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（西班牙伊比沙島）

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我上遊艇前可能要打次飛機

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你彈開，給我看

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蜜月時被老婆撇，誰會開派對？

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文斯會，大條道理

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我都想下次蜜月這樣

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-文斯
-嗨，請進

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-唏！
-你班朋友來了

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真的？沒想到他們會來

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搞什麼？

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他們等得

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我剛婚姻失敗，至少要幾粒鐘回氣

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好，就幾粒

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嗨，手足！

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-嗨，大佬
-歡迎

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-說過不必專程來
-反正在巴黎

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或者要幫你隱藏罪證

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謝謝

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Ｅ君其實有點保留

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-死開！我們驚你孤單
-我是

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-辣妹何來？
-這裡是伊比沙，自來的

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跟住我

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我鍾意伊比沙

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-很快回來
-很快

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全部人不准走

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除了你，你走得

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-發生什麼事？
-總之唔夾

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-只有九日？
-早知好過遲知

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-我們一早就知道
-我知今鋪衰了

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-但又不是荷里活史上最短的
-布蘭妮斯皮爾斯，兩日，我查過

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-謝謝，烏龜
-如今怎麼辦？

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話咁易，都取消了，信我，很順利

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-她同意？
-是她提出

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我們躺著你眼望我眼，無偈傾

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-點會有偈傾？
-剛想：今鋪點收科？

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她就提出

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然後走人？

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不，先搞嘢，決定做番朋友…

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之後瞓覺，起身就消失了

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留下這字條

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-說什麼？
-包你估唔到

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‘看了你的電影劇本，太委屈你了’

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-他們在重寫
-我再看了，她說得對，很爛，推了吧

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-下個月開鏡
-我知

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我閃婚皆因我在找尋…

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生命的意義

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我想突破自己，做點不同的事

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我也是，大佬

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阿里說有好路數

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阿里退休了

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不是嗎？

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(意大利波西塔諾)

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傳真？

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冇上網故此冇打印、冇掃描、冇電郵

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我要回到文明

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老婆，還要執幾耐？

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咪催我，想我改變主意？

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我不會催她，爸

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-文斯
-阿里！

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他們賭你的退休長過我段婚姻

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我兩邊都有落注

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-沒事吧？
-我沒事

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你呢？你老婆又俾你做番工？

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當她發現不明白…

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班米蘭闊太噏乜，她嚷著要走

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-阿里
-我不是回去打工，文斯

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我返去做荷里活大王，但要聽王后話

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包括雄風只能留在地中海

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我聽到

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但一切美滿

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聽說你有好路數帶挈我

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大茶飯，第一部…

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我話事的猛片，勁爆！我想你擔正

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是嗎？有幾想？

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什麼意思？

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因為我決定點都好

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我要做埋導演

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-他識做導演嗎？
-阿里？

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阿里

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阿里

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<i>色慾荷里活</i>

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沒看過文斯的電影，也該聽過他大名

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３４歲拍過1５部片
包括占士金馬倫的…

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史上最高票房的《潛水俠》

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來自紐約皇后區的草根家庭

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由單親媽媽養大，大班死黨包圍

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（八個月後）

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至今仍支持他的朋友

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在新片《海德》拍攝現場
看到他及跟班…

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他叫誰跟班？

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不是我，我是親戚

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史蒂文森經典《變身怪醫》的現代版

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行內人竊竊私語如此昂貴大製作…

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-竟交與首次執導的他手中
-收聲

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-他們這樣說？
-確是大製作

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不是那麼大

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雖然佈景大

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佈景大，事實是巨型

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不惜工本將荷里活街道…

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打造成未來洛杉磯夢魘

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確保有行內高手…

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-來協助文斯
-《海德》監製艾力梅菲

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文斯經理人兼幼稚園以來的老友

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究竟文斯邀請他時，他有何資歷

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當時做緊思巴羅

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思巴羅？

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是，薄餅店

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-這間薄餅店
-靚相

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文斯帶梅菲離開整餅世界…

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我要殺我阿媽

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認為他可助他在…

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荷里活染缸打滾

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其他人有何想法？

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我當時的經理人不太高興

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那人就是荷里活巨頭阿里高德

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自此他由經理人…

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搖身變為出品《海德》的片廠老總

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職業運動員如是，明星如是

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他們想跟朋友分享，感覺更真實

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-你接受？
-不，怎會，憎到死

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我在萬樂珠廣告發現他

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-真的？
-是

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我和太太在看電視，我說這人必定紅

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萬樂珠，冇口氣

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-你說得對
-我有慧眼，皮斯

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高德不單要應付梅菲

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還有另一朋友‘烏龜’阿桑堤

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做了文斯司機

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我點只開車

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對，他開車，泊車，等候

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還有靠龍舌蘭酒公司發財

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講得好

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全靠文斯幫他結識富豪古巴

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發了多少財？

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他不肯說，激氣

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那是文斯半個阿哥

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-為何那樣說？
-該說是四分之一個阿哥

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-同是演員，尊尼錢司
-勝利！

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（《海盜歷險記》）

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你們該看過他，因他無處不在

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《飛越情海》，《海灘特警》
《法網遊龍》

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及最近收檔的卡通《尊尼猴猴》

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你竟然這樣做，朗奴，我死梗

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今日他終於望穿秋水

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他弟弟邀他演出…

146
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《海德》一個‘小但關鍵’的角色

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你第一個來荷里活？

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-我是開路先鋒
-文斯跟著來？

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還有烏龜，頭一年黐我食住

150
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但聽說如今你住在文斯家？

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我今年４０，有可能攞奧斯卡

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做乜叉要住細佬間屋？

153
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你竟然向皮斯講粗口

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他竟然話會攞奧斯卡

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只是暫住等我家屋頂翻新

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於是有薄餅仔，廢阿哥同烏龜

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有時烏合之眾反而掂

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是，那義無反顧的情份很難得

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阿里，有人話你都一樣

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我都重情義，但不盲目

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你讓文斯執導這片令人驚訝

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驚得過米路吉遜執導《驚世未了情》

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或奇雲高士拿執導《與狼共舞》
兩人都贏了奧斯卡

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但不是片廠主管面臨財政困境

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又沒有賣座系列電影做保險下

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叫前藝人來首執導筒

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聽好，今年未完
這片會變成新賣座系列

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-但你已超支
-誰說的？

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你和文斯都盡地一煲，你要擔心

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我不擔心，我只會贏

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-還以為是吹水訪問
-不是

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好吧，不如關掉攝影機

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-你熱嗎？
-不，很舒服

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李安打來

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嗨

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沒事吧？

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-我亦很少擔心
-擔心什麼？

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-這片一定掂
-不，我不是擔心那事

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而是怎麼告知阿里我們已超支

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-不是該由監製開聲？
-對啊，Ｅ君

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-我明天打給他
-你昨天說過

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-我會打給他
-好

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-今晚去蒲？
-梗係

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-我今日個頭好靚
-我不能，有約

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-跟誰？
-你不認識

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你那大肚前度認識嗎？

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好心啦，思容跟我分開六個月了

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-但你都沒拍拖
-你又知

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-是誰？
-她叫美蘭妮

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-得未？約會了幾星期
-幾星期？

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大劑

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-這友仔又拍拖
-不是拍拖，只是尋歡

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尋歡是搞嘢時忘了她名字

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-難怪他沒開工
-唏，我們都３５

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他快６０，不用交代吧

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好，算數

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她一定是豬扒

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絕對

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-你好勁
-全是你工夫

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你有出力

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天呀，來了

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對不起，我要接

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-喂？
-你仍在睡？

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我跑了五哩還搞了幾鑊

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我快做老豆，以為你是思容

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-講開又講，昨晚夢見你
-希望不是剝光豬

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不，你前度生了彼得汀克萊傑

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-你們不是親戚吧？
-是誰？

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-有女在，Ｅ君？
-你想點，阿里？

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大波挺籮？

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-讓我在辦公室幻想
-我聽到，你好核突

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00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:15,384
-我兩樣都有
-你點媾的，Ｅ君？

213
00:13:15,717 --> 00:13:17,886
你冇樣貌又冇性格

214
00:13:18,053 --> 00:13:19,596
-阿里
-俾張相來

215
00:13:19,805 --> 00:13:22,182
好吧，今朝沒跟老婆開鑊

216
00:13:22,391 --> 00:13:23,892
-她頭痛
-阿里！

217
00:13:24,101 --> 00:13:25,394
-嗨，亨利
-嗨

218
00:13:25,561 --> 00:13:27,771
-做我兒子球隊教練？
-嘥時間

219
00:13:28,105 --> 00:13:29,147
夠坦白

220
00:13:29,398 --> 00:13:30,399
Ｅ君！

221
00:13:30,607 --> 00:13:32,150
幾時有片睇？

222
00:13:32,401 --> 00:13:35,112
-剛想打給你傾
-我不想傾

223
00:13:35,362 --> 00:13:36,572
我想睇片

224
00:13:36,780 --> 00:13:38,407
-還未得
-幾時得？

225
00:13:38,615 --> 00:13:40,909
大人物都在懷疑

226
00:13:41,076 --> 00:13:42,744
大人物指我

227
00:13:42,911 --> 00:13:46,582
猶太週刊剛選我為
‘最型割包皮老總’

228
00:13:46,748 --> 00:13:50,627
-文斯還未剪完片
-你講了成個月

229
00:13:51,795 --> 00:13:53,964
-等等
-今日食午餐？

230
00:13:54,173 --> 00:13:56,592
不行，要見醫生

231
00:13:56,758 --> 00:13:58,385
對，跟思容

232
00:13:58,594 --> 00:13:59,970
我知很怪…

233
00:14:00,179 --> 00:14:02,306
-艾力！
-這樣吧…

234
00:14:02,556 --> 00:14:05,726
-我和文斯今日來找你？
-找我？為什麼？

235
00:14:05,934 --> 00:14:07,102
-有事嗎？
-不，沒事

236
00:14:07,311 --> 00:14:10,856
-今早過來，你有空嗎？
-為什麼？有問題嗎？

237
00:14:11,064 --> 00:14:12,566
我們要多點資金，拜

238
00:14:13,817 --> 00:14:16,069
別收線，竟然收我線？

239
00:14:16,278 --> 00:14:17,946
Ｅ君，死廢柴！

240
00:14:18,155 --> 00:14:19,323
廢柴是什麼，爸？

241
00:14:19,573 --> 00:14:20,991
對不起，乖仔

242
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,952
是新片構思，返學不要用

243
00:14:24,119 --> 00:14:26,079
剛跑完步為何發火？

244
00:14:26,288 --> 00:14:28,957
工作不該再令你發火，阿里

245
00:14:29,124 --> 00:14:30,959
-是啊，爸
-我知，我知

246
00:14:31,168 --> 00:14:33,462
-我們講好的
-我知

247
00:14:33,629 --> 00:14:35,422
要約麥醫生嗎？

248
00:14:35,631 --> 00:14:38,008
-不
-最好見見

249
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:39,885
可能吧

250
00:14:41,428 --> 00:14:43,430
為何怕給阿里睇片？

251
00:14:43,639 --> 00:14:44,640
我不是怕

252
00:14:44,848 --> 00:14:47,601
-起碼睇我的場口
-還未得

253
00:14:47,809 --> 00:14:50,187
所以叫Ｅ君說試片後才看

254
00:14:50,437 --> 00:14:52,981
真的不說？我告訴他要錢

255
00:14:53,148 --> 00:14:56,235
-他只會嬲我
-好吧，我來說

256
00:14:56,485 --> 00:14:58,612
-乸型
-講開乸

257
00:14:58,820 --> 00:15:02,157
-看我今晚找來的美女
-我都話我負責

258
00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:06,370
我知，但不想上次班阿婆再出現

