1 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:30,928 I may have to jerk it before we even get there. 2 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:33,242 Not near me, please. Let me see. 3 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,330 Who throws a party when his wife leaves him on their honeymoon? 4 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:39,528 Vince does. And why wouldn't he? 5 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:42,126 I hope that's what my next honeymoon's like. 6 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,001 - Vince. - Yo. Come in. 7 00:01:58,440 --> 00:01:59,930 - Hey. - Your friends are here. 8 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:02,447 Really? I didn't think they'd come. 9 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:05,321 What? 10 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:06,760 Let them wait. 11 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:10,925 I just got out of a failed marriage. You're gonna have to give me at least a few hours. 12 00:02:11,480 --> 00:02:13,050 Okay. A few. 13 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:17,568 Ha-ha-ha! Hey, boys! 14 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,370 - Hey, baby bro. - Welcome. 15 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,649 - I told you guys you didn't have to come. - We were in Paris anyway. 16 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,929 We wanted to make sure there wasn't a Natalie Wood-type situation. 17 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:27,201 I appreciate it. 18 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:29,886 E did hesitate when we asked him if he would help. 19 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,162 - Jerk-off. We thought you were alone! - I was. 20 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:35,051 - Where'd you find the hotties? - It's Ibiza. They found me. 21 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:36,281 Come on. 22 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:37,965 I like Ibiza, bro. 23 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,724 - We'll be right back. - Right back. 24 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:41,211 Nobody leaves. 25 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,684 Except you. You can go. 26 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,243 - So, what happened? - Just wasn't working. 27 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,402 - After nine days? - Sometimes you just know. 28 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,922 - We all knew when you were saying, "I do." - I know. I made a mistake. 29 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:56,404 - It's not the shortest marriage in Hollywood. - No. Britney Spears. Two days. I looked it up. 30 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,642 - Thank you, Turtle. - All right. So, what now? 31 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:01,849 Easy. We're gonna get it annulled. Trust me, it's all good. 32 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,048 - And she agrees? - She said it first. 33 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:07,130 I mean, we're lying there looking at each other, and we didn't have a thing to say. 34 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:10,523 - Who does? - And I'm thinking, "What did I do?" 35 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:11,920 And then she said it. 36 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:13,286 And then she just left? 37 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,602 No, we had sex first, agreed to be friends... 38 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,331 went to sleep, and when I woke up she was gone. 39 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:19,766 She left this note. 40 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:22,366 - What's it say? - You're not gonna believe it. 41 00:03:22,520 --> 00:03:25,524 "I read the script for your next movie. You're better than this." 42 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:31,765 - They're doing another rewrite. - I read it. She's right. It sucks. Let's get out of it. 43 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:33,968 - It starts shooting next month. - I know. 44 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,408 I realized I rushed into marriage because I'm searching for something. 45 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,285 Something meaningful. 46 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,683 I really need to do something different than anything I've ever done. 47 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:43,841 Yeah, me, too, bro. 48 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,166 Ari says he's got something. 49 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:47,606 Ari's retired. 50 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:50,564 Isn't he? 51 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,927 Fax? Fax. 52 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:59,801 I can't print, scan or e-mail because there's no Internet-o. 53 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,044 I need to get back to civilization. 54 00:04:03,200 --> 00:04:04,964 Honey, can you take any longer to pack? 55 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,085 Ari, do not push me, or I'll change my mind again. 56 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:10,006 I wouldn't push her, Dad. 57 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,649 - Vinnie Chase. - Ari Gold! 58 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:18,168 Vegas odds had your retirement lasting longer than my marriage. 59 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,806 Well, good thing that I bet big against both. 60 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,485 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 61 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,530 And you? How'd you get the wife to let you go back to work? 62 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:26,966 Once she realized that she couldn't understand... 63 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,367 what the Real Housewives of Milan were saying, she begged to go. 64 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,727 - Ari. - I'm not going back to work, Vinnie. 65 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:35,771 I'm going back to be the king of Hollywood, but I agreed to live by my queen's rules. 66 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:39,169 One of which is to leave my nutsack in the Mediterranean. 67 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,288 - I heard that. - Mm. 68 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:42,566 But we're all good. 69 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,728 Good. I hear you got something for me. 70 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:46,484 Something big. My first movie... 71 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,286 as studio head and, boom, I want you to star in it. 72 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,329 Oh, yeah? How badly? 73 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:52,606 What do you mean? 74 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:55,331 Because I decided whatever I do next... 75 00:04:55,520 --> 00:04:57,124 I also wanna direct. 76 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,608 - Does he even know how to direct? - Ari? 77 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,485 Ari. 78 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,171 Ari. 79 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,961 Even if you've never seen a Vincent Chase movie... 80 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:14,924 chances are you've heard the name. 81 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:19,284 The 34-year-old has 15 starring roles on his résumé, including James Cameron's Aquaman... 82 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,410 once the all-time box office champ. 83 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:25,040 Chase hails from modest roots in Queens, New York... 84 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:29,285 where he was raised by a single mother, surrounded by a group of loyal friends. 85 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,807 Friends who still surround him today. 86 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:36,727 We caught up with Chase and his entourage on the set of his directorial debut, Hyde... 87 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,484 Who's he calling an entourage? 88 00:07:38,680 --> 00:07:39,761 Not me. I'm a relative. 89 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:42,920 A modern-day retelling of Robert Louis Stevenson's classic, Jekyll and Hyde. 90 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,447 A film that some in the industry are now whispering was too expensive... 91 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,763 - to be put in the hands of a first-timer. - Shut up. 92 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,205 - Is that what people are saying? - This is a big undertaking. 93 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,210 Well, it's not that big. 94 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:56,966 Though the sets are big. 95 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:58,924 The sets are big. Enormous, in fact. 96 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,124 No expense seems to have been spared in turning Hollywood streets... 97 00:08:02,280 --> 00:08:04,521 into a futuristic Los Angeles nightmare. 98 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,250 We wanted to surround Vince with the best people in the business... 99 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:09,244 - to make sure he was covered. - That's Hyde producer Eric Murphy... 100 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,324 Chase's longtime manager and best friend since kindergarten. 101 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:16,964 But what exactly were his qualifications when Mr. Chase asked him to come on board? 102 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,361 I was actually managing a Sbarro's. 103 00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:20,925 Sbarro's? 104 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:22,684 Yeah. The pizza place. 105 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:25,960 - This pizza place, in fact. - Nice pic. 106 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:28,360 Chase plucked Murphy away from a life of spinning pies... 107 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:29,680 I am gonna kill my mother. 108 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,205 And decided he was equipped... 109 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:34,006 to help guide him through the treacherous waters of Hollywood. 110 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,680 - What did everybody else think? - Heh. 111 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,764 Well, my agent at the time, he wasn't too happy. 112 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:43,891 His agent at the time was none other than Hollywood powerhouse Ari Gold... 113 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:46,287 who has since moved on from the agency business... 114 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:49,171 and is now head of the studio that is producing Hyde. 115 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:52,369 You see it with pro athletes. You see it with movie stars. 116 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:56,366 They wanna share the ride with their friends. It makes it feel more real for them. 117 00:08:56,520 --> 00:09:00,206 - Were you okay with this? - No, I was not okay with it. I hated it. 118 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,362 I found this kid off a Mentos commercial. 119 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:03,841 - Really? - Yeah. 120 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,890 I was watching TV with the wife, and I said, "This guy's a star." 121 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,287 Mentos. The Freshmaker. 122 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:15,681 - And you were right. - I'm that good, Piers. 123 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:18,366 It wasn't just Murphy Gold was forced to deal with. 124 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:21,922 There was Sal "Turtle" Assante, another friend from the neighborhood... 125 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,485 who became Vince's driver. 126 00:09:23,640 --> 00:09:25,847 I like to think I did more than just drive. 127 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:28,407 Yeah, he drove, he parked, he waited. 128 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:30,886 He also made a fortune in a tequila company... 129 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:32,121 That's a good line. 130 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,170 When Chase helped him gain access to billionaire Mark Cuban. 131 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,367 How much did he make? 132 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,568 He won't say. It's so annoying. 133 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:40,444 And that's Chase's half-brother... 134 00:09:40,640 --> 00:09:42,768 - Why's he gotta say that? - I know. He should've said quarter. 135 00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:46,970 - And actor, Johnny Chase. - Victory! 136 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,090 You've probably seen him, he's been in just about everything. 137 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:53,801 Melrose Place, Pacific Blue, Law & Order. 138 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,566 And the recently canceled animated show, Johnny Bananas. 139 00:09:56,720 --> 00:10:00,167 I can't believe you did this, Ronald. I'm so screwed. 140 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:03,369 And today, he feels he may have caught the break of a lifetime... 141 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,727 as his younger brother cast him in what he describes... 142 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,611 as "a small but pivotal role" in Hyde. 143 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,091 You came to Hollywood first? 144 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,891 - I was the trailblazer. - And then Vince followed? 145 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:16,123 With Turtle. They lived in my house rent-free for the first year. 146 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:19,841 But, as I understand it, you now live in Vince's house? 147 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:23,530 I'm 40 years old and could possibly get an Oscar nom this year. 148 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:26,291 Why the **** would I live at my baby brother's house? 149 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:28,522 I can't believe you cursed at Piers Morgan. 150 00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,364 I can't believe he just said he might get an Oscar nom. 151 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:33,086 I'm just staying there till my roof gets reshingled. 152 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:37,001 So I got the pizza boy, the brother Fredo and a Turtle. 153 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,130 Yet, somehow this sort of weird collection of people, it worked. 154 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,961 It did. And the truth is, their blind loyalty to each other is kind of charming. 155 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,640 Some people say you have the same character traits. 156 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,768 I like to think of myself as loyal, but not blind. 157 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,810 Yet, many were surprised when you let Vince direct this movie. 158 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,731 Many people were surprised when someone let Mel Gibson direct Braveheart... 159 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:58,083 or Kevin Costner direct Dances with Wolves. They both won Oscars. 160 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:00,322 But they weren't studio heads, handing ex-clients... 161 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:05,169 directorial debuts at a time when the studio suffered its worst fiscal year... 162 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:09,087 and without any tentpole franchise to bolster the hemorrhaging losses. 163 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:12,084 Listen, the year ain't over, and this is a franchise picture. 164 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:14,368 - Right, but you are way over budget. - Where'd you hear that? 165 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:17,922 Your neck is on the line, and so is Chase's. You've gotta be worried. 166 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:19,605 I don't worry. I just win. 167 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,041 - I thought this was gonna be a fluff piece, Piers. - No. 168 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,164 No. Okay, great. Well, why don't we turn those cameras off? 169 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:29,527 - Is it hot in here? - No, I'm good. 170 00:11:29,680 --> 00:11:31,364 I got Ang Lee from the set. 171 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,080 Hey... 172 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,240 You okay? 173 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:38,846 - I don't usually worry, either. - What are you worried about? 174 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,924 - The movie will be great. - I'm not worried about that. 175 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:44,481 I'm worried about telling Ari that we need more money to finish the movie. 176 00:11:44,680 --> 00:11:47,968 - Isn't it the producer's job to tell Ari that? - Seriously, E. 177 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,327 - I'll call him tomorrow. - You said that yesterday. 178 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,090 - I'll call him. - Fine. 179 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:54,208 - So should we go out tonight? - Definitely. 180 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,210 - Yeah. I'm having a great hair day. - I can't. I have plans. 181 00:11:57,400 --> 00:11:58,765 - With who? - You don't know her. 182 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,843 Does your soon-to-be baby mama know her? 183 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,606 Drama, Sloan and I haven't been together for six months. 184 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,366 - You haven't been with anyone else. - Like you'd know. 185 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,682 - Come on. Who's the girl? - Her name's Melanie. 186 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,161 - I've been seeing her a few weeks. - A few weeks? 187 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,401 Jesus Christ. 188 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:16,007 - This guy snuck into another relationship. - It's not. I'm just having fun. 189 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,891 Fun is when you forget a girl's name while you're fucking her. 190 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,929 No wonder he has no time for business. 191 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:22,206 You know, we're almost 35. 192 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,886 He's almost 60. I don't have to answer to this shit. 193 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:26,326 Fine. Don't. 194 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,686 Yeah, she must be a pig. 195 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,251 Definitely. 196 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:37,722 - You're amazing. - You're doing all the work. 197 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:39,962 You're doing plenty. Oh. 198 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,801 Oh, my God. This could be it. 199 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:47,406 I'm sorry. I gotta take this. 200 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,848 - Hello? - Please tell me you're not still sleeping. 201 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:56,647 I've already run five miles and fucked like an adult film star. 202 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,201 I'm about to have a baby, asshole. I thought you were Sloan. 203 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:02,330 - Speaking of, you were in my dream last night. - I hope I wasn't naked. 204 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,562 Nope, your baby mama gave birth to Pete Dinklage. 205 00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,842 - You're not related to him, are you? - Who is that? 206 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,207 - You got a girl there, E? - What do you want, Ari? 207 00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,486 Big titties? Tight ass? 208 00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:14,651 - Give me something I can use in the office. - I can hear you. You're disgusting. 209 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,882 - And I have both. - How do you do it, E? 210 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,281 I know it's not your looks or your personality. 211 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,130 - Ari. - Just one pic. 212 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:23,687 Come on. My wife didn't really fuck me this morning. 213 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,330 - She gets headaches. - Ari! 214 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:26,845 - Hey, Thierry. - Hey. 215 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,287 - You gonna coach my son's team? - I don't have time for that shit. 216 00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,646 I love the honesty. 217 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,926 E! 218 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,645 When am I gonna see this movie? 219 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,565 - I was gonna call you to talk about it. - I don't wanna talk. 220 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,085 I want to watch a film. 221 00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,890 - It's not ready. - When will it be? 222 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,361 Because important people are starting to wonder. 223 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,249 Important people meaning me. 224 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:48,007 Did I tell you The Jewish Journal named me "Best-Looking Circumcised Studio Head"? 225 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:52,051 - Well, Vince still hasn't finished his cut. - You've been saying that for a month. 226 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,282 - Hold on. - Do you have time for lunch today? 227 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:58,091 - No, I can't. I got the doctor. - Oh. 228 00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,890 That's right. With Sloan. 229 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,530 Look, I know this is weird... 