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[engines racing]

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[girl] There are times in your
life when you find yourself

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in very awkward situations.

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I mean, just look
at that face, Jo.

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Abby needs you.

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We need you.

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And we'’re willing to pay.

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[girl] And this would
be one of those moments.

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But I swear, it'’s not like I'm
selling my kidney or anything.

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Although, that would
have been less painful.

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But I'’m getting
ahead of myself.

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Let me start at the beginning.

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And it'’s the big day, the
qualifying race of the Indy 500.

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- She takes her position...
- [Jo] This is my dad.

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...revs the motor
of her stock car, hoping...

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To not crash and burn on
the last lap of adolescence.

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- Oh, that'’s my girl.
- [Jo] Dad built engines
for race cars.

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And so did I.

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Ignore the pigtails.
I was more naive back then.

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Because of his work,
I changed schools

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two times a year
for the past eight years.

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This doesn'’t make me
a loner with a highly evolved
defense mechanism or anything.

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OK, fine, it does.

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Today, everything
was about to change.

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It was my first day
at North Shore High,

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the last stop before
Carnegie Mellon University,

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my dream school.

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My rules of survival
were simple:

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Don'’t stand out,
never raise your hand in class

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and watch your back
at all times.

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[car engine revving]

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New town, same school,
same parking lot.

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Everyone obsessed with the
freedom of their first car.

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It'’s an identity, like
the muscle cars who think
they own the road,

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and check out
every passing vehicle.

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- Smart cars who don'’t fit in.
- [computer dings]

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- Whoa!
- The "I'’m so perky I might

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shake off my tube top"
cutesy cars.

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- [horn honks]
- And then there'’s the most
dangerous vehicle on the road,

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the high-performance,
high-maintenance sports cars.

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[♪ Katy Perry: Hot N Cold]

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♪ Like a girl changes clothes

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[Jo] If they liked you, your life was all green lights.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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[Jo] If they didn'’t,

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you were nothing more than a
wreck on the side of the road.

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♪ That you'’re not
gonna change ♪

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♪ '’Cause you're hot
Then you'’re cold ♪

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♪ You'’re yes
Then you'’re no ♪♪

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[Jo] At North Shore,
they were called the Plastics,

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and Mandi Weatherly
was the number one Plastic.

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She dotted her name with a
signature heart above the "I."

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Probably because she didn'’t
actually possess that organ.

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Her two sidekicks
were Chastity Meyer,

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who was stupid enough
to hit a home run with
any boy willing to play,

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and Hope Plotkin,
uber-hypochondriac,

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who believed that germs
led to ugliness,

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and ugliness led to death.

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And thus, my number one rule
for survival: no girl drama.

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- [grunts]
- [Jo] Actually,
no drama, period.

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Please, please, don'’t be ruined!

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[Jo] And in high school,
an already embarrassing moment
can go from bad...

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- [boy] Whoa!
- Oh!

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[Jo] ...to worse.

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- Are you OK?
- How bad do I look?

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[Jo] She couldn'’t
have looked worse.

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- You look great.
- Really? Thanks.

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I'’m Abby Hanover.
Yeah, you must be new.

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I'’m part of the welcoming
committee. Well, there'’s
only two of us really and...

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...and I'’d... I'd love
to show you around.

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- Are they gone?
- Yeah.

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Listen, I think I can find
my way to the front office,
thanks. [chuckles]

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So, Jo, I see your
dad'’s big in NASCAR.

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Well, let me set
your mind at ease.

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We know how to deal with
celebrities here at North Shore.

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One of our lunch ladies
was on the first season
of American Idol.

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- Good to know.
- Yeah, it was pretty hot.

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- And, uh, we'’re also
aware of your many moves.
- OK.

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'’Cause we're aware that students
who move around a lot

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often wind up as
serial killers or actors.

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[chuckles] Hey, did
I mention we have an
excellent drama department?

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I'’m not really into drama,

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but I do know you have
an advanced shop class.

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Ah, menial laborer
rather than intellectual.

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[whispers] I can respect that.

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Um, the cheerleading squad

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will be going to the public
library for a field trip.

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Now, last year, we had
some problems with that,

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where we had 12 girls go,

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and we had 15 girls come back.

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[principal continues] I know how much you all love vampires,

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but remember,
the school nurse will be

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heading up the blood drive,
so sign up for that now.

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[grunts]
Home ec'’s down the hall, miss.

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Actually, as refreshingly
sexist as that is,

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I'’m here for Advanced Shop.

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- Drafting class.
- [groans] Right.

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Well, we lost Mike to that
circular saw incident,

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so you can be
Tyler'’s partner.

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OK, everybody, get started
on your birdhouses.

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Trusses or triangles,
I don'’t care.

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That'’s about all
I can deal with right now.

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- Hey, Tyler, I'’m Jo.
- Hey.

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- What'’s his deal?
- Well, uh, Mr. Giamatti

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bleeds Texas A&M maroon and
white, and they lost Saturday.

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Well, if they want
to be taken seriously,
they better beat the Longhorns.

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Don'’t let Giamatti
hear you say that.

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[Jo] And just
when a guy seems all dreamy

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and has eyes
you can fall into...

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So we have to build
a lame birdhouse. Um...

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I guess you could decorate it.

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[Jo] ...he opens his mouth
and sounds like an ass.

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Wow, thanks.

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But I was thinking I could

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carve the dovetail joint.

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- I'’m impressed.
- That makes one of us.

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[indistinct chatter]

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[Jo] In every school, students have their lunch gang.

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As my dad says, your racer is
only as good as your pit crew.

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Cutest dog ever, Mandi!

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Thanks! Coco Chanel really
sets off my new purse.

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You had her checked
for rabies, right?

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Too bad you couldn'’t
get the new Prada bag
with the fringe.

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Would'’ve totally
matched her brown fur.

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Hello! Fringe is so out.

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And I'’m at the top
of the wait list for the new,
patent leather Prada satchel.

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But you'’ve already waited, like,
six months for the fringe...

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Of course, Mandi,
fringe is so past tense.

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Voguesays crimson
is the new accessory,

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and you'’re totally
gonna rock that look.

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Oh, I know. [chuckles]

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Lost much, little freshies?
Scram.

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[boy] Ten dogs in a minute.
Let'’s do this!

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[Tyler] You guys are goin'’ down.
We'’re gonna win, come on.

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- [boy 2] Yeah.
Yeah, let'’s go, let's go.
- Come on.

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- [Tyler] Nick, focus!
- [boy] Come on, man.

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Chastity, stop drooling.

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You know what Mandi
thinks about you and Tyler.

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What are you talking about?

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Do not play dumb with me.

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I don'’t have to play dumb.

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Besides, the cashier
totally sneezed on your salad.

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[gasps] Ew!

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[boys continue chattering]

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- Ugh!
- Pay up, you two losers.

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- [laughing]
- [grunts, burps]

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Ugh, God,
Nick is just so nasty.

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I'’m only dating him
'’cause he's probably
getting a full ride to UCLA.

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You know, one week
in LA and I'’ll be

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a bikini model-hyphen-reality
star-hyphen-awesome!

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- I heard Amy Hall
is totally into him.
- Oh, she wouldn'’t dare.

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Nickie, over here.
I missed you.

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- Hey, babe.
- Hey, have you
been lifting weights?

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- Oh, dude, your rat-dog
just tongued me.
- [dog growls]

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Shut up, Nick. You'’ll hurt
Coco Chanel'’s feelings.

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- Aah!
- No groping
south of the equator.

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- Or north, creep.
- [boys laughing]

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Wow, the hot chick can
really handle herself.

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- Wonder what else
she can handle.
- [stomach growls]

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[dog barks]

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- Who the hell is she?
- Her name is Jo, Jo Mitchell.

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She'’s in my bio class.

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Somebody said she came
somewhere, from, like,
Florida or Texas.

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Then I also heard that she'’s
an exchange student from Russia.

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Oh, what did they
exchange her for?

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She'’s kinda pretty,
don'’t you think?

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Well, [laughs]
if you'’re into pleather.

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[Abby] Hello, there.
Hi, Coco Chanel.

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Go back to Mandi, go on.
Go, go, go.

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- All right, just a little bit.
- [dog yipping]

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- [growls]
- [Mandi] Where'’s Coco Chanel?

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[barking]

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Bad little girl.

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- [sighs]
- [cell phone rings]

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- [dog vomits, barks]
- [gasps]

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[gasping]
Oh, my God! Who did that?

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- Who fed Coco Chanel?
- [girl] It was Abby.

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- [boy] Abby did it.
- You? Again?

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I'’m sorry, I didn't know.
I'’m really sorry, Mandi!

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I'’ll buy you another purse.

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Or you can just have mine.

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Is that what I think it is?

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- Uh-oh, duck.
- I love ducks.

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It'’s, um,
the Prada fringe purse.

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My dad got it for me
last month, but...

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Last month? Ugh, just go!

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- [grunts] Aah!
- [all] Oh!

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Stay down there,
and don'’t ever look at me again.

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Better yet, don'’t even
breathe the same air.

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[dog whimpering, barking]

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Hey. Well, how was it?

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I saw a girl become
roadkill in the cafeteria.

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Gotta love high school.

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Speaking of my escape,
has my Carnegie Mellon
application arrived?

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Hey, you know,
I was lookin'’ today,

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and I saw that the
University of Ohio has a
great architectural program.

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You could stay close to home,

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transform Toledo into an
architectural wonderland.

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Dad, what'’s going on?

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I'’m applying early decision
to Carnegie Mellon.

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Eh, what do you wanna
go there for, huh?

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They don'’t even
have a good mascot.
I mean, a Scottish terrier.

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Who'’s gonna be
intimidated by that?

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Plus, you, uh...

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You qualify
for in-state tuition here.

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Oh, my God.

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What happened to my tuition?!

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Aw, Jo...
Look, I'’m sorry.

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I kept hoping that
the market would rebound,

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but my investments are
in the tank, and now NASCAR
sponsors have cut spending...

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Then make them
un-cut spending!

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Mom went to Carnegie Mellon,
I... I have to go there.

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- She loved it!
- I know, I know.

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I'’m sorry I let you down.

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I know you'’re disappointed,
Jo, and that'’s OK.

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Honey, you don'’t always
have to be so strong.

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[Jo] Strong?
I was trying not to panic.

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But when you'’ve moved
as much as I have,

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you kinda get attached
to the idea of settling down
in one place for four years.

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In this case,
my mother'’s alma mater.

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My dad and I have been
on our own for a long time.

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My mom died before I was one.

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So life wasn'’t exactly
your typical warm
and fuzzy greeting card.

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But I wasn'’t the only one
in my own personal hell.

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Abby was hoping that her
swollen, black ankle

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might be enough for Mandi
to forget about her dog'’s
infamous upchuck.

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And it might have been,

228
00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:32,926
if not for the
two'’s long history.

229
00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:36,581
Jealousy is a funny thing.

230
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,410
They had lived across
from each other for years.

231
00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:43,371
And while Mandi, seemingly,
had everything,

232
00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,460
Abby had more.
She had two parents

233
00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:48,637
who went a little overboard
for their darling Abby.

234
00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:53,076
First, there was the infamous
moon bounce war at age five.

235
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,296
Mandi'’s was cool,

236
00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:58,342
but Abby'’s
was three stories high.

237
00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,562
Yay!

238
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,827
[Jo] Then, the French
Revolution Halloween meltdown

239
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,437
at age 11.

240
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:09,745
Mandi flaunted her
store-bought peasant costume,

241
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,574
until she spotted Abby'’s
utterly perfect,

242
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:16,491
hand-stitched,
Marie Antoinette royal gown.

243
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:23,672
And finally, the great bra
incident of junior high.

244
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:26,109
- Hi, Mandi.
- Hi.

245
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:29,678
[Jo] Well, that had more
to do with nature.

246
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:33,116
Still, Mandi might have
found someone else to hate,

247
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,946
if Abby hadn'’t
done the unthinkable.

248
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,083
Mandi, oh, my God! Someone has
a better parking space than us.

249
00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:46,826
Hey, babe, who snagged
the plush disabled spot?

250
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,828
I guess you'’re number two now.

251
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,569
Two? Two?

252
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:54,485
[Jo] Mandi hated
being number two.

253
00:13:56,183 --> 00:14:01,188
- This is war.
- Oh, God.

254
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,933
- Elliot, we need
a little favor.
- Sure.

255
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:10,197
- Chastity.
- [groans softly]

256
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,896
- Hey.
- Anything.

257
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,985
- You'’re on
the Web team, right?
- Of course.

258
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,900
Trained in Java and C++.

259
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:21,164
I also have my Math Club Card,
Hacker Membership,
Journalist Pass,

260
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:25,995
- and I do a little salsa
for the ladies.
- Oh!

261
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,562
How can I be of service?

262
00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:33,002
- Oops.
- [laughter]

263
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:36,571
- Sorry.
- Oh, gross!

264
00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:41,445
Abby Scabby'’s face
looks as red and pussy
as it did in seventh grade.

265
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,273
Zit cream much?

266
00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:47,582
[Jo] Mandi was creative,
ruthless, unrelenting.

267
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:51,978
- I'’d seen her kind before.
- Need a napkin?

268
00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:01,901
[Jo] And this was
just the beginning.

269
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:04,425
[cell phone rings]

270
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,122
Brutal.

271
00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:15,131
You know, most girls would
have laughed, texted back
or posted a status update.

272
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,525
Do I look like most girls?

273
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:21,224
[school bell rings]

274
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:24,097
- [thudding]
- [laughing]

275
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,190
Oh, God.

276
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,931
[boy] What a paint job!

277
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:37,588
[laughter continues]

278
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,940
Need another one?

279
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:50,036
Hey, Abby, let me
give you a ride home.

280
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,386
I don'’t bite.

281
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:08,315
- Nice house.
- Thanks.

282
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:19,282
Abby? Honey, what'’s wrong?

283
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:37,953
- May I help you?
- Oh, hi.

284
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,565
I gave Abby a ride home from
school, and she dropped this.

285
00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,090
What happened to Abby'’s car?
Did she have an accident?

286
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,135
She had an accident,
didn'’t she? Was she hurt?

287
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:50,139
No, it wasn'’t an accident.
It was just some
girls at school.

288
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:53,621
Again? I knew we should have
sent her to St. Mary'’s.

289
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:58,191
Right. Well, tell Abby,
Jo said goodbye.

290
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,197
She'’s a wreck.

291
00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,113
Our poor baby, she keeps saying
that everybody hates her.

292
00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:10,116
I'’ll buy her
some new clothes,
a week at a spa.

293
00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,422
Money'’s not gonna
fix this, Sidney.

294
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:16,339
She'’s sobbing her eyes out,
and I don'’t know what to do.

295
00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:19,429
If only she had some friends.

296
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,443
Listen, Jo, she'’s devastated.

297
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:37,360
But it'’s her senior year,
and I want it to be perfect.

298
00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,449
I mean,
just look at that face.

299
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,756
She needs you. We need you.

300
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,410
And we'’re willing to pay.

301
00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:47,370
- What?
- For you to be her friend.

302
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:50,547
Two, three, 4,000
to get you started.

303
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:53,115
- You'’re crazy.
- Wait, please.

304
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,248
I have more money
than I know what to do with.