259
00:15:06,620 --> 00:15:10,040
試片是為了交流，不是上床

260
00:15:10,249 --> 00:15:13,001
我們做一切都為了上床，你知道的

261
00:15:13,210 --> 00:15:14,628
有料到

262
00:15:14,836 --> 00:15:16,380
-艾蜜莉蘿德查絲潔
-我愛她

263
00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:18,006
-我認識她
-你係人都識

264
00:15:18,173 --> 00:15:20,008
-嗨，文斯
-艾蜜莉，好嗎？

265
00:15:20,175 --> 00:15:23,136
真妙，剛收到你部片的試映邀請

266
00:15:23,345 --> 00:15:24,388
-真的？
-是

267
00:15:24,638 --> 00:15:25,806
我發的，顯然是

268
00:15:26,014 --> 00:15:28,642
誰也好，這試映將正到痺

269
00:15:30,018 --> 00:15:31,061
文斯

270
00:15:34,481 --> 00:15:37,609
艾，我要去開會，遲些找你？

271
00:15:37,818 --> 00:15:39,695
好，打給我

272
00:15:48,203 --> 00:15:49,913
-你生氣？
-生氣？

273
00:15:50,122 --> 00:15:51,373
他指發火

274
00:15:51,623 --> 00:15:54,418
你第三次來問我要多點錢

275
00:15:54,668 --> 00:15:56,295
-阿里…
-我跟文斯在說話

276
00:15:56,545 --> 00:16:00,048
意粉肉丸班沒教你計預算

277
00:16:00,215 --> 00:16:02,968
但文斯拍過戲，應該明白

278
00:16:03,177 --> 00:16:05,929
-我都話他會嬲我
-但針對我

279
00:16:06,138 --> 00:16:09,892
你把錢怎麼花了？
不是給烏龜及劇組吃光吧

280
00:16:10,058 --> 00:16:13,145
-你喜歡這苗條造型？
-你好似死鬼凱倫卡本特

281
00:16:14,062 --> 00:16:16,857
我給你一億元時怎樣說？

282
00:16:17,065 --> 00:16:18,066
我們怎樣說？

283
00:16:18,275 --> 00:16:20,944
-你們應承不超支
-我們說不夠

284
00:16:21,153 --> 00:16:22,738
但應承不超支

285
00:16:22,988 --> 00:16:25,365
你逼我應承否則我不能執導

286
00:16:25,574 --> 00:16:28,368
像女友問你會不會搞她那索姊妹

287
00:16:28,577 --> 00:16:29,745
當然說不

288
00:16:29,912 --> 00:16:32,456
冇人會信以為真

289
00:16:32,915 --> 00:16:36,293
-他為何在此？這很爛
-睇了片就不同

290
00:16:36,585 --> 00:16:38,670
-他睇了？
-睇了幾場戲

291
00:16:38,879 --> 00:16:41,590
-很有張力
-對，幾場

292
00:16:42,007 --> 00:16:43,091
幾時俾我睇？

293
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,718
今晚有場朋友家人試映

294
00:16:44,927 --> 00:16:49,181
-攞點意見，再給你看
-你俾全人類睇除了我

295
00:16:49,389 --> 00:16:50,807
阿里，你最重要

296
00:16:51,016 --> 00:16:54,728
-要剪到最好才給你看
-我不能給你資金

297
00:16:54,937 --> 00:16:57,689
要應付德薩斯投資者

298
00:16:57,898 --> 00:17:01,693
千方百計才不用去德薩斯

299
00:17:01,902 --> 00:17:05,363
-可知他們怎樣對待猶太人？
-阿里，我沒收片酬

300
00:17:05,613 --> 00:17:07,407
即是說已超支千萬

301
00:17:07,699 --> 00:17:08,784
超千五萬

302
00:17:09,409 --> 00:17:10,451
真的？

303
00:17:11,786 --> 00:17:14,622
我不收片酬因我想執導

304
00:17:14,790 --> 00:17:17,376
我們認識１５年，你要信我

305
00:17:17,626 --> 00:17:20,837
我沒浪費分毫，仆心仆命拍好這片

306
00:17:21,045 --> 00:17:23,257
未臻完美前不會收手

307
00:17:23,465 --> 00:17:25,467
我要資金令它完美

308
00:17:25,926 --> 00:17:28,303
你肯給我嗎？

309
00:17:34,935 --> 00:17:35,978
-嗨
-嗨

310
00:17:36,186 --> 00:17:39,815
-對不起遲到
-你沒有遲，你永遠準時

311
00:17:40,023 --> 00:17:42,067
-覺得怎樣？
-很臃腫

312
00:17:42,484 --> 00:17:44,736
-你很好看
-謝謝

313
00:17:45,404 --> 00:17:47,322
收到我電郵？表哥尚恩生了

314
00:17:47,531 --> 00:17:49,950
-仔定女？
-女，羅莉

315
00:17:50,492 --> 00:17:51,827
我發了相給你

316
00:17:52,202 --> 00:17:54,788
你的電郵都被過濾

317
00:17:54,997 --> 00:17:56,623
不是故意

318
00:17:56,832 --> 00:17:59,042
看，這是她

319
00:18:00,419 --> 00:18:03,463
天呀！她很美

320
00:18:03,672 --> 00:18:05,382
看那眼仔

321
00:18:06,675 --> 00:18:10,387
-叫美蘭妮的想要你啫啫
-吓？

322
00:18:10,679 --> 00:18:14,183
剛發來：我想要你啫啫，美蘭妮字

323
00:18:16,768 --> 00:18:18,520
-嘩，那個…
-很有台型

324
00:18:19,271 --> 00:18:21,648
對不起，不關我事

325
00:18:21,857 --> 00:18:23,317
-思容？
-噢，來了

326
00:18:23,525 --> 00:18:25,861
我扶你，你出來時我會在這裡

327
00:18:26,028 --> 00:18:28,197
-謝謝，我會在裡面
-行

328
00:18:28,405 --> 00:18:31,074
-離譜
-嗨，迪普，好嗎？

329
00:18:31,283 --> 00:18:34,828
幾好，但仔女可能多過唱片

330
00:18:35,287 --> 00:18:37,206
-你收聲
-別叫我收聲

331
00:18:37,414 --> 00:18:39,249
-你收卵巢
-噢，是我錯

332
00:18:39,458 --> 00:18:41,043
我要接聽，很快回來

333
00:18:41,210 --> 00:18:44,713
找人來踢我蛋蛋，我想紮

334
00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:45,923
-嗨！
-嗨！

335
00:18:46,131 --> 00:18:48,842
-不方便？
-不，但別發那種短訊

336
00:18:49,051 --> 00:18:50,052
那種？

337
00:18:50,260 --> 00:18:52,721
-你哀求我發的
-我知

338
00:18:52,888 --> 00:18:54,515
但俾思容睇到

339
00:18:54,723 --> 00:18:56,892
我不知你已在診所

340
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,436
-她為何看你手機
-我給她看

341
00:18:59,686 --> 00:19:01,104
-表哥個女張相
-當黑

342
00:19:01,313 --> 00:19:04,066
-她實以為我是蕩婦
-不，她沒有

343
00:19:04,233 --> 00:19:06,818
我這樣做因為我沒安全感

344
00:19:07,027 --> 00:19:08,946
沒想到給人看到

345
00:19:09,154 --> 00:19:10,280
我明白，對不起

346
00:19:10,489 --> 00:19:12,533
這處境很怪，艾力

347
00:19:12,741 --> 00:19:16,411
-沒錯，的確怪
-今晚試映會再傾？

348
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:19,164
不，艾力，我不想泥足深陷

349
00:19:19,373 --> 00:19:22,334
你是個好男人，真的

350
00:19:22,543 --> 00:19:24,419
我沒發瘋

351
00:19:24,628 --> 00:19:26,755
請尊重我的決定

352
00:19:26,922 --> 00:19:28,173
別再找我

353
00:19:33,095 --> 00:19:36,765
我不明白為何你搞邊個愛邊個

354
00:19:36,932 --> 00:19:38,267
我不像你

355
00:19:38,433 --> 00:19:41,770
我要有交流的關係
不是齋俾錢的關係

356
00:19:41,979 --> 00:19:44,356
好心，我冇叫雞好多年

357
00:19:45,190 --> 00:19:46,316
起碼一年

358
00:19:46,525 --> 00:19:50,612
重點是她叫你別再找她
尊重她，等她找你！

359
00:19:50,863 --> 00:19:53,323
希望不會，你已夠複雜

360
00:19:53,532 --> 00:19:54,783
思容怎樣？

361
00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:57,077
醫生說她隨時生得

362
00:19:57,286 --> 00:20:01,290
-這條陰道封，那條陰道開
-你好鬼核突

363
00:20:01,456 --> 00:20:03,625
你好頹，Ｅ君，我們不容許

364
00:20:03,876 --> 00:20:06,420
今晚是文斯大日子，不要掃興

365
00:20:06,628 --> 00:20:09,590
-別擔心，他點頹都沒關係
-我不是頹

366
00:20:09,798 --> 00:20:13,135
你盡快執番劑就會好番

367
00:20:13,302 --> 00:20:15,929
六個鐘前執咗劑，阿哥，仲頂得住

368
00:20:16,138 --> 00:20:19,808
不，今晚要再執，不為你，為大佬

369
00:20:20,309 --> 00:20:22,477
-不得了！
-什麼？

370
00:20:22,686 --> 00:20:24,021
格鬥女王朗達露絲

371
00:20:24,229 --> 00:20:26,356
-又如何？
-我愛她！上車！

372
00:20:27,482 --> 00:20:28,775
上車！

373
00:20:35,699 --> 00:20:37,159
-作死，烏龜！
-對不起！

374
00:20:37,326 --> 00:20:38,660
你認識她嗎？

375
00:20:38,911 --> 00:20:41,038
幾年前音樂節見過，記得嗎？

376
00:20:41,246 --> 00:20:42,664
-有點過電
-你慳番

377
00:20:42,915 --> 00:20:45,167
-係都揀我
-或者我

378
00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:47,961
-我要放手？
-真係過電？

379
00:20:48,712 --> 00:20:50,047
-係！
-去馬！

380
00:20:50,255 --> 00:20:51,715
好兄弟，文斯

381
00:21:11,443 --> 00:21:13,570
別再跟著我，死人頭！

382
00:21:13,820 --> 00:21:17,658
我們是舊相識，想請你來試映會

383
00:21:19,368 --> 00:21:21,620
-噢，文斯
-嗨

384
00:21:21,870 --> 00:21:24,373
-對不起打爛架車
-沒事

385
00:21:25,249 --> 00:21:27,167
-認得我嗎？
-認得

386
00:21:27,376 --> 00:21:29,044
你之前係大肥仔？

387
00:21:32,297 --> 00:21:35,384
（德州阿馬里洛）

388
00:21:46,895 --> 00:21:48,230
（基仔羅伊想面談）

389
00:21:49,439 --> 00:21:51,275
羅伊，說過我…

390
00:21:51,483 --> 00:21:54,403
-不跟男人面談
-我想見見你，阿里

391
00:21:54,570 --> 00:21:56,280
-你想點？
-文斯試映會上

392
00:21:56,488 --> 00:21:59,449
-見到你嗎？
-有請你？

393
00:21:59,658 --> 00:22:02,494
德拉瑪想我看他的戲，沒請你？

394
00:22:02,703 --> 00:22:04,788
我在德州，聞到牛屎嗎？

395
00:22:05,455 --> 00:22:08,458
可惜，我很想跟你面對面

396
00:22:08,667 --> 00:22:11,587
-而家咪面對面
-三維

397
00:22:11,795 --> 00:22:14,506
-為什麼？
-沒什麼

398
00:22:15,090 --> 00:22:17,301
-這星期食午餐？
-我不跟前助手食午餐，羅伊

399
00:22:17,509 --> 00:22:19,928
除非有事找他

400
00:22:20,095 --> 00:22:22,723
恐怕不適用於你，究竟什麼事？

401
00:22:22,931 --> 00:22:25,601
-我要結婚！
-濕滯！

402
00:22:25,809 --> 00:22:27,436
我想你送我出嫁

403
00:22:27,603 --> 00:22:29,271
-好濕滯！
-別笑我基

404
00:22:29,438 --> 00:22:32,024
我不會，只笑結婚

405
00:22:32,232 --> 00:22:34,526
你兩個有權結婚，祝離婚順利！

406
00:22:34,735 --> 00:22:36,904
包你情願屁股開花

407
00:22:37,279 --> 00:22:38,614
阿里

408
00:22:42,618 --> 00:22:43,702
-要收線
-等等！

409
00:22:43,952 --> 00:22:46,496
-阿里，送我出嫁？
-拜

410
00:22:50,459 --> 00:22:51,585
拉森

411
00:22:51,793 --> 00:22:52,836
嗨，阿里

412
00:22:53,962 --> 00:22:57,132
我兒子特維斯，他一齊來，可以吧

413
00:22:58,634 --> 00:22:59,676
好

414
00:23:03,347 --> 00:23:05,724
阿里，多謝你老遠專程來

415
00:23:05,974 --> 00:23:07,184
小意思

416
00:23:07,684 --> 00:23:11,480
上任八個月，還沒來探過我們

417
00:23:11,688 --> 00:23:13,607
開始覺得被冷落

418
00:23:13,815 --> 00:23:15,275
不知道有被邀請

419
00:23:15,484 --> 00:23:18,362
任何花我錢的人，像你

420
00:23:18,570 --> 00:23:21,490
都隨時歡迎來我家解釋

421
00:23:23,408 --> 00:23:25,577
昨晚看到皮斯的訪問

422
00:23:25,786 --> 00:23:26,828
是嗎？

423
00:23:27,162 --> 00:23:28,205
覺得如何？

424
00:23:28,413 --> 00:23:29,748
你有點緊張

425
00:23:31,208 --> 00:23:32,793
我不

426
00:23:33,001 --> 00:23:35,546
特維斯最叻睇人

427
00:23:35,754 --> 00:23:38,507
他說你好似那些…

428
00:23:38,674 --> 00:23:40,092
你說什麼，特維斯？

429
00:23:40,300 --> 00:23:44,096
那些煙草公司人在國會講大話

430
00:23:45,806 --> 00:23:48,100
我老婆話我性感

431
00:23:48,308 --> 00:23:50,769
阿里，這部片我會蝕得好金？

432
00:23:51,019 --> 00:23:52,521
不，你的資金很穩陣

433
00:23:52,688 --> 00:23:54,815
-但你仍要加碼
-加少少

434
00:23:55,023 --> 00:23:58,235
-做特效
-不管什麼特效

435
00:23:58,443 --> 00:24:01,363
想保障投資，你就要管

436
00:24:04,908 --> 00:24:07,035
過去四年…

437
00:24:08,203 --> 00:24:11,248
我投資了
近億元在你片廠的製作

438
00:24:11,790 --> 00:24:14,751
-我睇過多少部？
-一部都冇

439
00:24:15,586 --> 00:24:17,170
但這部，我話你知…

440
00:24:17,379 --> 00:24:20,048
有你位大明星揸旗，我好想睇

441
00:24:20,340 --> 00:24:21,383
我明白

442
00:24:21,550 --> 00:24:24,178
我要先看才會給你錢

443
00:24:24,386 --> 00:24:26,597
-拉森，我個導演
-你個大明星？

444
00:24:28,223 --> 00:24:31,727
文斯…
部片未臻完美前不給人看

445
00:24:31,935 --> 00:24:35,272
-藝術家脾氣，我尊重
-好…

446
00:24:36,273 --> 00:24:39,234
我老婆有隻萬二蚊的芝娃娃

447
00:24:39,568 --> 00:24:41,570
連續三年贏得狗展冠軍

448
00:24:41,737 --> 00:24:45,949
評審說牠有最靚的啫啫和蛋蛋

449
00:24:47,367 --> 00:24:49,828
但牠不完美，為什麼？

450
00:24:50,078 --> 00:24:52,080
牠痾尿落我對靴

451
00:24:53,874 --> 00:24:54,917
我不明白

452
00:24:55,417 --> 00:24:57,461
世事沒有完美

453
00:24:57,669 --> 00:25:00,631
我知這部片舉足輕重

454
00:25:00,839 --> 00:25:03,717
如果失敗，你會英名盡喪

455
00:25:03,926 --> 00:25:05,928
對我來說，只是支票一張

456
00:25:06,178 --> 00:25:07,596
它不會失敗

457
00:25:07,804 --> 00:25:10,766
我今晚有急事要去杜拜

458
00:25:10,974 --> 00:25:13,644
我想你帶特維斯去夢工場

459
00:25:13,852 --> 00:25:15,896
給他看那部爛鬼片

460
00:25:17,523 --> 00:25:19,525
-還未掂
-搞掂它

461
00:25:19,733 --> 00:25:22,653
否則這大水喉關閉

462
00:25:27,866 --> 00:25:31,620
-你真係問我有冇食藥？
-係，但不表示我反對食

463
00:25:31,787 --> 00:25:35,457
如果有，我想記者會時大隻點

464
00:25:35,624 --> 00:25:37,960
-冇食，全天然
-證明

465
00:25:38,210 --> 00:25:39,628
-點證？
-驗尿

466
00:25:39,836 --> 00:25:41,797
好，如果通過，你飲了它

467
00:25:42,005 --> 00:25:44,716
艾蜜莉和艾美爾咸默拍拖？

468
00:25:44,925 --> 00:25:46,468
-獨行俠？
-以為分手了

469
00:25:46,677 --> 00:25:47,719
他們仍有來往

470
00:25:47,928 --> 00:25:51,139
我和他打過波，超級喪，你咪插手

471
00:25:51,306 --> 00:25:53,225
-真係？正想試
-真的

472
00:25:53,475 --> 00:25:55,561
點解食物多到好似有３００人？

473
00:25:55,769 --> 00:25:57,646
預了俾５００人

474
00:25:57,813 --> 00:25:59,565
-５００？
-加埋朗達

475
00:26:00,148 --> 00:26:02,860
文斯，本應是小型試映交流會

476
00:26:03,110 --> 00:26:05,904
放心，烏龜認為人多好做勢

477
00:26:06,154 --> 00:26:09,324
每個進來的都要簽保密協議

478
00:26:09,533 --> 00:26:11,785
５００人坐哪裡？坐大髀？

479
00:26:12,953 --> 00:26:15,497
傻啦，外面有成個沙灘

480
00:26:15,706 --> 00:26:16,748
看看

481
00:26:19,459 --> 00:26:21,128
有冇搞錯！

482
00:26:24,923 --> 00:26:26,008
是阿里

483
00:26:28,468 --> 00:26:31,305
-喂？
-試映幾點開始？

484
00:26:31,513 --> 00:26:32,556
天黑後，為什麼？

485
00:26:32,764 --> 00:26:36,518
我會帶埋財爺來參加，冇計

486
00:26:54,077 --> 00:26:56,205
-怎麼了，西？
-是饒舌天才

487
00:26:56,413 --> 00:26:57,497
你好嗎？

488
00:27:02,544 --> 00:27:03,754
我不踩單車

489
00:27:03,962 --> 00:27:06,173
-我跑石級
-變態，阿哥

490
00:27:09,635 --> 00:27:10,719
走位，拉斯！

491
00:27:13,931 --> 00:27:15,432
《變身怪醫》這故事…

492
00:27:15,641 --> 00:27:18,560
代表著維多利亞時代文化概念

493
00:27:18,727 --> 00:27:22,648
人性對好與壞的內在掙扎

494
00:27:22,856 --> 00:27:24,816
我不明白你說什麼

495
00:27:25,025 --> 00:27:28,237
當然認得
你同我個女一間中學

496
00:27:28,403 --> 00:27:30,239
你好風趣

497
00:27:30,405 --> 00:27:32,324
又好靚仔

498
00:27:34,868 --> 00:27:35,911
開始

499
00:27:36,954 --> 00:27:38,121
攰未，烏龜？

500
00:27:40,916 --> 00:27:43,085
-文斯，幫個忙
-好

501
00:27:43,335 --> 00:27:46,046
媾我個女班同學，等我甩身

502
00:27:46,547 --> 00:27:49,800
文學中有叫傑克及海德的人

503
00:27:50,008 --> 00:27:51,677
而你們亦一樣

504
00:27:51,885 --> 00:27:53,262
明白嗎？

505
00:27:54,805 --> 00:27:57,140
看過我的片段，你會彈起

506
00:27:57,391 --> 00:27:59,268
可能會叫我演《鐵甲奇俠３》

507
00:27:59,476 --> 00:28:01,895
-好，已落畫
-第４集

508
00:28:02,104 --> 00:28:04,857
羅拔唐尼很好，別誤會，只是有點老

509
00:28:05,065 --> 00:28:08,443
-應該揾個後生
-你好似大唐尼五年

510
00:28:08,819 --> 00:28:10,612
-去死，法夫洛
-什麼？

511
00:28:10,904 --> 00:28:13,282
《全職浪子》冇預我，俾你玩殘

512
00:28:13,490 --> 00:28:16,118
我有預你，但你要拍《海盜歷險記》

513
00:28:16,368 --> 00:28:17,619
該遷就我時間！

514
00:28:17,828 --> 00:28:20,247
Ｅ君，矮不代表無法成功

515
00:28:20,455 --> 00:28:22,916
-我知
-聽人講…

516
00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:25,002
我就得不到超級碗指環？

517
00:28:25,460 --> 00:28:26,628
啱聽

518
00:28:26,962 --> 00:28:29,631
我們想去莫斯科或烏克蘭蜜月

519
00:28:29,798 --> 00:28:31,175
都知不太傳統

520
00:28:31,425 --> 00:28:32,801
傳統條命！

521
00:28:33,010 --> 00:28:35,888
-那裡好似會槍斃基佬？
-那是烏干達

522
00:28:36,096 --> 00:28:37,931
好心去夏威夷

523
00:28:39,850 --> 00:28:41,476
想要揈頭嗎？揈頭

524
00:28:41,643 --> 00:28:42,978
揈頭，要揈頭嗎？

525
00:28:43,187 --> 00:28:45,272
還以為你戒了，比利

526
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,817
-戒了憤怒丸，德拉瑪
-我要兩粒

527
00:28:49,026 --> 00:28:51,195
阿里一定看過未完成的片

528
00:28:51,445 --> 00:28:52,487
不是我導演的

529
00:28:52,696 --> 00:28:54,198
你很緊張

530
00:28:54,656 --> 00:28:55,657
真可愛

531
00:28:55,866 --> 00:28:58,327
-影相從不緊張？
-不，我知我靚

532
00:28:58,493 --> 00:29:01,830
記得填好這份保密協議書

533
00:29:01,997 --> 00:29:03,874
否則要離場

534
00:29:04,082 --> 00:29:06,501
Ｅ君，這屋很變態
文斯幾時買的？

535
00:29:06,668 --> 00:29:08,170
不是文斯，是烏龜的

536
00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:10,839
咪玩，這友仔搵幾多？

537
00:29:11,048 --> 00:29:13,842
小姐，不能用鉛筆填寫

538
00:29:14,009 --> 00:29:15,093
真有其事？

539
00:29:15,344 --> 00:29:17,679
你打低四條友
因為他們睇戲大聲講嘢？

540
00:29:17,846 --> 00:29:21,517
誇大了，只打甩一個下巴及另一個鼻

541
00:29:21,725 --> 00:29:23,685
第三個……冇第四個

542
00:29:23,894 --> 00:29:26,522
掟他出去，跑掉了

543
00:29:26,688 --> 00:29:28,941
男友在旁嗎？他怎樣做

544
00:29:29,149 --> 00:29:31,443
沒有，兩年冇拍拖了

545
00:29:31,652 --> 00:29:32,861
太專注事業

546
00:29:33,070 --> 00:29:36,073
你得四場戲就想要個封面？

547
00:29:36,323 --> 00:29:38,992
施嘉莉《觸不到的她》
冇出鏡都有封面

548
00:29:39,201 --> 00:29:41,203
你有她對波，我俾個封面你

549
00:29:41,453 --> 00:29:43,372
我有幾個封面快出街，德拉瑪

550
00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:45,374
還推了幾個

551
00:29:45,582 --> 00:29:47,376
你在溝什麼東西？

552
00:29:47,543 --> 00:29:49,169
Ｅ仔水

553
00:29:49,545 --> 00:29:52,130
搖頭丸加水加偉哥

554
00:29:52,881 --> 00:29:56,510
同人唔同命？星期二下晝就這樣？

555
00:29:56,718 --> 00:29:58,387
星期三仲勁

556
00:29:58,554 --> 00:29:59,763
阿里，有請你

557
00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:01,890
-我未婚夫格雷
-不，羅伊，不！