230 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,808 - Eric! - Yeah, uh, listen... 231 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:07,169 - how about Vince and I come and see you? - See me? Why? 232 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,600 - Something wrong? - No, it's all good. 233 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,321 - We're just gonna come by the office. You free? - For what? What's wrong? 234 00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,528 Uh, we need more money. Bye. 235 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,930 Don't hang... Did you hang up on me? 236 00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,441 E, you fucking dwarf cunt! 237 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,806 What's a dwarf cunt, Dad? 238 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,490 I'm sorry. It's nothing, buddy. 239 00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:25,405 It's a new movie idea I had. Don't use that word at school. 240 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,562 You were just on a run. How could you be so angry? 241 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,411 Work is not supposed to make you this angry anymore, Ari. 242 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,449 - Yeah, Dad. - I know. I know. 243 00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,927 - That was our agreement. - Yes. I know. 244 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,889 Do we need to make a therapy session with Dr. Marcus? 245 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,441 - No. - I think that would be best. 246 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,486 Maybe. 247 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,888 Why are you so scared to show Ari the movie? 248 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,121 I'm not scared. 249 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,846 - Should at least show him my scenes. - It's not ready yet... 250 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,685 which is why I need E to tell him that he can't see it until after the screening. 251 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,446 You really won't tell him? I told him about the money. 252 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,729 - The only thing he'll do is scream at me. - Oh, fine. I'll tell him. 253 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,087 - Pussy. - Speaking of which... 254 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:03,642 - Wait till you see the girls I got lined up tonight. - I told you I was handling the girls. 255 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:07,885 I know. But I would like to avoid some of the nursing home rejects from the last party. 256 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:11,522 I thought the screening was to get opinions on the movie, not to get laid. 257 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:14,485 Everything we do is to also get laid, E. You know that. 258 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,091 Fuck me. 259 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,890 - Emily Ratajkowski. - I love her. 260 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,485 - I know her. - Why wouldn't you? 261 00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,483 - Hey, Vince. - Hey, Emily. How are you? 262 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,644 It's so funny to see you. I just got an invitation for your screening. 263 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,881 - Really? - Yeah. 264 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,246 One of mine, obviously. 265 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:30,011 Whose-ever. This is gonna be a great fucking screening. 266 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,646 Vince. 267 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,085 Uh, hey, Emily, I gotta run into this meeting. I'll call you later? 268 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,129 Yeah. Call me. 269 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,404 - You're upset. - "Upset"? 270 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,925 He means angry. 271 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,924 This is the third time that you've come to me for more money. 272 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,809 - Ari, listen... - I was talking to Vince, Eric. 273 00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,521 I know they didn't teach you about budgets in spaghetti and meatballs class. 274 00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,490 Vinnie has been on sets before, so I expected more from him. 275 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,450 - Told you he'd yell at me. - Yeah, but he's yelling about me. 276 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,366 What'd you spend the money on? I know it wasn't on Turtle and Craft Services. 277 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,569 - Like the new svelte frame? - You look like Karen fucking Carpenter. 278 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,360 What did I tell you when I gave you $100 million? 279 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,567 What'd we tell you? 280 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,200 - You agreed to not go over. - We told you it wasn't enough. 281 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,283 But you agreed to not go over. 282 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,886 Because you said I couldn't direct unless we agreed. 283 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:29,884 It's like when a girl asks if you wanna bang her hot sister. 284 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,201 Of course you say no. 285 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,170 Neither of you really believes you mean it, though. 286 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,802 - What's he doing here? This is bad. - When you see it, you won't think so. 287 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,088 - He's seen it? - He's seen a couple of scenes. 288 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,289 - They are powerful. - Yeah, a few in particular. 289 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,606 When am I gonna see it? 290 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,171 We're having a friends-and-family screening tonight. 291 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,243 We'll get some feedback, then show you the cut. 292 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,681 You're gonna let everyone see it but me. 293 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,330 Ari, you are all that matters. 294 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:56,166 - I want it to be perfect when I show it to you. - I can't just write you a check. 295 00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:59,164 I gotta deal with these co-financiers in Texas. 296 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:03,166 Do you know how hard I have worked to avoid going to Texas? 297 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,847 - You know what they do to Jews in Texas? - I didn't take an acting fee... 298 00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,929 which you know is more than the 10 million over budget we are. 299 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,161 You're 15 over. 300 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,091 Really? 301 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:16,090 Okay, well, I didn't take the fee because I wanted to direct. 302 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,811 We've known each other for 15 years, you gotta trust me. 303 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,360 I didn't waste one single nickel. I've been killing myself to make this movie great... 304 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,767 and I won't stop working until it is perfect. 305 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,922 I need the money to make it perfect. 306 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,766 So can you get it for me? 307 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,486 - Hey. - Hey. 308 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:41,326 - Sorry I'm late. - No, you're not late. You're on time, as always. 309 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,482 - How you feeling? - Big. 310 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,161 - Well, you look great. - Thanks. 311 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,808 Did you get my e-mail about my cousin Sean? He had his baby. 312 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,082 - No, what did he have? - A girl. Laurie. 313 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,242 - Oh... - I sent you a picture. 314 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,246 I think your e-mails are going to my spam. 315 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,084 It's not intentional. 316 00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,447 Look. There she is. 317 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,804 Oh, my God. She's beautiful. 318 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,689 Look at those eyes. 319 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,606 Someone named Melanie wants your cock. 320 00:18:11,080 --> 00:18:13,162 - Huh? - Yeah, it just came up on the screen. 321 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,931 "I want your cock." From Melanie. 322 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,929 - Wow, that's, uh... - Classy. 323 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,121 Sorry. It's not my business. 324 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,805 - Sloan? - Coming. 325 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,327 Okay, let me help you up. I will be right here. 326 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,687 - Thanks. Okay. And I'll be in there. - Okay. 327 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,525 - This is some bullshit. - Hey, Tip. How you doing, man? 328 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:36,241 Man, if I'm gonna have more kids than albums, I'm doing just damn fine. 329 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,728 - You need to shut the fuck up. - Don't tell me to shut the fuck up. 330 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,769 - Shut your ovaries up. - So it's my fault. 331 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,520 I'm gonna take this. I'll be right back. 332 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:46,162 Yeah, man. Call somebody who can kick me in my nuts. I need a vasectomy. 333 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,401 - Hey. - Hey. 334 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,251 - Bad time? - No, but you can't text me shit like that. 335 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,566 Shit like what? 336 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,166 - You beg me to text you sexy stuff all day. - I know. 337 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,010 - But Sloan was looking at my phone. - Oh. 338 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,401 I didn't realize you were at the doctor's already. 339 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,927 - Why's she looking at your phone? - I was showing her a picture... 340 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:02,605 - of my cousin's baby. - Great. 341 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,525 - Yeah, she must really think I'm a whore. - No, she doesn't. 342 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,286 God, I only sent that because I was feeling insecure. 343 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,442 I didn't think anyone was gonna see it. 344 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,761 I know. I'm sorry. 345 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,042 This is really weird, Eric. 346 00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,727 - You were right. This is too weird. - Could we talk about this at the screening? 347 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,651 No, Eric. I really don't wanna get in any deeper. 348 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,844 I think you're a great guy. I really do. 349 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,923 And I promise I'm not mad. 350 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,208 Just respect me, please. 351 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,010 Don't call. 352 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:38,201 All we're saying is we don't get why you fall in love with every girl you fuck. 353 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,731 And all I'm saying is that, unlike you... 354 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:43,282 I like to have more of a connection than whether I have exact change. 355 00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,046 Please. I haven't paid for pussy in years. 356 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,801 At least a year. 357 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:52,204 The point is she said not to call her anymore. So respect that and see if she calls you. 358 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,761 But hope she doesn't. You got enough complications now. 359 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,246 Right. How's Sloan anyway? 360 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,528 Doctor says she's gonna pop any second. 361 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:02,765 - One vagina closes just as another opens. - You're disgusting. 362 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,127 Yeah, and you're a mope, E, which we can't have. 363 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,931 This is a big night for Vince, so try not to ruin it. 364 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:11,084 - Don't worry. His moping has never affected me. - I'm not moping. 365 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:14,608 You're moping, E. You need to get on top of something fast so you stop. 366 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,411 I had sex less than six hours ago. I think I'll be okay. 367 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:21,565 You're fucking something tonight. For baby bro, if not for yourself. 368 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,961 - Holy shit. - What? 369 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,531 Ronda Rousey, the fighter. 370 00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,808 - So what? - So I love her. Get in the car. 371 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,729 Get in the car! 372 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,605 - Jesus, Turtle! - Sorry! 373 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,171 Do you even know her? 374 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,527 We met at Coachella a few years ago, remember? 375 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,170 - Think we had a connection. - Please. 376 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,561 - He's got a better chance of fucking me. - Or me. 377 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,800 - Should I abandon this? - Do you really think you had a connection? 378 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,571 - Yeah. - Then go. 379 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,165 You're good peoples, Vin. 380 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,087 Yo! Stop following me, motherfucker! 381 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:19,131 No! No! We know each other! I just wanted to invite you to my boy's screening. 382 00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,649 - Oh. Hey, Vince. - Hi. 383 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,810 - Uh, sorry about your car. - It's all good. 384 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,165 - Do you remember me? - Oh, yeah. 385 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,482 But didn't you used to be really fat? 386 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,769 Lloyd. How many times have I told you... 387 00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,080 - I don't video chat with men? - You know how comforting your face is to me. 388 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,840 - What do you need? - I was wondering... 389 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,964 - if I would see you at Vince's screening. - You were invited? 390 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,010 Drama wants me to see his scenes. You weren't? 391 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,811 I'm in Texas. Smell the cow shit? 392 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,964 Oh, that's too bad. I actually wanted to see you face-to-face. 393 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,090 - We are face-to-face, Yoko. - In three dimensions. 394 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,971 - Why? - Uh, no, it's nothing. 395 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,807 - Could we have lunch this week? - I don't typically have lunch... 396 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,406 with my ex-assistants. Unless I need something... 397 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,211 which I can't imagine being the case, so, what's up? 398 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,085 - I'm getting married! - Oh, God. 399 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,645 And I want you to give me away. 400 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,723 - Oh, God! - Please don't make a gay joke. 401 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,486 I wasn't going to. I was gonna make a marriage joke. 402 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,961 Now that you've been granted those rights, good luck with the divorce. 403 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,360 That'll really make you wish for a good ole ass fucking. 404 00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,648 - Ari. - Heh-heh. 405 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,206 - I gotta go. - Wait! 406 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,966 - Ari! Will you give me away? - Bye. 407 00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,081 Hey, Larsen. 408 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,287 Say, Ari. 409 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:58,569 This is my son, Travis. He's gonna sit in with us, if you don't mind. 410 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,331 Good. 411 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,207 Ari, we sure do appreciate you coming out here. 412 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,970 Oh, of course. 413 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:12,966 You've been on the job nearly eight months, and you hadn't paid us a visit yet. 414 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,128 - We're beginning to feel unloved. - Heh-heh. 415 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,725 I didn't know I was invited. 416 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,850 Anybody who spends my money like you do... 417 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:23,567 always invited to my home to tell me why. 418 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,087 Saw you on Piers Morgan last night. 419 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,446 Oh, yeah? 420 00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,681 What'd you think? 421 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,211 I thought you looked nervous. 422 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,284 Well, I wasn't. 423 00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,046 Travis, here, got a real good eye for things like that. 424 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,965 And he said you looked like one of them guys that, uh... 425 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,565 What was it you said again? 426 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,520 Like one of those guys from big tobacco when they were up there lying to Congress. 427 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,091 Ah. Heh-heh-heh. 428 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,561 Well, my wife thought I looked sexy. 429 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,087 Ari, am I gonna lose a shit ton of money on this movie? 430 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,964 No. Your money's in great hands. 431 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,322 - But you still want more. - Just a little bit. 432 00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,529 - For some visual effects it needs. - I don't care about visual effects. 433 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,809 Well, if you wanna protect your investment, you need to care. 434 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,240 Hm. 435 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,840 You know, in the last four years... 436 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,729 I've invested nearly a billion dollars in your studio's movies. 437 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,286 You know how many I've seen? 438 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,090 - Mm-mm. - Not a goddamn one. 439 00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,641 - Hm. - But this one, I gotta tell you... 440 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,531 with your movie star guy in charge, I'm damn curious. 441 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,841 I understand. 442 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,651 Ari, we need to see this before I write another check. 443 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,041 - Larsen, my director... - Your movie star? 444 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:33,247 Vince doesn't wanna show the movie till it's perfect. 445 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,722 - He's an artist. I'd like to respect that. - Okay... 446 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,690 You know, my wife has a $12,000 Chihuahua. 447 00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,047 Three years running, it got "Best in Show." 448 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:47,410 The last judge said that he had the best cock and balls he'd ever seen. 449 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,366 But he ain't perfect. You know how I know that? 450 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,488 He keeps pissing on my boots. 451 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,367 I don't follow. 452 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,962 I mean there's no such thing as perfect. 453 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:02,124 Now, see, for you, I know this movie's enormous. 454 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,204 If it fails, you go down in flames quicker than the Hindenberg. 455 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,442 To me, this is just another check. 456 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,090 It won't fail. 457 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,323 I have to go to Dubai tonight on, uh, more pressing business. 458 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,131 I want you to take Travis here to La-La Land with you... 459 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,607 and show him the goddamn movie. 460 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,088 - It's not ready. - Well, get it ready. 