305
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:58,120
And if I can'’t buy
my daughter'’s happiness,
then what is it worth?

306
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:02,472
- You can'’t buy friends.
- OK. Don'’t call it a friend.

307
00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:08,565
Call it her bodyguard,
guardian angel,
fairy god-sister.

308
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,567
There must be
something you want.

309
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:13,135
Some dream I can
help come true.

310
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:17,444
A new car?
A trip to Europe? College?

311
00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:21,404
College.

312
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:24,320
Today'’s economy,
it'’s rough out there.

313
00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:29,108
You need money for college,
and it isn'’t cheap.

314
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,892
- Let me pay for yours.
- Forget it.

315
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:33,590
Look, just try it out
for 30 days, risk-free.

316
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,810
I guarantee you'’ll
be happy you did.

317
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:39,205
And just for trying,
I'’ll buy your college books
for freshman year,

318
00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:44,210
which are yours to keep,
no questions asked,
as my little gift to you.

319
00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,518
[Jo] Sidney
was pretty convincing,

320
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:50,520
and I should have
realized why.

321
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:53,132
He was the king
of infomercials.

322
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:56,918
He could sell anything from
meat juicers to cat toilets

323
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,963
to my college tuition.

324
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,400
I knew it was crazy.

325
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,619
But Abby'’d have
a good senior year,

326
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:06,797
and I'’d get my dream of
Carnegie Mellon University.

327
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:11,454
I figured, who would it hurt?

328
00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:12,760
[pop music plays]

329
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,370
Four hundred people
already viewed it.

330
00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,764
That computer geek
lived up to his promise.

331
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:20,289
Which is like a rarity in life,
that anyone ever comes through.

332
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,204
Especially fathers and doctors.

333
00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,554
Not my legs,
Chastity, my face.

334
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:28,906
Getting all
red and splotchy. Ugh.

335
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,386
- Uh-oh.
- What?

336
00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,867
You'’re never
gonna believe this.

337
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,390
What do you mean?

338
00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:37,176
Someone posted a link on
your page to another video.

339
00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:41,397
Look, it'’s that new girl, Jo.
She totally bailed Abby out.

340
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:45,793
Ugh, who is this girl?
Some bad-ass biker chick?

341
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:49,231
- There'’s tons of comments.
- Ugh.

342
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:53,844
- All the guys think she'’s hot.
- OK.

343
00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:56,847
So she'’s hot.

344
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,675
She'’s well-connected.

345
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:01,330
I mean, she'’s
pretty much one of us.

346
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,593
So we'’ll just need
to make it very clear that,

347
00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:07,293
from here on out, she'’s only
nice to the people we like.

348
00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:10,731
- Agreed?
- [machine revving]

349
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,869
Mandi, can I get a quote
from you on the school play,

350
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:21,263
or the lacrosse team, or just,
like, anything, really?

351
00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:24,658
God, I am not up for the
paparazzi this morning.

352
00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:30,272
It'’s so embarrassing
how much they love me.

353
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:33,623
I'’m Mandi, with an "I."
And you'’re Jo, right?

354
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,365
- That'’s me.
- So, Jo, since you'’re new here,

355
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:39,803
I thought we'’d help
you out, let you know
who to hang out with.

356
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:43,111
- Us.
- [Jo] The real welcoming
committee had arrived.

357
00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:46,419
- And who not to.
- [Jo] Did I say "welcoming?"

358
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:50,771
Uh, oh, wow.

359
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:52,468
Thanks.

360
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,949
But I think I can
figure that out on my own.

361
00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:59,258
Really? Well, I... I haven'’t
been impressed so far.

362
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:02,086
- [Jo] Excuse me?
- But I'’m a benevolent
dictator,

363
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:06,961
so why don'’t we discuss
over a non-fat, no-sugar
raspberry Frappuccino

364
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:09,659
- at the coffee joint?
- We only use Skinny-and-Sweet.

365
00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,966
It'’s like cellulite in a straw,
but without the cellulite.

366
00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:14,969
As scientifically interesting
as that sounds,

367
00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,492
I'’ll have to pass.

368
00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:19,582
Oh, it wasn'’t a question.
[chuckles]

369
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:23,543
Oops. Guess I answered anyway.

370
00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,763
Oh, my God. Hi.

371
00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:29,592
I'’m Quinn Shinn,
editor of the school paper.

372
00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:33,596
That was unbelievable.
Nobody turns Mandi down.

373
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,991
- I just didn'’t feel like going.
- You'’re kidding, right?

374
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:41,212
No, the Plastics are goddesses.
And Mandi can, like, ruin you.

375
00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:43,519
I wrote one article
on school uniforms,

376
00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:46,392
and she put strawberries
in my yogurt.

377
00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,132
How horrible for you?

378
00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:50,961
Oh, I had an allergic reaction
to the strawberries,

379
00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:55,314
swelled up like a big Arothron
hispidus.That'’s a blowfish.

380
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,881
Be careful, Jo.

381
00:21:57,925 --> 00:22:01,320
Thanks, but I'’m
not that worried.

382
00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:10,633
[Jo] Hey, what'’s up?

383
00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:13,636
So you dropped your notebook,
but I gave it back to your dad.

384
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,465
Pretty cool sketches.
Are you an artist?

385
00:22:16,509 --> 00:22:20,817
[stammering] Look,
it'’s cool, I get it.
You don'’t have to...

386
00:22:20,861 --> 00:22:24,038
- Get what?
- Principal Duvall sent you.

387
00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:27,128
But look,
the welcoming committee
was just a stupid idea.

388
00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:29,739
I mean, really, you'’re the first
new student here in ages,

389
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:32,351
so you'’re off the hook.

390
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:35,876
- Thanks for the ride, though.
- Sure.

391
00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:43,362
Registration
for AP test has closed.

392
00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:45,233
Now...

393
00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:48,410
Uh, now, we all know the
tradition here at North Shore

394
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:52,762
is to, uh, use
the Homecoming Dance...

395
00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:57,027
...to fund-raise
for charity, OK?

396
00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:01,989
'‘Cause otherwise you all
would just the think

397
00:23:02,032 --> 00:23:04,513
the world revolves around
you and football.

398
00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:08,038
And it doesn'’t, OK?

399
00:23:08,082 --> 00:23:09,692
I told you not to walk
in front of...

400
00:23:09,736 --> 00:23:12,303
Babe, I already chose your
tuxedo, rented the limo and...

401
00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:15,350
Oh, red rose corsage,
not a frigging carnation.

402
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:19,485
- Mandi, you are so
winning Homecoming Queen.
- Totally winning.

403
00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:22,618
[Duvall] ...the school nurse
will be heading up
the blood drive,

404
00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:24,577
- so sign up for that now.
- [laughs] Please.

405
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:29,103
Like I'’m letting that
petri dish of a clinic
stick a needle in me.

406
00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:31,888
[girl] I know!
And no matter what I said...

407
00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:36,371
- Hey, uh, do you know
where I could catch the bus?
- I think it just left.

408
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:40,070
Classic. This is why I really
need to fix my bike today.

409
00:23:40,114 --> 00:23:44,684
Do you know any good
auto parts shops? I'’ve
gotta get a new spark plug.

410
00:23:44,727 --> 00:23:48,818
Well, I... I think
there'’s Pete's Auto right
next to the coffee joint.

411
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,820
I could give you
a ride if you want.

412
00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:53,344
I mean, I really
owe you one anyway.

413
00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:55,738
Sweet, thanks.

414
00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:05,182
Oh, look, it'’s Jo!
Hey, Jo!

415
00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:10,318
- Hey.
- She'’s with Abby Hanover!

416
00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:11,972
Hi.

417
00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:31,513
[Jo] Thanks for the lift.

418
00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:34,951
Do you wanna come inside?

419
00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:39,173
I'’ll probably break something,
but... but sure.

420
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:50,750
- Who'’s that?
- Um, my mom.

421
00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:54,580
She'’s really pretty.

422
00:24:57,321 --> 00:25:01,674
Yeah. She was.

423
00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:07,114
- What are these?
- Um...

424
00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:11,684
That'’s the Sydney Harbor
Bridge and a skyscraper
I'’ve been designing.

425
00:25:11,727 --> 00:25:14,600
Kind of hard to tell,
I'’m a crappy artist.

426
00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:17,341
- I could help, if you want.
- Really?

427
00:25:17,385 --> 00:25:20,954
Uh, you'’re pretty talented,
based on those sketches I saw.

428
00:25:20,997 --> 00:25:23,347
You should see
my paintings sometime.

429
00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:26,350
Uh, actually,
you don'’t have to.
It'’s a bad idea...

430
00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:29,745
No, that'’d be really cool.

431
00:25:29,789 --> 00:25:33,575
OK. You ready to
go change a spark plug?

432
00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:38,058
[rhythm and blues
plays on radio]

433
00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:44,586
My gosh,
is that a friend?

434
00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:46,283
Maybe you were right.

435
00:25:46,327 --> 00:25:48,938
Girls aren'’t
so bad after all.

436
00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:52,812
Hello, Mr. Winkle!

437
00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:57,512
Are those illegal parts?
I'’ll bet you're running
a chop shop over there.

438
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:01,560
Well, I'’ve installed
security cameras,
and I'’ll be watching you.

439
00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:06,042
- You hear?
- Goodbye, Mr. Winkle.

440
00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:24,060
Jo Mitchell, you have
no idea how scary I can be.

441
00:26:35,376 --> 00:26:38,335
Hey, Abby! How are you?

442
00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:41,164
- Ah!
- [laughter]

443
00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:43,993
- I can'’t get up!
- Are you all right?

444
00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:46,909
I don'’t know.
Pull me as hard as you can.

445
00:26:46,953 --> 00:26:48,345
OK.

446
00:26:48,389 --> 00:26:50,609
[grunting]

447
00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:56,658
- Now what?
- Uh, help me up.

448
00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:58,268
OK.

449
00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:03,578
[Jo] Seriously? Who would ever think of something so childish,

450
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:07,277
yet brilliant,
except a bunch of mean girls?

451
00:27:08,888 --> 00:27:10,977
- [boy] Hey, Mandi.
- [Mandi] Hi.

452
00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:18,288
- Now, what do we do?
- [Jo] I would'’ve
strangled her right there...

453
00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:19,638
Meet me in the bathroom.

454
00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:22,031
Bring any spare clothes
that you have.

455
00:27:22,075 --> 00:27:24,773
[Jo] ...if I could
get off the Vespa.

456
00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:30,039
Wow. Bad-ass!

457
00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:32,694
- So cool.
- [rock music plays]

458
00:27:32,738 --> 00:27:34,783
Coming through!

459
00:27:37,307 --> 00:27:38,918
Sorry!

460
00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:41,311
[girl] Are you OK?

461
00:27:42,312 --> 00:27:43,966
This is all my fault.

462
00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:45,359
You should'’ve never
hung out with me.

463
00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:47,230
Mandi'’s gonna make
your life a living hell.

464
00:27:47,274 --> 00:27:49,189
Abby, you can'’t live in fear.

465
00:27:49,232 --> 00:27:52,888
- Did you find me
something to wear?
- Just my art smock.

466
00:27:52,932 --> 00:27:56,065
[Jo] That'’ll have to do.
Thanks.

467
00:27:57,371 --> 00:28:01,201
- Do you need my help?
- I think I got it.

468
00:28:02,811 --> 00:28:04,987
- How do I look?
- Great.

469
00:28:05,031 --> 00:28:08,730
- [yells on screen]
- [laughter]

470
00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:10,514
- Hey, nice look.
- It'’s not funny.

471
00:28:10,558 --> 00:28:14,823
- I'’m not joking, it's hot.
- Thanks.

472
00:28:19,567 --> 00:28:22,831
[Duvall on PA] No unauthorized
videos of my students
on the monitor.

473
00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:27,444
[Jo] By the next day, I hoped
everyone would have forgotten
about my wardrobe malfunction,

474
00:28:27,488 --> 00:28:29,925
but it wasn'’t
what I was expecting.

475
00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:35,017
Apparently, holding your
head high after a Mandi
vendetta earned you points.

476
00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:48,596
- Oh, my gosh, this is so cool!
- You started it.

477
00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:50,772
It was your smock.

478
00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:57,126
- It'’s cute.
- It'’s pathetic.

479
00:28:57,170 --> 00:29:01,957
I could smear paint
all over my Versace,
but I have taste, style.

480
00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:04,264
They'’re just sheep.

481
00:29:04,307 --> 00:29:07,920
Chastity, make out with
the student intern in the
front office, get Jo'’s file.

482
00:29:07,963 --> 00:29:09,965
Hope, stalk her.

483
00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:13,186
I want to know everything.

484
00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:15,014
[scoffs]

485
00:29:24,545 --> 00:29:26,329
Wow, this is amazing.

486
00:29:26,373 --> 00:29:29,419
You shouldn'’t waste your
talent on sketches for me.

487
00:29:29,463 --> 00:29:31,944
Oh, I don'’t mind.

488
00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:33,423
All right, what
should we work on first?

489
00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:35,948
Um, well, I love
building cars with my dad,

490
00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:40,517
but I wanna... I wanna
design something more
lasting and permanent.

491
00:29:40,561 --> 00:29:44,347
I.M. Pei, for instance,
designs the most
amazing buildings,

492
00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:47,263
- and Joseph Strauss...
- Built the Golden Gate Bridge.

493
00:29:47,307 --> 00:29:51,093
Yeah, my family
went there last summer.
It'’s pretty awesome.

494
00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:55,619
- Well, then, why don'’t
we start with San Francisco?
- All right, cool.

495
00:29:55,663 --> 00:30:00,189
Oh, um, yeah, and if my dad
asks, this is a school project.

496
00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:02,975
He thinks artists are,
like, homeless hippies, so...

497
00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:05,847
- I don'’t wanna
get you in trouble.
- Oh, no, no, no!

498
00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:08,415
I need some more samples
for my portfolio anyway.

499
00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:10,504
I'’m applying
to NYU Design School.

500
00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:15,117
- Or, as I tell my dad,
Columbia Pre-Med.
- [laughs]

501
00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:22,516
These are... [laughs]
They'’re incredible.

502
00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:24,823
Thanks.

503
00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:29,958
[school bell rings]

504
00:30:30,002 --> 00:30:32,221
[Giamatti] Tyler, late. Sit.

505
00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:34,223
[Jo] While I was breaking
all my rules with Abby,

506
00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:37,009
I figured I could enjoy
a few other things

507
00:30:37,052 --> 00:30:38,662
North Shore had to offer.

508
00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:43,015
He could walk in late
any day he wanted.

509
00:30:43,058 --> 00:30:44,886
[pop music plays]

510
00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:46,801
♪ You'’re taking over my heart ♪

511
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:50,022
♪ Taking over my head
Making me rewind ♪

512
00:30:50,065 --> 00:30:53,460
♪ Everything that you said
I can'’t concentrate ♪

513
00:30:53,503 --> 00:30:58,595
♪ My mind hesitates
Everything that you do ♪

514
00:30:58,639 --> 00:31:01,816
♪ I stop on a dime
When you come around ♪

515
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:07,082
♪ It'’s always the same
Don'’t you know you're
my favorite distraction? ♪

516
00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:09,911
- Hey.
- [record scratches]

517
00:31:09,955 --> 00:31:12,044
Oh. Hi.