558
00:30:02,057 --> 00:30:04,726
-艾力，特維斯
-幸會

559
00:30:04,893 --> 00:30:06,228
艾力是文斯經理人

560
00:30:06,478 --> 00:30:08,772
特維斯爸爸是片廠合資人

561
00:30:08,981 --> 00:30:11,024
那些錢遲早歸我

562
00:30:11,233 --> 00:30:14,611
你最好當我就是合資人

563
00:30:15,571 --> 00:30:16,572
冇眼花吧

564
00:30:17,406 --> 00:30:19,366
跟文斯傾偈的是
超模艾蜜莉蘿德查絲潔？

565
00:30:19,575 --> 00:30:21,827
-正是
-你想識她？

566
00:30:22,077 --> 00:30:25,080
我想娶她，但先要結識吧

567
00:30:26,582 --> 00:30:28,834
-前世
-Ｅ君，飲杯水

568
00:30:29,042 --> 00:30:30,836
-點解？
-你好乾

569
00:30:31,044 --> 00:30:32,796
-講真？
-塊面好黃

570
00:30:33,005 --> 00:30:34,047
文斯錢司！

571
00:30:34,256 --> 00:30:37,301
超級粉絲，尤其是
《潛水俠２》的粉絲

572
00:30:37,551 --> 00:30:40,012
謝謝，我只拍了《潛水俠１》

573
00:30:40,762 --> 00:30:44,057
那些漫畫電影全溝亂了

574
00:30:44,266 --> 00:30:45,726
除了《復仇者聯盟》

575
00:30:45,934 --> 00:30:48,312
五個英雄一齊出現

576
00:30:48,562 --> 00:30:51,440
-勁爆，是吧？
-是嘛

577
00:30:51,648 --> 00:30:55,235
-特，認識艾蜜莉？
-未，但似曾相識

578
00:30:55,444 --> 00:30:57,779
在飛機看到你拍的雜誌內頁

579
00:30:57,946 --> 00:30:59,781
好像很冷，當時冷嗎？

580
00:31:00,032 --> 00:31:01,074
當時很冷

581
00:31:01,283 --> 00:31:02,951
仍很火辣

582
00:31:05,621 --> 00:31:09,833
特，文斯想多謝你對這部片的支持

583
00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:12,252
-是
-一億再加宣傳費

584
00:31:12,461 --> 00:31:13,962
聽說想要更多

585
00:31:14,463 --> 00:31:15,547
多少少

586
00:31:15,756 --> 00:31:18,300
我很想知點解

587
00:31:19,968 --> 00:31:22,054
我去攞飲品，你們傾吧

588
00:31:22,262 --> 00:31:23,430
好

589
00:31:24,973 --> 00:31:26,558
文斯，你女友？

590
00:31:26,767 --> 00:31:28,560
不，只是朋友

591
00:31:29,144 --> 00:31:32,189
-我可以追？
-隨便

592
00:31:32,439 --> 00:31:36,777
點解要問，城中美女不全是你的

593
00:31:55,837 --> 00:31:57,172
西裝友

594
00:31:57,381 --> 00:31:58,841
你沒事吧？

595
00:31:59,466 --> 00:32:00,634
感覺怪怪的

596
00:32:00,843 --> 00:32:02,177
有幾怪？

597
00:32:02,386 --> 00:32:04,721
俾女望我就硬起來

598
00:32:04,930 --> 00:32:06,640
只是今天或經常？

599
00:32:09,852 --> 00:32:11,103
你好靚仔

600
00:32:12,938 --> 00:32:14,857
我該食住上

601
00:32:15,107 --> 00:32:16,859
正路，西裝友

602
00:32:18,193 --> 00:32:19,736
你真好人，比利

603
00:32:19,945 --> 00:32:22,614
不如投資部片揾你拍

604
00:32:22,823 --> 00:32:25,200
-看過我的作品？
-不是全部

605
00:32:25,409 --> 00:32:29,079
但你那新片的預告看過５００次

606
00:32:29,288 --> 00:32:31,707
不如投資部片搵我拍

607
00:32:31,874 --> 00:32:33,166
我是文斯哥哥尊尼

608
00:32:33,375 --> 00:32:36,128
你也是演員？

609
00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:38,171
是

610
00:32:38,380 --> 00:32:40,424
-拍過什麼？
-全部

611
00:32:40,674 --> 00:32:43,135
-看過他的片嗎？
-我…

612
00:32:43,343 --> 00:32:44,970
我看過《海盜歷險記》

613
00:32:45,179 --> 00:32:47,306
-真的？
-他有份演這片

614
00:32:47,556 --> 00:32:48,557
四場戲咁多

615
00:32:48,849 --> 00:32:50,767
四場關鍵戲，他很出色

616
00:32:50,976 --> 00:32:52,060
-真係？
-是

617
00:32:52,227 --> 00:32:53,645
我拍這片原因之一是

618
00:32:53,979 --> 00:32:56,398
我知這角色對他意義重大

619
00:32:56,648 --> 00:32:58,734
-會改寫他人生
-謝謝

620
00:32:58,901 --> 00:33:01,111
-很期待
-我也是

621
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,238
怎樣？有片睇嗎？

622
00:33:03,447 --> 00:33:08,076
-放心，還有一個鐘才天黑
-等大家坐好就天黑，開波

623
00:33:08,243 --> 00:33:10,954
-好吧，我去找Ｅ君
-別理他

624
00:33:13,081 --> 00:33:15,417
你是《海盜歷險記》粉絲？

625
00:33:16,084 --> 00:33:18,378
-住了多久？
-幾個月

626
00:33:18,587 --> 00:33:21,465
連傢俱，好似住好耐

627
00:33:21,715 --> 00:33:23,091
你怎做到，烏龜？

628
00:33:23,258 --> 00:33:24,885
賣白粉？

629
00:33:25,594 --> 00:33:27,596
不，為何這樣說？

630
00:33:27,804 --> 00:33:31,558
上次見你還是寄居文斯的肥仔

631
00:33:31,808 --> 00:33:33,477
而家住在史匹堡隔離

632
00:33:34,394 --> 00:33:36,021
我開了間龍舌蘭酒公司

633
00:33:36,230 --> 00:33:37,481
-是嗎？
-是

634
00:33:37,773 --> 00:33:39,107
還開始健身

635
00:33:39,316 --> 00:33:40,901
做體適能？

636
00:33:42,819 --> 00:33:45,822
打拳及健美操

637
00:33:46,114 --> 00:33:47,157
真可愛

638
00:33:50,244 --> 00:33:52,496
-什麼聲音？
-有人在搞嘢

639
00:33:53,121 --> 00:33:54,248
離譜

640
00:33:55,749 --> 00:33:56,917
死剷！

641
00:33:57,125 --> 00:33:58,210
有人！

642
00:33:59,461 --> 00:34:00,629
-等我來
-混蛋

643
00:34:01,797 --> 00:34:04,216
唏！撞鬼！

644
00:34:05,050 --> 00:34:07,928
發夢都估不到是你！

645
00:34:08,135 --> 00:34:09,429
-對不起
-不用

646
00:34:09,637 --> 00:34:11,515
我喜歡

647
00:34:11,807 --> 00:34:13,058
嗨，朗達露絲

648
00:34:13,267 --> 00:34:15,059
你上場比賽我贏了５００元

649
00:34:16,436 --> 00:34:17,813
（山坡道製作）

650
00:34:23,193 --> 00:34:24,820
你是處女座？

651
00:34:26,154 --> 00:34:27,405
雙子

652
00:34:27,655 --> 00:34:29,407
孖人？

653
00:34:29,825 --> 00:34:31,326
-是
-我鍾意打孖上

654
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,327
來，文斯

655
00:34:33,537 --> 00:34:36,081
快快開場吧！

656
00:34:36,289 --> 00:34:39,876
-有想過打籃球嗎？
-會簽我？

657
00:34:42,296 --> 00:34:45,423
我們還等什麼？

658
00:34:45,673 --> 00:34:48,177
文斯不想你和這班人一齊睇

659
00:34:48,802 --> 00:34:50,262
-離譜
-什麼？

660
00:34:50,470 --> 00:34:52,431
-有幾爛？
-阿里…

661
00:34:52,681 --> 00:34:55,392
你很緊張，文斯，從未見過

662
00:34:55,642 --> 00:34:57,686
-話我知，很爛？
-不，不爛

663
00:34:57,853 --> 00:34:59,354
-說不是爛片
-不是爛片

664
00:34:59,563 --> 00:35:00,689
開場！

665
00:35:02,191 --> 00:35:04,693
開場！開場！開場！

666
00:35:04,860 --> 00:35:07,362
開場！開場！開場！開場！

667
00:35:07,571 --> 00:35:12,534
來！開場啊！文斯！開場！

668
00:35:13,869 --> 00:35:16,330
文斯！我們要睇片！

669
00:35:16,538 --> 00:35:17,831
來，乖乖！

670
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,499
開場！開場！開場！

671
00:35:19,708 --> 00:35:22,127
開場！開場！開場！

672
00:35:22,336 --> 00:35:24,254
開場！開場！開場！

673
00:35:24,463 --> 00:35:26,048
開場！開場！開場！

674
00:35:26,215 --> 00:35:29,051
等我去處理

675
00:35:29,259 --> 00:35:34,056
文斯？開場吧
我想跟艾蜜莉之後打場波

676
00:35:34,223 --> 00:35:35,724
片長幾多？

677
00:35:35,933 --> 00:35:37,309
１４０分鐘

678
00:35:37,518 --> 00:35:38,727
咁長！

679
00:35:39,144 --> 00:35:43,273
我鍾意短片喜劇
《死蠢鬥一番之燥底耆兵》看過嗎？

680
00:35:43,482 --> 00:35:44,691
-取消試映
-百看不厭

681
00:35:44,900 --> 00:35:46,068
叫他去死

682
00:35:46,276 --> 00:35:48,237
俾碟特維斯及阿里回家看

683
00:35:48,445 --> 00:35:50,739
-等等，文斯
-我同艾蜜莉一齊看

684
00:35:51,740 --> 00:35:52,824
各位

685
00:35:53,033 --> 00:35:54,910
-文斯！
-好消息及壞消息

686
00:35:56,620 --> 00:35:58,288
壞的是放映機壞了

687
00:35:58,497 --> 00:36:01,416
不！不！文斯，不！

688
00:36:01,625 --> 00:36:02,918
好消息是…

689
00:36:03,085 --> 00:36:04,878
看誰剛來了

690
00:36:05,087 --> 00:36:07,548
-費路！
-費路？邊個費路？

691
00:36:07,756 --> 00:36:10,467
可否請你上台表演？

692
00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:14,429
我要殺了文斯

693
00:36:21,937 --> 00:36:23,939
-我玩完了
-未死得，阿里，放鬆

694
00:36:24,147 --> 00:36:26,859
放鬆？記得那哥倫比亞球員…

695
00:36:27,067 --> 00:36:29,778
入了烏龍波後俾人隊冧？

696
00:36:29,945 --> 00:36:32,114
這片仆直我們遲早有這下場

697
00:36:32,322 --> 00:36:35,951
文斯冇得翻身，你同我都冇

698
00:36:36,118 --> 00:36:37,744
仲話放鬆

699
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:44,793
我不算苛求吧？

700
00:36:45,002 --> 00:36:47,379
子女健康快樂，世界和平

701
00:36:47,588 --> 00:36:50,382
間中想老婆對波大點…

702
00:36:50,966 --> 00:36:52,467
-但我…
-你做什麼？

703
00:36:54,595 --> 00:36:57,097
-沒什麼
-你沒上床

704
00:36:57,639 --> 00:36:59,766
不，還未

705
00:37:00,309 --> 00:37:01,935
什麼，你祈禱？

706
00:37:02,186 --> 00:37:03,979
是，不可以嗎？

707
00:37:04,438 --> 00:37:06,231
你不信神

708
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,983
我信好那方面

709
00:37:08,984 --> 00:37:12,112
兩點了，你半夜看這片

710
00:37:12,321 --> 00:37:13,322
要培養情緒

711
00:37:13,530 --> 00:37:16,366
-而家開始，陪我睇？
-你說不准

712
00:37:16,575 --> 00:37:19,244
若太爛你可幫我吹簫，打救我

713
00:37:19,912 --> 00:37:21,330
祝你好運，床上見

714
00:37:21,914 --> 00:37:22,956
我愛你

715
00:37:23,165 --> 00:37:24,333
我都係

716
00:37:35,552 --> 00:37:37,638
文斯，別令我失望

717
00:37:38,847 --> 00:37:40,933
別累死我

718
00:37:42,017 --> 00:37:44,269
（山坡道製作公司）

719
00:37:44,603 --> 00:37:46,355
（聯合出品）

720
00:37:46,855 --> 00:37:49,358
（文斯錢司作品）

721
00:37:53,862 --> 00:37:57,824
（《海德》）

722
00:38:50,669 --> 00:38:53,255
可惜天下無不散之筵席

723
00:39:04,808 --> 00:39:08,103
放心，艾蜜莉不會扑那鄉下仔

724
00:39:08,270 --> 00:39:11,064
-她跟他走了
-話之，沒可能

725
00:39:11,273 --> 00:39:13,150
有錢人總可越級媾女

726
00:39:13,358 --> 00:39:14,818
你話烏龜同朗達？

727
00:39:15,068 --> 00:39:18,947
她扭斷他條頸多過扑他那瘦籮

728
00:39:19,156 --> 00:39:20,240
即管睇下點

729
00:39:20,657 --> 00:39:23,744
我們成晚傳短訊，她發來艷照

730
00:39:23,952 --> 00:39:25,162
-是嘛
-收聲

731
00:39:27,956 --> 00:39:29,374
那是比賽宣傳照

732
00:39:29,583 --> 00:39:31,335
但還未出街，死仔

733
00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:35,464
她說發個的士程式給我，羨慕吧

734
00:39:35,964 --> 00:39:38,258
比賽照，的士

735
00:39:38,467 --> 00:39:41,094
她想要的似乎不是你的啫啫

736
00:39:41,303 --> 00:39:45,807
同意，可能想問你要錢，小富豪

737
00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:49,853
沒問題，跟她合作好過約會

738
00:39:50,103 --> 00:39:51,813
你咪貪口爽，烏龜

739
00:39:52,147 --> 00:39:55,150
他食的瘦身丸可能有雌激素

740
00:39:55,317 --> 00:39:57,110
-嗨！
-早晨，大佬

741
00:39:57,319 --> 00:39:59,655
-阿里有聲氣嗎？
-靜如深海

742
00:39:59,863 --> 00:40:01,990
可能仲未睇，文斯

743
00:40:02,157 --> 00:40:04,409
或者影碟機壞了

744
00:40:06,828 --> 00:40:08,747
坐下，我準備了你至愛的

745
00:40:08,997 --> 00:40:10,541
手捲牛角包

746
00:40:10,749 --> 00:40:13,835
班尼迪蛋配香檳些利汁

747
00:40:14,086 --> 00:40:16,171
以及鮮搾石榴汁

748
00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:17,422
那是你的至愛

749
00:40:17,631 --> 00:40:20,008
尊尼，謝謝，我不餓

750
00:40:20,968 --> 00:40:24,596
就算阿里憎套片，又如何？

751
00:40:24,847 --> 00:40:26,515
他骨子裡仍是經理人

752
00:40:26,723 --> 00:40:29,309
-真的，話之阿里
-話之佢

753
00:40:29,518 --> 00:40:30,644
話之阿里

754
00:40:30,853 --> 00:40:31,895
謝謝，手足

755
00:40:33,689 --> 00:40:34,773
阿里

756
00:40:36,191 --> 00:40:37,526
-他聽到嗎？
-他怎麼說？

757
00:40:37,693 --> 00:40:40,028
-他叫我們出去
-為什麼？

758
00:40:43,866 --> 00:40:45,659
-哇！
-你老闆

759
00:40:45,868 --> 00:40:48,203
-看這靚車
-他不討厭部片

760
00:40:48,370 --> 00:40:50,163
不，他勁喜歡

761
00:40:50,581 --> 00:40:53,166
‘文斯，我很感動’

762
00:40:53,625 --> 00:40:55,544
‘Ｅ君，你做得好’