461 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,130 Because this oil spigot is shut off till you do. 462 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:33,086 - You seriously asking if I'm taking PEDs? - Yeah, I'm not saying I'm against it. 463 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,926 I just wanna know if you do, because I wanna get shredded for the Hyde junket. 464 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,447 - No PEDs. I'm all natural. - Prove it. 465 00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,130 - How? - Take a piss test. 466 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,282 Fine, but if I pass, you drink it. 467 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,205 Guys. Did you know Emily was seeing Armie Hammer? 468 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,964 - The Lone Ranger? - I thought they broke up. 469 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,201 Guess they still talk. 470 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,609 I played softball with him. He's out of his mind. I'd leave it alone. 471 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,728 - Really? I'm gonna try to. - Yeah. 472 00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,042 Why is there enough food here for 300? 473 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,083 There's supposed to be enough for 500. 474 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,009 - Five hundred? - And Ronda. 475 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,370 Vince, this was supposed to be an intimate thing so we could get some feedback. 476 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,444 Relax. Turtle thought we'd do better with a big crowd. 477 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,809 Don't worry. I got everyone walking through that door signing an NDA, so they can't talk about it. 478 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,241 And where you gonna sit 500 people? On the couch? 479 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,006 Don't be ridiculous. There's a whole beach out there. 480 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,685 Check it out. 481 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,530 Jesus. 482 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,725 It's Ari. 483 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,804 - Hello? - When exactly is this screening of yours? 484 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,086 When it gets dark. Why? 485 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,926 Because I'm coming with your money, and there ain't nothing we can do about it. 486 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,688 - What's up, Sai? - Amazing rapper right here. 487 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,166 How are you? 488 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,240 I don't ride a bike. 489 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,607 - I do the Santa Monica steps. - Sick, bro. Sick. 490 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,167 Throw it, Russ! 491 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,965 The story of Jekyll and Hyde... 492 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:20,044 represents a concept in Victorian culture... 493 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:24,245 of the inner conflict of humanity's sense of good and evil. 494 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,368 I have no understanding of what you're saying. 495 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,729 Of course I remember you. You went to middle school with my daughter. 496 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,530 We always thought you were so funny. 497 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,728 And so cute. 498 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,242 - Let's go. - Aah! 499 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,561 You tired yet, Turtle? 500 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,562 - Hey, Vince. Buddy. I need a favor. - Yeah. 501 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,843 I need you to fuck my daughter's friends so I don't have to. 502 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,288 In English literature, there's a guy named Jekyll and a guy named Hyde. 503 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,130 And you have that same thing in you. 504 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,123 Do you understand? 505 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,647 I'll show you some of my footage. You'll flip out. 506 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,768 You even might wanna put me in Iron Man 3. 507 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,446 - Sure. Well, 4 would be next. - Iron Man 4. 508 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,365 Downey's great. I love Downey. He's just a little long in the tooth. 509 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,888 - I think you wanna go younger. - If I recall, you're five years older. 510 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,044 - You know, fuck you, Favreau. - What? 511 00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,761 You fucked me on Swingers. You're always fucking me. 512 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,611 I offered you Swingers. You couldn't do it because of Viking Quest. 513 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,171 You could've shot around me! 514 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,721 Just because you're short, doesn't mean you can't achieve your goals, E. 515 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,406 - I know that. - You think I'd have a Super Bowl ring... 516 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,720 if I listened to everybody who told me I was too short? 517 00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,285 Right. 518 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,091 We're thinking of honeymooning in Moscow or the Ukraine. 519 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,730 We know it's not traditional. 520 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,291 Traditional? Fuck traditional. 521 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,404 - Don't they shoot guys like you over there? - That's Uganda. 522 00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,403 Go to Hawaii. Do yourselves a favor. 523 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,924 Molly. Anyone want molly? Molly. 524 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,491 Molly. Anyone want molly? 525 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,722 I thought you don't do drugs anymore, Billy. 526 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,327 - I don't do angry drugs anymore, Drama. - Give me two. 527 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,687 I'm sure Ari has seen an unfinished film before. 528 00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,001 Not one I've directed. 529 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,924 You're really nervous, huh? 530 00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:57,161 It's cute. 531 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,766 - You never get nervous before a photo shoot? - No, I know what I look like. 532 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:03,282 Everyone, make sure you fill out a non-disclosure agreement... 533 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,363 or you cannot stay for the screening. 534 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,966 E, this house is sick. When did Vince buy it? 535 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,690 It's not Vince's. It's Turtle's. 536 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,320 You're kidding. How much this fucking guy make? 537 00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,285 Excuse me, miss. You can't use a pencil to fill out the NDA. 538 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,606 So that's a true story? 539 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,127 You beat up four guys for getting loud at a movie? 540 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:23,001 Well, the press exaggerated. I just broke one guy's jaw and another guy's nose. 541 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,208 The third guy... There wasn't really four. 542 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,966 The third guy, I threw over my shoulder, and he ran off. 543 00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,447 Like a boyfriend with you? And what'd he do? 544 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,887 No, I haven't had a boyfriend in like two years. 545 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,366 - Too focused on my career. - Oh. 546 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,569 You're in four fucking scenes and you expect me to get you a magazine cover? 547 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,485 Scarlett Jo wasn't even on camera in Her. She got a cover. 548 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,688 If you had her tits, I can get you a cover. 549 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,882 I got a couple covers coming out, Drama. 550 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,883 Even a few I turned down. 551 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:48,849 What the fuck you making over here? 552 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,809 Little potion for E. 553 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,009 Molly, water and a touch of Viagra. 554 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,961 What did I do wrong with my life? This is a normal Tuesday afternoon? 555 00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,849 You gotta see our Wednesday parties. 556 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,240 Ari, you got invited. 557 00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,363 - I want you to meet my fiancé Greg. - No, Lloyd. No. 558 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,171 - Eric Murphy. Travis McCredle. - Nice to meet you, Travis. 559 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,725 - Eric manages Vinnie. - Oh. 560 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,281 And Travis's father co-finances our entire slate. 561 00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,568 All that money's gonna be mine someday... 562 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,327 so I prefer you consider that I co-financed the slate. 563 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:18,201 Fuck me. 564 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,808 Is that Emily Ratajkowski over there talking to Vinnie Chase? 565 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,287 - Sure is. - You wanna meet her? 566 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,523 Well, I wanna marry her, but you gotta start somewhere, right? 567 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,327 - Oh, boy. - E, have some water. 568 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,323 - Why? - You look parched. Almost sickly. 569 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,289 - Are you serious? - You're yellow, bro. 570 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,566 Vinnie Chase! 571 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,849 Big fan of your work, especially Aquaman 2. 572 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,480 Thanks. But I was only in the first Aquaman. 573 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,562 Well, all those comic book movies start to blend together after a while. 574 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,165 Except for The Avengers. 575 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,806 All five of those heroes on screen at one time. 576 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,930 - That was really something, wasn't it? - Yeah, well... 577 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,727 - Travis, have you met Emily Ratajkowski? - No, but I feel like we know each other. 578 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,247 I saw your Sports Illustrated spread on the plane. 579 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,289 That looked cold. Was that cold? 580 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,566 It was. 581 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,370 Well, it was still hot. 582 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:11,284 Travis, Vinnie would like to thank you for all the support you've given him on his movie. 583 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,761 - Yes. - Hundred million plus, with P&A. 584 00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,410 I hear you're looking for more. 585 00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,001 Uh, just a little. 586 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,766 Well, I'm looking forward to being able to explain why. 587 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,568 I'm gonna go get a drink. Let you guys talk? 588 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:24,960 Okay. 589 00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,004 Vince, is that your girl? 590 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,481 - Oh, no. We're just friends. - Oh. 591 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,484 - So I'm free in the clear to go for that? - Uh, yeah. 592 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:37,361 I don't know what I'm asking you for. You don't own every piece of pussy in this town, do you? 593 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,691 Mr. Suit. 594 00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,365 Are you okay? 595 00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,086 I feel strange. 596 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,685 Strange how? 597 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,207 My dick gets hard every time a girl looks at me. 598 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,448 Like, today or always? 599 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,805 You're cute. 600 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,368 I should probably go talk to her. 601 00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,761 Seems like the right move, Suit. 602 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,290 You're a good guy, Bill. 603 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,091 Maybe I could finance something for you to star in. 604 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,686 - Have you seen anything I've done? - Not in complete. 605 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:30,566 But I've seen that trailer for that new one you got coming out maybe 500 times. 606 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,161 Maybe you wanna finance something for me to star in. 607 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,685 I'm Johnny, Vince's brother. 608 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,605 Oh, hey. You're an actor too? 609 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,681 Yeah. 610 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,808 - What've you been in? - Everything. 611 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,691 - Have you seen him in anything? - Um, I, uh... 612 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,490 I've seen him in Viking Quest. 613 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,802 - Really? - Yeah, and he's in my movie. 614 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,007 Just four scenes. 615 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,288 Four pivotal scenes. He's amazing. 616 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,487 - Really? - Yeah. 617 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,051 One of the reasons why I wanted to make this movie... 618 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,886 is I knew what that role would do for my big bro. 619 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,202 - It's gonna change his life. - Thanks, bro. 620 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,601 - Well, I can't wait to see it. - I can't either. 621 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,728 So, what's up? Are we gonna do this? 622 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:09,522 - Ari, relax. It won't be dark for at least an hour. - When everyone's seated, it will be. Let's go. 623 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,411 - All right. I gotta find E. - Fuck E. 624 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,404 So you're a Viking Quest fan, huh? 625 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,881 - How long have you lived here? - A couple of months. 626 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,964 It came with all the furniture and stuff, so it feels lived in. 627 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,565 So, what's your deal, Turtle? 628 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,529 You selling coke these days? 629 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,088 No. Why would you say that? 630 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,961 Because the last time I saw you, you were a fat pothead living off of Vince. 631 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,327 And now you live next to Spielberg. 632 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,524 I started a tequila company. 633 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:38,920 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 634 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,645 And I started working out. 635 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,325 What do you do, Pilates? 636 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,284 I box a little. And I do cardio. 637 00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,601 That's cute. 638 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,967 - What? - I think someone's fucking in there. 639 00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,721 Come on. 640 00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,321 Motherfucker! 641 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,084 Oh, my God! 642 00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,291 - I got it. - Fucker. 643 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,686 Hey! Oh, shit! 644 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,410 Of all the guys I never thought I'd catch fucking in my room. 645 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:10,925 - Sorry. - No, don't be. 646 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,969 I love it. I love it. 647 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,565 Hi, Ronda Rousey. 648 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,529 I won 500 bucks on your last fight. 649 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,284 You said you were a Virgo? 650 00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,920 Oh... Um, a Gemini. 651 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,082 The twins, right? 652 00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:33,322 - Yeah. Oh. - I love twins. 653 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:34,845 Come on, Vinnie. 654 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,571 Let's roll this motherfucker! 655 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:41,321 - You ever think about playing basketball? - You ever thought about signing me? 656 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,923 Guys. Guys. What the fuck are we doing? 657 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:49,651 Vince doesn't wanna show you the movie with this crowd. 658 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,770 - Holy shit. - What? 659 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,968 - How bad is it? - Ari, it's... 660 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,885 No, you look nervous right now. I've never seen you nervous. 661 00:34:57,040 --> 00:34:59,122 - Just tell me, does it suck? - No. It doesn't. 662 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,845 - Tell him it doesn't suck. - It doesn't suck. 663 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,411 Film! 664 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,171 Film! Film! Film! 665 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,846 Film! Film! Film! Film! 666 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:14,001 Come on! Fucking film! Roll it, Vinnie! Come on! Just put it on! 667 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,846 Vinnie, show us the fucking film! 668 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,286 Let's go, baby! 669 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:27,440 Film! Film! Film! 670 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,604 Hey, I'm gonna take care of it. 671 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:35,527 Vince? Time to get this show on the road. I've put in some quality time alone with Emily. 672 00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,205 What's the running time on this? 673 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,811 A hundred and forty minutes. 674 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,450 Jesus. 675 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,764 I like short movies, Vince. You know? And comedies. You ever seen Bad Grandpa? 676 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,160 - I'm calling this off. - That never gets old. 677 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,560 You know, fuck these guys. 678 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,800 You know what? Give Travis and Ari DVDs to take home. 679 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,201 - Hold on. Vince... - I can watch that with Emily. 680 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,326 Hey, everyone. 681 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,369 - Vinnie. - Good news and bad news. 682 00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,804 The bad news is the projector broke. 683 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,930 No! No, no. Vinnie, no! 684 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,366 The good news is... 685 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,329 look who just showed up: 686 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,086 - Pharrell! - Pharrell? What the fuck is Pharrell? 687 00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:11,925 Could we possibly convince you to come up here and perform? 688 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,124 I'm gonna kill Vince. 689 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,448 - My life is over. - No, it isn't, Ari. Relax. 690 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,331 Relax, E? You remember that Colombian soccer player... 691 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,245 that got strung up by his dick after giving up the game-winning goal? 692 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,368 That's where we're headed if this movie tanks. 693 00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,411 Vince will not come back from this, neither will I and neither will you. 694 00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,449 Relax knowing that. 695 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,291 I don't ask for much, do I? 696 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,681 Health and happiness for the kids, peace on Earth... 697 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,844 the wife to have bigger tits, only sometimes. 698 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,129 - But I'm... - What are you doing? 