518
00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:14,742
OK, everybody, big day today.

519
00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:19,486
A&M beat Arkansas
in overtime on Saturday. Yes!

520
00:31:19,529 --> 00:31:23,925
[laughs] Oh, and today,
we commence the great
egg-drop project.

521
00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:27,537
Young lady, that is where
we drop a boiled egg in a
parachute without it breaking.

522
00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:30,584
You'’ll be judged
on style and structure.

523
00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:33,892
And if you'’d just like
to opt out and bring in
deviled eggs for the class...

524
00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:36,285
Tempting, but doesn'’t the
top student have the option

525
00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:39,375
to submit for the Thompson-Bird
Architecture scholarship?

526
00:31:39,419 --> 00:31:43,727
Yes, not that any
of you slackers care.

527
00:31:43,771 --> 00:31:48,558
Eligibility for the scholarship
requires a 4.5 GPA,

528
00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:52,301
at least a 2300 on your SATs,
math and verbal,

529
00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:54,303
top scores
on all class projects

530
00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:59,569
and a glowing letter of
recommendation from me.

531
00:31:59,613 --> 00:32:03,486
- And as you know,
I don'’t glow often.
- [school bell rings]

532
00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:09,101
[Tyler] Let me guess,
we'’re gonna have to win.

533
00:32:09,144 --> 00:32:10,885
[Jo] Pretty much.

534
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:14,845
Well, then maybe we should
get in some extra study time.

535
00:32:14,889 --> 00:32:17,022
Go to a movie or something?

536
00:32:17,065 --> 00:32:20,286
- Tomorrow night?
- Sounds good.

537
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,078
- Hey!
- Guess what?

538
00:32:30,122 --> 00:32:32,254
Tyler just asked me out.

539
00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:34,778
[Jo] It was amazing,
having a friend to confide in.

540
00:32:34,822 --> 00:32:37,346
Jo, you can'’t.
It'’d be a big mistake.

541
00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:39,000
- [Jo] Or not.
- You don'’t know who he...

542
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:42,569
He'’s my shop partner,
and I'’ve seen him
without a shirt.

543
00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:44,875
Good enough for me.

544
00:32:44,919 --> 00:32:46,268
[pop music plays]

545
00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:48,053
♪ Can'’t stay this way forever ♪

546
00:32:48,096 --> 00:32:50,620
[cell phone rings]

547
00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:54,842
♪ Let'’s stay this way forever ♪

548
00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:57,018
Oh, my God!
Tyler is a total traitor.

549
00:32:57,062 --> 00:33:00,021
- She'’s so crossed the line.
- Who has?

550
00:33:00,065 --> 00:33:03,807
That bitch, Jo.
God, Nick, keep up.

551
00:33:03,851 --> 00:33:05,635
And give me your car keys.

552
00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:10,510
Don'’t.

553
00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:14,818
- Where you goin'’?
- Nowhere. Out with a friend.

554
00:33:14,862 --> 00:33:18,474
Your friend'’s got a nice car.
And your friend is also a guy.

555
00:33:18,518 --> 00:33:20,563
Goodbye, Dad.
I'’ll be home by ten.

556
00:33:20,607 --> 00:33:23,479
- [car door closes]
- Nice wheels.

557
00:33:23,523 --> 00:33:25,351
Nick insisted
I borrow his car.

558
00:33:25,394 --> 00:33:28,006
I figured you take
cars pretty seriously,
so I took him up on it.

559
00:33:28,049 --> 00:33:30,443
Does that mean
I get to drive?

560
00:33:30,486 --> 00:33:32,097
Yes.

561
00:33:33,054 --> 00:33:35,578
- Oh, thank you.
- After you.

562
00:33:35,622 --> 00:33:38,016
Thank you very much.

563
00:33:38,059 --> 00:33:41,062
[pop music plays]

564
00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:46,546
♪ Doctor, won'’t you
help me please? ♪

565
00:33:46,589 --> 00:33:49,636
♪ Don'’t know where to go
I'’m down on my knees ♪

566
00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:52,769
♪ I need you

567
00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:56,164
- ♪ I need you
- ♪ My mother said pick
the very best one ♪

568
00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:59,689
♪ The very best one is Y-O-U ♪

569
00:33:59,733 --> 00:34:03,171
I gotta admit, Jo,
you did pretty good.

570
00:34:03,215 --> 00:34:05,434
No screaming
on the roller coaster,

571
00:34:05,478 --> 00:34:07,262
a solid stomach
on the Gravitron.

572
00:34:07,306 --> 00:34:09,525
And kicking your ass
at bumper cars.

573
00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:12,137
I like a guy who
can take the heat.

574
00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:14,052
Oh, really?

575
00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:16,706
How many guys
are you looking at?

576
00:34:18,143 --> 00:34:19,883
Come on, Jo.

577
00:34:19,927 --> 00:34:22,060
Four schools in three years?

578
00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:25,628
How many? Six boyfriends?
A dozen?

579
00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:27,543
None.

580
00:34:27,587 --> 00:34:30,894
But I'’m sort of breaking
all my rules this year.

581
00:34:30,938 --> 00:34:33,114
You'’ve never
had a boyfriend?

582
00:34:33,158 --> 00:34:36,378
Shut up! So I never
played Spin the Bottle,

583
00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:40,121
I never suffered through
Seven Minutes in Heaven.

584
00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:42,384
Never...

585
00:34:42,428 --> 00:34:44,386
...kissed anyone?

586
00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:46,649
[♪ Hope: Love, Love, Love]
♪ So I fell into your hands

587
00:34:46,693 --> 00:34:48,347
♪ I don'’t know
where we'’ll land ♪

588
00:34:48,390 --> 00:34:50,218
♪ I'’m just going
with the flow ♪

589
00:34:50,262 --> 00:34:53,221
♪ Giving me love, love, love

590
00:34:53,265 --> 00:34:56,006
♪ Ah, ah

591
00:34:56,050 --> 00:34:58,183
♪ Giving me love, love, love

592
00:34:58,226 --> 00:35:02,361
♪ Ah, ah
More than I ever need ♪

593
00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:05,320
♪ Your love ♪

594
00:35:05,364 --> 00:35:08,497
[Duvall over PA] ...beginning
of the blood drive this
month, so sign up now.

595
00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,760
That'’s it from me,
I'’m your principal.

596
00:35:10,804 --> 00:35:12,849
You know me.
I'’ll see you in the hallways.

597
00:35:12,893 --> 00:35:15,548
Remember, stay left,
or right...

598
00:35:15,591 --> 00:35:18,072
- How'’d it go?
- Perfect, you had
nothing to worry about.

599
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,727
- [feedback whines]
- [boy, distorted voice]
Hello, North Shore,

600
00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:22,598
Last night,
our new girl Jo Mitchell

601
00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:24,948
had a first date, and more.

602
00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:28,996
[Tyler] Come on, Jo. How many?
Six boyfriends? A dozen?

603
00:35:29,039 --> 00:35:33,000
[Jo] None. But I'’m
sort of breaking all
my rules this year.

604
00:35:33,043 --> 00:35:36,046
Oh, God. This isn'’t happening.

605
00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:38,527
- [Tyler] You'’ve never
had a boyfriend?
- [Jo] Shut up!

606
00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:41,182
So I never played
Spin the Bottle,

607
00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:45,273
I never suffered through
Seven Minutes in Heaven, I...

608
00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:46,970
[Tyler] Never... kissed anyone?

609
00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:50,844
[boy] That'’s right,
Jo Mitchell is a virgin!

610
00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:53,629
- [laughter]
- She'’s a virgin?

611
00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:59,679
Ah, young love.
Isn'’t it pathetic?

612
00:36:15,085 --> 00:36:19,438
[Abby] Jo, I'’m so sorry.
It'’s gonna be OK, I promise.

613
00:36:28,055 --> 00:36:30,405
Emergency slumber party?

614
00:36:30,449 --> 00:36:33,539
[chuckles] Thanks, Abby.

615
00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:36,324
You'’re the best. I'm...

616
00:36:36,368 --> 00:36:38,370
I'’m sorry I didn't listen.

617
00:36:38,413 --> 00:36:41,199
[Jo] And Abby was the best.

618
00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:43,375
Which only made me feel worse.

619
00:36:43,418 --> 00:36:44,941
I was totally lying to her,

620
00:36:44,985 --> 00:36:48,293
the one person who
kept having my back.

621
00:36:48,336 --> 00:36:50,164
Maybe I deserved
Mandi'’s torture.

622
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,688
Jo, I'’m sorry, I didn't...

623
00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:54,473
How could you
set me up like that?

624
00:36:54,516 --> 00:36:59,086
I hope you and Mandi
are very happy together.

625
00:36:59,129 --> 00:37:01,262
I can'’t believe him!

626
00:37:04,352 --> 00:37:06,833
Jo, how are you holding up?

627
00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:10,315
Elliot wanted to do a story
on virgins in high school,

628
00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:12,447
but I totally nixed it.

629
00:37:12,491 --> 00:37:14,928
- Uh, hi. You'’re Jo, right?
- Yeah.

630
00:37:14,971 --> 00:37:19,585
Guys. Last year,
all three of us fell
for this jerk of a senior.

631
00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:21,717
We put out, and he
dumped us the next day.

632
00:37:21,761 --> 00:37:24,633
We should have waited,
like you, for the right guy.

633
00:37:24,677 --> 00:37:27,070
- Yeah, no kidding.
- [laughs] Yeah.

634
00:37:27,114 --> 00:37:29,029
Tyler wasn'’t exactly
the right guy.

635
00:37:29,072 --> 00:37:31,031
He was just another one
of Mandi'’s puppets.

636
00:37:31,074 --> 00:37:33,729
Yeah, well, we just
wanted to tell you
we think you'’re awesome.

637
00:37:33,773 --> 00:37:35,775
- Yeah, definitely.
- See you around.

638
00:37:35,818 --> 00:37:37,646
Thanks!

639
00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:39,605
Why does he even
put up with her?

640
00:37:39,648 --> 00:37:41,737
Why wouldn'’t he? You can't
choose your siblings.

641
00:37:41,781 --> 00:37:43,652
[gags]

642
00:37:43,696 --> 00:37:46,960
- What? Siblings?
- I thought he told you.

643
00:37:47,003 --> 00:37:49,832
- Tyler is Mandi'’s stepbrother.
- I'’m such an idiot!

644
00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:54,315
- I thought they
were just hooking up.
- Oh, gross!

645
00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:57,536
But now you see
why it was so easy
for Mandi to bug your date.

646
00:37:57,579 --> 00:38:01,409
No way, not Tyler. It had
to have been someone else.

647
00:38:01,453 --> 00:38:03,368
Oh, my God.
We were in Nick'’s car.

648
00:38:03,411 --> 00:38:05,587
- You dick! You bugged the car?
- Come on, man.

649
00:38:05,631 --> 00:38:08,111
- I thought it was fun...
- Don'’t you turn
your back on me, Nick!

650
00:38:08,155 --> 00:38:10,505
What are you gonna do,
Tyler? You'’re gonna hit
your best friend?

651
00:38:10,549 --> 00:38:13,291
- [teacher] Break it up!
That'’s enough!
- [Nick] Can'’t you take a joke?

652
00:38:13,334 --> 00:38:15,728
- [Tyler] I'’m gonna mess you up!
- [Nick] You don'’t scare me!

653
00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:17,295
- You don'’t scare me.
- [both yelling]

654
00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:19,471
[Tyler] Punch me!
Bring it on!

655
00:38:19,514 --> 00:38:20,950
Well, that was fun.

656
00:38:20,994 --> 00:38:22,778
Hope, what else do we
have on the Virgin Queen?

657
00:38:22,822 --> 00:38:27,217
Well, a 4.5 GPA, high SATs,
three AP classes and...

658
00:38:27,261 --> 00:38:29,872
Oh, she'’s applying for
architecture scholarships.

659
00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:33,354
Her dream,
Carnegie Mellon University.

660
00:38:33,398 --> 00:38:37,140
- Hm.
- OK, so one more time.

661
00:38:37,184 --> 00:38:41,928
She'’s never made out
with anyone... ever?

662
00:38:41,971 --> 00:38:44,322
Or this week?

663
00:38:46,149 --> 00:38:48,195
Hey, not so fast.

664
00:38:48,238 --> 00:38:50,980
Uh, today'’s your lucky day.
We got a sale going on.

665
00:38:51,024 --> 00:38:54,549
- Twenty percent off
all grade changes.
- Look, just leave me alone.

666
00:38:54,593 --> 00:38:57,378
Look, I'’m just trying
to say I'’m sorry, OK?

667
00:38:57,422 --> 00:38:59,249
I was clouded by lust.

668
00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:04,385
And if it helps,
I got kicked off the
Web team for abuse of power.

669
00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:06,344
You'’re still a jerk.

670
00:39:06,387 --> 00:39:09,434
At least your shirt'’s funny.

671
00:39:16,963 --> 00:39:21,489
Nice fight in the cafeteria.
I could smell the testosterone.

672
00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:23,361
Does this mean I'’m forgiven?

673
00:39:23,404 --> 00:39:26,842
Well, it'’s not your fault that
your dad married Mandi'’s mom.

674
00:39:26,886 --> 00:39:30,759
But next time, warn me
that you live with Mandi

675
00:39:30,803 --> 00:39:33,371
in a totally platonic way.

676
00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:36,417
Wait, you thought...?

677
00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:38,114
Dude, gross!

678
00:39:38,158 --> 00:39:41,074
[Jo] But despite Quinn
and Abby'’s urging,

679
00:39:41,117 --> 00:39:43,424
I refused to stoop
to Mandi'’s level.

680
00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:49,038
Besides, I was having
so much fun with my new
friends, I almost didn'’t care.

681
00:39:49,082 --> 00:39:50,866
You coming?

682
00:39:52,651 --> 00:39:55,958
Who are those girls?
Do they even go to our school?

683
00:39:56,002 --> 00:39:57,786
I was just looking
at the Homecoming Web site,

684
00:39:57,830 --> 00:39:59,875
and everybody'’s talking
about the hot, new couple.

685
00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:03,444
Nick and I are the
hottest couple in school.

686
00:40:03,488 --> 00:40:05,664
Not anymore.

687
00:40:17,023 --> 00:40:19,982
[Jo] So this was it,
the first challenge.

688
00:40:20,026 --> 00:40:22,289
Success was worth 100 points,

689
00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:26,859
and I needed every point
I could get to qualify
for the scholarship.

690
00:40:28,861 --> 00:40:33,474
Boiled egg in the structure.
No breaks, no bruises.

691
00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:36,477
- Ready?
- Ready.

692
00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:39,088
And... drop!

693
00:40:43,484 --> 00:40:46,052
[Giamatti] OK, who
switched the eggs?

694
00:40:46,095 --> 00:40:48,794
Who? No one?

695
00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:56,758
Oh, well. Who'’s next?

696
00:40:56,802 --> 00:41:00,762
[Jo] Mandi had found a new part of my life to destroy:

697
00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:04,244
my chance at the
Thomson-Bird scholarship.

698
00:41:04,287 --> 00:41:07,465
Our next experiment
didn'’t go much better.

699
00:41:07,508 --> 00:41:09,989
- You ready?
- Yeah.