763
00:41:03,135 --> 00:41:04,928
有提我嗎，細佬？

764
00:41:11,059 --> 00:41:12,227
（阿拉里）

765
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:25,282
我們來了！

766
00:41:25,490 --> 00:41:26,617
對，寶貝！

767
00:41:37,044 --> 00:41:39,755
你答我，阿里，沒時間了

768
00:41:39,963 --> 00:41:43,091
我借間屋給你行禮還不夠，羅伊？

769
00:41:43,258 --> 00:41:48,180
謝謝你的慷慨，但那對我很重要

770
00:41:48,388 --> 00:41:49,723
我要多點資料

771
00:41:49,932 --> 00:41:52,059
-什麼資料？
-你穿什麼之類

772
00:41:52,267 --> 00:41:53,477
不能穿白色

773
00:41:53,685 --> 00:41:56,313
-你搞嘢多過…
-阿里

774
00:41:57,981 --> 00:41:59,274
嗨，里安

775
00:42:00,108 --> 00:42:01,276
你去死，阿里

776
00:42:01,527 --> 00:42:03,278
既往不咎？

777
00:42:06,114 --> 00:42:08,867
舒特拉，別留下猶太人

778
00:42:09,117 --> 00:42:11,245
-阿里？
-羅伊，我愛你

779
00:42:11,453 --> 00:42:13,080
但不能夠應承

780
00:42:17,292 --> 00:42:19,294
（阿里專用）

781
00:42:20,295 --> 00:42:21,338
有冇搞錯

782
00:42:29,471 --> 00:42:31,932
阿里，你不是泊那裡吧

783
00:42:32,140 --> 00:42:35,143
我間廠，再講吊銷你的泊車證

784
00:42:35,352 --> 00:42:36,728
混蛋

785
00:42:38,355 --> 00:42:40,983
邊個夠薑泊了我個位，阿倫？

786
00:42:41,233 --> 00:42:42,276
不清楚

787
00:42:42,901 --> 00:42:45,487
拖走，老子心情好，吐口水算數

788
00:42:45,654 --> 00:42:47,322
是我架車，阿里

789
00:42:47,489 --> 00:42:49,283
特維斯先生來見你

790
00:42:49,491 --> 00:42:51,994
-見到了
-對不起

791
00:42:52,327 --> 00:42:54,580
-不知泊哪裡
-沒問題

792
00:42:54,788 --> 00:42:58,333
如何？昨晚看了文斯的傑作？

793
00:42:58,709 --> 00:43:00,294
看了，有空談談？

794
00:43:01,169 --> 00:43:04,339
有，有，有，不接電話，阿倫

795
00:43:04,548 --> 00:43:06,967
行，記著１１點的夫婦治療

796
00:43:07,176 --> 00:43:10,137
還有，要在他的車吐口水嗎？

797
00:43:11,597 --> 00:43:14,141
哇！好地方

798
00:43:14,349 --> 00:43:15,475
舒適吧？

799
00:43:15,684 --> 00:43:17,311
該看看我爸的辦公室

800
00:43:17,519 --> 00:43:19,563
更大更豪華吧

801
00:43:19,771 --> 00:43:24,026
不，我爸不花錢搞門面

802
00:43:24,276 --> 00:43:26,570
他著重做實事

803
00:43:26,778 --> 00:43:29,615
不論是賣豬耳作狗糧

804
00:43:29,823 --> 00:43:32,326
還是賣甲烷俾中東佬互炸

805
00:43:32,534 --> 00:43:36,622
我打過電話給你爸，等他回電

806
00:43:36,830 --> 00:43:39,625
我叫他等我們談完再打給你

807
00:43:40,209 --> 00:43:43,003
顯然我不像你那樣喜歡這套片

808
00:43:43,212 --> 00:43:45,339
-不？
-不，不是傑作

809
00:43:45,547 --> 00:43:47,591
-我眼中不是
-那…

810
00:43:47,799 --> 00:43:50,552
你有什麼資格批評？

811
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:53,347
讀過奧斯汀電影學院一學期

812
00:43:53,555 --> 00:43:55,974
老師都讚我品味一流

813
00:43:56,225 --> 00:43:58,560
從你的衣著看得出

814
00:44:00,020 --> 00:44:02,981
阿里，我對部片有點意見

815
00:44:03,232 --> 00:44:06,026
我爸希望你認真聽

816
00:44:06,235 --> 00:44:08,654
意見？評論？

817
00:44:08,862 --> 00:44:10,405
點叫都好

818
00:44:10,614 --> 00:44:14,409
都是關於刪剪文斯的變種哥哥

819
00:44:15,827 --> 00:44:17,037
-德拉瑪
-是

820
00:44:17,246 --> 00:44:20,040
他很討厭，要刪掉

821
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,796
作為片中唯一的人類對我是一項挑戰

822
00:44:26,004 --> 00:44:27,422
其他人都死掉

823
00:44:27,589 --> 00:44:29,758
對你演出有影響嗎？

824
00:44:29,967 --> 00:44:31,051
沒有影響

825
00:44:31,885 --> 00:44:34,054
不能影響，我要全情投入

826
00:44:34,263 --> 00:44:36,640
若受影響就發揮不好

827
00:44:36,849 --> 00:44:38,100
真有趣

828
00:44:38,350 --> 00:44:39,434
是

829
00:44:40,143 --> 00:44:43,021
來，寶貝，露兩點看看

830
00:44:43,272 --> 00:44:44,982
-求求你
-你好猴禽

831
00:44:45,232 --> 00:44:47,401
昨晚起已是第三次

832
00:44:47,609 --> 00:44:50,237
明天有試演所以有點緊張

833
00:44:50,445 --> 00:44:53,824
你把聲令我放鬆，是讚美

834
00:44:54,241 --> 00:44:55,284
好吧

835
00:44:55,868 --> 00:44:57,286
解開褲鈕

836
00:44:57,494 --> 00:44:58,662
來吧，寶貝

837
00:45:00,289 --> 00:45:01,290
除掉

838
00:45:01,957 --> 00:45:04,042
爽，啱晒我心水

839
00:45:05,294 --> 00:45:06,295
珍！

840
00:45:06,628 --> 00:45:07,921
你搞什麼鬼？

841
00:45:08,130 --> 00:45:10,841
-蘭迪，你應該在查沃斯
-他是乜水？

842
00:45:11,049 --> 00:45:12,968
我不是乜水

843
00:45:13,177 --> 00:45:15,929
-著番件衫
-天呀，你不該在此！

844
00:45:16,138 --> 00:45:19,308
我會刮到你

845
00:45:19,516 --> 00:45:22,519
-刮到你就知味道！
-尊尼，很對不起

846
00:45:22,728 --> 00:45:24,313
尊尼，車我去剪片？

847
00:45:26,481 --> 00:45:29,151
-好，細佬
-你搞緊乜？

848
00:45:32,404 --> 00:45:35,449
-開間伏特加公司？
-掂硬

849
00:45:35,657 --> 00:45:37,492
-但我不喝酒
-真的？

850
00:45:37,659 --> 00:45:39,661
我有大把好路數

851
00:45:39,870 --> 00:45:43,498
你可搞健美程式，及服飾品牌

852
00:45:43,874 --> 00:45:46,293
如今的品牌不夠好？

853
00:45:46,501 --> 00:45:49,129
可以更上一層樓

854
00:45:49,421 --> 00:45:51,673
我混亂了，這是工作會議？

855
00:45:53,759 --> 00:45:55,844
-我不清楚
-我都是

856
00:45:56,970 --> 00:45:58,013
難道是約會？

857
00:45:58,222 --> 00:45:59,973
我不會煮飯給工作伙伴

858
00:46:00,682 --> 00:46:03,352
還以為有正常好男人想約我

859
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,103
我想過！我想！

860
00:46:05,354 --> 00:46:09,066
冇２５０磅都唔夠膽同我講嘢，我明

861
00:46:09,316 --> 00:46:10,943
-不，不是那樣
-你走吧

862
00:46:11,151 --> 00:46:12,986
-唔送，烏龜
-朗達，別這樣

863
00:46:13,195 --> 00:46:15,531
我發火前你最好離開

864
00:46:16,365 --> 00:46:17,699
叫部的士給你

865
00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,868
前度的士

866
00:46:20,536 --> 00:46:22,538
死人頭混蛋

867
00:46:22,704 --> 00:46:24,790
他不肯再放水？為何？

868
00:46:24,998 --> 00:46:26,041
我在處理

869
00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:29,336
-你說他的意見沒關係
-是，我會解決

870
00:46:29,545 --> 00:46:32,172
你要快手，沒資金埋不到尾

871
00:46:32,381 --> 00:46:34,383
真的？還以為埋尾用鐵鏟

872
00:46:34,591 --> 00:46:36,885
文斯知嗎？他正去剪片

873
00:46:37,094 --> 00:46:39,263
我告訴你超支

874
00:46:39,513 --> 00:46:42,015
是你這個矮仔的責任通知他

875
00:46:42,224 --> 00:46:43,767
你去吧，我要上分娩堂

876
00:46:43,976 --> 00:46:45,394
你真夠勤力，Ｅ君

877
00:46:45,602 --> 00:46:48,981
週三中午上分娩堂，多得你唔少

878
00:46:49,690 --> 00:46:50,774
嗨，老婆

879
00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:55,070
-很期待治療
-不用，倒錢落海

880
00:46:55,279 --> 00:46:56,613
-杰士
-阿里，梅麗莎

881
00:46:56,822 --> 00:46:58,240
-嗨
-你好嗎？

882
00:46:58,490 --> 00:46:59,741
來這裡都唔慌好

883
00:46:59,908 --> 00:47:03,245
你也來，唔好得我幾多

884
00:47:03,745 --> 00:47:04,997
會好玩

885
00:47:05,914 --> 00:47:07,124
吸氣

886
00:47:07,374 --> 00:47:10,919
一，二，三

887
00:47:11,712 --> 00:47:12,796
繼續

888
00:47:13,005 --> 00:47:14,756
叫萊恩？

889
00:47:14,965 --> 00:47:16,842
-仔定女名？
-都可以

890
00:47:17,593 --> 00:47:18,844
我鍾意

891
00:47:19,386 --> 00:47:20,929
但萊恩墨菲拍了《歡樂合唱團》

892
00:47:21,096 --> 00:47:24,224
會認錯我們ＢＢ是他？

893
00:47:24,433 --> 00:47:27,060
如果叫他萊恩墨菲就會

894
00:47:29,938 --> 00:47:32,065
查德洛為什麼盯住你？

895
00:47:33,442 --> 00:47:35,777
嗨，你好嗎？

896
00:47:40,949 --> 00:47:43,327
-別小題大造
-原來你們拍過拖

897
00:47:43,577 --> 00:47:45,954
只出過幾次街，沒大不了

898
00:47:46,163 --> 00:47:49,625
-他女友不知怎麼想
-他們不是一起

899
00:47:49,791 --> 00:47:51,460
為何來上堂？

900
00:47:51,668 --> 00:47:53,795
我們都來上堂

901
00:47:53,962 --> 00:47:55,672
-這城無奇不有
-是

902
00:47:56,882 --> 00:47:59,968
不再追問，我們關係會好點

903
00:48:00,177 --> 00:48:01,220
同意

904
00:48:01,470 --> 00:48:02,971
你們沒上床吧

905
00:48:03,138 --> 00:48:04,890
有冇搞錯？

906
00:48:05,098 --> 00:48:06,808
你不能吧

907
00:48:06,975 --> 00:48:09,645
腹大便便，會整親個ＢＢ？

908
00:48:09,811 --> 00:48:12,648
放心，艾力，我沒搞嘢

909
00:48:12,814 --> 00:48:14,816
不是我不想

910
00:48:14,983 --> 00:48:16,985
你可能不知道

911
00:48:17,152 --> 00:48:19,071
大肚婆特別姣

912
00:48:19,279 --> 00:48:22,199
問題是沒人想和我上床

913
00:48:23,450 --> 00:48:24,868
我想

914
00:48:26,286 --> 00:48:28,080
你想暗示什麼？

915
00:48:28,288 --> 00:48:30,999
你愛我，想和我復合？

916
00:48:31,166 --> 00:48:33,335
不是說愛？我說上床

917
00:48:33,585 --> 00:48:37,005
你想的話，可以立即和你上床

918
00:48:37,172 --> 00:48:39,007
但我不想動情

919
00:48:40,509 --> 00:48:43,053
我六個月都未被人攬過

920
00:48:43,262 --> 00:48:45,389
你開始動情

921
00:48:46,682 --> 00:48:49,309
-跟我回家
-講真？

922
00:48:49,518 --> 00:48:52,604
當然，你乾淨，我信你

923
00:48:52,813 --> 00:48:54,314
-思容
-是

924
00:48:54,815 --> 00:48:58,026
-我其實不太乾淨
-什麼意思？

925
00:48:59,820 --> 00:49:01,697
昨晚跟人上過床

926
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,825
誰？‘我想要你啫啫’小姐？

927
00:49:05,868 --> 00:49:07,119
不，另有其人

928
00:49:07,327 --> 00:49:10,038
其實昨天都有和她上床

929
00:49:10,205 --> 00:49:13,041
-兩女一日？
-是天意

930
00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:14,501
你是誰？

931
00:49:14,710 --> 00:49:18,547
為何總是這樣坦白？

932
00:49:18,714 --> 00:49:19,882
我就是這樣

933
00:49:20,048 --> 00:49:22,217
-所以我們分手
-不

934
00:49:22,426 --> 00:49:25,929
分手是因為你搞我後母，別忘記

935
00:49:26,138 --> 00:49:28,265
你話坦白從寬你會接受

936
00:49:28,515 --> 00:49:29,558
別忘記

937
00:49:29,725 --> 00:49:30,893
我試過，艾力

938
00:49:31,101 --> 00:49:35,522
我不搬去紐約因我真的想嘗試

939
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:37,649
遲點再談

940
00:49:44,948 --> 00:49:46,867
-喂
-是美蘭妮

941
00:49:47,075 --> 00:49:48,785
半小時後小門餐廳見

942
00:49:48,994 --> 00:49:51,455
-想不到是你
-不是寒暄

943
00:49:51,705 --> 00:49:53,916
我有了ＢＢ，你若不來

944
00:49:54,124 --> 00:49:56,543
我律師會找你

945
00:50:01,465 --> 00:50:02,549
艾力

946
00:50:02,925 --> 00:50:05,219
想不到我會這樣說

947
00:50:05,427 --> 00:50:06,929
我想再試

948
00:50:10,349 --> 00:50:11,725
你聽到嗎？

949
00:50:16,230 --> 00:50:18,023
好，講完

950
00:50:21,818 --> 00:50:25,781
為何不再服那些‘憤怒藥’？

951
00:50:25,948 --> 00:50:28,033
-我覺得冇效
-有效

952
00:50:28,242 --> 00:50:32,329
除了影響我不想受干擾的某處

953
00:50:32,579 --> 00:50:36,333
-你無法勃起？
-我沒說，有講嗎？

954
00:50:36,583 --> 00:50:39,753
-他無法完事
-即是可以搞成晚

955
00:50:39,962 --> 00:50:40,963
嘭！

956
00:50:42,047 --> 00:50:45,509
你覺得他故態復萌

957
00:50:46,051 --> 00:50:47,845
像坐上時光機

958
00:50:48,053 --> 00:50:50,597
幾乎破壞你們婚姻的行為

959
00:50:50,806 --> 00:50:51,807
對

960
00:50:52,349 --> 00:50:53,976
你不覺得是真，阿里？

961
00:50:54,184 --> 00:50:57,145
當然，因為根本不是真

962
00:50:57,771 --> 00:50:59,815
我應承她若我再工作

963
00:51:00,023 --> 00:51:04,027
只會是玩樂，的確是，我整天在笑

964
00:51:04,403 --> 00:51:08,198
那些藥不能令我放鬆
只令我放軟

965
00:51:08,407 --> 00:51:11,159
反而令我發火，令我太太難過

966
00:51:11,326 --> 00:51:14,204
為了眼前這部大片

967
00:51:14,413 --> 00:51:18,208
我有點緊張，因為直至昨晚才看到

968
00:51:18,417 --> 00:51:19,960
謝天謝地它很出色

969
00:51:20,168 --> 00:51:22,838
但失驚無神這個崩版阿甘

970
00:51:23,005 --> 00:51:26,216
阻頭阻勢，想剪明星導演阿哥的戲

971
00:51:26,425 --> 00:51:30,512
而他那土豪老豆又不覆我電話

972
00:51:30,762 --> 00:51:35,017
是，我有丁點緊張，正常人都會？

973
00:51:36,185 --> 00:51:38,770
不如轉話題，不談工作

974
00:51:39,813 --> 00:51:42,816
-講今天做過什麼
-有關係嗎？

975
00:51:43,025 --> 00:51:45,652
他借間屋俾前助手舉行婚禮

976
00:51:45,861 --> 00:51:48,280
-我視他為女兒
-沒問我一聲

977
00:51:48,488 --> 00:51:51,700
-你一定喜歡
-３００基佬在後園走來走去？

978
00:51:51,909 --> 00:51:53,911
你這假設有偏見

979
00:51:54,119 --> 00:51:58,707
他說婚禮是羅馬酒池肉林式
以玻璃假陽具做裝飾

980
00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:00,876
好明顯是講笑

981
00:52:01,293 --> 00:52:03,086
他有這情緒起伏

982
00:52:03,295 --> 00:52:07,799
一時在電話大叫
一時在地上祈禱

983
00:52:08,008 --> 00:52:11,220
我覺得他隨時爆煲

984
00:52:11,386 --> 00:52:12,721
根本不是這樣

985
00:52:13,430 --> 00:52:15,682
-叫你關掉
-以為關了

986
00:52:16,433 --> 00:52:18,310
可能是德州佬或文斯

987
00:52:18,894 --> 00:52:20,229
是片廠

988
00:52:22,356 --> 00:52:24,816
是新電話，不懂怎樣較靜音

989
00:52:25,025 --> 00:52:27,611
-關掉電源
-不懂怎樣關

990
00:52:28,403 --> 00:52:29,738
又是片廠

991
00:52:29,905 --> 00:52:32,074
-別接
-有緊要事

992
00:52:32,282 --> 00:52:34,159
-別接
-德州佬或文斯

993
00:52:34,368 --> 00:52:35,410
我要接

994
00:52:37,746 --> 00:52:39,623
-怎樣？
-你把文斯部片

995
00:52:39,873 --> 00:52:42,334
給拉森兒子看？

996
00:52:42,543 --> 00:52:43,919
是，你點知道？

997
00:52:44,086 --> 00:52:45,879
剪接師打來

998
00:52:46,088 --> 00:52:48,507
-那小子上了去
-離譜

999
00:52:48,757 --> 00:52:50,092
-文斯呢？
-未到

1000
00:52:50,259 --> 00:52:52,261
那小子說

1001
00:52:52,469 --> 00:52:54,721
‘那靚仔導演不准進來’

1002
00:52:54,930 --> 00:52:57,266
‘所有人都是，直至我話得’