699 00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,520 - Nothing. - You didn't come to bed. 700 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,162 - No, I haven't... - What...? 701 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,449 What, are you praying? 702 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,443 Yeah. Something wrong with that? 703 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,723 Well, you don't believe in God, so... 704 00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,405 For the good stuff I do. 705 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,569 It's 2 a.m. You sat down to watch this movie at midnight. 706 00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:14,846 I'm mentally prepping. 707 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,884 - I'm gonna start now. You wanna join me? - You said I couldn't. 708 00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,691 You could blow me through it if it sucks. Ease the pain? 709 00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,810 Good luck. I'll see you in bed. 710 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,401 I love you. 711 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,050 I love you too. 712 00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,367 Don't fuck me on this, Vinnie. 713 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:42,527 Don't you fuck me. 714 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,891 Sadly, all good parties must come to an end. 715 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,563 Oh, come on. There is no way Emily would bang that yokel. 716 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:12,530 - I'm telling you, she left with him. - I don't care. No way. 717 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,648 These guys with money always get women out of their league. 718 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,325 You mean like Turtle and Ronda? 719 00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:20,451 Oh, please. She's more likely to break his windpipe than bang his malnourished ass. 720 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:21,647 Huh. We'll see. 721 00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,249 We were texting all night. And she sent me a sexy pic. 722 00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,606 - Yeah, right. - Shut up. 723 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,211 Mm-hm. 724 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,885 That's a fight promo pic. 725 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,849 Not released yet though, bitch. 726 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,210 And she just said, "I'm sending an Uber for you," in 90 minutes, so both of you. 727 00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,727 Professional pics, Uber car... 728 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,565 She wants something from you and it ain't your dick, bro. 729 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:47,248 I agree. She probably wants you to make her some money now that you're Mini-Mark Cuban. 730 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,361 That's fine. Truth is, I'd rather work with her than date her, anyway. 731 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,363 Oh, you are so full of shit, Turtle. 732 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,603 Or maybe those skinny pills he's taking are filled with estrogen. 733 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,569 - Yo, yo. - Good morning, bro. 734 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,200 - Any word from Ari? - Radio silence. 735 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,442 He probably hasn't even watched it yet, Vin. 736 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,365 Yeah, maybe his DVD player broke. 737 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,248 Hey, sit down, bro. I made your favorite: 738 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,050 Hand-rolled croissants... 739 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,329 eggs Benedict with champagne sherry-infused béarnaise sauce... 740 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,687 and freshly squeezed guava juice. 741 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:18,921 That's your favorite. 742 00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,686 Johnny, this looks great, but I'm not really hungry. 743 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,046 Hey, come on. Even if Ari hated the movie, who gives a shit? 744 00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,009 He's still a fucking agent at heart. 745 00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,766 - Yeah, seriously, bro. Fuck Ari. - Yeah, fuck him. 746 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,126 Fuck Ari. 747 00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,367 Thanks, guys. 748 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,525 It's Ari. 749 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,040 - Think he heard us? - What'd he say? 750 00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,481 - He wants us to go out front. - Why? 751 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,208 - Wow. - Holy shit. 752 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,647 - Look at this! - I guess he didn't hate the movie. 753 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,888 No, actually, he loved it. 754 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,566 "Vinnie, I'm blown away. Blown away. 755 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,320 And, E, you've done good too." 756 00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,767 Any mention of me in that note, bro? 757 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:26,761 All right, here we go! 758 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,086 Oh, yeah, baby! 759 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,244 I really need an answer, Ari. Time is running out. 760 00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,563 Isn't my offering up my house for the ceremony enough, Lloyd? 761 00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:49,647 No. Even though that is so amazingly generous, this is so much more important to me. 762 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,211 I need more information. 763 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,528 - Like what? - Like what will you be wearing? 764 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,966 I know it can't be white... 765 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,771 - because you've been banged more times... - Ari. 766 00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:00,851 Hey, Liam. 767 00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:02,686 Go fuck yourself, Ari. 768 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,161 Forgive and forget, buddy. No? 769 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,404 Hey, Schindler. Leave no Jew behind! 770 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,722 - Ari?! - Listen, Lloyd, I love you. 771 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,490 But I just can't commit. 772 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:22,807 Really? 773 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,491 Hey, Ari. Tell me you're not parking there. 774 00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,644 My studio, Ed. Don't force me to revoke your parking privileges. 775 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,211 Fucking asshole. 776 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,485 Who is insane enough to park in my spot, Allen? 777 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,687 I do not know. 778 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,931 Tow it. Actually, I'm in a good mood. Just spit on it. 779 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,770 Oh, that's my car, Ari. 780 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,724 Travis McCredle's here to see you. 781 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,446 - I can see that now. - Sorry. 782 00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,081 - Didn't know where else to put it. - That's okay. 783 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,801 What's happening? You get a chance to look at Vinnie Chase's masterpiece? 784 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,730 I did. You got a minute to chat? 785 00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,849 Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Uh, hold all my calls, Allen. 786 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,480 Okay. But remember you have couples therapy at 11. 787 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,564 Oh, and, Ari. Ari. Do you still want me to spit on his car? 788 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,611 Wow, what a space. 789 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:16,966 Yeah, it's comfy, huh? 790 00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:18,770 You should see my father's office. 791 00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,048 I bet your father has a much nicer office. 792 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:25,529 No, my father doesn't believe in wasting money on extravagant office settings. 793 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,081 My father believes in putting money into product... 794 00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:31,130 whether that's pig's ears we're selling for dogs to chew... 795 00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,760 or methane gas for Middle Easterners to poison each other with. 796 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:38,124 Yes. Well, you know what, I tried your father. Waiting to hear back. 797 00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,090 I spoke to him. I told him he didn't need to call you until after we spoke. 798 00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:42,810 - Oh. - I, obviously, didn't like the movie... 799 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,485 as much as you did, Ari. 800 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,808 - No? - No, it's no masterpiece. 801 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,088 - Not from these eyes' perspective. - Well... 802 00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:52,005 And what type of training do you have to judge that? 803 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,811 I went to the Austin PA Film Academy for a semester... 804 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,486 and all my teachers said I had tremendous taste. 805 00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,961 I can see it in your wardrobe. 806 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,484 Look, Ari, I have thoughts about this movie... 807 00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,530 and my father would like for you to take them seriously. 808 00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,160 Thoughts? You have notes? 809 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,890 Whatever you wanna call them. 810 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:15,801 But most of them revolve around cutting out Vincent Chase's mutant brother. 811 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,520 - Drama. - Yeah. 812 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,490 He's an abomination and he's got to go. 813 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:27,285 The challenge for me was I was the only human in that scene. 814 00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,885 Everyone else was living dead. 815 00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:31,247 So how did that affect how you played the role? 816 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,526 It didn't. 817 00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,561 It couldn't. I had to be real. 818 00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:38,121 If I played in to it, no way it could be. 819 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,606 That's really interesting. 820 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:40,966 Yeah. 821 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,524 Now, come on, baby. Show me a little nip. 822 00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,489 - Please? - You are relentless. 823 00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,847 This is like our third session since last night. 824 00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,685 I'm a little stressed about an audition I got tomorrow. 825 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:55,287 And your voice, it soothes me. Take it as a compliment. 826 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,721 Fine. 827 00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,765 Unbutton your pants. 828 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,121 Oh, yeah, baby. 829 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,250 - Oh, yeah. - Mm. 830 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,482 Oh, that's what I'm talking about. 831 00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:07,960 - Jen! - Oh! 832 00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,406 What the fuck are you doing? 833 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,331 - Randy! You're supposed to be in Chatsworth. - Who the fuck is this loser? 834 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,488 You don't need to call me a loser, bro. 835 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,450 - Put some clothes on! - You're not supposed to be here! 836 00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,809 I'll find you. You'll pay for this. I'm gonna hunt you down... 837 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:24,009 - and you're gonna fucking pay for this! - Johnny, I'm so sorry. 838 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:25,764 Johnny, wanna drop me at editing? 839 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,605 - Yeah, sure, bro. - What the fuck are you doing? 840 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,770 - You think I should start a vodka company? - I think you'd kill it. 841 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,962 - But I don't even drink. - Really? 842 00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,168 Look, I got a ton of ideas. 843 00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,961 You should have a fitness app and, like, your own clothing line. 844 00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,766 What, you don't think my brand's doing fine already? 845 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,651 I think you could always be doing better, no? 846 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,087 I'm confused. Is this a business meeting? 847 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:55,087 Uh... 848 00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:57,288 - Because I didn't know. - I didn't know either. 849 00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,521 Is this a date? 850 00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,680 I don't cook for people who are trying to pitch me. 851 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,851 I thought a nice, normal guy wanted to hang out for once. 852 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,650 I did. I do. 853 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:10,566 No one under 250 pounds ever has the balls to talk to me. Should've known better. 854 00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:12,520 - No, no. It's not like that. - You should go. 855 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,523 - Just see yourself out, Turtle. - Look, Ronda, come on. 856 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,001 You should go before I feel like hitting something. 857 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,165 I'll call you an Uber. 858 00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,290 An UberX, actually. 859 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,008 Motherfucking asshole. 860 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,288 Well, what do you mean, he won't release any more money? Why not? 861 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:27,521 I'm dealing with it. 862 00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:30,803 - I thought you said his opinion didn't matter. - It doesn't, and I'm dealing with it. 863 00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,691 Well, you better deal fast because we can't finish the movie without money. 864 00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,888 Really? Because I thought we could finish it with Froot Loops. 865 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,361 You're funny, but did you tell Vince? Because he's on his way to editing. 866 00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,767 I'm telling you because it's your job... 867 00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,526 along with going over budget and being short, to tell him. 868 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,205 You need to call him because I'm walking into Lamaze class. 869 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,890 Nothing says you're working hard... 870 00:46:47,040 --> 00:46:50,442 more than Lamaze class at noon on a Wednesday, E. Thanks for nothing. 871 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:52,491 Hey, baby. 872 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,569 - I'm excited for therapy. - Don't be. It's a waste of fucking money. 873 00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,131 - Hey, Kelsey. - Ari. Melissa. 874 00:46:58,280 --> 00:46:59,725 - Hi. - You okay? 875 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:01,251 I'm here, so I'm fucked. 876 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,688 Since you're here, I'm guessing you're fucked as well. Nice seeing you. 877 00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:06,650 This should be fun. 878 00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,600 Breathe in. 879 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:12,327 One, two, three. 880 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,281 And continue. 881 00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,249 What about the name Ryan? 882 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,289 - For a boy or a girl? - Either. 883 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,286 I like it. 884 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,404 But Ryan Murphy created Glee. 885 00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,723 And you think people will confuse our baby with him? 886 00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,247 If we name our baby Ryan Murphy, then, yeah, I do. 887 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,522 Why does Chad Lowe keep staring at you? 888 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,207 Hey. How are you? 889 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,886 - Would you stop? - I just didn't know you were dating. 890 00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:47,441 We went out a couple of times. It's not a big deal. 891 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:51,207 - Wonder what the girl he's with thinks about it. - They're not together. 892 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,800 What are they doing in Lamaze class? 893 00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,048 What are we doing in Lamaze class? 894 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,123 - This is a fucked-up town. - Yeah. 895 00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,483 You know, I think we're better off if we don't question each other. 896 00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,450 I agree. But tell me you haven't had sex. 897 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,409 Oh, my God. Are you serious? 898 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,289 Well, you can't. Can you? 899 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,091 I mean, with the baby in there. You could hurt it, right? 900 00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,090 Relax, Eric. No, I'm not having sex. 901 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,282 And not because I haven't wanted to. 902 00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,442 Because, I don't know if you know this... 903 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,568 but pregnant women can get very horny. 904 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:23,644 Problem is, nobody wants to have sex with me. 905 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,564 I'd have sex with you. 906 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:29,609 Where are you headed with this? 907 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,451 Are you gonna tell me you love me and want me back again? 908 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,841 Who's talking about love? I'm talking about sex. 909 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,447 I'm saying that I would have sex with you right now if you really need it. 910 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,449 I just don't wanna get emotional. 911 00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,361 Do you know I haven't even been held in six months? 912 00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,847 I see that you're already getting emotional. 913 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,851 - Follow me home. - Seriously? 914 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,049 Yeah, sure. Why not? You're clean. I trust you. 915 00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:55,765 - Sloan. - Yeah. 916 00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:59,483 - I'm not really that clean. - What do you mean? 917 00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:03,561 I had sex with someone last night. 918 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:06,246 Oh, who? The "I want your cock" texter? 919 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,611 No, someone else. 920 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,491 Actually I had sex with the texter yesterday also. 921 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,530 - Two girls in 24 hours? - Well, not by design. 922 00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:15,960 Who are you? 923 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:20,011 And why do you always have to be so fucking honest? 924 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,321 That's just who I am. 925 00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,761 - And I guess that's why we're not together. - No. 926 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,447 We're not together because you fucked my stepmother. Don't ever forget that. 927 00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,762 And you told me that if I came clean and admitted it, you'd get over it. 928 00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,001 So don't forget that. 929 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:32,400 I tried, Eric. 930 00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:36,929 I mean, I didn't move to New York because I really wanted to try. I did. 931 00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,041 I'll talk to you later. 932 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,323 - Hello. - It's Melanie. 933 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,320 I need you to meet me at the Little Door in 30. 