700
00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:14,341
Hope called her doctor
on speed dial

701
00:41:14,384 --> 00:41:18,563
and switched our CO2
for laughing gas.

702
00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:27,702
[all] Whoa!

703
00:41:36,842 --> 00:41:39,366
Hey, guys, I'’m here.

704
00:41:39,409 --> 00:41:41,673
Seriously, Chastity?

705
00:41:41,716 --> 00:41:44,502
I said "incognito",
not "like a flamingo"!

706
00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:47,156
- Oh.
- Go.

707
00:41:51,857 --> 00:41:55,425
Ew! Ew! Ew! There'’s poo
on my Jimmy Choo!

708
00:41:55,469 --> 00:41:57,427
Shake it off, shake it off.

709
00:41:57,471 --> 00:41:59,647
Go, slow.

710
00:42:00,605 --> 00:42:01,997
Faster!

711
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,351
Uh, I can'’t go any further.

712
00:42:08,395 --> 00:42:10,919
What is the matter with you?

713
00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:23,018
Funnel.

714
00:42:23,062 --> 00:42:24,585
The funnel!

715
00:42:24,629 --> 00:42:26,935
- Oh, there you go.
- Right. Secret weapon?

716
00:42:26,979 --> 00:42:30,722
- Oh!
- Hope, a fanny pack, never OK.

717
00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:48,304
Coffee?

718
00:43:01,927 --> 00:43:03,145
Perfect.

719
00:43:19,684 --> 00:43:26,081
- Dad, what'’s going on?
- It'’s ruined.

720
00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:29,607
- The whole motor is gummed up.
- What? What happened?

721
00:43:29,650 --> 00:43:32,914
- It was running
perfectly yesterday.
- I don'’t know.

722
00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:36,701
I don'’t know, maybe
it'’s the fuel, a faulty part.

723
00:43:36,744 --> 00:43:40,922
It doesn'’t matter
because Jimmy and the boys are
expecting a trial run tomorrow.

724
00:43:42,010 --> 00:43:43,664
Dad...

725
00:43:44,534 --> 00:43:46,188
We can figure something out.

726
00:43:46,232 --> 00:43:49,670
There'’s not enough time,
and there'’s not enough money.

727
00:43:51,063 --> 00:43:55,676
Maybe I can call in a favor,
uh, beg for an extension,

728
00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:58,374
tell '’em it was some kind of
fluke accident, I don'’t know.

729
00:44:19,308 --> 00:44:22,834
[Jo] But this was
definitely no accident.

730
00:44:22,877 --> 00:44:25,575
Mandi had gone too far.

731
00:44:25,619 --> 00:44:27,447
Mess with me, fine.

732
00:44:27,490 --> 00:44:29,884
Mess with my family...

733
00:44:29,928 --> 00:44:32,278
...you'’re dead.

734
00:44:32,321 --> 00:44:36,761
It was as if all my
girl hormones had
kicked into overdrive,

735
00:44:36,804 --> 00:44:39,720
and I was out for blood.

736
00:44:39,764 --> 00:44:41,330
The Plastics were going down,

737
00:44:41,374 --> 00:44:44,986
and I didn'’t care
what rules I had to break...

738
00:44:45,030 --> 00:44:47,119
...to make her pay.

739
00:44:51,036 --> 00:44:54,126
- What happened?
- Mandi happened.

740
00:44:56,389 --> 00:44:57,912
Is that all you got?

741
00:44:57,956 --> 00:45:02,395
Going after my dad,
you spoiled,
narcissistic bitch!

742
00:45:02,438 --> 00:45:06,355
That'’s his job,
not some play-toy for you!

743
00:45:06,399 --> 00:45:08,401
- But it was so much fun.
- [chuckles]

744
00:45:08,444 --> 00:45:12,927
The way I figure it, no job,
no income, no house, no JoJo.

745
00:45:12,971 --> 00:45:16,714
- Right?
- I don'’t run away that easy.

746
00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:19,499
Get over yourself, man-hands.

747
00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:21,544
You'’re just a passing phase.

748
00:45:21,588 --> 00:45:23,198
I'’m here for the long run.

749
00:45:27,986 --> 00:45:32,077
Oh, yeah?
Are you sure about that?

750
00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:37,386
[chuckles]

751
00:45:40,389 --> 00:45:43,741
Ooh! Coffee?

752
00:45:51,531 --> 00:45:55,665
Abby, you don'’t need
to do this with me.

753
00:45:55,709 --> 00:46:00,148
Of course I do.
It'’s what best friends are for.

754
00:46:05,284 --> 00:46:08,243
There'’s something
I need to tell you.

755
00:46:09,636 --> 00:46:13,161
[Jo] This was it,
the moment to tell Abby

756
00:46:13,205 --> 00:46:17,557
I'’d made a deal with her father that I totally regretted,

757
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,429
and beg for forgiveness.

758
00:46:20,473 --> 00:46:22,257
But looking at her,

759
00:46:22,301 --> 00:46:25,086
the idea of losing my first
best friend in a long time,

760
00:46:25,130 --> 00:46:26,261
I couldn'’t do it.

761
00:46:26,305 --> 00:46:30,091
So, what do you
need to tell me?

762
00:46:32,137 --> 00:46:36,097
I, um...

763
00:46:36,141 --> 00:46:40,928
You should know, my
last BFF relationship

764
00:46:40,972 --> 00:46:42,887
crashed and burned.

765
00:46:42,930 --> 00:46:46,151
She became snobby
and judgmental

766
00:46:46,194 --> 00:46:49,371
and used guys
as pawns of warfare,

767
00:46:49,415 --> 00:46:51,896
which is saying a lot,
considering it was fourth grade.

768
00:46:51,939 --> 00:46:56,335
[laughs] Geez!
Sounds like a mini-Mandi.

769
00:46:56,378 --> 00:46:58,946
- But don'’t worry,
we'’re nothing like that.
- [laughs]

770
00:46:58,990 --> 00:47:02,080
Success! OK.

771
00:47:02,123 --> 00:47:05,779
I grabbed all the archived
papers with the Plastics,

772
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,826
which was pretty much
every issue.

773
00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:12,481
- If there'’s dirt,
we'’ll find it.
- What'’s this?

774
00:47:12,525 --> 00:47:17,573
Mandi'’s Annual Birthday Bash.
Everybody wants to be invited.

775
00:47:17,617 --> 00:47:21,926
But, of course, they aren'’t.
Mandi never allows anybody to
throw a party when she does.

776
00:47:21,969 --> 00:47:25,016
Is that so?

777
00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:33,633
[Mandi] I am so excited.

778
00:47:33,676 --> 00:47:36,549
Tonight is gonna
be the perfect night.

779
00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:40,466
It should be.
It'’s costing my dad enough.

780
00:47:40,509 --> 00:47:42,598
Our dad, Tyler.

781
00:47:42,642 --> 00:47:45,036
You know, most people
would die to be my brother.

782
00:47:45,079 --> 00:47:48,909
That'’s only because they don't
know what you'’re really like.

783
00:47:48,953 --> 00:47:52,043
You mean perfect,
awesome and popular?

784
00:47:52,086 --> 00:47:56,699
More like conceited,
vain and vindictive.

785
00:47:56,743 --> 00:47:59,398
You'’re only happy when
making others miserable.

786
00:47:59,441 --> 00:48:01,313
But high school
will end, Mandi.

787
00:48:01,356 --> 00:48:03,968
And then what
will you have left?

788
00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:15,631
This is a bad idea.
Nobody'’s gonna show up.

789
00:48:15,675 --> 00:48:18,939
Of course they will. Who wants
to go to some expensive party

790
00:48:18,983 --> 00:48:21,072
with cocktail dresses
and raw fish,

791
00:48:21,115 --> 00:48:23,901
where Mandi talks
about how awesome she is?

792
00:48:23,944 --> 00:48:26,338
People who think
Mandi'’s awesome.

793
00:48:26,381 --> 00:48:28,427
[sighs] No one
actually thinks that.

794
00:48:28,470 --> 00:48:31,865
Trust me, it'’s just years
of social brainwashing.

795
00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:33,954
- [knocks]
- Ooh!

796
00:48:33,998 --> 00:48:37,088
Wait, why aren'’t
you guys ready? Huh?

797
00:48:37,131 --> 00:48:41,962
- People will arrive any minute!
- We are ready.

798
00:48:42,006 --> 00:48:43,964
No! No!

799
00:48:44,008 --> 00:48:45,661
- Abby, no! Honey!
- [moans] Mom...

800
00:48:45,705 --> 00:48:48,229
I bought you all those
party clothes for a reason.

801
00:48:48,273 --> 00:48:51,667
Now you don'’t have
an excuse, because
you'’re actually the host.

802
00:48:51,711 --> 00:48:54,105
Huh? Come on. Come on, come on!
Come on, let'’s go.

803
00:48:54,148 --> 00:48:56,324
- Come on, sugar, let'’s go!
- [sighs]

804
00:48:56,368 --> 00:49:01,155
Come on! My little girl
is throwing a party! [giggles]

805
00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:06,334
- Seriously?
- Mom, stop.

806
00:49:06,378 --> 00:49:09,772
Now, Jo, you know
you'’re not gonna have
this little body forever.

807
00:49:09,816 --> 00:49:13,037
- Mom!
- I'’m just saying
she oughta show it off.

808
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,953
- Mom, just stop!
- In something like this.

809
00:49:15,996 --> 00:49:18,781
- Ugh! Ilene Hanover!
- Definitely.

810
00:49:18,825 --> 00:49:21,436
[giggles] I knew it!

811
00:49:29,314 --> 00:49:31,620
- Invitation, miss?
- I don'’t have one.

812
00:49:31,664 --> 00:49:34,014
Oh, no, I'’m sorry,
it'’s invite only.

813
00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:39,237
Okay.

814
00:49:44,198 --> 00:49:48,811
Thank you, thank you all so much
for coming to my birth...

815
00:49:48,855 --> 00:49:52,163
[crickets chirping]

816
00:49:52,206 --> 00:49:55,340
Where... Where is everyone?

817
00:49:57,298 --> 00:50:01,389
[music rumbling outside]

818
00:50:01,433 --> 00:50:03,870
[♪ IYAZ: So Big]
♪ Spend it up so big

819
00:50:03,913 --> 00:50:06,829
♪ So the whole world
knows my love for you ♪

820
00:50:06,873 --> 00:50:09,789
♪ So big
My heart is so big ♪

821
00:50:09,832 --> 00:50:13,053
♪ My love is so big
For you ♪

822
00:50:13,097 --> 00:50:14,924
♪ For you, for you

823
00:50:14,968 --> 00:50:17,666
Wow! I can'’t believe this!

824
00:50:17,710 --> 00:50:22,062
I can'’t believe this
is my house, my party!

825
00:50:22,106 --> 00:50:24,456
Believe it.

826
00:50:24,499 --> 00:50:29,417
- You both look amazing.
- Thanks, you'’re
not so bad yourself.

827
00:50:29,461 --> 00:50:33,334
This party rocks! [laughs]
Only where'’s the food?

828
00:50:33,378 --> 00:50:38,426
Oh, I heard Mandi'’s
serving nigiri sushi.

829
00:50:38,470 --> 00:50:42,039
- That'’s sushi.
- Pizza'’s coming.

830
00:50:42,082 --> 00:50:45,172
Pizza.

831
00:50:45,216 --> 00:50:48,175
This is a disaster
of epic proportions!

832
00:50:48,219 --> 00:50:50,699
I mean,
don'’t panic, Mandi.

833
00:50:50,743 --> 00:50:54,181
Maybe they just got
the wrong address.

834
00:50:54,225 --> 00:50:59,186
Or... what if Jo and Abby

835
00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:02,320
are throwing a party tonight?

836
00:51:04,409 --> 00:51:07,455
Stating the
obvious much, moron?

837
00:51:07,499 --> 00:51:12,286
- What are we gonna do?
- Not go over there?

838
00:51:12,330 --> 00:51:15,985
[car playing muffled music]

839
00:51:16,029 --> 00:51:18,466
[boy] He'’s inside!

840
00:51:18,510 --> 00:51:22,688
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh

841
00:51:22,731 --> 00:51:25,865
♪ Ooh-ooh

842
00:51:25,908 --> 00:51:28,911
♪ Now I wanna do it up
so big ♪

843
00:51:28,955 --> 00:51:31,740
[music continues indistinctly]

844
00:51:37,485 --> 00:51:41,489
Hope, do you still have that
vile medicine from your doctor?

845
00:51:41,533 --> 00:51:45,537
You mean the ipecac?
Of course.

846
00:51:45,580 --> 00:51:48,235
- [pop music plays]
- Oh! [laughs]

847
00:51:48,279 --> 00:51:49,932
[girl screaming]

848
00:51:49,976 --> 00:51:54,067
♪ Before she got your boy
doing crazy things ♪

849
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:58,550
♪ That I never
thought I'’d ever do ♪

850
00:51:58,593 --> 00:52:02,554
Elliot hasn'’t stopped
staring at you all night.

851
00:52:02,597 --> 00:52:05,470
Really? But he'’s Elliot.

852
00:52:11,911 --> 00:52:13,652
Thanks.

853
00:52:13,695 --> 00:52:16,437
Oh, thank God,
I'’m starving.

854
00:52:16,481 --> 00:52:19,136
Do these smell funny?

855
00:52:19,179 --> 00:52:23,401
Maybe the delivery guy
mixed up our order.

856
00:52:23,444 --> 00:52:28,188
- Here you go. Thanks.
- No problem. Glad to help.

857
00:52:28,232 --> 00:52:30,451
- Wait! Don'’t eat that.
- What? Why?

858
00:52:30,495 --> 00:52:33,802
Because I'’m not the only one
who paid the pizza guy.

859
00:52:37,371 --> 00:52:39,547
OK, it'’s done.

860
00:52:39,591 --> 00:52:42,811
Their party'’s about to
get extremely unsanitary.

861
00:52:47,599 --> 00:52:50,341
- What'’d I miss?
- Oh, nothing, honey bear.

862
00:52:50,384 --> 00:52:52,038
We just have
a party to attend.

863
00:52:52,081 --> 00:52:55,215
Oh, and I wouldn'’t wear
nice shoes if I were you.

864
00:52:55,259 --> 00:52:56,825
Perhaps galoshes.

865
00:52:58,218 --> 00:53:00,525
[pop music plays]

866
00:53:06,618 --> 00:53:11,710
- Happy not your birthday!
- Really, Chastity?

867
00:53:11,753 --> 00:53:13,451
Joke.

868
00:53:17,542 --> 00:53:20,980
Wait, nobody'’s puking.

869
00:53:21,023 --> 00:53:23,112
Oh, thank God! [laughs]

870
00:53:23,156 --> 00:53:25,245
I mean, damn it!

871
00:53:25,289 --> 00:53:28,248
Where'’s the pizza?

872
00:53:28,292 --> 00:53:30,598
What the hell happened?

873
00:53:30,642 --> 00:53:33,688
God, Nick, go do something!

874
00:53:35,951 --> 00:53:40,608
- Look at those two.
- God, what does Tyler
even see in her?

875
00:53:40,652 --> 00:53:44,221
Get over it
already, Chastity.
My brother is off-limits.

876
00:53:44,264 --> 00:53:46,005
Like what you
say matters, Mandi.