1003
00:53:03,772 --> 00:53:04,857
阿里？

1004
00:53:05,274 --> 00:53:06,942
-阿里？
-收線了，丹娜

1005
00:53:13,448 --> 00:53:15,409
我可以繼續

1006
00:53:16,785 --> 00:53:19,204
可能她真的想扑你，我搞錯

1007
00:53:19,413 --> 00:53:24,084
你搞錯，你令我轉軚
打給她道個歉

1008
00:53:24,293 --> 00:53:27,296
打了兩次，留言信箱

1009
00:53:27,504 --> 00:53:29,173
烏龜，很對不起

1010
00:53:29,381 --> 00:53:33,594
-我而家都周身蟻
-別搞人家女友就冇事

1011
00:53:33,802 --> 00:53:36,972
-她沒有說有男友
-不用擔心

1012
00:53:37,181 --> 00:53:39,308
除非她爆響口，他找不到你

1013
00:53:39,474 --> 00:53:40,809
他可能認得我

1014
00:53:41,018 --> 00:53:43,562
不太可能，十億分一機會

1015
00:53:43,812 --> 00:53:46,315
-別挖苦我
-永不？

1016
00:53:48,150 --> 00:53:49,818
你有什麼不妥？

1017
00:53:51,361 --> 00:53:53,530
你知我明天試演？

1018
00:53:53,780 --> 00:53:56,116
《心計》的三號受害人

1019
00:53:56,325 --> 00:54:00,120
-又老又殘的芭蕾舞者
-好角色？

1020
00:54:02,122 --> 00:54:05,792
自知過去廿年一直被人恥笑

1021
00:54:06,376 --> 00:54:08,170
但在文斯部片

1022
00:54:08,337 --> 00:54:09,963
我似乎開竅了

1023
00:54:10,714 --> 00:54:12,716
求神拜佛他們看後

1024
00:54:12,966 --> 00:54:15,135
對我另眼相看

1025
00:54:15,552 --> 00:54:17,596
我有預感一定會

1026
00:54:19,848 --> 00:54:21,016
謝謝

1027
00:54:22,434 --> 00:54:24,228
-是Ｅ君？
-不

1028
00:54:24,436 --> 00:54:26,230
-好似
-是他

1029
00:54:29,149 --> 00:54:30,192
坐穩

1030
00:54:36,615 --> 00:54:37,658
嗨，Ｅ君！

1031
00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:40,619
-為何在此？
-沒什麼

1032
00:54:40,869 --> 00:54:42,454
你架車呢？

1033
00:54:42,829 --> 00:54:44,873
洛衫磯沒有人行路，好戇居

1034
00:54:45,374 --> 00:54:47,668
我玩完了

1035
00:54:50,837 --> 00:54:52,422
特維斯，開門

1036
00:54:52,631 --> 00:54:55,884
-我只同阿里傾，文斯
-傾什麼？嗨！

1037
00:54:56,593 --> 00:54:58,887
-開門！
-文斯，好嗎？

1038
00:54:59,054 --> 00:55:01,640
-麥克
-《賤熊３》在配音

1039
00:55:01,890 --> 00:55:04,226
-３？打算拍幾集？
-２０集都得

1040
00:55:04,434 --> 00:55:06,478
什麼事？被女友鎖在外面？

1041
00:55:06,687 --> 00:55:08,397
不，我個投資者

1042
00:55:08,564 --> 00:55:11,108
講真？我叫手下破門而入

1043
00:55:11,316 --> 00:55:13,026
-他叫倉鼠，冇人性
-我冇人性

1044
00:55:13,777 --> 00:55:14,903
-文斯
-阿里！

1045
00:55:15,112 --> 00:55:18,198
-你間片廠好鬼兜踎
-麥克，冷靜

1046
00:55:18,407 --> 00:55:20,492
我好冷靜，你最好郁手

1047
00:55:20,701 --> 00:55:22,578
咪俾人知你這樣對待電影人

1048
00:55:22,786 --> 00:55:25,330
-究竟什麼事？
-我在處理

1049
00:55:25,539 --> 00:55:27,416
Ｅ君話他不會再注資

1050
00:55:27,624 --> 00:55:28,667
-是嗎？
-阿里

1051
00:55:29,418 --> 00:55:30,419
他不滿

1052
00:55:30,627 --> 00:55:32,796
-不滿部片？
-沒關係

1053
00:55:33,213 --> 00:55:34,256
講真話

1054
00:55:34,548 --> 00:55:38,010
-對，阿里，講！
-講真話，別怕醜

1055
00:55:39,261 --> 00:55:42,222
他不妥德拉瑪，要剪走他

1056
00:55:43,432 --> 00:55:45,058
-尊尼？
-咁點得，文斯

1057
00:55:45,267 --> 00:55:49,271
我拍緊《華堡一家真人騷》
誰剪走我阿媽，我殺了他

1058
00:55:49,479 --> 00:55:51,523
就算她的戲屎過德拉瑪

1059
00:55:51,732 --> 00:55:54,610
佐敦的雷吉識嗎？要球鞋嗎？

1060
00:55:54,818 --> 00:55:56,612
-不，謝謝麥克
-收到

1061
00:55:56,820 --> 00:55:59,615
-我不會剪走尊尼
-不，當然不

1062
00:55:59,823 --> 00:56:01,283
我會搞掂

1063
00:56:01,491 --> 00:56:02,534
你最好掂

1064
00:56:06,580 --> 00:56:08,498
弊！是阿里高德

1065
00:56:10,959 --> 00:56:15,255
拖走三號剪接室那個牛屎鄉下仔

1066
00:56:15,464 --> 00:56:19,343
若遭反抗，我准你射爆他的頭

1067
00:56:23,138 --> 00:56:24,765
你好似ＮＢＡ球員，Ｅ君

1068
00:56:24,973 --> 00:56:26,975
有人問：‘是孖胎嗎？’

1069
00:56:27,184 --> 00:56:30,771
‘不，不是’
‘一個十月，一個四月出世’

1070
00:56:30,979 --> 00:56:33,565
-像古時三妻四妾
-別開玩笑

1071
00:56:33,774 --> 00:56:37,152
-但我可以怎麼辦？
-還未知是否你經手

1072
00:56:37,319 --> 00:56:39,821
-或者她想生下來
-她有企圖

1073
00:56:46,161 --> 00:56:48,747
-不用等我
-明白，但都會等

1074
00:56:54,795 --> 00:56:56,505
他正白痴，別理他！

1075
00:56:56,672 --> 00:56:59,967
有人理，還讓他騎劫我部片

1076
00:57:00,175 --> 00:57:02,594
-不是落井下石…
-什麼？

1077
00:57:02,803 --> 00:57:06,640
公關打來話傳媒問我們是否拍拖

1078
00:57:07,140 --> 00:57:10,018
沒有所謂，隨你喜歡怎樣說

1079
00:57:10,310 --> 00:57:11,895
還有其他

1080
00:57:12,145 --> 00:57:13,355
-其他？
-其他

1081
00:57:13,522 --> 00:57:16,191
他們想知取消試映是否因為…

1082
00:57:16,358 --> 00:57:18,694
-套片唔掂
-離譜

1083
00:57:18,902 --> 00:57:21,363
-你點答？
-當然話好

1084
00:57:23,824 --> 00:57:25,617
真的覺得好？

1085
00:57:26,201 --> 00:57:27,244
是

1086
00:57:28,537 --> 00:57:29,788
別再追問

1087
00:57:30,038 --> 00:57:31,874
靚仔唔可以冇信心

1088
00:57:37,045 --> 00:57:38,589
我打給Ｅ君

1089
00:57:43,218 --> 00:57:44,344
進來做什麼？？

1090
00:57:44,636 --> 00:57:45,679
肚餓

1091
00:57:46,221 --> 00:57:47,598
（文斯）

1092
00:57:49,183 --> 00:57:50,559
艾力

1093
00:57:51,226 --> 00:57:52,561
嗨！

1094
00:57:52,769 --> 00:57:53,896
-寶娜
-我記得

1095
00:57:54,146 --> 00:57:56,607
-你好嗎？
-好，真湊巧

1096
00:57:56,815 --> 00:57:59,401
想揾你傾但沒有交換號碼

1097
00:57:59,610 --> 00:58:00,777
很對不起

1098
00:58:01,028 --> 00:58:04,865
-坐一會可以嗎？
-我其實約了人

1099
00:58:05,073 --> 00:58:08,076
-遲點找你？
-昨晚搞完嘢

1100
00:58:08,285 --> 00:58:10,370
-我要坐
-好

1101
00:58:10,579 --> 00:58:13,415
-他昨晚搞的女子？
-是吧

1102
00:58:13,624 --> 00:58:16,501
-她大了肚？
-我跟不上

1103
00:58:16,710 --> 00:58:19,796
那次對我來說是閃電埋牙

1104
00:58:20,047 --> 00:58:21,590
我很少速食

1105
00:58:21,798 --> 00:58:22,841
我都係

1106
00:58:23,091 --> 00:58:24,718
是因為你

1107
00:58:24,927 --> 00:58:28,514
純品又體貼

1108
00:58:29,306 --> 00:58:30,432
裝出來的？

1109
00:58:30,766 --> 00:58:32,851
-不
-講真？

1110
00:58:34,478 --> 00:58:36,188
-嗨
-嗨

1111
00:58:36,396 --> 00:58:39,274
-另一條女？
-不清楚，是吧

1112
00:58:39,650 --> 00:58:40,734
今鋪杰

1113
00:58:40,943 --> 00:58:42,653
-要插手？
-要

1114
00:58:42,861 --> 00:58:45,280
-影相
-帶埋女友？

1115
00:58:45,489 --> 00:58:48,617
不，剛撞到，昨晚才認識

1116
00:58:49,826 --> 00:58:52,829
你女友？你昨晚說沒有女友

1117
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:54,748
不，我沒有女友

1118
00:58:54,957 --> 00:58:56,833
不，我不是他女友

1119
00:58:57,084 --> 00:58:58,210
唔好意思

1120
00:58:58,919 --> 00:59:00,295
雖然有上床

1121
00:59:01,713 --> 00:59:02,881
昨天

1122
00:59:03,340 --> 00:59:05,217
講真？我們都有

1123
00:59:05,551 --> 00:59:08,136
-他搞大埋你個肚？
-仲未知

1124
00:59:08,303 --> 00:59:11,515
最好去驗，他的精蟲很壯

1125
00:59:11,723 --> 00:59:15,227
好，今日就睇婦科

1126
00:59:16,436 --> 00:59:17,896
你們幾點搞？

1127
00:59:18,146 --> 00:59:19,523
朝早六點，有事嗎？

1128
00:59:19,731 --> 00:59:20,983
幸好，你沒事

1129
00:59:21,233 --> 00:59:24,444
我想找你傾是因為…

1130
00:59:24,653 --> 00:59:26,780
真難開口

1131
00:59:27,114 --> 00:59:29,283
-你最好都去睇醫生
-點解？

1132
00:59:29,491 --> 00:59:31,368
我不想當她面說

1133
00:59:31,577 --> 00:59:32,703
說什麼？

1134
00:59:34,329 --> 00:59:37,583
我可能中招
未必會傳染

1135
00:59:38,166 --> 00:59:39,334
別嫌棄我，八婆

1136
00:59:39,543 --> 00:59:42,838
-你有梅毒之類？
-好心你收聲？

1137
00:59:43,130 --> 00:59:45,799
同時對著你倆，我啞口無言

1138
00:59:46,008 --> 00:59:49,344
話你是典型洛杉磯賤精，很對不起

1139
00:59:49,553 --> 00:59:51,763
-我不是
-我們話你是！

1140
00:59:51,972 --> 00:59:54,057
見一個搞一個

1141
00:59:54,308 --> 00:59:56,018
-我沒有
-我們話你有！

1142
00:59:56,476 --> 00:59:57,519
‘我們’？

1143
00:59:58,061 --> 00:59:59,563
我們以前一齊住，艾力

1144
00:59:59,771 --> 01:00:02,357
近排少見，但今朝傾偈

1145
01:00:02,566 --> 01:00:04,151
竟提到你

1146
01:00:06,862 --> 01:00:09,281
-你冇大肚
-冇

1147
01:00:09,489 --> 01:00:11,700
-你冇生花柳
-冇！

1148
01:00:12,034 --> 01:00:13,076
謝天謝地！

1149
01:00:13,327 --> 01:00:14,703
白費心機

1150
01:00:14,870 --> 01:00:16,830
不，不是白費，我收到

1151
01:00:17,039 --> 01:00:20,042
謝謝，不該謝，對不起

1152
01:00:20,292 --> 01:00:21,543
咁都得？

1153
01:00:25,756 --> 01:00:26,798
（《海德》）

1154
01:00:27,007 --> 01:00:30,219
仍然太灰
目標雖是奧斯卡

1155
01:00:30,385 --> 01:00:31,762
但仍很有娛樂性

1156
01:00:32,179 --> 01:00:35,182
要讓德州的冇牙鄉下佬

1157
01:00:35,390 --> 01:00:37,768
除了索粉甚至扑埋細妹外

1158
01:00:37,976 --> 01:00:40,562
週末仍有好消遣

1159
01:00:40,729 --> 01:00:42,564
我們想睇片，阿里

1160
01:00:42,773 --> 01:00:45,400
正在燒碟，人人都睇得

1161
01:00:45,609 --> 01:00:47,236
-你未睇？
-睇過

1162
01:00:47,444 --> 01:00:48,820
-掂？
-好掂，丹娜

1163
01:00:49,029 --> 01:00:50,656
昨晚看了

1164
01:00:51,448 --> 01:00:53,909
掂到我想今晚等所有人走後

1165
01:00:54,117 --> 01:00:58,247
竄入海德實驗室的佈景打飛機

1166
01:00:59,373 --> 01:01:01,375
阿里，艾利斯不停打來

1167
01:01:02,751 --> 01:01:04,753
-片廠主席？
-我知他是誰

1168
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:05,963
他來了

1169
01:01:06,213 --> 01:01:08,048
-艾利斯來了？
-是

1170
01:01:08,257 --> 01:01:09,341
他怎說？

1171
01:01:11,844 --> 01:01:14,555
他叫你立即撲上他辦公室

1172
01:01:16,056 --> 01:01:17,641
該怎麼回覆？

1173
01:01:18,976 --> 01:01:22,646
你叫他仆落來我辦公室

1174
01:01:23,939 --> 01:01:24,982
立即！

1175
01:01:26,984 --> 01:01:28,443
阿里！阿里！

1176
01:01:28,944 --> 01:01:30,404
他怎麼說？

1177
01:01:31,488 --> 01:01:33,031
頂你個肺！

1178
01:01:47,254 --> 01:01:48,505
阿里，嗨！

1179
01:01:48,714 --> 01:01:52,134
-老哥，五月四日上畫？
-我沒時間

1180
01:01:52,384 --> 01:01:54,678
-你講真？
-我同市場部傾傾

1181
01:01:54,887 --> 01:01:58,432
同新的《飢餓遊戲》打對台
會死得好慘

1182
01:01:58,640 --> 01:02:00,100
我記起了，我不認識你

1183
01:02:09,693 --> 01:02:10,903
嗨，華倫

1184
01:02:11,111 --> 01:02:14,281
-你怎對艾利斯？
-沒事的

1185
01:02:14,656 --> 01:02:16,909
-你知我佔多少？
-全部

1186
01:02:17,117 --> 01:02:18,535
知就好，搞掂它

1187
01:02:18,744 --> 01:02:20,662
搞掂了，謝謝，華倫

1188
01:02:32,341 --> 01:02:34,676
-阿里！
-沒時間，謝茜

1189
01:02:34,843 --> 01:02:36,428
你這樣對我？

1190
01:02:38,347 --> 01:02:40,098
和奇夫斯剛通完電話

1191
01:02:40,349 --> 01:02:43,352
他說你仍未批我部心頭好

1192
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:46,021
-是，謝茜，我們將…
-有冇搞錯？