934 00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,966 - I didn't think I'd hear from you. - Eric, this isn't a social call. 935 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,407 I'm pregnant. And if you don't meet me in 30... 936 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,961 the next call you'll get is from my attorney. 937 00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:04,160 Eric. 938 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,721 I can't believe I'm gonna say this... 939 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,405 but I'm willing to try again. 940 00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,131 Did you hear what I said? 941 00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,167 Uh... 942 00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,728 Okay. Good talk. 943 00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:27,291 So why did you stop taking the "anger meds," as you call them? 944 00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,522 - I didn't think they were working. - I did. 945 00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:33,890 Except to affect me in places that I just didn't want to be affected. 946 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:37,840 - Have you been unable to maintain an erection? - I didn't say that. Did I say that? 947 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,209 - He's having trouble finishing. - Meaning that I can go all night. 948 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,407 Boom. 949 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,963 And now you feel that he's reverting back to his past behaviors. 950 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,363 It's as if we're in a time machine. 951 00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,086 The past behaviors that almost ended your marriage. 952 00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,321 Yes. 953 00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,524 You don't feel that is true, Ari? 954 00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,604 No, of course I don't feel that it's true, because it's not. 955 00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:01,440 I promised my wife that if she let me go back to work... 956 00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:05,525 it would be nothing but fun, and it has been. I do almost nothing but smile all day. 957 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:09,726 And the anger meds didn't make me calm. They just made me not able to come... 958 00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,651 which just made me angry and just made my wife sore. 959 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,247 Now, currently, I am a little bit stressed... 960 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,768 about this giant movie, because I haven't been able to see it until yesterday. 961 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,445 Thank God, it's fucking amazing. 962 00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,325 Suddenly this little punk bitch version of Forrest Gump... 963 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,880 thinks he has the authority to weigh in on cutting my movie star director's brother... 964 00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,686 and his fucking Foghorn Leghorn of a father won't call me back to tell me that he doesn't. 965 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:36,482 So, yes, I am a tiny, tiny bit stressed, which is normal, no? 966 00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,251 Why don't we keep the focus off work? 967 00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,329 - Tell her what you did today. - What does that have to do with anything? 968 00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,200 He told his ex-assistant that he could have his wedding at our house. 969 00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,800 - "Ex-assistant." He's like a daughter to me. - You didn't even ask me. 970 00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,243 - I thought you'd like it. - 300 gay men running around in our yard? 971 00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,448 You're making bigoted assumptions now, baby. 972 00:51:55,600 --> 00:52:00,242 He said it was it'd be a toga-themed wedding with glass dildos as centerpieces. 973 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,323 That was a joke, obviously. 974 00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,643 He has these highs and lows. 975 00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:09,283 Like, one minute he's on the phone, screaming, and the next he's on the ground, praying. 976 00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:12,728 And I have this feeling in my gut that he could explode at any second. 977 00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,927 It's just not true. 978 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,760 - I told you to turn that off. - I thought I did. Ahem. 979 00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,161 It could be the Texan or Vince... 980 00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:21,691 It's the studio. 981 00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,321 It's a new phone. I don't how to turn the ringer off. 982 00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,680 - Turn the whole power off. - Well, I don't know how to. 983 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,240 Well, it's the studio again. 984 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,607 - Don't answer that. - Well, it must be important. 985 00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,683 - Don't. - It could be about the Texan or Vince. 986 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,325 I have to take it. I... 987 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,168 - What? - Did you show a cut... 988 00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,891 of Vince's movie to Larsen McCredle's son? 989 00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:45,405 Yes. How do you know? 990 00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,369 The editor just called. 991 00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,966 - Apparently the kid showed up with notes. - Jesus. 992 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:51,610 - Is Vince there? - Not yet. 993 00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,808 But the kid said, and I'm quoting: 994 00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:56,201 "That pretty boy director is locked out... 995 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,767 along with everyone else, until I say so." 996 00:52:59,080 --> 00:53:01,082 Aargh! 997 00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:06,520 Ari? 998 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,444 - Ari? - I gotta go, Dana. 999 00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:16,962 I'm okay to continue. 1000 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,726 Look, maybe she did wanna bang you. My bad. 1001 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:25,562 - Yeah. Your bad. You totally got in my head. - Why don't you just call her and apologize? 1002 00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,843 I already did. She sent me straight to voicemail. Twice. 1003 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,729 Look, Turtle, I'm sorry. 1004 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:35,124 - But I got my own problems right now. - Don't fuck girls with boyfriends, you wouldn't. 1005 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,523 - She never mentioned she had a boyfriend. - I wouldn't worry about it. 1006 00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,920 Unless she sells you out, how's he gonna find you anyway? 1007 00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,371 Well, maybe he recognized me. 1008 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,091 What are the odds of that? A billion to one at least. 1009 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,806 - Could you please not make fun of me? - Ever? 1010 00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,284 All right, what's the problem? 1011 00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,081 You know what I'm auditioning for tomorrow? 1012 00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:57,641 Victim Number Three on The Mentalist. 1013 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:01,566 - An old, broken-down male ballerina. - Good part? 1014 00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:07,246 You know, I know people have looked at me as a joke for the past 20 years. 1015 00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,689 But in Vince's movie... 1016 00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:11,410 it felt like I found something. 1017 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,282 And I'm just praying that people see it... 1018 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,647 and that things really change for me. 1019 00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,088 I got a good feeling that they will. 1020 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:22,486 Thanks. 1021 00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:25,763 - Hey, is that E? - No. 1022 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,241 - Maybe. - That is E. 1023 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,647 Hang on. 1024 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,167 Yo, E! 1025 00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,168 - What are you doing? - Nothing. 1026 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,163 Where's your car? 1027 00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,322 Nobody walks in L.A., E. You look stupid. 1028 00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:49,167 My life is over. 1029 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:53,964 Come on, Travis. Open the door. 1030 00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:57,329 - I'm dealing with Ari on this, Vince. - On what? Come on! 1031 00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,401 - Just open the door! - Yo, Vinnie, what's up? 1032 00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,211 - Yo, what's up, Mark? - I'm doing some looping for Ted 3. 1033 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,767 - 3? How many of those are you gonna do? - Shit, I'll do 20 if I can. 1034 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,002 What's the matter? Your girlfriend lock you out of the editing room? 1035 00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:09,889 No, my co-financier. 1036 00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,646 You serious? My boys will break down the fucking door right now. 1037 00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,760 - I got the Hamster here. He's crazy. - I'm crazy. 1038 00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,441 - Vinnie. - What's up, Ari? 1039 00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,683 - What kind of shit studio you running here? - Mark, hey. Calm down. 1040 00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,047 Dude, I'm calm. But you better get excited. 1041 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,123 You don't want everybody around town thinking that this is how you treat your filmmakers. 1042 00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,886 - What the fuck is going on? - I am dealing with it. 1043 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,963 E said he won't release any more money. 1044 00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,167 - Can he do that? - Ari. 1045 00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:31,961 He's got issues. 1046 00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,282 - He doesn't like the movie? - It doesn't matter. 1047 00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:35,920 Tell him the truth. 1048 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:39,482 - Yeah, seriously. Ari, come on, speak! - Tell him the truth. Don't be shy. 1049 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:43,690 He doesn't like Drama. He wants to cut him out. 1050 00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,570 - Johnny? - That's fucked up, Vince. 1051 00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:50,805 I'm doing my show Wahlburgers at A&E. If they try to cut my mother, I'd kill somebody. 1052 00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,042 Even if she sucked as bad as Drama probably sucks. 1053 00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:56,164 You guys know Reggie from Jordan, right? You want some shoes? 1054 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,163 - No, no, we're good, Mark. - Gotcha. 1055 00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:01,164 - I'm not cutting out Johnny. - No, you're not. 1056 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,810 I will take care of it. 1057 00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,047 You better. 1058 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,009 Oh, shit. That's Ari Gold. 1059 00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:16,803 Have the redneck country-ass hick in editing bay three dragged off my lot. 1060 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:21,204 If he resists, you have my permission to shoot him in the fucking head! 1061 00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,284 You're like an NBA player, E. 1062 00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,528 Imagine when someone says, "You have twins?" 1063 00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:32,321 He says, "No, they're not twins. One was born in October, one in April." 1064 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:35,131 - Like miniature Irish twins. - You guys are funny... 1065 00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:38,648 - but what do I do? - Take a breath. You don't even know it's yours. 1066 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,326 - Yeah, or if she wants it. - Well, she wants something. 1067 00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,246 - You guys don't have to wait. - We know. We will anyway. 1068 00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,004 He's a fucking idiot. Who cares what he thinks? 1069 00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:01,448 Someone, apparently, because they're letting him hold my film hostage. 1070 00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,120 - Not to pile on... - What? 1071 00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:08,126 Well, my publicist called and said that Just Jared wants to know if we're dating. 1072 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,524 I don't care. Up to you. Tell them whatever you're comfortable with. 1073 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,444 That wasn't their only question. 1074 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:14,840 - No? - No. 1075 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,731 They wanted to confirm that there's something wrong with the movie... 1076 00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:20,247 - since you canceled the screening. - Oh, Jesus. 1077 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,801 - What did you tell them? - That it was great. 1078 00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,129 Do you really think it's great? 1079 00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:28,960 Yes. 1080 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,331 Now, stop. 1081 00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,369 You're too good-looking to be insecure. 1082 00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,090 I'm gonna call E. 1083 00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,805 - Ha. - Fuck you doing? 1084 00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,167 We're hungry. 1085 00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,005 Eric. 1086 00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,091 Hey. 1087 00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:55,441 - Paula. - Yeah, of course. 1088 00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,206 - Hi. How are you? - Good. Funny running into you here. 1089 00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,931 I wanted to talk to you, but we didn't exchange numbers. 1090 00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:02,360 Yeah, I know. Sorry about that. 1091 00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:06,405 - Do you mind if I sit for a minute? - You know, actually, I have a meeting right now. 1092 00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:09,609 - Is there any way I can call you later? - We had sex last night... 1093 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,922 - so I'm gonna sit for one minute. - Okay. 1094 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,970 - Isn't that the girl he banged last night? - I think so. 1095 00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:18,044 - She the one that got pregnant? - I can't keep up with this guy. 1096 00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,329 I just wanted to say that that was really fast for me. 1097 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,164 I don't usually do that that fast. 1098 00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:24,367 Me either. 1099 00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,289 It was something about you. 1100 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:30,007 Like, you just seemed so sweet and innocent. 1101 00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:31,881 Is that an act? 1102 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,368 - No. - Really? 1103 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,724 - Hey. - Hey. 1104 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,724 - Is that the other one? - I don't know. I guess. 1105 00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:42,286 This could get ugly. 1106 00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,204 - Should we do something? - Yeah. 1107 00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:46,806 - Take pictures. - What, did you bring a date? 1108 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:50,163 No, no, no. We just ran into each other. I just met him last night. 1109 00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:51,924 - Oh. - Is this your girlfriend? 1110 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,367 - Uh... - Last night you said you didn't have one. 1111 00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,329 I don't. I don't have a girlfriend. 1112 00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,403 No, no, no. I'm not his girlfriend. 1113 00:58:58,560 --> 00:58:59,846 Excuse me. 1114 00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:01,811 Although, we did have sex... 1115 00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:03,769 uh, yesterday. 1116 00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:06,690 Are you serious? So did we. 1117 00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,691 - Did he get you pregnant also? - Not that I know of. 1118 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:13,049 You better check because, apparently, he has very strong swimmers. 1119 00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,682 Okay, um, I will go to the gyno today. 1120 00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,450 What time did you guys have sex? 1121 00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,045 Like 6 a.m. Why? 1122 00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:22,526 Okay, so you're fine. 1123 00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:25,968 The reason why I wanted to talk to you today... 1124 00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:28,401 This is, like, embarrassing. Um... 1125 00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:30,801 - You might need to go to the doctor too. - What? 1126 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,923 I really don't wanna talk about this in front of her. 1127 00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,082 - Talk about what? - Ugh. 1128 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,644 Okay, I might have something. It's probably not contagious. 1129 00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,888 - Ew. - Don't get nasty with me, bitch. 1130 00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:43,920 - What do you have, like herpes or something? - Can you shut the fuck up? 1131 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,322 Shh. Girls, I don't know what to say to you at the same time... 1132 00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,888 Why don't you say you're sorry for being another typical L.A. douchebag? 1133 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:53,281 - Because I'm not. - Well, we think you are. 1134 00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,608 Who runs around and uses as many girls as he can. 1135 00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,524 - I don't. - Well, we think you do. 1136 00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:01,083 - "We"? - We used to live together, Eric. 1137 01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,886 We haven't spoke in a little, but we did this morning... 1138 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,610 and somehow your name came up. 1139 01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,761 - So you're not really pregnant. - No. 1140 01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:13,201 - And you don't have herpes. - No. 1141 01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:14,601 Thank God! 1142 01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,250 This was pointless. 1143 01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,368 No. This isn't pointless. I get the point. 1144 01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:21,569 Thank you. Well, not thank you, but, I mean, I'm sorry. 1145 01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,000 What the fuck? 1146 01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:29,129 It's still too bleak. 1147 01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,726 Yes, this movie will be an Oscar contender... 1148 01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:33,520 but it also has commercial appeal as well. 1149 01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:36,689 The poster needs to let toothless guys in Texas... 1150 01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,320 who snort meth and possibly fuck their sisters... 1151 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,051 know that it's also fun for a Saturday night. 1152 01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,083 If only we could see it, Ari. 1153 01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:46,931 DVDs are being made as we speak. Everyone can see it now. 1154 01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:48,770 - You've seen it? - Oh, yes. 1155 01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,365 - And it works? - It works, Dana. 1156 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,761 I saw it last night. Ha-ha-ha. 1157 01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,440 It works so well, in fact, that tonight, after everyone goes home... 1158 01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:59,685 I might sneak onto the set, go into the Hyde laboratory and masturbate into a beaker. 1159 01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,842 Ari. John Ellis keeps calling. 