877
00:53:46,048 --> 00:53:48,181
You can'’t even
throw a birthday party.

878
00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:49,965
Shut up!

879
00:53:50,009 --> 00:53:53,012
[indistinct chatter]

880
00:53:53,055 --> 00:53:55,623
I'’ll be right back.

881
00:53:55,667 --> 00:53:57,277
Man, the food'’s all gone.

882
00:53:57,321 --> 00:54:01,847
Oh, Nick, I saved you
a piece of pizza.
One second.

883
00:54:03,414 --> 00:54:05,111
Why is Mandi here?

884
00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:08,157
Well, I think she was hoping
to gloat over a party disaster,

885
00:54:08,201 --> 00:54:11,900
which, if I can count
on Nick, won'’t take long.

886
00:54:13,685 --> 00:54:16,514
- Bon appetit.
- Thank you.

887
00:54:19,430 --> 00:54:21,736
Mandi, can I see
your invitation?

888
00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:26,785
Because I'’m pretty sure I left
"Vapid Bitch" off the list.

889
00:54:26,828 --> 00:54:29,396
You think you'’re so clever,
but you'’re not.

890
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:32,965
You'’re just using my brother
to get back at me, and I'’m gonna
make sure that he knows that.

891
00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:37,926
Not everything
is about you, Mandi.
Especially not my love life.

892
00:54:39,363 --> 00:54:41,756
At least I have one.

893
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,541
Where'’s your boyfriend
on your birthday?

894
00:54:43,584 --> 00:54:47,762
[chuckles] You wanna see
a love life, little virgin?

895
00:54:47,806 --> 00:54:49,634
I'’ll show you.

896
00:54:55,988 --> 00:54:57,772
[stomach growling]

897
00:54:57,816 --> 00:55:01,602
- [vomiting]
- [screams]

898
00:55:01,646 --> 00:55:03,691
[♪ Sky Ferreira: Obsession]

899
00:55:06,781 --> 00:55:08,957
[gasping]

900
00:55:10,872 --> 00:55:13,266
Oh, my God,
did he just...?

901
00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:16,269
Oh! Oh God,
move! Move!

902
00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,880
Yep. Sorry
about your patio.

903
00:55:18,924 --> 00:55:21,143
Oh, totally worth it!

904
00:55:21,187 --> 00:55:23,711
♪ Concerning nobody else,
just you ♪

905
00:55:23,755 --> 00:55:25,409
[Jo] And we didn'’t
just stop there.

906
00:55:25,452 --> 00:55:28,325
Abby, Quinn and I set out
to disband the Plastics

907
00:55:28,368 --> 00:55:29,978
once and for all.

908
00:55:30,022 --> 00:55:32,329
We called ourselves
the Anti-Plastics.

909
00:55:32,372 --> 00:55:37,551
Not very original,
but it got the point across.

910
00:55:37,595 --> 00:55:39,814
Wow.

911
00:55:39,858 --> 00:55:41,512
Wow.

912
00:55:42,991 --> 00:55:44,602
Wow.

913
00:55:46,517 --> 00:55:51,173
- ♪ So here'’s my confession ♪
- [Jo] We gathered our forces.

914
00:55:51,217 --> 00:55:52,610
But as the Anti-Plastics grew,

915
00:55:52,653 --> 00:55:55,787
Mandi started recruiting
for her side.

916
00:55:57,092 --> 00:55:59,312
♪ It'’s time, it's time ♪

917
00:55:59,356 --> 00:56:03,403
♪ I want my name
on the marquee ♪

918
00:56:03,447 --> 00:56:06,841
♪ I want you to want me

919
00:56:06,885 --> 00:56:10,541
[Jo] It was time to break
apart the founding members,

920
00:56:10,584 --> 00:56:11,977
starting with Chastity.

921
00:56:12,020 --> 00:56:13,500
[indistinct]

922
00:56:13,544 --> 00:56:15,328
[Jo] So we simply
tipped Principal Duvall.

923
00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:18,200
Oh! Oh, Principal Duvall!
A note.

924
00:56:18,244 --> 00:56:20,551
[Jo] Her weakness:
a raging libido.

925
00:56:20,594 --> 00:56:25,207
OK, where'’s the back stairwell
that'’s a herpes infection
waiting to happen?

926
00:56:25,251 --> 00:56:27,384
- C-wing.
- Thank you.

927
00:56:27,427 --> 00:56:29,037
♪ Never let me go

928
00:56:29,081 --> 00:56:31,126
♪ So I can feed
your addiction
in the stereo ♪

929
00:56:31,170 --> 00:56:36,567
♪ I could be just
your type of high ♪

930
00:56:36,610 --> 00:56:38,830
Elliot, let me borrow that.

931
00:56:38,873 --> 00:56:41,354
♪ You'’re talkin'
about the narcissist ♪

932
00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:43,443
The camera! Get to class.

933
00:56:43,487 --> 00:56:47,534
For the love of all
that'’s sanitary,
get outta there, people!

934
00:56:47,578 --> 00:56:51,799
♪ Let the music
just take control ♪

935
00:56:51,843 --> 00:56:53,584
♪ So here'’s my confession ♪♪

936
00:56:53,627 --> 00:56:55,586
You wait right here,
young lady.

937
00:56:55,629 --> 00:56:59,807
You officially earned
detention for a week.
Unbelievable.

938
00:56:59,851 --> 00:57:03,463
No, no, no!
In solitary confinement.
Let'’s go, move it.

939
00:57:03,507 --> 00:57:04,899
- Principal Duvall.
- What?

940
00:57:04,943 --> 00:57:07,946
- The announcements!
- Oh, yeah, let'’s go!

941
00:57:07,989 --> 00:57:09,817
[clears throat]

942
00:57:12,646 --> 00:57:15,040
- And action!
- Good afternoon, everybody.

943
00:57:15,083 --> 00:57:18,826
We have a winner for the
Homecoming Dance Charity.

944
00:57:18,870 --> 00:57:22,439
The winner
is the Humane Society.

945
00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:25,964
So... Where did
you come from?

946
00:57:26,007 --> 00:57:30,795
Get outta here! I'’m talking
about the importance of
neutering here, people!

947
00:57:33,493 --> 00:57:35,495
- How could you do that?
- Do what?

948
00:57:35,539 --> 00:57:40,413
Rat out all of my
make-out spots! You'’re
the only one I told, Mandi.

949
00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:43,938
Now, who'’s gonna do my homework
and tell me I'’m special?

950
00:57:48,377 --> 00:57:49,857
- [boy] Sorry.
- [girls] Hey!

951
00:57:49,901 --> 00:57:52,077
[Jo] For Hope,
who'’d been a hypochondriac

952
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,514
since contracting mono
from a water fountain,

953
00:57:54,558 --> 00:57:57,865
we said goodbye to Mandi'’s
"no bodily fluids" rule.

954
00:57:57,909 --> 00:58:01,565
- [all sneezing]
- Ew! Oh, my God, oh, my God!

955
00:58:01,608 --> 00:58:05,830
- I'’m gonna contract E. coli.
- Even worse, you have a zit.

956
00:58:06,657 --> 00:58:08,920
I knew ugliness was contagious!

957
00:58:08,963 --> 00:58:12,619
[Jo] Hope booked
an emergency healing massage
and seaweed facial.

958
00:58:12,663 --> 00:58:14,142
[♪ The Like: Walk of Shame]

959
00:58:14,186 --> 00:58:16,057
♪ Takes a flash
to figure it out ♪

960
00:58:16,101 --> 00:58:18,320
♪ But in your memory
you might find some holes ♪

961
00:58:18,364 --> 00:58:22,150
♪ Oh, like the last six hours
That made you realize... ♪

962
00:58:22,194 --> 00:58:25,502
[Jo] Unfortunately, there
was a mix-up at the spa,

963
00:58:25,545 --> 00:58:28,548
and Hope ended up resembling
the Wicked Witch of the West.

964
00:58:28,592 --> 00:58:32,552
It still hadn'’t faded
after an entire weekend.

965
00:58:34,815 --> 00:58:38,645
Mandi! What is wrong with you?

966
00:58:38,689 --> 00:58:41,648
[sighs] You didn'’t pick me up.
I had to ride my Schwinn.

967
00:58:41,692 --> 00:58:43,650
I don'’t pick up ogres.

968
00:58:43,694 --> 00:58:46,827
And green, definitely
not your color.

969
00:58:46,871 --> 00:58:48,176
Wha...?

970
00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:52,224
Why hasn'’t it washed away?

971
00:58:52,267 --> 00:58:54,922
I added some
long-lasting henna ink.

972
00:58:54,966 --> 00:58:56,924
Don'’t you think
that'’s a bit much?

973
00:58:56,968 --> 00:59:00,362
[scoffs] Come on,
she deserved it. [laughs]

974
00:59:00,406 --> 00:59:02,930
♪ Time to do
the walk of shame ♪

975
00:59:02,974 --> 00:59:05,063
♪ Hide your face... ♪

976
00:59:14,594 --> 00:59:17,205
[all chattering]

977
00:59:20,208 --> 00:59:22,210
Peace out!

978
00:59:25,736 --> 00:59:27,694
Nobody'’ll ever see that.
[chuckles]

979
00:59:27,738 --> 00:59:29,957
[Jo] With Chastity
and Hope down,

980
00:59:30,001 --> 00:59:31,872
there was only
one Plastic left.

981
00:59:31,916 --> 00:59:35,789
[Jo] Cupcakes! Cupcakes!

982
00:59:35,833 --> 00:59:37,574
Red velvet,
or perhaps devil'’s food cake?

983
00:59:37,617 --> 00:59:39,619
- Thank you!
- Traitor!

984
00:59:39,663 --> 00:59:43,014
- You don'’t own me, Mandi.
- Oh, yeah?

985
00:59:43,057 --> 00:59:44,929
[all] Oh!

986
00:59:44,972 --> 00:59:47,801
I don'’t like you right now!

987
00:59:47,845 --> 00:59:50,587
You totally lost my vote.

988
00:59:52,763 --> 00:59:54,939
Yummy frosting, though.

989
00:59:56,418 --> 00:59:57,855
Nice job, Quinn.

990
00:59:57,898 --> 01:00:00,292
You truly are an amazing
investigative reporter.

991
01:00:00,335 --> 01:00:03,991
I'’ve been obsess... I mean,
watching them for years.

992
01:00:04,035 --> 01:00:06,777
Just needed to dig
a little deeper.

993
01:00:09,214 --> 01:00:11,042
[Jo] Hi!

994
01:00:11,085 --> 01:00:12,826
Hey.

995
01:00:12,870 --> 01:00:16,482
- Hey!
- Hey!

996
01:00:16,525 --> 01:00:17,918
- Hi.
- [all] Hey!

997
01:00:17,962 --> 01:00:21,008
- Hello, girls.
- [all] Hey!

998
01:00:21,052 --> 01:00:23,402
- [girl] I already got my dress.
- Hey.

999
01:00:23,445 --> 01:00:26,666
- Oh, hey, Abby.
- OK, Jo, this year the music
better not suck at the dance.

1000
01:00:26,710 --> 01:00:28,842
- You have sway
with the DJ, right?
- Of course.

1001
01:00:28,886 --> 01:00:31,584
- What are your requests?
- OK...

1002
01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:33,934
- We could get that guy who...
- You know, if she keeps

1003
01:00:33,978 --> 01:00:37,024
inviting everybody
to join our group,

1004
01:00:37,068 --> 01:00:38,939
there won'’t be any room left.

1005
01:00:38,983 --> 01:00:42,639
At least Mandi understood
the importance of exclusivity.

1006
01:00:42,682 --> 01:00:45,685
Someone has to be
the proletariat.

1007
01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:48,688
That'’s lower class.

1008
01:00:48,732 --> 01:00:50,298
[grunts]

1009
01:00:54,912 --> 01:00:57,044
Hey, kid.
Lend me a hand, huh?

1010
01:00:57,088 --> 01:01:00,134
Jimmy gave me an extension
on delivering the engine.

1011
01:01:00,178 --> 01:01:01,570
Um, sorry, Dad.

1012
01:01:01,614 --> 01:01:04,051
I'’ve got shopping with Quinn
and a movie with Tyler,

1013
01:01:04,095 --> 01:01:07,272
and I still have
to make my campaign buttons.

1014
01:01:07,315 --> 01:01:09,317
Busy, busy!

1015
01:01:13,321 --> 01:01:15,062
Busy, busy.

1016
01:01:16,847 --> 01:01:18,370
- [boy] Hey, Jo.
- Hi.

1017
01:01:18,413 --> 01:01:19,893
- Hey!
- Hi.

1018
01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:21,808
- Hey, what'’s up?
- Hey.

1019
01:01:21,852 --> 01:01:24,724
- What'’s up?
- Hi.

1020
01:01:26,857 --> 01:01:28,336
I wonder how much
sugar is in this.

1021
01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:31,296
- You did not just ask that.
- What?

1022
01:01:31,339 --> 01:01:34,778
Jo, you ate, like,
two funnel cakes, a hot dog

1023
01:01:34,821 --> 01:01:37,084
and a bag of kettle corn
on our first date.

1024
01:01:37,128 --> 01:01:41,088
And you didn'’t wear
these crazy studded boots.

1025
01:01:47,616 --> 01:01:49,793
Come on.
You'’re kidding me, right?

1026
01:01:49,836 --> 01:01:52,839
- Using me to make
Chastity jealous?
- Look, I was just...

1027
01:01:52,883 --> 01:01:55,494
Starting to act a hell
of a lot like Mandi,

1028
01:01:55,537 --> 01:01:58,018
which is not the kind of
girl I want to be dating.

1029
01:01:58,062 --> 01:02:01,021
Hey, I am nothing like Mandi.

1030
01:02:01,065 --> 01:02:05,547
Oh, really? Running
for queen, humiliating people,

1031
01:02:05,591 --> 01:02:09,116
using their secrets against
them, dressing like you'’re
on the cover of Rolling Stone,

1032
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:12,119
which, OK, it'’s kinda
hot sometimes,
but not the part

1033
01:02:12,163 --> 01:02:15,862
where you suddenly care about
what everyone else thinks.

1034
01:02:16,776 --> 01:02:19,474
Jo...

1035
01:02:19,518 --> 01:02:22,869
What happened to that girl
I met in shop class?

1036
01:02:26,351 --> 01:02:27,918
[scoffs]

1037
01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:45,152
[Jo] And when I got home,
there it was,

1038
01:02:45,196 --> 01:02:48,155
waiting for me:
my future.

1039
01:02:48,199 --> 01:02:50,418
How had I almost forgotten?

1040
01:02:57,643 --> 01:02:59,776
The fat letter!

1041
01:02:59,819 --> 01:03:03,431
- It'’s good news, right?
- The best.

1042
01:03:04,911 --> 01:03:07,174
Ah, Jo. Look, honey,

1043
01:03:07,218 --> 01:03:10,699
I feel lousy
about your tuition fund.

1044
01:03:10,743 --> 01:03:13,354
But, honey, that doesn'’t mean
that you shouldn'’t be excited.

1045
01:03:13,398 --> 01:03:16,401
I mean, CMU, that'’s...
that'’s big stuff!

1046
01:03:16,444 --> 01:03:19,099
And if I can just get
this engine finished,

1047
01:03:19,143 --> 01:03:21,841
or... what about that
architectural scholarship?