1193
01:02:46,230 --> 01:02:49,858
你以為我鍾意拍末日喪屍片？

1194
01:02:50,025 --> 01:02:52,194
還是個初哥導演

1195
01:02:52,444 --> 01:02:56,073
不停影我屁股，然後放上網

1196
01:02:56,323 --> 01:02:57,783
-這個…
-離晒譜

1197
01:02:57,991 --> 01:03:01,578
望實我
你不批我就劈炮

1198
01:03:01,787 --> 01:03:04,081
-不再理這片
-搞掂

1199
01:03:04,331 --> 01:03:05,874
-發誓
-我發誓搞掂

1200
01:03:06,083 --> 01:03:07,125
-發誓！
-搞掂

1201
01:03:07,376 --> 01:03:08,710
-以你媽起誓！
-以我媽！

1202
01:03:31,733 --> 01:03:33,277
你黐了邊條線？

1203
01:03:33,527 --> 01:03:36,071
-別嬲，尊，你個心
-我心沒問題

1204
01:03:36,280 --> 01:03:37,698
不，你年紀大

1205
01:03:38,407 --> 01:03:39,533
你當笑話？

1206
01:03:39,741 --> 01:03:41,577
你當時說我不用理會拉森

1207
01:03:41,785 --> 01:03:44,621
我怎知你一開鏡就超支

1208
01:03:44,830 --> 01:03:47,499
成本多少不重要，重要是回報

1209
01:03:47,708 --> 01:03:51,003
-這片會收…
-我拍心口推薦

1210
01:03:51,211 --> 01:03:52,379
你坐這個位

1211
01:03:52,588 --> 01:03:54,173
不，你求我坐

1212
01:03:54,423 --> 01:03:56,258
其實你求我坐你個位

1213
01:03:56,508 --> 01:04:00,095
然後你收番，話栽培我

1214
01:04:00,554 --> 01:04:03,557
-只有一年！
-這就叫栽培？

1215
01:04:03,765 --> 01:04:05,726
殘酷新世界，我們都在其中

1216
01:04:05,934 --> 01:04:06,977
減低風險

1217
01:04:07,186 --> 01:04:11,523
扮晒死狗向牛屎佬叩頭？

1218
01:04:11,732 --> 01:04:16,278
話你知，這部片不要他們一個崩

1219
01:04:16,528 --> 01:04:18,530
-不需要
-董事局不同意

1220
01:04:19,198 --> 01:04:20,616
我亦不同意

1221
01:04:20,782 --> 01:04:23,619
預算及製作路線

1222
01:04:24,953 --> 01:04:26,205
是因為文斯

1223
01:04:26,455 --> 01:04:30,083
沒人認為他有資格執導，但你硬要

1224
01:04:30,292 --> 01:04:32,753
所以你想我繼承你

1225
01:04:32,961 --> 01:04:35,214
-凡事夾硬來
-隨你點諗

1226
01:04:35,672 --> 01:04:38,467
你不用再理這片
由丹娜接手

1227
01:04:38,634 --> 01:04:41,428
這白痴想搞垮我們這部好片

1228
01:04:41,637 --> 01:04:45,557
這白痴的老豆擁有半部片

1229
01:04:45,766 --> 01:04:48,060
他丟落垃圾筒都得

1230
01:04:48,268 --> 01:04:50,604
-你有…
-丹娜搞得掂

1231
01:04:50,812 --> 01:04:52,314
你別再插手

1232
01:04:52,564 --> 01:04:53,982
尊，你不能炒我

1233
01:04:54,149 --> 01:04:55,817
阿里，剛炒了

1234
01:04:59,446 --> 01:05:01,907
搞邊科？找你找了兩個鐘

1235
01:05:02,115 --> 01:05:05,452
手機瓜了，剛才死過番生

1236
01:05:05,661 --> 01:05:08,705
-洛城女子很毒辣
-我不敢再惹

1237
01:05:08,914 --> 01:05:11,208
因為這單抑或冇人俾你惹？

1238
01:05:11,458 --> 01:05:12,834
我愛你們

1239
01:05:13,001 --> 01:05:14,670
但而家冇心情聽

1240
01:05:14,836 --> 01:05:19,258
這個特維斯很難搞，我要番個經理人

1241
01:05:19,591 --> 01:05:20,676
我在

1242
01:05:20,926 --> 01:05:23,470
阿里有否說他為何不肯注資？

1243
01:05:23,887 --> 01:05:26,056
-不喜歡部片？
-那部份？

1244
01:05:26,849 --> 01:05:27,891
是我？

1245
01:05:30,227 --> 01:05:33,397
求神保佑不是因為我

1246
01:05:33,647 --> 01:05:35,941
你這病態自戀狂！

1247
01:05:36,149 --> 01:05:38,318
不是事事都有你份

1248
01:05:38,527 --> 01:05:39,611
今次有，德拉瑪

1249
01:05:44,199 --> 01:05:45,284
剪掉我吧

1250
01:05:45,534 --> 01:05:46,535
尊尼，別這樣

1251
01:05:46,743 --> 01:05:47,828
我明白

1252
01:05:48,036 --> 01:05:49,037
剪吧

1253
01:05:49,246 --> 01:05:51,039
嘆世界輪不到我

1254
01:05:51,206 --> 01:05:54,960
我只識得自視過高，冇演戲天份

1255
01:05:55,168 --> 01:05:57,045
你收聲，放低樽酒

1256
01:05:57,212 --> 01:06:01,133
-你該飲我的龍舌蘭
-真男人飲威士忌

1257
01:06:09,558 --> 01:06:10,684
文斯

1258
01:06:13,562 --> 01:06:16,315
不想因為我搞垮你部片，細佬

1259
01:06:16,565 --> 01:06:18,859
在這世界，你比我重要得多

1260
01:06:19,067 --> 01:06:20,527
我終於接受了

1261
01:06:21,236 --> 01:06:22,321
尊尼

1262
01:06:22,779 --> 01:06:25,282
沒有你這部片就不成事

1263
01:06:25,532 --> 01:06:26,658
還有Ｅ君

1264
01:06:26,867 --> 01:06:29,328
甚至烏龜
我們想點就點

1265
01:06:29,578 --> 01:06:32,956
不是聽那土豪二世祖擺佈

1266
01:06:33,332 --> 01:06:35,918
你演得很好，告訴他，手足

1267
01:06:36,752 --> 01:06:39,421
看到這片才知你懂演戲

1268
01:06:40,464 --> 01:06:41,590
過獎

1269
01:06:41,798 --> 01:06:43,300
放心，我們搞得掂

1270
01:06:43,550 --> 01:06:46,929
最多一齊番紐約皇后區同阿媽住

1271
01:06:47,554 --> 01:06:49,223
我不想番，細佬

1272
01:06:49,431 --> 01:06:50,599
我搞掂

1273
01:06:50,807 --> 01:06:52,809
我太鍾意這邊的天氣

1274
01:06:59,399 --> 01:07:00,984
-喂？
-你知道嘛？

1275
01:07:01,235 --> 01:07:04,196
我知你是誰，《海盜歷險記》的德域

1276
01:07:04,404 --> 01:07:05,989
我要殺了你！

1277
01:07:06,198 --> 01:07:07,991
你知道嘛？

1278
01:07:08,450 --> 01:07:09,910
我已死掉

1279
01:07:11,411 --> 01:07:13,330
睇你點殺！

1280
01:07:17,125 --> 01:07:19,127
嗨！來了

1281
01:07:19,336 --> 01:07:21,380
-特，謝謝抽空
-多謝你來

1282
01:07:21,630 --> 01:07:22,840
-好嗎？
-你都來？

1283
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:25,843
是

1284
01:07:26,051 --> 01:07:27,469
是這樣的

1285
01:07:27,719 --> 01:07:29,972
之前很對不起，文斯

1286
01:07:30,639 --> 01:07:35,060
-因阿里不肯聽我講
-他想保護我，一向如此

1287
01:07:35,269 --> 01:07:38,313
我想保住我的錢，一向如此

1288
01:07:38,522 --> 01:07:40,065
我們理解

1289
01:07:40,274 --> 01:07:42,651
我知我們見過，但你是什麼崗位？

1290
01:07:42,818 --> 01:07:45,153
-我是監製
-亦是我經理人

1291
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:46,822
噢，對！

1292
01:07:47,281 --> 01:07:50,450
你是皮斯訪問中那薄餅仔？

1293
01:07:50,659 --> 01:07:53,370
文斯，你關照的人多過紅十字會

1294
01:07:53,620 --> 01:07:55,497
他們關照我更多

1295
01:07:55,747 --> 01:07:58,041
你會這樣想真好

1296
01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:00,878
我想聽你對部片的意見

1297
01:08:01,086 --> 01:08:03,463
-你似乎不喜歡我哥
-是

1298
01:08:03,672 --> 01:08:05,048
-他演得不好
-這…

1299
01:08:05,257 --> 01:08:08,844
-我不同意
-你當局者迷

1300
01:08:09,052 --> 01:08:11,680
他是你哥，所以看不清

1301
01:08:11,889 --> 01:08:13,473
我是藝術家，不偏不倚

1302
01:08:13,682 --> 01:08:17,435
可能另有原因你不喜歡他

1303
01:08:17,685 --> 01:08:20,397
他在片中很關鍵，包括尾場

1304
01:08:20,647 --> 01:08:22,690
怎可能剪掉他

1305
01:08:22,858 --> 01:08:25,319
你說另有原因很合理

1306
01:08:26,194 --> 01:08:28,197
你有其他不滿？

1307
01:08:28,363 --> 01:08:31,783
-有，我寫了給阿里
-何不直接點

1308
01:08:32,284 --> 01:08:35,037
這樣令我有點難堪，文斯

1309
01:08:35,203 --> 01:08:37,998
你不單是導演，還擔正

1310
01:08:38,207 --> 01:08:40,333
沒關係，對事不對人

1311
01:08:40,542 --> 01:08:43,212
一部電影需要多方面配合

1312
01:08:43,420 --> 01:08:45,714
你究竟有何不滿？

1313
01:08:45,881 --> 01:08:47,549
好吧

1314
01:08:48,132 --> 01:08:49,717
除了你哥

1315
01:08:49,885 --> 01:08:50,928
我亦不滿你

1316
01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:57,809
我也覺得怪，文斯
我是你超級粉絲

1317
01:08:58,018 --> 01:09:02,230
全世界可能只有我
喜歡你那部《麥德林》

1318
01:09:02,397 --> 01:09:06,234
但在這部片，你似乎想搞荒誕

1319
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:09,238
像尊尼特普在《魔盜王》

1320
01:09:09,446 --> 01:09:12,074
他搏了一鋪

1321
01:09:12,241 --> 01:09:15,118
可能仆直，但好彩，行得通

1322
01:09:15,452 --> 01:09:17,246
但你在這片

1323
01:09:17,703 --> 01:09:18,747
行不通

1324
01:09:18,913 --> 01:09:20,916
可能由於自己執導

1325
01:09:21,083 --> 01:09:23,460
又有老友睇住一切

1326
01:09:23,710 --> 01:09:25,754
沒有人走上前說…

1327
01:09:25,962 --> 01:09:28,882
‘嗨，這段很無聊很戇居’

1328
01:09:29,091 --> 01:09:30,717
肯定是這樣

1329
01:09:32,469 --> 01:09:34,888
你該兜面打他一拳

1330
01:09:35,096 --> 01:09:38,975
-我真的想過
-可能當局者迷，真的很爛

1331
01:09:39,560 --> 01:09:40,978
細佬，你聽住

1332
01:09:41,185 --> 01:09:44,273
一世人兩兄弟，要爛齊齊爛

1333
01:09:50,112 --> 01:09:52,322
-正到痺嗎，老婆？
-是，阿里

1334
01:09:53,156 --> 01:09:55,117
-你鍾意？
-是

1335
01:09:55,325 --> 01:09:57,119
-你愛？
-我愛

1336
01:09:57,661 --> 01:09:59,621
-冇呃我？
-冇

1337
01:10:00,122 --> 01:10:01,206
-再講
-我愛它

1338
01:10:01,415 --> 01:10:02,457
-再講
-我愛它！

1339
01:10:02,666 --> 01:10:04,877
文斯從影以來最好的！

1340
01:10:05,085 --> 01:10:06,128
快點埋尾？

1341
01:10:06,461 --> 01:10:08,881
藥效仍在，有心無力

1342
01:10:09,089 --> 01:10:13,302
那麼彈開，我廿分鐘前完事

1343
01:10:14,761 --> 01:10:15,971
對不起

1344
01:10:16,138 --> 01:10:17,890
這小子玩殘我

1345
01:10:18,348 --> 01:10:20,601
我知近排冷落了你

1346
01:10:20,809 --> 01:10:24,938
我再出山不是為錢
是為留名

1347
01:10:25,355 --> 01:10:27,149
令家族驕傲

1348
01:10:27,524 --> 01:10:31,904
然後主動引退，但這小子阻頭阻勢

1349
01:10:32,112 --> 01:10:33,655
冇果樣整果樣

1350
01:10:34,323 --> 01:10:36,533
他錯了，不能讓他得逞

1351
01:10:36,825 --> 01:10:39,369
話德拉瑪戲屎可能有道理

1352
01:10:39,578 --> 01:10:40,621
但文斯？

1353
01:10:40,829 --> 01:10:43,790
百分之二百是他錯

1354
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,668
他個人意見

1355
01:10:47,169 --> 01:10:48,587
你可以怎樣做？

1356
01:10:58,847 --> 01:11:00,015
唔該，很快走

1357
01:11:00,182 --> 01:11:02,434
-阿里，冇著老西？
-今晚冇，狄維

1358
01:11:14,988 --> 01:11:16,490
怎知我住這兒？

1359
01:11:17,407 --> 01:11:19,159
我們替你訂房

1360
01:11:19,368 --> 01:11:20,369
-可以進來嗎？
-不

1361
01:11:20,577 --> 01:11:22,496
你沒回電給我

1362
01:11:22,704 --> 01:11:24,748
-阿里，有人在
-我不介意

1363
01:11:25,666 --> 01:11:26,708
對不起

1364
01:11:26,959 --> 01:11:29,503
不知道你在工作

1365
01:11:29,878 --> 01:11:33,882
我叫保安來攆你走，怎樣？

1366
01:11:34,049 --> 01:11:37,678
很對不起，但片廠有既定規矩

1367
01:11:37,886 --> 01:11:40,556
-即使這城無法無天
-我爸想射瓜你

1368
01:11:40,764 --> 01:11:42,641
好個墨西哥僵局

1369
01:11:42,891 --> 01:11:46,562
看了你提議的改動

1370
01:11:46,770 --> 01:11:51,275
無聊到我都想射瓜自己

1371
01:11:51,483 --> 01:11:52,693
我同意

1372
01:11:53,318 --> 01:11:55,696
-同意什麼？
-我搔不著癢處

1373
01:11:55,904 --> 01:11:57,573
不知怎表達

1374
01:11:57,781 --> 01:12:00,033
-文斯錢司演得很好
-廢話！

1375
01:12:00,242 --> 01:12:04,121
他很屎，那靚仔樣很累事，很礙眼

1376
01:12:04,329 --> 01:12:07,082
怎可剪走他個樣？

1377
01:12:07,249 --> 01:12:08,709
剪不走

1378
01:12:09,209 --> 01:12:11,086
所以我和爸決定啃了它

1379
01:12:11,253 --> 01:12:12,796
再注資

1380
01:12:13,046 --> 01:12:15,716
另找演員及導演重拍

1381
01:12:16,091 --> 01:12:19,344
重拍？可知要花多少錢？

1382
01:12:19,553 --> 01:12:21,263
條數你來計

1383
01:12:21,471 --> 01:12:24,516
數碼化可能平點

1384
01:12:24,933 --> 01:12:27,436
去年看了夏庫爾演唱會

1385
01:12:27,644 --> 01:12:29,646
條友死了廿年

1386
01:12:31,273 --> 01:12:33,275
你在派對沒有不妥文斯

1387
01:12:33,483 --> 01:12:34,943
甚至是粉絲

1388
01:12:35,277 --> 01:12:36,695
有事發生了？

1389
01:12:37,696 --> 01:12:39,531
我不知道你講什麼

1390
01:12:41,074 --> 01:12:44,369
-什麼事？
-我不知你發乜噏風

1391
01:12:44,578 --> 01:12:47,497
你不走，我真的叫保安

1392
01:12:50,375 --> 01:12:52,669
條友因私人恩怨…

1393
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:55,506
-搞垮部億元製作？
-阿里說的

1394
01:12:55,714 --> 01:12:58,926
-他想用全息影像代替我
-可以嗎？

1395
01:12:59,134 --> 01:13:01,470
我試過被數碼角色代替

1396
01:13:01,637 --> 01:13:03,347
但在開鏡前

1397
01:13:03,722 --> 01:13:05,849
我究竟得罪他什麼？

1398
01:13:06,099 --> 01:13:09,853
你們有握手嗎？南方佬好講禮貌

1399
01:13:10,103 --> 01:13:11,146
好似有

1400
01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:13,607
艾美爾咸瑪，１２點位

1401
01:13:13,982 --> 01:13:15,067
冤家路窄

1402
01:13:15,275 --> 01:13:18,153
嗨，文斯錢司，地獄ＤＪ

1403
01:13:18,320 --> 01:13:20,197
-好嗎，艾？
-好嗎？

1404
01:13:21,323 --> 01:13:25,661
-你知我同艾蜜莉拍拖？
-艾蜜莉？以為分了手

1405
01:13:25,869 --> 01:13:27,746
分了手又如何

1406
01:13:28,622 --> 01:13:30,791
不，時間地點不對

1407
01:13:31,166 --> 01:13:33,293
我會失驚無神…

1408
01:13:33,502 --> 01:13:35,087
偷襲做瓜你

1409
01:13:36,672 --> 01:13:38,757
你應該知我講什麼，德拉瑪

1410
01:13:40,217 --> 01:13:41,844
慢慢享用沙律

1411
01:13:44,513 --> 01:13:46,974
-瘀死
-比我想像大隻

1412
01:13:47,182 --> 01:13:49,184
為何不解釋你們沒拍拖？

1413
01:13:49,351 --> 01:13:50,435
我們拍了

1414
01:13:50,894 --> 01:13:53,856
-真的？幾時開始？
-試映會後

1415
01:13:54,314 --> 01:13:57,734
我去找她，她跟特剛睇完片

1416
01:14:00,362 --> 01:14:01,446
什麼？

1417
01:14:02,030 --> 01:14:04,741
媾女？全因為媾女？

1418
01:14:04,992 --> 01:14:06,159
你們亂諗

1419
01:14:06,368 --> 01:14:08,161
你怎麼可以不告訴我們

1420
01:14:08,370 --> 01:14:09,371
點解要講？

1421
01:14:09,580 --> 01:14:11,373
媾美女最大樂趣

1422
01:14:11,540 --> 01:14:14,877
-是在朋友面前吹噓
-烏龜，我對樂趣見解不同

1423
01:14:15,127 --> 01:14:17,170
-我不信
-不信什麼？

1424
01:14:17,421 --> 01:14:19,381
特維斯昨天沒可能知

1425
01:14:19,548 --> 01:14:20,883
-沒可能
-為什麼？

1426
01:14:21,216 --> 01:14:23,844
他可能在屋外等她

1427
01:14:24,052 --> 01:14:26,388
我們才蠢到不知你去她家

1428
01:14:26,555 --> 01:14:28,348
亂講，沒可能

1429
01:14:30,642 --> 01:14:34,229
-他揸黃色林寶堅尼？
-是，泊過在片廠，為何？

1430
01:14:35,606 --> 01:14:38,942
今鋪杰！為何不忍多一晚？

1431
01:14:39,193 --> 01:14:43,071
-成年的心血
-未來廿年都睇佢食飯

1432
01:14:43,405 --> 01:14:45,574
-我靠佢翻身
-希望她值得

1433
01:14:45,782 --> 01:14:48,744
我真要因為他而遠離她？

1434
01:14:48,952 --> 01:14:50,495
我們是這種人？

1435
01:14:53,081 --> 01:14:54,833
-我照媾她
-我都係

1436
01:14:55,083 --> 01:14:57,294
老婆都會批准我

1437
01:14:57,711 --> 01:14:59,421
-話之佢
-真的，話之佢

1438
01:14:59,630 --> 01:15:01,882
不需要他，我出那８００萬

1439
01:15:02,090 --> 01:15:04,259
這友仔究竟有幾發？

1440
01:15:04,426 --> 01:15:07,721
真的，文，不單因為我愛你，
我愛這片

1441
01:15:07,930 --> 01:15:09,681
謝謝，烏龜，不用你出錢

1442
01:15:09,890 --> 01:15:11,725
-我出
-我出一半

1443
01:15:11,934 --> 01:15:13,769
-謝謝
-我手緊，細佬

1444
01:15:14,478 --> 01:15:17,606
你們的手足情義很感動，但沒用

1445
01:15:17,814 --> 01:15:19,733
這片是拉森的，他不會要你的錢

1446
01:15:19,942 --> 01:15:22,486
-束手無策？
-不，我會搞掂

1447
01:15:22,694 --> 01:15:24,613
-點搞？
-放心，乸形

1448
01:15:24,780 --> 01:15:26,073
我有計，拜！

1449
01:15:26,448 --> 01:15:27,658
-拜！
-拜！

1450
01:15:28,992 --> 01:15:30,619
竟然束手無策

1451
01:15:30,786 --> 01:15:33,705
我三點試鏡，誰幫我對稿？

1452
01:15:33,914 --> 01:15:35,332
-唔駛旨意
-係咁先

1453
01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:39,002
-朗達覆了
-真的？說什麼？