1160 01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,248 - The chairman of the studio? - I know who he is. 1161 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:07,481 He's on the lot. 1162 01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,603 - John Ellis is on the lot? - Yeah. 1163 01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:10,807 What'd he say? 1164 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,011 He said to tell you to get your ass up to his office. Now. 1165 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,130 What should I, uh, tell him? 1166 01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:24,127 You tell him to get his ass down to my office. 1167 01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:27,005 Now! 1168 01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,323 Ari. Ari! 1169 01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,130 He said what? 1170 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,650 Motherfucker. 1171 01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,051 Ari. Hey, buddy. 1172 01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:53,727 - Dude, what's this May 4th release date? - I don't have any time for this. 1173 01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:56,201 - Come on, dude. Are you serious? - I'll talk to Marketing. We'll get on it. 1174 01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:59,921 We're up against Tyler Perry, the new Hunger Games. We'll get slaughtered. 1175 01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:02,082 You know what, I don't know you. 1176 01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:12,440 Hey, Warren. 1177 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:15,729 - What the hell did you do to John Ellis? - It's all good. 1178 01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:18,451 - You know how much of the studio I own? - The whole thing. 1179 01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,090 Yeah, well, fix it, Ari. 1180 01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:22,208 It's done. Thank you, Warren. 1181 01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:36,167 - Ari! Ari! - I can't now, Jess. 1182 01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,049 Are you kidding me? 1183 01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:41,649 I just got off the phone with fucking Kives... 1184 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,883 and he said that you still haven't greenlit my passion project. 1185 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,566 - No, I know. Jess, we're going... - What the fuck? 1186 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:51,406 Do you think I give a shit about zombie apocalypse? What the fuck is that? 1187 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,403 I'm dealing with a first-time director here... 1188 01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:57,610 who's more interested in Instagramming my ass. Hashtag "Jessica Alba's ass." 1189 01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:59,364 - Well... - Are you kidding me? 1190 01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:03,127 Look me in the face. I'm gonna walk off this project... 1191 01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,601 - if you don't greenlight my movie. - Done. 1192 01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,404 - Swear. - I swear to you, it's done. 1193 01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:08,641 - Swear. - It's done. 1194 01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:10,251 - On your mom. - Yeah, on my mom. 1195 01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:34,810 Are you out of your fucking mind? 1196 01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:37,611 - Relax, John. Your heart. - I don't have a heart problem. 1197 01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:39,728 No, but you're old. Heh. 1198 01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:41,041 You think this is funny? 1199 01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:43,123 You told me when I took this job that I wouldn't have to answer to McCredle. 1200 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,204 I didn't know you would go over budget on your first shot. 1201 01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:49,045 It doesn't matter what a movie costs. Only what it makes. 1202 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:52,568 - This one is going to make... - Ari, I put my reputation on the line... 1203 01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:53,921 to get you this job. 1204 01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:55,764 No, you begged me to take this job. 1205 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:57,843 Actually, you begged me to take your job. 1206 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,641 And then you took your offer back and told me that you were going to groom me. 1207 01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:05,089 - For one year. - And this is your idea of grooming? 1208 01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:07,288 This is the new world. We're all in it. 1209 01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:08,566 We minimize our risk. 1210 01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:13,044 And maximize our position as pussies by kowtowing to cowtippers? 1211 01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:17,848 I told you, with this movie, I didn't want any of their fucking farm money. 1212 01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,042 - I didn't need it. - The board disagreed. 1213 01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:22,165 And so did I. 1214 01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,164 About how much you spent and about how you made it. 1215 01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:27,811 So this is all about Vince. 1216 01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:31,601 Nobody thought he had any business directing this film. You bullied it through. 1217 01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:34,280 That's why you wanted me to succeed you. 1218 01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,761 - I bully everything through. - See it any way you like. 1219 01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:40,010 I'm taking you off this movie. Dana Gordon is in charge now. 1220 01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,970 We made a great movie that this idiot is trying to fuck up. 1221 01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:47,091 This idiot's father owns half the fucking negative, and you know it. 1222 01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,641 He can toss it in the garbage if he decides to. 1223 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:52,121 - You have the... - Dana has this covered. 1224 01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:53,890 You stay the fuck out of it. 1225 01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:55,530 Hey, John. You can't do this. 1226 01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:57,648 Ari, I just did. 1227 01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:03,491 Yo, E, what the fuck? I've been calling you for two hours. 1228 01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:07,008 Sorry, my phone's dead. You cannot imagine what I've been dealing with. 1229 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:10,289 - These girls here are crazy. - I'm never touching another one again. 1230 01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,807 Why, because of this or because no one'll let you? 1231 01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:14,371 Guys, you know I love you all, but right now... 1232 01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:16,204 I don't give a fuck about what you're talking about. 1233 01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:20,888 We got a real problem with this Travis guy, and I need my manager-producer back now, okay? 1234 01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:22,246 Okay. 1235 01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:25,244 Did Ari tell you why he's not gonna release the money? 1236 01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:27,602 - He didn't like the movie? - What didn't he like? 1237 01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:29,566 Is it me? 1238 01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,969 Please, for the love of God, tell me it's not me he didn't like. 1239 01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:37,521 What kind of a sick, narcissistic fuck are you? 1240 01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:41,127 - Not everything in the world is about you. - Seriously, Drama. 1241 01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:46,846 Just cut me out, bro. 1242 01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:48,121 Johnny, stop. 1243 01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:49,361 No, I get it. 1244 01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:50,601 Just cut me. 1245 01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:52,564 The good life wasn't meant for me. 1246 01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:56,526 I was given the gift of delusional confidence, but not any real talent. 1247 01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,563 Will you shut up and put that shit down? 1248 01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:02,685 - You should be drinking my tequila anyway. - Real men drink whiskey, Turtle. 1249 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:12,371 Vince. 1250 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:17,884 I don't want you to fuck up your movie because of me, bro. 1251 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,407 You're worth more to the universe than I am. 1252 01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,005 And I'm finally okay with that. 1253 01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:24,171 Johnny. 1254 01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,846 This movie is what it is because of you... 1255 01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:28,201 and because of E... 1256 01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:30,931 and even Turtle. Because we do things we love. 1257 01:06:31,080 --> 01:06:34,482 Not things some rich prick, whose daddy gives him everything, tells us to. 1258 01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:37,406 You're really good in this movie. Tell him, guys. 1259 01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:40,971 I didn't even think you could act until I saw this. 1260 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,161 Thanks. 1261 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:44,890 Don't worry, we'll handle it. 1262 01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:48,487 If it doesn't work out, we can always move back to Queens with Ma, right? 1263 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,769 I don't wanna go back to Queens, bro! 1264 01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:52,160 I'll handle it. 1265 01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:54,601 I like the weather out here too much. 1266 01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:02,570 - Hello? - Guess what? 1267 01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:05,769 I know who you are: Tarvold from Viking Quest. 1268 01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:07,570 And I'm gonna fucking kill you! 1269 01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:09,529 Hey, pal, guess what? 1270 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,411 I'm already dead. 1271 01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:14,883 So fucking bring it! 1272 01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:20,722 Hey! There he is. 1273 01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:22,962 - Travis. Thanks for making the time. - No, thank you for coming to me. 1274 01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:24,960 - How are you? - You're sitting in on this too? 1275 01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:27,410 Uh, yeah. 1276 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:29,045 Okay. Look. 1277 01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:31,521 I'm real sorry about earlier, Vince. 1278 01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:36,643 - But that Ari just wouldn't let me be heard. - Probably being protective. He's like that. 1279 01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:39,883 Well, I'm just being protective of my money. I'm like that. 1280 01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:41,644 - We understand that. - I'm sorry. 1281 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:44,201 I know we met before, but what is your involvement in this again? 1282 01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:46,681 - I'm the producer of the movie. - And my manager. 1283 01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:48,001 Oh, yeah! 1284 01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:52,051 Uh, you were the guy on Piers Morgan, spinning pizza dough, right? 1285 01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,931 Vince, you take care of more people than Red Cross, huh? 1286 01:07:55,080 --> 01:07:57,082 I like to think they take care of me. 1287 01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,527 It's probably best to think of it that way, yeah. 1288 01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:02,451 Uh, so listen, I'd love to hear your thoughts on the movie. 1289 01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,961 - I know you have some issues with my brother. - Yeah. 1290 01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:06,610 - He's not good. - Well... 1291 01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:10,367 - Yeah, I disagree. - It's probably because you're too close to it. 1292 01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,245 You can't see it clearly because he's your brother. 1293 01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,044 As an artist, I'm pretty unbiased. 1294 01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:18,966 Maybe there's a bigger issue that's making you not like his character, Travis. 1295 01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:21,964 He's pretty pivotal in the movie, including the final scene. 1296 01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:24,248 I don't understand how you could cut him out. 1297 01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:26,846 Yeah, I think that bigger issue thing makes sense. 1298 01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,731 Oh. Did you have other problems with the movie? 1299 01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:33,282 - Yeah, I did. I gave Ari a whole list. - Maybe you could be more specific. 1300 01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,565 You're putting me in an awkward position here, Vince... 1301 01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:39,530 because not only are you the director, you're the star. 1302 01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:41,921 It's okay. I won't take anything personally. 1303 01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:44,811 With a movie, there are so many parts that have to come together. 1304 01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:47,008 So tell me, what exactly didn't you like? 1305 01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:49,083 Well, okay. 1306 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:51,250 Aside from your brother... 1307 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,481 I didn't like you. 1308 01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:59,370 Understand, this is really strange for me, because I really am a big fan of yours. 1309 01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:03,764 I'm probably the only person in the whole world who liked that Medellin thing that you did. 1310 01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:07,766 But, with this, you know, it's like you were trying to do this kooky thing... 1311 01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:10,810 like Johnny Depp did in Pirates of the Caribbean. 1312 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,606 Now, what he did, he went out on a limb. 1313 01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:16,650 And it could've been stupid, but, God, it worked. 1314 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:18,729 What you did here, though... 1315 01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:20,281 it just didn't. 1316 01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:22,442 Maybe that's because you directed it... 1317 01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:25,046 and all you had was your buddy looking over your shoulder. 1318 01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:27,282 You don't have anyone who can come in and say: 1319 01:09:27,440 --> 01:09:30,410 "Hey, this is getting kinda fucked up and goofy." 1320 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,204 But it most certainly was. 1321 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,480 You should've punched him right in the fucking face. 1322 01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:40,040 - Oh, believe me, I thought about it. - Maybe we are too close to it. Maybe I do suck. 1323 01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:42,561 - Pfft. - You know what, bro? 1324 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:45,803 If you do, at least we suck together. 1325 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,847 - It's good, right, baby? - Yes, Ari. 1326 01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:56,682 - You like it? - Yes. 1327 01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:58,649 - But do you love it? - I love it. 1328 01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:01,168 - You wouldn't lie to me, would you? - No. 1329 01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:02,806 - Then say it again. - I love it, Ari. 1330 01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:04,041 - Say it again, honey. - I love it! 1331 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,407 It's the best movie Vince has ever done! 1332 01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:07,641 Now can we finish? 1333 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,401 The meds are still in me, baby. I'm not sure I can. 1334 01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:14,810 Then get off because I was done, like, 20 minutes ago. 1335 01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:17,526 I'm sorry. 1336 01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:19,728 It's this kid. He's killing me. 1337 01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:22,167 I know I haven't been great to you lately, baby. 1338 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:26,445 You know that I didn't come back for the money. I came back to leave a legacy. 1339 01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:28,689 To make my family proud. 1340 01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:33,443 And I wanna go out on my own terms. And this kid is trying to hobble me. 1341 01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:35,204 Like Tonya Harding. 1342 01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,087 And I can't have it because he's wrong. 1343 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:40,971 Drama sucking, I could've maybe bought that. 1344 01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:42,201 But Vince? 1345 01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:45,284 No. I'm a million percent sure he is wrong. 1346 01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:48,482 It's just his opinion. 1347 01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:50,489 What can you do? 1348 01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:01,600 Thanks, Hector. I won't be long. 1349 01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:03,961 - What, Ari, no suit? - Not tonight, DV. 1350 01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:18,050 Who told you where I was staying? 1351 01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:20,485 My office booked your room for you. 1352 01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:21,971 - Can I come in? - No. 1353 01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:24,088 You haven't returned any of my calls. 1354 01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:26,322 - Ari, I have people here. - I don't mind. 1355 01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:28,289 Oh. Sorry about that. 1356 01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:31,205 Didn't realize you were in the middle of a work session. 1357 01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:35,410 Maybe I should call security and have your ass dragged out. How would you like that? 1358 01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:39,241 I am sorry about that, but we do have what are known as protocols. 1359 01:11:39,440 --> 01:11:42,125 - Even in this lawless town. - My father wants to shoot you. 1360 01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:44,203 We could have a Mexican standoff, then. 1361 01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:48,121 Because after looking at your long list of proposed changes to my movie... 1362 01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:52,848 I wanna shoot myself because they don't make any fucking sense. 1363 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,331 I agree. 1364 01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:57,286 - With what? - I'm grasping at straws here, Ari. 1365 01:11:57,440 --> 01:11:59,169 I don't know how to fix my problems. 1366 01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:01,527 - Vincent Chase's great in this movie. - Bullshit. 1367 01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:05,685 He sucks. His too-pretty face ruins the fucking thing. It's distracting. 1368 01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:08,611 How the hell are you gonna fix his face with editing? 1369 01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:10,484 I guess I'm not. 1370 01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,608 Which is why I told my father we should bite the bullet... 1371 01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:14,370 put some more money into it... 1372 01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:17,490 and reshoot it with new actors and a different director. 1373 01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:20,923 Reshoot? Do you have any idea what that'll cost? 1374 01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:22,889 That's your job to figure out. 1375 01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:26,089 But I'll bet that there's a cheap way to do it digitally. 1376 01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:29,006 Hell, I saw Tupac Shakur in concert last year. 1377 01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:31,640 That guy's been dead 20 years. 1378 01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:34,848 You had no problem with Vince at the party. 1379 01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,570 A fan, even. 1380 01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:38,563 Did something happen? 1381 01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:41,288 I don't know what you're talking about. 1382 01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:45,962 - What happened? - I don't know what you're talking about, Ari. 1383 01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:49,044 But if you don't leave right now, I really will call security. 1384 01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:54,247 This guy's really gonna screw up $100 million movie... 