1048
01:03:21,885 --> 01:03:23,277
The scholarship.

1049
01:03:23,321 --> 01:03:25,410
[Jo] But somehow,
all this campaigning

1050
01:03:25,453 --> 01:03:28,805
and preening and plotting
had gotten in the way.

1051
01:03:28,848 --> 01:03:32,460
I didn'’t even know
what my grade was
in shop class anymore.

1052
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:36,987
Oh, hey, I almost forgot. Um...

1053
01:03:37,030 --> 01:03:40,294
Abby'’s dad dropped
this off for ya.

1054
01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:42,209
So does she know where
she'’s goin' to college yet?

1055
01:03:42,253 --> 01:03:46,474
Um, Abby wants art school, but
her dad'’s more of a pre-med guy.

1056
01:03:46,518 --> 01:03:50,870
Well, just make sure that
she knows that to, um,
to win the race...

1057
01:03:50,914 --> 01:03:53,090
You gotta be in the race.

1058
01:04:04,928 --> 01:04:07,495
[Jo] But what if I wanted out?

1059
01:04:07,539 --> 01:04:09,236
What if I wanted
to forfeit the race

1060
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,022
because I didn'’t
deserve to win?

1061
01:04:16,026 --> 01:04:17,854
Got something
that'’s real revolutionary.

1062
01:04:17,897 --> 01:04:20,160
It'’s gonna revolutionize
your gardening experience.

1063
01:04:20,204 --> 01:04:22,989
[Jo] Hey, Mr. Hanover.

1064
01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:24,599
Abby'’s not home
from the movie yet, is she?

1065
01:04:24,643 --> 01:04:27,472
[Mr. Hanover] No,
thought you'’d be with 'em.

1066
01:04:27,515 --> 01:04:33,260
- But glad you'’re here.
- Listen, Mr. Hanover, I...

1067
01:04:33,304 --> 01:04:37,656
- I brought back the money.
- Jo, what, are you crazy?

1068
01:04:37,699 --> 01:04:40,746
The money'’s for you,
every damn penny.
You'’ve earned it.

1069
01:04:40,789 --> 01:04:44,968
Hiring you to be her friend was
the best money we'’ve ever spent.

1070
01:04:45,011 --> 01:04:49,059
Please, Mr. Hanover,
I can'’t.

1071
01:04:50,582 --> 01:04:52,192
Jo, I'’m sending it
right back to you.

1072
01:04:52,236 --> 01:04:54,716
I'’d give a bonus,
if I gave them.

1073
01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,283
Which I don'’t.

1074
01:05:09,253 --> 01:05:13,257
Is it true? Did my dad pay
you to be friends with me?

1075
01:05:14,432 --> 01:05:16,913
Quinn finally
got her big story.

1076
01:05:16,956 --> 01:05:19,002
She quoted Mandi
as a witness.

1077
01:05:19,045 --> 01:05:21,004
Why would Quinn do this?

1078
01:05:21,047 --> 01:05:24,007
How could you?

1079
01:05:24,050 --> 01:05:27,401
- I was gonna
tell Abby everything.
- Face it, Jo.

1080
01:05:27,445 --> 01:05:29,273
The Plastics
are the originals,

1081
01:05:29,316 --> 01:05:32,058
and they don'’t have to pay
anyone to be their friend.

1082
01:05:32,102 --> 01:05:34,931
No! You just sold out
your friends for free!

1083
01:05:34,974 --> 01:05:36,671
Oh, what,
like you sold me out?

1084
01:05:36,715 --> 01:05:39,022
[sobbing] God, I trusted you.

1085
01:05:39,065 --> 01:05:42,068
You know what?
You go to hell, Jo Mitchell.

1086
01:05:42,112 --> 01:05:43,591
I wish I never even met you.

1087
01:06:26,156 --> 01:06:29,028
[Chastity] Just
to see their faces.

1088
01:06:29,072 --> 01:06:32,292
You were so good, Mandi.
I totally voted for you.

1089
01:06:32,336 --> 01:06:34,947
- It'’s too bad this
didn'’t come out earlier.
- Why?

1090
01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:38,385
Well, from what I hear, Jo is
a shoo-in for Homecoming Queen.

1091
01:06:38,429 --> 01:06:40,474
It'’s too late for people
to change their votes.

1092
01:06:40,518 --> 01:06:46,132
- That is, if she'’s eligible.
- Eligibility is based
on matriculation.

1093
01:06:46,176 --> 01:06:51,572
- So she'’d have to be
expelled or something.
- Oh.

1094
01:06:53,270 --> 01:06:55,533
Wouldn'’t that be a tragedy?

1095
01:07:11,418 --> 01:07:14,856
[Nick] This is gonna be
the best senior prank ever.

1096
01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:16,380
The best.

1097
01:07:18,382 --> 01:07:21,820
OK, so tell me again
why we don'’t keep the money?

1098
01:07:21,863 --> 01:07:24,692
- That'’s a lot of money.
- Then there'’s no dance,

1099
01:07:24,736 --> 01:07:27,565
and if there'’s no dance,
I'’m not the queen.

1100
01:07:28,696 --> 01:07:31,177
I don'’t know.

1101
01:07:31,221 --> 01:07:34,050
[sighs] Money can'’t do this.

1102
01:07:41,231 --> 01:07:44,625
[engine revving]

1103
01:07:44,669 --> 01:07:47,628
As many of you know,
we had a robbery last night.

1104
01:07:47,672 --> 01:07:52,024
Now, the evidence strongly
suggests that the thief

1105
01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:56,463
was a student, because of his wanton disregard for school property.

1106
01:07:56,507 --> 01:08:00,076
This student, or students,
clearly degenerates,

1107
01:08:00,119 --> 01:08:04,341
stole the money that was
intended for helpless animals.

1108
01:08:04,384 --> 01:08:06,386
Now, unless
the money is returned,

1109
01:08:06,430 --> 01:08:11,391
I have no choice but to cancel the Homecoming Dance.

1110
01:08:11,435 --> 01:08:15,091
- [all muttering]
- This is your principal,

1111
01:08:15,134 --> 01:08:16,788
signing off for today,

1112
01:08:16,831 --> 01:08:21,097
reminding you to stay left
or right, not center.

1113
01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:31,237
Miss Mitchell, I received
an anonymous tip today
that you stole the money.

1114
01:08:31,281 --> 01:08:34,893
That'’s a lie.
I would never do that.

1115
01:08:34,936 --> 01:08:36,242
Well, apparently you did.

1116
01:08:36,286 --> 01:08:39,506
We had a policeman go
to your shed this afternoon.

1117
01:08:40,899 --> 01:08:43,597
And I'’m afraid we
found the stolen money.

1118
01:08:43,641 --> 01:08:46,513
- How did that get there?
- I didn'’t steal it, I swear!

1119
01:08:46,557 --> 01:08:49,125
Somebody must'’ve
put it there, and...

1120
01:08:49,168 --> 01:08:50,952
I would bet anything
it was Mandi.

1121
01:08:50,996 --> 01:08:54,434
Well, now, Miss Weatherly
may be the spawn of Satan,

1122
01:08:54,478 --> 01:08:55,870
but unless you have proof,

1123
01:08:55,914 --> 01:08:58,177
there'’s nothing I can do
except expel you.

1124
01:08:58,221 --> 01:09:01,441
[Jo] It officially
couldn'’t get much worse.

1125
01:09:01,485 --> 01:09:05,315
I'’m also sorry to say
that I'’m gonna have to report
this to Carnegie Mellon,

1126
01:09:05,358 --> 01:09:07,795
and they very well may
rescind your admission.

1127
01:09:10,015 --> 01:09:12,800
Miss Mitchell, where are
you going? Come back here!

1128
01:09:12,844 --> 01:09:14,672
- Did you hear about Jo?
- I can'’t believe it.

1129
01:09:14,715 --> 01:09:16,543
- What a fake.
- I knew it.

1130
01:09:16,587 --> 01:09:20,286
I knew it all along,
and I tried to warn people.

1131
01:09:20,330 --> 01:09:22,767
I tried to protect
you all from her.

1132
01:09:22,810 --> 01:09:25,857
- Mandi, you are
like a saint.
- Yeah, a total saint.

1133
01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:29,426
- Oh, yeah, a real martyr.
- You mean a real bitch!

1134
01:09:29,469 --> 01:09:33,169
Wait. As much as
we all might like that,
I can'’t let it happen.

1135
01:09:33,212 --> 01:09:36,824
This is crazy! Shouldn'’t she be
locked up in juvie or something?

1136
01:09:36,868 --> 01:09:38,739
Girls, why don'’t we
settle this like ladies...

1137
01:09:38,783 --> 01:09:40,828
Screw being ladies,
and screw being girls!

1138
01:09:40,872 --> 01:09:44,484
I'’m sick of the mind games
and the backstabbing
and the set-ups.

1139
01:09:44,528 --> 01:09:47,618
I know you framed me, Mandi.

1140
01:09:49,272 --> 01:09:52,275
So we'’re gonna settle this
like men, on the battlefield.

1141
01:09:52,318 --> 01:09:54,755
- Oh, please.
- That'’s right.

1142
01:09:54,799 --> 01:09:56,192
I challenge you...

1143
01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:03,503
...to a football game,

1144
01:10:03,547 --> 01:10:06,332
- Powder Puff style.
- No way.

1145
01:10:06,376 --> 01:10:08,856
I... I don'’t do sports.

1146
01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:11,337
Aw, you scared?

1147
01:10:11,381 --> 01:10:14,601
Can'’t take the heat, Mandi?

1148
01:10:14,645 --> 01:10:17,213
I thought you were
the best at everything.

1149
01:10:17,256 --> 01:10:22,218
I thought people trembled in
the presence of the Plastics.

1150
01:10:22,261 --> 01:10:23,915
You wanna win?

1151
01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:29,312
The only way you'’re gonna
become queen is by default.

1152
01:10:34,186 --> 01:10:36,841
Fine, you'’re on.

1153
01:10:36,884 --> 01:10:39,191
But be prepared to lose.

1154
01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:42,238
You know, you
and your team of one.

1155
01:10:49,332 --> 01:10:54,554
[Jo] I realized
a little too late that
I no longer had any friends.

1156
01:10:54,598 --> 01:10:59,777
But if I had to take on
all the Plastics by myself,
I would.

1157
01:11:07,175 --> 01:11:10,657
All right, let'’s get
to class, everybody.
...hang out in the hallway.

1158
01:11:10,701 --> 01:11:14,095
- Do you really
think she did it?
- I don'’t know anymore.

1159
01:11:14,139 --> 01:11:15,923
Certainly not about Jo.

1160
01:11:27,239 --> 01:11:32,375
Hey, Mr. Hanover,
this was in our mailbox.
It'’s for you.

1161
01:11:32,418 --> 01:11:36,030
- Listen, you'’re Jo's
boyfriend, right?
- Ex-boyfriend.

1162
01:11:36,074 --> 01:11:39,338
Huh, awkward.

1163
01:11:39,382 --> 01:11:41,775
Thing is, I'’ve got
something for Jo.
It'’s the money, actually.

1164
01:11:41,819 --> 01:11:45,649
Would you give it to her?
A deal'’s a deal. It's not
her fault Abby found out.

1165
01:11:47,868 --> 01:11:51,350
- She gave the money
back to you?
- Of course.

1166
01:11:51,394 --> 01:11:53,047
I was expecting it, really.

1167
01:11:53,091 --> 01:11:55,354
I knew she'’d love Abby
once she got to know her.

1168
01:11:55,398 --> 01:11:57,008
I just needed
to make that happen.

1169
01:11:57,051 --> 01:11:59,053
So remember, you can'’t wear
red or pink to the dance.

1170
01:11:59,097 --> 01:12:00,968
Those are my colors.
And I'’m wearing my hair up,

1171
01:12:01,012 --> 01:12:03,884
'’cause it's best for the crown,
so wear yours down.

1172
01:12:03,928 --> 01:12:08,367
- Quinn, are you listening?
- Yes, absolutely. Hair down.

1173
01:12:12,415 --> 01:12:14,982
Hey, Abby.

1174
01:12:17,376 --> 01:12:19,291
- Look, just don'’t.
- But...

1175
01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:22,468
You know, Jo may
have lied to me,

1176
01:12:22,512 --> 01:12:24,427
but at least she
taught me one thing.

1177
01:12:24,470 --> 01:12:28,866
Stand up for myself.
So... get lost, Quinn.

1178
01:12:28,909 --> 01:12:31,738
Fine, hate me.

1179
01:12:31,782 --> 01:12:36,090
But you should know I don'’t
think Jo stole the money.

1180
01:12:36,134 --> 01:12:38,223
I think Mandi did.

1181
01:12:38,266 --> 01:12:41,705
- How do you know?
- Because I sort of gave her

1182
01:12:41,748 --> 01:12:44,664
the idea to get Jo expelled.

1183
01:12:46,231 --> 01:12:50,844
Also, Jo spent an awful lot
of time putting together

1184
01:12:50,888 --> 01:12:54,761
and sending out college
applications for you.

1185
01:12:54,805 --> 01:12:58,461
She even put together
your portfolio.

1186
01:13:00,985 --> 01:13:06,425
I helped her make about
a dozen of those with
journalism equipment.

1187
01:13:06,469 --> 01:13:10,821
I hope you get
into art school, Abby.

1188
01:13:10,864 --> 01:13:12,649
I really do.

1189
01:13:27,490 --> 01:13:29,666
[grunts]

1190
01:13:30,841 --> 01:13:33,583
So Mr. Hanover just called.

1191
01:13:33,626 --> 01:13:37,543
Apparently, one of his
distributors is sending
new parts for the engine.

1192
01:13:38,762 --> 01:13:41,199
That'’s great, right?

1193
01:13:41,242 --> 01:13:45,421
We can finish the car in time
for Jimmy and the new racer.

1194
01:13:45,464 --> 01:13:48,598
So, you, uh...
You heard from Abby?

1195
01:13:50,295 --> 01:13:52,645
I'’ve texted, called.

1196
01:13:52,689 --> 01:13:56,127
I tried her
NorthShoreCentric page.

1197
01:13:56,170 --> 01:14:01,611
No luck. That girl
really hates my guts.

1198
01:14:01,654 --> 01:14:06,267
But I can'’t blame her.
I'’m not sure why you
don'’t hate me.

1199
01:14:06,311 --> 01:14:11,316
Listen, kid, I'’m not proud
of what you did to Abby,

1200
01:14:11,359 --> 01:14:14,101
but I know
that you care about her.

1201
01:14:14,145 --> 01:14:18,976
- And you'’re
certainly not a thief.
- At least someone believes me.

1202
01:14:19,019 --> 01:14:22,370
[doors closing]

1203
01:14:22,414 --> 01:14:24,938
Oh, I don'’t
think it'’s just me.

1204
01:14:31,945 --> 01:14:35,471
- Am I seeing things?
- We haven'’t forgiven you yet.

1205
01:14:35,514 --> 01:14:37,081
Not even close.

1206
01:14:39,562 --> 01:14:42,652
But we can'’t let you
take the fall for Mandi.

1207
01:14:42,695 --> 01:14:46,525
- That'’s right,
we'’ve got your back.
- Mandi'’s goin' down.

