01:37:22,720 --> 01:37:24,484
<i>I'M NOT HAPPY!</i>

1739
01:37:24,640 --> 01:37:26,529
I HAVEN'T BEEN KISSED IN YEARS.

1740
01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:29,160
CAN WE DO ONE MORE...?
OKAY, NOT AGAIN.

1741
01:37:32,960 --> 01:37:34,564
OH, ARE WE MAKING A MOVIE?