1454
01:15:39,253 --> 01:15:43,131
‘道歉要堂堂正正當面講’

1455
01:15:43,298 --> 01:15:44,800
一起來嗎？

1456
01:15:45,092 --> 01:15:46,510
-當然
-當然

1457
01:15:47,970 --> 01:15:51,014
控制你的肉體

1458
01:15:51,265 --> 01:15:54,434
才是你宇宙的主人

1459
01:15:54,643 --> 01:15:58,272
我會解決問題

1460
01:15:58,939 --> 01:16:02,234
心平氣和控制呼吸

1461
01:16:02,734 --> 01:16:04,736
乃成功關鍵

1462
01:16:04,945 --> 01:16:08,699
我會想出辦法

1463
01:16:10,033 --> 01:16:12,327
把恐懼放到一邊

1464
01:16:12,536 --> 01:16:15,706
因恐懼會蠶食你

1465
01:16:16,373 --> 01:16:21,712
我不會讓人看到我的陰暗面

1466
01:16:24,131 --> 01:16:29,178
要學習不讓這爛鬼電話分我心

1467
01:16:29,344 --> 01:16:31,555
-乜事？
-關於婚禮，阿里

1468
01:16:31,763 --> 01:16:33,348
羅伊，我有天大難題

1469
01:16:33,557 --> 01:16:36,685
話之誰在你那基友婚禮送你出嫁

1470
01:16:36,852 --> 01:16:38,020
打俾你班網友

1471
01:16:38,270 --> 01:16:40,022
-實有程式幫到你
-阿里

1472
01:16:40,272 --> 01:16:42,524
我剛向班初中生

1473
01:16:42,691 --> 01:16:44,902
講藝人中介行業的前境

1474
01:16:45,152 --> 01:16:49,281
看著他們的面珠仔突然想到
我爸不會來我婚禮

1475
01:16:49,489 --> 01:16:50,866
不關我的事，羅伊

1476
01:16:51,074 --> 01:16:53,368
-你知為什麼？
-我不管

1477
01:16:53,535 --> 01:16:56,371
自從我出櫃後，他便不睬我

1478
01:16:56,580 --> 01:16:59,958
他看不出？懵過《哭泣遊戲》那人？

1479
01:17:00,209 --> 01:17:04,338
-我而家當你是我爸，阿里
-羅伊，我應付不來

1480
01:17:04,546 --> 01:17:07,382
我要想辦法挽救…

1481
01:17:07,591 --> 01:17:10,594
我畢生最大投資的這部片

1482
01:17:10,802 --> 01:17:13,388
你投資的是人，不是物

1483
01:17:13,555 --> 01:17:16,016
所以我成功了，你都會

1484
01:17:16,225 --> 01:17:17,768
-還有，阿里？
-什麼？

1485
01:17:18,060 --> 01:17:19,228
我愛你

1486
01:17:24,525 --> 01:17:26,944
去死！…

1487
01:17:27,194 --> 01:17:28,612
去死！

1488
01:17:28,820 --> 01:17:29,988
去死！…

1489
01:17:36,912 --> 01:17:39,456
還來得及鬆人，她未見到你

1490
01:17:41,208 --> 01:17:42,209
噢！

1491
01:17:43,001 --> 01:17:44,044
太遲

1492
01:17:45,546 --> 01:17:46,964
朗達

1493
01:17:47,589 --> 01:17:50,968
烏龜，去邊都帶埋後援？

1494
01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:52,970
對不起，文斯

1495
01:17:53,762 --> 01:17:56,807
-你話若我想道歉…
-道什麼歉?

1496
01:17:57,015 --> 01:18:00,227
-你不要諗錯隔離
-那應該點諗?

1497
01:18:00,435 --> 01:18:01,436
我想…

1498
01:18:01,645 --> 01:18:05,274
-和你去街
-那為什麼講生意經？

1499
01:18:05,482 --> 01:18:09,444
這友仔話你不會睇上我

1500
01:18:09,611 --> 01:18:13,615
聽人講兩句就放棄都好冇用

1501
01:18:14,032 --> 01:18:15,284
尤其這位

1502
01:18:15,701 --> 01:18:18,662
朗達，烏龜怕醜，但他真的冧你

1503
01:18:18,871 --> 01:18:20,497
他對生意毫不在乎

1504
01:18:20,706 --> 01:18:24,084
-人人都別有用心
-我不是，真的

1505
01:18:24,293 --> 01:18:27,462
我可以證明，你想我點做？隻揪？

1506
01:18:27,671 --> 01:18:29,882
-我俾你打一鑊
-俾我打？

1507
01:18:31,008 --> 01:18:33,135
他打拳及做健美操

1508
01:18:34,011 --> 01:18:35,721
不還手

1509
01:18:35,929 --> 01:18:38,932
就算還也捱不到３０秒

1510
01:18:39,725 --> 01:18:42,311
-你會受傷，烏龜
-捱到３０秒…

1511
01:18:42,519 --> 01:18:45,898
-你陪我出街
-６０秒我賣埋身俾你

1512
01:18:50,819 --> 01:18:52,404
-幾耐？
-三秒！

1513
01:18:52,613 --> 01:18:54,448
-我該怎樣做？怎樣做？
-出手！

1514
01:18:54,656 --> 01:18:55,824
-什麼都好！
-祈禱！

1515
01:18:56,867 --> 01:18:58,911
-她鎖住他手！
-不妙！

1516
01:18:59,119 --> 01:19:00,329
-投降！
-幾耐？

1517
01:19:00,495 --> 01:19:01,663
１５秒！

1518
01:19:01,872 --> 01:19:03,207
否則斷手

1519
01:19:03,457 --> 01:19:05,334
-幾耐？
-１０秒！

1520
01:19:05,667 --> 01:19:07,336
-當我冇到？
-投降！

1521
01:19:07,502 --> 01:19:08,962
-你不會
-不值得，烏龜

1522
01:19:09,296 --> 01:19:11,173
-別投降！
-朗達，我不投降

1523
01:19:11,423 --> 01:19:13,509
-只想和你食餐便飯
-好！

1524
01:19:22,684 --> 01:19:23,936
拉森麥基度辦公室

1525
01:19:24,353 --> 01:19:28,732
-又是我，阿里高德
-高先生，我說了廿幾次

1526
01:19:28,941 --> 01:19:31,318
麥先生無法接你電話

1527
01:19:31,527 --> 01:19:33,362
我說了廿幾次我要和他傾

1528
01:19:33,529 --> 01:19:35,072
-丹娜呢？
-開會中

1529
01:19:35,322 --> 01:19:38,492
再試，說有急事關於他兒子

1530
01:19:38,700 --> 01:19:39,952
特維斯沒事吧？

1531
01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:41,870
-看過《救參９６小時》？
-看過