1208
01:14:46,569 --> 01:14:48,309
- [all chuckling]
- I knew it.

1209
01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:51,008
I knew Mandi set me up, and...

1210
01:14:51,835 --> 01:14:54,054
...you guys came to rescue me.

1211
01:14:55,665 --> 01:14:58,363
I don'’t deserve you.

1212
01:14:58,406 --> 01:15:00,887
Oh, my God, are you crying?

1213
01:15:00,931 --> 01:15:05,196
- No, I never cry.
- [laughs]

1214
01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:09,374
All right, now come on,
we have a game to prepare for.

1215
01:15:09,417 --> 01:15:12,551
And you'’re right,
Mandi needs her ass kicked.

1216
01:15:12,595 --> 01:15:14,901
And we have an idea
to prove your innocence.

1217
01:15:37,228 --> 01:15:40,579
- Do you think you can do it?
- Hack into their
security system?

1218
01:15:40,623 --> 01:15:44,322
Not easy, but not impossible.
I just have to detect
their wireless signal,

1219
01:15:44,365 --> 01:15:47,194
then hack into their computer
and find their security account.

1220
01:15:47,238 --> 01:15:49,588
- Uh, wait, got it.
- [beeping]

1221
01:15:49,632 --> 01:15:52,286
They named their Wi-Fi
"AlwaysWatching?"

1222
01:15:52,330 --> 01:15:54,288
What'’s their
pass code, "“666?"”

1223
01:15:54,332 --> 01:15:57,944
It'’ll take a few days, but if
Mandi planted the evidence,

1224
01:15:57,988 --> 01:15:59,859
I'’ll find the footage.

1225
01:15:59,903 --> 01:16:03,950
But... I want
something in return.

1226
01:16:03,994 --> 01:16:06,126
I knew it. I knew
he wouldn'’t do it for free.

1227
01:16:06,170 --> 01:16:08,607
What do you
want, Elliot?

1228
01:16:08,651 --> 01:16:12,176
A date to the dance,
with Abby.

1229
01:16:16,223 --> 01:16:19,966
Oh, um, hey,
good luck at the game.
I'’ll be rooting for you.

1230
01:16:20,010 --> 01:16:22,665
Uh, even got my
own side biz going on.

1231
01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:25,232
Odds are 30 to one
in Mandi'’s favor.

1232
01:16:25,276 --> 01:16:28,584
- What? Why?
- You haven'’t heard?

1233
01:16:28,627 --> 01:16:33,240
[Jo] Mandi had managed
to recruit the captain
of the rugby team...

1234
01:16:34,459 --> 01:16:38,594
...a fifth-year senior
who felt no pain...

1235
01:16:38,637 --> 01:16:43,729
...and the three-time
Junior Division Karate
Champion onto her team.

1236
01:16:44,774 --> 01:16:47,167
But we weren'’t backing down.

1237
01:16:48,473 --> 01:16:49,909
And neither was Mandi.

1238
01:16:49,953 --> 01:16:52,433
She wasn'’t going
to pull any punches.

1239
01:16:52,477 --> 01:16:55,611
It was time to end this
once and for all.

1240
01:17:02,705 --> 01:17:05,098
- Got it?
- Yes, sir!

1241
01:17:05,142 --> 01:17:06,926
Good!

1242
01:17:06,970 --> 01:17:09,799
Hi, baby!
Oh, you look so cute.

1243
01:17:09,842 --> 01:17:13,324
- Our little athlete.
- Mom, Dad, come on.
You know you can'’t be in here.

1244
01:17:13,367 --> 01:17:16,544
- Just go.
- You'’re right, you're right.
We need to find a seat.

1245
01:17:16,588 --> 01:17:20,113
- The bleachers
are already filling up.
- Yay! Yay!

1246
01:17:23,116 --> 01:17:27,512
- I'’m gonna vomit.
- It'’s gonna be OK, I promise.

1247
01:17:27,555 --> 01:17:30,384
- What'’s the worst
that could happen?
- [all] We lose?

1248
01:17:30,428 --> 01:17:33,692
- [knocking on door]
- Is everybody decent in here?

1249
01:17:33,736 --> 01:17:36,913
I don'’t want a sexual
harassment lawsuit... again.

1250
01:17:36,956 --> 01:17:38,479
- [all] Yeah.
- Yeah, we'’re good.

1251
01:17:38,523 --> 01:17:40,656
Principal Duvall, what are you
doing here on a weekend?

1252
01:17:40,699 --> 01:17:43,659
Well, I'’ve tried to turn
a blind eye to this game,

1253
01:17:43,702 --> 01:17:46,662
but the fact that you made
the challenge in my presence,

1254
01:17:46,705 --> 01:17:51,057
and you'’ve plastered
the school with posters
made that kinda hard.

1255
01:17:51,101 --> 01:17:54,104
Thought you guys would wimp out.

1256
01:17:54,147 --> 01:17:56,497
But I guess now
I will have to intervene.

1257
01:17:56,541 --> 01:18:00,110
Mainly because Mandi'’s team
wants to file a lawsuit.

1258
01:18:00,153 --> 01:18:03,417
- What are you talking about?
- Jo, due to your expulsion,

1259
01:18:03,461 --> 01:18:05,724
you are not allowed
on school grounds.

1260
01:18:05,768 --> 01:18:07,639
Thus, you cannot play the game.

1261
01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:12,035
- Damn it! Mandi was
counting on this.
- I know.

1262
01:18:12,078 --> 01:18:15,647
- You know?
- Yep, which is why I looked
into this issue days ago.

1263
01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:17,344
You know, technically,

1264
01:18:17,388 --> 01:18:20,739
the football field
is public property
since it'’s on park land.

1265
01:18:20,783 --> 01:18:23,002
You know, the school
only rents it for games.

1266
01:18:23,046 --> 01:18:27,528
So all we needed was a permit,
which I have right here.

1267
01:18:27,572 --> 01:18:30,357
Oh! Well, great then.

1268
01:18:30,401 --> 01:18:34,318
I guess you are just not
allowed in the locker room.

1269
01:18:34,361 --> 01:18:38,365
Oh. See ya!

1270
01:18:38,409 --> 01:18:40,977
Well, I guess my
job here is done.

1271
01:18:41,020 --> 01:18:43,327
Ha-ha! Let'’s go, team!

1272
01:18:43,370 --> 01:18:46,199
Kill! Maim! Dismember.

1273
01:18:46,243 --> 01:18:50,943
- [cheering]
- [booing]

1274
01:18:53,772 --> 01:18:55,818
Whoo! Yeah!

1275
01:18:58,081 --> 01:19:01,214
- [booing]
- Yeah! Whoo!

1276
01:19:01,258 --> 01:19:03,521
- [cheering]
- Go, Abby!

1277
01:19:03,564 --> 01:19:05,653
[booing]

1278
01:19:05,697 --> 01:19:07,264
[Jo] The big day was upon us,

1279
01:19:07,307 --> 01:19:10,267
and we were going
to take the Plastics down.

1280
01:19:12,660 --> 01:19:14,401
Come on, girls!

1281
01:19:14,445 --> 01:19:17,883
[Jo] We were ready
for anything.

1282
01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:26,065
Didn'’t expect to see me here?

1283
01:19:26,109 --> 01:19:28,807
I'’m still gonna
kick your team'’s ass.

1284
01:19:28,851 --> 01:19:30,417
OK, girls, listen up.

1285
01:19:30,461 --> 01:19:34,073
Football is a religion,
and you are now in church.

1286
01:19:34,117 --> 01:19:37,685
Do not disgrace this field.
We'’ll play by playground rules.

1287
01:19:37,729 --> 01:19:41,951
Fumbles that hit the ground
are live balls.
Four downs and out.

1288
01:19:41,994 --> 01:19:45,998
No punts, no extra points
and a touchdown is seven points.

1289
01:19:46,042 --> 01:19:51,090
Get it? Got it? Good!

1290
01:19:51,134 --> 01:19:53,440
We will flip a coin to see
who receives the ball.

1291
01:19:53,484 --> 01:19:55,442
- Pink Team, you call it.
- Heads.

1292
01:19:56,835 --> 01:20:00,099
- Heads it is.
- We'’ll receive.

1293
01:20:00,143 --> 01:20:02,798
All right, shake hands.

1294
01:20:04,974 --> 01:20:07,803
- [cheering]
- OK, then.

1295
01:20:07,846 --> 01:20:09,456
Ow!

1296
01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:15,158
[whistle blows]

1297
01:20:18,248 --> 01:20:20,424
[cheering]

1298
01:20:20,467 --> 01:20:23,427
Run, moron, run!

1299
01:20:27,083 --> 01:20:32,088
- Take it, take it.
- [whistle blows]

1300
01:20:33,480 --> 01:20:36,222
[cheering]

1301
01:20:37,702 --> 01:20:40,400
[grunting]

1302
01:20:42,794 --> 01:20:44,491
[screaming]

1303
01:20:48,017 --> 01:20:49,496
[blowing whistle]

1304
01:20:49,540 --> 01:20:52,456
- There'’s no nunchakus
in football!
- Man.

1305
01:20:57,809 --> 01:20:59,202
Ball, now!

1306
01:21:00,856 --> 01:21:02,988
[crowd cheering]

1307
01:21:03,032 --> 01:21:05,121
[screaming]

1308
01:21:09,168 --> 01:21:11,214
[whistle blowing]

1309
01:21:14,478 --> 01:21:16,219
Touchdown!

1310
01:21:16,262 --> 01:21:17,873
Yay!

1311
01:21:17,916 --> 01:21:19,918
[barks]

1312
01:21:23,487 --> 01:21:25,402
[cheering]

1313
01:21:34,454 --> 01:21:38,502
- [cheering]
- [blowing whistle]

1314
01:21:38,545 --> 01:21:40,417
[grunting]

1315
01:21:54,083 --> 01:21:56,955
[grunting]

1316
01:22:00,567 --> 01:22:04,093
So listen. My dad always
says to win the race,

1317
01:22:04,136 --> 01:22:05,746
you'’ve got to be in the race.

1318
01:22:05,790 --> 01:22:08,532
So think of the worst thing
the Plastics have done to you,

1319
01:22:08,575 --> 01:22:10,316
and knock them down.

1320
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:13,232
If they'’re gonna play
full contact, so are we.

1321
01:22:13,276 --> 01:22:15,974
Fumble-rooski on two.

1322
01:22:16,018 --> 01:22:18,672
- Break!
- [all] Break.

1323
01:22:18,716 --> 01:22:20,109
[man] Yeah!

1324
01:22:24,374 --> 01:22:26,680
- Yay!
- Yeah, Jo!

1325
01:22:28,073 --> 01:22:29,596
[father] Good job, honey!

1326
01:22:31,642 --> 01:22:35,341
What... What'’s goin' on?
What... What are you doing?

1327
01:22:35,385 --> 01:22:37,343
- [blows whistle]
- Yes!

1328
01:22:37,387 --> 01:22:39,432
Touchdown!

1329
01:22:39,476 --> 01:22:41,478
[booing]

1330
01:22:41,521 --> 01:22:44,655
That'’s not fair!
She can'’t do that.
Can she do that?

1331
01:22:44,698 --> 01:22:47,440
[cheering]

1332
01:22:47,484 --> 01:22:50,748
- You girls can really play.
Who knew?
- Thank you.

1333
01:22:50,791 --> 01:22:52,271
[humming]

1334
01:22:52,315 --> 01:22:55,013
[panting] Damn it, we'’re tied.

1335
01:22:55,057 --> 01:22:59,409
I swear, if you let
that psycho Jo near me,
I will end your social lives.

1336
01:22:59,452 --> 01:23:03,195
- Time for D and D.
- Ooh, dirty dancing?

1337
01:23:03,239 --> 01:23:05,632
Yeah, Chastity, dirty dancing.

1338
01:23:05,676 --> 01:23:09,897
No! Down and dirty, OK?
Down and dirty.

1339
01:23:09,941 --> 01:23:11,377
Let'’s get '‘em. Go!

1340
01:23:11,421 --> 01:23:14,380
[Jo] OK, they were big,
they were bad.

1341
01:23:14,424 --> 01:23:15,599
[grunts]

1342
01:23:15,642 --> 01:23:18,210
- [Jo] We were dead.
- [cheering]

1343
01:23:21,344 --> 01:23:24,173
I can'’t see. I can't see!

1344
01:23:24,216 --> 01:23:27,654
- Nothing?
How bad'’s your vision?
- I'’m legally blind!

1345
01:23:27,698 --> 01:23:29,613
[girl] Number one!

1346
01:23:32,398 --> 01:23:35,097
- [cheering]
- Just freshening up.

1347
01:23:35,140 --> 01:23:38,230
- [sneezes]
- Smells like lavender
and ocean breeze, doesn'’t it?

1348
01:23:39,710 --> 01:23:42,321
- Oh, come on!
- Come on, girls.

1349
01:23:42,365 --> 01:23:44,236
Enough of this,
let'’s play football!

1350
01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:46,847
[panting] All right.
My muscles are mush,

1351
01:23:46,891 --> 01:23:48,980
my lungs are about to burst
and just look at us.

1352
01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:52,070
- I agree, we'’re totally
not gonna lose.
- [sneezes]

1353
01:23:52,114 --> 01:23:54,029
- Gesundheit.
- Cover your mouth.

1354
01:23:54,072 --> 01:23:57,293
- Really? '‘Cause
they have the ball.
- We have to take a stand.

1355
01:23:57,336 --> 01:23:59,338
- We can'’t let them score.
- [sneezes]

1356
01:23:59,382 --> 01:24:01,949
- Gesundheit.
- Dude, cover your mouth!

1357
01:24:01,993 --> 01:24:05,518
- OK, I got it.
- Jo! I did it!

1358
01:24:05,562 --> 01:24:07,085
- Look, he did it!
- He did what?

1359
01:24:07,129 --> 01:24:09,870
- Yeah. Yeah.
- [cell phones ringing]

1360
01:24:09,914 --> 01:24:11,089
Is that yours?

1361
01:24:11,133 --> 01:24:14,832
Cool, Mandi is goin'’ down!

1362
01:24:14,875 --> 01:24:17,226
[phones ringing]

1363
01:24:26,148 --> 01:24:27,497
[gasps] I told you.

1364
01:24:27,540 --> 01:24:29,281
Let me see that,
let me see that.

1365
01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:40,075
- Ling... Come on!
- What?

1366
01:24:40,118 --> 01:24:44,731
What are you waitin'’ for?
This is football! Come on!

1367
01:24:46,516 --> 01:24:49,910
Makin'’ everyone else do
your dirty work, Mandi?

1368
01:24:49,954 --> 01:24:51,477
You'’re still gonna lose.

1369
01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:55,438
Give me the ball.

1370
01:24:55,481 --> 01:24:56,700
Now!

1371
01:24:58,354 --> 01:25:00,530
Is that Nick Zimmer?

1372
01:25:03,707 --> 01:25:05,796
[Mandi] One, two,
three... hut.

1373
01:25:09,060 --> 01:25:12,759
No, no, no! No, no!
Come on, man, it was her idea.

1374
01:25:12,803 --> 01:25:17,112
Right there, Mandi! Number one!
You'’re not number one anymore.

1375
01:25:17,155 --> 01:25:21,855
But I love you, baby.
It wasn'’t my idea.
Why are you handcuffing me?