1385 01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:57,085 - because of a personal problem? - That's what Ari says. 1386 01:12:57,240 --> 01:13:00,449 - Says he wants to replace me with a hologram. - Can they even do that? 1387 01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:03,007 I was replaced with a digital character once. 1388 01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:04,889 But that was before filming began. 1389 01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:07,447 What could I possibly have done to this guy? 1390 01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:11,286 Did you shake hands when you met him? Southerners, real particular about manners. 1391 01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:12,885 I think so. 1392 01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:15,168 Oh, boy. Armie Hammer, 12 o'clock. 1393 01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:16,601 Oh, good God. 1394 01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:19,684 Yo, Vinnie Chase. The DJ from hell. 1395 01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:22,047 - What's up, Armie? - What's up? 1396 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:27,249 - You know that I was dating Emily, right? - Emily? I thought you guys broke up. 1397 01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:29,289 I don't see how that fucking matters. 1398 01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:32,322 No, this isn't the time or the place. 1399 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,920 But just know that I will enjoy sneaking up behind you... 1400 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,640 and snatching the fucking life out of you. 1401 01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:40,567 You know what I'm talking about, right, Drama? 1402 01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,489 You guys enjoy your salads. 1403 01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:48,486 - That was awkward. - He's a lot bigger than I thought. 1404 01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,722 Why didn't you just tell him it wasn't true? 1405 01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:52,291 Because it is true. 1406 01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:55,410 - Really. Since when? - Since after the screening. 1407 01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:59,282 I went over there later, after she was done watching the movie with Travis. 1408 01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:03,001 What? 1409 01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:06,324 A girl? This whole thing is over a fucking girl? 1410 01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:07,686 You guys are being crazy. 1411 01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:09,689 I can't believe you were with Emily and you didn't tell us. 1412 01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:10,881 Why would I tell you? 1413 01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:12,929 Because most of the fun of being with a girl that hot... 1414 01:14:13,080 --> 01:14:16,448 - is that you get to tell your friends about it. - Turtle, I think we define "fun" differently. 1415 01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:18,762 - I can't believe this. - Believe what? 1416 01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:20,922 There's no way Travis could know about this. 1417 01:14:21,080 --> 01:14:22,491 - No way. - Why not? 1418 01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:25,411 He probably waited outside of her house after she got rid of him. 1419 01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:27,921 We're the only ones dumb enough to not realize you'd go over there. 1420 01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:30,003 Come on. That's ridiculous. 1421 01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:35,721 - Think he drives a yellow Lamborghini? - I know it. He had it on the lot. Why? 1422 01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:40,522 Jesus fuck. You couldn't just hold off one night? 1423 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:44,571 - We're a year into this thing. - Seriously, Vin. This will set up our next 20. 1424 01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:47,161 - And give me a life. - I hope she was worth it. 1425 01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:50,290 You really saying I should've kept away from her because of him? 1426 01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:52,283 I mean, is that who we are? 1427 01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:56,449 - I would've banged her. - Yeah, me too. 1428 01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:59,126 - Wife might even give me a pass for her. - Ha-ha-ha. 1429 01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:01,009 - Fuck him. - No, seriously. Fuck him. 1430 01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:03,447 We don't need him. I'll put up the eight million. 1431 01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:05,847 How much fucking money did this guy make? 1432 01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:09,288 Vin, I'm serious. Not just because I love you. I love this movie. 1433 01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:11,244 I appreciate it, Turtle, but I can't let you do that. 1434 01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:13,329 - I'll put up the money. - I'll split it. 1435 01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:15,323 - Thank you. - I'm strapped, bro. 1436 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:19,209 All the love in this room is really fucking touching, but you can't. 1437 01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:21,328 It's McCredle's movie. He doesn't need or want your money. 1438 01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:24,086 - So that's it? - No. I will handle this, as usual. 1439 01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:26,163 - How? - Don't worry, Carrot Bottom. 1440 01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:27,606 I got ideas. Later. 1441 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,604 - Later. - Later. 1442 01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:32,164 I can't believe there's nothing we can do. 1443 01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:35,210 I got an audition at 3. Who wants to run lines with me? 1444 01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:36,885 - No way. - Not a chance. 1445 01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:40,481 - Ronda finally answered my text. - What'd she say? 1446 01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:44,685 She said, "If you want to apologize, do it in person like a man." 1447 01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:46,365 You guys wanna come with? 1448 01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:48,050 - Sure. - Sure. 1449 01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:52,602 You are the master of your universe... 1450 01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:55,969 - if you control your own physical universe. - Om. 1451 01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:59,567 I will solve this problem. 1452 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,731 Calmness and control of breath... 1453 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:06,322 - are keys to success. - Om. 1454 01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:10,246 I will figure this out. 1455 01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:13,927 Put fear to the side... 1456 01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:17,721 - for fear will conquer you. - Om. 1457 01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:22,482 I will let no man see the darkness inside of me. 1458 01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:25,486 Om. 1459 01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:30,720 I will learn how to stop this fucking phone from overtaking my fucking calming CD! 1460 01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,121 - What? - About the wedding, Ari. 1461 01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:34,964 Lloyd, I've got bigger problems... 1462 01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:38,283 than who's gonna give you away at your big fat gay wedding. 1463 01:16:38,440 --> 01:16:39,601 Call your boys at Grindr. 1464 01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:41,603 - I'm sure there's an app for that. - Listen, Ari... 1465 01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:44,120 I just got finished talking to a classroom of 8th graders... 1466 01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:46,521 about the future of the agenting business. 1467 01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:50,844 And as I looked at their little faces, it hit me. My father is not coming to my wedding. 1468 01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:52,485 That is not my problem, Lloyd. 1469 01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,927 - Do you know why he's not coming? - I don't care. 1470 01:16:55,080 --> 01:16:58,004 It's because he hasn't spoken to me since I came out. 1471 01:16:58,160 --> 01:17:01,562 He didn't know before that? Who is he, the guy from The Crying Game? 1472 01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:05,890 - You're the closest thing I have to a father now. - Lloyd! I can't deal with this. 1473 01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:08,964 Not while I'm trying to figure out how to save this movie... 1474 01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:12,169 which is the most important investment I have ever made. 1475 01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:14,971 You invest in people, Ari, not product. 1476 01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:17,600 That's why I have succeeded, and that's why you will. 1477 01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:19,330 - Oh, and Ari? - What? 1478 01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:20,720 I love you. 1479 01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,526 Fuck! Fuck! 1480 01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:30,205 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 1481 01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:31,930 Fuck! 1482 01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:41,011 Still time to leave. I don't think she saw you yet. 1483 01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:44,410 Oops. 1484 01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:45,686 Too late. 1485 01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:48,485 Hey, Ronda. 1486 01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:52,522 Hey, Turtle. What, do you bring your backup dancers everywhere? 1487 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:54,526 Sorry, Vince. 1488 01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:58,409 - You said if I wanted to apologize... - What is there to apologize about? 1489 01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:01,769 - I didn't want you to have the wrong idea. - What was the right idea? 1490 01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:03,001 I wanted... 1491 01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:06,846 - Yeah, I want to take you out. - So then why this talk about us doing business? 1492 01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:10,925 Because this guy got in my head, telling me there's no way you'd be interested in me. 1493 01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:15,444 Not very manly to let another guy influence what you do with a lady, bro. 1494 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:16,840 Especially this guy. 1495 01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:20,244 Listen, Ronda. Turtle's shy and he really likes you. 1496 01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:22,084 He could care less about business. 1497 01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:25,642 - Everyone in this town has an angle. - I don't. I really, really don't. 1498 01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:28,810 Let me prove it. What do you wanna do? You wanna take me in the ring? 1499 01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:31,406 - I'll let you beat me up for a round. - Let me? 1500 01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:34,683 Heh-heh. You know, he does box and do some cardio. 1501 01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:37,210 I meant, like, I won't fight back. 1502 01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:40,489 You couldn't last 30 seconds with me if your life depended on it. 1503 01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:43,885 - I could really hurt you. - I last 30 seconds... 1504 01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:47,442 - you let me take you on a date. - Last 60 and I'll let you fuck me. 1505 01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:53,925 - How much time? - Three seconds! 1506 01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:56,009 - What do I do? What do I do? - Something! 1507 01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:57,366 - Anything! - Pray! 1508 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,482 - She's got the armbar! - That's not good! 1509 01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:01,880 - Tap out, Turtle! - Time? 1510 01:19:02,040 --> 01:19:03,280 Fifteen seconds! 1511 01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:04,805 Tap or I'll break it. 1512 01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:06,962 - How much time? - Ten seconds! 1513 01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:08,849 - Do you think I'm bluffing? - Tap out! 1514 01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,650 - You won't do it! - It isn't worth it, Turtle. 1515 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:12,768 - Don't tap out! - Ronda, I don't quit. 1516 01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:15,048 - I just wanted to take you to dinner! - Fine! 1517 01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:18,611 - Oh! - Aagh! 1518 01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:25,486 Larsen McCredle's office. 1519 01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:30,323 - It's Ari Gold again. - Mr. Gold, I have told you 20 times already... 1520 01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:32,801 Mr. McCredle is unavailable to speak with you. 1521 01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:34,883 And I told you 20 times I need to speak with him. 1522 01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:36,650 - Where's Dana? - Meeting. 1523 01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:40,043 Try him again and tell him it's an emergency regarding his son. 1524 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:41,531 Everything okay with Travis? 1525 01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:43,364 - Have you seen the movie Taken? - Yes. 1526 01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:45,568 Think of me as the Liam Neeson character... 1527 01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,644 and Mr. McCredle as my target if I don't hear back from him. 1528 01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:50,808 - Have you heard back from Dana? - She's still in that meeting. 1529 01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:53,042 - What meeting? - Laura didn't know. 1530 01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:56,682 - Have you tried John Ellis again? - Yes. Apparently he's in the same meeting. 1531 01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:58,490 Think the Texas money guy's in town. 1532 01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:02,644 And you don't think this is information that I could've used? 1533 01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:03,847 Where is this meeting? 1534 01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,207 I'm not supposed to say. I can call Dana. 1535 01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:10,610 - Where's the fucking meeting? - John's house in Santa Barbara. 1536 01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:12,808 - Should I tell them you're coming? - Nope! 1537 01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:16,489 Tell them to build a big fucking bomb shelter. 1538 01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:19,648 No, I didn't study these dance moves. 1539 01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:21,404 I was born with them. 1540 01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:24,245 No, I didn't study these dance moves. 1541 01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:26,562 Ah... 1542 01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:28,370 - Euripides. Euripides. - Uh... 1543 01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:30,363 Can you do that to yourself, please? 1544 01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:32,488 It's my process, asshole. 1545 01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:34,409 - Euripides. Aeschylus. - Douchebag. 1546 01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:37,643 Lemona, lumina, lino... Lemona, luminum, linoleum. 1547 01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:39,131 Yeah, hey, Mom. 1548 01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:43,524 No, I'm just on this lame audition with a bunch of shitheads. Yeah. 1549 01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:45,045 - Johnny Chase? - Yeah. 1550 01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:46,406 You're next. 1551 01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:48,767 Oh. Don't fuck this up, Drama. 1552 01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:50,604 - Fuck you. - We know you will. 1553 01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:52,489 - Jimmy Chase is next. - Hey. 1554 01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,765 - Hey, Richard. I didn't know you were doing this. - Yeah. 1555 01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:57,770 That's great. Now I'm excited. 1556 01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:00,571 Aw, thanks. Well, thanks for coming in, Jimmy. 1557 01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:03,848 - "Jimmy"? - No? 1558 01:21:04,040 --> 01:21:07,408 - No. Johnny. - Oh. That's my fault. 1559 01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:10,211 I'm so sorry. It's "Johnny." I told him "Jimmy." 1560 01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:12,647 There was a Jimmy in earlier. I think that's it. 1561 01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:15,491 He's Vinnie Chase's brother. 1562 01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:17,523 I know. Yeah. 1563 01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:19,848 You're Vinnie Chase's brother? 1564 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,331 - Yeah. - Wow. 1565 01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:24,842 - You look nothing like him. - Not even a little. 1566 01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:26,286 You know, we've met before. 1567 01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:28,801 - We have? - Yeah. West Wing. 1568 01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:31,964 - Did you do an episode? - No, I got cast in the pilot. 1569 01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:34,688 And then replaced after the table read. 1570 01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:38,208 - Huh. Well, you missed a pretty good run. - Heh. 1571 01:21:39,080 --> 01:21:41,686 Uh, any notes before I get started? 1572 01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:43,683 Nope. No notes, Johnny. 1573 01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:47,047 Whenever you're ready, Sarah will read with you. 1574 01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:51,480 Okay. 1575 01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:53,768 - Did you go to school for dance? - Oh, my God. 1576 01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:56,483 - What? - I'm sorry. Nothing. 1577 01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:58,489 - Just keep going. - What? 1578 01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:01,482 Did you go to school for dance? 1579 01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:04,286 No, I didn't study these dance moves. 1580 01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:06,209 I was born with them. 1581 01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:08,169 - Oh, my God! - What? 1582 01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:10,488 Sorry, Johnny. We're getting all this on tape. 1583 01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:12,608 It's great, just keep reading with Sarah. 1584 01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:16,367 - Sarah, keep going with the... - Would you describe yourself as flexible? 1585 01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:18,727 Well, I guess you could say I am pretty limber. 1586 01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:20,484 Jesus Christ! 1587 01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:21,721 Are you guys joking? 1588 01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:24,121 - I'm trying to act here. - Ha-ha-ha. 1589 01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:26,408 What the fuck are you looking at? 1590 01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:28,688 We're looking at you, Johnny. 1591 01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:30,530 We're looking at you. 1592 01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,081 Are you familiar with the penal code in this county? 1593 01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:35,925 Here's the good news: I won't ever forget you again. 1594 01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:37,844 TMZ presents: 1595 01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:40,970 Raw Emotion with Johnny Chase. 1596 01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:43,407 Oh, yeah. Oh... 1597 01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:48,811 We got a sex tape from a huge star...'s brother. 1598 01:22:50,440 --> 01:22:51,521 Oh, you like that? 1599 01:22:51,680 --> 01:22:54,445 He was video chatting with this girl, it turned into sex... 1600 01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:58,127 - her boyfriend posted it to Revenge Girlfriends. - And cut to the Chase! 1601 01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:05,487 Oh, my fucking God. 1602 01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:08,084 Oh, good merciful God. 1603 01:23:08,960 --> 01:23:11,042 Oh, my God. 1604 01:23:13,440 --> 01:23:15,807 - Oh, God. - That's what I'm talking about. 1605 01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:18,008 Oh, my God. I know this fucking kid. 1606 01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:20,889 Oh, my God. 1607 01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:24,484 Oh, my God. 1608 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,161 Oh, my God! 1609 01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:32,040 - Over here, Johnny! - What the fuck you looking at? 1610 01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,920 How about I shove that camera up your ass, huh? 1611 01:23:35,080 --> 01:23:36,650 What are you looking at? 1612 01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:38,840 Stop fucking looking at me. What are you looking at? 1613 01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:39,961 You got a problem? 