1532
01:19:42,037 --> 01:19:43,997
我就是里安尼遜的角色

1533
01:19:44,206 --> 01:19:47,084
若不回電，麥生就是我目標

1534
01:19:47,334 --> 01:19:49,253
-丹娜有覆？
-仍在開會

1535
01:19:49,545 --> 01:19:51,505
-什麼會？
-羅娜不知道

1536
01:19:51,713 --> 01:19:55,175
-再打給艾利斯？
-好像都在開會

1537
01:19:55,384 --> 01:19:56,927
那德州土豪來了

1538
01:19:58,095 --> 01:20:01,056
為何不告訴我這消息？

1539
01:20:01,265 --> 01:20:02,349
哪裡開會？

1540
01:20:02,558 --> 01:20:04,726
我不能講，我打給丹娜

1541
01:20:06,186 --> 01:20:09,022
-哪裡？
-聖巴巴尊的別墅

1542
01:20:09,231 --> 01:20:11,275
-通知他們？
-不用！

1543
01:20:11,733 --> 01:20:14,945
叫他們掘定防空洞

1544
01:20:16,071 --> 01:20:17,948
不，我沒學過這些舞步

1545
01:20:18,282 --> 01:20:19,825
我天生就識

1546
01:20:20,033 --> 01:20:22,744
不，我沒學過這些舞步

1547
01:20:25,205 --> 01:20:26,790
蜘蛛絲黐住樹枝

1548
01:20:26,999 --> 01:20:28,792
好心你細聲點

1549
01:20:29,001 --> 01:20:30,919
我慣了，混蛋

1550
01:20:31,128 --> 01:20:32,838
-蜘蛛絲，緊急制
-賤精

1551
01:20:33,046 --> 01:20:36,049
掘柑掘桔掘金桔，掘雞…

1552
01:20:36,258 --> 01:20:37,593
喂，阿媽

1553
01:20:37,759 --> 01:20:40,929
不，我和班瘟神等緊爛鬼試鏡

1554
01:20:42,139 --> 01:20:43,515
-尊尼錢司？
-在

1555
01:20:43,724 --> 01:20:44,766
下一個到你

1556
01:20:45,434 --> 01:20:47,186
別搞垮，德拉瑪

1557
01:20:47,436 --> 01:20:48,979
-去死
-你衰硬

1558
01:20:49,188 --> 01:20:50,939
-下個是占美錢司
-嗨

1559
01:20:51,523 --> 01:20:54,234
-李察，不知是你
-是嘛

1560
01:20:54,526 --> 01:20:56,153
好極，很雀躍

1561
01:20:56,403 --> 01:20:58,864
謝謝，多謝你來，占美

1562
01:21:00,282 --> 01:21:02,326
-‘占美’？
-你不是？

1563
01:21:03,118 --> 01:21:05,787
-我是尊尼
-搞錯了

1564
01:21:05,996 --> 01:21:08,665
對不起，是尊尼，我俾錯料

1565
01:21:08,874 --> 01:21:11,168
之前有個占美，所以搞錯

1566
01:21:11,418 --> 01:21:13,295
他是文斯錢司哥哥

1567
01:21:14,129 --> 01:21:15,797
我明白

1568
01:21:16,173 --> 01:21:17,883
你是文斯哥哥？

1569
01:21:18,467 --> 01:21:19,801
-是
-哇！

1570
01:21:19,968 --> 01:21:22,012
-完全不似
-冇忽似

1571
01:21:23,472 --> 01:21:24,765
我們見過面

1572
01:21:24,973 --> 01:21:27,184
-是嗎？
-是，《白宮群英》

1573
01:21:27,434 --> 01:21:30,479
-拍過一集？
-不，試播集找我演

1574
01:21:31,230 --> 01:21:33,148
試讀劇本後被飛出局

1575
01:21:34,441 --> 01:21:36,235
你錯過齣好劇

1576
01:21:38,654 --> 01:21:40,113
開始前有什麼要知？

1577
01:21:40,322 --> 01:21:42,115
沒有，尊尼

1578
01:21:43,242 --> 01:21:45,494
準備好隨時來，莎拉陪你唸

1579
01:21:48,830 --> 01:21:49,873
可以

1580
01:21:50,165 --> 01:21:52,209
-有學跳舞嗎？
-撞鬼！

1581
01:21:53,168 --> 01:21:54,920
-什麼？
-對不起，沒事

1582
01:21:55,128 --> 01:21:57,005
-繼續
-什麼？

1583
01:21:57,881 --> 01:21:59,925
有學跳舞嗎？

1584
01:22:00,133 --> 01:22:02,678
沒有，我沒學過這些舞步

1585
01:22:02,886 --> 01:22:04,263
我天生就識

1586
01:22:04,930 --> 01:22:06,598
-天呀！
-什麼？

1587
01:22:06,807 --> 01:22:08,851
對不起，尊尼，我們有錄影

1588
01:22:09,059 --> 01:22:11,019
好極，繼續和莎拉唸

1589
01:22:11,228 --> 01:22:14,731
-莎拉，繼續
-覺得自己柔軟嗎？

1590
01:22:14,940 --> 01:22:17,109
可以形容為富彈性

1591
01:22:17,317 --> 01:22:18,902
咁都得！

1592
01:22:19,111 --> 01:22:20,153
你們笑什麼？

1593
01:22:20,362 --> 01:22:21,613
我做緊戲

1594
01:22:22,698 --> 01:22:24,867
究竟睇緊什麼精彩片段？

1595
01:22:25,033 --> 01:22:26,910
我們睇緊你

1596
01:22:27,327 --> 01:22:28,537
睇緊你

1597
01:22:29,121 --> 01:22:30,163
（尊尼隻蕉）

1598
01:22:30,372 --> 01:22:31,540
你熟識這州的刑法嗎？

1599
01:22:31,707 --> 01:22:34,334
好消息是我再不會忘記你

1600
01:22:34,543 --> 01:22:36,253
娛樂新聞台巨獻

1601
01:22:36,503 --> 01:22:39,131
尊尼錢司的《裸情》

1602
01:22:39,339 --> 01:22:40,382
好得很

1603
01:22:42,092 --> 01:22:47,264
我們收到條床片，是某巨星…的哥哥

1604
01:22:48,891 --> 01:22:49,933
你鍾意？

1605
01:22:50,142 --> 01:22:52,895
他和這名女子裸聊

1606
01:22:53,061 --> 01:22:56,565
-她男友將條片放上‘公主復仇’網
-快點埋牙！

1607
01:22:56,773 --> 01:22:58,567
（公主復仇網址）

1608
01:23:01,570 --> 01:23:03,947
啋！好核突

1609
01:23:04,907 --> 01:23:06,241
該燴！

1610
01:23:07,409 --> 01:23:09,536
撞鬼！

1611
01:23:11,914 --> 01:23:14,208
-作死！
-啱晒我心水！

1612
01:23:14,416 --> 01:23:16,376
噢，我識這友仔

1613
01:23:17,669 --> 01:23:18,962
老天！

1614
01:23:21,340 --> 01:23:22,758
老天呀！

1615
01:23:23,467 --> 01:23:24,676
天呀！

1616
01:23:28,013 --> 01:23:30,474
-望過來，尊尼！
-望什麼？

1617
01:23:30,933 --> 01:23:33,268
信不信我用相機插爆你？

1618
01:23:33,602 --> 01:23:35,103
望什麼？

1619
01:23:35,270 --> 01:23:37,147
別望我，望什麼？

1620
01:23:37,356 --> 01:23:38,398
你有病？

1621
01:23:38,607 --> 01:23:40,025
別再望我

1622
01:23:40,776 --> 01:23:42,736
你昨天不睬我

1623
01:23:42,945 --> 01:23:45,113
-我沒有
-他沒有不睬你

1624
01:23:45,322 --> 01:23:47,115
真的？又來這套？

1625
01:23:47,324 --> 01:23:50,285
-他沒有回應我
-昨天爆大鑊

1626
01:23:50,494 --> 01:23:52,829
-今日沒打給我
-你要打，Ｅ君

1627
01:23:53,038 --> 01:23:55,123
-我無話可說
-他無話可說

1628
01:23:55,290 --> 01:23:57,960
他求了六個月想和我復合

1629
01:23:58,126 --> 01:24:01,630
我說願意試，他竟無話可說

1630
01:24:01,839 --> 01:24:04,967
-她很嬲
-不如慳番啖氣遲點傾

1631
01:24:05,217 --> 01:24:07,052
我說嘗試原諒他

1632
01:24:07,261 --> 01:24:10,347
-他對，遲點再傾
-不，而家傾

1633
01:24:10,764 --> 01:24:11,974
我不該在此

1634
01:24:12,140 --> 01:24:15,185
為何？你全程都在，除了受孕那刻

1635
01:24:15,394 --> 01:24:17,187
有道理，Ｅ君，你講

1636
01:24:17,729 --> 01:24:18,814
停

1637
01:24:19,439 --> 01:24:24,152
思容，我愛你，你知道的
我只想和你一起

1638
01:24:24,319 --> 01:24:27,364
但無謂再試，只有原諒或不原諒

1639
01:24:27,739 --> 01:24:28,657
嗨！

1640
01:24:28,782 --> 01:24:30,951
阿桑堤家族中誰最硬骨頭？

1641
01:24:31,159 --> 01:24:32,661
-沒斷？
-沒，拉傷韌帶

1642
01:24:32,828 --> 01:24:33,954
但約了朗達晚飯

1643
01:24:34,162 --> 01:24:36,290
思容，可否快點生？

1644
01:24:36,748 --> 01:24:37,875
快你個頭

1645
01:24:38,208 --> 01:24:39,877
奏效了，走！

1646
01:24:40,085 --> 01:24:41,169
你們停晒步

1647
01:25:10,073 --> 01:25:12,492
阿里，瘋了麼？不能在哪裡降落

1648
01:25:12,701 --> 01:25:15,454
對不起，尊，剛降落了

1649
01:25:23,337 --> 01:25:24,504
大家好

1650
01:25:25,130 --> 01:25:26,590
沒收到邀請

1651
01:25:27,341 --> 01:25:28,342
哇！

1652
01:25:29,218 --> 01:25:30,511
個個都識

1653
01:25:32,721 --> 01:25:35,432
狄生，超級碗住同一間套房

1654
01:25:35,682 --> 01:25:38,143
又話你會帶挈我

1655
01:25:40,145 --> 01:25:42,523
梅文，去那些派對

1656
01:25:43,065 --> 01:25:44,233
全無意義

1657
01:25:45,442 --> 01:25:48,487
拉森，你沒收齊我的留言

1658
01:25:48,737 --> 01:25:50,864
看不出你有這膽色

1659
01:25:51,073 --> 01:25:53,909
這房間比我想像中殺氣更重

1660
01:25:54,076 --> 01:25:58,455
開會目的不就是想炒我

1661
01:25:58,705 --> 01:26:02,251
-你聽誰說？
-聽呢度說，尊

1662
01:26:03,168 --> 01:26:06,421
不是你，我們識了廿年

1663
01:26:06,630 --> 01:26:08,757
不是你，丹娜，我們有一手…

1664
01:26:08,924 --> 01:26:11,093
總之你們想炒我

1665
01:26:11,260 --> 01:26:14,179
因為麥基度個仔

1666
01:26:15,389 --> 01:26:17,266
不喜歡我那部片

1667
01:26:17,850 --> 01:26:20,102
你們不知前因後果

1668
01:26:20,477 --> 01:26:21,937
是嗎，高德？

1669
01:26:22,104 --> 01:26:25,065
我好想聽你編什麼童話出來

1670
01:26:25,274 --> 01:26:26,275
我都想

1671
01:26:26,483 --> 01:26:27,901
收聲，特維斯

1672
01:26:28,110 --> 01:26:29,903
他並非真的憎部片

1673
01:26:30,946 --> 01:26:32,114
他憎文斯至真

1674
01:26:32,364 --> 01:26:34,533
-爸，他胡說
-我剛說什麼？

1675
01:26:34,783 --> 01:26:36,869
-想我踢你一腳？
-不

1676
01:26:37,119 --> 01:26:38,787
我都有個仔，很難開口

1677
01:26:39,746 --> 01:26:41,373
講啦，衰神

1678
01:26:41,623 --> 01:26:43,125
整件事為了媾女

1679
01:26:43,333 --> 01:26:44,418
-誰？
-爸…

1680
01:26:44,626 --> 01:26:45,669
收聲！

1681
01:26:46,795 --> 01:26:48,964
邊條女，高德？

1682
01:26:50,090 --> 01:26:51,133
艾蜜莉蘿德查絲潔

1683
01:26:51,341 --> 01:26:52,634
我喜歡她

1684
01:26:52,926 --> 01:26:55,929
-我都係
-他含血噴人

1685
01:26:56,138 --> 01:26:58,140
承認吧，特維斯

1686
01:26:59,016 --> 01:27:02,311
別否認她向你道別後

1687
01:27:02,477 --> 01:27:05,981
你在她家門外等，看文斯是否出現

1688
01:27:06,148 --> 01:27:09,318
他起我尾注，我已成晚黐住她…

1689
01:27:10,319 --> 01:27:12,446
哇！竟然俾我估中

1690
01:27:13,197 --> 01:27:16,617
你該知道，特，明星就是這樣

1691
01:27:16,825 --> 01:27:19,244
專媾平民百姓想要的女子

1692
01:27:19,453 --> 01:27:20,954
所以是明星

1693
01:27:21,163 --> 01:27:22,831
你又因為媾女惹麻煩？

1694
01:27:23,040 --> 01:27:24,166
爸，是我們的錢

1695
01:27:24,333 --> 01:27:25,500
我們投資這片

1696
01:27:25,709 --> 01:27:29,254
我不能讓那靚仔踩住我

1697
01:27:29,671 --> 01:27:31,173
出去等

1698
01:27:31,632 --> 01:27:32,674
你講真？

1699
01:27:32,925 --> 01:27:34,968
珍珠咁真，出去

1700
01:27:44,728 --> 01:27:46,230
真的很對不起

1701
01:27:48,565 --> 01:27:51,360
我有拷貝，文斯未剪好的版本

1702
01:27:51,568 --> 01:27:55,364
看了便知你的投資很穩陣

1703
01:27:55,531 --> 01:27:58,450
-我昨晚看了，拉森
-是嘛

1704
01:27:58,700 --> 01:27:59,826
如何？

1705
01:28:01,161 --> 01:28:02,204
好掂

1706
01:28:05,374 --> 01:28:08,877
-我都話
-我不用看了

1707
01:28:09,044 --> 01:28:12,840
隨你們怎做，但若想要我再注資…

1708
01:28:13,090 --> 01:28:14,675
仍要炒他

1709
01:28:16,176 --> 01:28:17,636
拉森，你聽到他說

1710
01:28:17,886 --> 01:28:20,389
我聽到這人當我個仔是地底泥

1711
01:28:20,556 --> 01:28:23,016
他是，但這不是重點

1712
01:28:23,684 --> 01:28:25,894
-你都有個仔？
-是，１２歲

1713
01:28:26,103 --> 01:28:30,983
希望他長大後不像我那豬兜不肖子

1714
01:28:31,316 --> 01:28:33,277
萬一他是…

1715
01:28:33,485 --> 01:28:35,404
我希望尊重你的人

1716
01:28:35,612 --> 01:28:37,614
至少會扮尊重他

1717
01:28:40,492 --> 01:28:43,537
網站竟然放這些東西

1718
01:28:43,745 --> 01:28:47,541
標題‘文斯哥哥在文斯泳池打飛機’

1719
01:28:47,749 --> 01:28:49,543
-我泳池？
-我的

1720
01:28:50,335 --> 01:28:52,713
床片對芭黎絲希爾頓就話奏效

1721
01:28:52,921 --> 01:28:56,049
對尊尼可能都得
美女自摸又點同

1722
01:28:56,258 --> 01:28:58,135
德拉瑪摸就好嚇人

1723
01:28:58,343 --> 01:29:01,430
絕對是我見過最嘔心核突的

1724
01:29:01,597 --> 01:29:04,266
-紹納，他找過你嗎？
-沒有，失了踪？

1725
01:29:04,474 --> 01:29:07,436
-打十次都沒人聽
-再試？

1726
01:29:07,603 --> 01:29:09,688
可以印個樣在牛奶盒

1727
01:29:10,355 --> 01:29:12,774
-冷靜點
-別叫我冷靜

1728
01:29:13,025 --> 01:29:16,904
就是冷靜不到才要見醫生

1729
01:29:17,112 --> 01:29:18,906
希望他有辦法

1730
01:29:19,114 --> 01:29:21,074
錢先生，醫生睇緊症

1731
01:29:21,283 --> 01:29:24,453
那個人幫襯了他１５年嗎？

1732
01:29:24,745 --> 01:29:28,290
冇保險用埋散銀俾醫藥費嗎？

1733
01:29:28,498 --> 01:29:31,335
生活一蹋糊塗嗎？

1734
01:29:31,585 --> 01:29:33,128
你有自殺傾向？

1735
01:29:34,296 --> 01:29:35,339
不知道

1736
01:29:35,964 --> 01:29:37,382
-若沒有…
-我有！

1737
01:29:37,591 --> 01:29:40,844
-我打９１１叫救護車
-不，不，不要

1738
01:29:43,138 --> 01:29:44,598
你看什麼？

1739
01:29:45,057 --> 01:29:46,850
-什麼？
-畫面有什麼？

1740
01:29:47,100 --> 01:29:48,143
沒什麼

1741
01:29:50,854 --> 01:29:52,481
噢，大鑊

1742
01:29:52,648 --> 01:29:54,149
我死梗！

1743
01:29:54,650 --> 01:29:56,068
我要見醫生

1744
01:29:59,530 --> 01:30:01,698
費醫生，我是尊尼錢司

1745
01:30:01,949 --> 01:30:05,285
你在屋村商場開業我已經幫襯你

1746
01:30:05,577 --> 01:30:08,830
我需要你，立即滾出來

1747
01:30:09,623 --> 01:30:10,874
我就死

1748
01:30:11,500 --> 01:30:12,626
放低電話

1749
01:30:13,710 --> 01:30:14,962
對不起

1750
01:30:18,173 --> 01:30:19,341
你老…

1751
01:30:19,883 --> 01:30:23,512
喂，烏龜？不要再打來，我沒空談

1752
01:30:26,640 --> 01:30:27,683
什麼？

1753
01:30:30,102 --> 01:30:31,186
真的？

1754
01:30:33,021 --> 01:30:35,899
尊尼，發生什麼事？

1755
01:30:37,901 --> 01:30:39,736
沒事，一切妥當

1756
01:30:41,029 --> 01:30:42,447
ＢＢ就出世

1757
01:30:49,621 --> 01:30:53,041
恭喜，你們添了個千金

1758
01:30:55,419 --> 01:30:56,628
謝謝

1759
01:30:59,381 --> 01:31:01,049
她很乖

1760
01:31:01,842 --> 01:31:03,385
她似足你

1761
01:31:16,356 --> 01:31:19,568
萊恩梅菲六磅四安，１９分鐘前出世

1762
01:31:19,735 --> 01:31:21,486
-你做老豆了！過來
-恭喜

1763
01:31:21,695 --> 01:31:23,488
-恭喜！
-謝謝你們

1764
01:31:23,697 --> 01:31:25,782
-思容怎樣？
-她沒事了

1765
01:31:26,241 --> 01:31:28,202
-真的？
-真的

1766
01:31:28,827 --> 01:31:30,579
ＢＢ出世了？

1767
01:31:30,787 --> 01:31:34,041
諗深一層，還有什麼比這重要？

1768
01:31:34,249 --> 01:31:35,959
-生了個女！
-好極！

1769
01:31:36,210 --> 01:31:37,711
-名字？
-萊恩

1770
01:31:38,962 --> 01:31:40,088
萊恩梅菲？

1771
01:31:40,297 --> 01:31:41,381
你鍾意？

1772
01:31:41,590 --> 01:31:44,301
《歡樂合唱團》試六次鏡
也得不到這角色

1773
01:31:44,510 --> 01:31:47,054
我鍾意！我超鍾意！

1774
01:31:47,513 --> 01:31:49,848
-皮斯？
-他為何找你？

1775
01:31:50,098 --> 01:31:51,099
喂？

1776
01:31:51,308 --> 01:31:53,060
-我是皮斯摩根
-嗨，皮斯

1777
01:31:53,268 --> 01:31:56,813
-想問艾蜜莉的事，無可奉告
-不，不想知你的性生活

1778
01:31:57,064 --> 01:32:00,192
我想問你對阿里高德有何意見？

1779
01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:02,945
-關於什麼？
-關於那大件事

1780
01:32:03,195 --> 01:32:04,696
他剛向片廠請辭

1781
01:32:05,948 --> 01:32:07,449
我再打給你

1782
01:32:11,119 --> 01:32:14,498
為何一臉愕然？
ＢＢ不是似Ｅ君吧

1783
01:32:18,961 --> 01:32:20,671
是，我‘辭職’了

1784
01:32:20,879 --> 01:32:24,424
這樣說才可挽回面子

1785
01:32:24,633 --> 01:32:26,301
實情我是‘被辭職’

1786
01:32:26,468 --> 01:32:30,347
-很遺憾，都是因為我
-不，是因為我

1787
01:32:31,265 --> 01:32:32,808
我太自大

1788
01:32:33,141 --> 01:32:35,936
皆因我永遠是對的！

1789
01:32:36,144 --> 01:32:38,272
補了一大筆？

1790
01:32:38,772 --> 01:32:40,691
財經台訪問嗎，烏龜？

1791
01:32:40,899 --> 01:32:44,444
-是，本來有一大筆，即使在你眼中
-‘本來’？

1792
01:32:44,653 --> 01:32:45,654
３０００萬

1793
01:32:45,863 --> 01:32:50,242
-我叫他們食屎，我不要施捨
-讓他們慳番３０００萬？

1794
01:32:50,450 --> 01:32:53,537
傻啦，我話想要部片的股份

1795
01:32:53,745 --> 01:32:56,248
你講真？可能蝕本

1796
01:32:56,456 --> 01:32:58,166
你是我粒萬樂珠，文斯

1797
01:32:58,333 --> 01:33:00,168
合作１５年了

1798
01:33:00,335 --> 01:33:02,170
如今怎可跳船？

1799
01:33:02,379 --> 01:33:04,673
即使海水很冷，樂團在奏

1800
01:33:04,882 --> 01:33:06,341
竟然比喻《鐵達尼號》

1801
01:33:06,550 --> 01:33:08,385
阿里，《海德》會熱爆

1802
01:33:08,594 --> 01:33:10,512
你剛剛說你永遠是對的

1803
01:33:10,679 --> 01:33:11,889
直至錯了

1804
01:33:14,516 --> 01:33:16,351
說笑吧，德拉瑪，寬容點

1805
01:33:16,560 --> 01:33:20,063
巴菲特快要問我們攞投資貼士

1806
01:33:20,731 --> 01:33:22,191
我以你為榮，文斯

1807
01:33:22,399 --> 01:33:24,401
真的，以你們為榮

1808
01:33:24,693 --> 01:33:26,361
-謝謝，阿里
-再次恭喜你添丁

1809
01:33:26,570 --> 01:33:27,696
謝謝

1810
01:33:32,159 --> 01:33:33,368
遲點見

1811
01:33:33,702 --> 01:33:34,828
遲點見

1812
01:33:50,802 --> 01:33:51,929
（金球獎頒獎典禮）

1813
01:33:56,850 --> 01:34:00,395
各位來賓，歡迎蒞臨第７２屆金球獎

1814
01:34:00,604 --> 01:34:03,357
紅地氈現場直播，星光熠熠

1815
01:34:03,565 --> 01:34:07,027
瑪莉亞，大家都在問誰會是大贏家

1816
01:34:07,361 --> 01:34:08,654
如果大家有留意

1817
01:34:08,862 --> 01:34:12,783
今晚將是文斯錢司和
《 海德》的大日子

1818
01:34:12,991 --> 01:34:14,034
沒錯，阿麥

1819
01:34:14,243 --> 01:34:18,747
《海德》全球票房勁收四億五千萬

1820
01:34:18,956 --> 01:34:21,583
五項提名包括最佳電影及兩項演員獎

1821
01:34:21,750 --> 01:34:23,126
最意想不到的是…

1822
01:34:23,377 --> 01:34:26,421
尊尼錢司在片中只有四場戲

1823
01:34:26,588 --> 01:34:28,632
竟獲男配角提名

1824
01:34:31,802 --> 01:34:35,264
我都話只要有夢想就可成真

1825
01:34:35,430 --> 01:34:37,558
你好像夢想了２０年

1826
01:34:37,766 --> 01:34:40,352
不，不是夢想，直情是好想

1827
01:34:40,561 --> 01:34:43,230
萬一贏了，他可會更難消化？

1828
01:34:43,438 --> 01:34:44,898
-絕對
-文斯錢司！

1829
01:34:45,607 --> 01:34:46,775
嗨，泰倫斯

1830
01:34:46,942 --> 01:34:51,446
-恭喜晒，覺得點？
-我不想代細佬答

1831
01:34:51,613 --> 01:34:54,616
-覺得好變態，泰倫斯
-你可以覆述

1832
01:34:57,286 --> 01:34:59,621
恭喜，這部片空前成功

1833
01:34:59,788 --> 01:35:02,124
你居功不少

1834
01:35:02,374 --> 01:35:04,710
我比人想像中更有創意

1835
01:35:04,918 --> 01:35:08,463
聽說有人向你招手
管理別間片廠之類？

1836
01:35:08,630 --> 01:35:11,717
可能管理個國家，有幾個要幫忙

1837
01:35:17,055 --> 01:35:18,599
尊尼！看這邊！

1838
01:35:20,392 --> 01:35:21,602
-錢先生！
-文斯！

1839
01:36:05,145 --> 01:36:09,441
最佳男配角得獎者是…

1840
01:36:15,697 --> 01:36:17,449
有冇搞錯

1841
01:36:19,076 --> 01:36:21,912
對不起，我還未睇片

1842
01:36:22,871 --> 01:36:24,331
相信他很出色

1843
01:36:24,540 --> 01:36:26,708
請鼓掌！《海德》的尊尼錢司

1844
01:36:28,669 --> 01:36:29,795
你贏了！

1845
01:36:30,003 --> 01:36:31,922
-起身！
-你贏了！

1846
01:36:32,130 --> 01:36:33,549
上台！

1847
01:36:33,757 --> 01:36:34,800
去！

1848
01:36:37,719 --> 01:36:39,012
德拉瑪！

1849
01:36:57,781 --> 01:36:59,366
遲點至發瘟，如今致詞

1850
01:37:04,121 --> 01:37:05,372
勝利！

1851
01:37:07,583 --> 01:37:08,584
好！

1852
01:38:08,810 --> 01:38:10,437
做得好，羅伊

1853
01:38:10,896 --> 01:38:12,231
謝謝，阿里

1854
01:38:12,481 --> 01:38:13,482
你呢？

1855
01:38:13,690 --> 01:38:14,858
我想嘔

1856
01:38:15,776 --> 01:38:17,236
深呼吸

1857
01:38:22,199 --> 01:38:23,367
各位來賓

1858
01:38:23,825 --> 01:38:28,205
今天我們齊集慶祝這件人生大事

1859
01:38:28,830 --> 01:38:33,043
這兩位仁兄彼此的承諾

1860
01:38:33,293 --> 01:38:35,087
是天下間

1861
01:38:35,295 --> 01:38:36,630
最重要的承諾

1862
01:38:36,839 --> 01:38:39,925
你若不真是基，羅伊，而家講出來

1863
01:38:40,133 --> 01:38:43,011
你若是基，阿里，而家講出來

1864
01:38:43,178 --> 01:38:44,638
你咪發夢，蘇奴

1865
01:38:47,683 --> 01:38:49,184
白頭到老！

1866
01:38:57,484 --> 01:39:00,195
恭喜格雷和羅伊！

1867
01:39:11,498 --> 01:39:12,916
靚女是誰？

1868
01:39:13,250 --> 01:39:15,627
-阿莉莎米拿
-嗨！

1869
01:39:23,385 --> 01:39:24,428
羅伊為何…

1870
01:39:24,678 --> 01:39:27,181
-想要猶太婚禮？
-我間屋，我個神

1871
01:39:27,764 --> 01:39:30,434
-為生命乾杯！
-為生命，姊妹們！

1872
01:39:38,984 --> 01:39:41,904
文斯！來，影大合照

1873
01:39:42,070 --> 01:39:43,113
我唔受

1874
01:39:43,322 --> 01:39:46,450
你不明白至真，計較西裝友

1875
01:39:46,700 --> 01:39:48,785
-問文斯點睇
-什麼事？

1876
01:39:48,994 --> 01:39:51,455
-我有條橋
-什麼橋？

1877
01:39:51,997 --> 01:39:54,583
講文斯同班兄弟

1878
01:39:55,083 --> 01:39:57,002
怎樣由零開始…

1879
01:39:57,294 --> 01:39:59,796
-變到名利雙收
-好

1880
01:40:00,172 --> 01:40:02,341
-屎到痺
-噢，是嗎？

1881
01:40:02,591 --> 01:40:04,134
-頂多是電視劇
-對

1882
01:40:04,343 --> 01:40:05,469
由我導演

1883
01:40:05,719 --> 01:40:08,680
烏龜，思容，朗達或者個ＢＢ導都得

1884
01:40:08,889 --> 01:40:09,932
阿里

1885
01:40:10,098 --> 01:40:12,768
大家企好，笑！

1886
01:44:03,790 --> 01:44:09,630
（懷念 丹尼韋西利斯）

1887
01:44:09,838 --> 01:44:16,136
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