1376
01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,816
[grunting]

1377
01:25:25,859 --> 01:25:29,254
[cheering]

1378
01:25:41,832 --> 01:25:44,791
[cheering]

1379
01:25:52,582 --> 01:25:55,498
- Get off me!
- I'’d love to.

1380
01:25:56,629 --> 01:25:58,631
[Mandi] Let me go!
Get off me!

1381
01:25:58,675 --> 01:26:02,505
- That'’s not me!
- It sure looks like it'’s you,
Miss Weatherly.

1382
01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:09,294
Are you crazy?
Do you know who I am?

1383
01:26:09,338 --> 01:26:12,819
I am Mandi Weatherly!
My mother will sue you!

1384
01:26:12,863 --> 01:26:15,996
How dare you touch me!
She'’ll sue all of you!

1385
01:26:16,040 --> 01:26:18,999
Let me out of here!
I'’ll have you fired!

1386
01:26:19,043 --> 01:26:20,871
I'’m so sorry for the
misunderstanding, Jo.

1387
01:26:20,914 --> 01:26:24,048
Consider yourself
officially un-expelled.

1388
01:26:24,091 --> 01:26:26,616
And I'’ll make some calls and
sort things out college-wise.

1389
01:26:26,659 --> 01:26:30,141
- [laughing]
- Yeah!

1390
01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:33,188
[♪ Jay Sean: 2012
[It Ain'’t The End]]

1391
01:26:33,231 --> 01:26:36,495
♪ Gonna live like
it'’s the end of the world ♪

1392
01:26:36,539 --> 01:26:39,237
♪ Gonna party like

1393
01:26:40,630 --> 01:26:43,589
♪ Turn it up, turn it up
Mash it up ♪

1394
01:26:43,633 --> 01:26:45,330
♪ It ain'’t the
end of the world ♪

1395
01:26:45,374 --> 01:26:48,681
♪ Party like, like
it'’s the end of the world ♪

1396
01:26:48,725 --> 01:26:50,117
♪ We'’re gonna party like... ♪

1397
01:26:50,161 --> 01:26:51,945
[Jo] I figured at this point,

1398
01:26:51,989 --> 01:26:54,992
I might as well go for the
whole high school experience.

1399
01:26:55,035 --> 01:26:56,994
♪ '’Cause we got each other
Turn it up ♪

1400
01:26:57,037 --> 01:27:01,477
♪ Turn it up, mash it up It ain'’t the end of the world ♪

1401
01:27:03,174 --> 01:27:06,177
♪ Turn it up, turn it up
Mash it up ♪

1402
01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:09,615
♪ It ain'’t the end
of the world ♪

1403
01:27:09,659 --> 01:27:12,618
All right, quiet down,
everybody. Quiet.

1404
01:27:12,662 --> 01:27:16,100
Stop your dancing,
stop your fun.
Stop it right now.

1405
01:27:16,143 --> 01:27:18,711
Quiet down.

1406
01:27:18,755 --> 01:27:21,714
Quieter. Good.

1407
01:27:21,758 --> 01:27:23,890
Well, you should all
be very happy to know

1408
01:27:23,934 --> 01:27:29,244
that we raised $6,800 for
the Humane Society, huh?

1409
01:27:29,287 --> 01:27:32,159
[light applause]

1410
01:27:32,203 --> 01:27:34,901
All right, forget it.
Um, I know the announcement

1411
01:27:34,945 --> 01:27:38,209
you guys really care about,
so let'’s get to it.

1412
01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:42,387
The Homecoming King is...

1413
01:27:43,954 --> 01:27:45,564
[imitates drum roll]

1414
01:27:45,608 --> 01:27:48,567
- ...Elliot Gold?
- My God, it'’s you!

1415
01:27:48,611 --> 01:27:51,266
- Elliot Gold.
- Go!

1416
01:27:51,309 --> 01:27:55,400
- Whoo!
- [applause]

1417
01:27:55,444 --> 01:27:57,924
Wow. Elliot really
is going to rig

1418
01:27:57,968 --> 01:27:59,796
the presidential election
someday, isn'’t he?

1419
01:27:59,839 --> 01:28:02,581
Yep. Just as soon as
the voting goes hi-tech.

1420
01:28:02,625 --> 01:28:06,585
- [applause]
- Congratulations.

1421
01:28:06,629 --> 01:28:08,370
- Thank you.
- Sure.

1422
01:28:08,413 --> 01:28:11,721
And your Homecoming Queen...

1423
01:28:12,809 --> 01:28:14,593
- ...Abby Hanover.
- [cheering]

1424
01:28:14,637 --> 01:28:16,856
Oh, my God!
I'’ve never won anything!

1425
01:28:16,900 --> 01:28:20,295
- Go! You won, go!
- [cheering]

1426
01:28:20,338 --> 01:28:22,558
Yeah, Abby!

1427
01:28:24,386 --> 01:28:26,605
You won!
That'’s so awesome!

1428
01:28:26,649 --> 01:28:29,913
- That crown is mine! It'’s mine!
- Get out of here!

1429
01:28:29,956 --> 01:28:32,698
- No, don'’t reach for me!
- [screaming]

1430
01:28:32,742 --> 01:28:36,136
Get out of here! You'’re not
allowed on school grounds!

1431
01:28:36,180 --> 01:28:39,575
- [Mandi] Get off me!
- Oh, I'’m sorry.

1432
01:28:40,967 --> 01:28:42,708
[Duvall] Uh,
a little to the right.

1433
01:28:42,752 --> 01:28:46,930
- Give me that.
- I'’m legally blind.

1434
01:28:46,973 --> 01:28:49,106
There.

1435
01:28:49,149 --> 01:28:52,152
Here'’s your Homecoming King
and Queen, let'’s give it up.

1436
01:28:52,196 --> 01:28:54,807
- [cheering]
- Make some room, let them
have their first dance.

1437
01:28:54,851 --> 01:28:58,637
You guys have a good time.
No dirty dancing, I'’m watching.

1438
01:28:58,681 --> 01:29:00,900
[pop music plays]

1439
01:29:12,259 --> 01:29:16,960
- [laughing]
- [cheering]

1440
01:29:17,003 --> 01:29:21,834
I have a feeling Elliot wasn'’t
the one who rigged this vote.

1441
01:29:21,878 --> 01:29:25,098
Well, we both know
crowns aren'’t my thing.

1442
01:29:25,142 --> 01:29:27,057
So you dropped
out of the race?

1443
01:29:27,100 --> 01:29:29,146
Sometimes, it'’s not
about winning the race,

1444
01:29:29,189 --> 01:29:32,323
it'’s just about
being a part of it.

1445
01:29:32,367 --> 01:29:35,457
Besides...

1446
01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:38,634
...I have enough already.

1447
01:29:38,677 --> 01:29:40,679
♪ We cry and we live
and we die ♪

1448
01:29:40,723 --> 01:29:43,639
[song continues
indistinctly]

1449
01:29:47,425 --> 01:29:50,689
♪ Mon cheri
Oh, I'’ll always love you ♪

1450
01:29:50,733 --> 01:29:54,345
♪ Mon cheri
Just a fool for you ♪♪

1451
01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:57,870
[Jo] OK, well,
it'’s not like we all lived
happily ever after.

1452
01:29:57,914 --> 01:30:01,396
Mandi and Nick did get
community service
instead of jail.

1453
01:30:01,439 --> 01:30:04,790
And her mom donated a new
library to North Shore,

1454
01:30:04,834 --> 01:30:07,227
so Principal Duvall
let her graduate.

1455
01:30:07,271 --> 01:30:10,013
But she never
regained her status.

1456
01:30:10,056 --> 01:30:11,797
[pop music plays]

1457
01:30:11,841 --> 01:30:14,539
Quinn took over Mandi'’s role
as lead Plastic.

1458
01:30:14,583 --> 01:30:18,543
But we had a deal:
She let the senior class
end their year in peace.

1459
01:30:18,587 --> 01:30:23,374
She also wrote an award-winning article on the "Social
Dynamics of Mean Girls."

1460
01:30:23,418 --> 01:30:28,814
Chastity finally
looked up her name, and
joined the Abstinence Club.

1461
01:30:28,858 --> 01:30:34,124
And Hope finally braved
her fear of water fountains
and public germs...

1462
01:30:34,167 --> 01:30:35,560
♪ Crazy girl

1463
01:30:35,604 --> 01:30:38,433
♪ Crazy, crazy, crazy, girl

1464
01:30:38,476 --> 01:30:41,914
- [sneezes]
- [Jo] ...only to catch
a nasty case of swine flu.

1465
01:30:41,958 --> 01:30:45,701
From then on,
she swore to overcome
her fears, and, instead,

1466
01:30:45,744 --> 01:30:50,270
put her trust in antibiotics
and hot doctors.

1467
01:30:50,314 --> 01:30:52,882
Tyler decided to go
to Penn State,

1468
01:30:52,925 --> 01:30:57,843
which, by total coincidence,
was only a few hours away
from my school.

1469
01:30:57,887 --> 01:30:59,715
As for me, I managed to earn

1470
01:30:59,758 --> 01:31:03,240
my Carnegie Mellon tuition
with Sidney'’s help after all.

1471
01:31:03,283 --> 01:31:05,851
The man could truly
sell anything,

1472
01:31:05,895 --> 01:31:07,679
even my shop class project.

1473
01:31:07,723 --> 01:31:10,987
A birdhouse and
security camera, all in one.

1474
01:31:11,030 --> 01:31:12,989
Only $19.99.

1475
01:31:13,032 --> 01:31:15,905
Mr. Hanover even compromised
on Abby majoring in art,

1476
01:31:15,948 --> 01:31:19,865
so long as she went
to a top college, which
worked out perfectly for me.

1477
01:31:19,909 --> 01:31:22,041
- So how does it look?
- Nice crown.

1478
01:31:22,085 --> 01:31:24,087
Thanks. I thought it
went with the t-shirt.

1479
01:31:24,130 --> 01:31:26,263
[both chuckle]

1480
01:31:26,306 --> 01:31:29,309
[Jo] So I guess my dad
was right after all.

1481
01:31:29,353 --> 01:31:32,095
To win the race,
you have to be in the race.

1482
01:31:32,138 --> 01:31:36,882
Sometimes it just takes a
little girl drama to find
out who your friends are.

1483
01:31:36,926 --> 01:31:42,061
And, once you have that, you
can survive almost anything...

1484
01:31:42,105 --> 01:31:45,282
- ...even high school.
-[♪ Kimberly Cole: I Know]

1485
01:31:45,325 --> 01:31:48,807
♪ I know, I know

1486
01:31:48,851 --> 01:31:51,157
♪ Every day you'’re
getting closer ♪

1487
01:31:51,201 --> 01:31:52,898
♪ The time is ticking slow

1488
01:31:52,942 --> 01:31:55,553
♪ And I know, I know

1489
01:31:55,597 --> 01:31:57,903
♪ I know

1490
01:31:57,947 --> 01:32:00,558
♪ There'’s no room
to be impatient ♪

1491
01:32:00,602 --> 01:32:04,649
♪ I don'’t mind waiting ♪

1492
01:32:04,693 --> 01:32:09,524
♪ What'’s your name?
One day you'’re
gonna know mine ♪

1493
01:32:09,567 --> 01:32:14,833
♪ Going on this way...

1494
01:32:14,877 --> 01:32:17,227
♪ My mama would say

1495
01:32:17,270 --> 01:32:20,665
♪ You'’re gonna find
the right one ♪

1496
01:32:20,709 --> 01:32:24,103
♪ At the right time

1497
01:32:24,147 --> 01:32:26,584
♪ It ain'’t right for me
to know ♪

1498
01:32:26,628 --> 01:32:30,153
♪ Who you are
I should have met you first ♪

1499
01:32:30,196 --> 01:32:33,156
♪ But that'’s not
how it works ♪

1500
01:32:33,199 --> 01:32:35,941
♪ So I'’m giving all control ♪

1501
01:32:35,985 --> 01:32:39,162
♪ Hoping, praying
Wishing, waiting ♪

1502
01:32:39,205 --> 01:32:40,859
♪ For you

1503
01:32:40,903 --> 01:32:43,558
♪ Yes, I know, I know

1504
01:32:43,601 --> 01:32:45,864
♪ I know

1505
01:32:45,908 --> 01:32:48,475
♪ Every day you'’re
getting closer ♪

1506
01:32:48,519 --> 01:32:49,955
♪ The time is ticking slow

1507
01:32:49,999 --> 01:32:52,610
♪ And I know, I know

1508
01:32:52,654 --> 01:32:54,873
♪ I know

1509
01:32:54,917 --> 01:32:57,615
♪ There'’s no room
to be impatient ♪

1510
01:32:57,659 --> 01:32:59,574
♪ I don'’t mind waiting ♪

1511
01:32:59,617 --> 01:33:01,880
♪ I know, I know

1512
01:33:01,924 --> 01:33:03,969
♪ I know

1513
01:33:04,013 --> 01:33:06,711
♪ Every day you'’re
getting closer ♪

1514
01:33:06,755 --> 01:33:08,495
♪ The time is ticking slow

1515
01:33:08,539 --> 01:33:10,759
♪ And I know, I know

1516
01:33:10,802 --> 01:33:13,152
♪ I know

1517
01:33:13,196 --> 01:33:15,851
♪ There'’s no room
to be impatient ♪

1518
01:33:15,894 --> 01:33:18,810
♪ I don'’t mind waiting ♪

1519
01:33:18,854 --> 01:33:21,639
♪ Wait forever on the line

1520
01:33:21,683 --> 01:33:23,902
♪ I'’m looking for a sign ♪

1521
01:33:23,946 --> 01:33:26,731
♪ A little bit of winds
below these clouds ♪

1522
01:33:26,775 --> 01:33:29,691
♪ There is a light

1523
01:33:29,734 --> 01:33:35,740
♪ To let me know
that it was all worthwhile ♪

1524
01:33:35,784 --> 01:33:38,221
♪ '‘Cause I know, I know ♪

1525
01:33:38,264 --> 01:33:40,615
♪ I know

1526
01:33:40,658 --> 01:33:43,008
♪ Every day you'’re
getting closer ♪

1527
01:33:43,052 --> 01:33:44,923
♪ The time is ticking slow

1528
01:33:44,967 --> 01:33:47,447
♪ And I know, I know

1529
01:33:47,491 --> 01:33:49,624
♪ I know

1530
01:33:49,667 --> 01:33:52,539
♪ There'’s no room
to be impatient ♪

1531
01:33:52,583 --> 01:33:54,019
♪ I don'’t mind waiting ♪

1532
01:33:54,063 --> 01:33:56,674
♪ I know, I know

1533
01:33:56,718 --> 01:33:58,937
♪ I know

1534
01:33:58,981 --> 01:34:01,679
♪ Every day you'’re
getting closer ♪

1535
01:34:01,723 --> 01:34:03,028
♪ The time is ticking slow

1536
01:34:03,072 --> 01:34:05,683
♪ And I know, I know

1537
01:34:05,727 --> 01:34:08,033
♪ I know

1538
01:34:08,077 --> 01:34:10,775
♪ There'’s no room
to be impatient ♪

1539
01:34:10,819 --> 01:34:14,170
♪ I don'’t mind waiting ♪♪