1614 01:23:40,160 --> 01:23:41,605 Stop looking at me. 1615 01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:44,288 I can't believe you just ignored me yesterday. 1616 01:23:44,440 --> 01:23:46,647 - I wasn't ignoring you. - He wasn't ignoring you. 1617 01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:48,609 Really? We're all gonna do this? Okay. 1618 01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:51,923 - He didn't respond. - He had some crazy things happen yesterday. 1619 01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:54,401 - He didn't call me today. - You probably should've called today, E. 1620 01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:56,642 - I didn't know what to say. - He didn't know what to say. 1621 01:23:56,840 --> 01:23:59,491 For six months, he begs me to take him back. 1622 01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:03,201 Now I say I'm willing to try, and he doesn't know what to say? 1623 01:24:03,360 --> 01:24:06,569 - She's got a lot of anger towards me. - Maybe you should save this for later. 1624 01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:08,643 I said I'll keep trying to get over it. 1625 01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:11,883 - He's right. Maybe we should save it till later. - No, I think we should talk about this now. 1626 01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:13,526 Maybe I shouldn't be here. 1627 01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:16,809 Why not? You've been here for everything else but the conception. 1628 01:24:16,960 --> 01:24:18,724 Good point. E, say something. 1629 01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:20,446 Stop. 1630 01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:25,682 Look, Sloan, I love you, okay? You know that. And there's nobody else I'd rather be with. 1631 01:24:25,840 --> 01:24:29,049 But there's no more trying. You're either over the past or not. 1632 01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:32,488 Yo. Guess who's got the strongest bones in the Assante family? 1633 01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:34,244 - No break? - Nope. Torn labrum. 1634 01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:35,520 But dinner with Ronda is on. 1635 01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:37,921 So, Sloan, any way we can get this labor process cranking? 1636 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,571 Really? 1637 01:24:39,760 --> 01:24:41,444 See what I'm saying? Let's go! 1638 01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:42,681 You guys were stopped. 1639 01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:14,086 Ari, are you fucking crazy? You can't land there! 1640 01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:17,005 Ah, but, John, I just did. 1641 01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:26,041 Hello. 1642 01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:28,125 Must not have gotten my invite. 1643 01:25:28,960 --> 01:25:30,564 Wow. 1644 01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:32,370 I know all of you. 1645 01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:37,005 Mr. Tisch, we shared a suite at the Super Bowl. 1646 01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:39,686 Must not be the difference maker that you claimed. 1647 01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:44,047 Meldman, all those nights in Cabo... 1648 01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:46,045 Meaningless. 1649 01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:50,089 Larsen, you must not have gotten all my messages. 1650 01:25:50,240 --> 01:25:52,402 And you must be a lot tougher than you look. 1651 01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:55,450 Okay, this room is gonna be even more hostile than I thought. 1652 01:25:55,600 --> 01:26:00,049 Which is interesting because I heard the purpose of this meeting was to fire me. 1653 01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:03,807 - Where'd you hear that? - I heard it up here, John. 1654 01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:08,008 Not from you, who I've known for 20 years. 1655 01:26:08,160 --> 01:26:10,322 Not from you, Dana, who I used to... 1656 01:26:10,480 --> 01:26:12,642 Anyway, you wanna fire me... 1657 01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:15,565 because Mr. McCredle's son... 1658 01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:18,769 doesn't like the movie that I made. 1659 01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:21,601 Well, I don't think you know the whole story. 1660 01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:23,490 Oh, really, Gold? 1661 01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:26,211 Well, I can't wait to hear the fucking fairy tale you spin. 1662 01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:27,850 Heh. Me too. 1663 01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:29,445 Shut up, Travis. 1664 01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:31,409 Travis doesn't really hate the movie. 1665 01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:33,680 He hates Vince. 1666 01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:35,842 - Dad, he's so full of shit. - What'd I say? 1667 01:26:36,040 --> 01:26:38,361 - Do you want a boot up your ass? - No. 1668 01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:40,329 Now, I have a son, so this is hard. 1669 01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:43,004 Well, speak, goddamn it. 1670 01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:44,650 This whole thing is over a girl. 1671 01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:46,001 - What girl? - Dad, the... 1672 01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:47,605 Shut up! 1673 01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:50,447 What fucking girl, Gold? 1674 01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:52,761 Emily Ratajkowski. 1675 01:26:52,920 --> 01:26:54,285 Oh, I like her. 1676 01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:57,489 - I do too. - I don't know what he's talking about. 1677 01:26:57,640 --> 01:26:59,802 Oh, come on, Travis. 1678 01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:03,882 You mean to tell me that you didn't sit outside her house... 1679 01:27:04,040 --> 01:27:07,522 after she told you good night, just waiting to see if Vince showed up. 1680 01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:10,604 He fucking snuck in there after me. I put in a whole night w... 1681 01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:13,962 Wow, I wasn't even 100 percent sure I was right. 1682 01:27:14,720 --> 01:27:18,202 You should know this, Travis, that's what movie stars are supposed to do. 1683 01:27:18,360 --> 01:27:20,806 Walk into rooms and fuck girls that civilians want. 1684 01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:22,411 That's why they're movie stars. 1685 01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:25,769 - You causing trouble over pussy again? - Dad, this is our money. 1686 01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:27,081 We financed this film. 1687 01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:30,801 I don't think that that pretty boy out there should be allowed to shit on me. 1688 01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:32,690 Wait outside. 1689 01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:34,241 Are you serious? 1690 01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:36,448 Yes, goddamn it. Wait outside. 1691 01:27:46,280 --> 01:27:48,009 I'm real sorry about that. 1692 01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:53,170 Um, I have a copy of the movie. Vinnie Chase's unfinished cut. 1693 01:27:53,320 --> 01:27:56,881 I think if you look at it, you're gonna see that your money is in secure hands. 1694 01:27:57,080 --> 01:28:00,084 - I saw it last night, Larsen. - Really? 1695 01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:01,321 What'd you think? 1696 01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:03,687 It's amazing. 1697 01:28:06,880 --> 01:28:08,609 I told you. Mwah. 1698 01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:10,404 Well, I don't need to see the damn movie. 1699 01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:14,326 You people do what you do, but, uh, if anybody wants to see more of my money... 1700 01:28:14,480 --> 01:28:16,209 he still has to go. 1701 01:28:17,680 --> 01:28:19,205 Larsen, you heard what happened. 1702 01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:21,931 What I heard is he treated my son like a horse's ass... 1703 01:28:22,080 --> 01:28:24,526 which he is, but that's not really the point. 1704 01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:27,487 - You said you have a son, Gold? - I do. He's 12. 1705 01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:32,487 Well, I hope when he grows up, he's not a complete and utter fucking buffoon like mine. 1706 01:28:32,840 --> 01:28:34,888 But just in case he is... 1707 01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:36,963 I hope the people that respect you... 1708 01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:39,162 at least pretend to respect him. 1709 01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:45,129 I can't believe a website would actually post something like that. 1710 01:28:45,280 --> 01:28:49,126 They posted it as "See Vincent Chase's Brother Spank It at Vincent Chase's Pool." 1711 01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:51,089 - That was my pool? - Mine. 1712 01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:54,280 Well, I guess a sex tape worked for Paris and Kim. 1713 01:28:54,440 --> 01:28:57,680 - Maybe it'll do good for Johnny. - Vin, a girl playing with herself is one thing. 1714 01:28:57,760 --> 01:28:59,728 Drama doing it, a whole horrifying other. 1715 01:28:59,880 --> 01:29:02,963 Absolutely the most vile, disgusting thing I've ever fucking seen. 1716 01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:05,851 - Okay, Shauna. Have you heard from him? - No. Why, is he missing? 1717 01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:08,970 - Called him 10 times. He won't pick up. - Try him again, please? 1718 01:29:09,120 --> 01:29:11,248 I can get his face on a milk carton. 1719 01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:14,360 - You need to calm down. - Don't tell me to calm down. 1720 01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:18,445 I'm here because I can't calm down, and I need to see the doctor... 1721 01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:20,443 who can hopefully calm me down. 1722 01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:22,602 Mr. Chase, he is in with someone. 1723 01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:26,082 Oh, is he in with someone who's been coming here for 15 years? 1724 01:29:26,240 --> 01:29:29,881 Somebody who scraped up loose change when insurance wouldn't pay his bill? 1725 01:29:30,040 --> 01:29:32,850 Is he in with someone whose life is in complete shambles? 1726 01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:34,884 Are you suicidal? 1727 01:29:35,840 --> 01:29:37,171 I don't know. 1728 01:29:37,320 --> 01:29:38,970 - Well, if you aren't... - I am! 1729 01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:42,363 - Let me call 911, have an ambulance come. - No, no, no. Don't do that. 1730 01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:46,130 What are you looking at? 1731 01:29:46,560 --> 01:29:48,369 - What? - What's on your screen? 1732 01:29:48,520 --> 01:29:49,760 Nothing. 1733 01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:53,970 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1734 01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:55,690 I'm a dead man! 1735 01:29:56,160 --> 01:29:57,571 I need the doctor. 1736 01:30:01,080 --> 01:30:03,287 Doc Feldman. It's Johnny Chase. 1737 01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:06,762 I've been your patient since you were at the strip mall in Sherman Oaks. 1738 01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:10,363 I need you right now, goddamn it, so get your ass out here. 1739 01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:12,810 I'm dying. 1740 01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:14,121 Put the phone down. 1741 01:30:15,240 --> 01:30:16,446 Sorry. 1742 01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:20,881 Mother... 1743 01:30:21,400 --> 01:30:25,007 What, Turtle, what? Will you please stop calling? I can't talk right now. 1744 01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:29,366 What? 1745 01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:32,806 Really? 1746 01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:37,450 Johnny, what the hell is going on? 1747 01:30:39,440 --> 01:30:41,283 Nothing, doc. All good. 1748 01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:44,204 I'm having a baby. 1749 01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:54,488 Congratulations. You have a brand-new baby girl. 1750 01:30:56,920 --> 01:30:58,126 Thank you. 1751 01:31:00,840 --> 01:31:02,569 She's amazing. 1752 01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:04,890 She looks just like you. 1753 01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:21,043 Ryan Murphy, 6 pounds 4 ounces, born 19 minutes ago. 1754 01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:23,004 - You're a daddy! Come here. - Congrats. 1755 01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:25,043 - Congratulations! - Thank you very much. 1756 01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:27,248 - How's Sloan? - She's over it. 1757 01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:29,648 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1758 01:31:30,320 --> 01:31:32,129 Do we have ourselves a baby? 1759 01:31:32,280 --> 01:31:35,523 Because in the grand scheme of things, what the fuck else matters? 1760 01:31:35,680 --> 01:31:37,489 - We got a baby girl! - You're kidding. 1761 01:31:37,640 --> 01:31:39,210 - Name? - Ryan. 1762 01:31:40,440 --> 01:31:41,566 Ryan Murphy? 1763 01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:42,841 Yeah, you like it? 1764 01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:45,810 I read for the teacher on Glee six times and didn't get it. 1765 01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:47,564 But, yeah, I like it! I really like it! 1766 01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:51,401 - Piers Morgan? - Why is Piers Morgan calling you? 1767 01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:52,607 Hello? 1768 01:31:52,760 --> 01:31:54,569 - Hey, Vince. It's Piers Morgan here. - Hey, Piers. 1769 01:31:54,720 --> 01:31:58,361 - If this is about Emily, no comment. - I've got no interest in your sex life. 1770 01:31:58,520 --> 01:32:01,683 I'm calling to see if you've got any comment to make about Ari Gold? 1771 01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:04,491 - As far as what? - Well, as far as the big breaking news. 1772 01:32:04,640 --> 01:32:06,290 He just resigned from the studio. 1773 01:32:07,440 --> 01:32:09,169 I gotta call you back. 1774 01:32:12,560 --> 01:32:15,962 What's with the stunned face? Please don't tell me the baby looks like E. 1775 01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:22,209 Yeah, I resigned. 1776 01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:25,921 That's just how I spun it to save myself the humiliation. 1777 01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:27,809 Truth is, they fired me. 1778 01:32:27,960 --> 01:32:31,851 - Ari, I feel awful. This is all because of me. - No, it's because of me. 1779 01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:34,404 I got a big ego. 1780 01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:37,484 But there's a reason for that. It's because I'm always right! 1781 01:32:37,640 --> 01:32:39,722 Must have a big buyout, though, no? 1782 01:32:40,280 --> 01:32:42,248 What, am I on CNBC, Turtle? 1783 01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:45,927 - Yeah, it would've been, even by your standards. - "Would've been"? 1784 01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:47,201 Thirty million. 1785 01:32:47,360 --> 01:32:51,729 - I told them to lick my balls. I don't take charity. - You're gonna let them keep $30 million? 1786 01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:55,089 No. Come on. I told them I want an equity stake in the movie for it. 1787 01:32:55,240 --> 01:32:57,720 Ari, are you serious? You could lose all your money. 1788 01:32:57,920 --> 01:32:59,649 You're my Mentos man, Vinnie. 1789 01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:01,649 Fifteen years we've been together. 1790 01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:03,729 You think I'm gonna abandon ship now? 1791 01:33:03,880 --> 01:33:06,280 Not even if the water's freezing and the orchestra's playing. 1792 01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:07,885 Great, a Titanic reference. 1793 01:33:08,040 --> 01:33:09,929 Come on, Ari. Hyde's gonna be a monster. 1794 01:33:10,080 --> 01:33:12,003 You just said you're always right. 1795 01:33:12,160 --> 01:33:13,321 Until I'm wrong. 1796 01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:17,889 I'm kidding, Drama. Lighten up. 1797 01:33:18,040 --> 01:33:21,522 Warren Buffett's gonna be blowing us for investment advice soon. You'll see. 1798 01:33:22,240 --> 01:33:23,685 I'm proud of you, Vinnie. 1799 01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:25,842 I'm real proud. Proud of all of you. 1800 01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:27,889 - Thanks, Ari. - Congrats again on the baby. 1801 01:33:28,080 --> 01:33:29,206 Thanks again. 1802 01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:34,766 Later. 1803 01:33:35,120 --> 01:33:36,281 Later. 1804 01:33:58,280 --> 01:34:01,887 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards. 1805 01:34:02,040 --> 01:34:04,805 We're on the red carpet live. This is where you want to be. 1806 01:34:04,960 --> 01:34:08,567 Maria, already people are asking the question: Who will the big winners be? 1807 01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:10,165 If you've been paying attention... 1808 01:34:10,320 --> 01:34:14,291 you probably get the idea that Vincent Chase and Hyde are gonna have a huge night. 1809 01:34:14,440 --> 01:34:15,521 That's right, Matt. 1810 01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:20,242 Hyde has been a box office monster with $450 million worldwide and counting... 1811 01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:23,051 five nominations, including Best Picture and two acting nods. 1812 01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:24,611 And that surprise of the year. 1813 01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:27,883 You have a Best Supporting Actor nomination for Johnny Chase... 1814 01:34:28,040 --> 01:34:30,088 and he's only in four scenes in the movie. 1815 01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:36,722 What'd I tell you, Turtle? You visualize success, you get it. 1816 01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:39,008 But you've been visualizing it for 20 years. 1817 01:34:39,160 --> 01:34:41,811 No. I've been verbalizing it. There's a difference. 1818 01:34:41,960 --> 01:34:44,691 Do you think he'll be more difficult to handle if he wins? 1819 01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:46,365 - Definitely. - Vincent Chase! 1820 01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:48,240 Hey, Terrence. 1821 01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:52,883 - Congrats on everything. So how does it feel? - Yeah, I don't wanna speak for baby bro... 1822 01:34:53,080 --> 01:34:56,084 - but it feels sick, Terrence. - You can quote me on that. 1823 01:34:58,720 --> 01:35:01,087 Congratulations. You're getting a lot of credit... 1824 01:35:01,240 --> 01:35:03,607 for the work you did behind the scenes on this movie. 1825 01:35:03,800 --> 01:35:06,320 Well, I'm a little more creative than people give me credit for. 1826 01:35:06,400 --> 01:35:09,927 I hear you have other offers. Can you tell us, will you run another studio? 1827 01:35:10,080 --> 01:35:13,163 Maria, I may run a country. There are a few that could use my help. 1828 01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:20,010 Johnny! Look over here! 1829 01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:23,006 - Mr. Chase! - Vince! 1830 01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:10,850 And the award for Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture goes to... 1831 01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:18,849 Get the fuck out of here. 1832 01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:23,364 Sorry. I haven't seen the movie yet. I... 1833 01:36:24,320 --> 01:36:25,810 I imagine he's fantastic. 1834 01:36:25,960 --> 01:36:28,122 Give it up! Johnny Chase, Hyde! 1835 01:36:30,120 --> 01:36:31,326 You won! 1836 01:36:31,480 --> 01:36:33,448 - Get up! - You won! 1837 01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:35,085 - Get up there! - Go! 1838 01:36:35,240 --> 01:36:36,241 Go! 1839 01:36:39,120 --> 01:36:40,770 Drama! 1840 01:36:59,240 --> 01:37:00,765 You can fuck it later. You speak. 1841 01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:06,766 Victory! 1842 01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:10,240 Yeah! 1843 01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:11,844 You're doing fine, Lloyd. 1844 01:38:12,360 --> 01:38:13,725 Thank you, Ari. 1845 01:38:13,880 --> 01:38:14,961 And you? 1846 01:38:15,120 --> 01:38:16,610 I may throw up. 1847 01:38:17,200 --> 01:38:18,690 Just breathe. 1848 01:38:23,560 --> 01:38:24,800 Ladies and gentlemen... 1849 01:38:25,280 --> 01:38:29,649 today we gather to celebrate one of life's greatest moments. 1850 01:38:30,280 --> 01:38:34,569 The commitment that these two men are about to make... 1851 01:38:34,760 --> 01:38:36,569 is the most important commitment... 1852 01:38:36,760 --> 01:38:38,091 anyone can make. 1853 01:38:38,240 --> 01:38:41,449 If you're not really gay, Lloyd, now's probably the time to say so. 1854 01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:44,530 And if you are, Ari, this is probably your time. 1855 01:38:44,680 --> 01:38:45,761 Don't kid yourself, Sulu. 1856 01:38:49,120 --> 01:38:50,690 Mazel tov! 1857 01:38:58,920 --> 01:39:01,685 Congratulations, Greg and Lloyd! 1858 01:39:12,960 --> 01:39:14,564 Who's the girl? 1859 01:39:14,760 --> 01:39:17,081 - This is Alyssa Miller. - Hi. 1860 01:39:24,880 --> 01:39:25,961 I don't understand. 1861 01:39:26,120 --> 01:39:29,090 - Lloyd wanted a Jewish wedding? - No. My house, my God. 1862 01:39:29,240 --> 01:39:31,925 - L'chaim. - L'chaim, bitches! 1863 01:39:40,440 --> 01:39:43,410 Vinnie! Get in here. Come on, we need a group shot. Come here. 1864 01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:44,641 I just don't like it. 1865 01:39:44,800 --> 01:39:48,009 Maybe you just don't fucking get it, you bean-counting little suit. 1866 01:39:48,160 --> 01:39:50,322 - Ask Vince. See what he thinks. - What's that? 1867 01:39:50,480 --> 01:39:52,960 - I got an idea. - Oh, yeah? What is it? 1868 01:39:53,480 --> 01:39:56,529 - It's about Vinnie and the boys. - Ha-ha. 1869 01:39:56,680 --> 01:39:58,489 And how they started from nothing... 1870 01:39:58,640 --> 01:40:01,291 - turned it into all of this. - Yeah. 1871 01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:03,847 - Dumbest idea I've heard. - I don't know. Is it? 1872 01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:05,684 - Maybe it's a TV show. - Yeah. 1873 01:40:05,840 --> 01:40:07,001 Maybe I could direct. 1874 01:40:07,160 --> 01:40:10,164 Maybe Turtle, Sloan, Ronda or the fucking baby can. 1875 01:40:10,320 --> 01:40:11,446 Ari. 1876 01:40:11,600 --> 01:40:14,206 Okay. Everybody get together and smile.